Tabernacle 101 (2019) - full transcript

So you claim to categorically know

that there is no afterlife.

I base my believes

on scientific evidence over many,

many years of experiments

I conduct with my camera

and the visual proof that my

three million followers get

to see every week is more than enough

to disprove your theories

of pooky afterlife...

Three million followers,

80% of the people on this earth

have faith and have belief.

80% of people

on this earth have fear

because of all the nonsense start as

them, are people like you.

You arrogant young man.

You are the arrogant

pompous old prick, mate

and try to tell me how to do my job.

Okay, now you just insult me.

You are not talking issues here,

you are not talking belief.

And I'm a man of

science and reality and realism.

In which case

science requires proof.

You can't prove this.

Now look, the only way you

could irrefutable prove it,

would be for yourself to

die and then resurrect again

and I'm sure as heaven and hell that

that won't be happening will it?

Wow, look at that.

What do you think, kiddo?

It's great.

Hey, do you

know how to put up a tent?

How about you

show me and I film you?

Ha-ha, nice try.

You're not getting out of this one kiddo.

Uncle Frank,

you're a slave driver.

Yeah, yeah stop your whining.

Always worth a shot.

Think there are any aliens out there?

Well if there are, we

never wanna meet them.

Why?

Be's if they can find us,

that means that they're super intelligent

and you know what that means?

What?

Armageddon.

Think about it.

Those aliens got big guns,

you've seen the movies, right?

Big guns, big heads, shiny coats.

Uncle Frank.

Yeah.

Can you prove that God doesn't exist?

No one's ever proven

that God does exist,

so I don't see the point.

And you know what else?

What?

No one ever will prove that God exist

so don't worry about it.

What about ghosts?

Ghosts, where did you hear about ghost?

Well, I mean I've seen

lots of ghosts on YouTube.

YouTube?

It's like the number one

hangout for fraudsters.

Don't believe any of the

stuff you see on there.

You see now, if you believe in ghosts.

Maybe I'd say that that's a ghost

but I guarantee you that is a koala.

None of that stuff, God,

paranormal activity,

it's all fake Daniel, you

don't have to believe it.

Are you tired?

Me too.

So tired.

Let's go.

Let's go to bed.

Bed time.

And don't forget to set up

that camera, okay on the dash.

Yeah, yeah, I got it.

Check this.

Baa!

You scared, you warmed

for the night, Buddy.

Okay.

There's something outside.

It's nothing, Daniel.

Go back to sleep.

Uncle Frank.

Ah for Christ sake.

Fine.

I'm telling you there's nothing.

It's nothing.

Probably just a kangaroo.

But uncle Frank, I'm scared.

No I don't wanna hear anymore, okay.

Go back to sleep.

Look.

Get out.

Stay here.

Hey, who's there?

Come on show yourself you pranksters.

Daniel, get in the car.

Keep still.

Uncle Frank.

Yeah.

I wanna go home.

When I find the son of

a bitch that's doing this.

That was a ghost.

That was proof.

Don't be ridiculous.

Daniel, we will make a

atheist out of you one day.

You have nothing to worry about, okay.

I'm telling you, this is just pranksters.

They wanna through me off the trail okay.

Yeah, all right gimme that camera.

Let's have a look at the footage.

What's going on?

Shit, it didn't record.

I did, I did.

Daniel, what did I say?

I did record.

I pressed the button, please I promise.

All right, I'm gonna

set the camera here.

We'll spend the night in the car

and if anything happens

we will see it, okay.

Yeah, okay.

Yellow.

Frank, where are you?

I need you here yesterday.

What's happened?

I've had a major

breakthrough and I mean major.

When can you be here?

About three hours.

Don't be late.

Okay, all right.

All right, orders away, let's go.

Uncle Frank.

Nothing Daniel, it's just bug bites.

That's what happens when you camp.

There's all kinds of

creepy crawlies out there.

Look, I've got bug bites too.

All of me.

Can we just get out of here?

Yeah.

Well, well only 30 minutes late,

you're getting better.

Yeah, blow me Clint.

You wanna know something,

you're gonna lose your job

Hello man, how do you

work for this loser?

