Tad the Lost Explorer and the Secret of King Midas (2017) - full transcript

Tad Jones, the most awkward explorer, must rescue his beloved Sara from a millionaire who is looking for King Midas' necklace.

Subtitles by explosiveskull

We're gonna get dragged!

We've gotta get out of here!

Just five minutes more!

Over there!

I found it.
I finally found it.

Okay, let's get
out of here!

See? Told you
she'd be here, sir.

I kept my part
of the agreement.

Well, a deal is a deal.

Oh? Wow!

You are really generous,
Mister Rackham, sir.

Enjoy it.

Whoa. What...
What are you do...

Hey, what are you doing,
fellows? Let go of me!

No, no, no! No!

Back to business.

"Herodotus was considered
the father of history." Cool.

Super cookie.

Wow, this guy was the bomb.

Hey, you're really
hitting those books hard.

Tell me about it. First year of
archaeology is super demanding.

I don't get what you find so
interesting about this old stuff.

Oh. Now I get it.

Now that is something
worth studying.

She's hot.

Hey, don't talk like that
about Sara.

Don't start again. Nobody
buys that you know her.

Actually, we even kissed.

Okay, just once.

Ugh. Here we go.

Then we barely saw each other
after that.

You know, she's been going away on long
expeditions, and I've been studying and working.

Um, kind of left things
in the air.

Oh, sure.
You kissed this girl?

But even long distance, I feel
her here, close to my heart.

I can sense the trembling.

I can really sense the trembling.

It's Sara!

Yeah. And I just got a call
from Scarlett Johansson.

- Hey, watch it!
- Sorry.

Tad, you should try living
in reality for a change.


Tad. I hope I'm not

Not at all. Um...

Hey, I saw you on the cover
of National Petrographic.

I know, right?

Did you get the invitation
to the exhibition?

Yeah! I can't wait
to be there!

Wonderful. I can't wait
to see you.

Me, too.

The exhibition opens at the
Luxorious Hotel, in Las Vegas.

- Need directions?
- Let me find a pen.


- Where are you going?
- What? Nowhere, I'm still here.

No, no, I didn't mean you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

- My bad!
- Tad, do you want me to hang up?

Stop right there!

Okay, so I won't hang up.

No, wait!

Are you okay?

Yeah. So, Luxorious Hotel?

Yes. First, take the I-290 west
for 30 miles...

I-290 west for 30 miles!

- And turn the second left.
- Right, keep left.

And then go straight. You'll
get to a pyramid shaped hotel.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

You can't miss it.

Big pyramid-shaped hotel.

I got it.

No, I didn't.

What? Did you get it or not?

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!


- Whoa! Bye, Sara!
- Wha...


Phew! That was close.

Oops. Sorry. Is, uh... Is
everything okay in there, boss?


You're fired.

Oh, my lucky cologne.

Smell that.

My Indy hat, my fancy
tuxedo, and my bow tie.

Two shirts, suspenders,

new underwear...
I think that's all.

Do you think
she'll like it, Jeff?


Ready, Jeff?
Let's go see Sara.

Sir, are you all...


Water! Water!


Need water!

It's you!

I haven't had a drink
in 20 days.

No, no, no, stop!
Ugh! That's...


Oh! You can't imagine
the trip I had to find you.

Ah! It's so good
to see you!

It's not possible!
What are you doing here?

Oh. It's a long story,
I'd better not tell you.

But I will. You see,

when you left my lost city, I
was judged for letting you go.

The Mummy Court exiled me!

They kicked you out?

Yeah, all because of you!

Well, and a bad deal with my lawyer.
But that's another story.

The thing is, I had to say
goodbye to my home tomb

and then travel further
than I ever had before.

I got lost in the desert
following these strange lines.

I didn't know what to do.

And then, I remembered you.

My one and only human friend!

- Friend?
- Oh! You're right. We're more like brothers.

Uh, can you please control this little monster?

Jeff, down, boy!

Uh. Well, sorry,
but I was just leaving.

But I just got here!

I'm going to Vegas to see Sara.

Sara? Oh. My Sara?

Oh. I miss her so much.
What are we waiting for?

