The 3 Worlds of Gulliver (1960) - full transcript

MORNING, MISS ELIZABETH.

CAPTAIN PRITCHARD! CAPTAIN!

GOOD MORNING, MISS WHITLEY. SOBER
UP, YOU DRUNKEN HUNKS, AND GET ABOARD!

BEAUTIFUL MORNING, ISN'T IT? I TOLD
YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM MY FIANCE.

BUT HE'S WASTING HIS LIFE HERE IN
WAPPING, AND I NEED A GOOD SHIP'S SURGEON.

STOP FILLING HIS HEAD WITH CHILDISH SCHEMES
ABOUT SAILING AWAY TO MAKE A FORTUNE.

NOW, DON'T FLAP
YOUR SAILS. A MAN OF

DR. GULLIVER'S KNOWLEDGE
COULD BECOME RICH...

BRINGING BACK DYES AND RARE
CHEMICALS TO BE SOLD IN LONDON.

OR BE BOILED IN
A POT BY SAVAGES.

THERE ARE NO CANNIBALS
IN THE EAST INDIES, MA'AM,



AND I'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM. HE'S GOING
TO STAY HERE AND TAKE GOOD CARE OF ME!

OH, GOOD MORNING,
DR. GULLIVER. GOOD MORNING.

THERE'S A BIT OF A
HAGGLE GOING ON OUTSIDE.

WELL, HOW ARE YOUR INSIDES
THIS MORNING, MRS. DREWSBURY?

OH, WELL, THANKS TO YOU, MY
LIVER'S GURGLING WITH HEALTH.

THAT'S WHY I'VE COME
TO PAY. HERE. NOW THEN.

OH, I'M SORRY IT'S NOT
CASH MONEY, DOCTOR, BUT...

YOU PROMISED TO MEET ME! CLOSE
THE DOOR OR MY FEE WILL ESCAPE!

WHOO!

WELL, LOVELY
AFTERNOON TO YOU BOTH.

NO, NO, NO! DRIVE HIM
TOWARD THE CORNER!

MR. GRINCH IS WAITING
AT THE COTTAGE.

NO WONDER I LOVE YOU. YOU'RE
ALWAYS SWEEPING ME OFF MY FEET.

A FINE LIFE... CHASING CHICKENS.
I'LL CHASE THEM FOR YOU.



YOU TAKE CARE OF THE SICK.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE DOCTOR.

MY FEES FOR THE WEEK.
I'D DO BETTER TO CLOSE

MY PRACTICE AND OPEN
A VEGETABLE STALL.

NOT TODAY.

WE'RE GOING TO SEE OLD
GRINCH ABOUT THAT COTTAGE.

YOU PROMISED! WELL, FOR A MAN OF
NO PROMISE, I MAKE A LOT OF PROMISES.

IF WE GET TWO SHILLINGS
FOR THIS LOVELY CHICKEN,

WE'LL HAVE TEN POUNDS
EVEN TO GIVE MR. GRINCH.

MR. GRINCH. THERE.

I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN, DOCTOR. I'LL PAY YOU
BACK AS SOON AS I COME BACK FROM THE WAR.

BUT THE WAR WITH SPAIN IS OVER.
I'M OFF TO THE WAR AGAINST FRANCE.

COME BACK ALIVE, HENRY,
AND YOU DON'T OWE ME A THING.

NOW, PLEASE DON'T
JUDGE IT FROM THE OUTSIDE.

WE CAN GET TRAVERS THE CARPENTER
TO FIX THE EAVES AND THE SHUTTERS.

HE STILL OWES YOU FOR
THAT BUNION TREATMENT.

TRAVERS IS IN DEBTORS'
PRISON. OH. OH, HOW TERRIBLE.

OH, WELL, WE'LL MANAGE SOMEHOW.

AS WELL AS TRAVERS ANYWAY.

I'D CARRY YOU ACROSS THE
THRESHOLD IF IT WERE SAFE.

GOOD MORNING, MR. GRINCH. MORNING.
IT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH TO GET HERE.

WHERE'S THE TEN POUNDS? YOU'RE
SUCH A SENTIMENTALIST, GRINCH.

I HAVE IT RIGHT HERE. YOU'LL
FIX THAT DOOR, OF COURSE.

IT WAS FINE UNTIL YOU BANGED IT. THE PRICE
IS SET JUST AS IT IS: TEN POUNDS DOWN.

I'LL HOLD THE
MORTGAGE FOR THE REST.

YOU'D BE SURPRISED WHAT BRUSHES
AND A LITTLE SOAP WILL DO FOR THIS PLACE.

HERE.

ARE-ARE YOU ALL
RIGHT? YES, I-I THINK SO.

YOU'RE THREE SHILLINGS SHORT. TO
THE DEVIL WITH YOU AND YOUR SHILLINGS!

- SHE'S NOT GOING TO LIVE IN
THIS DIRTY, MISERABLE HOVEL!
- I'LL TAKE THE MONEY YOU HAVE.

NOT IF IT WERE FREE!

I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU SPEND YOUR DAYS
GRUBBING IN THIS PATCHWORK OF AN EXISTENCE.

NOW, COME ON. BE CAREFUL.
BUT IT'S ONLY FOR NOW.

IF I STAY HERE, I'LL
STILL BE IN THE SAME

GRINDING RUT TOMORROW,
THE NEXT DAY AND ALWAYS.

- WITHOUT MONEY, NOTHING CHANGES.
- MONEY... IS THAT ALL
YOU CAN THINK OF?

CAN'T YOU BE CONTENT WITH WHAT
WE HAVE? WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING!

WHY ARE WE QUARRELING...
JEALOUSY THAT YOU LOOKED

AT ANOTHER MAN OR I
LOOKED AT ANOTHER WOMAN?

NO, IT'S MONEY... THE
WATCHWORD OF WAPPING.

IT ISN'T IMPORTANT
TO ME! IT IS TO ME.

I AM A DOCTOR, AND I
WANT TO HELP THE SICK

WITHOUT BEING SICK MYSELF
WITH WORRY AND DEBTS.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE
RICH TO BE A GOOD DOCTOR.

YOU HAVE TO BE RICH AND IMPORTANT
TO BE ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD.

YOU JUST WANT TO GO
WITH CAPTAIN PRITCHARD.

THEN GO. GO!

BUT IT'S OVER BETWEEN
US. IT'S OVER FOREVER!

ELIZABETH!

IF THIS STORMING CONTINUES
I'LL STARVE TO DEATH.

WELL, WE DON'T USUALLY HIT
A RIPPER LIKE THIS SO SOON.

CHEER UP, DOCTOR. AN EARLY
STORM MEANS A SUCCESSFUL JOURNEY.

ELIZABETH! LET GO OF ME!

WE FOUND HER HIDING IN THE HOLD,
SKIPPER. A BIT CHEEKY SHE WAS TOO.

THAT'LL BE ALL.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

FINE, THANK YOU. A BIT
HUNGRY. BUT THIS IS INSANE.

YOU CAN'T COME ON A JOURNEY LIKE
THIS. YOU'LL BE BOILED BY SAVAGES!

THEN WE'LL COOK TOGETHER. I'D
FOLLOW YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHERE WE'RE GOING, BUT
YOU'RE NOT. NOW, HOW CAN WE GET HER HOME.

WE CAN DROP HER OFF AT THE CANARY ISLANDS.
THERE ARE SHIPS GOING BACK TO ENGLAND.

I'M NOT GETTING
OFF! NOW, ELIZABETH...

IT'S WET OUT HERE!

YOU'RE STILL GETTING OFF
AT THE CANARY ISLANDS!

- I AM NOT!
- YOU ARE.

NOTHING'S GOING TO MAKE ME
CHANGE MY PLAN... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

GWENDOLYN?

PLEASE STOP CRYING.
I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.

IT'S NO USE. I'M NOT A
LILLIPUTIAN ANYMORE.

MY FATHER AND I HAVE BEEN
BANISHED. WE HAVE TO LEAVE.

YOU CAN'T ESCAPE TO BLEFUSCU. YOU'LL BE
CAUGHT. THE EMPEROR HAS SPIES EVERYWHERE.

WE HAVE TO TRY.

BUT YOU SHOULDN'T
RISK YOUR LIFE TOO.

EXCEPT THAT I LOVE YOU.

WE'LL NEVER BE TOGETHER.
WE'LL NEVER MARRY.

IT'S THIS WAR...
THIS STUPID WAR!

ISN'T THERE SOMEWHERE
WHERE WE CAN GO?

JUST HERE...

HERE AND NOW.

OH, PLEASE STAY, GWENDOLYN.

GWENDOLYN!

GWENDOLYN! I'VE BEEN
WAITING AN HOUR AT THE COVE.

THIS IS NO TIME FOR LOVE,

AND MY DAUGHTER HAS NO TIME FOR A
MAN WHO SERVES THAT TYRANT EMPEROR.

MY LOYALTIES ARE NOT TO HIM
BUT TO THE LAND OF LILLIPUT!

RUN!

HELP ME.

AH, RELDRESAL, I'VE FINALLY CAUGHT
YOU WITH THAT TRAITOR LORD BERMOGG!

GUARDS, TAKE THEM!

THIS TIME I'LL PROVE YOUR GUILT BY
TAKING YOUR HEAD TO THE EMPEROR!

GO BEFORE THEY COME BACK.
STAY AT THE CAVE UNTIL I GET THERE.

WHAT SHALL WE DO, LORD FLIMNAP?

I'LL GO AND GET THE ARMY... AND THE
NAVY... AND OUR FEARLESS EMPEROR.

STAY THERE. WATCH THE
GIANT. HAVE COURAGE!

SINCE I AM MINISTER OF FINANCE, AND I
AM BOUND TO BE THE NEXT PRIME MINISTER,

I SHOULD GO FIRST.

ARCHERS, SPEAR-CARRIERS,
STAND READY.

IF THE GIANT EATS ME, THE
NATION GOES BANKRUPT.

PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK.

UH, YES. HMM.

SINCE YOU ARE MINISTER OF THE INTERIOR,
AND THE BODY DOES LIE IN OUR INTERIOR,

YOU PROCEED.

