Swamp Ape (2017) - full transcript
A group of college researchers go camping deep into the Florida Everglades .While entering forbidden Native American territory against being advised not to, the group encounters the Swamp Ape.
Truck's that way Jasper
No! no! there is where it gets good
Let's go!
Can't we carry anything else?
C'mon you wimp, you are not gonna hold
Let's go!
Where is he?
The water
Down by the water!
What is the DOG doing
What the hell
No!
No!
Fuck! shoot him! shoot him!
Oh no!
Ah!
What the hell happened
What did this to him?
whatever it was, it killed him
No, ahhh!!
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
SWAMP APE
Damn! that was a nice fight
I think you are ready for this weekend
Thanks man!
i think you are right
Another game?
You are on!
Oh man!
I gotta go, um.. Sorry guys
Aww! come on man
Yo! Professor
Sir i...
Just have a seat Troy.
And that is why I want to see both of you
you on this expedition.
then how about we get these forms signed?
Let me think about it
We're shipping out first thing Lilly
So don't take too long!
You're going to fail
Yeah
please don't sugar coat it
But being the great Professor that I am
I am going to give you one last chance
I'm heading a expedition this weekend
from a grant I earned
I am seeking eager volunteers
I can't the weekend, there's volleyball final
if you want to graduate
consider yourself a volunteer!
This is championship game Professor
they need me!
Look it's no secret, the people are
talking you being the Head Coach this year
If you want that to happen
You are gonna have to graduate
Have it to me by the end of the day
All right that looks like all of us
Hand me your forms as you enter the Bus
Okay
Glad you decided to join us Lilly
Is it true that Theo Grayson is gonna be
our GUIDE
Yes, he will
He is a former student of mine
How do you know him?
She wants to bang him
Shut up
No I don't
I'm so glad you've chosen brain over brawn
There might be hope for you young man
The game's Sunday morning
Do you think we can get out by then?
That's entirely up to you as a group
Okay, umm... Professor Stein
According to the GPS, we're gonna be making a right
and 0.7 miles
right after the other right
Hey everyone,i made cup cakes.
Who wants one
I want one of those
Thank you
Are they low fat?
Umm.. i don't know
i made them from the box
Whatever its a cheat day
Its pretty good
How about you Professor Stein?
No thanks, i am on a diet
Watching my figure, so to speak.
How's that working out for you?
Good
Professor Stein, What's your first name?
Richard.
So your name's Dick
Richard, and that's Professor to you
You know what
I will have that cup cake now
So much for a diet
Where are the cup cakes
Wendy's got them
Dibs
Ugh.....
That's so greedy
Hey, Dibs on Anna Marie
That's all you man.
Ooh, is that a bong?
Yeah, you smoke?
All the time. I do a lot of pot
Mostly on the weekends
Really? This is one of those vape bongs
Is it?
Here, try it
No, don't do it, don't listen to him
shh.
Ugh.. it's greasy
Just pump it
What the hell is this?
Eeww... you jerk! Ugh!
All right, we are here.
Everyone out.
Get everything you need
It's wilderness from here on out.
Thank you sir
Hey Chief!
Where are the restrooms at?
Back in the store
Ooh shark week, sucks for you
I know
Umm.. i was wondering do you think any of the guys are hot, like Troy?
I don't know, Troy is cute but he is a Ken doll and i....
Aaahh!!!
Who buys this crap huh?
Check it out guys
It's a... Big Foot
It's a Skunk Ape these thing are been around for centuries
Long before the Native Americans were even here
You need to get laid, Urkle
You sound like a dork
Hey man, don't listen to him
He's trying to pick a fight you know..
Whatever
I hope you don't plan on camping around here this weekend.
Yes, we’re here for the pollution study.
That's important work.
But there is no camping this weekend
All the local tribes gather for The Blood Moon ceremonies
So the reservation are off limits
My name is Richard Stein
and this piece of paper here says that we have state clearance to be here.
As you can see that's a state property.
Come minions!
Your teacher is kind of a Dick
Pretty much
Yeah.. Agreed
It's a dangerous time right now
tread carefully
how much for the....
20 dollars
Hey Richard, how's it going?
Where were you? we have been waiting for hours
Eh, I just came down from shuttling your guide over to the camp
Okay? I didn’t think you’d be here so soon.
Class, this is Ranger Steve
He is gonna let us stay here overnight and use the park facilities
Hey guys
I’ll be at the station all weekend while y’all are here, okay?
Ready to go?
Yes!
Yeah, I’d so let him do me
Mmm...I would just eat him up like dutch apple
Uh, I would totally hit that too.
I would let him patrol my wetland
Right? i would let him explore my marsh
heh, yest? I’d let him motorboat through my swampy Netherlands
Eww...
Let's go
Ready to go?
We sure are. Everybody load your gear on the boat. We’re getting ready head out.
Wait a minute.. we are taking a boat there?
Yes sweetheart, most of the year the camp is surrounded by water
Nobody told me anything, i didn't even know we are camping on an island
I didn't think it matter how we go to camp.
No, uh-uh, I need civilization.
Look, we’ve arranged to have a wilderness guide stay with us for safety sake
Ooh so that’s comforting
Hey Sweetheart, you are gonna be fine okay?
I am gonna be at station all weekend
Get on the boat, Com'on!
Here we are!
Boy’s Cabin on the left, Girls on the right.
Ah! Are you kidding me?
Awe, does Princess need her castle
You got the data lab down the road. You’ll have full access
You know.. this place isn't that bad
Yeah, this is awesome
i guess.
Also you will have a trailer guy, his name is THEO
He is a volunteer at the park
All right everyone
let's go set up our bunks
Boys, i want you to gather some fire woods when you are done setting up.
