Tadka (2016) - full transcript
Tukaram!
What are you doing here?
Didn't go to school yet?
What do you want?
Garlic pickle sent by granny.
Garlic pickle?
I had packed mango pickle
in your lunch box, right?
Yes, today you made millet chapatti
not sorghum chapatti.
So what?
Millet chapattis don't go well
with mango pickles,
The garlic pickle matches it perfectl
She doesn't eat groundnut chutney.
Is this any reason to reject a girl?
No, I need to know.
Tell me.
It's ridiculous!
And how?
What's this?
He's a certified madman.
Eat!
You rejected the first girl,
because she doesn't read books.
The second girl was rejected because
she doesn't watch the NGC channel.
And the third...
Groundnut...
Groundnut chutney!
Wow!
Eat!
-Thank you, sir. You enjoy it.
Hey, she was a lovely girl.
College Professor too.
She was so full of life; I met her,
but rejected!
Groundnut chutney, the problem is the
Will you eat?
There's more in life than food!
Like gold!
Thought about it anytime?
Have to feed and sleep!
Don't you get bored sleeping alone?
Don't you feel like someone
sleeping next to you?
What difference would it make?
I'll sleep, I'll snore,
she'll lose her sleep.
She'll snore, and I'll lose my sleep.
If I sleep alone, I'll snore alone.
I wouldn't know if I'm snoring.
That's funny.
Are oats a reason for snoring?
Brilliant!
Mad he is, I'm telling you.
She doesn't eat groundnut chutney...
- Hey...
We've great respect for
groundnut chutney in our Solapur.
Wow!
Those who don't eat groundnut chutney
we value them 25% less.
Got it or not?
What kind of logic is that, Tukaram!
For your information,
I, too, don't like groundnut chutney.
Hey, fool! When did I say you're
not worth 25% less?
The topic closed then...
Leave it!
What's the tension for?
- Nothing, Bhau.
Shall I make it?
Should I make something else?
That's the problem; what's the tensio
How's your wife?
- Gone to her mother's place.
Lying to me?
Come on, take out your phone.
Talk to her.
Whatever trouble you had created,
fix it now, come on, do it now.
How did you come to know it, Bhau?
If you're thinking about a wife,
food becomes salty.
If you fought with her,
it'll become double spicy.
Today, both are on the higher side.
Come on, call her.
Bhau, I'll talk.
- Managing here, go.
Hey Chotu! What's the order?
Good morning Goa!
You're listening to your
favorite RJ Madhura!
On 92.7 Big FM!
MARATHI
We'll keep your mood with
your favorite retro music.
Now, to our first caller.
Hi!
Hi Madhura!
I'm Steven!
Hi Steven!
Confession or confusion?
Confession.
- Okay.
I mean...I'm in love.
Wow!
With you!
Hmm...sorry.
I love your voice.
That's very good.
But I, too, love your voice.
Really?
Yes, let's do one thing.
Let's fix the marriage of your voice
and my voice.
What?
And let's invite the voices
of famous people!
Like Amitabhji, Lataji,
and Ameen Sayaniji's voice.
What?
Then, one day my voice will
become pregnant.
Then, your voice will take my voice
to the operation theatre.
Then, a doctor will emerge out
from it and say,
Congratulations!
You're blessed with Shore.
Shore?
Then, tell me, what should we name it
Kishore!
Perfect!
If it is a boy, it's Kishore,
if it is a girl, then Kishori!
What do you mean?
What it means is Steven,
you don't know who I'm?
How would I be?
How am I to look at it?
What my mood swings are?
Better for us to put an end
to this talk here.
Okay?
Okay.
The next song I'm playing is dedicate
to Steven, who is mad after my voice.
May your voice find its... true love.
Madhura! What are you doing?
Don't make fun of our college like th
What else can I do, Danny? Eh?
We've fallen in love.
They request to play a song
by Arijit Singh.
If they have a breakup,
they request a Mukesh song.
Do they know what love is?
No...no...no...you know very well
what is love, right?
You've done a doctorate in it, right?
Then, tell me yourself.
Listen,
you're single; that's your choice.
But there are people in this world
who want to fall in love,
and they do fall!
And your job is to help them.
- Hang on.
Okay?
You're not supposed to tell them...
- Alex, next caller.
Hi!
I'm Dhanusta.
Dhanusta?
Confession or confusion?
Wow!
I wish I could play like that.
Then, practice...practice...practice.
Okay.
Darling, you stop paying rent.
You feed me so many goodies that
I feel guilty about taking rent from
Not like that!
Okay.
Why does she have to ride so fast?
Hello ladies!
Nicole! What did you do?
What did I do?
Nicole Anne Mascarenhas!
Tell me quickly, what have you done?
What have I done?
Yes, what have you done?
I don't think Shanak will be
able to travel for some time.
Did you break his legs?
Of course not, mom.
Don't be so mean.
I've broken all four tires.
Punctured it.
Flat!
You're just getting impossible.
His car, his car tires.
What did you get from it?
Inner peace.
How could he even think
that he can dump me
and get away with it?
Do you at least think before
doing anything?
You're turning out to be
just like your father.
Mom, please don't compare me with dad
I don't like it.
Please.
What else can I do then?
Exactly like him.
First, hit and then ask questions.
And you also said you felt good.
You're hurt!
No!
I wonder!
Where are the good men gone?
They're either married or gay!
Seriously?
In school, our boy was very.
a very bright student.
But he had just one problem.
Every 5 minutes, he used to run
to the bathroom from class.
The teacher used to scold him, saying
sit down after the class.
Five minutes later, Miss, bathroom.
She used to scold me again.
Then, again Miss, bathroom!
During lunch hour,
I mean got to know during recess,
he used to eat away others' lunches.
Let me be honest.
He's a little difficult to adjust.
A charming person from the heart.
Very good man, I guarantee.
I’ll tell you, such models
are no more created.
Brother! You keep on talking.
Please allow us also to say something
I'm sorry; your turn,
you can say now.
Archeology.
This is a very strange profession.
Value of this old furniture,
only you can understand it.
Tukaramji!
Archeology and old furniture,
what's the connection between them?
I bought it about two years ago,
from the flea market.
So, it's a second-hand product.
Before that?
Hello, please allow him to speak.
He's such a shy type.
Come on, tell.
- Please carry on.
If you want to ask anything,
please go ahead.
Can I eat?
Of course, Bhai saheb.
Son!
This is for you only.
Sanjay, the proposal is fixed.
Did you make it?
No?
Yes...yes...Master Chef Season 5
semi-finalist.
Cook...
In Parla Ishq and near Mailu,
you had a Vada Pav shop, right?
Green plate, dry chutney.
Paintings of Anil Kapoor, Madhuri Dix
and Lord Shiva on the side beam.
Am I right?
You...you...how do you know that?
I had vada there seven years ago.
It is still here.
Where did you vanish away?
Police and BMC guys used
to torture me a lot.
How much is free lunches
can I provide them?
It didn't work out, then,
Kanpur, Lucknow, Banaras,
Karnataka lastly reached this place.
But people here...they don't have it.
Even if I feed them over,
they'll say, wow!
Did you make fenugreek leaves?
I'm confused.
Come with me.
- Where to?
To my home.
Hi, good morning.
- Good morning.
How are you?
Good morning.
Buddy!
Morning.
Congratulations.
Hmm..?
I heard that another madman has
joined your madhouse.
What?
You went to see a bride and
brought a cook from there?
He was the only good thing
in that house.
Shekar, was outraged.
Why do you talk like girls behind my
What do you mean, like girls?
I'm a girl.
Hmm...I suspect.
Right!
I sent photos of the excavation,
did you see it?
No, the internet is down at home.
The entire world is using a smartphon
But you're still stuck with that
little box.
However foolish people may be!
Who should be smart? Isn't it?
Why do I ever argue with you?
Then, don't do it.
What an artistic expression?
What could be the idea of the artiste
Look at the lips!
I feel like they'll speak now.
Look at a depth of the eyes.
Horizon!
The artiste may have created it
with great care and love.
Put life into it; I'll get ready
immediately to marry her.
Tuki!
Hmm?
If you tell such things to a girl,
she'd fall flat for you.
That's why I don't tell them.
Okay, till the stones.
Thank you.
You wait.
- Yeah, sure.
Uncle!
Who is it?
He's calling uncle, I'm sure,
he's not my grandpa, right?
He must be my nephew.
I'll be back in a minute.
What have you been up to?
Free-lancing.
Searching.
Thank God,
you're not an engineer or doctor.
Either people would die
or bridges may collapse.
What brings you here?
Your father, too, had never
come to meet me here.
It's Goa! Moreover, New Year.
Then, you...
- Stop this drama!
It just is about some girl.
In just a week, I fell in love.
Let's cuddle, baby,
Spoon...blah..blah...
I ran away from there.
I started feeling suffocation.
Don't you feel suffocation while hugg
If you want to taste honey,
you need to brace for bee stings, rig
That's why I never tasted it till now
You did taste, uncle.
- Hmm..?
Don't talk nonsense.
- Nectar...honey...
May I recollect your memory?
Vaishnavi aunty... Neighbor lady!
May I tell you some more?
Mummy told me all your stories.
No story in it.
Yes, I did like her.
But never expressed it to her.
But why? Why didn't you tell her?
What an idiot you are, uncle?
Looking at her...
- Okay uncle, stop...stop...
I want to take coffee.
Uncle, stop...stop, uncle.
Two minutes, I'll get it.
Christian Senior Society...
Hi sir!
- Hi, one coffee, please.
Sounds so boring.
In which do I look like that
Do I belong to an aging society?
Come, Sam is very interested.
I've been to these places.
No song after the 1950s is played the
It's pissing and boring.
It's okay; I'm cool.
When did you make love last?
Hmm...?
When did you have sex?
But why...?
I just want to know!
Tell me.
It was a long time ago.
It's been years.
Are you for real?
Nicky, my life is not dependent on se
There are other things in life.
How divine!
Ogling at me like a monkey!
So annoying!
Is he cute?
Are you mad?
Don't turn and look!
Okay...okay!
Now, he's smiling too.
You also smile.
I hate such people who are
overactive and hasty.
Right, you hate hasty people.
You're bored by latecomers.
So, demanding.
Finished your lecture?
Shall we leave?
- Bill!
Pay on the account.
- Let's send it to him.
He can do at least this for you, righ
What?
-What?
Nice, Smile!
Yeah!
Shall we?
- Let's go.
Come.
- I heard it.
Hey Chef!
Hey Chef!
Hey Chef!
Can't you hear me?
Deaf?
He's dumb too!
He's not blind, is he?
Take it.
Make curry of half of it.
Fry it the other half, crispy and spi
Fry it, make curry, or eat it raw!
Don't tell me.
Do you mean?
- I'm a Brahmin.
I don't cook meat or fish.
Then, who will cook this?
Who wants to eat?
Eh?
You!
You prepare it.
Why didn't you tell me this earlier?
Why didn't you ask me earlier?
Will you not prepare meat or fish?
Let me see, how will you not prepare
Tukya!
You and your Chef, instruct him clear
He is pissing me off...
Older man! Uninvited guests have come
What are you going to cook?
Tuka brother!
I bought fresh fish from the market.
Half fry and half curry.
Tell him your father brought it.
What happened?
Hey, I bought it!
He purchased it seems!
What happened to the Brahmin
inside you now?
Hey Siddharth!
Uninvited guest!
How are you?
- Great!
How come pop in here suddenly?
Never told me you mad boy
that he's coming here.
Surprise from the uninvited guest.
No surprise, it's all about a girl.
Hey?
Now, it warmed up.
What would I do going now?
Today is the 31st.
New year's eve, and it's Goa!
So I arrived!
Come on!
What are you doing?
humming
Dilip Saab is sleeping on a cot.
Wounded!
Eyes are filled with the love
of the entire world.
If he fails to get his lover.
On the other side, Madhubala is
on the banks of a river,
eyes are filled with tears,
Wonderful lover!
No touch or anything!
Used to feel how wonderfully and
deeply they loved each other!
Oh, Nicole!
Why are you sitting here?
All the young boys are here,
go and dance with them.
I'll join.
Okay.
All the young boys!
Young boys!
Uncle!
You talk about romance so passionatel
But I didn't dare to say I love you
to Vaishnavi aunty.
Why?
Most third rate line of this world is
I love you.
What is written in I love you?
Anyone who says I love you,
he's a fraud. She's a fraud.
If you're in love,
do I love you? Scroll here.
The second thing the one who loves
must have the courage to read this.
What is this? I love you.
Idiot.
Holy shit!
What happened?
Shanak!
Nicky!
Two weeks have passed since the break
Thirteen days, not two weeks.
- Let it go!
He used to say he couldn't
live a day without me.
Now, look! How happy he looks
with this bitch!
What the hell is he wearing?
Okay...okay, fine.
No...Nicky...he...
Look there!
Close your mouth!
Stomach in, chest out.
Do you feel a little happy?
Okay.
Cool.
What are you doing, dear?
Nicky!
Hi!
Excuse...
No...no...no...don't even bother.
At least a number?
Don't tell me your name
or ask for my number.
I'm Sha...
- Don't be a creep, yaar.
Go.
Nicky! What are you doing?
20 likes already.
My father in the daytime.
Every day he used to ride
cycle for 44 kilometers.
He could do it in 22 kilometers.
But he used to come home for lunch.
Then, an older man and an old woman
sit together to eat.
They're not talking to each other.
At times, she used to ask,
want me to serve groundnut chutney?
At times he said yes; at times, no,
finished having lunch,
washed his hands and mouth,
wiped it with mother's saree's end.
Maybe while wiping his hand on it,
he rubbed off I love you with it.
I never said I couldn't live without
Mother died.
On the 13th day ceremony,
while offering obsequies to her,
my father, too, died.
Bond!
Oh my God!
Why don't you all come and dance?
What are you doing sitting here?
Nicky! What did you get by getting
so angry on New Year's eve?
I don't want him to feel
I'm alone on New Year's eve.