- HELLO.
- HE'S ALIVE! HE'S ALIVE!

ARCHERS! SPEAR... SHOOT! SHOOT!

HALT!

AS MINISTER OF ATTACK
AND DEFENSE, I SAY SHOOT!

I SAY HALT, AND I MEAN HALT!

HE'LL PAY FOR THIS INSOLENCE...
WHEN I BECOME PRIME MINISTER.

IF YOU BECOME PRIME MINISTER.
ARE YOU FOR ME OR AGAINST ME?

I'M ABOVE POLITICS. MY LOYALTIES
LIE WITH THE STRONGEST SIDE.

HELLO. HELLO.

I'M DR. LEMUEL
GULLIVER. WHERE AM I?

- IN THE LAND OF LILLIPUT.
- "LILLIPUT"?

I WON'T HURT YOU.
WHY AM I TIED DOWN?

WE COULDN'T BE SURE. YOU HAPPENED
SO SUDDENLY. HE DIDN'T HAPPEN.

OUR ENEMY SENT HIM TO KILL
US. HE'S THEIR SECRET WEAPON.

"WEAPON"? NO, A WAVE
WASHED ME OFF A SHIP, AND...

OH, ELIZABETH... I MUST
FIND HER. NOW, LET ME UP.

HE'LL BREAK HIS BONDS! KILL HIM!
NO, PLEASE, I WON'T HARM ANYONE.

I'M A CIVILIZED MAN... A
DOCTOR... FROM ENGLAND.

"ENGLAND"? WHAT IS ENGLAND?

- THE PLACE I COME FROM.
- THERE IS ONLY ONE PLACE... LILLIPUT.

AND THE LAND OF BLEFUSCU. IT'S
DISLOYAL TO MENTION BLEFUSCU.

- I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF IT.
- IS THAT LOYAL ENOUGH
FOR YOU, FLIMNAP?

♪♪

♪♪

HURRAH! HURRAH!

HURRAH! HURRAH!

HURRAH!

GREETINGS, MIGHTY EMPEROR OF LILLIPUT...
DELIGHT AND TERROR OF ALL THE UNIVERSE,

MONARCH OF ALL MONARCHS,
PLEASANT AS THE SPRING,

COMFORTABLE AS THE SUMMER. TRUE, TRUE.
THAT'S BECAUSE I PLAN AHEAD. I HAVE A PLAN.

FRUITFUL AS THE AUTUMN, DREADFUL AS
WINTER, WHOSE HEAD PRESSES AGAINST THE SKY,

AT WHOSE NOD THE PRINCES OF
THE EARTH SHAKE THEIR KNEES.

I CANNOT DISPUTE IT. I CANNOT.

AN EMPEROR WITH A PLAN
IS A POWERFUL EMPEROR.

- PRESENT HIM TO ME.
- YOUR MAJESTY,

I WISH TO PRESENT...

I WISH TO PRESENT DR. GULLIVER,
FROM A PLACE HE CALLS "ENGLAND."

YOUR MAJESTY,

I MEAN NO HARM TO YOU OR ANYONE.

I WANT ONLY TO RETURN TO MY
OWN COUNTRY. A BOAT IS ALL I NEED.

A BOAT? TO JOIN THE ENEMY
ARMADA. A BOAT TO SINK OUR NAVY.

OH, HE'S OUR ENEMY. I AM NOT
AN ENEMY. I'M ONLY... DIFFERENT.

THAT'S THE SAME THING, GULLIVER.

AS DIFFERENT FROM YOUR
PEOPLE AS YOU ARE DIFFERENT, SIRE.

YOU ARE UNIQUE, AND I AM UNIQUE.

SINCE YOU ARE UNIQUE,
AND I AM UNIQUE...

WE ARE THE SAME,
WHICH MAKES YOU A GIANT.

YOU SEE... AS CUNNING
AS OUR ENEMIES!

HE'LL BLIGHT OUR LIVES.

A DARK OMEN IN THE SKIES.

YOU MAY BE RIGHT
ABOUT HIM, FLIMNAP.

HE'S NOT. I'LL PROVE MY WORD.

STOP IT! OH, STOP IT. STOP IT!

A MAKER OF MIRACLES! JUST
AS I SUSPECTED. FITS MY PLAN.

A MIRACLE-MAKER!
SO ARE YOU, SIRE.

OH, YES, SO AM I.

GULLIVER AND I ARE THE SAME!

- WE ARE.
- SINCE WE'RE THE SAME,
YOUR MAJESTY,

AND YOU HAVE THE FREEDOM TO
MOVE ABOUT AND EAT WHAT YOU LIKE,

ISN'T IT A TERRIBLE REFLECTION ON YOUR
EQUAL TO HAVE HIM TIED DOWN AND STARVING?

IT ISN'T SAFE TO RELEASE
THIS... HURRICANE!

NONSENSE! WE HAVE OUR ARCHERS READY
WITH THEIR POISONED ARROWS DON'T WE?

OH, THOUSANDS. I TRUST
THE GIANT MAN'S WORD.

AND SO DO I. I TRUST
AND HAVE ABIDING FAITH...

IN THE INTEGRITY AND RELIABILITY
OF ANY MAN THAT I CAN KILL.

GALBET, RELEASE HIS
BONDS. PREPARE TO FEED HIM.

RELEASE THE GIANT!

WE MUST GET ON WITH MY PLAN.

WAIT, YOUR MAJESTY,
PLEASE. WHAT ABOUT MY BOAT?

OH, WE CAN DISCUSS THAT LATER.

I WOULDN'T BOTHER HIM ABOUT A BOAT
RIGHT NOW. BUT I MUST FIND ELIZABETH.

OH. I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. I
HAVE SOMEONE I LOVE TOO.

I'LL TRY TO HELP YOU.

THANK YOU. I'M
VERY FOND OF BEEF.

LOOK AT THE MONSTER!

SINCE HE'S STARTED WORKING ON
HIS BOAT, HIS APPETITE HAS DOUBLED.

HE INHALES OUR FOOD!

SIX BEEF ANIMALS, 30 SHEEP, TEN LOAVES OF
BREAD AT A MEAL... THEY'RE NOTHING TO HIM.

I CAN EARN MY WAY. I'LL WORK FOR
MY FOOD. YOU'LL STARVE US TO DEATH!

SIRE, OUR MATHEMATICIANS HAVE
DETERMINED THAT HE IS EQUAL IN SIZE...

TO 1,728 OF OUR OWN PEOPLE,

AND HE EATS AS MUCH AS 1,728.

I SAY POISON HIM.

NO! YOUR MAJESTY, HE
CAN DO THE WORK OF 1,728.

THE MORE HE WORKS,
THE MORE HE EATS!

WE HAVEN'T ENOUGH LAND
TO GROW THE FOOD FOR HIM.

I'LL CLEAR MORE LAND
FOR YOU... RIGHT THERE.

THERE'S A FOREST YOU
SHOULD BE GROWING CROPS IN.

I TOLD YOU HE WAS MAD. WHOEVER
HEARD OF GROWING CROPS IN THE FOREST?

LOOK! THE GIANT MAN
HAS ENORMOUS STRENGTH!

I'LL LEAVE A FRINGE OF TREES
AROUND THE EDGE FOR A WINDBREAK,

AND ALSO SOME IN THE SOUTH
QUARTER FOR A WATERSHED.

MAKE WAY FOR THE EMPEROR!

ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR! ALL HAIL
THE EMPEROR! ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR!

I'LL CLEAR THE ROCKS
AWAY, AND YOU'LL HAVE MORE

FARMLAND PER PERSON
THAN WE HAVE IN ENGLAND.

AMAZING! ASTOUNDING!

HE IS OUR INVINCIBLE WEAPON.

WE'RE THE SAME, YOU KNOW.

AS I CLEAR THE
LAND, I WILL TILL IT.

I'LL TURN THE EARTH,
AND I'LL DIG THE FURROWS.

HAIL, GULLIVER! HOORAY
FOR THE GIANT MAN!

THE STRONGEST MAN ALIVE!
THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN.

I'LL DO MORE FOR YOUR COUNTRY,
ANYTHING YOU COULD THINK OF.

HE CAN STOP FLOODS
AND DROUGHTS...

GROW ENOUGH FOR EVERYBODY.

HE CAN ALSO STARVE US TO DEATH.

HE IS A CURSE
DISGUISED AS A BLESSING.

HE WILL EAT US OUT OF MEAT, AND
YOUR MAJESTY LIKES A RARE SLICE OF OX.

I DO, THAT'S TRUE.

YOUR MAJESTY ALSO
LIKES FISH EVEN MORE.

BUT THERE ARE NOT
ENOUGH FISHERMAN. FISH?

BUT THE OCEAN IS THERE
TO GIVE US ALL WE WANT.

NONE OF YOU WILL
EVER BE HUNGRY AGAIN.

NO MAN WILL EVER STEAL OR BE
JEALOUS OF WHAT ANOTHER HAS.

NO MORE JAILS. A LAND
WITHOUT GREED OR ENVY.

A LAND OF LOVE WHERE
NO MAN HAS AN ENEMY.

THE GIANT DOESN'T SEEM TO
HAVE THE KNACK OF HATING ANYONE.

QUIET! I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

NOW, I MUST FINISH MY BOAT
AT ONCE AND FIND ELIZABETH.

YOU MEAN TO SAY YOU'D
LEAVE US FOR SOME WOMAN?

WE WILL BOTH RETURN, SIRE, AND
MAKE LILLIPUT A HEAVEN ON EARTH.

HE CAN'T. HE'S NOT EVEN
A CITIZEN. PRECISELY.

ADMINISTER THE OATH
OF LOYALTY, FLIMNAP.

MAKE HIM A CITIZEN OF LILLIPUT.

AS PRESCRIBED BY LAW,

TAKE YOUR RIGHT
FOOT IN YOUR LEFT HAND,

THEN PLACE THE MIDDLE FINGER OF YOUR
RIGHT HAND ON THE CROWN OF YOUR HEAD...

NO, NO, NO, GULLIVER, NOT
THE LEFT HAND, THE RIGHT HAND!

