Take Me High (1973) - full transcript
Merchant banker Tim, excited to hear he's to go to New York, is sent to Birmingham instead to pressure a small struggling restaurant. But he turns this into a positive by falling in love with the owner and co-founding a glamorous new burger bar.
# when you shake the hand of friendship #
# you begin to understand #
# why there's nothing like
the touch of a friendly hand #
# once you had a cup of kindness,
once somebody touches you #
# you'll appreciate there
ain't no better brew #
# cause at it's best the rest of life #
# is no more than a game #
# the rules may sometimes differ #
# but the game remains the same #
# it's only money, it
wont make the grass grow #
# it's only money, it
wont make the wind blow #
# it's only money, it
wont make the sunshine #
# it's only money, it
wont make you feel fine #
# it's only bread, don't
let it go to your head #
# notice how his stomach churns #
# look a little closer, see
the way his ulcer burns #
# look at all the lonely people #
# makes you wonder where it's at #
# no one know their names or
where they hang their hats #
# oh, it's just a race, all
traces of humanity are lost #
# and no one's making changes #
# cause they are too scared of the cost #
# it's only money, it
wont make the grass grow #
# it's only money, it
wont make the wind blow #
# it's only money, it
wont make the sunshine #
# it's only money, it
wont make you feel fine #
# it's only bread, don't
let it go to your head #
you're always explaining!
I went out with the chairman!
I couldn't just get up and leave.
Why the hell not?
You know, when you're angry
you look absolutely awful.
I'm only going to New York.
New York, is that all?
It's promotion!
Where the hell do you
think I fit in New York?
When I've settled in...
Yes?
Well, maybe you could come over.
Why don't you wake up to yourself?
I give you one week.
For what?
For some poor girl in New York
to find out what it's
like to feed a parasite!
It only took from breakfast till dinner
for you to forget my birthday.
How long do you think it
would take in New York?
You have been so busy bawling me out,
but as a matter of fact,
I did not forget.
Too late.
Oh, come on, open it.
Too late!
Oh, come on, darling,
happy birthday for yesterday.
Keep your distance!
Here, won't this make
you change your mind?
# here's to you, you solitary sleeper #
# as you face another
long and lonely night #
# put the tomcat out in the
yard and turn out the light #
# switch off
# rest your head and
close your weary peepers #
# as you try and keep
those memories at bay #
# and from now on, start trying not #
# to toss your sleepy time away #
# cause bleary eyes and weary shoulders #
# won't bring her back to you #
# you used to be a man of colour
and now your midnight blue #
# your bleary eyes and weary shoulders #
# won't bring her back, it's true #
# yes, it's true #
# you used to be a man of colour, once #
# but now your midnight blue #
# rest your head and
close your weary peepers #
# as you try and keep
those memories at bay #
# and from now on, start trying #
# not to toss your sleepy time away #
# cause bleary eyes and weary shoulders #
# won't bring her back to you #
# you used to be a man of colour #
# and now you're midnight blue #
# your bleary eyes and weary shoulders #
# won't bring her back it's true #
# yes, it's true #
# you used to be a man of colour once #
# but now you're midnight blue #
New York, great.
# don't let it go to your head #
come in.
Stay there Matthews,
save yourself the walk.
So sorry, there's been
a slight change of plan.
New York is off.
You're posted to Birmingham.
Birmingham?
Just as bad as I expected.
Even worse.
But I've got to face it.
Face Birmingham, face furness Orlando,
and face Hugo flaxman,
strutting around out there
as the merchant banker of Birmingham.
Did he phone you or were you
stupid enough to phone him?
In that case the man's a
fool and he's lost his nerve.
Push the quote up half a million.
With cancer moving right
now into the 10th house.
Yes, all in all, a very good move.
We'll make that half million.
All I want is five thousand.
Darling, the plain
fact is that your signs
are just not propitious at the moment.
Saturnine turbulence is...
Please, Hugo, this is a business matter!
Of course.
The file on the French
restaurant, please, sue.
Flaxman, no.
Hugo.
Hello, flaxman.
Well, if it isn't Hugo flaxman.
No, no, I'll pretend
I've forgotten his name.
How do you do, um, oh,
I'm afraid that I've...
We've met somewhere before.
The face, I recognise the face, but...
But what if he pretends not to know me?
What I'm particularly concerned about
is the relationship between
you and your partner.
How do things stand?
Paul?
Alright, I suppose.
Occasional disagreements,
but nothing to disturb the business.
My information is
that it's all washed up.
Have you been snooping around the staff?
You see, willful
obstinacy and aggression
are dominant as your partner's aries sign
approaches the cusp of the first house.
For heaven's sake, take me seriously!
I'm in trouble!
I take you deadly seriously.
Besides, I may be in trouble too.
A rival approaches to
threaten my position.
But how does
he stand with the chairman?
Mind you, I was the one who was offered
the New York job, not flaxman.
Even if they didn't actually send me.
The fact that I've arranged
for furness Orlando to
finance your business
may be hard to justify in business terms,
but as a gesture of pure friendship.
Are you making a pass at me?
We're beginning to
talk the same language.
But I need a loan.
Natural selection,
that's the chairman's game.
The weakest goes to the wall.
Right.
Right.
If I'm right, and I think
I am, yes, two weeks hence,
Venus will rule alone
in a position of glory.
That will be the moment.
For a loan or for love?
Second and fifth house, my dear.
Both.
So, it's a fight, is it?
Okay, then may the best man
win, as long as it's me.
There's a new man joining
us from the London office.
I shall have to put it to
him as a matter of courtesy.
They've appointed a London man over you?
Either of us could get the top job.
So, you have a rival.
Just a competitor, not a serious threat.
Show Mr. Matthews straight into my office
when he arrives, please, val.
Mr. Matthews has just
gone into the board room.
Matthews!
Flaxman.
Can I get you a drink?
Good to see that you've
made yourself at home.
Oh, might as well get to
know my way around a bit.
What'll you have?
Do you mind if I help myself?
Go ahead.
Well, there's no point in
beating about the bush.
Not sure I follow you, dear boy.
Well, the chairman
tells me you've had it
pretty cushy here for a couple of years.
He sent me to pep up the pace a bit.
Your pace or mine?
He's looking to competition
for dramatic results.
At the end of the year it's either you
or me for branch director.
With a seat on the board.
So, we know the stakes.
Here's to the action.
Well, the action's away
from home tonight, dear boy.
And you're invited.
But there's been
a change of government,
of course there's been a change of policy!
Cunningham and his
henchmen are out at last,
and now the people have the power.
The city's been waiting
for these amenities
a long time, Mr. Jackson,
so your outright rejection of the
Cunningham scheme came as a surprise.
Now, sir, Harry Cunningham was
the only serious contender,
surely he has all the qualifications?
He has all the qualifications
for turning a public amenity
into a source of private profit,
and the people of Birmingham
have waited long enough
not to have to line sir
Harry Cunningham's pockets
for privileges which are theirs by right.
Let me finish, as I'm now the
democratically elected
keeper of the public purse,
great!
There's one thing I'm sure of
that Cunningham's had the
last contract kick-back
he's going to get from this city.
You don't talk about
me like that and get
away with it, Jackson!
Is there any
actual basis for that accusation?
Every agreement I've reached on
behalf of my union with
the Cunningham management
over the last 30 years he's
handed straight to his lawyers
to search for loopholes and exploitation.
You despicable little demagogue.
You're not abusing
your public position of responsibility
to take revenge are you?
How d'you think Cunningham's
managed to swallow up business
after business only to close
them down put hundreds
of people out of work
and build empty office blocks on the site.
If not with the help
of his mates when they
were on the council?
No brothers, the payola's run out.
Very good, oh I hope the
fascist old so-and-so is watching.
So you are seeking revenge?
Yes, keep him taking, friend,
we'll be right there, there,
now then they're all ready and loaded.
With public money?
With money raised by the council
on favourable terms.
Not again Harry.
Not on terms that'll pour
unearned profit into the coffers of the
Cunningham empire.
Couldn't he have just turned it off?
Interviewer should be
shot, a Cunningham stooge.
Because he asked the awkward question?
Well it was easy enough for
you to reject Cunningham on television but
where else are you going
to find 10 million?
Mr. Matthews, in Birmingham,
Tim.
In Birmingham you're either
with Cunningham or against him,
which side are you on?
I'm an outsider, I've only
been here a few days,
I don't know, Mr. Jackson.
Bert,
but you might have access to the cash.
Come on, Bert, he'll be
mad if you keep him waiting.
You go on ahead, I'll catch you up.
He'll be gunning for you.
Cunningham?
Uh-huh, in a corner for
the first time in his life
and I put him there, wants
a personal explanation
of why he's been rejected.
Well if you're still
alive, let's have lunch.
Okay.
D'you know a place called
le restaurant francaise?
Diamond street, the French restaurant?
That's it.
See you dinner time then.
Right,
now I must find some place to live.
Oh, if you need any advice I can
give you the name of a good estate agent.
I give advice, I don't take it.
Gas street?
# I won't let no troubled waters #
# rock the boat I'm rowing #
# concrete city you can't
slam the door in my face #
# I may be a stranger but I #
# sure know where I'm going #
# concrete city you
better set another place #
# you'll never get a foot on the moon #
# if you always keep
your feet on the ground #
# and if that's the way
you wanna be found #
# well just sleep on #
# while I keep on winning #
# any day now I'll be winning #
# another day and I'll be grinning #
# beginning to begin again #
# winning #
# do yer do yer do yer do yer #
# do do yer do yer do yer do yer #
# do do yer do yer #
# I believe that you're a tough town #
# and that's the way I like 'em #
# concrete city I'm not
that easily thrown #
# here today and gone tomorrow #
# if that's the way you see me #
# concrete city you find
I'm not a rolling stone #
# you'll never catch
a glimpse of the sun #
# if your head is always under a cloud #
# and while you're only
thinking out loud #
# I'll be sweetly #
# completely winning #
# and day now I'll be winning #
# another day and I'll be grinning #
# beginning to begin again yeah #
# winning #
# do do yer do yer do yer do yer #
# do do yer do yer do yer do yer #
# do do yerdo yerdo #
# winning #
# any day now I'll be winning #
# another day and I'll be grinning #
# beginning to begin again #
# winning #
# do do yer do yer do yer do yer #
# do do yer do yer do yer do yer #
# do do yerdo yerdo #
Turning her into a holiday boat are you?
I'm going to live in her.
Right here, slap in the middle of the city
we'll be neighbours then.
Neighbours.
What's this then Paul?
Veal.
Oh.
You could've fooled me.
You can fool anyone in this
godforsaken fish and chip town.
But we're not trying to fool them.
It's a business, not
a good food crusade.
Just like every other cafe in brum,
fobbing people off with
third rate frozen food.
We should complain,
if we make a profit that way.
We don't and I don't want
to make a profit that way.
Listen, darling,
we're here to make bread
to get us out of this place, right,
I mean that's what we want isn't it?
I don't know what you want anymore,
I thought we decided...
I just don't want to be stuck here.
It's my home town, Paul
and good things do come out of it
from time to time.
The way I see it there's only
one good thing coming out of
Birmingham and that's the motorway south.
A boat?
Longboat.
