The Crew (1994) - full transcript
Reluctantly Bill agrees to spend a weekend on his brother-in-law's boat in the Bahamas. But he and his wife are not the only invited passengers, and instead of a few relaxing days at sea Bill experiences something that shakes his whole existence.
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WELL, LET'S START
WITHOUT HER,
SHALL WE?
WINE, JENNIFER?
LET ME GO UPSTAIRS
AND SEE--
I DON'T WANT TO
SEE HER LIKE THAT.
I JUST DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO ANYMORE.
SHE USED TO SPOIL
EVERY GODDAMN
WEEKEND FOR ME.
I DON'T CARE
DURING THE WEEK--
MY MIND'S OCCUPIED--
BUT EVERY WEEKEND...
WE CAN'T
HAVE PEOPLE OVER--
SHE DRINKS.
IT'S THE PRESSURE.
SHE CAN'T HANDLE
THE PRESSURE.
THE PRESSURE.
MOM?
HEY, MOM...
WE'RE ALL DOWNSTAIRS
WAITING FOR YOU.
JUST A MINUTE, HONEY.
O.K.
GLOVES, MADAME?
WHERE ARE YOURS?
WILL YOU PLEASE PASS
THE PEPPER, JENN?
THANK YOU.
WHAT?
PATHETIC.
DAD, COME ON.
I CAN'T LOOK AT HER
WHEN SHE'S LIKE THAT.
PLEASE?
FINE.
GOOD JOB.
IT'S O.K.
HELP ME.
I WILL, MOM.
TAKE ME AWAY
FROM HERE.
CAN YOU TAKE ME
OUT OF HERE?
O.K., MOM.
I'M GOING TO SEE
HOW SHE'S DOING.
WAIT TILL
SHE'S SOBER.
THERE'S NO TALKING
TO HER OTHERWISE.
OH, YEAH, O.K.
WHATEVER YOU SAY...
DAD.
I GIVE UP.
MOM...
MOM, COME ON,
YOU IN THERE?
HEY, MOM, IT'S ME.
OPEN UP.
MOM, DON'T WORRY ABOUT
THE SOUP BOWL, O.K.?
DAD WON'T CHARGE YOU.
COME ON, MOM, LET'S TALK.
LOOK, DON'T LET HIM
DO THIS TO YOU.
YOU JUST--
YOU HAVE US ALL WORRIED.
Shit.
[GUNSHOT]
MOM...
OH, GOOD. HE'S HERE.
THAT'S HIS NEW BENZ
RIGHT THERE.
[CAR ALARM SQUEALS]
SHIT.
CHRIST.
[CHIRP]
WHO'S TRYING
TO KNOCK MY CAR
IN THE HARBOR?
HEY, CAP.
UH, FAULTY BRAKES.
HE DIDN'T MEAN IT.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT,
REALLY.
LOOK, I'LL PAY
FOR ALL DAMAGES,
YOU KNOW.
NO SWEAT.
HEY, YOU SHOULD TRY HER.
IT'S LIKE RIDING A CLOUD.
WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?
OH, MY.
OOPS.
OH, WELL.
IT'S LIKE A SCAR, YOU KNOW.
ADDS CHARACTER.
UH-HUH.
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE COMING ALONG.
I THOUGHT
I'D GET OUT
FOR THE WEEKEND.
GOOD.
THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM
FOR EVERYBODY.
GREAT.
SO, UH, H-HOW YOU
HOLDING UP?
PRETTY GOOD.
HOW'S THE OLD MAN
TAKING IT?
YOU KNOW,
HE DOESN'T SAY.
HMM.
SHE'S VERY PROMISING.
SO WHAT DO YOU
THINK, BIG GUY?
WELL, SHE'S REAL BIG
AND REAL WHITE.
BEAUTY, AIN'T SHE?
IS THAT AWACS STUFF,
OR PATRIOT MISSILES
OR SOMETHING?
SCUDS. YOU NEVER KNOW
WHAT YOU'LL RUN INTO.
THIS IS
CATHERINE DRIFTWOOD.
THIS IS MY KID SISTER
JENNIFER AND HER
HUSBAND BILL.
HI. PHILLIP'S
TOLD ME A LOT
ABOUT YOU.
REALLY? WE JUST MET.
ARE YOU THAT EXCITED,
PHILLIP?
SHOULDN'T I BE?
SURE.
JUST MET. OH.
UM, I KNOW IT'S--
IT'S A REAL PLEASURE.
DRIFTWOOD. THAT'S
AN UNUSUAL NAME.
IT'S INDIAN.
DOC, GIVE ME A HAND.
SURE THING, CHIEF.
EXCUSE ME.
SORRY.
I CANNOT BELIEVE
YOU JUST CUT ME OFF
LIKE THAT.
WERE YOU
IN THE MIDDLE
OF A CONVERSATION?
ARE YOU GOING TO BE
A DICK ALL WEEKEND?
I'M SORRY.
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
YOU.
HEY, HEY, THE BOOTS.
THE BOOTS.
YOU'RE GOING TO
SCUFF THE DECK.
JEEZ. CAPTAIN BLY
ALREADY, HUH?
WELL, YOU KNOW.
HEY, COME ON.
YOU WANT
THE TOPSIDERS?
NO, MAN. I'LL JUST
TAKE THESE OFF.
GANG, MEET ALEX,
THE FUTURE OF
ROCK 'N' ROLL.
HE'S GOT
A BIG PUBLISHING
DEAL AT POLYGRAM.
GONNA BE A MONSTER.
THE BLACK
MICHAEL JACKSON.
CUTE.
HEY, YOU KNOW
C-CATHERINE...
AND MY SISTER
JENNIFER--WELL,
YOU'VE MET.
YEAH. HI. HI.
GOOD TO
SEE YOU, ALEX.
I'LL TAKE THAT.
AND, UH,
HER HUSBAND BILL.
HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
GOOD.
ALL RIGHT.
GREAT.
OH, PHIL, THEY
DIDN'T HAVE THE BRIE
WITH THE HERBS,
SO I SNAGGED SOME
SPICED GOUDA INSTEAD.
ONION?
YEAH, AND SOME
CORN DINGLES.
I swear I didn't know
he was coming.
SHIP SAILS
WITH THE TIDE.
BUZZARDS.
VULTURES.
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CARIBBEAN
IS JUST LIKE
THE OLD WEST, HUH?
WILD AND WIDE OPEN.
YOU GOT IT.
NO LAW
WEST OF THE PECOS.
NO GOD EAST
OF MIAMI.
IT'S CARIBBEAN,
BY THE WAY.
NO, NO.
IT'S PIRATES
OF THE CARIBBEAN.
WHATEVER.
SEE THE DARK BLUE?
THE GULF STREAM.
LIKE A RIVER FLOWING
THROUGH THE OCEAN.
SEE HOW WARM IT GETS
WHEN WE HIT IT.
GET ON THE DIVING
PLATFORM.
HANG ON.
I'LL CUT HER BACK.
USE THE LADDER.
YEP.
IT'S HOTTER THAN HELL.
WE'RE NOW OFFICIALLY
IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE.
SCARED YET?
NOTHING TO FEAR
BUT FEAR ITSELF, BABY.
THAT'S CATCHY.
FROM THE NEW BOOK?
YOU GOT IT.
ALL RIGHT,
WE'RE MOVING OUT.
WATCH YOUR STEP, DOC.
"A SMALL DUCT
IN THE FETAL HEART
"BETWEEN THE PULMONARY
ARTERY AND THE AORTA.
"DUCT CLOSES AFTER BIRTH.
IF NOT, CONDITION IS CALLED
PATENT DUCTUS ARTERIOSUS."
CHECK IT OUT.
GOOD ONE.
"BACTERIAL ENDOCARDITIS..."
HI.
HI.
YOU TWO DOING SOME
SAILOR-TYPE BONDING?
OH, YEAH.
WE'RE GETTING ALL
TIGHT AND NAUTICAL.
PROBABLY GO GET
MATCHING TATTOOS
WHEN WE'RE BACK IN PORT.
KEEP IT IN
YOUR PANTS, PHIL.
HOW LONG
YOU BEEN MARRIED?
ALMOST FIVE YEARS.
THAT'S A LONG TIME.
CAN BE.
♪ SHE'S DADDY'S GIRL
♪ BUT SHE'S MY BABY
♪ SHE'S IN HIS WORLD
♪ BUT SOON MINE, MAYBE
♪ OH, YEAH
♪ ALL RIGHT
♪ TAKE IT EASY, BABY
♪ MAKE IT LAST ALL NIGHT
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
OH, WELL, I THINK
IT'S KIND OF--
OH.
NO, IT'S SORT OF--
O.K. NO.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
WELL, I DIDN'T SAY--
IT'S A SILLY,
STUPID ROCK SONG.
YES, IT IS. O.K.
SHOP IT AROUND,
METAL BANDS...
THEY LIKE IT.
IT PAYS THE BILLS.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR NAME
BEING ON STUFF
LIKE THAT,
YOUR ARTISTIC
INTEGRITY,
YOUR CAREER
AS A RESPECTED
SINGER-SONGWRITER?
IF IT'S A TOTAL
PIECE OF SHIT,
THEN I USE
MY PSEUDONYM--
STEVEN ZERO.
BUT IT'S--YOU KNOW,
MY ALBUM STUFF,
IT'S MUCH MORE
GLOBAL IN SCOPE.
IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW,
I SING ABOUT INCEST
AND ANIMAL RIGHTS...
DEFORESTATION.
HOW'S BILL DOING?
UM...
BETTER.
I DIDN'T KNOW
HE WAS COMING.
I DIDN'T EITHER.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE
A GOOD SINGER
TO MAKE THE BIG TIME,
RIGHT, ALEX?
I MEAN, NOT THAT YOU'RE NOT.
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
YOU JUST
GOT TO BE HONEST
BECAUSE
PEOPLE CAN TELL
WHEN YOU'RE NOT.
AH, HEAR THAT BILL?
NO.
WHAT, AM I MISSING
SOMETHING AGAIN?
JUST SAYING
YOU GOT TO BE
HONEST IN YOUR ART.
I KNOW
YOU'RE THE SAME
IF YOU WRITE FROM THE GUT
BUT MISSPELL STUFF.
WHO GIVES A FUCK?
YOU JUST GOT TO
HIT THAT CHORD
IN PEOPLE.
THAT'S
THE KICKER, MAN.
YEAH.
I HEAR YOU...MAN.
HEY, ALEX,
COME ON UP.
KEEP ME COMPANY, MAN.
YEAH. I'LL
DRIVE THE BUS.
WE'RE NOT CROSSING
THE EQUATOR, ARE WE?
EQUATOR? WHY?
I HEARD ABOUT THESE
SAILORS' HOMO-EROTIC
INITIATION RITES,
AND I JUST--EEE.
FOCUS ON THE HORIZON.
RELAX, BITE
YOUR LIFE JACKET.
IT'LL BE OVER
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.
HAVE YOU
DONE TIME, PHIL?
NOT YET.
O.K., KIDS,
NEXT STOP BIMINI,
THEN A LITTLE SHOPPING
IN NASSAU,
AND WE'LL BE HOME
FOR DINNER.
WHY DOESN'T HE JUST
JUMP HER ASS ALREADY
AND GET IT OVER WITH?
OH, EXCUSE ME, CAP.
I WAS JUST GETTING
TURNED ON THERE
FOR A MINUTE.
THAT'S WHY HE'S
DOING IT, BILL--
FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT.
GLAD TO BE
OF SERVICE, GUY.
CATHERINE?
CATHERINE? SORRY.
PHIL, SORRY.
CATHERINE, EXCUSE ME,
BUT IN YOUR
PROFESSIONAL OPINION,
IS THE AIDS VIRUS
GETTING STRONGER?
VIRUSES DO TEND
TO GET STRONGER
WITH TIME, BILL.
I WAS JUST READING HERE
THAT IT MAY BECOME
SALIVA-BORNE SOON.
WILLIAM, PLEASE.
PLEASE.
EVERYBODY KNOWS IT'S
TRANSMITTED BY BLOOD.
WE'RE JUST REFERRING
TO THE POTENTIAL
OF THE VIRUS.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT,
RIGHT, DOC?
MM-HMM.
YOU KNOW,
SCIENTIFICALLY SPEAKING,
UH, SWAPPING SPIT,
SUCKING FACE,
YOU KNOW,
FRENCH KISSING,
SALIVA TRANSFERENCE.
I WAS JUST CURIOUS.
OH.
HEY, WHAT ABOUT
IT BECOMING
AIR-BORNE,
LIKE T.B.?
YEAH.
WHAT--WHAT IS
THE QUESTION?
I'M JUST--
I'M SPECULATING
ON A HYPOTHESIS.
I MEAN, UH,
THE POSSIBILITIES
ARE INFINITE.
EVENTUALLY
IT COULD BECOME
SATELLITE-BORNE,
THEN THE WHOLE WORLD
WOULD BE TOAST.
PICK UP
YOUR CAR PHONE,
IT'S HELLO DOOMSDAY.
ARE WE
ON COURSE, EVEN?
NORTH--WEST--
EAST!
YOU WANT TO KNOW
ABOUT DOOMSDAY?
NO, NO, NO, NO.
YEAH?
IN THE YEAR 2126
THE SWIFT-TUTTLE COMET
WILL COME HURTLING DOWN,
HIT EARTH, KNOCK US
OUT OF OUR ECOSPHERE,
THEN WE'RE ALL
GOING TO FREEZE
OUR COLLECTIVE
ASSES OFF AND DIE.
THAT'S BULLSHIT.
WE'LL SHOOT THAT THING
OUT OF THE SKY.
A COMET 6 MILES WIDE
TRAVELING ROUGHLY
1 MILLION MILES
AN HOUR?
HOW WE GOING
TO DO THAT?
STAR WARS.
NEW TECHNOLOGY.
AMERICAN KNOW-HOW.
WAIT, WAIT.
A ROCK THE SIZE
OF MIAMI?
LET'S LOCALIZE THIS
A LITTLE BIT FURTHER.
WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH THESE BARRACUDAS
JUMPING OUT OF THE WATER
AND BITING THROUGH
PEOPLE'S ARMS?
I SAW THAT.
THE TOXINS
IN THE WATER
ARE SHORT-CIRCUITING
THEIR BRAINS,
TURNING THEM INTO
CRUISE MISSILES.
WHAT?
IT'S TRUE.
I SAW IT
ON THE NEWS.
O.K. YOU WIN.
YOU WIN.
EVERYBODY HAPPY NOW?
BOAT DRINKS.
SO...
HOW IS THE NEW BOOK
COMING ALONG?
SPLENDID.
SPLENDID.
JUST WORKING
ON THE ENDING.
SHOULD YOU START
WITHOUT HAVING AN ENDING?
SEE? I KEEP
TELLING HIM THAT.
A BASIC RULE
OF GOOD WRITING.
THAT SO?
SHE'S GOT
A POINT THERE.
I GUESS THE COMMON
CONSENSUS IS THAT
I'M FUCKING UP.
IT'S PROBABLY MORE FUN
IF YOU DON'T KNOW
THE ENDING.
TOUCHé.
HEY, ALL I'M SAYING IS--
BY THE WAY, IT'S A PLEASURE
HAVING YOU ALONG FOR THE
INTELLECTUAL STIMULATION--
HOWEVER, DOES SNOBBERY SELL?
DON'T THINK SO.
WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT?
PERHAPS WE CAN
HELP YOU COME UP
WITH SOMETHING HERE.
A CLIMAX.
ALEX.
YOU KNOW, I MEAN...
BOTTOM LINE, ALL THE GREAT
WRITERS ARE DRUNKS, RIGHT?
THAT'S NOT WHAT
MADE THEM GREAT.
BUT IT HELPED THEM
GET THROUGH THE BULLSHIT
PROBABLY, RIGHT?
IS THAT WHY
YOU HAVE THIS BOAT?
NO. STEINBECK,
HEMINGWAY--
HE HAD A BOAT--
FAULKNER, UM...
LOUIS L'AMOUR,
PERHAPS EVEN YOU.
ALL MAJOR JUICEHEADS.
SO--SO WHAT'S
YOUR STORY ABOUT?
I MEAN...
BRIEFLY.
THERE'S A BOAT ON FIRE.
I LIKE THAT.
A BOAT THING.
I MEAN THERE'S
A BOAT ON FIRE.
THEN WHAT?
THERE'S--NO, NO.
THERE'S A BOAT...
THERE'S A FUCKING
BOAT ON FIRE
RIGHT OVER HERE!
