The Little Vampire (2000) Movie Script

Vampires!

Here!

Be careful!

Watch out!

Vampires!

Gimme that stone!

Keep hold of it!

Don't let it go!

No!

Aah!

Hon?

What?

Oh-hh...

you have

another nightmare?

The vampires were back.

Oh, this

is ridiculous.

I've got to get

some sleep.

Mom...

do you like

this place?

Well, it's a big change

for you, i know.

New house...

new country...

hear that?

It's the wind.

Or the undead.

Mom?

Dad?

Tony,

if i don't get

some sleep,

then i'll be one

of the undead.

Come on, honey,

you're gonna be late.

Got everything?

Jump in.

Put your seat belt on.

Hey...

wave hi to dad

and lord mcashton.

Scotland is beautiful,

isn't it?

If you don't

have vampires.

And you know

we really don't,

right? But a dream

isn't real.

I know what

a dream is, mom.

Okay.

I'm just asking.

But you know

there is no such thing

as vampires, right?

Mom!

You're on the wrong side of the road!

Whoa!

What did he say?

Everybody

talks weird here.

Don't worry, things

are gonna get better.

You'll meet some

new friends here soon.

Fight! Fight! Fight!

This is for being

a little creep!

Fight! Fight!

And this is

for coming here

in the first place!

On saturday night,

we'll be able to see

comet forsey

in conjunction

with the moon

for the first time

in 300 years.

And then--

and then the beam of light

comes from the moon.

As usual,

our american friend

is full of stories.

What makes you say that?

I dreamt it.

Stupid yank.

Fine.

Now you've had

your joke.

No.

I've dreamt it every night

since i've been here.

And then

there's a gathering.

A gathering of what?

A gathering of vampires.

Not again, tony.

I really saw it!

The comet,

the beam of light,

the vampires,

and the vampire hunter.

All right,

that's it.

You've earned yourself

a chair in the hall.

Fly away back

to california, creep.

Look what i got you.

A golf club!

Yeah.

A junior set

of golf clubs.

You know, the game

was invented

in scotland.

But there's no one

to play with.

Well, that's

the beauty of golf.

You don't need

anyone to play with.

But i want someone

to play with.

Then i'll teach you.

You never have time.

Now, look, tony,

i'm trying here.

There you are.

The babysitter's

downstairs.

Good.

When are you

gonna be back?

Not too late, hon.

It's business.

Lord mcashton invited us.

All the investors

are gonna be there.

Hey, look at those.

Those are great!

I didn't know

you could draw so good.

Great.

Good night, hon.

I want you in bed

by 9:00,

and don't give yourself

any nightmares.

Mwah!

I love you.

Be a good boy.

Lord mcashton.

Bob.

And dodie.

Dottie.

Of course it is.

What do you think

of our blimp?

- Oh, i like the blimp--

- me too.

How nice to see you.

He likes my blimp.

Okay, pet,

it's time to-- oh!

Oh! Tony!

What a fright

you gave me!

I didn't see you

sitting there, pet.

Och, dear, you near

stopped my heart,

and it's near enough

stopping as it is.

That's the truth of it, and

you wouldnae want to do that

to miss lorna now,

would you?

Eh? Listen, you can have

a wee read of your book

once you're settled,

but meanwhile brush your teeth

and away to bed.

Bed for the undead?

Ahh... ha ha ha!

Got you now,

you filthy thing!

Let the chase begin.

Right.

Ab ovo...

in toto...

what clan...

are you from,

brother?

Have the lights gone?

Who are you?

You are not

a brother.

Well, i'm not

a sister.

You're human.

You're full

of blood!

Gonna keep it

that way, dude!

I'm too weak...

i'm not afraid...

do you need help?

What twisted kind

of mortal are you?

I know you.

I saw you

in my dream.

Must've been

a nightmare.

It was.

I must leave.

But you can't

even walk.

Who needs to walk...

when i can fly?

Whoa... aah!

You okay?

Do i look it?

Rookery.

Do you...

do you know

where i can get

a cow?

If you want

a glass of milk...

no, not milk.

A cow.

Hurry.

Your eyes

are getting heavy...

you're falling

into a deep sleep...

ugh...

i think

i'm gonna hurl.

Aww...

it's just a little one.

Well, let's see

how you like this!

So...

that's not enough

for you, eh?

Let's see you escape

from me now!

Aah!

Shut your eyes, tony!

