Support the Girls (2018) - full transcript

Yeah.

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ I'm a true blue

American daughter ♪

♪ Heart strong and

Stubborn like my father ♪

♪ A little strawberry sweet

With a raw and rowdy streak ♪

♪ If it scares ya honey

Don't even bother ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Ain't got time For

big hat no cattle ♪

♪ Boy you got to sit

tall In the saddle ♪

♪ Ain't my first rodeo ♪

♪ You ain't gonna Take me home ♪

♪ If you take it Nice and slow ♪

♪ Lets go ♪

♪ Hey baby if you wanna ♪

♪ Take a ride ♪

♪ You gotta treat me right ♪

♪ Come on baby cowboy up ♪

♪ I need a man ♪

♪ Who's man enough

To handle my love ♪

♪ Come on baby cowboy up ♪

♪ Cowboy up ♪

♪ Little dirt on

your hands Is sexy ♪

♪ Dug his nails And

rocks me steady ♪

♪ I like 'em salt of the earth

In a sweaty white t-shirt ♪

♪ And knows he's gotta work ♪

♪ Gotta work to get me ♪

♪ Hey baby if you... ♪

Hey.

How you doing today, honey?

- Me?

- Yeah.

I'm great.

- Okay.

- I'm great.

We're going all out today, okay?

Balls to the wall!

Balls to the wall!

Thank you, honey.

Okay.

- Hey Lisa.

- Mm-hmm.

There's some... there's

some sort of weird sound

in the locker room, but

I couldn't really tell

where it was coming from.

What kind of sound?

I don't know. Just like a...

like a banging, or something.

Is it from the ceiling?

Yeah, yeah, it

could be, I guess.

Okay, please, don't mess with

me today, A/C. I Just...

- Lisa!

- Hi.

- Oh, hi.

- Hey, I'm Jennelle.

I'm here for the,

um, the interview.

Oh, yes. Nice and early.

Okay, I like that.

- So, I'm hired?

- Oh, well, uh, probably,

sweetheart. But we

gotta be professional

- and check off all our boxes.

- Yeah, no, I... I love

being professional. That's

always, like huge for me.

Just have a seat. Well,

yeah, get comfy.

Can I ask, do you

get, like, grabbed?

It happens. Yeah.

Like when someone's

super wasted or whatever,

but it's pretty rare,

and you can usually tell when

something like that's coming,

you know, and just kind of like...

boop.

You know, let me just say this,

uh, we have a zero-tolerance

policy on it.

You know, I don't mind calling

the cops if a customer's

committing the crime of

sexual assault and trust me,

I don't have to call far

because you know what?

We have a lot of officers

who are regulars.

And Officer Dominguez is a cutie.

I think.

Uh, but seriously, y'all, um...

let me just say,

the most important thing is that

this is a mainstream place,

you know? And it's

a family place,

which means a lot of

families come here.

And it also means that

we're all family.

And yeah, you're not, you know,

you're not wearing a whole

lot of clothes but, trust

me, if these guys wanted

to go to a strip club, they

know where to find them.

They just come here so

some sweet girls can take

good care of 'em. It's

like, like working at...

at Chili's or Applebee's

except it's more fun,

and the tips are way better.

- Usually.

- If you know how to work it.

Well...

Okay, so next, ladies, if

you can just turn around

right behind you,

you're gonna see

Whammies' golden rules. Let's

go straight to number two.

Be responsible.

All right, I hate firing people.

Uh, it breaks my heart.

It's the least favorite

part of my job.

But, I do it when I have to.

I mean, there've been girls

that I would have literally

donated a kidney to,

but they couldn't get it together

to get to work on time and so,

you know, I just, I did...

I did what I had to do.

Maybe like a... possum?

You know what, will you take over for me?

Excuse me, ladies.

Um... okay, so be informed.

That's like, she was

like, "be responsible."

It's kind of the same part of that.

Um...

Hey!

Hello?

Help! I'm in the vent!

What are you doing in the vent?

Is this, uh... is this

your head right here?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

- Go a little bit higher.

- Yeah.

And then look on the other side.

And see if there's anything

on the other side that

we can loosen it up.

Oh, is this the safe, here?

- Yeah. Yeah.

- Yeah, he knew

exactly what he was

trying to get to.

We'll let you take a look

at him once we get him out,

see if you can ID him.

Most likely he's either

a former employee,

or he's associated

with an employee.

So, you might want to start thinking

if any of your people make you feel

- a little suspicious.

- Okay.

Uh, meanwhile, can I

open for business?

Oh, yeah, sure. Sure.

We'll stay out

of the customers' sight.

We'll use the back door.

Thank the Lord.

Oh, and Lisa, is the

owner on the way?

I haven't gotten in touch

with him yet, but, uh,

- I'll let you know. Okay.

- All right. Thank you.

Thank you.

"Fuck that, I play better

sports than that fag."

Oh, my gosh, you're

a badass, huh?

Do you wanna refill

on that Big Ass Beer?

Mm-hmm.

So, Big Ass is our large size.

So, I found a good

connected moment to

pause the conversation,

kinda leave him

wanting more, right?

And, um... you know,

sell that beer.

Touch-wise; a little touch on

the shoulder, arm area, hand,

that's all good,

but nowhere else.

And try not to squeeze,

because that can get weird.

Uh, real weird... um... Yeah, and

notice how I opened my mouth

real wide when I

laughed, like...

Yeah, that's just like...

y'all don't have to do

that, I just find it works

really well for me.

All right, well thank you, Maci.

Is everything making

sense to everybody?

Yes.

Okay, good. So, now, uh,

is usually the time

when we let y'all go and tell

you we'll be in touch soon,

but today is kind of a

crazy day and, uh, well,

I have a favor to ask. Um, I know

you have other things to do,

but anyone who's willing

to hang out and just dive

into the deep end, we're

having a car wash

fundraiser today. Uh, it's...

it's not on

the official payroll or anything

like that, but, you know,

we would be willing to pay you

out in cash at our trainee rate,

and if you cannot do it,

that is not a problem.

It does not affect whether

or not you get hired.

But what, you mean like today?

Today, through the lunch rush.

If you can.

All right, Maci, she can run

you through everything.

In the meantime, I got to

get us a sound system.

So, thank you, ladies.

Beautiful.

Um, I can't stay, I'm so sorry, I've

got like four other interviews today.

Oh. Oh, yeah. No, that's fine.

That's fine. It was nice

to meet you, Taylor.

- It was nice to meet you too.

- Bye. Bye Taylor.

Okay.

Confirm that he is

behind the wall.

No, like the duct system. The

metal tube in the ceiling.

They're asking if you

mean like in Die Hard.

- Hey.

- McKray is sick

and I don't have a sitter.

Okay, I was gonna ask if you could

cover Shaina's shift tonight.

You know I don't say no

to no shifts, but...

How you feeling, my man?

I've felt better.

Yeah?

Okay, well we're gonna take

good care of you, all right?

Uh, if, uh, Tatiana or, or

maybe Nika could pick him up

and sit him at one of their

places, would you trust them?

Nika, yes. Tatiana,

I don't know...

All right. All right.

Well, we got this.

Meanwhile, I need you

on a special mission.

Come on in here.

Hey, Maci, you want to hang

with my main man McKray

- for a sec?

- Hell, yeah!

What's up, McCrazypants?

Uh...