If you are alone,
what difference does it make?
I don't want to calculate my age
like you with several candles.
I mean,
baking your cake,
putting candles on it yourself,
and put it off yourself alone.
No!
Nicole!
It's okay.
Sorry!
No!
No, it's fine
- I didn't mean it, yaar.
You never think before blurting it ou
Whatever you feel like saying, you sa
I didn't mean it.
Good morning, Goa!
This is your favorite RJ Madhura.
Cut...cut...no...no...no...
Madhura! Energy, please...energy.
Good morning, Goa!
This is your favorite RJ Madhura.
Wishing you a happy new year.
And wishing you a...
Madhura, please try it again.
What are you doing?
Good morning, Goa!
This is your favorite RJ Madhura.
- Madhura...Madhura...
Madhura! Did you have too much
to drink last night?
Still in a hangover?
You know what? Take a break.
Take a break, okay?
Hey, Anirudh!
We had ordered Aloo Parata earlier, r
Yes, Pammy's Dhaba.
Please forward his number.
Wow! You need the power to speculate.
If not, there won't be any fun.
Why are you looking there?
Look at the girl taking a sunbath.
Wow!
How expressive the eyes are!
I feel they're telling me something.
Don't they?
By the way,
her eyes, too, are gorgeous.
But, what charm these eyes have,
they don't have it.
Tell me, which one should I take with
You never care to look at me.
Take whichever you want to, Tukaram.
Tukka Bhau!
That one...that one...
That one?
- Yes.
Pick it up.
Who is it?
Hello!
Pammy ka Dhabha?
I want Aloo Paratas with plenty of cu
I don't want green chutney.
I want only curd.
Okay, along with masala,
fry diced little bits of garlic in it
No...
- Take down my address.
Big FM, Second floor, Candolim.
Okay, send it quickly.
I'm hungry.
Okay?
Who was it?
What's your name?
- Why?
Vademiyan!
You gave me that name, right?
Are there people who relish
Aloo paratha in Goa?
Surprise!
Hello!
Had lunch?
No, I just now ordered lunch.
Eh? What did you order?
Aloo parata!
I mean... how do you manage
so many calories, yaar?
Come on, downstairs,
super salad is there in the canteen.
Come.
- No.
Are you sure?
Fine.
Love is love...
Seasoning love...
Catch it fully...
Sweet brown sugar...
Chant the holy name of Govinda...
Added turmeric?
Time to bid farewell to you.
Don't turn back and see.
Wherever you're going,
that's heaven for you.
Got it?
Would you like to have wine?
Okay, forget it.
Drink after reaching the stomach.
Look at this!
This is...me!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey, you got her into the palanquin
Without a bridal dress.
He told me to cook it crispy.
You damn fool!
Who is getting kicked?
You or me?
Hello?
- Hello!
My Aloo Parata has not yet arrived.
Eh?
My Aloo Parata has not yet arrived.
Aloo parata?
It'll come slowly to your home.
What?
What nonsense?
What nonsense?!
That's what you're doing with me,
my Pomfret is getting burnt here.
To hell with you and your pomfret.
That's what I've been telling you.
My pomfret is burnt.
Because of him.
If you didn't want to send a para,
you should've told me, right?
What?
You should've told me that
you can't send out a parcel.
But when you called
and if you had asked,
who is speaking?
Isn't this Pammy's Dhaba's number?
This is not Pammy's Dhaba's number.
Now, you can say sorry.
Sorry, my foot!
Your wife may say sorry to you.
Eh?
Why should I say sorry to you?
Couldn't you tell me it was
wrong number earlier itself?
Bloody flirt!
- Flirt?
I'm flirting...come on...
mind your language.
Don't say flirt!
I never did that.
One, you dialed the wrong number,
and should I say sorry to you?
Don't you dare shake your head,
I'll stab you.
You wasted my time for hours.
I'm hungry.
Go...go and feast on your
husband's brain.
By the way, his brain would've
gone dry listening to your voice.
What would be there to eat anyway?
- Hey, hello!
Don't drag my husband's name!
Didn't your parents teach you manners
Hey, don't take the names of my paren
Hey...look...
First, go and learn how to
make phone calls.
Got it?
Then, teach me manners.
Shut up!
- You shut up!
You shut up!
Rascal!
You rascal, you messed up everything.
Everything...you idiot!
What?
I'm not talking to you.
Okay?
Keep your phone down.
You keep the phone down.
You called me on the phone, right?
Keep your phone down first.
No, you keep it down first.
No...no...you keep it down first.
You keep it down!
Idiot!
I'm telling you the truth,
if I murder you today,
What?
I'll not get punished at all.
Got it or not?
What's it?
Your uncle's love... Romance.
Some wrong numbers got connected.
And Tukaram is taking a serious class
Kill him.
Finish him
Hello!
Hello!
Do you like my voice?
Shut up, you creep.
Is this how you talk to a woman?
That's what I'm saying,
hardly he can't talk to a woman
on the phone for 2 minutes!
How can he share life with someone?
Is she a woman or
she-devil Shoorpanaka?
She was talking about my wife.
Oh no, insulted aunty!
Don't spare him.
Help!
Hey, uncle.
If you're hungry,
shall I order Aloo parata?
Do you want thrashing?
Very, very sorry!
How sweet...
Very very decent!?
Had he told me it was
the wrong number earlier?
Would he become any better decent?
Yeah, normal human beings make mistak
That's what he was saying.
- No...no...
I know boys of this type.
First, they'll say I'm sorry.
Then, they'll say, what's up, babe?
Then, they'll say,
so, what are you doing tonight?
Madhura! Do you know what your proble
You just hate men.
You think all men are alike.
- Exactly!
No...no...that's not true.
You didn't hear him on the phone.
He called my voice irritating,
called my voice irritating.
He must be out of his mind
People love my voice
Then, he says, go and
eat your husband's brain.
How could he imagine a husband like t
Exactly, how dare he talks
about my husband like that.
Even though she doesn't have a husban
But how dare he talk about your husba
See, that's not cool.
- Stop taking it so personally.
Okay, now.
Here... talk to him.
Oh no, Nicky, no...
- Just saying!
No...yaar...
- He said sorry.
What will I say?
- Anything!
Just talk.
Phone call.
Whose call?
Aloo parata!
Hey, she's saying sorry.
She said she was hungry.
Talk to her.
Hello!
Hello!
I'm Aloo parata here.
Yes, go on.
Eh...I'm also sorry.
I'm also...what do you mean?
I mean...I'm sorry.
No, it's okay.
It's okay.
I was hungry.
So, I was little...I mean...
No need to say sorry.
I was also dressing pomfret.
This idiot made a mess out of it.
Pomfret?
No, nothing...
Okay.
I abused your wife
with the choicest epithets.
For that, will you please...
Say sorry to her on my behalf, please
Okay, once I get married,
if I get a wife,
I'll say sorry to her on your behalf.
I, too, abused your husband wildly.
No...
I'm also not married.
Okay...okay.
Bye.
Okay, bye.
Just a minute...just a min...
Just a minute.
Are you there?
Yeah!
Do you have the number of Aloo parath
Why are you laughing?
Madam, I'm shocked
that in Goa, you get Aloo paratha.
I'm a little surprised.
See...is it true?
Very true.
Okay, can you give me that number?
Okay.
It's almost your number only.
But the last digit is 8.
8.
- Okay.
Thank you.
Good night.
- Okay.
What happened?
He was asking for the number of
Aloo paratha dhaba.
Why were you giving him
details of your marriage?
He's a little mad.
I'm telling you, boys are like that o
So, you told him about your
marriage to a mad boy.
Very nice.
Awesome!
What a parata!
I'm impressed.
It's not that idiot.
He's an artiste, man!
Shall we also take him to our home?
I was just joking...no!
Already, I'm raising one, right?
That's enough.
Say thank you.
Chotu! Thank you very much.
Hey, not to him, man!
Then?
Because of whom we're here.
Come on, take it.
Hello!
Hung up!
Hello!
That's her.
Yes?
Hi! Did you call me?
Who is there?
Eh...I'm... Aloo parata!
Oh... hi!
Sorry I couldn't answer your call,
I was at work.
No...no...I just called you to say th
I went to your Pammy's Dhaba.
Thank God, someone was fortunate
to enjoy parata.
Okay, tell me now, how was the Parata
Wonderful... Wonderful.
While eating Parata, I munched along
with fried pieces of garlic and ginge
It was like,
during the summer holidays school day
after playing in the hot sun at noon,
like suddenly, a drizzle dropped in.
I've never seen such a description
of Aloo paratha.
I too never described Aloo Parata
like this.
So...
It was perfect and weird too.
Umm... Let me guess.
You are... Chef or poet.
Right?
I love food, and I love poetry
but I'm an archaeologist.
Archeologist?
- Hmm...
That's interesting.
Lucky, you still have a chance
to play in the mud.
Yes, trying to find my lost childhood
What do you do?
Eh...I'm an RJ.
RJ?
Yes, the one who talks over the radio
Okay...okay...okay...okay...
I mean, while playing songs,
bantering too much in between,
so, you do that!
If you're bored with my banter,
may I keep the phone?
No... I was just joking, idiot.
Excuse me.
No... No...
There are three idiots in my house.
Hi!
- Hi!
By the way, your voice isn't so bad.
What do you mean not so bad?
I mean... It's very nice.
Very nice, I love it.
Eh?
Thank you, Indiana Jones.
Eh?
Indiana Jones?
Did you say something?
Aloo parata guy?
He's crazy!
I'll get you a coffee.
Thank you!
Umm...
By the way, can I ask you something?
I'm inquisitive...
Certainly.
This...
What's this pomfret fiasco?
Pomfret?
It's... I don't know
whether I should tell you.
Normally what happens is,
whenever I'm frying this... this fish
Before that, I speak to it.
The last talk between us.
Before it reaches heaven, if you
talk to the fish; it'll be wonderful.
I read it somewhere!
That's why otherwise, there's no
any particular reason behind it.
Now, I know why you didn't marry!
Because you're a foodie by heart!
I love food,
it is connected with my memories.
If I eat a pickle,
I think about my grandma.
If I eat groundnut chutney,
I think about my mother.
If I get slapped, I think about my fa
These flavors are the paths of my mem
And if I ever eat fruitcake, Narona a
Amazing!
One second... Did you say fruitcake?
Yeah!
I love fruitcakes.
Really?
Naoran Aunty used to be
our neighbor in Mahim.
The fruitcakes she used to make,
I ate anything like that till now.
Do you know the recipe for it?
Oh, I do know it.
I'm telling you the truth, but...
Can...can you share it with me?
Do you want me to share
this recipe with you?
If you don't mind.
Actually...
Okay.
Thank you.
Eh...by the way, your name?
- Your name?
Eh...
Yes...
I'm Madhura.
Madhura?
Ancient style.
Mine is very modern... Tukaram.
Okay, bye.
Tukaram?!
Did you just say Fukaram?
Tukaram!
Who the hell is he?
That Aloo parata guy!
Okay! So, 21st century BC,
ladies, and gentlemen!
She's Madhura; he's Tukaram.
And I'm Nilambari Devi!
I'm Nilambari Devi.
Tukaram!
# Stranger! #
# This waiting is weird... #
# Stranger! #
# This waiting is weird... #
# Stranger! #
# Why is heart uncontrollable? #
# Stranger! #
# Why is heart swaying
Without any reason? #
# Stranger! #
# Why is heart fragrant? #
# Yours and my love... #
# Whom should we tell?
What are we to tell? #
# Tell me... #
# Why do I feel you're mine? #
# Tell me... #
# Why do I feel you're mine? #
# Stranger! #
# This waiting is weird... #
# Stranger! #
# Why is heart uncontrollable? #
This is the perfect way to make
someone chicken.
Yes, good, but first you've
to befriend the chicken.
Then, later...if you wish...
Listen!
I think I'm a little inebriated.
It happens at times.
I know why you made me drink!
Why?
You want to take advantage of me, rig
On the phone?
Why not?
You, too have a sexy voice.
What did you say?
Stupid...stupid...stupid...
Nothing...
No...no...tell me, what was that?
Let's talk later.
Good night.
Oh, God!
Victor...Victor!
Hmm...?
How is my voice, man?
Danger.
Okay, forget it.
# At times I laugh because of you...
# At times I feel shy... #
# At times my heart is anxious... #
# At times I forget directions... #
# Memories are reverberating... #
# Questions are sleeping... #
# Yours and my love... #
# Whom should we tell?
What are we to tell? #
# Tell me... #
# Why do I feel you're mine? #
# Tell me... #
# Why do I feel you're mine? #
# Stranger! #
# This waiting is weird... #
Next caller, please.
Hello!
Hello!
Your name, please?
Tukaram.
Madhura... Madhura...
Say something.
Tell him something.
Confession or confusion?
Confusion.
What's your confusion?
Last night someone told me,
my voice is very sexy.
I want to ask you
is it true?
You're Queen of Voice!
Are you there?
Do you think my voice is sexy?
Eh...for me, your voice is
okay... okay only.
Maybe for someone who told you it is
it may be sexy for her.
Okay!
Okay!
Our next song for Tukaram!
And for the one,
who feels your voice is sexy.
# The unknown magician
has come from FD... #
Picking up first love...
What are you doing here?
Go...go inside.
Go to sleep...take a rest.
Go!
I'm going out to work.
- Oh, very know.
Where is that side?
Good morning Goa!
Good afternoon Goa!
Good night Goa!
Tell me the truth.
Confusion or confession?
Confu...confused...what?
What's this joke?
Tell me, uncle.
Everyone here knows it.
Everyone?
- I mean, I know.
I'm going for the first time.
Am I going a second time, then?
Uncle...for an emergency.
For moral support.
Because I've experience in this matte
I know it.
Ask me.
Look!
Okay, come.
Hey!
What are you doing here?
Get down.
Tokyo! I'm your friend.
I've to be with you through
thick and thin, right?
Yes.
Okay, let's get off this bad omen.
Your choice.
