The Peanut Butter Falcon (2019) - full transcript

- This your sandwich.
- how do yo doing?
- good, thanks you.

Mention put it.

We have that, oh my gosh, you could
get a little bit of a refill that

Is so sweet of you to give rosemary
your pudding that's gonna be a nice day

#1

I Know I'd love to have a nickel
for every goddamn time. We've had to watch

We have watched that throw
ten times today already

Saltwater run Nick and he in my ear.
Oh and she destroyed it and

It's a great person ever that's it
and you will be the next

Back both you and rosemary master of illusions for the week

I'm here with my I'd give an eye
on both of them, huh?



That'd be great. Okay

I'll set that right up

Zach this is not a joke,
that's twice now two times that you've tried to run him now

I have to label you a flight risk.
That sucks

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We are

Different I don't know why I am here

I wish I had a better option for new Zack

But I don't you don't have a families
that can provide adequate supervision for you. I

Know so if the state has to put you somewhere
and this just happens to be that place

We've been here two years



two and a half years

- We gotta fix that.
- Just try to be good. Okay?

Look at me

Tell me you'll try

Fine

Hey Tyler

Dunking a trap boys looking for you and they're gonna beat your ass.
They gonna keep you if you keep chipping with that crab pot

Turn that damn box off.
Listen to what I'm saying to you both

You missing the damn fat part.
You know what this one cost me

It's gonna cost me my damn license for they're building him.
What seems to be the problem

Best thing if you did just quit with him down fish and leave

Oh, ho no gift go you don't piss me off because the fish I said, yeah.
I know what I'm good. It's good

Let me fix that voice moving on the horse mother's been fake. I

Need a child would you?

Just go

You can't be bringing me legal stuff normally

- Duncan fish no Marge rice.
- What am I supposed to do boy? Hey, hey

Martin wouldn't want you to do this

He's your brother
and he's looking down from above those thinking about it thinking about the wrong you're doing

It you live together

Get it in order

Mark to be proud of you.
She did that

He'd be very proud of

Bedtime retard

You put this all over your body it's soap I don't like your slippery it was a nice beautiful

I don't know if I ever told you that but that's as good as I could get

Slip through there
and off you go on your way.
Okay, but

Carl ,you or Falcon.

From

- My family,
- well, that's it friends are the family you choose.

Oh, yeah, thank you. I'm there

Go kick some ass

Hold my calls

don't

Steal a crab now

The leg posture reviews with come on. I lost barque Marcus long.
Can they trap you in the morning, I guess

You got no less

You know things are better after your top

Ten crab and Y's go around deer camp with the man's on the don't do

This one used to belong to mark for now says Duncan still see

The only 20 pots touch my gear again shit you not I'll bash your skull in with a fire

Take this so shitty, but stay tuned when it comes.

#2

- Carl
- what
- explain what happened?

Me you're with the boy every day.
He's incredibly strong

- what?
- Leo wants to CEOs and his office right now, that's so screwed

- I'm not done with you.
- I had nothing to do with it

Or here

Yeah, I would Haley accountant with breakfast

There's not go thank bat a

Flat risk

- Yes,
- looks like all that family money. I thought you would agree. But then you know common sense.
- I don't think I
- don't speak

You've got a half-naked boy with Down syndrome
who has no money

No family, and no idea how to get along in this world. Just slip out from under your nose in the thin air

And you have no idea where he is

- Where is that really might be
- actually
- the nurses tell me you were close

- We are
- well then you'll figure out where he's at and you'll bring him back before I have to report this to the state

No Glenn, you have to report this he's missing

Onion

Well sure fast

Oh shit underwater.

#what you do? why you help me?

Are you following they got a little water

Lily I will

I

Feel great

Don't you stop water redneck rip wretched school in everybody say Chuck

It's awesome. I'm a big ring be done.
I'm a crow and I got five of my friends

Party having a good time.

#3

Come to my wrestling school in North Carolina and become a disciple, so.

#4

- Into the road, you're my name
- no
- good

It's never happened.
Okay?