DO PAY ATTENTION. THAT'S BETTER.

THEN PUT YOUR RIGHT THUMB
IN YOUR RIGHT EAR AND REPEAT:

LUMOS KELIM PESO
DESMAR LON EMPOSO.

LUMOS KELIM PESO DESMAR...

LON EMPO-OH-OH...

LOOK OUT! HE'S FALLING!

LOOK OUT BELOW!

YOU ARE NOW A
CITIZEN OF LILLIPUT.

YOU MAY FINISH YOUR
BOAT, AND WE WILL HELP YOU.

THEN YOU MAY FIND
YOUR ELIZABETH...

AND RETURN TO THIS LAND OF
MILK AND HONEY. THE PERFECT LAND.

- BETTER THAN ANY OTHER PLACE
ON EARTH?
- BY FAR THE BEST.

THEN MAKE READY TO
DESTROY THE HATED BLEFUSCU.

- YOU MEAN THAT PLACE
I NEVER HEARD OF?
- IT'S ONLY ACROSS THAT CHANNEL.

CRUSH AND ANNIHILATE 'EM.
MAKE TIDAL WAVES, DROWN THEM!

NO, I'M A DOCTOR...
DEDICATED TO SAVING LIVES.

EITHER YOU KILL THEM, OR
YOU NEVER FINISH YOUR BOAT,

OR YOU NEVER FIND
YOUR ELIZABETH,

OR LIVE IN THIS LAND
OF MILK AND HONEY.

TOMORROW MORNING WE
PICK OUR PRIME MINISTER,

AND WHEN WE'VE
PICKED HIM WE MARCH,

AND YOU MARCH WITH
US AGAINST THE BLEFUSCU,

OR WE MARCH AGAINST YOU.

♪♪

DR. GULLIVER!

- DR. GULLIVER,
I'M SORRY THIS HAPPENED.
- SO AM I.

I ONLY NEEDED A FEW MORE
DAYS TO FINISH MY BOAT,

AND I CAN'T MURDER
INNOCENT PEOPLE.

BUT THEY'RE JUST
LITTLE PEOPLE LIKE US.

- THEN THERE'S NOTHING
TO BE AFRAID OF.
- EXCEPT THEY HAVE A BIG FLEET...

A FLEET 20 TIMES
BIGGER THAN OURS.

I'M BIGGER THAN ANY FLEET, AND I DON'T
EVEN NEED A BOAT TO GET OVER THERE.

WHEN THEY SEE ME, THEY'LL BE SO
FRIGHTENED, THEY WOULDN'T DARE ATTACK.

NO, THEY WOULDN'T!

THEN I'D BRING THEIR
KING BACK HERE AND

SHOW HIM I'VE MADE THIS
A PARADISE ON EARTH.

HE'LL WANT THE SAME THING FOR HIS COUNTRY,
BUT HE'D NEED MY FRIENDSHIP FOR THAT.

- AND THAT'S THE END OF THE WAR.
- THEN YOU MARRY THE WOMAN YOU
LOVE, AND I MARRY ELIZABETH.

NO, NOT IF FLIMNAP WINS THE CONTEST
FOR PRIME MINISTER TOMORROW.

HE WON'T REST UNTIL THERE'S
BLOODSHED. IS HE THAT POWERFUL?

- IF HE WINS, HE IS.
- THEN YOU HAVE TO DEFEAT HIM.

- NO, HE'LL HAVE SPIES AND
HELPERS THERE TO MAKE ME LOSE.
- NOT AS LONG AS I'M AROUND.

OH, YES. YOU AND I TOGETHER...

WE CAN WIN THE WAR FOR
GWENDOLYN, AND... FOR GWENDOLYN, IF...

IF SHE HASN'T LEFT
WITH HER FATHER.

I'VE GOT TO STOP THEM!

BE OFF WITH YOU!

IT'S YOUR FAULT WE MISSED
THE BOAT TO BLEFUSCU.

BUT I'VE MADE US A RAFT. FAREWELL,
VILE LAND OF MISERY AND INDIGNATION!

- BUT I'M GOING TO RESTORE
YOUR TITLE AND POSSESSIONS.
- I WON'T GIVE AN INCH!

YOU DON'T HAVE TO. I'M GOING TO COMPETE
AGAINST FLIMNAP FOR PRIME MINISTER.

IF I WIN, GULLIVER AND I WILL MAKE
LILLIPUT A PARADISE FOR EVERYONE!

GULLIVER? WHO'S THAT? I TOLD YOU...
THAT'S THE NAME OF THE GIANT MAN.

I DON'T TRUST GIANTS. THE BIGGER THEY
ARE, THE MORE ROOM FOR TREACHERY.

YOU MUST GIVE RELDRESAL THIS CHANCE.
IF HE FAILS, WE'LL BOTH GO WITH YOU.

I WON'T FAIL. I JUST
NEED A LITTLE TIME.

PLEASE, FATHER.

I'LL GIVE YOU TILL
NOON TOMORROW.

I'M GOING TO THE
RAFT TO MEND THE SAIL.

♪♪

HEAR YE, HEAR YE! CITIZEN GULLIVER THE
MAN-MOUNTAIN IS APPROACHING THE CASTLE!

HEAR YE, HEAR YE! CITIZEN GULLIVER THE
MAN-MOUNTAIN IS APPROACHING THE CASTLE!

THE MAN-MOUNTAIN
APPROACHES, SIRE!

CLEAR THE GROUNDS!

CLEAR THE GROUNDS!

♪♪

FORGIVE MY ABRUPT
ENTRANCE, SIRE.

NEXT TIME, WAIT TILL THE GUARDS OPEN
THE GATE. THIS CASTLE'S IMPREGNABLE.

OH, YES, YES, MY DEAR. GULLIVER,

THIS IS YOUR EMPRESS, MY WIFE.

A LOVELY LADY FOR A LOVELY LAND.

HE HAS NICE MANNERS FOR
SUCH A BIG MAN. AND SO CHARMING!

SIT HERE, BESIDE US.

YES, YES.

YOU'VE NEVER BROKEN
EGGS WITH US, GULLIVER.

OH, THANK YOU, YOUR MAJESTY,
BUT I'VE HAD BREAKFAST.

BREAKFAST? THIS ISN'T
BREAKFAST, THIS IS WAR.

GIVE HIM ONE.

WE FOUND AN OSTRICH EGG FOR YOU.

NO, NO, NO! YOU MUST
HOLD THE SMALL END UP.

THE LITTLE END. THAT'S MORE THAN
AN EGG THAT YOU HOLD IN YOUR HAND.

IT'S A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!

IT CERTAINLY IS TO THE CHICKENS
AND ROOSTERS... AND THE OSTRICHES.

IT'S LIFE OR DEATH FOR US!

AS A CITIZEN OF LILLIPUT,

YOU MUST ALWAYS OPEN
YOUR EGG FROM THE SMALL END.

- IF IT PLEASES YOU, I WILL.
- IT PLEASES ME.

WE WERE HAPPY OPENING OUR
EGGS FROM THE LITTLE END...

UNTIL THAT INSANE KING OF
THAT INSANE COUNTRY, BLEFUSCU,

MASSED A TREMENDOUS
ARMY AND NAVY TO FORCE US...

TO OPEN OUR EGGS FROM
THE STUPID, IDIOTIC BIG END.

AND THAT'S WHAT
THIS WAR IS ABOUT?

PRECISELY.

ANYBODY WITH ANY SENSE KNOWS THAT YOU
SHOULD OPEN YOUR EGGS FROM THE LITTLE END.

♪♪ LET THE CONTEST FOR
THE PRIME MINISTER BEGIN!

HURRY! WE MUST DO THIS QUICKLY.

WE NEED A PRIME
MINISTER TO GO TO WAR.

DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE GOING
TO APPOINT A PRIME MINISTER...

ON THE BASIS OF HOW WELL HE CAN
WALK A TIGHTROPE? BUT OF COURSE!

A MAN IN HIGH POLITICAL OFFICE MUST
ALWAYS MAINTAIN HIS BALANCE IN A CRISIS.

THIS IS THE FINAL TEST. IT USED
TO BE A MUDSLINGING CONTEST.

OPPONENTS WERE BURIED ALIVE. IT
WAS NASTY. THIS AT LEAST IS COLORFUL.

NOW, BE QUIET, MY
DEAR. THE FIRST TEST:

HOW MANY PROBLEMS CAN
YOU HANDLE AT ONE TIME?

THEY'RE JUGGLING THE PROBLEMS OF
THE ARMY, THE NAVY AND THE BUDGET,

ALSO AGRICULTURE
AND HIGH PRICES.

DISTRACT ME! DISTRACT ME! I
CAN SEE ALL THE PROBLEMS!

EXCELLENT! SUPERB!

I CAN'T TELL WHERE ANY OF
THE PROBLEMS ARE ANYMORE.

EXCELLENT! YOUR
POINT, RELDRESAL.

NEXT, INDIVIDUAL PERFORMANCES.

FLIMNAP, TAKE YOUR POSITION.

NOW THEN, AS SPOKESMAN
FOR THE EMPEROR,

YOU WILL BE ASKED MANY
EMBARRASSING QUESTIONS...

ABOUT TAXES AND THINGS.

YOU WILL HAVE TO
ANSWER DIRECTLY, BUT...

NOT COMMIT YOUR EMPEROR
TO ANY IMPOSSIBLE CONDITIONS.

YOU WILL HAVE TO TAKE ACTION...

ACTION THAT PLEASES THE
PEOPLE, BUT DOESN'T UPSET ME.

BRILLIANT, FLIMNAP! BRILLIANT!

RELDRESAL, TAKE POSITION.

EXCUSE ME, YOUR MAJESTY.

- SUPERB, RELDRESAL.
- I CAN MATCH THAT,
YOUR HIGHNESS.

MATCH THIS, FLIMNAP.

WELL DONE, RELDRESAL!
MAGNIFICENT FOOTWORK!

♪♪

RELDRESAL, YOU'LL BE THE BEST
PRIME MINISTER THAT LILLIPUT EVER HAD.

AND THE MOST HANDSOME.

WELL DONE, RELDRESAL!