Oh, no, no, no.
You are not coming.

- Yes.
- No.

- Yes.
- No.

Yes! Whoo-hoo!

I'm the king of the world!

Hey, hey! Get back here,
you deserter!

Could you please sit down and stop
drawing attention to yourself?

What is with you?

Listen, you're a mummy.
You scare people.

In my world, you're a zombie.


Sounds good!
I like that name.

Now please be quiet.

Okay, okay, I'm sorry. You got it.
I won't move a muscle. Look! Eh!

Oh. What's this?

Oh, my...
It's a necklace!

- It's for me, right?
- Hey! That is not for you!

I think it looks great with my eyes.

It's not for you!

Oh! It's for Sara.

Yes, it's for Sara.

I knew it.

Come on, tell me everything.
I'm a relationship expert.

Five hundred years of experience.
I know everything about women.


See? Total heartbreaker.


I'm going to ask her
to be my girlfriend.


I'm not sure
how to tell you this, Tad,

but, uh, she seems a little
out of your league.

You know, like you're, uh,
punching above your weight.

Like she's a 10
and you're a two.

She's hot, you're not.

She's too good for you.

Thank you for being so encouraging.
What are friends for?

Friends? Brothers!


What is "awesome"?

Well, people say it when they
really like something...

Something super impressive.

Oh. I get it.
Like the Machu Picchu,

like the Pyramids of Lima
Culture, like Lake Titicaca.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, all that.

So, now you stay in the car. Don't
move a muscle, you hear me?


Look at that, Jeff.

Mr. Stones?

Hi, I'm Tiffany Maze,
Professor Lavrof's assistant.

Oh, hi. Nice to meet you.

Oh! What a cute little dog.

Who's a good boy?
Wanna shake?

Uh, sorry, he's just not
very connected to this world.

Mrs. Lavrof told me
to take care of you.

I'm gonna do my thesis
on her latest discoveries.

Oh, wow! You're majoring
in archaeology, too?

Boston University.
I'm a sophomore.

Chicago. But I'm just
a freshman.

But compared to Sara...

She is amazing.

I'm learning
so much from her.

It's incredible
where she is now.

The most important
archaeologist nowadays.

I'd give anything
to be like her.

Come on.
Sara's waiting for you.

The bust there,
and the suits of armor there.

Oh, careful.

Hey! Belzoni! How are you
doing, my little bird man?

They're good friends.

Tad. You're here.



I'm so happy to see you.

Come on, let me show you the
exhibit. You're gonna love it.


Oh. Awesome!

Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!

♪ A little less conversation,
a little more action...


♪ All this aggravation
ain't satisfactioning me

♪ A little more bite
and a little less bark

♪ A little less fight
and a little more spark.

♪ Close your mouth
and open up your heart... ♪




Oh, man!

King Midas' papyrus!

Can you read
the inscription?

"Made in China"?

The papyrus,
not the stand.

Yeah, the...
Sorry, my bad.


Looks like hieroglyphic writing.


This is what I've been
working on all this time,

Midas' magic collar.

It's made up of three pieces.

One of them seems to be in what
is called the Red Temple of Baal.

I found these hieroglyphics that point
to the exact location of the temple.

If the collar
really exists...

So does Midas' golden touch!

The power to turn everything
you touch into gold.

Tad, I've been so busy that I...

Sara... Um...


I have something to ask you.

Go on.

Would you be my...

Be my...


Be your mummy?

- Sara!
- You?

Get over here. Give me a hug.

I told you to wait
in the car!

What are you doing here?

Ugh. I better not tell you.

But I will. You see,
when you left my lost city...

Oh, yeah, that's great.
I will tell her later.

Miss Lavrof?

The script for tonight.

Hey, what's with Elvis?

He's an old friend.

- Right, Mummy?
- Hi!

You call him Mummy?

Yeah, he doesn't preserve very well.


Please, excuse me.
I still have so much to do.

Oh, right. Don't worry.

Come on!

Bye! Bye, Sara!

What's with the getup?

I see why you love her
so much.

You're definitely
punching above your weight.

Let's go.


