The Jimmy Timmy Power Hour 3: The Jerkinators! (2006) - full transcript

There. My inter-dimensional
portal update is done,

and I couldn't have done it
without the help

of my two best friends.

Mmm! New portal smell.

You think the three of us
will still be best friends

when we're grown up?

Sure, Carl, we're a team,

like the Three
Musketeers

or Feldman, Krauser,
and McDipple.

Yeah, we're always...

Who are Feldman, Krauser,
and McDipple?



Inventors of open-air
satellite communication.

I want to
be Feldman.
No way!

How come
you're always Feldman?

I've never
been Feldman.

You're McDipple!

Guys, guys! The point is
that we're best friends.

Nothing's going
to ever change that.

Now, let's see
what our neighboring dimensions

are up to.

There are the jelly people
of Riegis Five.
Hmm?

There are the Yokians.

Hey, there's Timmy Turner.

Ah, what a day!

Tailor-made for hanging out
with my good friends,



all both of them.

( grunting )

Chester, my man.

What do you say you and me
throw the old pill around?

Sorry, dude, it's Fridge Friday.

My dad's making me move
this refrigerator off the lawn

to make room for our new
outhouse I just built.

♪ Oh, the Camptown ladies
sing this song... ♪

Well, Chester's out, but A.J.
has a working indoor toilet.

I'll bet he's free.

A.J.:
I'm not free, Timmy.

Actually, Timmy,
I'm free-zing...

myself.

What?!
I'm sick of being the only
genius in town...

so I'm placing myself
in suspended animation

until the 24th century,
where, if I'm right,

mankind will be so far advanced,

I'll be welcomed
like a long-lost brother.

That's insane!

Of course, you'd
think that.

You're so 21st century.

Good-bye, primitive!

( screaming )

Ah, don't worry, Timmy.

You've got us.

Yeah, we're forced
to hang out with you.

Those guys are
practically my only
friends in this universe.

You know what
that means?

You should be a better person?
Nope.

You should play
with Sanjay and Elmer?

Nope.

Time to try
another universe.

Next up, Retroville
and Cindy Vortex.

Nope-- oh, wait.

Sorry.

Cindy?
He's coming to see Cindy?!

Excuse me, guys.
Hey, Jimmy, wait up!

Yeah, we want to
watch the violence.

( both grunting )

Neutron?

I was just coming
to see Cindy.

Not if I see
her first!
What? Hey!

Give it up,
incisor boy.

Cindy likes me best.

No way, Brainzilla!

I'm Cindy's love puppet.

I'd love to stay and chat,
but my flight's departing.

Huh?

I wish I had
a jetpack, too.

You know, he
could have just

wished himself
to Cindy's first.

Yeah, he's not really
that bright, is he?

Ya-hoo!

( both grunting )

You don't have a hope, Turner!

Oh. They're flying
and hitting each other.

Oh, that looks like fun.

( grunts )
Hey, you're
right, it is.

You're going down, Turner.

You're going down, Neutron.

Actually, you're
both going down.

( both screaming )

May I help you?

Is Cindy home?
Is Cindy home?

The Vortex family is on a spa
retreat until next week.

Good day.

So, want to
hang out?

Hang out? Are you nuts?

Have you gone completely mental?

You want to hang out with me,
the two of us together?

Uh, maybe.

Okay, sure.

That didn't work out
the way we had hoped.

Jimmy and Timmy are friends?

Do you know what this means?
Do you?

Do you?

Uh, why are you talking
to me like that?

( big band music begins )

♪ Timmy is an average kid
that no one understands... ♪

( explosion )

♪ From here to the stars,
fueled by candy bars ♪

♪ Rides a kid with a knack
for invention... ♪

( croaks )

♪ It flips your lid when you're
the kid with fairly odd... ♪

♪ With a super-powered mind,
a mechanical canine... ♪

( oinks )

( cheering )

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So here's what I'm thinking.

We get in that robo-
walking thing of yours,

go out, and
crash into stuff.

Too dangerous.

Hey, how about we break
luminous compounds down

into their base elements?

I'm not sure what you just said,
so I'm gonna assume it's boring.

Look, let's compromise--
why don't we use my new portal

to go up to Riegis Five...

Yeah?
...find us some jelly people...

Like where this going.

...then, take scrapings
from their flagella

and bring them back
for analysis?

You had me,
and you lost me.

Turner, let's face it.

You and I just aren't friends
like me, Carl, and Sheen.

Maybe we're not meant
to hang out.

( alarm beeping )
( gasps )

Eustace Strych!

And he's coming this way!

What the heck's
a Eustace Strych?!
I know!

