The Return of Jafar (1994) - full transcript

(MAN SINGING) Follow me to a place
where incredible feats

Are routine every hour or so

Where enchantment runs rampant
Yes, wild in the streets

Open Sesame
Here we go!

Arabian nights

Like Arabian days

They tease and excite
Take off and take flight

They shock and amaze

Arabian nights

Like Arabian days

More often than not are hotter than hot



In a lot of good ways

(HORSE WHINNIES)

Pack your shield, pack your sword

You won't ever get bored

Though get beaten or gored, you might

Come on down, stop on by
Hop a carpet and fly

To another Arabian night

Arabian night

-This night has been quite rewarding.
-(LAUGHS)

We have never stolen so much.
We have gathered much loot tonight,

no thanks to our leader.

(GRUNTING)

(VASE SMASHING)

Well, it only looked expensive.



Is this a haul or what,

my surly band of desert skunks?

(GROWLS)

How is it you get the jeweled flower,
Abis Mal?

Why, this is my bonus for
being your beloved leader.

This and that and that
are my beloved-leader bonus.

And what is our reward?

(ALL GROWL)

Here you go. Good work, boys.
Very successful raid.

(ALL GASP)

-The chest!
-It moves!

-It cannot be.
-What is holding it up?

Ah! Ghosts!

(EXCLAIMS)

-Hello.
-You stupid monkey.

ALADDIN: Put him down, Abis Mal!

(ALL GRUNTING)

Who are you?

My friends call me Al.
You can call me Aladdin.

(GROANING)
Hurt him!

(ALL CLAMORING)

ALL: What?

-THIEF 1: Where'd he go?
-There!

THIEF 2: He has our loot!
Don't let him get away!

-We must stop him!
-Stop him!

-(HORSE NEIGHING)
-Ah!

-Why, you...
-Hey.

(ALL EXCLAIM IN FEAR)

A flying carpet?

He's got a flying carpet!

Nice catch, Carpet.

Pardon me.

Yeah!

Ah!

Come back here.

(YELLS)

That's mine.

Next stop, Agrabah.

-Get that door!
-He's escaping!

(SPUTTERS AND COUGHS)

Finally.

Ooh, ah, oh!
This is terrific.

I've got sand in places
I didn't even know I had.

JAFAR: Spare me your prattling,
Iago! Are we out yet?

"Are we out yet? Are we out yet?"
Yes, we're out, no thanks to you!

If it weren't for me,
you'd be stuck down there forever.

JAFAR: Iago!

You will now release me so that
I may have my revenge.

Yeah, yeah, when I'm good and ready.

Do as I say, you worthless pipsqueak!

You know something?

-You're nothing without me.
-What?

Who comes up
with all the good ideas? Me!

Who does all the work? Me!

If it weren't for me,
you'd still be in a cage at the bazaar,

squawking, "Polly want a cracker."

(SINGING) That's it, I've had it
I hate to be dramatic

But it's time for me to fly the coop

Terrific! Fine!

I'm drawing the line
before I wind up in a parrot soup

I was a fool to let you run the show

I'm cutting you loose, pal
Look out below!

Arrivederci
C'est la vie

Hope all goes well

I'm looking out for me

Agrabah,

just a juicy golden goose
ready for plucking.

And I'm the one holding the tweezers.

I'll be running this town inside a week!

What's your problem, liver lips?

You don't think I can do it?

(SINGING) Okay, I'm little
Been playing second fiddle

And I don't get no respect

I turn the other cheek

But this busted beak
is the only thanks that I get

I never found a friend that I can trust

They promise caviar
and leave me eating dust

That's some reward for loyalty

From here on in, I'm looking out for me

I don't need nobody else

I'll never fail, I'll cover my own tail

I can take care of myself

You know, it just don't pay

To give a hoot

I'm giving all my heart
What do I get? The boot

I'm through with that

I'm flapping free

From here on in

I'm looking out for me

Steal from us again

and your scrawny body will be dinner
for the jackals!

(GROANS)
No problem.

Ugh!

Huh?

(SQUEAKING ANGRILY)

-No. No!
-Abu!

No!

We're not the ones
who need this money.

(GASPS)

A miracle.

Praise be!

Don't worry, Abu.

I'm not throwing everything.

Yes!

This is for Jasmine.

Whoa!

(GROWLS)

Uh-oh!

Easy, Rajah. You know me. Aladdin?