I don't, he takes direction from me.

Keep the telling a lie.

What are we doing here?

Some kind of breakthrough.

Hey three amigos,

think you could join me

inside some time this year.

Ariba, ariba.

Okay, everyone agree we

have one healthy guinea pig.

Yeah, sure.

Yep.

Show time.

Death will occur in 10 seconds.

10, nine, eight, seven, six,

five, four, three, two, one,

zero decease now,

decease now, decease now.

Subject is deceased.

Okay, so you euthanized the guinea pig.

Einstein would be very proud.

Okay, patience 10 minutes.

Want a quickie?

Seriously, Daniel.

What's a quickie?

You know, when you have ice

cream in between your meal.

Okay let's

concentrate, shall we?

Yep, one dead guinea pig.

Resurrection

will occur in 10 seconds.

Okay boys, you ready?

Yeah sure, let's do this...

10, nine, eight,

seven, six, five, four,

three, two, one, zero.

Resurrect now,

the subject has been resurrected.

One healthy guinea pig.

The subject has been revived.

How many times have this worked?

Like eight times, I've

even bought one back after

an hour of death.

Any side effects?

None.

You recon you can do this on a human?

What do you think a human guinea pig?

Daniel, you wanna have a go?

No thanks, miss McKenna.

Just kidding.

No, I'm serious.

What if we could actually

do this on a person.

Kill them and bring them back to life.

We'd finally have

definitive scientific proof

that there is no

afterlife, no God, nothing.

Yeah, yeah I recon we could have

a 100 000 people watching live.

Hey, we can have a

million watching live,

this would be huge.

And we will be the

biggest vlog in the world,

everyone would know us.

I can believe this.

Stop, stop I'm not gonna kill somebody.

You wouldn't have to kill anyone

because you would be

bringing them back to life,

Hello, Clint speaking.

That's the point.

Hey listen, I gotta go take

Daniel back to his mom's place

but maybe we could talk

about this later at my place.

Maybe.

Over ice cream?

You not gonna believe who just called.

Who?

number one target.

Who?

Meredith Palin.

Where?

Her place, tomorrow in Ralston.

Why would she

let us slaughter her?

Who cares?

Daniel, we gotta go.

Baby, amazing, thank you.

Come on, let's go.

Bye.

Hey, best not tell your mom

about what happened, okay.

Hey Sis.

Go inside Daniel, I need

to talk to your uncle.

See you uncle Frank.

We'll go in free next week.

Yeah, cool.

Hi.

You were suppose to

take him for the weekend.

Ah, you know kids, science experience,

not his kind of thing.

I've got company tonight.

A date?

Reckon you'd get lucky?

Yeah well, I would have

if you kept your end of the bargain.

I'll take him

again soon, I promise.

Baby,

I wanna do it.

We are.

No,

you're experiment.

I wanna crossover to the other side.

Frank, I'm not risking my

career, or your life on it.

Oh no wait, listen to me.

I wanna die for one hour

and be revived.

You're kidding, right?

No.

Frank, don't be ridiculous.

Come on Babe, think about it.

Definitive, scientific proof

Oh Jesus, Frank.

That there is no afterlife.

Are you serious?

There is no God.

Where you're going, come on.

Hey listen, thought you

were gonna stay the night.

No, it's too hard to get laid here.

See you later.

Yeah, all right.

Somebody's got to be the first.

Today I'm going to interview Australia's

most well known medium and

spiritual TV personality.

Her name is Meredith Palin.

Now Meredith claims that

she can speak to spirits

from beyond the grave and wait for this,

astral travel through astral planes.

She sounds like a total cook,

I can't wait to interview this one,

let's bust her.

So tell us Meredith, little

bit about what you do

and how you do it.

On the other side, I can

visit different dimensions

such as the astral plane

and other higher planes.

Who do you meet when your

on these other dimensions?

Many different souls and beings.

Oh, really?

My personal favorite would

have to be the lightbeings.

Oh really.

Yeah, they're pure form of

loving angelic consciousness.

How do you spelt such utter nonsense,

keeping a straight face?

I don't know how you do it.

