Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) - full transcript

Go, go panthers.

Go, go, go panthers.

Go, go panthers.

Go, go, go panthers.

''you're a t-Rex on the loose

''I'm coming out to get you

''I'm gonna cook your goose

''everything is different

''it's a different game

''jump into the fire

''jump into my brain



''dinosaur music inside my brain

''sometimes I feel like
I'm gonna go insane

''feel the rumble

''feel the roar

''dance to the music

''of the dinosaur

''I'm a dinosaur man

''a prehistoric dude

''king of the jungle

''coming after you

''I'm a t-Rex on the prowl

''a reptile on the move

''better watch your step

''I'm coming after you



''dinosaur music inside my brain

''sometimes I feel
like I'm going insane

''I feel the rumble,
I feel the roar

''dance to the music
of the dinosaur, ow

Oh, good practice you guys.

Go home, get some rest.
All right, guys!

A-plus practice,
girls, have a good day.

Hi.

Hi.

How you doing? - Fine.

I have sociology, you
wanna walk me there?

Yeah, sure.

Oh, you look awful.

What happened?

Coach is paying
us back for loosing.

I thought you did great.

Yeah, well, the only great
is when you win.

Work it girl.

Oh.

Hi, Byron.

Oh my goodness.

Byron, meet Michael.

Well it's a pleasure
to meet you in the flesh.

You know Tammy talks
about you all the time.

And I can say, girl,
you didn't exaggerate

one little bit.

Well, I got to fly.

Bye, Michael.

Bye.

You know Byron, don't you?

Yeah, I think everybody
knows Byron.

So.

So what?

You shouldn't have done this.

I can't accept it. - Why not?

Because.

You know exactly why not.

Tammy, you can't live
the rest of your life

being scared of somebody.
It's not worth it.

Don't you understand
that if he hurts you,

I would never be able
to forgive myself.

But I'm not scared of him.

I know you're not,
but you should be.

I just can't do it.

You're crazy, you know that?

Maybe that's what I like
about you so much, ugh.

So you gonna go to
the party this weekend?

Okay.

All right.

Yo, shit head!

Oh no.

Michael, you gotta
get out of here.

I'm not running
from this guy Tammy.

He's going to hurt you.

And if he touches me,

I'm gonna hurt him back.

What the hell you
think you're doing man?

Billy, you're gonna
get in a lot of trouble...

- I'm walking with this la...
- You stay out of this.

I'm walking with this lady,

what do you think
you're doin', man?

That's my lady all right?

- Billy, leave him alone!
- You stay out of this.

- Don't you touch her man.
- Hey, don't touch me, man.

Hey man, come on.

You know something, I'm not
gonna kill you this time.

Nah.

It's cool.

Stop it!

- Kill him!
- Do it Billy, do it!

Come on man!

Stop it!

Come on man.

Billy, stop it!

Stop!

The ball twist!

What are you gonna
do now, dickless?

Yeah.

What do you think
about that, huh?

Come on!

Ooh.

Good move.

What's going on here?

Guys, break it up.

What the hell is going on here?

Billy.

You know the school's got a
restraining order against you.

Now you let go of
that boys gonads.

Get him off me man!

- Come on man.
- I let you,

you let go man.

What we've got
here is one of them

testicular stand offs.

You're not squeezing
much, Michael!

Okay, here's what
we're gonna do.

I'm gonna count to
three and then you both

let go at the same time.

Okay.

One. - One.

- Two.
- Two.

- Three.
- Three.

Dammit, I said three.

- Let go!
- I'll let go man!

Get off!

What's the matter with you
boy? Aint you got no balls?

I got a cup on.

I'm gonna kill you man.

- Help me get him up.
- I'm gonna kill you man!

I'm going to kill you!

Do you hear me?

You're dead, dead!

You're dead, man!

You're dead!

Do you hear me?

You're dead!

Dead!

You're gonna die.

Let go of me, let go of me.

- Tammy!
- Leave me alone!

Oh, I swear that brute
is going to ruin her life.

I don't understand
why she went out

with him in the first place.

She made a mistake,
believe me, we all do.

Yeah, I guess so.

Don't give up.

Remember, true love
never fails, honey.

Lights!

Now.

Let me see it move.

The eyes!

How about those babies?

Beautiful.

Beautiful!

The hands!

Its mouth!

The bastard looks like you, man.

Now.

Show me its power.

I'll show
you power you old hack.

Whoa.

I don't think
he likes you, Gunther.

Very amusing, Bobby.

Sorry about that boss.

Thing's already got
a mind of its own.

Now.

Show me its teeth,
before I show you mine.

Ah, that's excellent.

That...

Is excellent.

And now, my pet only
needs his mobility.

I mean life beyond
this boring room

and the limitations
of a stupid computer.

L, my love, will give
you that freedom.

I will give you everything.

I will give you a brain.

I will give you immortality!

What a crock of shit.

Yes!

Yes!

''heartbreaker, loneliness is
something you'll never find

''truth is the only thing

''that'll make you realize

''it was a stormy
night that came in

''to whisper baby

''why oh why didn't

hello?

Michael?

Yeah?

I'm sorry I ran away today.

I just couldn't stand it.

That's okay.

How are you feeling?

Fine, I guess.

What are you doing right now?

Just lying here.

I want you to come over.

What happened?

I just wanna be
with you, I need you.

I'm tired of being
alone and I just

want you here with me right now.

Okay.

All right, I'm on my way.

Wait, Michael?

Just don't let my
parents see you okay?

Okay.

Go to the window by the
driveway, that's my room.

