Suicide Commandos (1968) - full transcript

World War 2 - a British commando squad is tasked with attacking the "secret" German airfield from which German fighters have been attacking bombers which are trying to stop German tanks from reinforcing the D Day defences.

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today in the commons prime minister winston 
churchill reviewed the war situation on all fronts

particular emphasis was given to the problem 
of averting further destruction by v2 bombs off

the south coast and in London proper. despite the 
barrier of radar interception many bombs gained

their targets causing considerable damage the 
prime minister however indicated that the autumn

of forces is on the final decline... i've got to see 
you please i told you later. now it's impossible...

but i tell you i can't right now. now listen to 
me if you want the truth i don't want to see

you now do you get it you don't want to sit but 
why? oh will you cut your whining and just shut up

Dorothy, don't talk like that you can't do what 
you want oh really and why can't i

because because what because you're a married 
woman now. and is that a gift for me being the



wife of a maltese laos? listen i'm telling 
you for the last time i don't ever want to

see you again now do you understand? find 
yourself another wife cause we're through.

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beer. I want beer.

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oh

hmm?

sorry soldier but i'm waiting for someone. only me.

let's go eh? all right knock 
it off and stick to your beer

why you. (punch)

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how about another beer right? you shut up!

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(Fighting)



come on

(Fighting)

uh

drive with the siren that'll scare the bar

others

get in come on you'll never make it

thanks another minute and and they what's 
your attachment cannons artillery yeah i know

i'm a dirty maltese so forget it i haven't said 
anything yet yeah but you're english dude french

my name is eric kodek now give me your documents 
come on hurry up give them to me private victoria

commandos the heroes of the kingdom

how come you already know me

maltese eh it's all a dirtiest 
of you soldier i've ever seen

stand still man it may surprise you to know 
that you've been selected for special duty

you will be trained as a commander 
and also as a parachutist

sergeant cleric the supervisor training and the 
discipline all right then claire wait outside

yes the sergeant

i think you found the right man good uh suppose 
we haven't transferred immediately sir saturday

we need five men like that yes 
sir we need tigers six real tigers

horace

horis yes captain with alacrity and dispatch 
and attention horus take your sights

should horus cite a plane in the sky

oh mushrooms they're bolitis parasiticus

how many were saved

take you down man

harper

up men i have the honor of informing you that your 
application for volunteer duty has been accepted

the silence pardon sir but i don't 
really recall voluntarily applying the

point is that i was declared unfit for the 
military exactly only the doctors made a mistake

as of right now your private harper in the 
special services of the british army ah bully

sergeant yes sergeant yes sir sir yes uh

okay

without a fence i sometimes think you 
imported french or fella headed off

the boy scout troop commanded 
by harper when he was a civilian

won every orientation contest that every regional 
and national boy scout meet for the past 10 years

harper's a kind of a genius at direction finding 
at night in the daytime in fog and thunderstorms

without any compasses or maps harper's boys have 
always found the right road before anyone else

colonel we've had harper under observation 
for six months he's not a man he's a a walking

compass a human radar he'll be the one when 
the time comes we'll be able to under under

any conditions to lead us straight to our 
objective and maybe get us back home too

yeah but you have the necessary equipment 
compasses sure section d equipment complete

with compasses projectors and all the rest we 
can draw that stuff from supply but when the time

comes even if we manage to get to our objective 
with our bare hands that's already saying a hell

of a lot and there's just one we can use a man 
like harper i see a point sign but harper is so

he's so fragile

let's try giving him a rifle and a little 
self-confidence then let's see if he can use them

very good now let's try hitting the target

how do you mean target the black thing there with 
a little apron i did aim for it sergeant claire

remember our agreement 
never in front of me yes sir

may i try so with that you 
know how to handle a pistol

well i uh once had an air compressed 
pistol i practiced with in the uh country

parker get it

oh good lord what have i done i'll be damned 
yeah me too that boy's better than buffalo really

private up for attention four years ago man opened 
the greatest hunting season in history private

harper when the game is man himself it's open 
season on every other animal too remember that

yes sir

hello sam

you've been discharged

an officer is not permitted to commit suicide 
while he's in command you're considered

government property and you're not allowed to 
destroy it you were the one who taught it to me

i could go on and tell you what a 
beautiful world that is out there

and that the army needs you and a whole lot 
of crap like that but the worlds are whole sam

and the army doesn't know what to do with 
people like you you want to die huh tell me

i've got just a way to do it just what you're 
looking for come with me and you won't live long