Okay, Rajah. Okay.
I'm glad to see you, too.

Phew!

How do I look?

JASMINE: I think you look fine.

-Jasmine!
-Where were you? I missed you.

I had to pick up a few things.

This is for you.

Oh, Aladdin, it's lovely.

Lovely.

It must've cost a fortune.

Oh, no, it was a steal.

Father wants you to
join us for dinner tonight.

He's going to make
a royal announcement.

-And he wants me there?
-It's about you.

-Am I in trouble?
-Let's just say

this is a dinner you don't want to miss.

Jasmine, what's going on?

I promised Father
I wouldn't spoil his surprise.

You've made quite an impression,
you know.

So, I'm not in trouble?

JASMINE: Of course not.
You defeated Jafar, saved Agrabah,

and rescued a princess.

Aladdin, you are a hero.

Yeah, I guess so.
That's me, ready for anything.

(SNARLING)

Abu!

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

(COUGHING)

JASMINE: Um...

You may want to change
before dinner, though.

(CHUCKLES)

IAGO: Seems like only yesterday
Jafar was running Agrabah

and I was his right-hand bird.

But then he had to go
and mess things up.

Now I'm stuck on the outside looking in.

I've got to get back into the palace!

Back into power.

Well, my dear Abu,

shall we see what
the common folk are doing today?

(EXCLAIMING)

(ALADDIN CHUCKLES)

We have time for a stroll
before our audience with the sultan.

The street rat is
living in the palace now?

That does it! All reports are in.
Life is now officially unfair.

Wait. Wait a second here.
This is perfect.

That kid is my ticket back into power.

I'll just get Aladdin on my side
with a little sympathy act.

Then I'll be back in the palace again
quicker than you can say, "Easy street."

-Aladdin...
-Huh?

Finally got free of Jafar.

Iago, what are you doing here?

Where are you? Getting dark. Hold me.

Ah!

Hey, I meant gentle-like!

You're not fooling anyone.

No, wait, I'm serious.

I was under Jafar's power.

He mesmerized me with his snake staff,
just like the sultan.

You traitor, you!

-Ah!
-Uh!

You look familiar.

ALL: It's Aladdin.

Where? It is? I knew that.
Hurt him a lot.

Hurt him and his monkey
and his bird, too.

Oh!

(GROANING)

Treacherous parrot.

Look, I'm not with him. Ah!

(LAUGHING)

Monkey, help! They're after me.

(YELLS)

(GROWLING)

You won't dance out of this one.

That's it, now I'm mad.

(GROANS)

Mess with this bird, huh?

Ah!

Huh?

And I got more where that came from!

My eggs! Ruined!
Who will pay for them?

-Oh, go away.
-Guards! Guards!

-What is the trouble here?
-It is that thief,

Abis Mal.

Whoa!

After them!

Ha!

Jerks!

Thanks for your help. You saved me.

I did? Right!
Oh, yeah, of course I saved you.

It's my nature.
I'm always rescuing things.

Cats, babies, guys like you.
Always rescuing.

Hey, what's going on?
Is this any way to treat your rescuer?

You owe me, pal.

I saved your life.

Abu, wait!

He's right. I do owe him.

I'll see that the sultan gives him
a fair hearing.

What? The sultan?

Ow!

Don't worry, I'll talk to him.
Soften him up a little.

Are you kidding? He hates me.

-And what about the Princess?
-Hmm?

No problem.

I just have to make sure
that Jasmine doesn't see you

until I've gotten her prepared.

-Gotten me prepared for what?
-Ah!

Uh... I mean,

for the stain Abu got on
the brand-new vest you gave him.

I did not.

I don't see a stain.

Ah, well, no problem, then. Off to dinner.
Can't wait for that surprise.

Is something wrong?

Huh?

Wrong? Oh, come on. No, no, no.
Everything's just fine.

You aren't hiding anything from me,
are you?

Any more secrets?

Secrets?

(COUGHS)

Of course not. Uh...
I almost lost you once that way.

-I'll never make that mistake again.
-(SQUAWKS)

What?

Yee-haw!

He's big. He's blue. He's back!

-Genie!
-You came back!

Ow! Ooh! Watch the sunburn!

Ha! Kidding! Did you miss me?
Be honest.

Take care of these, my good mammal.

Careful, they're heavy. Hang on.
I got souvenirs for everybody.

Whoo, she dances.

You saw the whole world already?