All right, all right.

All right, bye. - Wait, wait.

And don't park out in front.

- Don't worry, I'm on my way.
- Okay.

All right, bye.

Yes!

Tammy!

Michael.

Come over here.

Climb up the trellis.

Be careful.

- Did you see that?
- What?

That.

Oh, my god.

This is perfect.

Way perfect.

Let's call her parents.

No, I got a better idea.

Let's call Billy. Yes.

Hi.

Your mom and dad are
downstairs watching something.

Okay, shh.

Oh.

Oh, my god.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Shh.

Hello?

On, hi dad.

It's your dad?

I'm sorry, I knocked
my dictionary over.

I'm doing my homework up here.

Okay.

I love you too.

Good night.

That was your dad?

Come up here before you
knock something else over.

Oh my gosh.

What are you doing?

I'm so paranoid.

Did you lock the door?

Don't worry.

Don't worry. - Okay.

I'm glad you're here.

Yeah, me too.

I think.

Why don't you take
your jacket off?

Yeah.

Oh wait.

I got something for you.

Oh.

Thank you. - You're welcome.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Ooh, that's hot.

Well Teddy, don't burn yourself.

What's that?

I don't know.

Who is it?

Oh god, it's Billy.

Oh just call the police.

Oh, I'll handle this myself.

Goddammit.

What is that?

Shh.

Let me in!

What the?

Tammy!

I know what you're
doing up there!

Tammy!

- Billy's here.
- Shit.

Michael, go, get out of here.

I'm not running from this guy.

Michael, I don't want
my parents to know.

Just go.

Are you sure
you're gonna be okay?

Yes, just go.

Get out of here. - Okay.

Bye. - Bye.

You open this door!

Open the door!
Billy, leave me alone!

Where is he?

- Are you out of your mind?
- Where is he?

You could go back
to jail for this.

Stop.

Son of a bitch, it's his, man.

I'ma get you asshole!

Get in the cars, now.

How could you do this?

You're mine, don't
you know you're mine?

I'll be back, all right?

I'm coming back. - Come on man.

Billy!

Please, you've got to wait?

No, it's a gang-gang.

Michael, run!

Get that son of a bitch!

Go, get him!

Go, go, go, go, go!

Go!

Go!

Come on, go!

Come on, come on,
come on, come on!

Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Get in the car.

Get in the car, lazy!

Get him, he's right there!

Come on, come on, get in there!

Come on, get him, before
he gets in the trees!

Take this, you son of a bitch!

Hey asshole.

- Hit him.
- Get him.

Yeah!

What would you do if
someone screwed your old lady

and you had the
power to do whatever

you want to that fucker, huh?

What would you do?

Billy, it's not even
about you anymore, man.

She's finished with
you, it's over.

You wanna bet, asshole?

Put him in the trunk,
I'll teach this fucker

a lesson you'll never
forget, you fucking asshole.

Come here.

We better not tell
anyone we did this.

What do you think
they're gonna do to him?

I don't know.

Billy looks pretty mad.

Come on!

- Come on guys.
- Come on, let's go.

Get me out of here.

How far you going, boss?

I'm going all the way.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Right there.

Stop the car.

All right, get him out.

Get him out!

This place gives
me the fuckin' creeps.

You know I've been
thinking things over.

It's not always good to
do what comes naturally.

So you know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna let you go, asshole.

So what do you say?

Thanks.

What?

What was that?

Thank you.

Oh.

"Thank you."

Next time...

I'll fucking kill you man.

I'll fucking kill ya.

Get in the car.

Hey man, aren't
you gonna tell him?

Eh, he'll find out soon enough.

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

Slow down, girl, just
being here makes me dizzy.

Just a minute, please.

Ooh, he's in intensive care.

That's room 203, down the hall.

Okay, thank you.

Nice nails, sister.

Paging Dr. feinberg,

please report to or.

No, this way.

Oh my god.

What did he do to you?

What did he do to you Michael?

Oh, I'ma faint.

I'ma faint.

Byron, don't do this
now, just go sit down.

Ooh.

Ooh!

Who's this?

Uncle Bob, it's
Michael's guardian.

Hey uncle Bob.

I know exactly how you feel.

May I? - Michael?

I don't know if you can hear me,

but I'm so sorry.

This is all my fault,
I never should have

asked you to come over.

I love you so much.

You can't blame yourself
for love's passion, honey.

Ooh.

Ooh, it's the beast,
it's the beast.

Run beauty, run!

Get out of here.

I'm not leaving
her alone with you.

You little shit.

Hey, leave him alone.

Don't you think you've
done enough already?

Who are you talking about?

You know exactly
what I'm talking about.

Leave us alone.

Come on, you're
coming with me now.

I don't belong to you.

- You just do what I tell you.
- No.

You bitch!

Your fucking eyes out.

We mean it you little weasel.

You okay boss?

I'll get you for this bitch.

You're gonna pay for this.

You're gonna pay for this.

You need a wheelchair?

Are you fuckin' nuts?

They're too small.

Yeah! - Yeah!

Are you sure you don't
need any help Billy?

Shut the fuck up.

Good afternoon, my dear.

Can you tell me where
I can Dr. rosenthal?

May I ask who's requesting him?

Don't you know the world
famous Dr. wachenstein?

No I don't.

Dr. rosenthal is in section c.

Section c, that's a good
number, thank you so much.

Stupid nails.

Paging Dr. sarlouis.

- Jerry, Jerry, how are you?
- Oh, doctor.

Thank god I found you.

