Straight to Hell Returns (1987) Movie Script

[wind gusting]

[coyotes howling]

[traffic rushing]

[car horns blaring]

[car horns continue, louder]

[loud clang]

Hey.

Get up!

Blow the job.

We're gonna blow the job.

I know we're gonna

blow the job.

I can't-- Come on!

Let's go! Let's go!

Simms, man.

We're gonna miss him.

Checkout was at 10:00 a.m.

Ah, you guys, you guys,

this is not good.

This is not good.

He's gonna leave.

We're gonna miss him.

Shut up, Willy![Willy] Let's go!

Come on!

We gotta go!

Put your tie on, boy.

[knocking at door]

[woman speaking Spanish]

-[man] Mr. Greenberg.

-[man 2] Room service!

[gasping]

Told you so. See?

I told you.

[gunshots]

[shouts in foreign language]

[sirens approaching]

[helicopters whirring]

[man shouting]

[screams]

No! Wait! No!

Stop! No!

Come on, you guys!

Come one!

Let me go!

[shouting, indistinct]

Go ahead and hit me!

Add domestic violence

to your list of crimes.

But you gotta

show me some respect, baby.

Well, you need

to learn some manners.

So did you guys

blow the job?

Norwood, tell that bitch

to shut up!

Look out, man.

[man singing folk music]

What's Mr. Dade gonna

say when he finds out

you fouled up again?

We're gonna have to give him

all the advance money back,

that's what.

Why'd you have

to drink last night?

Can't you do anything right?

Look at that. "Farben Gosoleo,"

that's diesel you're putting it

into the car wrong.

You can't do anything![alarm blaring]

You guys are losers!

You're not even men!

I hate it here!

I hate it!

I'm gonna leave!

Move, Willy! Come on!

[alarm continues]

Hold it, Simms!

Wait a second!

What are you doing?

[men shouting, indistinct]Let me in!

[man] Go![woman yelling, indistinct]

[tires screech][woman] Thanks a lot

for waiting.

[gunshots]

[men] ♪ Yakety yak♪

♪ Yakety yak

Yakety yak♪

[woman laughs]

♪ Kick out the dog

And put out the cat♪

♪ Yakety yak

Don't talk back♪

[all shouting, laughing]

-[man] Yahoo!

-[man 2] Yee-haw!

[engine sputters off]

[starter chugging]

Look at the skulls.

Look at 'em, they're everywhere.

I want to touch one.

Let's take one home.

Yeah, I don't remember

the road being like this.

Are you sure we're

in the right place?

I mean, it's getting dark.

Maybe we should turn back.

What's the matter

with this car?

[loud clank]

[groans]

We'll hole up here

till the heat blows down.

No way. No.

Yeah.

[coughs]

Well, what about the money?

We'll bury it.Where?

Here.

[coyote howling]

[howling continues]

[chatting, indistinct]

I'm tired.

[large bell rings]

[man] Nice little town.

Kind of peaceful.

[gunshots]

What's wrong with that man?

Is he dead?

-[man] That looks

just like our car.

-[man 2] No, it doesn't.

You're just

wasting petrol, mate.

[engine stops]

Let's go get a beer, y'all.

Three cervezas.

And a Shirley Temple

for my old lady.

Beer.

Bring us some beer.

Mas cerveza.

[speaking Spanish]

[kicks]

[music starts playing]

♪ Or you don't get

No spending cash♪

♪ If you don't scrub

That kitchen floor♪

Mas cerveza.

♪ You ain't gonna

Rock and roll no more♪

-♪ Yakety yak♪ -

♪ Don't talk back♪

[hollering, cheering]

[laughing]

King tough guys

of the world!

Can we please go now?

This is really boring for me.

You know what?Huh?

I love you guys.

I really do!

If it wasn't for my son

in that belly there...

I'd drop her

like a sack of potatoes.

Yeah! [laughing]

[man] That's not right.Baloney!

