Survival Island (2002) - full transcript
A group of teens trapped on an island, and are haunted by a demon hidden inside a pinata.
(wax dripping)
(intense dramatic music)
(stamp thudding)
(dramatic horn music)
(soft tribal music)
(explosion booming)
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
- [Narrator] Many moons ago,
isolated in the remote
mountains of Central America,
a small village named
Mangaño once thrived.
A primitive tribe of people,
they lived in harmony with
nature for many generations,
but now a time of
reckoning was upon the all.
Working in the simple mud
and grass hut of his father
and his grandfather before him,
using the skills that were
passed down through blood,
the village piñata maker, Hunumah,
began the most important
creation in the history
of his village.
(soft tribal music)
For a mysterious drought had
claimed the once fertile land,
and the scorching sun
was becoming relentless.
Using the precious few droplets
of water to shape the clay,
his creation began to take form.
As food was becoming scarce,
the families prayed that
the evil would be driven out
and famine would not consume the land.
The long, hot days melted
into cold, dark nights,
and the nights blurred into day
as Hanumah combined elements
of human and animal form.
(soft tribal music)
An unknown petulance began
to spread through the tribe,
and the shaman, the village
holy man named Antoop,
pleaded with the angry spirits to release
their deadly grip on his people.
(Antoop speaking in foreign language)
Their time was running out,
but the ancient craft could not be rushed,
as the mystical design of the
piñatas had to be precise.
But the vengeful wrath
of the spirits continued,
and the once-thriving valley
was now being consumed
by misery and despair.
(villagers wailing)
Surrounded by the cries of suffering,
Hanumah sculpted one hand
with the power of the bear.
(shaman chanting)
The laid pieces were joined,
and Hanumah prepared
the piñatas for firing.
(pig screeching)
Sacrificing a wild pig, the
shaman carefully removed
the freshly harvested heart.
The heart would be the central force
inside the piñata.
It would draw the evil through the clay.
From the tribe's holiest shrine,
Antoop removed one of the sacred stones
and focused its spiritual energy.
For once inside the head of the piñata,
the stone's power would
activate the sorcery
to seal away the evil forever.
(dramatic tribal music)
The time had come to make the pilgrimage
to the sacred site,
and Antoop led his people on the difficult
many day journey.
Hanumah added the final symbolic markings
to the piñatas.
The ceremony was now ready to begin.
(intense dramatic music)
At the sacred river, Antoop
inhaled from the pipe
of his forefathers, linking
him with the spiritual world.
He summoned the forces of nature
and cried out to the gods.
(Antoop yelling in foreign language)
(intense dramatic music)
One by one he called his people forward.
The shaman believed the
curse was a punishment
from the angry spirits for the sins
in the villager's hearts,
the dark side that is a part of us all,
and he began the ritual
to cleanse their soul.
(demons screeching)
(dramatic tribal music)
Touching the good fortune piñata,
the villagers would complete
the circle of energy.
(dramatic tribal music)
The transfer was now final,
and the evil force was trapped inside
the clay cavity of the piñata.
Silent prayers were uttered
as Antoop carefully set
the grotesque piñata afloat.
The steady current of the holy river
would carry away the evil.
(intense dramatic music)
(clay shattering)
The ceremony continued with the cracking
of the good fortune piñata.
(children whooping)
As the sin-filled piñata floated away,
the forces of nature continued to build.
(thunder clapping)
(lightning zapping)
(explosion booming)
Antoop's task was now complete with
the final bolt of energy.
As long as the piñata lay undisturbed,
the evil would remain locked inside
by the magically-charged clay.
But should the sinful force be awakened,
an unholy terror would be
unleashed upon mankind,
a terror with a craving
for the eternal power
of innocent souls, bringing
death and destruction
to all in its path.
(upbeat rock music)
♪ Do do do do do do do ♪
♪ Do do do do do do do ♪
♪ Do do do do do do do do ♪
- Woo!
♪ Take me to the sunny shore ♪
♪ At the foot of heaven's door ♪
♪ In the bad sun ♪
♪ 'Til the day is done ♪
♪ Yeah, I need some time away ♪
♪ Tequila's just a shot away ♪
♪ In the big world ♪
♪ Wanna be with you ♪
♪ All I want is one last fiesta ♪
♪ Wanna live for my big siesta ♪
(upbeat rock music)
- Yeah!
♪ All I want is one last fiesta ♪
♪ Every day it seems I'm living for ♪
♪ One last fiesta ♪
♪ Can we finally make things right ♪
♪ Not a storm like you tonight ♪
♪ It's a storm night ♪
♪ Let me be your guide ♪
♪ All I want is one last fiesta ♪
♪ Wanna live for my big siesta ♪
(ATVs rumbling)
- So there I am riding the waves
with the love of your life,
wondering why the hell you're
like in the other boat,
when I find out Romeo and
Juliet aren't together anymore.
So what's going on, man?
- We broke up.
- No shit. What happened?
- Nothin'.
Just time to move on.
- Oh.
You cheated.
She cheated?
- Doug, just let it go.
- All right, all right.
If that's the way you want it.
- That's the way I want it.
- Mmm.
So can a brother get down?
- Good luck.
- So, have you talked to him yet?
- He's already made up
his mind, so whatever.
(ATVs rumbling)
(upbeat rock music)
- All right, you guys made it!
(group cheering and clapping)
- Welcome to the 12th annual
Cinco de Mayo scavenger hunt!
(group cheering and clapping)
- I'm Paul, a Beta Chi Omega alum.
- Beta Chi! Woo!
- All right!
- Woo-woo!
- I'm one of the judges.
And this is the other judge.
- [Student] Ooh, baby. Yeah!
(student wolf whistling)
- Hi, I'm Monica, alum
from Kappa Beta Chi.
- They'll fuck any guy.
- Just give 'em a try.
- All right, I am here
to prove to you guys
that you're gonna have a blast,
but first we have to set up camp.
- Which is about a
10-minute trek from here.
- Excuse me, is there
like a bathroom nearby?
- There's a portable at the camp.
- A port-a-potty. You're kidding me?
- Oh, girl, what did you expect?
- The girls at the house
said that there were
full camping facilities
with showers and toi-
(group mocking)
- Yo, go back to model town, girl.
- Bite me!
- Uh-uh-uh-uh, there will
be no sexual activity
on this island unless
I am directly involved.
(group whooping)
So with that in mind, you
have an hour to get settled,
and then the hunt begins.
- Okay, let's do it!
(group whooping and hollering)
(ATVs rumbling)
♪ Da da da da da ♪
- [Group] Drink!
♪ Da da da da da ♪
- [Group] Drink!
♪ Da da da da da ♪
- [Group] Drink!
♪ Da da da da da ♪
- [Group] Drink!
(group whooping and hollering)
- Yeah!
- Ooh!
- All right, you're all initiated.
(group whooping and hollering)
Now, here's the deal, here's the deal.
Scattered around the
island are over 2500 pairs
of men's and women's underwear,
donated by all the houses.
- The couple with the
most underwear by dinner
wins $20,000, half to
be donated to charity,
and the other half to
the winning fraternity
and sorority for house improvements.
(group whooping and hollering)
- At the end of the day,
when you hear the gunshot,
you have one hour to get back to camp.
For every minute you're late,
we deduct from your score.
- Thank you, Paul.
Each team gets two bags.
Oh, and in case you guys
happen to get thirsty,
there are some festive
piñatas scattered around
the island filled with
some choice beverages.
- Tequila!
- [Group] Yeah, tequila!
- Woo-woo!
- Okay, to get things started,
tradition calls for some trivia.
(group whining)
- Listen up. Listen up, guys.
- Okay, first question.
Five bonus pairs to the person
who can tell me the meaning
behind Cinco de Mayo.
- May 5th!
- Not the translation, loser.
- Translation meaning what?
It's all the same.
Come on, give me my undies.
- Denied. Denied.
- Give 'em up.
- Anyone? Anyone?
- [Larry] What the hell?
- [Monica] Cinco de Mayo.
- Excuse to party!
- Could be a person. (burping).
- Hey, isn't that when Evita died?
(Doug spurting)
(group laughing)
- It's a sad, sad day
for Woodson University.
- Celebration of Mexican independence!
(group whooping and hollering)
- Five pairs to Tina,
representing Kappa Kappa Delta.
(group whooping and hollering)
- Den bears, name the city
where the battle took place.
- Tijuana.
(Paul mimicking buzzer sounding)
- Mexico City.
- Incorrect.
- Damn.
- What is Cancun?
- I don't think so, and this
ain't a game show, honey.
(students laughing)
All right, anyone?
The name of the city where
the battle took place.
Anyone?
(students murmuring)
Okay, forget that one.
Last question.
For 20 pairs.
Name of the two opposing
generals in the battle.
- [Student] Zorro!
- No, no, no! Yo, I know that one, yo.
- Yeah?
- [Student] Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
- General Cheech and General Chong, baby.
(group whooping and hollering)
- You guys are pathetic.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What about funny creative?
I mean, give me five pairs.
I don't know, let me just smell the pants.
(students laughing)
(Doug sniffing)
- [Student] Aw, man.
- Right there.
- Raising the stakes.
25 pairs, going once.
- Let's just start the game!
(group whooping and hollering)
- Right!
- Going twice!
- How about 50 pairs?
- [Students] Ooo!
- [Paul] Sold. 50 pairs it is.
- Cool.
On May 5, 1862, General Ignacio Zaragoza
led the Mexicans to victory.
- All right, Einstein!
- How does he know that?
- Defending the town of Puebla against
the attacking French led by
General Charles Latrille.
(group whooping and yelling)
- [Student] I wanna
smoke what he's smokin'.
- 50 pair.
Professor Kyle, representing
Delta Landa Delta.
- Yeah!
- All right, boys and
girls, let's pair up!
(group whooping and yelling)
- When I call your names,
please come forward.
First, Jake and Julie.
- Better not slow me down.
- I wouldn't dream of it, Rambo.
(handcuffs clicking)
- [Monica] Larry and Connie.
- You know, I could do
that a lot better for you.
(handcuffs clicking)
Doug and Carmen.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Hook me up, baby.
Hook me up.
Ha-ha-ha, the team to beat.
Got it?
- Yeah.
- Let's go.
- Bob and Lisa.
- Woo!
- Uh-uh, no.
- This won't do.
Unacceptable.
- Seriously.
- [Kyle] They can't be a team.
- Guys, listen. No switches.
We have to stick to the
pairings on the list.
Tradition.
- Screw tradition.
- [Tina] Seriously, okay?