That was very clever.

But i'll

catch you!

You can open

your eyes now.

Wow!

Enjoying the view?

Yeah.

And thanks, dude.

You saved my life.

That truck was

gonna splatter me.

You keep

calling me dude.

My name's rudolph.

Dude is slang.

Like you call a friend.

A friend?

Well, we saved

each other's lives,

didn't we?

Yes, we did.

Friends.

My name is tony.

Come on.

Let's play.

Yes. We play.

Ah-ah-ah!

My best friend's

a vampire!

Yeah!

I haven't heard

music like this

since my brother's

wedding.

You see, it has

a proper rhythm.

That's what i like.

Ah, the grandsons!

We came to say

good night, grandfather.

Now, boys...

this is tommy's mother

and father.

That's tony.

Tony.

Of course it is.

The boys tell me

that they have become

great friends with your son.

He's our favorite

plaything.

Boy

there you have it.

Off to bed.

Well, lovely

to meet you.

Tell tony we'll

see him tomorrow.

Bright and early.

Ha! Will do.

They seem like

terrific kids.

They are, they are.

If you'll excuse me,

i need another...

cheers.

Cheers.

So...

how is my son

fitting in? Okay?

He doesn't tell you?

Oh, he tells me plenty,

but, you know kids.

I'm talking about

tony's obsession

with vampires.

Excuse me.

I think i should

get home.

Rudolph, how do we

get down from here?

We'll fly.

But i can't fly.

I got you up here,

didn't i?

Well, i guess so.

Then stay calm...

friend.

All right,

let's fly.

As long as i'm

holding onto you,

you're fine.

Trust me.

Ready?

Whoa, i'm flying!

Wow-ww...!

Wow! It's great

to be a vampire!

Membership does have

its privileges.

Look.

My mom and dad went

to a party there.

I'm terribly sorry.

Excuse me.

Oh, mr. Thompson,

awful sorry to bother you,

but i didnae know

what else to do!

What?

He's not here and

i've looked everywhere

and... no,

no, i came up

and he was--

until up about

half an hour ago.

I can't understand you.

Say it again.

In english.

Slowly.

Come back

with mrs. Thompson.

Help me find him!

Yeah!

Vampires are different

than i thought they'd be.

Father's seen to that.

We're a family,

not fiends.

That's why we only try

to drink cow's blood.

But i thought vampires

drink human blood.

We do, but we've got

to make do with cows.

Why?

Because we've been

hunted for centuries.

We always have to hide.

We want to become humans,

not eat them for dinner.

He wasn't like this

at home.

This is scotland,

not san diego.

What do you expect?

He's an eight-year-old kid.

Oh, mr. Thompson,

mrs. Thompson!

I've been waiting

on you coming back!

Cannae understand.

Sent him away early,

like you said, to bed.

And then i was up

checking him and--

tony?

I mean, just

for half an hour

and i cannae

underst--

i saw what i saw

and i saw

what i didnae see.

And-- and i--

i didnae see--

what's that?

I smell it, too.

So...

those are your parents?

They look nice.

And tasty?

No, nice.

As in very nice.

They have their moments.

I suppose i must

take my leave.

I haven't had so much fun

with a boy my own age

since i really

was nine.

Thanks...

dude.

You can stay

if you want.

Maybe i should.

Do vampires always

sleep in coffins?

'Cause that's

gonna be a problem.

Just as long as the sun

can't find me.

This would be excellent.

I have to take out

all this junk.

Junk? It's

a treasure chest.

I've hidden in trees and watch

mortals play this game.

What is it?

Nintendo.

Duh!

Nintendo duh.

Can i play with

this nintendo duh?

It's nintendo. "Duh"

is just a word people say

when someone asks

a dumb question.

Duh.

More like "duh"!

Duh!

Duh.

I'll teach you

nintendo tomorrow.

I know.

You must sleep now.

It's late

for mortals.

Until the night.

So you're, like,

a thousand years old or something, right?

I've just been nine

for over 300 years.

I want to be a vampire,

too.

No. You don't know

what that means.

Doing the most awesome stuff

i've ever done in my life.

No blue skies, tony.

No birds singing.

No flowers

in the sunlight.

Just this constant night.

Cool.

Good morning!

Now, why are you

sleeping this way?

Did you have another

nightmare last night?

Yeah.

Aww...

poor baby.

No.

I dreamt

i was... flying.

You did?