Okay

Hey

Can I come with you

- Why would I need you to come with me
- maybe we could be friends

And buddies bro dogs
and hey we still have a good time

Be good

Hey here I come my birthday boy

You know we run away so yes that makes it mine

My wife's long phone my kids your barrel we look out for each other

That's all right

Crazy

And fire it up the dogs

- Fired two knocks.
- Yeah

Go shit out of here then bunker

Started out small got out of hand pretty fast.
Yeah, so many boys are out around half trying to catch you guys. Later

They set up a roadblock about 158, 158, huh, yeah

What I love something back there I gotta go.

#5

- Come on Jump
- no

- do It.
- he can't swim
- i got that ,shit.

What

Chuck retire

- The Restless kool-aid
- yeah
- or Romania that's right here

One long road leads all the way down,
Florida a strong going where you're doing is Aiden

That's where the rest of the school are you talking about? She had some weight you

- Bullshit me about this wrestling school you swear to god.
- Yeah, I swear to God I have proof. Are they? Okay?

All right, I'll drop you and you know cherry she's just on my way, you know

What is your name?.

Tyler

That is a very cool name

You see this young man anyway

This exact

Sorry to bother you.
I'm just wondering if you've seen this young man anywhere. My name is Alan

I missed all my pieces.
You have to face a new face see

way to go

Hey father my feet hurt

Do you have a car?

Tyler in we walk on the road

Excuse me

Where are you Pete answer me?

He takes him I'm take story. I'm gonna tell you story when I was younger my

Brother and I would camp at this place called Kathy's intamin
and there's a big-ass hornets nest down by the water

So I walked over to him on side and I'm the owner.
I'm into baseball

I hate that sumbitch like a fucking homerun it exploded on me

I got a stomach real bad my face full of my eyes got real tight not cuz you

Walk back at the camp. My brother. Mark said to me you keep stirring up shit. You won't get yourself killed boy

You understand what I'm saying, you know kick hornets nest laugh tonight

- Yeah, the hornet's nest
- last time,
- well, it's not you understand what we can't go up on the road then

Stop with this Tyler shit with me quiet the rest of the way

Tyler oh

Maybe smoke you got me say finish what you have to say

- and then when we walk on side of the deuce no more Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler what
- I..

Want you to know about me I am a Down syndrome person

You got some clothes on that's what we need don't

- You got supplies
- no, no, you don't know you don't know more Tyler Tyler no more.

#6

No, no I have

It'll be easy

It'll be $13, 83

Well some that sandwich alone
four dollars for itself even ding-dongs there two dollars apiece

And that's another dollar are about

Three dollars,
I'm calling it the

Art table of fishes.
Yes, sir

Hard me if I seem alarmed.
I don't know what I mean the no she ate in fellas. They have shot burns all those

Burning them through on a promise Keys button No

About this I think all that it's only son. It looks like you might need it more than I do

I'm just gonna get a little sweet Nicole my

Prettiest we might not save me my age are you going to from?

- CW,
- yeah, you got the new version.
- Oh, yeah. What kind of look at that?
- No, just excited you

Know

No, I'm working

Read books I

Know this funny, you know,
I think that's funny. Oh you're trouble

Arsenal

I'm looking for a missing person have either a gentleman.
I'm something I can use the word gentleman. Have you seen him?

No, I actually

Have you seen him?

- What are you doing
- he ran away from the nursing home? I work out why have you seen it?

So you got some kind of reward

No

Where are you bugging her?

- Would I be about a hundred I just said there's no bomb
- what your decision?

- Logarithm
- but if any of your business, but I care about him

- Later maybe, maybe what well,
- maybe he's a little baby, you know

What if these look at the American dream me,
you know, he just ran into a bunch of hitchhikers, you know

Like Mark Twain story or someone

Yeah

Which one we use Paula for you,
yeah, you got name, yeah.