- Sorry. Good luck.
- I don't believe this.
(fly buzzing)
This cannot be happening.
(fly buzzing)
- [Paul] On your mark.
- Say bye to wine, darling.
- Get set!
(gun firing)
(group whooping and yelling)
(ATVs revving)
(handcuffs clattering)
- Ow! You're hurting me!
- I'm not doing anything.
- You know what? Stop pulling.
- Don't tell me what to do.
I'm trying to get us out.
- I'm just not playing, that's all.
- This sucks.
(Tina and Kyle grunting)
- God!
Ugh, can it get any worse?
- We can invite your little
study partner to join us.
I bet you'd like that.
- Uh, you are such an idiot, I swear!
- Yeah, I guess I was.
- Ow.
Looks like we'll just have to sit here
and wait till it's over.
How exciting for me.
- Yes.
(upbeat pop/rock music)
♪ Take me back ♪
♪ To my cherry missile ♪
- Slow down!
You're going to break my arm off, cheat!
- Come on! Let's go! Let's go!
- It's not like we're trying to score
a touchdown here!
- Ugh, yes we are!
- Ow!
(upbeat pop/rock music)
- Oh! (gasping)
Totally cool.
- See?
- I told you to trust me.
- Oh, cool.
- Check this out.
- What's that? Where'd you get that?
- Beta's have connections.
- Can't we get disqualified?
- No one's gonna know.
You wanna win, right?
Huh?
We'll just put 'em back on after.
Come on. Let's have some fun, huh?
What do you say?
- Yeah, okay. Cool.
Ah!
- Okay.
You up for it, hmm?
Good stuff.
- Yeah, okay.
(Bob coughing)
(soft ominous music)
♪ 10, nine, eight, seven,
six, five, four, three, two ♪
♪ Two, two, two ♪
♪ I just wanna be in space with you ♪
(both laughing)
- Alrighty then. Let's go get 'em.
- Okay.
♪ 10, nine, eight, seven,
six, five, four, three, two ♪
♪ Two ♪
♪ Think of all the fun things we can do ♪
♪ Do ♪
♪ One ♪
♪ Zero ♪
♪ And blast off ♪
(birds chirping)
(Lisa giggling)
(soft ominous music)
- Oops!
Can't forget that one.
Totally cool.
(soft suspenseful music)
(water splashing)
Oh!
(Lisa laughing)
(Lisa humming)
(soft mysterious music)
(chuckling) Hey, Bill!
Bill!
- Bob. Bob.
- What?
- My name is Bob, not Bill. Bob.
- Oh, yeah. Sorry.
Bob, why are you whispering?
- I don't know. That's
a very good question.
- Oh.
Check it out.
- Oh, wow. Where'd you get that?
- It was stuck in the mud.
- What is it?
- I think it's a piñata.
- Pretty scary lookin', huh?
- Oh no. I think it's totally cool.
- What's in it?
- I don't know.
But it's definitely not from this year.
Who knows what they used
to put in these things.
(both laughing)
- Let's crack it open.
- No, we shouldn't.
- Why?
It's just a piñata.
Come on, dude.
- Yeah, you're right.
- All right, we need
something to hit it with.
- Okay, okay.
(branch snapping)
(branch thudding)
- Damn.
What the hell is this shit made of?
- Okay, hey.
How about a rock?
- Excellent idea.
That is like a great idea.
A rock.
(Lisa laughing)
(dark ominous music)
- Hey! How about this?
- Perfect.
That is like the fuckin' perfect rock.
(kisses smacking)
(Lisa giggling)
(rock thudding)
(dark ominous music)
(rock thudding)
(demons screeching)
Yeah! I think I got it.
(demon screeching)
- Do you hear that?
- What the fuck is that?
(demon roaring)
(demons screeching)
Do you hear that?
- What the hell is that?
(leaves rustling)
(demons screeching)
(lightning zapping)
(dark ominous music)
What was in that pot?
- That was like totally fucked.
- Huh?
(wind howling)
- [Lisa] Where'd it go?
- [Bob] It was right there.
- A piñata, right?
We were cracking a piñata?
- [Bob] Yeah.
(demons screeching)
(demon growling)
(demon roaring)
- Let's get outta here.
(demon roaring)
(blood splattering)
(Lisa screaming)
(demon roaring)
(Lisa screaming)
(demon roaring)
(Lisa screaming)
(demon growling)
(demon roaring)
(demon laughing)
- What do you say about a truce?
- Hell no.
- What? You just wanna sit around
and do nothin' 'til dinner?
- No, I'd rather be playing,
just with someone other than you.
- The feeling's mutual, but I
ain't sittin' around all day.
- What are you doing?
- Look, the Delta's have won
this three out of eight years,
and I wanna make it four.
We have a 60 pair start,
so either I drag your
sorry ass around the woods,
or you help me and we win this together.
- You wouldn't drag me.
- You wanna bet?
What's it gonna be?
All right.
- Ow! Ow! Okay, okay, okay.
Wait, these things hurt!
- Stop your complainin'.
You begged me for weeks
to use handcuffs on you.
You just got your wish.
Now play nice and let's go.
- [Connie] I thought you
said it wasn't that far.
- Almost there.
There. That's the last marker.
Beta Chi's rule!
Let's see. It's over here.
(branches snapping)
Shh.
- What?
- I think someone's comin'.
- I don't hear anything.
(dark ominous music)
(brush rustling)
- There!
Do you hear it?
- Oh, it sounds like
they're coming this way.
Hey!
- Hey, stop!
- What?
- They'll hear us. Come on!
(dark ominous music)
Get down.
Shh. Shh. Be quiet.
They're coming.
- Come on, it's just-
- [Larry] Just be quiet.
- [Connie] I still can't hear anything.
(intense dramatic music)
- What the hell are you doing?
- Right, Bob. I.
- What's wrong?
- Bob, he's, he's, he's dead.
Bob, Bob, Bob is dead!
- Bob's dead?
- No, yeah, he's dead.
- What happened?
- No, he, he, he's dead!
A pin, a piñata came, came to life
and smashed his head and killed him!
We gotta get outta here.
We gotta get outta here.
We gotta get outta here.
- Man, you reek!
What, you've been smokin' mota, too?
- You know, this isn't funny, Lisa.
Ew.
- Good blood!
- How'd you get the handcuffs off?
- Oh, god!
- So what?
You get us to go back while Bob scores
all the underwear?
Nice try, sister. (chuckling)
It's not gonna happen.
I don't think so.
(Lisa gasping)
- Oh, god.
Oh, god!
(Larry laughing)
- She's out of her mind.
You know, what some people will do to win.
- Oh, you should talk, Mr. Secret Stash.
- Well, yeah. You're right!
We're wasting time. Let's go!
(demons roaring)
- You know, she almost had me there until
the killed by the piñata line.
- I know.
Like why didn't she say it was, you know,
like a wild animal or something?
- I'm gonna believe like a bear
or like an escaped convict or something.
- A piñata. (laughing)
God. (laughing)
(intense dramatic music)
So how much further?
- Shouldn't be far.
(demons screeching)
(dramatic tribal music)
Shh.
- What is wrong?
- Over there.
(demon growling)
There he is!
- Oh, shit! Run for your lives!
- No, come on! We can take 'em!
(demons roaring)
This is for Bob, you evil piñata!
(piñata shattering)
(demon growling)
Woo-hoo! Yeah!
All right, there you go.
(demon roaring)
Bitch.
(Connie laughing)
- I don't know how else to explain this.
Um.
It's hard to believe what I saw,
but I know, I know what I saw.
It was a piñata.
That's what it was.
And now Bill is dead, Bill is dead from-
- Bob.
- Bob.
Bob, right.
Um.
How could this happen?
I don't understand.
- Just take it easy.
- You'd understand, you know,
if he fell out of a tree or,
or hit his head on a rock, you know?
Shit happens.
But.
Okay, yes, we were drinking.
And yes, we were smoking.
But I know what I saw,
and as crazy as it sounds, it happened.
And, um.
I should've just left the
damn thing in the mud.
We have to get off this island.
(dirt and rocks clattering)
- Oh, yeah. Who's the
man, baby? (laughing)
One, two.
Three, four.
Five, six.
(shovel thudding)
(dramatic tribal music)
Woo-hoo! Yeah! Yeah!
(demon roaring)
All right! What did I tell you?
- Beta Chi's rule!
- Yeah!
Woo-hoo-hoo!
All right.
Yeah, we hit the mother load, baby!
Woo-hoo!
- Hey, stop pullin'.
- Come on!
Yeah!
- Okay, we're set.
- All right, let's...
Where the hell did it go?
(demon roaring)
(Larry screaming)
Connie!
(demon roaring)
(shovel thudding)
(Larry screaming)
Oh no!
Ah, ah! Get away!
No!
(demon roaring)
(Larry screaming)
- Do you believe her or do you think
this is some sort of practical joke?
I mean, what do you think she saw?
- I don't know.
- Do you think he's dead?
- Why would she lie?
And if he isn't, where is he?
Something happened out there.
The question is what.
(engine starting)
- Well, what Maureen didn't
see was me slapping him
in the face after he kissed me.
I mean, I didn't know he was
gonna do that, believe me.
I have no interest in that guy whatsoever.
Besides, he's an arrogant asshole
and I haven't seen him since.
What?
You don't believe me now?
- No, just hurry up and concentrate.
You're gettin' really heavy.
- Oh, so now I'm fat?
- No.
Just get 'em all down so
you can get your ass down.
- Well, you can believe what you want.
I told you the truth.
- Fine.
- A little to the left now.
(Kyle grunting)
- [Kyle] Yeah.
- Okay, down, please.
- Yes, Your Highness.
(engines rumbling)
Hey, what's up?
- You guys all right?
- Never been better.
- What are you doing?
- You disappointed?
- [Monica] The game's over.
- We didn't hear a gunshot.
- Yeah, who won?
- Well, uh, somebody got hurt,
so we're stopping the game.
- Who? What happened?
- Bob had an accident.
- Is it serious?
- Well, we're on our way to check it out.
- Do you need any help?
- Yeah, uh, get back to
camp as quickly as you can.
In my side duffel is my starter's pistol.
Fire off a shot for the others
and start packing your gear.
- Here. In case we need to coordinate.
- Are we leaving?
- Maybe.
- If y'all pass any of the
others on the way back,
let 'em know what's going on.
- Lisa's already there.
She's pretty upset about Bob.
Be careful.
- [Monica] Bob!
- [Paul] Bob, where are you?
Bob!
- Bob?