So we can have a fire tonight
All right
I’ll be at the boathouse by the docks
Wait a minute, i don't have signals here
I don't have either
Shit.
Me neither
Guys... guys my phone works
All right
There is a radio in the data lab. if you have an emergency, you contact me
If not, Theo can help you out anything you need okay?
All right.
All right. Let's go
Thanks Ranger Steve.
All right, Take care.
Nice
Yeah
Hey that guy Theo smells like BO!
Well, One of us got to share a bunk. No homo.
I’m going to check on the girls.
Ooh Shit
let me be at the bottom
Uh, Carl said he already wanted to share a bunk with me.
He asked you to share a bunk with you?
Yeah
What are you guys? Gay?
No, i just got dibs
It's not happening, All right?
I got dibs. All right
Ooh you little crazy asshole, don't talk about shit.
What the hell do you think you are doing man
Woo! you got some issues huh?
You want a fucking pizza
Hey!
You are hurting me!
It hurts
Get off me!
Chill out dude, just calm down!
you want to find yourself sleeping in a room full of enemies tonight
Relax, We are joking right Carl?
All right. I will see you guys outside
Its alright
Here.
Thanks
You should get the top bunk
Thanks for having my back man
You got it.
Left his toothbrush
Aah! You touched my hand
Ooh hell yeah, i am jumping in
How about you ladies
Aah...uhh
No way, i am not going in there
I don't want parasites going up my... you know what
There's gators all in there.
Gators? I bench 280, you think i give a fuck about a gator
Besides it's hot as balls, you ladies can use a tan
Wasup Troy, i know you are not a pussy
Wanna go for a swim?
Yeah, actually the water looks pretty good
i could definitely go for a swim
Carl, How about you?
Dude no way!
Your loss
I guess we could get a tan, right?
I could do that
Eeww.. ugh... What's that smell?
You just took your shirt off
Did you bring a towel?
Yeah it's over there
Yeah! it feels pretty good
feels great
Carl you sure you don't want to come in?
Guys?
Positive.
Alright, you're missing out
No i'm not
Ladies!?
I like to eat food not be food
Come for a swim
No..
Come on!
What about you Carl?
I think you need to man up
No!
Come for a swim
No no come on man!
Yeah!!
No! No!
Put him down man
It's not cool!
No no no no no
Alright, you want me to put him down
no please!
Should i put him down?
please no
Mack! He can't swim!
Noo!
Guys he is drowning!
I can't...
Where did he go?
Carl!
Carl!
Oh my...
Pull him up!
What happened?
Something...
something pulled me under
What?
You are an asshole Mack
I was just trying to have a little fun
Hey! you almost killed him
Hey don't fucking touch me twink
That doesn't seem to stop you
Hey, i told him not to touch me
Hey! what the hell is going on here
You all had tasks to do
Mack threw Carl into the water and almost drowned him like an idiot
Bullshit! i was just playing around
Bullshit?
You guys have no business going into that water. There are gators in there.
I had my phone in my pocket man.
You have ruined it
It was the only one that even worked out here
I am sorry Carl, i was just fucking around man
Look i'll get paid on Friday, I will buy you a new phone okay?
look you gotta collect the fire wood from now on
Go!
Okay seriously, what was that?
i heard it what was that?
Its probably a wild boar
Come on
You think that was a hog?
Could have been a boar, bear, gator
i don't know anything
Panther
You want me to go and collect fire wood?
when there's panthers and bears out there all by myself
No man use the buddy system like i told you
Now shake hands and go
Seriously?
Come on!
Fine
You all good?
Yeah
Alright
Come on let's go
Hey, back in river today
I didn't expect all that shit to happen
You got to understand
Last thing i thought i'd be doing this weekend is hanging out with science club
But Professor Stein you know he called me in and gave me an ultimatum
Here i am
Yeah i know
Professor Stein gave me an ultimatum too
and he knows that today's the most
important game of my life and he still made me come here
It's the qualifier for the state finals which are tomorrow
I just hope my team can pull it off you know
They will man
I'm gonna go to that meeting
you coming?
Yeah.. i will be there in a minute
I am gonna wait for the rain
little bit
Alright bro
Glad you finally decided to join our mandatory meeting
you okay?
Yeah i am fine
you better not be high on dope either.
Well listen, that's a nest.
We found that around here last week
Really? cause this is the same type of nest that a gorilla would make
And a deer.
Look i am sorry. As a man of science
if you are implying that whole Big foot Legend
then you are being ridiculous
Professor take a look at this
Its a sample
Hair
It's primate hair
You see Professor i found one of those
in those "deer-nest" last week
As a man of science i look to find a truth
and the unknown..
That's enough
Let's not forget what we came here for
Look we'll start collecting samples first thing in the morning
Hopefully we're out of here by six or seven o'clock
Yes!
This place is kind of creepy at night
Don't you think?
Yeah. i feel like an Alligator is gonna come out of the bushes and
just drag us into the river or something crazy
Hey Theo
What was that...
Skunk ape stuff you and Professor were talking about when i went into the lab
Swamp apes
Swamp apes
That's what they call technically because they are not related to skunks
They have this horrible stench
You can always smell them because you see them
Have you ever seen one?
yeah
Once when i was six
Just once
Seriously?
Oh yeah.
It was at my house in the suburbs
just about a mile from here
Me and friend were playing in the backyard close to the woods
We looked up and there it was
staring right at us
Just a few yards away
It looked like this huge
Orangutan on two feet
With his piercing eyes
Then we heard this horrible crying sound come from the woods
And boom, took off, Gone!
Never saw it again
Told our parents
ofcourse nobody believed us
Thanks Theo.
Now i won't be able to sleep tonight
I will tell you what
Sometimes..when i am out here in the woods alone
Rubbing one out
i could still see it's eyes
Looking at me through the trees
Will you shut the hell up?