#7

Little man little lamb

Let's go from back there.
Eleanor keep one from the old folks home

She likes him quite a bit got a picture over here ain't showing everybody

So if that thing's far as I'm concerned good tasty.
We're gonna send me miles upriver

We need time to find this right here.
You being a wanted man. This is it just calm down. We need to

Ban us on the road

Listen got new rules

All right

You can't keep doing this rule new rule it is in case let me do

- That says go I say jump you say how high
- I know huh, there it is

Rule number one don't slow me down rule number two. I'm in charge and you gonna tear your own way

- You are entire that's ready may be with you. The reason
- it have our own bananas. Oh

- That's honest even a shaker would
- Park dude run
- watch this presentation

Let's go here

All right, three those poor those

Yeah, I

Mean especially happens a lot

Yeah, a couple thing especially think you'll curse now.
Why don't you curse when you back down? Okay

- You are a star
- exactly oh

- Hey, what's rule number one,
what's rule number one party?
- No.

#8

What's wrong don't slow down.

#9

He is too too far from time

Walking today's brighter you can't go back way

- Too much women you got better idea.
- We could get a plan

Yeah, thank you, my son

I

Can't say I love you can't swim but you can float

Jack I need you listen to me

That bear get in passing a hole there in a float

Do not let go you hold on with everything you got now sure shit
don't wanna have to go swimming over there

Think about your sickness.
I don't want to dredge the bottom for your body understand

ha

In my god die

Yeah, you're gonna done this matter Tommy.
Thank you

Question question is whether they got a good story to tell about you when you're gone.
Don't be a bitch. Let's go

Oh.

#10

That is frigging story

Come on

- Even slows miscarriages
- I...

Want to be told no slur and I am a bad guy

- What won't be very good
- because I

Say ma'am love to me

Don't make you big good guys get left Tuesday

Hey Bongo, silly laughter

Wear black

eyeshadow shit

Has to do with what's in here in your heart. You got a good guy hard. I

- Can't you feel about that's just who you are. You're a hero.
- I

Can't be a camera because I

Am I'm down

What's that got to do with you heart

I'm told you it

come

- Teachers your coach which coach thing.
- I..

- Am pretty target
- coach said that

Bullshit coach team ever won anything

So situating never gonna do that's all right

Keep the other thing, you ain't gonna be no

no professional basketball cleaner

You're gonna don't know basketball or being Olympic swimmer

Sink like a stone. You're all muscle

muscle sinks

Today he pulled me up outdoor water and was pulling my arm out to suck most girl fuck.
I know he thought that constraint

You're strong

Fuck your coach

Yeah

- Who those people on the boat the boat
- that's stuck in the Redwood

Take a good guy ari, I got that good

Tyler our you good guy or a bad guy?

You are good

Or

Are you please pay me?

- Yeah, I don't know shit about wrestling.
- I..

Want Larry I

Want be a hero

Do push-ups, yeah

Let's go. Wow, what do you want to do?

#11

- She's your friend,
- yeah.

#12

I.

#13

i Got bottle

That faraway move -

Yeah.

#14

Reduce amended

You something to take him come Oh in gum kappadisco dick man,
well you better think again got dinner

Your bird back away

Okay

Wait

- Wait,
- I know you wait. I could smell your medal you got beard

Yep

And she fitness world

and their walls in this world I

May not have my eyes

and know the difference I

Thought of you two more than just to

Please we're and we're travelers who lost their way.
I had one of your wolves just sheep

the street from his flock

I'm donating supplies for my company or you pilgrim is

Anything but that kid buu you don't have it because I figured my duty to get you back to your Shepherd

Yeah, actually had you boys running over here with your hands all dirty
and everything a wolf might hunt you down

Just by the smell of your bad sin

I

Wouldn't want no wolf get a hold of you.
Could that be a prideful bloody mess? So you don't clean you up, right?

Baptism.

#15

- I'm more on baptism by fire time fortune.
- I don't know what kind of baptism

Did put a deer in your life

Nothing can touch you now

Under the great. Hello. Bye Jasper

very cool

Accepted blessed let our will do you pay me later?

Tell her I

I'm going to give you all of my wishes.
Oh my birthday

Welcome

Hi, sir, sorry to bother you
I'm wondering if you've seen this young man.