COME HERE. LOOK.
SEE?
WHERE?
LOOK TO THE LEFT.
I GOT IT.
I GOT IT.
I GOT IT.
COULD BE HAITIANS.
THERE'S YOUR AIDS,
MY FRIEND.
SHIT.
I'LL CALL
THE COAST GUARD.
NAH. THEY PROBABLY
GOT A RAFT
OR SOMETHING.
ARE YOU JOKING?
HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
IT'S A COMMON OCCURRENCE.
PHILLIP,
THEY'LL DROWN.
IT'S THE RULES
OF THE SEA.
YEAH, PHILLIP.
BE NICE. COME ON.
ALL RIGHT, GANG.
WE'LL SWING BY.
MAKE SURE
THEY'RE FINE.
NO BIGGIE.
HEY, PHILLIP,
HOW DO YOU USE
THIS THING?
LET ME CALL.
I KNOW OUR LOCATION.
WOULD YOU GET MY GUN?
ALEX, MOVE OVER.
WAIT. WHY GET A GUN?
YOU NEVER KNOW.
IT'S IN THE CABINET
ABOVE THE SINK
ON THE LEFT.
JESUS CHRIST.
AH, FORGET IT.
FORGET IT, BILL.
FORGET THE GUN, BILL.
DON'T LOOK LIKE MUCH.
O.K.
COUPLE OF CHICKS,
I THINK.
THEY'RE WHITE.
WHO'S THE NUDE
STUDY OF?
THAT'S MY EX-WIFE
LUCILLE.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
SORRY?
FUCK HER.
PAID THAT FROG
ENOUGH TO PAINT
THE FUCKING THING.
HEY, ALEX--OH.
THROW THEM A LINE
WHEN WE COME AROUND.
PORT SIDE.
STERN.
BACK.
DON'T LET THEM
ON THE BOAT YET.
WATCH THE--
WATCH THE PROPELLERS.
COME ON,
PHILLIP.
ONE OF YOU STEP OUT ON
THE PLATFORM, WILL YOU?
ONE AT A TIME
ON THE LADDER.
PHIL, I'VE GOT IT.
YOU O.K.?
HMM.
YOU NEVER KNOW
WHAT THE SEA
WILL COUGH UP.
HERE.
THANK YOU.
O.K., UM, UH, ALEX,
UH, I THINK--
YES?
O.K.
O.K. I GOT IT.
ALL RIGHT?
ALL RIGHT.
H-HERE. SIT--
SIT DOWN.
PISO MOHADO,
UH, WET FLOOR,
WET FLOOR.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
COULD YOU STEP
ON THIS, PLEASE?
YOU MIND TAKING
YOUR SHOES OFF...
PLEASE?
BLACK SOLES,
YOU KNOW,
WHITE FLOOR.
SURE, SURE.
DAMN.
IT'S A FREAK
ACCIDENT.
LOOK, EVERYTHING'S
GOING TO BE O.K.
WE CALLED
THE COAST GUARD.
THEY'LL BE
HERE SOON.
IT'S A RENTAL
ANYWAY.
WE DON'T HAVE TO
WAIT FOR THOSE GUYS,
DO WE?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU WANT TO GET
TO THE MAINLAND?
NO. ACTUALLY,
WE'D LIKE TO, UH,
COME ALONG WITH YOU.
WELL, ACTUALLY
WE'RE GOING
TO THE ABACOS.
WHAT?
YOU SAID WE'RE
GOING TO NASSAU.
HEY, EITHER WAY.
THAT'D BE FANTASTIC,
RIGHT, CAMILLA?
TAKE US WITH YOU, PLEASE.
WHAT--I DON'T--
WHAT--WHY--
HEY, THE MORE,
THE MERRIER, RIGHT?
WH-WHAT'S
THE PROBLEM
WITH, UH,
C-C-CALLING
THE COAST GUARD?
WELL, WE CAN'T GO IN
BECAUSE MY FRIEND HERE
IS TEMPORARILY LACKING
IMMIGRATION PAPERS.
OH, OF COURSE.
OH, WHERE ARE
MY MANNERS?
YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN
SO GRACIOUS
THUS FAR.
THIS IS
THE BEAUTIFUL
CAMILLA MARQUEZ.
I'M HER TOUR GUIDE
TO THE LAND OF MILK
AND HONEY.
TIMOTHY GRANT,
ESQUIRE.
HI, I'M CATHERINE.
CATHERINE,
NICE TO MEET YOU.
HI. BILL PIERCE.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
AND THIS IS
MY WIFE JENNIFER,
HER BROTHER PHIL,
WHO'S THE SKIPPER,
AND, UH,
HIS BUDDY HERE AXEL.
ALEX. IT'S ALEX.
ALEX.
SO MAYBE
WE SHOULD GET GOING
BEFORE THE MAN
SHOWS UP.
I'LL ARRANGE
OUR BACKUP PLANS
WITH MY PEOPLE
IN MIAMI.
LOOK, I'M ALL FOR
RELAXED IMMIGRATION
LAWS, REALLY.
MY FAMILY CAME OVER
NOT THAT LONG AGO.
I GOT A LAW PRACTICE
TO THINK ABOUT.
I CAN'T BE INVOLVED
IN SMUGGLING PEOPLE
INTO THE COUNTRY.
THAT'S A FEDERAL LAW
YOU'RE TAMPERING WITH.
I UNDERSTAND.
I REALLY DO.
WHAT ABOUT ALL
YOUR DRUGLORD CLIENTS?
WHAT?
I MEAN, COME ON, MAN.
YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT MY CLIENTS?
YES.
THESE PEOPLE,
THERE'S NO DRUGS...
UH, DRUGS.
THESE PEOPLE
PAY ME, WILLIAM.
SMUGGLERS,
I DON'T CARE. WHATEVER.
I'M SURE THEY'VE BROKEN
A FEW FEDERAL LAWS.
CAN WE PLEASE DISCUSS
MY LEGAL ETHICS
ANOTHER TIME?
THIS IS GOING
A LITTLE BIT
TOO FAR.
I CANNOT BE INVOLVED
IN THIS.
THIS IS GOING
TO FAR.
I'M NOT SMUGGLING.
I'M HELPING
A FRIEND OUT,
AND YOU'RE
NOT INVOLVED.
MY BOAT'S INVOLVED,
I'M INVOLVED.
THEY STOP US,
AND THEY SEIZE MY BOAT.
IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL BOAT.
THANKS.
I LIKE IT A LOT.
LET'S JUST GO AHEAD
AND THINK THIS THROUGH
FOR EVERYBODY.
WHAT? NO.
IT'S MY BOAT.
IT'S MY FUCKING BOAT!
WOULD YOU BUTT OUT,
JENNIFER?
JUST FUCKING MIND
YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
IT'S MY FUCKING BOAT!
AND I SAY NO!
THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH!
WHO THE FUCK
ARE YOU PEOPLE?
THIS IS MY FUCKING BOAT!
NOW I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT I CAN DO.
YOU CAN HAVE MY RAFT.
YOU CAN DO
THE WETBACK THING.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
FIND ANOTHER BOAT.
A 12-FOOT ZODIAC?
OH, IT'S A VERY
GENEROUS OFFER,
BUT WHAT'S IN IT
FOR YOU, PHIL?
I DOUBT VERY HIGHLY
THAT WE COULD
GET BACK ALIVE
IN A 12-FOOT ZODIAC,
DON'T YOU THINK?
I COULD.
POR FAVOR.
WOULD YOU HELP US,
PLEASE?
IF I'M SENT BACK
TO MY COUNTRY,
THEY PUT ME
IN PRISON...
FOREVER.
THROWS ME
OVERBOARD, HUH...
BEFORE THAT.
THE WORLD'S SMALLEST VIOLIN,
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
DEFINITELY HASN'T HEARD
ABOUT THE BARRACUDAS.
COME ON. WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO,
THROW THEM OVERBOARD?
HEY, AXEL--
ALEX. ALEX.
WE'LL WORK IT OUT.
ALEX, WOULD YOU TAKE
THE WHEEL, PLEASE?
SAME HEADING,
AND I WILL GO DOWN,
AND I'M GOING TO GET
THE CHARTS.
THE CHARTS?
OH, YOU JERK!
EXCUSE ME, PHIL.
EXCUSE ME.
OH, JESUS.
HEY! HEY.
STEP AWAY FROM THERE.
COME ON UP.
YEAH, YOU, TOO,
SWEETHEART. COME ON.
YOU KNOW I TRIED
TO AVOID THIS.
YOU KNOW I DID.
COME ON.
COME ON UP.
THAT'S RIGHT.
THIS IS PIRACY,
YOU KNOW THAT?
THAT'S A 10-YEAR
PRISON SENTENCE, MINIMUM.
YEAH, THIS IS MORE
OF A DETOUR ACTUALLY.
YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD
ALWAYS BE FLEXIBLE
IN YOUR VACATION PLANS,
ANYWAY.
WHY DON'T WE ALL
SIT DOWN, HUH?
CAMILLA,
I HAVE THE STRANGE FEELING
THERE'S A GUN ONBOARD.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
STAND UP.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
COME THIS WAY, PLEASE.
WATCH THOSE HANDS.
EASY.
EASY.
DON'T WORRY, JENN.
WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
JENN?
THAT'S A DOLLAR
A MINUTE, YOU KNOW.
I'LL TRY
TO BE QUICK.
HI, GEORGE.
YOU THERE?
HI, TIM.
HI. YOU'RE
GOING TO LOVE THIS.
THE BOAT SUNK
50 MILES OFFSHORE.
YOU'RE KIDDING.
YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO ASK
IF I'M O.K.?
YOU SOUND O.K.
ARE YOU O.K.?
I AM O.K.
WHERE ARE YOU NOW?
UM, WELL,
I'M ON A BOAT
THAT PICKED US UP,
AND...I'LL TELL YOU
ALL ABOUT IT LATER.
WE'RE
GOING TO BIMINI.
LET ME SEE WHAT
I CAN PULL TOGETHER.
O.K., YOU KNOW
I CAN'T WAIT
TO SEE
YOUR PRETTY EYES,
KISS THEM.
I GOT SOME PEOPLE
OVER RIGHT NOW.
CALL ME LATER.
O.K.
BYE, GEORGE.
SO, BIMINI?
[HELICOPTER]
OH, MAN.
O.K., NOBODY TRY
AND FUCKING
CUTE STUFF.
I STILL GOT
THE GUN.
YOU GOING TO PUT
THAT FUCKING THING AWAY?
ARE THEY HERE
FOR US, TIM?
NO, THEY'RE, UH...
I'M SURE THEY'RE
JUST HERE FOR COCAINE,
YOU KNOW, COCAINE.
JESUS CHRIST.
JESUS CHRIST!
LARGE QUANTITIES, ALEX.
WHY DIDN'T...
YOU'RE GETTING
ON MY NERVE, MAN.
AHOY,RETAINER.
SLOW DOWN.
EVERYBODY ON DECK.
MOVE TOWARDS THE STERN.
PLAIN VIEW.
RETAINERHERE.
CHOPPER, GO AHEAD.
STAND READY TO BE BOARDED
BY THE BAHAMIAN
DEFENSE FORCE.
STAY UNDERNEATH THE FORCE.
IF I YELL FOR HELP NOW,
THEY'LL SHOOT THAT GUY
BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING.
YOU'RE GOING TO
GET US ALL SHOT.
THEY'RE GOING TO BOARD US.
ALEX, YOU WANT TO THROW
THEM A LINE FOR ME?
MM-HMM.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
MOVE AROUND THERE.
ROUTINE SEARCH.
WHOSE BOAT IS THIS?
MINE.
UH, ALEX.
YEAH.
TAKE THE HELM,
PLEASE.
FEEL FREE
TO LOOK AROUND, SIR.
YOU KNOW,
WE REALLY DON'T NEED
NO INVITATION.
YOU'RE IN BAHAMIAN
WATERS NOW.
OF COURSE.
I WANT TO GO
BELOW, CHECK
THE COMPARTMENTS.
YEAH. SURE.
EVERYBODY, STAY...
ON THE DECK.
ARE YOU IN LOVE?
YOU CRAZY?
I WANT TO CHECK THE ENGINE.
RAISE THE HATCH.
RIGHT. RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, STAND CLEAR.
AHEM.
SHE'LL DO 50 KNOTS
EASY, YOU KNOW, SIR.
ALL RIGHT.
ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND.
GREAT.
I'M OFF YOUR BOAT.
LOOK WHAT I FIND HERE.
AIN'T THAT
SOME SHIT.
SO WHERE DID THIS
COME FROM?
WELL, YOU KNOW,
I LOST THAT
LAST WEEKEND.
COULDN'T PAY
THE GODDAMN CATERER.
THIS AIN'T LOOK LIKE
NO GALLEY TO ME.
GRANTED. GRANTED.
I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT HAPPENED.
SEE, HE BLEW A FUSE
WITH HIS FANCY
CAPPUCCINO MACHINE.
I HAD
TO HURRY BACK HERE
AND CHANGE IT.
GUESS IT JUST BLEW
OUT OF MY POCKET.
MOST FUSE BOXES BE
IN THE CABIN, YOU KNOW.
BUT ON THE MAGNUM,
FOR SOME DAMN REASON,
THEY'RE BACK HERE.
SHOW ME.
RIGHT THERE.
O.K.?
HERE, LET ME
GIVE YOU A HAND.
MONEY COMES SO EASY
TO YOU AMERICANS, EH?
LAND OF OPPORTUNITY.
CAN'T HELP IT
IF I'M LUCKY.
LUCKY, EH?
OOH, LORD.
YOU PUT 'EM
IN A UNIFORM...
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
THEY GOT YOU SWEATING,
THOUGH, HUH, GUY?
IT'S HOT.
WHERE'S THE GUN?
YOU TOLD ME
TO FORGET ABOUT IT.
THANK YOU
FOR BEING SUCH
A GRACIOUS HOST.
SURE THING.
LET'S MOVE UP ON
THE BOW, SHALL WE?
PLEASE.
[PAGER BEEPING]
COME ON.
LOOK, I REALLY HAVE TO
ANSWER THIS PAGE, O.K.?
WELL, EXCUSE ME,
HONEY,
BUT YOU'RE
GOING TO BE
INCOMMUNICADO
FOR A LITTLE
WHILE LONGER,
I BELIEVE.
DO YOU WANT TO GIVE ME
JUST A BALLPARK ESTIMATE
ON HOW LONG THIS IS
GOING TO TAKE?
IF IT TAKES LONGER
THAN THE WEEKEND--
I'LL COVER YOU
FOR THE WEEKEND.
PHILLIP, I'M TALKING
ABOUT MY EXAMS ON MONDAY.
OH, WELL.
WELL, WHAT WERE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, PHIL?
NOTHING.
NOTHING.
TIM?
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
CAN WE PLEASE
MOVE UP ON THE BOW,
PLEASE?
COULD I AT LEAST HAVE
MY BOOKS, PLEASE?
JUST MY BOOKS.
JUST MY BOOKS.
COULD YOU PLEASE
WATCH YOUR ATTITUDE?
LET HER HAVE
HER FUCKING BOOKS.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
LET HER HAVE
HER FUCKING BOOKS.
THANK YOU.
WAIT. WAIT.
UM...I WAS
JUST WONDERING,
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
SHOW ME
JUST
A QUICK RUNDOWN
ON THE CONTROLS
TO REFRESH
MY MEMORY.
YOU'RE NOT DRIVING
MY FUCKING BOAT.
DON'T WORRY, PHIL.
MY MOM USED TO HAVE
A LOT
OF SAILOR FRIENDS.
I'LL BET SHE DID.
O.K., LESSON NUMBER ONE.
COME ON.
[VOICE ON RECORDER]
DOES THE BUS COME THIS WAY?
DOES THE BUS
COME THIS WAY?
YOU CAN'T COME IN
FROM THE NORTH.
WHY IS THAT?
THIS IS A REEF.
IT'S 4 FEET DEEP.
I'M NOT GOING TO
HIT THE REEF.
YOU GOT ONE OF THESE...
WHAT'S THAT CALLED?
DEPTH FINDER.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
GET AWAY WITH THIS.
YOU KNOW THAT,
RIGHT?
IT'S A FUCKING
JOKE. IT'S INSANE.
I HAD THOUGHT
WE HAD GOTTEN PAST THIS,
WE HAD MADE SOME KIND
OF BREAKTHROUGH.
JUST RELAX.
THIS WILL ALL BE OVER SOON.