How much you think

Jay likes you?

I'm not trying to find out?

You think he'd be

willing to set us up

with a sound system today, for free?

If...

If maybe you just... you know,

we, you, whoever just, well,

you... if you flirt

just a little?

For why?

Car wash fundraiser today.

It's not on the schedule,

- I know.

- Is that supposed to be up

client-ME.“.

Shaina hit her boyfriend

with a car last night.

Broke his leg. She's at my place

with Cameron now. I... I...

I bailed her out

of jail, but this is

serious, and ".and".

And she's gonna need

a real lawyer on it.

She's a dumb... you

know I love her,

- but she's a dumb bitch.

- Don't you dare use that word.

Now, come on, we're family.

My family's full of

dumb bitches too.

Shit, Lisa, when are you gonna

hold a fundraiser for me?

You need me to run over my ex?

I'll be glad to.

You know we'd do the same thing

for you in this situation.

You know that. Chris

was out of control.

Come on.

Cool?

All right, all right, all right.

Okay.

Let's call Nika and get

you some childcare.

Uh-oh.

Luckily, she's not working

today 'cause you're not

allowed to put two black

girls on the same shift.

Oh, Danyelle...

Speaking of lawyers, I'm

pretty sure that's illegal.

Cubby better watch out. I

could make some good money

- off this case.

- Hey, uh...

Nika, it's... it's Lisa.

Call me.

Uh, I need a favor if you can.

Just... just call me back and

I'll text you, too. Okay.

Can I ask you something?

Do you like working here?

You can be honest. No.

Think about it.

I like working with you.

You left Shaina alone

with your husband?

That's the last thing I'm

worried about with Cameron.

- Morning, ladies.

- Hey Tom. Is Jay here?

Jay, to the front please.

Miss Danyelle! Good morning.

And Lisa.

Yeah, Lisa, hey.

So, what brings you

across the lot?

Are we renting you

a system today?

You're always trying to get me

to come over and take the tour,

Lisa said I could come

over and take the tour.

- Yeah.

- Awesome! Well...

it's not a tour, actually. It's

a home theater demonstration.

Wow...

Yeah.

I gotta admit, I was

actually hoping

to catch you out here after

work sometime, like...

maybe in your uniform.

Surprise!

Oh, it's gotta be my birthday.

If it isn't, I'm gonna

change it to today.

Uh, how long is the

demonstration?

Oh, our basic's pretty

quick but if you got time,

I would love to run you

through some of the, uh,

- enhanced...

- I know you would.

She knows I would. Are

you gonna join us?

Uh, you know, I might have

to duck out in a minute.

Okay, cool. Well, um, you know,

if you have time,

come by anytime.

I'd love to show you through

the full demo as well.

In the meanwhile, you have

nothing to worry about.

I'm not gonna do

anything non-consensual

- with your girl here.

- I'd kill you.

Yeah. She'd kill you, Jay.

And then I'd have

to tell your wife,

and she'd kill you again.

All right. Let's start...

The pictures are beautiful.

They provide us with a lot

of useful information.

But how does it feel?

How does it intrigue our

minds and touch our hearts?

Sit back. Relax.

And let your ears

and our patented surround

system take you on a journey.

I will make this happen for you.

- For Shaina.

- You're amazing and I love you.

Time, itself...

You working for me now, Bobo?

You know me, I wouldn't

take no for an answer.

Listen, you know I love that

chivalry, but I can't have it.

Well, it's not like I'm

gonna get you fired.

I hear you're un-fireable, anyway.

Hey, let me help you with that.

Oh.

Thank you. Here we go.

You guys are new.

How you doing? I'm Bobo.

- “Bobo”?

- Yeah. Nice to meet you.

You know, we're not open

for another 15 minutes.

Oh hell, I'd just be sitting

in my truck listening

to my police scanner app. Did

we have a break-in, I hear?

Come on in.

I thought you'd

never ask, darling.

Uh...

Did you really, now?

- Good morning, officers.

- Morning, fellas.

Morning. Um, hey, Lisa. This

shouldn't take too long.

Probably like 20, 25

minutes, tops I'd say, so...

Okay. Okay, good. Uh, Nevaeh,

you want to get Bobo

a Big Ass beer here?

- Sure.

- On the house.

- Lone Star?

- What? Before noon?

Uh... did the burglar

get the foosball table?

Oh, no. Uh, you know what,

uh, the owner, he wanted to try

something new in that spot.

And I'm sorry, 'cause I

know you were dominating.

Is it a pool table?

I am not sure yet. Uh,

but I'll let you know.

Hey, bud. Guess what? I

just texted our girl Nika

and she is on her way

to get you soon,

and she's gonna take you back

to her place where you can

chill out all day. And

she's got Netflix

and all that. So

you're gonna have fun.

- There.

- Thank you, sweetheart.

Hey, officers, can I get

y'all something to drink?

- Oh, no, ma'am.

- Oh, I'm sorry. You know what?

I'm just gonna act

like I didn't hear it.

Act like you didn't. I

didn't say nothing.

- We're on the clock.

- Okay, on the clock.

Hey, Lisa.

Maci said that, uh, fundraiser

out there is for Shaina?

What's going on with her?

You are my favorite customer,

but you know what?

- You are way too nosy.

- What?

This is supposed to be a place that you

can come in to chill out and relax.

All I'm saying is, if

you got a fundraiser

people gotta know what it's for.

I mean, if she's got cancer

or something, I hope

not, but just say that.

- People are gonna wonder.

- Well, she doesn't.

And you know what, they won't.

Just you, Bobo.

It's that shit-heel

boyfriend of hers?

I was here when that went down.

In fact, I have video.

Are you fuckin'

kidding me right now?

Hum-elm“!

Look, this is a business

so it is my business.

And you do not talk to

her like that. Yeah.

- You trying to get hurt, bro?

- Stop, Chris.

You trying to get fucking hurt, bro!

Come on.

No, okay, and she

wants you to leave,

- all right? So, I'm telling you, you have to go.

- Yeah?

- I want you to suck my dick, faggot! Huh?

- Okay, enough.

How about that? Don't touch me.

I'm leaving.

- Calling the cops.

- Don't fucking touch me.

All right, let's go. Out.

Right now. Go.

Uh... well... uh, how

about, uh, we call it

"The Sisterhood Fund"?

Not your market.

- Morning, fellas.

- Morning.

Have y'all seen any evidence of

Mr. and Mrs. Rat around here today?

This is a family place,

but that is one family

I never want to see

in here again.

- You good, Arturo?

- Mm-hmm!

Okay.

I'm just saying, like,

don't shit where you eat.

I appreciate your advice.

Hey, uh, ladies? If

it's about shifts,

talk to me.

It's fine. Nothing.

All right. Okay.

Jay is loading up the

speakers right now.

Should be good to go

in like ten minutes.

I told him he gets free lunch for

a week, but if he gets fired

though, that's on you, ma.

Oh, my goodness! McKray! McKray!

Did you know that your mama's

a real-life Wonder Woman?

Do you?

Mm-hm.

And you're the wind beneath

my frickin' wings.

My buffalo wings. Oops,

can't say "frickin'"

in front of the customers.

Girl, you say whatever you like.

Oh, boy.

Did they just knock

out my cable?

Um, let me, let me check.

Hold on one second.

Sorry.

No. Uh-huh. But that's

what I'm saying,

though. We're...

we're actually...

we're not residential,

we're a business, though.