(tense suspenseful music)
Bob!
- Bob!
(engines rumbling)
Bob!
- [Monica] Bob!
- [Both] Bob!
- Bob?
(tense suspenseful music)
- Bob!
Bob!
- Bob!
- Bob?
- [Monica] Bob, it's Monica.
(branch snapping)
(bird fluttering)
(birds chirping)
- Bob.
- [Both] Bob?
- [Paul] Bob?
- Bob?
(Monica screaming)
(intense dramatic music)
Oh, god! No!
Oh, god! Oh!
(flies buzzing)
(dramatic solemn music)
(upbeat hip hop music)
(demon growling)
(upbeat hip hop music)
(demon growling)
(upbeat hip hop music)
(demon growling)
- Don't you think we should
finish counting our score?
- But we were scoring pretty good.
- We were. What was it?
121.
122.
I thought you wanted to win.
- I do, but-
- Well then, let's go.
You're not a loser, are you?
Come on.
123.
124.
125.
125 plus your?
- Ah, 147.
- Equals two?
- 272.
- 272.
Not bad.
- And we still got some time left.
(demon growling)
Ooh, missed that one.
Pretty cool-lookin' piñata.
- No, it's gross.
- Let's go check it out.
Then we gotta get goin'.
- Whatever you say, chief.
(demon growling)
- Probably hold a fifth
of tequila in that sucker.
- Then what are you gonna drink?
- I don't think so.
(Julie laughing)
Ooo, scary.
Let's open you up there, big guy.
(demon roaring)
(Julie screaming)
(Jake screaming)
- Jake! Jake!
(Jake screaming)
(demon roaring)
(Julie screaming)
(Jake screaming)
(Julie screaming)
(demon roaring)
(gun firing)
- What's up with that?
- I don't know. It's not time yet.
- Shit!
Here we go!
- Get those! Get those!
(birds chirping)
- [Lisa] We've gotta get off this island.
I know what I saw.
- [Larry] Bob's dead?
- Piñata. I know what I saw.
I know what I saw.
You guys should've just left everything.
How can this happen?
I know what I saw.
- [Bob] It's just a piñata.
It's just a piñata.
It's just a piñata.
(soft solemn music)
- Thanks.
- Look, I'm sorry for
jumping to conclusions about-
- You know what? It's okay.
I probably would've reacted the same way
if the situation were reversed.
- I miss you, T.
- Yeah, me too.
(soft solemn music)
(tense suspenseful music)
- Kyle, it's Paul. Are you there?
(radio static crackling)
Kyle, it's Paul.
- [Kyle] Go ahead, Paul.
- Who's there with you?
- [Kyle] Tina and Lisa.
- No one else?
- [Kyle] Not yet.
- Shit.
Okay, get down to the boats right away.
- [Kyle] What is it?
- Bob's dead.
We just found him strung up
in a tree, ripped in half.
- What?
- [Paul] His head was bashed
in like a fresh pumpkin.
Kyle? Kyle, are you there?
- Yeah.
- Grab whatever you can
and get down to the boats.
We'll try to find the others
and direct them to the beach.
As soon as you've got a full boat,
take off back to camp.
The rest of us will take the second boat.
Be careful.
Someone or something's out there
and it's majorly fucked up.
(engines starting)
(intense dramatic music)
- [Paul] Jake!
- [Monica] Jake!
- What happened out there?
- You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
- Try me.
- [Paul] Julie!
- [Monica] Julie!
Connie!
(demon roaring)
- [Doug] Okay, whoa, whoa. You all right?
- [Carmen] Yeah.
- All right, this way.
- Are you sure this is right?
- Yeah, I'm sure, girl. I'm Doug.
- Great. We're lost.
- No, we're not lost, we're not lost.
Look, we're just, uh, we're
taking the scenic route.
- Everything is scenic out here, Doug.
- I know, I know.
But listen, I promise you.
We're gonna get back and
we're gonna win this.
A little extra walk is not gonna kill ya.
(waves lapping)
- Shit.
- Oh my god.
(dramatic mysterious music)
(engines rumbling)
- [Paul] Doug?
(engines rumbling)
(intense dramatic music)
(Monica screaming)
(demon roaring)
Straight! Keep going! Faster!
(engines revving)
- [Monica] Come on!
(demon roaring)
(engine revving)
Paul!
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
- [Paul] More gas! Don't stop!
- [Monica] It's getting closer!
(demon roaring)
- Watch out!
(demon roaring)
Come on! Move it!
Hurry! This way!
(engines revving)
(Monica screaming)
(Monica thudding)
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
- [Monica] Oh, my leg!
- [Paul] Come on!
(demon roaring)
Move! Move!
Hurry!
(intense dramatic music)
Keep movin'.
(intense dramatic music)
(Monica grunting)
(demon roaring)
- [Paul] Hurry! Hurry!
(demon roaring)
- Paul! Paul!
Paul! No!
(demon roaring)
(Paul screaming)
(Monica screaming)
- Get outta here!
Monica, go!
- No, Paul!
- Go!
(demon roaring)
(Paul screaming)
(weapon thudding)
(demon roaring)
(Monica screaming)
(Monica gasping)
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
(Monica screaming)
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
(Monica coughing)
(intense dramatic music)
(crickets chirping)
(flames crackling)
- Okay, maybe it's like a
wild animal or something.
- Have you ever heard of a wild animal
that strings someone
up after killing them?
- Okay, so maybe it was
some screwed up hermit
that no one knew was
living here on the island.
- Did you get a good look
at the piñata's feet?
- I, uh, I don't remember.
- Were they hoofed? Try to think.
- It happened so fast. I don't know.
But I saw its eyes,
and they were fiery red
and glowing and-
- Why are we still talking about this?
I mean, you guys don't actually believe
there's a killer piñata out there, do you?
- I don't know what I think.
There's this old Mexican
folklore I studied about
that fits what Lisa's description is.
It tells a story of Magaño,
a small, remote village
in Central America.
- That had a killer piñata?
- The village was
prosperous until suddenly
famine and disease consumed it.
The shaman figured it was
the sins of the people
that brought on this curse.
So he decided to perform a ceremony to rid
the land of the evilness in their hearts.
He created two symbolic piñatas.
One to represent good fortune,
and the other to be used as a receptacle
for the transgressions
of the entire village.
He symbolically transferred the sins
onto the piñata and cast it
off by setting it out to sea.
Now, according to the folklore,
prosperity soon returned
and the piñata was never seen again.
- So you think that's what's out there?
- I saw prints near the
wreckage of the boats
that was made by a
creature with hoofed feet.
Now the legend says that this piñata
had two hoofed feet, and
the actual heart of a pig.
It's upper body is very
human-like with fire-red eyes
and horns on its head.
- Like the devil.
- Okay, is there any proof
of this ever happening?
- No.
- Well then how do we know?
- Look, just because they
haven't found any proof
doesn't mean it never
really ever happened.
- Well, usually they have
something to support it
if it's true.
- No, they're finding
things in the Middle East
everyday that supports
stories in the Old Testament.
Now does that mean the Red
Sea was ever really parted?
Maybe the evidence didn't survive time,
or perhaps it's still waiting to be found.
- But a piñata coming
alive and killing people?
I mean, that's a bit out
there, don't you think?
- Did the legend say anything
about it coming to life?
- Not that I recall.
- Then how do you explain that?
- We were hitting it with a stone,
trying to break it open
to see what was inside.
And when we finally cracked it,
we heard a sound like,
like we were letting out
the pain and suffering
of an entire village.
I had no idea how to describe it
until you just put it into words.
We thought it was because we were high,
but that is exactly what it sounded like.
- Have you ever heard of an animal
with only two hoofed feet?
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
(bird cawing)
(Lisa gasping)
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
(Lisa gasping)
(metal clanging)
- [Tina] What was that?
- Who's there?
- [Tina] Oh my god, I'm gonna die.
Oh my god, I'm gonna die.
- [Kyle] Shh, shh.
(intense dramatic music)
(Doug and Carmen screaming)
(Lisa screaming)
- What the hell are you doing?
- What's wrong?
We're just having a little fun.
- It's not funny.
- Obviously you guys don't
know what's been going on?
- Ooo, what's been going on?
- Hey, where's everyone else?
(intense dramatic music)
(insects chirping)
(water rippling)
(birds chirping)
- All right, we've given
them a couple hours.
It's light and there's no response
from the walkie talkie.
Let's get goin'.
Everyone stay close together.
- Why don't we try and
swim back to campus?
- What?
- Swim. Why don't we swim?
- It's 15 miles, Lisa.
- Yeah, so. Marathons are 26.
- I'm not that good of a swimmer.
- The ocean's different.
We'd never make it.
- A boat would see us?
- Maybe.
- And what about sharks?
- Fine.
Fine, then why don't we
just stay right here.
- You know what?
There's six of our friends out there
that may need our help.
- We'd do the same for you.
- It's not that I don't
want to help them, okay?
It's just that what are we gonna do?
We're gonna get ourselves killed.
What is that gonna do?
If we stay here, we could
write emergency messages,
put 'em in bottles-
- Lisa.
- No, wait.
And then one of us could
go down and throw them
in the water and then maybe
someone will find them.
- It could take decades for
someone to get that bottle.
- Okay, fine.
Then let's stay here and wait 'til someone
back at school realizes
that something's wrong
and sends another boat.
- Maybe she's right.
Look, they'll probably
send another boat tomorrow
or the day after, for sure, right?
- Yeah, and how do we even
know they're still alive?
- How do we know they're not?
- Well, hey, I mean, we made it back.
- Yeah, so did we.
- If it were me out there,
I would want us to be smart
and stay in an open area like this.
Not out there where it has the advantage.
- She has a point.
Look, nothing happened
to us last night, guys.
- You know what? I'm out.
I'm going to help my friends.
- Hang on.
It's stupid for us to split up.
It's a good way to find
yourself wakin' up dead.
- I agree with that.
- Look, either we all stay or we all go.
We might die either way.
We don't know it's safer to stay here.
Me personally?
My vote is to try to help our friends
rather than hide and hope
someone comes to rescue us.
Brothers and sisters, right?
(upbeat dramatic music)
(tense suspenseful music)
(demon roaring)
- [Lisa] Jake!
Jake!
You good?
Kyle!
(demon growling)
(feet stomping)
(soft suspenseful music)
(Kyle sniffing)
- [Doug] Ugh!
- What is that smell?
(leaves rustling)
(tense suspenseful music)
(intense dramatic music)
(flies buzzing)
- Uh!