I got it once
from eating bad clams,

but then I threw up,
and I felt much better.

He's not an allergic reaction.

He's the town's richest kid.

He'd be a joke if he didn't pay
a team of scientists

to help him with his evil plans.

Stay here.

Oh, this'll be great!

We could use this time to read
and practice sharing.

You thinking
what I'm thinking?

Come on!
He couldn't have gotten far!

( Timmy laughing )

Being grounded for trying
to smash Neutron

made me want to be better.

Better at smashing Neutron.

( laughs )
I love the robo-walker.

Let's start crashing
into stuff.

Hold it right there, Eustace.

James, dear boy,
so good to see you again.

You remember
my tripod ship

and the fear
it creates!

I'm not afraid
of your stupid ship.

Oh. Well, how about now?!

My controls are frozen.

Raise goop launcher.

Oh, no! Jimmy's
in trouble.

Timmy, do something!

I wish Neutron's controls
worked again.

Thanks, Turner.

Okay, Eustace, let's dance.

So when we heard
that Cindy was away,

we realized
you needed friends and fast.

Yeah, so we're here for you,
whether you want us here or not.

Well, thanks, you guys,
but you really don't have to.

Sheen, look!

Isn't that the
robo-walker?

They need our help! Come on!

( both grunting )

( both gasping )

( whistling )

Okay, Timmy,
just like we planned.

Right. I wish the tripod ship
was stuck in quicksand.

( Eustace groaning )

Setting phasers
to butt whoop.

Oh, dear.

Quick, break my fall.

Don't worry, guys,
we'll save you.

Actually, Neutron and I
pretty much have it covered.

Yeah, we're having
a great time.

Okay, Timmy, let him run,

then we'll catch him and
kick his butt some more.

Sweet! I wish
the quicksand was gone.

( Jimmy and Timmy laughing )

Wow. Jimmy doesn't
need us at all.

Yeah, it's like Timmy's
Feldman and McDipple

all wrapped up in one.

That makes him
McFeldipple.

I hate you, McFeldipple!

TIMMY:
Wow, that was awesome!

I can't believe you used science
to transmute his gasoline

into sugar water,
deactivate his missiles,

and give him chicken pox.

And I can't believe
you used Cosmo and Wanda

to fill his cockpit with bees,
turn his assistant into a pig,

and fill his shorts
with hot fudge.

I can still feel the burns!

JIMMY:
That was almost
too easy.

Want to try
something harder,

like battling
some of my enemies,

one of my super-
powered enemies?

Sure, I've got
a few minutes.

Cosmo, Wanda,
let's play.

Oh, sure, I might have had
to ignore Timmy

to build my pop
a new place to poop,

but I'm sure it's nothing

that a little candy
and flowers can't fix.

Man, that
was awesome.

Next time, we get to use
the porta-portal, right?

You got it,

new best friend.

New best friend?

I'm being replaced?

I've got to find A.J.!

Well, good-bye, 21st century,

with your wars, pestilence,
and frozen espresso drinks.

When I wake,
all of those horrible things

will be a distant memory.

A.J., wake up!
( screams )

Timmy has a new friend!

Wow, I'm in the
future already,

and you're here, too.

Ahem,
didn't you hear me?

Timmy has a new friend!

There's no Timmy
in the 24th century.

Unless... society must
have advanced so much

that all of this familiar stuff
is how my mind is processing it,

so I can understand it.

This room isn't
actually my room.

It's probably a
room so advanced,

my mind is processing
the images

so it looks
like my room,

which means you're
not actually Chester.

( screams )
Come on!

I'll never understand how
you're able to do that.

And I'll never tell you.

But we can't be fighting crime
like this.

I wish I was...

...with my faithful sidekicks,
Ace and Clefto, the chin hounds.

Dude, you got to jazz it up.

Right! And I'd very much like
to be...

Super kid genius.

Now you're talking.

Come on, let's go pound
some super-villains.

Oh, no!
The Chin is hurt!

Surrender, Cleft, Ace, Clefto...

Uh, what's your name again?

Brain Boy!

Brain Boy?

You brought some sort of
souped-up nerd to fight me?

Give it up, wonder twits.

Now that I possess this
magical staff of Nega-mega-tude,

and with my villainous
cohorts by my side,

nothing can stop me!

( scoffs )
Magic.

I know, what an idiot.

( straining )

( growls )

( siren wailing )

Well, that was
too easy, too.

I know!

With my genius
and your technology,

defeating our regular enemies
is child's play.

It could get a little boring.

Hey, what if we made
our own villain?

You mean, invent a villain
so dangerous and powerful

that he's even
challenging to us?