(SINGING) It's a small world after all

But Agrabah has something that
no other place in the world has.

You guys!

(SINGING) I parachuted down
into the Taj Mahal

I rollerbladed all along
the great Great Wall

I even made the famous
Leaning Tower fall

But who was with me through it all?
Nobody!

The Moscow Circus hired me
to fly trapeze

On Mount Olympus
ran a race with Hercules

It's easy when you're chased by
killer bees

Who said, "Gesundheit,"
when I sneezed (SNEEZES)

So now I'm home

Home again with you

You chase the clouds away

Whenever I am blue

You're always blue.

And though the pyramids
I highly recommend

There is nothing in the world
quite like a friend

Slept like a babe in Bombay
on a bed of nails

Moroccans loved my daring
Dance of Seven Veils

Why, single-handedly
I even saved the whales

No one was there to hear my tales

(WEEPS)

In Acapulco, joined a mariachi band

I rode the raging rapids
down the Rio Grande

Flew in an air balloon
But when I tried to land

Nobody laughed or lent a hand

Without you
the Amazon is just a trickle

Without you
the Sahara's not so hot

Without you
Niagara Falls is just a leaky faucet

The QE2 is just some yacht

Now that I'm home

Home again, it's clear

All I ever wanted

Seems to be right here

I've traveled east and west
and now I'm back again

And there's nothing in the world
quite like a friend

There's nothing in the world

Nothing in the whole wide world

There is nothing in the world
quite like a friend

Nothing in the whole wide world!

So, Genie, how does it feel to be free?

Seriously? I love it!

(CRACKING)

Okay, maybe my powers aren't
what they used to be.

Let's say they're semi-phenomenal,
nearly cosmic.

But don't sell me short.

I may be free,
but I still have some magic in me.

I can still do this!

Hate to lose face in front of you guys.
Give me another chance.

Who's first? I can do this.

-Genie. Genie, we have to go to...
-Dinner. We're late!

Oh! You probably have
a romantic dinner for two planned.

You don't need a big blue lug
gumming up the works.

-But, Genie...
-Three's a crowd. You kids go on.

Genie, I would be honored
if you'd join us for dinner.

You would?

Come on, everyone,

get in here.

Home cooking, let's go!

Oh, boy! (SQUEAKS)

Not you, Abu.
You have a job to do, remember?

You have to guard Iago.

Oh!

Giddy up, slowpoke.
What's keeping you?

Nothing. Well, something,

but I'll tell you later.

That stinking Aladdin!

First chance I get, I'll slice him in half.

That stinking Abis Mal.

First chance we get,
let's slice him in half.

Hey! Get over here and wash up!

It's bad enough to have to look at you
without having to smell you.

Come, we do it now.

No witnesses.

Ow!

What is this? So help me,
I'll sue whoever runs this well.

A lamp?

It might be worth a few shekels
once it's cleaned up.

It will be of little use to you, Abis Mal,

except to light your way
in the Valley of the Dead.

Ah!

It is bewitched!

(EVIL LAUGHTER ECHOES)

(WHINNIES)

I am free!

Free to exact vengeance upon he
who has imprisoned me.

(GRUNTING)

It is the curse of the lamp.

All the power in the universe and
I am bound by the rules of the genie.

Which means I can't kill
that upstart Aladdin.

Unless I have someone
arrange it for me.

Take me to Agrabah at once!

(WHIMPERS)

(JABBERS AND WHIMPERS)

I suppose I am a bit too much
for his limited mind.

I trust you'll find me
a little less overwhelming now?

You're a genie?

You are astonishingly perceptive.

If you're a genie,
then don't I get wishes?

Yes, three wishes.
That is a minor formality.

But first, I must go to Agrabah.

You will take the lamp there for me.

Then, uh, you need me.

I'll take you to Agrabah,
but first, I want my wishes.

(YELPING)

Why, you...

You shall have your wishes.

I shall? I mean, of course I shall.
(LAUGHS)

I want riches, treasure.
Let's see... I know...

I wish for the legendary
sunken treasure ship of Kordumair.

Your wish is my command.

Oh!

Poor, sweet baby.

Aren't we enjoying our wish?

No!

Perhaps you wish me to return you
to the desert?

Yes.

Very well.

That was two wishes.
Take your time with the third,

or you will wish
you had never been born.

On the other hand,
if you cooperate with me,

I will see that you are amply rewarded.

-Rewarded?
-First,

you will help me get revenge
on a certain street rat

by the name of Aladdin.