- Oh, shit. (coughing)
- Oh, poor thing.
- This was not done for food.
- No.
- Need anymore proof?
We should go back.
- We made a decision.
Let's keep movin'.
(flies buzzing)
- [Carmen] Hey, you
guys, hold on a second.
Doug's got something-
- Hold it.
Girl, I'm okay.
Just go ahead in.
- No, we'll wait.
- Kyle, it's okay, man.
I just got this rock in my shoe.
It's driving me crazy.
I'll catch up.
- Hey, easy on the water.
- Kyle, I'm serious, man.
Go ahead.
- All right, let's go.
(demon roaring)
(soft suspenseful music)
(demon roaring)
- Fuck.
This rock.
(tense suspenseful music)
(demon roaring)
(bird cawing)
(tense suspenseful music)
(demon roaring)
(tense suspenseful music)
- This is stupid.
We should all stick together.
- [Carmen] Yeah.
(rising suspenseful music)
(demon roaring)
- Paul?
- Monica?
- [Doug] Jake?
- [Tina] Monica?
- [Doug] Jake? Come on, man.
- Monica?
Monica? Julie!
Monica?
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
(tense suspenseful music)
Doug?
Doug!
Quit joking around. This is not funny!
Doug?
This isn't funny!
- Carmen! Carmen!
Where'd you say he was?
- He was right behind me, you guys.
I swear to god, he was right there!
- Doug!
- Oh my god, he's dead.
- Stop it, stop it.
- I wanna go back. Can we go back?
Can we all go back?
- [Carmen] Doug?
- It's safer there.
I wanna go back. I'm going back.
- No, no, no. Listen, we
have to stay together.
Doug!
- No, no, no! You don't understand!
You're not listening to me!
I wanna go back.
(Doug grunting)
- She's right.
Nothing happened to us there last night.
We should go back!
- Carmen.
- No!
He talked us into coming out here,
and you were wrong.
- We all made the decision.
- We're safer back at the camp.
Doug would still be alive.
Out here, it has too many-
(demon roaring)
(Doug grunting)
I hate him.
Come on, Lisa, let's go.
- No, just let 'em go.
Maybe they will be safer back at the camp.
Let's just keep going.
- God damn it.
(demon roaring)
(Doug grunting)
- How much further?
- Well, we've still got a ways.
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
- I really have to pee.
- Can't you wait till we get back?
- [Kyle] These seem pretty fresh.
- [Tina] Yeah.
- It looks like it's
headed back towards...
Oh, shit!
- I can't hold it anymore.
- You have to.
- I've been holding it for the last hour.
- All right, all right.
Go over there.
Just do it quickly, okay?
- Okay.
(intense dramatic music)
- Oh.
- Hurry up!
(demon growling)
- What was that?
- What?
- I don't know. I thought
I heard something.
- I don't see anything.
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
What?
(demon roaring)
(Lisa screaming)
(demon roaring)
(Lisa screaming)
(Lisa gasping)
- Which way did it go?
Stay here. Don't leave.
(Lisa gasping)
(intense dramatic music)
(Lisa gasping)
- Shh. Shh.
(tense suspenseful music)
- Son of a bitch!
(birds chirping)
(tense suspenseful music)
(twigs cracking)
(tense suspenseful music)
- Lisa, what are you doing?
Come here. Lisa!
Shit.
(intense dramatic music)
(Lisa gasping)
(tense suspenseful music)
(birds fluttering)
(tense suspenseful music)
(footstep crunching)
(tense suspenseful music)
(intense dramatic music)
(Monica screaming)
- No. (crying)
(Lisa gasping)
(intense dramatic music)
(metal clanging)
- [Lisa] Paul?
Is that you?
Hey! Larry?
It's Lisa.
Hey, who's in there?
(demon roaring)
(Lisa screaming)
(intense dramatic music)
(bone cracking)
(Lisa screaming)
(intense dramatic music)
(bone cracking)
(Lisa screaming)
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
(Lisa screaming)
(demon roaring)
- Lisa!
(demon growling)
Hey, you know, we really
do need to stick together.
Come on, Lisa.
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
(demon shrieking)
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
- Tina!
Lisa!
God damn. Where the hell are they?
- Are you sure this is the spot?
- Yeah.
Shit.
Shit.
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
Come on.
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
Tina!
- Lisa!
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
- I'm coming!
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
- Shh, shh, shh.
(dark ominous music)
(demon roaring)
- It's over there. It's right behind-
- Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Where's Lisa?
(demon roaring)
(soft solemn music)
(demon growling)
(demon roaring)
Where'd you crash?
(demon roaring)
(rocks thudding)
(demon roaring)
(footsteps thudding)
Go, go, go, go.
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
Be careful.
Hold on.
Does any of this look familiar?
- I don't know, um.
You know, it all happened so fast.
I crashed and I flipped, and then Paul.
It was my fault. (crying)
- Hey, hey, come on.
There's nothing you
could've done about that.
- We, we were looking for the others
in the northeast part
of the woods, you know?
(Monica sniffling)
They should be somewhere up ahead.
- Let's hope you're right.
We need that gas for our plan to work.
It's time for us to stop being hunted
and start doing the hunting.
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
- This is it.
I remember coming through
here, passing under this flag.
- Here, this way.
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
- There. Is that it?
- Yeah. Yeah, that's it.
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
So how are we gonna get the gas out?
- Can we turn it over?
- I'll pull the fuel line.
I'll siphon the gas.
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
(Kyle spitting)
- Yes!
- Container.
(demon roaring)
- Oh my god.
- Shit.
Come on, come on.
(demon roaring)
Come on, come on.
- A little more. Just a little more.
- He's coming. Hurry up!
- Isn't that enough?
- That canteen. Thank you.
- [Monica] Hurry up, hurry up!
(demon growling)
Faster!
(demon roaring)
(tense suspenseful music)
(ATV humming)
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
- Sorry.
I need a second to catch my breath.
(Monica gasping)
(demon roaring)
It shouldn't be much further, right?
- A mile, I think.
- How much head start you think we got?
- I don't know.
- So who are we gonna use for bait?
(demon roaring)
- Come on, let's go.
(Monica screaming)
(demon roaring)
(Monica crying)
- Let's get goin'. Take his walkie.
Come on. We're running out of time.
(Monica crying)
(Monica gasping)
There's nothing we can do for him.
We gotta get goin'.
- Come on, Monica. We
don't have a lot of time.
(intense dramatic music)
(crickets chirping)
(dramatic hip hop music)
(rock pounding)
(ratchet clicking)
(fuel splashing)
(dramatic hip hop music)
(intense dramatic music)
(fire crackling)
(match flicking)
(flames whooshing)
(demon roaring)
- [Monica] So that's where I am.
(Monica speaking indistinctly)
We don't know where.
Keep coming.
(footsteps clomping)
(intense dramatic music)
(Monica speaking indistinctly)
What else?
I'm a sitting duck.
I'm a Woodson University alumni.
I work at the (indistinct).
I'm, uh, single.
(demon roaring)
Right now.
Yes, I can feel you coming closer.
This better work.
I hope I hear you coming.
Come and get me.
I'm all yours, you fucking
ceramic motherfucker.
I'm gonna keep talking and talking.
(demon roaring)
Talk more.
(demon roaring)
A good old standard like.
(demon roaring)
Maybe I should talk in
Spanish since you're a piñata.
Um, hola. Yo quiero Taco Bell.
Shit.
Come on, Kyle. Don't be late!
Kyle!
(demon roaring)
(watermelon splatting)
(rope winding)
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
(flames crackling)
Burn, motherfucker, burn!
(demon roaring)
(flames crackling)
- [Tina] Die, bitch!
(demon roaring)
(flames crackling)
(demon roaring)
- Shit!
- Monica!
(Monica screaming)
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
(weapon thudding)
(demon roaring)
(Tina screaming)
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
Shit!
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
(Kyle grunting)
- [Kyle] Use the gas.
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
(Kyle grunting)
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
(fabric ripping)
(Kyle grunting)
(demon roaring)
- Come on, come on.
(intense dramatic music)
(weapon clanging)
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
Have a shot at this, motherfucker!
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
(explosion booming)
(all grunting)
(demons roaring)
(Tina and Kyle grunting)
(soft solemn music)
(intense dramatic music)
- You ever seen anything like this?
- [Cop] I got this one.
- You gotta tell us what happened here.
(Kyle sighing)
(demon roaring)
(upbeat indie music)
♪ So there you are at
the edge of the water ♪
♪ Jump in and get carried away ♪
♪ Untie the knot that
confines your heart ♪
♪ Set it afloat in the free river ♪
♪ I got a taste of the living water ♪
♪ To light up the sun and the moon ♪
♪ I got a taste of the river's water ♪
♪ The breath of path of this tune ♪
♪ The river flows with
all the good things ♪
♪ All the good things ♪
♪ From where it goes,
from where it will be ♪
♪ With waves of love, with waves of love ♪
♪ The river flows with
all the good things ♪
♪ And all its gold runs in our veins ♪
♪ With waves of love, with waves of love ♪
♪ The river flows with
all the good things ♪
(upbeat indie music)
♪ The spirit in you is just like a river ♪
♪ Its waters are true
and its waves are lies ♪
♪ You can hear the cries
all across the water ♪
♪ Two rivers that run
into one great flood ♪
♪ I got the taste of the living water ♪
♪ The light of the sun and the moon ♪
♪ I have the taste of the river's water ♪
♪ The breath of the path of its tune ♪
♪ The river flows with
all the good things ♪
♪ From where it goes,
from where it will be ♪
♪ With waves of love, with waves of love ♪
♪ The river flows with
all the good things ♪
♪ And all its gold runs in our veins ♪
♪ With waves of love, with waves of love ♪
♪ The river flows ♪
♪ Do do do do do do ♪
(upbeat indie music)
♪ The rivers flow with the waves of love ♪
♪ The rivers flow right
through our veins ♪
♪ The rivers flowing ♪
♪ The rivers knowing ♪
♪ The rivers flowing
with the waves of love ♪
♪ Waves of love ♪
♪ The rivers flow right
through our veins ♪
♪ The rivers flowing ♪
♪ The rivers knowing ♪
♪ With all the good things ♪
♪ The river flows with
all the good things ♪
♪ From where it goes,
from where it will be ♪
♪ With waves of love, with waves of love ♪
♪ The river flows with
all the good things ♪
♪ All the good things ♪
♪ All its gold runs in our veins ♪
♪ With waves of love, with waves of love ♪
♪ The river flows with
all the good things ♪
♪ Do do do do do do ♪
(upbeat indie music)
(intense dramatic music)
(stamp thudding)
(dramatic horn music)
(soft tribal music)
(explosion booming)
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
- [Narrator] Many moons ago,
isolated in the remote
mountains of Central America,
a small village named
Mangaño once thrived.
