The Madagascar Penguins in a Christmas Caper (2005) - full transcript
On Christmas Eve, Private slips out of the zoo for some last-minute shopping. In the city he's mistaken as a cute chew toy by a mean old woman named Nana, who gives Private to her vicious dog, Mr. Chew. On a mission to rescue their penguin pal, Skipper, Kowalski and Rico risk life and flipper as they take on Nana and Mr. Chew with an explosive solution that will leave you laughing out loud.
He looks so sad.
Rico, l want that tree up to muster.
Check. Kowalski.
What's the status
on the approved musical selection?
Scheduled to begin now.
-Excelente. Right on track.
-Skipper.
Making pudding at 19 00 hours.
Yule log to commence on my mark.
-Engage.
-Yule log engaged.
Checkamundo.
Eggnog at 21 00 hours.
Writing our names in the snow at 21 05.
-Skipper.
-What is it, Private?
Ted the polar bear is all alone
this holiday, and he seems so sad.
Could we bring him a present
to cheer him up?
Kowalski.
Negative. We have four presents
and there are four of us.
-We could get him something.
-Sorry, Private, no can do.
No one should be sad and alone
on Christmas.
Exactly. So throw those troubles away
and be merry. Pronto.
-But, Skipper. . .
-That's an order, mister.
All right, boys, stand by for eggnog.
-Aye, aye, Skipper.
-Eggnog !
-Private.
-l'll pass.
Eggnog !
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Chug ! Chug ! Chug ! Chug ! Chug ! Chug !
Chug ! Chug ! Chug ! Chug ! Chug !
Hold on, Rico.
That guy can really hold his nog.
21 10 hours, boys.
Engage cranberries.
Rico. Not at the table.
Hold on a second. Something's missing.
Cranberries, check. Eggnog, check.
Give me a head count.
-Three heads, sir.
-Where's the Private?
Unknown, sir.
It would appear that he's missing.
Missing? Hoover Dam !
Wait. There he is.
He just went to bed.
What the. . .
What have you done with Private?
-Talk, mister.
-Skipper, over here.
I'll deal with you later.
Oh, no.
He must be out there all by himself.
He's one of us, men.
You all know the penguin credo.
-Never bathe in hot oil and Bisquick?
-No.
No, that's the walrus credo.
It's "Never swim alone."
Private's out there all by himself.
-And we never leave one of our own.
-Oh.
-Yeah.
-Now, let's go.
Oh, that's perfect!
Just the thing for a sad polar bear.
Whoa!
Kowalski. Analysis.
Adrenaline, sweat and sardines.
These tracks are fresh, sir.
He's close. I can feel it.
What kind of cut-rate junk is this?
It's lousy workmanship, is what it is.
We may have a problem.
Everywhere I look, junk.
These are no good at all. Junk!
We need to get closer. 10:00, men.
Blend ! Blend ! Blend !
So this is where
you're hiding all the good stuff.
He's in trouble.
-Kaboom.
-Stand down, soldier.
We're in observation mode.
Now this is workmanship.
Where's the gosh darn squeaker
on this thing?
lt's got to have a squeaker.
Now, that's more like it.
Hey, stupid. I want this one.
Grand Coulee Dam !
Private's been captured !
Taxi !
Not on my watch, blue hair. Kowalski !
Hey! I'm walking here.
I got a tip for you. Drop dead !
Good evening, ma'am.
Merry Christmas to you.
Buzz off!
Skipper, how are we gonna get inside?
Kaboom. Kaboom !
I got a better idea.
Oy. Oh, that's gonna hurt.
Very generous, sir.
You have a merry Christmas.
Hold that elevator!
-Skipper!
-Private!
Step on it, Kowalski.
-What comes down, must go up.
-Skipper.
All right, men.
Commence Operation Special Delivery.
Shitake mushrooms!
No more Mr. Cute and Cuddly.