I don't think you're

taking this seriously.

Okay, you're right.

I'm not taking this seriously

but I'm actually very excited to be here

because I love talking to mediums.

I find you fascinating

so I'm very impressed.

How do you feel about lying to people?

Question five, how do

you live with yourself,

taking money from gullible people?

Question six, when are you going to admit

that what you do is wrong?

Honestly Frank, you can

do better than this.

Very funny, Meredith.

Can I have my questions back please?

Why did you camp in the

Glen Davis Ghost Town?

So you followed us, so

much for psychic powers.

You pissed off a lot of dead miners.

Very disrespectful.

It was you, playing

hocus pocus in the middle

of the night, I knew it.

Now let me tell you something, lady.

I bet you think that was really funny

except I had my nephew with me

and you scared him half to death.

Frank, they wanted me to warn you.

They wanted you to warn me.

Are you getting this,

this is fucking hilarious.

Frank Benetti, you're going

to listen to me right now.

They wanted me to warn you.

If you do your little death

stunt which you're planning,

you're going to bring trouble.

Don't do it, do it, do it.

This interview is over.

Shut the cameras off, let's go.

Frank.

Let's go.

Frank.

Yeah.

Our sign full

immunity contracts for Clinton

and I, you've gotta administer

the chemicals yourself.

Sure, I can do that.

It's gotta be hell and we know.

You're certifiably insane.

But if this experiments

succeeds, Whines wins.

Okay, I'm recording this conversation

and I wanna go on the record

as having advised you against this.

Happy Halloween, ladies and gentlemen.

Tonight we welcome the one and only,

the dead man walking, Frank Benetti.

Tonight I, Frank Benetti,

will tell you exactly

what happens when you die.

So tell your friends because

in exactly 30 minutes,

I will lethally inject myself right here

Sound cut, perfect.

Yo mate, come on.

Ah, let's get the shot of the timer.

There, is this good?

Yeah, yeah it's good.

Yes.

You're sure you can

bring me back, right?

Haven't done it on a human

before, you're the test pilot.

Sarah, I really need

some confidence right now.

Calculations and

projections say it will work.

You will be revived.

Okay.

What's the latest Megan?

Five million watching.

Five million, holy shit.

Megan, how're those stat coming along?

Right now, we have 13

million people watching.

Wow, that's amazing.

Jesus, guys.

Okay, let's go I'm ready.

This is gonna make

you so fucking famous.

All right, back to broadcasting.

Five, four, three, two.

Welcome back ladies and gentlemen.

My name is Frank Benetti,

I'm 29 years old.

As you can see, my time is up.

Enjoy the show.

Bon voyage.

Death will occur in 10 seconds.

10, nine, eight, seven, six,

five, four, three.

Two, one, zero decease now, decease now.

Subject is deceased.

Decease complete.

Subject is deceased, decease complete.

Frank Benneti is officially deceased.

Death occurred at 10:01p.m.

on the 31st of October.

Cause, self inflicted lethal injection.

In 15 seconds we will resurrect

Frank Benneti from the dead.

Three, two, one, zero.

Resurrect now, resurrect now,

resurrect now.

Shouldn't

this have worked by now?

Yeah, well it's taking

a little bit longer

than the guinea pigs.

Resurrection has failed,

subject is still deceased.

Get the defibrillator!

Clear.

Come on, Frank.

It's not working.

He's dead,

he's like totally dead.

Well stop stating the fucking obvious.

Those papers he signed better cover us,

I'm not gonna fuck in jail.

Uncle Frank, please come back.

Wake up, come on uncle

Frank you can do it.

Just come back, please

you promised me it...

O, my God.

Subject has been revived,

subject has been revived.

It's working, it's finally working.

Where are those lights coming from?

Such a weird response.

Are you getting this.

Of course I'm getting this.

This is fucking amazing.

Welcome back stranger.

How long was I gone?

An hour three.

Nice to see you again uncle Frank.

So everyone wants to know,

what did you see in afterlife?

Absolutely nothing.

And what did it feel like to die?

I felt the chemicals

going through my body

and then nothing.

Can I help you officers?