You know the
patient that I spoke

to you earlier about?
Yes, yes I do.

Sir, he's right
around the corner.

Right here?

The victim of a
vicious lion attack.

Really?

Oh my. - Yes, it was awful.

Mhm.

Now there's no cranium damage,

but he's been comatose
for over 15 hours.

Are there any injuries
to the upper spinal region?

None that we know of sir.

Okay, well I will check him out

and see what I can do.

God bless you doctor.

By the way, how's
that latest experiment

of yours coming along?
I'm glad you asked that,

because I think I'm on the
verge of a breakthrough.

Do you mind?

Oh, not at all.

Thank you, in fact.

Helga.

Hello, hi.

My name is Dr. wachenstein.

I am a visiting
neurosurgeon specializing

in severe comatose conditions.

Oh, and this is my nurse Helga.

Helga, would you
check the patient

for his vital signs, please?

Yes, doctor.

Excuse me, didn't
I see you in a movie?

Which movie?

You didn't see that one.

And you, are you a
patient or a relative?

No, I'm his girlfriend.

He doesn't have any
family, just his guardian

uncle Bob over there.

Him?

Helga, did you hear that?

This is his only
living relative.

How sad.

You know, I'm going
to try everything I can

to help bring your
friend back and possibly

you could help me with that.

Okay, how?

Well, in cases of severe
comas, we not only treat

the body, we also treat the
psyche of the patient, you see,

so you must tell me
everything you know about him.

For example, for example.

Was he a well adjusted person?

Oh yeah.

Yeah. - Good, good.

Any fits of anger or depression?

No.

Doctor, doctor, we
have a big problem here.

Here, let me see, let me see.

Let me see.

Has his heart stopped?

Yes, his heart has stopped.

Resuscitate Helga.

No, Michael, no!

Ooh, mommy.

If he wakes up now, he's gonna
have a heart attack for sure.

Live!

Live!

Live!

Live!

Live!

Live!

Well that's it.

I'm sorry, I'm really
sorry, I did all I could.

No!

That's it?

He's dead?

It's an unfathomable
twist of fate

when god takes someone
so young and innocent.

But we must remember,
that he is going

to a far, far, far,
far better place.

Helga, take him to the morgue.

I'm going, and don't
try to revive me.

Don't worry, I won't.

All right now, I will
meet you out in the car

and you be very careful, okay?

Okay.

Come here, you sweet thing.

This is just a bad
a bad day for everybody.

Oh shit.

Dammit.

Oh, you are an angel, Helga.

Delivering this fine soul
to our gentle, loving care.

It looks like he's
coming out of his coma.

Well put him back, put him back.

Oh, Tammy.

Tammy is that you?

Ow, man, that hurt!

Oh don't worry, you'll
feel all better soon.

Oh man, that feels good.

Oh that feels good.

- Oh he's such a sweet boy.
- Yes he is.

Here, put him in,
quick, quick, quick.

Come on. - Oh, man.

I just had the weirdest dream.

I was in Kansas and
there was this tornado.

And you were there. I was, huh?

Good.

And you were there.

Helga.

That's good, that's good.

Into the car.

Hernia!

Okay, go.

Take the body.

The patient is ready, doctor.

So it begins.

One simple life sacrifice
for the good of all mankind,

and us of course.

Scalpel, please.

You know, I feel like
Christopher Columbus

on the verge of discovering
a whole new world.

He thought he was in Asia.

This is a much better place.

Yee yowie!

Oh, I love brains.

Saw please, saw.

Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes.

What's happening?

What's going on?

Helga.

You're going to
traumatize his brain

before we even get it.

The human brain is
a lot more resilient

than you can think, huh, Bobby?

It can repair itself.

Reprogram itself.

It's even capable
of deceiving itself.

Imagining that it's
better than it is,

just to please itself, huh?

And you know what?

No pain, no gain, you know?

I mean if you're going
to make an omelet,

you have to break a few
eggs, right?

Okay.

Okay.

There you go.

Now.

Oh, hello there, hello there.

Ah, you see?

The brain.

One million years in the making.

The most powerful
thing ever created,

because it's a
master of everything.

Probe.

Now, let me see.

Oh yes, you see,
everything controls

and moves something
else, like this, watch.

Ah, see, that's
good, that's good.

Oh no, wait, wait, this
one's my favorite right here.

Watch this one, watch this.

Watch, ah ya ya ya yaya yaya ya.

I like to fool around
like that, huh?

Ah, we have to
remember this one, huh.

Okay, you hold this.

You really think that thing's

gonna be better
than my computer?

One million times better
than your computer, Bobby.

And more important,

it won't need you
to work it, hm?

Oh, you beauty, you.

What's going on?

He's lost his mind.

Let's get some
lights on up here.

That's good, that's very good.

Okay.

We must make sure that these
nerve endings align perfectly.

Okay.

Okay, Bobby, you ready to go?

Selection grid activated.

Okay, now this should be
the upper left fore limb.

- It's working fine, doctor.
- Good, good.

Karl! - Yes, doctor?

See if there's any movement
in the right leg down there.

Nothing seems to be working?

No, no?

Okay.

How about now?

Yes doctor, it's working.

That's good, that's good.

All right.

Now, this should
be the optic nerve.

But, ah that's it.

Now you can see again.

You can live again.

But this time,

it is forever.

Speak to me!

Success!

Now, let us implant the brain.

Okay, let me see him.

That's excellent.

Excellent.

I will perform the final
lobotomy in the morning

when the brain has
regained consciousness.