Narrow boat?
Whatever.
And you're going to live in it?
How else could I buy living space
in the centre of the city
for just a few hundred pounds?
People used to work those boats
damned hard for a living,
and now you want to turn one of 'em
into a fancy pad,
you reckon it's good for your image.
I'm going to work here.
Most of the money people I know
live in big houses
forty or fifty miles out
just drop in for a few hours
a week to take the pickings.
I reckon I'd do better with my
finger on the pulse, noising
among the grass roots.
On the canal.
I'm sorry about this, Bert.
Ooh all right by me, brother,
I'll eat anything if people are
silly enough to pay the prices.
Was everything all right for you?
All right for me love, but my
friend here's paying and he's a
bit of a gourmet, very unhappy.
I'd like to hear any complaints.
Oh it wasn't as bad as all that.
Oh come off it, you've been
bitching to me about it all
the time, why don't you
tell the management.
The management's
better looking than you.
But we'd like to know.
So what was wrong with the soup?
Dehydrated.
You chose one of the less popular
things on the menu.
It's a long menu for such a small place.
You're right and we
can't cook everything.
So why put it on-?
Put it on the menu?
I'll take the matter up, anything else?
Well the trout was a
bit tired of waiting,
I'd have guessed it was ready
at about, ooh, ten thirty?
Go on.
I'm sorry but you did ask.
And the caramel was burnt.
Hm, you said it.
I'll pass your complaints onto the chef,
if you win us a shorter menu,
you'll have done the house a good turn.
Oh well I'm glad about that
because the house red
was really more house than red.
I really am sorry about all this.
And look, you won't be charged.
Would you like to try our coffee?
Bert?
Yes please, coffee.
Only because I'd like to know
what the hell you can find to
complain about in a cup of coffee.
What was all that about?
All what?
Chatting up the customers.
Listen Paul, either
we have a shorter menu
or you let me do some of the cooking.
So what's supposed to be wrong?
Just tell me why we have to scrape
the bottom of the barrel?
Ah professional
complainers make me sick.
But he's right, right
about every course,
and right about the menu being too long.
I'll take two of those.
Don't get so upset.
Ah those'll smooth it over.
It'll take more than Irish coffee.
If it's any comfort, it's Irish.
Oh there's nothing I like more'n
a little Irish comfort.
Oh, good.
It wasn't good I know,
but I hope you'll give us a second chance.
I'll be back love.
I hope so.
I can't make out whether
it's you or me she fancies.
I think you'll find it's me.
Trouble dear boy,
I'm afraid you'll have to handle this one.
Well who is it?
Cancer with scorpio,
worst possible conjunction,
I'm too involved.
You!
So it was you, spying.
Just what do you think you know
about running a restaurant?
Well, I like food.
But you're refusing
to lend us the money.
I've appraised your
business as a financial risk.
You caught us on the
hop, we were short staffed.
You're trying to do too
much with too few people
and with far too little capital.
Then lend us some more.
We'll be on our feet within six months.
You'll be on your back in three.
Not a chance.
You're closing us up?
I'm cutting your losses.
It's for your own good.
I know what's good for me.
I've worked for two years for this,
there were half a dozen people,
we've all worked hard together
and taken nothing out of it.
It takes more than good intentions.
Oh, stuff the clich?s.
Look at this is business
you only asked us for the money
and I only said no.
Where's flaxman,
why did he think we were worth the money?
We see things more clearly now.
He's passed the buck,
you're just the hatchet man aren't you?
Flaxman's very sorry but he does agree.
Do you know I think you're right?
Cancer descending.
Hugo!
So,
the sneak at the keyhole.
You're just the sort of creep
I always thought you were.
Sarah!
You knew I'd tell you exactly
what I thought of you as soon as
you stopped the money,
so you hide behind closed doors
and pass the dirty work on
to someone else.
That's right.
You're just as bad!
And you, I know what you wanted flaxman.
Sarah, please what do you think I am.
Listen to the lady and find out.
You're a...
Alright, alright, okay, I know,
I know you think I'm a,
but look at it my way,
I mean you come marching
in here asking for help
and what can I do?
I mean look at me, I'm a normal,
healthy, hungry male.
Ah!
Well what d 'you expect of a man?
You've no right to come in here.
Oh you'll have to get on your knees
if you want to see eye to eye.
Now who asked you to interfere?
You did, believe me, he did.
Well keep out of it now.
There's a lady in distress.
Yes, you keep out of it,
I don't want your help.
Right, because you
don't need anybody's help.
You set out to ruin my
business judgement and you did.
You're totally unscrupulous,
you're a menace
and you shouldn't be allowed in business.
Oh boy do I feel sorry for you.
Shut up both of you.
Can't a woman even have a fight in a bank?
# there's too much love #
# there's too much peace #
# there's too much joy #
# in the world today #
# there's too much love #
# there's too much peace #
# there's too much joy #
# in the world today #
# there's too much love #
# see the milk of human kindness cut off #
# don't you understand #
# there's too much love #
# # that's the way it is here #
# in the anti-brotherhood of man #
# there's too much love #
# don't believe or be misled #
# don't let them catch you if you can #
# sing a song of indecision #
# sing a song of apathy #
# we don't wanna hear no other melody #
# sing a song that's pessimistic #
# sing a song that gives no hope #
# we don't wanna pay new money #
# for old rope #
Could've left me out of that, dear boy.
What, after you dropped me right in it?
I didn't want to get held up.
Oh you didn't.
We've got bigger fish to fry.
Intruders, ten degrees left
120 yards.
Friendlies, hulbert, stop.
Stop!
Lunatic!
Friendlies I said, you damn fool,
friendlies.
But begging your pardon, you,
you signalled intruders.
One for friend, three for foe.
You've got these damned muffs on,
how do you expect to hear what I say?
And don't you dare flinch from the fire.
Watch out!
Sorry lads, but these verminous rodents
I'm after, climb aboard,
weapons, hulbert.
Yeah grey squirrels
nothing but tree rats eating the saplings
and pigeons and rabbits in the crops,
they'll have the place
a desert in no time.
Ah to hell with the signals,
hulbert, drive!
Stand by to pick off the flankers,
if anything escapes to either side
you're answerable by me
now then flaxman,
what's your scheme for my money?
Shoot!
Steady hulbert.
Don't play the fool man, just tell me.
Well I imagine you'd want some
set aside to get rid of Jackson.
Ah I can take care of Jackson,
you come to the point.
A takeover, baynes electric,
with a bit of internal book cooking
I think the shareholders
could be persuaded
that it's a good thing.
Ten million should take care of the deal,
with a good under the table wad
for old man baynes himself.
Good lad, give the boy a chance man, ah!
- Sir?
- Eh?
Well what do you think?
Ah!
Ah, missed him.
Huh, what's the alternative lad?
Good!
The council's looking for money
to back its city cross development,
now from every point of view that
represents the best investment
you could possibly make.
I know it's a labour council
and it's Bert Jackson,
but from a purely financial point of view...
Argh, stop!
Damned red revolutionaries!
Get off!
Get out!
Argh!
Vermin!
Did you see any rats?
I didn't see any rats.
# here we go #
# another kick in the backside #
# you think the feeling ain't worldwide #
# until they give it to you #
# here we go #
# I must have read all the signs wrong #
# I should be singing a sweet song #
# instead of feeling so sour #
# if the shake you by the hand #
# and wish you all the best in life #
# I can bet you when you turn #
# they'll get you with a velvet knife #
# why, tell me why #
# should you burn the midnight candle #
# why waste your breath #
# you're gonna need it when you're old #
# they'll only find your
ideals too hot to handle #
# me oh my oh why #
# here we go, a lot of negative answers #
# just when you thinkin' you chance is #
# about the best you'll ever get #
jl don't know #
# it must be due to the way Mars #
# is ill-affecting my good stars #
# and disconnecting me again #
# if the heavens are against you #
# then you're bound to
only break your necks #
# it can't be good now can it #
# in a planetary apoplexy #
# why tell me why #
# should you burn the midnight candle #
# why waste your breath #
# you're gonna need it when you're old #
# they'll only find your
ideals too hot to handle #
# me oh my oh why #
so... well I-
please.
Oh, dear boy, I insist.
If you've got anything to say after that
I shall be most interested to hear it.
What do you mean?
I mean you just made a
prize twit of yourself.
Hah!
You knew what the old idiot was like.
Why he didn't exactly go overboard
about your scheme.
Of course not.
Not until he's had a
chance to convince himself
that it was all his
idea in the first place.
Cunningham is not the kind of man
you can flatter, Hugo.
I know him.
He knows you.
He's got your measure.
He was bored, I tell you.
It all went in, never fret.
Well at least I made an impression.
Yeah, like we were
bombed off the estate.
But he'll remember it.
I imagine the chairman
will be a little upset
when he hears about your, ah,
performance dear boy.
I haven't finished yet, that
was just the opening shot.
I thought you said you sold the Sophie?
Yes, well I have.
But she looks wonderful.
Oh yes, well you do anyway,
come on, give us a kiss.
Don't she look wonderful, Molly?
Hello lovely, it is good to see you,
and doesn't she look bright.
Must be the Sophie,
I've no reason to be bright
except you're both looking well.
Ah, look, there's the Sunday
and I've got something for dinner.
Oh, it's not that French pate, is it?
No, no, you'll spoil your breakfast,
here you are love.
Now then Sarah,
why aren't you feeling so bright, lovely?
Go to start looking for another job.
What's happened to the cafe then?
Broke.
I thought it was doing so well?
Trouble was Paul couldn't let it
just be a good French caf?,
he tried to turn it
into a posh restaurant,
we got behind with the bills
and the bank wouldn't
lend us any more money.
So where's Paul?
We're bust too.
Hah, well I've seen that coming.
I'm not sorry about that,
but I am sorry about the cafe.
Anyway I didn't come here
to talk about my troubles.
Tell me about the Sophie,
I see they've repainted
your name on the side.
Make it look a bit traditional.
He's made a right pickle of it, he has.
It's not a working boat anymore, Sarah.
Ah come on, just 'cos
it's a bit different.
Looks like he's made a
really good job of it to me.
Ah, you can do anything with money.
Well who's bought it then?
Southerner, works in a bank.
Come in.
Oh no.
Sarah!
It had to be you.
Well what are you...
I did just think it might be you.
But what are you doing here?
I was born here.
Sam and Molly?
My mum and dad.
They told me what a right
mess you'd made of it.
D'you want to see it?
Things have changed.
There were five of us
and the cabin stopped here.
I know, I've seen the mavis.
Of course.
I don't know how you survived.
We didn't know any different.
# from the day a man is born #
# till the day he dies #
# he holds all life's mysteries #
# deep within his eyes #
# deep within his eyes #
# all the tears and all the joys #
# all the truth and lies #
# mirrored in the innocence #
# of a young girl's eyes #
# of a young girl's eyes #
Marvellous, but I bet she doesn't go.
Here let me.
The Sophie's more than a floating flat,
she's a way of life.
