T.U.F.F. Puppy (2010) - full transcript

[lively spy music]

- ? DUDLEY PUPPY
WAS A PLAIN OLD MUTT ?

- ? PLAIN OLD MUTT ?

- ? HE'D SCRATCH,
HE'D DIG ?

? AND THEN
HE'D CHEW HIS BUTT ?

- ? CHEW HIS BUTT ?

- ? BUT WHEN BAD GUYS
GOT TOO ROUGH ?

? HE WENT TO WORK
FOR T.U.F.F. ?

? AND NOW HE'S DOING
SECRET AGENT STUFF ?

? HE'S A T.U.F.F. PUPPY ?

? T.U.F.F. PUPPY ?



? HE'S A T.U.F.F. PUPPY ?

? A DOG
WHO STICKS HIS NOSE ?

? RIGHT WHERE HE KNOWS ?

? THE CROOKS WILL BE ?

? HE'S A T.U.F.F. PUPPY ?

? T.U.F.F. PUPPY ?

? HE'S A T.U.F.F. PUPPY ?

[lively spy music]

? ?

- DUDLEY, YOU HAVE
TO MAKE A CHOICE.

RED OR BLUE?

- I CAN'T CHOOSE!
IT'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE!

I CAN'T PICK BETWEEN RED VELVET
AND BLUE VELVET.

IT'S TOO HARD!



- OH, FORGET THE CUPCAKES.

DEACTIVATE THAT BOMB!

- YEAH, KITTY,
BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ONCE

AND DISARM THE BOMB.
- WHAT?

- WE BOTH KNOW I'M NOT
GONNA DO IT, OR DO IT WELL.

WHEN HAVE I EVER PICKED
THE RIGHT WIRE?

[munching]

- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

YOU TRICKED ME SO YOU COULD EAT
BOTH CUPCAKES.

- THAT'S NOT
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

I, UH...
I DID IT FOR YOU, 'CAUSE...

THE CHAMELEON POISONED THEM.

- OH, I DID?

OH, I MEAN,
YES, I DID!

- DUDLEY, YOUR EYE IS TWITCHING.

OH, NO.

THE POISON'S STARTING
TO TAKE EFFECT.

WHY WOULD YOU EAT
POISON CUPCAKES TO SAVE ME?

WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST
THROW THEM AWAY?

- UH, BECAUSE I PANICKED.

WHENEVER I PANIC,
I EAT CUPCAKES.

- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU POISONED
AGENT PUPPY.

I'M IMPRESSED, CHAMELEON.
- YEAH.

IF IT'S TRUE, I WOULD THINK YOU
WERE SUPER COOL.

- EEH!
WELL, THEN, YES,

I AM SUPER COOL BECAUSE
I DEFINITELY POISONED HIM.

IT WAS ALL PART
OF MY CLEVER PLAN INVOLVING...

EVIL FROSTED BAKED GOODS.

- THAT'S DEFINITELY
MORE CLEVER THAN MY

"SEND A BOMB TO T.U.F.F. WHILE
I'M IN THE HOLDING CELL" PLAN.

- YOU SENT THAT BOMB?

YOU BUFFOON!

YOU COULD HAVE
ANNIHILATED US ALL.

- YEAH, PLANNING'S
NOT MY STRONG SUIT.

MY WOOL SUIT
IS MY STRONG SUIT.

THAT FABRIC IS DURABLE!

- DON'T WORRY, AGENT PUPPY.
I CAN MAKE AN ANTIDOTE.

I'LL J-JUST NEED
A HAIR SAMPLE...

- [yelps]

- TO PUT IN MY POISON DETECTOR.

- UH, RANDOM QUESTION.

WOULD YOUR DETECTOR ALSO KNOW
IF THE CUPCAKE

WASN'T POISONED AT ALL?

- [chuckles]
OF COURSE.

- SORRY!
I PANICKED!

- I'LL BE IN MY LAB
MANUALLY TESTING

AGENT P-PUPPY'S HAIR.

IT'S GOING TO TAKE
QUITE A WHILE

THANKS TO
TRIGGER-FINGERS MCGEE.