You are freaking me out!
Did you guys hear that?
Shut up...!!
i'm serious, i hear something
Oh my god
Shh..
You douche bag..
You are so gross
You guys smell that skunk ape?
Oh my God!
You wish if it smell that good
What?
Get outta here
Get out of here
Go... raccoon
Don't worry about them raccoons
Don't worry about Panthers either
I was just fucking with you all
Alright well..
See you bright and early tomorrow
Good night
You know what
i think those girls are going to stay up all night, scared of some farting apes.
Probably
Hey, let's go scare them
Yeah... but how though?
I don't know.. let's go over there, bang on the walls, making ape noises or something... you know
YO!
Cool let’s start ...monkeying around.
Alright
Ooh wait a minute
They are getting undressed
What? Guys i can't see anything
Come on lift me up or something please
Come on... let me see
Lift me up or something
Woah
Are they gonna get naked or what?
Dude i am finally gonna get to see boobs
Oh man
Com'on do something
Oh shit she's taking off the bra!
Guys i can't see
Help her out, help her out
Aaaahh.....Ughh!!!
Get out of the way!
Move!
Come on!
It's best part.. move!
She moves.. She moves
Aaahh! Man!
Let's do what we came here for
Alright. you bang on the window.
I will bang on the door, give me a count 1 2 3 go for it.
Tell us when you are ready
You ready?
Ready one two three!
Lets go! go!
You fucking assholes!
Aah! you bitch i think we have been hanging out too much, i think i am getting my periods too
It's not my fault
Aah!
You guys are late
Now listen up we got a work to do
Theo is gonna take you out and get samples from the study area
Is it far?
Not too far but we got a couple different
places to go though
It's gonna take all day
You are in for a big hike
Wait you are not coming with us?
I am too old for hiking
too out of shape
Alright did anybody packed Lunch?
I took care of it
Alright let's go!
Ants are biting me everywhere
Remember it guys, be sure to drink plenty of water at all times
We're in a wild here, keep a look out for rattlesnakes, spiders, poison ivy ehh.. ?
even quicksand
Quicksand?
I am serious and of-course the obvious gators
As far as samples go.
Scoop a little water off at the top here
and put it in here.
Be sure to label it with time, date and location
and do the same thing for the soil and the mud
Alright guys we're gonna split up right here.
Alright?
So umm... Troy Lilly you guys come with me
We will take east trail right there
And umm.. Mack, Anna Marie, Carl and Wendy
You guys take this north trail right here
Alright guys protect these ladies
I don't want to see them alone anywhere.. Okay?
Woa!
Alright. What time?
Two o'clock
Alright so who brought lunch?
I brought lunch for everybody.. sandwiches
you got turkey?
Of course
Alright great. You could just leave it right here
We will come back and get it
Okay
Alright let's go!
Alright mark this bad boy
Good idea
How about right over there
Seems like a good spot yeah!
Thanks
That was good right?
Yeah...
Should be good enough
Alright here you go Lilly
Thanks
So what about Anna Marie's doing right now
you know i bet she's off hanging...
Who cares?
I am sorry but you can't ride her coattails all the time
I mean she's not like a good role model.. you know
Yeah .. but she's my best friend
And she's beautiful
She's a.... She's not my type
Well.. what is your type?
Umm...
Have you guys seen Theo man
i mean its like so many mosquitos, i need the bud spray
Its something ridiculous out here
I am gotten eaten alive over here
There's gonna be nothing left in me
yeah yeah me too
God knows there's a lot in me
Let's go look for samples
Yeah
Oh my god this is so disgusting
Theo!
I am hungry..
I have to pee
Alright go pee.
Here you can use my wipes
Okay
Yooo..
Hey
Hey...
Wow.. hey how long this is been here?
About a month
I leave food out here all the time
I guess you guys found out about my research study
Whatever's taking it
It is big
and smart enough to not get caught
How the hell did you get this back here?
piece by piece my friend.
There's blood all over the bottom of the cage
I know...
This is supposed to be a non-fatal trap
i got to see the footage from last night and
see what we got
Is that a camera?
yeah.
Alright get in. Everyone see?
Wow...
Is that...
I can't believe it
Let's go come on!
Let's go get it.
What?
This is so nasty!
Mack are you watching me?
Anna Marie?
I wanna go home..
There was a raccoon just staring at me
Hmm.. you smell good
There they are
let's get some food i am hungry
The cooler should be right ahead with the sandwiches
i made umm....
Did somebody move the cooler?
i got to swear i put it right here
It's gone guys.. it's disappeared
Ooh i was really looking forward to that sandwich
Does anyone have any food they could share?
Wendy does.. she always has food.
No i don't ... Anna!
It’s all at camp.
Umm.. alright guys let's just hike back
the best we could do is have an early dinner alright?
Alright.
Alright guys we are almost there
Come on!
Wait wait wait
We are missing somebody
Who is it?
Wendy...
Where the hell is she?
Wendy!
Missing? how could you miss her?
Right.. yeah.. you are funny
Now seriously where is she?
Alright we gotta go back!
Wait but what if she goes back to camp and
we are out looking for her?
Me and Anna Marie would go back to get her
We are?
yeah.
Alright... Yeah
meet us back at camp, come on!
Okay.
Alright we will be back
Wha.. What's happening?
Wendy's missing Professor
It's always about a girl
You ain't lying Chief
Now i spend my time here with Alvin
Good company.. Quiet
Station come in.. this is Theo
I am at research camp
Go for station, Steve.
Steve.. one of our student went missing.
We last saw her on the northen trail
Description
yeah, she's college age, African-American
and uh....
Thick!
Yeah.