I'M SORRY, YOUR MAJESTY.
I'M AFRAID I WAS CARRIED AWAY.

SIRE, RELDRESAL
CANNOT HOLD OFFICE.

YOU'RE NOT BEING VERY
SPORTING ABOUT LOSING, FLIMNAP.

NOT WHEN MY COUNTRY
WILL HAVE A PRIME

MINISTER WHO CONSPIRES
WITH GWENDOLYN BERMOGG!

- BUT THE BERMOGG FAMILY
WAS BANISHED!
- HE HAS BEEN PROTECTING THEM!

RENOUNCE HER... NOW AND
FOREVER! SHE'S A DANGEROUS WOMAN.

SHE AND HER FATHER REFUSE TO
OPEN THEIR EGGS AT THE SMALL END!

PLEASE, YOUR MAJESTY.
RELDRESAL IS NOT DISLOYAL TO YOU.

HE SIMPLY HAPPENS TO BE
IN LOVE WITH THIS WOMAN.

DON'T MEDDLE IN
OUR INTERNAL AFFAIRS!

YOU ARE UNDER ARREST
UNLESS YOU RENOUNCE HER.

WELL?

- TAKE HIM TO THE TOWER!
- GUARDS!

TREASON UNDER MY VERY NOSE. GALBET,
DOUBLE THE GUARDS, SEARCH EVERYWHERE.

SEIZE LORD BERMOGG
AND HIS DAUGHTER.

YES, SIRE.

BUT, YOUR MAJESTY, YOU DON'T
NEED SOLDIERS, WARS AND PRISONS.

COMPROMISE A LITTLE. EVERYONE
CAN OPEN THEIR EGGS IN THE MIDDLE.

THE MIDDLE?

THE MIDDLE.

OOH.

OH, IT'S-IT'S
IMPOSSIBLE! BARBARIC!

YOU DON'T NEED RELDRESAL
OR ME TO FIGHT A WAR.

OF COURSE I DON'T NEED A
PRIME MINISTER TO FIGHT A WAR,

BUT I NEED ONE TO
BLAME IN CASE WE LOSE IT.

- BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR, SIRE.
- OF COURSE IT ISN'T... IT'S WAR!

AND YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE IN
THAT BOAT OF YOURS UNTIL WE WIN IT!

- AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE
A MAN OF JUSTICE.
- I HATE JUSTICE, BUT I LOVE LAW.

RELDRESAL WILL BE
EXECUTED IN THE MORNING,

UNLESS YOU BOTH SEE
THE LIGHT OF TRIUMPH...

OF THE RIGHT MIGHT
OVER THE WRONG RIGHT.

RELDRESAL.

- GULLIVER!
- YOU'LL HAVE TO ESCAPE.

NO, IT'S NO USE. I'LL NEVER CONVINCE
GWENDOLYN TO STAY HERE NOW.

BUT GALBET AND HIS MEN
ARE OUT LOOKING FOR THEM.

BUT HE'LL KILL THEM.
GET ME OUT! GET ME OUT!

HURRY, BEFORE THE GUARDS COME!

- GULLIVER, THIS IS GWENDOLYN.
- SHE IS BEAUTIFUL.

- NO WONDER YOU RISKED
YOUR LIFE FOR HER.
- WE MUST GO TO BLEFUSCU NOW.

- YOU CAN'T BE SAFE IN A COUNTRY
THAT STARTED A WAR AGAINST YOU.
- DID THE EMPEROR TELL YOU THAT?

- WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE
WHO STARTED THE WAR?
- HE'S RIGHT, GWENDOLYN.

IT'S RIDICULOUS TO KILL OVER WHICH
END OF AN EGG TO OPEN! I KNOW.

SOME OF THE PEOPLE OF
BLEFUSCU ARE EVEN RELATED

TO US. THE KING IS
THE EMPEROR'S COUSIN.

IF ONLY THEY HADN'T
HAD BREAKFAST. THE

EMPEROR HASN'T HIS FULL
SENSES IN THE MORNING.

HE'S STUPID ALL DAY LONG,
BUT YOU STILL SERVE HIM.

NOW, PLEASE, DON'T START
ARGUING AND HURTING EACH OTHER.

WE WOULDN'T ARGUE AT ALL IF HE
DIDN'T WANT TO BE SO IMPORTANT.

I WON'T GO TO BLEFUSCU
AND BE A NOBODY!

IT'S BETTER THAN BEING A DEAD
SOMEBODY HERE IN LILLIPUT.

PLEASE, STAY HERE WITH HIM. I'LL
MOVE HEAVEN AND EARTH TO HELP YOU.

NOBODY COULD STOP THIS WAR.

WHY DO YOU GO ON FIGHTING FOR
SOMETHING YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN?

THAT'LL TEACH YOU
TO ATTACK AN OLD MAN!

RESPECT AGE AND POSITION!
RESPECT AND HONOR THEM!

DON'T KILL EACH OTHER OVER EGGS!
THERE ARE A THOUSAND WAYS TO EAT EGGS...

WITHOUT SCOOPING
THEM OUT OF THE SHELL.

YOU CAN SCRAMBLE THEM OR CODDLE
THEM. YOU CAN DEVIL THEM OR SHIRR THEM.

YOU CAN BAKE THEM OR
BOIL THEM OR BENEDICT

THEM OR POACH THEM.
IN FRYING, YOU FLIP THEM.

IN OMELETTES, YOU FLUFF THEM. BUT IF
YOU FIGHT OVER EGGS, YOU ONLY SMASH THEM!

OUCH! STOP THAT!
STOP THAT FIGHTING!

ALL THE TRAITORS
AT ONCE! KILL THEM!

SILENCE! SILENCE, ALL OF
YOU! I'VE LOST MY PATIENCE!

- I'M GOING TO PUT AN END
TO THIS ABOMINABLE WAR!
- HALT, EVERYBODY!

I'LL END THE WAR IF YOU FORGIVE
GWENDOLYN AND HER FATHER...

AND RESTORE RELDRESAL TO OFFICE
AND FINISH MY BOAT BEFORE I GET BACK.

ANYTHING, AS LONG AS
YOU DEFEAT BLEFUSCU,

WHICH IS WHAT I PLANNED FOR YOU TO
DO IN THE FIRST PLACE. YES, YOUR MAJESTY.

ON TO BLEFUSCU.

FORWARD! DEATH TO BLEFUSCU!

HIS IMPERIAL BLEFUSCUIAN
HIGHNESS APPROACHES!

HIS IMPERIAL HIGHNESS,
KING OF BLEFUSCU...

AND OF ALL LESSER LANDS AND
PEOPLES, A BENEVOLENT PROTECTOR.

WELL, WELL, THEY'RE CERTAINLY
DEADLY-LOOKING SHIPS.

NOW WE CAN SAIL
AGAINST LILLIPUT!

THE MIGHTIEST ARMADA EVER
ASSEMBLED, YOUR MAJESTY.

IF IT BEATS THOSE BARBARIC
LILLIPUTIANS TO THEIR KNEES...

AND FORCES THEM TO OPEN THEIR EGGS AT
THE BIG END, IT'LL BE WORTH THE EXPENSE.

A GIANT! HE'S HUGE!

HEY, A GIANT! A GIANT MAN IS
STEALING OUR FLEET! STOP HIM!

HE'S STEALING OUR SHIPS!

KILL HIM! STOP HIM!
DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!

HE'S STEALING OUR NAVY!

CATAPULTS! FIRE! KILL HIM!

THAT'S THE END OF OUR NAVY.

WE'RE DEFEATED. WE'RE BANKRUPT.

♪ A WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL
WONDERFUL FELLOW IS GULLIVER ♪

♪ THE MOST POWERFUL,
POWERFUL MAN IN ALL THE WORLD ♪

♪ ON GULLIVER WE DEPEND
HE CERTAINLY IS A FRIEND ♪

♪ HE ENDED THE WAR HE SETTLED
THE SCORE SO YEA, YEA, YEA ♪

♪ HE'S BRAVE AND DEFIANT A
LOVEABLE GIANT IS GULLIVER ♪

♪ AS TALL AS A MOUNTAIN
BUT GENTLE AS CAN BE ♪

♪ SO GIVE THREE CHEERS FOR
GULLIVER FOR EVERYONE WILL AGREE ♪

♪ A WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL
WONDERFUL FELLOW IS HE ♪

♪ HE'S BRAVE AND DEFIANT A
LOVEABLE GIANT IS GULLIVER ♪

♪ AS TALL AS A MOUNTAIN
BUT GENTLE AS CAN BE ♪

♪ SO GIVE THREE
CHEERS FOR GULLIVER ♪

♪ FOR EVERYONE WILL AGREE ♪♪

WE OWE OUR FREEDOM TO
GULLIVER, YOUR LORDSHIP.

HE STILL HASN'T SETTLED THE EGG
PROBLEM WITH THAT STUPID EMPEROR.

♪♪ NOW, FATHER, PLEASE
DON'T GET US IN TROUBLE AGAIN.

GREETINGS, RELDRESAL. YOU WERE
ALWAYS MY CHOICE FOR PRIME MINISTER.

GLORIOUS VICTORY OVER THE
WRONG-END-OF-THE-EGG SCUM.

- THE WAY YOU WON THE WAR WAS
SIMPLY ENCHANTING, GULLIVER!
- THANK YOU, MY EMPRESS.

I AM NOW GOING TO GIVE YOU
THE HERO'S MEDAL FOR HEROISM...

THE LILLIPUTIAN ORDER... THE
HIGHEST MILITARY AWARD IN THE WORLD.

I PRONOUNCE YOU NARDAC!

READY BELOW? BRING UP THE MEDAL.

- HURRY UP! I'M WAITING!
- HURRY!

OUR IMPERIAL EMPEROR, WHOSE HEAD
IS HIGHER THAN THE CLOUDS, IS WAITING!

THERE, GULLIVER.

- THANK YOU, YOUR MAJESTY.
- TONIGHT WE CELEBRATE WITH
DANCING AND FEASTING AND WINE.

AND RIGHT AFTER BREAKFAST
TOMORROW, I'LL PROVISION MY BOAT.