A primitive tribe of people,
they lived in harmony with
nature for many generations,
but now a time of
reckoning was upon the all.
Working in the simple mud
and grass hut of his father
and his grandfather before him,
using the skills that were
passed down through blood,
the village piñata maker, Hunumah,
began the most important
creation in the history
of his village.
(soft tribal music)
For a mysterious drought had
claimed the once fertile land,
and the scorching sun
was becoming relentless.
Using the precious few droplets
of water to shape the clay,
his creation began to take form.
As food was becoming scarce,
the families prayed that
the evil would be driven out
and famine would not consume the land.
The long, hot days melted
into cold, dark nights,
and the nights blurred into day
as Hanumah combined elements
of human and animal form.
(soft tribal music)
An unknown petulance began
to spread through the tribe,
and the shaman, the village
holy man named Antoop,
pleaded with the angry spirits to release
their deadly grip on his people.
(Antoop speaking in foreign language)
Their time was running out,
but the ancient craft could not be rushed,
as the mystical design of the
piñatas had to be precise.
But the vengeful wrath
of the spirits continued,
and the once-thriving valley
was now being consumed
by misery and despair.
(villagers wailing)
Surrounded by the cries of suffering,
Hanumah sculpted one hand
with the power of the bear.
(shaman chanting)
The laid pieces were joined,
and Hanumah prepared
the piñatas for firing.
(pig screeching)
Sacrificing a wild pig, the
shaman carefully removed
the freshly harvested heart.
The heart would be the central force
inside the piñata.
It would draw the evil through the clay.
From the tribe's holiest shrine,
Antoop removed one of the sacred stones
and focused its spiritual energy.
For once inside the head of the piñata,
the stone's power would
activate the sorcery
to seal away the evil forever.
(dramatic tribal music)
The time had come to make the pilgrimage
to the sacred site,
and Antoop led his people on the difficult
many day journey.
Hanumah added the final symbolic markings
to the piñatas.
The ceremony was now ready to begin.
(intense dramatic music)
At the sacred river, Antoop
inhaled from the pipe
of his forefathers, linking
him with the spiritual world.
He summoned the forces of nature
and cried out to the gods.
(Antoop yelling in foreign language)
(intense dramatic music)
One by one he called his people forward.
The shaman believed the
curse was a punishment
from the angry spirits for the sins
in the villager's hearts,
the dark side that is a part of us all,
and he began the ritual
to cleanse their soul.
(demons screeching)
(dramatic tribal music)
Touching the good fortune piñata,
the villagers would complete
the circle of energy.
(dramatic tribal music)
The transfer was now final,
and the evil force was trapped inside
the clay cavity of the piñata.
Silent prayers were uttered
as Antoop carefully set
the grotesque piñata afloat.
The steady current of the holy river
would carry away the evil.
(intense dramatic music)
(clay shattering)
The ceremony continued with the cracking
of the good fortune piñata.
(children whooping)
As the sin-filled piñata floated away,
the forces of nature continued to build.
(thunder clapping)
(lightning zapping)
(explosion booming)
Antoop's task was now complete with
the final bolt of energy.
As long as the piñata lay undisturbed,
the evil would remain locked inside
by the magically-charged clay.
But should the sinful force be awakened,
an unholy terror would be
unleashed upon mankind,
a terror with a craving
for the eternal power
of innocent souls, bringing
death and destruction
to all in its path.
(upbeat rock music)
♪ Do do do do do do do ♪
♪ Do do do do do do do ♪
♪ Do do do do do do do do ♪
- Woo!
♪ Take me to the sunny shore ♪
♪ At the foot of heaven's door ♪
♪ In the bad sun ♪
♪ 'Til the day is done ♪
♪ Yeah, I need some time away ♪
♪ Tequila's just a shot away ♪
♪ In the big world ♪
♪ Wanna be with you ♪
♪ All I want is one last fiesta ♪
♪ Wanna live for my big siesta ♪
(upbeat rock music)
- Yeah!
♪ All I want is one last fiesta ♪
♪ Every day it seems I'm living for ♪
♪ One last fiesta ♪
♪ Can we finally make things right ♪
♪ Not a storm like you tonight ♪
♪ It's a storm night ♪
♪ Let me be your guide ♪
♪ All I want is one last fiesta ♪
♪ Wanna live for my big siesta ♪
(ATVs rumbling)
- So there I am riding the waves
with the love of your life,
wondering why the hell you're
like in the other boat,
when I find out Romeo and
Juliet aren't together anymore.
So what's going on, man?
- We broke up.
- No shit. What happened?
- Nothin'.
Just time to move on.
- Oh.
You cheated.
She cheated?
- Doug, just let it go.
- All right, all right.
If that's the way you want it.
- That's the way I want it.
- Mmm.
So can a brother get down?
- Good luck.
- So, have you talked to him yet?
- He's already made up
his mind, so whatever.
(ATVs rumbling)
(upbeat rock music)
- All right, you guys made it!
(group cheering and clapping)
- Welcome to the 12th annual
Cinco de Mayo scavenger hunt!
(group cheering and clapping)
- I'm Paul, a Beta Chi Omega alum.
- Beta Chi! Woo!
- All right!
- Woo-woo!
- I'm one of the judges.
And this is the other judge.
- [Student] Ooh, baby. Yeah!
(student wolf whistling)
- Hi, I'm Monica, alum
from Kappa Beta Chi.
- They'll fuck any guy.
- Just give 'em a try.
- All right, I am here
to prove to you guys
that you're gonna have a blast,
but first we have to set up camp.
- Which is about a
10-minute trek from here.
- Excuse me, is there
like a bathroom nearby?
- There's a portable at the camp.
- A port-a-potty. You're kidding me?
- Oh, girl, what did you expect?
- The girls at the house
said that there were
full camping facilities
with showers and toi-
(group mocking)
- Yo, go back to model town, girl.
- Bite me!
- Uh-uh-uh-uh, there will
be no sexual activity
on this island unless
I am directly involved.
(group whooping)
So with that in mind, you
have an hour to get settled,
and then the hunt begins.
- Okay, let's do it!
(group whooping and hollering)
(ATVs rumbling)
♪ Da da da da da ♪
- [Group] Drink!
♪ Da da da da da ♪
- [Group] Drink!
♪ Da da da da da ♪
- [Group] Drink!
♪ Da da da da da ♪
- [Group] Drink!
(group whooping and hollering)
- Yeah!
- Ooh!
- All right, you're all initiated.
(group whooping and hollering)
Now, here's the deal, here's the deal.
Scattered around the
island are over 2500 pairs
of men's and women's underwear,
donated by all the houses.
- The couple with the
most underwear by dinner
wins $20,000, half to
be donated to charity,
and the other half to
the winning fraternity
and sorority for house improvements.
(group whooping and hollering)
- At the end of the day,
when you hear the gunshot,
you have one hour to get back to camp.
For every minute you're late,
we deduct from your score.
- Thank you, Paul.
Each team gets two bags.
Oh, and in case you guys
happen to get thirsty,
there are some festive
piñatas scattered around
the island filled with
some choice beverages.
- Tequila!
- [Group] Yeah, tequila!
- Woo-woo!
- Okay, to get things started,
tradition calls for some trivia.
(group whining)
- Listen up. Listen up, guys.
- Okay, first question.
Five bonus pairs to the person
who can tell me the meaning
behind Cinco de Mayo.
- May 5th!
- Not the translation, loser.
- Translation meaning what?
It's all the same.
Come on, give me my undies.
- Denied. Denied.
- Give 'em up.
- Anyone? Anyone?
- [Larry] What the hell?
- [Monica] Cinco de Mayo.
- Excuse to party!
- Could be a person. (burping).
- Hey, isn't that when Evita died?
(Doug spurting)
(group laughing)
- It's a sad, sad day
for Woodson University.
- Celebration of Mexican independence!
(group whooping and hollering)
- Five pairs to Tina,
representing Kappa Kappa Delta.
(group whooping and hollering)
- Den bears, name the city
where the battle took place.
- Tijuana.
(Paul mimicking buzzer sounding)
- Mexico City.
- Incorrect.
- Damn.
- What is Cancun?
- I don't think so, and this
ain't a game show, honey.
(students laughing)
All right, anyone?
The name of the city where
the battle took place.
Anyone?
(students murmuring)
Okay, forget that one.
Last question.
For 20 pairs.
Name of the two opposing
generals in the battle.
- [Student] Zorro!
- No, no, no! Yo, I know that one, yo.
- Yeah?
- [Student] Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
- General Cheech and General Chong, baby.
(group whooping and hollering)
- You guys are pathetic.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What about funny creative?
I mean, give me five pairs.
I don't know, let me just smell the pants.
(students laughing)
(Doug sniffing)
- [Student] Aw, man.
- Right there.
- Raising the stakes.
25 pairs, going once.
- Let's just start the game!
(group whooping and hollering)
- Right!
- Going twice!
- How about 50 pairs?
- [Students] Ooo!
- [Paul] Sold. 50 pairs it is.
- Cool.
On May 5, 1862, General Ignacio Zaragoza
led the Mexicans to victory.
- All right, Einstein!
- How does he know that?
- Defending the town of Puebla against
the attacking French led by
General Charles Latrille.
(group whooping and yelling)
- [Student] I wanna
smoke what he's smokin'.
- 50 pair.
Professor Kyle, representing
Delta Landa Delta.
- Yeah!
- All right, boys and
girls, let's pair up!
(group whooping and yelling)
- When I call your names,
please come forward.
First, Jake and Julie.
- Better not slow me down.
- I wouldn't dream of it, Rambo.
(handcuffs clicking)
- [Monica] Larry and Connie.
- You know, I could do
that a lot better for you.
(handcuffs clicking)
Doug and Carmen.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Hook me up, baby.
Hook me up.
Ha-ha-ha, the team to beat.
Got it?
- Yeah.
- Let's go.
- Bob and Lisa.
- Woo!
- Uh-uh, no.
- This won't do.
Unacceptable.
- Seriously.
- [Kyle] They can't be a team.
- Guys, listen. No switches.
We have to stick to the
pairings on the list.
Tradition.
- Screw tradition.
- [Tina] Seriously, okay?
- Sorry. Good luck.
- I don't believe this.
(fly buzzing)
This cannot be happening.
