Strip Mahjong: Battle Royale (2011) - full transcript

Question:

"Does stripping reveal just the flesh?"

The answer is "No."

It reveals one's personality,
individuality, and past...

In other words,
stripping reveals the soul.

One game wonderfully reveals all of this.

It's name is...

STRIP MAHJONG!

Now it's time for Strip Mahjong.

I am your host, Kato.

And here's our commentator.



Ranran Tachibana. Pleeaased to meet you!

This game's cash prize is

10 Million Dollars! Nah!

Then let's bring out our contestants!

Ow, quit it!

What is this?

It's so bright!

Where am I?

Ah studio?

Ah mahjong parlor?

Who are these people?

Contestant #1:

Leader of the pop idol group
"After school Expedition,"

and using her youth as her weapon,



it's teen idol Yuka Kashiwagi!

Let's call her Yukarin!

Contestant #2:

She's won countless
acquittals for her clients,

it's the young, top-class
lawyer Aoi Onizuka!

Ah girl in glasses? Exciting!

With odds of 2.4, many are betting on you!

Contestant #3:

Uptown girl from
Shirokanedai, Misuzu Kaneda!

I wish I could live in Shirokanedai!

Actually, Misuzu is my type of girl.

Odds; 7.3, she's the dark horse!

Last, Contestant #4:

A freeter who works late
at the convenience store,

if she wins it's goodbye to that life!
It's Mirai Kisaragi!

Use that money well!

What?

Got to remember!

What the hell happened?

I remember! It was him!

That guy abducted me.

This program is brought to
you live via an exclusive channel

through pay-per-view
fees from you, our viewers.

It's live! It's liiive!

We'll do anything for our customers!

Now, let's explain the rules!

Welcome to the World of Strip Mahjong!

We ask everyone to play nice

and follow these rules.

Basic rules are mostly the
same as a normal Hanchan game,

a single two-round
game using Ari-Ari rules.

We'll use our own system for Han points.

Instead of point sticks,

players pay the winner with
"Strip Cards" and strip accordingly.

Everyone starts with 7
points, 7 articles of clothing.

Yakuman = 6 points.

Sanbaiman = 5 points.

Baiman = 4 points.

Haneman = 3 points

Mangan = 2 points.

Anything less = 1 point.

Strip Mahjong...?

By the way, any player who goes bust,

that is, loses all her "Strip Cards,"

faces a severe punishment.

Punishment...?

Objection! This is a blatant
case of wrongful imprisonment!

Objection overruled.

But I've got recorded evidence...

Yes, we're recording right now...

Let me out! Let me out of here!

The only one getting out ...is the winner!

Ha! That's just a toy.
You think we're stupid?

A toy? Yes, but it does send
an electric shock. Zap! Zap!

Understand now?
Please don't do anything reckless.

You sure you don't want to strip?

OK, we get it, so stop! We'll do it.

-I'am glad to have your understanding.
-Fuck that!

I'll report you!
We're not some exhibition!

Shut up, bitches!

You still don't get it?

You're all good for nothing,

except for getting naked!

"Why are you here?"

You've all racked up $5 million in debts,

but has that stopped your
obsessions with online mahjong?

You're here because you're
worthless human beings!

What!? You can't do this!

Please shut the fuck up!

May I finish?

None of you can pay
off your debts yourselves.

We're giving you the
chance to pay them off in full.

Everyone, please.

Strip down to the soul,

then win and pay off your debts!

Let's get up. Can you stand?

Please excuse my earlier rudeness.

There's nothing to be ashamed of.

Win and you can leave.

-Wait, I don't have any de...
-Everyone! Please be seated.

Let the Strip Mahjong begin!

Round 1 Hand 1.

The Dora Indicator is the 4 Circles tile.

The East Wind seat and
first dealer is Aoi Onizuka,

the South Wind seat is Mirai Kisaragi,

the West Wing seat is Misuzu Kaneda,

and North Wind seat is Yuka Kashiwagi.

Turns will proceed in that order.

Ah nice starting hand...

This woman's named... Misuzu?

She's discarding all Simples.

She's the type who relies on intuition.

And this would be Yuka.

Seems sure of herself.

And Aoi Shanpai, maybe Tenpai-type?