♪ A little less
constipation... ♪

Okay, King, see you later.

Yeah! Let's go to the party!

No, no, no, no.
You'll stay here.

What? You're gonna
leave me alone again?

Just until
Sara's presentation ends.

I don't want
any trouble, right?

Okay, fine, I'll stay here
if you promise me something.

And that is?

That you take your
vicious canine with you.

Come here, Jeff.
Come here!

And don't leave
the room, okay?

Not awesome.

Hi, there.
Uh, nice to meet...

Hey, how are you?
Nice to meet you...

Hello! My name is Tad.

Am I speaking
the wrong language?

Hey, Belzoni,
good to see you!

What do you mean?

Not a chance.
This is my best suit.

Aw... Whoa. No... Yeah.


I'll take care of that, sir.

Keep an eye on that one.

An ancient relic has revealed
the real story of King Midas.

It's a papyrus called
"A Sacrifice for Love."

It shows him
as an all-powerful king

who defeated all his enemies
for Apollo.

Grateful, Apollo bestowed upon King Midas
a collar with three golden pieces.

The collar
would bring the wearer

the power to turn
anything he touched into gold.

Midas amassed piles
and piles of gold.

Everything he laid his hands on
would turn into the precious metal.

But this golden touch
soon became a curse.

His daughter reached out to hug him
and she too was turned into gold.

Devastated, Midas returned to
Apollo and begged for mercy.

Apollo told Midas
to get rid of his collar,

offering each
of its three pieces

to a god in different temples
around the world.

Midas followed Apollo's orders,

and by giving up
an immense power,

brought his daughter
back to life.

Or in other words, he made a sacrifice for love.


Ladies and gentlemen,

I'm delighted to present to you
my most important discovery,

the definitive proof
that thousands of years ago

- King Midas and his collar actually existed.
- Huh?

A gift?

The Midas Papyrus.

Now, this is a party.


We've got it, boss.

- Go, Belzoni!
- Get him!



- You?
- Hey, thanks.

No, I got it!

I got it!

No, I got it!



You come with me.

Get your hands off me!


- Tad!
- Sara!

Find me!


Wake up, Tad.

Find me.

Tad, come back to me.


Wake up, Tad.

Wait. Where's Sara?
They took her!

It's a kidnapping!
Like Pizarro and Atahualpa!

Like Cortés and Montezuma!
Actually like Cortés...

Tad, are you all right?

Yeah. This is built to last.

Wait a minute...

Sara's notebook.
She wanted me to have it.

I bet those goons took Sara so she
could lead them to Midas' collar.

Then we're gonna
have to find it first.

With this, we can be one step
ahead of them and rescue Sara.

Look at this.

The Red Temple of Baal.

Sara believed this was Mida''
first stop on his pilgrimage.

The key to its location
is in these hieroglyphics,

but I can't decipher them.

Mmm. Let me see. I'll see if I can find
something about Tartessus' language.

Great. We should also look
for its dialects.

Good thinking.


There's no reference of those
ancient languages anymore.

Total dead end.

There has to be a way.

"There you should find Baal."

What did you just say?

No, no, no, the other stuff.


In English!
How can you read that?

Well, dead tongues are my
specialty. Check it out.

See? Totally dead.

Your friend is a bit weird.

You have no idea.

Here it says,
"Four suns toward the dawn,

"by horse from Setefilla,

"there you should find Baal."



Sorry, buddy.

Setefilla is what the Tartessians
called the city of Seville.

"Four suns toward the dawn."

A sun was a day
in ancient times.

By horse...

120 miles.

120 miles towards the dawn.
To the east!

Granada! The Red Temple
of Baal is in Granada!

That's it, Tad.
There's the Alhambra.

The Moorish palace also known
as "The Red One."

That's where they're taking

Get ready, guys.
We're going to Spain.

- Spain!
- Yes.

- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
- Wait for us, Midas.

Hold on, Sara.

Tad Stones, on the case.

For the last time,

how do I use this
to find Midas' collar?

I won't tell you a thing.

Leave her. There are other
ways to make her cooperate.

Will it work, sir? That truth
serum might be out of date.