All the best.
Thank you.
Okay.
Uncle!
I love you!
Thank you.
Sorry, uncle.
Go...go...go...
Uncle!
Well...
What happened?
What happened?
Why leave so early?
No, I will...talk to her later
on the phone...
Come, let's go now.
Talk later? What?
What happened?
Nothing.
Let's go now, please.
Hey...
I...I mean...
I never feared rejection no-till now.
First time!
Uncle!
What is scaring you?
That she'll turn ugly?
No, ugly is not an issue.
Little bit.
It's a matter of beauty.
She, too, would feel the same.
You're a boy.
I'm scared.
Hey, come on.
You first give up this habit
of accepting defeat.
Be brave in love
Come on, my friend.
It's not about accepting defeat.
But all this... I'll talk to her late
I'll go and see how aunty is!
And tell you, okay?
Not required. I'll talk later.
Let's go; I'll talk to her later.
No need, please.
Let him go...
You go and talk to her.
Okay...okay...
Come.
You go!
Hey, Sid!
- Hey, let him go!
Sid!
He'll fix it and come
You take a deep breath!
Breathe, my friend.
Let love happen!
Ever since I was born,
I'm breathing
I never did anything else.
He's a mad boy!
He would tell her something different
Why are you allergic to love?
Just asking
By the way, I'm allergic to you also
but we live together.
Why are you laughing?
Why are you laughing?
Why did you laugh?
Eh?
Donkey!
Come on, get down.
Come, my love...
under the sweet moonbeam...
Madhura...
Madhu.. Madhu!
Madhu!
I will hold you.
Because you are...
You are trapped in my nest
Like a bird
Excuse me.
Yeah!
By any chance, are you...
Eh...eh... Tukaram?
Hi!
I'd seen...
I mean, Sid.
Tukaram.
Hi!
Madhura!
Do I look like uncle?
I mean...
Do I look like uncle?
No.
No.
It's okay.
It's destiny
Did anyone call you uncle?
Me?
No?
No!
Who would call me uncle?
It's been a long time since she went,
right?
She may be taking his full interview.
We did the right thing
by sending Nicole, right?
I never knew radio stations
had such beautiful girls.
I, too didn't know how much
young men become archaeologists.
What's the connection
with age and archeology?
Well then, what's the connection
between looks and radio stations, the
Right.
Sorry... sorry... sorry...
Yaar... I know I'm baffled
and lost.
I need to be honest.
When you both decided,
I mean, we both decided to meet,
I didn't even imagine,
you'd be so...
You look so Beautiful!
No, I thought...
- Thanks.
older in age...
Eh...eh... why?
I mean... do you like aunties?
What?
I mean, you were.... probably... were
expecting some aunty-type girl may be
Yes, No!
No... no...
It's like that,
compared to my uncle...
Your uncle?
Your uncle?
No... aunty!
Aunty!
Your voice is quite like my aunty's v
That’s what I said?
Yeah... yeah...
- Really?
Do you mean to say my voice
It sounds like an older woman.
No...no...
My uncle is very young.
Young?
My uncle is younger than me.
Why that long face?
No...no...
It's like something had to sadden you
Don't do that
He'll come back.
- Yeah!
Go and see inside.
What is he up to?
Just ask him to come back.
He'll come...he'll come.
Don't worry.
Breath!
Yeah, she has come.
What happened?
It's damn funny,
I'll tell you on the way.
Let's go!
Excuse me!
Excuse me!
You left your glasses.
Oh... thanks.
Hi!
What is your name?
- Dimpy.
Thanks!
What am I saying?
Did you meet?
How is she to look at?
Eh?
How is she?
Let's go!
What happened?
What's this, uncle?
Didn't you see her now?
The girl who went now.
Who? No...no...
You mean the girl with whom
you were talking now...
Not that girl!
Then?
The girl who went just now,
you start the vehicle, uncle.
I'll tell you after going home.
You mean she wasn't there inside?
No.
No one was inside.
Shall we go now?
What?
Are you sure?
Yes, mom.
He was not just young,
I mean kiddish too!
Like the college boys' flirt types!
He just went all about me like!
How beautiful you are!
How beautiful your purple hair is!
How beautiful are your eyes!
I mean, he was like...
Was he the guy?
Mom, there was only one person
in the entire cafe named Tukaram.
Moreover archaeologist, I'm sure.
And he knew I was an RJ.
He told me,
I didn't know girls on radio stations
would be so beautiful.
See...is that way to flirt?
On seeing him, I felt like
he just hit the jackpot.
But...but...he sounds very sensible
on the phone.
Hmm...max!
He's anything but sensible.
He said your voice sounds
like aunty on the phone.
Like aunty?
Yeah!
I mean, dude!
Yes, for a moment, I did get doubt.
I actually asked him.
- What?
Are you into aunties and all?
- Oh God!
After that, he said no...no...no...
Then, he started saying, my uncle
he's younger than me...
Aunty is younger than him.
Grandma is very modern.
I don't know. He was blabbering somet
But basically, he was just flirting!
Mom, I think, bottom line is,
he was fishing for something else,
and he got this!
So, obviously,
you know,
I knew, he would go mad
on seeing me,
I don't know,
he just couldn't think and talk
he was going blabbering nonsense.
Should I go there and sit?
Eh?
You go and sit there.
Sorry, madam.
If I see you again watching in rear
view mirror, I'll gouge out your eyes
Sorry, madam.
Okay!
Okay
It's okay.
On radio... did appear to be quite ma
Hello... hey, uncle!
RJ! She's an RJ!
Her work is that only.
Everything is magic of her voice.
What are..
Very mature indeed!
But, very young compared to your age.
So what?
So, what?
My mummy and papa too had
15 years age difference.
I was born, didn't I?
He has messed up
I'm telling you Tukya
How am I to explain you guys?
Don't explain, leave it.
Picture! Okay?
If uncle had married Vaishnavi aunty,
their daughter would be of her age.
Still possible? Eh?
Typical 20 year old!
20 year old! This one!
That short skirt!
It's buffing natural photograph.
But, both of you.
Both of you in one frame,
totally different.
She was...strange type.
It's not a...not a match.
So, finally, you both didn't meet?
Why?
Because she's much younger
than you in age.
Too young!
Why didn't you meet her once, Tuki?
Eh?
Why can't you meet her once.
Play a joke on myself!
What if she calls me uncle?
Are you okay?
Come on.. Don't try and fool me.
I know you.
Please don't lie to me.
Why would I lie to you?
It'll be painful.
It'll surely hurt too.
# In such a situation, go on... #
I was alone earlier.
Now, I'm lonely.
This loneliness is an unwanted friend
Comes in uninvited!
Welcome back to late night
conversations with me... Madhura.
Brought to you by LG Hing!
Which increases the flavor of seasoni
And our next caller is...
Hi!
- Hi
What's your name?
Eh.. I'm Suresh.
Hi Suresh!
How are you doing?
- Very Happy
Today I proposed marriage
to my girl friend.
She accepted it.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Hello!
We're very happy for you.
We pray you get married at the earlie
And may your married life be filled
with joy and happiness.
Thank you.
I request you to play a song for me.
'Pyar Hua Ikrar Hua' song
from the film 'Shree 420'
Chuchuka, I mean
my girl friend's favorite song.
I'm very happy for getting my love.
And pray that everyone in
this world get their love.
I love you, Chuchu.
Suresh!
We're very happy
that you found your love.
But, what's the necessity to exhibit
this to the world?
Excuse me?
No!
You got your love, right?
Chuchu too got her love.
Fine, right
- Yes.
But, who the hell are you
to pray for the entire world?
Excuse me!
But, you can't say like...
- No!
I mean there are 1000's of our caller
those who are single.
But, they're trying to live
with their loneliness.
With you I love you, Chuchu,
they feel more lonely.
Can't such a simple thing
get into your brain?
No...no...by the way...no...
By the way, what's her name?
Chuchu!
What's the name of her dog then?
Eh... Mamtha, Suresh?
Look... listen!
You can't talk to me like this, eh?
Why don't you go to your Chuchu and
sing this song for her personally?
Okay.
- Hello...how could you...
Playing the next for all those caller
those who are lonely!
But happy with their loneliness.
What are you doing, Madhura?
Hey!
I've prepared final reports.
Check it!
By the way, when are you going to Del
Tuki!
Yes, I'm listening.
No you are not listening.
What's wrong with you?
Why don't you just take a break and
go to Mumbai or something?
Why you are getting so hyper?
I'm absolutely okay.
No, you're not okay.
Okay whatever,
What is your nephew doing?
Playing the best game of youth,
killing time.
What?
Impossible!
God!
Not going to office today?
In fact...
Producer told me to take a week off.
That's great, then.
Go to a Spa or something.
Pamper yourself.
Hey Nicky, I'll see you in about an h
Bye.
- Bye.
Did Tukaram have a Facebook page?
Hmm...?
I mean, was there a Facebook profile
of Tukaram?
No, he didn't believe in Facebook
or social media.
In fact, I told him,
you had created a Facebook profile of
But we never connected on that.
- Okay
Now, Smitha Gokhale.
History professor.
Marital status, never married.
Promising.
- No problem
About me...
Never married because
never found anyone interesting.
Wait until she meets Tuks.
Our Tuks... Yes...
Searching for a man, who is calm,
intelligent and a foodie.
I don't know about calm
Intelligent and foodie matches.
- Perfectly matches.
And loves to read books also.
Yes, what type of books?
Books like...
- Like?
One...
- What?
'Jai Shree Shani Mahatmey'
'Sampurna Chaturmas'
Ákhanda Sathyanayaran Katha
There are some more.
'Sampurna Vishnu Puran'
'Balaji Puran'
'Harivansh Puran'
'Shree Shiva Chalisa'
'Taitriya Upanishad'
Who reads all these books?
- Book a room in Kasi for honeymoon.
Eh?
What are you doing?
Senior management has recommended
to fire Madhura.
But I told them,
she's our best RJ,
and she is under a lot of stress,
so please reconsider.
Thanks.
But this must not happen again,
right, Madhura?
Look, if you want...
You can extend the holidays.
It's wonderful.
- Yeah, I'm fine; I'll take care.
Shall we go for dinner?
I mean, I don't know
what your problems are.
And it's none of my business.
But, as your friend,
as your colleague,
I need to talk about these things.
See, 90% of people have this problem.
That, there's no one to talk to them.
There should be dialogue.
There should be communication.
But, suddenly?
Yes, out of the blue
You said he was a big snob!
He'll never talk to anyone straight.
But I don't know what happened
to him today.
What does he look like?
Not bad.
Divorced?
- Hmm-hmm.
Children?
- No
Then, take a chance.
Look, some people are like
snobbish from the outside,
and very good from the inside.
Who knows, for the person,
you've been searching the entire worl
maybe he's right next to you!
Meet him once.
Talk to him.
What have you got to lose, darling?
You're beautiful!
Retake a chance, please.
Once!
Come on.
Doesn't your eyes ever get tired?
God knows what she keeps
watching the whole day!
Nicky, I don't know why,
I feel like...
I feel like talking to Tukaram once!
Nicky!
If you don't want to pick up the phon
why did you come to the office then?
Sorry, did you say something?
No.
Okay.
Hello!
Hi!
Okay, tell me.
Tell me... you tell me.
Hey, you called me on the phone.
You tell me.
Got a missed call.
Missed call?
I didn't...
Oh
Yes... I told you, right?
When I met you, then...
that I'll call you.
So... Yes!
Tell me.
Then... when are we meeting?
I don't want to meet you.
That day... On the radio station...
No!
Don't come to the radio station.
Okay, let's meet somewhere else.
I'll give you a call.
Then, we'll meet, okay?
- Okay, listen
Hello
- Yes?
Do one thing.
This is a temporary number,
I'll give you another number.
Okay?
Call me on that number.
- Okay.
Just a second!
Okay, tell me.
Okay!
Then, okay.
I'll give you a call.
And listen,
I'll also call another number.
I also have a private number.
So, please don't call this number.
Okay, call me.
And please don't come to the radio st
Okay?
No, I'll not come.
Listen, I want to tell you something.
What?
You are...
You are very beautiful.
Tell me something I don't know.
No... I mean...
- See you, bye.
Hello!
# Keep your legs on the sky... #
# Today, let me connect
With outer space... #
# Like how careless clouds are... #
# Let me fly by nature like that... #
# When you're near me... #
# Troubles stay away from me... #
# Don't interrupt my heart... #
# Let me do something whimsical... #
# Follies...follies... #
# I feel the follies are good... #
# Follies... follies... #
# I feel the follies are good... #
# Naughtiness, which was in my heart.
# It has started
Appearing in my eyes now... #
# Naughtiness, which was in my heart.
# It has started
Appearing in my eyes now... #
# Words which I felt shy to say... #
# I've started writing it on my lips.
# That which I've never done to date.
# Have a blast
With that mischievousness... #
# I've been honest till now... #
# From the dishonesty of love... #
# Follies...follies... #
# I feel the follies are good... #
# Follies...follies... #
# I feel the follies are good... #
# My heart is getting wet
In moments of togetherness... #
# Enchantment is in the air,
Drink it to your heart... #
# My heart is getting wet
In moments of togetherness... #
# Enchantment is in the air,
Drink it to your heart... #
# Stay a little away from the world..
# Live life on your own
For a few moments... #
# If you find yourself a companion,
Travel will be easier... #
# Whatever is happening... #
# Have a blast, my dear... #
# Follies...follies... #
# I feel the follies are good. #
# Follies...follies... #
# I feel the follies are good. #
If you're told to eat!
Then, let's start talking about food.
What would you like to have?
Umm.... Lime soda?
That's to drink,
what about something to eat?
No, thanks.
I don't want anything.
I prefer homemade food.
I like it; I prefer homemade food.
Okay.
I mean you cook your food.
Eh...no.
There's a lady cook; she knows my tas
You know... no sugar, no Masala.
No oil
- Okay!
Good evening, madam.
Good evening, sir.
What can I get you?