- DUDLEY, TODAY MAY BE
YOUR LAST DAY,

SO I'M GONNA MAKE IT
THE BEST DAY OF OUR LIFE.

WE CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT!

- THAT'S OKAY, KIT--
WAIT.

DID YOU SAY, "ANYTHING"?

I DO HAVE A LIST OF THINGS
THAT NO ONE ELSE

WOULD EVER DO WITH ME...
MAINLY BECAUSE

NO ONE CAN READ
MY HANDWRITING.

- YOU GOT IT!

LET'S GO HAVE FUN!
[sobs]

- WELL, CHAMELEON, I HAVE
A NEWFOUND RESPECT FOR YOU.

WHEN THIS WHOLE JAIL THING
IS OVER,

WOULD YOU CARE TO ENGAGE
IN A PREPLANNED

SOCIAL ACTIVITY WITH US?

- YEAH, HANGING OUT WITH THE GUY
WHO POISONED AGENT PUPPY

WOULD REALLY UP
MY EVIL STREET CRED.

- OOH!
OH, I AM SO EXCITED.

PREPLANNED SOCIAL ACTIVITY
WITH MY NEW FRIENDS,

HERE I COME!

[laughs]

- WHOA. WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT
ALL THE TIME?

- WELL, BECAUSE UNTIL NOW,
BEING LOCKED IN THE HOLDING CELL

WAS THE ONLY WAY YOU'D
HANG OUT WITH ME.

NOW WE CAN DO EVERYTHING ON MY

"WHAT I'D DO IF I HAD FRIENDS"
LIST.

- "SHARE POPCORN AT THE MOVIES.

"GET MATCHING T-SHIRTS.

"RELEASE A CHEMICAL
INTO THE WATER SUPPLY

THAT WILL TURN EVERYONE
INTO BUGS THAT WE SHALL EAT"?

- OH, COME ON,
IT'LL BE GREAT.

- I'M IMPRESSED, BUDDY.

- [gasps]
YOU VOLUNTARILY TOUCHED ME

IN AN AFFECTIONATE WAY!

- THANK YOU, KITTY!

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO BE THE KING

OF MY OWN ICE CREAM CASTLE.

THIS IS AWESOME!

- I'M GLAD YOU'RE HAPPY, DUDLEY.

I ONLY HAD TO USE
MY ENTIRE WEEK'S PAYCHECK

TO BUY ALL THIS ICE CREAM.

[sobs]

- THERE'S THE MEAN LADY

WHO BOUGHT ALL THE ICE CREAM
IN TOWN!

GET HER!

[indistinct shouting]
- [screams]

- I'M SORRY, KITTY.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO ICE YOUR WELTS

WITH SOME RAINBOW SHERBET?

AT LEAST WHEN YOU LICK
YOUR WOUNDS, IT'LL TASTE GOOD.

- NO, DUDLEY.
IT COULD BE YOUR LAST DAY.

YOU SHOULD HAVE ALL
THE ICE CREAM TO YOURSELF.

ALSO, I WON'T BE ABLE
TO SWALLOW FOR A WHILE.

[sobs]

- KITTY, THANKS FOR SELLING
YOUR CAR TO BUY OUR WAY

INTO THIS UNDERGROUND
SUMO WRESTLING MATCH.

IT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM TO
FIGHT A GIANT HIPPO IN A DIAPER.

- YEAH, SOME PEOPLE JUST WANT
TO GO TO HAWAII.

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE UP FOR THIS
WITH THE POISON AND ALL?

- THE--THE WHAT?

OH, YES!
UH, YEAH, I AM...

FEELING SOME...
SLIGHT POISON PROBLEMS.

BUT, UH, I CAN TAKE HIM.

HE MAY BE BIG AND HAVE
A COOL DIAPER,

BUT I HAVE SPEED
AND A SUGAR RUSH

FROM EATING MY ICE CREAM CROWN.

[gong crashes]

- [grunts]

- WAIT.
WHERE'S KITTY?

DARN IT!
SHE MISSED MY GREAT MOVE.

- NO, I DIDN'T.

I'D CLAP BUT MY ARMS
ARE PINNED DOWN.

- ISN'T THIS GREAT?