That's wonderful!

That's a good kind

of dream to have.

Now, come on, get up.

Rise and shine!

Time to go to school!

Hiss-ss!

The sun!

Sorry, dude.

Honey, you hungry?

I could eat a cow!

Nancy...

good morning,

vampy.

You mean wimpy,

don't you? Ha!

Out of my way,

losers!

You dirty little--

fight! Fight! Fight!

Fight! Fight!

Fighting with

the mcashton boys,

of all people!

They started it.

Keep still.

It's still bleeding.

Let me get

another tissue.

Now, last night

your teacher told me

that you'd been talking

an awful lot about monsters.

No wonder they

keep teasing you.

Not monsters.

Vampires.

It's all the same.

No, it's not.

You know,

it's gonna be rough

making friends

like that.

I have a friend.

You do?

What's his name?

Rudolph.

Where does he live?

Not far.

What's he like?

He's... a...

he's very,

very cool.

Well, invite him

for a sleepover.

I already did.

There it is again.

What?

That smell.

I don't smell anything.

Nice, easy stroke.

Okay, give it a shot.

All right!

Pretty good!

When does the sun

go down?

Not for a while.

But i need to be home

before it sets.

What's the big hurry?

You bored already?

No. I know

what you've been

thinking about me.

Tony, i'm sorry i've been

so rough on you lately.

I got the job on one hand

and this teacher--

i know.

Mom told me.

Yeah.

Dad, do you think

i'm crazy?

Oh, no, tony.

I just think

that vampires

belong in a movie

somewhere,

not in your room.

How did you know

he's in my room?

I'm kidding.

Not very funny,

right?

Kind of funny.

Let's play golf!

Okay,

that's the spirit!

Let's set up again.

Rudolph!

Psst!

What?

Rudolph!

Can we go flying again?

No, it's too dangerous.

I only came

because of this.

Hmpf! My drawing?

You can have it.

Where have you seen it?

Why do you wanna know?

It's very important.

I'll only tell you if

you take me flying again.

Yippee!

Whoa-aa...

we live down there.

Cemetery?

Cool!

I could get

used to that.

So you didn't see

the real thing, then?

I dreamt it all.

The amulet...

the comet...

does it mean

something?

I can't say.

It's a secret.

Who am i gonna tell?

Who's gonna

believe me?

All right.

It is

the comet attamon.

It's the comet

of the lost souls.

It could mean

the end of this curse.

What curse?

The curse

of being a vampire.

It is a piece of the comet

that fell to earth.

A great magician made it

into an amulet of power,

and we lost it,

300 years ago to the sea.

Yes, yes, i saw it!

My uncle von

tried to catch it...

and we've never

seen him since.

From that night

to this,

our wandering

has never ended.

I'll help you

find it.

That must be what

my dream really means.

Yes, you're

to join our quest.

We'll truly be

brothers now.

Hide!

My parents are coming!

But we're brothers!

They don't know that!

Go!

Mama! Papa!

Rudolph! Thank the stars

you're safe!

My son, you must not

stray so far away.

We were afraid--

i was only taking

the road less traveled.

You got lost.

My poor rudolph!

Yoo-hoo!

- Anna!

- Brother, darling.

You're

the nervy one...

sneaking off

like some daywalker.

I wish.

So, father,

did you find the stone?

No, but i'm sure

we're on the right path.

We still have

48 hours.

Well, you see,

that's--

i will not fail you!

Gregory!

No, gregory!

He's my friend!

A mortal!

I'm rudolph's friend,

and he gave me

a bite-proof guarantee.

You could be

anything to my son.

Victimizer, slave...

dinner, perhaps.

But you can never

be his friend.

He likes vampires,

and he dreams about us.

Am i in your

dreams, mortal?

And he knows

about the amulet.

Ah...

then he's a spy.

Rookery's knave.

Darling, he doesn't

look like a spy.

And besides,

even rudolph

couldn't make up

such a story.

Could you,

sweetheart?

Mortal or not,

he's just a boy.

But if you insist on eating him,

go ahead--

i never said

i would.

It's impossible.

- Leave, i say.

- But, rudolph--

should've never

befriended you.

Leave, i say!

Aah!

Rookery!

Get back!

Go!

Take the family!

Run!

Do as i say!

Stay away

from my family!

Do your worst!

The age of chivalry

is not yet dead--

you!

What kind of

bloodsucker are you?

Ow!