PUT ON SOME SUNSCREEN,
PREFERABLY AN SPF
OF OVER 40.
LOOK, MAN,
NOW I'LL HELP YOU--
ARE YOU IN LOVE?
BAIN de SOLEIL'S
A REALLY GOOD BRAND.
IT'S A BIT PRICEY,
I KNOW,
BUT YOU GET
WHAT YOU PAY FOR
IN THIS WORLD.
I LOOKING FOR
THE AFFORDABLE HOTEL
IN THIS AREA.
AFFORDABLE?
AFFORDABLE?
GET UP THERE.
[ALEX PLAYS GUITAR]
NOW.
NOW.
WOULD YOU
JUST PLEASE...
I KNOW. I CAN HANDLE THIS.
I CAN HANDLE THIS.
O.K.
CAMILLA, HEY.
PUT ON SOME MUSIC.
QUé?
MUSIC.
PUT ON SOME MUSIC.
ENTERTAINMENT.
HE'S A FUCKING NUT.
WHERE DOES HE
WANT TO GO?
TO THE NEAREST
FUCKING REEF.
RELAX, PHILLIP.
HE'S INNOCUOUS.
[MAMBO MUSIC PLAYING]
HE'S MORE AMUSING
THAN HE IS THREATENING.
WHY DON'T YOU
SUCK HIS DICK?
HEY, GUYS. LISTEN UP.
THIS IS
MY FAVORITE SONG.
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
[RING]
[RING]
DAMN IT, GEORGE.
WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO?
WOULD YOU GET OFF
THE PHONE ALREADY?
WHAT ARE YOU, IN HEAT?
YEAH, I AM,
AS A MATTER OF FACT.
GUESS IT'S YOUR BIG
CHANCE NOW, HUH, PHIL?
YOU BETTER MAKE YOUR MOVE.
THINK I'LL PASS.
DAMN. I HATE REJECTION.
FUCKING FAGGOTS...
TAKING OVER
THE FUCKING WORLD.
SO WHAT
IF HIS BUTT BUDDY
DOESN'T SHOW UP?
THEN WHAT?
IF I MISS MY EXAMS
ON MONDAY, PHILLIP...
OH, JESUS.
I BELIEVE YOU SUGGESTED
I PICK THE COCKSUCKER UP!
"RULES OF THE SEA."
IT'S PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS
WHAT HE'S GOING TO DO.
HE'S GOING TO SET US ADRIFT
IN YOUR LITTLE DINGY,
AND HE'S GOING TO TAKE
YOUR BIG WHITE BOAT.
FUCK YOU.
YOU GUYS ARE MAKING THINGS
FAR MORE TENSE
THAN HE IS.
YOU DON'T GET OUT MUCH,
DO YOU, WILLIAM?
I GOT A THIGH MASTER
AT HOME.
[WHINING]
BABY DINOSAUR
HATCHING.
HI.
YOU WANT TO GO
TO BIMINI OR WHAT?
WILL YOU PLEASE
STOP WHINING, PHILLIP?
I'M SUPPOSED TO JUST
LET THIS FAGGOT TAKE
MY FUCKING BOAT
AND SMILE ABOUT IT?
DID I JUST HEAR YOU
CALL ME A FAGGOT?
I DON'T REMEMBER.
DID I JUST CALL HIM
A FAGGOT?
ACTUALLY, I'M NOT A FAGGOT.
TECHNICALLY, I'M REALLY
A HETEROSEXUAL.
YES, I AM.
I'M A HETEROSEXUAL
TRANSSEXUAL.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL TITLE,
ISN'T IT?
YOU SUCK COCK.
YES OR NO?
IT'S OBVIOUS
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS.
I WANTED TO BE A WOMAN,
AND GEORGE WANTED ME
TO BE A WOMAN.
HE WOULD HAVE EVEN
PAID FOR IT.
I SAID NO, I WANT
TO DO THIS MYSELF.
I DIDN'T WANT TO BE
A KEPT WOMAN.
THEN HE AGREED.
WE BOTH AGREED ON IT.
THAT'S HOW IT ALWAYS WORKS
IN OUR RELATIONSHIP.
IT'S REALLY
A TRUE PARTNERSHIP.
YOU'RE BOTH FAGGOTS.
HOW THE HELL DO YOU
CLASSIFY YOURSELF, PHILLIP?
I DON'T
CLASSIFY MYSELF.
I'M JUST
A FUCKING ASSHOLE.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?
YOU'RE AN OVERGROWN
HOMOPHOBE.
YOU'RE A FAGGOT.
YOU'RE A FAGGOT.
YOU'RE A FAGGOT.
YOU'RE A FAGGOT.
WHAT'S THE FUCKING
BIG DEAL?
YOU'RE A FAGGOT.
YOU JUST CAN'T TAKE THIS.
THAT'S IT.
YOU JUST CAN'T TAKE THIS.
THIS IS REAL BEAUTY,
YOU KNOW.
I GOT SMOOTH, SILKY SKIN
JUST LIKE CATHERINE DENEUVE.
YEAH, YOU'RE
THE SPITTING IMAGE,
BUDDY.
YOU WISH YOU HAD IT
THIS GOOD.
YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU ARE?
YOU'RE A BAD
TALK SHOW TOPIC.
THAT'S IT.
YOU'RE
A FUCKING FREAK.
[GUNSHOT]
WHOA!
AAH!
PHILLIP, SIT DOWN
AND SHUT UP.
JESUS CHRIST.
♪ SHIP OF CONFUSION
♪ LUNATICS IN DOUBT
♪ WHERE ARE WE GOIN'?
♪ WHAT IS IT ALL ABOUT?
[GIGGLES]
YOU'RE SO EASILY AMUSED.
WELL, AT LEAST
HE'S TRYING...
CRABBY.
FUCKING BULLY-BULLY FOR HIM.
GOD DAMN.
O.K., THAT'S FINE.
EVERYBODY UP ON SHORE.
BILL, COULD YOU
HELP ME OUT HERE, PLEASE?
HEY, YOU KNOW
IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL
ABOUT YOUR WIFE.
YOU KNOW...
COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR
AND MAKE SURE NOBODY
DOES ANYTHING STUPID
WHILE I'M GONE?
YEAH.
THANK YOU.
I'M DEAD.
YOU ARE NOT DEAD, PHILLIP.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I LOSE THAT BOAT,
I AM DEAD.
THAT BASTARD JUST HAD
A GUN ON MY HEAD,
AND ALL YOU CAN THINK
ABOUT IS YOUR FUCKING BOAT?
YOU DON'T KNOW
THE FIRST THING ABOUT IT!
I LOSE THAT BOAT, I'M DEAD.
I TELL YOU,
I'M FUCKING DEAD.
I UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
I'M WITH YOU.
WE CAN GET IT BACK.
I'M GOING TO TAKE
A QUICK SCOUT
AROUND THE ISLAND.
HE SEEMS TO HAVE
TAKEN A SHINE
TO YOU.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST RELAX?
HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
BECAUSE HE IS ANCHORED,
AND HE'S WAITING
FOR HIS FRIEND.
ARE YOU DEAF?
A BOAT OWNER YOU
OBVIOUSLY ARE NOT,
MY FRIEND.
I'M NOT, BUT IT PROBABLY
MAKES YOU FEEL REAL
FUCKING SPECIAL.
YES. YOU KNOW
WHAT IT'S LIKE
LOSING A BOAT,
LOSING A BOAT
LIKE THAT?
NO.
I IMAGINE IT'S
A LOT LIKE, UH...
BEING CHEATED ON.
HEY.
HEY.
YOU GUYS SEE ANYTHING
FROM OUT HERE?
WATER.
SKY.
SO YOU TWO, UM...
YOU KNOW EACH OTHER
FROM THAT LABOR DAY
BARBECUE, DON'T YOU?
YEAH.
AND...AND SOME
DINNER PARTY, RIGHT?
NO, HE HAD THAT...
IT WAS A RATHER LARGE
SOIREE.
OH, I THOUGHT YOU SAID
IT WAS, UM...
SOME SMALL GATHERING.
IT WAS A DINNER PARTY.
YOU WERE INVITED,
BILL.
I WAS WORKING ON
THAT TRADE UNIONIST PIECE
FOR THE NEW REPUBLIC,
THE GREYHOUND STRIKE, RIGHT?
THOSE GUYS GOT
REALLY FUCKED OVER
IN THAT STRIKE.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, UM...
HAVE YOU TWO FUCKED YET?
JESUS CHRIST.
SMART MONEY SAYS
PROBABLY YEAH, BUT...
THAT'S RUDE, MAN.
YOU'RE FUCKING RUDE.
SHE'S MY WIFE.
YOU WANT ME
TO TALK TO HIM?
NO.
YOU SON OF A BITCH.
DON'T YOU
WALK AWAY FROM ME.
YOU BASTARD.
HE'S MY FRIEND.
HE AT LEAST TALKS TO ME.
HE'S AFFECTIONATE TO ME.
A LOT MORE THAN
I CAN SAY ABOUT YOU.
THAT'S RIGHT. WALK AWAY.
DENY IT.
A GODDAMN PIERCE
FUCKING FAMILY TRADEMARK.
LEAVE MY GODDAMN
FAMILY OUT OF THIS.
I FINALLY STRUCK A NERVE.
LEAVE MY FUCKING
FAMILY OUT OF THIS!
HOW CAN I LEAVE
YOUR FAMILY OUT OF THIS?
IT'S ABOUT FAMILY!
I'M YOUR FAMILY!
I'M YOUR FUCKING WIFE!
DO YOU REMEMBER
WHEN I SAID TO YOU
THAT I FELT THAT
YOU DIDN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE?
DO YOU REMEMBER
WHAT YOU SAID TO ME?
DO YOU REMEMBER
WHAT YOU SAID TO ME?
YOU SAID, "WHAT DO YOU
WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT?"
YOU'RE RIGHT.
BILL, LOOK AT ME.
COME ON.
DON'T WALK AWAY. PLEASE.
ANOTHER KODAK MOMENT?
HEY, WHERE'S MY GUN?
WHERE'D YOU PUT
MY FUCKING GUN?
HUH?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
HEY!
HEY!
HEY!
I WANT MY GUITAR BACK.
[RING]
HELLO?
WHO IS THIS?
THIS IS LARRY.
LARRY,
IS GEORGE THERE?
GEORGE IS INDISPOSED
RIGHT NOW.
CAN I DO ANYTHING FOR YOU?
OH, UH, HERE HE IS NOW.
SO WHO'S LARRY?
HE'S JUST A FRIEND.
WELL, DO I KNOW
THIS FRIEND?
UH, I DON'T THINK SO.
I'LL INTRODUCE YOU TWO.
IF YOU TELL ME
NOW, GEORGE--
TELL YOU WHAT?
WHY DON'T YOU
TELL ME
THAT YOU'RE LEAVING
ME OUT HERE HANGING?
I'M SENDING SOMEONE.
RELAX. DON'T GET SO UPSET.
IT'LL JUST EFFECT
YOUR JUDGMENT.
GEORGE,
LISTEN TO ME, O.K.?
UM, I DID
EVERYTHING FOR YOU.
I NEED YOUR HELP.
I NEED IT.
AND I FEEL LIKE--
FEEL WHAT, TIM?
I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.
I FEEL LIKE YOU
DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
CHRIST, TIM.
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.
THE DOCTORS SAID
YOU'D HAVE WILD MOOD SWINGS.
THIS REALLY HURTS.
YOU'RE HURT, GEORGE?
JESUS CHRIST.
GEORGE, THAT
IS REALLY RICH,
YOU KNOW THAT?
JUST FOR
YOUR INFORMATION,
I'M STUCK OUT HERE
15 MILES SOUTHEAST
OF BIMINI.
CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE.
YOU WANT ME TO
CHANGE MY ATTITUDE?
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE
MY ATTITUDE
TO CHANGE TO?
A VERY DIFFERENT ONE.
YEAH,
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
FUCK YOU.
[CLICK]
[DIAL TONE]
HI.
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
IS EVERYTHING
ALL RIGHT.
NO,
EVERYTHING'S FINE.
EVERYTHING'S GOOD.
YEAH, JUST NEED
TO, UH...
NEED TO MAKE
ONE MORE PHONE CALL,
WE'LL BE
ON OUR WAY.
WHAT'S HE DOING?
SHIT.
HI, THIS IS LARRY.
GEORGE AND I CAN'T COME
TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW,
BUT IF YOU
LEAVE A MESSAGE...
GEORGE,
ARE YOU THERE?
WOULD YOU PICK UP
THE PHONE, PLEASE?
PLEASE. GODDAMN,
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
I'M SORRY
I SAID THAT TO YOU.
IT'S JUST THAT YOU
GET ME SO PISSED
SOMETIMES.
JESUS CHRIST,
GEORGE.
I KNOW YOU'RE THERE.
WOULD YOU PICK UP
THE PHONE PLEASE.
I STILL LOVE YOU.
PLEASE DON'T
DO THIS TO ME.
NEED HELP?
MMM.
HOW ARE WE DOING?
EXCUSE ME.
HOW ARE WE DOING?
IT'S NEVER
BEEN BETTER.
COULD YOU POSSIBLY DIVULGE
SOME INFORMATION
AT THIS JUNCTURE?
NO, YOU SEE,
ALL INFORMATION
WILL BE GIVEN
TO YOU
ON A NEED-TO-KNOW
BASIS.
LOOK, TIM.
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST TIE US UP,
PUT US BELOW
WHEN YOU GO INTO PORT.
YOU'LL BE LONG GONE.
THEY WON'T FIND US
FOR HOURS.
OH, TIM.
DO YOU HAVE A GAME PLAN?
GENERAL GAME PLAN?
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
YES. THERE'S
A CHANGE OF PLANS.
GOOD, SINCE I DON'T KNOW
THE FUCKING PLAN.
I'M GOING TO TAKE
YOUR BOAT.
WHAT?
I'M GOING TO TAKE
YOUR BOAT!
I'LL SEND
A CHOPPER OVER
IN THE MORNING.
ARE WE STAYING HERE THEN?
C'EST LA GUERRE.
WHAT?
HE'S SAYING LA FUCK YOU.
THAT LITTLE PRICK.
COULD YOU AT LEAST
LEAVE US SOME WATER
AND FOOD
BEFORE YOU GO?
MAKE SURE TO TELL THEM
TO BRING MY BROWN
LEATHER BACKPACK.
JENNIFER'S BROWN LEATHER
BACKPACK.
AND SOME DRY TOWELS.
TOWELS.
OH, COME ON. PLEASE.
ASK FOR YOUR GUITAR.
HEY, TIM, COULD I PLEASE
HAVE MY GUITAR?
I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF A SONG, MAN.
AND MY AMP, PLEASE.
AND SOME TOILET PAPER.
O.K., TIM, I GUESS, UH...
I'LL SEE YOU
ON THE ISLAND.
CAMILLA.
[COUGHING]
SO WHAT'S THE DEAL?
JUST TRYING
TO KEEP THINGS COOL, O.K.?
YOU DIDN'T HAPPEN
TO SEE THE GUN?
NO.
WHOEVER'S CLOSER,
ALL RIGHT?
HEY, THANKS
FOR BRINGING THE STUFF.
STAY, PLEASE.
CATHERINE.
WAIT. WAIT.
WHOA, CAN I JUST
GET MY GUITAR,
PLEASE?
THANKS.
WAIT. NO, NO.
NO, THAT'S FINE.
COULD YOU
PLEASE--
VERY GOOD. VERY GOOD.
VERY GOOD.
PHILLIP, WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING?
COCKSUCKER!
PHILLIP, YOU'RE GOING TO
FUCKING HURT HIM, MAN!
GOD DAMN YOU!
FUCKING STOP IT!
WHAT THE FUCK!
DON'T HURT HIM!
WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON,
MOTHERFUCKER!
SHUT UP!
BASTARD!
AAH!
OH, JESUS.
JENNIFER.
OH, NO. NO.
GIVE ME THE FUCKING GUN.
GIVE ME THE FUCKING--
GIVE ME THE GUN! JENNIFER!
NO!
TIM.
STAY WITH THEM,
ALEX!
SON OF A BITCH.
[BUZZING]
OW.
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
ARE YOU OUT
OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?
NO, PHIL, YOU ARE.
YOU'RE A FUCKING PSYCHO.
YOU WOULD HAVE
KILLED THAT KID.
I'M PERFECTLY
WITHIN MY RIGHTS
TO SHOOT HIM.
GET IN THE FUCKING RAFT!