THE THREE OF US BESTIES
HANGING OUT

IN OUR MATCHING PJs!

THEY'RE AN OUTWARD SIGN OF HOW
COMFORTABLE WE ARE AS FRIENDS.

- WHO'S COMFORTABLE?

THESE PJs ARE TOTALLY RIDING UP
MY BLUE BOTTOM.

- SUCK IT UP, BIRD BRAIN.

IT'S WORTH IT TO HANG OUT
WITH THE GUY

WHO POISONED AGENT PUPPY.

- YES, I DEFINITELY DID THAT...
WITH POISON.

SO, RANDOM QUESTION.

IF AGENT PUPPY
WAS ALIVE TOMORROW,

YOU GUYS WOULD STOP
BEING MY FRIENDS?

- OF COURSE WE'D STOP.

- DULY NOTED.

I'VE GOT TO GO GET RID
OF AGENT PUPPY FOR REAL.

I MEAN, GET US
FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS!

- WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO GO
IN THE FOUNTAIN AGAIN?

- TO COLLECT
ALL THE WISH PENNIES.

THEY'RE BETTER
THAN REGULAR PENNIES

'CAUSE EACH ONE COMES
WITH A WISH.

- DUDLEY, I'M NOT SURE
THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.

- SURE IT IS.
ONCE YOU GET THE PENNIES,

THE FOUNTAIN FAIRY
HAS TO GRANT MY WISH

THAT I WAS ACTUALLY POISONED
BUT MY SUPER STRONG BODY

FOUGHT IT OFF
AND YOU NEVER FOUND OUT

I LIED TO YOU
ABOUT BEING POISONED.

- WHAT?
- SORRY, KITTY.

I MEANT YOU SHOULD GET
THE WISH NICKELS TOO.

THEY'RE WORTH FIVE WISHES EACH.
- AAH!

- HEY, EVERYBODY!

THAT MEAN LADY
STOLE OUR WISHES!

GET HER!

[indistinct shouting]

[communicator chirps]

- AGENT PUPPY, GOOD NEWS.

IT TURNS OUT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
P-POISONED.

- SORRY! CAN'T HEAR YOU!
GOING THROUGH A TUNNEL!

- YOU KNOW I CAN SEE
YOU'RE IN THE MALL.

- NO, I'M NOT!

- SORRY I LET YOU DOWN, DUDLEY.

MY SUDDEN BUT NECESSARY
HOSPITALIZATION

GOT IN THE WAY
OF YOUR SPECIAL DAY.

- THAT'S OKAY.
THERE WILL BE MANY MORE--

I MEAN, I'M POISONED.

ANYWAY, KITTY, THIS HAS BEEN
THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

- AND THE WORST OF MINE.

BUT I'D DO IT ALL AGAIN
IF IT MEANT

SPENDING MORE TIME WITH YOU.

DUDLEY, YOU'RE NOT
JUST MY PARTNER,

YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.

[sobs]

CAN YOU DRY MY EYES?

THE LITTLE CHIPMUNK GIRL
DISLOCATED MY SHOULDERS.

- LISTEN, KITTY.

THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED
TO TELL YOU.

- YOU CAN TELL ME ANYTHING.

- REALLY?
YOU PROMISE NOT TO GET MAD?

- [sniffles]
MM-HMM.

- I WASN'T POISONED.

I JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU
TO BE MAD

BECAUSE I ATE YOUR CUPCAKES.

WHEW!
OKAY!

YEAH! FEELS GOOD TO GET THAT
OFF MY CHEST.

- DUDLEY, HOW COULD YOU?

AAH!

- YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T
GET MAD!

I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MAD!

- CUPCAKE DELIVERY
FOR AGENT PUPPY.

- YEAH!

MORE CUPCAKES FOR ME!
MM-HMM!

- YOU?
I'M THE ONE WHO'S INJURED!

- KITTY, YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU DID SO MUCH FOR ME
AFTER I TRICKED YOU,

I'M GONNA DO
THE RIGHT THING...

[sobs]
AND GIVE...

UNGH!
GI-GI-GI--

- GIVE THEM TO ME?
- YES! YES!