Tony, are you

all right?

Look out!

Come on!

Aah!

Oh!

Wow.

Hey!

What's your problem?

None of

your business, pal.

It is when

it's in my cemetery.

Visiting hours are

from dawn till dusk.

Now... get a move on!

What you did

was foolish!

Foolish...

but brave.

We shared a vision.

He has a sympathy

for our kind.

Oh, lovely.

Young von

found the stone...

then made his way

to scotland...

plucked from the sea

by a merchant ship

just as rumor had it.

Then he could still

be roaming free.

There was a woman

i'd never seen before...

she wore a strange

coat of arms.

We must find which family

she belongs to,

trace her crest.

I can help.

No... it's too risky

to involve a mortal.

What have we

got to lose?

We've been searching

for three centuries--

this is what comes

from contact with mortals!

Disrespect! Insolence!

Frederick, he does

have a point.

All right.

Help if you can,

but do not think

to change your mind

and betray us

to our most hateful enemy,

or my wrath will be revealed.

Am i clear?

I think my father

likes you.

That...

was liking me?

I know he can seem

like a real monster

because he's so stern

with us.

He is a monster.

But you don't know

what it's like

for us vampires

to be so tormented.

Oh, yeah, i do.

It happens to me

every day at school.

Who dares torment

my friend?

Flint!

Wake up!

I am

the lord of the underworld.

I am your master.

It's tony thompson.

Get him!

I don't think so.

I am the fiendish friend

of tony thompson.

If you do not

treat him with respect,

you'll feel my wrath!

Tell anybody what you

have just witnessed,

and you will be bat bait.

What on earth is

going on in here?

Nothing.

Cora.

Nancy.

Sleep well

last night, girls?

Carry these.

Yes, master.

In three months' time,

the weather gods permitting,

mcashton's will become

scotland's calling card

to not only

the golf world,

but...

playing games...

while corruption

festers

beneath your feet?

Typical.

What do you mean,

busting in here?

Much as i hate to be the

bearer of bad tidings,

you need to know.

You have an infestation

of vampires.

Do you know

who you're talking to?

I might ask you

the same thing.

Obviously a madman.

I'll show him

the door myself.

Obviously,

a madman.

Now what's all this

talk about vampires?

You don't seem terribly

surprised, my lord.

Well, one

has heard rumors.

Legends.

Nonsense, of course.

But wouldn't you like it

sorted out once and for all

by a trained professional?

In fact,

by the only

trained professional?

Now, i will admit

that my fee

is substantial.

Fee?

I have to pay you

a fee? For what?

For putting an end

to your worries.

And face facts,

my lord,

you do have worries.

Has there been

any biting in town?

No.

Not to my knowledge.

Well then,

show me a biting.

There'll be

no question of fees

until i see proof.

Now... leave.

They think this is still

some kind of public service.

Afternoon tea... mm...

very civilized, very...

stags are deers

with horns, right?

Male deers.

Yeah.

Lots of scottish crests

have those.

- Lots?

- Yeah.

It means they descended

from hunters.

So...

tony,

why so interested

in crests

all of a sudden?

It's sort of...

a new hobby.

Tony?

What are you

really up to?

Mcashton has stags

on his crest, see?

Can i have this?

Sure. Go ahead.

And, dad,

can i go to work

with you tomorrow?

Uh, it's saturday.

Yeah. Why?

To check out

your project.

Great.

Will lord mcashton

be there?

- He lives there, buddy.

- But don't let that stop you.

I won't.

Tony!

Well...

be proud he finally

has an interest

in something normal.

Enough weirdness

going on around here.

No wonder he's

having nightmares.

What do you mean?

My presentation

got interrupted today

by a guy

claiming the village

was infested

by vampires.

You're making that up.

What guy?

I've got no family.

No one to be with.

Just me and

all these dead people.

I'll drink to that.

To dead people.

And... to

the living dead.

Oh, come on.

You're either

alive or dead.

There ain't no

in-between, pal.

Unless

you're a vampire.

Vampires?

Heh heh!

You must be joking.

I knew you'd laugh.

It's only natural.

But we've

been hunting them

for over 400 years.

That long?

It's a family business,

you might say.

For a hunter,

you wear an awful lot

of jewelry.

This thing...

the vampires

have one just like it.

But with one

small difference.

Theirs is designed

to help them.

This is designed

to send them

straight to hell.