I suppose it's possible.

Yeah. What could
possibly go wrong?

BOTH:
To the lab!

Up, up, up.

This is a perfect chance
to try out my porta-portal.

Come on,
let's blow this place.

What?

24th century Timmy
is blowing me off?

That means I'm even less popular
now than I was back then.

I'm not gonna sit here
and lose my best friend

to some fudge-headed
whippy dip!

Come on!

SHEEN:
Jimmy! Open up!

All I'm saying is, if you
guys think you're gonna

drag me along everywhere
just because Neutron

isn't hanging out
with you, you've got
another think coming.

Hey, guys. Excuse us.

Step aside.
Coming through.

Jimmy, Timmy, wait.

So I'm thinking
he should be humanoid.

Sure.
Can he have a tail?

We can talk about it.

Jimmy, it's us, your best
friends, Carl and Sheen.

He's making something
with a tail

and didn't even
ask us to help.

I guess he's gotten tired of us.

May I go now?

No!
No!

Huh?

I'm bulgy now?

Is there no end to the surprises
of the 24th century?

Hey, I know you guys.

You're Timmy's friends.

Not anymore.

He's blowing us off
for your friend Jimmy.

And Jimmy blew us off
for your friend Timmy.

I hate the new
Jimmy-Timmy friendship!

We have to do something
to break them up.

But what? What?!

CINDY:
Oh, hey, guys.

I'm back early from vacation.

Did I miss anything?

Do you know
what this means?

Do you?

Do you?

Seriously, you've got
to stop doing that.

Cindy, you're back!

Why are you back?

Oh. My mom had an allergic
reaction to her seaweed wrap.

She'll be fine once
the grotesque swelling subsides.

What are these two guys
doing here?

Greetings from
the 21st century.

We followed Timmy
into your universe.

Your friend Jimmy
must have zapped him

with some sort of forget-
who-your-friends-are ray,

because he's acting like
we don't exist anymore.

Timmy's in town?

Yeah. And now that he
and Jimmy are best buds,

it's like we don't
exist either!

And without Jimmy to keep them
company, Needy and Needier

have been sticking to me
like stink on a skunk.

So now that you're
back, you can get

Neutron and Turner
fighting again

so that everything
can go back to normal!

Oh, you can bet
they won't ignore me.

I'm like catnip to those boys.

( gasps ):
They poop on you in a box?!

That's kitty litter, you idiot!

Carl, give me your bag
of Jimmy's hair.

What? I don't have any...

That's not mine.

That's not me.

Don't worry.

I'll have those guys
clawing each other's eyes out

for my attention in no time.

JIMMY:
To make our ultimate bad guy,
I started with the basics.

I downloaded the classic
physio-structure of evil

from the top ten
bestselling videogames,

added your tail.

Now all we have to do is choose
his powers and weaponry.

I think he should
have a mustache.

Mustaches are evil.

Not everybody
who has a mustache is evil.

Your mother
has a mustache.

You should give him
a mustache.

JIMMY:
Let's give him
ultra-laser arm cannons,

sonic disrupters,
hard-line manipulators.

What else?

The ability to fire
pizza toppings

from a tiny slot in his chest!

Oh, and he should have
real emotions,

actual wants and desires,
then feelings.

( all aahing )

Feelings, yeah.

And a remote-operated
destructo chip.

So you can dispose of him
when you're bored

like you've been doing
with all your other friends?

That's not true.
What are you talking about?

Talk to the bulgy hand.

Anyone who loses your interest

gets tossed aside
like yesterday's gold bullion.

Why don't you make
him adoptable,

so someone can give
him a nice home

when you're done
playing with him?

Oh, fine.

TIMMY:
There, he's adoptable.

Are you both happy?

I'll never be happy
until spreadable ham

is available in a tube!

JIMMY:
It is.
Then I'm happy!

I have to say, Turner, I had
my doubts about our friendship,

but this is
pretty great.

Yeah. I wonder why we never
thought of this before.

Hi, boys.

Hey, Cindy.
Hey, Debbie.

What you working on
when you should be working on

who's gonna be taking me
to the Candy Bar?

So anyway, how do you feel
about solar-powered knees?

Sweet! Oh, can his tail
have a power?

Um, hello,
it's me, Cindy,

the girl you waged an
inter-dimensional war over.

Hey! Look at me when
I'm talking to you!

I will not
be ignored!

I'm not budging.

Whoa!

Want to finish the rest of this
someplace where we won't

be interrupted,
like back in my dimension?
Works for me.

Hey, Wanda, stand over there,
and I'll take your picture.

Whoa...!

Couldn't break
them up, huh?