Get me first... fresh lime and soda.
Without sugar and ice.
Is lemon okay?
Oh, yes.
Lemon is okay.
- Okay, sir.
Yes...eh.
Hmm
I've booked a table in my name Danny.
- Yes, sir, this way
Come!
Thank you.
- Please.
Isn't it a very nice place?
Yeah!
You know, I feel this is the
most romantic place here.
It's nice.
So, any drinks?
To start the evening.
No, I'm so sorry.
- Come on, Madhura.
The first date has a tradition.
A glass of wine.
So, a glass of wine.
Actually, no!
I'm hungry.
I mean...
- Order something to eat.
Sure.
Here's the menu.
Like to have chicken chops?
Chops?
Chicken chops are...
- I'm a vegetarian.
Okay.
Chicken fruits?
Sir?
Eggs..do you eat eggs?
No, no!
Okay.
I'll have chicken chops.
Chicken? Chop?
Yes, this is a Bengali dish.
Along with mustard.
I like it.
But Madhura, this is the main course.
How can you eat it now?
In the beginning itself.
I'm hungry; I want to eat.
It's cool.
Fine.
Waiter!
- Yes, sir.
A glass of single malt on the rocks f
Caesar’s salad.
And chicken chop.
Okay, sir.
Chicken? Really?
Umm... yeah!
Say something.
Urmi told me you're very romantic.
It seems you romance even with stones
But, I...
How long you know Urmi?
Urmi is a common friend,
I have known her for the past six mon
I have known her for years.
Okay.
She's my buddy.
She knows everything about me.
Wherever she may be sitting now
she will surely know.
How I would be talking now!
What I'm saying now?
How nervous I am!
Nervous?
Why nervous?
I'm not nervous.
But I'm nervous.
Madam, your chicken chop.
Thank you.
Wow!
Calories are swimming in it.
Do you know?
Did you hear about that proverb?
In which you swim,
you'll get drowned in it!
This looks similar.
Suicide.
You know what it is, Madhura...
Huh! Preethi!
My name is Preethi.
I've already told you ten times.
Yes.
I want to confess.
I want to tell you something.
- Go ahead!
There was someone inside me.
Not was but is.
I can't forget her.
But, I can't remove her too.
Have you heard about that
Buddhist philosophy?
You're what you eat!
I don't think you want to end up
with calories.
Do you?
I mean, you're eating this now.
Sometime later, you may feel
like eating dessert.
Then, you'll eat dessert.
Then, slowly...one day, two days...
After one month...
two months...four months...
Almost...
You won't fit through the door.
Already life is full of bags!
You've to carry this baggage too.
You know, my ex-wife, too, used
to do the same thing.
Wherever she used to go,
she used to eat the same things!
Childhood was very nice.
If I wrote something on slate,
I used to wipe it with spit.
How can I wipe this out?
My mother and father died very early.
At times I hate them so much.
When they were alive, it was pleasant
The same pleasantness,
someone inside here,
I got it back because of her.
So,
You know what?
We shouldn't have come here.
Exactly.
Exactly.
That's what I'm also saying.
Let's have a few drinks.
Okay?
Then, let's go.
From here.
Then, to your house or my house.
Or somewhere else.
There are many places,
I know some very nice places.
Ultimately, that's romance, right?
Not all this!
You know what I mean!
So, if you like...
We can go right now.
Maybe stop on the way, and get someth
You know, spice up!
Okay, shall we?
Then, our date... ends here?
No...no...you's such a beautiful lady
You'll find a good partner.
Let's meet as friends.
The world is so small,
we live quite close,
we don't realize that I'm...
Excuse me.
Excuse me!
- Excuse me, ma'am. He's calling you.
I didn't want to come here.
I'm here because of Urmi.
Will you please...
Forgive me.
Wherever I feel like, I'll drink ther
Your place or my place.....
Okay, calm down.
Cal down... it's okay.
It's... It's not okay.
It's not...just not okay.
No, of course not!
Who gave him the right to
humiliate me like this?
What right does he have
to talk to me like that?
Just because I'm single,
does it mean I'm always available?
No, of course not, darling.
Not like that at all.
I'm tired now
Every man thinks he has a solution
to my every problem.
But, who said I've problems?
I'm not looking for just the man.
I'm looking for the right man.
Yes, and he's out there for you.
Trust me...trust me, darling.
You'll surely find him.
Have faith!
Is it my fault that I don't have a hu
I don't have a boyfriend.
Is it a crime these days now?
Not at all!
I found a boy.
Maybe for me only.
He was perfect.
He was warm, Loving.
I could laugh with him.
There was this feeling
of closeness with him.
I felt comfortable.
But, he stayed away from me.
Okay.
It's okay.
He'll keep a girl very happy.
I'm not just that lucky girl.
What's up? When did you come?
How was it?
Wonderful!
Get ready to take out
the marriage procession.
Bring horse.
Hey Tukya! What happened?
I'm asking you only.
Rejected again?
Last time, it was because she didn't
like groundnut chutney.
This time...brinjal...
bitter gourd...or else...
Am I a thing?
You'll say anything
and it won't hurt me!
You'll keep on making fun of me.
I do have a space of my own, right?
I'm also a human being, right?
I, too, have feelings, right?
Now, I'm scared of relationships.
What can I do now?
Not scared whether the girl will
give me happiness or not.
I'm scared that whether I'll be
able to keep her happy or not
I'm in a dilemma for her.
I'm like this only!
What can I do?
For that, will you make fun of me?
It's not right.
Isn't it?
I've my fiefdom,
please don't enter it.
Poke your nose into everything,
what is this?
What is this? Don't poke, buddy.
You married twice.
Why did the first wife run away?
Why did your second wife leave you?
Did I ever ask,
why does this happen?
I never asked you.
You have a space of your own,
endure the pain.
There's a corner, and I don't have
the right to enter that corner.
I can understand that.
Because you're my friend.
I must understand that.
Not possible... not possible
to develop relationships.
What can I do, dude?
In my journey thus far, I have done
it alone, just a few more steps only.
What's in it?
Will you make fun of him?
There's a voice ringing in my ears.
Her name is Madhura.
I've given a shape to that voice.
Though a little hazy.
I'm unable to see her form
but she's there!
If you gouge out her from me,
if you take her out,
okay, I've taken her out,
now, there's another girl,
go and meet her.
Go and meet her.
How is it possible, dude?
When you take out something,
it'll hurt you, right?
It'll bleed, right?
Can you share that pain?
Okay, buddy, take this 100 grams,
you take this 100 grams.
You take this 100 grams!
Is it possible to happen?
It is not possible, right?
It is my pain, dude.
It'll remain my pain forever.
It is not possible, dude.
It is not possible,
Bloody! How many times it had happene
I wanted to cry in front of you!
I wanted to rest on your
shoulders to cry.
But I didn't cry because
I felt you'd make fun of me.
Even when I'm alone, I don't cry.
I don't believe in it.
Because I'm scared.
I fear someone seeing it.
I'll not cry.
So, this is what I am!
I'm weak.
I'm weak.
Can you understand?
Be my friend. Come on!
# Birds of memories fly away... #
# Birds of memories,
Don't leave any feathers here... #
# How am I to forget? #
# O my heart... #
# Teach me to forget... #
# Pain is making
The future is painful and hazy... #
# False promises are hurting lips...
# These regrets are the paths
Of the heart... #
# O heart teach me to forget #
How long will this continue?
What is scaring you?
That she would reject you?
Let her say it.
At least she'll leave your system.
Tuki, you share your heart
with stones so easily.
But why are you so scared to meet her
You're wrong.
If you had met her and then decided t
I could've understood.
But, you've never met her till now,
did you?
What right do you've to
decide her yes or not?
It's not right.
Be a man!
At least give respect to those few mo
Meet her once!
If nothing happens even after meeting
then we'll not say anything.
But, please do meet her once.
Tuki!
Pick up your box.
Call her.
Right now.
Come on! Come on!
Get up! Move your butt!
It's morning!
I didn't know at all!
Madhura! It's your phone, right?
I know.
Call from Tukaram.
Answer it, then.
Mom...I...I...
- You stay out of this now.
Let her handle it herself.
What's wrong with you?
Put this into your mind clearly, Madh
You may meet any man in the future,
you'll surely try to search Tukaram i
And that's not fair.
That's not fair to you.
And that's not fair on
all the men you'll meet.
Do you understand?
Meet him personally.
Talk to him.
And then decide.
And it must be your own decision.
Not someone else's.
Got it?
Call him.
What happened to you now?
Nothing.
You are just looking so distracted
all the time.
Come on, what have you done?
I...|- Tell me.
I don't know what you're
up to these days, Nicky?
Honestly!
I'm going to meet Tukaram.
Where?
- St. Augustine Church.
I'll... I'll come.
No.
This time, I'll go alone.
Thank you.
Take it.
I don't have the habit of taking a lo
Sorry... Tuki!
I'm going to meet Madhura.
Yes.
- Okay.
Come whatsoever it may!
I'm not scared of rejection anymore.
I don't have any hope of acceptance.
Okay, get ready.
Yes, you can do it, Nicole.
You can do it.
Yes!
Come on... come on...
come on... come on...
Hello!
- Hello...hello!
Hi!
- Hi!
Yaar, I've reached.
I'm also here only.
Where?
I'm here.
Right behind.
Hey, listen... I'm also here only.
I'm right in the middle of the circus
Yeah...yeah...actually...
I came... I can see you.
Eh? What?
Yaar... listen
- Hey you...
I'm
- Madhura, no jokes, please.
No.
- Come out, please.
Listen...listen...listen...listen...
Yeah!
I... I wanted
to tell you something.
Yeah... yeah... I know.
I want to tell you something too.
I want to tell you many things.
I want to explain something
Let me first tell you.
Then, let's meet.
What?
Please. I... okay.
Okay...okay.. I'll tell you.
Okay, tell me.
How will you react if anyone tells
you lie or break your trust?
Will that change anything?
Madhura!
Please meet me once!
I'll explain everything to you.
I know... I mean...
I...
Hello!|- Oh no!
Come, I'll be waiting for you inside.
Where have you reached?
Madhura!
It looks like
I've lost myself in this spot.
Yeah... but I'm...
- Please meet me once.
I mean...
Just tell me what...
Sure, I'll call you back.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
Hello!
Have you reached?
I've reached.
Yeah.
Too crowded; it looks like
the entire of Goa is here.
Some art camp is on.
It's really nice!
You mean, you've also reached the pla
Yes, I'm here only.
Here only means... what are you weari
Blue!
Hello!
You said blue...
White upper cloth.
Oh!
Nice Place.
Blue sky.
No, listen...listen...listen...
I made a big mistake.
I'm trying to tell you this now.
No, yaar.
It wasn't your mistake,
it was all my mistake.
I'm scared that if I tell you the tru
You won't even see my face.
The problem is that...
I think I'm in love with you, yaar.
Yeah
I don't know what real romance
will be like romance!
I never experienced it.
So, I don't know.
But one thing I know is,
you're perfect for it.
And people who fall in love
will be mad and crazy.
Mistakes don't look like mistakes.
You get angry, but it oozes smiles.
There's no filter between
your lips and brain.
When you say,
it comes directly from the heart.
It speeds away like my bike.
No rules, no manuals, and no instruct
Just... my heart...
Madhura!
For the girl for whom I feel this,
she's standing right before me.
I'll keep the phone now.
I want to confess, Madhura.
I didn't come to meet you that day.
Someone else was there.
I was scared of rejection.
What to do?
I'm not scared anymore.
I'm here to take rejection.
But, at least for once,
the voice I heard,
I want to see the face too.
Once!
If you don't want, then no.
By the way, there's a hazy
picture of you in my heart.
It'll remain the same.
At times, I may call your
radio station to disturb you.
I'll ask silly questions,
but please do answer me.
Listen to my answer right now.
The girl who came to meet you that da
it wasn't me.
It was my friend.
I'm not Madhura.
My name is Nicole.
Neither I'm an RJ,
nor do I like Aloo paratha.
Or can I cook to save my life, yaar?
Okay, I did come to meet you
that day as Madhura, but...
Please don't ask me why or any detail
I don't know.
I was really under stress after that.
I can't live with the guilt
that I'm in love with the same guy
Madhura is in love with.
And then, I can't take it anymore.
So!
Here it is.
I've told you everything
That's the truth.
Now, please go and meet Madhura.
Please find.
Sort it out!
I'm done.
I'm done with it.
I'm sorry.
- Hey...one minute...one minute...
Oh, Madhura!
is she cute?
Oh!
- Yaar, I don't know, just find her o
No...no...
- I told you she is...
She's like tall, short, not hot, what
I mean don't know.
Dude! Why don't you find it yourself?
I mean, she's here only, right?
Please go.
- You know...
The thing is, Tukaram is my uncle.
He's not younger than me,
he is older than me.
Go, find it yourself, yaar.
- He's older; his name is Tukaram.
Does she know to ride a bike?
Because Tukaram...
After meeting so many
different types of boys in life.
That gave me jitters.
I wanted to be sure that
you're not one of them.
Madhura!
Don't turn back.
Such a big decision in our lives,
we handed it over to others.
How foolish we were!
Half baked!
We invite trouble with our fears.
You can turn back now.
Oh!
If I knew you'd be so beautiful,
I wouldn't have come to meet you.
Beautiful!
I would love to hear rejection
from these lips.
Your voice, your beauty
and 10 grams of ginger,
if we ground altogether and
keep it on someone's forehead,
his life will be blessed!
Now, you can say no.
Done?
Yes.
Now, may I speak?
Sure.
How much do you speak
on the phone about food,
I thought you would be so!
I've got to feed you.
And this white shirt.
Do you always wear or
for today's special occasion?
It's nice.
Give me a hug!
Do I've to teach you that also?
How beautifully the nightingale sings
right?
It's not nightingale but lighting, gu
Nighting guy?
Mister Nightingale.
Our BC Roy!
Okay...
- That's right!
He's calling his lover.