(fly buzzing)
- [Paul] On your mark.
- Say bye to wine, darling.
- Get set!
(gun firing)
(group whooping and yelling)
(ATVs revving)
(handcuffs clattering)
- Ow! You're hurting me!
- I'm not doing anything.
- You know what? Stop pulling.
- Don't tell me what to do.
I'm trying to get us out.
- I'm just not playing, that's all.
- This sucks.
(Tina and Kyle grunting)
- God!
Ugh, can it get any worse?
- We can invite your little
study partner to join us.
I bet you'd like that.
- Uh, you are such an idiot, I swear!
- Yeah, I guess I was.
- Ow.
Looks like we'll just have to sit here
and wait till it's over.
How exciting for me.
- Yes.
(upbeat pop/rock music)
♪ Take me back ♪
♪ To my cherry missile ♪
- Slow down!
You're going to break my arm off, cheat!
- Come on! Let's go! Let's go!
- It's not like we're trying to score
a touchdown here!
- Ugh, yes we are!
- Ow!
(upbeat pop/rock music)
- Oh! (gasping)
Totally cool.
- See?
- I told you to trust me.
- Oh, cool.
- Check this out.
- What's that? Where'd you get that?
- Beta's have connections.
- Can't we get disqualified?
- No one's gonna know.
You wanna win, right?
Huh?
We'll just put 'em back on after.
Come on. Let's have some fun, huh?
What do you say?
- Yeah, okay. Cool.
Ah!
- Okay.
You up for it, hmm?
Good stuff.
- Yeah, okay.
(Bob coughing)
(soft ominous music)
♪ 10, nine, eight, seven,
six, five, four, three, two ♪
♪ Two, two, two ♪
♪ I just wanna be in space with you ♪
(both laughing)
- Alrighty then. Let's go get 'em.
- Okay.
♪ 10, nine, eight, seven,
six, five, four, three, two ♪
♪ Two ♪
♪ Think of all the fun things we can do ♪
♪ Do ♪
♪ One ♪
♪ Zero ♪
♪ And blast off ♪
(birds chirping)
(Lisa giggling)
(soft ominous music)
- Oops!
Can't forget that one.
Totally cool.
(soft suspenseful music)
(water splashing)
Oh!
(Lisa laughing)
(Lisa humming)
(soft mysterious music)
(chuckling) Hey, Bill!
Bill!
- Bob. Bob.
- What?
- My name is Bob, not Bill. Bob.
- Oh, yeah. Sorry.
Bob, why are you whispering?
- I don't know. That's
a very good question.
- Oh.
Check it out.
- Oh, wow. Where'd you get that?
- It was stuck in the mud.
- What is it?
- I think it's a piñata.
- Pretty scary lookin', huh?
- Oh no. I think it's totally cool.
- What's in it?
- I don't know.
But it's definitely not from this year.
Who knows what they used
to put in these things.
(both laughing)
- Let's crack it open.
- No, we shouldn't.
- Why?
It's just a piñata.
Come on, dude.
- Yeah, you're right.
- All right, we need
something to hit it with.
- Okay, okay.
(branch snapping)
(branch thudding)
- Damn.
What the hell is this shit made of?
- Okay, hey.
How about a rock?
- Excellent idea.
That is like a great idea.
A rock.
(Lisa laughing)
(dark ominous music)
- Hey! How about this?
- Perfect.
That is like the fuckin' perfect rock.
(kisses smacking)
(Lisa giggling)
(rock thudding)
(dark ominous music)
(rock thudding)
(demons screeching)
Yeah! I think I got it.
(demon screeching)
- Do you hear that?
- What the fuck is that?
(demon roaring)
(demons screeching)
Do you hear that?
- What the hell is that?
(leaves rustling)
(demons screeching)
(lightning zapping)
(dark ominous music)
What was in that pot?
- That was like totally fucked.
- Huh?
(wind howling)
- [Lisa] Where'd it go?
- [Bob] It was right there.
- A piñata, right?
We were cracking a piñata?
- [Bob] Yeah.
(demons screeching)
(demon growling)
(demon roaring)
- Let's get outta here.
(demon roaring)
(blood splattering)
(Lisa screaming)
(demon roaring)
(Lisa screaming)
(demon roaring)
(Lisa screaming)
(demon growling)
(demon roaring)
(demon laughing)
- What do you say about a truce?
- Hell no.
- What? You just wanna sit around
and do nothin' 'til dinner?
- No, I'd rather be playing,
just with someone other than you.
- The feeling's mutual, but I
ain't sittin' around all day.
- What are you doing?
- Look, the Delta's have won
this three out of eight years,
and I wanna make it four.
We have a 60 pair start,
so either I drag your
sorry ass around the woods,
or you help me and we win this together.
- You wouldn't drag me.
- You wanna bet?
What's it gonna be?
All right.
- Ow! Ow! Okay, okay, okay.
Wait, these things hurt!
- Stop your complainin'.
You begged me for weeks
to use handcuffs on you.
You just got your wish.
Now play nice and let's go.
- [Connie] I thought you
said it wasn't that far.
- Almost there.
There. That's the last marker.
Beta Chi's rule!
Let's see. It's over here.
(branches snapping)
Shh.
- What?
- I think someone's comin'.
- I don't hear anything.
(dark ominous music)
(brush rustling)
- There!
Do you hear it?
- Oh, it sounds like
they're coming this way.
Hey!
- Hey, stop!
- What?
- They'll hear us. Come on!
(dark ominous music)
Get down.
Shh. Shh. Be quiet.
They're coming.
- Come on, it's just-
- [Larry] Just be quiet.
- [Connie] I still can't hear anything.
(intense dramatic music)
- What the hell are you doing?
- Right, Bob. I.
- What's wrong?
- Bob, he's, he's, he's dead.
Bob, Bob, Bob is dead!
- Bob's dead?
- No, yeah, he's dead.
- What happened?
- No, he, he, he's dead!
A pin, a piñata came, came to life
and smashed his head and killed him!
We gotta get outta here.
We gotta get outta here.
We gotta get outta here.
- Man, you reek!
What, you've been smokin' mota, too?
- You know, this isn't funny, Lisa.
Ew.
- Good blood!
- How'd you get the handcuffs off?
- Oh, god!
- So what?
You get us to go back while Bob scores
all the underwear?
Nice try, sister. (chuckling)
It's not gonna happen.
I don't think so.
(Lisa gasping)
- Oh, god.
Oh, god!
(Larry laughing)
- She's out of her mind.
You know, what some people will do to win.
- Oh, you should talk, Mr. Secret Stash.
- Well, yeah. You're right!
We're wasting time. Let's go!
(demons roaring)
- You know, she almost had me there until
the killed by the piñata line.
- I know.
Like why didn't she say it was, you know,
like a wild animal or something?
- I'm gonna believe like a bear
or like an escaped convict or something.
- A piñata. (laughing)
God. (laughing)
(intense dramatic music)
So how much further?
- Shouldn't be far.
(demons screeching)
(dramatic tribal music)
Shh.
- What is wrong?
- Over there.
(demon growling)
There he is!
- Oh, shit! Run for your lives!
- No, come on! We can take 'em!
(demons roaring)
This is for Bob, you evil piñata!
(piñata shattering)
(demon growling)
Woo-hoo! Yeah!
All right, there you go.
(demon roaring)
Bitch.
(Connie laughing)
- I don't know how else to explain this.
Um.
It's hard to believe what I saw,
but I know, I know what I saw.
It was a piñata.
That's what it was.
And now Bill is dead, Bill is dead from-
- Bob.
- Bob.
Bob, right.
Um.
How could this happen?
I don't understand.
- Just take it easy.
- You'd understand, you know,
if he fell out of a tree or,
or hit his head on a rock, you know?
Shit happens.
But.
Okay, yes, we were drinking.
And yes, we were smoking.
But I know what I saw,
and as crazy as it sounds, it happened.
And, um.
I should've just left the
damn thing in the mud.
We have to get off this island.
(dirt and rocks clattering)
- Oh, yeah. Who's the
man, baby? (laughing)
One, two.
Three, four.
Five, six.
(shovel thudding)
(dramatic tribal music)
Woo-hoo! Yeah! Yeah!
(demon roaring)
All right! What did I tell you?
- Beta Chi's rule!
- Yeah!
Woo-hoo-hoo!
All right.
Yeah, we hit the mother load, baby!
Woo-hoo!
- Hey, stop pullin'.
- Come on!
Yeah!
- Okay, we're set.
- All right, let's...
Where the hell did it go?
(demon roaring)
(Larry screaming)
Connie!
(demon roaring)
(shovel thudding)
(Larry screaming)
Oh no!
Ah, ah! Get away!
No!
(demon roaring)
(Larry screaming)
- Do you believe her or do you think
this is some sort of practical joke?
I mean, what do you think she saw?
- I don't know.
- Do you think he's dead?
- Why would she lie?
And if he isn't, where is he?
Something happened out there.
The question is what.
(engine starting)
- Well, what Maureen didn't
see was me slapping him
in the face after he kissed me.
I mean, I didn't know he was
gonna do that, believe me.
I have no interest in that guy whatsoever.
Besides, he's an arrogant asshole
and I haven't seen him since.
What?
You don't believe me now?
- No, just hurry up and concentrate.
You're gettin' really heavy.
- Oh, so now I'm fat?
- No.
Just get 'em all down so
you can get your ass down.
- Well, you can believe what you want.
I told you the truth.
- Fine.
- A little to the left now.
(Kyle grunting)
- [Kyle] Yeah.
- Okay, down, please.
- Yes, Your Highness.
(engines rumbling)
Hey, what's up?
- You guys all right?
- Never been better.
- What are you doing?
- You disappointed?
- [Monica] The game's over.
- We didn't hear a gunshot.
- Yeah, who won?
- Well, uh, somebody got hurt,
so we're stopping the game.
- Who? What happened?
- Bob had an accident.
- Is it serious?
- Well, we're on our way to check it out.
- Do you need any help?
- Yeah, uh, get back to
camp as quickly as you can.
In my side duffel is my starter's pistol.
Fire off a shot for the others
and start packing your gear.
- Here. In case we need to coordinate.
- Are we leaving?
- Maybe.
- If y'all pass any of the
others on the way back,
let 'em know what's going on.
- Lisa's already there.
She's pretty upset about Bob.
Be careful.
- [Monica] Bob!
- [Paul] Bob, where are you?
Bob!
- Bob?
(tense suspenseful music)
Bob!
- Bob!
(engines rumbling)
Bob!
- [Monica] Bob!