AND BETWEEN BREAKFAST AND
THE TIME YOU PROVISION YOUR BOAT,

I WANT YOU TO KILL
EVERYONE ON BLEFUSCU.

WE HAVE NOTHING TO
FEAR NOW. LILLIPUT IS SAFE.

- I SAID KILL THEM!
- WE'VE WON. ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?

THEN FORCE THEM TO STAND BEFORE ME
AND OPEN THEIR EGGS AT THE LITTLE END.

NO. I WILL NOT DEGRADE
ANY HUMAN BEING.

WE DO NOT NEED
VENGEANCE. BUT I NEED IT!

ON TO THE BANQUET.

HOW DARE THAT MAN DISOBEY
YOUR MAJESTY'S ORDERS?

HE DIDN'T DISOBEY HIS ORDERS.
HIS MAJESTY JUST DID NOT INSIST.

BUT I'VE NEVER HAD TO INSIST
BEFORE. IT'S UNHEARD OF.

DISGRACEFUL. IT'S HUMILIATING.

I'M NEVER HUMILIATED.
BUT IT WAS DISGRACEFUL.

- BUT HE WON WITHOUT CASUALTIES.
- BROUGHT UNDYING SHAME
TO THE ARMY AND NAVY.

WHOEVER HEARD OF A WAR WITHOUT ANYONE
GETTING KILLED? WHERE'S THE SACRIFICE...

ABOVE AND BEYOND THE
CALL OF DUTY, THE HEROISM?

I MOVE THE PRIME MINISTER SUGGEST
A WAY TO DISPOSE OF THIS FREAK.

WELL, RELDRESAL?

IF WE KILL HIM, THERE WOULD BE
DANGER OF STARTING AN EPIDEMIC.

THE NAVY COULD
FLOAT HIM OUT TO SEA.

TOO BIG. COST TOO MUCH.

I HAVE IT!

WE COULD SEND HIM TO BLEFUSCU
AND ORDER THEM TO KILL HIM.

SUPERB IDEA, YOUR MAJESTY!

THAT WAY, HE'S THEIR PROBLEM.

MAY NOT BE NICE, BUT IT'S LEGAL.

BUT WHAT IF THEY DECIDE
TO USE HIM AGAINST US?

HMM. OH. SHAME! SHAME!

SHAME! HOW CAN YOU
PLOT AGAINST GULLIVER?

NOW, NOW, NOW, DEAR.
DON'T GET EXCITED.

NOBODY'S PLOTTING.
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME.

CRIERS ARE GOING THROUGH THE
SQUARE NOW PROCLAIMING YOUR KINDNESS,

AND THAT MEANS THAT SOMEBODY'S
GOING TO BE EXECUTED SOON.

GULLIVER WOULD
NOT DO MY BIDDING!

THAT'S NO EXCUSE
FOR KILLING HIM! ♪♪

LISTEN! ♪ THAT FAR-OFF STAR ♪

♪ WON'T SEEM SO FAR ♪

SUCH A SWEET, GENTLE SONG...
♪ WHEN LOVE IS IN YOUR HEART ♪

FOR SUCH A BIG, POWERFUL MAN.

BUT I SING... AND MUCH BETTER.

BE QUIET.

♪ MAKES YOU STRONG
AND WISE AND TALL ♪

♪ GENTLE LOVE ♪
♪ OOH-OOH-OOH ♪

♪ GENTLE LOVE ♪
♪ OOH-OOH-OOH ♪

- ♪ THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL ♪
- IF HE'D MADE A FOOL
OF YOU, MADAM,

YOU WOULDN'T BE SWAYING
LIKE A YOUNG MAIDEN.

YOU'D BE SPITTING NAILS AT HIM!

SUCH VANITY! SUCH VANITY!

NOTHING HE DOES CAN OFFEND
ME. ♪ IT'S WRONG TO EVEN START ♪

♪ FOR YOU HAVE MORE ♪

♪ THAN GOLD, MY FRIEND ♪

♪ WHEN LOVE IS IN YOUR HEART ♪♪

FIRE! FIRE!

PUT OUT THE FIRE!

STAY WHERE YOU
ARE. I'LL PUT IT OUT.

THE UNCOUTH, VILE, FILTHY, EVIL,

DIRTY, SPITTING
AND SPEWING ANIMAL!

AS I SAID, MADAM, AS I SAID.

DESTROY HIM! HE'S
RUINED MY DRESS.

DESTROY HIM! PRECISELY
THE WAY WE ALL FEEL, MADAM.

EXECUTE HIM. BRILLIANT!

YOU'RE A MAN OF ACTION, FLIMNAP.

GULLIVER, YOU'VE BEEN
ACCUSED OF TREASON.

FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE!
THE EMPEROR'S GONE MAD.

- THE EXECUTIONERS ARE
ON THEIR WAY.
- TREASON?

BUT I SAVED LILLIPUT.

- I WAS EVEN DECORATED FOR IT.
- WINNING THE WAR
MADE GALBET JEALOUS,

AND THE ADMIRAL HATES YOU FOR SCUTTLING
THE FLEET AND PUTTING HIM OUT OF A JOB.

THE EMPRESS IS FURIOUS. YOU RUINED
HER DIGNITY AND HER NEW DRESS.

I STOP WARS, PUT OUT
FIRES, FEED PEOPLE,

GIVE THEM HOPE AND
PEACE AND PROSPERITY.

- HOW CAN I BE A TRAITOR?
- TREASON, MAN... TREASON.

PUT THAT IN YOUR BIG SKULL.

THE EMPEROR HATES YOU BECAUSE
YOU'RE MORE IMPORTANT THAN HE IS.

PETTY AMBITION,
SELFISH PEOPLE...

GO TO YOUR FREEDOM AND THE
EGGS THE WAY YOU WANT THEM.

- I NEVER EAT EGGS!
- NEITHER DO I. I HATE EGGS.

- IT'S THE PRINCIPLE
OF THE THING.
- YOU CAUSED ALL THIS TROUBLE,

ENDANGERED YOUR DAUGHTER'S
LIFE JUST TO WIN A SILLY POINT?

BUT YOU PROMISED THE GIANT WOULD
SOLVE ALL OUR PROBLEMS. AND HE WILL.

GULLIVER, YOU'RE THE
BIGGEST AND THE STRONGEST.

YOU MAKE EVERYONE OPEN THEIR
EGGS FROM THE END YOU CHOOSE.

NO ONE IS BIG OR STRONG ENOUGH TO
STOP YOU LILLIPUTIANS FROM YOUR BICKERING.

IT POISONS EVERYTHING
YOU THINK AND SAY AND DO.

THEN MAKE EVERYONE THINK THE WAY
YOU DO. THAT'LL STOP THE BICKERING...

AND THE WAR. NO,
RELDRESAL. DON'T YOU SEE?

THEN I'D BECOME JUST
LIKE THE EMPEROR,

AND SO WOULD YOU... MAKE
WAY FOR THE EMPEROR!

USING MY STRENGTH
TO OPPRESS OTHERS.

- TREASON!
- FALSE PRIDE AND VANITY DESTROY
EVERYTHING FOR LOVERS.

OH, ELIZABETH WAS RIGHT. THE ONLY SAFETY
IS IN BEING OBSCURE, IN BEING NOTHING.

- DOWN WITH FORCE AND POWER!
- KILL HIM! CALL THE GUARDS!

PLEASE. I-I NEED YOUR HELP.

HALT!

I MUST SHOW THIS TO THE KING.

WELL, SEE THE
KING'S CHAMBERLAIN.

WELCOME TO THE KINGDOM
OF BROBDINGNAG, GULLIVER.

DON'T BE FRIGHTENED,
DARLING. YOU'RE SAFE.

IS THAT HIS NAME... GULLIVER?

YES, MY DEAR. HE
BELONGS TO ELIZABETH.

SHE'S TOLD US ALL ABOUT HIM. OH.

ANOTHER OF THE PRIZED
POSSESSIONS OF YOUR KING.

ONE OF HIS GREATEST TREASURES.

SIRE, I KNOW HOW HIGHLY YOU
VALUE THESE LITTLE PEOPLE,

BUT I MUST WARN YOU:

LITTLE PEOPLE ARE
SHRUNKEN PEOPLE,

AND SHRUNKEN PEOPLE
ARE DANGEROUS PEOPLE.

MAKOVAN, SHRUNKEN
PEOPLE ARE LITTLE PEOPLE,

AND LITTLE PEOPLE
ARE TOY PEOPLE,

AND NO ONE IN THE ENTIRE LAND OF
BROBDINGNAG HAS THEM, EXCEPT ME.

ELIZABETH, TAKE YOUR GULLIVER
INSIDE. HE NEEDS FOOD AND REST.

AND THE COURT TAILOR
WILL MAKE HIM NEW CLOTHES.

YOU'RE GOING TO BE VERY
RICH, MY GIRL. VERY RICH.

- WHAT DID YOU SAY
YOUR NAME WAS, DEAR?
- GLUMDALCLITCH.

HUH? THERE YOU ARE, PRETTY ONE.

THAT OUGHT TO KEEP YOU AND YOUR
PARENTS HAPPY FOR MANY YEARS TO COME.

BUT I DON'T WANT TO SELL HIM. I ONLY
BROUGHT HIM BECAUSE YOUR LAW SAYS,

"ANYONE WHO FINDS
LITTLE PEOPLE...

SHOULD BRING THEM
TO THE PALACE AT ONCE."

THAT'S QUITE RIGHT, DEAR.

ONLY THE KING CAN
OWN LITTLE PEOPLE.

BUT HE'S MINE! I FOUND HIM!

NOW, MY DEAR CHILD, I'VE GOT A
SURPRISE FOR YOU. COME ALONG WITH ME.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THESE, HMM?

YOUR KING'S COLLECTION OF
THE TINIEST ANIMALS IN THE WORLD.

THEY'RE VERY NICE.

NICE? WHY, THEY'RE THE MOST
UNUSUAL COLLECTION EVER GATHERED.

COME AND SEE MY FAVORITE.

SEE THIS TINY CROCODILE?