Uh-huh.

Well, is there someone

else that I could talk to?

No. Double Whammies, we're on

the I-10 frontage. Uh-huh.

We're a sports-themed

bar and grill,

so the TVs are... are crucial for us.

Mm-hmm.

Well, you... no, you tell me,

whatever I can do to get

our ticket pushed to the front

of the line, and, and you know,

I'll... I'll do whatever.

Yeah.

No, no, I've already just...

I've been on hold already

for 20 minutes, and I... and

I've really got a whole...

Mm-hmm.

Yeah. No, I... I understand.

Okay.

I will hold. Thank you.

Your call is important to us.

Uh, hi, this is Lisa, is this...

is this about the apartment?

Okay, great. I'm

on the other line.

Can I call you...

Oh, uh, you're kidding me.

Uh-huh. No.

No, no, no, listen. I... I...

I will get my husband

over there, uh, sometime today.

Somehow.

Mm-hmm. Yes.

Okay. Bye-bye.

Hello? Hello?

Shit...

Caw.

Caw.

♪ Heard the news A“

♪ Now they're always

Turning out 4“

♪ Playing up to the crowd

Keeping up with the count 4“

J“ Got 'em coming around

Oh they're singing J“

♪ We can live the good life

Give them all the love below a“

♪ Dancing in the limelight

Everywhere that we go 4“

♪ Waded through the hard times

Shake it up and drink it all a“

Thank you.

♪ We can live the good life

Every, every day now A“

♪ I can live my life 5'

Hey.

♪ My life, my life 5'

Hey. I'll tell Maci you're here,

and she'll have your

coffee on the table, okay?

Okay. Meanwhile, we just...

we appreciate your generosity out here.

Thank you so much.

Can I steal you for a second?

I'll get her back. I promise.

Is anybody asking

what the money's for?

They think it's for new

uniforms which is, like, fine.

But I'm trying to create

upsell opportunities.

So, I'm going to tell this old

guy it's for medical stuff,

cause, like, he can

relate to that.

Okay, no, no, no. Don't do that.

Don't lie.

Just, uh, maybe you can

just say, "safety net."

No, it's not lying. I'm

just going to spin it.

Right, but if you just... if

you just say, "safety net,"

- that...

- Well, this guy with a goatee

asked me if it was for us to

get boob jobs and I said,

"hell yeah", and he

gave me 50 bucks.

I'm, like, a marketing major.

So, like, it's really

all about demographics.

They did start to bring him

through the front, but I told

them to turn around and not to

bother the customers. Okay?

Hey! Hey, Lisa!

Totally nobody noticed, okay?

Oh, hey, professor.

Coffee's brewing!

Did you get a good look at him?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah...

Familiar?

Um, no. I don't think so.

You okay?

Yeah. Everything's good.

So, Arturo. You know

I'm good with faces.

And I did recognize your cousin.

Well, I didn't

tell the officers.

I know you're dealing

with a lot, lately.

So, I... I just decided

to be generous today.

You are every day.

What's that?

You're generous every day, Lisa.

Well, thank you, Arturo.

So, you know you can't

work here anymore.

Wait, wait, wait. Hey,

now, I got nobody

to fill in, so I... I do need

you to finish your shift,

and uh, you can quit at

the end of the day, okay?

Okay.

Okay.

♪ Welcome to the party A“

♪ I'm sure you know

Just what to do X

♪ But someone's bound to

break A couple rules 4“

♪ So maybe we should review J“

♪ There's no judge

umpire Or official E

♪ Ain't nobody gonna

Blow a whistle E

♪ And it ain't over

till you See the sun 3

♪ This is partying 101 A“

♪ Everybody have some fun I

You see, sometimes you

gotta put a little nudge

into it. You know,

sometimes it takes

a little bit of muscle just

to get that, that gear going

to get the starter...

You know, contrary to

what you may believe,

I'm actually really perfectly

fine with a B cup.

- I mean...

- Are you now?

How do I... I married you, honey.

That's how I know.

Look there, see? I'm

not the only one.

Hell, I kicked that boy's ass!

What you working on, bud?

Just a ninja guy.

Oh.

What about you?

The schedule.

You like puzzles?

Okay, well, look. Let

me show you something.

All right, so, see right here?

These are all the shifts

that I need covered.

And here, this is how

many people I need.

Now, if it's a big night

like a fight or a game

I need extras. I need cooks.

I need busboys. Right here.

You can see my bench.

And then over here,

these are my superstars.

You can see your mom,

she's right at the top. Now,

I always gotta make sure

that I'm careful to space them

out, you know, because I gotta

make sure there's enough

for everybody and then...

Well, anyway, now,

how do you know that

that's not a ninja girl?

Hmm? All wrapped up

in that crazy costume. You can't

really see the face now, can you?

No boobs.

Mm-hmm. But you know,

not every girl

is always walking around

sticking them out, especially

if they've got a lot of

superhero stuff to do.

He's not a superhero

though, he's a ninja.

Okay.

She.

Can I take a picture?

Let's see... I wanna

send it to our girl,

Shaina, because it

reminds me of her.

Let's see. There we go. Ah.

Hey, uh, I've got a situation.

Oh.

- Biker guy...

- Mm-hmm.

In the back corner

sitting by himself.

Mm-hmm.

Basically, like,

just called me fat.

- Basically?

- Yeah.

Hey, uh, I think that there's

a guy throwing up in there.

Uh, okay. Is everybody

treating you right

- out there? Any questions?

- I don't think so.

Okay, good. Y'all are killing

it, I appreciate you.

I feel the sisterhood

growing stronger!

Sisterhood! Whoo!

Okay. Biker guy. In the corner.

Let me take care of this,

and then I got it.

All right? Okay.

Sorry, I was just...

- I'm sorry.

- Yeah. It's all right.

It's all right.

You are so... like, what?

You are smart.

- Excuse me, sir?

- Yeah?

My name is Lisa, I'm

the general manager.

And my girl just said you got a

little disrespectful with her?

- Uh, what?

- You might have thought

you were just having

a little fun,

but I have a zero-tolerance

policy on disrespect so, uh,

- you're gonna have to go.

- I haven't gotten my food yet.

You haven't paid for it either.

So, let's just call it even,

okay? If you want to

throw in an apology,

- that'll really be...

- That's fucking bullshit.

- I didn't harass shit!

- Listen, I'm not gonna argue with you.

- I made a joke!

- I'm done asking you nicely.

So, you kick people

out for being funny?

- You must be the...

- I am done asking you nicely.

- You marching today?

- Pick your ass up and go eat

- somewhere else.

- I heard you the first time.

So, now what are you gonna do?

Blow me!

Okay, everybody.

Enjoy your food.

- Hey. Uh, - Lisa: Hey.

There's a guy out there

with a tricked-out hummer.

Maybe the little boy

would wanna see?

Hey, McKray! Come here.

♪ Bling bling bitch, Do

my own thing bitch A“

Ooh, pretty cool!

Super sweet. Smells good too.

I bet this bitch wasn't cheap.

No, it was not.

You wanna check it

out, little man?

Thank you.

Oh, wow. Look at this.

All these...

This man really likes...

So, the thing with a guy

like that is that you know

his mama didn't raise him right.

Now, I know I'm never gonna

have to worry about that

with you, my little dude. Right?