Copy that.
I wasn't going to pick you guys up for another hour or so but uh.. let me rush over there ASAP
Copy that. Thanks.
Gotta go
Later on boss man.
Now Troy.. i really need to make sure you get everybody at camp safe..
I gotta take care of something alright?
Okay you got it.
Wendy?
Wendy?
You know Wendy is back at camp
This is me and you out here
Heyy!!
I can take care of that
What?
No.. nothing
What is it?
I just thought there was.. more!
Ooh
Okay babe come here
Aah! ooh shit
Over here.
Okay now what was it?
i don't know
It's close... shhh.. shhh..
Wendy...
Shhh...
Noo...
I am stuck..
You got to pull yourself out
Holy Fuck!
I am sinking... Mack
Shit!
Come on! come on Steve
Troy... did Mack come back here with the others?
No, they didn't come back yet.
Steve shoud have been here by now
Anna... Anna Marie!
Steve!
Steve what are you doing?
Steve!
Holy shit.
Emergency! emergency help!
Ranger Steve is down!
Shit!
Woah ooh! It's me!
Where were you?
Where is Wendy?
uhh... the thing.. killed her... and uh..
What thing?
Here clear yourself up. I'll be back in a minute
You are gonna be alright.
No...
Guys don't run! whatever you do don't run!
Lilly go back into the cabin slowly
slowly..
Aaaaahh!
Carl.. Carl
Give me that
Push down on that
You will be alright
That was my jerkoff arm.
This is your fault, you involved my students
in your freak project
and now..
I didn't think this was gonna happen until..
Until what? you knew that thing was out there
I didn't.. i didn't know for sure.
and i didn't think it would hurt anybody
What happened to Anna Marie and Wendy?
Anna Marie is dead.. fucking thing killed her
It killed Wendy too
by the way Ranger Steve is dead too
His body washed up on the beach earlier
It's not my fucking fault
We are getting off this Island now
We can't get out of here without a boat
Look there's a sand bar alright, we can cross to mainland that way during low tide
It's.. Its gonna take about an hour
An hour?
Hour?
What choice do we have?
Carl is badly injured, he can't walk for an hour
We're gonna have to leave Carl
What?
Alone? but that.. that thing out there?
No..No way!
Just go guys.. just go
Just hide me in the cabin or something alright?
I'm only gonna slow you down.
That will help with the pain... Here you go buddy
Thanks
lay back.. lay back
Hey Carl.. here i brought you some Cheetos
they will give you strength
Aah.. i don't think cheetos are gonna...
Shh... save your strength
I think you're very very brave for staying here Carl
I am brave as long as you come back
Okay?
Man these are good.
Hmm.. go
Just go!
Get out of here.. go!
I don't think they are coming back
Damn.. my batteries are dead
don't worry. we will share mine.
Thanks
Sorry.
Help me.... help me
Mack! Theo!
Lilly!
Anna Marie.. oh my God!
i thought you were dead
How long have you been in here?
i don't know
oh my God are you okay? Did you get hurt?
No
Are you? oh my god
Is he gonna fucking...
This is all your fault
because you have fucking period!
It's not my fault Anna Marie
Oh my god we have to get out of here
i don't know what to do i really wanna get out
wait wait
What?
This place looks familiar
Hey guys there's one of my tree mark
It's over there
My stuff.. Ooh man there is where me and
Anna Marie. We were gonna.. and then that
the beast...
Nah.. i didn't even save her man.
He threw me like a little bitch
It's not your fault
This means we are closer to the sand bar.
Now i don't see any signs of Lilly or the other girl
Well then we keep making our way off the island
If we can't find her, the authorities will find her.
That's their Job
Scew you man we are not leaving without her
Hey!
Hey hey save it man
Cause we are gonna kill that mother freaky
monkey fucker
yeah
GO!
He's gonna eat us
No.. no
what is that..
No!!
No!!
Hey what was that? that came from over there
It's Ana Marie she's alive. Lets go!
Ana Marie
Lilly.. you okay?
Where's Anna Marie?
He killed her... he's just uhh..
i don't know where she is
Anna!
You!
Mack! what is he doing?
Close the door Troy.. it's already over
Mack get your ass out of there
Mack! Mack!
Lets go out of here... let's go!
Aah! aah!
We have to cross.
No no there's turds in the punch bowl.
i guess we have to find another way across.
Come on!
Look
There's a boat
Let's use it
Oh my god
Wait what about Carl?
What about him?
We can't just leave him here
I will go back and get him
by yourself?
It's fine i think He's locked in the cage
I will be okay
I will be back
Hurry up, five minutes!
Woah!
Look there's Troy
Get in the boat, that thing is coming
Come on let's go
Come on!
Carl's dead?
Theo!
Come back!
Aa...
Theo!
Look the airboat station
We got to get out
Swim... swim fast
Troy
Lilly!
Troy uhh... aah!
Troy
Come on where is the van?
Come on! come on!
Shhh...
He's gonna get us.. we need to go now!
go go go
Oh my god
Do you see him?
i don't see him
Lets go fucking outta here
i think we made it
Come on Troy. we got to go
We got to go
Get out. Lets go!
You saved our lives
I did.
you okay?
I warned you of the danger and you paid me no heed
Now look what happened
It wasn't our fault we..
Of course it was your fault
And this youngling doesn’t need to speak to let me know you’ve physically assualted him as well
Theo just wanted to prove it existed
it was only a matter of time before his sneakiness destroyed everything
Your society is doing the same thing to the
Esti Capcaki species
that it’s been does to all other species
Pushing them out, Destroying there way of life
We are sorry
If you are truly sorry, you will help me lift this precious creature into the boat
Is he.. Is he still alive?
He's only knocked out
You are in no danger now anyway
The blood moon is over.