# from the day a man is born #
# till the day he dies #
# he holds all life's mysteries #
# deep within his eyes #
# deep within his eyes its showing #
# deep within his blood its flowing #
# deep within his heart its growing #
# like the wind, forever blowing #
# deep within his wisdom turning #
# deep within his senses burning #
# deep within his hunger yearning #
# deep within his soul #
# life oh life #
# the wild side and the tame #
# life oh life #
# the pleasures and the pain #
# our glory our defeat #
# life oh life #
# the bitter and the sweet #
# life oh life #
# the wild side and the tame #
# life oh life #
# the pleasures and the pain #
# our glory our defeat #
# life oh life #
# the bitter and the sweet #
# all the tears and all the joys #
# all the truth and lies #
# mirrored in the innocence #
# of a young girl's eyes #
# locked within her secret tower #
# swiftly changing by the hour #
# till it blossoms like a flower #
# with it's gift of mystic power #
# deep within her wisdom turning #
# deep within her senses burning #
# deep within her hunger yearning #
# deep within her soul #
# life oh life #
# the wild side and the tame #
# life oh life #
# the pleasures and the pain #
# our glory our defeat #
# life oh life #
# the bitter and the sweet #
# life #
you make a good quality hamburger
that everyone in Birmingham can enjoy
and you're really back in business.
We could call it, a brumburger!
Oh!
Yes?
Your nine-thirty call, sir Harry.
Oh, quiet!
Yes?
Er, everything under control sir.
Better be,
the baynes electric
board should be voting now
whether to accept our bid.
Should be?
Don't you know?
Oh yes, yes, of course, sir,
they are voting now,
where exactly are you?
Er don't worry, just a slight hold up,
nothing can go wrong,
I hope not, for your sake,
grandpa, our shares jumped
eight pence yesterday.
Somebody must have leaked the news
of the baynes take over.
Flaxman blast him,
trying to make a personal killing
on the deals he does for me,
if all goes well I'll have made
a bit of a killing too.
Hmm.
In your name of course, grandpa.
Good boy,
good boy.
Much traffic?
Oh nothing to speak of
for the time of day.
I gather Mr. flaxman is indisposed,
he's running a bit of a temperature.
Ah.
Er gentlemen, I'm happy to say
that our bankers haven't let us down.
Mr. Matthews has come
speeding to our assistance.
Mr. Matthews.
Mr. chairman, gentlemen,
frankly I'm surprised that
some of you recommend accepting
this offer from the Cunningham group.
Now I shall of course
demonstrate with figures,
but I must say at the outset
that every consideration
leads me to recommend
rejection of this offer.
It's off, Bert.
What's off?
The take-over,
baynes board turned it down.
Okay, who fixed it?
I did.
That means there's ten
million quid still available.
You mean we should use Cunningham's
money for the city cross?
It's only money.
It may be only money to you, mate,
it's blood and sweat to me.
How're your chances for re-election
if the scheme flops?
I've fought Cunningham for thirty
years in this town,
that's why the people of brum
put me where I am now.
What d'you think they'd say
if they saw us doing a deal.
When it comes to a hand out
it's surprising how much people can take.
You don't get any sort of
a hand out from Cunningham.
Tell them that the
money he's been making
out of the working people
is now being ploughed
back, for their benefit.
Pull the other one
it could be true.
Thanks for the game.
Wait!
You'll come to a meeting?
Who with?
Cunningham, goodnight Bert.
- Goodnight love.
- Goodnight.
See you tomorrow.
Brumburger
# here I am, I'm so free #
# good old independent me #
# I'm a man of means, #
# a man of property #
# every race that I run #
j' is one more that must be won #
# and what's more I know, #
# I've only just begun #
# oh but honestly sometimes I wonder #
# what this game I play is about. #
# when I come home at night I discover #
# nothing's changed since I went out #
# guess I must be a fool or a dreamer, #
# for what other way could it be #
# all the lover's I've
known gave me more #
# than they got from me #
# I should change, but it's hard #
# something keeps me on my guard, #
# I've never been prepared #
# to hold the losing card #
# no never #
# but before it's too late #
# I've got to come to terms with fate #
# for love and life, I know, #
# are not inclined to wait #
# do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Do, do #
# do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Do, do #
# when I come home at night I discover #
# nothing's changed since I went out #
# guess I must be a fool or a dreamer, #
# for what other way could it be, #
# all the lovers I've known gave me more #
# than they got from me #
Hello.
Brumburger.
Mm.
What we need now is a good slogan.
Something to capture
the public's imagination.
Something that will immediately
bring to mind, a brumburger.
# they'll be flying in by charter #
# with their wallets full of notes, #
# there'll be queues that stop #
# at land's end and
begin at John o'groats #
# and if we were a sea-port, #
# why I bet they'd come by boats #
# and surely even royalty would stand #
# for the biggest little
mouthful in the land. #
hmm, that's not bad.
Yeah, but it's not good,
we need to be more positive.
Why don't we issue a challenge,
like if you can get through two
the third one's on the house!
# there'll be talk of it in Moscow #
# they'll make copies in Japan #
# and those gastronomic Germans #
# will be swarming through this land #
# I suspect that even aussies #
# will admit we poms are grand #
# and they'll cheer so loud #
# they'll drown a passing jet #
# for the biggest load of
bull they'll ever get. #
of course the Americans
will be most upset,
why, in no time at all the brumburger
will become a way of life.
Yeah, we'll make the
hamburger a thing of the past.
A sort of yanks for the memory.
# when they hear of us in Texas #
# they'll call in the f.B.I #
# who'll appoint John Wayne official #
# and then send him here to spy #
# but the Duke will take one mouthful #
# and he'll break right down and cry... #
# to think I thought you
limies just ate spam #
# dammit you've #
# dammit you've #
# out-yanked the yanks, #
# out-yanked the yanks, #
# right here in Birmingham. #
# right here in Birmingham. #
# boom, boom! # # boom, boom! #
I'll thank you to keep your
interfering fingers out of my affairs.
I couldn't just stand by
and let you go down.
What?
No one minds making
a bit out of a takeover
but when one person scoops the pool,
they're bound to find
that a bit, unethical.
To hell with the ethics.
Just how do you think I'm going
to explain it to Cunningham
oh don't worry, dear boy, I will.
- Now...
- Why not?
He's hunting - hah, so am I.
# driving, we go driving #
# ooh baby ooh ooh baby ooh ooh #
# driving, we go driving #
# ooh baby, ooh just me and you. #
# ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, #
# ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, #
# ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, #
# oo-o0h, ooh. #
Coming up here.
Can you see Cunningham?
Ah there he is, no sign
of the fox of course.
Let's move.
Whoa!
You've got a nerve!
Thought I might find you here,
I don't accept apologies from bolshies.
I'm here to offer you a last chance.
Of what?
The best deal of your life.
Get out!
Get out!
Ah, ah, get down.
Down, down.
What have you got in there, the damn fox.
Well what have you got to offer?
A prestige headquarters
for the Cunningham group
leased on favourable
terms from the council,
and it bit of a reputation
for yourself as a city benefactor.
But most important, the
best long term investment
you could ever hope to make.
That is the way to catch
sir Harry Cunningham.
I'm glad you've caught him
because I've caught the fox.
# driving, we go driving #
# ooh baby, ooh just me and you ooh. #
saved from the jaws of...
Matthews!
Matthews!
What the hell are you up to boy?
Matthews!
Ah Matthews.
What the hell are you doing in there?
Just running over the form.
It's quite a scheme lad, most ingenious,
you've had time to read it then?
Time.
Nothing else to do
after they lost that damned fox.
I suppose not.
What's funny about that?
25 horse power they say this damn
thing is, and it won't
get me over the fences.
But for my gout
I'd be astride a four legged beast
and I'd have made a kill by now.
There's a good chance
of a - a financial killing
in the city cross scheme.
M-maybe yeah.
You've done well, boy.
You're interested then?
Yes.
One can't afford to put prejudices
in the path of progress.
Or a good healthy profit.
Of course.
Not that I need the money mind.
But that's not going to stop
you going for it though.
Perhaps not.
Tell me, as a matter of interest,
how do you get on with
this fellow, Jackson.
Fine, just fine.
Ah, not giving much away eh, haha.
You should be working for me.
Now when do I have to face
this socialist scoundrel?
Tomorrow midday, at furness Orlando.
And er we'll lay on lunch,
just to make things nice and friendly.
Right, done.
Back, hulbert, back!
Back!
Business done for the day?
Yes, so let's get out of the office.
# once there was a way, #
# once there was atime #
# when everything was #
# in it's place and simplified #
# when no one bothered counting #
# all the tears one cried in vain #
# for in the morning more than likely #
# one would shine again #
# take me high love #
# take me high #
# take me back to where I've been. #
# take me high love #
# let me fly love #
# in the skyways I once knew #
# take me back to the days #
# when I was truly never alone #
# take me high love, #
# take me home, #
# once there was a hill, #
# once there was a tree, #
# once there was a bird who
spread its wings and flew #
# to places we imagined, #
# so much brighter than our own #
# yet when the summer sun returned j
# our feathered friends came home jq
# take me high love, #
# take me high #
# take me back to where I've been #
# take me high love #
# let me fly love #
# in the skyways I once knew #
# take me back to the days #
# when I was truly never alone #
# take me high love, #
# take me home, #
# take me high love, #
# take me high #
# take me back to where I've been #
# take me high love #
# let me fly love #
# in the skyways I once knew #
# take me back to the days #
# when I was truly never alone #
# take me high love, #
# take me home, #
# take me high love, #
# take me home, #
# take me high love, #
# take me home #
Your girlfriend's here.
Girlfriend?
She's in the boardroom getting lunch.
Mmmm.
Get your thieving hands off my salad.
Sarah, what are you doing here?
Working off the overdraft,
remember we had to close down.
But who's all this for?
Tim to impress the clients.
Tim eh.
You've done well, boy.
What clients?
Bert Jackson and sir Harry Cunningham.
Together?
That's it then.
Hah, I'd rather have
taken you dead than alive.
As a capitalist you're
living on borrowed time,
I've got you more dead than alive.
Well this looks suddenly all very Matey.
Oh we have a deal Hugo.
The city cross development is under way.
There's more than
one way of making money
out of the working class.
Congratulations dear
boy, a diplomatic coup.
But what have you done to pacify Sarah?
We're in business together.
No sir Harry, you're sitting
over here on the right,
mm, oh!
And you're on the left, Bert.
Right, left and centre, very good haha.
Come along Hugo you're
sitting next to sir Harry.
And this for a client who'll be joining us
in just one moment.
Well to the new deal then.
To the new deal.
To the new deal.
Spare us the loving cup please.
What on earth's that?
- Brumburgers!
- Brumburgers!
Brumburgers?
Brumburgers?
Oh!
Created by Sarah Jones
my partner in business
Sarah, Jackson you know,
and this is sir Harry Cunningham.
How do you do.
Now that's not a bad idea.
We are registered as a business.
Well now that you two gentlemen
are eating at the same table,
there is a price to pay.
From you Bert,
we'd like planning permission to build
and from you, sir Harry,
we'd like financial backing
and factory facilities.
Not another restaurant.
No, not another restaurant a brumburger!
There.
Then we get the best of both worlds
the waterway and the city.
Oh well I know it's a bit of a wreck
at the moment but the potential.
I know potential when I see it lad.
We'll have to get a really
good designer of course.
Designer?