#16

Maybe you have have you heard him.
Have you heard his voice?

Sometimes

14,15 ,16 ,17, 18,..

I do it she jumped in mine my hands it

I do not feel my head in economic you

Can do shit.

#17

Bullshit I would manage get my ball

Hey, I'm not strong enough who's strong enough who's strong enough

And you know what you need you need to change you you need to change man

We get on an alternate Eva and I'm saying but like in the wrestling federation

wrestlers got alter egos

What's your favorite wrestlers name?

- Don't want pregnant.
- So water running a board that name

You need a name

What's your name?

- Falcon
- Falcon?

Fuck me. Oh look who I got an idea.
Hold on right there. Wait for up there a uniform.

#18

My god.

#19

Thousands, that's the pheromones like a bear.
What is this what's on my face? Yeah. I thought you said you hadn't seen it

There you

- Come on, buddy. Let's go. Come on.
- Oh goody. You good right there sit right there. He's all right, okay

- I don't know what's going on, but
- don't say

- Thank you. You doing put his own shirt on a few years old.
- Thank you. I've got it. We're good now Oh

Benny you get to go you okay,
huh? What?

- What happened to his ankle? Sure,
- what's wrong with his ankle?
- That's wrong.
- What are you doing? Who are you
- either are you?

You'll have me go the boy with Down syndrome in the middle of nowhere

I'm the one who's been taking care of Luke
and Alyssa Priven cage

okay, um, but

He needs to be properly taken care of
and that's my job

I'm sorry to break up their little primitive gang or whatever is going on,
but this is not Lord of the Flies

You can't just there's rules. There's regulations. It's medication.
There's no paperwork. No, all right

Well, what you been doing paperwork, we've been doing something called living that girl.
Right Road. Yeah

Okay

Cool

We're gonna go no, but we're not he's fine.
Were you

- May I please speak to you in private?
- Oh, oh look a private party. Yeah. All right,
- one second Zach

- I don't water in the water
- right now

primitive game yeah

Now like when you put your hair up like that, it's nice

Look I could have you arrested for kidnapping. Oh, you gotta be

Okay, I figure can be ready run away kicking out a little ponies to GW

- I'm sure I could find some reason to arrest you. Imagine
- what you want for

Him to you know, wait, even for his life

- Why are you you don't know anything about him? Yes, of course, I know about what him
- the are sort of some about knowing

So, uh who the lake to party users going on I made a promise to him give me that wrestling school Navy

Then I gave my word
and I going back down on the word

Now you seem like a nice person

care for him and all you came all the way out here
in May because you like me got a little yeah and uh,

I'm off you think
you don't that rabble is neither right down there floor

- No, we're not gonna hop on your little raft and cruise around down the river on your confuse
- I'm not asking.

I Was C so on a friend Nick and I want to go home

- So how far is it on on the raft
- got that far on them?

Are here figures to scale. Yep

- So how much time is that much
- that's different than what I play. Hey what I did is about a day

Maybe two days

Days like

Okay

I think Zach why don't you sit down,
but it's kind of close to the edge. I don't want you to follow

- Hey, are you hungry have you eaten anything
- I'm

Not really hungry

- Well, maybe you should just have a bite of something for your blood sugar.
- No one.
- You know, how you get buddy

I have an apple. I have some M&M

What idea don't do what?

Hey, I got an idea why don't we keep our training go
and just cook me on the right don't even don't stop training then

All right, so we're do some brief control exercises worry about your blood sugar.
We will breathe take a deep breath in

Wow

All right, cool.
Now come over here put your head underwater all the time.

#20

There you go

- We're stop calling a retard.
- I have never called anyone a bat.
- Okay, hold on

listen

When people are saying is a retard really what they're saying is he can't use something think of you

So you might be saying the word retard.
I'll give you that but you're damn short is making feel retarded

why hey

- How long is that
- all not long enough Zack do it again, okay

You've got some real nerve talking to me like that. Do you even know what I do?