Well, there's only
one way to find out.


What do you think of me?

Uh... Er... Uh...


Come on, don't be shy.

- Well?
- No, I can't...


You are an arrogant bully,
uncool and very cheap!

I'm sorry.

Shut it!

And you're also
a daddy's boy. Oh!

And your feet stink!

Your turn.

Where are the pieces
of the collar?

I won't say a thing.

Don't hold back.
You want to say it.


My head... Midas...

That's it!
Where are the pieces?

Everything is in
my notebook.



What just happened?

I believe
you overdosed her, sir.

Idiots! Who's that Tad
she was mumbling about?

Sir, I think he is that guy
with the very big nose.

I want that notebook!

Find me that fool of a Tad!

♪ A little less conversation,
a little more action... ♪


Could you lower your voice
and stop drawing attention?

Someone's jealous of
my manly voice. Hmm?

We need to find you
a better disguise.

What are you talking about?
I look fabulous.

So, this is the place
we're going to?

Awesome, awesome...

Listen, this thing says
food is great in Spain.

- You're a real face-stuffer, right?
- Mmm.

Awesome, awesome...

Uh, Tad, what's
an Antonio Banderas?

I can't believe we're about
to find such a big discovery.

We can make history.

Yeah. It's not gonna be easy.

We have to decipher these notes
to find the Temple of Baal.


To the Alhambra, please.

Of course, mi amigo.
Come on in.


Hang on. Where's Mummy?

He said he was going to find
something to make him fit in.

Fit in? How is he
supposed to fit...

I don't believe it.

I don't believe it.

I can't believe everyone dresses
like this here. It's so strange!

Ta! Ta! Ta-ta-ta!

Olé! Olé! Olé!

That is the most beautiful
elegance I have ever seen.

Oh! Such a nice guy!

Are you happy now?

I hope you don't keep on saying
that I draw attention.


I'll take you to the end of
the world, if you ask for it.

For now, just take us
to the Alhambra.

Well, we can go there, too.



Here we go.

They have the notebook, sir.
What are the orders?

- Take it off the hands of that clown.
- Roger that.

Please, don't hurt Tad.

Oh, don't worry, we won't
cause him a lot of pain,

I guess.

Wealth? All this
is for wealth?

That's so cute.


The power of Midas goes way
beyond wealth, my dear.

What is that?

Something I bought
from an antiques dealer.

Midas' power is the power
of the gods.

The power to rule the world.

And it will be mine.

Ay, mi palomita.

It's hard to believe
you're from this world.

Technically, I'm not really
from this world. Long story.

- You'll see, when I was a...
- Stop it!

Ah! Do you know those guys
behind us?

Oh, no.
We're in trouble, guys.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Are we in danger?

Don't worry, my palomita.

I swear nothing will happen
to you while I'm here.

They're getting closer!

They want the notebook.

Ooh! What a nice souvenir!

It's not for you!

Hey, what did you
throw it away for?

Come on, help me!

Oh. I get it,
I get it, I get it!

There you go! Boom!


- Hello.
- Oh, hi.

Watch out!

Quick! Release the hood!


Oh, God! Oh, God! We're not
gonna get out of this!

Siesta time.

Driver down! Driver down!


It's okay Tiff, I got this!

Get out of the way!


What is this thing?

- Watch out!
- What?

The bridge!



Come on. Let's move
before they come back.

So this is the siesta thing
the guidebook was talking about.

So, somewhere around here Midas offered
the first piece of the collar.

Ah. Look at this color. Look at this sun.
Look at this light.

Ugh. How I miss
my muddy tombs.

According to the legend, Apollo
taught Midas a great lesson.

What's that?

That your wealth is not as important
as the people you have close to you.

And what's more, it's worth
making a sacrifice for love.

Yeah, that's it.

I'm afraid we did not get
the notebook, sir.

You let that idiot escape?

He is a genius, sir. High-level training.
Total pro!

A genius? Really?

Total pro.

I don't care!

I want that notebook.
Got it?

Yes, sir. The notebook,
or my life.

Hang on a second.
This looks familiar.

Tiff, look at this.

The drawing looks
like that fountain!