Aladdin? I want revenge on him, too!

He robbed me,
turned my men against me,

and he fought dirty!

My brilliant swordsmanship
availed me not.

I hate when I do that.

Let's not be too hasty,
my simple-minded friend.

It's not enough that
we simply destroy Aladdin.

After all,

there are things
so much worse than death.

(LAUGHING EVILLY)

Okay, prepare yourselves
for a real culinary treat.

Hi-ya! Hi-ya!

Oh, my!

Whoopsie!

Most amusing.

Amusing? Right.
Excuse me while I pull myself together.

(LAUGHING)

Absolutely delightful.

Now to business.

Aladdin, you have proven to be
a man of strong moral character.

That is why I've decided to make you

my new royal vizier.

Me? Really?

Isn't it wonderful?

Wow! Royal vizier!

Aladdin would like to thank
the Academy for this great honor.

You want 'em, we got 'em,

royal vizier T-shirts.

(HORN SOUNDING)

All hail Aladdin, the royal vizier!

So, what's a royal vizier?

Well, he will be my most trusted advisor.

Well, that makes sense.

He's bound to be better than
that Jafar character.

Quite so.

-And Iago! Talk about a rat with wings.
-Uh, Genie?

Phew! That bird was mean.

Sultan want a cracker?
Sultan want a cracker?

Remember that?

I can still taste them, the traitor!

Yes, sir.

You don't see this guy hanging out
with any evil parrots.

(LAUGHS) Uh...

It's funny you should mention Iago.

Oh, oh, monkey?

(HOOTING)

Come on, monkey.
Little birdie want to talk to monkey.

Have nice banana.

(HOOTING)

Birdie get monkey a pretty banana
if monkey open cage. Yum-yum.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come on!
I've got a wife and three eggs!

(SOBS) Imagine them hatching,
never knowing their daddy.

Come on! Open the cage!

Open it, open it, open it!

Yeah, that's more like it. Ah!

(GROWLS)

Close the cage!
Close it, close it, close it!

(YELLS)

Aladdin, your monkey's
trying to kill me!

I saved your life!

It's payback time, Aladdin.

(YELLS)

Whoa! (YELLS)

Aladdin!

Rajah, you know better than to
tear around the palace like that.

Help! Hey!

So, Aladdin,

why did you bring up
that deceitful parrot?

Uh, Sultan, I have to tell you something
about Iago.

(SNEEZES)

(GULPS)

He's here.

-(GASPS) Iago! Guards!
-(ALADDIN PROTESTING)

-No, wait! You don't understand.
-Get that bird!

Yes, Your Highness.

It would be my pleasure.

No, Sultan, no!

-Move out of my way, boy.
-You don't understand. Just listen.

-I have a...
-Your Highness!

I trust he has a fitting explanation
for this scandal.

He had better.

Your Highness, I think Iago was... Uh...

Mesmerized.

Yeah, yeah. He was under Jafar's spell.

Remember the snake staff?

Iago was only... Uh...

Look, I just...

Iago's not all that bad.

At least, I don't think so, anyway.

Should have stuck with
the snake staff defense.

Not all bad?

He only served my greatest enemy,
that's all!

We can't allow that
traitorous bird to run free!

Then I'll watch him! Uh...

Your Highness, I meant,
with your permission,

I'd like to take full responsibility
for Iago.

You would?

Your priorities seem
questionable to me,

but so be it.

Aladdin, you will watch Iago
every moment.

And if the bird makes one wrong move,

you shall be the one I pluck, boy.

Uh, that could've gone worse.

Jasmine, I thought I was sunk.

Ooh, not good.

You were hiding Iago all along,
weren't you?

I think it just got worse.

Well, yes. But...

How could you?
More secrets, more lies.

Aladdin, I thought you had changed.

Jasmine, wait!
Back in the marketplace, Iago, he...

He saved my life.

Some grand vizier I'm going to make.
Everybody's mad at me.

Hey, Jasmine's just a little steamed.

She'll cool down. Care for a cup?

This isn't cheering you up, is it?

Yuck!

I don't get it, Genie.

I try to do something good
and it blows up in my face.

(SIGHS) That's the problem with
doing the right thing.

Sometimes you do it by yourself.

That kid saved my life.
Nobody's ever looked out for me before.

Now it's... It's like I owe him.

Nah!

Just let your conscience be your guide.

Conscience? Never had one. Never.