It's like I didn't
even exist.

( Wanda screaming )

COSMO:
Now I'm really happy!

This shouldn't
take long.

We've already
designed the villain.

All we have to do
is bring him to life.

That's where
you two come in.

Um, are you sure
this isn't gonna hurt?

Hit it!

( screaming )

You said
it wouldn't hurt!

No, I didn't.

I specifically
ignored the question,

because I didn't think
you'd like the answer.

My sole purpose:
to hunt you down

and to defeat you!

Finally, a villain
worthy of our talents!

Get ready, Timmy.

Yes, get ready indeed.

( honks )

Ha! Got your nose.

( maniacal laughter )

What the heck?

Hey! You give Timmy
back his nose!

Where's he going?

We'd better follow him.

Let me in, Neutron!

Let me in!

Hey, look, they're not
in there, they're in here.

Wait! Come back here!

Yeah!
Come back and fight us!

The ditched us
and went to Dimmsdale.

What?!
Well, they can't do that!

Out of my way!

Don't leave me here
with these two.

I'm coming with!

Wait!
Come back!

We should go, too.

I feel like
we just got here.

Time moves differently
in the 24th century.

Got your nose?
Got your nose?!

What kind of villain
plays "Got your nose"?!

How horrible! How villainous!

How do you speak so well
without a nose?

We must have been so busy
giving him weapons and powers

that we forgot to
make him really evil.

Aha!

Cool! A trap!

And now, for my next
villainous act...

( maniacal laughter )

Hey!
What did you do?

I have made your shoes
moderately filthy!

( maniacal laughter )

Hey, can we talk to you
for a sec?

( maniacal laughter )

Sure. What's up?

Okay, you're a villain!

Right.

Well, by definition,

that means you have to
do villainous things.

Sure, sure, got it.

You have
to actually fight us.

You have to be a threat.

You sure?

Positive.
Positive.

Okeydoke!

( crash )

( boys scream )

Hey, Timmy got his nose back!

( singsong ):
Timmy!

Where are you?

( singsong ):
Oh, Jimmy!

( singsong ):
Future boys, I bring you
fascinating tales

of the distant past.

Oh, forget it.

They're obviously
avoiding us.

I don't get it, Cindy.

What's the big deal?

Don't you understand, Libby?

I've been doubly rejected.

So?

There'll be other boys.

Oh, please.

When am I ever gonna have
a science genius

and a sweet but clueless yutz
fighting over me again?

This must be a quadri-spherical

atomic transducing
booster rocket.

Dude, that's a soup can.

I'm a sweet but clueless yutz,
and even I know that.

Perhaps I spoke too soon.

( glass breaking )

Hi, boys.

Soup can?

Hi, Libby.
Hi, Libby.

Oh, Cindy's coming back,
you guys.

Cindy! Tell them
you're coming back!

I'm not friendless and needy!

( screams )

( grunting )

Man, this is great!

Come on, come on,
smack me again!

No! We hit you, then
you're supposed to hit back!

Now, let's try it again.

Might I suggest
the three wood?

( giggling )

You're tickling me
on the inside!

Do you really think
this is a good idea?

We gave him feelings,
remember?

Exactly. That's
the point.

We're trying
to get him angry

so he'll be
a better villain.

Fore!

Yay! Whee!

Apparently, we're going
to have to try harder.

( laughing )

( thudding and crashing )

( shouting angrily )

Will the Right Honorable...

( crashing )

I say!

Tallyho!

( giggling )

Hi, Timmy!

( thudding and groaning )

( camera shutters clicking )

Again! Again!

Oh, this is hopeless.

Want to go back
to the tree house

and start from scratch?

Totally.
Works for me.

Hey!

Hey, where you guys going?

Uh, back to Dimmsdale.

Can I come?
We're still playing, right?

Uh, yeah. We're just
taking a break.

In fact, why don't you meet us
at the Dimmsdale Mall

in, say, an hour?

Yeah.

We'll continue
our never-ending battle

of good versus evil then.

Awesome!
( maniacal laughter )

See you at the mall!

You guys are the best.

( sighs )

( laughing )

You boys are
both so funny.

I don't know which one
I like the most.

Oopsie.

She's mine!

Back off!
Back off!

The future girl's mine!

Wow, that didn't
take long.

Can we establish
a three-feet rule here?

( gasps )

Are you the future
of mall security?

I'm the villain.

( menacingly ):
Sworn enemy of Timmy and Jimmy!

( gleefully ):
They're meeting me here
in an hour.

Ha! Fat chance.

It's only
a matter of time

before Neutron and
Turner toss you aside

like they did us.