Kaboom ! Kaboom ! Kaboom !
Enough with the dynamite already.
Why does Christmas
have to be every year?
What a pain in the. . .
The tape, it's so sticky. There we go.
Oh, you make such a nice
Christmas present for my Mr. Chew.
Oh, now, Mr. Chew.
You have to wait until morning
to open your present.
Yes, you do. Who is Mommy's big boy?
Who is he?
Nice doggy. Good doggy.
Now, good boy.
Down. Don't eat me. No.
Good boy. Leave me alone!
-Santa Claus has come to town.
-Oh, Skipper.
-Help me, guys!
-Kowalski. Secure the Private.
I'm on it.
-Quadruped, canine, 2:00!
-I'll need some cover fire.
Rico.
-Kowalski. Status!
-I'm almost there.
Let him have it, Rico.
What a hit! Ryan is down!
Holy Butterball !
-There's a loose ball on the field.
-Don't eat me!
Give me options.
Excelente.
Engage Operation Stocking Stuffer.
Jensen in the end zone, all by himself!
Ryan drops back
and fires a Hail Mary downfield!
Oh, he scores!
Take me home, what a play!
High five. Low five. Down low. Too slow!
I think our work here is done.
Rico.
She didn't see anything.
That's the game, ladies and gentlemen.
Let's blow this popsicle stand, boys.
-Kaboom?
-Yes, Rico. Kaboom.
Come on, boys.
What is all this?
Mr. Chew, this is all your fault.
Bad dog. You are on a big time-out.
-Thanks for rescuing me, Skipper.
-Think nothing of it, young Private.
It's the least we could do.
You remember the penguin credo.
What does deep-frying in Bisquick
have to do with any of this?
Not that one. The other one.
"Never swim alone."
Alone! On Christmas. Don't you get it?
Come on, people,
do I have to explain this to everybody?
Poor Ted. He's all alone on Christmas
with no one to swim with.
It's not too late, young Private.
I've got a new plan to fit him in.
You guys. Seriously,
this is the best Christmas I've ever had.
Well, there it is then.
Merry Christmas for everyone.
What the. . . Who could that be?
Oh, I hope you don't mind.
-I invited a few friends over.
-What!
Rico, l want that tree up to muster.
Check. Kowalski.
What's the status
on the approved musical selection?
Scheduled to begin now.
-Excelente. Right on track.
-Skipper.
Making pudding at 19 00 hours.
Yule log to commence on my mark.
-Engage.
-Yule log engaged.
Checkamundo.
Eggnog at 21 00 hours.
Writing our names in the snow at 21 05.
-Skipper.
-What is it, Private?
Ted the polar bear is all alone
this holiday, and he seems so sad.
Could we bring him a present
to cheer him up?
Kowalski.
Negative. We have four presents
and there are four of us.
-We could get him something.
-Sorry, Private, no can do.
No one should be sad and alone
on Christmas.
Exactly. So throw those troubles away
and be merry. Pronto.
-But, Skipper. . .
-That's an order, mister.
All right, boys, stand by for eggnog.
-Aye, aye, Skipper.
-Eggnog !
-Private.
-l'll pass.
Eggnog !
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Chug ! Chug ! Chug ! Chug ! Chug ! Chug !
Chug ! Chug ! Chug ! Chug ! Chug !
Hold on, Rico.
That guy can really hold his nog.
21 10 hours, boys.
Engage cranberries.
Rico. Not at the table.
Hold on a second. Something's missing.
Cranberries, check. Eggnog, check.
Give me a head count.
-Three heads, sir.
-Where's the Private?
Unknown, sir.
It would appear that he's missing.
Missing? Hoover Dam !
Wait. There he is.
He just went to bed.
What the. . .
What have you done with Private?
-Talk, mister.
-Skipper, over here.
I'll deal with you later.
Oh, no.
He must be out there all by himself.
He's one of us, men.
You all know the penguin credo.