WHAT IS THIS?
ARE YOU PATTY HEARST NOW?
THIS IS YOURS.
YOU CREATED THIS.
NOW LIVE IN IT.
LET'S MOVE.
THAT'S DEEP.
ALEX, LEAVE THE GUN
ALONE, PLEASE.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
WHY?
PLEASE COME IN.
THERE'S SHARKS
AND STINGRAYS
AND THOSE
CRAZY BARRACUDAS.
COME ON, ALEX.
WHAT'S THIS REALLY ABOUT,
BILL?
I MEAN, ARE YOU TWO--
AM I MISSING SOMETHING?
RESPECT.
I HAVE NONE FOR YOU
BECAUSE YOU ARE A PIG.
WHY DID YOUR MOM
BLOW THE TOP
OF HER FUCKING HEAD OFF?
HUH?
YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY.
YOU AND MY FATHER SHOULD
GO FISHING SOMETIME.
YOU'D PROBABLY ENJOY
EACH OTHER'S COMPANY.
NOW LET'S MOVE.
YOU'RE MAKING
A SERIOUS MISTAKE, BILL.
LET'S GO.
FUCKING MOVE!
GET IT GOING.
MOVE IT.
IS THAT GUY
YOUR BOYFRIEND?
WHICH ONE, PHILLIP?
MM-HMM.
YEAH. SORT OF.
HE'S GOT A TEMPER PROBLEM.
WELL, THAT MAKES
TWO OF YOU.
FUCKER! YOU'D BETTER FUCKING
SHOOT ME RIGHT NOW,
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
SHUT THE FUCK UP
AND GET UP THERE.
JUST FUCKING KILL ME.
MOVE!
HEY, WHAT THE FUCK
IS THIS ALL ABOUT?
THIS IS WHAT THIS
IS ALL ABOUT.
CAMILLA, TIM--
YOU TWO,
COME IN THE BOAT.
ARE YOU HELPING US OUT?
I'M HELPING EVERYBODY.
I'M KEEPING THE PEACE.
YOU'RE AS BAD
AS HE IS.
IS THIS WHY YOU WENT
TO HARVARD, BILL,
TO MAKE THE COVER
OF FAG FORUM?
YOU FUCKING BABY.
SHUT UP, PHILLIP!
YOU ALL RIGHT?
HE'S GOT A HARD-ON.
HELP ME.
CAN I COME
WITH YOU?
I'D PREFER IF YOU DIDN'T.
I'D LIKE YOU TO STAY
WITH PHILLIP.
TRUST ME.
YOU'RE FUCKING UP
YOUR KARMA, MAN.
MY KARMA'S FINE, MAN.
LET'S GO.
WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.
DID YOU HURT YOURSELF?
PROBABLY BROKE
MY FUCKING ARM.
LET ME LOOK AT IT.
NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
YOU DESERVED THAT,
BY THE WAY.
FUCK YOU.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT COULD BE BROKEN.
WE SHOULD PUT
A SLING ON IT.
GIVE ME YOUR SHIRT.
YOU WANT TO USE
MY SHIRT?
STOP IT.
HE CAN USE IT.
COME ON.
GEORGE NOT COMING.
HE JUST DON'T KNOW IT.
Sí, CLARO QUE.
ME FIGURO ESO.
HEY. ¿HABLAS ESPAñOL?
Sí. Sí, POQUITO.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
¿CóMO CONOCISTE TIM?
LO CONOCí EN SANTO PABLO.
éL SE HIZO
UN CAMBíO DE SEXO,
UNA OPERACIóN.
OBVIOMENTE.
Sí.
UM, HE NEEDED MONEY
FOR, UH, CHANGE,
AND I NEEDED, UH, UM,
SALIR DE MI PAíS.
MI ESPOSO--
MY HUSBAND--
TRABAJA EN EL ARMADA,
ENCARGADO DE--
DE TRAER LOS DISIDENTES.
Y UN DíA,
YO ENCONTRé UNOS PAPELES
Y VI QUE--QUE YO ERA
LA PRóXIMA EN LA LISTA.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
[COUGH]
[COUGHING]
Y AHORA YO SOY
UN DISIDENTE TAMBIéN.
YA SOMOS DOS.
Sí. COMO.
LOS TRES DISIDENTES
ES UNA PELICULA MáS.
TIM.
TIM.
TIM, LOOK. GEORGE--
GEORGE ISN'T COMING.
NO, YOU DON'T THINK SO?
NO. SO--
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT IT, DO YOU?
HE'S IN LOVE. HE'S GOING
TO COME THROUGH FOR ME.
TIM, WHAT I DO KNOW,
WE HAVE HOSTAGES--
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT US, O.K.?
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT IT, O.K.?
YOU DON'T KNOW HIM.
YOU DON'T KNOW HIM.
HAVE YOU EVER
TALKED TO HIM?
NO, BUT I'VE HEARD YOU.
YEAH, FINE.
YOU DON'T KNOW.
THIS--THAT'S NOTHING, O.K.?
YOU DON'T KNOW.
I KNOW WHAT HE IS, O.K.?
HE'S A BEAUTIFUL MAN,
AND HE KNOWS.
HE KNOWS. HE KNOWS ME.
O.K.
MAYBE HE CAN'T GET IT
TOGETHER THIS QUICK.
YOU GOT TO THINK
ABOUT THESE THINGS
BEFORE YOU SAY THEM.
MAYBE SOMETHING CAME UP.
YOU THINK HE WAS
EXPECTING THIS? NO.
HE'S IN LOVE, BILL, O.K.?
HE'S IN LOVE WITH ME.
HE LOVES ME.
I KNOW HE DOES.
ONE LOOK AT YOUR FACE,
AND I KNOW YOU'VE
NEVER BEEN THERE.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
LOOK, HE'S PROBABLY
COMING. JUST--
NO, HE'S NOT COMING.
SEE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, O.K.?
SEE, YOU'RE USING YOUR HEAD,
AND I'M NOT.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT I'M USING ANYMORE,
'CAUSE I CAN'T SNAP OUT
OF THIS SHIT.
HE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT
ABOUT ME. YOU'RE RIGHT.
HE DOESN'T GIVE
A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT ME.
I CAN'T SNAP OUT OF IT,
BILL, YOU KNOW?
[COUGHS]
I SAY, "I LOVE YOU,"
AND I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT,
AND THEN I SAY...
I SAY, "FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU, GEORGE."
I FEEL STRONG.
THEN I FEEL BAD
FOR SAYING IT,
SO I SAY, "I'M SORRY.
YOU GET ME PISSED SOMETIMES."
COMPLETELY AT HIS MERCY.
COMPLETELY AT HIS MERCY.
EVERY TIME.
LET'S GET THE FUCK
OUT OF HERE.
LET'S DO IT, O.K.?
NO LONGER.
NO LONGER.
O.K.
[WHISTLING]
♪ WAIT TILL THE SUN
SHINES, NELLIE ♪
♪ AND THOSE CLOUDS
GO DRIFTING BY ♪
♪ WE WILL BE HAPPY, NELLIE
♪ DON'T YOU CRY
[ENGINE STARTS]
♪ DOWN LOVERS' LANE
WE'LL WANDER ♪
♪ SWEETHEARTS, YOU AND I
♪ SO WAIT TILL
THE SUN SHINES, NELLIE ♪
♪ BY AND BY
NOT GOING TO FIND 'EM
IN THERE.
[PLUCKS GUITAR]
STOP IT.
IT'S TURNING?
YEAH, THE SHAFT'S
GOING.
I'M GOING TO CHECK
THE PROPS.
♪ NOW WON'T YOU
WAIT UNTIL--♪
SHUT UP!
BILL,
THE PROPELLER'S GONE.
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
THE PROPELLER
IS LIKE, GONE.
IT DOESN'T EXIST.
THEY STOLE
THE PROPELLER.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
NO. THEY STOLE
THE PROPELLER.
[PLUCKS GUITAR]
YOU BELIEVE
THIS SHIT?
HERE HE COMES.
ALL RIGHT, GOD DAMN IT.
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING
THE PROPELLERS?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR
BOY SCOUT BULLSHIT.
MY BOY SCOUT BULLSHIT. O.K.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
PHILLIP? I'D SAY
THERE ARE ABOUT
$200,000 OR 300,000
ON THAT BOAT.
HUH? YOU GOING TO MAKE US
ALL ACCOMPLICES?
GIVE HIM THE PROPELLERS,
PHILLIP.
I MEAN, WE'LL ALL
GET HOME SOONER.
I'M NOT IN
ANY HURRY.
I'M SO GLAD
I NEVER SLEPT WITH YOU.
I'M SO GLAD I'M NOT
GOING TO PAY YOU.
YOUR PLATINUM'S ALREADY
CLEARED, SPORT.
1,500, AND YOU GET NADA.
I AM DISGUSTED.
YOU MEAN YOU
PAID FOR HER
THIS WEEKEND?
YEAH.
THEN WHY
AM I BEING
SO GODDAMN NICE
TO HER?
IT'S BETTER TO--
BETTER TO RENT.
LESS HASSLE,
A LOT CHEAPER,
MORE HONEST.
YOU DISGUST ME,
PHILLIP.
YOU ARE NOT MY
BROTHER ANYMORE.
I WANT TO HEAR
ABOUT THE PROPELLERS.
WHAT'S THE STORY
WITH THE MONEY?
WHAT IS THE STORY?
I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE
AN INTERESTING STORY, TOO.
I'D LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT
THE MONEY FIRST.
NO, LET'S HEAR
CATHERINE'S STORY.
I WANT TO HEAR
THE PROPELLER STORY.
IF CATHERINE
TELL ME HER STORY,
I'LL TELL YOU
THE PROPELLER STORY.
COME ON, CATHERINE.
TELL US YOUR TALE.
BRIEFLY, THOUGH.
IN A NUTSHELL.
WHAT DO YOU WANT,
A SOUND BITE
ABOUT MY LIFE?
IS THE AIDS VIRUS
GETTING STRONGER?
OH, FUCK OFF.
DO YOU HAVE
HOURLY RATES?
YEAH, BUT FOR PHILLIP,
I CHARGE BY THE MINUTE.
OUCH!
COME ON, CATHERINE.
SHARE WITH US.
YEAH, COME ON.
IT'S THE SAME OLD STORY,
REALLY.
YOU KNOW, CHEAP WINE.
EXPENSIVE COCAINE.
A YELLOW '69 CAMARO.
HOMECOMING QUEEN.
HOMECOMING QUEEN.
BROKEN HOMES.
SEXUAL ABUSE.
IT'S THE BRADY BUNCH,
REALLY.
DID YOU EVER DATE
A CIRCUS CLOWN?
UNDERNEATH ALL THAT,
YOU'RE JUST WHITE
TRAILER PARK TRASH.
JENNIFER.
BEATS THOSE BORING
LITTLE INFIDELITIES
AND A BORING MARRIAGE
AND YOUR HOW-TO-WEAR-
YOUR-HAIR LIFESTYLE.
WHO ASKED YOU?
YOU DID.
YOU...
WHORE?
YEAH.
SLUT?
THAT, TOO.
AS IF IT WOULD
MEAN ANYTHING
COMING FROM YOU.
BEATS GETTING MARRIED
FOR A LIVING.
PHILLIP, WHAT IS
THE BIG DEAL?
YOU'RE STILL HERE?
YOU GET TO KEEP YOUR BOAT,
THE MONEY.
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN TAKING
ILLEGAL DRUG MONEY
OUT OF THE COUNTRY
AND ILLEGAL ALIENS
BACK INTO THE COUNTRY?
IT'S NOT DRUG MONEY.
IT'S A RETAINER
THAT I MAY OR
MAY NOT REPORT.
VERY EASILY
EXPLAINED.
TOO MUCH MONEY FOR THAT.
SOMEONE HAD TO DIE
FOR THAT MUCH MONEY.
THAT'S A GREAT LINE.
WHERE'D YOU STEAL
THAT ONE FROM?
THE PROPELLERS, PHILLIP.
THE PROPELLERS
ARE AT THE BOTTOM.
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO IF
YOU FIND THEM?
USE THE WENCH.
BRING THEM UP.
I'D LIKE TO
WATCH THAT.
YOU AND...
TIM.
HEY, DOES HE KNOW
ABOUT THE MONEY?
IF HE DOESN'T,
HE WILL IN 35,
MAYBE 40 SECONDS.
HE'S VOLATILE.
I MEAN, HE'S ON EDGE.
HE HAS THIS PROPENSITY
TOWARDS, UH,
FIRE, BOAT.
WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.
JUST LOOK FOR
A PLUME OF SMOKE.
I CHANGED MY WHOLE LIFE
FOR YOU, GEORGE.
I DON'T GET THIS.
ALL OF A SUDDEN,
YOUR FEELINGS
HAVE JUST CHANGED.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT.
WELL, I THOUGHT WE HAD
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL.
THAT'S SO BAD.
I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE YOU.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU,
GEORGE.
NO, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
YES.
NO.
NO.
TIM.
TIM, THIS IS THE DEAL.
PHILLIP--PHILLIP DROPPED
THE PROPELLERS
DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE.
WE GOT TO GET THE WENCH,
PICK THEM UP,
TRY TO GET THEM BACK ON.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
TIM.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU O.K.?
YOU O.K.?
O.K., BILL,
LEAVE HIM ALONE.
COME ON.
MY--MY GUN.
HE'S GOT MY GUN.
GODDAMN. TIM!
TIM.
TIM, OPEN UP!
TIM, OPEN UP.
OPEN THE DOOR.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
COME ON, TIM. TIM!
OPEN THE DOOR.
TIM, OPEN THE DOOR!
TIM?
PLEASE, TIM.
[CAMILLA]
OPEN THE DOOR.
TIM?
TIM!
[CAMILLA]
TIM?
PLEASE, TIM.
OPEN THE DOOR.
TIM?
DON'T.
PLEASE.
PLEASE.
I HATE HIM.
I HATE HIM.
I HAVE NOTHING.
I HAVE NOTHING.
MIERDA. MIERDA.
I DID THIS FOR GEORGE.
HE ABUSED ME.
NO.
YOU LET HIM.
IT'S ABOUT RESPECT...
SO YOU'VE GOT TO
GET ON WITH IT, O.K.?
YOU GOT TO PULL
YOURSELF TOGETHER.
YOU GOT TO BE A MAN.
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
[LAUGHING]
YOU GOT TO BE A MAN.
IT'S SO WEIRD.
WHAT THE HELL DID I DO?
I LOOK LIKE MY MOTHER.
SHE WOULD HAVE
FREAKED OUT...
IF SHE SAW THE NEW ME.
THE NEW ME.
I LOVED THAT WOMAN.
SHE WAS SUCH A LADY.
EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD.
DID YOU LOVE
YOUR MOTHER, BILL?
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO
THINK ABOUT THAT ONE.
YOUR MOTHER'S
YOUR FIRST LOVE.
IF YOU MISS OUT ON THAT,
YOU MISS OUT ON...
EVERYTHING.
I GUESS YOU FUCKED UP, TOO.
WE HAVE TWO FUCK-UPS HERE.
[MUTTERING]
FUCKING WETBACK.
HIJO DE PUTA!
AAH! OH, FUCK!
GODDAMN BITCH!
MAN, I LOVE YOUR MUSIC.
I KNEW IT.
I FUCKING KNEW IT.
HA HA HA.
HA HA HA.
YOU'RE DISGUSTING.
GIVE ME MY GUN BACK.
WE SURRENDER.
COME ON,
PUT THE GUN DOWN, O.K.?
YOU CAN HAVE
YOUR BOAT BACK.
YOU WIN THE GAME, CAPTAIN.
COME ON, PUT THE GUN DOWN,
WON'T YOU?
COME ON.
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
LET IT GO.
THAT'S RIGHT.
[GUNSHOT]
TIM?
TIM.
TIM!
JESUS.
YOU FUCKING MURDERING PIG!
IT'S MY BOAT.
TIM, LET'S GET SOME AIR.
LET'S GO OUTSIDE.
IT'LL BE O.K.
IT'S MY BOAT.
COME ON. COME ON.
COME ON. COME ON,
STAY WITH ME, TIM.
STAY WITH ME, TIM.
STAY WITH ME.
IT'S MY BOAT,
AND, UH...
COME ON, TIM.
STAY WITH ME, MAN.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
WELL...
PROBABLY WOULD HAVE DIED
OF AIDS, ANYWAY.
RIGHT?
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
IT'S NOT WHERE
YOU'RE FROM.