Now, which one of you boys

wants to buy me
a chocolate shake?

I do!
I do! But I can't
afford it.

( arguing )

You're wrong, you know.

I'm not just Jimmy and Timmy's
archenemy,

I'm their arch-friend.

You'll see, they'll be here.

I know they're coming!

( birds chirping )

( crickets chirping )

They'll be here!

Any minute now.

( thunder cracking )

Any minute.

Heart heavy.

Feelings hurt.

Must adapt.

Replace sadness with rage!

( computer beeping )

Wow!

I can't believe the sun came up,

went down, came back up,

and that we had rain and snow
and night again,

all in one hour!

So do we give this new
villain any feelings?

Yeah, but none of
the froufrou ones.

Just rage, fury and vengeance.

You ditched me,

and for that you will pay
the ultimate price!

( screaming )

Awesome!
Awesome!

( screaming )

( screaming )

BOTH:
Not awesome!

( screaming )

You ditched me,
treated me like dirt,

then blew me off.

Now, face the fury of--

What's my name?

Huh. You know, we never
really got around to that.

Yeah, it didn't seem important
at the time.

Your words, they sting.

But not as much as these will.

( screaming )

Run, you idiots!

Idiots? Plural?

As in not just me?

All right!

We should form a club.

We could have jackets made,
and...

( screaming )

I think he's finally
mad at us!

High-five!

So, what kind of fancy,
scientific attack vehicle

would you like
to battle with?

I was thinking something
kind of like this.

Cosmo? Wanda?

Make it so.

( grunts )

Oh, you have time to design
a cool assault vehicle,

but you can't give me a name?

"Adapting"?

Bracelets?
I don't remember giving him

girly weapon-deflecting jewelry.

That's because he's adapting.

You must have typed "adaptable"
instead of "adoptable."

Well, you should have
checked my spelling!

La-la-la, la-la-la-la...

Give me a name-- so you can
scream it in terror!

Yeah, okay, uh...

Your name is...

"Shirley."

"Shirley." I like it.

It's manly and threatening.

Face the wrath of Shirley!

( laughing )

That is the dumbest name ever!

( laughing )

What? You gave me
the dumbest name ever?

You tricked me!

( grunting )

Thanks...

a lot...

Turner!

Shirley's not
that stupid a name.

We could have said "Heidi."

I wish Neutron
was next to me.

What the...? Hey!

Wow, he's
really angry.

Yeah, he could
really hurt us.

Except for the fact that

I'm going to wish us
some indestructible super suits.

Super suits with
a force field. Sweet!

What if he adapts something
that can beat a super suit?

I'm not worried.

Why? Because we're "The Idiots."

( growling )

( screaming )

Would you like
my cherry, Cindy?

No, take mine.

Or whatever this really is
in the 24th century.

See? We don't need Jimmy
and Timmy to have fun!

Yeah, we can have a nice
relaxing lunch all by ourselves.

( crashing )

What's the big idea?

Can't you see we're eating?

So? We're fighting a bad guy.

Yeah! I think this is
a little more important.

( screams )

Was he this big a jerk
in our universe?

MAYOR:
And in my fifth term
as your mayor,

I will place public safety
as my number one...

( object falling )

( people screaming )

( crashing )

Ah!

( beeping )

( screaming )

Wait!
What?

This is all
a big misunderstanding!

And to show you
how sorry we feel,

we made dinner reservations at
8:00 for just the three of us.

Really?
Just the three of us?

What's the name
of the restaurant?

Uh...

Uncle... P.J. O'Pooter Doodle's?

"Uncle Pete's Pajama Pavilion."

"Uncle Pickle's Sandwich Barn."

There is no
"Uncle P.J. O'Pooter Doodle's"!

You tricked me again!

I wish...

You're done wishing!

( screaming )

( explosion )

( groaning and thudding )

( screaming )

( crashing )

( buzzing )

Well, he is
getting better.

This is a little more
challenging than I had in mind.

Yeah, good thing we're
wearing our super suits.

( growling )

( car alarm chirps twice )

Ah!
Ah!

TIMMY:
Uh-oh.

Destructo chip?

Destructo chip.

( beeping )

( buzzing )

I don't think so!

( screaming )

( explosion )

( maniacal laughter )

( electrical zapping )

( screaming )

( laughing )

You kids think
you're so special.

Well, how'd you like it

if I took away what
made you special?

Like your genius?

And how do you
propose to do that?

( buzzing )

Einstein's Theory of Relativity
states that

energy equals mass times the
square of the speed of light.

The "P" in "pneumonia"
is silent.

And all-day suckers
only last about 22.3 hours.

I am a genius!

Thoughts getting
cloudy.