Whose in charge here?

I am.

I am.

Hell of a stunt you pulled off tonight.

Had our switchboard in meltdown.

Wasting police resources

on bullshit like this

and on our busiest night, not fun.

I was proving a point all right

and now you and I both know

that there is no afterlife

and there is no life after death.

All those religious quacks

and all those new age weirdos,

they gonna go out of

business, thanks to me.

Can we stop with all the bullshit.

We all know it's all pretend.

for God's sake.

Sarah has all ready

told us it was a hoax.

Sarah wouldn't do that.

She did.

Frank Benetti, we are

charging you and your partner,

Sarah McKenna, with public mischief.

Public mischief?

Wasting police resources

on hoaxes like this.

Do you understand your rights?

Who the hell was that?

No geez, we have a wild one here.

Can we go get breakfast?

Sarah, why did you

tell them it was a hoax?

If I hadn't we'd be

in a lot more trouble.

But don't you see that makes me look

like a complete fake, a fraudster.

It's over every news

outlet in the world.

Yeah, until they find out

it's all a complete hoax according

to the chief architect, Sarah McKenna.

Okay, can you just let it calm down

with the police, please.

Then we'll show everyone the evidence.

Sarah, I've been seeing things

that just don't make any sense.

Like hallucinations?

Yeah, exactly.

What do you think it means?

You might get them for a couple of days.

Just as the chemicals...

And now you tell me.

Okay, you know, I was

the one who told you

in the first place not to do this.

You need to rest.

Couple of days, you'll be good as gold.

I'll come over tomorrow.

Clint, slow down mate I can't understand

what you're saying.

All right, look I'll be over

at seven p.m. tonight okay?

You're on the blacklist.

What, Kathryn?

I'm just teaching him about science, okay.

He witnessed a really important

experiment last night.

No more camping trips,

no more science lessons, okay.

Don't be like that Kathryn, okay.

The kid is almost 14 years old.

When are you gonna let

him grow up and be a man?

He's sick, he's

vomiting, he's not himself.

I just have one request.

I really need his video footage.

He's asked me to ban you from the house.

Ban?

And so have I.

Kathryn, please I need

to see his video footage.

It's really important.

Right, what do you got for me?

All right, check this out.

It's freaky, right.

Do you know who that is?

I don't know.

As from the whole time I

didn't see a single thing.

And you never saw any one come in?

I didn't see a single thing, no.

We're all there.

Locked the doors, right?

Of course.

Somebody is playing us.

You have the power to heal.

Hey Frank,

Frank what's the matter?

Frank!

What's up, man?

Nothing, nothing.

Yeah, I'll catch you later.

All right.

You had to be scared.

You know three managers

before you died for me

from poisoned food.

This food

doesn't make any more poison

than any other hotel food.

Gimme that.

Oh no Boss,

look you gotta have

somebody that test the food.

What you need is a guinea pig.

You eat the guinea

pig, I'll stick to this.

Hey Boss wait,

don't touch it, don't!

I just wanted to

take a little shot, that's all.

Since my death,

I've been experiencing

intense paranormal activity

as you can see,

this is not fake

this is not hallucination, this is real.

What's up?

Sarah, I gotta stay at

your place tonight, okay.

I'm on my way.

What do you think?

Meredith.

It's obviously her.

What would she got to do with it?

Oh come on, think about the interview.

She's a highly skilled trickster.

This is more than tricks

and hallucinations, Sarah.

This is real, I experienced this.

She is your spook, Frank.

I'm telling you.

Something is stalking

me and I need your help.

Something?

You know what I mean.

I'm sorry I let you do this to yourself.

We need to get you help.

What if we were wrong, Sarah.

About everything.

I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.

But if something

happened to me, didn't it?

After I died.

You can sleep on the couch.

Good night.

What?

That's weird.

What's up?

Hey Clint, listen.

I'm having some trouble

getting into the website.

Sarah asked me

to change the password.

Sarah asked you.

Did she say why?

Sarah, is the major

shareholder in the company.

What are you talking about,

I'm the front man.

There is no blog without me.

You're fired.

Read the new post.

What new post?