Because you got respect.

- Always.

- Always! Always. Always.

For real, where

the hell is Nika?

I don't know but she'll be here.

Hey, tell me this,

how are you raising

- such a sweet kid?

- I have no idea.

I just think he's too smart

to end up like his mama.

Boy is paying attention!

Oh, wait. I think

this is her now.

Oh, no, it's Shaina! Look!

See, she loved the

ninja picture.

I told you she was

gonna love it.

- Love. Love. Love.

- Nika! Nika!

I just told you she was coming.

Too late. Too late.

McKray died from boredom.

I'm sorry it took so long.

Come on, McKray. Let's

get your stuff.

- What's up?

- I don't know

- how you can guzzle that stuff.

- Chocolate milk rules!

Hey, um, look, I noticed you

getting a little friendly

with the Professor and...

I know. I know. I'm sorry. It's

just he's... he's super sweet

and super harmless. And

he's like a little puppy

and I can't help but

wanting to give him

a little extra

attention, that's all.

You know, I totally trust your judgement.

But, you know, we can't...

- I'm sorry.

- Let the other girls see

that 'cause they,

they get confused.

- Totally.

- And... and I don't

- wanna send mixed messages.

- But he did...

He did used to be

a lawyer though,

and I did ask him if maybe

he could recommend someone

that could help Shaina out for

cheap and he said he would ask.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

But I'm keeping that

thing totally secret

just like you asked.

Not telling anyone.

Doing my best.

Thank you.

Hey! Hey! Off that! Get off the...

off the car.

- It's a Lexus!

- What is your name?

- What is your name?

- Jennelle.

Jennelle, we are mainstream, bar and grill.

Come here, please.

Come here.

She's making sick money, though.

I think we're over

a thousand now.

Fuck!

Remind me what this is.

Car wash. We do it all the time.

As a scheduled promotion

with some kind of theme.

Well, the theme is making money.

And I'm using it

as a training exercise.

These are the new hires?

Not... not... not officially, not...

not yet. But...

yeah.

Heard we had a break-in.

Yeah, yeah, but they didn't get anything,

and they caught the guy, so...

A buddy on the force called me.

I'm wondering why I didn't

get a call from you.

Uh, well, you know, I didn't

wanna ruin your trip.

But while we're doing bad news, uh,

Cubby, they did knock out the cable.

Which, you know, I'm on

the cable people's butt

about this 'cause I

know it's top priority.

- Hey, Cubby...

- So...

what are you gonna

do with this hole?

Well, I did, Cubby, but

she doesn't know...

- Hi, Bobo.

I'm just coming to distract you,

so my boss can get her work done.

HVAC guy is here.

He's just patching it for now and

insurance adjuster is coming tomorrow.

- And he didn't get anything.

- Nope.

He didn't even make it

out of the ceiling.

I don't love the idea of this sitting

here with the door open all day.

Yeah. Well, you know, I'm sorry,

but there's just been a lot of

folks needing to get in and out

all day but it's mostly cops,

so it's real, real secure.

Speaking of which...

it's not legal to have those

girls working out there.

- They're not employees.

- It's a one-time thing, Cubby.

- And the cops don't care.

- What the fuck are you doing?

Come on, man. You know

that's not the only

"technically illegal" shit

going on around here.

All right, well. This is

what I want you to do.

I want you to gather up

all that car wash money

and all of the cash

that's available on hand

and get it to the

bank right now.

The car wash is still

going on, though.

Humor me. Or, better

yet, here's an idea,

obey my direct order

as your employer.

Come on.

I told the smart one, she's

in-charge till you get back.

My daddy used to say,

"The time to fire someone is

when you first think of it."

Well, bless his heart.

What he didn't say

is what to do...

when you try to fire 'em and

they just keep showing up.

If you wanna fire me

there's paperwork

you gotta fill out, and

I can show you how.

Uh, first I was just like,

"You know, fuck it."

She cares that much,

she's that committed

"to my business, I'll keep her."

But now...

to be honest with you,

I feel sorry for you.

Oh, boy, you're in

a shit mood today.

Oh, yes, I am. Ha, ha, ha.

Let me show you something.

Go big or go home.

It's a different business model.

We'll be fine.

We ain't gonna be fine.

They're nationwide!

- They're gonna have TV ads and merchandising...

- Listen, it's apples

and oranges.

Yeah, they're nation-wide

but you're the local place.

- It's got it's regulars and...

- Send Bobo over here with the foosball table

- and scare off their customers.

- You know what,

if anything that's good, that'll

attract some new customers.

You know what. They'll say,

you know, we dig the concept,

- you know, the Mancave...

- Lisa, I'm talking about reality here.

I know the girls like

working for us, okay...

First off... -...because I ask them.

But they're not dumb.

- First of all...

- I mean, they do notice the racial thing.

The Rainbow Guideline

is a guideline.

Not an official policy, second,

we hire these young ladies

as entertainers so we're

legally legit to cast them

however we want. That's

why we don't have

to hire any fat girls. And

no, I don't appreciate

having to explain to

you of all people

- that I don't discriminate.

- Nobody called you racist.

Oh, we're gonna go there?

Really?

- I'm not going there.

- All right. Well then, just

for argument's sake, let's

just say, I don't know,

I put all the Hispanic

girls on one shift.

Where's the diversity in that?

The whole point is diversity.

You know, the truth is I don't

really need you to love

every little thing about it, I

just need you to do your job.

My job? Oh, I do my job.

I do everybody's job,

including yours!

Yeah, but you don't enforce

rule number one, do you?

- For real?

- Rule one, Lisa. No drama!

You really want me to tell a

bunch of 20-year-old girls

"no drama"?

- Yes, I do.

- Okay, well why don't I just

put up a sign right next to it

that says "no breathing" too!

You know, you take that

shit so seriously.

You know, they can go on and do

Shakespeare on their own time

and you can go enjoy the

fuckin' show for all I care,

but the emotion ends...

- Tell me where it ends!

- The emotion...

Tell me where it ends!

Because I wanna know...

If you would stop interrupting

me, I'd love to tell you

- where it ends!

- Right, all right.

Okay.

All right, let's just calm down.

- God damn it!

- Jesus, Cubby!

Who the fuck do these

people think they are!

- Shit!

- Oh, I'm just the only one driving today!

Only one out here!

- Oh my god, you sound like...

- God damn, thinks he owns

- the whole God damn road.

- A maniac!

- Son of a bitch!

- Cubby, I'm still on the clock!

- I'm gonna follow his ass home.

- What are you doing?

Good Lord.

Foreign policy was

entirely coherent.

Fine. Okay. Okay.

Catch your breath and

get off my property.

- Lisa.

- Don't worry about me.

Come on, you're

still on the clock.

Which is why I don't

need this shit!

Get in the car!

No!

Uh...

Baby, are you driving?

Okay, um...

I need you to come get me.

I'm, uh...

I need a ride. I'm on

the corner of, uh,

Willow and uh...

Schieffer. Schieffer.

You wanna keep your job?

S-C-H... uh, uh...

You okay?

Yeah, I'm fine. How's Shaina?

I don't know, she, uh,

she's been in our bedroom

on the phone all morning.

She's probably came out once

or twice to go to the

bathroom, but...

Well, that's good. You know

what, she's getting some rest.

That's what she needs to do.

Back to Whammies?

Uh,

did you get a chance to follow

up with that apartment lady?