in fact i think i can promise you 
you'll never make it till christmas

if you're interested let me know yes 
colonel he'll be here in three days

as soon as the hospital releases him

don't worry sir callaway is a 
great soldier a born fighter

everything i know callaway taught me 
and he still knows twice as much as i do

and he speaks german too yes very good 
german very good better than hitler yes sir

oh let me ouch sergeant oh you got 
to try to get up by yourself clear

don't move it's your turn next come 
on i think you've broken my officer

this is him yes sergeant

okay wait outside

private sorel

so you know you don't say 
i'm innocent you say yes sir

didn't they teach you anything at all no the 
charges were stealing in the barracks with your

past record of burglary and stealing cars no judge 
in the world is going to believe you're innocent

you're a thief but tell me did you really 
have to steal from the general's house

you're a gypsy aren't you see well 
listen i'm here to help you get out cuomo

with your signature you volunteer for 
duty with my detachment and i'll see

that the charges against you are dropped 
and when you free me i go to commandos

no gracias i'm a living an ex will do yeah we 
make a crust on paper and you make one of marvel

to bury us now what's the matter afraid no who 
goes in commandos is kaput you are afraid it's

funny an acrobat like you who used to work without 
annette who used to play with death every night

it's one thing to perform in a circus is another 
thing when the spectators take a blade in the back

you were a big success so i understand you 
toured europe germany see in germany they

always appreciated my performances just to 
see people hanging upside down they applaud

the answer's no huh no it's not yes okay 
then i'll be seeing you in about two years

well gunmen every dog

harper that was very clumsy i 
longed to repair the aerosoft

fire again

very good harper thank you sergeant sir 
yeah harper's doing very well at ease

kennedy

oh yeah

i mean for me

sam this is it it's for tonight

fine with me

good morning chaps morning sir go ahead and smoke

well now i expect you're all wondering what the 
hell this mission is all about at the moment

i can only tell you that their mission will 
take place in germany and i may add that the

whole offensive movement planned by general 
eisenhower and our own general montgomery

may depend to a very great extent on the 
fulfillment and ultimate success of the

mission for which you have been trained sergeant 
ledeck will give you all the details later

we've been training for several months for 
this moment and i have absolute confidence

that all of you will do a first-class job when 
you board the aircraft you'll meet a corporal tule

he's a demolition expert and he's as hot as hell 
so don't let him muck about with any matches

one up for the colonel anyone

well then in exactly two hours from now you 
will be parachuted down to your objective

conway you've never been to germany yes this will 
be a good opportunity for you then to perfect

your knowledge of german i understand 
you'll speak it perfectly perfectly no

but better than you yes uh may i 
speak sir oh yes doesn't it men

we're commandos and we've been given 
an order orders are to be obeyed

now let's get one thing straight 
it is better to be shorter man

than to be stuck with one who can't 
take it well can you all take it

no one wants to drop out

well colonel i'd say we're ready sir well 
done sergeant best of luck thank you sir

good luck maya thank you good luck

good luck thank you sir best of luck

good luck bye

this rifle is for you take it into the planet

what the hell is that the colonel asked 
that we salute you crodic musically go ahead

what the hell is that no flip 
hey you dance turn it over

ah in the name of colonel appleby i say long 
live frog and long live clue day need french

i'm a breton from brittany understand

and whenever we've had a war with france 
or england we've always won colonel appleby

would also like to please soldier sorel and 
says that he may keep his watch as a memento

as a token to bring you back home on schedule 
ah tell him not to worry we'll bring it back

so

hello i'm sergeant claudette so you're 
clear daycare what about not available

spotty later

sorrell you know where the wippadol planes 
are in bavaria not couldn't that exactly

that's where we get off the bus gentlemen 
our intelligence has information that the

germans have just finished equipping an entire 
panzer division with the new tiger four tanks

and they're going to send him across germany 
and france to reinforce the atlantic wall

the raf is ready to smash the division 
as it crosses the whoppertall plains

here gentlemen is where we come into the picture 
from the air base at zumerhoff the germans can

put 24 mississippi 109ks immediately into 
the air in just six minutes day or night

and up until now not one of our bombers has been 
able to get through not once all bombing attempts

have been complete failures on planes having 
a chance the german flag puts up a solid wall

for our low-flying planes and our high-flying 
planes are bombers they haven't got a chance

against those 109ks that panzer division has 
got to be stopped before it can take cover

from our bombers in a little while we'll be over 
our objective in case you haven't figured it out

we're going to blow up zoomer off air base we've 
been trained for this job so there's no reason why

we shouldn't complete it harper you with us with 
some luck our planes will drop a battalion of red

berets on the viaduct surrounding the sumerhoff 
base once they blow its sky high dakota transports

will land on what's left of the strip from 
there they'll pick up the red berets and us too