Clint!

Hey, Clint.

Sarah McKenna, your new presenter.

Frank Benetti will be taking

an extended leave of absence

to rest and recuperate

from his recent death experiment hoax.

We wish him well.

I, Sarah McKenna, will

be your new presenter.

More of the same,

busting the cooks who

trick you in believing

in their psychic ability

and paranormal activity.

Unbelievable.

Sarah, it's Frank.

Don't hang up, Sarah.

Sarah!

Oh, come on.

What the hell?

Hello?

Meredith, Meredith.

I really need your help.

I'm busy, I'll meet you in there.

Meredith please, I really,

really need your help.

I will meet you in the other room.

Sorry love, did you want to take those?

Yes, thanks.

Of course, would you like a bag?

Yes, please.

Life on the other

side by Meredith Palin.

Jesus Christ, Meredith.

Can you just walk into a room

like everyone else, please.

Something happened to

me in our last meeting.

Something that I've never felt before.

Well, they do say that opposites attract

but don't get any ideas.

No, it started when you

grabbed my arm, Meredith.

I have three date minimum

rule and I'm into Kamasutra.

No, look just stop just stop okay.

Something is following me, some kind of,

I don't know, entity is following me.

Well, you're now under

my protection as long

as you're near me.

First I thought it was hallucinations,

I don't know quite how to

explain it to you but...

Come on, I'll shut the shop.

Are you coming?

Okay, now I'm very impressed

but can we get to the point please?

You and Sarah had fun.

Oh and date night, very naughty, Frank.

Okay, that's enough of that, just stop.

Can we stick on topic please.

So?

Well, do you want the bad news first

and then the bad news?

Yeah, I love bad news.

Hit me.

Traveling to the astral plane

with your little death stunt

was a really, really bad idea.

How was I suppose to know?

I specifically warned you.

All right, I know you did.

What do you want me to do?

Get on my knees and grovel?

I'm here for your help Meredith.

Are you gonna help me or not?

You have a demonic entity

embedded into your soul.

Meaning?

Slowly over the next few days,

it's going to start

spreading like an infection.

It's going to poison your spirit body.

Let's say I believe

you, just for a second.

How would I get rid of

this, demonic entity?

You can't, eventually

there'll be no return.

All right, what's the good news then?

Well, as long as you're in

my presence, you're protected.

I hope you're joking.

24/7.

Come on.

Where you going?

Come on I wanna see what you can do.

Where?

Come on, we don't have much time.

What are we doing here?

You'll see.

I don't think we're allowed to be here.

What are we doing?

Pam.

Who are you?

I'm Meredith, this is Frank.

We are here to help.

Frank, come on.

You have the power to heal.

Pam.

I thought you were gone.

What are you doing here?

I'm sorry, wrong room.

Frank, come on.

What the hell just happened here?

They helped him.

Thank you, thank you.

Hey, hey you

guys, come back here.

I'm calling the police.

See, I told you.

That felt really good.

You did a good thing today.

Thanks Meredith.

You're all right too.

Frank Benetti, did you just

say something nice about me?

Come on.

Starting to get through to you, Frank.

So this is what a

witch's house look like.

I never said I was a witch.

Well, it's kinda obvious.

Well, then you'll be

in for a real treat.

Wipe your feet please.

Sit.

Bottoms up.

What vintage is this?

I hear 2013 is a pretty good year.

Just drink it.

Just relax, go with the flow.

It's kinda weird.

Frank, do you hear me.

Yes.

When we're in astral plane,

you cannot see me, only him.

You are now, at the highest plane.

You have opened up a portal to the earth

and let darkness in.

I hope you succeed.

They found a way to break

through the astral plane.

Who is?

The demons.

I need some air.

Please don't do that again.

You have been chosen.

Chosen?

By the Lightbeing.

Meredith, can we just deal

with facts here, please?

You met a Lightbeing, fact.

Yeah, and a couple

of really scary demons

that is scaring the hell out of me.

We need to transform you into a avatar.

Okay, it's time for me to go.

Only then will you be clean.

Meredith, you're a

little too crazy for me

and honestly I think you

need help more than I do.