Bobby, you and Karl,
you clean up this mess

and you take the body
back to the morgue.

Helga, come on.

Right.

Asshole.

What?

What did you say?

Nothing.

You must have heard
my stomach rumbling.

We haven't eaten
all day, remember?

Then order a pizza.

Mmm.

Come on, Helga.

Food, food.

Hello?

Is anybody here?

Pizza man.

Hello?

Are you the double
cheese pepperoni?

What the hell was that?

Maybe it's waking up.

Yeah, it freaked
you out, didn't it?

I think it's possible.

Yeah, sure.

We created a monster.

The world shall be ours.

Hey, it's our pizza.

How much is it?

Um, your half's five bucks.

I'm starving, man.

Whoa, whoa.

Your half's five bucks.

All I gotis a 10.

Get you next time.

So what do you think?

You think he's crazy?

The professor.

He's a goddamn looney tune.

I don't know.

Maybe he really is a genius.

Oh Jesus Christ.

Don't you have any
respect at all?

What difference does
it make, little man?

We gotta put it back together

and get it to the morgue,
remember, testosterone man?

Yeah, right.

Okay.

You fix it, I'll go get the car.

So.

What do you think?

Artistic, aye?

All right.

Movin' and movin'.

There's no way you're
gonna be better

than my computer, man.

I'm a t-Rex.

T-Rex wanna cracker?

Ah.

You hear me in there?

Hello, anybody home?

I don't think so.

It's the stupidest idea
I've ever heard of.

You making that thing roar?

You're not supposed
to be awake yet.

You're not supposed
to be moving.

Stop.

Bobby, you doing this?

I'm warning you,
I'm a black belt.

I'll make doctor...

Hurry.

There's a dinosaur here.

That's it, now you
really made me mad.

Hurry, he just squashed a man.

He's coming for me.

Don't forget, $20 and numbers
five and seven to win.

Hi, this is
Tammy, leave me a message

or I'll be mad at you.

Just give me the keys.

"Just give the keys."

Harry, I'm not going
driving with you.

Holy shit.

Oh, this is great.

Who put this here?

Don't go near it, I saw it move.

Probably in your
eyes it did, honey.

I'm telling you, the
goddamn thing moved.

Oh it's cute.

Ooh.

I'd love a pair of
shoes and matching purse

made out of this.

''I'm beggin' ya, honey

''I'm beggin' you please

''you can book a train to Dallas

''and I'll take
you to Santa Cruz

''you can bet on
down at the seven

''if the two horse
lose, you lose

''listen to me baby

what about me?

We'll catch you later baby.

hi, Tammy.

I'm so sorry about
what happened.

Such a terrible
accident, just the worst.

It wasn't an accident, Michelle.

Well,

I'm sorry anyway.

What was that bitch doing here?

She was just trying
to say she's sorry.

Well she's a
little late for that.

I'll see you later.

I brought you a kamikaze
with a vodka chaser.

How you doing?

I don't know how I'm
ever gonna get over this.

You'll be okay.

Time heals all wounds.

You'll live to love again.

I promise.

- see you later.
- I'll be waiting.

Hey Billy, you wanna dance?

Hey I'll dance with you baby.

Uh, in your dreams.

Oh shady lady gets an attitude.

I'm getting out of here.

Sorry Tammy.

I can't believe he'd come
here after what he's done.

It's okay, I'll see you later.

Hey Tammy, hey!

Hey look, all right?

I just wanna talk to you.

I don't wanna see you for
the rest of my life, ever.

Yeah well that's just
gonna be fine, bitch.

I can't believe you let
her treat you like this.

Come on Billy, let's dance.

you go?

now you shouldn't
try that at home

unless of course I'm
there to help ya.

- Is that an invitation?
- Of course.

Hit me again, Ken.

There's just no
justice in this world.

Just no justice.

This'll take care of that.

Oh my god, it's an earthquake.

Oh no don't say
that, I'm scared.

Maybe it's a dinosaur.

Maybe it's your breath, honey.

Don't worry girls, caveman
Ken's here to take care of you.

- Well thank you Ken.
- He's mine.

''so trust me, I
won't let you down

''you made me think of
something I forgot

''and I'm busting my seams

''take my passion as a vow

''cause I'm gonna
let you love me

''came here with my own

''crawled myself into
your arms tonight

''you are my soul

''oh I'm gonna let you love me

''came here with my own

hey wait a minute,
where are you going?

With you man.

No, no, no, not now stupid.

God.

Who the fuck put this
piece of shit here?

She wants me man, I
know she wants me.

She'll come crawling
one of these days.

I know it.

Mhm.

What?

J please try not to judge me

j 'cause I'm gonna
let you love me

oh god.

Yes, yes Billy.

Yes.

Oh god.

Yes.

Yes, Billy.

Yes.

Oh Billy.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Billy.

Oh.

Oh.

Take it baby.

Oh yeah.

Yes, Billy.

Oh yes, yes.

Oh. - Yeah.

I'm good right?

I'm good, right?

I'm good, right?

I'm good, right?

Oh, yes.

Help me, Billy!

Hey, hey, there's a fuckin'
monster out here, man.

Are you listening?

Get the police here, now!

I'm telling you, now!

What is that?

Let's get out of here.

We need to get out
of here, come on,

somebody's gonna die!

You guys, that's just
Billy, he's kidding around.

Look at those teeth.

Thank you.

Run Byron, run!

Feet don't fail me now.

What's he doin'?

Shit, he's coming this way man.

Get under the car.

- Can you see him?
- Shh, shh, shut up man.