IT'S--IT'S MORE
WHERE YOU'RE AT.
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
HMM?
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
DONDE QUIERAS.
WELL, LET'S START
WITHOUT HER,
SHALL WE?
WINE, JENNIFER?
LET ME GO UPSTAIRS
AND SEE--
I DON'T WANT TO
SEE HER LIKE THAT.
I JUST DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO ANYMORE.
SHE USED TO SPOIL
EVERY GODDAMN
WEEKEND FOR ME.
I DON'T CARE
DURING THE WEEK--
MY MIND'S OCCUPIED--
BUT EVERY WEEKEND...
WE CAN'T
HAVE PEOPLE OVER--
SHE DRINKS.
IT'S THE PRESSURE.
SHE CAN'T HANDLE
THE PRESSURE.
THE PRESSURE.
MOM?
HEY, MOM...
WE'RE ALL DOWNSTAIRS
WAITING FOR YOU.
JUST A MINUTE, HONEY.
O.K.
GLOVES, MADAME?
WHERE ARE YOURS?
WILL YOU PLEASE PASS
THE PEPPER, JENN?
THANK YOU.
WHAT?
PATHETIC.
DAD, COME ON.
I CAN'T LOOK AT HER
WHEN SHE'S LIKE THAT.
PLEASE?
FINE.
GOOD JOB.
IT'S O.K.
HELP ME.
I WILL, MOM.
TAKE ME AWAY
FROM HERE.
CAN YOU TAKE ME
OUT OF HERE?
O.K., MOM.
I'M GOING TO SEE
HOW SHE'S DOING.
WAIT TILL
SHE'S SOBER.
THERE'S NO TALKING
TO HER OTHERWISE.
OH, YEAH, O.K.
WHATEVER YOU SAY...
DAD.
I GIVE UP.
MOM...
MOM, COME ON,
YOU IN THERE?
HEY, MOM, IT'S ME.
OPEN UP.
MOM, DON'T WORRY ABOUT
THE SOUP BOWL, O.K.?
DAD WON'T CHARGE YOU.
COME ON, MOM, LET'S TALK.
LOOK, DON'T LET HIM
DO THIS TO YOU.
YOU JUST--
YOU HAVE US ALL WORRIED.
Shit.
[GUNSHOT]
MOM...
OH, GOOD. HE'S HERE.
THAT'S HIS NEW BENZ
RIGHT THERE.
[CAR ALARM SQUEALS]
SHIT.
CHRIST.
[CHIRP]
WHO'S TRYING
TO KNOCK MY CAR
IN THE HARBOR?
HEY, CAP.
UH, FAULTY BRAKES.
HE DIDN'T MEAN IT.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT,
REALLY.
LOOK, I'LL PAY
FOR ALL DAMAGES,
YOU KNOW.
NO SWEAT.
HEY, YOU SHOULD TRY HER.
IT'S LIKE RIDING A CLOUD.
WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?
OH, MY.
OOPS.
OH, WELL.
IT'S LIKE A SCAR, YOU KNOW.
ADDS CHARACTER.
UH-HUH.
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE COMING ALONG.
I THOUGHT
I'D GET OUT
FOR THE WEEKEND.
GOOD.
THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM
FOR EVERYBODY.
GREAT.
SO, UH, H-HOW YOU
HOLDING UP?
PRETTY GOOD.
HOW'S THE OLD MAN
TAKING IT?
YOU KNOW,
HE DOESN'T SAY.
HMM.
SHE'S VERY PROMISING.
SO WHAT DO YOU
THINK, BIG GUY?
WELL, SHE'S REAL BIG
AND REAL WHITE.
BEAUTY, AIN'T SHE?
IS THAT AWACS STUFF,
OR PATRIOT MISSILES
OR SOMETHING?
SCUDS. YOU NEVER KNOW
WHAT YOU'LL RUN INTO.
THIS IS
CATHERINE DRIFTWOOD.
THIS IS MY KID SISTER
JENNIFER AND HER
HUSBAND BILL.
HI. PHILLIP'S
TOLD ME A LOT
ABOUT YOU.
REALLY? WE JUST MET.
ARE YOU THAT EXCITED,
PHILLIP?
SHOULDN'T I BE?
SURE.
JUST MET. OH.
UM, I KNOW IT'S--
IT'S A REAL PLEASURE.
DRIFTWOOD. THAT'S
AN UNUSUAL NAME.
IT'S INDIAN.
DOC, GIVE ME A HAND.
SURE THING, CHIEF.
EXCUSE ME.
SORRY.
I CANNOT BELIEVE
YOU JUST CUT ME OFF
LIKE THAT.
WERE YOU
IN THE MIDDLE
OF A CONVERSATION?
ARE YOU GOING TO BE
A DICK ALL WEEKEND?
I'M SORRY.
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
YOU.
HEY, HEY, THE BOOTS.
THE BOOTS.
YOU'RE GOING TO
SCUFF THE DECK.
JEEZ. CAPTAIN BLY
ALREADY, HUH?
WELL, YOU KNOW.
HEY, COME ON.
YOU WANT
THE TOPSIDERS?
NO, MAN. I'LL JUST
TAKE THESE OFF.
GANG, MEET ALEX,
THE FUTURE OF
ROCK 'N' ROLL.
HE'S GOT
A BIG PUBLISHING
DEAL AT POLYGRAM.
GONNA BE A MONSTER.
THE BLACK
MICHAEL JACKSON.
CUTE.
HEY, YOU KNOW
C-CATHERINE...
AND MY SISTER
JENNIFER--WELL,
YOU'VE MET.
YEAH. HI. HI.
GOOD TO
SEE YOU, ALEX.
I'LL TAKE THAT.
AND, UH,
HER HUSBAND BILL.
HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
GOOD.
ALL RIGHT.
GREAT.
OH, PHIL, THEY
DIDN'T HAVE THE BRIE
WITH THE HERBS,
SO I SNAGGED SOME
SPICED GOUDA INSTEAD.
ONION?
YEAH, AND SOME
CORN DINGLES.
I swear I didn't know
he was coming.
SHIP SAILS
WITH THE TIDE.
BUZZARDS.
VULTURES.
[ENGINE STARTS]
CARIBBEAN
IS JUST LIKE
THE OLD WEST, HUH?
WILD AND WIDE OPEN.
YOU GOT IT.
NO LAW
WEST OF THE PECOS.
NO GOD EAST
OF MIAMI.
IT'S CARIBBEAN,
BY THE WAY.
NO, NO.
IT'S PIRATES
OF THE CARIBBEAN.
WHATEVER.
SEE THE DARK BLUE?
THE GULF STREAM.
LIKE A RIVER FLOWING
THROUGH THE OCEAN.
SEE HOW WARM IT GETS
WHEN WE HIT IT.
GET ON THE DIVING
PLATFORM.
HANG ON.
I'LL CUT HER BACK.
USE THE LADDER.
YEP.
IT'S HOTTER THAN HELL.
WE'RE NOW OFFICIALLY
IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE.
SCARED YET?
NOTHING TO FEAR
BUT FEAR ITSELF, BABY.
THAT'S CATCHY.
FROM THE NEW BOOK?
YOU GOT IT.
ALL RIGHT,
WE'RE MOVING OUT.
WATCH YOUR STEP, DOC.
"A SMALL DUCT
IN THE FETAL HEART
"BETWEEN THE PULMONARY
ARTERY AND THE AORTA.
"DUCT CLOSES AFTER BIRTH.
IF NOT, CONDITION IS CALLED
PATENT DUCTUS ARTERIOSUS."
CHECK IT OUT.
GOOD ONE.
"BACTERIAL ENDOCARDITIS..."
HI.
HI.
YOU TWO DOING SOME
SAILOR-TYPE BONDING?
OH, YEAH.
WE'RE GETTING ALL
TIGHT AND NAUTICAL.
PROBABLY GO GET
MATCHING TATTOOS
WHEN WE'RE BACK IN PORT.
KEEP IT IN
YOUR PANTS, PHIL.
HOW LONG
YOU BEEN MARRIED?
ALMOST FIVE YEARS.
THAT'S A LONG TIME.
CAN BE.
♪ SHE'S DADDY'S GIRL
♪ BUT SHE'S MY BABY
♪ SHE'S IN HIS WORLD
♪ BUT SOON MINE, MAYBE
♪ OH, YEAH
♪ ALL RIGHT
♪ TAKE IT EASY, BABY
♪ MAKE IT LAST ALL NIGHT
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
OH, WELL, I THINK
IT'S KIND OF--
OH.
NO, IT'S SORT OF--
O.K. NO.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
WELL, I DIDN'T SAY--
IT'S A SILLY,
STUPID ROCK SONG.
YES, IT IS. O.K.
SHOP IT AROUND,
METAL BANDS...
THEY LIKE IT.
IT PAYS THE BILLS.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR NAME
BEING ON STUFF
LIKE THAT,
YOUR ARTISTIC
INTEGRITY,
YOUR CAREER
AS A RESPECTED
SINGER-SONGWRITER?
IF IT'S A TOTAL
PIECE OF SHIT,
THEN I USE
MY PSEUDONYM--
STEVEN ZERO.
BUT IT'S--YOU KNOW,
MY ALBUM STUFF,
IT'S MUCH MORE
GLOBAL IN SCOPE.
IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW,
I SING ABOUT INCEST
AND ANIMAL RIGHTS...
DEFORESTATION.
HOW'S BILL DOING?
UM...
BETTER.
I DIDN'T KNOW
HE WAS COMING.
I DIDN'T EITHER.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE
A GOOD SINGER
TO MAKE THE BIG TIME,
RIGHT, ALEX?
I MEAN, NOT THAT YOU'RE NOT.
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
YOU JUST
GOT TO BE HONEST
BECAUSE
PEOPLE CAN TELL
WHEN YOU'RE NOT.
AH, HEAR THAT BILL?
NO.
WHAT, AM I MISSING
SOMETHING AGAIN?
JUST SAYING
YOU GOT TO BE
HONEST IN YOUR ART.
I KNOW
YOU'RE THE SAME
IF YOU WRITE FROM THE GUT
BUT MISSPELL STUFF.
WHO GIVES A FUCK?
YOU JUST GOT TO
HIT THAT CHORD
IN PEOPLE.
THAT'S
THE KICKER, MAN.
YEAH.
I HEAR YOU...MAN.
HEY, ALEX,
COME ON UP.
KEEP ME COMPANY, MAN.
YEAH. I'LL
DRIVE THE BUS.
WE'RE NOT CROSSING
THE EQUATOR, ARE WE?
EQUATOR? WHY?
I HEARD ABOUT THESE
SAILORS' HOMO-EROTIC
INITIATION RITES,
AND I JUST--EEE.
FOCUS ON THE HORIZON.
RELAX, BITE
YOUR LIFE JACKET.
IT'LL BE OVER
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.
HAVE YOU
DONE TIME, PHIL?
NOT YET.
O.K., KIDS,
NEXT STOP BIMINI,
THEN A LITTLE SHOPPING
IN NASSAU,
AND WE'LL BE HOME
FOR DINNER.
WHY DOESN'T HE JUST
JUMP HER ASS ALREADY
AND GET IT OVER WITH?
OH, EXCUSE ME, CAP.
I WAS JUST GETTING
TURNED ON THERE
FOR A MINUTE.
THAT'S WHY HE'S
DOING IT, BILL--
FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT.
GLAD TO BE
OF SERVICE, GUY.
CATHERINE?
CATHERINE? SORRY.
PHIL, SORRY.
CATHERINE, EXCUSE ME,
BUT IN YOUR
PROFESSIONAL OPINION,
IS THE AIDS VIRUS
GETTING STRONGER?
VIRUSES DO TEND
TO GET STRONGER
WITH TIME, BILL.
I WAS JUST READING HERE
THAT IT MAY BECOME
SALIVA-BORNE SOON.
WILLIAM, PLEASE.
PLEASE.
EVERYBODY KNOWS IT'S
TRANSMITTED BY BLOOD.
WE'RE JUST REFERRING
TO THE POTENTIAL
OF THE VIRUS.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT,
RIGHT, DOC?
MM-HMM.
YOU KNOW,
SCIENTIFICALLY SPEAKING,
UH, SWAPPING SPIT,
SUCKING FACE,
YOU KNOW,
FRENCH KISSING,
SALIVA TRANSFERENCE.
I WAS JUST CURIOUS.
OH.
HEY, WHAT ABOUT
IT BECOMING
AIR-BORNE,
LIKE T.B.?
YEAH.
WHAT--WHAT IS
THE QUESTION?
I'M JUST--
I'M SPECULATING
ON A HYPOTHESIS.
I MEAN, UH,
THE POSSIBILITIES
ARE INFINITE.
EVENTUALLY
IT COULD BECOME
SATELLITE-BORNE,
THEN THE WHOLE WORLD
WOULD BE TOAST.
PICK UP
YOUR CAR PHONE,
IT'S HELLO DOOMSDAY.
ARE WE
ON COURSE, EVEN?
NORTH--WEST--
EAST!
YOU WANT TO KNOW
ABOUT DOOMSDAY?
NO, NO, NO, NO.
YEAH?
IN THE YEAR 2126
THE SWIFT-TUTTLE COMET
WILL COME HURTLING DOWN,
HIT EARTH, KNOCK US
OUT OF OUR ECOSPHERE,
THEN WE'RE ALL
GOING TO FREEZE
OUR COLLECTIVE
ASSES OFF AND DIE.
THAT'S BULLSHIT.
WE'LL SHOOT THAT THING
OUT OF THE SKY.
A COMET 6 MILES WIDE
TRAVELING ROUGHLY
1 MILLION MILES
AN HOUR?
HOW WE GOING
TO DO THAT?
STAR WARS.
NEW TECHNOLOGY.
AMERICAN KNOW-HOW.
WAIT, WAIT.
A ROCK THE SIZE
OF MIAMI?
LET'S LOCALIZE THIS
A LITTLE BIT FURTHER.
WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH THESE BARRACUDAS
JUMPING OUT OF THE WATER
AND BITING THROUGH
PEOPLE'S ARMS?
I SAW THAT.
THE TOXINS
IN THE WATER
ARE SHORT-CIRCUITING
THEIR BRAINS,
TURNING THEM INTO
CRUISE MISSILES.
WHAT?
IT'S TRUE.
I SAW IT
ON THE NEWS.
O.K. YOU WIN.
YOU WIN.
EVERYBODY HAPPY NOW?
BOAT DRINKS.
SO...
HOW IS THE NEW BOOK
COMING ALONG?
SPLENDID.
SPLENDID.
JUST WORKING
ON THE ENDING.
SHOULD YOU START
WITHOUT HAVING AN ENDING?
SEE? I KEEP
TELLING HIM THAT.
A BASIC RULE
OF GOOD WRITING.
THAT SO?
SHE'S GOT
A POINT THERE.
I GUESS THE COMMON
CONSENSUS IS THAT
I'M FUCKING UP.
IT'S PROBABLY MORE FUN
IF YOU DON'T KNOW
THE ENDING.
TOUCHé.
HEY, ALL I'M SAYING IS--
BY THE WAY, IT'S A PLEASURE
HAVING YOU ALONG FOR THE
INTELLECTUAL STIMULATION--
HOWEVER, DOES SNOBBERY SELL?
DON'T THINK SO.
WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT?
PERHAPS WE CAN
HELP YOU COME UP
WITH SOMETHING HERE.
A CLIMAX.
ALEX.
YOU KNOW, I MEAN...
BOTTOM LINE, ALL THE GREAT
WRITERS ARE DRUNKS, RIGHT?
THAT'S NOT WHAT
MADE THEM GREAT.
BUT IT HELPED THEM
GET THROUGH THE BULLSHIT
PROBABLY, RIGHT?
IS THAT WHY
YOU HAVE THIS BOAT?
NO. STEINBECK,
HEMINGWAY--
HE HAD A BOAT--
FAULKNER, UM...
LOUIS L'AMOUR,
PERHAPS EVEN YOU.
ALL MAJOR JUICEHEADS.
SO--SO WHAT'S
YOUR STORY ABOUT?
I MEAN...
BRIEFLY.
THERE'S A BOAT ON FIRE.
I LIKE THAT.
A BOAT THING.
I MEAN THERE'S
A BOAT ON FIRE.
THEN WHAT?
THERE'S--NO, NO.
THERE'S A BOAT...
THERE'S A FUCKING
BOAT ON FIRE
RIGHT OVER HERE!
COME HERE. LOOK.
SEE?
WHERE?
LOOK TO THE LEFT.