Phew! What are you trying to do,
give me a heart attack?

A-ha! You do have a heart.

An itty-bitty one, but it is there.

Can you quit with
the hocus-pocus already?

Look at him.

Would it kill you to
do something nice for him?

Possibly. I don't do nice.

Oh, come on. It'll be fun.

I don't do fun, either.

We have to get Al and the Princess
back together.

Look, I definitely don't do mushy stuff.
It's not me.

I know, but it's going to be tricky.

Tricky is good. Tricky I can do.

(WEEPING)

IAGO: Come on, Princess,

don't waste your tears on him.

You! You get out of here!

Hey! Don't take it out on me!

He's the creep.
I never should've saved his life.

Saved his life?

Yeah, he owed me one.
That's why he stood up for me.

But he didn't have to lie to me.

You are so right.

(SINGING) Forget about that guy

Forget about the way
you fell into his eyes

Forget about his charms

Forget about the way
he held you in his arms

Walking on air's obnoxious

The thrills, the chills
will make you nauseous

And you'll never get enough

Just forget about love

She's buying it.
Now make with the magic.

Forget about romance

Forget about the way
your heart begins to dance

Jasmine.

Then you feel the blush

When he's spouting out
some sentimental mush

Love really is revolting

It's even worse than
when you're molting

Enough of this fluff

Just forget about love

I had almost forgotten the way it felt

When he held out his hand for mine

My heart all aflutter

Oh, how I shudder

The first time we kissed

It won't be missed

Forget about his touch

-I can't forget about his touch
-In the scheme of things

It doesn't matter much

-It matters so much
-You're better on your own

A meal becomes a banquet
when you eat alone

(HUMMING)

-Love's filled with compromises
-Love's filled with compromises

And don't you hate those
big surprises?

A cozy rendezvous

Oh, please!

-Candlelight for two
-Oh, jeez!

Look, you're calling my bluff

-I can't forget about love
-Just forget about love

Uh, Jasmine.

I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have kept Iago a secret.

-Aladdin, you don't have to... Shh.
-Please, I've got to say...

(SINGING) I can't forget about my heart

I can't forget about my heart

And how it felt to fall for you
right from the start

I'm still falling

Whatever we may do

-Whatever we may do
-You are here for me

-And I'll be there for you
-I'll be there

-To wish, to want, to wander
-To wish, to want, to wander

To find the sun
through rain and thunder

A cozy rendezvous

Yes, please

Candlelight for two

IAGO: Oh, jeez!

Enough is enough

-We can't forget about love
-We can't forget about love

(THUDS)

We did it. We're in.

It's about time. It was getting hot.

How very like Iago.

He's lost no time endearing himself
to those in power,

which fits in perfectly with my plan.

I'm sorry, Jasmine.

Shh.

(GENIE SIGHS)

Love. Don't mind us.

Yeah, well, this is
kind of a special moment.

Right. Got it. Say no more.
Enough said. Roger, over and out.

Rolling.

Today's special moments
are tomorrow's memories.

Looking great, Jas. More emotion, Al.
Tilt your chin a bit.

What does he have to do to
make it clear to you lunkheads?

The show's over!
They want to be alone!

Break it up!

Are you sure about him?

Move it, primate! Shoo! Go on!

That takes care of the peanut gallery.

If you need me,
I'll be lazing about in the lap of luxury.

I'm sure about this.

Oh, yeah. Being one of the good guys
has its advantages.

Ah.

Advisor to Aladdin,
the new grand vizier.

And when Aladdin becomes sultan,
that will make me the grand vizier.

Only I'm not going to blow it
like that idiot Jafar.

I'll never have to stand
in his shadow again.

Jafar!

Buddy?

A funny thing happened.

You see, this guy took the lamp.
You probably thought it was me

because it sounded a lot like me.

But a lot of people sound like me.
Anyway, he took the lamp and... Oh!

Calm yourself, Iago.

I haven't come for revenge against you.

So, that's good to hear.

I got it! I could wish for

the famed treasure chest
of King Malakhan!

Oh, I am dreadfully sorry.

I thought that was your wish.
Are you quite all right?

-No, I am not quite...
-Wonderful. Good to see all's well.

Abis Mal here is my new friend.

And I couldn't help noticing that
you've made some new friends, too.

Like Aladdin.

Friend? "Friend" is such a strong word.
He's more like an acquaintance.