I mean, the desires are sprouting
in his heart.
What are you doing here?
Didn't go to school yet?
What do you want?
Garlic pickle sent by granny.
Garlic pickle?
I had packed mango pickle
in your lunch box, right?
Yes, today you made millet chapatti
not sorghum chapatti.
So what?
Millet chapattis don't go well
with mango pickles,
The garlic pickle matches it perfectl
She doesn't eat groundnut chutney.
Is this any reason to reject a girl?
No, I need to know.
Tell me.
It's ridiculous!
And how?
What's this?
He's a certified madman.
Eat!
You rejected the first girl,
because she doesn't read books.
The second girl was rejected because
she doesn't watch the NGC channel.
And the third...
Groundnut...
Groundnut chutney!
Wow!
Eat!
-Thank you, sir. You enjoy it.
Hey, she was a lovely girl.
College Professor too.
She was so full of life; I met her,
but rejected!
Groundnut chutney, the problem is the
Will you eat?
There's more in life than food!
Like gold!
Thought about it anytime?
Have to feed and sleep!
Don't you get bored sleeping alone?
Don't you feel like someone
sleeping next to you?
What difference would it make?
I'll sleep, I'll snore,
she'll lose her sleep.
She'll snore, and I'll lose my sleep.
If I sleep alone, I'll snore alone.
I wouldn't know if I'm snoring.
That's funny.
Are oats a reason for snoring?
Brilliant!
Mad he is, I'm telling you.
She doesn't eat groundnut chutney...
- Hey...
We've great respect for
groundnut chutney in our Solapur.
Wow!
Those who don't eat groundnut chutney
we value them 25% less.
Got it or not?
What kind of logic is that, Tukaram!
For your information,
I, too, don't like groundnut chutney.
Hey, fool! When did I say you're
not worth 25% less?
The topic closed then...
Leave it!
What's the tension for?
- Nothing, Bhau.
Shall I make it?
Should I make something else?
That's the problem; what's the tensio
How's your wife?
- Gone to her mother's place.
Lying to me?
Come on, take out your phone.
Talk to her.
Whatever trouble you had created,
fix it now, come on, do it now.
How did you come to know it, Bhau?
If you're thinking about a wife,
food becomes salty.
If you fought with her,
it'll become double spicy.
Today, both are on the higher side.
Come on, call her.
Bhau, I'll talk.
- Managing here, go.
Hey Chotu! What's the order?
Good morning Goa!
You're listening to your
favorite RJ Madhura!
On 92.7 Big FM!
MARATHI
We'll keep your mood with
your favorite retro music.
Now, to our first caller.
Hi!
Hi Madhura!
I'm Steven!
Hi Steven!
Confession or confusion?
Confession.
- Okay.
I mean...I'm in love.
Wow!
With you!
Hmm...sorry.
I love your voice.
That's very good.
But I, too, love your voice.
Really?
Yes, let's do one thing.
Let's fix the marriage of your voice
and my voice.
What?
And let's invite the voices
of famous people!
Like Amitabhji, Lataji,
and Ameen Sayaniji's voice.
What?
Then, one day my voice will
become pregnant.
Then, your voice will take my voice
to the operation theatre.
Then, a doctor will emerge out
from it and say,
Congratulations!
You're blessed with Shore.
Shore?
Then, tell me, what should we name it
Kishore!
Perfect!
If it is a boy, it's Kishore,
if it is a girl, then Kishori!
What do you mean?
What it means is Steven,
you don't know who I'm?
How would I be?
How am I to look at it?
What my mood swings are?
Better for us to put an end
to this talk here.
Okay?
Okay.
The next song I'm playing is dedicate
to Steven, who is mad after my voice.
May your voice find its... true love.
Madhura! What are you doing?
Don't make fun of our college like th
What else can I do, Danny? Eh?
We've fallen in love.
They request to play a song
by Arijit Singh.
If they have a breakup,
they request a Mukesh song.
Do they know what love is?
No...no...no...you know very well
what is love, right?
You've done a doctorate in it, right?
Then, tell me yourself.
Listen,
you're single; that's your choice.
But there are people in this world
who want to fall in love,
and they do fall!
And your job is to help them.
- Hang on.
Okay?
You're not supposed to tell them...
- Alex, next caller.
Hi!
I'm Dhanusta.
Dhanusta?
Confession or confusion?
Wow!
I wish I could play like that.
Then, practice...practice...practice.
Okay.
Darling, you stop paying rent.
You feed me so many goodies that
I feel guilty about taking rent from
Not like that!
Okay.
Why does she have to ride so fast?
Hello ladies!
Nicole! What did you do?
What did I do?
Nicole Anne Mascarenhas!
Tell me quickly, what have you done?
What have I done?
Yes, what have you done?
I don't think Shanak will be
able to travel for some time.
Did you break his legs?
Of course not, mom.
Don't be so mean.
I've broken all four tires.
Punctured it.
Flat!
You're just getting impossible.
His car, his car tires.
What did you get from it?
Inner peace.
How could he even think
that he can dump me
and get away with it?
Do you at least think before
doing anything?
You're turning out to be
just like your father.
Mom, please don't compare me with dad
I don't like it.
Please.
What else can I do then?
Exactly like him.
First, hit and then ask questions.
And you also said you felt good.
You're hurt!
No!
I wonder!
Where are the good men gone?
They're either married or gay!
Seriously?
In school, our boy was very.
a very bright student.
But he had just one problem.
Every 5 minutes, he used to run
to the bathroom from class.
The teacher used to scold him, saying
sit down after the class.
Five minutes later, Miss, bathroom.
She used to scold me again.
Then, again Miss, bathroom!
During lunch hour,
I mean got to know during recess,
he used to eat away others' lunches.
Let me be honest.
He's a little difficult to adjust.
A charming person from the heart.
Very good man, I guarantee.
I’ll tell you, such models
are no more created.
Brother! You keep on talking.
Please allow us also to say something
I'm sorry; your turn,
you can say now.
Archeology.
This is a very strange profession.
Value of this old furniture,
only you can understand it.
Tukaramji!
Archeology and old furniture,
what's the connection between them?
I bought it about two years ago,
from the flea market.
So, it's a second-hand product.
Before that?
Hello, please allow him to speak.
He's such a shy type.
Come on, tell.
- Please carry on.
If you want to ask anything,
please go ahead.
Can I eat?
Of course, Bhai saheb.
Son!
This is for you only.
Sanjay, the proposal is fixed.
Did you make it?
No?
Yes...yes...Master Chef Season 5
semi-finalist.
Cook...
In Parla Ishq and near Mailu,
you had a Vada Pav shop, right?
Green plate, dry chutney.
Paintings of Anil Kapoor, Madhuri Dix
and Lord Shiva on the side beam.
Am I right?
You...you...how do you know that?
I had vada there seven years ago.
It is still here.
Where did you vanish away?
Police and BMC guys used
to torture me a lot.
How much is free lunches
can I provide them?
It didn't work out, then,
Kanpur, Lucknow, Banaras,
Karnataka lastly reached this place.
But people here...they don't have it.
Even if I feed them over,
they'll say, wow!
Did you make fenugreek leaves?
I'm confused.
Come with me.
- Where to?
To my home.
Hi, good morning.
- Good morning.
How are you?
Good morning.
Buddy!
Morning.
Congratulations.
Hmm..?
I heard that another madman has
joined your madhouse.
What?
You went to see a bride and
brought a cook from there?
He was the only good thing
in that house.
Shekar, was outraged.
Why do you talk like girls behind my
What do you mean, like girls?
I'm a girl.
Hmm...I suspect.
Right!
I sent photos of the excavation,
did you see it?
No, the internet is down at home.
The entire world is using a smartphon
But you're still stuck with that
little box.
However foolish people may be!
Who should be smart? Isn't it?
Why do I ever argue with you?
Then, don't do it.
What an artistic expression?
What could be the idea of the artiste
Look at the lips!
I feel like they'll speak now.
Look at a depth of the eyes.
Horizon!
The artiste may have created it
with great care and love.
Put life into it; I'll get ready
immediately to marry her.
Tuki!
Hmm?
If you tell such things to a girl,
she'd fall flat for you.
That's why I don't tell them.
Okay, till the stones.
Thank you.
You wait.
- Yeah, sure.
Uncle!
Who is it?
He's calling uncle, I'm sure,
he's not my grandpa, right?
He must be my nephew.
I'll be back in a minute.
What have you been up to?
Free-lancing.
Searching.
Thank God,
you're not an engineer or doctor.
Either people would die
or bridges may collapse.
What brings you here?
Your father, too, had never
come to meet me here.
It's Goa! Moreover, New Year.
Then, you...
- Stop this drama!
It just is about some girl.
In just a week, I fell in love.
Let's cuddle, baby,
Spoon...blah..blah...
I ran away from there.
I started feeling suffocation.
Don't you feel suffocation while hugg
If you want to taste honey,
you need to brace for bee stings, rig
That's why I never tasted it till now
You did taste, uncle.
- Hmm..?
Don't talk nonsense.
- Nectar...honey...
May I recollect your memory?
Vaishnavi aunty... Neighbor lady!
May I tell you some more?
Mummy told me all your stories.
No story in it.
Yes, I did like her.
But never expressed it to her.
But why? Why didn't you tell her?
What an idiot you are, uncle?
Looking at her...
- Okay uncle, stop...stop...
I want to take coffee.
Uncle, stop...stop, uncle.
Two minutes, I'll get it.
Christian Senior Society...
Hi sir!
- Hi, one coffee, please.
Sounds so boring.
In which do I look like that
Do I belong to an aging society?
Come, Sam is very interested.
I've been to these places.
No song after the 1950s is played the
It's pissing and boring.
It's okay; I'm cool.
When did you make love last?
Hmm...?
When did you have sex?
But why...?
I just want to know!
Tell me.
It was a long time ago.
It's been years.
Are you for real?
Nicky, my life is not dependent on se
There are other things in life.
How divine!
Ogling at me like a monkey!
So annoying!
Is he cute?
Are you mad?
Don't turn and look!
Okay...okay!
Now, he's smiling too.
You also smile.
I hate such people who are
overactive and hasty.
Right, you hate hasty people.
You're bored by latecomers.
So, demanding.
Finished your lecture?
Shall we leave?
- Bill!
Pay on the account.
- Let's send it to him.
He can do at least this for you, righ
What?
-What?
Nice, Smile!
Yeah!
Shall we?
- Let's go.
Come.
- I heard it.
Hey Chef!
Hey Chef!
Hey Chef!
Can't you hear me?
Deaf?
He's dumb too!
He's not blind, is he?
Take it.
Make curry of half of it.
Fry it the other half, crispy and spi
Fry it, make curry, or eat it raw!
Don't tell me.
Do you mean?
- I'm a Brahmin.
I don't cook meat or fish.
Then, who will cook this?
Who wants to eat?
Eh?
You!
You prepare it.
Why didn't you tell me this earlier?
Why didn't you ask me earlier?
Will you not prepare meat or fish?
Let me see, how will you not prepare
Tukya!
You and your Chef, instruct him clear
He is pissing me off...
Older man! Uninvited guests have come
What are you going to cook?
Tuka brother!
I bought fresh fish from the market.
Half fry and half curry.
Tell him your father brought it.
What happened?
Hey, I bought it!
He purchased it seems!
What happened to the Brahmin
inside you now?
Hey Siddharth!
Uninvited guest!
How are you?
- Great!
How come pop in here suddenly?
Never told me you mad boy
that he's coming here.
Surprise from the uninvited guest.
No surprise, it's all about a girl.
Hey?
Now, it warmed up.
What would I do going now?
Today is the 31st.
New year's eve, and it's Goa!
So I arrived!
Come on!
What are you doing?
humming
Dilip Saab is sleeping on a cot.
Wounded!
Eyes are filled with the love
of the entire world.
If he fails to get his lover.
On the other side, Madhubala is
on the banks of a river,
eyes are filled with tears,
Wonderful lover!
No touch or anything!
Used to feel how wonderfully and
deeply they loved each other!
Oh, Nicole!
Why are you sitting here?
All the young boys are here,
go and dance with them.
I'll join.
Okay.
All the young boys!
Young boys!
Uncle!
You talk about romance so passionatel
But I didn't dare to say I love you
to Vaishnavi aunty.
Why?
Most third rate line of this world is
I love you.
What is written in I love you?
Anyone who says I love you,
he's a fraud. She's a fraud.
If you're in love,
do I love you? Scroll here.
The second thing the one who loves
must have the courage to read this.
What is this? I love you.
Idiot.
Holy shit!
What happened?
Shanak!
Nicky!
Two weeks have passed since the break
Thirteen days, not two weeks.
- Let it go!
He used to say he couldn't
live a day without me.
Now, look! How happy he looks
with this bitch!
What the hell is he wearing?
Okay...okay, fine.
No...Nicky...he...
Look there!
Close your mouth!
Stomach in, chest out.
Do you feel a little happy?
Okay.
Cool.
What are you doing, dear?
Nicky!
Hi!
Excuse...
No...no...no...don't even bother.
At least a number?
Don't tell me your name
or ask for my number.
I'm Sha...
- Don't be a creep, yaar.
Go.
Nicky! What are you doing?
20 likes already.
My father in the daytime.
Every day he used to ride
cycle for 44 kilometers.
He could do it in 22 kilometers.
But he used to come home for lunch.
Then, an older man and an old woman
sit together to eat.
They're not talking to each other.
At times, she used to ask,
want me to serve groundnut chutney?
At times he said yes; at times, no,
finished having lunch,
washed his hands and mouth,
wiped it with mother's saree's end.
Maybe while wiping his hand on it,
he rubbed off I love you with it.
I never said I couldn't live without
Mother died.
On the 13th day ceremony,
while offering obsequies to her,
my father, too, died.
Bond!
Oh my God!
Why don't you all come and dance?
What are you doing sitting here?
Nicky! What did you get by getting
so angry on New Year's eve?
I don't want him to feel
I'm alone on New Year's eve.