- [Both] Bob!
- Bob?
(tense suspenseful music)
- Bob!
Bob!
- Bob!
- Bob?
- [Monica] Bob, it's Monica.
(branch snapping)
(bird fluttering)
(birds chirping)
- Bob.
- [Both] Bob?
- [Paul] Bob?
- Bob?
(Monica screaming)
(intense dramatic music)
Oh, god! No!
Oh, god! Oh!
(flies buzzing)
(dramatic solemn music)
(upbeat hip hop music)
(demon growling)
(upbeat hip hop music)
(demon growling)
(upbeat hip hop music)
(demon growling)
- Don't you think we should
finish counting our score?
- But we were scoring pretty good.
- We were. What was it?
121.
122.
I thought you wanted to win.
- I do, but-
- Well then, let's go.
You're not a loser, are you?
Come on.
123.
124.
125.
125 plus your?
- Ah, 147.
- Equals two?
- 272.
- 272.
Not bad.
- And we still got some time left.
(demon growling)
Ooh, missed that one.
Pretty cool-lookin' piñata.
- No, it's gross.
- Let's go check it out.
Then we gotta get goin'.
- Whatever you say, chief.
(demon growling)
- Probably hold a fifth
of tequila in that sucker.
- Then what are you gonna drink?
- I don't think so.
(Julie laughing)
Ooo, scary.
Let's open you up there, big guy.
(demon roaring)
(Julie screaming)
(Jake screaming)
- Jake! Jake!
(Jake screaming)
(demon roaring)
(Julie screaming)
(Jake screaming)
(Julie screaming)
(demon roaring)
(gun firing)
- What's up with that?
- I don't know. It's not time yet.
- Shit!
Here we go!
- Get those! Get those!
(birds chirping)
- [Lisa] We've gotta get off this island.
I know what I saw.
- [Larry] Bob's dead?
- Piñata. I know what I saw.
I know what I saw.
You guys should've just left everything.
How can this happen?
I know what I saw.
- [Bob] It's just a piñata.
It's just a piñata.
It's just a piñata.
(soft solemn music)
- Thanks.
- Look, I'm sorry for
jumping to conclusions about-
- You know what? It's okay.
I probably would've reacted the same way
if the situation were reversed.
- I miss you, T.
- Yeah, me too.
(soft solemn music)
(tense suspenseful music)
- Kyle, it's Paul. Are you there?
(radio static crackling)
Kyle, it's Paul.
- [Kyle] Go ahead, Paul.
- Who's there with you?
- [Kyle] Tina and Lisa.
- No one else?
- [Kyle] Not yet.
- Shit.
Okay, get down to the boats right away.
- [Kyle] What is it?
- Bob's dead.
We just found him strung up
in a tree, ripped in half.
- What?
- [Paul] His head was bashed
in like a fresh pumpkin.
Kyle? Kyle, are you there?
- Yeah.
- Grab whatever you can
and get down to the boats.
We'll try to find the others
and direct them to the beach.
As soon as you've got a full boat,
take off back to camp.
The rest of us will take the second boat.
Be careful.
Someone or something's out there
and it's majorly fucked up.
(engines starting)
(intense dramatic music)
- [Paul] Jake!
- [Monica] Jake!
- What happened out there?
- You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
- Try me.
- [Paul] Julie!
- [Monica] Julie!
Connie!
(demon roaring)
- [Doug] Okay, whoa, whoa. You all right?
- [Carmen] Yeah.
- All right, this way.
- Are you sure this is right?
- Yeah, I'm sure, girl. I'm Doug.
- Great. We're lost.
- No, we're not lost, we're not lost.
Look, we're just, uh, we're
taking the scenic route.
- Everything is scenic out here, Doug.
- I know, I know.
But listen, I promise you.
We're gonna get back and
we're gonna win this.
A little extra walk is not gonna kill ya.
(waves lapping)
- Shit.
- Oh my god.
(dramatic mysterious music)
(engines rumbling)
- [Paul] Doug?
(engines rumbling)
(intense dramatic music)
(Monica screaming)
(demon roaring)
Straight! Keep going! Faster!
(engines revving)
- [Monica] Come on!
(demon roaring)
(engine revving)
Paul!
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
- [Paul] More gas! Don't stop!
- [Monica] It's getting closer!
(demon roaring)
- Watch out!
(demon roaring)
Come on! Move it!
Hurry! This way!
(engines revving)
(Monica screaming)
(Monica thudding)
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
- [Monica] Oh, my leg!
- [Paul] Come on!
(demon roaring)
Move! Move!
Hurry!
(intense dramatic music)
Keep movin'.
(intense dramatic music)
(Monica grunting)
(demon roaring)
- [Paul] Hurry! Hurry!
(demon roaring)
- Paul! Paul!
Paul! No!
(demon roaring)
(Paul screaming)
(Monica screaming)
- Get outta here!
Monica, go!
- No, Paul!
- Go!
(demon roaring)
(Paul screaming)
(weapon thudding)
(demon roaring)
(Monica screaming)
(Monica gasping)
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
(Monica screaming)
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
(Monica coughing)
(intense dramatic music)
(crickets chirping)
(flames crackling)
- Okay, maybe it's like a
wild animal or something.
- Have you ever heard of a wild animal
that strings someone
up after killing them?
- Okay, so maybe it was
some screwed up hermit
that no one knew was
living here on the island.
- Did you get a good look
at the piñata's feet?
- I, uh, I don't remember.
- Were they hoofed? Try to think.
- It happened so fast. I don't know.
But I saw its eyes,
and they were fiery red
and glowing and-
- Why are we still talking about this?
I mean, you guys don't actually believe
there's a killer piñata out there, do you?
- I don't know what I think.
There's this old Mexican
folklore I studied about
that fits what Lisa's description is.
It tells a story of Magaño,
a small, remote village
in Central America.
- That had a killer piñata?
- The village was
prosperous until suddenly
famine and disease consumed it.
The shaman figured it was
the sins of the people
that brought on this curse.
So he decided to perform a ceremony to rid
the land of the evilness in their hearts.
He created two symbolic piñatas.
One to represent good fortune,
and the other to be used as a receptacle
for the transgressions
of the entire village.
He symbolically transferred the sins
onto the piñata and cast it
off by setting it out to sea.
Now, according to the folklore,
prosperity soon returned
and the piñata was never seen again.
- So you think that's what's out there?
- I saw prints near the
wreckage of the boats
that was made by a
creature with hoofed feet.
Now the legend says that this piñata
had two hoofed feet, and
the actual heart of a pig.
It's upper body is very
human-like with fire-red eyes
and horns on its head.
- Like the devil.
- Okay, is there any proof
of this ever happening?
- No.
- Well then how do we know?
- Look, just because they
haven't found any proof
doesn't mean it never
really ever happened.
- Well, usually they have
something to support it
if it's true.
- No, they're finding
things in the Middle East
everyday that supports
stories in the Old Testament.
Now does that mean the Red
Sea was ever really parted?
Maybe the evidence didn't survive time,
or perhaps it's still waiting to be found.
- But a piñata coming
alive and killing people?
I mean, that's a bit out
there, don't you think?
- Did the legend say anything
about it coming to life?
- Not that I recall.
- Then how do you explain that?
- We were hitting it with a stone,
trying to break it open
to see what was inside.
And when we finally cracked it,
we heard a sound like,
like we were letting out
the pain and suffering
of an entire village.
I had no idea how to describe it
until you just put it into words.
We thought it was because we were high,
but that is exactly what it sounded like.
- Have you ever heard of an animal
with only two hoofed feet?
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
(bird cawing)
(Lisa gasping)
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
(Lisa gasping)
(metal clanging)
- [Tina] What was that?
- Who's there?
- [Tina] Oh my god, I'm gonna die.
Oh my god, I'm gonna die.
- [Kyle] Shh, shh.
(intense dramatic music)
(Doug and Carmen screaming)
(Lisa screaming)
- What the hell are you doing?
- What's wrong?
We're just having a little fun.
- It's not funny.
- Obviously you guys don't
know what's been going on?
- Ooo, what's been going on?
- Hey, where's everyone else?
(intense dramatic music)
(insects chirping)
(water rippling)
(birds chirping)
- All right, we've given
them a couple hours.
It's light and there's no response
from the walkie talkie.
Let's get goin'.
Everyone stay close together.
- Why don't we try and
swim back to campus?
- What?
- Swim. Why don't we swim?
- It's 15 miles, Lisa.
- Yeah, so. Marathons are 26.
- I'm not that good of a swimmer.
- The ocean's different.
We'd never make it.
- A boat would see us?
- Maybe.
- And what about sharks?
- Fine.
Fine, then why don't we
just stay right here.
- You know what?
There's six of our friends out there
that may need our help.
- We'd do the same for you.
- It's not that I don't
want to help them, okay?
It's just that what are we gonna do?
We're gonna get ourselves killed.
What is that gonna do?
If we stay here, we could
write emergency messages,
put 'em in bottles-
- Lisa.
- No, wait.
And then one of us could
go down and throw them
in the water and then maybe
someone will find them.
- It could take decades for
someone to get that bottle.
- Okay, fine.
Then let's stay here and wait 'til someone
back at school realizes
that something's wrong
and sends another boat.
- Maybe she's right.
Look, they'll probably
send another boat tomorrow
or the day after, for sure, right?
- Yeah, and how do we even
know they're still alive?
- How do we know they're not?
- Well, hey, I mean, we made it back.
- Yeah, so did we.
- If it were me out there,
I would want us to be smart
and stay in an open area like this.
Not out there where it has the advantage.
- She has a point.
Look, nothing happened
to us last night, guys.
- You know what? I'm out.
I'm going to help my friends.
- Hang on.
It's stupid for us to split up.
It's a good way to find
yourself wakin' up dead.
- I agree with that.
- Look, either we all stay or we all go.
We might die either way.
We don't know it's safer to stay here.
Me personally?
My vote is to try to help our friends
rather than hide and hope
someone comes to rescue us.
Brothers and sisters, right?
(upbeat dramatic music)
(tense suspenseful music)
(demon roaring)
- [Lisa] Jake!
Jake!
You good?
Kyle!
(demon growling)
(feet stomping)
(soft suspenseful music)
(Kyle sniffing)
- [Doug] Ugh!
- What is that smell?
(leaves rustling)
(tense suspenseful music)
(intense dramatic music)
(flies buzzing)
- Uh!
- Oh, shit. (coughing)
- Oh, poor thing.
- This was not done for food.
- No.
- Need anymore proof?
We should go back.