[men chattering][woman shrieking] Norwood!

Okay, that's good.

Hey! More cerveza.

We want cerveza.

[men howling, laughing]

And they run away

for the second half!

[shouting, indistinct]

Makes it through,

on the inside.

I've got it!

You've got it!

I'm ahead!

Where's that car

that was here?

The car, it was here

before we went into the bar.

I got your car.

Can I park it in your garage?

[laughing]There was a car before!

It's a no-parking zone

here, Velma.

What car, Velma?Number two, Willy!

[all shouting at once]

The hotel,

where's the hotel,

you douchebags!

I have a reservation for you

at this excelentehotel

with room service!

Listen!Only there ain't no rooms!

[all laughing]

Hey, taxi!

[coughing]

Those look just like

our cars, boys.

[laughing]

Come on, y'all.

Yeah, come on, man!

Hey!Whoo-hoo!

Hey, chickens!

[makes clucking sounds]

[Velma]

Where's the hotel, Norwood?

[Willy] Might as well

sleep out here tonight, Velma.

[Simms]

Yeah, roughing it!

In the dirt

like Huckleberry Finn!

[Velma]

You guys, I'm not gonna sleep

in the dirt! I'm a lady!

And I'm tired and sick,

and I just want to sleep!

Psst!

Hey!

What?

What you staring at?

Ain't you ever

seen a gent before?

What are you talking about?

Psst!

You've got to get

out of here.

This place is full

of bad men

who kill anybody

who crosses their path,

or even shows their face.

Know what I mean?

No.

I don't see any bad men.

No, that's 'cause

they're all out!

But they'll be back.

Psst!

No.

Hey, get away from me!

Get away from me!

[gunshot]

And it will be too late.

[laughs]

[shouting and gunshots

approaching]

[all hollering]

I want a nice burial.

A lot of flowers.

[indistinct]Dead flowers.

[all chattering, indistinct]

You've been spending

too much money on coffins.

[all chattering, indistinct]

[chattering continues]

[laughing]

Get out of our town.

[man] Go to hell!

[both grunting]

[laughing]

Smoking business-- gotta

give it up one of these days.

It's impossible

to give it up.

Nobody can.

Norwood!I can.

Norwood, wake up!Thanks to Scientology.

We've gotta leave!

Norwood, we gotta go!

There's a bunch

of ruthless men in this town.

[Velma] Yes, it is right, Simms!

I'm not talking to you--Think I'm gonna get breakfast.

[groans]Norwood, where are you going?

I'm getting me

some breakfast too.We gotta leave!

We gotta get out of here!

We're supposed to keep

a low profile!

Norwood! [echoes]

[stomps]

First time.

This is terrible

Coffee crops in Brazil

have been frozen.

Prices are gonna go

sky high.

I want the comics.

Strangers, Frank.

[both snickering]

[clatters]

What are we

gonna do tonight

for happy hour?

What should we

have Kim sing?

"It's Not Unusual."

You know, Frank, tonight, I was

thinking of singing "Imagine."

No, no, no.

"Delilah."Yeah, "Delilah."

"Delilah."

Well, it is in my repertoire.

Roll me up, daughter.

I want to see the killing.

Okeydokey, Grandpa.

You know how much money

I made last year?

$100.

That's more than

we both made.

[man] Hey, greaseballs!

[snickering]

[man 2] Janitors!

[snickering]

[man 2]

You bastards leaving town!

[snickering]

Be cool.

[door creaks]

What are you

looking at?

Nothing.

Who are you

calling a janitor?

You.

What are you

looking at?

A cockroach.

Don't make me mad.

Don't make me mad!

You fellas ought not be messing

with our pacifist.

They look like

coffee addicts to me, boys.

What did you say?

Go blow your heads!

[man] What did he say?

Kill 'em!

[harmonica playing]

[continues playing harmonica]

[cricket chirping]

Well, if it ain't old Bruno

and Angel Eyes McMahon.