Shut up. - Oh, shit.

Oh, my god.

Get an ambulance down here.

This is sheriff black's deputy.

We need an ambulance
down here right away.

Over here, sheriff.

You're not gonna believe this.

What is it?

Oh my god, is that weasel?

Yep.

What's left of him. - God.

Sheriff!

You better come
take a look at this.

What do you got now?

Well.

It's awful hard to explain.

Oh, sweet Jesus,
it's a massacre.

Is that his head?
It aint no watermelon.

I think that's his nose.

It looks like he's
been bleeding, too.

I'll bet he don't even
bait his own fish hook.

Hey sheriff, you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

You know you
really ought to come

hunting with us
sometime, sheriff.

Old Neville here, he
was down right squeamish

til I taught him how to
cut the guts out of a deer.

Shh.

Hey.

Hold up, boys.

We'll blow this sucker away.

No, sir, don't sir.

What the hell is going on here?

What's going on here?

Come here, miss, get up.

Come on, get up, come here.

Quiet down, calm
down, calm down.

Listen, listen to me.

Can you tell me
what went on here?

It was,

it was...

They're in shock, sheriff.

You're gonna have to
slap it out of 'em.

Would you go get
the ambulance driver

and take him with you?

Come on, shakey.

Come on!

You need me to slap the
girl for you, sheriff?

No.

Go find some clues, okay?

Yes, sir.

It was, it was a dinosaur.

Awhat?

A dinosaur.

She's telling the truth, pop.

It was a dinosaur.

Byron, what the hell
are you doing here?

I was at the party
when it happened.

Oh Jesus Christ, Byron.

If you drop anything,
don't bend over.

All right, let's
get this straight.

Now you want me to believe that

a dinosaur did all of this?

Yes.

How's it going, Byron?

Not so good, norville.

Norville, take this young
lady to the ambulance, please.

This way, miss.

Listen, pop, I know it sounds

stupid and ridiculous, but
it was a real dinosaur.

Oh you mean somebody
dressed up in a costume,

something like that?

No, that is not what I mean.

It was as big as an elephant.

He was 10 feet tall.

I'm not lying, pop.

Were people doing drugs
at this party, Byron?

I don't know.

All I know, that
it was a dinosaur,

and it was as close
to me as you are.

All right, what was it doing?

If I tell you, you're
not gonna believe me.

Come on, come on, try me Byron.

Okay.

It picked me up,
dusted my jacket off,

and it killed those two
assholes over there.

Shit, Byron.

I'm telling you the truth.

Norville.

I want everybody here
tested for drugs,

including the victims.

I'm Neville. Sheriff, we've
got two more squished bodies

and a one-legged
girl over there.

She's still kind of
good looking though.

You're such a pervert.

Damn.

Karl?

Is that you?

Feeling a little
flat today, Karl?

This is incredible.

I mean, it's amazing, huh?

Any usable parts?

You should've
lobotomized him last night.

Eh, no, no, no.

See, this is better, huh?

Because it's not, it's more
than a machine with a brain.

I mean, it is a
machine with feelings.

With passion, with opinions.

We are on the brink of
something special, Helga.

We are going to be immortalized,
remembered forever,

with what we achieved
here, I mean it.

I will even hook up the libido
section when it's our turn.

And what about the other bodies?

Yeah, the bodies, we'll
just dispose of them.

I mean, we just make sure the
boy goes back to the morgue.

And what do we
tell our investors?

Tell them?

I show them this, and this, huh?

I mean, they will love it.

They are capitalists.

They will see nothing but
dollars, lots of dollars.

But come, we must
find our dinosaur.

What was the name of that girl?

What girl?

The girl at the
hospital you idiot.

- Gunther.
- I'm sorry, sorry.

Body, please, please,
we must bring the body.

All right, now, once
we find the dinosaur,

I know exactly what we must do.

- Did you hear that?
- What?

It sounds like tam.

Oh, well good, at least
she's up and around.

I don't know, she
doesn't sound right.

What do you mean?

What did you hear?

I don't know, something's weird.

Remember, she doesn't
like to be disturbed, honey.

I know, I know, I know.

Tammy?

Tams?

What happened?

I don't, I don't know.

It looks like she
went out the window.

What do you want?

Do you want my bracelet?

No?

Michael gave it to me.

You knew Michael?

I don't understand.

Head?

Ear?

Ear.

Oh, I get it.

Sounds like.

Sounds like, uh, fingers?

Um.

No?

Uh, uh rain, sounds like rain?

Rain?

Rain?

Pain?

Brain?

Name?

Brain.

Sounds like brain, brain?

What brain?

Michael.

Michael, brain.

Michael.

Brain.

Michael's brain?

You have Michael's brain?

You have Michael's brain?

Is that really you in there?

Michael?

Oh Michael, what have
they done to you?

I miss you so much.

I thought I'd never
see you again.

I love you.

Okay, what do you
got right there?

Looks to be about
twelve feet, sheriff.

It could be the same thing.

Sheriff, do you
know what did this?

Well I couldn't say right now.

Well, can you give me a hint?

After all, she is my daughter.

Look, sir, it would
only confuse you.

Sheriff, I need to know.

It was a dinosaur.

- A dinosaur?
- I told you it was confusing.

Tammy, Tammy!

Tammy, oh I'm so
glad to see you.

Are you okay?

Oh, I've been so
worried about you.

Such terrible things have
been happening around here.

I'm fine, I'm fine.

See me alone in a minute, okay?

Okay.

Hi, dad.

What the hell
happened here, Tammy?