There's a courtyard

out back with a grill

for anyone to use.

That's nice. That's nice.

Folks pretty social?

Most of them are. Nice people.

Um, we can take a

look if you'd like.

No, you know what, um,

I know that you know

you need a decision, and we're

pretty rushed ourselves,

so let me just take

the temperature.

Cam, what do you think?

You know, I like the location,

you know. I... I... I gotta say,

for the price, you know,

it's pretty, pretty okay.

Um, y'all have any kids, pets?

Our kids are mostly grown

and out the house.

How many?

Well, uh, let's see.

I've got my two boys,

and then Cam's got

a beautiful girl.

Just started at SMU.

But the place would be

for, uh, just for him.

No pets.

Listen, uh...

I think we should do it.

I do. I mean...

I'm sorry, you're not gonna be able

to cross this off your list today.

Ma'am, I apologize for

wasting your time.

We, uh... it's not

gon' happen today.

All right then.

Okay, uh, thank you.

Cameron, tell me what to do.

I mean, I hate this too,

but if we agreed to move on...

- You agreed.

- Okay, so then,

what am I supp...

Tell me something.

Tell me what to do.

I mean it.

I mean, am I not trying hard enough?

Tell me.

If you need me to sit on the

couch and be sad with you

sometimes then maybe

I should do that.

Sad dudes is my business.

- You know I'm not afraid of sad...

- I'm not your customer.

I didn't say you were my

customer, but at least they try.

They try to enjoy themselves.

You know, maybe that's

the difference.

All right, fine. Okay.

You're smarter than them.

I get that. But if

I hadn't called

and asked you for a ride,

then you'd still be sitting

on the couch, looking

at your computer.

It doesn't matter that there's

a girl in the next room

who's in real trouble.

I always know

at the end of the day exactly

what I'm gonna find.

That's right.

Well then, I guess you

found my weak spot.

I can take fucking up all day,

but I can't take not trying.

Look, I'm sorry.

I'm just sorry, I shouldn't

have brought this up now, uh...

That's my bad. I gotta

get back to work.

Open the door.

Uh,

give this to Shaina when

you get home, please.

Uh, tell her we're gonna

find her a lawyer

and that'll just

help pay for it.

Tell her it's from

us girls and that...

just tell her that we love her.

You know I love you too.

I'll be back later

tonight for the fight.

♪ I need a man who's Man

enough to handle my love 4“

J“ Come on, baby Come on J“

Hey, Cubby hasn't, uh, called

or come back through, has he?

Mm-mm, no, uh, but we...

we did have a little issue. Krista,

when she showed up for her shift...

Oh, yeah, I saw her at Juice Spot.

Tell me.

You know what, total

judgment call.

Mm-hmm. - I think you're gonna

have to talk to her yourself.

I'm sorry.

All right.

Yeah, I mean absolutely, but...

Oh, is that the cable people?

Oh, wait, is everything

okay with McKray?

Sure. Yeah.

Yeah.

Uh, you can go now. Thank

you for everything today.

Yeah. No, she asked

me if I could stay

and it sounded like you guys were

short, so I was totally happy to.

Okay. Just, uh, just don't

mess with the, the uniform.

- Okay?

- Yeah.

All right. Thank you.

Can I say I don't think

that'll be a mistake?

Cubby.

I know. That's just my opinion.

- - You're the best

and we love ya!

Krista...

I tried to time it just right.

I thought it'd be more

healed up by now.

Are you into basketball?

This is Steph Curry.

- Greatest of All Time.

- Mm.

I really like working at Whammies...

you know. And I love working for you.

I mean, you're the best manager

I've ever had. By far.

- Thank you, Krista, but...

- And I know what you did for Shaina today

- and I think it's amazing.

- Mm-hmm.

Chris is a dick and

he belongs in jail.

Oh, well. God willing, yes.

So, what? I'm fired, huh?

Sweetheart. It breaks my heart.

No. I get it. I mean,

it's a black man's face

- on a white girl's body.

- No. No, that, that...

- that's not it.

- Because, do you know what I love?

It's not like it's The Mancave,

you know, where

it's all corporate.

Lots of girls with

their tats and their

- individuality.

- Yeah. Uh...

show it to me again.

Let me see it again.

Krista... what

were you thinking?

I mean, what were you thinking?

Uh, that I work at a sports bar!

Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

yeah, you're right.

And I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Listen, I, I promise you

I'm gonna do everything

to help you land on your feet. Okay?

I do. No, no. Do you...

- do you wanna work here?

- No...

I know every manager

on this lot and I...

You need an application?

Not right now, thank you.

Oh, but you know what? I

actually would like...

Can I take a few of

those heart stickers?

- Of course.

- Thank you. Thanks.

Hey, look at these. Cute.

Listen I've... I've had...

I've had a rough day, too.

I have, you wanna come

have a drink with me?

At Whammies?

Yeah.

- I know. I'm an embarrassment.

- Listen, this is your family.

Hey, Jay. "But how

does it feel?"

Mm...

As far as I'm concerned,

my shift is over.

We're just here to drink

like regular customers.

Serve me, wench.

All right. What do y'all want?

- Gotta upsell!

- I don't know.

- Mm.

- Something strong and sweet,

so I don't realize I'm

drinking too much.

- Hey, Maci!

- That's on me.

Make two of, um... whatever.

So, since y'all are

not on your shift,

does that mean you still have

to laugh at my jokes or no?

Are your jokes funny?

- Half the time.

- Okay. That's not good enough.

- Hey. Oh, come on.

- Can I talk to you for a second?

Can you just come and sit

and have a drink with us?

Hey. You got to treat

them like customers.

They get at least three

minutes of facetime.

You know what? You're observant.

That's rule number five.

Did you all know that?

I know what rule number one is.

No tats of black dudes

on white girls.

- Krista...

- Sorry.

No, but for real, isn't it like,

"Don't sleep with the

sleaze-bag customers"?

No, it's not. Come on, now, Jay.

You know we don't think

of you like that.

You know what? I don't

even want to know.

Do not demystify

me with that shit.

Come sit with us. Sit down.

Maci, do we not love our

customers for real?

Oh my God, they are the best.

They are the best. Hand to God.

You know, I used to work

at a pricey-ass steakhouse

where we had some

real a-hole customers there

but the difference is,

I couldn't throw those customers out.

Oh. I love these.

Okay. He asked about

the money, didn't he?

No. What money?

- Car wash money.

- What about it?

What?

He said you didn't tell

him about the break-in

and that's grounds

for termination,

so I should fill

out this paperwork

and have it ready

for him to sign.

Oh, no, please.

Don't, don't do that.

Today is not the day

to provoke him.

Believe me, you know I know

how to keep my mouth shut

and be the original

No Drama girl,

but he can't fire you and

I want to call bullshit.

Let him have his tantrum.

Then he says if Mark goes to GM.

Do I wanna train as a manager?

Which, did you tell him

I was asking about

the racial policy?

Because I don't appreciate him

trying to blow smoke up my ass

- like that.

- No, listen. He's, he's

he's not blowing smoke.

Well you're not leaving.

You're married to this place.

No.

- Sorry.

- You losing your mind?

Listen, I started this day off

crying, so, if you ask me,

- laughing is progress.

- Uh-huh.

Then you know what

comes next, right?

- What?

- Screaming,

and freaking the fuck out.