Your turn.

Oh, sorry.

Ranran, you can see each player's style...

Yes, each is fairly unique.

We can see people for who
they are through Mahjong.

Mirai has a cautious approach.

She's aware of what goes on around her.
She seems somewhat good.

She must've been quite the
lazy bitch to hone such skills.

She discarded the tile she just drew...
What's she waiting on?

Hey, it's your turn.

Sorry.

Can you try not to space out?

Le... let's all calm down a bit.

You first.

Look at your hand.

Reach.

Mirai has declared a "Reach."

Let's pick a Strip Card for your wager!

Outerwear.

She's chosen "Outerwear!"

If Mirai wins this hand, the losers
must remove their outerwear.

However, if Mirai loses,
she'll have to remove her own!

What? I didn't hear that rule!

Yeah, I didn't mention it.

Reach.

TOP.

The game is now afoot!
Aoi's wagered her "Top" card!

It's getting interesting!

Mirai has secured a Mangan
with the possibility for a Baiman,

but Aoi's hot in pursuit.
She too may have a Mangan.

The tiles I need have already
been discarded. I'll have to fold...

You're not supposed to say that out loud.

Ron!

Reach All Simples No-Points
Hand Three Color Straight Dora 1.

Haneman.

You don't have to glare at me like that...

"Hey, stop it!"

The stripping time you've
all been waiting for has come!

Aoi will pay up with three Strip Cards.

Two will be the "Outerwear"
and "Top" already on the table.

Our winner, Mirai, will choose
the remaining third card.

-Me?
-Those are the rules.

OK... "Socks."

"Socks" it is!
In this case, gartered stockings!

Hey, you! Cut it out!

Don't mind her. It's the game.

This woman... is married?

Aoi, please share how you feel right now.

Th... this is illegal!

Yes, it probably is.

OK, I hear you. I'll strip, I'll do it!

My my, such nice calves,

what you might call... a guilty pleasure!

Next, off with the top!

Well then...

Wait a second.

No, I can't wait...

Aah! Stop! Stop! No! Stop! Stop!

It may be embarrassing, but...

What's this? A tattoo of a peony tree!

Why'd you get something
like that, Aoi-chan?

Don't look at me!

Strip Time is over...

The next hand will start with Misuzu!
Nyan!

You won't forget this, you little bitch...

Round 1 Hand 2.

Aw, it seems that Aoi
bears a grudge against Mirai...

What kind of person is this woman?

Uh, um, can't we all get along?

We have to think of how we're
all going to get out of here...

You let us know when
you've figured that one out.

Come on, hurry up!

Huh?

Misuzu, what appears to be the problem?

I... Won...

Closed Tsumo Lipeiko.

Lipeiko! Lipeiko! Lipeiko!

It's an Lipeiko!

I, I didn't mean to...

It's time for the three of
you to take off one item!

Misuzu, please choose a Strip Card.

I'm sorry...

Bottom.

Bottom it is! Ha-ha, who should it be...

First... Yukarin!

No way!

Hands off!

It's out! Her ex-delinquent
ways she learned when in a gang!

Seriously, I will kill you!

Tough girl, huh?
I think she tries too hard!

You sure you won't strip?
Even if I punish you...

Here they are! The bare legs of a
one-time delinquent, now a teen idol!

And next...

Aoi!

Such beautiful, shapely legs,

and this time, she stripped without fuss.

And last...

Mirai!

Do it!

Stop...

Make it stop already!

Got them! We got them off!

Humph, that's what you get for resisting.

Wasn't that what you did last time?

Round 1 Hand 3.

Round 1 Hand 3. So far, Aoi Nah, Nah!

Has been hostile to Yuka and Mirai.
Nah, nah!

They continue to fight without
any womanly code of honor. Nyan!

Reach.

Bra.

Oops, sorry.

Ha, now I'll get my payback!

Not going for Three Colors, she's
set a trap with the 5 Circles tile.

She's going after Mirai...
Mirai, you must spot the trap!

Oops, how clumsy of me.

A play for the B Circles tile...?

This isn't right!
Misuzu is giving hints to Mirai.

She got the hint?
Why is everyone after me?

Hmm, End of Round 1 Hand 3.

Draw.

Tenpai.