Logic ebbing away.

Sudden urge to make
clamshell art.

( screaming;
crashing )

Ha! Nice try, villain,

but now I'm surrounded
by lethal electronic components

which I can use to make...

( gasps )

Monster truck rally!

Oh, no! My genius,
it must be gone.

But who cares?

The big truck is gonna eat
the little trucks!

Oh, no, the villain sucked
Jimmy genius into his databanks.

Now he's a villain
and a genius!

Just like Dr. Phil.

Yes.

And once
I take your wands,

Timmy will be
just an average kid

who no one understands.

Somebody should write
a song about that.

I wish...

That you had been
kinder to me?

That you hadn't
ditched me?

That I wasn't about to eat these
wands and absorb their power?

Well, mostly the last thing.

( munching )

Hey, Timmy, the Truckosaur
is fighting Treadinator!

It's gonna be monster mayhem.

( chewing loudly )

Aah...

Did he just eat
those wands?

( burps )

Sure did.

Fairy power absorbed!

Wow, that didn't sound nearly as
dramatic as I thought it would.

You are magic no more.

( both scream )

Ha!

( screams )

We're humans!

Really? Does this hurt?

Ow!

That would hurt even if
we were still fairies!

I know.

Now I, the villain whose
name isn't Shirley,

am the ultimate combination
of science and magic.

Nothing can stop me!

Wait! Wait!

Look, I know we
were jerks to you.

Yeah, we feel real bad.

So why don't we all
take a nice steam

and talk out
our problems?

Is this another trick?

Come on.

Do you really think
we'd be stupid enough

to try to trick you again?

Maybe Turner would be.

Hey!

But I'm a genius.

Well, okay.

See? Isn't this nice?

Yes.

The steam really
cleans out my evil pores.

( door opens and closes )

Hey, what was that?

( breathes deeply )

I will destroy you!

( teeth chattering )

Not you.

You enjoy yourself.

Now, where could they be?

Excuse me, are you the villain
whose name isn't Shirley?

Yes.

Letter for you.

"If you still want to chase us,

we'll be in Retroville."

Well, that was thoughtful.

I will destroy them there!

( birds chirping )

Isn't this great, Libby?

We're having a perfectly nice
time without Turner or Neutron.

I'm just glad Carl and Sheen
are getting along

with Timmy's friends,
so they can get

their faces out of my face.

You guys are cool.

A.J., you're like Jimmy
without the goofy hair.

Yeah,
and Chester here

knows everything there
is about roadkill.

Now, remember,
the meat is more sweet

when it's flattened
on the street.

As for me, I love that

even though you're both
from the future,

I'm much smarter
than both of you.

Guys, guys,
we need your help.

The villain we invented
stole Jimmy's genius.

And de-powered... name?

Timmy!

And de-powered Timmy.

Beat it, you guys.

Yeah, take a
hike, chumps.

No, we're serious.

There's a crazed
inter-dimensional villain

on the rampage, and
we need your help!

CARL:
Uh-huh, yeah, whatever.

CINDY:
Not our problem.

CARL:
See you.

SHEEN:
Yeah, right, dude.

That could have
gone better.

Well, I'm not surprised.

You weren't very nice to them,
you know?

BOTH:
We weren't?

What did I tell you?

Idiots!

VILLAIN:
Pardon me, have you seen...

Out of my way,
freak boy.

Ma'am, if I could
just ask you...

A moment of your time...

Where are the ones
called Jimmy and Timmy?!

Never heard of them.

No, we don't have
a son named Jimmy,

if that's what you're thinking.

Very well.

If you won't bring them forth,
I'll make them come to me!

Hey, look, honey,
I've lost weight...

and depth.

VILLAIN:
Ah, this is better.

Welcome to your new home.

I call it Retrodimmsdaleville!

This is just like the place
where I was born.

But here, I make the rules!

( people screaming )

VILLAIN:
Where you guys going?

Nowhere.

We weren't trying
to ditch you,

if that's what
you were thinking.

Yes, we were.

You specifically said,
"Let's ditch the villain."

You humans are all alike--

think you can bend
a person's feelings,

crumple them up
when you're done with them.

Well, how do you
like being bent?
( screams )

How do you like
being crumpled up?

This not super fantastic.

Well, get used to it.

You humans are gonna be my
playthings for a change.

Now, let's see.

What else of Jimmy and Timmy's
will I take to play with?

I'll take this tree.

Oh.

A school!

( people screaming )

It's coming along nicely,

but it still needs
a little something.

Where's our house?

Termites? College pranksters?

Inter-dimensional
super-villain?

Please. How many times do
we have to say we're sorry?