I GOT IT.
I GOT IT.
I GOT IT.
COULD BE HAITIANS.
THERE'S YOUR AIDS,
MY FRIEND.
SHIT.
I'LL CALL
THE COAST GUARD.
NAH. THEY PROBABLY
GOT A RAFT
OR SOMETHING.
ARE YOU JOKING?
HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
IT'S A COMMON OCCURRENCE.
PHILLIP,
THEY'LL DROWN.
IT'S THE RULES
OF THE SEA.
YEAH, PHILLIP.
BE NICE. COME ON.
ALL RIGHT, GANG.
WE'LL SWING BY.
MAKE SURE
THEY'RE FINE.
NO BIGGIE.
HEY, PHILLIP,
HOW DO YOU USE
THIS THING?
LET ME CALL.
I KNOW OUR LOCATION.
WOULD YOU GET MY GUN?
ALEX, MOVE OVER.
WAIT. WHY GET A GUN?
YOU NEVER KNOW.
IT'S IN THE CABINET
ABOVE THE SINK
ON THE LEFT.
JESUS CHRIST.
AH, FORGET IT.
FORGET IT, BILL.
FORGET THE GUN, BILL.
DON'T LOOK LIKE MUCH.
O.K.
COUPLE OF CHICKS,
I THINK.
THEY'RE WHITE.
WHO'S THE NUDE
STUDY OF?
THAT'S MY EX-WIFE
LUCILLE.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
SORRY?
FUCK HER.
PAID THAT FROG
ENOUGH TO PAINT
THE FUCKING THING.
HEY, ALEX--OH.
THROW THEM A LINE
WHEN WE COME AROUND.
PORT SIDE.
STERN.
BACK.
DON'T LET THEM
ON THE BOAT YET.
WATCH THE--
WATCH THE PROPELLERS.
COME ON,
PHILLIP.
ONE OF YOU STEP OUT ON
THE PLATFORM, WILL YOU?
ONE AT A TIME
ON THE LADDER.
PHIL, I'VE GOT IT.
YOU O.K.?
HMM.
YOU NEVER KNOW
WHAT THE SEA
WILL COUGH UP.
HERE.
THANK YOU.
O.K., UM, UH, ALEX,
UH, I THINK--
YES?
O.K.
O.K. I GOT IT.
ALL RIGHT?
ALL RIGHT.
H-HERE. SIT--
SIT DOWN.
PISO MOHADO,
UH, WET FLOOR,
WET FLOOR.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
COULD YOU STEP
ON THIS, PLEASE?
YOU MIND TAKING
YOUR SHOES OFF...
PLEASE?
BLACK SOLES,
YOU KNOW,
WHITE FLOOR.
SURE, SURE.
DAMN.
IT'S A FREAK
ACCIDENT.
LOOK, EVERYTHING'S
GOING TO BE O.K.
WE CALLED
THE COAST GUARD.
THEY'LL BE
HERE SOON.
IT'S A RENTAL
ANYWAY.
WE DON'T HAVE TO
WAIT FOR THOSE GUYS,
DO WE?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU WANT TO GET
TO THE MAINLAND?
NO. ACTUALLY,
WE'D LIKE TO, UH,
COME ALONG WITH YOU.
WELL, ACTUALLY
WE'RE GOING
TO THE ABACOS.
WHAT?
YOU SAID WE'RE
GOING TO NASSAU.
HEY, EITHER WAY.
THAT'D BE FANTASTIC,
RIGHT, CAMILLA?
TAKE US WITH YOU, PLEASE.
WHAT--I DON'T--
WHAT--WHY--
HEY, THE MORE,
THE MERRIER, RIGHT?
WH-WHAT'S
THE PROBLEM
WITH, UH,
C-C-CALLING
THE COAST GUARD?
WELL, WE CAN'T GO IN
BECAUSE MY FRIEND HERE
IS TEMPORARILY LACKING
IMMIGRATION PAPERS.
OH, OF COURSE.
OH, WHERE ARE
MY MANNERS?
YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN
SO GRACIOUS
THUS FAR.
THIS IS
THE BEAUTIFUL
CAMILLA MARQUEZ.
I'M HER TOUR GUIDE
TO THE LAND OF MILK
AND HONEY.
TIMOTHY GRANT,
ESQUIRE.
HI, I'M CATHERINE.
CATHERINE,
NICE TO MEET YOU.
HI. BILL PIERCE.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
AND THIS IS
MY WIFE JENNIFER,
HER BROTHER PHIL,
WHO'S THE SKIPPER,
AND, UH,
HIS BUDDY HERE AXEL.
ALEX. IT'S ALEX.
ALEX.
SO MAYBE
WE SHOULD GET GOING
BEFORE THE MAN
SHOWS UP.
I'LL ARRANGE
OUR BACKUP PLANS
WITH MY PEOPLE
IN MIAMI.
LOOK, I'M ALL FOR
RELAXED IMMIGRATION
LAWS, REALLY.
MY FAMILY CAME OVER
NOT THAT LONG AGO.
I GOT A LAW PRACTICE
TO THINK ABOUT.
I CAN'T BE INVOLVED
IN SMUGGLING PEOPLE
INTO THE COUNTRY.
THAT'S A FEDERAL LAW
YOU'RE TAMPERING WITH.
I UNDERSTAND.
I REALLY DO.
WHAT ABOUT ALL
YOUR DRUGLORD CLIENTS?
WHAT?
I MEAN, COME ON, MAN.
YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT MY CLIENTS?
YES.
THESE PEOPLE,
THERE'S NO DRUGS...
UH, DRUGS.
THESE PEOPLE
PAY ME, WILLIAM.
SMUGGLERS,
I DON'T CARE. WHATEVER.
I'M SURE THEY'VE BROKEN
A FEW FEDERAL LAWS.
CAN WE PLEASE DISCUSS
MY LEGAL ETHICS
ANOTHER TIME?
THIS IS GOING
A LITTLE BIT
TOO FAR.
I CANNOT BE INVOLVED
IN THIS.
THIS IS GOING
TO FAR.
I'M NOT SMUGGLING.
I'M HELPING
A FRIEND OUT,
AND YOU'RE
NOT INVOLVED.
MY BOAT'S INVOLVED,
I'M INVOLVED.
THEY STOP US,
AND THEY SEIZE MY BOAT.
IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL BOAT.
THANKS.
I LIKE IT A LOT.
LET'S JUST GO AHEAD
AND THINK THIS THROUGH
FOR EVERYBODY.
WHAT? NO.
IT'S MY BOAT.
IT'S MY FUCKING BOAT!
WOULD YOU BUTT OUT,
JENNIFER?
JUST FUCKING MIND
YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
IT'S MY FUCKING BOAT!
AND I SAY NO!
THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH!
WHO THE FUCK
ARE YOU PEOPLE?
THIS IS MY FUCKING BOAT!
NOW I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT I CAN DO.
YOU CAN HAVE MY RAFT.
YOU CAN DO
THE WETBACK THING.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
FIND ANOTHER BOAT.
A 12-FOOT ZODIAC?
OH, IT'S A VERY
GENEROUS OFFER,
BUT WHAT'S IN IT
FOR YOU, PHIL?
I DOUBT VERY HIGHLY
THAT WE COULD
GET BACK ALIVE
IN A 12-FOOT ZODIAC,
DON'T YOU THINK?
I COULD.
POR FAVOR.
WOULD YOU HELP US,
PLEASE?
IF I'M SENT BACK
TO MY COUNTRY,
THEY PUT ME
IN PRISON...
FOREVER.
THROWS ME
OVERBOARD, HUH...
BEFORE THAT.
THE WORLD'S SMALLEST VIOLIN,
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
DEFINITELY HASN'T HEARD
ABOUT THE BARRACUDAS.
COME ON. WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO,
THROW THEM OVERBOARD?
HEY, AXEL--
ALEX. ALEX.
WE'LL WORK IT OUT.
ALEX, WOULD YOU TAKE
THE WHEEL, PLEASE?
SAME HEADING,
AND I WILL GO DOWN,
AND I'M GOING TO GET
THE CHARTS.
THE CHARTS?
OH, YOU JERK!
EXCUSE ME, PHIL.
EXCUSE ME.
OH, JESUS.
HEY! HEY.
STEP AWAY FROM THERE.
COME ON UP.
YEAH, YOU, TOO,
SWEETHEART. COME ON.
YOU KNOW I TRIED
TO AVOID THIS.
YOU KNOW I DID.
COME ON.
COME ON UP.
THAT'S RIGHT.
THIS IS PIRACY,
YOU KNOW THAT?
THAT'S A 10-YEAR
PRISON SENTENCE, MINIMUM.
YEAH, THIS IS MORE
OF A DETOUR ACTUALLY.
YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD
ALWAYS BE FLEXIBLE
IN YOUR VACATION PLANS,
ANYWAY.
WHY DON'T WE ALL
SIT DOWN, HUH?
CAMILLA,
I HAVE THE STRANGE FEELING
THERE'S A GUN ONBOARD.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
STAND UP.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
COME THIS WAY, PLEASE.
WATCH THOSE HANDS.
EASY.
EASY.
DON'T WORRY, JENN.
WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
JENN?
THAT'S A DOLLAR
A MINUTE, YOU KNOW.
I'LL TRY
TO BE QUICK.
HI, GEORGE.
YOU THERE?
HI, TIM.
HI. YOU'RE
GOING TO LOVE THIS.
THE BOAT SUNK
50 MILES OFFSHORE.
YOU'RE KIDDING.
YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO ASK
IF I'M O.K.?
YOU SOUND O.K.
ARE YOU O.K.?
I AM O.K.
WHERE ARE YOU NOW?
UM, WELL,
I'M ON A BOAT
THAT PICKED US UP,
AND...I'LL TELL YOU
ALL ABOUT IT LATER.
WE'RE
GOING TO BIMINI.
LET ME SEE WHAT
I CAN PULL TOGETHER.
O.K., YOU KNOW
I CAN'T WAIT
TO SEE
YOUR PRETTY EYES,
KISS THEM.
I GOT SOME PEOPLE
OVER RIGHT NOW.
CALL ME LATER.
O.K.
BYE, GEORGE.
SO, BIMINI?
[HELICOPTER]
OH, MAN.
O.K., NOBODY TRY
AND FUCKING
CUTE STUFF.
I STILL GOT
THE GUN.
YOU GOING TO PUT
THAT FUCKING THING AWAY?
ARE THEY HERE
FOR US, TIM?
NO, THEY'RE, UH...
I'M SURE THEY'RE
JUST HERE FOR COCAINE,
YOU KNOW, COCAINE.
JESUS CHRIST.
JESUS CHRIST!
LARGE QUANTITIES, ALEX.
WHY DIDN'T...
YOU'RE GETTING
ON MY NERVE, MAN.
AHOY,RETAINER.
SLOW DOWN.
EVERYBODY ON DECK.
MOVE TOWARDS THE STERN.
PLAIN VIEW.
RETAINERHERE.
CHOPPER, GO AHEAD.
STAND READY TO BE BOARDED
BY THE BAHAMIAN
DEFENSE FORCE.
STAY UNDERNEATH THE FORCE.
IF I YELL FOR HELP NOW,
THEY'LL SHOOT THAT GUY
BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING.
YOU'RE GOING TO
GET US ALL SHOT.
THEY'RE GOING TO BOARD US.
ALEX, YOU WANT TO THROW
THEM A LINE FOR ME?
MM-HMM.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
MOVE AROUND THERE.
ROUTINE SEARCH.
WHOSE BOAT IS THIS?
MINE.
UH, ALEX.
YEAH.
TAKE THE HELM,
PLEASE.
FEEL FREE
TO LOOK AROUND, SIR.
YOU KNOW,
WE REALLY DON'T NEED
NO INVITATION.
YOU'RE IN BAHAMIAN
WATERS NOW.
OF COURSE.
I WANT TO GO
BELOW, CHECK
THE COMPARTMENTS.
YEAH. SURE.
EVERYBODY, STAY...
ON THE DECK.
ARE YOU IN LOVE?
YOU CRAZY?
I WANT TO CHECK THE ENGINE.
RAISE THE HATCH.
RIGHT. RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, STAND CLEAR.
AHEM.
SHE'LL DO 50 KNOTS
EASY, YOU KNOW, SIR.
ALL RIGHT.
ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND.
GREAT.
I'M OFF YOUR BOAT.
LOOK WHAT I FIND HERE.
AIN'T THAT
SOME SHIT.
SO WHERE DID THIS
COME FROM?
WELL, YOU KNOW,
I LOST THAT
LAST WEEKEND.
COULDN'T PAY
THE GODDAMN CATERER.
THIS AIN'T LOOK LIKE
NO GALLEY TO ME.
GRANTED. GRANTED.
I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT HAPPENED.
SEE, HE BLEW A FUSE
WITH HIS FANCY
CAPPUCCINO MACHINE.
I HAD
TO HURRY BACK HERE
AND CHANGE IT.
GUESS IT JUST BLEW
OUT OF MY POCKET.
MOST FUSE BOXES BE
IN THE CABIN, YOU KNOW.
BUT ON THE MAGNUM,
FOR SOME DAMN REASON,
THEY'RE BACK HERE.
SHOW ME.
RIGHT THERE.
O.K.?
HERE, LET ME
GIVE YOU A HAND.
MONEY COMES SO EASY
TO YOU AMERICANS, EH?
LAND OF OPPORTUNITY.
CAN'T HELP IT
IF I'M LUCKY.
LUCKY, EH?
OOH, LORD.
YOU PUT 'EM
IN A UNIFORM...
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
THEY GOT YOU SWEATING,
THOUGH, HUH, GUY?
IT'S HOT.
WHERE'S THE GUN?
YOU TOLD ME
TO FORGET ABOUT IT.
THANK YOU
FOR BEING SUCH
A GRACIOUS HOST.
SURE THING.
LET'S MOVE UP ON
THE BOW, SHALL WE?
PLEASE.
[PAGER BEEPING]
COME ON.
LOOK, I REALLY HAVE TO
ANSWER THIS PAGE, O.K.?
WELL, EXCUSE ME,
HONEY,
BUT YOU'RE
GOING TO BE
INCOMMUNICADO
FOR A LITTLE
WHILE LONGER,
I BELIEVE.
DO YOU WANT TO GIVE ME
JUST A BALLPARK ESTIMATE
ON HOW LONG THIS IS
GOING TO TAKE?
IF IT TAKES LONGER
THAN THE WEEKEND--
I'LL COVER YOU
FOR THE WEEKEND.
PHILLIP, I'M TALKING
ABOUT MY EXAMS ON MONDAY.
OH, WELL.
WELL, WHAT WERE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, PHIL?
NOTHING.
NOTHING.
TIM?
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
CAN WE PLEASE
MOVE UP ON THE BOW,
PLEASE?
COULD I AT LEAST HAVE
MY BOOKS, PLEASE?
JUST MY BOOKS.
JUST MY BOOKS.
COULD YOU PLEASE
WATCH YOUR ATTITUDE?
LET HER HAVE
HER FUCKING BOOKS.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
LET HER HAVE
HER FUCKING BOOKS.
THANK YOU.
WAIT. WAIT.
UM...I WAS
JUST WONDERING,
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
SHOW ME
JUST
A QUICK RUNDOWN
ON THE CONTROLS
TO REFRESH
MY MEMORY.
YOU'RE NOT DRIVING
MY FUCKING BOAT.
DON'T WORRY, PHIL.
MY MOM USED TO HAVE
A LOT
OF SAILOR FRIENDS.
I'LL BET SHE DID.
O.K., LESSON NUMBER ONE.
COME ON.
[VOICE ON RECORDER]
DOES THE BUS COME THIS WAY?
DOES THE BUS
COME THIS WAY?
YOU CAN'T COME IN
FROM THE NORTH.
WHY IS THAT?
THIS IS A REEF.
IT'S 4 FEET DEEP.
I'M NOT GOING TO
HIT THE REEF.
YOU GOT ONE OF THESE...
WHAT'S THAT CALLED?
DEPTH FINDER.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
GET AWAY WITH THIS.
YOU KNOW THAT,
RIGHT?
IT'S A FUCKING
JOKE. IT'S INSANE.
I HAD THOUGHT
WE HAD GOTTEN PAST THIS,
WE HAD MADE SOME KIND
OF BREAKTHROUGH.
JUST RELAX.
THIS WILL ALL BE OVER SOON.
PUT ON SOME SUNSCREEN,
PREFERABLY AN SPF
OF OVER 40.