That sounds good, too!

Come get silly with us.

My mom's a bigger fan

of Steph than I am,

that's the funny part. But

she's gonna freak about this.

Well, I'd say come

crash with me but...

roommate situation, huh?

Mm-hmm.

She's a bigger buzzkill

than your mom.

Did you just compare

your wife to my mom?

That's fuckin' creepshow, dude.

And put your ring back on.

That is so disrespectful.

Oh, no-no-no, she's cool.

She's cool. She's...

My wife is great.

She keeps... she

keeps me in check...

you know? Plus she likes

playing video games.

I like playing video games.

Mm-hmm. - You know?

She has good taste in women too.

She, like, just a wonderful

person all around.

- Danyelle?

- Yeah?

Hey, uh... listen, um...

you know...

all I wanted to do today

was just one good thing.

No, I... I didn't think

we'd get away with it,

but maybe we did.

- Mm-hmm.

- So, I'm happy.

You know? I mean,

truth is I thought

we'd get caught.

So, I'm just thinking, you know.

I'm sorry.

I'm just thinking

out loud, but...

if he offered you a job,

a promotion and a raise

- that you could use...

- We'll see if he's serious

- when someone actually leaves.

- No, no, what I'm saying is...

today could go

from good to great

as far as I'm concerned.

I don't know what

you're trying to say?

I guess I'm just saying how

many times can you fire

a lady before... before

she gets the message?

Yeah.

I'm done.

Screw it. I'm gonna

call it a day for real.

Maybe hang out with my

husband for a change.

Y'all don't need a

manager anyway,

look at how well-oiled

a machine this is.

You're leaving?

Yeah. Yeah. I'm, uh...

Jennelle, you watch and you

learn from the master.

There's an art to this.

My name is Lisa, I'm

the general manager.

Are we taking good

care of you today?

Yeah.

Anything we could be doing

to improve our service?

Um, are the TV's

broken or something?

We are working on that

right now and they should

be back up in time for

the fight tonight.

- Okay.

- Y'all should stick around.

- It's a pretty good time here.

- Oh, thanks.

Just get in and go.

Just get in and go.

Oh, shit.

Okay, God, please.

Please, please.

Thank you.

Shit.

Oh.

That's it! Oh, wait, no. Oh...

God, this is how I got in

trouble in the first place.

Okay.

All right, come here. You

know I can't resist.

Come here. Come here.

You can't go.

Come on, this ain't

goodbye, you know that.

And maybe, maybe you can

take me out this weekend.

You know, you could finally

take me to one of those bars

- that I'm way too old for.

- That would be amazing!

Uh-huh. Finally introduce me

to that mysterious boyfriend.

I should probably tell

you that I'm dating

Professor Doherty.

Oh...

Yeah, uh, everybody knows.

I'm sorry. I just...

I knew that you wouldn't like

it and I didn't wanna hurt

your feelings or anything.

But...

I always loved how you

wanted to protect me.

And you were the best manager ever.

Okay?

Sure.

Cameron?

Lisa?

- Oh, hey. You're still here.

- Oh my gosh, the money.

That was insane.

Thank you, times, like,

a fricking million.

- Seriously, my heart melted.

- Oh.

And Cameron, he was so sweet to me, too.

He, um, he just left

but he told me

that you could

keep the computer.

But he also, um, took

some of his clothes

and stuff, so...

Chris, this is Lisa, my boss.

Who basically saved

my life today.

We've met.

All right, well, um, we're

gonna get out of your way.

Chris just, uh, came

by to pick me up.

But I, uh... I seriously

think I would

have completely lost my shit

today if you hadn't helped me

out and let me get

my head together.

And I owe you huge. I, I...

I don't know what I could

ever do, but, um...

Leave that money here, Shaina.

Leave it here.

- What do you mean, leave it...

- I don't think so.

I will break your other leg. I

do not give a fuck right now.

Do you want to test me?

It was very nice of you to

raise the money for us.

For her.

We really appreciate it.

- For her!

- Right. Look, I get it.

Okay. I do, but Lisa...

This is for me, okay. This

was my responsibility.

I acted completely

out of control.

Ambulance, emergency room.

We're not blowing

this shit on Prada.

- Straight bills.

- Like I said,

this is my responsibility, okay.

- Mine.

- Put the money down, Shaina.

- I love you, very much.

- I love you.

Put the money down.

I think it's kind of

fucked up if you ask me.

If you really think

that helping someone

means you get to tell them

how to live their life.

And look, we're not... we're

not at Double Whammies

anymore, okay? This, this is...

you're not my manager.

Did I ask you for relationship advice?

Like, for real?

- It's okay.

- Did I ask you

- for relationship advice?

- It's okay. Thank you.

Give me! Get the fuck out!

You crazy bitch!

You're fucking psycho!

God damn!

Fuck you!

Thanks for your help, Lisa.

- Hey, Arturo.

- Hey.

Thanks for coming.

Uh... you must have known

the safe code, right?

- Yeah.

- Okay. I want a favor.

I want you to take my key.

I'll give you this.

You go, and you put this money

back in the safe. All right?

Nobody'll know the difference.

I seriously doubt someone's

gonna watch a video to see

who's putting money in.

But, if you're worried about

it, you know, I, I...

I cut eye holes in my

husband's winter cap.

It's not a ski mask, but...

We agree you owe me, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right.

You can always put me down

as a reference, okay?

Okay.

- Take care of that family.

- I will.

Thank you.

Sure.

Well, I actually think the

girls would prefer it,

is the thing. You know, all

the big chains do it, Cubby.

You check into your shift

and you get a grade, right?

Hair, four out of five.

Make-up, five out of five.

Weight, two out of

whatever, you know?

Like, does that suck? Yeah.

You know, I'm sure it does.

But it's way better than

it is now where I've got

to find a moment and pull

a girl aside and be like:

"Hey, Becky, you look like

shit today.“ You know?"

Which seems way more

personal and it shouldn't

because it's got nothing

to do with you, right?

It's got nothing to do with me.

Hey, um, what's going

on with Krista?

Lisa fired her then invited

her to hang out and drink.

That makes sense... okay. Um,

what's the new girl's name?

JenneHe. She just

jumped in to help out.

Y'all still gotta do

paperwork on her.

Paperwork, okay. Hey, Cubby,

have you heard her idea

about renting the girls

out for private parties?

She's got a lot of energy.

Danyelle, are people staying

or are they leaving?

Some bailed, but we're

holding it down.

All right. Well, I'm

about a minute away.

Mark, hand me the wire cutters.

Yeah.

Orange handle.

Well, I'll tell you

what, first rule

of management training,

get ready to deal

with some crazy.

But seriously, what do you think

about this private party idea?

I mean, we could send the

girls in uniform, you know.

Liven a place up?

Liability nightmare.

But what if we figure out how

to market, right, to, like,

- frat parties?

- Terrible idea.

It's a liability.

These kids grew up whacking off

to their cell phones. I mean...

Hey, guys, they probably need

me back on the floor right now.

All right. Hey, Danyelle,

let me ask you

- a question... Danyelle?

- Yeah?

You like working here, right?

Yeah...

All right, now who is

rooting for Machado?

This, this is crappy.

We got some fans in here!

Oh, hey, come on in. Come on in.

Don't be shy.

Just a little pre-show here

before the fight comes on.

All right y'all, who is like me?