How many times have
they said it so far?

512.

That's a start.

( screaming )

( maniacal laughter )

All right!
Yeah!

( beeping )

( sniffing )

What's going on?

Let's see.

A swing set!
I'll need one of those.

Hey!

There you are!
( kids screaming )

Everybody, run away!

( screaming )

No! I'm tired of running!

Me, too.

Do what you want to us, villain,
but leave our friends alone!

Oh, I'm not gonna hurt them.

They were the only ones
who were nice to me.

But you guys are
coming with me!

( maniacal laughter )

Say, you guys are kind of
cute when you're this small.

( laughs )

What are you gonna do with them?

Give them a front row seat

to the destruction
of both their universes!

You guys have
about two days to live.

Enjoy yourselves.
Have a blast!

Oh, and here's a portal,

in case you want to save
yourselves and hang with me.

( boys screaming )

( maniacal laughter )

Oh, no.

He's going to destroy
everything!

I want to go home!

I want to go back
to the 21st century...

where I'll still have
300 years to live.

I want to go see
the monster trucks!

The big trucks is gonna
eat the little trucks.
Sorry, dude.

That's three
days from now.

The universe will
be gone by then.

No...!

( Sheen screaming )

Whoops, almost forgot.

( maniacal laughter )

What's happening?
What do we do?

Let's look at the angry clouds
and see what we see!

Ooh, there's an angry pony.

And, ooh, there's a bunch
of rabid bunnies.

Those aren't clouds.

That bad guy stole
all our friends and buildings,

and now our universe
is starting to fall apart.

But I'm sure
your future technology

has something
that can deal with this.

Hey, short,
shiny and delusional,

you're not in the future.

You never left
the 21st century, got it?

You mean, this is
actually happening?

( screaming )

Hey! Hands off!

Guys, relax!

He left us this portal
to his world.

Let's just ask him nicely
to stop this.

I'm sure he'll say yes.

No!

CINDY:
What do you mean no?

I mean no.

I don't care if your universes
are falling apart.

It's you guys I care about.

( kids scream )

As long as you never betray me!

Any-who, I'm off to
terrorize your loved ones.

Bye!

( people chattering
frantically )

I kind of like it.

Look at me!
I'm as limber as a schoolgirl.

Did you know you have
a mole on your ankle?

Do I know you?

Why don't you have
a mole on your ankle?

I demand to speak to
the person in charge!

You rang?

Ah, yes.

We are all sort of hoping
we could go home now.

Well, I have good news
and bad news.

The bad news:

your worlds are falling apart
even as we speak.

But the good news is,

you're all condemned to live out
your lives as my playthings!

( both screaming )

What exactly
does that entail?

( screams )

The pain!

Hold on, I missed the heel.

( screaming )

I can't believe this.

He stuck us to his
refrigerator

like magnets
and then left?!

We don't have much time!
He could be back any...

Oh, what's the word?

Longer than a second,
shorter than an hour.

Minute?

Yeah, minute.

So, got any ideas?!

Ah, just two.

Monkeys make me laugh,
and there's a bunch of stuff

in my lab that could probably
get us out of here.

Or... we could raid your lab

for some stuff that can
get us out of here.

Why didn't I think of that?

'Cause I'm
smarter than you.

I suppose
I could live here.

I like my new trim figure.

We're not
living here.

We just have to
get the villain

to listen to reason.

CROCKER:
Why won't you
listen to reason?!

It's my universe--
I don't have to!

Crazy teacher, crazy teacher.

Dad, dad.

Mom, mom.

I win again!

Uh, on second thought,

we might want to start coming up
with a plan.

Oh, I'm bored.

Time to play
Cards Screaming in Terror.
( all screaming )

Look out, it's raining authority
figures I don't respect.

( all screaming )

What else can I do
to you people?

Ooh! I know.

You can throw supermodels at us.

No, no, I was thinking... this!

Hey, why
can't I move?

I don't know.

( both grunting )

Well, that was anticlimactic.

Of course, I rule.

It's horrible.
I know!

He spelled "rules"
with a "Z."

What's up with that?

Hey!

Cool! It's Timmy
and that kid

that I'm way
smarter than.

Everybody hide.

If they know we're here,
they'll just shove us aside

like we're nothing, and then go
save the universes themselves.

Yeah, you stupid
universe-saving jerks!

Here they come,
just watch.

Any minute now,
they'll say something

totally insulting and hurtful.

Ah! I knew it!

Aw, man, because of us,

he's probably hurting our
friends and families right now.

I know. No matter
what happens to us,

we've got to fix this.

CINDY:
Wow, they
really do care.