But, you have zero chance without me.

Save it for the cooks Meredith.

Frank, when you leave my

protection, they will attack you.

I'll tell them you said, hi.

Don't give into them.

Had a hard day?

You could say that.

No, no!

What do you want from me?

You survived.

What a surprise.

You were right.

These demons or what ever they are,

they mean serious business

and I can't fight them alone.

Sorry, what was that first part again?

I need your help.

Splendid, first day

of school starts now.

When you died, you accessed

a power of healing.

Today we're gonna learn mind reading,

psychokinesis and protection.

Frank Benetti, what did I just say?

Oh, healing?

If you don't learn

these, you're a dead man.

Okay, all right, you're right.

Do you understand?

Yes, miss Palin.

Let's get some fresh air.

Relax and hear their voices.

Like you do with me.

You'll get the hang of it.

You have to let go.

Feel their minds.

Let their thoughts reach you.

Frank, here's someone here suffering.

They need your help.

I want you to find him.

This can't be true.

Why me?

It's working, I can hear her.

Please God, help me.

Michelle,

there's no easy way to tell you this.

You have advanced ovarian

cancer, it's terminal.

I know what she's going through.

Advanced ovarian cancer.

It's all over.

My mom had ovarian cancer.

There was nothing they could do for her

and she didn't make it.

I'd like to help you, Michelle.

Who told you?

You don't need to be afraid.

It's

okay Michelle, let him help.

It's God, check with your doctor.

Okay, here we go spoon.

See it clearly moving

in your minds eye.

Ah, I had enough!

There's only 10 of those

books left in the whole world.

I want you to read it.

Ha, I did it!

I want that book in one

piece or you're toast.

You have the power of

light, it destroys demons.

Use it.

Fight darkness.

You have avatar power, now.

Good morning, Meredith.

Good morning, how was the book?

So mister Benneti, do you

know this book backwards,

sideways and can you

recite it in your sleep?

All ready here.

Now you're just showing off.

Good read.

Okay, point it at me and record.

A please would be nice.

Pretty please with sugar on top.

All right.

This is Frank Benneti.

Last week I died for one hour

and I can tell you

categorically that there is life

after death or more specifically

a spiritual consciousness

that lives on after death.

Now, if it took a fundamentalist

atheist like myself

to tell you the truth,

well dying for one hour was well worth it.

Tune in tonight and tell your friends

because I'm gonna show

you something spectacular

in vlog two.

Well, from our persecuted

to one of our best.

Frank Benneti, I am so proud.

Wow.

It's a graduation present.

Ha-ha, no way.

I love it.

Watch.

Hey!

Oh my God!

Wow!

Fat out!

How did he do that?

That's amazing.

Okay ladies and gentlemen,

get your phones out.

Now on the count of three,

I want you to answer them on speaker.

Okay, one, two, three.

Hey, hey folks.

This is Frank Benneti.

Have a nice day.

What?

No way,

that's weird.

I don't believe it.

Vlog two is going out

to my old subscriber list.

Clint and Sarah can't

stop me accessing it.

How many?

Millions.

Impressive.

Yeah, this is going global.

Hey, can I ask you a personal question?

Ask me no secrets and

I'll tell you no lies.

How did you go out with

her for so long, I mean?

Ooh, I think you're

a little bit jealous.

No, it's just what was the upside?

You're defense shields are exceptional.

Well, I learned from the best.

Well, she's about to

call you, right now.

Yeah, right.

To what do I owe the intense

pleasure of this call?

How could you, Frank?

Evidence, any good scientist knows that.

Thanks dude, Sarah and I

are the fuck of the century.

Mate, you're welcome.

Glad to see you're recycling my old trash.

Oh please, please.

I can not handle bad porn.

You know what Frank,

I liked you better when you were dead.

Well I'd love to sit here

trading insults to you guys

but I got more important work to do.

So why did you call?

Well Frank, I think we

wanna have you on the show.

Give you a guest spot.

Well, what an offer?

Think of the audience numbers, Frank.

Well, I'm honored that you

guys wanna do a hatchet job

on me but I'm gonna have

to respectfully decline.