YOU CAN HAVE MY CUP--

[stammers]

YOU CAN HAVE MY COO--
AAH! AAH!

- CUPCAKES?
- YES, TAKE THEM!

JUST HERE!

THEY'RE YOURS!

[sobs hysterically]

- [grunts]

COULD YOU AT LEAST PUT THEM
A LITTLE CLOSER?

- NO!

- [laughs]
EXCELLENT.

SOON, AGENT PUPPY WILL EAT
THOSE POISON CUPCAKES

BUT I'LL GET TO KEEP
MY TWO BEST PALS.

NOW TO THE MALL KIOSK
FOR WACKY FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS

AND CRAZY KEEPSAKES
WE'LL CHERISH FOREVER!

- WAIT A MINUTE.

THEY SELL FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS
AT THE MALL?

ALSO, THE DELIVERY GUY
WAS THE CHAMELEON

AND HE POISONED
THOSE CUPCAKES!

I GOTTA SAVE KITTY!

KITTY! KITTY!
- [grunts]

- [grunts]

- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- OH, SURE I DO.

YOU COULDN'T EVEN LET ME
HAVE A CUPCAKE.

ARE YOU REALLY THAT SELFISH?

- LET ME EXPLAIN.

- THERE'S NOTHING TO EXPLAIN.

YOU WANT THE CUPCAKES
ALL FOR YOURSELF

AND IT'S JUST NOT HAPPENING.

THIS IS FOR
THE ICE CREAM CASTLE.

- [grunts]

- AND THIS IS FOR
THE SUMO WRESTLING.

- OW!

- AND THIS IS FOR
THE PENNY DIVING!

- AAH!

- YOU KNOW,
I REALLY HATE DOING THIS,

NOT BECAUSE IT HURTS YOU,
BUT BECAUSE MY SHOULDERS

ARE DISLOCATED!

- I KNOW YOU'RE
NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS,

BUT THE CHAMELEON POISONED
THESE CUPCAKES.

- OH, COME ON.

AT LEAST MAKE UP
A NEW LIE THIS TIME.

- IT'S NOT A LIE
AND I WILL PROVE IT TO YOU!

[munching]

DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.

[coughs, grunts]

- NICE TRY, DUDLEY.

[echoing]
DUDLEY?

- WHAT HAPPENED?

- YOU ATE A POISONED CUPCAKE
TO SAVE ME...

FOR REAL THIS TIME.

- LUCKILY YOU WERE
IN THE HOSPITAL,

SO THEY WERE ABLE
TO SAVE YOU.

BY THE WAY,
THANK YOU.

- SO YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME?

- WELL, I'M A LITTLE UPSET

BECAUSE I THOUGHT THIS WAS
A PRIVATE ROOM,

BUT IF THERE'S ANYONE
I HAVE TO SHARE

A HOSPITAL ROOM WITH,
I'M GLAD IT'S YOU.

- [gulps]

- DID YOU JUST EAT
MY "GET WELL SOON" CANDY?

- YES, BUT ONLY BECAUSE
IT WAS...POISONED.

- [grunts]

- TOOT-TOOT!

ALL ABOARD THE BRAID TRAIN!

- WELL, AT LEAST I'VE GOT HAIR.

- SORRY TO INTERRUPT
YOUR BRAID TRAIN, LADIES,

BUT THE CHAMELEON'S UNDER ARREST
FOR TRYING TO POISON ME.

- AND ME!

- NO, I WAS THE ONLY TARGET.

IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT YOU,
KITTY, OKAY?

- WAIT A MINUTE.

AGENT PUPPY,
YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?

- WHAT?

YOU MEAN WE'VE BEEN HANGING OUT
WITH THIS LOSER

FOR A WEEK FOR NOTHING?

- I THINK I'M READY TO GO TO
JAIL NOW FOR MY OWN PROTECTION.

- THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME,
LADIES.

AS YOU WERE.

THOSE WERE TWO VERY
UNATTRACTIVE WOMEN, KITTY.

- [laughs]

HE DIDN'T RECOGNIZE US.

WE'RE FREE!

- YES, BUT THERE'S ONE
SMALL SNAFU.