This was his time to find a mate.
and be free
Tell no one what happened here
Oh my gosh
No! no! there is where it gets good
Let's go!
Can't we carry anything else?
C'mon you wimp, you are not gonna hold
Let's go!
Where is he?
The water
Down by the water!
What is the DOG doing
What the hell
No!
No!
Fuck! shoot him! shoot him!
Oh no!
Ah!
What the hell happened
What did this to him?
whatever it was, it killed him
No, ahhh!!
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
SWAMP APE
Damn! that was a nice fight
I think you are ready for this weekend
Thanks man!
i think you are right
Another game?
You are on!
Oh man!
I gotta go, um.. Sorry guys
Aww! come on man
Yo! Professor
Sir i...
Just have a seat Troy.
And that is why I want to see both of you
you on this expedition.
then how about we get these forms signed?
Let me think about it
We're shipping out first thing Lilly
So don't take too long!
You're going to fail
Yeah
please don't sugar coat it
But being the great Professor that I am
I am going to give you one last chance
I'm heading a expedition this weekend
from a grant I earned
I am seeking eager volunteers
I can't the weekend, there's volleyball final
if you want to graduate
consider yourself a volunteer!
This is championship game Professor
they need me!
Look it's no secret, the people are
talking you being the Head Coach this year
If you want that to happen
You are gonna have to graduate
Have it to me by the end of the day
All right that looks like all of us
Hand me your forms as you enter the Bus
Okay
Glad you decided to join us Lilly
Is it true that Theo Grayson is gonna be
our GUIDE
Yes, he will
He is a former student of mine
How do you know him?
She wants to bang him
Shut up
No I don't
I'm so glad you've chosen brain over brawn
There might be hope for you young man
The game's Sunday morning
Do you think we can get out by then?
That's entirely up to you as a group
Okay, umm... Professor Stein
According to the GPS, we're gonna be making a right
and 0.7 miles
right after the other right
Hey everyone,i made cup cakes.
Who wants one
I want one of those
Thank you
Are they low fat?
Umm.. i don't know
i made them from the box
Whatever its a cheat day
Its pretty good
How about you Professor Stein?
No thanks, i am on a diet
Watching my figure, so to speak.
How's that working out for you?
Good
Professor Stein, What's your first name?
Richard.
So your name's Dick
Richard, and that's Professor to you
You know what
I will have that cup cake now
So much for a diet
Where are the cup cakes
Wendy's got them
Dibs
Ugh.....
That's so greedy
Hey, Dibs on Anna Marie
That's all you man.
Ooh, is that a bong?
Yeah, you smoke?
All the time. I do a lot of pot
Mostly on the weekends
Really? This is one of those vape bongs
Is it?
Here, try it
No, don't do it, don't listen to him
shh.
Ugh.. it's greasy
Just pump it
What the hell is this?
Eeww... you jerk! Ugh!
All right, we are here.
Everyone out.
Get everything you need
It's wilderness from here on out.
Thank you sir
Hey Chief!
Where are the restrooms at?
Back in the store
Ooh shark week, sucks for you
I know
Umm.. i was wondering do you think any of the guys are hot, like Troy?
I don't know, Troy is cute but he is a Ken doll and i....
Aaahh!!!
Who buys this crap huh?
Check it out guys
It's a... Big Foot
It's a Skunk Ape these thing are been around for centuries
Long before the Native Americans were even here
You need to get laid, Urkle
You sound like a dork
Hey man, don't listen to him
He's trying to pick a fight you know..
Whatever
I hope you don't plan on camping around here this weekend.
Yes, we’re here for the pollution study.
That's important work.
But there is no camping this weekend
All the local tribes gather for The Blood Moon ceremonies
So the reservation are off limits
My name is Richard Stein
and this piece of paper here says that we have state clearance to be here.
As you can see that's a state property.
Come minions!
Your teacher is kind of a Dick
Pretty much
Yeah.. Agreed
It's a dangerous time right now
tread carefully
how much for the....
20 dollars
Hey Richard, how's it going?
Where were you? we have been waiting for hours
Eh, I just came down from shuttling your guide over to the camp
Okay? I didn’t think you’d be here so soon.
Class, this is Ranger Steve
He is gonna let us stay here overnight and use the park facilities
Hey guys
I’ll be at the station all weekend while y’all are here, okay?
Ready to go?
Yes!
Yeah, I’d so let him do me
Mmm...I would just eat him up like dutch apple
Uh, I would totally hit that too.
I would let him patrol my wetland
Right? i would let him explore my marsh
heh, yest? I’d let him motorboat through my swampy Netherlands
Eww...
Let's go
Ready to go?
We sure are. Everybody load your gear on the boat. We’re getting ready head out.
Wait a minute.. we are taking a boat there?
Yes sweetheart, most of the year the camp is surrounded by water
Nobody told me anything, i didn't even know we are camping on an island
I didn't think it matter how we go to camp.
No, uh-uh, I need civilization.
Look, we’ve arranged to have a wilderness guide stay with us for safety sake
Ooh so that’s comforting
Hey Sweetheart, you are gonna be fine okay?
I am gonna be at station all weekend
Get on the boat, Com'on!
Here we are!
Boy’s Cabin on the left, Girls on the right.
Ah! Are you kidding me?
Awe, does Princess need her castle
You got the data lab down the road. You’ll have full access
You know.. this place isn't that bad
Yeah, this is awesome
i guess.
Also you will have a trailer guy, his name is THEO
He is a volunteer at the park
All right everyone
let's go set up our bunks
Boys, i want you to gather some fire woods when you are done setting up.
So we can have a fire tonight
All right
I’ll be at the boathouse by the docks
Wait a minute, i don't have signals here
I don't have either
Shit.