HE'S THE FIERCEST FIGHTING
FLESH OF HIS SIZE IN CAPTIVITY.

WATCH.

SEE HOW HE SNAPS AT IT?

THAT'S WHY WE KEEP HIM ALONE.

HE'D KILL ANY OF THE
OTHERS IN AN INSTANT.

NOW, AS A REWARD,
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU...

ANY ONE OF THESE LITTLE ANIMALS
YOU CHOOSE, EXCEPT MY CROCODILE.

I DON'T WANT ANY OF
THEM. I WANT MY GULLIVER.

COME NOW, GIRL. DON'T BE
STUBBORN. YOUR KING KNOWS BEST.

HE'S A GROWN-UP
KING FOR GROWN-UPS.

CHILDREN DON'T HAVE A
KING TO PROTECT THEM.

I'M EVERYBODY'S KING!

YOU TAKE THINGS AWAY FROM
CHILDREN, LIKE ALL GROWN-UPS.

THEY NEVER ASK. THEY JUST TAKE.

WHY DON'T WE LET HER STAY HERE?

SHE'S MAKE AN EXCELLENT
GUARDIAN FOR THEM.

ALL RIGHT, THEN I'LL DECREE THAT YOUR
PARENTS ALLOW YOU TO LIVE HERE FOR A WHILE.

SEE? I'M YOUR KING TOO.

THANK YOU. I'LL PROTECT
THEM WITH MY LIFE.

COME WITH ME, DEAR.
I'LL SHOW YOU YOUR ROOM,

AND I'M GOING TO GET
YOU A LOVELY, NEW DRESS.

PAGES, BRING THE CASTLE.

YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING OF
CAPTAIN PRITCHARD OR THE CREW AGAIN?

AFTER THE ANTELOPE SANK,
I WAS WASHED ASHORE HERE.

LET'S HOPE THAT
THEY WERE SAVED TOO.

DARLING, I NEVER STOPPED
BELIEVING YOU WERE ALIVE,

NOT FOR A MOMENT.

WHEN I THINK OF WHAT THOSE HORRIBLE
LITTLE PEOPLE MIGHT HAVE DONE TO YOU...

THEY WERE VAIN AND SELFISH.
YOU'RE SO RIGHT, ELIZABETH.

WANTING TO BE IMPORTANT
AND POWERFUL IS MEANINGLESS.

OUR BEING TOGETHER IS ALL
THE IMPORTANCE WE EVER NEEDED.

WAIT!

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

IT'S GLUMDALCLITCH, THE
LITTLE GIRL WHO FOUND YOU.

OH. HOW DO YOU DO?

THANK YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME.

I'M GOING TO SLEEP NOW.

BUT IF YOU WANT
ANYTHING, JUST CALL.

GOOD NIGHT, DEAR.

ISN'T THIS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE?

AND NO MORTGAGE EITHER.

IT'S A PARADISE
COMPARED TO WAPPING.

I DON'T CARE WHERE WE ARE,

AS LONG AS WE'RE
TOGETHER AND SAFE.

YOU CERTAINLY GOT
YOUR STRENGTH BACK FAST.

GIANT FOOD AGREES WITH ME.

NO, DON'T. WE'RE
NOT MARRIED YET.

ELIZABETH, OPEN
THE DOOR. ELIZABETH!

GLUMDALCLITCH! WAKE UP!

GLUMDALCLITCH! GLUMDALCLITCH!

WAKE THE KING! WE
WANT TO GET MARRIED!

MARRIED? NOW? BUT
EVERYONE'S ASLEEP.

FETCH THE KING! PLEASE!

OH, ALL RIGHT. STOP SHOUTING.

GROWN-UPS ARE SILLY,

AND LITTLE GROWN-UPS
ARE SILLIER THAN ANYBODY.

WAKE UP IN THERE! WAKE UP!

WHY ARE YOU AROUSING
THE WHOLE CASTLE?

THEY ONLY WANT A
SIMPLE CEREMONY.

WELL, IF I HAVE TO BE UP IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE NIGHT, SO DOES EVERYBODY ELSE.

YOU'VE FORGOTTEN YOUR SLIPPERS!

OH, NEVER MIND THE SLIPPERS! I JUST WANT
TO GET THIS OVER WITH AND GET SOME SLEEP!

DON'T BE SO GRUMPY, DEAR.

REMEMBER WHEN YOU
CARRIED ME OFF BY MOONLIGHT?

HOW IMPETUOUS YOU WERE!

HOW THE FIRES OF
PASSION STIRRED YOU.

WELL, I WISH THEY'D STIR NOW.

IT'S COLD AS A BARN
IN THESE HALLS.

PLEASE, YOUR
MAJESTY. YES, ALL RIGHT.

WHERE'S THE BRIDE AND GROOM?
THERE THEY ARE, KING BROB.

OH. PAGES, GET THAT FIRE GOING!

THESE STONES ARE
COLD ON MY FEET!

THEY'LL MAKE SUCH A DELIGHTFUL
COUPLE. AREN'T THEY CHARMING?

FORGIVE ME FOR DISTURBING
YOU AT THIS HOUR, YOUR MAJESTY.

QUITE ALL RIGHT. YOU SURE
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?

NOW, NONE OF YOUR FOOLISH JOKES.

- YOU'RE MAKING THEM NERVOUS.
- THEY'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE NERVOUS.

WHERE'S THE LICENSE?

WHERE'D THEY GO,
THE LITTLE LOVERS?

FOR SHAME! SHAME ON ALL OF YOU!

STOP THIS NONSENSE.
MARRY THEM AT ONCE.

YOU'RE RIGHT, DEAR. I'D
BETTER MARRY THEM AT ONCE.

I PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE...

BY THE AUTHORITY
VESTED IN ME... BY ME.

LIVE HAPPILY, LONG LIFE, LOTS OF
CHILDREN, ALL THAT SORT OF THING.

HMM? HE SHOULD KISS THE BRIDE.

HE IS, DEAR.

AND NOW CAN WE GO BACK TO BED?

WAKE UP. WAKE UP, SLEEPY-HEADS.

IT'S MORNING.

NO.

OH, DEAR! NO!

GULLIVER! ELIZABETH!

DARLING, IF WE'RE GONE TOO LONG,

GLUMDALCLITCH MIGHT
GET INTO TROUBLE.

GLUMDALCLITCH IS A BIG
GIRL... A VERY BIG GIRL.

SHE CAN TAKE CARE OF HERSELF.

NO MORE CARES. NO MORE WORRIES.

NOT A ONE. ALL I HAVE
TO DO IS KEEP YOU HAPPY,

AND I'M GOING TO WORK
VERY HARD TO DO IT.

WORK? WHAT FOR? TO
GET MONEY TO BUY FOOD.

BUT WE GET ALL OUR FOOD FREE.

WELL, THEN TO PAY
TAXES, AT LEAST.

BUT THERE ARE NO TAXES ON US.

WELL, THEN TO SAVE
MONEY FOR OUR FAMILY.

THE KING WILL GIVE US ALL
THE MONEY WE EVER NEED.

YES, BUT...

WELL, I GUESS SO.

I SUPPOSE I DON'T HAVE A THING TO
WORRY ABOUT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

GULLIVER? ELIZABETH?
WHERE ARE YOU?

ANSWER ME!

ELIZABETH! HERE I AM!

DOWN HERE!

GLUMDALCLITCH, HURRY! OVER HERE!

- GLUMDALCLITCH!
- OH! THERE YOU ARE!

- WHERE'S GULLIVER?
- HERE I AM!

DOWN HERE.

GLUMDALCLITCH! DOWN HERE!

DON'T EVER RUN AWAY AGAIN.
THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME.

BUT WHY DID YOU RUN
AWAY? WE DIDN'T RUN AWAY.

SOMEDAY WHEN YOU'RE GROWN UP...

I-I MEAN, WHEN YOU BECOME
AN ADULT, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED.

DEAR GLUMDALCLITCH, WE'RE
SORRY. WE WON'T DO IT AGAIN.

I LOVE YOU BOTH SO MUCH,
BUT YOU MUST DO WHAT I SAY.

YOU MUST BEHAVE OR THE KING WON'T
LET ME STAY WITH YOU IN THE CASTLE.

I HAVE TO TAKE YOU
BACK RIGHT NOW.

THE QUEEN IS TERRIBLY WORRIED.

YOU UPSET THE QUEEN VERY MUCH.

I MUST FORBID YOU EVER TO
LEAVE AGAIN WITHOUT PERMISSION.

WHERE DID YOU GO?
ON OUR HONEYMOON.

OH, YOUR COUNTRYSIDE IS AS BEAUTIFUL
AND GREEN AS ENGLAND IN THE SPRING.

BUT WE WON'T GO
WALKING ALONG AGAIN.

VERY SENSIBLE, TINY ONE. GLUMDALCLITCH
IS HERE TO TAKE CARE OF YOU.

I CAN TAKE CARE OF ELIZABETH.

GOOD! GOOD! I LIKE
LITTLE MEN WITH SPUNK.

THERE, MAKOVAN. LET'S
SEE THE COURT ALCHEMIST...

FIGURE HIMSELF A MAGIC FORMULA
TO GET HIMSELF OUT OF THAT.

A CLEVER MOVE, SIRE.

NO, NO, NO, MAKOVAN. HE'LL TAKE
YOUR ROOK IF YOU MOVE THERE.

- I BEG YOUR PARDON!
- I'M SORRY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE INTERFERED.

YOU PLAY CHESS IN
YOUR TINY COUNTRY?

QUITE OFTEN, SIRE.
HE'S VERY GOOD.

WELL, LET'S SEE HOW
GOOD HE REALLY IS.

TAKE OVER MAKOVAN'S GAME.

- MAY I STUDY THE BOARD?
- OF COURSE.

I'M READY, YOUR MAJESTY.

THAT'S A STRANGE MOVE.

VERY. I'D LIKE TO
KNOW MORE ABOUT HIM.

TELL ME,

WHAT WERE YOU IN YOUR
LITTLE COUNTRY, GULLIVER?

OH, I WAS A DOCTOR.

AH! A WITCHERY DOCTOR.