They will attack this time.

As long as you willingly

don't give them your soul,

they cannot keep you.

But no matter what pain,

no matter what they do

to you, never surrender.

Remember that, Frank.

Let's do it.

This time we'll know.

It was honestly a mistake.

Ignore

him, hence the ones to come.

Let's go.

Follow him.

Daniel.

I gotta say, I'm not a

fan of astral travel.

Two days, we've got two days

until all hell breaks loose.

What about that computer code,

all over the screen, what did that mean?

I'm not sure.

I think it's being

controlled by the demons.

That street that Daniel

was on, I know that street.

It's just around the corner

from Kathryn's house.

We can go there.

We need to go meet your nephew.

It's impossible, I've been blacklisted,

I can't see him.

Frank, he is in serious trouble.

What?

It's my sister.

Yeah.

I need you to come

to Daniel's birthday tomorrow.

He's acting very strange.

Strange?

Yeah, he made a doll called Frank

and started placing pins in it.

Very strange.

Then out of the blue,

he demands to see you at his birthday.

Hey listen, can I bring a friend along.

Yes, of course.

Okay, what time.

Three tomorrow afternoon.

We'll be there.

Okay, bye.

That wasn't an coincidence.

Tomorrow's gonna be very interesting.

Hey little buddy, happy birthday.

How are you?

So you believe in

ghosts now, uncle Frank?

This is my new friend, Meredith.

Hello.

Tell me what you've

noticed about Daniel.

Have you spoken to him?

No, he's been avoiding me.

Exactly, he would

never do that normally.

Kathryn, what's going on?

You said something about dolls

and pins, I don't understand.

I told you all ready, I'm...

I don't wanna say it again,

I feel like I'm going crazy.

You're not going crazy Kathryn.

Based on the things I've

seen the last few days,

you wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Can uncle Frank take me camping again?

I think that's a great idea.

Ah, no.

Charles takes you from now on.

Wait a minute, who's Charles?

He's my new boyfriend.

Complete douchebag.

New boyfriend.

Kathryn, do you really

think that's a good idea?

How long is this been going on for?

With all this stuff going on.

What do you care?

I care, I care about

my nephew's wellbeing,

that's what I care.

Where is he anyway?

He's in Melbourne on business.

Oh, that's convenient,

on the day of your son's birthday.

Anyway, look who's talking.

Where's Sarah?

Sarah and I are

no longer together, okay.

Ah, I really liked her.

She seems nice.

Meredith is just a friend, okay.

She's helping me with

extra curricular project.

What?

Extra curricular

project, sounds like fun.

Don't start, Kathryn.

I want uncle Frank to

take me camping, bitch.

Right, this is what I've been dealing

with since your death stunt.

Thanks a lot.

Kathryn.

Daniel, what are you doing?

She was in my room, snooping Mom.

I was looking for the bathroom.

Let me show you where it is.

He's just a kid.

I should have been there for him.

I'm so sorry Frank.

Have you heard of the dark web?

No.

It's off limits, no

search engine can index it,

no law can shut it down.

It's where they sell drugs,

illegal pornography even slaves.

Why are you telling me this?

The demons have created a computer virus

and planted it on the dark web.

It's designed to shut down

all online systems on earth.

When this hits zero, the virus

will spread exponentially

and it will leave the dark web.

Vlog three, tabernacle 101.

This is going out to everybody.

We don't have a lot of time.

15 hours and 15 minutes to be precise.

Dark forces have breached the astral plane

and are now physically on our world.

They've find a portal.

This occurred when I died

and came back to life.

They plan to take control of the internet

at 12 noon tomorrow.

Please, get rid of your

mobile phones, laptops,

computers, everything that

is connected to the internet.

We don't know exactly what will happen

but we do know that they will

take control of everything

and I mean everything

including all the world's nuclear arsenal.

This is real.

This is not fake, get ready for a fight

and may light be with you.

I'll post it now.

Where you going?

To the liquor store,

I want their best red while I still can.

Hold on, I'll come with you.

No offense Meredith

but I can take care of myself

in case you haven't noticed.

Frank, if you leave this tabernacle...