If you are alone,
what difference does it make?
I don't want to calculate my age
like you with several candles.
I mean,
baking your cake,
putting candles on it yourself,
and put it off yourself alone.
No!
Nicole!
It's okay.
Sorry!
No!
No, it's fine
- I didn't mean it, yaar.
You never think before blurting it ou
Whatever you feel like saying, you sa
I didn't mean it.
Good morning, Goa!
This is your favorite RJ Madhura.
Cut...cut...no...no...no...
Madhura! Energy, please...energy.
Good morning, Goa!
This is your favorite RJ Madhura.
Wishing you a happy new year.
And wishing you a...
Madhura, please try it again.
What are you doing?
Good morning, Goa!
This is your favorite RJ Madhura.
- Madhura...Madhura...
Madhura! Did you have too much
to drink last night?
Still in a hangover?
You know what? Take a break.
Take a break, okay?
Hey, Anirudh!
We had ordered Aloo Parata earlier, r
Yes, Pammy's Dhaba.
Please forward his number.
Wow! You need the power to speculate.
If not, there won't be any fun.
Why are you looking there?
Look at the girl taking a sunbath.
Wow!
How expressive the eyes are!
I feel they're telling me something.
Don't they?
By the way,
her eyes, too, are gorgeous.
But, what charm these eyes have,
they don't have it.
Tell me, which one should I take with
You never care to look at me.
Take whichever you want to, Tukaram.
Tukka Bhau!
That one...that one...
That one?
- Yes.
Pick it up.
Who is it?
Hello!
Pammy ka Dhabha?
I want Aloo Paratas with plenty of cu
I don't want green chutney.
I want only curd.
Okay, along with masala,
fry diced little bits of garlic in it
No...
- Take down my address.
Big FM, Second floor, Candolim.
Okay, send it quickly.
I'm hungry.
Okay?
Who was it?
What's your name?
- Why?
Vademiyan!
You gave me that name, right?
Are there people who relish
Aloo paratha in Goa?
Surprise!
Hello!
Had lunch?
No, I just now ordered lunch.
Eh? What did you order?
Aloo parata!
I mean... how do you manage
so many calories, yaar?
Come on, downstairs,
super salad is there in the canteen.
Come.
- No.
Are you sure?
Fine.
Love is love...
Seasoning love...
Catch it fully...
Sweet brown sugar...
Chant the holy name of Govinda...
Added turmeric?
Time to bid farewell to you.
Don't turn back and see.
Wherever you're going,
that's heaven for you.
Got it?
Would you like to have wine?
Okay, forget it.
Drink after reaching the stomach.
Look at this!
This is...me!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey, you got her into the palanquin
Without a bridal dress.
He told me to cook it crispy.
You damn fool!
Who is getting kicked?
You or me?
Hello?
- Hello!
My Aloo Parata has not yet arrived.
Eh?
My Aloo Parata has not yet arrived.
Aloo parata?
It'll come slowly to your home.
What?
What nonsense?
What nonsense?!
That's what you're doing with me,
my Pomfret is getting burnt here.
To hell with you and your pomfret.
That's what I've been telling you.
My pomfret is burnt.
Because of him.
If you didn't want to send a para,
you should've told me, right?
What?
You should've told me that
you can't send out a parcel.
But when you called
and if you had asked,
who is speaking?
Isn't this Pammy's Dhaba's number?
This is not Pammy's Dhaba's number.
Now, you can say sorry.
Sorry, my foot!
Your wife may say sorry to you.
Eh?
Why should I say sorry to you?
Couldn't you tell me it was
wrong number earlier itself?
Bloody flirt!
- Flirt?
I'm flirting...come on...
mind your language.
Don't say flirt!
I never did that.
One, you dialed the wrong number,
and should I say sorry to you?
Don't you dare shake your head,
I'll stab you.
You wasted my time for hours.
I'm hungry.
Go...go and feast on your
husband's brain.
By the way, his brain would've
gone dry listening to your voice.
What would be there to eat anyway?
- Hey, hello!
Don't drag my husband's name!
Didn't your parents teach you manners
Hey, don't take the names of my paren
Hey...look...
First, go and learn how to
make phone calls.
Got it?
Then, teach me manners.
Shut up!
- You shut up!
You shut up!
Rascal!
You rascal, you messed up everything.
Everything...you idiot!
What?
I'm not talking to you.
Okay?
Keep your phone down.
You keep the phone down.
You called me on the phone, right?
Keep your phone down first.
No, you keep it down first.
No...no...you keep it down first.
You keep it down!
Idiot!
I'm telling you the truth,
if I murder you today,
What?
I'll not get punished at all.
Got it or not?
What's it?
Your uncle's love... Romance.
Some wrong numbers got connected.
And Tukaram is taking a serious class
Kill him.
Finish him
Hello!
Hello!
Do you like my voice?
Shut up, you creep.
Is this how you talk to a woman?
That's what I'm saying,
hardly he can't talk to a woman
on the phone for 2 minutes!
How can he share life with someone?
Is she a woman or
she-devil Shoorpanaka?
She was talking about my wife.
Oh no, insulted aunty!
Don't spare him.
Help!
Hey, uncle.
If you're hungry,
shall I order Aloo parata?
Do you want thrashing?
Very, very sorry!
How sweet...
Very very decent!?
Had he told me it was
the wrong number earlier?
Would he become any better decent?
Yeah, normal human beings make mistak
That's what he was saying.
- No...no...
I know boys of this type.
First, they'll say I'm sorry.
Then, they'll say, what's up, babe?
Then, they'll say,
so, what are you doing tonight?
Madhura! Do you know what your proble
You just hate men.
You think all men are alike.
- Exactly!
No...no...that's not true.
You didn't hear him on the phone.
He called my voice irritating,
called my voice irritating.
He must be out of his mind
People love my voice
Then, he says, go and
eat your husband's brain.
How could he imagine a husband like t
Exactly, how dare he talks
about my husband like that.
Even though she doesn't have a husban
But how dare he talk about your husba
See, that's not cool.
- Stop taking it so personally.
Okay, now.
Here... talk to him.
Oh no, Nicky, no...
- Just saying!
No...yaar...
- He said sorry.
What will I say?
- Anything!
Just talk.
Phone call.
Whose call?
Aloo parata!
Hey, she's saying sorry.
She said she was hungry.
Talk to her.
Hello!
Hello!
I'm Aloo parata here.
Yes, go on.
Eh...I'm also sorry.
I'm also...what do you mean?
I mean...I'm sorry.
No, it's okay.
It's okay.
I was hungry.
So, I was little...I mean...
No need to say sorry.
I was also dressing pomfret.
This idiot made a mess out of it.
Pomfret?
No, nothing...
Okay.
I abused your wife
with the choicest epithets.
For that, will you please...
Say sorry to her on my behalf, please
Okay, once I get married,
if I get a wife,
I'll say sorry to her on your behalf.
I, too, abused your husband wildly.
No...
I'm also not married.
Okay...okay.
Bye.
Okay, bye.
Just a minute...just a min...
Just a minute.
Are you there?
Yeah!
Do you have the number of Aloo parath
Why are you laughing?
Madam, I'm shocked
that in Goa, you get Aloo paratha.
I'm a little surprised.
See...is it true?
Very true.
Okay, can you give me that number?
Okay.
It's almost your number only.
But the last digit is 8.
8.
- Okay.
Thank you.
Good night.
- Okay.
What happened?
He was asking for the number of
Aloo paratha dhaba.
Why were you giving him
details of your marriage?
He's a little mad.
I'm telling you, boys are like that o
So, you told him about your
marriage to a mad boy.
Very nice.
Awesome!
What a parata!
I'm impressed.
It's not that idiot.
He's an artiste, man!
Shall we also take him to our home?
I was just joking...no!
Already, I'm raising one, right?
That's enough.
Say thank you.
Chotu! Thank you very much.
Hey, not to him, man!
Then?
Because of whom we're here.
Come on, take it.
Hello!
Hung up!
Hello!
That's her.
Yes?
Hi! Did you call me?
Who is there?
Eh...I'm... Aloo parata!
Oh... hi!
Sorry I couldn't answer your call,
I was at work.
No...no...I just called you to say th
I went to your Pammy's Dhaba.
Thank God, someone was fortunate
to enjoy parata.
Okay, tell me now, how was the Parata
Wonderful... Wonderful.
While eating Parata, I munched along
with fried pieces of garlic and ginge
It was like,
during the summer holidays school day
after playing in the hot sun at noon,
like suddenly, a drizzle dropped in.
I've never seen such a description
of Aloo paratha.
I too never described Aloo Parata
like this.
So...
It was perfect and weird too.
Umm... Let me guess.
You are... Chef or poet.
Right?
I love food, and I love poetry
but I'm an archaeologist.
Archeologist?
- Hmm...
That's interesting.
Lucky, you still have a chance
to play in the mud.
Yes, trying to find my lost childhood
What do you do?
Eh...I'm an RJ.
RJ?
Yes, the one who talks over the radio
Okay...okay...okay...okay...
I mean, while playing songs,
bantering too much in between,
so, you do that!
If you're bored with my banter,
may I keep the phone?
No... I was just joking, idiot.
Excuse me.
No... No...
There are three idiots in my house.
Hi!
- Hi!
By the way, your voice isn't so bad.
What do you mean not so bad?
I mean... It's very nice.
Very nice, I love it.
Eh?
Thank you, Indiana Jones.
Eh?
Indiana Jones?
Did you say something?
Aloo parata guy?
He's crazy!
I'll get you a coffee.
Thank you!
Umm...
By the way, can I ask you something?
I'm inquisitive...
Certainly.
This...
What's this pomfret fiasco?
Pomfret?
It's... I don't know
whether I should tell you.
Normally what happens is,
whenever I'm frying this... this fish
Before that, I speak to it.
The last talk between us.
Before it reaches heaven, if you
talk to the fish; it'll be wonderful.
I read it somewhere!
That's why otherwise, there's no
any particular reason behind it.
Now, I know why you didn't marry!
Because you're a foodie by heart!
I love food,
it is connected with my memories.
If I eat a pickle,
I think about my grandma.
If I eat groundnut chutney,
I think about my mother.
If I get slapped, I think about my fa
These flavors are the paths of my mem
And if I ever eat fruitcake, Narona a
Amazing!
One second... Did you say fruitcake?
Yeah!
I love fruitcakes.
Really?
Naoran Aunty used to be
our neighbor in Mahim.
The fruitcakes she used to make,
I ate anything like that till now.
Do you know the recipe for it?
Oh, I do know it.
I'm telling you the truth, but...
Can...can you share it with me?
Do you want me to share
this recipe with you?
If you don't mind.
Actually...
Okay.
Thank you.
Eh...by the way, your name?
- Your name?
Eh...
Yes...
I'm Madhura.
Madhura?
Ancient style.
Mine is very modern... Tukaram.
Okay, bye.
Tukaram?!
Did you just say Fukaram?
Tukaram!
Who the hell is he?
That Aloo parata guy!
Okay! So, 21st century BC,
ladies, and gentlemen!
She's Madhura; he's Tukaram.
And I'm Nilambari Devi!
I'm Nilambari Devi.
Tukaram!
# Stranger! #
# This waiting is weird... #
# Stranger! #
# This waiting is weird... #
# Stranger! #
# Why is heart uncontrollable? #
# Stranger! #
# Why is heart swaying
Without any reason? #
# Stranger! #
# Why is heart fragrant? #
# Yours and my love... #
# Whom should we tell?
What are we to tell? #
# Tell me... #
# Why do I feel you're mine? #
# Tell me... #
# Why do I feel you're mine? #
# Stranger! #
# This waiting is weird... #
# Stranger! #
# Why is heart uncontrollable? #
This is the perfect way to make
someone chicken.
Yes, good, but first you've
to befriend the chicken.
Then, later...if you wish...
Listen!
I think I'm a little inebriated.
It happens at times.
I know why you made me drink!
Why?
You want to take advantage of me, rig
On the phone?
Why not?
You, too have a sexy voice.
What did you say?
Stupid...stupid...stupid...
Nothing...
No...no...tell me, what was that?
Let's talk later.
Good night.
Oh, God!
Victor...Victor!
Hmm...?
How is my voice, man?
Danger.
Okay, forget it.
# At times I laugh because of you...
# At times I feel shy... #
# At times my heart is anxious... #
# At times I forget directions... #
# Memories are reverberating... #
# Questions are sleeping... #
# Yours and my love... #
# Whom should we tell?
What are we to tell? #
# Tell me... #
# Why do I feel you're mine? #
# Tell me... #
# Why do I feel you're mine? #
# Stranger! #
# This waiting is weird... #
Next caller, please.
Hello!
Hello!
Your name, please?
Tukaram.
Madhura... Madhura...
Say something.
Tell him something.
Confession or confusion?
Confusion.
What's your confusion?
Last night someone told me,
my voice is very sexy.
I want to ask you
is it true?
You're Queen of Voice!
Are you there?
Do you think my voice is sexy?
Eh...for me, your voice is
okay... okay only.
Maybe for someone who told you it is
it may be sexy for her.
Okay!
Okay!
Our next song for Tukaram!
And for the one,
who feels your voice is sexy.
# The unknown magician
has come from FD... #
Picking up first love...
What are you doing here?
Go...go inside.
Go to sleep...take a rest.
Go!
I'm going out to work.
- Oh, very know.
Where is that side?
Good morning Goa!
Good afternoon Goa!
Good night Goa!
Tell me the truth.
Confusion or confession?
Confu...confused...what?
What's this joke?
Tell me, uncle.
Everyone here knows it.
Everyone?
- I mean, I know.
I'm going for the first time.
Am I going a second time, then?
Uncle...for an emergency.
For moral support.
Because I've experience in this matte
I know it.
Ask me.
Look!
Okay, come.
Hey!
What are you doing here?
Get down.
Tokyo! I'm your friend.
I've to be with you through
thick and thin, right?
Yes.
Okay, let's get off this bad omen.
Your choice.
All the best.
Thank you.