Who did this?

I don't know, I think it was
just a meteor or something.

I was just checking
the fields to see if

there was anything out
there but there isn't.

A meteor or something?

A meteor or something?

A dinosaur?

I don't understand.

What's going on?

See?

What did I tell you?

If you want to catch a fish,
you go where the bait is.

She's already been with him.

How do you know that?

I can tell by the
way she's walking.

Now you're gonna have to get
a truck to carry him, okay?

Okay.

Tammy, something happened here.

This is not a figment
of my imagination,

and I'm gonna find
out what it is.

Don't blame me, dad,
I didn't do anything.

Just a minute, miss.

Honey, it's okay.

Excuse me a minute, folks.

I wanna talk to you.

You wait right here.

Byron, come here a minute.

- What do you want?
- Let's go.

What are you doing here?

She's a friend of mine.

It's tough enough
dealing with these yokels

without you being here, Byron.

Well thank you for the
vote of confidence, pop.

I'll get out of your way.

Damn.

Sheriff, Dan wants to see you.

- What happened?
- He's just gettin' on my ass.

He's still alive.

Who?

What are you talking about?

Michael.

Oh, you poor thing,
you've gone crazy.

Byron, I am not going crazy.

This is just a little
hard to explain.

Michael's brain is
inside of the dinosaur.

Oh my god.

I knew he recognized me.

What are you talking about?

At the party.

The dinosaur.

I knew he liked me.

So you believe me?

Yes I believe you.

The thing is, do you believe me?

Of course I do.

So what are we gonna do?

Well we have to
get his body back.

How are we gonna do that?

I don't know, I'm sure that
we can think of something.

At the funeral, we can
do it at the funeral.

Tammy, I don't know.

There is no way to
understand why the good lord

would take this
young person from us,

but we must all have faith
in the greater design

and glory of god's
heavenly plan.

I can tell by the people
gathered here today

that Michael was a special soul,

loved and respected by
everyone that knew him.

Now, before we say
our final farewell,

Michael's beloved uncle
and guardian, Bob brown,

would like to say a few words.

Bob?

As everybody probably knows,

Michael was orphaned
when he was quite young

and it became my responsibility,

my privilege, to raise him.

The truth of the matter is...

Everybody knows
I'm just a drunk.

He always gave me hope.

And now he's gone.

And I shall miss him
more than life itself.

Mikey.

If you can hear me,

I love you, boy.

I shall always love you.

Ensure of certain
hope of the resurrection

to eternal life, through
our lord, Jesus Christ,

we commend to all mighty
god, our brother, Michael.

And we commit his
body to the ground.

Earth to earth, ashes
to ashes, dust to dust.

The lord, lift up his
countenance upon him

and give him peace.

Amen. - Amen.

- Amen.
- Amen.

- Ready?
- Pretty soon.

Real quick, real quick.

Look, look, huh?

You know what?

We are going to put all
these people out of business.

I mean, there's not going
to be anymore sniveling,

no more fake tears.

We'll just give people robot
bodies for their brains.

I mean, they'll live forever.

We'll have a whole selection.

We'll have boys, girls, pets.

- Pets?
- Pets, yes, yes.

People love their
animals a lot more

than they love each
other, believe me.

We'll sell more
little doggy bodies

than people, you'll see.

They're all gone,
what do you think?

What about uncle Bob?

He's not gonna
remember anything.

I think you should just
go ahead and do it.

Me?

Well you don't expect
me to do it, do you?

Oh there's no way I'm
going down there, girlfriend.

No way, no way.

Forget it. - Byron.

I aint goin'.

Oh, god, I can't
believe I'm gonna do this.

Oh my god honey,
you're so brave.

Oh, it's hell to be right
all the time, huh?

Okay, you ready?

Ready.

All right.

- Watch out for the worms.
- Would you relax?

Oh my god, oh.

Oh, I'm so sorry
Michael, I've never seen

you like this before.

What the hell are we
gonna do? This is awful.

Maybe we should get some
bug spray or something.

Oh my god, rats.

Oh god, I'm definitely
gonna get cremated.

Oh I'm so sorry, Michael.

All right, you do
what I tell you now.

Stay back, stay back.

Stay back or I'll
cut the jugular.

She'll be dead in 30 seconds.

I want you to go with Helga,
you get into the truck

and I will take your
girlfriend with me, huh?

No!

I'm gonna kill
you, skinny bitch!

Byron!

No, no, no, no, we
need him, we need to

find another body.

What?

Trust me, okay.

Michael, Michael, I'm so
sorry honey, I'm so sorry.

We're gonna find you another
body, I promise, okay?

I promise.

I love you so much.

We'll be right back.

Don't move, okay?

I'll see you later.

Come on.

No kissing, you mad scientists.

Ooh shh.

This place gives me the creeps.

- Shh.
- Shh?

They can't hear anything.

You go over there,
I'll go over here.

Ooh shit.

Oh my god, cholesterol city.

The worms and the maggots gonna
have a field day with you.

Ugh.

Oh, honey.

You poor thing.
Did you find someone?

A beautiful girl.

Byron, I don't want a girl.

Well neither do I.

But it's so sad.

Sorry, Princess.

I could've used those myself.

They're all old over here.

Dead is as old as
you gonna get, honey.

I had a cousin who
would have been perfect,

but he's been dead for a year.

Oh, mommy.

Ooh, honey, he's gorgeous.

I think I found him, oh.

Let me see.

No way.

Oh, he's perfect.

Uh uh, not to me he isn't.

Tammy.

This is not our decision.