I bet you thought you'd

seen the last of me, boy.

Rest easy, my man.

That one's from Van Nuys,

that little chick

with the banana.

If there's one thing

that makes Rusty mad,

it's fellas that play

tricks with fruits.

And don't pay

their parking fine.

Shut up!

[cricket chirping stops]

Okay, you pushed me

too far this time! Oh, yeah.

[woman] I ain't never seen

the boss mad like this before.

[man] Me either.

But we gotta kill him now.

We're gonna kill him later!

We ain't gonna kill the boy.

We're gonna take him back home.

To face trial

for their crimes.

[Velma screaming]

My baby! My baby! Save my baby!

My baby! Save my baby!

[groaning]

What the heck is going on here?

Frank, these soldiers

just saved our lives.

Let's kill 'em![Frank] Not so fast!

We owe these boys

a debt of gratitude.

And this little lady too.

Madam?

What brings

you killers to town?

Blood!Money!

Sex!

[laughing]

[all laughing]

[Frank] Come on down

to the hacienda, boys.

It's nearly happy hour,

and there's plenty of coffee!

[laughing]

Come on, kid.

[men continue shouting,

laughing]

Did you see that, George?

They could have been killed.

Mmm. Some of them were.

Brave he was, huh? God.

Yeah. It's easy to be brave

with a gun in your hand.

Should've seen me...

in combat.

George, that was

a long time ago.

[sighs]

♪ Fabienne, be my friend♪

♪ I will always stay with you♪

♪ Fabienne, be my friend♪

♪ I will always be true♪

[bell jangles]

Yes?

Well?

Need any help?

No.

Do you have any nails?

George, go in the back

and see if we have any nails.

What kind of nails?

[Fabienne speaking

foreign language]

Selection.

[squeals, moans]

[Fabienne moaning loudly]

What's going on out here?

[Fabienne] Nothing. Nothing.

I just bumped into the shelf.

What about my nails?

[growls]

Hurry up, George!

[grunting]

[both moaning, screaming]

[Simms] Yeah!

[moaning continues]

Here's your nails.

Sharp enough for you?

Nope.

Look at all that money.

[coyotes howling]

Just keep your

mouth shut about it.

Wiener, sir? Blood sausage?

Got wiener war going on.

Two for 99 American cents.

Come on.

Try my hot wings, stranger.

Best little wiener in town

or my name ain't Karl.

[gulps]

Don't ever

speak to me again.

[whimpers]

[clattering]

[coyotes howling]

[howling]

[crowd chattering]

[both laughing]

You all right?

Yes.

Hey, that woman

in the hardware store,

she married to that bloke?

What bloke,

you mean her husband?

Darn good job

you did today, boys.

[chuckles]

Bruno and Angel Eyes,

they're like my own sons.

[laughs]

My union has not yet

been blessed with issue,

but we're still trying,

right, Leticia?

[hissing]

[Frank] My town is your town.

Stay as long as you like.

[laughing]

So, when are you leaving?

[laughing]

[Frank] Go on!

[all chattering, indistinct]

Ladies and gentlemen...

Ha! My favorite song.[gunshots]

The best singer

in the world,

Kim Blousson,

straight from Atlantic City!

[laughing]

Ladies and gentlemen,

direct from Bucky's

Fujian Lounge, Lake Tahoe.

-[gunshots]

-[crowd hollering]

Please, silence,

for Mr. Kim Blousson!

[gunshots continue]

[playing Spanish music]

[man] Hey!