Who doesn't care who

wins or who loses

as long as it's a frigging

brutal, bloody battle?

Woo! Hell yeah!

- All right.

- Okay, um... Okay.

Okay. I think maybe it's time for

a little Double-Whammies toast.

Jennelle... thank you.

Whoa, that is heavy!

- I love you!

- Come on.

Oh my gosh, that is

perfection, okay. So...

before we fire up these TV's

and get to see the

men being men,

I say we take a little

minute to appreciate

what makes Double

Whammies so special...

women being women!

And not being bitches!

Ah, let's hear it for

your gorgeous servers,

everyone!

Yes, let me hear it even louder!

Come on, make some noise!

Your servers, they are so hot!

Woo!

Turn on the damn fight.

Oh, okay. Good things

come to those who wait.

We're still celebrating

up here, right?

Uh, y'all, I just want to

take this time to shout out

our general manager. Her

last day was today.

A lot of you know her.

Her name is Lisa.

- God damn it...

- For serious. For serious.

Um, wrap your hand around

a Big Ass, beer, that is

and raise it high to Lisa!

Because she is the best manager

a place like this ever had,

and it makes such a difference

when your boss really cares about you.

You know?

And let me just say it

makes such a difference

when she really cares

about the customers too,

am I right?

Lisa!

That is what I'm talking about!

Yes!

Come for the ribs, stay

for all the rest...

- To Lisa!

- At The Mancave.

- Where a man can be a man.

- Yeah, all right!

Come on, Machado!

- Knock his ass out!

- Machado's dead.

Oh, yeah. There you go!

There you go!

Come on! Come on!

- There you go!

- Get in there.

- Kick, kick, kick!

- Come on, go!

Get in there.

- Move! Move!

- Come on!

[still think it

happened from that

- initial head-butt before...

- Yeah.

Damn! I think that woke him up!

You can just shake that

thing someplace else.

I'm just here for the

burger and the fight.

Okay.

- Damn good... All right.

- All right.

The right hand right

in the temple.

Oh, yeah!

He landed that nice shot.

Yeah!

You think about all

the awards that...

Hey, be nice to Dave

because his pussy's

real sore right now.

Hey, congrats on the promotion.

Thanks.

Sorry...

And Machado with a left.

Arturo?

"You like working here, right?"

Drink! New girl. Hi. Can

I get another drink?

Hey, Mace?

One second, handsome.

Yeah, babe?

What do you think Lisa would say

if I broke rule number one?

I think you're a manager now.

- Okay.

- Mm-hmm.

Turn on the TV!

The TV's out!

- The TVs out!

- All right!

Let's have some fun!

What the eff, y'all? That

is not supposed to happen.

No shit, it's not

supposed to happen!

Totally! No!

Get your ass off

the bar, please!

You can shake it first, though.

Do what? No! Everyone, hold on.

Hold on you all.

No the pre-show is over.

That's right! That's right.

The pre-show is over!

Now it's time for

the main event.

- Come on, man.

- Come on, come up here.

Jay's gonna come, help us out.

Get up there, Jay!

- Come on. Okay everybody.

- Jay, Jay!

- Mark!

- Before you murder us

you should know that the owner,

Mr. Cubby is working hard

to get the cable back up.

It's so important to him

that y'all don't go crazy

and destroy his restaurant.

All right now this is one of

our favorite customers, Jay,

from over at Sounds Town

and now he's gonna

shake his ass.

No. No, actually, he's not!

Wait, wait.

We're gonna get

everything back on.

Jay, you gotta put this on!

Oh my god!

- Bullshit!

- Come on.

Yeah, take it off!

Oh, my God!

I'm coming up. I'm coming up.

- We're missing the fight?

- We'll have it on in a minute.

- What's happening?

- We appreciate you guys' patience.

We're doing our best to get

the TVs back on, so...

Hey, if you're gonna be a

manager, I need you to help me!

I'm sorry, Mark.

Oh, my God! You girls are

not nearly hot enough

to pull of this

kind of bullshit!

I think you should apologize.

Mace. Mace.

Dude, do not get

into it with her.

- I didn't say it!

- Yeah, I heard you.

Yeah, I would like an

apology, actually.

For saying you're

not hot enough?

I need you to de-escalate okay.

- I don't like it.

- I'm a lover, not a fighter,

and I don't want to

do either with you.

Uh-huh. Sonny, I am

twice the man you are.

And twice the woman

you will ever screw.

Give it up for Bobo, y'all.

Only one around here

standing up for us.

Whoo!

Bobo!

Yeah, it's Bobo, thank you.

Hey, lover boy, come here!

All right, let's go. You're out.

Come on.

Don't you touch me!

Hey, why don't y'all meet

me out in the parking lot.

Hey, what about this guy?

He's being a prick!

Fuck it, I'm manager too!

You're out, sir.

Okay, I guess I'm outta here.

- See you later.

- Yep, that's it. Right there.

Out the door!

Cubby, let's go!

- I can help.

- Yes! Please!

And get off the damn bar,

we're about five seconds

from getting shut down here.

Come on.

I don't work here.

Exactly. Tarzan Barbie,

get off the bar.

- Let's go!

- Bullshit!

Eyes up here, guys! Hi! I'm

Jennelle, I'm new here...

- Uh I can see your titty.

- I'm really looking forward

- to getting to know you guys.

- Sweetheart?

And partying with you, Double

Whammy style! All right.

Boom. So, let's be really

good little boys...

- That does not...

- No, no. She's new. She's new!

- And Mommy is gonna make...

- Get down from there, Miss!

- Okay. Sorry.

- Gentlemen,

we're calling it a night.

Just head out the doors, now.

Aw, man. What! Aw, what!

Keep moving, people.

Keep moving.

He sneak out back?

It's back on! It's back on!

Come on in, guys!

Hey! I said clear out, now.

Everybody!

Party's over. Get the fuck out!

What's happening here

is inappropriate,

you understand?

That's inappropriate.

Do you understand

what's happening here?

- Yeah.

- Do you understand me?

- It's not that type of...

- She's just stupid.

Okay, hey, hey! All

right, all right!

Come on stop, stop! Okay!

What's the matter with you?

Get the fuck out,

I'm being serious!

Everybody get the fuck

out right now, let's go!

- Come on, outside.

- Let's go,

bring your fuckin' ass in,

what's the matter with you, huh?

Get your drunk ass out

of here right now!

It's... it's a tough

call on this knockdown.

You can see it, clips of...

As he comes back and kinda looks

like his legs buckle under him.

A little bit of

controversy for sure.

Yeah, well, it all came

down to that knockdown

but there was a lot

of good exchanges

uh, happening both ways.

The cut on Machado's head

from that head butt,

but Machado did a good job

at really coming forward

and there was that

constant pressure of

throwing hooks and...

Want me to Big Ass that for you?

Moving those punches over...

Okay, um, Claire, Amber,

Chantelle, and liona

It's right in there.

Lisa?

- Okay. Hey.

- Hello.

I've been meaning to check out

the local competition, but I

just haven't had a chance

- to swing by yet.

- Um, yeah.

No, it's a nice place,

a lot of good people.

Where are you from?

Well, I'm based in Nashville.

Sort of.

Um, I haven't spent much

time at home lately,

sort of traveling from city

to city getting all these

- locations set up.

- Road warrior.

Yeah, but I love it. I do.