Michael should
choose his own body.

You're right, bring
him over to the window.

Huh?

Byron, bring
him over to the window.

He's cold.

Pick him up and bring
him to the window.

Michael.

I love you.

What do you think of this one?

Yeah?

He's short, but he's dead,
you know what I mean, Mike?

He's thinking.

No?

Yes?

Too short.

Well you can't have
everything, honey.

Hurry up.

He's gonna like this man.

Michael, what about this one?

He's a brother, Michael.

He might like it.

Soul food, rhythm.

Huh?

I hope this aint a racist thing.

No, he just wants somebody cute.

Oh, these bodies are heavy.

Honey, I'm holdin' 'em.

Oh, god.

What about this one, Michael?

Lift him up higher
so he can see him.

I'm trying.

He doesn't like this one either.

Okay, what do we do,
they have no more bodies.

Uh uh, Byron, I do
not want a girl.

Hey, hey, let him take a look.

Mike? - Mike?

We could be like three sisters.

I don't want
a sister, I want a guy.

No. - Maybe?

He's thinking, he's thinking.

He likes it. - Byron, no.

Good, get her out.

Okay.

Byron, Byron, come
here, come here.

They're getting away,
come on, let's go.

Come on.

It's norville and Neville.

Come on, let's go.

What's going on here?

Take the tape off
his mouth, stupid.

Ah!

That's my dinosaur.

Son of a bitch, it
really is a real dinosaur.

It aint possible, let's go.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- We'll be right back.

You wait here. Wait, wait, wait.

Helga.

Chew my rope.

Oh, Gunther.

Ooh.

You see 'em?

No, I don't see 'em anywhere.

Pull over, Byron.

I haven't done
anything wrong, Neville!

You stole a goddamn dinosaur!

He's my friend
and I'm keeping him!

Hold on!

Man!

Son of a bitch.

Better get the sheriff
on the goddamn radio.

I'll get him on the radio.

You just don't lose 'em.

This is unit 102
calling sheriff black.

Come in, sheriff black.

What do you got?

We found the dinosaur, sheriff.

It's in a truck being
driven by your fa...

Uh, by your son.

Byron?

Yes, sir.

See, a couple of folks
back at the hospital,

they say he stole it.

Stole what?

The dinosaur.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Where the hell are you?

Uh, we're at
highway 23, sheriff.

Headed west in hot pursuit.

All right, Neville, I want
you to take it easy, all right?

Byron, they're gaining on us.

I got to pedal
to the metal, girl.

Oh, that's my dad.

What are we gonna do?

Hang on to your boobs, girl.

It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Chicken shit's heading
into the orchards.

Can you see him back there?

Yeah, he's okay.

Is anything going on back there?

They're gaining on us again.

Oh shit.

Oh, god.

Hold on! - Oh my god.

Look out for the trees!

Oh, whoa, look out!

Michael!

Oh my god, Michael.

He must've gotten knocked off

by the trees or somethin'.

Oh my god, Michael.

Are you okay?

Oh I'm so sorry, Michael.

I'm not used to
this physical stuff.

Oh honey.

Oh, he's bleeding.

He can't bleed, he's mechanical.

What are we gonna do?

You guys get out of here
and I'll try to stall 'em.

Byron.

Just go.

Dammit.

Stop it, stop it.

Get out of the way, Byron.

Leave him alone, dad.

That's my friend's
brain in that dinosaur.

- Get in the goddamn car.
- No.

- Now!
- I said no!

Put some cuffs on
him and take him in.

What are you doing dad?

You can't do this.

Let me go, let me go.

Get him out of the way.

Dad, wait, you cant,
leave 'em alone, dad.

You bastards, let me go.

I'll scratch your
fucking eyes out.

- Calm down, Byron.
- Let me go!

Damn.

I knew I never should
have left Detroit city.

You see it, sheriff?

Yeah, I see it.

Damn that girl can ride.

What do you want
us to do, sheriff?

Call a dog catcher.

Is he kidding?

Yeah, I'm kidding, norville.

I'm gonna call the state
police when I can figure

out how the hell to
explain all this.

That's a good boy, Michael.

That's good.

There he
goes, just like I told you.

You sure they're
in there, norville?

Guarantee it, Neville.

Get the sheriff on the horn.

What do you think
they're doing in there?

Just get on the radio
and call the sheriff.

Sheriff black, come
in, sheriff black.

Hello?

Tammy?

You guys in there?

Is that you, Byron?

Yeah, are you decent?

Just a minute.

Michael.

Honey, wake up, it's Byron.

Okay, come in.

- So how you guys doing?
- Fine.

How did you know we were here?

You told me this
is where he brought

you the last time, remember?

I brought you some food
and something to drink.

Thank you.

Are you sure nobody
followed you?

Sure, I'm sure.

I came across the
country on my bike.

How you doing, Michael?

He's fine.

You look great, man.

You think they're
still looking for us?

The whole world's
looking for you.

You don't gallop off into
the sunset on a dinosaur

and don't create a stir.

This is awful.

So what do you want to do?

We have to get that scientist
back and find another body.

God, not another morgue,
not another morgue.

Shh.

What is that?

Somebody's coming.

Oh my god, Tammy.

Oh my god, oh my god, Tammy.

What have I done, what
have I done? I'm so sorry.

This is the sheriff speaking.

Now, I know you're in there.

I want you to come
out with your hands up

and nobody will get hurt, dear.

You reckon that thing
has hands, sheriff?

You wanna shut up, norville?

What are we gonna do?

Wait, wait, wait a minute.