Oh. There's
an inscription here.

"Centuries after Midas entered
the temple of Baal,

"the sultans protected it
with 12 beasts."

Nine, 10, 11, 12.

Twelve lions.
It has to be here.

There should be a lever
of some sort.

It would take a bulldozer
to move these things.

Tad, it moved!

Hey, Tiff, look.

There's a mark on this lion.

This one has a mark too.

And it turns!

Great. Let's try to turn
all the heads with a mark.

Come on, Tad.

You're doing it wrong. It'd be better
to push it from the other side.

It would be better
if you gave me a hand.

Oh. That's funny.
That's really funny.

Help me with this one, Tiff.

Come on, Tiff!

Nailed it!

Ugh. Sorry. That's something
I do when I...

You really have no
self-respect, do you? Huh.

Maybe I can find
my cousins there!

Belzoni, wait for us here.

And take care of Jeff.

Careful, guys. It's slippery.


Tasty. Mmm.


What's that noise?

I hate them! Rats!

Tiff, Tiff. Relax.

Will you just stop screaming?
You'll scare them.

What's wrong with them anyway?
They're so cute.


I feel like I'm back home.

Ew! Ugh! Gross!

Guys, this is a labyrinth. It'll take
forever to find the way to the temple.

Hold on a second.
I'll ask.

Ask? Who?

Who do you think? Him.

Do you know where is

Baal's temple?

Sorry. I think I didn't say
it right. My rat-morse isn't the best.

Are you nuts? Do you really
expect that a rat...

Do you know where is Baal's temple?

Where is Baal's temple?

The temple.

T-E-M-P-L-E. Temple!

Got it. Let's go.

Oh! Heels...

We're going to follow a rat.

Hi, birdie.


Lead us to your owner,

or we will kill
your feathered friend!

This way!

That's a good one.

This guy is hilarious.

Okay, okay, I got it.

Thanks, my little friend.
See you!

Great. Now what?

He says we have
to enter there.

Are you kidding?

The rat has spoken.

Come on, guys. We didn't get
to this point for nothing.

You and your rat!


The guidebook was right.
Spanish food is awesome.

The coast is clear. Come on.

Whoever said archaeology
isn't glamorous?

That wasn't so bad.




We made it.

I told you!
The rat was right!

The rat was right!

Hey, look.

A golden trail.

Midas was here.

Midas' collar piece.

Uh. Guys,
let's get out of here, okay?

This place is creepy
even for my standards.

No, no, no, no, no!

Oh! Let's pray
to the Pachamama.

Oh, Goddess of Earth, please,
help us at this time of...

Oh. I guess she isn't listening.

Maybe she was listening.

The room is a trap!

- We've got to get out of here!
- Hold on!

The water has to drain out somewhere.

Tad! I can't hold on
much longer!

I found a way out.
Help me!


I'm fine, by the way. Not that anyone asked.

Oh, I'm sorry, little guy.
We'll find you another sewer.

We did it.

Tad, we did it!

- We did it! My gosh!
- We did it! Yeah!

to the happy couple.


- Tad?
- Sara!

Stop right there!

You release her!

You know,
as soon as possible.

Give me the piece or I'll end her.

Tad, don't do it.

I'm sorry.
I have no choice.


And the notebook, please.

Give me the notebook,
or you won't see her again.

You're despicable.

Yes. It's all here.

Let's go!

You have no right!

We didn't do all that work just
to have you steal the piece.

That's what happens when you
play against Jack Rackham.

Useless mutt!


I thought I lost you.

Oh! I wish I had bodily fluids
so I could cry at reunions.


Hey, buddy.
Glad to see you.

Jeff, what happened to you?

We need to move fast before Rackham
finds the other pieces of the collar.

I wouldn't worry about that.

Tad, what are you
talking about?

He wanted the notebook,

but never said anything
of it being complete.

Well done, Tad!

Uh? Yeah? Well, no,
I think... So, where do we go?

To Cappadocia, in Turkey. There
are hundreds of temples there.

Rackham won't be able to find the
right one without these pages.

That would give us
a head start.

So let's go, guys!
Let's go to Turkey.