I ACCIDENTALLY SENT A BOMB
TO WHERE I AM AGAIN!

[beeps]

[explosion]

[lively spy music]

? ?

- THIS IS AMAZING, DUDLEY.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WON
A CONTEST

FOR A HAWAIIAN VACATION.

- I NEVER LOSE A CONTEST, KITTY.

I EITHER WIN THEM OR QUIT THEM
BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE WON.

- NUTS?
- YEAH.

SHE IS A LITTLE CRAZY,
BUT SHE'S MY PARTNER,

SO I BROUGHT HER WITH ME.

ALSO, DO YOU HAVE ANY
SALTY SNACKS?

YOU KNOW WHAT'S WEIRD, KITTY?

I DON'T REMEMBER ENTERING
THE CONTEST I WON.

I'D SAY IT'S
A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS,

BUT I REALLY WANNA GO
TO HAWAII!

- ME TOO.

A WEEK AWAY FROM CRIME
AND BAD GUYS SOUNDS AMAZING.

- WHAT'S UP, LOSERS?

- SNAPTRAP?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

- MR. SNUGGLETRAP WON
A CONTEST,

AND I WAS THRILLED HE PICKED ME
AS HIS PLUS-ONE.

- I LOVE YOU.

LET'S ROB A CONVENIENT STORE
TOGETHER.

- AWW, WHO'S A CUTE,
LITTLE FELON?

YOU ARE.
YES, YOU ARE.

- NUTS.
- NO, THANKS.

- NO, I MEANT YOU'RE CRAZY.

- DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE STAYING

AT THE ROYAL MACADAMIA UKULELE

HULA RESORT AND MOTOR LODGE.

- ALL RIGHT, I WON'T.

BUT I TOTALLY AM!

- LOOK, SNAPTRAP,
I WORKED REALLY HARD

TO WIN THIS CONTEST
I DON'T REMEMBER ENTERING,

AND THE LAST THING I NEED
IS FOR YOU TO RUIN MY VACATION.

- AND THE LAST THING I NEED
IS THIS TUNA-FLAVORED LIP GLOSS.

- GET YOUR HAND OUT
OF MY PURSE!

- LET'S JUST MAKE
A GENTLEMEN'S AGREEMENT

TO STAY OUT
OF EACH OTHER'S WAY.

- OKAY, BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO MAKE IT

WITH MR. SNUGGLETRAP
'CAUSE I'M NO GENTLEMAN.

- SNAPTRAP,
YOU'RE BLOCKING OUR SUN.

- SORRY.

MR. SNUGGLETRAP
HAS A FAIR COMPLEXION.

ALSO, IF IT'S TOO BRIGHT,
HE'LL GO BLIND

IN HIS LITTLE,
BLACK BUTTON EYES.

FORTUNATELY HIS TINY SUNGLASSES

CAME WITH HIS MALIBU FUN-SIZED
SWIM TRUNKS.

- WHOA!
- JUST KIDDING.

I STOLE IT FROM A TODDLER.

- LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, KITTY.

KITTY? HUH?

SHE JUST TOOK OFF
AND MADE A MESS.

THAT'S NORMALLY MY THING.

[sniffs]
UGH!

HER TUNA-FLAVORED LIP GLOSS
SMELLS LIKE A BEACHED WHALE.

NO, I'M WRONG.
IT'S THAT GUY.

- JUST TRYING TO GET A TAN,
BUDDY.

- ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT
FROZEN YOGURT?

YOU BET I CAN EAT IT ALL!

- NOT IF I EAT IT FIRST,
LOSER!

MR. SNUGGLETRAP, TAKE A PICTURE
OF ME EATING ALL THE FROYO.

LUCKILY HIS LITTLE CAMERA CAME

WITH HIS SNAZZY,
TROPICAL ENSEMBLE.

JUST KIDDING!

I STOLE IT FROM
A TINY PHOTOGRAPHER.

- I WAS HERE FIRST!
NO CUTSIES!

- I'LL GIVE YOU CUTSIES IF YOU
GET BETWEEN ME AND MY YOGURT.

WELL, IT'S A SPOON,
SO TECHNICALLY

IT'LL BE "SCOOPSIES."