Okay.
Uncle!
I love you!
Thank you.
Sorry, uncle.
Go...go...go...
Uncle!
Well...
What happened?
What happened?
Why leave so early?
No, I will...talk to her later
on the phone...
Come, let's go now.
Talk later? What?
What happened?
Nothing.
Let's go now, please.
Hey...
I...I mean...
I never feared rejection no-till now.
First time!
Uncle!
What is scaring you?
That she'll turn ugly?
No, ugly is not an issue.
Little bit.
It's a matter of beauty.
She, too, would feel the same.
You're a boy.
I'm scared.
Hey, come on.
You first give up this habit
of accepting defeat.
Be brave in love
Come on, my friend.
It's not about accepting defeat.
But all this... I'll talk to her late
I'll go and see how aunty is!
And tell you, okay?
Not required. I'll talk later.
Let's go; I'll talk to her later.
No need, please.
Let him go...
You go and talk to her.
Okay...okay...
Come.
You go!
Hey, Sid!
- Hey, let him go!
Sid!
He'll fix it and come
You take a deep breath!
Breathe, my friend.
Let love happen!
Ever since I was born,
I'm breathing
I never did anything else.
He's a mad boy!
He would tell her something different
Why are you allergic to love?
Just asking
By the way, I'm allergic to you also
but we live together.
Why are you laughing?
Why are you laughing?
Why did you laugh?
Eh?
Donkey!
Come on, get down.
Come, my love...
under the sweet moonbeam...
Madhura...
Madhu.. Madhu!
Madhu!
I will hold you.
Because you are...
You are trapped in my nest
Like a bird
Excuse me.
Yeah!
By any chance, are you...
Eh...eh... Tukaram?
Hi!
I'd seen...
I mean, Sid.
Tukaram.
Hi!
Madhura!
Do I look like uncle?
I mean...
Do I look like uncle?
No.
No.
It's okay.
It's destiny
Did anyone call you uncle?
Me?
No?
No!
Who would call me uncle?
It's been a long time since she went,
right?
She may be taking his full interview.
We did the right thing
by sending Nicole, right?
I never knew radio stations
had such beautiful girls.
I, too didn't know how much
young men become archaeologists.
What's the connection
with age and archeology?
Well then, what's the connection
between looks and radio stations, the
Right.
Sorry... sorry... sorry...
Yaar... I know I'm baffled
and lost.
I need to be honest.
When you both decided,
I mean, we both decided to meet,
I didn't even imagine,
you'd be so...
You look so Beautiful!
No, I thought...
- Thanks.
older in age...
Eh...eh... why?
I mean... do you like aunties?
What?
I mean, you were.... probably... were
expecting some aunty-type girl may be
Yes, No!
No... no...
It's like that,
compared to my uncle...
Your uncle?
Your uncle?
No... aunty!
Aunty!
Your voice is quite like my aunty's v
That’s what I said?
Yeah... yeah...
- Really?
Do you mean to say my voice
It sounds like an older woman.
No...no...
My uncle is very young.
Young?
My uncle is younger than me.
Why that long face?
No...no...
It's like something had to sadden you
Don't do that
He'll come back.
- Yeah!
Go and see inside.
What is he up to?
Just ask him to come back.
He'll come...he'll come.
Don't worry.
Breath!
Yeah, she has come.
What happened?
It's damn funny,
I'll tell you on the way.
Let's go!
Excuse me!
Excuse me!
You left your glasses.
Oh... thanks.
Hi!
What is your name?
- Dimpy.
Thanks!
What am I saying?
Did you meet?
How is she to look at?
Eh?
How is she?
Let's go!
What happened?
What's this, uncle?
Didn't you see her now?
The girl who went now.
Who? No...no...
You mean the girl with whom
you were talking now...
Not that girl!
Then?
The girl who went just now,
you start the vehicle, uncle.
I'll tell you after going home.
You mean she wasn't there inside?
No.
No one was inside.
Shall we go now?
What?
Are you sure?
Yes, mom.
He was not just young,
I mean kiddish too!
Like the college boys' flirt types!
He just went all about me like!
How beautiful you are!
How beautiful your purple hair is!
How beautiful are your eyes!
I mean, he was like...
Was he the guy?
Mom, there was only one person
in the entire cafe named Tukaram.
Moreover archaeologist, I'm sure.
And he knew I was an RJ.
He told me,
I didn't know girls on radio stations
would be so beautiful.
See...is that way to flirt?
On seeing him, I felt like
he just hit the jackpot.
But...but...he sounds very sensible
on the phone.
Hmm...max!
He's anything but sensible.
He said your voice sounds
like aunty on the phone.
Like aunty?
Yeah!
I mean, dude!
Yes, for a moment, I did get doubt.
I actually asked him.
- What?
Are you into aunties and all?
- Oh God!
After that, he said no...no...no...
Then, he started saying, my uncle
he's younger than me...
Aunty is younger than him.
Grandma is very modern.
I don't know. He was blabbering somet
But basically, he was just flirting!
Mom, I think, bottom line is,
he was fishing for something else,
and he got this!
So, obviously,
you know,
I knew, he would go mad
on seeing me,
I don't know,
he just couldn't think and talk
he was going blabbering nonsense.
Should I go there and sit?
Eh?
You go and sit there.
Sorry, madam.
If I see you again watching in rear
view mirror, I'll gouge out your eyes
Sorry, madam.
Okay!
Okay
It's okay.
On radio... did appear to be quite ma
Hello... hey, uncle!
RJ! She's an RJ!
Her work is that only.
Everything is magic of her voice.
What are..
Very mature indeed!
But, very young compared to your age.
So what?
So, what?
My mummy and papa too had
15 years age difference.
I was born, didn't I?
He has messed up
I'm telling you Tukya
How am I to explain you guys?
Don't explain, leave it.
Picture! Okay?
If uncle had married Vaishnavi aunty,
their daughter would be of her age.
Still possible? Eh?
Typical 20 year old!
20 year old! This one!
That short skirt!
It's buffing natural photograph.
But, both of you.
Both of you in one frame,
totally different.
She was...strange type.
It's not a...not a match.
So, finally, you both didn't meet?
Why?
Because she's much younger
than you in age.
Too young!
Why didn't you meet her once, Tuki?
Eh?
Why can't you meet her once.
Play a joke on myself!
What if she calls me uncle?
Are you okay?
Come on.. Don't try and fool me.
I know you.
Please don't lie to me.
Why would I lie to you?
It'll be painful.
It'll surely hurt too.
# In such a situation, go on... #
I was alone earlier.
Now, I'm lonely.
This loneliness is an unwanted friend
Comes in uninvited!
Welcome back to late night
conversations with me... Madhura.
Brought to you by LG Hing!
Which increases the flavor of seasoni
And our next caller is...
Hi!
- Hi
What's your name?
Eh.. I'm Suresh.
Hi Suresh!
How are you doing?
- Very Happy
Today I proposed marriage
to my girl friend.
She accepted it.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Hello!
We're very happy for you.
We pray you get married at the earlie
And may your married life be filled
with joy and happiness.
Thank you.
I request you to play a song for me.
'Pyar Hua Ikrar Hua' song
from the film 'Shree 420'
Chuchuka, I mean
my girl friend's favorite song.
I'm very happy for getting my love.
And pray that everyone in
this world get their love.
I love you, Chuchu.
Suresh!
We're very happy
that you found your love.
But, what's the necessity to exhibit
this to the world?
Excuse me?
No!
You got your love, right?
Chuchu too got her love.
Fine, right
- Yes.
But, who the hell are you
to pray for the entire world?
Excuse me!
But, you can't say like...
- No!
I mean there are 1000's of our caller
those who are single.
But, they're trying to live
with their loneliness.
With you I love you, Chuchu,
they feel more lonely.
Can't such a simple thing
get into your brain?
No...no...by the way...no...
By the way, what's her name?
Chuchu!
What's the name of her dog then?
Eh... Mamtha, Suresh?
Look... listen!
You can't talk to me like this, eh?
Why don't you go to your Chuchu and
sing this song for her personally?
Okay.
- Hello...how could you...
Playing the next for all those caller
those who are lonely!
But happy with their loneliness.
What are you doing, Madhura?
Hey!
I've prepared final reports.
Check it!
By the way, when are you going to Del
Tuki!
Yes, I'm listening.
No you are not listening.
What's wrong with you?
Why don't you just take a break and
go to Mumbai or something?
Why you are getting so hyper?
I'm absolutely okay.
No, you're not okay.
Okay whatever,
What is your nephew doing?
Playing the best game of youth,
killing time.
What?
Impossible!
God!
Not going to office today?
In fact...
Producer told me to take a week off.
That's great, then.
Go to a Spa or something.
Pamper yourself.
Hey Nicky, I'll see you in about an h
Bye.
- Bye.
Did Tukaram have a Facebook page?
Hmm...?
I mean, was there a Facebook profile
of Tukaram?
No, he didn't believe in Facebook
or social media.
In fact, I told him,
you had created a Facebook profile of
But we never connected on that.
- Okay
Now, Smitha Gokhale.
History professor.
Marital status, never married.
Promising.
- No problem
About me...
Never married because
never found anyone interesting.
Wait until she meets Tuks.
Our Tuks... Yes...
Searching for a man, who is calm,
intelligent and a foodie.
I don't know about calm
Intelligent and foodie matches.
- Perfectly matches.
And loves to read books also.
Yes, what type of books?
Books like...
- Like?
One...
- What?
'Jai Shree Shani Mahatmey'
'Sampurna Chaturmas'
Ákhanda Sathyanayaran Katha
There are some more.
'Sampurna Vishnu Puran'
'Balaji Puran'
'Harivansh Puran'
'Shree Shiva Chalisa'
'Taitriya Upanishad'
Who reads all these books?
- Book a room in Kasi for honeymoon.
Eh?
What are you doing?
Senior management has recommended
to fire Madhura.
But I told them,
she's our best RJ,
and she is under a lot of stress,
so please reconsider.
Thanks.
But this must not happen again,
right, Madhura?
Look, if you want...
You can extend the holidays.
It's wonderful.
- Yeah, I'm fine; I'll take care.
Shall we go for dinner?
I mean, I don't know
what your problems are.
And it's none of my business.
But, as your friend,
as your colleague,
I need to talk about these things.
See, 90% of people have this problem.
That, there's no one to talk to them.
There should be dialogue.
There should be communication.
But, suddenly?
Yes, out of the blue
You said he was a big snob!
He'll never talk to anyone straight.
But I don't know what happened
to him today.
What does he look like?
Not bad.
Divorced?
- Hmm-hmm.
Children?
- No
Then, take a chance.
Look, some people are like
snobbish from the outside,
and very good from the inside.
Who knows, for the person,
you've been searching the entire worl
maybe he's right next to you!
Meet him once.
Talk to him.
What have you got to lose, darling?
You're beautiful!
Retake a chance, please.
Once!
Come on.
Doesn't your eyes ever get tired?
God knows what she keeps
watching the whole day!
Nicky, I don't know why,
I feel like...
I feel like talking to Tukaram once!
Nicky!
If you don't want to pick up the phon
why did you come to the office then?
Sorry, did you say something?
No.
Okay.
Hello!
Hi!
Okay, tell me.
Tell me... you tell me.
Hey, you called me on the phone.
You tell me.
Got a missed call.
Missed call?
I didn't...
Oh
Yes... I told you, right?
When I met you, then...
that I'll call you.
So... Yes!
Tell me.
Then... when are we meeting?
I don't want to meet you.
That day... On the radio station...
No!
Don't come to the radio station.
Okay, let's meet somewhere else.
I'll give you a call.
Then, we'll meet, okay?
- Okay, listen
Hello
- Yes?
Do one thing.
This is a temporary number,
I'll give you another number.
Okay?
Call me on that number.
- Okay.
Just a second!
Okay, tell me.
Okay!
Then, okay.
I'll give you a call.
And listen,
I'll also call another number.
I also have a private number.
So, please don't call this number.
Okay, call me.
And please don't come to the radio st
Okay?
No, I'll not come.
Listen, I want to tell you something.
What?
You are...
You are very beautiful.
Tell me something I don't know.
No... I mean...
- See you, bye.
Hello!
# Keep your legs on the sky... #
# Today, let me connect
With outer space... #
# Like how careless clouds are... #
# Let me fly by nature like that... #
# When you're near me... #
# Troubles stay away from me... #
# Don't interrupt my heart... #
# Let me do something whimsical... #
# Follies...follies... #
# I feel the follies are good... #
# Follies... follies... #
# I feel the follies are good... #
# Naughtiness, which was in my heart.
# It has started
Appearing in my eyes now... #
# Naughtiness, which was in my heart.
# It has started
Appearing in my eyes now... #
# Words which I felt shy to say... #
# I've started writing it on my lips.
# That which I've never done to date.
# Have a blast
With that mischievousness... #
# I've been honest till now... #
# From the dishonesty of love... #
# Follies...follies... #
# I feel the follies are good... #
# Follies...follies... #
# I feel the follies are good... #
# My heart is getting wet
In moments of togetherness... #
# Enchantment is in the air,
Drink it to your heart... #
# My heart is getting wet
In moments of togetherness... #
# Enchantment is in the air,
Drink it to your heart... #
# Stay a little away from the world..
# Live life on your own
For a few moments... #
# If you find yourself a companion,
Travel will be easier... #
# Whatever is happening... #
# Have a blast, my dear... #
# Follies...follies... #
# I feel the follies are good. #
# Follies...follies... #
# I feel the follies are good. #
If you're told to eat!
Then, let's start talking about food.
What would you like to have?
Umm.... Lime soda?
That's to drink,
what about something to eat?
No, thanks.
I don't want anything.
I prefer homemade food.
I like it; I prefer homemade food.
Okay.
I mean you cook your food.
Eh...no.
There's a lady cook; she knows my tas
You know... no sugar, no Masala.
No oil
- Okay!
Good evening, madam.
Good evening, sir.
What can I get you?
Get me first... fresh lime and soda.