LOOK, MAN,
NOW I'LL HELP YOU--
ARE YOU IN LOVE?
BAIN de SOLEIL'S
A REALLY GOOD BRAND.
IT'S A BIT PRICEY,
I KNOW,
BUT YOU GET
WHAT YOU PAY FOR
IN THIS WORLD.
I LOOKING FOR
THE AFFORDABLE HOTEL
IN THIS AREA.
AFFORDABLE?
AFFORDABLE?
GET UP THERE.
[ALEX PLAYS GUITAR]
NOW.
NOW.
WOULD YOU
JUST PLEASE...
I KNOW. I CAN HANDLE THIS.
I CAN HANDLE THIS.
O.K.
CAMILLA, HEY.
PUT ON SOME MUSIC.
QUé?
MUSIC.
PUT ON SOME MUSIC.
ENTERTAINMENT.
HE'S A FUCKING NUT.
WHERE DOES HE
WANT TO GO?
TO THE NEAREST
FUCKING REEF.
RELAX, PHILLIP.
HE'S INNOCUOUS.
[MAMBO MUSIC PLAYING]
HE'S MORE AMUSING
THAN HE IS THREATENING.
WHY DON'T YOU
SUCK HIS DICK?
HEY, GUYS. LISTEN UP.
THIS IS
MY FAVORITE SONG.
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
[RING]
[RING]
DAMN IT, GEORGE.
WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO?
WOULD YOU GET OFF
THE PHONE ALREADY?
WHAT ARE YOU, IN HEAT?
YEAH, I AM,
AS A MATTER OF FACT.
GUESS IT'S YOUR BIG
CHANCE NOW, HUH, PHIL?
YOU BETTER MAKE YOUR MOVE.
THINK I'LL PASS.
DAMN. I HATE REJECTION.
FUCKING FAGGOTS...
TAKING OVER
THE FUCKING WORLD.
SO WHAT
IF HIS BUTT BUDDY
DOESN'T SHOW UP?
THEN WHAT?
IF I MISS MY EXAMS
ON MONDAY, PHILLIP...
OH, JESUS.
I BELIEVE YOU SUGGESTED
I PICK THE COCKSUCKER UP!
"RULES OF THE SEA."
IT'S PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS
WHAT HE'S GOING TO DO.
HE'S GOING TO SET US ADRIFT
IN YOUR LITTLE DINGY,
AND HE'S GOING TO TAKE
YOUR BIG WHITE BOAT.
FUCK YOU.
YOU GUYS ARE MAKING THINGS
FAR MORE TENSE
THAN HE IS.
YOU DON'T GET OUT MUCH,
DO YOU, WILLIAM?
I GOT A THIGH MASTER
AT HOME.
[WHINING]
BABY DINOSAUR
HATCHING.
HI.
YOU WANT TO GO
TO BIMINI OR WHAT?
WILL YOU PLEASE
STOP WHINING, PHILLIP?
I'M SUPPOSED TO JUST
LET THIS FAGGOT TAKE
MY FUCKING BOAT
AND SMILE ABOUT IT?
DID I JUST HEAR YOU
CALL ME A FAGGOT?
I DON'T REMEMBER.
DID I JUST CALL HIM
A FAGGOT?
ACTUALLY, I'M NOT A FAGGOT.
TECHNICALLY, I'M REALLY
A HETEROSEXUAL.
YES, I AM.
I'M A HETEROSEXUAL
TRANSSEXUAL.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL TITLE,
ISN'T IT?
YOU SUCK COCK.
YES OR NO?
IT'S OBVIOUS
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS.
I WANTED TO BE A WOMAN,
AND GEORGE WANTED ME
TO BE A WOMAN.
HE WOULD HAVE EVEN
PAID FOR IT.
I SAID NO, I WANT
TO DO THIS MYSELF.
I DIDN'T WANT TO BE
A KEPT WOMAN.
THEN HE AGREED.
WE BOTH AGREED ON IT.
THAT'S HOW IT ALWAYS WORKS
IN OUR RELATIONSHIP.
IT'S REALLY
A TRUE PARTNERSHIP.
YOU'RE BOTH FAGGOTS.
HOW THE HELL DO YOU
CLASSIFY YOURSELF, PHILLIP?
I DON'T
CLASSIFY MYSELF.
I'M JUST
A FUCKING ASSHOLE.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?
YOU'RE AN OVERGROWN
HOMOPHOBE.
YOU'RE A FAGGOT.
YOU'RE A FAGGOT.
YOU'RE A FAGGOT.
YOU'RE A FAGGOT.
WHAT'S THE FUCKING
BIG DEAL?
YOU'RE A FAGGOT.
YOU JUST CAN'T TAKE THIS.
THAT'S IT.
YOU JUST CAN'T TAKE THIS.
THIS IS REAL BEAUTY,
YOU KNOW.
I GOT SMOOTH, SILKY SKIN
JUST LIKE CATHERINE DENEUVE.
YEAH, YOU'RE
THE SPITTING IMAGE,
BUDDY.
YOU WISH YOU HAD IT
THIS GOOD.
YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU ARE?
YOU'RE A BAD
TALK SHOW TOPIC.
THAT'S IT.
YOU'RE
A FUCKING FREAK.
[GUNSHOT]
WHOA!
AAH!
PHILLIP, SIT DOWN
AND SHUT UP.
JESUS CHRIST.
♪ SHIP OF CONFUSION
♪ LUNATICS IN DOUBT
♪ WHERE ARE WE GOIN'?
♪ WHAT IS IT ALL ABOUT?
[GIGGLES]
YOU'RE SO EASILY AMUSED.
WELL, AT LEAST
HE'S TRYING...
CRABBY.
FUCKING BULLY-BULLY FOR HIM.
GOD DAMN.
O.K., THAT'S FINE.
EVERYBODY UP ON SHORE.
BILL, COULD YOU
HELP ME OUT HERE, PLEASE?
HEY, YOU KNOW
IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL
ABOUT YOUR WIFE.
YOU KNOW...
COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR
AND MAKE SURE NOBODY
DOES ANYTHING STUPID
WHILE I'M GONE?
YEAH.
THANK YOU.
I'M DEAD.
YOU ARE NOT DEAD, PHILLIP.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I LOSE THAT BOAT,
I AM DEAD.
THAT BASTARD JUST HAD
A GUN ON MY HEAD,
AND ALL YOU CAN THINK
ABOUT IS YOUR FUCKING BOAT?
YOU DON'T KNOW
THE FIRST THING ABOUT IT!
I LOSE THAT BOAT, I'M DEAD.
I TELL YOU,
I'M FUCKING DEAD.
I UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
I'M WITH YOU.
WE CAN GET IT BACK.
I'M GOING TO TAKE
A QUICK SCOUT
AROUND THE ISLAND.
HE SEEMS TO HAVE
TAKEN A SHINE
TO YOU.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST RELAX?
HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
BECAUSE HE IS ANCHORED,
AND HE'S WAITING
FOR HIS FRIEND.
ARE YOU DEAF?
A BOAT OWNER YOU
OBVIOUSLY ARE NOT,
MY FRIEND.
I'M NOT, BUT IT PROBABLY
MAKES YOU FEEL REAL
FUCKING SPECIAL.
YES. YOU KNOW
WHAT IT'S LIKE
LOSING A BOAT,
LOSING A BOAT
LIKE THAT?
NO.
I IMAGINE IT'S
A LOT LIKE, UH...
BEING CHEATED ON.
HEY.
HEY.
YOU GUYS SEE ANYTHING
FROM OUT HERE?
WATER.
SKY.
SO YOU TWO, UM...
YOU KNOW EACH OTHER
FROM THAT LABOR DAY
BARBECUE, DON'T YOU?
YEAH.
AND...AND SOME
DINNER PARTY, RIGHT?
NO, HE HAD THAT...
IT WAS A RATHER LARGE
SOIREE.
OH, I THOUGHT YOU SAID
IT WAS, UM...
SOME SMALL GATHERING.
IT WAS A DINNER PARTY.
YOU WERE INVITED,
BILL.
I WAS WORKING ON
THAT TRADE UNIONIST PIECE
FOR THE NEW REPUBLIC,
THE GREYHOUND STRIKE, RIGHT?
THOSE GUYS GOT
REALLY FUCKED OVER
IN THAT STRIKE.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, UM...
HAVE YOU TWO FUCKED YET?
JESUS CHRIST.
SMART MONEY SAYS
PROBABLY YEAH, BUT...
THAT'S RUDE, MAN.
YOU'RE FUCKING RUDE.
SHE'S MY WIFE.
YOU WANT ME
TO TALK TO HIM?
NO.
YOU SON OF A BITCH.
DON'T YOU
WALK AWAY FROM ME.
YOU BASTARD.
HE'S MY FRIEND.
HE AT LEAST TALKS TO ME.
HE'S AFFECTIONATE TO ME.
A LOT MORE THAN
I CAN SAY ABOUT YOU.
THAT'S RIGHT. WALK AWAY.
DENY IT.
A GODDAMN PIERCE
FUCKING FAMILY TRADEMARK.
LEAVE MY GODDAMN
FAMILY OUT OF THIS.
I FINALLY STRUCK A NERVE.
LEAVE MY FUCKING
FAMILY OUT OF THIS!
HOW CAN I LEAVE
YOUR FAMILY OUT OF THIS?
IT'S ABOUT FAMILY!
I'M YOUR FAMILY!
I'M YOUR FUCKING WIFE!
DO YOU REMEMBER
WHEN I SAID TO YOU
THAT I FELT THAT
YOU DIDN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE?
DO YOU REMEMBER
WHAT YOU SAID TO ME?
DO YOU REMEMBER
WHAT YOU SAID TO ME?
YOU SAID, "WHAT DO YOU
WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT?"
YOU'RE RIGHT.
BILL, LOOK AT ME.
COME ON.
DON'T WALK AWAY. PLEASE.
ANOTHER KODAK MOMENT?
HEY, WHERE'S MY GUN?
WHERE'D YOU PUT
MY FUCKING GUN?
HUH?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
HEY!
HEY!
HEY!
I WANT MY GUITAR BACK.
[RING]
HELLO?
WHO IS THIS?
THIS IS LARRY.
LARRY,
IS GEORGE THERE?
GEORGE IS INDISPOSED
RIGHT NOW.
CAN I DO ANYTHING FOR YOU?
OH, UH, HERE HE IS NOW.
SO WHO'S LARRY?
HE'S JUST A FRIEND.
WELL, DO I KNOW
THIS FRIEND?
UH, I DON'T THINK SO.
I'LL INTRODUCE YOU TWO.
IF YOU TELL ME
NOW, GEORGE--
TELL YOU WHAT?
WHY DON'T YOU
TELL ME
THAT YOU'RE LEAVING
ME OUT HERE HANGING?
I'M SENDING SOMEONE.
RELAX. DON'T GET SO UPSET.
IT'LL JUST EFFECT
YOUR JUDGMENT.
GEORGE,
LISTEN TO ME, O.K.?
UM, I DID
EVERYTHING FOR YOU.
I NEED YOUR HELP.
I NEED IT.
AND I FEEL LIKE--
FEEL WHAT, TIM?
I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.
I FEEL LIKE YOU
DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
CHRIST, TIM.
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.
THE DOCTORS SAID
YOU'D HAVE WILD MOOD SWINGS.
THIS REALLY HURTS.
YOU'RE HURT, GEORGE?
JESUS CHRIST.
GEORGE, THAT
IS REALLY RICH,
YOU KNOW THAT?
JUST FOR
YOUR INFORMATION,
I'M STUCK OUT HERE
15 MILES SOUTHEAST
OF BIMINI.
CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE.
YOU WANT ME TO
CHANGE MY ATTITUDE?
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE
MY ATTITUDE
TO CHANGE TO?
A VERY DIFFERENT ONE.
YEAH,
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
FUCK YOU.
[CLICK]
[DIAL TONE]
HI.
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
IS EVERYTHING
ALL RIGHT.
NO,
EVERYTHING'S FINE.
EVERYTHING'S GOOD.
YEAH, JUST NEED
TO, UH...
NEED TO MAKE
ONE MORE PHONE CALL,
WE'LL BE
ON OUR WAY.
WHAT'S HE DOING?
SHIT.
HI, THIS IS LARRY.
GEORGE AND I CAN'T COME
TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW,
BUT IF YOU
LEAVE A MESSAGE...
GEORGE,
ARE YOU THERE?
WOULD YOU PICK UP
THE PHONE, PLEASE?
PLEASE. GODDAMN,
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
I'M SORRY
I SAID THAT TO YOU.
IT'S JUST THAT YOU
GET ME SO PISSED
SOMETIMES.
JESUS CHRIST,
GEORGE.
I KNOW YOU'RE THERE.
WOULD YOU PICK UP
THE PHONE PLEASE.
I STILL LOVE YOU.
PLEASE DON'T
DO THIS TO ME.
NEED HELP?
MMM.
HOW ARE WE DOING?
EXCUSE ME.
HOW ARE WE DOING?
IT'S NEVER
BEEN BETTER.
COULD YOU POSSIBLY DIVULGE
SOME INFORMATION
AT THIS JUNCTURE?
NO, YOU SEE,
ALL INFORMATION
WILL BE GIVEN
TO YOU
ON A NEED-TO-KNOW
BASIS.
LOOK, TIM.
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST TIE US UP,
PUT US BELOW
WHEN YOU GO INTO PORT.
YOU'LL BE LONG GONE.
THEY WON'T FIND US
FOR HOURS.
OH, TIM.
DO YOU HAVE A GAME PLAN?
GENERAL GAME PLAN?
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
YES. THERE'S
A CHANGE OF PLANS.
GOOD, SINCE I DON'T KNOW
THE FUCKING PLAN.
I'M GOING TO TAKE
YOUR BOAT.
WHAT?
I'M GOING TO TAKE
YOUR BOAT!
I'LL SEND
A CHOPPER OVER
IN THE MORNING.
ARE WE STAYING HERE THEN?
C'EST LA GUERRE.
WHAT?
HE'S SAYING LA FUCK YOU.
THAT LITTLE PRICK.
COULD YOU AT LEAST
LEAVE US SOME WATER
AND FOOD
BEFORE YOU GO?
MAKE SURE TO TELL THEM
TO BRING MY BROWN
LEATHER BACKPACK.
JENNIFER'S BROWN LEATHER
BACKPACK.
AND SOME DRY TOWELS.
TOWELS.
OH, COME ON. PLEASE.
ASK FOR YOUR GUITAR.
HEY, TIM, COULD I PLEASE
HAVE MY GUITAR?
I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF A SONG, MAN.
AND MY AMP, PLEASE.
AND SOME TOILET PAPER.
O.K., TIM, I GUESS, UH...
I'LL SEE YOU
ON THE ISLAND.
CAMILLA.
[COUGHING]
SO WHAT'S THE DEAL?
JUST TRYING
TO KEEP THINGS COOL, O.K.?
YOU DIDN'T HAPPEN
TO SEE THE GUN?
NO.
WHOEVER'S CLOSER,
ALL RIGHT?
HEY, THANKS
FOR BRINGING THE STUFF.
STAY, PLEASE.
CATHERINE.
WAIT. WAIT.
WHOA, CAN I JUST
GET MY GUITAR,
PLEASE?
THANKS.
WAIT. NO, NO.
NO, THAT'S FINE.
COULD YOU
PLEASE--
VERY GOOD. VERY GOOD.
VERY GOOD.
PHILLIP, WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING?
COCKSUCKER!
PHILLIP, YOU'RE GOING TO
FUCKING HURT HIM, MAN!
GOD DAMN YOU!
FUCKING STOP IT!
WHAT THE FUCK!
DON'T HURT HIM!
WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON,
MOTHERFUCKER!
SHUT UP!
BASTARD!
AAH!
OH, JESUS.
JENNIFER.
OH, NO. NO.
GIVE ME THE FUCKING GUN.
GIVE ME THE FUCKING--
GIVE ME THE GUN! JENNIFER!
NO!
TIM.
STAY WITH THEM,
ALEX!
SON OF A BITCH.
[BUZZING]
OW.
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
ARE YOU OUT
OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?
NO, PHIL, YOU ARE.
YOU'RE A FUCKING PSYCHO.
YOU WOULD HAVE
KILLED THAT KID.
I'M PERFECTLY
WITHIN MY RIGHTS
TO SHOOT HIM.
GET IN THE FUCKING RAFT!
WHAT IS THIS?
ARE YOU PATTY HEARST NOW?
THIS IS YOURS.