Me neither
Guys... guys my phone works
All right
There is a radio in the data lab. if you have an emergency, you contact me
If not, Theo can help you out anything you need okay?
All right.
All right. Let's go
Thanks Ranger Steve.
All right, Take care.
Nice
Yeah
Hey that guy Theo smells like BO!
Well, One of us got to share a bunk. No homo.
I’m going to check on the girls.
Ooh Shit
let me be at the bottom
Uh, Carl said he already wanted to share a bunk with me.
He asked you to share a bunk with you?
Yeah
What are you guys? Gay?
No, i just got dibs
It's not happening, All right?
I got dibs. All right
Ooh you little crazy asshole, don't talk about shit.
What the hell do you think you are doing man
Woo! you got some issues huh?
You want a fucking pizza
Hey!
You are hurting me!
It hurts
Get off me!
Chill out dude, just calm down!
you want to find yourself sleeping in a room full of enemies tonight
Relax, We are joking right Carl?
All right. I will see you guys outside
Its alright
Here.
Thanks
You should get the top bunk
Thanks for having my back man
You got it.
Left his toothbrush
Aah! You touched my hand
Ooh hell yeah, i am jumping in
How about you ladies
Aah...uhh
No way, i am not going in there
I don't want parasites going up my... you know what
There's gators all in there.
Gators? I bench 280, you think i give a fuck about a gator
Besides it's hot as balls, you ladies can use a tan
Wasup Troy, i know you are not a pussy
Wanna go for a swim?
Yeah, actually the water looks pretty good
i could definitely go for a swim
Carl, How about you?
Dude no way!
Your loss
I guess we could get a tan, right?
I could do that
Eeww.. ugh... What's that smell?
You just took your shirt off
Did you bring a towel?
Yeah it's over there
Yeah! it feels pretty good
feels great
Carl you sure you don't want to come in?
Guys?
Positive.
Alright, you're missing out
No i'm not
Ladies!?
I like to eat food not be food
Come for a swim
No..
Come on!
What about you Carl?
I think you need to man up
No!
Come for a swim
No no come on man!
Yeah!!
No! No!
Put him down man
It's not cool!
No no no no no
Alright, you want me to put him down
no please!
Should i put him down?
please no
Mack! He can't swim!
Noo!
Guys he is drowning!
I can't...
Where did he go?
Carl!
Carl!
Oh my...
Pull him up!
What happened?
Something...
something pulled me under
What?
You are an asshole Mack
I was just trying to have a little fun
Hey! you almost killed him
Hey don't fucking touch me twink
That doesn't seem to stop you
Hey, i told him not to touch me
Hey! what the hell is going on here
You all had tasks to do
Mack threw Carl into the water and almost drowned him like an idiot
Bullshit! i was just playing around
Bullshit?
You guys have no business going into that water. There are gators in there.
I had my phone in my pocket man.
You have ruined it
It was the only one that even worked out here
I am sorry Carl, i was just fucking around man
Look i'll get paid on Friday, I will buy you a new phone okay?
look you gotta collect the fire wood from now on
Go!
Okay seriously, what was that?
i heard it what was that?
Its probably a wild boar
Come on
You think that was a hog?
Could have been a boar, bear, gator
i don't know anything
Panther
You want me to go and collect fire wood?
when there's panthers and bears out there all by myself
No man use the buddy system like i told you
Now shake hands and go
Seriously?
Come on!
Fine
You all good?
Yeah
Alright
Come on let's go
Hey, back in river today
I didn't expect all that shit to happen
You got to understand
Last thing i thought i'd be doing this weekend is hanging out with science club
But Professor Stein you know he called me in and gave me an ultimatum
Here i am
Yeah i know
Professor Stein gave me an ultimatum too
and he knows that today's the most
important game of my life and he still made me come here
It's the qualifier for the state finals which are tomorrow
I just hope my team can pull it off you know
They will man
I'm gonna go to that meeting
you coming?
Yeah.. i will be there in a minute
I am gonna wait for the rain
little bit
Alright bro
Glad you finally decided to join our mandatory meeting
you okay?
Yeah i am fine
you better not be high on dope either.
Well listen, that's a nest.
We found that around here last week
Really? cause this is the same type of nest that a gorilla would make
And a deer.
Look i am sorry. As a man of science
if you are implying that whole Big foot Legend
then you are being ridiculous
Professor take a look at this
Its a sample
Hair
It's primate hair
You see Professor i found one of those
in those "deer-nest" last week
As a man of science i look to find a truth
and the unknown..
That's enough
Let's not forget what we came here for
Look we'll start collecting samples first thing in the morning
Hopefully we're out of here by six or seven o'clock
Yes!
This place is kind of creepy at night
Don't you think?
Yeah. i feel like an Alligator is gonna come out of the bushes and
just drag us into the river or something crazy
Hey Theo
What was that...
Skunk ape stuff you and Professor were talking about when i went into the lab
Swamp apes
Swamp apes
That's what they call technically because they are not related to skunks
They have this horrible stench
You can always smell them because you see them
Have you ever seen one?
yeah
Once when i was six
Just once
Seriously?
Oh yeah.
It was at my house in the suburbs
just about a mile from here
Me and friend were playing in the backyard close to the woods
We looked up and there it was
staring right at us
Just a few yards away
It looked like this huge
Orangutan on two feet
With his piercing eyes
Then we heard this horrible crying sound come from the woods
And boom, took off, Gone!
Never saw it again
Told our parents
ofcourse nobody believed us
Thanks Theo.
Now i won't be able to sleep tonight
I will tell you what
Sometimes..when i am out here in the woods alone
Rubbing one out
i could still see it's eyes
Looking at me through the trees
Will you shut the hell up?