The greatness of Birmingham was built
on the brilliance of the cunninghams
and you won't find them wanting
when it comes to the brumburger.
You have the ideas, you will design it
and my factories will make it.
And what's more,
I never do anything in this city
without making a loud noise about it.
# well if your back is strong and sturdy #
# you can lend a helping hand #
# and if you want to
play our brand of music #
# brother won't you join the band #
# every man and every woman #
# everybody in the land #
# if you're looking for
sweet satisfaction #
# come along and join the band #
# if you think there is
room for improvement #
# you've got to get into the movement #
# la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la #
# la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la #
# you may not believe in magic #
# but you've got to understand, #
# you can help us make some magic happen #
# if you come and join the band #
# if you think it's time for action #
# then it's time you made a stand #
# we can make it all work out together #
# so brother come and join the band #
# if you think there's
room for improvement #
# you've got to get into the movement #
# la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la #
# la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la #
# if you think there's
room for improvement #
# you've got to get into the movement #
# la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la #
# la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la #
Fantastic, absolutely fantastic.
You know, I don't know how he does it.
Cunningham?
He's incredible.
He's rich.
We're all going to be rich.
You won't let him take over, Tim?
Well how d'you mean?
I mean his money.
You won't let it become big business.
Can't be helped, it's
what the people want.
That's also what's dangerous.
You mean Cunningham's gonna expoit
brumburger for quick profit.
Never, he doesn't need that kind of bread.
Perhaps not sir Harry but someone.
Well who?
It's our idea, and it's our business.
And it's a good idea, so
let's make sure we keep it
that way because it's ours.
You are scared of the big time kid.
Just very happy with this time.
Ahoy!
Anyone aboard?
Ah, dear boy,
glad to find you at home so to speak.
Come on in.
Sarah, hello,
I say I do hope I'm not interrupting
a board meeting or anything.
Hello Hugo.
Very impressive dear boy.
It's taken a long time
to earn the pleasure of a visit.
I'm tremendously impressed
by this brumburger business
to tell you the truth.
What else but.
I've been doing a spot of research,
on your behalf.
Oh?
May 1?
Please do
well as you two are
obviously up to your necks
setting up the prototype,
I thought I'd have a look at
the wider implications,
the broader possibilities.
Oh yes and what might they be?
When you reduce this original
brumburger idea of yours
with the help of a little
cost effective thinking,
what you get is a project of
quite breath taking profit potential.
I mean when you cut out
all the eye catching
publicity gimmicks of the original idea
and get down to the basic bone,
what you're left with
is a very inexpensive
high street food unit marketing point,
with unlimited turnover capacity,
minimum personnel requirement
and maximum profit potential.
With pre-mixed, pre-moulded,
pre-packed burger meal
units bought in bulk
from the world bank
of simulated soya bean beef.
You ship in refrigerated
container loads,
and distribute to multiple
one man marketing points,
equipped only with a microwave, cooker
and a deep freezer,
which you let loose like a chain reaction.
Not only in Birmingham,
but through the Midlands, the uk
and the whole world.
We could make Cunningham's fortune
look like the contents
of a juvenile delinquent's piggy bank.
- Stop Hugo, stop!
- We could.
Well what's the matter, not interested?
Appalled that's all.
You couldn't be more wrong, Hugo,
the brumburger is just not like that.
But it's got to be dear boy
if you're interested
in making a real substantial profit.
You are diseased with
the pursuit of profit,
since when did you get the cure?
The whole idea of the brumburger is
that it's made from fresh ingredients,
locally produced and prepared
and cooked immediately,
so people know what
they're eating and like it.
But the manhours, the overheads,
I mean you've got to go for productivity.
To hell with the productivity,
eating and working in the brumburger,
is going to be nothing
if it's not a pleasure.
Oh come on Tim,
you know the only pleasure in business
is in the profit,
I mean if you're in it for anything else,
then you're fooling yourselves.
You didn't get a great deal of fun
out of the French restaurant
when it folded, did you?
That was different.
Was it?
Yes, it was.
And anyway if you can't
fool yourself now and again
then you're never going to have any fun
even if you do make a profit.
You're both mad,
you're not in business
together, you're in love.
# suddenly it seems
all the words I know, #
# won't paint the picture #
# how can I explain
all the things I feel #
# in just one line #
# however I know that #
# there must be a word #
# that will fit this scene like a glove #
# the more I think about it #
# the more I know, #
# the word is love, #
# and if I decline to become involved, #
# in conversation #
# it's not that I don't care #
# how the other half #
# is making out #
# well maybe tomorrow #
# I'll try and encourage #
# the eagle to fly with the dove #
# but here and now I offer my one excuse #
# and the word is love #
# well maybe tomorrow #
# I'll try and encourage #
# the eagle to fly with the dove #
# but here and now I offer my one excuse #
# and the word is love #
What does a man have to do
to get a coffee in a place like this?
Bert?
Hello Bert, been working late?
Saw the light, thought
I'd drop and say thanks.
Well thank you,
big day tomorrow then?
For all of us
well you've made quite a
splash in Birmingham, Tim
city cross, brumburger,
Cunningham's eating out of your hand
here, but you don't start eating
until tomorrow night.
How do you like it?
Great.
What's the food like?
Wait and see.
Mm I've been working late love, sorry
you don't mind do you.
Have a tomato,
I wouldn't say no to a carrot love
you can't beat a raw carrot.
Haven't you eaten tonight, Bert?
I didn't come here for the eats.
I suppose your boss
is pretty pleased with you, Tim.
Must be the best deal
they've ever done in brum.
Come on Bert, what are you after?
No, I mean city cross, it's big prestige
for furness Orlando.
What I want to know is,
what you're after now.
Haven't even thought about it yet.
Where d'you go from here?
Oh and who says I'm moving.
Oh come on, Tim,
you jump to the top
of the provincial ladder in one
now you can only take off.
Tim.
I don't want to leave, at all.
That's all I wanted to hear.
Thanks for the coffee love.
See you tomorrow at the council house.
Don't forget your carrot.
Thanks love.
He's really concerned about you, Tim.
I think you'll find
he's concerned about us.
Leaving early?
It's all right for you,
you're already dressed.
I'll see you at the brumburger then.
Don't be late.
Congratulations dear boy,
you've made it to New York after all,
New York?
Just been talking to the chairman.
Well after the city cross deal
there's nothing much to
keep you in Birmingham.
But you'll be staying here.
Anything else is bound
to be a bit of an anti-climax
and you did want to go to
New York in the first place.
And you get the job of branch director:
With a, with a seat on the board
what's in the stars then?
Sorry dear boy, flat batteries.
Hm, so you're on your own.
Could I speak to sir
Charles furness please.
Certainly Matthews.
Ah sir Charles.
Nice idea of flaxman's,
Matthews, I appreciate it.
I thought it appropriate
that sir Charles should
represent furness Orlando
at the official announcement
of the city cross deal.
I know it's always
been your baby Matthews,
but the publicity is good for the bank.
The chairman is a figure
the public, know and respect,
well let's hope that the public
don't mind waiting for him.
I'm sure the city council
will spare a minute or two
for sir Charles furness.
What on earth are we waiting for then?
Sir Charles furness.
Oh to hell with him,
he's probably detained young Matthews,
so that he can scoop all
the glory for himself.
Hah yes come on Jackson,
let's tell the people
what they want to know.
Don't think that my being here
in any way detracts
from our appreciation of your achievement
I have told the chairman
of the admirable flair
with which, you've handled the whole deal.
We post you to the provinces
and in no time at all,
you've pulled off a deal
that would do credit to the city itself.
I'm impressed.
But flaxman suggests
that you're not fully
extended in Birmingham.
Well I mentioned how
disappointed you were
that you didn't get the New York job.
But you've earned your move, my boy,
that's why I'm transferring you
to the New York branch.
But I don't want to leave.
Well I think we should leave now
for the council house.
We don't leave here until
it's clearly understood,
that I want to stay in Birmingham.
It's promotion.
I don't care what it
is, I don't want to go.
Why not send flaxman?
City cross was your initiative,
your achievement, I'm rewarding you.
After this anything else here's bound
to be a bit of a bore old boy.
That is for me to decide.
Well you'll hardly
pull of a bigger deal.
That may not be the whole point.
It is if you're working
for furness Orlando.
But you're not, altogether are you?
Perhaps we should mention
your other interests to sir Charles.
What I do outside the
walls of this office,
don't be bashful dear boy.
He's opening a brumburger.
A what?
A brumburger, a cheap hamburger joint,
a kind of restaurant.
A restaurant, another restaurant,
Matthews I absolutely forbid it.
The brumburger is opening tonight,
after the announcement of the city cross.
Whatever this place is Matthews,
I order you to terminate
all furness Orlando
interest in it at once,
and to accept the New York post.
Furness Orlando has no interest
in the brumburger whatsoever,
and if you insist on my going
to New York then I shall resign
and [I'll take the
Cunningham account with me.
Cunningham?
Sir Harry Cunningham's money
is behind this brumburger.
You're threatening me, Matthews.
Sir, a compromise.
Let Matthews stay in Birmingham.
And you'll go to New York.
Right, I'm off to the council house.
Here Matthews.
I suggest we leave Matthews
in pursuit of his appropriately
provincial status,
how about another drink?
I've a powerful sense
of being manipulated here.
I'll be happy to go
to New York sir Charles.
I'm sure you would,
I'll just be happy to see you go.
Silence if you want to hear us speak.
Quiet!
Now.
To the brumburger!
Quick, get over there I'm in a hurry.
To the brumburger!
Get out of it!
# brumburger #
# brumburger #
# now if you're getting tired #
# of the places you've been to. #
# here is your chance #
# to open your eyes to something new. #
# we guarantee that you will be #
# in the best of hands #
# so, come on get on your feet #
# and give your belly a treat tonight. #
you built the bloody roads,
you'd think you'd know
your way around them.
What'd you expect
when you're too damn mean
to give us a contract
for making road signs.
Anyway we're here.
Yes, thanks to hulbert.
Oh, watch your step.
# brumburger #
# brumburger #
# soon as you're through the door #
# you'll know it's been worthwhile #
# you'll get the best there is #
# and you'll get it with a smile. #
# no need to wish 'cos #
# your every dish is our command. #
# if you say you've never had your fill #
# take it from me you will tonight #
Brumburger special a la Cunningham.
Let's try it on the wife.