NO, MAKOVAN. A BODILY DOCTOR.

I DON'T BELIEVE THAT
BAYING AT THE MOON...

OR WAVING A DEAD CAT OVER YOUR
HEAD WILL CURE A BLADDER AILMENT.

STOP THAT JABBERING.
IT'S MY MOVE.

RIDICULOUS.

IMPOSSIBLE. BUT...

NOW, I... I CAN TAKE YOUR...

NO, NO. THEN YOU CAN TAKE MY...

- OH, THIS IS AN IDIOTIC GAME!
- YOU'D BETTER LET HIM WIN.

YOU WIN!

GULLIVER CAN'T HELP IT IF
HE'S A BRIGHT LITTLE MAN.

AND IT ISN'T LIKE YOU
TO BE A BAD LOSER.

HIS MAJESTY DIDN'T LOSE.

HE WAS TRICKED INTO MAKING
FALSE MOVES BY A WITCH.

A WITCH, YOU SAY?

OH, BUT I COULDN'T HAVE BEEN
BEATEN BY SUCH A TINY WITCH.

PERHAPS HE WASN'T
ALWAYS THAT SMALL.

A WITCH CAN MAKE
HIMSELF ANY SIZE HE WANTS.

OH!

HAVE YOU SEEN THE WAY HE
KISSES THAT LITTLE WOMAN OF HIS?

WITCHES AREN'T INTERESTED
IN... THAT SORT OF THING.

PRECISELY. DO MARRIED
PEOPLE KISS SO HAPPILY?

ALWAYS? ALL THE TIME?

YOU HAVE A POINT THERE, MAKOVAN.

OH!

OHH!

MY STOMACH!

OH, IT HURTS!

MAKOVAN, GET ME SOME
HERBS QUICKLY! I... OHH!

THEY'RE ANGRY WITH US.

IT'S PAST TEATIME, AND THEY
ALWAYS INVITED ME TO TEA.

IS THAT THE PRICE FOR THIS
PARADISE, GIVING UP OUR DIGNITY?

YOU COULD'VE LOST THE CHESS
GAME. THAT ISN'T LOSING YOUR DIGNITY.

IT'S PRETENDING TO BE STUPID. AND
IF THAT ISN'T LOSING YOUR DIGNITY...

AT LEAST YOU COULD
TRY TO HUMOR THEM.

I COULD DO MORE. I
COULD EDUCATE THEM.

THEY ARE SO BACKWARD,
THEY'RE LIVING IN THE MIDDLE AGES.

NOW, DON'T TRY TO CHANGE THEM.

THAT'D SPOIL EVERYTHING.
WE'RE HAPPY HERE.

WE CAN'T BE HAPPY AS
LONG AS WE'RE NOBODIES.

YOU TRY TO BE THEIR
EQUAL, THEY'LL HATE US.

AND IF I DON'T,
THEY'LL LAUGH AT US.

AND IF THEY LAUGH AT US LONG
ENOUGH, THEY'LL GET BORED WITH US.

AND IF THEY GET BORED,
THEY'LL STOP LAUGHING.

AND SINCE THAT'S ALL WE'RE
HERE FOR, THEY'LL GET RID OF US.

SHH. THE QUEEN IS ILL.

WHEN? WE JUST LEFT HER.

I SAW THEM CARRY HER DOWN
THE HALL TO HER QUARTERS.

WHO'S TAKING CARE
OF HER? MAKOVAN.

THAT QUACK. SHE NEEDS A
DOCTOR. NO, LEMUEL, PLEASE.

SHE'S HEALTHY. SHE JUST
EATS TOO MUCH. PLEASE! WAIT!

GLUMDALCLITCH, TAKE ME
TO MAKOVAN'S LABORATORY.

OH, I CAN'T DO THAT. THE KING
WON'T ALLOW IT. IT'S FORBIDDEN.

DO AS I SAY, GLUMDALCLITCH!

BUT IT'S AN EVIL PLACE,
FILLED WITH MAKOVAN'S MAGIC.

BUT I'M GOING TO TURN
HIS MAGIC INTO MEDICINE.

GULLIVER, NO! YOU'LL BE KILLED!

DON'T WORRY. THIS IS OUR BEST
CHANCE TO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER,

FOREVER AND EVER.

GLUMDALCLITCH, TAKE ME THERE.

OHH! THIS WILL SOOTHE YOU.

MY SPECIAL FORMULA
MADE OF SPIRITS OF THERIAC.

IT'S TOO HOT, YOU FOOL!

IT MUST BE HOT, YOUR MAJESTY!

IT'S NOT HELPING HER, MAKOVAN.

TRY ANOTHER FORMULA.

KING BROB? PLEASE, KING
BROB, LET DR. GULLIVER HELP HER.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE? GO AWAY, CHILD.

GULLIVER. JUST
RELAX, YOUR MAJESTY.

I'M A PHYSICIAN, A DOCTOR,
AND I'M GOING TO HELP YOU.

- I'M DYING.
- YOU ARE NOT DYING,
DEAR WOMAN.

YOU MERELY HAVE
AN UPSET STOMACH.

BUT IT ACHES SO.

I HAVE PREPARED A SIMPLE
SOLUTION OF LAUDANUM, A PAREGORIC.

DRINK IT, AND YOU'LL
FEEL BETTER IMMEDIATELY.

ARE YOU SURE, DOCTOR?

I KNOW IT WILL CURE YOU.
I'M STAKING MY LIFE ON IT.

AS A PHYSICIAN, I WISH I COULD
TAKE MADAM'S HAND AND SOOTHE HER.

YES, DOCTOR.

NOW, THE MEDICINE IS ON
THE TABLE BESIDE THE BED.

YOU'LL DRINK IT DOWN LIKE A
GOOD GIRL. YES, DR. GULLIVER.

SHE'S CALLING FOR THE LITTLE
MAN. SHE'S LOSING HER MIND!

NO, KING BROB. HE'S GOING
TO HELP HER. HE'S A DOCTOR.

HELP HER? THAT LITTLE
WITCH? WHERE IS HE?

PUT IT DOWN! NO, NO!
GO AWAY, MAKOVAN.

- ALL OF IT, MADAM. ALL OF IT!
- YES, DOCTOR.

IT'S WITCH'S BREW.

HE'S POISONED HER!
NONSENSE, MAKOVAN!

SHE NEEDED HELP ON THE
INSIDE, NOT THE OUTSIDE.

THERE HE IS.

CATCH HIM!

STOP IT, MAKOVAN!

AH. I FEEL MUCH BETTER ALREADY.

- ARE YOU SURE, DEAR?
- THE PAIN IS COMPLETELY GONE.

YOU GAVE ME THE
SCARE OF MY LIFE, DEAR.

ALL OF YOU, LEAVE.

I WISH TO CONSULT WITH GULLIVER.

YOU MAY LEAVE TOO, DEAR.

GULLIVER WILL BE
SAFE HERE WITH ME.

I SAID I'D LIKE A FEW MINUTES
ALONE WITH MY PHYSICIAN.

- YOUR WHAT?
- MY DOCTOR. DR. GULLIVER.

WELL, I... I CAN TAKE CARE OF
YOU. GET THAT MAN OFF YOUR BED.

YOU DIDN'T SAVE MY LIFE.
HE DID. BUT I'M YOUR HUSBAND.

I WANT MY DOCTOR.

ALL RIGHT, THEN!
I'LL TAKE MY DOCTOR!

DR. MAKOVAN, COME WITH ME.

I TOLD YOU HE WAS A WITCH, SIRE.

SHALL I BURN HIM?

IT'S NOT FAIR TO BURN A WITCH
WITHOUT PROVING HE'S A WITCH.

WELL, DO YOU WANT ME TO BURN
HIM FIRST, THEN PROVE HIM A WITCH?

OR SHALL I PROVE HIM A
WITCH, THEN BURN HIM?

BUT I DON'T WANT THE QUEEN
UPSET. THAT'S WHAT I WANT.

THEN I SHALL PROVE HIM
FIRST AND THEN BURN HIM LATER.

IS THAT WHAT YOU WISH, SIRE?

MUST I ALWAYS TELL YOU
WHAT TO DO, WHAT NOT TO DO?

SHOW A LITTLE INITIATIVE.

CAN I WATCH WHEN
YOU MAKE HIM A WITCH?

I'M NOT MAKING HIM
A WITCH, SWEETNESS.

HE IS A WITCH, AND
DADDY'S JUST PROVING IT.

CAN I WATCH? ARE YOU GOING
TO BURN HIM AFTERWARDS? CAN I?

WITCHES ARE ALWAYS BURNED
AT MIDNIGHT, SHRYKE, MY DARLING,

AFTER YOUR BEDTIME.

I-I WAS TOLD TO BRING
DR. GULLIVER HERE.

YES, OF COURSE, MY DEAR.
JUST PUT HIM DOWN ON THE TABLE.

NOT WITH THAT CAT HERE.

I'D BETTER KEEP
HIM IN MY BASKET.

THE THING'S A DOLL!

YOU SENT FOR ME, MAKOVAN?
CAN I BE OF SOME SERVICE?

PERHAPS. OH, THIS IS
MY DAUGHTER SHRYKE.

DARLING, THIS IS GLUMDALCLITCH,
GUARDIAN OF THIS LITTLE, UH...

HE'S NOT A DOLL.
HE'S MY LITTLE MAN.

I MAY NOT BE BIG ENOUGH TO BE
YOUR FATHER, BUT I AM OLD ENOUGH.

HE'S SILLY-LOOKING, AND
HE SQUEAKS LIKE A MOUSE.

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ONE.

NOW, NOW, GIRLS, BOTH OF
YOU GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY.

KING BROB TOLD ME NEVER TO LEAVE
GULLIVER WHEN HE'S AWAY FROM HIS CASTLE.

OUT, I SAID.

THERE WILL BE HONEY CAKES
AND MILK FOR BOTH OF YOU LATER.

IT'S ALL RIGHT, GLUMDALCLITCH.

WE HAVE GROWN-UP,
SCIENTIFIC MATTERS TO DISCUSS.

WHAT SUBSTANCE IS THAT?