All i need

is the stone,

and the magic

is complete.

Heh heh heh!

Now it's--

it's magic.

There is a whole other

world out there...

if you just know

how to look for it.

What's that?

There.

What is it?

Ohh...

we're in luck.

Come on!

Wha-what is this?

This wasn't here

yesterday.

This? Oh, yeah.

I built this.

I'll explain it

later.

Now...

it must've gone

down here.

I'm going after it.

Wait!

It's my graveyard.

It's my job.

I'll do it.

Ahem!

Well, uh...

if you insist.

But take

this safety line.

Not that i'll need it!

There you are.

Heh heh heh!

And...

down we go.

Down i go...

heh heh heh!

Yeah.

Whoa...

come on...

you know you want it.

Aah!

Oh, ha ha ha!

Yeah!

Oh, ho!

The line grows taut.

His heart pounds.

He knows what's on

the other end of the line,

and he relishes the fight!

Hey-- oof!

Let me down!

Here we come.

Yes!

Let go, gregory,

let go!

It's a trap!

Gregory!

Let go!

Oh, yeah!

Mmm...

here you come,

here you come...

bingo!

You bit him?

Just a taste.

Was it worth

betraying your family?

Well, you're

the traitor,

forever denying

the truth of us.

You've turned us

into cowards,

skulking around

our holes like worms!

What would you

have us do?

Fight back!

Make these mortals'

blood run cold!

And you could do it,

gregory.

You're young,

strong, ruthless...

and willing to risk

a stake through the heart

to prove it.

Better a stake

than this prison!

Do you think me

oblivious?

What does it matter

to you what i think?

If i think?

It matters greatly.

I feel your sting.

But you are

frederick the great.

You feel nothing!

Let there be light!

Run!

We've uncovered

a whole flock!

Oh, thank you so much

for your public spirit.

Aah!

Oh, my hero!

Wow.

Who did that?

Hey!

I found out about

the coat of arms.

It's lord mcashton's,

my father's boss.

The missing stone

must be at his house.

Did you hear me, sir?

You barely

saved my life.

He's very,

very weak.

I know just

what you need.

Now...

i must find a place

to hide you children.

You can stay

at my house.

We need darkness,

dampness, and decay.

Then you need

our cellar.

I'm sorry, it's--

perfect!

I need to go upstairs,

but have

a good day's sleep.

And don't worry,

i'm on it.

On... on what, dear?

Finding the amulet,

mother.

That's how we kids

talk today.

Oh.

- Bye, dude.

Bob.

Bob, i hear

something moving.

I don't hear anything.

Tony might be

having a nightmare.

Go check on him,

poor little guy.

It's not my turn.

It is your turn.

Really?

Really.

Tony.

Hnn?

Oh.

I thought

you were my dad again.

Don't be surprised.

I only want you

to have this...

it's from

the old country.

It will bring you luck.

And if you

ever need me,

just whistle.

You know how to whistle,

don't you?

Ohh!

Sweet mother in heaven!

Good morning! Hey...

good morning, mom.

Wow, today's the day

i get to go to work

with dad!

Yeah, i know.

Why don't you

invite rudolph?

He couldn't make it.

Ah, the mysterious

stranger.

Oh, he's around.

Well, it would be nice to

meet him one of these days,

maybe have his parents

over for dinner.

Actually, they'd rather

have you for dinner.

Either way is fine.

Come on, hurry up.

Let's go.

Okay.

Lord mcashton.

Ah!

Take these, please.

Hey, i'd like you

to meet my son tony.

Finally...

little tony thompson.

Let's feel that firm

american grip.

Shake lord mcashton's hand.

Tony's very excited to hear

about your family history.

Aren't you, tony?

Uh... not right now,

i'm not.

Well, it's

a noble history indeed.

The mcashtons have ruled

in these counties

since time...

immemorial.

You'll have

to excuse me.

Tony...

you stay away

from that guy.

He's crazy.

I told you

not to come back!

Unless--

"unless" is exactly

what's happened, my lord.

Aah!

Not the kind of holes

that are good

for the golfing

business, eh, my lord?

A biting right here

in mcashtonland.

And there'll be more...

unless we come

to some arrangement.

It's elizabeth...

and her demon lover,

isn't it?

They've returned.

I told you

you had worries.

Oh, come in.

If we got up here...

on 18...

uh... yeah.