# so rich or poor #
# king or clown #
# we bid you welcome #
# and we wish you well, #
# and if you've found, #
# we suit your style #
# then may we ask you #
# be sure to tell
# your friends #
# your friends #
# rich or poor #
# king or clown #
# we bid you welcome #
# and we wish you well #
# and if you've found #
# we suit your style #
# then may we ask you #
# be sure to tell
# your friends #
# your friends #
# rich or poor #
# king or clown #
# we bid you welcome #
# and we wish you well #
# and if you've found #
# we suit your style #
# then may we ask you #
# be sure to tell
# your friends #
# your friends #
# rich or poor #
# king or clown #
# we bid you welcome #
# and we wish you well #
# and if you've found #
# we suit your style #
# then may we ask you #
# be sure to tell
# your friends #
# your friends #
# rich or poor #
# king or clown #
# we bid you welcome #
# and we wish you well #
# and if you've found #
# we suit your style #
# then may we ask you #
# be sure to tell
# your friends #
# your friends #
# you begin to understand #
# why there's nothing like
the touch of a friendly hand #
# once you had a cup of kindness,
once somebody touches you #
# you'll appreciate there
ain't no better brew #
# cause at it's best the rest of life #
# is no more than a game #
# the rules may sometimes differ #
# but the game remains the same #
# it's only money, it
wont make the grass grow #
# it's only money, it
wont make the wind blow #
# it's only money, it
wont make the sunshine #
# it's only money, it
wont make you feel fine #
# it's only bread, don't
let it go to your head #
# notice how his stomach churns #
# look a little closer, see
the way his ulcer burns #
# look at all the lonely people #
# makes you wonder where it's at #
# no one know their names or
where they hang their hats #
# oh, it's just a race, all
traces of humanity are lost #
# and no one's making changes #
# cause they are too scared of the cost #
# it's only money, it
wont make the grass grow #
# it's only money, it
wont make the wind blow #
# it's only money, it
wont make the sunshine #
# it's only money, it
wont make you feel fine #
# it's only bread, don't
let it go to your head #
you're always explaining!
I went out with the chairman!
I couldn't just get up and leave.
Why the hell not?
You know, when you're angry
you look absolutely awful.
I'm only going to New York.
New York, is that all?
It's promotion!
Where the hell do you
think I fit in New York?
When I've settled in...
Yes?
Well, maybe you could come over.
Why don't you wake up to yourself?
I give you one week.
For what?
For some poor girl in New York
to find out what it's
like to feed a parasite!
It only took from breakfast till dinner
for you to forget my birthday.
How long do you think it
would take in New York?
You have been so busy bawling me out,
but as a matter of fact,
I did not forget.
Too late.
Oh, come on, open it.
Too late!
Oh, come on, darling,
happy birthday for yesterday.
Keep your distance!
Here, won't this make
you change your mind?
# here's to you, you solitary sleeper #
# as you face another
long and lonely night #
# put the tomcat out in the
yard and turn out the light #
# switch off
# rest your head and
close your weary peepers #
# as you try and keep
those memories at bay #
# and from now on, start trying not #
# to toss your sleepy time away #
# cause bleary eyes and weary shoulders #
# won't bring her back to you #
# you used to be a man of colour
and now your midnight blue #
# your bleary eyes and weary shoulders #
# won't bring her back, it's true #
# yes, it's true #
# you used to be a man of colour, once #
# but now your midnight blue #
# rest your head and
close your weary peepers #
# as you try and keep
those memories at bay #
# and from now on, start trying #
# not to toss your sleepy time away #
# cause bleary eyes and weary shoulders #
# won't bring her back to you #
# you used to be a man of colour #
# and now you're midnight blue #
# your bleary eyes and weary shoulders #
# won't bring her back it's true #
# yes, it's true #
# you used to be a man of colour once #
# but now you're midnight blue #
New York, great.
# don't let it go to your head #
come in.
Stay there Matthews,
save yourself the walk.
So sorry, there's been
a slight change of plan.
New York is off.
You're posted to Birmingham.
Birmingham?
Just as bad as I expected.
Even worse.
But I've got to face it.
Face Birmingham, face furness Orlando,
and face Hugo flaxman,
strutting around out there
as the merchant banker of Birmingham.
Did he phone you or were you
stupid enough to phone him?
In that case the man's a
fool and he's lost his nerve.
Push the quote up half a million.
With cancer moving right
now into the 10th house.
Yes, all in all, a very good move.
We'll make that half million.
All I want is five thousand.
Darling, the plain
fact is that your signs
are just not propitious at the moment.
Saturnine turbulence is...
Please, Hugo, this is a business matter!
Of course.
The file on the French
restaurant, please, sue.
Flaxman, no.
Hugo.
Hello, flaxman.
Well, if it isn't Hugo flaxman.
No, no, I'll pretend
I've forgotten his name.
How do you do, um, oh,
I'm afraid that I've...
We've met somewhere before.
The face, I recognise the face, but...
But what if he pretends not to know me?
What I'm particularly concerned about
is the relationship between
you and your partner.
How do things stand?
Paul?
Alright, I suppose.
Occasional disagreements,
but nothing to disturb the business.
My information is
that it's all washed up.
Have you been snooping around the staff?
You see, willful
obstinacy and aggression
are dominant as your partner's aries sign
approaches the cusp of the first house.
For heaven's sake, take me seriously!
I'm in trouble!
I take you deadly seriously.
Besides, I may be in trouble too.
A rival approaches to
threaten my position.
But how does
he stand with the chairman?
Mind you, I was the one who was offered
the New York job, not flaxman.
Even if they didn't actually send me.
The fact that I've arranged
for furness Orlando to
finance your business
may be hard to justify in business terms,
but as a gesture of pure friendship.
Are you making a pass at me?
We're beginning to
talk the same language.
But I need a loan.
Natural selection,
that's the chairman's game.
The weakest goes to the wall.
Right.
Right.
If I'm right, and I think
I am, yes, two weeks hence,
Venus will rule alone
in a position of glory.
That will be the moment.
For a loan or for love?
Second and fifth house, my dear.
Both.
So, it's a fight, is it?
Okay, then may the best man
win, as long as it's me.
There's a new man joining
us from the London office.
I shall have to put it to
him as a matter of courtesy.
They've appointed a London man over you?
Either of us could get the top job.
So, you have a rival.
Just a competitor, not a serious threat.
Show Mr. Matthews straight into my office
when he arrives, please, val.
Mr. Matthews has just
gone into the board room.
Matthews!
Flaxman.
Can I get you a drink?
Good to see that you've
made yourself at home.
Oh, might as well get to
know my way around a bit.
What'll you have?
Do you mind if I help myself?
Go ahead.
Well, there's no point in
beating about the bush.
Not sure I follow you, dear boy.
Well, the chairman
tells me you've had it
pretty cushy here for a couple of years.
He sent me to pep up the pace a bit.
Your pace or mine?
He's looking to competition
for dramatic results.
At the end of the year it's either you
or me for branch director.
With a seat on the board.
So, we know the stakes.
Here's to the action.
Well, the action's away
from home tonight, dear boy.
And you're invited.
But there's been
a change of government,
of course there's been a change of policy!
Cunningham and his
henchmen are out at last,
and now the people have the power.
The city's been waiting
for these amenities
a long time, Mr. Jackson,
so your outright rejection of the
Cunningham scheme came as a surprise.
Now, sir, Harry Cunningham was
the only serious contender,
surely he has all the qualifications?
He has all the qualifications
for turning a public amenity
into a source of private profit,
and the people of Birmingham
have waited long enough
not to have to line sir
Harry Cunningham's pockets
for privileges which are theirs by right.
Let me finish, as I'm now the
democratically elected
keeper of the public purse,
great!
There's one thing I'm sure of
that Cunningham's had the
last contract kick-back
he's going to get from this city.
You don't talk about
me like that and get
away with it, Jackson!
Is there any
actual basis for that accusation?
Every agreement I've reached on
behalf of my union with
the Cunningham management
over the last 30 years he's
handed straight to his lawyers
to search for loopholes and exploitation.
You despicable little demagogue.
You're not abusing
your public position of responsibility
to take revenge are you?
How d'you think Cunningham's
managed to swallow up business
after business only to close
them down put hundreds
of people out of work
and build empty office blocks on the site.
If not with the help
of his mates when they
were on the council?
No brothers, the payola's run out.
Very good, oh I hope the
fascist old so-and-so is watching.
So you are seeking revenge?
Yes, keep him taking, friend,
we'll be right there, there,
now then they're all ready and loaded.
With public money?
With money raised by the council
on favourable terms.
Not again Harry.
Not on terms that'll pour
unearned profit into the coffers of the
Cunningham empire.
Couldn't he have just turned it off?
Interviewer should be
shot, a Cunningham stooge.
Because he asked the awkward question?
Well it was easy enough for
you to reject Cunningham on television but
where else are you going
to find 10 million?
Mr. Matthews, in Birmingham,
Tim.
In Birmingham you're either
with Cunningham or against him,
which side are you on?
I'm an outsider, I've only
been here a few days,
I don't know, Mr. Jackson.
Bert,
but you might have access to the cash.
Come on, Bert, he'll be
mad if you keep him waiting.
You go on ahead, I'll catch you up.
He'll be gunning for you.
Cunningham?
Uh-huh, in a corner for
the first time in his life
and I put him there, wants
a personal explanation
of why he's been rejected.
Well if you're still
alive, let's have lunch.
Okay.
D'you know a place called
le restaurant francaise?
Diamond street, the French restaurant?
That's it.
See you dinner time then.
Right,
now I must find some place to live.
Oh, if you need any advice I can
give you the name of a good estate agent.
I give advice, I don't take it.
Gas street?
# I won't let no troubled waters #
# rock the boat I'm rowing #
# concrete city you can't
slam the door in my face #
# I may be a stranger but I #
# sure know where I'm going #
# concrete city you
better set another place #
# you'll never get a foot on the moon #
# if you always keep
your feet on the ground #
# and if that's the way
you wanna be found #
# well just sleep on #
# while I keep on winning #
# any day now I'll be winning #
# another day and I'll be grinning #
# beginning to begin again #
# winning #
# do yer do yer do yer do yer #
# do do yer do yer do yer do yer #
# do do yer do yer #
# I believe that you're a tough town #
# and that's the way I like 'em #
# concrete city I'm not
that easily thrown #
# here today and gone tomorrow #
# if that's the way you see me #
# concrete city you find
I'm not a rolling stone #
# you'll never catch
a glimpse of the sun #
# if your head is always under a cloud #
# and while you're only
thinking out loud #
# I'll be sweetly #
# completely winning #
# and day now I'll be winning #
# another day and I'll be grinning #
# beginning to begin again yeah #
# winning #
# do do yer do yer do yer do yer #
# do do yer do yer do yer do yer #
# do do yerdo yerdo #
# winning #
# any day now I'll be winning #
# another day and I'll be grinning #
# beginning to begin again #
# winning #
# do do yer do yer do yer do yer #
# do do yer do yer do yer do yer #
# do do yerdo yerdo #
Turning her into a holiday boat are you?
I'm going to live in her.
Right here, slap in the middle of the city
we'll be neighbours then.
Neighbours.
What's this then Paul?
Veal.
Oh.
You could've fooled me.
You can fool anyone in this
godforsaken fish and chip town.
But we're not trying to fool them.
It's a business, not
a good food crusade.
Just like every other cafe in brum,
fobbing people off with
third rate frozen food.
We should complain,
if we make a profit that way.
We don't and I don't want
to make a profit that way.
Listen, darling,
we're here to make bread
to get us out of this place, right,
I mean that's what we want isn't it?
I don't know what you want anymore,
I thought we decided...
I just don't want to be stuck here.
It's my home town, Paul
and good things do come out of it
from time to time.
The way I see it there's only
one good thing coming out of
Birmingham and that's the motorway south.
A boat?
Longboat.
Narrow boat?
Whatever.
And you're going to live in it?
How else could I buy living space
in the centre of the city
for just a few hundred pounds?