You are freaking me out!
Did you guys hear that?
Shut up...!!
i'm serious, i hear something
Oh my god
Shh..
You douche bag..
You are so gross
You guys smell that skunk ape?
Oh my God!
You wish if it smell that good
What?
Get outta here
Get out of here
Go... raccoon
Don't worry about them raccoons
Don't worry about Panthers either
I was just fucking with you all
Alright well..
See you bright and early tomorrow
Good night
You know what
i think those girls are going to stay up all night, scared of some farting apes.
Probably
Hey, let's go scare them
Yeah... but how though?
I don't know.. let's go over there, bang on the walls, making ape noises or something... you know
YO!
Cool let’s start ...monkeying around.
Alright
Ooh wait a minute
They are getting undressed
What? Guys i can't see anything
Come on lift me up or something please
Come on... let me see
Lift me up or something
Woah
Are they gonna get naked or what?
Dude i am finally gonna get to see boobs
Oh man
Com'on do something
Oh shit she's taking off the bra!
Guys i can't see
Help her out, help her out
Aaaahh.....Ughh!!!
Get out of the way!
Move!
Come on!
It's best part.. move!
She moves.. She moves
Aaahh! Man!
Let's do what we came here for
Alright. you bang on the window.
I will bang on the door, give me a count 1 2 3 go for it.
Tell us when you are ready
You ready?
Ready one two three!
Lets go! go!
You fucking assholes!
Aah! you bitch i think we have been hanging out too much, i think i am getting my periods too
It's not my fault
Aah!
You guys are late
Now listen up we got a work to do
Theo is gonna take you out and get samples from the study area
Is it far?
Not too far but we got a couple different
places to go though
It's gonna take all day
You are in for a big hike
Wait you are not coming with us?
I am too old for hiking
too out of shape
Alright did anybody packed Lunch?
I took care of it
Alright let's go!
Ants are biting me everywhere
Remember it guys, be sure to drink plenty of water at all times
We're in a wild here, keep a look out for rattlesnakes, spiders, poison ivy ehh.. ?
even quicksand
Quicksand?
I am serious and of-course the obvious gators
As far as samples go.
Scoop a little water off at the top here
and put it in here.
Be sure to label it with time, date and location
and do the same thing for the soil and the mud
Alright guys we're gonna split up right here.
Alright?
So umm... Troy Lilly you guys come with me
We will take east trail right there
And umm.. Mack, Anna Marie, Carl and Wendy
You guys take this north trail right here
Alright guys protect these ladies
I don't want to see them alone anywhere.. Okay?
Woa!
Alright. What time?
Two o'clock
Alright so who brought lunch?
I brought lunch for everybody.. sandwiches
you got turkey?
Of course
Alright great. You could just leave it right here
We will come back and get it
Okay
Alright let's go!
Alright mark this bad boy
Good idea
How about right over there
Seems like a good spot yeah!
Thanks
That was good right?
Yeah...
Should be good enough
Alright here you go Lilly
Thanks
So what about Anna Marie's doing right now
you know i bet she's off hanging...
Who cares?
I am sorry but you can't ride her coattails all the time
I mean she's not like a good role model.. you know
Yeah .. but she's my best friend
And she's beautiful
She's a.... She's not my type
Well.. what is your type?
Umm...
Have you guys seen Theo man
i mean its like so many mosquitos, i need the bud spray
Its something ridiculous out here
I am gotten eaten alive over here
There's gonna be nothing left in me
yeah yeah me too
God knows there's a lot in me
Let's go look for samples
Yeah
Oh my god this is so disgusting
Theo!
I am hungry..
I have to pee
Alright go pee.
Here you can use my wipes
Okay
Yooo..
Hey
Hey...
Wow.. hey how long this is been here?
About a month
I leave food out here all the time
I guess you guys found out about my research study
Whatever's taking it
It is big
and smart enough to not get caught
How the hell did you get this back here?
piece by piece my friend.
There's blood all over the bottom of the cage
I know...
This is supposed to be a non-fatal trap
i got to see the footage from last night and
see what we got
Is that a camera?
yeah.
Alright get in. Everyone see?
Wow...
Is that...
I can't believe it
Let's go come on!
Let's go get it.
What?
This is so nasty!
Mack are you watching me?
Anna Marie?
I wanna go home..
There was a raccoon just staring at me
Hmm.. you smell good
There they are
let's get some food i am hungry
The cooler should be right ahead with the sandwiches
i made umm....
Did somebody move the cooler?
i got to swear i put it right here
It's gone guys.. it's disappeared
Ooh i was really looking forward to that sandwich
Does anyone have any food they could share?
Wendy does.. she always has food.
No i don't ... Anna!
It’s all at camp.
Umm.. alright guys let's just hike back
the best we could do is have an early dinner alright?
Alright.
Alright guys we are almost there
Come on!
Wait wait wait
We are missing somebody
Who is it?
Wendy...
Where the hell is she?
Wendy!
Missing? how could you miss her?
Right.. yeah.. you are funny
Now seriously where is she?
Alright we gotta go back!
Wait but what if she goes back to camp and
we are out looking for her?
Me and Anna Marie would go back to get her
We are?
yeah.
Alright... Yeah
meet us back at camp, come on!
Okay.
Alright we will be back
Wha.. What's happening?
Wendy's missing Professor
It's always about a girl
You ain't lying Chief
Now i spend my time here with Alvin
Good company.. Quiet
Station come in.. this is Theo
I am at research camp
Go for station, Steve.
Steve.. one of our student went missing.
We last saw her on the northen trail
Description
yeah, she's college age, African-American
and uh....
Thick!
Yeah.
Copy that.
I wasn't going to pick you guys up for another hour or so but uh.. let me rush over there ASAP
Copy that. Thanks.