any questions yes how about our escape i just 
told you i only meant the mission might fail

in which case no dakota's going to 
haul us out now i'll ask you a question

if the mission fails who the hell 
is going to be left to get back

it won't work it runs like 
the man does what won't work

the clock it runs bad that's why let me steal it

white wall radar communique walker wolves heading 
up make ready for immediate jump fog has lifted

open hats they're on us

this is it man

without fire get the hell out get going

okay

hold on

let's get back

so

give some sign up for pieva brings it here

foreign

to zumerhof

come on man hurry up not sir 
not sergeant horus onto zamaf

is

welcome parties two minutes away 
you want me to read you for help sir

the mission has failed otulie had most of the 
explosives what we've got left is not enough

we can't surrender they should command 
us anyway we've got enough stuff to

last a couple of days we'll see what 
happens you want to know what happens

hey they're all around us uh it's obvious we're 
in a trap the whole place is probably surrounded

sorrel season gather the pepper for 
the dogs come on let's go move out

thank you

uh

so

back get back move back

um

uh

um

oh

oh

it was a mine get up

let's go

your legs

come on come on

oh

keep going go on

i told you to go on

get out

hopper pepsi to get across

come on gypsy

hold on

um

uh

don't worry about it harper where's the radio huh

it fell in the water you'll fast we'd better 
get out of here it's a matter of seconds

come on come on

go to the house hurry go ahead hurry

oh

sergeant sergeant take a look yeah up there

we could be there in an hour

so we're off

he put us right on target

too bad we're so close and we can't do anything 
about it well it is worth a try sergeant what

do you mean help is right it's a lot better 
than just waiting it out let's blow it up

the probabilities are against us anyway so why 
not move ahead but we don't have any explosives

let's go listen i'll stay here i'll cover 
you go back up why because it's useless with

a broken leg sergeant they're coming up all 
right get moving i get cereal in that house

let's go come on let's go adios

good luck

wrong

uh

later

two

commandos you're surrounded 
come out with your hands up

don't shoot

come on

you weren't alone talk i said

nothing what was your mission i'll give 
you exactly one minute get up get up i said

you have 30 seconds left to talk

there's the airfield look how they've got their 
fighters staggered they're harder to hit that way

from the air yes but from where we stand they'd be 
sitting ducks if we have the explosives they must

have a whole regiment of hiney's keeping guard 
and i can't say that i blame them look at them all

the damn places packed

there they are those damn measurements

hey sam take a look at the building 
to the left of the entrance

you mean that little cubicle yeah what do you make 
of it must be the power plant for the airfield

and for the barbed wire i saw the tie-in 
cable that makes it high tension that's right

if we make a parallel hook up we can cut 
the wire without shorting the current

sam you and kalea go fish the radio out of 
the river okay harper you stay with me yes

we're gonna take a closer look and where do 
we meet up at the house where sorel was killed

yeah don't worry about it i know the germans

they wouldn't think for one minute 
that we'd go back there get going

there that's where they cross

yeah here good and tight huh go on go 
on hey listen it's me that's going in

very funny

uh

foreign

assistance

huh

i'm all right come on

in there

sergeant

sergeant claudette everything's all right the 
mission's completed sergeant daniel thank you sir

hopper on the radio quick yes do the water 
get through i'm more wet than the radio

sam you stay on watch yes 
sir i'll hit left drop dead

sooner or later

well hopper

what is it harper i've got london sergeant hold on

hello seven this is 44. reception very 
weak over synchronization your signal

very difficult but we hear you commander 
existed an immediate run down your situation

situation critical explosives 
captured otulie's dead

sorel also dead location is xm106107 over lists 
all your requirements to complete missions

my requirements are first resupply all items 
including wire cutters insulated up to 12 000

volts go ahead 44 go ahead second recommission 
callaway in the field so he can take command

third i want permission to use emergency five

closing radio keep a continuous radio watch 
fix new contact we'll call back in 24 hours