Tenpai.

Tenpai.

Tenpai.

You were all in Tenpai? So close!

This means Yukarin's Bra card
is up for grabs in the next hand.

That was a close one
which anyone could've won.

Next is Round 1 Hand
3, but with 1 Bonus in Play.

Misuzu is still the dealer.

Round 1 Hand 3 With 1 Bonus.

Yuka had her Strip Card taken away.

She'll want to win this hand, even
with a cheap hand, to get it back...

Reach.

Outerwear.

Yukarin is in a rush, isn't she?

Here it comes...

She's also in Tenpai...
But I can still get her.

It's a trap, Misuzu. Be careful.

I'm no good. I can't do anything now!

Tsumo!

Reach Closed Tsumo Three Color Straight

Mangan.

Congratulations!
I return to you your confiscated card.

Yes!

"Outerwear" is on the table, so
please choose one more card...

Ah, but Aoi is not wearing outerwear,
so choose two extra cards for her.

-Why for only me!?
-Shh!

Go ahead, Yukarin.

This one's for Mirai (SOCKS)

And this is for Misuzu, (TOP)

What's wrong, Misuzu?

Now, the cards for Aoi...

This... and this one! (BRA) (GLASSES)

Ho-ho! Scandalous!
Yukarin had no problems choosing for Aoi!

The cards for Aoi are "Bra" and "Glasses!"

Hey you! Knock it off!

Knock what off?

Let the Stripping Time begin!

Mirai, your outerwear and socks, please.

No, now's not the time...
I have to focus on winning now.

The scent of fragrant olive...

Moving on, Misuzu, please.

It's OK... It can't be helped.

What's wrong, Misuzu?
You're acting strangely.

What..., what's this? An S&M bustier!?

Amazing, but

unexpected! Not something I'd
expect a refined lady to wear...

Is this to please your husband's tastes?

Things have suddenly
gotten more interesting!

Next, let's have Aoi
remove her bra and glasses!

The moment you've all been waiting for!
Mac Kato's...

Don't you mean "MC Kato's?"

Lingerie Time!

This is when I use various
items to remove the clothing.

Aah! Stop it!

No, stop!

What are you doing? Just, just quit it!

I'll catch you, tuna fish!

Hey!

Got a bite!

Stop it! Stop it!

Hey! Knock it off, will you?

Stop it!

-No!
-got them!

Caught myself one bra!

Regarding gifts to our viewers...

We offer the lewd she-lawyer's glasses and

her freshly-removed
and still warm brassiere!

We will then ship the prize to the winner!
Nyan!

Round 1 Hand 4.

It's the 8th go around.

The Dora Indicator is the 2
Characters tile. The dealer is Aoi.

Since she lost her glasses,
Aoi's struggled to see the tiles.

Don't give up the will to win!

Go ahead, make fun of me

I'm not.

I never thought something
like this would happen...

Listen, you have to focus now.

Ha, got it... Secured myself 4 Dora!

Kan!

Well, hello!

Looks like she's out for blood.
Could it be...?

The same tile others have discarded...

Pon!

Careful now; If you step in now...

One short of Tenpai. Low chance
on a quad for the 8 Characters tile.

I've a concealed triplet on the 7
Characters tile. What should I do...

This will get he; But it may
be dangerous for Misuzu.

She seems close to Mangan.

Huh!

Misuzu?

She can't see the table...
She's completely lost it.

South Wind is also a safe discard...
Wait! If she's got a double-sided wait...

She's given up Circles and Characters...
Her waits are concentrated on Bamboos...

But that's the same for Misuzu...

If my waits are good, I can discard
my draws until I get what I need

I can then keep myself in Tenpai
with a double-side wait sequence.

She's giving this a lot of thought.
Discarding Bamboos is dangerous, Misuzu.

Ron!

All Simples No-Points Hand
Three Closed Triplets Dora 7.

Wow, "Sanbaiman!"
Misuzu will have to strip 5 items!

Three Closed Triplets with a
Closed Tsumo and a Dora of 7!

That's checkmate for you, Misuzu. Boo-hoo!

This is my fate.

I racked up so much debt losing Mahjong,

I never had a chance winning here...

Wait! What's gonna happen to her now?