Now... if we can...

crest up, okay,

before the green,

i think we can lose

the sand traps from 18,

and that way...

our ancestor,

elizabeth mcashton.

The stone of attamon!

My grandfather

told me the legend.

He said it was

to die with me.

It could still happen.

She saw a ship...

foundered upon the rocks...

though there

had been no storm...

no sign of life.

No crew, save one

who crawled ashore

injured.

But he was no mortal man.

His name was von.

Von sackville-bagge.

A vampire.

Elizabeth was taken

by this von

and became one of

the undead herself.

And then what?

Our family staked her.

And von.

Warm-hearted bunch,

aren't you?

You of all people

should understand.

I'm joking,

my lord.

I would've done

the same myself.

So where is she buried?

Why?

Like you said,

we want to know if

she's walking around.

If i was a mcashton,

i wouldn't want her

looking for me.

How do you like

your stake, my lord?

Ha ha!

Boo!

You're blocking the lord

of the underworld!

We-- we don't mean to!

I want you to crawl

back to your room,

get under the bed,

and stay there!

Y-yes, lord underworld.

I said, crawl!

Ahem!

Allow me, my lord.

I'm an expert.

All part

of the service.

Here.

She was moved.

But no one's

been down here

since mother died.

I'm talking about

centuries ago, my lord.

And judging

from what i see...

the tomb is

just here for show.

She's in an unmarked grave

wrapped in chains

with a wooden stake

through her ribs,

the coffin purified.

Why?

Well, do you really

want your mom

to be buried

next to a vampire?

No! No!

I loved mother!

She always smelled

of gardenias.

Oh, shut up.

Then they buried her

in unhallowed ground,

probably outside

the churchyard walls.

That's acres worth

of land!

Which is why

i come equipped with

state-of-the-art

vampire locators

that you're paying

so dearly for, my lord.

The little

vampire sympathizer!

Yaaah!

Aah!

Ohh... now...

you've made your bed,

now...

you can sleep in it!

No!

Nooo!

You can't do that.

- Let me out!

- It's murder!

He's just a boy!

Thompson's son.

He's one of them.

I've seen them

all together

slithering

in the night.

I must tell

his parents!

Let me out!

Now...

there are

plenty of ways

to get your throat

punctured, my lord.

Don't make me

be the one.

Let me out!

All right, j-just

tell me what to do.

Right.

That's better.

Now, go away...

and remember...

what?

Tony's calling.

He could be in danger.

Maybe he's found

the stone.

Let's go.

Oh, the drama--

shh!

Oh, dear!

The sun.

Daylight or not,

we must go.

Where are you going?

You stay here.

Shh!

Left, right,

left, right,

left, right...

left, right,

left, right, left...

left, right,

left, right...

tony!

Whoa--oh--stop.

What do you mean

by running off

like that today?

You had me

worried sick.

Well,

that's not good--

wait, i suppose...

this is rudolph

under here.

Okay.

Well, this isn't

your fault, rudolph.

But when you get home

tonight, tony thompson,

we're having

a serious talk.

Okay.

Well... go on

and play your game...

left, right...

whatever it is.

Left, right,

left, right...

and what's that

all about?

Tony ran off

from work today

and i got

really worried.

But i was so happy

he was playing with a friend

and not obsessing

about vampires.

Amen, husband of mine.

Which means we get

the afternoon alone.

Mm. I like

this rudolph already.

His parents want

to have us for dinner.

Tony!

Are you all right?

Yeah.

Dude, you heard me!

I heard you, my hero,

and i wrote you a poem.

Who did this to you?

Rookery.

We better find elizabeth's tomb

before he does.

It's about

the power of love.

Who's elizabeth?

The last holder

of the stone.

The woman

in my dreams.

"Your face saw i

in the cemetery,

filled with fright...

rudolph, look!

For the night was scary.

Still, you faced the foe

undaunted.

It was there...

it wants to

lead us somewhere.

It was you i wanted...

to hold me

when the winds are..."

behind the pillar, look!

Hey!

It's a door.

A secret passage!

This could lead

to elizabeth's grave.

I wish we had

a better light.

Wait, rookery seems

to have left this behind.

Thanks.

Gone. All of them.

They could've gone

to the cliffs.

Tonight's the night.

Mortality beckons.

Gregory.

He's stolen the amulet.

He will crush

our hopes.

His final mockery.

No.

He's a rebel,

but...

but treachery

is beyond him.

If he has taken

the amulet...

it's to make the call.