People used to work those boats
damned hard for a living,
and now you want to turn one of 'em
into a fancy pad,
you reckon it's good for your image.
I'm going to work here.
Most of the money people I know
live in big houses
forty or fifty miles out
just drop in for a few hours
a week to take the pickings.
I reckon I'd do better with my
finger on the pulse, noising
among the grass roots.
On the canal.
I'm sorry about this, Bert.
Ooh all right by me, brother,
I'll eat anything if people are
silly enough to pay the prices.
Was everything all right for you?
All right for me love, but my
friend here's paying and he's a
bit of a gourmet, very unhappy.
I'd like to hear any complaints.
Oh it wasn't as bad as all that.
Oh come off it, you've been
bitching to me about it all
the time, why don't you
tell the management.
The management's
better looking than you.
But we'd like to know.
So what was wrong with the soup?
Dehydrated.
You chose one of the less popular
things on the menu.
It's a long menu for such a small place.
You're right and we
can't cook everything.
So why put it on-?
Put it on the menu?
I'll take the matter up, anything else?
Well the trout was a
bit tired of waiting,
I'd have guessed it was ready
at about, ooh, ten thirty?
Go on.
I'm sorry but you did ask.
And the caramel was burnt.
Hm, you said it.
I'll pass your complaints onto the chef,
if you win us a shorter menu,
you'll have done the house a good turn.
Oh well I'm glad about that
because the house red
was really more house than red.
I really am sorry about all this.
And look, you won't be charged.
Would you like to try our coffee?
Bert?
Yes please, coffee.
Only because I'd like to know
what the hell you can find to
complain about in a cup of coffee.
What was all that about?
All what?
Chatting up the customers.
Listen Paul, either
we have a shorter menu
or you let me do some of the cooking.
So what's supposed to be wrong?
Just tell me why we have to scrape
the bottom of the barrel?
Ah professional
complainers make me sick.
But he's right, right
about every course,
and right about the menu being too long.
I'll take two of those.
Don't get so upset.
Ah those'll smooth it over.
It'll take more than Irish coffee.
If it's any comfort, it's Irish.
Oh there's nothing I like more'n
a little Irish comfort.
Oh, good.
It wasn't good I know,
but I hope you'll give us a second chance.
I'll be back love.
I hope so.
I can't make out whether
it's you or me she fancies.
I think you'll find it's me.
Trouble dear boy,
I'm afraid you'll have to handle this one.
Well who is it?
Cancer with scorpio,
worst possible conjunction,
I'm too involved.
You!
So it was you, spying.
Just what do you think you know
about running a restaurant?
Well, I like food.
But you're refusing
to lend us the money.
I've appraised your
business as a financial risk.
You caught us on the
hop, we were short staffed.
You're trying to do too
much with too few people
and with far too little capital.
Then lend us some more.
We'll be on our feet within six months.
You'll be on your back in three.
Not a chance.
You're closing us up?
I'm cutting your losses.
It's for your own good.
I know what's good for me.
I've worked for two years for this,
there were half a dozen people,
we've all worked hard together
and taken nothing out of it.
It takes more than good intentions.
Oh, stuff the clich?s.
Look at this is business
you only asked us for the money
and I only said no.
Where's flaxman,
why did he think we were worth the money?
We see things more clearly now.
He's passed the buck,
you're just the hatchet man aren't you?
Flaxman's very sorry but he does agree.
Do you know I think you're right?
Cancer descending.
Hugo!
So,
the sneak at the keyhole.
You're just the sort of creep
I always thought you were.
Sarah!
You knew I'd tell you exactly
what I thought of you as soon as
you stopped the money,
so you hide behind closed doors
and pass the dirty work on
to someone else.
That's right.
You're just as bad!
And you, I know what you wanted flaxman.
Sarah, please what do you think I am.
Listen to the lady and find out.
You're a...
Alright, alright, okay, I know,
I know you think I'm a,
but look at it my way,
I mean you come marching
in here asking for help
and what can I do?
I mean look at me, I'm a normal,
healthy, hungry male.
Ah!
Well what d 'you expect of a man?
You've no right to come in here.
Oh you'll have to get on your knees
if you want to see eye to eye.
Now who asked you to interfere?
You did, believe me, he did.
Well keep out of it now.
There's a lady in distress.
Yes, you keep out of it,
I don't want your help.
Right, because you
don't need anybody's help.
You set out to ruin my
business judgement and you did.
You're totally unscrupulous,
you're a menace
and you shouldn't be allowed in business.
Oh boy do I feel sorry for you.
Shut up both of you.
Can't a woman even have a fight in a bank?
# there's too much love #
# there's too much peace #
# there's too much joy #
# in the world today #
# there's too much love #
# there's too much peace #
# there's too much joy #
# in the world today #
# there's too much love #
# see the milk of human kindness cut off #
# don't you understand #
# there's too much love #
# # that's the way it is here #
# in the anti-brotherhood of man #
# there's too much love #
# don't believe or be misled #
# don't let them catch you if you can #
# sing a song of indecision #
# sing a song of apathy #
# we don't wanna hear no other melody #
# sing a song that's pessimistic #
# sing a song that gives no hope #
# we don't wanna pay new money #
# for old rope #
Could've left me out of that, dear boy.
What, after you dropped me right in it?
I didn't want to get held up.
Oh you didn't.
We've got bigger fish to fry.
Intruders, ten degrees left
120 yards.
Friendlies, hulbert, stop.
Stop!
Lunatic!
Friendlies I said, you damn fool,
friendlies.
But begging your pardon, you,
you signalled intruders.
One for friend, three for foe.
You've got these damned muffs on,
how do you expect to hear what I say?
And don't you dare flinch from the fire.
Watch out!
Sorry lads, but these verminous rodents
I'm after, climb aboard,
weapons, hulbert.
Yeah grey squirrels
nothing but tree rats eating the saplings
and pigeons and rabbits in the crops,
they'll have the place
a desert in no time.
Ah to hell with the signals,
hulbert, drive!
Stand by to pick off the flankers,
if anything escapes to either side
you're answerable by me
now then flaxman,
what's your scheme for my money?
Shoot!
Steady hulbert.
Don't play the fool man, just tell me.
Well I imagine you'd want some
set aside to get rid of Jackson.
Ah I can take care of Jackson,
you come to the point.
A takeover, baynes electric,
with a bit of internal book cooking
I think the shareholders
could be persuaded
that it's a good thing.
Ten million should take care of the deal,
with a good under the table wad
for old man baynes himself.
Good lad, give the boy a chance man, ah!
- Sir?
- Eh?
Well what do you think?
Ah!
Ah, missed him.
Huh, what's the alternative lad?
Good!
The council's looking for money
to back its city cross development,
now from every point of view that
represents the best investment
you could possibly make.
I know it's a labour council
and it's Bert Jackson,
but from a purely financial point of view...
Argh, stop!
Damned red revolutionaries!
Get off!
Get out!
Argh!
Vermin!
Did you see any rats?
I didn't see any rats.
# here we go #
# another kick in the backside #
# you think the feeling ain't worldwide #
# until they give it to you #
# here we go #
# I must have read all the signs wrong #
# I should be singing a sweet song #
# instead of feeling so sour #
# if the shake you by the hand #
# and wish you all the best in life #
# I can bet you when you turn #
# they'll get you with a velvet knife #
# why, tell me why #
# should you burn the midnight candle #
# why waste your breath #
# you're gonna need it when you're old #
# they'll only find your
ideals too hot to handle #
# me oh my oh why #
# here we go, a lot of negative answers #
# just when you thinkin' you chance is #
# about the best you'll ever get #
jl don't know #
# it must be due to the way Mars #
# is ill-affecting my good stars #
# and disconnecting me again #
# if the heavens are against you #
# then you're bound to
only break your necks #
# it can't be good now can it #
# in a planetary apoplexy #
# why tell me why #
# should you burn the midnight candle #
# why waste your breath #
# you're gonna need it when you're old #
# they'll only find your
ideals too hot to handle #
# me oh my oh why #
so... well I-
please.
Oh, dear boy, I insist.
If you've got anything to say after that
I shall be most interested to hear it.
What do you mean?
I mean you just made a
prize twit of yourself.
Hah!
You knew what the old idiot was like.
Why he didn't exactly go overboard
about your scheme.
Of course not.
Not until he's had a
chance to convince himself
that it was all his
idea in the first place.
Cunningham is not the kind of man
you can flatter, Hugo.
I know him.
He knows you.
He's got your measure.
He was bored, I tell you.
It all went in, never fret.
Well at least I made an impression.
Yeah, like we were
bombed off the estate.
But he'll remember it.
I imagine the chairman
will be a little upset
when he hears about your, ah,
performance dear boy.
I haven't finished yet, that
was just the opening shot.
I thought you said you sold the Sophie?
Yes, well I have.
But she looks wonderful.
Oh yes, well you do anyway,
come on, give us a kiss.
Don't she look wonderful, Molly?
Hello lovely, it is good to see you,
and doesn't she look bright.
Must be the Sophie,
I've no reason to be bright
except you're both looking well.
Ah, look, there's the Sunday
and I've got something for dinner.
Oh, it's not that French pate, is it?
No, no, you'll spoil your breakfast,
here you are love.
Now then Sarah,
why aren't you feeling so bright, lovely?
Go to start looking for another job.
What's happened to the cafe then?
Broke.
I thought it was doing so well?
Trouble was Paul couldn't let it
just be a good French caf?,
he tried to turn it
into a posh restaurant,
we got behind with the bills
and the bank wouldn't
lend us any more money.
So where's Paul?
We're bust too.
Hah, well I've seen that coming.
I'm not sorry about that,
but I am sorry about the cafe.
Anyway I didn't come here
to talk about my troubles.
Tell me about the Sophie,
I see they've repainted
your name on the side.
Make it look a bit traditional.
He's made a right pickle of it, he has.
It's not a working boat anymore, Sarah.
Ah come on, just 'cos
it's a bit different.
Looks like he's made a
really good job of it to me.
Ah, you can do anything with money.
Well who's bought it then?
Southerner, works in a bank.
Come in.
Oh no.
Sarah!
It had to be you.
Well what are you...
I did just think it might be you.
But what are you doing here?
I was born here.
Sam and Molly?
My mum and dad.
They told me what a right
mess you'd made of it.
D'you want to see it?
Things have changed.
There were five of us
and the cabin stopped here.
I know, I've seen the mavis.
Of course.
I don't know how you survived.
We didn't know any different.
# from the day a man is born #
# till the day he dies #
# he holds all life's mysteries #
# deep within his eyes #
# deep within his eyes #
# all the tears and all the joys #
# all the truth and lies #
# mirrored in the innocence #
# of a young girl's eyes #
# of a young girl's eyes #
Marvellous, but I bet she doesn't go.
Here let me.
The Sophie's more than a floating flat,
she's a way of life.