Without sugar and ice.
Is lemon okay?
Oh, yes.
Lemon is okay.
- Okay, sir.
Yes...eh.
Hmm
I've booked a table in my name Danny.
- Yes, sir, this way
Come!
Thank you.
- Please.
Isn't it a very nice place?
Yeah!
You know, I feel this is the
most romantic place here.
It's nice.
So, any drinks?
To start the evening.
No, I'm so sorry.
- Come on, Madhura.
The first date has a tradition.
A glass of wine.
So, a glass of wine.
Actually, no!
I'm hungry.
I mean...
- Order something to eat.
Sure.
Here's the menu.
Like to have chicken chops?
Chops?
Chicken chops are...
- I'm a vegetarian.
Okay.
Chicken fruits?
Sir?
Eggs..do you eat eggs?
No, no!
Okay.
I'll have chicken chops.
Chicken? Chop?
Yes, this is a Bengali dish.
Along with mustard.
I like it.
But Madhura, this is the main course.
How can you eat it now?
In the beginning itself.
I'm hungry; I want to eat.
It's cool.
Fine.
Waiter!
- Yes, sir.
A glass of single malt on the rocks f
Caesar’s salad.
And chicken chop.
Okay, sir.
Chicken? Really?
Umm... yeah!
Say something.
Urmi told me you're very romantic.
It seems you romance even with stones
But, I...
How long you know Urmi?
Urmi is a common friend,
I have known her for the past six mon
I have known her for years.
Okay.
She's my buddy.
She knows everything about me.
Wherever she may be sitting now
she will surely know.
How I would be talking now!
What I'm saying now?
How nervous I am!
Nervous?
Why nervous?
I'm not nervous.
But I'm nervous.
Madam, your chicken chop.
Thank you.
Wow!
Calories are swimming in it.
Do you know?
Did you hear about that proverb?
In which you swim,
you'll get drowned in it!
This looks similar.
Suicide.
You know what it is, Madhura...
Huh! Preethi!
My name is Preethi.
I've already told you ten times.
Yes.
I want to confess.
I want to tell you something.
- Go ahead!
There was someone inside me.
Not was but is.
I can't forget her.
But, I can't remove her too.
Have you heard about that
Buddhist philosophy?
You're what you eat!
I don't think you want to end up
with calories.
Do you?
I mean, you're eating this now.
Sometime later, you may feel
like eating dessert.
Then, you'll eat dessert.
Then, slowly...one day, two days...
After one month...
two months...four months...
Almost...
You won't fit through the door.
Already life is full of bags!
You've to carry this baggage too.
You know, my ex-wife, too, used
to do the same thing.
Wherever she used to go,
she used to eat the same things!
Childhood was very nice.
If I wrote something on slate,
I used to wipe it with spit.
How can I wipe this out?
My mother and father died very early.
At times I hate them so much.
When they were alive, it was pleasant
The same pleasantness,
someone inside here,
I got it back because of her.
So,
You know what?
We shouldn't have come here.
Exactly.
Exactly.
That's what I'm also saying.
Let's have a few drinks.
Okay?
Then, let's go.
From here.
Then, to your house or my house.
Or somewhere else.
There are many places,
I know some very nice places.
Ultimately, that's romance, right?
Not all this!
You know what I mean!
So, if you like...
We can go right now.
Maybe stop on the way, and get someth
You know, spice up!
Okay, shall we?
Then, our date... ends here?
No...no...you's such a beautiful lady
You'll find a good partner.
Let's meet as friends.
The world is so small,
we live quite close,
we don't realize that I'm...
Excuse me.
Excuse me!
- Excuse me, ma'am. He's calling you.
I didn't want to come here.
I'm here because of Urmi.
Will you please...
Forgive me.
Wherever I feel like, I'll drink ther
Your place or my place.....
Okay, calm down.
Cal down... it's okay.
It's... It's not okay.
It's not...just not okay.
No, of course not!
Who gave him the right to
humiliate me like this?
What right does he have
to talk to me like that?
Just because I'm single,
does it mean I'm always available?
No, of course not, darling.
Not like that at all.
I'm tired now
Every man thinks he has a solution
to my every problem.
But, who said I've problems?
I'm not looking for just the man.
I'm looking for the right man.
Yes, and he's out there for you.
Trust me...trust me, darling.
You'll surely find him.
Have faith!
Is it my fault that I don't have a hu
I don't have a boyfriend.
Is it a crime these days now?
Not at all!
I found a boy.
Maybe for me only.
He was perfect.
He was warm, Loving.
I could laugh with him.
There was this feeling
of closeness with him.
I felt comfortable.
But, he stayed away from me.
Okay.
It's okay.
He'll keep a girl very happy.
I'm not just that lucky girl.
What's up? When did you come?
How was it?
Wonderful!
Get ready to take out
the marriage procession.
Bring horse.
Hey Tukya! What happened?
I'm asking you only.
Rejected again?
Last time, it was because she didn't
like groundnut chutney.
This time...brinjal...
bitter gourd...or else...
Am I a thing?
You'll say anything
and it won't hurt me!
You'll keep on making fun of me.
I do have a space of my own, right?
I'm also a human being, right?
I, too, have feelings, right?
Now, I'm scared of relationships.
What can I do now?
Not scared whether the girl will
give me happiness or not.
I'm scared that whether I'll be
able to keep her happy or not
I'm in a dilemma for her.
I'm like this only!
What can I do?
For that, will you make fun of me?
It's not right.
Isn't it?
I've my fiefdom,
please don't enter it.
Poke your nose into everything,
what is this?
What is this? Don't poke, buddy.
You married twice.
Why did the first wife run away?
Why did your second wife leave you?
Did I ever ask,
why does this happen?
I never asked you.
You have a space of your own,
endure the pain.
There's a corner, and I don't have
the right to enter that corner.
I can understand that.
Because you're my friend.
I must understand that.
Not possible... not possible
to develop relationships.
What can I do, dude?
In my journey thus far, I have done
it alone, just a few more steps only.
What's in it?
Will you make fun of him?
There's a voice ringing in my ears.
Her name is Madhura.
I've given a shape to that voice.
Though a little hazy.
I'm unable to see her form
but she's there!
If you gouge out her from me,
if you take her out,
okay, I've taken her out,
now, there's another girl,
go and meet her.
Go and meet her.
How is it possible, dude?
When you take out something,
it'll hurt you, right?
It'll bleed, right?
Can you share that pain?
Okay, buddy, take this 100 grams,
you take this 100 grams.
You take this 100 grams!
Is it possible to happen?
It is not possible, right?
It is my pain, dude.
It'll remain my pain forever.
It is not possible, dude.
It is not possible,
Bloody! How many times it had happene
I wanted to cry in front of you!
I wanted to rest on your
shoulders to cry.
But I didn't cry because
I felt you'd make fun of me.
Even when I'm alone, I don't cry.
I don't believe in it.
Because I'm scared.
I fear someone seeing it.
I'll not cry.
So, this is what I am!
I'm weak.
I'm weak.
Can you understand?
Be my friend. Come on!
# Birds of memories fly away... #
# Birds of memories,
Don't leave any feathers here... #
# How am I to forget? #
# O my heart... #
# Teach me to forget... #
# Pain is making
The future is painful and hazy... #
# False promises are hurting lips...
# These regrets are the paths
Of the heart... #
# O heart teach me to forget #
How long will this continue?
What is scaring you?
That she would reject you?
Let her say it.
At least she'll leave your system.
Tuki, you share your heart
with stones so easily.
But why are you so scared to meet her
You're wrong.
If you had met her and then decided t
I could've understood.
But, you've never met her till now,
did you?
What right do you've to
decide her yes or not?
It's not right.
Be a man!
At least give respect to those few mo
Meet her once!
If nothing happens even after meeting
then we'll not say anything.
But, please do meet her once.
Tuki!
Pick up your box.
Call her.
Right now.
Come on! Come on!
Get up! Move your butt!
It's morning!
I didn't know at all!
Madhura! It's your phone, right?
I know.
Call from Tukaram.
Answer it, then.
Mom...I...I...
- You stay out of this now.
Let her handle it herself.
What's wrong with you?
Put this into your mind clearly, Madh
You may meet any man in the future,
you'll surely try to search Tukaram i
And that's not fair.
That's not fair to you.
And that's not fair on
all the men you'll meet.
Do you understand?
Meet him personally.
Talk to him.
And then decide.
And it must be your own decision.
Not someone else's.
Got it?
Call him.
What happened to you now?
Nothing.
You are just looking so distracted
all the time.
Come on, what have you done?
I...|- Tell me.
I don't know what you're
up to these days, Nicky?
Honestly!
I'm going to meet Tukaram.
Where?
- St. Augustine Church.
I'll... I'll come.
No.
This time, I'll go alone.
Thank you.
Take it.
I don't have the habit of taking a lo
Sorry... Tuki!
I'm going to meet Madhura.
Yes.
- Okay.
Come whatsoever it may!
I'm not scared of rejection anymore.
I don't have any hope of acceptance.
Okay, get ready.
Yes, you can do it, Nicole.
You can do it.
Yes!
Come on... come on...
come on... come on...
Hello!
- Hello...hello!
Hi!
- Hi!
Yaar, I've reached.
I'm also here only.
Where?
I'm here.
Right behind.
Hey, listen... I'm also here only.
I'm right in the middle of the circus
Yeah...yeah...actually...
I came... I can see you.
Eh? What?
Yaar... listen
- Hey you...
I'm
- Madhura, no jokes, please.
No.
- Come out, please.
Listen...listen...listen...listen...
Yeah!
I... I wanted
to tell you something.
Yeah... yeah... I know.
I want to tell you something too.
I want to tell you many things.
I want to explain something
Let me first tell you.
Then, let's meet.
What?
Please. I... okay.
Okay...okay.. I'll tell you.
Okay, tell me.
How will you react if anyone tells
you lie or break your trust?
Will that change anything?
Madhura!
Please meet me once!
I'll explain everything to you.
I know... I mean...
I...
Hello!|- Oh no!
Come, I'll be waiting for you inside.
Where have you reached?
Madhura!
It looks like
I've lost myself in this spot.
Yeah... but I'm...
- Please meet me once.
I mean...
Just tell me what...
Sure, I'll call you back.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
Hello!
Have you reached?
I've reached.
Yeah.
Too crowded; it looks like
the entire of Goa is here.
Some art camp is on.
It's really nice!
You mean, you've also reached the pla
Yes, I'm here only.
Here only means... what are you weari
Blue!
Hello!
You said blue...
White upper cloth.
Oh!
Nice Place.
Blue sky.
No, listen...listen...listen...
I made a big mistake.
I'm trying to tell you this now.
No, yaar.
It wasn't your mistake,
it was all my mistake.
I'm scared that if I tell you the tru
You won't even see my face.
The problem is that...
I think I'm in love with you, yaar.
Yeah
I don't know what real romance
will be like romance!
I never experienced it.
So, I don't know.
But one thing I know is,
you're perfect for it.
And people who fall in love
will be mad and crazy.
Mistakes don't look like mistakes.
You get angry, but it oozes smiles.
There's no filter between
your lips and brain.
When you say,
it comes directly from the heart.
It speeds away like my bike.
No rules, no manuals, and no instruct
Just... my heart...
Madhura!
For the girl for whom I feel this,
she's standing right before me.
I'll keep the phone now.
I want to confess, Madhura.
I didn't come to meet you that day.
Someone else was there.
I was scared of rejection.
What to do?
I'm not scared anymore.
I'm here to take rejection.
But, at least for once,
the voice I heard,
I want to see the face too.
Once!
If you don't want, then no.
By the way, there's a hazy
picture of you in my heart.
It'll remain the same.
At times, I may call your
radio station to disturb you.
I'll ask silly questions,
but please do answer me.
Listen to my answer right now.
The girl who came to meet you that da
it wasn't me.
It was my friend.
I'm not Madhura.
My name is Nicole.
Neither I'm an RJ,
nor do I like Aloo paratha.
Or can I cook to save my life, yaar?
Okay, I did come to meet you
that day as Madhura, but...
Please don't ask me why or any detail
I don't know.
I was really under stress after that.
I can't live with the guilt
that I'm in love with the same guy
Madhura is in love with.
And then, I can't take it anymore.
So!
Here it is.
I've told you everything
That's the truth.
Now, please go and meet Madhura.
Please find.
Sort it out!
I'm done.
I'm done with it.
I'm sorry.
- Hey...one minute...one minute...
Oh, Madhura!
is she cute?
Oh!
- Yaar, I don't know, just find her o
No...no...
- I told you she is...
She's like tall, short, not hot, what
I mean don't know.
Dude! Why don't you find it yourself?
I mean, she's here only, right?
Please go.
- You know...
The thing is, Tukaram is my uncle.
He's not younger than me,
he is older than me.
Go, find it yourself, yaar.
- He's older; his name is Tukaram.
Does she know to ride a bike?
Because Tukaram...
After meeting so many
different types of boys in life.
That gave me jitters.
I wanted to be sure that
you're not one of them.
Madhura!
Don't turn back.
Such a big decision in our lives,
we handed it over to others.
How foolish we were!
Half baked!
We invite trouble with our fears.
You can turn back now.
Oh!
If I knew you'd be so beautiful,
I wouldn't have come to meet you.
Beautiful!
I would love to hear rejection
from these lips.
Your voice, your beauty
and 10 grams of ginger,
if we ground altogether and
keep it on someone's forehead,
his life will be blessed!
Now, you can say no.
Done?
Yes.
Now, may I speak?
Sure.
How much do you speak
on the phone about food,
I thought you would be so!
I've got to feed you.
And this white shirt.
Do you always wear or
for today's special occasion?
It's nice.
Give me a hug!
Do I've to teach you that also?
How beautifully the nightingale sings
right?
It's not nightingale but lighting, gu
Nighting guy?
Mister Nightingale.
Our BC Roy!
Okay...
- That's right!
He's calling his lover.
I mean, the desires are sprouting
in his heart.