I'm arranging a little surprise
for Aladdin,

and your job is to lead him to the party.

You know,
I don't think I'm the guy for this job.

You know, you should talk to...
Uh...

The monkey. Yeah!
The monkey's really got Aladdin's ear.

No, Iago.

You!

You know, Aladdin... Al...
Here's an idea.

I was just thinking...

GENIE: Aiming, focus, focus.

Focus, focus.

Focus, focus.

Aiming and

shoot.

(YELLS)

Oh, sorry, little feathered friend.
I'll get that out.

Friend? Ha!

Oh, it's stuck good.

Cue-ball-ectomy.

Nurse!

Abu, Iago here is our friend now.
We can trust him.

Now let's get that ball out of his beak.
What do you say?

Well, okay.

Brilliant, Nurse Heimlich.

Thanks, Bobo.

-It's Abu.
-Whatever.

That's the spirit.

We're all one big family now.

Yeah. Sure. Family.

Oh, brother.

Yeah, well, I've got to find Al.

Your shot.

Pool's a man's game,

so being a rug, you'll be at a...

Ah, pool's a dumb game, anyway.

ALADDIN: I can't explain it, Jasmine.

I think we can trust Iago.

Well,

then I guess I can give him a chance.

(DOOR SQUEAKS)

-Iago?
-Uh...

I was just thinking,

maybe it's time you patched things up
with the sultan.

He might enjoy a nice,
scenic carpet ride?

Hmm, that's a good idea.

And I'll bring Genie.
He was a big hit with the sultan.

No! No! No! I mean,

Genie's... He's too flashy, he's too loud.
You'd never get a word in.

Good point, Iago.

You need some quiet time with Father.
Let him get to know you.

Yeah. And I...

-I can take you to the perfect spot.
-Great.

Come on, let's get Father.
Just a minute.

Iago, this isn't easy for me to say,

but I was wrong about you.

(GROANS)

-Wait a second!
-Yes, Iago?

Uh...

I'll be along in a minute.

Excellent.

-Give them a chance, Father.
-Oh, I'll try, dearest.

After you, Your Highness.

Oh! (GIGGLES)

-All right, Carpet, let's go.
-Whoopie!

Have a good time.

Hey, clear the way!
Make room for the picnic boys.

They already left, Genie.

-(GASPS) Without us?
-Without us?

-No problem. I'll catch up in a flash.
-Wait!

Without me, too.

Aladdin needs
some time alone with Father

to patch things up.

You know what this means,
monkey boy?

More food for us!

All right!

I'm sorry. Did you want some?

I'm not hungry just now.

You two go ahead.

(SULTAN LAUGHS)

Come on, my boy,
show me what this thing can really do.

(ALL YELL)

That's the spot. On top of the waterfall.

I'm losing my feathers here!

You're lucky
you haven't lost more than that.

Whoa! (LAUGHS)

Oh, what fun.

(GROANS)

Iago, I have to hand it to you.

This is a nice place.

It doesn't get any better than this,
eh, shaggy?

How about a nice drumstick?

This could use
some secret herbs and spices.

Spiders!

Things could get ugly.

Jafar!

Sorry to spoil your picnic, boys.

But I can't have any genies
mucking about,

ruining my plans.

Don't worry, Abu. He's a genie,
and genies can't kill anyone.

But you'd be surprised
what you can live through.

(LAUGHING)
You always were good for a laugh.

Oh, yeah?

(PANTING)

(LAUGHS)

Who's laughing now?

(LAUGHING THUNDEROUSLY)

Why, I believe it's me.

(SINGING) I must admit
your parlor tricks are amusing

I bet you've got
a bunny under your hat

Now here's your chance
to get the best of me

Hope your hand is hot

Come on, clown
Let's see what you've got

You can try to slam me
with your hardest stuff

But your double whammy
isn't up to snuff

I'll set the record straight
You're simply out-of-date

You're only second-rate

You believe your cat's a meany
but your tiger's tame

You've got a lot to learn
about the genie game

So, for your education, I reiterate

You're only second-rate

Men cower at the power in my pinky

My thumb is number one on every list

But if you're not convinced
that I'm invincible

Put me to the test

I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest

Go ahead and zap me
with the big surprise

Slap me in a trap
Cut me down to size

I'll make a great escape

It's just a piece of cake

You're only second-rate

You know, your hocus-pocus
isn't tough enough

And your mumbo jumbo
doesn't measure up

Let me pontificate

Upon your sorry state

You're only second-rate

Zabacabadabra

Granny's gonna grab ya

Alakazomnibus

This thing's bigger than the both of us

So spare me your tremendous scare

You look horrendous
in your underwear

And I can hardly wait
to discombobulate

I'll send you back and packing
in a shipping crate

You'll make a better living
with a spinning plate

You're only second-rate

Hello? Hello?