[both grunting]

- WILL A MR. VERMINIOUS SNAPTRAP

AND ONE DUDLEY PUPPY
PLEASE REPORT

TO THE ALOHA CONFERENCE ROOM?

- JUAN DUDLEY PUPPY?

THAT'S MY COUSIN
FROM BARCELONA!

HE MUST HAVE WON A CONTEST
THAT HE DIDN'T ENTER TOO.

- I WONDER WHAT THEY WANT
WITH ME.

EITHER I WON A RAFFLE
FOR A FREE HULA LESSON

OR THEY FOUND OUT I TRIED
TO ROUGH UP

THAT SNOT-NOSED KID
IN THE SURF SHOP.

A FOOT DOCTOR CONFERENCE?

WHO'D LET A FOOT BE A DOCTOR?

- WHO CARES?

THERE'S BUNION CREAM
AND A LUKEWARM FRUIT TRAY!

WHOEVER CALLED THIS MEETING
REALLY KNOWS

HOW TO THROW A PARTY.

- IT WAS ME!

both: AAH!
THE WEASEL!

HE'S EVIL!

[screaming]

- STOP!

YOU'VE BEEN SCREAMING
FOR TEN MINUTES,

WHICH ONLY LEAVES ME FIVE
TO TELL YOU MY EVIL PLAN

BEFORE THE TIME-SHARE CONFERENCE
KICKS ME OUT.

- WE CAN'T HELP IT.

YOU'RE THE MOST DIABOLICAL
VILLAIN IN PETROPOLIS,

AND WE KNOW THAT YOU HATE US!

- OF COURSE I DO.

YOU MORONS PUT ME IN JAIL...
TWICE!

- ONLY BECAUSE YOU TRIED
TO ANNIHILATE US...TWICE!

WHAT DO YOU WANT, WEASEL?

- REVENGE!

I FAKED THE CONTEST
TO GET YOU HERE,

KIDNAPPED AGENT KATSWELL AND
YOUR PRECIOUS MR. SNUGGLETRAP,

AND TIED THEM UP IN A CAVE
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ISLAND.

- OH, NO! KITTY!

- WHO CARES ABOUT HER?

LOOK AT POOR MR. SNUGGLETRAP!

YOUR ROPES ARE SO TIGHT,

HIS LITTLE, BLACK BUTTON EYES
ARE BULGING!

- THE ONLY WAY TO GET
TO YOUR FRIENDS

IS TO GO THROUGH THE JUNGLE
WHICH I'VE RIGGED

WITH LETHAL BOOBY TRAPS.

YOU NUMBSKULLS HAVE UNTIL
HIGH TIDE TO SAVE THEM

OR THEY'LL BE SLEEPING
WITH THE FISHES!

- MY SKULL IS NUMB,
BUT THAT COULD BE

FROM ALL THE FROYO.

ALSO, WHEN'S HIGH TIDE?

- IT'S IN THREE HOURS!
WEASEL, OUT!

- THREE HOURS?
THERE'S NO TIME TO WASTE!

- WE CAN'T LET ANYTHING
DISTRACT US!

THIS YOGURT MACHINE
TOTALLY DISTRACTED US.

- WE'RE WASTING TIME
WITH THESE CUPS.

WE SHOULD JUST TAKE
THE WHOLE MACHINE.

- THAT'S GENIUS!

LET'S FLY LIKE THE WIND!

[both grunting]

WHEW!
I AM TOTALLY WINDED.

ALSO, I'M BREAKING A LOT
OF WIND.

YOGURT GIVES ME TRUMPET BUTT.
[flatulence]

- I THOUGHT THAT SMELL
WAS COMING

FROM THAT BEACHED WHALE
OVER THERE.

- JUST TRYING TO GET A TAN,
BUDDY.

- ANYWAY, LET'S GET BACK
TO WHAT'S IMPORTANT HERE:

EATING YOGURT.

- LOOK AT US GETTING ALONG.

BUT I CAN'T HELP FEELING LIKE
THERE'S A TIME-SENSITIVE MATTER

WE'RE FORGETTING.

- KITTY AND MR. SNUGGLETRAP!