Um, here we are.

Thanks. How much is it?

This fare, I do it for free,
my palomita.

Oh. Thank you.

What is this "palomita"
he keeps talking about?

My gift to you.

It embodies the heart, soul
and the belly of our people.

I'll be waiting for you under
the lights of the Alhambra.

And you know it.

Spaniards are crazy.


That Captain will try to
find us a spot on his ship.


Check this, Tad.

This is the area where we
should find the next piece.

Temple of Ariniddu.

Baal's wife.
Goddess of the light.

Cool! So what about
the third temple?

I don't know much about it.

The only clue is this symbol that
appears in everything related to Midas.

It seems to be
some sort of personal mark.

Wow. You rock, Sara.


Yes, Sara?


I wanted you to know that

after all this time
we've been apart, I...

Come on, are we leaving or what?
I'm dying here.


Oh. Sorry, I...

Okay. Thank you.
Thanks a lot.

Hey, guys,
I got us a trip.

Tad, you're the best.

By the mummy Juanita's teeth,
that is a floating metropolis.


Not that one.

That one.

Forget metropolis. That's not
even a tiny little village.

- Hey, Tiff.
- Hi.

Can I ask you something?

Go for it.

Oh! That's so sweet.

So, do you think Sara
will like it?

Oh. Sara.

Yeah. I don't know
if it's good enough for her.

Is everything okay?


It's just that I'm a feet-on-the-ground
type of guy, you know.

A feet-under-the-ground
type, actually.

Oh, my...


You don't look much better
than I do.

All that's happened
got me thinking.

Yeah. Come on, cheer up,
everything'll be fine.

I've been so focused
on my work,

I feel I've left people
out of my life.

Oh. One thing's for sure. Talking
won't solve anything, darling.

You've got
to take the initiative.

Less conversation,
more action.

That's actually good advice.

Ugh. Well, I got to confess
it isn't mine.

That's what the guy in Vegas
was singing about.

It took me a while to learn the lyrics.

Well, can you try it on me?
Just to see how it looks.

Oh. Yeah, good idea.

I think you're right. I should stop
talking and start taking action.

There you go.
That's my Sara.

Thanks. You've been
very helpful.

Enjoy the advice.
It's for free.

I'll keep on
evacuating the paella.

Oh! Here it comes.

Okay. More action.
Get right to the point.

It looks great on you.

Thank you.

Unbelievable. They haggle
over everything here.

Ho-ho! This is amazing!

We're about to find the
second piece of the collar.


Don't be so excited.
Rackham could be around.

Take your stuff.
We can't lose any time.

Okay, let's go.

"Okay, let's go."

This can't be happening.

Let me see...

"This can't be happening."

Are you serious?
What are you doing?

Well, you're always complaining
about my human disguises

so, from now on, I'm going
to be exactly like you,

Mr. Perfect Human.

Check this out.

I'm Tad Jones,
I can't dance...

It's official. Your
friend is a total freak.

Come on. Mummy Bones
on the case.

That is... I...

I am not at all like that!

And what are you doing
with a paella dish?

It's my present. I love it.
I'm taking it everywhere.

I would never wear
that thing on my back.

Okay, fine. Let's see what
the little monster thinks.

Hi, critter. I'm Tad.
Super Cookie!

No, Jeff. I'm Tad.
Come here.

Don't pay attention
to that impostor.

- Take this one. Here.
- I'm the real Tad.

Super Cookie!

I want three teams. Spread out
and keep your eyes open.

There are dozens
of temples around.

Yes, sir.

Report back here
in three hours.

Okay, this is the place.

Oh! What a view.

Isn't it beautiful, Sara?

- Huh?
- Sure.

Yeah, well...

It's getting dark.

We should all split up
to locate the temple.

- Great. I'll go with...
- Oh! Oh!

With me. Me and Tad.
Brothers for life.

Let's see who finds the temple first.
Boys versus girls.

Let's go, Tiffany.

Oh. Thank goodness
I stepped in.

What's going on here? I was trying
to spend some time with Sara.

Haven't you noticed something
different about her?

Well, she has been acting
kind of distant.