OK, OK, I got it. Just wait a second!

Win, OK?
You have to live life to its fullest.

You only get one life. Make it count.
Don't become like me.

But Misuzu, I...

It's OK, I know you can do it.

Let's go!

We're giving you a big punishment!

-Stop, stop...
-Wait!

You think it's fun to make
people suffer like this?

No, I think it's sad.
But these are the rules...

Misuzu!

So why are you wearing a leather bustier?

I just have to strip off 5 items, right?

I asked you a question, why
are you wearing that bustier?

Stop, you don't have
to take everything off.

Huh?

Showing just your skin means nothing

I'm here to see everything
laid bare, body and soul.

My soul...?

Yes! Open your heart!

Out with it! Why the bustier!

It started a year ago, when I.

I found out my husband
was cheating on me...

Good!

Our relationship went cold

I sought escape and passion...

You're a cheap whore!

Then, the partner I met taught me S&M...

So that's how you got into it.

I just wanted my husband to love me

more

to be loved more!
But, it wasn't going to happen.

That's it. That's what I wanted to hear.

But I loved him.

I loved my husband!

Thank you for baring all to me.

I'll take these panties off for you.

Aah! Stop! Stop! Stop!

Stop! No! Stop!

I can leave now, right?

Only the winner of the game gets out.

Farewell, my love.

Instant death?
That's the Maximum Setting for you...

He's lying...

She can't be dead, right?

What's happened to Misuzu?

I'm sorry, but...

Wait! If we go bust, do we also...?

Yes.

What the fuck!

Hey, those are the rules.
Now, shall we continue?

Just a second.

And what is the matter, Mirai?

Give me her wedding
ring in exchange for this.

Are you serious!?

You know you're just tightening
your own noose doing this?

I, I wasn't able to save Misuzu,

but if I get out of here alive,

I want to give her ring to her husband.

I'm touched...

No problem, so long as you
exchange a Strip Card for the ring.

Win, OK?
You have to live life to its fullest.

You can do it.

Now we've put that drama behind
us, let's get back into the game.

Let's introduce our substitute player!

In our last match, she gave us
a wonderful fight to the death.

Behind the cute looks is a brain
trained for Mahjong since childhood.

Alias "Killer Mahjong
Queen," it's Ranran Tachibana.

Pleased to join the game! Nyan!

Ranran will start with 5 points,
what Misuzu had before going bust.

Round 2 Hand 1.

I'm going to win!

Hey, Yukarin, guess what?
I'm going after you!

Huh?

It's cause you've got
the most clothes on...

When sleeping around for recording
contracts, these come right off, huh?

I don't do that.

Who is... this woman

I've no intention losing to you.

Let's have a one-on-one side
bet for one extra article of clothing.

You're on!

You shouldn't provoke her.

Ah storm's been brewing
since Ranran entered the game!

Pon, nah!

How is she making the calls
and discards so fast? It's unreal!

It's no good, I can't read her at all...

Ron. Big Three Dragons, nyah.

She's strong ...too strong.

Nyan nyan.

Wow! A yakuman from out of nowhere!
It's quick death for you, Yukarin!

Huh? Huh uh uh uh?
What's the matter, Yukarin?

No, I don't want to die!

Tough Yukarin is now groveling

I am a sucker for women's
tears, but it's Punishment Time!

Nah.

Well then...

Ooh, teenage years... nice.

Stop... No! Stop!

What a wonderful scent...

-Let me to take it off... slowly!
-No, no, no, no, no...

You can't, you can't, you can't!

Isn't that a... swimsuit for school!?

Hold on a second!

I'll return to Yukarin what
she wagered on our side-bet.

Underwear.

Now even Ranran's
pulling this sort of shit...?

Since she's an idol,
it should be a bikini...

But surely, replacing a one-piece
with a two-piece item isn't fair...

Won't it be boring to
kill her off now though?

Alright!
We take back Yukarin as going bust!

Stop...

It's now two items.
You're keeping only the panties though.

-It's Mac Kato's...
-Don't you mean MC Kato's...

Lingerie Time!

What are you doing!? Cut it out!

Wow, it's turning into a giant titty!

I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!

Isn't this great, Yukarin?
You've been spared.

Round 2 Hand 2.