That was invigorating.

Come, Abis Mal,
we have other lives to ruin.

Sultan, look, I'm sorry
for not telling you about Iago.

(HUFFS)

I guess I saw some good in him.

Just like you saw some good
in a street rat.

The good I saw in a...
Well, yes, I suppose.

Well said, my boy.

Oh, you'll be a fine vizier.

-This was a great idea, Iago. Thanks.
-Oh, don't thank me. Really.

(NEIGHING)

(GASPS)

ALADDIN: Sultan!

Abis Mal!

Aladdin! Stop!

(COUGHING)

You traitor!

"Traitor" is such a strong word.

SULTAN: Aladdin!

Help!

I'll settle with you later.
Come on, Carpet.

Look, they're trapped on the cliff.

When they stop, we'll... What?

Abis Mal knows magic?

Whoa!

What? Get them! Get the sultan!

Hang on, Sultan.
This is where we lose them.

(SULTAN YELLS)

Sultan! We have to go back, Carpet.

(SPUTTERING)

(ABIS MAL LAUGHING)

Yes!

Wha?

What are you doing?

Are you nuts? You saved him!

He was this close to being
a greasy little smear on the rocks.

Look, you little...
I mean, my dear Abis Mal.

If you remember the plan,

it is not yet time
for the boy to meet his end.

Um... I knew that.

Soon our revenge will be complete,

and you shall have your third wish.

Oh, boy, the little wishy.

And you, Iago,

you have done well.

Please, don't mention it.

(COUGHS)

Sultan! Iago.

SULTAN: Jafar, you fiend!

I should've known
that this was your treachery.

But I couldn't have done it without Iago.

Ugh!

I played a minor role, really.

Jafar! This rug won't cooperate!

When Aladdin returns...

I think we have ample time
to prepare for his arrival.

Hey, that was a nice hat.
I could've worn that hat.

We need this for our plan.

Couldn't we use another hat
for the plan?

Oh, no. The sultan's turban
and this dagger

are exactly what we need

to seal Aladdin's doom.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

-Razoul, the sultan's been...
-Seize him!

You are under arrest
for the murder of the sultan.

What? No!

And then you went over
the waterfall, eh?

Pah!

How did you survive?

I don't know.

How very convenient.

It's the truth!
Why won't you believe me?

JASMINE: Because
we know you're lying.

I found this in your room.
My father's turban, slashed.

-You can't think...
-I thought you loved me,

but now I see that all you wanted to do
was rule Agrabah.

-I never wanted...
-He shall die at dawn

for the murder of my father.

Jasmine, please!

You're in my hands now, street rat!

(LAUGHING)

Oh, you should've seen
the look on Aladdin's face

when Princess Jasmine
sentenced him to death.

-No!
-Oh, yes!

And then I get my wish.

Yes, and then you get your wish.

Iago! I swear
one day you will pay for this.

I really think you're making
too big a deal out of this.

Hmm, such spirit.

Perhaps after a few days in chains,

you'll be more kindly disposed
toward me.

Especially if you want
your father to remain healthy.

Ah, Iago!

You betrayed me
and allied yourself with my enemies.

And you turned on them
as soon as it was in your best interests.

That's what I love about you.

You're so perfectly predictable.

A villain through and through.

Thank you, thank you.

Phew!

(COCK CROWS)

(INHALES)

Dawn!

I'll tell your boyfriend
goodbye for you, Princess.

Oh...

When I get hold of you, Jafar...

(CHATTERING)

I'm so worried.

Phew!

How could you double-cross Aladdin
after all he's done for you?

(SQUEALING)

Hey! Do I insult your mother?

What are you doing now?

Oh, what does it look like I'm doing?

I'm trying to free the chump genie
so he can save your chump boyfriend.

(METAL CLANGING)

Oh... Oh...

You have to lift it higher.

(GASPING FOR BREATH)

Sure, no problem.

-Wait.
-Jasmine!

I knew you wouldn't
go through with this.

I just wanted to say goodbye,

street rat!