24 hours not a word about sam understand 
yes sergeant the only thing now sir to

contact emergency five is a three-hour 
march we'd better get started sir right

um

sweet

so

foreign

thank you

it belongs to a man who begged my husband

to please give civilian clothes so 
we could make it into switzerland

they wear such colors these pilots 
perhaps this shade is not to your liking

your colors are red pink and yellow 
i'm sorry sir only pink and yellow

did they ever find you the way you're 
dressed and the way you speak german

nobody would ever dream that you 
belong to the english commandos

back peter is pinned hello

he'll come right over but if i can be 
useful for anything while you're waiting

i need supplies our ammunition packs were 
captured i was hoping your husband could

resupply us i see it's a good idea 
then to list all we must get for you

big sabotage now let me see what could 
it be the canal in confusion the canal

who did you call my husband captain of 
police you idiot dr fondbeck was eliminated

foreign

ah

don't have a back door

i hit that hide

come on

get out of here come on

i think i'm silent

it's just here a minute can't hear them anymore 
i think we've got enough ground between us

kalea what's the matter why didn't you tell 
me you were hurt sergeant art is wounded

is it bad i'm all right 
sir boy lost a lot of blood

have a drink it's nothing this is new 
blood good huh you're gonna be able to walk

well i no but we can still walk so we'll carry it

we gotta call london tell him 
we can't complete the mission

set the radio

easy kid easy thank you

up is the antenna set right

i got their wavelength but i can't hear the 
signal tone they're waiting for you to talk

first sam yeah c44 here c44 come in please come in 
urgent they're answering sergeant the signal tell

hello 44 this division 44. may day may day do 
you hear me do you hear me over london seven to

c44 we hear you loud and clear reporting reports 
emergency five is in german hands harper's wounded

we're going to try to make it to 
switzerland over mission must go through 44

emergency 5 will be handled from here one of our

hurricanes will drop supplies 
at 22 hours give us a call

wait e462851

over 462 851 good luck 44 that's it

with a little luck we might make it in eight hours 
i'm afraid harper has served the pace a little bit

sergeant that's the damn truth no it isn't what's 
the matter with you right you're coming with us

listen sergeant someone has got to 
remain here to report all our maneuvering

well what's wrong with yours truly place me in a 
good spot where i can see you fire and summer off

all right so you keep tuned because nobody 
else can talk for us only good ol afraid

he's like

it's a hurricane kind of a motor there's a lot 
of noise just above it those are messages come on

oh

oh

get away get away

okay

a knife

damn

here the terminals the clamps

so

so

uh

uh

laughs

so

so

huh

uh

uh

nice

fuel tanks

in an hour we're gonna have some real fireworks

is

all right

let's go

come on it's a takeoff signal

it's a woman englander that's right if you so want 
to scream once i'll have to kill you immediately

and none of your comrades will be able 
to help you the stain sand the door

and warming up the engines for a take-off damn it

the gasoline tanks are going to blow up in 
45 minutes those planes are going to be saved

she'd better answer it

that's it now they'll get impatient

okay

20 minutes more

too

he sounded like like her boyfriend

i hope the whole base wasn't in love with 
her the two of us can't take them all on

he was my husband

you liar you made a mistake you've 
spoken english when you shouldn't have

she understood all that was 
said a miserable little [ __ ]

the squadron's coming back if there's no 
more trouble around we're still in time

tie her up hurry i can thank 
god you're a woman get around

put your hands together

the next time you get married wear a ring

one move in this hand grenade 
will blow you to smithereens

let's go sam

i'll be dizzy

i

uh

so

uh

so

hey

ah

foreign

c-44 to london reporting in c44 report 
c-44 report all all summer hops exploded

is the mission bullseye is the mission bullseye

it's a bloody battle royal the 
mission is bull's-eye the mission

right in the is

ambition's [ __ ]

horace

horace

horizons

so

i don't think clay and i can go 
on much longer like this sergeant

hang on man it's not very far to 
where our plane's going to land

the parachute

they're attacking the viaduct pretty soon 
pretty soon they'll be withdrawing i'm gonna

go ahead alone i'm damn sure to find the 
tommy behind some bush or other and if by

mistake you get killed we keep on walking 
and pray to god the war ends that's right

see in a while

the viaduct

uh

stay right where you are

drop that pistol

who are you identify yourself sergeant derek 
klodek commando 44. i have two two men with

me from the airfield mission but they're 
wounded they're back there a little way

i'd like a couple of your men to help me get them 
in about two minutes sergeant transports will be

landing to wingers out of this sorry sergeant but 
there's more at stake here than a couple of men

i said i want two of your soldiers 
to help me get my men out understand

i'm afraid it's too late we've 
got just 10 minutes to load up

that was a bloody tank the other planes 
won't be able to land either what should i

knew we were going to land here i don't 
think so if they knew they'd be 40 tanks

here instead of only one are you supposing 
the tank is won or you're sure of it sergeant

one two

three just one there's no doubt about 
it just one captain and i'll prove it

is anyone coming in for a landing there's one 
nancy let's single the others to keep out of range

that commander's talking since we still get out

ah

come ah

you can make it go on

yes

come on

get in get the hell out of here

wait a minute wait there's some more guys! Look! Look!

get up!

hey if it makes you feel any 
better london restored your rank

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