♪ I saw the light on the night

That I passed by♪

♪ Her window♪

♪ I saw the flickering shadows

Of love on her blind♪

♪ She was my woman♪

♪ As she deceived me, I watched

And went out of my mind♪

♪ Oh, my, my, my Delilah♪

[gunshots]

♪ Why, why, why, Delilah♪

[gunshots]

♪ I could see, that girl

Was no good for me♪

-[all laughing]

-[gunshot]

♪ But I was tied like a slave

That no man could free♪

[gunshots]

[music fades into background]

[Frank shouting, indistinct]

♪ At break of day

When that man drove away♪

♪ I was waiting♪

♪ I crossed the street

And she opened the door♪

[gunshot]

Sing it! Sing it, Kim!

♪ She stood there laughing♪

[gunshot]

♪ I felt the knife in my hand♪

♪ And she laughed no more♪

[all laughing]

[gunshots continue]

♪ Why, why, why♪

But you do have money.

You have lots of money.

Yeah, but we don't have money

because we buried--

I mean, we didn't bury it.

[man] You finished

with that egg?

Where did you bury it?

[laughs]

Um-- Uh, you girls

are confusing me.

Want to see me dance

on the table?

More coffee, sir?

Would you look

at all that money?

And around the next corner,

I want to show you my collection

of shrunken body parts.

It's the best--[grunts]

What do you want?

Nothing. Just passing through.

Let us pass through!

[thud][Frank] Ow! Ow!

[Velma] Ooh!

Who are those people?

[chopping]

-[George] Karl!

-[Karl] Hey, George!

-[George] Get out of the way!

-[Karl] How you doing?

I hate that man!How about a wiener?

[both chattering, indistinct]

What's wrong with this bike?

[grunting, yells]

[shouting, indistinct]

I hate that bike!

Never should have bought it!

Fabienne!

[bells jangle]

[screaming, indistinct]

I made it all the way

up there to get it!

And they didn't have it!

And now I'm back again!

[screams]

So what, George?

[whimpering, panting]

So...

I had to ride through mud.

And my RT200 got all dirty.

You want me

to wash it for you?

If you like.

[man grunting]

Women, man.I don't agree with it.

Me neither.

They got the power to make you

do things you don't want to.

Like drink

too much.

Yeah,

and smoke cigarettes.

Have sex when

you don't want to.

Beat people up.

[moans]

Women, man.

Sometimes you've

got to kill 'em.

Who, the women?

[Simms]

No, their husbands.

[fly buzzing]

I'm going to the cemetery.

Do you want to come?

What are you

going there for?

To see Grandma.

Accompany the lady, man.

[chuckling]

Why do I have to go?

Why can't they go?

We're on

our coffee break.

[guitar clatters]

Watch my stuff,

you guys.

Okay,

you got it.

You call that clean?

[screams]

[acoustic guitar playing]

I once had this

little pussy kitty cat...

named Little Binky.

And I loved it a whole lot.

More than anything.

And then one day, it died.

That day, I swore,

I'd never love again.

Till I met you.

Aww.

You don't really

love me though.

But I do love you.

No, you don't,

'cause if you

really loved me,

you'd tell me

about the money.

You're not gonna start

with that darn money stuff

again, are you?

Come here, you little minx.

Confound it!

God dang it!

God! [grunting]

Darn!

[cheering, shrieking]

Ah ha ha!Whoo hoo!

[man] Grab some of them beers.

Couple of cold ones

for the top guard!

[men cheering]

[men]

♪ From the halls of Montezuma♪

♪ To the shores♪

[hollering, shouting]

[automatic gunfire]

[men screaming]

This isn't right, Frank.

You can't leave 'em

hanging around like that.

[Frank laughing]It isn't decent.

Somebody's got

to set an example.

You already did that,

Frank.

Well, gee whiz, Sal.

I just don't want

the world to forget.

Murdering swine!

[man]

Go on, Frank.

Cut 'em down.

[laughing]

Which reminds me, Frank.

Where's your old lady?

Ain't seen her

in the party tonight.

Good coffee.

A smell you can taste.

[chuckles]We cops love café.

[laughing]

Let's go get another cupful,

all right?

[laughing]

Mercy.[Frank laughing]

A gun is just a tool.