Gotta go
Later on boss man.
Now Troy.. i really need to make sure you get everybody at camp safe..
I gotta take care of something alright?
Okay you got it.
Wendy?
Wendy?
You know Wendy is back at camp
This is me and you out here
Heyy!!
I can take care of that
What?
No.. nothing
What is it?
I just thought there was.. more!
Ooh
Okay babe come here
Aah! ooh shit
Over here.
Okay now what was it?
i don't know
It's close... shhh.. shhh..
Wendy...
Shhh...
Noo...
I am stuck..
You got to pull yourself out
Holy Fuck!
I am sinking... Mack
Shit!
Come on! come on Steve
Troy... did Mack come back here with the others?
No, they didn't come back yet.
Steve shoud have been here by now
Anna... Anna Marie!
Steve!
Steve what are you doing?
Steve!
Holy shit.
Emergency! emergency help!
Ranger Steve is down!
Shit!
Woah ooh! It's me!
Where were you?
Where is Wendy?
uhh... the thing.. killed her... and uh..
What thing?
Here clear yourself up. I'll be back in a minute
You are gonna be alright.
No...
Guys don't run! whatever you do don't run!
Lilly go back into the cabin slowly
slowly..
Aaaaahh!
Carl.. Carl
Give me that
Push down on that
You will be alright
That was my jerkoff arm.
This is your fault, you involved my students
in your freak project
and now..
I didn't think this was gonna happen until..
Until what? you knew that thing was out there
I didn't.. i didn't know for sure.
and i didn't think it would hurt anybody
What happened to Anna Marie and Wendy?
Anna Marie is dead.. fucking thing killed her
It killed Wendy too
by the way Ranger Steve is dead too
His body washed up on the beach earlier
It's not my fucking fault
We are getting off this Island now
We can't get out of here without a boat
Look there's a sand bar alright, we can cross to mainland that way during low tide
It's.. Its gonna take about an hour
An hour?
Hour?
What choice do we have?
Carl is badly injured, he can't walk for an hour
We're gonna have to leave Carl
What?
Alone? but that.. that thing out there?
No..No way!
Just go guys.. just go
Just hide me in the cabin or something alright?
I'm only gonna slow you down.
That will help with the pain... Here you go buddy
Thanks
lay back.. lay back
Hey Carl.. here i brought you some Cheetos
they will give you strength
Aah.. i don't think cheetos are gonna...
Shh... save your strength
I think you're very very brave for staying here Carl
I am brave as long as you come back
Okay?
Man these are good.
Hmm.. go
Just go!
Get out of here.. go!
I don't think they are coming back
Damn.. my batteries are dead
don't worry. we will share mine.
Thanks
Sorry.
Help me.... help me
Mack! Theo!
Lilly!
Anna Marie.. oh my God!
i thought you were dead
How long have you been in here?
i don't know
oh my God are you okay? Did you get hurt?
No
Are you? oh my god
Is he gonna fucking...
This is all your fault
because you have fucking period!
It's not my fault Anna Marie
Oh my god we have to get out of here
i don't know what to do i really wanna get out
wait wait
What?
This place looks familiar
Hey guys there's one of my tree mark
It's over there
My stuff.. Ooh man there is where me and
Anna Marie. We were gonna.. and then that
the beast...
Nah.. i didn't even save her man.
He threw me like a little bitch
It's not your fault
This means we are closer to the sand bar.
Now i don't see any signs of Lilly or the other girl
Well then we keep making our way off the island
If we can't find her, the authorities will find her.
That's their Job
Scew you man we are not leaving without her
Hey!
Hey hey save it man
Cause we are gonna kill that mother freaky
monkey fucker
yeah
GO!
He's gonna eat us
No.. no
what is that..
No!!
No!!
Hey what was that? that came from over there
It's Ana Marie she's alive. Lets go!
Ana Marie
Lilly.. you okay?
Where's Anna Marie?
He killed her... he's just uhh..
i don't know where she is
Anna!
You!
Mack! what is he doing?
Close the door Troy.. it's already over
Mack get your ass out of there
Mack! Mack!
Lets go out of here... let's go!
Aah! aah!
We have to cross.
No no there's turds in the punch bowl.
i guess we have to find another way across.
Come on!
Look
There's a boat
Let's use it
Oh my god
Wait what about Carl?
What about him?
We can't just leave him here
I will go back and get him
by yourself?
It's fine i think He's locked in the cage
I will be okay
I will be back
Hurry up, five minutes!
Woah!
Look there's Troy
Get in the boat, that thing is coming
Come on let's go
Come on!
Carl's dead?
Theo!
Come back!
Aa...
Theo!
Look the airboat station
We got to get out
Swim... swim fast
Troy
Lilly!
Troy uhh... aah!
Troy
Come on where is the van?
Come on! come on!
Shhh...
He's gonna get us.. we need to go now!
go go go
Oh my god
Do you see him?
i don't see him
Lets go fucking outta here
i think we made it
Come on Troy. we got to go
We got to go
Get out. Lets go!
You saved our lives
I did.
you okay?
I warned you of the danger and you paid me no heed
Now look what happened
It wasn't our fault we..
Of course it was your fault
And this youngling doesn’t need to speak to let me know you’ve physically assualted him as well
Theo just wanted to prove it existed
it was only a matter of time before his sneakiness destroyed everything
Your society is doing the same thing to the
Esti Capcaki species
that it’s been does to all other species
Pushing them out, Destroying there way of life
We are sorry
If you are truly sorry, you will help me lift this precious creature into the boat
Is he.. Is he still alive?
He's only knocked out
You are in no danger now anyway
The blood moon is over.
This was his time to find a mate.
and be free
Tell no one what happened here
Oh my gosh