THEY WOULD REALLY LIKE
THIS YOGURT.

NOW, WAIT, KITTY LIKES CAKE.

NO, WAIT!
THEY'RE IN DANGER!

NOW THERE'S REALLY NO TIME
TO WASTE!

- I HATE TO SAY IT,
BUT THIS FROYO MACHINE

IS REALLY WEIGHING US DOWN.

THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO.

- HI, WE'D LIKE
TO RENT A GOLF CART, PLEASE,

ONE WITH A LARGE BACKSEAT
FOR OUR FROYO MACHINE.

- OKAY, YOU CAN RENT
THE PINK CART NOW

OR WAIT 20 MINUTES
FOR THE BLACK ONE

WITH FLAMES ON THE SIDE.

both: WE'LL WAIT.

- GREAT.
I'M STUCK IN A CAVE

WITH SNAPTRAP'S STUPID DOLL.

- IF YOU WANNA CUDDLE,

I'LL SMOTHER YOU
WITH A SNUGGLE...AND A PILLOW.

- WOW, SOMEONE HAS
A LITTLE, BLACK HEART

TO MATCH HIS LITTLE,
BLACK BUTTON EYES.

- ACCORDING TO THIS MAP,
THE CAVE IS THREE MILES AWAY,

TEN IF WE TAKE A QUICK DETOUR

AND GO HORSEBACK RIDING
ON THE BEACH.

WHAT DO YOU SAY?
- NO!

WE HAVE TO SAVE OUR FRIENDS.

BESIDES, WE ALREADY BURNED
A HALF HOUR

AT THE HOTEL LUAU.

- I SHARED A JAIL CELL
WITH A GUY NAMED LOU OW.

IF YOU ASKED HIM HOW
HE GOT HIS NAME,

HE'D SHOW YOU WITH A PAIR
OF RUSTY SHEARS.

COINCIDENTALLY,
I ALSO SHARED A JAIL CELL

WITH A GUY NAMED RUSTY SHEARS.
- [gasps]

- I TAKE IT BY THE LOOK
OF HORROR ON YOUR FACE,

YOU'VE MET RUSTY.

- NO!
IT'S THE WEASEL!

- AAH!

I'M ALLERGIC TO QUICKSAND!

WHEN IT GETS INTO MY LUNGS,
I'M NO LONGER ALIVE!

- I HAVE THAT ALLERGY TOO!

[both scream]

- WOW!
YOU SAVED ME.

I'M TOUCHED.

- NO, I SAVED
THE FROZEN YOGURT MACHINE.

YOU JUST HAPPENED TO BE
CLINGING TO IT AND WEEPING.

- OH, LOOK AT THAT.

WE SOILED OUR GRASS SKIRTS

OVER A CARDBOARD CUTOUT
OF THE WEASEL.

THAT CRAFTY MARMOSET.

- I'M PRETTY SURE
THE WEASEL'S A WEASEL.

- OHH!

HIS NAME MAKES SENSE TO ME NOW.

- LET'S KEEP GOING
AND TRY NOT TO FALL

FOR ANOTHER WEASEL DECOY.

[both scream]

both: DEFINITELY THE WEASEL!

- [whispers]
A TIGER TRAP.

GOOD THING OUR CRASH
DIDN'T WAKE THEM UP.

- WHAT?
SPEAK UP!

I HAVE YOGURT IN MY EARS!

[tigers growling]

- FROM EVERYTHING I'VE READ
ABOUT TIGERS, WHICH IS NOTHING,

WE CAN DISTRACT THEM
WITH FROYO.

[screams]

- OH, NO, YOU DON'T!

NOW, HOLD ON.

I'M GONNA USE THAT TIGER'S BUTT
AS A RAMP

TO GET US OUT OF THIS PIT.

- FROM NOW ON,
WE GOTTA STOP PANICKING

WHEN WE SEE THE WEASEL.

- YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE GOTTA REMEMBER,

HE'S JUST A REGULAR GUY IN
A LEI, HOLDING A COCONUT DRINK.

- HOW DO YOU KNOW
HE'S WEARING A LEI

AND HOLDING A COCONUT DRINK?