Of course!
How would she not?

You're not being the knight
in shining armor she needs.

The what?

But fear not. We'll make
Sara melt for your bones.

They don't call me the Great
Conquistador of Peru for nothing.

You just need some practice.

I can't believe it.

If we find the second piece, we'll
be just one step away from Midas.

Tiffany, there are too many
signs telling

Midas' power is not something
to mess with.

Are you saying we shouldn't
search for the collar?

I'm just saying that maybe the
collar shouldn't see the daylight.



Hi, gorgeous.

Mummy, this isn't
going to work.

Mummy? Who's Mummy?
I'm Sara Lavrof.

No, no, no, no.
I can't do this.

Come on. Do you love Sara
or not?

With all my heart.

But then aren't you willing
to do whatever it takes?

Sara, I...


I know you have
a lot on your mind.


And you almost have no time
to think about the present,

which is where I am.


But what I truly want
is to live

in the same age as you,

no matter which one, you know,
past, present or future. I...

I want to be your partner

in the big adventure
of life.


Hey! Whoa!
What are you doing?

Oh, sorry. But that was
just so beautiful.

You have to tell Sara
all that stuff.

She's gonna love it. Any woman
will fall in love with you now.


There are no symbols
from the notebook here either.

It's impossible. We've
looked at over 20 temples.

We'd better find the right one
before total pro Tad does.

You? A total pro?

If it doesn't work out with Sara,
you've got Crazy Eyes down there.

Shh. Look at that.
This is the temple.

Let's get back to Rackham.

Maybe the others
had more luck.

Stay here with Jeff. Holler if
you see those guys coming back.


That was scary.


Tad. We've been
looking for you.

The second piece!

I... I got it, Sara.
I got it.

And not just that.


That mountain.

Midas' symbol!

Midas didn't make the last
offering in an existing temple.

He built one for Apollo.

The third piece
has got to be there!

Yes. We have to hurry
and get it before Rackham.

Or we can destroy this one.

Destroy it?

The biggest discovery in history?
You can't be serious.

Tiffany, we can't let Rackham
get the power of Midas.

But, Sara, we're so close.

Tad, let's end this now.

No, Tad. Don't give it to her.
It's crazy.

Sara, isn't it better
that we get all the pieces?

The power of the gods does not
belong in the hands of mortals.

If Rackham gets the necklace,
he'll be invincible.

Wait. Where's Tiffany?

I can't believe it!

Sara, I'm sorry...

I have to find the third piece and
destroy it before Rackham gets it.

Sara, wait for me!

No, Tad, I just need
to be alone.

You fools! You mean to tell me
that between all of you

and after all these days
of searching

you've found nothing?

This is useless!

That meathead in the hat
has played me!

I wanna be
on the winning team.


Ugh! Finally, you're here!

Where have you been?

Hey, are we going back
with Sara?

She's gone.

And Tiffany?

She's gone too.

It's official. You're a
total disaster with women.

- How could I be such an idiot?
- Well, do you want my opinion?

All I had to do
was give her the piece.

We'd have destroyed it
and that's it, end of story.

You know, in 500 years I have
seen all kinds of love disasters,

and yours
is one of the worst.

Please, don't start again.

Seriously, I never saw anyone
fail so many times.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay, I get it. I get it.

But I also never saw anyone
cross the whole world for love.

Now, you must complete
your training.

I... I'm not sure if I'm ready.

Of course you are.

You have worked so hard
to get the woman you love.

Now, she needs you
more than ever.

You're right.

I've never thought I'd say
this, but you're right.

I have to help her.

That's my brother.
Come on, tiger. Tiger.

Here I come, Sara.
Tad Stones, on the case.

Come on, one more step.

I can't go any further, Tad.

I can't feel my legs!

My legs!

Oh, no!


Over there!

Rackham. We have to hurry.

Oh. No, no, no, no, no.
Now you want me to climb down?

This is a violation
of human rights.

First, you're not human.

And second, there's no
time to climb down.

Hey, that's my present.
What are you doing?

Using it.

You don't know what
you're doing, Tiffany.

All right.
Jeff, come here.