Ain't no better or no worse

than the man that uses it.

Just like shoes.

Yeah.

You see the World Cup?

That suit you're wearing

has got a hole in the sleeve.

Don't you ever

change your clothes?

The desert's

beautiful at night.

Beautiful but lonely.

I like my coffee black

on Sunday mornings.

Black and strong.

Some people

don't believe in God.

Elvis is king.

Hey.

You guys want to hear

one of my poems?

[coyotes howling]

[men hollering, indistinct]

Keep your eyes peeled for those

killers we told you about.

The three that held up the bank

down in San Jose.

A mint?

I will, boys,

I will.

And remember,

one of 'em is pregnant.

Aha! [laughing]

Oh, I want you

to meet Norwood.

In town for a few days

with his old lady.

Special guests of mine.

This is Sal, Ponch, Velma.

Cheers.

Hey, where are those

two buddies of yours?

I don't know, I haven't

seen 'em in a while.

[laughing]

Probably drinking coffee!

Hey! [echoes]

Let's make that wiener kid

sing his song.

Wanna?

[all laughing]

[man] Sing me a song!

Sing, kid!

Sing or die.

[laughing]

[crowd jeering, indistinct]

[man] Come on, sing!

[all laughing]

[man] Yeah! Sing! Yeah!

[laughing continues]

[man singing, indistinct]

[crowd continues

jeering, laughing]

♪ Salsay ketchup♪

♪ You tell me

And I'll fetch up♪

♪ K-A-R-L-S Disco Wiener Haven♪

[crowd sings along]

♪ Salsay ketchup

Salsay ketchup♪

♪ Well, they're short

And they're long♪

♪ And they taste quite strong♪

♪ Oh, we calls this

The Wiener Tina Haven♪

[woman] Hey!

♪ We got girls in the Chevies

Piling in from the levies♪

-♪ Just for my♪

-[crowd] Yeah!

♪ Disco Wiener

Tina Haven♪

♪ They sizzle, they drizzle♪

♪ They step up to the griddle♪

♪ Salsay ketchup♪

♪ You tell me

And I'll fetch up♪

♪ Hey♪

[dog barking]

♪ K-A-R-L-S Disco Wiener Haven♪

♪ Salsay ketchup♪

-[gunshots blasting]

-♪ Salsay ketchup♪

♪ Salsay ketchup♪

-[gunshots continue]

-♪ Salsay ketchup♪

♪ Salsay ketchup♪

[gunshot]

[cocks gun]

Kiss me, you fool.

Where is the money?

[music and gunshots continue]

[banging]

-[Leticia moans]

-[banging]

[all laughing, chattering]

[man] Come on! Sing!

[all laughing]

Sing, kid!

Norwood, how much longer

do we have to stay here?

Till the job's done.

We don't have a job,

darn it!

We're just wasting time.

Mr. Dade's gonna find us.

Then where will we be?

[humming softly]

[grunting]

Huh?[dog barking]

Hey! Oh. Hey!

[grunts][screaming]

[continues barking]

[screaming continues]

What's the matter

with the kid?

Sexual tension.

[grunting]

I gotta get out of here!

God!

Kid better watch himself.

Needs watching.

Can't be running around

tearing things up.

Might go "shikso"--

"shiksophrenic."

Then we'd have to take him out

behind the barn and shoot him.

Like in army days.

[dog continues barking]

I wish that dog

would shut up.

[dog continues barking]

-[man] What just happened?

-[dog continues barking]

[laughing]

Yeah.

[man screaming]

[sizzling]

Look at all that money.

[medicine bubbling]

You really love

your medicine,

don't you, Grandpa?

Yup.

Must be ever so good

for ya.

Sometimes I think

you're going to live

forever.

So do I. [chuckles]

[boy] Here!

Cremation?

[burps]Be lucky.

Mom, Grandpa.