We should have accepted their
apology when they hit 500.

( dads yelling )

TIMMY:
Okay, he's distracted.

Let's hit him
with everything we've got.
Right.

So, um, what
do we got?

I don't know;
it's your lab!

Yeah, but I'm recently, uh,

what's the word
when you don't know stuff?

Moronified.

( villain clears throat )

Eat this, villain!

Neat bubbles.

Cosmo, you idiot!

I'm sorry, force of habit.

Jimmy, you idiot!

Run!

( screaming )

( both screaming )

( screaming and grunting )

You're not getting away
that easily!

There's no place
you can hide from me here.

And when I find you,
your fates are sealed.

Oh, man, we're doomed!

Hey, there,
tall, mean, and crazy.

Hi, monster man.

Hi, guys, can't talk.

Looking to destroy Jimmy
and Timmy.

Call me!

Thanks for the save, but what
are you guys doing here?

We heard you saying
how sorry you were,

and we decided to let you
help us save our universes.

Well, it won't be easy.

Every time you throw something
at him, he adapts.

I've got an idea.

Carl, turn around.

Why?

( screams )
Okay, look.

We know he's big,

we know he has
superpowers,

and we know
he has weapons.

And look, here's the sun,
and he's smiling.

What we have to do
is trick the villain

into adapting away
those three things.

Agreed, Jimmy?

You're all pretty and stuff.

Close enough.

( giggles ):
He called me pretty.

( phone rings )

Hello.

Sheen! What's that?

Sure, I could take
a little break

from trying to get Jimmy
and Timmy.

Ow!

( A.J. laughing )

( laughing )

Check out my big air.

Ow!

( laughing )

Big air!

( bell dings )

You're too huge.

We're kicking your
flat, bendy butt.

( alarm blaring )
Huh?

I'm adapting!

Prepare to get served!

( glass shattering )

( phone ringing )

Excuse me a sec, guys.

Hello. Cindy!

What's up, girl?

Brunch? I'm so there.

Hi, Villain.

Come on in-- I can't wait
to talk about how much

I hate Jimmy and Timmy
with you.

( alarm beeping )

Oh, I'm going to
have to ask you to
remove that arm cannon.

( alarm blaring )
And that
rocket launcher.

( alarm blaring )

Any other metal?
Right, right, sorry.

CARL:
Help! Oh, help!

Jimmy and Timmy are
being mean to me.

Brunch will have to wait.

Carl, show me where they
are, so I may smite them!

( horn blowing "Dixie" )

Whah-hoo!

I'm a Truckosaurus rex!

( horn continues blowing )

You were supposed to wait
for Chester.

Wait a minute.

You lied to me?

Chester, help!

Uh, having some problems here.

Chester, hurry up!

You all lied to me?

I warned you!

( both screaming )

( all screaming )

Neat. I mean,
exactly as I planned it.

( maniacal laughter )

Why can't I get out?

TIMMY:
Cosmo and Wanda's powers
don't work

under a butterfly net,
bucket head,

which means you're trapped.

JIMMY:
Whah-hoo!

if I can't escape
because of magic,

then I must adapt
the magic away.

( grunts )

We have our wands back.

Yay!

Ew! Mine's all phlegmy.

( horn blowing "Dixie" )
You think this is over?

I'm still superstrong.

I wish he wasn't.

( grunts )

Oh, my back!

There he is-- get him!

( all shouting )

He's powerless
and trapped.

Let's kick him
while he's down.

Wait! Stop!

Don't you...

what's the word?

Understand.
Understand?

None of this was really
the villain's fault.

We programmed him,
me and Tommy.

Timmy.
Becky.

We made him this way.

It's us you should be mad at,
and... and...

What was I saying?

What we're really trying
to say is, we're sorry.

Wow. Now I know I have a
silicone-based heart circuit,

because it's breaking.

Uh, hello.
Worlds... disintegrating.

Oh. right.

I wish everybody
and everything

was where it was
supposed to be.

VILLAIN:
Wait!

What about me?

I think I can figure out
something for you,

as soon as somebody
gives me my brains back!

VILLAIN:
Prepare to taste
this deliciously-evil pizza

with pepperoni.

Now... get out!

( Sheen, Chester scream )

I love those crazy kids.

Thanks, guys.

We couldn't have done it
without you.

He said it; he
totally said it,

and I got it on tape.

Aren't we forgetting something?

Oh, right.

I wish Jimmy had
his brains back.

Can you hold off on
that for a second?

Say it again.

You're smarter than me.

Again.
You're smarter than me.

No, say it again.

( chuckles )
That's the pretty girl.

Okay, give him
his brain back.

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