- 'CAUSE HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE.

[both scream]

- WHEW!

OH, MAN!

YOU GOT US.

WE THOUGHT YOU WERE THE WEASEL.

- NO, I'M JUST A FOOT DOCTOR

ON MY WAY TO A COSTUME PARTY.

- SPARE ME YOUR LIFE STORY.

WE GOTTA HURRY
TO SAVE OUR FRIENDS.

WAIT.

DID YOU SAY,
"COSTUME PARTY"?

- AND THE WINNERS
OF THE COSTUME CONTEST ARE...

THE THREE MUSKETEERS.

- YES!
WE WON!

HEY, BY THE WAY, WHERE'D YOU GET
THE MUSKETEER COSTUMES?

- FROM THREE UNLUCKY
FOOT DOCTORS

WHO HAPPENED TO BE IN THE WRONG
PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME.

- SECOND PLACE GOES TO THE
THREE GUYS DRESSED AS HOSTAGES.

- SPEAKING OF HOSTAGES, WE
SHOULD REALLY SAVE OUR FRIENDS.

- WHAT FRIENDS?
OH, RIGHT!

[crash]

WE'RE HERE!

HURRY!
IT'S HIGH TIDE.

- OH, NO.
THE TIDE'S COMING IN FAST.

- TURN YOUR FROWN UPSIDE DOWN
BY LOOTING AN ELECTRONICS STORE.

- ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,
THE INCOMING TIDE

WILL SHORT OUT YOUR VOICE BOX.

- KITTY,
WE'RE HERE TO RESCUE YOU!

- IT'S NO USE, DUDLEY.

THE WEASEL RIGGED A BOMB
TO A WEIGHTED PLATFORM.

IF WE MOVE,
THE BOMB WILL EXPLODE.

ARE YOU GUYS DRESSED
AS MUSKETEERS?

- YES!

WE WON A COSTUME CONTEST
WITH A FROYO MACHINE!

- THAT'S IT!
THE FROYO MACHINE!

IT WEIGHS AS MUCH AS KITTY AND
MR. SNUGGLETRAP PUT TOGETHER.

WE CAN SWITCH IT WITH THEM

AND KEEP THE EXPLOSIVE
FROM DETONATING.

- OH, THIS IS TERRIBLE.

EITHER WAY,
I LOSE SOMETHING I LOVE!

- [chuckles]
YOU LOVE KITTY?

DID YOU HEAR THAT, KITTY?

I KNOW IT'S SNAPTRAP, BUT IT'S
BETTER THAN DYING ALONE.

- I'M GONNA DIE ALONE NOW
IF YOU DON'T SAVE ME!

DUDLEY, YOU SAVED ME!

- MR. SNUGGLETRAP,
YOU'RE OKAY!

[gasps]
WHAT'S THIS?

A HOLE IN YOUR SNAZZY,
TROPICAL ENSEMBLE?

THE WEASEL TORE IT.

THAT TEARS IT!

LET'S GET
THAT FIENDISH FERRET!

- STILL PRETTY SURE THE WEASEL'S
JUST A WEASEL.

- OH, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
WE WENT OVER THIS.

- FINALLY, I'M RID
OF THOSE MORONS.

I WAS GONNA CELEBRATE
WITH A LITTLE FROYO,

BUT THE MACHINE
HAS MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED.

- YOU'RE ABOUT
TO MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEAR!

JUST KIDDING.

THESE LOSERS ARE GONNA
TAKE YOU TO JAIL.

[indistinct shouting]

- COME ON.

WE'VE GOTTA TAKE HIM BACK
TO T.U.F.F.

THERE'S NO TIME TO WASTE.

- OH, KITTY, IF THERE'S
ONE LESSON TO LEARN FROM TODAY

IT'S THAT YOGURT GIVES SNAPTRAP
TRUMPET BUTT.

[flatulence]

ALSO, THERE'S ALWAYS TIME
TO WASTE.

[lively tropical music]

? ?

- THE SUN WILL COME OUT
TOMORROW...

UNLESS I BLOW IT UP.

- OKAY, NOW YOU'RE STARTING
TO SCARE ME.