Oh, Grandpa. [clicks tongue]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

[screams]

[scream echoes]

[man] Christ sakes.

What's happened?

Mommy, uh...

Will that be teak,

mahogany or pine, sir?

My father was a great man![all] He was!

Ew, it's Daddy!

[woman]

For flowers, we can do

roses, lilies--

My wife will handle the details

of the internment, uh...

even though

she's extremely upset.

Very tragic,

very tragic.Oh!

[sobbing]

Mom!

Up!

Now, as to the matter of...

who killed my pop?

-[woman] Don't look at me!

-[woman 2] I was inside getting

his medicine.

Don't look at us.

We were at the library.

[woman] Who's missing?

That English guy.

He's missing.

[all] Yeah!No, I'm not.

I'm right here.

That funny-looking kid's

not here.

[man] Yeah!Yes, I am.

You mean the runt?Yeah, where's he?

Where's our runt?Where is he?

Wait a minute!String him up!

Wait a minute!

This ol' man's head

has been smashed in.

That's very sad.

He was a great man.

[all] He was.

-[man] Why, why, why?

-[woman] Shut up!

However, just 'cause

Willy's gone,

that doesn't exactly mean

he did it.

-[woman] Yeah!

-[woman 2]

Well, where is he then?

[man] Who'll run

the house? [sobbing]

Listen!

Listen, listen!

[sobbing]

If Willy done did this...

I'll take him out myself.

And Sam's here too.

Excuse me, baby.

Look, where is that

little, uh, girl

of yours, Louise?

[woman] Yeah?

She ain't here, neither.

[crowd mumbling]

[man] What does that

have to do with anything?

Who knows?

Maybe the killer...

is one of us.

[buzzing]

[singing in Spanish]

[singing continues]

Hello.

You having a party?

It's whitey.

A stranger, boys!

Get him!

[all] Yeah!

[clamoring]

[siren wailing]

[clamoring]

[coughing]

What's that?

Another funeral?

I wonder who's dead?[coughing]

Hope it's not

your grandpa.

[singing, faint]

Come on, boys.

Get him up here.

[laughs]

You're lucky this is

Grandpa's funeral.

But you'll be meeting

your maker soon. [laughing]

You're gonna swing

from a rope! [laughing]

[man 2] Hanging from a rope!

Better believe it!

[wind whistling]

Let us get through this part

quickly, Lord, and then

onto the revenge.

I don't know where it is.

Anyway...

there's a time to be born

and a time to die.

A time to embrace...

And a time to refrain

from embracing.

A time to build up

and a time to tear down.

A time to love

and a time to hate!

A time to kill, burn,

bludgeon, and mutilate!

[screaming]

Oh, my God!

[gunshots]

Kill him again! I told you

we should've hung him!

Kill him!

[gunshot]

Whitey, you have

been found guilty

of the murder

of the beloved grandfather

of the McMahon clan.[kazoo plays]

I don't know

what you're talking about!

I work for Mr. Amos Dade.

Guilty, guilty!

String him up!

Yeah!What're we

waitin' for?

[woman] Wait a second.Kill him with a rock.

Who is this Mr. Dade?

Mr. Dade

is a very important man,

and he's offering a-- Ow!

[all laughing]

[choking]

[laughing continues]

Adios,whitey.

[laughing continues]

[laughing]

Who killed

our grandpa?

[whimpers]

Not I, ma'am.

I live only

for the McMahons.

It wasn't you,

was it, Sabrina?No!

Anyway, he got hit

over the head by

a Mayan sculpture.

How do you know

it was a Mayan sculpture?

There were blood on it.

And, anyway,

we all stand to benefit

from his death.

How d'ya

figure that?

[whispering]

What?

[all laughing]

What-What is it?

Tell-Tell me.

What is it? Tell me.

Tell me.

[laughing]

Grandfather...

I really gotta

tell you this,

Norwood.

[laughs]

[sniffs]

I really wanna do it

with your wife.