Then we should go

to the cliff too.

I'm still very weak.

I would fall

from the sky

if i flew.

We'll find a way.

Not like him

to stay out this late.

What's "like him"

these days,

ever since he met

that rudolph?

I thought

you liked him.

I never really

met him.

Well, i mean, i did, but

he was wrapped in foil.

I know, but we've

never even seen him

we've never met

his parents.

Probably foreigners.

Foreigners?

We are

the foreigners.

That's it.

I'm calling the cops.

Or the coppers,

whatever you call them.

Bobbies.

Yes, hi, this

is dottie thompson.

I'm calling

about my son.

You can't

understand me?

You know what? Forget it.

I'll call you back.

I'm freda

sackville-bagge.

That's...

wonderful.

Rudolph's mother.

I'm sure you're worried

about tony.

Tony?

Your son.

We know who he is.

We want to know where--

tony is going

to the cliff

with rudolph and anna

to watch the comet.

Anna?

Our daughter.

Dare i say

your charming young man

has cast

quite a spell on her.

Well, we think

he's charming.

Frederick

sackville-bagge.

At your service.

Hi.

How about it, bob?

Want to see a comet?

Sure.

Are...

we supposed to be

in costume,

like you guys?

Costume?

Uh...

shakespearean

aristocratic thing

like you guys?

I don't wear

the costume

of an aristocrat.

I am an aristocrat.

Okay.

Whatever.

We should hurry.

It's urgent.

Urgent?

Well, the comet

is near.

Oh.

We must be near

the cemetery.

Follow me.

To the ends of

the earth, my darling.

Where's

your car?

We flew.

Let's take yours.

Hold up, thompson!

I've got a job for you.

You might not like it.

Oh, we didn't like it

300 years ago,

but we did our duty.

That's the point.

Duty.

One... two... three.

It's over.

What are you

talking about?

One... two... three.

You have to

drive this stake

through tony's heart.

Oh, my!

No worries.

He's already dead.

He's a vampire, bob.

It's not easy

for a father to hear,

but your son's

a bloodsucking fiend.

Okay, don't worry.

I'll handle this.

Take them.

You'll thank me

in the morning.

I've had enough

of all you people,

now drop that ax

and take your leave.

Yeah, take your leave,

or you'll be building

your own golf course, buddy!

Right.

I'm leaving.

You hear that,

dottie?

Oww!

I told him

to take his leave.

You were wonderful!

Bob... the comet.

My lady.

Those aren't aristocrats.

Those are vampires!

We have to keep moving.

Time is running out.

We can't go

any further.

Why not?

There's something ahead.

Some kind of curse.

You have to go first,

tony dearest.

I found it!

Go see what it is.

It's a curse.

Stupid chains.

Break. Break!

Come on!

We need a miracle.

The curse is gone! Yes!

Whoa!

It's elizabeth.

Uncle von.

Father was right.

He did come here.

Oh, how romantic!

Their love,

preserved forever.

The stone isn't here.

Up here!

Ohh...

getting away!

Get her! Get her!

Here!

The stone is in my room!

No wonder

i had those dreams!

Thank you for

sharing that with me.

Heh heh heh!

What?

What's happening?

The call.

You go to the cliffs.

We'll get the stone.

Okay, let's go.

Robert, could you drive

a little faster, please?

Darling, do you hear?

Hear what?

The call.

It's gregory,

our eldest son.

He's calling the clan.

Yeah.

Mother!

Father!

We found

uncle von's grave.

I mean, tony found it,

and he saw the stone

in a vision.

He and rudolph

are after it now.

May their quest

be fruitful.

Thank you, gregory.

Something weird

is happening here.

Bob!

Oh, guuah!

Aah! Oh!

Don't worry, everything

is gonna be fine.

Okay, just stay calm.

Freda says

we're gonna be fine.

Hi.

Uh...

my name's bob...

and this is my wife,

dottie.

Good night for

a gathering, huh?

Leave them alone.

They're friends.

What?

Since when?

Where is it?

Somewhere

around here!

How do you know?

How do i know?

I have visions, dude.

No need to bite

my head off.

Biting is your job.

Mine is to find

the amulet.

We've got to find it.

Rookery!

♪ I'm coming... ♪

oh! Aw, boys...

you've locked the door.

I found it!

The stone of attamon.

Hand it over.

It belongs

to my friend.

No, no, no, no.