Okay, look, this, this is great.

I clearly don't need to

explain the concept to you.

Boobs, brews, and big-screens.

Bam! That's... that's good!

That's good.

Three B's. Three B's.

Triple B's.

You know, I almost want to

send this to marketing,

but then I'm thinking, you

know, like, does it have

to be triple D's?

Although I will say our

strategy is moving, you know,

sort of away from

boobs and into butts.

- Oh, wow.

- There's still a B.

- Right? Yeah.

- And there it is.

So, uh, you know, I have to ask,

um, why did you leave

Double Whammies?

Oh, sure, sure, of course.

Uh, well, it just came down

to some disagreements

between me and the owner,

you know. I will say, for me,

I know we're in the

entertainment industry

and for us things are

a little different.

Uh, but for me, top priorities,

always respecting our girls

and respecting our customers.

Totally, and that is so

great to hear you say.

You know, one of the things

that I love about working

at Mancave is that we've...

we've built this,

this super well-thought-out

culture of respect, you know.

We have a whole team of

attorneys who are paid

a crazy amount of money to

make sure that they lay

that out super clearly.

There's a rule-book

that everyone gets. You know,

that way we're not leaving it

to the girls to think about

it too much themselves.

You know? And, I mean,

as you well know,

one of the joys and, and

challenges of our concept

is that most of the

workforce is young girls.

Who, you know, full

disclosure, are lovely,

but they are not

always brain surgeons.

So, I don't know how it

was at Double Whammies,

but here they just do

a, a really good job

of idiot-proofing

the whole thing.

You know? And I will say

because we're a national chain

and we have a... a

wide pool of talent,

um, it's nice because

we can turn over staff

very quickly, if we need to.

And look, I mean, the girls,

the girls get it, right?

One of the first things

we tell them when they walk in

the door is that this concept

is so much bigger

than all of us.

- Sure. Sure.

- Right!

Hmm. It's pretty cool.

- Yeah.

- Yeah,

so, were you a

Double-Whammies girl?

- No.

- Oh, I was a Mancave girl.

- Class of '07.

- Okay, wow.

- Yeah!

- That's great.

Hi, Lisa!

Kevin?

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Yes.

- This way.

What are y'all doing here?

Are y'all jumping ship?

We got fired.

No. Dammit, Cubby. You

know, that is illegal.

- No, no, we deserve it.

- If y'all want to fight him...

We deserve it.

- How?

- Long story.

- It was fun, though.

- Yeah, it was fun.

Basically, we just

missed you too much.

Don't be mad.

You have a son, Danyelle.

You cannot fuck around

like that, you stupid girl!

What are you...

Excuse me.

Okay, uh...

Reagan, Maci,

Danyelle and Amber.

Amber, sorry, which

Amber are you?

- Johnson.

- Hi, how are you?

- Johnson.

- Good luck in there.

- Thank you.

- Don't even think you're on my list. Okay.

Okay. Angel, Adrianne, Layla

and Rachel.

Can I at least take

y'all to lunch?

I know a good place nearby,

nice outdoor seating,

with waiters who wear clothes.

Screw that, let's go somewhere

with hot guys in Speedos.

They finally open

that "Nuthuggers"?

Come on.

No, no, no. You can't

afford a classy place.

- But we'll treat you to a drink.

- Oh, and you can afford a drink?

Today I can. Farewell

gift from Krista.

Maybe we could find

some outdoor seating.

- I'm not gonna lecture you.

- Good.

I want to though.

Believe me, I gotta...

- I gotta bite my tongue on it.

- Just stuff

this in your mouth.

I screwed up.

I screwed up. I shouldn't

have got myself fired.

I'll tell y'all a secret.

I come off all sweet

and all but...

truth is, I'm the

most selfish of all.

- That's crazy talk...

- No, I am.

- Like 50 different ways.

- I am.

Yeah. No, Lisa. You're literally

the least selfish human

in the world. Okay?

Don't you dare feel

bad about yourself.

And don't you dare

feel bad about us

- for losing our shitty jobs.

- Mm.

There's lots of other

shitty jobs out there,

including this one.

At least Maci's not dating

a customer anymore.

- Oh, God please...

- Right!

Yeah. It's as gross

as you think.

Um, hm, if you think

that being treated

real well by a real sweet

man is gross, then...

Uh-huh. This one. Yeah. Come

on, drink already. Drink.

- I just drank.

- Drink!

Drink! Drink!

Drink! Drink! Drink!

Really? Oh, my God!

Y'all frat boys now?

Drink!

Okay, that's it.

I do love that highway sound.

The cars just driving by.

I close my eyes and it's

like I'm at the beach.

Your mind is wild.

You're insane.

Wouldn't it be nice, though,

if we just ended up,

a family again together,

just on the other side

of the highway. I'd love that.

Family?

I don't know, like,

good friends?

How about that?

Yeah.

Wow, you hear a lot up here.

Please, don't give

me a heart attack.

Oh, no, poor girl.

She's just trying to

pull it together.

Probably just auditioned

at The Mancave.

Probably just told

her she was fat.

They would not tell her that.

She'd know it, though.

She doesn't look fat.

It's gonna be okay!

Everything is gonna be okay!

Don't tell her that, maybe

it's not gonna be okay.

Maybe she just found

out she got cancer.

At the Mancave audition?

Yeah, maybe they groped her up

- and found a lump or something.

- Danyelle...

Hey! Up here!

We love you! We love you! You can do it!

Stay strong!

I think I freaked her out,

she's getting back in her car.

How's it go again, Danyelle?

Uh, first comes crying,

then laughing,

then freaking out?

Screaming. Screaming

your ass off!

Yeah. No, it's just how you deal

when life keeps

throwing you bullshit.

- Oh, yeah, totally.

- You wouldn't understand, Mace,

you're an angel sent from Heaven

to show the rest of us what

a good attitude looks like.

And for lonely old

men to jerk off to.

- Oh!

- God sent you here for that too.

No, he didn't.

No.

Nah. Nah, that's a party scream.

It's supposed to be like...

Guys, this is awesome!

♪ Hell yeah That's

a party foul ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ As long as you're here ♪

♪ You might As well

be drinkin' beer ♪

♪ And it ain't against the

law To stumble and to fall ♪

♪ This is last call ♪

♪ But don't spill your beer,

Don't kiss and tell ♪

♪ Don't lose your cool

And get thrown in jail ♪

♪ Don't talk about work When

you should be drinkin ♪

♪ 'Cause this is a party

man, What are you thinking ♪

♪ Don't get on the dance

floor And act all silly ♪

♪ Don't change the song

In the middle of Willie ♪

♪ And don't leave the party

With another man's gal ♪

♪ Don't mellow out When

it's time to Rock ♪

♪ Don't sit around And

just watch the clock ♪

♪ Don't get to rowdy When

it's time to chill ♪

♪ And get a room If you

wanna getcha thrill ♪

♪ Don't start a fight,

Don't throw a punch ♪

♪ Don't get the spins And

don't lose your lunch ♪

♪ And don't leave the party

With the ugliest gal ♪

♪ 'Cause that's a party foul ♪

♪ Oh yeah, that's a party foul ♪

♪ Hell yeah, That's

a party foul ♪

♪ That's a party foul ♪

Uh, Sweetheart.

Sweetheart! Sweetheart!

Oh, sweetheart!

Sweetheart. Sweetheart.