Come on. Get over here.

This thing can have
so many functions!

we don't want to...


- Uh...
- Huh?

What the heck is that?

You again?

Total pro.




What are you doing here?

I couldn't leave you on your own.
Sara, I'm...

Stop it!

Let's move on.
We're almost there.


What about the altar?
Where's the piece?

Midas built this temple to do
the last offering to Apollo.

There is only one place
to find the piece.

You. Bring me the piece.

Absolutely not.

Okay, okay. I'm going.

Hey, you.
Don't be so rude.


I'm not Tad!

I'm Midas!

I possessed Tad's body,

and I'm not going
to give you the collar!

Oh! That hurts.

What the heck are you saying?

I honestly had no idea,
I had to try something.

Oh. He really has no shame.

Now, put it on me.

Thank you, loser.

Okay, you have what you wanted.
Now, let them go.

There's a problem, darling.

I never let
the losing team win.

What? We had a deal!

You get the power
and I get the fame.

And you don't hurt them.

Can you believe these kids?
They are so naive!

You know?
That oddball is right.

- Huh?
- Okay, nobody move.

- Oh?
- Just give me the collar and let us all go, and...

Oh! No!

You don't get it.

Now, I have the power of Midas!



Oh. Hello.

Muah! I love this thing.

Oh, gosh. I don't wanna die,
I don't wanna die.

You are already dead! Run!


We have to stop him.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah...
I'm on it.

Are you all right?

Yeah, I just need
a minute.

Hello! This guy's on fire!

Let me borrow this. Let's all
split up and surround him.

There you are.




Where are you going?

Thank you.

Uh... I'm sorry,
I didn't...

Total pro.

Don't forget me!

I'm getting tired of you!

Sara! No.

What did you accomplish?

Say goodbye to her.

We did it, Sara.
It's over.



Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
This can't be happening.

Not to you. No!

Oh, no. This is not good.

Okay. Okay.

- There has to be a way to stop it.
- Tad.

The sacrifice.

Midas got his daughter back. The
collar, I have to destroy it!


This is all my fault. I should
have destroyed that piece.

- Tad...
- I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Don't be, Tad. It's been
the most amazing adventure.

- All these days with you.
- Sara, no.

I wouldn't trade that
for the world.

Please, don't go.

- Tad.
- Sara.


I love...

No. No.

No. No.

Tad! Tad!

We got to leave now!

Tad, come on!

Just go. I'm gonna stay.

All I ever wanted
was to be with you.

I love you.


- Hi.
- Sara?

Oh, Tad was willing
to die for her.

A sacrifice for love.


- Hey, guys. Burger?
- Thank you.

Hey, fellas.
Thanks for coming.

Oh. Great party, Tad.

Where's your girlfriend? Huh?

Don't you know? She's out
there making big discoveries.

No, seriously,
she's about to come.

Oh. Sure, sure...

No, come on.
She'll be here right now.

Hey, how are you doing. How is my tiger?


- Hi, Sara.
- Hi, sweetie.

Hey, check this out.

No more party for them.

So, what are you
going to do now?

I'll go back to Paititi.
This will pay my way back in.

Oh. They're going to go crazy for it.
They love gold there.

I'm gonna miss you so much.

I don't wanna cry,
I don't wanna cry...

Ugh. I still have no fluids,
I can't cry.

I don't want to see you cry.

I waited for you at the Alhambra,
and you didn't show up.

You? How did you...

Your little friend
has guided me to you.


Oh! I'm happier than a
cockroach in a latrine!

How I like to see you smile,
my palomita.

Uh, I'm starting to be worried
about the meaning of "palomita."

Ah! Who cares?
Let's start a real party!

Oh! She drives me crazy.

You're going
to miss him, too.

He's probably the most
annoying, irritating,

badly-dressed sidekick ever.

But you're right,
I am gonna miss him.

I know this isn't the same,

but maybe this
will cheer you up.

Are you serious?



Uh, sorry. You know, it's
something I do when I get, uh...

You still want
to be my girlfriend?

Come on!
Let's dance, everybody!

One, two, three!

Hey, hey! Hey-ah!

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