Is that so?Yeah.

She's so...

I mean, I know she's pregnant

with your child and everything,

but she's so sleek,

so sexy.

I mean,

you're the lucky man.

Everybody in this town

thinks so.

Of course, I never would.

Hey, Norwood.

How's it going?

And do you know why,

Norwood?

'Cause we're pals...

buddies forever.

[George] What? What?

Shut up. What? I'm trying to have fun in my own way.

Fabienne, where are you going?

Don't tell me

to keep my voice down,

'cause I'm not!

Simms. Simms, George.

He's a man, George.

[man] Looks like a good fight coming on![man 2] Yeah! Kill him!

Kill him! Kill him!

[men whooping]

[man whistles]

That's what I like, a man who can stand his ground

[woman singing]

♪ Oh, Danny boy♪

♪ The pipes, the pipes

Are calling♪

♪ From glen to glen♪

♪ And down the mountainside♪

♪ The summer's gone♪

♪ And all the leaves

Are falling♪

♪ 'Tis you must go♪

♪ And I must bide♪

[all]

♪ But come ye back♪

♪ When summer's in the meadow♪

♪ Or when the valley's hushed♪

♪ And white with snow♪

♪ 'Tis I'll be there♪

♪ In sunshine or in shadow♪

♪ Oh, Danny boy

Oh, Danny boy♪

♪ I love you so♪

[coyote howls]

[wind whistling]

[trinkets jingle]

Look at all

that money.

[panting]

[whimpers]

[body falls to ground]

Norwood, what's wrong?

Hey, Norwood,

I'm talking to you.

[man weeping]

[Mac] Lick my boots.

Simms, what's wrong

with Norwood?

[Mac] Lick my boots!

[sighs]

Willy...

What?

Nothin'.

[sobbing]

Lick his boots.

[sobbing]

[laughing]

"But I say unto you,

it's here.

Love your enemies.

Do good to them

which hate you.

Bless them that curse you,

and pray for them

that have spite for you.

And unto him

that smiteth thee

on the one cheek,

offer also the other."

[both laughing]

"And moreover the dogs came

and licked his sores."

Oh, I want you bad.

How bad?

[unzips zipper]

[gunshot][screams]

Fabienne!

What's going on?

Rattlesnake.

B-Bit me on the leg!

Oh, yeah.

I don't see

any rattlesnake!

[groaning]

[screaming]

What's she doing?

Sucking out the poison!

What do you think?

That's better.

Oh. I'm-I'm sorry, man.

I better get some more coffee.

[Frank] Norwood,

I like you boys a lot,

but Grandpa's dead.

And the McMahons

are restless.

Right, Biff?

Right, Frank.

I think it's time

you left town,

Norwood.

No, it's not.

Darn it, Norwood.

I give you fair warning.

We McMahons,

we stick together.

Right, Biff?Right, Frank.

So what?

[laughing]

You know what,

Norwood?

You and I

are a lot alike.

Frankie,

we are not alike

at all.

[truck passes by]

[train horn whistles]

[doors squeak]

Evenin', gentlemen.

Sit right down here,

darlin'.

I'm, uh,

I'm looking for

a room.

There are no rooms.[man] No rooms.

Well, where

do you sleep?

In the shed

behind the petrol station.

I ain't sleepin'

in no shed.

[laughs]

Of course not,

darlin'.

It doesn't look like

you're sleepin'

in a shed to me.

[laughing]

What do you want?

These two.[Norwood]

They didn't do nothin'.

Anyway, we talkin' to 'em.

It don't matter.

They're strangers.

We're all strangers here.

Biff.

I wanna talk to you.

[door squeaks]

Frank ain't gonna like this.

[doors squeaking]

[spits]

[man] Well, my, my.

Unfriendly people.

Such a lovely town.

I mean, it needs, uh...

sprucing up a bit,

like 7-Eleven.