It belongs to me now.

Give.

Not without a fight.

Oh? Well, i can't

be bothered.

Tony!

Don't give him

the stone!

Aah!

Let me go!

Get in there!

Get out

of the way!

Get out

of the way!

Give me that stone.

No!

I said give me

that stone!

My friends need it.

Oh, boo-hoo!

I need it, laddie...

what do you want?

You want this?

Well, come

and get it.

Ngggh...

yaaah!

Aah!

Yee-haa!

Whoa!

Aah!

Hey!

Oh, no, you don't.

Give me that.

Ha ha ha!

Tony, the lights!

Turn off the lights!

Hey!

You leave that alone!

Stop that!

Sit back!

Tony!

Hey! You!

Whoo-hoo!

Oh-oh-oh...

whoa-aah...

going...

gone!

We have only

a few moments more.

After all

of our wandering...

all of our waiting...

i've left our fate

in the hands

of two small boys.

It's all my fault.

I won't even ask

your forgiveness.

I don't deserve it.

Rudolph.

You've got it.

All right!

Yeah!

Aah!

Yeah!

Tony's near.

Where?

What'd she say?

There!

In the sky!

Ready...

hover!

Oh!

I think you've been

looking for this.

He has the amulet!

The stone!

Thank you, my friend.

We must get a move on.

Tony!

Mom! Dad!

The stone of attamon

is ours!

Ab ovo...

in toto...

nil desperandum...

sine die...

hey... that's my blimp!

Aah!

Mom! Dad!

All right, that's it.

I don't think so.

Catch it, tony!

Aaaaah!

The ceremony!

Tony! You know

what we want!

Wish it!

You have to

wish it... now!

What'd you wish for?

What else do you want?

Hey...

it's me... tony.

♪ My grandma

and your grandma ♪

♪ sittin' by the fire ♪

♪ my grandma said

to your grandma ♪

♪ i'm gonna set

your flag on fire ♪

♪ talkin' 'bout

hey now! ♪

♪ Hey now! ♪

♪ Iko, iko, unday ♪

♪ jockamo feeno ai nan ay ♪

♪ jockamo fee nan ay ♪

♪ look at my king

all dressed in red ♪

♪ iko, iko, unday ♪

♪ betcha $5

he'll kill you dead ♪

♪ jockamo fee nan ay ♪

♪ talkin' 'bout

hey now! ♪

♪ Hey now! ♪

Nancy!

Flora!

Clara!

Bridget!

Sara!

♪ My flag boy

and your flag boy ♪

♪ sittin' by the fire ♪

♪ my flag boy said

to your flag boy ♪

♪ i'm gonna set

your flag on fire ♪

♪ talkin' 'bout

hey now! ♪

♪ Hey now! Hey now! ♪

♪ Iko, iko, unday ♪

♪ jockamo feeno ai nan ay ♪

♪ jockamo fee nan ay ♪

♪ iko! ♪

♪ Talkin' 'bout

hey now! ♪

♪ Hey now! ♪

♪ Iko, iko, unday ♪

♪ jockamo feeno ai nan ay ♪

♪ jockamo fee nan ay ♪

♪ see that guy

all dressed in green ♪

♪ iko, iko, unday ♪

♪ he's not a man ♪

♪ he's a lovin' machine ♪

♪ jockamo fee nan ay ♪

♪ talkin' 'bout

hey now! ♪

♪ Hey now! ♪

♪ Iko, iko, unday ♪

♪ jockamo feeno ai nan ay ♪

♪ jockamo fee nan ay ♪

♪ talkin' 'bout

hey now! ♪

♪ Hey now! ♪

♪ Iko, iko, unday ♪

♪ jockamo feeno ai nan ay ♪

♪ jockamo fee nan ay ♪

♪ talkin' 'bout

hey now! ♪

♪ Hey now! ♪

♪ Iko, iko, unday ♪

♪ jockamo feeno ai nan ay ♪

♪ jockamo fee nan ay ♪

♪ talkin' 'bout

hey now! ♪

♪ Hey now! ♪

♪ Iko, iko, unday ♪

♪ jockamo feeno ai nan ay ♪

♪ jockamo fee nan ay ♪

♪ talkin' 'bout

hey now! ♪

♪ Hey now! ♪

♪ Well ♪

♪ any time you need

a friend ♪

♪ you can count on me ♪

♪ any time you're

having doubts... ♪

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