YOU CREATED THIS.
NOW LIVE IN IT.
LET'S MOVE.
THAT'S DEEP.
ALEX, LEAVE THE GUN
ALONE, PLEASE.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
WHY?
PLEASE COME IN.
THERE'S SHARKS
AND STINGRAYS
AND THOSE
CRAZY BARRACUDAS.
COME ON, ALEX.
WHAT'S THIS REALLY ABOUT,
BILL?
I MEAN, ARE YOU TWO--
AM I MISSING SOMETHING?
RESPECT.
I HAVE NONE FOR YOU
BECAUSE YOU ARE A PIG.
WHY DID YOUR MOM
BLOW THE TOP
OF HER FUCKING HEAD OFF?
HUH?
YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY.
YOU AND MY FATHER SHOULD
GO FISHING SOMETIME.
YOU'D PROBABLY ENJOY
EACH OTHER'S COMPANY.
NOW LET'S MOVE.
YOU'RE MAKING
A SERIOUS MISTAKE, BILL.
LET'S GO.
FUCKING MOVE!
GET IT GOING.
MOVE IT.
IS THAT GUY
YOUR BOYFRIEND?
WHICH ONE, PHILLIP?
MM-HMM.
YEAH. SORT OF.
HE'S GOT A TEMPER PROBLEM.
WELL, THAT MAKES
TWO OF YOU.
FUCKER! YOU'D BETTER FUCKING
SHOOT ME RIGHT NOW,
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
SHUT THE FUCK UP
AND GET UP THERE.
JUST FUCKING KILL ME.
MOVE!
HEY, WHAT THE FUCK
IS THIS ALL ABOUT?
THIS IS WHAT THIS
IS ALL ABOUT.
CAMILLA, TIM--
YOU TWO,
COME IN THE BOAT.
ARE YOU HELPING US OUT?
I'M HELPING EVERYBODY.
I'M KEEPING THE PEACE.
YOU'RE AS BAD
AS HE IS.
IS THIS WHY YOU WENT
TO HARVARD, BILL,
TO MAKE THE COVER
OF FAG FORUM?
YOU FUCKING BABY.
SHUT UP, PHILLIP!
YOU ALL RIGHT?
HE'S GOT A HARD-ON.
HELP ME.
CAN I COME
WITH YOU?
I'D PREFER IF YOU DIDN'T.
I'D LIKE YOU TO STAY
WITH PHILLIP.
TRUST ME.
YOU'RE FUCKING UP
YOUR KARMA, MAN.
MY KARMA'S FINE, MAN.
LET'S GO.
WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.
DID YOU HURT YOURSELF?
PROBABLY BROKE
MY FUCKING ARM.
LET ME LOOK AT IT.
NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
YOU DESERVED THAT,
BY THE WAY.
FUCK YOU.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT COULD BE BROKEN.
WE SHOULD PUT
A SLING ON IT.
GIVE ME YOUR SHIRT.
YOU WANT TO USE
MY SHIRT?
STOP IT.
HE CAN USE IT.
COME ON.
GEORGE NOT COMING.
HE JUST DON'T KNOW IT.
Sí, CLARO QUE.
ME FIGURO ESO.
HEY. ¿HABLAS ESPAñOL?
Sí. Sí, POQUITO.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
¿CóMO CONOCISTE TIM?
LO CONOCí EN SANTO PABLO.
éL SE HIZO
UN CAMBíO DE SEXO,
UNA OPERACIóN.
OBVIOMENTE.
Sí.
UM, HE NEEDED MONEY
FOR, UH, CHANGE,
AND I NEEDED, UH, UM,
SALIR DE MI PAíS.
MI ESPOSO--
MY HUSBAND--
TRABAJA EN EL ARMADA,
ENCARGADO DE--
DE TRAER LOS DISIDENTES.
Y UN DíA,
YO ENCONTRé UNOS PAPELES
Y VI QUE--QUE YO ERA
LA PRóXIMA EN LA LISTA.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
[COUGH]
[COUGHING]
Y AHORA YO SOY
UN DISIDENTE TAMBIéN.
YA SOMOS DOS.
Sí. COMO.
LOS TRES DISIDENTES
ES UNA PELICULA MáS.
TIM.
TIM.
TIM, LOOK. GEORGE--
GEORGE ISN'T COMING.
NO, YOU DON'T THINK SO?
NO. SO--
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT IT, DO YOU?
HE'S IN LOVE. HE'S GOING
TO COME THROUGH FOR ME.
TIM, WHAT I DO KNOW,
WE HAVE HOSTAGES--
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT US, O.K.?
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT IT, O.K.?
YOU DON'T KNOW HIM.
YOU DON'T KNOW HIM.
HAVE YOU EVER
TALKED TO HIM?
NO, BUT I'VE HEARD YOU.
YEAH, FINE.
YOU DON'T KNOW.
THIS--THAT'S NOTHING, O.K.?
YOU DON'T KNOW.
I KNOW WHAT HE IS, O.K.?
HE'S A BEAUTIFUL MAN,
AND HE KNOWS.
HE KNOWS. HE KNOWS ME.
O.K.
MAYBE HE CAN'T GET IT
TOGETHER THIS QUICK.
YOU GOT TO THINK
ABOUT THESE THINGS
BEFORE YOU SAY THEM.
MAYBE SOMETHING CAME UP.
YOU THINK HE WAS
EXPECTING THIS? NO.
HE'S IN LOVE, BILL, O.K.?
HE'S IN LOVE WITH ME.
HE LOVES ME.
I KNOW HE DOES.
ONE LOOK AT YOUR FACE,
AND I KNOW YOU'VE
NEVER BEEN THERE.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
LOOK, HE'S PROBABLY
COMING. JUST--
NO, HE'S NOT COMING.
SEE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, O.K.?
SEE, YOU'RE USING YOUR HEAD,
AND I'M NOT.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT I'M USING ANYMORE,
'CAUSE I CAN'T SNAP OUT
OF THIS SHIT.
HE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT
ABOUT ME. YOU'RE RIGHT.
HE DOESN'T GIVE
A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT ME.
I CAN'T SNAP OUT OF IT,
BILL, YOU KNOW?
[COUGHS]
I SAY, "I LOVE YOU,"
AND I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT,
AND THEN I SAY...
I SAY, "FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU, GEORGE."
I FEEL STRONG.
THEN I FEEL BAD
FOR SAYING IT,
SO I SAY, "I'M SORRY.
YOU GET ME PISSED SOMETIMES."
COMPLETELY AT HIS MERCY.
COMPLETELY AT HIS MERCY.
EVERY TIME.
LET'S GET THE FUCK
OUT OF HERE.
LET'S DO IT, O.K.?
NO LONGER.
NO LONGER.
O.K.
[WHISTLING]
♪ WAIT TILL THE SUN
SHINES, NELLIE ♪
♪ AND THOSE CLOUDS
GO DRIFTING BY ♪
♪ WE WILL BE HAPPY, NELLIE
♪ DON'T YOU CRY
[ENGINE STARTS]
♪ DOWN LOVERS' LANE
WE'LL WANDER ♪
♪ SWEETHEARTS, YOU AND I
♪ SO WAIT TILL
THE SUN SHINES, NELLIE ♪
♪ BY AND BY
NOT GOING TO FIND 'EM
IN THERE.
[PLUCKS GUITAR]
STOP IT.
IT'S TURNING?
YEAH, THE SHAFT'S
GOING.
I'M GOING TO CHECK
THE PROPS.
♪ NOW WON'T YOU
WAIT UNTIL--♪
SHUT UP!
BILL,
THE PROPELLER'S GONE.
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
THE PROPELLER
IS LIKE, GONE.
IT DOESN'T EXIST.
THEY STOLE
THE PROPELLER.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
NO. THEY STOLE
THE PROPELLER.
[PLUCKS GUITAR]
YOU BELIEVE
THIS SHIT?
HERE HE COMES.
ALL RIGHT, GOD DAMN IT.
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING
THE PROPELLERS?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR
BOY SCOUT BULLSHIT.
MY BOY SCOUT BULLSHIT. O.K.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
PHILLIP? I'D SAY
THERE ARE ABOUT
$200,000 OR 300,000
ON THAT BOAT.
HUH? YOU GOING TO MAKE US
ALL ACCOMPLICES?
GIVE HIM THE PROPELLERS,
PHILLIP.
I MEAN, WE'LL ALL
GET HOME SOONER.
I'M NOT IN
ANY HURRY.
I'M SO GLAD
I NEVER SLEPT WITH YOU.
I'M SO GLAD I'M NOT
GOING TO PAY YOU.
YOUR PLATINUM'S ALREADY
CLEARED, SPORT.
1,500, AND YOU GET NADA.
I AM DISGUSTED.
YOU MEAN YOU
PAID FOR HER
THIS WEEKEND?
YEAH.
THEN WHY
AM I BEING
SO GODDAMN NICE
TO HER?
IT'S BETTER TO--
BETTER TO RENT.
LESS HASSLE,
A LOT CHEAPER,
MORE HONEST.
YOU DISGUST ME,
PHILLIP.
YOU ARE NOT MY
BROTHER ANYMORE.
I WANT TO HEAR
ABOUT THE PROPELLERS.
WHAT'S THE STORY
WITH THE MONEY?
WHAT IS THE STORY?
I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE
AN INTERESTING STORY, TOO.
I'D LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT
THE MONEY FIRST.
NO, LET'S HEAR
CATHERINE'S STORY.
I WANT TO HEAR
THE PROPELLER STORY.
IF CATHERINE
TELL ME HER STORY,
I'LL TELL YOU
THE PROPELLER STORY.
COME ON, CATHERINE.
TELL US YOUR TALE.
BRIEFLY, THOUGH.
IN A NUTSHELL.
WHAT DO YOU WANT,
A SOUND BITE
ABOUT MY LIFE?
IS THE AIDS VIRUS
GETTING STRONGER?
OH, FUCK OFF.
DO YOU HAVE
HOURLY RATES?
YEAH, BUT FOR PHILLIP,
I CHARGE BY THE MINUTE.
OUCH!
COME ON, CATHERINE.
SHARE WITH US.
YEAH, COME ON.
IT'S THE SAME OLD STORY,
REALLY.
YOU KNOW, CHEAP WINE.
EXPENSIVE COCAINE.
A YELLOW '69 CAMARO.
HOMECOMING QUEEN.
HOMECOMING QUEEN.
BROKEN HOMES.
SEXUAL ABUSE.
IT'S THE BRADY BUNCH,
REALLY.
DID YOU EVER DATE
A CIRCUS CLOWN?
UNDERNEATH ALL THAT,
YOU'RE JUST WHITE
TRAILER PARK TRASH.
JENNIFER.
BEATS THOSE BORING
LITTLE INFIDELITIES
AND A BORING MARRIAGE
AND YOUR HOW-TO-WEAR-
YOUR-HAIR LIFESTYLE.
WHO ASKED YOU?
YOU DID.
YOU...
WHORE?
YEAH.
SLUT?
THAT, TOO.
AS IF IT WOULD
MEAN ANYTHING
COMING FROM YOU.
BEATS GETTING MARRIED
FOR A LIVING.
PHILLIP, WHAT IS
THE BIG DEAL?
YOU'RE STILL HERE?
YOU GET TO KEEP YOUR BOAT,
THE MONEY.
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN TAKING
ILLEGAL DRUG MONEY
OUT OF THE COUNTRY
AND ILLEGAL ALIENS
BACK INTO THE COUNTRY?
IT'S NOT DRUG MONEY.
IT'S A RETAINER
THAT I MAY OR
MAY NOT REPORT.
VERY EASILY
EXPLAINED.
TOO MUCH MONEY FOR THAT.
SOMEONE HAD TO DIE
FOR THAT MUCH MONEY.
THAT'S A GREAT LINE.
WHERE'D YOU STEAL
THAT ONE FROM?
THE PROPELLERS, PHILLIP.
THE PROPELLERS
ARE AT THE BOTTOM.
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO IF
YOU FIND THEM?
USE THE WENCH.
BRING THEM UP.
I'D LIKE TO
WATCH THAT.
YOU AND...
TIM.
HEY, DOES HE KNOW
ABOUT THE MONEY?
IF HE DOESN'T,
HE WILL IN 35,
MAYBE 40 SECONDS.
HE'S VOLATILE.
I MEAN, HE'S ON EDGE.
HE HAS THIS PROPENSITY
TOWARDS, UH,
FIRE, BOAT.
WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.
JUST LOOK FOR
A PLUME OF SMOKE.
I CHANGED MY WHOLE LIFE
FOR YOU, GEORGE.
I DON'T GET THIS.
ALL OF A SUDDEN,
YOUR FEELINGS
HAVE JUST CHANGED.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT.
WELL, I THOUGHT WE HAD
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL.
THAT'S SO BAD.
I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE YOU.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU,
GEORGE.
NO, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
YES.
NO.
NO.
TIM.
TIM, THIS IS THE DEAL.
PHILLIP--PHILLIP DROPPED
THE PROPELLERS
DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE.
WE GOT TO GET THE WENCH,
PICK THEM UP,
TRY TO GET THEM BACK ON.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
TIM.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU O.K.?
YOU O.K.?
O.K., BILL,
LEAVE HIM ALONE.
COME ON.
MY--MY GUN.
HE'S GOT MY GUN.
GODDAMN. TIM!
TIM.
TIM, OPEN UP!
TIM, OPEN UP.
OPEN THE DOOR.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
COME ON, TIM. TIM!
OPEN THE DOOR.
TIM, OPEN THE DOOR!
TIM?
PLEASE, TIM.
[CAMILLA]
OPEN THE DOOR.
TIM?
TIM!
[CAMILLA]
TIM?
PLEASE, TIM.
OPEN THE DOOR.
TIM?
DON'T.
PLEASE.
PLEASE.
I HATE HIM.
I HATE HIM.
I HAVE NOTHING.
I HAVE NOTHING.
MIERDA. MIERDA.
I DID THIS FOR GEORGE.
HE ABUSED ME.
NO.
YOU LET HIM.
IT'S ABOUT RESPECT...
SO YOU'VE GOT TO
GET ON WITH IT, O.K.?
YOU GOT TO PULL
YOURSELF TOGETHER.
YOU GOT TO BE A MAN.
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
[LAUGHING]
YOU GOT TO BE A MAN.
IT'S SO WEIRD.
WHAT THE HELL DID I DO?
I LOOK LIKE MY MOTHER.
SHE WOULD HAVE
FREAKED OUT...
IF SHE SAW THE NEW ME.
THE NEW ME.
I LOVED THAT WOMAN.
SHE WAS SUCH A LADY.
EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD.
DID YOU LOVE
YOUR MOTHER, BILL?
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO
THINK ABOUT THAT ONE.
YOUR MOTHER'S
YOUR FIRST LOVE.
IF YOU MISS OUT ON THAT,
YOU MISS OUT ON...
EVERYTHING.
I GUESS YOU FUCKED UP, TOO.
WE HAVE TWO FUCK-UPS HERE.
[MUTTERING]
FUCKING WETBACK.
HIJO DE PUTA!
AAH! OH, FUCK!
GODDAMN BITCH!
MAN, I LOVE YOUR MUSIC.
I KNEW IT.
I FUCKING KNEW IT.
HA HA HA.
HA HA HA.
YOU'RE DISGUSTING.
GIVE ME MY GUN BACK.
WE SURRENDER.
COME ON,
PUT THE GUN DOWN, O.K.?
YOU CAN HAVE
YOUR BOAT BACK.
YOU WIN THE GAME, CAPTAIN.
COME ON, PUT THE GUN DOWN,
WON'T YOU?
COME ON.
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
LET IT GO.
THAT'S RIGHT.
[GUNSHOT]
TIM?
TIM.
TIM!
JESUS.
YOU FUCKING MURDERING PIG!
IT'S MY BOAT.
TIM, LET'S GET SOME AIR.
LET'S GO OUTSIDE.
IT'LL BE O.K.
IT'S MY BOAT.
COME ON. COME ON.
COME ON. COME ON,
STAY WITH ME, TIM.
STAY WITH ME, TIM.
STAY WITH ME.
IT'S MY BOAT,
AND, UH...
COME ON, TIM.
STAY WITH ME, MAN.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
WELL...
PROBABLY WOULD HAVE DIED
OF AIDS, ANYWAY.
RIGHT?
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
IT'S NOT WHERE
YOU'RE FROM.
IT'S--IT'S MORE
WHERE YOU'RE AT.
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
HMM?
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
DONDE QUIERAS.