Were you OK in there?

You're OK, right?
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan.

She's got such composure!
But I can't let her put me on the ropes.

Got it! Others are discarding bamboos.
I should quietly wait it out...

Last go around, but I'll beat her.

This tile's probably
safe to discard, nyah.

Ron, Haneman!

Half-Flush Dora 2.

Bullseye! A Haneman from out of nowhere!

Ranran, that'll cost you 3 items!

At last, I can cool down a bit. Nyan!

Other Bra Top.

An interesting choice.

I'll be wearing just an apron?

Roger that!

Music, please!

She's not upset at all.
On the contrary, she enjoys it...

Ah magnificent "nude apron" look!

I do it all for our viewers!

Round 2 Hand 3.

Hey everyone, Let's try and
enjoy the game a bit more!

Are you fucked in the head?
We over here have our lives at stake.

It's the same for Ranran, too. Boo-hoo!

This is a battle of wits...
Can't let her crazy talk trip me up.

Reach.

Outerwear.

Amazing, Ranran. That's our
mahjong fanatic in a maid outfit!

It's OK, stay cool...

Ah!

Sorry...

Wait! That's a Chonbo penalty!

It wasn't on purpose. Forgive me...

We can't!

Yes, we can! I owe this woman my life.

You can't take this woman's side.

Ron! Reach and a Straight, nyan!

How? My discard let her win?

Ranran won on a Hell Wait.
Mirai, that'll cost you one item!

I won this hand for just one card.

So, Ranran, can you choose a card?

Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan, bra!

Bra it is! Then let's begin...
the Stripping Time!

You're bad, too, you know.

What?

You got into this helping a friend
with her mahjong gambling debts.

My friend begged me
and before I knew it...

You shouldn't so easily agree to
be someone's guarantor like that...

So how does it feel to get naked?

That concludes Lingerie Time!

Round 2 Hand 4.

If she wins now, those
two will end up like Misuzu.

I must beat her!

Tsumo!

Amazing! You won on a Hell
Wait for the North Wind tile again!?

Let's first choose the
Strip Card for Mirai.

Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan Other!

Other it is! That'd be...

Uh... the Cat Garter.

You can take that off later, whatever.

More importantly, I'm
sorry, but Yukarin and Aoi...

You've gone bust!

Please, save me! Please!

Please!

Sorry, I play to win.

Wait, something's not right...

With that hand, she should
have gotten sanmenchan...

Why win on a Single Pair
Wait for the North Wind tile?

And now, what you have all been
waiting for... Punishment Time!

I'm Yukarin.

And I'm Aoi. We're good friends.

I like you

I like you, too.

Ah... Ah... Ah...

What's this?
My body feels hot ...with passion!

Come on! Do it like the dolls...

If you're going to kill
us, just kill us already!

You want to be spared, don't you?
I'll let you go if you dyke it out.

Ha, that's a lie!

I don't get to see that
sort of thing too often...

What are you doing!?

It might save our lives!

Knock it off!

Actually, I am a lesbian.

That's nothing I know about.

Really? I'm a lesbian? But why?

I've come to hate men.
Nasty, perverted men.

So you were sleeping
around for your career...

No, I was forced into doing that!

And why did I get a tattoo?

My boyfriend told me to...
He was a convicted yakuza member.

That's dangerous...
getting involved with the mob like that.

I wanted anyone who could made
me forget the pressures of my career...

He sought me out like a wild beast.
That's why I did it.

That's what I wanted to hear!
Baring both body and soul!

Everyone's really getting into it, huh.

Think! How'd she win like that?

Something's definitely strange...

Wait a minute, you cheated!

I did no such thing!

Stop lying! People's lives are at stake!

You marked the Honor Tiles.

That's how you got the Big Three Dragons
and the Hell Wait on the North Wind tile.

I've been exposed, have I?

This match is invalid!
Quickly, let those two go!

I'm sorry, but I can't do that.

Why?

The match is already decided.

Even cheating must be forgiven
if it's discovered after the fact.

But that's...

That's the rules.

Let those two go!

Now why'd you go and
do that, Black Mask #13?

I was thinking of letting them go...

This isn't right, messing up like this!

We had another girl like you before.
Her name was Atsuko.

Atsuko...?