# from the day a man is born #
# till the day he dies #
# he holds all life's mysteries #
# deep within his eyes #
# deep within his eyes its showing #
# deep within his blood its flowing #
# deep within his heart its growing #
# like the wind, forever blowing #
# deep within his wisdom turning #
# deep within his senses burning #
# deep within his hunger yearning #
# deep within his soul #
# life oh life #
# the wild side and the tame #
# life oh life #
# the pleasures and the pain #
# our glory our defeat #
# life oh life #
# the bitter and the sweet #
# life oh life #
# the wild side and the tame #
# life oh life #
# the pleasures and the pain #
# our glory our defeat #
# life oh life #
# the bitter and the sweet #
# all the tears and all the joys #
# all the truth and lies #
# mirrored in the innocence #
# of a young girl's eyes #
# locked within her secret tower #
# swiftly changing by the hour #
# till it blossoms like a flower #
# with it's gift of mystic power #
# deep within her wisdom turning #
# deep within her senses burning #
# deep within her hunger yearning #
# deep within her soul #
# life oh life #
# the wild side and the tame #
# life oh life #
# the pleasures and the pain #
# our glory our defeat #
# life oh life #
# the bitter and the sweet #
# life #
you make a good quality hamburger
that everyone in Birmingham can enjoy
and you're really back in business.
We could call it, a brumburger!
Oh!
Yes?
Your nine-thirty call, sir Harry.
Oh, quiet!
Yes?
Er, everything under control sir.
Better be,
the baynes electric
board should be voting now
whether to accept our bid.
Should be?
Don't you know?
Oh yes, yes, of course, sir,
they are voting now,
where exactly are you?
Er don't worry, just a slight hold up,
nothing can go wrong,
I hope not, for your sake,
grandpa, our shares jumped
eight pence yesterday.
Somebody must have leaked the news
of the baynes take over.
Flaxman blast him,
trying to make a personal killing
on the deals he does for me,
if all goes well I'll have made
a bit of a killing too.
Hmm.
In your name of course, grandpa.
Good boy,
good boy.
Much traffic?
Oh nothing to speak of
for the time of day.
I gather Mr. flaxman is indisposed,
he's running a bit of a temperature.
Ah.
Er gentlemen, I'm happy to say
that our bankers haven't let us down.
Mr. Matthews has come
speeding to our assistance.
Mr. Matthews.
Mr. chairman, gentlemen,
frankly I'm surprised that
some of you recommend accepting
this offer from the Cunningham group.
Now I shall of course
demonstrate with figures,
but I must say at the outset
that every consideration
leads me to recommend
rejection of this offer.
It's off, Bert.
What's off?
The take-over,
baynes board turned it down.
Okay, who fixed it?
I did.
That means there's ten
million quid still available.
You mean we should use Cunningham's
money for the city cross?
It's only money.
It may be only money to you, mate,
it's blood and sweat to me.
How're your chances for re-election
if the scheme flops?
I've fought Cunningham for thirty
years in this town,
that's why the people of brum
put me where I am now.
What d'you think they'd say
if they saw us doing a deal.
When it comes to a hand out
it's surprising how much people can take.
You don't get any sort of
a hand out from Cunningham.
Tell them that the
money he's been making
out of the working people
is now being ploughed
back, for their benefit.
Pull the other one
it could be true.
Thanks for the game.
Wait!
You'll come to a meeting?
Who with?
Cunningham, goodnight Bert.
- Goodnight love.
- Goodnight.
See you tomorrow.
Brumburger
# here I am, I'm so free #
# good old independent me #
# I'm a man of means, #
# a man of property #
# every race that I run #
j' is one more that must be won #
# and what's more I know, #
# I've only just begun #
# oh but honestly sometimes I wonder #
# what this game I play is about. #
# when I come home at night I discover #
# nothing's changed since I went out #
# guess I must be a fool or a dreamer, #
# for what other way could it be #
# all the lover's I've
known gave me more #
# than they got from me #
# I should change, but it's hard #
# something keeps me on my guard, #
# I've never been prepared #
# to hold the losing card #
# no never #
# but before it's too late #
# I've got to come to terms with fate #
# for love and life, I know, #
# are not inclined to wait #
# do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Do, do #
# do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Do, do #
# when I come home at night I discover #
# nothing's changed since I went out #
# guess I must be a fool or a dreamer, #
# for what other way could it be, #
# all the lovers I've known gave me more #
# than they got from me #
Hello.
Brumburger.
Mm.
What we need now is a good slogan.
Something to capture
the public's imagination.
Something that will immediately
bring to mind, a brumburger.
# they'll be flying in by charter #
# with their wallets full of notes, #
# there'll be queues that stop #
# at land's end and
begin at John o'groats #
# and if we were a sea-port, #
# why I bet they'd come by boats #
# and surely even royalty would stand #
# for the biggest little
mouthful in the land. #
hmm, that's not bad.
Yeah, but it's not good,
we need to be more positive.
Why don't we issue a challenge,
like if you can get through two
the third one's on the house!
# there'll be talk of it in Moscow #
# they'll make copies in Japan #
# and those gastronomic Germans #
# will be swarming through this land #
# I suspect that even aussies #
# will admit we poms are grand #
# and they'll cheer so loud #
# they'll drown a passing jet #
# for the biggest load of
bull they'll ever get. #
of course the Americans
will be most upset,
why, in no time at all the brumburger
will become a way of life.
Yeah, we'll make the
hamburger a thing of the past.
A sort of yanks for the memory.
# when they hear of us in Texas #
# they'll call in the f.B.I #
# who'll appoint John Wayne official #
# and then send him here to spy #
# but the Duke will take one mouthful #
# and he'll break right down and cry... #
# to think I thought you
limies just ate spam #
# dammit you've #
# dammit you've #
# out-yanked the yanks, #
# out-yanked the yanks, #
# right here in Birmingham. #
# right here in Birmingham. #
# boom, boom! # # boom, boom! #
I'll thank you to keep your
interfering fingers out of my affairs.
I couldn't just stand by
and let you go down.
What?
No one minds making
a bit out of a takeover
but when one person scoops the pool,
they're bound to find
that a bit, unethical.
To hell with the ethics.
Just how do you think I'm going
to explain it to Cunningham
oh don't worry, dear boy, I will.
- Now...
- Why not?
He's hunting - hah, so am I.
# driving, we go driving #
# ooh baby ooh ooh baby ooh ooh #
# driving, we go driving #
# ooh baby, ooh just me and you. #
# ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, #
# ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, #
# ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, #
# oo-o0h, ooh. #
Coming up here.
Can you see Cunningham?
Ah there he is, no sign
of the fox of course.
Let's move.
Whoa!
You've got a nerve!
Thought I might find you here,
I don't accept apologies from bolshies.
I'm here to offer you a last chance.
Of what?
The best deal of your life.
Get out!
Get out!
Ah, ah, get down.
Down, down.
What have you got in there, the damn fox.
Well what have you got to offer?
A prestige headquarters
for the Cunningham group
leased on favourable
terms from the council,
and it bit of a reputation
for yourself as a city benefactor.
But most important, the
best long term investment
you could ever hope to make.
That is the way to catch
sir Harry Cunningham.
I'm glad you've caught him
because I've caught the fox.
# driving, we go driving #
# ooh baby, ooh just me and you ooh. #
saved from the jaws of...
Matthews!
Matthews!
What the hell are you up to boy?
Matthews!
Ah Matthews.
What the hell are you doing in there?
Just running over the form.
It's quite a scheme lad, most ingenious,
you've had time to read it then?
Time.
Nothing else to do
after they lost that damned fox.
I suppose not.
What's funny about that?
25 horse power they say this damn
thing is, and it won't
get me over the fences.
But for my gout
I'd be astride a four legged beast
and I'd have made a kill by now.
There's a good chance
of a - a financial killing
in the city cross scheme.
M-maybe yeah.
You've done well, boy.
You're interested then?
Yes.
One can't afford to put prejudices
in the path of progress.
Or a good healthy profit.
Of course.
Not that I need the money mind.
But that's not going to stop
you going for it though.
Perhaps not.
Tell me, as a matter of interest,
how do you get on with
this fellow, Jackson.
Fine, just fine.
Ah, not giving much away eh, haha.
You should be working for me.
Now when do I have to face
this socialist scoundrel?
Tomorrow midday, at furness Orlando.
And er we'll lay on lunch,
just to make things nice and friendly.
Right, done.
Back, hulbert, back!
Back!
Business done for the day?
Yes, so let's get out of the office.
# once there was a way, #
# once there was atime #
# when everything was #
# in it's place and simplified #
# when no one bothered counting #
# all the tears one cried in vain #
# for in the morning more than likely #
# one would shine again #
# take me high love #
# take me high #
# take me back to where I've been. #
# take me high love #
# let me fly love #
# in the skyways I once knew #
# take me back to the days #
# when I was truly never alone #
# take me high love, #
# take me home, #
# once there was a hill, #
# once there was a tree, #
# once there was a bird who
spread its wings and flew #
# to places we imagined, #
# so much brighter than our own #
# yet when the summer sun returned j
# our feathered friends came home jq
# take me high love, #
# take me high #
# take me back to where I've been #
# take me high love #
# let me fly love #
# in the skyways I once knew #
# take me back to the days #
# when I was truly never alone #
# take me high love, #
# take me home, #
# take me high love, #
# take me high #
# take me back to where I've been #
# take me high love #
# let me fly love #
# in the skyways I once knew #
# take me back to the days #
# when I was truly never alone #
# take me high love, #
# take me home, #
# take me high love, #
# take me home, #
# take me high love, #
# take me home #
Your girlfriend's here.
Girlfriend?
She's in the boardroom getting lunch.
Mmmm.
Get your thieving hands off my salad.
Sarah, what are you doing here?
Working off the overdraft,
remember we had to close down.
But who's all this for?
Tim to impress the clients.
Tim eh.
You've done well, boy.
What clients?
Bert Jackson and sir Harry Cunningham.
Together?
That's it then.
Hah, I'd rather have
taken you dead than alive.
As a capitalist you're
living on borrowed time,
I've got you more dead than alive.
Well this looks suddenly all very Matey.
Oh we have a deal Hugo.
The city cross development is under way.
There's more than
one way of making money
out of the working class.
Congratulations dear
boy, a diplomatic coup.
But what have you done to pacify Sarah?
We're in business together.
No sir Harry, you're sitting
over here on the right,
mm, oh!
And you're on the left, Bert.
Right, left and centre, very good haha.
Come along Hugo you're
sitting next to sir Harry.
And this for a client who'll be joining us
in just one moment.
Well to the new deal then.
To the new deal.
To the new deal.
Spare us the loving cup please.
What on earth's that?
- Brumburgers!
- Brumburgers!
Brumburgers?
Brumburgers?
Oh!
Created by Sarah Jones
my partner in business
Sarah, Jackson you know,
and this is sir Harry Cunningham.
How do you do.
Now that's not a bad idea.
We are registered as a business.
Well now that you two gentlemen
are eating at the same table,
there is a price to pay.
From you Bert,
we'd like planning permission to build
and from you, sir Harry,
we'd like financial backing
and factory facilities.
Not another restaurant.
No, not another restaurant a brumburger!
There.
Then we get the best of both worlds
the waterway and the city.
Oh well I know it's a bit of a wreck
at the moment but the potential.
I know potential when I see it lad.
We'll have to get a really
good designer of course.
Designer?
The greatness of Birmingham was built
on the brilliance of the cunninghams
and you won't find them wanting
when it comes to the brumburger.