Jafar! It's...
(MUFFLED)

(GRUNTING)

-Thanks for saving me.
-Oh, come on, Al, you know I had to.

That no-head look is just not you.
For my next trick,

bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!

Ho-ho! And everybody's safe and sound.

Aladdin!

Aladdin!

Good to see you, too, Abu.

There's somebody else
who wants to talk to you.

Hello.

You set me up!

How could you show your face?
You're nothing but a...

Aladdin, Iago rescued us.

He didn't have to, but he did.

Rescued? Him?

Please note, "Did not have to, but did."

Now we should be fleeing for our lives,
if you don't mind.

No, we have to stop Jafar.

But how? He's so powerful.

His lamp.

You destroy Jafar's lamp,
you destroy Jafar.

Then that's what we'll do.

Reality check.
Jafar is large and in charge!

My, yes. There's no telling
what Jafar will do to Agrabah.

We have a responsibility.

Maybe you do, but I don't.

I'm only responsible for me,
myself and nobody.

I understand, Iago.
You've done enough.

And thanks.

Hey! I did my good deed.
I don't owe you a thing.

You hear me?

Not a thing.

(LAUGHING EVILLY)

Now that my revenge is complete,
there is one little matter left to resolve.

Yes, the wish!

Indeed.

You will now wish me
free of this wretched lamp!

No!

My wish! You got what you wanted.
Now it's my turn.

But you don't need
to waste your third wish.

You want the sunken treasure
of Kordumair?

It's yours.

(LAUGHS)

ABIS MAL: Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, I love it! I love it!

Silver! Rocks!
Rocks of all colors and sizes.

So this means I could have more stuff?

Ooh! I always wanted one of those.

Nice. More. More!

Oh, dear.

Now, if that's obscenely
excessive enough,

perhaps you'd care
to grant my freedom.

What? Oh, yeah. Right.
I wish you were free. Sure thing. Yeah.

I wish for Jafar to be...

Wait.

How do I know that these things
won't disappear once I set you free?

The more pressing question is,

how will you stay alive if you don't?

But you said genies can't kill.
You said that.

You'd be surprised
what you can live through.

What?

Huh?

-Hey!
-I'll take that.

My lamp. Give me that...

The street rat, still alive?

No!

Ah!

(SCREAMING)

Thanks, Genie.

Where's the lamp?

(LAUGHING EVILLY)

The lamp!

Not so fast.

Give it up, Jafar.

We're obviously
too much for you to handle.

You! You're a fool to challenge me.

I am all-powerful.

Some all-powerful.

You can't even get rid
of a lowly street rat.

A problem I mean to rectify right now.

JASMINE: Aladdin!

(YELLS)

-What?
-Gotcha.

Go, Al!

Genie!

Faster, Carpet.

Carpet, no!

Aladdin!

-Whoa!
-(LAUGHING)

Genie, wake up.

(ALADDIN YELLS)

(LAUGHING EVILLY)

Give it up, boy!

You shall never have my lamp.

And there is no one
to save you this time.

Hey, Jafar! Shut up!

Iago?

Traitor!

No!

(JAFAR LAUGHS)

Good help is so hard to find these days.

Isn't it, Aladdin?

(GASPS)

My lamp!

(YELLS)

Iago!

(ROARS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

All right!

Iago.

No.

But I thought
a genie couldn't kill anyone.

(COUGHS)

You'd be surprised
what you can live through.

All right!

Oh, Iago!

He's alive!

IAGO:
And so the bird lived happily ever after,

wallowing in luxury
as Aladdin's palace pal.

Now, my dear boy.
Or should I say my new vizier?

Oh, say it!

Sultan, I'm very honored, but...

But? What "but"?
"But" is such a strong word.

Why, I ought to...

I can't be your vizier.

What?
Sultan, the boy's talking crazy talk.

Don't listen!

-What more do you want?
-The world.

Look, personally, I'm with you, kid,
but let's take it one step at a time.

ALADDIN: I mean...

I wanna see the world.

I can't just stay in the palace.

There's too much to do,
too much to see.

Hey, what about your girlfriend?

Do you think that this lovely princess
is just gonna wait around here?

I most certainly will not.

There, you see?

I'm going to see the world, too.

Okay, that's it.
The madness is spreading.

(SQUAWKS) Crazy talk.

Why do I keep getting hooked up
with these warped people?

Shouldn't somebody ask
what the brave parrot wants to do?

Does this mean
I don't get my third wish?