I've spent the last two years of my life volunteering to hold people's hands as they pass away

I talked to them I feed them.
I wipe their asses

I changed their clothes I put them to bed and I'm the last person I see

- Don't have well, you know jack shit about me.
- All right?

Yeah, maybe he should not be in a retirement home,
but I didn't choose that for him. But that's what happened

And now I am doing the best I can

- Got three options for lunch today,
- we'll watch from the sound make a little chowder huh plain fish

fish or peanut butter.

#21

Oh

Just right on there

Oh

Please you're smoking

Okay folder. You can make a little taco. Yeah, that's a good bite

Good five stars

Hey, what is that that

Albert

inching

back in our offense

Yeah, I want to have a special handshake

Like what kind is

About the boat Oh

We

Bought a boat. Oh

You got hit by a boat.
What happened over those short? Whoa! What?

And we did have some

Tough times are there butcher bars,
I think and we got shot at remember. Oh, yeah

This is so easy

As you are the prince in a royal family,
what was your name

Number one so hot just our great

Oh my son

All of the local Oh

It's

$12,000 for the Katie birthday.
That's my season

What stop other people the best before that's not what you do?

You never mention the horrible things we did so I got to make it right

Not just for me for all of us for our live there

Will be improvement

Shut up, right-hander left hand town

So what other right hand or left?
I'm giving you choices

Pull the trigger, can you aim that thing?

We never see each other

Not the only one who's hard up around here, honey

True crowd

I have no more

- As the tenders
- today?
- jammers

It was for my husband

You're married?

#22

- Horse,
- no.

I'm a widow

I'm sorry

I'm sorry

We're really similar

And not at all to you

I

Blend yeah, I guess I have him

Sitting right next to me.
No, he's he's fine. He was alone. Yeah

Well, there's no need to send anybody I got it

What no Glenn that's not a message I

Know Cherry Hill is a place where they send drug addicts
and prostitutes see not back

Yes, I know I did label him a flight risk,
but I just think that he might be better suited in an invite

I understand what it's

Okay, oh yeah, okay, yeah, no I get it

Okay schedule his processing for tomorrow

Oh

You mighty first

Can I get you anything else, uh, no no

- Actually, do you know who the saltwater redneck is
- Oh everybody around here knows saltwater. He used to be a celebrity

Do you know where he lives?

Yeah, maybe it's not the right thank you just like Lucario

Who are you you're somewhat really?

- What is this,
- I'm sorry just the residents who

Asked my name's Tyler. I sell a novelty shit boys right there

Yeah, they are so we

We had some water traveling near to you it's a big deal seen here my weight to him

You got a lot riding on sluggish waiting to

- Are you doing
- hey, you don't teach no rest. Let's go here before I

I Close that about ten years ago

Please

So I promised him

You would do this one thing though this wrestling thing

And he talked about the school your name

and we kind of we'd had a big journey to get here and

Now I got a brace heart no and I don't really know what to say to him

That ain't your shit, you know, I'm going to bring shit to your doorstep or nothing like that

- What's your name?
- Clark Clint.

Nice to meet you

so

Used to be a famine, oh shit, you're his hero. He believes that's a hard thing to do for yourself in there

Hey Zack

Yeah, this is Clint.

- hi clint.
- Hey come up here. You might become says, huh?

- Are you ready?
- Hey, pal salt water. I'm living in the water, but

Close just a regular guy like me.
Are you you want to shake your hand?

Hey

- How you doing
- okay nice to meet you Thanks

I

Bet we can find him five hard to breath

Maybe he is honey by the swamp

- It's not real boy. So water don't exist.
- I

Thought Dunfield tape

and he is

real

- He's not real say
- I did so I could doubt the movies of him.

- I Think it's time for us to go back now.
- I don't want to go back

Tyler told me this and he allowed me as you promised me

And I don't want to go back. I

- Want to stay here
- we can't back

- We have lives to go back to
- I don't know

I am strong enough
and I could kind of fish for you. That could be a hero

Yeah, and I could take care of you.
We could be a family

Oh

- It's you hey,
- hey until buddy,
- I'm gonna get I'm still happy to see you. How about you?
- I have too See you
- for Mia? Oh

I

- Saw so many videos about you.
- Yeah, you won't learn some wrestling?.
- Oh, hey. Oh, yeah, I

Feel great. I'm

- I'm doing you for the right.
- Of course,
- you're not can I bring my family? I?