You have the ideas, you will design it
and my factories will make it.
And what's more,
I never do anything in this city
without making a loud noise about it.
# well if your back is strong and sturdy #
# you can lend a helping hand #
# and if you want to
play our brand of music #
# brother won't you join the band #
# every man and every woman #
# everybody in the land #
# if you're looking for
sweet satisfaction #
# come along and join the band #
# if you think there is
room for improvement #
# you've got to get into the movement #
# la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la #
# la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la #
# you may not believe in magic #
# but you've got to understand, #
# you can help us make some magic happen #
# if you come and join the band #
# if you think it's time for action #
# then it's time you made a stand #
# we can make it all work out together #
# so brother come and join the band #
# if you think there's
room for improvement #
# you've got to get into the movement #
# la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la #
# la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la #
# if you think there's
room for improvement #
# you've got to get into the movement #
# la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la #
# la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la #
Fantastic, absolutely fantastic.
You know, I don't know how he does it.
Cunningham?
He's incredible.
He's rich.
We're all going to be rich.
You won't let him take over, Tim?
Well how d'you mean?
I mean his money.
You won't let it become big business.
Can't be helped, it's
what the people want.
That's also what's dangerous.
You mean Cunningham's gonna expoit
brumburger for quick profit.
Never, he doesn't need that kind of bread.
Perhaps not sir Harry but someone.
Well who?
It's our idea, and it's our business.
And it's a good idea, so
let's make sure we keep it
that way because it's ours.
You are scared of the big time kid.
Just very happy with this time.
Ahoy!
Anyone aboard?
Ah, dear boy,
glad to find you at home so to speak.
Come on in.
Sarah, hello,
I say I do hope I'm not interrupting
a board meeting or anything.
Hello Hugo.
Very impressive dear boy.
It's taken a long time
to earn the pleasure of a visit.
I'm tremendously impressed
by this brumburger business
to tell you the truth.
What else but.
I've been doing a spot of research,
on your behalf.
Oh?
May 1?
Please do
well as you two are
obviously up to your necks
setting up the prototype,
I thought I'd have a look at
the wider implications,
the broader possibilities.
Oh yes and what might they be?
When you reduce this original
brumburger idea of yours
with the help of a little
cost effective thinking,
what you get is a project of
quite breath taking profit potential.
I mean when you cut out
all the eye catching
publicity gimmicks of the original idea
and get down to the basic bone,
what you're left with
is a very inexpensive
high street food unit marketing point,
with unlimited turnover capacity,
minimum personnel requirement
and maximum profit potential.
With pre-mixed, pre-moulded,
pre-packed burger meal
units bought in bulk
from the world bank
of simulated soya bean beef.
You ship in refrigerated
container loads,
and distribute to multiple
one man marketing points,
equipped only with a microwave, cooker
and a deep freezer,
which you let loose like a chain reaction.
Not only in Birmingham,
but through the Midlands, the uk
and the whole world.
We could make Cunningham's fortune
look like the contents
of a juvenile delinquent's piggy bank.
- Stop Hugo, stop!
- We could.
Well what's the matter, not interested?
Appalled that's all.
You couldn't be more wrong, Hugo,
the brumburger is just not like that.
But it's got to be dear boy
if you're interested
in making a real substantial profit.
You are diseased with
the pursuit of profit,
since when did you get the cure?
The whole idea of the brumburger is
that it's made from fresh ingredients,
locally produced and prepared
and cooked immediately,
so people know what
they're eating and like it.
But the manhours, the overheads,
I mean you've got to go for productivity.
To hell with the productivity,
eating and working in the brumburger,
is going to be nothing
if it's not a pleasure.
Oh come on Tim,
you know the only pleasure in business
is in the profit,
I mean if you're in it for anything else,
then you're fooling yourselves.
You didn't get a great deal of fun
out of the French restaurant
when it folded, did you?
That was different.
Was it?
Yes, it was.
And anyway if you can't
fool yourself now and again
then you're never going to have any fun
even if you do make a profit.
You're both mad,
you're not in business
together, you're in love.
# suddenly it seems
all the words I know, #
# won't paint the picture #
# how can I explain
all the things I feel #
# in just one line #
# however I know that #
# there must be a word #
# that will fit this scene like a glove #
# the more I think about it #
# the more I know, #
# the word is love, #
# and if I decline to become involved, #
# in conversation #
# it's not that I don't care #
# how the other half #
# is making out #
# well maybe tomorrow #
# I'll try and encourage #
# the eagle to fly with the dove #
# but here and now I offer my one excuse #
# and the word is love #
# well maybe tomorrow #
# I'll try and encourage #
# the eagle to fly with the dove #
# but here and now I offer my one excuse #
# and the word is love #
What does a man have to do
to get a coffee in a place like this?
Bert?
Hello Bert, been working late?
Saw the light, thought
I'd drop and say thanks.
Well thank you,
big day tomorrow then?
For all of us
well you've made quite a
splash in Birmingham, Tim
city cross, brumburger,
Cunningham's eating out of your hand
here, but you don't start eating
until tomorrow night.
How do you like it?
Great.
What's the food like?
Wait and see.
Mm I've been working late love, sorry
you don't mind do you.
Have a tomato,
I wouldn't say no to a carrot love
you can't beat a raw carrot.
Haven't you eaten tonight, Bert?
I didn't come here for the eats.
I suppose your boss
is pretty pleased with you, Tim.
Must be the best deal
they've ever done in brum.
Come on Bert, what are you after?
No, I mean city cross, it's big prestige
for furness Orlando.
What I want to know is,
what you're after now.
Haven't even thought about it yet.
Where d'you go from here?
Oh and who says I'm moving.
Oh come on, Tim,
you jump to the top
of the provincial ladder in one
now you can only take off.
Tim.
I don't want to leave, at all.
That's all I wanted to hear.
Thanks for the coffee love.
See you tomorrow at the council house.
Don't forget your carrot.
Thanks love.
He's really concerned about you, Tim.
I think you'll find
he's concerned about us.
Leaving early?
It's all right for you,
you're already dressed.
I'll see you at the brumburger then.
Don't be late.
Congratulations dear boy,
you've made it to New York after all,
New York?
Just been talking to the chairman.
Well after the city cross deal
there's nothing much to
keep you in Birmingham.
But you'll be staying here.
Anything else is bound
to be a bit of an anti-climax
and you did want to go to
New York in the first place.
And you get the job of branch director:
With a, with a seat on the board
what's in the stars then?
Sorry dear boy, flat batteries.
Hm, so you're on your own.
Could I speak to sir
Charles furness please.
Certainly Matthews.
Ah sir Charles.
Nice idea of flaxman's,
Matthews, I appreciate it.
I thought it appropriate
that sir Charles should
represent furness Orlando
at the official announcement
of the city cross deal.
I know it's always
been your baby Matthews,
but the publicity is good for the bank.
The chairman is a figure
the public, know and respect,
well let's hope that the public
don't mind waiting for him.
I'm sure the city council
will spare a minute or two
for sir Charles furness.
What on earth are we waiting for then?
Sir Charles furness.
Oh to hell with him,
he's probably detained young Matthews,
so that he can scoop all
the glory for himself.
Hah yes come on Jackson,
let's tell the people
what they want to know.
Don't think that my being here
in any way detracts
from our appreciation of your achievement
I have told the chairman
of the admirable flair
with which, you've handled the whole deal.
We post you to the provinces
and in no time at all,
you've pulled off a deal
that would do credit to the city itself.
I'm impressed.
But flaxman suggests
that you're not fully
extended in Birmingham.
Well I mentioned how
disappointed you were
that you didn't get the New York job.
But you've earned your move, my boy,
that's why I'm transferring you
to the New York branch.
But I don't want to leave.
Well I think we should leave now
for the council house.
We don't leave here until
it's clearly understood,
that I want to stay in Birmingham.
It's promotion.
I don't care what it
is, I don't want to go.
Why not send flaxman?
City cross was your initiative,
your achievement, I'm rewarding you.
After this anything else here's bound
to be a bit of a bore old boy.
That is for me to decide.
Well you'll hardly
pull of a bigger deal.
That may not be the whole point.
It is if you're working
for furness Orlando.
But you're not, altogether are you?
Perhaps we should mention
your other interests to sir Charles.
What I do outside the
walls of this office,
don't be bashful dear boy.
He's opening a brumburger.
A what?
A brumburger, a cheap hamburger joint,
a kind of restaurant.
A restaurant, another restaurant,
Matthews I absolutely forbid it.
The brumburger is opening tonight,
after the announcement of the city cross.
Whatever this place is Matthews,
I order you to terminate
all furness Orlando
interest in it at once,
and to accept the New York post.
Furness Orlando has no interest
in the brumburger whatsoever,
and if you insist on my going
to New York then I shall resign
and [I'll take the
Cunningham account with me.
Cunningham?
Sir Harry Cunningham's money
is behind this brumburger.
You're threatening me, Matthews.
Sir, a compromise.
Let Matthews stay in Birmingham.
And you'll go to New York.
Right, I'm off to the council house.
Here Matthews.
I suggest we leave Matthews
in pursuit of his appropriately
provincial status,
how about another drink?
I've a powerful sense
of being manipulated here.
I'll be happy to go
to New York sir Charles.
I'm sure you would,
I'll just be happy to see you go.
Silence if you want to hear us speak.
Quiet!
Now.
To the brumburger!
Quick, get over there I'm in a hurry.
To the brumburger!
Get out of it!
# brumburger #
# brumburger #
# now if you're getting tired #
# of the places you've been to. #
# here is your chance #
# to open your eyes to something new. #
# we guarantee that you will be #
# in the best of hands #
# so, come on get on your feet #
# and give your belly a treat tonight. #
you built the bloody roads,
you'd think you'd know
your way around them.
What'd you expect
when you're too damn mean
to give us a contract
for making road signs.
Anyway we're here.
Yes, thanks to hulbert.
Oh, watch your step.
# brumburger #
# brumburger #
# soon as you're through the door #
# you'll know it's been worthwhile #
# you'll get the best there is #
# and you'll get it with a smile. #
# no need to wish 'cos #
# your every dish is our command. #
# if you say you've never had your fill #
# take it from me you will tonight #
Brumburger special a la Cunningham.
Let's try it on the wife.
# so rich or poor #
# king or clown #
# we bid you welcome #
# and we wish you well, #
# and if you've found, #
# we suit your style #
# then may we ask you #
# be sure to tell
# your friends #
# your friends #
# rich or poor #
# king or clown #
# we bid you welcome #
# and we wish you well #
# and if you've found #
# we suit your style #
# then may we ask you #
# be sure to tell
# your friends #
# your friends #
# rich or poor #
# king or clown #
# we bid you welcome #
# and we wish you well #
# and if you've found #
# we suit your style #
# then may we ask you #
# be sure to tell
# your friends #
# your friends #
# rich or poor #
# king or clown #
# we bid you welcome #
# and we wish you well #
# and if you've found #
# we suit your style #
# then may we ask you #
# be sure to tell
# your friends #
# your friends #
# rich or poor #
# king or clown #
# we bid you welcome #
# and we wish you well #
# and if you've found #
# we suit your style #
# then may we ask you #
# be sure to tell
# your friends #
# your friends #