Frank!

Frank!

Frank!

You'll never possess my soul.

The power of Satan now possesses you.

Repeat after me Frank.

You must do

the death experiment again.

Crossover, deceased.

You must

destroy the demons.

You know, I could really miss you.

How long was I gone?

Way too long.

Come on, I need your help.

Frank, do you have any idea

how hard I worked to rescue you?

Trust me.

Hey, what's up?

Hey Clint, get your camera

ready, we're on our way.

It's about time, 22

Garden Boulevard, five doc.

Do you mind telling me why we need

to meet Sarah and Clint?

Read me.

Need to die again.

Where's Sarah?

She's on her way.

Is she crazy?

Chill man, she'll be here.

Never thought you'd

have the guts, Frank.

Sarah, do you see this?

Ah yes, that's a phone.

This is how long we have, Sarah.

Tell me that one about Goldilocks again.

I'm gonna love watching your

terrified face in a minute.

Okay, this freak doesn't

stay for the interview.

We're gonna ask you

nicely to retract that.

Or what?

Hey, stop please.

This is how long we have, okay.

When this hits zero,

you're gonna see why we need

your help so bad right now.

I'm so gonna enjoy this.

I need that phone back.

Sarah, really please, listen.

Clint, you need to turn

that phone off now.

Clint, are you getting this?

Yep.

Priceless.

Five, four three, two.

Do you see now?

Clint.

Better go check on her.

Their controlling every hoax

coming to bust in the city,

soon the virus is gonna

spread beyond Sydney

to the rest of the world.

Sarah, we need your help.

Who are they?

Darkness.

Come on, we gotta keep moving.

Careful, watch your step.

What do I have to do?

We need to get back to your lab.

I need to decease again.

We started this, you have to finish it.

How?

The death experiment

had open up a portal.

Frank needs to close

it from the other side.

We've gotta

go, it's not save here.

Jesus Christ.

Come on.

Hurry!

Frank, if ever I can get you back.

If I succeed, you will.

On the other side, your

powers will be magnified.

You'll be able to fight them.

Thank you, Meredith.

It's really touching, are you ready?

Death will occur in 10 seconds.

10, nine, eight, seven, six,

five, four, three, two, one, zero.

Subject is deceased, decease complete.

Subject is deceased, decease complete.

What took you so long?

You proud of yourself?

Clint, Clint, get out of there.

What?

Clint, please!

Shut up!

Ah, thank you

Sarah for everything you did.

Don't you dare.

Meredith!

Oh, I have a more

fitting end for you, witch.

Walk witch,

I said walk.

What do you think Frank?

You!

No Frank, don't listen to...

Frank,

listen to me, concentrate.

Use your strength.

You can do it Frank.

Come to the light.

Just reach out.

Take my hand, you're almost there.

Keep going.

Meredith, I hear you,

I feel the light.

I feel serenity.

I see.

How did you find me?

The medallion I gave you,

it traced your soul.

When you died I could follow you.

We need your help.

She knows.

Wait, be in me.

You have work to do.

Uncle Frank?

Stay here.

The world is recovering

from the worst ever cult virus.

The virus originated in Sydney

and spread around the globe.

It placed millions of people

into a coma for two hours.

Prime minister Dawkins has said

that there will be full

investigations into

what happened and that

the people who perpetrated

this crime will be arrested

and dealt with in due process.

Sir, would you like to pick any sentence

from your guidebook, on any page

but read it out loud.

Okay.

Have you got one?

Yeah.

Great.

Okay, it's one page 266

and it reads like this,

for Aboriginals, the concept

of landownership is tied

to a belief system that

instructs them to care

for their ancestral land, am I correct?

No way!

Thank you very much

ladies and gentlemen.

My name is Frank Benetti.

Just what I need,

another stalking spirit

following me around.

I liked your show.

Man's got to earn a living somehow.

I don't know if I ever told you this

but thank you for believing in me.

Well, mister Benetti.

I hate to burst the bubble,

you got work to do.

Work?

We got a huge problem this time.

Wait, what are you talking about?

It's causing havoc everywhere.

Who?

Clint.