- We made a decision.
Let's keep movin'.
(flies buzzing)
- [Carmen] Hey, you
guys, hold on a second.
Doug's got something-
- Hold it.
Girl, I'm okay.
Just go ahead in.
- No, we'll wait.
- Kyle, it's okay, man.
I just got this rock in my shoe.
It's driving me crazy.
I'll catch up.
- Hey, easy on the water.
- Kyle, I'm serious, man.
Go ahead.
- All right, let's go.
(demon roaring)
(soft suspenseful music)
(demon roaring)
- Fuck.
This rock.
(tense suspenseful music)
(demon roaring)
(bird cawing)
(tense suspenseful music)
(demon roaring)
(tense suspenseful music)
- This is stupid.
We should all stick together.
- [Carmen] Yeah.
(rising suspenseful music)
(demon roaring)
- Paul?
- Monica?
- [Doug] Jake?
- [Tina] Monica?
- [Doug] Jake? Come on, man.
- Monica?
Monica? Julie!
Monica?
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
(tense suspenseful music)
Doug?
Doug!
Quit joking around. This is not funny!
Doug?
This isn't funny!
- Carmen! Carmen!
Where'd you say he was?
- He was right behind me, you guys.
I swear to god, he was right there!
- Doug!
- Oh my god, he's dead.
- Stop it, stop it.
- I wanna go back. Can we go back?
Can we all go back?
- [Carmen] Doug?
- It's safer there.
I wanna go back. I'm going back.
- No, no, no. Listen, we
have to stay together.
Doug!
- No, no, no! You don't understand!
You're not listening to me!
I wanna go back.
(Doug grunting)
- She's right.
Nothing happened to us there last night.
We should go back!
- Carmen.
- No!
He talked us into coming out here,
and you were wrong.
- We all made the decision.
- We're safer back at the camp.
Doug would still be alive.
Out here, it has too many-
(demon roaring)
(Doug grunting)
I hate him.
Come on, Lisa, let's go.
- No, just let 'em go.
Maybe they will be safer back at the camp.
Let's just keep going.
- God damn it.
(demon roaring)
(Doug grunting)
- How much further?
- Well, we've still got a ways.
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
- I really have to pee.
- Can't you wait till we get back?
- [Kyle] These seem pretty fresh.
- [Tina] Yeah.
- It looks like it's
headed back towards...
Oh, shit!
- I can't hold it anymore.
- You have to.
- I've been holding it for the last hour.
- All right, all right.
Go over there.
Just do it quickly, okay?
- Okay.
(intense dramatic music)
- Oh.
- Hurry up!
(demon growling)
- What was that?
- What?
- I don't know. I thought
I heard something.
- I don't see anything.
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
What?
(demon roaring)
(Lisa screaming)
(demon roaring)
(Lisa screaming)
(Lisa gasping)
- Which way did it go?
Stay here. Don't leave.
(Lisa gasping)
(intense dramatic music)
(Lisa gasping)
- Shh. Shh.
(tense suspenseful music)
- Son of a bitch!
(birds chirping)
(tense suspenseful music)
(twigs cracking)
(tense suspenseful music)
- Lisa, what are you doing?
Come here. Lisa!
Shit.
(intense dramatic music)
(Lisa gasping)
(tense suspenseful music)
(birds fluttering)
(tense suspenseful music)
(footstep crunching)
(tense suspenseful music)
(intense dramatic music)
(Monica screaming)
- No. (crying)
(Lisa gasping)
(intense dramatic music)
(metal clanging)
- [Lisa] Paul?
Is that you?
Hey! Larry?
It's Lisa.
Hey, who's in there?
(demon roaring)
(Lisa screaming)
(intense dramatic music)
(bone cracking)
(Lisa screaming)
(intense dramatic music)
(bone cracking)
(Lisa screaming)
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
(Lisa screaming)
(demon roaring)
- Lisa!
(demon growling)
Hey, you know, we really
do need to stick together.
Come on, Lisa.
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
(demon shrieking)
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
- Tina!
Lisa!
God damn. Where the hell are they?
- Are you sure this is the spot?
- Yeah.
Shit.
Shit.
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
Come on.
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
Tina!
- Lisa!
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
- I'm coming!
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
- Shh, shh, shh.
(dark ominous music)
(demon roaring)
- It's over there. It's right behind-
- Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Where's Lisa?
(demon roaring)
(soft solemn music)
(demon growling)
(demon roaring)
Where'd you crash?
(demon roaring)
(rocks thudding)
(demon roaring)
(footsteps thudding)
Go, go, go, go.
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
Be careful.
Hold on.
Does any of this look familiar?
- I don't know, um.
You know, it all happened so fast.
I crashed and I flipped, and then Paul.
It was my fault. (crying)
- Hey, hey, come on.
There's nothing you
could've done about that.
- We, we were looking for the others
in the northeast part
of the woods, you know?
(Monica sniffling)
They should be somewhere up ahead.
- Let's hope you're right.
We need that gas for our plan to work.
It's time for us to stop being hunted
and start doing the hunting.
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
- This is it.
I remember coming through
here, passing under this flag.
- Here, this way.
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
- There. Is that it?
- Yeah. Yeah, that's it.
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
So how are we gonna get the gas out?
- Can we turn it over?
- I'll pull the fuel line.
I'll siphon the gas.
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
(Kyle spitting)
- Yes!
- Container.
(demon roaring)
- Oh my god.
- Shit.
Come on, come on.
(demon roaring)
Come on, come on.
- A little more. Just a little more.
- He's coming. Hurry up!
- Isn't that enough?
- That canteen. Thank you.
- [Monica] Hurry up, hurry up!
(demon growling)
Faster!
(demon roaring)
(tense suspenseful music)
(ATV humming)
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
- Sorry.
I need a second to catch my breath.
(Monica gasping)
(demon roaring)
It shouldn't be much further, right?
- A mile, I think.
- How much head start you think we got?
- I don't know.
- So who are we gonna use for bait?
(demon roaring)
- Come on, let's go.
(Monica screaming)
(demon roaring)
(Monica crying)
- Let's get goin'. Take his walkie.
Come on. We're running out of time.
(Monica crying)
(Monica gasping)
There's nothing we can do for him.
We gotta get goin'.
- Come on, Monica. We
don't have a lot of time.
(intense dramatic music)
(crickets chirping)
(dramatic hip hop music)
(rock pounding)
(ratchet clicking)
(fuel splashing)
(dramatic hip hop music)
(intense dramatic music)
(fire crackling)
(match flicking)
(flames whooshing)
(demon roaring)
- [Monica] So that's where I am.
(Monica speaking indistinctly)
We don't know where.
Keep coming.
(footsteps clomping)
(intense dramatic music)
(Monica speaking indistinctly)
What else?
I'm a sitting duck.
I'm a Woodson University alumni.
I work at the (indistinct).
I'm, uh, single.
(demon roaring)
Right now.
Yes, I can feel you coming closer.
This better work.
I hope I hear you coming.
Come and get me.
I'm all yours, you fucking
ceramic motherfucker.
I'm gonna keep talking and talking.
(demon roaring)
Talk more.
(demon roaring)
A good old standard like.
(demon roaring)
Maybe I should talk in
Spanish since you're a piñata.
Um, hola. Yo quiero Taco Bell.
Shit.
Come on, Kyle. Don't be late!
Kyle!
(demon roaring)
(watermelon splatting)
(rope winding)
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
(flames crackling)
Burn, motherfucker, burn!
(demon roaring)
(flames crackling)
- [Tina] Die, bitch!
(demon roaring)
(flames crackling)
(demon roaring)
- Shit!
- Monica!
(Monica screaming)
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
(weapon thudding)
(demon roaring)
(Tina screaming)
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
Shit!
(intense dramatic music)
(demon roaring)
(Kyle grunting)
- [Kyle] Use the gas.
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
(Kyle grunting)
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
(fabric ripping)
(Kyle grunting)
(demon roaring)
- Come on, come on.
(intense dramatic music)
(weapon clanging)
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
Have a shot at this, motherfucker!
(demon roaring)
(intense dramatic music)
(explosion booming)
(all grunting)
(demons roaring)
(Tina and Kyle grunting)
(soft solemn music)
(intense dramatic music)
- You ever seen anything like this?
- [Cop] I got this one.
- You gotta tell us what happened here.
(Kyle sighing)
(demon roaring)
(upbeat indie music)
♪ So there you are at
the edge of the water ♪
♪ Jump in and get carried away ♪
♪ Untie the knot that
confines your heart ♪
♪ Set it afloat in the free river ♪
♪ I got a taste of the living water ♪
♪ To light up the sun and the moon ♪
♪ I got a taste of the river's water ♪
♪ The breath of path of this tune ♪
♪ The river flows with
all the good things ♪
♪ All the good things ♪
♪ From where it goes,
from where it will be ♪
♪ With waves of love, with waves of love ♪
♪ The river flows with
all the good things ♪
♪ And all its gold runs in our veins ♪
♪ With waves of love, with waves of love ♪
♪ The river flows with
all the good things ♪
(upbeat indie music)
♪ The spirit in you is just like a river ♪
♪ Its waters are true
and its waves are lies ♪
♪ You can hear the cries
all across the water ♪
♪ Two rivers that run
into one great flood ♪
♪ I got the taste of the living water ♪
♪ The light of the sun and the moon ♪
♪ I have the taste of the river's water ♪
♪ The breath of the path of its tune ♪
♪ The river flows with
all the good things ♪
♪ From where it goes,
from where it will be ♪
♪ With waves of love, with waves of love ♪
♪ The river flows with
all the good things ♪
♪ And all its gold runs in our veins ♪
♪ With waves of love, with waves of love ♪
♪ The river flows ♪
♪ Do do do do do do ♪
(upbeat indie music)
♪ The rivers flow with the waves of love ♪
♪ The rivers flow right
through our veins ♪
♪ The rivers flowing ♪
♪ The rivers knowing ♪
♪ The rivers flowing
with the waves of love ♪
♪ Waves of love ♪
♪ The rivers flow right
through our veins ♪
♪ The rivers flowing ♪
♪ The rivers knowing ♪
♪ With all the good things ♪
♪ The river flows with
all the good things ♪
♪ From where it goes,
from where it will be ♪
♪ With waves of love, with waves of love ♪
♪ The river flows with
all the good things ♪
♪ All the good things ♪
♪ All its gold runs in our veins ♪
♪ With waves of love, with waves of love ♪
♪ The river flows with
all the good things ♪
♪ Do do do do do do ♪
(upbeat indie music)