AIR, WATER, FIRE AND EARTH.

PLUS THE FOUR SPIRITS
OF ANCIENT ALCHEMY:

MERCURY, SULPHUR, ARSENIC AND
SAL AMMONIAC? YOU KNOW ABOUT THEM?

ANY CHEMIST KNOWS THE DEBT WE
OWE TO THE SORCERERS AND MAGICIANS.

THEN YOU KNOW MAGIC.

THEY CALLED IT MAGIC
WHEN THEY TRIED TO USE...

CHEMICAL COMPOUNDS
TO CHANGE IRON INTO GOLD,

BUT WE CALL IT CHEMISTRY NOW.

YOU HAVE THE SECRET OF
MAKING GOLD OUT OF IRON?

I THINK IT WOULD BE EASIER TO MAKE
A SILK PURSE OUT OF A SOW'S EAR.

YOU CAN DO THAT TOO?

STOP THAT! GIRLS!

STOP IT! STOP THAT, I SAID!

EASY, NOW. DADDY LOVES
HIS LITTLE BABY. THERE, THERE.

DR. GULLIVER, MAKOVAN IS GOING
TO PUT YOU INTO THOSE TANKS.

YOU'LL TURN BLUE, AND THAT'LL
PROVE TO HIM YOU'RE A WITCH.

AND THEN HE'LL KILL YOU.

DON'T BE ALARMED, GLUMDALCLITCH.
I CAN HANDLE MAKOVAN.

BUT EVERYONE HE
SAYS IS A WITCH...

THEY TURN BLUE IN
THOSE MAGIC WATERS.

WHAT DID YOU DO? YOU'RE
NOT A WITCH, ARE YOU?

NO, GLUMDALCLITCH.

THERE, THERE, MY SWEET.

THERE! NOW, YOU LEAVE
HER ALONE, YOU LITTLE BULLY.

NOW SIT HERE, MY SWEET, AND
WATCH ME TURN THE LITTLE MAN BLUE.

CAN I STAY UP LATE
TONIGHT AND SEE THE FIRE?

TURN BLUE? ME? AN INNOCENT MAN?

ANYONE WITH A SHRIVELED BRAIN
WHO CAN BEAT THE KING AT CHESS,

WHO CAN CURE A QUEASY QUEEN,

WHO CAN MAKE A SILK PURSE OUT
OF A SOW'S EAR, MUST TURN BLUE.

CLIMB DOWN INTO THAT PAN.

THAT'S ENOUGH. GET
INTO THE NEXT ONE.

- CLIMB OUT, GULLIVER.
- YES, SIR.

HE DIDN'T TURN BLUE!
HE DIDN'T TURN BLUE!

INCREDIBLE! MERELY THE LAW OF
PREDICTABLE CHEMICAL REACTION.

THE FIRST BEAKER CONTAINS
LICHEN, WHICH FEEDS ON ALGAE ROCKS.

ANYONE STEPPING INTO
LICHEN AND THEN INTO A

BEAKER CONTAINING
ANY ALKALINE COMPOUND...

MUST TURN BLUE. BUT YOU'RE RED.

OF COURSE. I CHANGED THE
ALKALINE SOLUTION TO ACID.

ACID WILL THEN
TURN ANYTHING RED.

AMAZING WITCHERY.
IT'S STILL COLORLESS.

IT'S THE SAME PRINCIPLE
AS YOUR EXPERIMENT,

BUT IT WILL STILL TURN YOU RED.

NEVER.

GULLIVER, THE CAT!

MY CAT!

YOU'VE TURNED HER RED!

OH, NO! THERE, THERE, MY SWEET!

DADDY DIDN'T DO
IT. THE WITCH DID IT.

NOW YOUR HAIR WILL
TURN RED, MAKOVAN,

SURE AS SCIENCE IS
SCIENCE, AND I'M NOT A WITCH!

IT'S TURNING! IT'S TURNING!

IT IS, DADDY. IT'S
RED. YOUR HAIR!

LITTLE WITCH, YOU'LL MAKE A
SHORT BUT COLORFUL FLAME!

WHERE DOES HE GET SUCH POWER...

TO TURN MY HAIR RED,
TO CURE THE QUEEN?

I SAY DESTROY THE WITCH,
SIRE, BEFORE HE DESTROYS US!

BUT IT WASN'T MAGIC!

HE'S NOT A WITCH! INVISIBLE
SPIRITS. EVIL SPIRITS!

MAKOVAN COULDN'T HAVE TURNED
HIS OWN HEAD RED, BUT YOU DID.

ONLY BECAUSE I KNOW
SCIENCE AND CHEMISTRY.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING. IF
THERE WAS, I SHOULD KNOW IT.

NO ONE CAN KNOW EVERYTHING.

WHAT MY SORCERER
DOESN'T KNOW DOESN'T EXIST.

BROBDINGNAGIANS ARE THE WISEST
AND STRONGEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD,

AND I'M THEIR KING,
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

NOW, ADMIT YOU NEVER BEAT ME
AT CHESS. BY FAIR MEANS, I MEAN.

IF I DENY THAT I
KNOW WHAT I KNOW...

AND SEE WHAT I SEE
AND HEAR WHAT I HEAR,

THEN I DENY ALL KNOWLEDGE, SIRE.

WHAT HAPPENS IF THE QUEEN
GETS A STOMACHACHE AGAIN?

THAT HAS NOTHING TO
DO WITH THIS. NOTHING!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND? GET THAT
THROUGH YOUR LITTLE THICK HEAD!

DENY ANYTHING THEY WANT! SAY
ANYTHING THEY WANT, BUT SAVE YOURSELF!

I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU.

OPEN THE CAGE. I'M READY
TO CONFESS EVERYTHING.

CONFESS THEN.

I CONFESS THAT THE SUN
GOES ROUND THE EARTH.

I CONFESS THAT
THE WORLD IS FLAT.

I CONFESS THAT THERE IS
NO SUCH THING AS MEDICINE...

OR SCIENCE.

AND ADMIT THAT IT WOULD TAKE
A WITCH TO BEAT ME AT CHESS.

IT WOULD TAKE A WITCH.

NOW HE'S MORE GUILTY THAN EVER.

HE ADMITS THERE WAS NO MEDICINE,
SO HE CURED THE QUEEN WITH NOTHING.

ONLY A WITCH COULD DO THAT.
WE MUST BURN HIM AT ONCE.

I'M AFRAID WE MUST. I'M SORRY.

YOU PROMISED THAT I
WOULD BE SPARED. YOU LIED!

YOU WEAR THE TERROR AND
THE FEAR OF THE IGNORANT.

- WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
YOU WANT TO DESTROY!
- BURN HIM.

NO! WAIT.

I HAVE A BETTER WAY
TO DESTROY A WITCH.

REMARKABLE IDEA, SIRE.

THERE WON'T EVEN
BE AN ASH REMAINING.

NO.

NO! GO BACK TO BED,
CHILD. NOW, GO BACK TO BED.

ELIZABETH MUST BE
SPARED. SHE'S DONE NOTHING.

THEY'RE BOTH ALIKE,
SIRE. ON WITH IT! ON WITH IT!

LEAVE HER THERE FOR NOW.
OPEN THE DOOR OF THE CAGE.

DR. GULLIVER, TAKE THIS.

COME ON! COME ON NOW!

HOLD HIM! KILL HIM!

HIT HIM AGAIN! HIT HIM!

SEE WHAT POWERS HE HAS, SIRE?

THE STRENGTH OF A
DOZEN HIS SIZE. BURN HIM!

GULLIVER! ELIZABETH!

AFTER THEM! STOP HER!

DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY!

THEY'RE COMING.
WHERE SHALL I HIDE YOU?

YOU CAN'T STAY ALONE HERE.
THE ANIMALS WILL EAT YOU.

YOU CAN'T DO ANY MORE,
GLUMDALCLITCH. SAVE YOURSELF.

THEY'RE NOT HERE!
WHERE ARE THEY?

WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE
WITCHES? I DON'T KNOW! I DON'T KNOW!

OH, LEAVE THAT
SILLY CHILD ALONE!

THEY'RE SOMEWHERE
DOWN HERE. FIND THEM!

THEY MUST BE SOMEWHERE HERE.

WE CAN'T LET THEM ESCAPE!

SET LIGHT TO THE
BRUSH. BURN THEM!

WE'RE GOING TO DIE HERE.

OH, IF ONLY I'D LISTENED TO YOU.

IF ONLY I HADN'T TRIED
TO MAKE YOU LIVE MY WAY.

NO. IF ONLY I HADN'T LEFT WAPPING
AND WANTED EVERYTHING MY WAY.

THERE THEY ARE! AT THE STREAM!

HURRY! INTO THE BASKET!

WHERE ARE WE?

I DON'T KNOW.

WAS IT A DREAM?

AS REAL AS ANYTHING WE THINK.

BUT THE GIANTS? WHAT
IF THE GIANTS COME BACK?

THEY'RE ALWAYS WITH US...
GIANTS AND THE LILLIPUTIANS...

INSIDE US.

THEIR TERRIBLE WORLD
WAITING TO TAKE OUR LIVES,

WAITING FOR US
TO MAKE A MISTAKE,

TO BE SELFISH AGAIN.

HOW CAN WE BEAR IT?

HOW CAN WE LIVE WITH SUCH FEAR?

WITH LOVE, THE WAY
GLUMDALCLITCH DID.

GLUMDALCLITCH. WHAT
HAPPENED TO HER?

SHE'S WAITING TO BE BORN.

YES.

WE'RE BACK IN OUR WORLD!

PARDON ME, SIR. WE'RE LOST.

PERHAPS YOU'VE HEARD OF OUR COUNTRY
FROM A WANDERING SOLDIER OF FORTUNE...

OR A SAILOR WHO
TRAVELS THE SEAS.

WE COME FROM A FAR-OFF
COUNTRY CALLED ENGLAND.

AND A TOWN CALLED
WAPPING, BY THE SEA.

ARE YOU BALMY,
GUV'NOR? THIS IS ENGLAND!

AND WAPPING'S JUST THE
OTHER SIDE OF THAT WOOD.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU, SIR.