Told you I told you I told you he's real

First thing you do is get it kind of just singing
and a feel out

You know how big the ring is you just go.
You know, I kind of shake out

You know what your space is really gonna be moving around

All right. Now one of the fundamentals is when you go to hit a guy with the elbow

You gotta hear together then although but also go a foot stomp.
Ya can't pop your head - just gives your warrior

Yeah, okay, that's good

- What's there anything special in the video? Did she want me to teach you?
- Oh, well you please show me out done comic brown

Yeah, it's how a throne

Honesty's act. We just made that up, you know

he's smoking mirrors just camera on my face and then it looked like I was holding the guy up over my head then we

Cut to a guy didn't throw it out of the ring

It's not possible to do but I can show you a lot of other cool stuff

- What he thinks him
- my track color nail bone walk.
- There you go a lock up. All right

Now let's do come in boom right there. Oh, yeah

We need to come in to do it yeah the really really

What are you gonna do

I mean, what are you gonna do after all this Oh

Settle why does for Duncan well,
did you bring floor?

How could you cook very small little fishing town it's on the Indian River I was up to big estuary

It's the biggest air America we can

Just live a good life run charters
and technical support efficient

You know certain things it takes years to learn like how to fall without hurting yourself
and that just comes your time

It's all you don't do the same it takes time

It's all you don't do the same move and it's same bounce your give me go look real

Oh, yeah, and I'm totally ready to do this

- You want to fight for real?
- Yeah for real man.
- For real?

Or you want to do it Matt? Oh

Oh, yeah, seriously. Yeah, I love it.
Don't pay that's right. I don't think he's ready

Yeah, you're practicing all the time you did great today we can set that up

I mean there's a recorded in Jacobs backyard tomorrow.
I mean you're fighting on that car. Yeah

Okay, don't you can fun. Hey

sandy

Yeah, thank you tomorrow oh

Yeah, I think I'm Sam

Yo, please don't mess with that butter Falcon peanut butter volcanism

here

- Seems a bit soon.
- It's great. Yeah, I'm gonna be there he's gonna take care of him be like dancing. Oh, yeah

Really yeah, I'll come on man.
He said he's in he's grumpy he said just let him leave

Everybody fight don't fight don't take girls. Okay

Yeah, Tyler Is here.

Anthony

One thing you gotta remember a

Huge part of the game is smack talk as soon as you set foot in that ring

I want you to say the meanest n evilest thing that comes into your head Zak

Okay, you gotta go in aggressive.
He is gonna hit you gonna hit you but you come back. All right hornacek. All right Oh

one I say

May not even happen.
You start bleeding though. Take it to your advantage

All right. Rub it on your face a little bit get it on your hands.
He hates that they believe vampires shit. All right

Take time are you feeling you ready?

#23

No, don't do that right now.
Hey, hey don't do that right now

Get out here you got to say I got this

No, no

- Question like you need me in your heart. You know what say
- I've got these.
- All right got these

You sure take sure

Wait, wait, wait gigs box.
It's possible. Ladies and gentlemen. Can you feel it I said

I

Understand bike to the other ear and always will be scared and talk about two different matches.
You probably much hardcore batteries

- Which should you sat through? And then what sax like we go,
which angular you to say match? No company news lady
- no

It's gonna be simple.
That's gonna be the next thing we do we go home

- They don't care about him
- I care about
- I know we care about him. They don't

An old friend stopped by okay

Okay, yeah

My god.

#23

John say something.
What do you think about that? Huh?

I've been doing this for 38 years against watch.
This is a Michael West foundation

About to

Be

Stinking ass down the ring.

#24

That

What

Florida

Way down therefore

We we are here in Florida we made it

My oh my I just can't hardly wait

We've been warned