I'ma go out there and
arrange a truce or somethin'.

You think it's safe?

They've got guns and everything.

That's my daddy, honey.

You think he'll listen to you?

I don't know!

He hasn't so far.

Well maybe I should go with you.

I think Michael's trying
to say that's a good idea.

Yeah, let's do that.

Okay, what are we gonna do?

We need something white,
something white, besides you.

Looks like somebody's
coming out, sheriff.

Don't shoot.

Don't shoot, we're humans.

Hold your fire.

Hold your fire,
everybody, hold your fire.

He's waving a flag.

Hell that aint no flag, sheriff.

That's a goddamn brassiere.

We're not here to surrender.

We're here to negotiate.

Negotiate my ass.

I've had enough of
this crap, Byron.

Take him in.

No, you can't do that, dad!

No!

No!

- You let her go, Neville!
- Stop it, stop it,

leave him alone! - Bastard!

- Just leave him alone...
- Hold your fire,

hold your fire.
He's my boyfriend!

Leave him alone!

It's that crazy doctor

and that lanky bitch again.

What the hell is going on here?

What are you doing? Get
the hell out of here.

That is my dinosaur
that you are threatening.

I made him and he is mine!

He's the one that
caused all this.

He put my boyfriend's
brain in that thing!

She doesn't even know
what she's talking about.

I mean, she's totally
out of her mind.

I mean, it's a
mechanical dinosaur.

She's telling the truth.

Won't anybody believe us?

If that's your dinosaur,
can you control it?

Yes, absolutely.

- No.
- He's lying, can't you tell?

You just let me go in there,
with my tranquilizer gun,

and I will immobilize
him immediately.

He's gonna kill Michael.

I don't even know
who this Michael is.

Hey, pop.

If it's a machine, then how
can a tranquilizer work on it?

It's a new system.

Brand new.

And it's very secretive,
but, under the circumstances,

I suppose I have no alternative.

You see, the dinosaur
has a new memory system.

A new computer created by
growing living crystals

into memory cells.

It's very new, very new indeed.

In fact it is so new,
that I mean we are hoping

that it'll put
America back on top.

All right.

- No.
- How long do you need?

A minute, less than a minute.

- All right, go ahead.
- No!

I stop! - Hey, hey, hey, hey.

No, no, no, relax, relax.

This is a tranquilizer gun.

I know it looks big,
but, they don't make

small tranquilizer guns.

And then you come,
you have your picture

taken with the beast, all right?

Michael?

Where are you?

Do not be worried, my friend.

We are here to help you.

Good shot.

Uh oh.

What the hell was that?

Open fire.

No!

He's goin' down.

Hold your fire, hold your fire!

Michael!

Oh my god.
Good shootin', norville.

Thank you, Neville.

Michael!

Michael, can you hear me?

Michael, I love you so much.

No!

God, how could I
live without you?

Hey mom.

Hi!

How are you, honey?

- Good.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

What about me?

What do I get?
Oh, dad I'm so sorry.

I'll see you guys
in a little bit.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

It's just not right, her
being so happy like that

after what she's been through.

If you ask me,
it's not right him

being up there like that.

Hi, honey.

How you doin'?

I missed you.

Oh honey, I missed you too.

You want the usual?

Desperately.

Okay.

I've got some good news.

They found the frozen bodies
of those skiers that were lost.

I'm gonna check it out tomorrow.

I love skiing.

- Cheers.
- Cheers to you, honey.

Mm.

Oh, yeah.

There you go.

Oh, man.

Hit me again.

Ah ah ah, your
analyst said you were

having trouble
adjusting, remember?

I think one's good
enough for now.

So, want a little action?

Oh yeah.

I've been waitin' all day.

I'll be right back.

Ah, don't be long.

I hate being on my own.

Oh, man.

Come on baby, come on.

Ooh, you're so naughty,
you drive me crazy.

J playground

j just wasted and nothing

all right baby.

Show it to me, baby.

You're bad.

J but it's you that
keeps my love turnin'

j keeps a fire woo!

Oh baby, I'm love struck.

I gonna have you.

Yeah baby, take it off.

Oh yeah, give it to me.

Give it to me.

J forgive us father

j for we have sinned

j we're taking all that we can

yes.

All right.

This is it.

I can feel it now.

Take it off. - Are you ready?

Come on baby.

Oh yeah.

Woo.

Here I come. - I'm waiting.

- We're getting close.
- I'm ready.

- I want you.
- Tell me more.

- I need you.
- Tell me more!

I'm gonna screw
your brains out, baby.

Yeah!

Oh, yeah.

- I love you.
- Oh, I love you too.

You gotta get me a body.

I can't take anymore of this.

''mountain high, I stand upon it

''ships pass through the night

''never seem to keep time
of the days gone by

''no need, just let my mind go

''to the skies

''any way the wind blows

''any time you're ready to go

''no gods, they're gone now

''aint no mention of it all

''said broken wings
will never fly

''little boys were meant to cry

''said take a look around you

''life's a picture
frozen in time

''when you need
someone around you

''just close your eyes,
put your hand in mine

''spoken words, they
never mean to hurt

''lying nights, when
truths were told

''just a weapon when
the day grows long

''a silver smile that
brings you home

''said broken wings
will never fly

''little boys were meant to cry

''said take a look around you

''life's a picture
frozen in time

''when you need
someone around you

''just close your eyes

''come on now, take
a look around you

''life's a picture,
frozen in time

''when you need
someone around you

''just close your eyes,
put your hand in

''just put your hand in mine now.