-Never bathe in hot oil and Bisquick?
-No.
No, that's the walrus credo.
It's "Never swim alone."
Private's out there all by himself.
-And we never leave one of our own.
-Oh.
-Yeah.
-Now, let's go.
Oh, that's perfect!
Just the thing for a sad polar bear.
Whoa!
Kowalski. Analysis.
Adrenaline, sweat and sardines.
These tracks are fresh, sir.
He's close. I can feel it.
What kind of cut-rate junk is this?
It's lousy workmanship, is what it is.
We may have a problem.
Everywhere I look, junk.
These are no good at all. Junk!
We need to get closer. 10:00, men.
Blend ! Blend ! Blend !
So this is where
you're hiding all the good stuff.
He's in trouble.
-Kaboom.
-Stand down, soldier.
We're in observation mode.
Now this is workmanship.
Where's the gosh darn squeaker
on this thing?
lt's got to have a squeaker.
Now, that's more like it.
Hey, stupid. I want this one.
Grand Coulee Dam !
Private's been captured !
Taxi !
Not on my watch, blue hair. Kowalski !
Hey! I'm walking here.
I got a tip for you. Drop dead !
Good evening, ma'am.
Merry Christmas to you.
Buzz off!
Skipper, how are we gonna get inside?
Kaboom. Kaboom !
I got a better idea.
Oy. Oh, that's gonna hurt.
Very generous, sir.
You have a merry Christmas.
Hold that elevator!
-Skipper!
-Private!
Step on it, Kowalski.
-What comes down, must go up.
-Skipper.
All right, men.
Commence Operation Special Delivery.
Shitake mushrooms!
No more Mr. Cute and Cuddly.
Kaboom ! Kaboom ! Kaboom !
Enough with the dynamite already.
Why does Christmas
have to be every year?
What a pain in the. . .
The tape, it's so sticky. There we go.
Oh, you make such a nice
Christmas present for my Mr. Chew.
Oh, now, Mr. Chew.
You have to wait until morning
to open your present.
Yes, you do. Who is Mommy's big boy?
Who is he?
Nice doggy. Good doggy.
Now, good boy.
Down. Don't eat me. No.
Good boy. Leave me alone!
-Santa Claus has come to town.
-Oh, Skipper.
-Help me, guys!
-Kowalski. Secure the Private.
I'm on it.
-Quadruped, canine, 2:00!
-I'll need some cover fire.
Rico.
-Kowalski. Status!
-I'm almost there.
Let him have it, Rico.
What a hit! Ryan is down!
Holy Butterball !
-There's a loose ball on the field.
-Don't eat me!
Give me options.
Excelente.
Engage Operation Stocking Stuffer.
Jensen in the end zone, all by himself!
Ryan drops back
and fires a Hail Mary downfield!
Oh, he scores!
Take me home, what a play!
High five. Low five. Down low. Too slow!
I think our work here is done.
Rico.
She didn't see anything.
That's the game, ladies and gentlemen.
Let's blow this popsicle stand, boys.
-Kaboom?
-Yes, Rico. Kaboom.
Come on, boys.
What is all this?
Mr. Chew, this is all your fault.
Bad dog. You are on a big time-out.
-Thanks for rescuing me, Skipper.
-Think nothing of it, young Private.
It's the least we could do.
You remember the penguin credo.
What does deep-frying in Bisquick
have to do with any of this?
Not that one. The other one.
"Never swim alone."
Alone! On Christmas. Don't you get it?
Come on, people,
do I have to explain this to everybody?
Poor Ted. He's all alone on Christmas
with no one to swim with.
It's not too late, young Private.
I've got a new plan to fit him in.
You guys. Seriously,
this is the best Christmas I've ever had.
Well, there it is then.
Merry Christmas for everyone.
What the. . . Who could that be?
Oh, I hope you don't mind.
-I invited a few friends over.
-What!