She tried to expose my cheating.
That girl was a real pain,

so I killed her.

Atsuko... I was her guarantor.

Always was a blunderer,
a bit slow, and careless...

Mirai is declared the winner!

Congratulations.

Here's your $10,000,000 prize.

By the way, what will
you use the money for?

-For a match!
-Huh?

I am wagering it all to
challenge her to a death match.

Ho-ho! A challenge from Mirai!

Yes, I accept her challenge!
I wager my outerwear. Nyan!

What beautiful breasts!
That wager is not a problem!

Let the final death match begin!

This will be a one-on-one match
using only Bamboos, 1s, 9s, and Honors.

I, Mac Kato, will serve as commentator.

Mirai, please tell us
what you're feeling now.

Don't bother me!

Ha! She's got some spirit!

Final Match.

The die have been cast!
Last match for the panties begins.

Who will be the one to
bare it all, body and soul?

Good! My lucky Honor tiles are here...

But she's onto my marking the tiles.
I have to be careful.

A lot of bamboos here.

But why?

That bothers me.

Pon.

She's quickly discarding Simples.

May be going for all Honors, Little
Four Winds, or Thirteen Orphans...

In any case, I have to be
first out with a complete hand.

OK, I'll soon get these
useless tiles out of the way...

Pon.

Ive got the West tile!

In Tenpai for Thirteen Orphans.
Just need the Red Dragon.

I'll discard this 2 Bamboos tile.

Pon.

Whoa! That's the third
time Mirai's called "Pon!"

What should I do?

If I discard this, I can
get Tenpai for all Greens.

No, I risk it all for this instead.

What was she puzzling over?

Ah, she knows since I'm cheating,
I'm aiming for Thirteen Orphans,

and so couldn't discard a Green Dragon...

Maybe she's got...

No, I'll draw the Red Dragon
before a Green Dragon comes up...

This game is already decided.

Too bad for you.

I'll win with Thirteen Orphans
before I discard a Green Dragon.

You missed your chance,
and now you'll lose. Nah!

Ron!

All Triplets only.

Wonderful!

Mirai narrowly won with a wait on the

1 Characters tile for an
amazing All Triplets hand!

C Cup versus D Cup...

The winner is C cup!

How!?

How'd you win on a pair
wait for the 1 Characters tile?

Thanks to you.

There's a scratch on the tile...

Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth.

I did the same thing you did.

But, when!?
When did you put a scratch on the tile?

Mirai, please tell us
what you're feeling now.

Don't bother me!

You were too focused
on my tits, weren't you?

I had no idea you could
tell I have a breast fetish...

It was obvious.

You cheated! That's not allowed!

It is allowed!
If it's uncovered after the fact, right?

Those are the rules...

Atsuko... was always a
blunderer, a bit slow, and careless...

But she was my best friend!

Fucking bitch! That's a cheap trick.
It doesn't count!

Let's play one more time! One more time!

Freeze!

I've no need for sore losers.

It's Mac Kato's Lingerie Time!

Will the pencil snap first?
Or the panties rip first?

Sorry!

Turn turn tum turn...

Hard a-port! Hard a-port!

Turn turn tum turn...

Turn the helm! Turn the helm!

Turn left, turn left, turn left!

Ah! That's supposed to be "right!"

Turn turn tum turn...

Hard a-port! Hard a-port!

The pen is mightier!

Mightier than the panties too!

It's over...

Our new champion is born!

Under provisional rules, we've
doubled your prize to $20 million.

Now, I'd like to proceed with
an interview with our heroine.

Congratulations, that was
cheating worthy a Mahjong Queen!

Give it back...

Everything you took from me...
Give it back!

What are you talking about?

By getting naked and baring all,
you've been reborn as a new you...

Yes, but you can't bring
back those people who died!

If you bear any grudge,

hold it towards your past self
who wasted her life on petty things.

Saying goodbye to that past...

That's what Strip Mahjong is all about!

What did you think of this installment?

The next contestant might be you

on Strip Mahjong! Until next week!

Thanks for the mammaries!

That's a wrap, Kato!

Good work, but your way
of talking is a bit shady...

Hurry up and let me out of here!

The exit is that way.

STRIP MAHJONG BATTLE ROYALE.