AM/PM mini mart,

it'd be just like America.

Of course, there will

have to be some changes.

I wanna give you my card.

[clears throat]

I.G. Farben.

Ranch-style homes.

"Helpin' people help themselves

to have a home."

Commando.

Not allowed to smoke.

I'll have his.

Thought for the day:

"A town cannot have

two bosses."

Come on, darlin'.

Come on, dear.

Come on.

A town

can only have one boss.

[woman]

You're forgetting something.What? Huh?

The suitcase.

Oh, ho ho! The suitcase.

Oh, yes, sir.

Oh, ho ho ho! Yes, sir.

[grunts]

Now...

you're gonna be needin' this.

Hey, how much

you want for...

this.

[doors squeaking]

[wind whistling]

[guitar strumming]

[guitar strumming continues]

[stops]

All right, Karl.

I'm ready for

that wiener now.

[coyotes howl]

[grunts, coughs]

[coughs]

[coughs, spits]

Come on!

Mr. Dade's in town.

[panting]

Dade, Dade,

Dade, Dade.

Fabienne, Fabienne.

[panting]

I've got

a snakebite too.

What are you doing here,

Angel Eyes? Get out of here.

Fabienne,

you know you want it.

[giggles]

No, I don't.

Yes, you do.Don't want it.

-You do!

-No, I don't!

-Yes, you do.

-No, I don't!

-Yes, you do.

-No, she doesn't.

[gunshot]Ah!

George, are you "shikso"?

They'll come after you

and kill you!

I'll be ready.

[trigger clicks]

Synchronize

your watches.

10:00.

10:30.

No, it's not.

Close enough.

[groans][woman] 'Scuse me,

Mr. McMahon?

[groaning]

You are awfully

wounded.

I mean, is that

a terminal illness?

[groaning]

Or will you recover?

[indistinct dialogue]

[coughing]

[woman]

How tall are you?

[Angel Eyes] Ma!

[woman] Hello?

[grunts]

[man] Hey, look,

they got Angel Eyes!

[groaning]

[man] No.

They got my brother.

[sobbing]

[chattering]

Get the long coats, boys![men] Yeah!

[yelling]

Don't get him in the head!

I'll be needing the heads

for my wall!

[door creaking]

Excuse me,

fellas.

Sir?

I wanna help.

I may not be much

of a hand with a gun...

but I am

almost fearless.

Please, guys.

Let me be on your team.

[cocks gun]

What a waste of

three good bullets.

[Norwood]

Put the towel down, man.

[laughing]

Fan out.

[Frank] Jimmy, hey,

check out the bar.

Fan out.

Hey, Ed. Fan out.

[clicking]

[cocks gun]

Come on!

What are you waiting for?

[stutters]

I can't do it...

Willy.

Go on, get outta here.

[groaning]

I'll check

the petrol station.

Bruno?Huh?

[clicking]

To Willy's lega--

[grunting]

Well, at least

it was Bruno.

Come back here!

[laughing]

[panting]

I need another

cup of coffee.

Check out the bulls.

What are you McMahon

or "McMice"?

[coffee percolating noise]

That's coffee.

It's fresh.

Let's get some.

[sniffing]

[coffee percolating noise]

Cheers.

[engine starts]

Oh, dear.

Louise!

[groans]

Louise, I thought

you loved me.

I don't know what love is.[machine gun fire]

Lend us a tenner.

What's happening, Dad?

What do we do now?

Get out of my store.

Why?

[creaking]

[groans]

Uh, What--

Where is Simms?

Out there,

doing his share.

[grunting]

[yelling]

Watch the car.

Don't scratch it,

Frank.

Car's a man's best friend.

Chief, walkie-talkie.You need your megaphone, sir.

What's the difference?You know, you look

exactly like

a kid Norwood

hung the other day.

That was my brother.

Norwood, it's me! It's Velma!

Come out!

There's somebody who wants to shoot you!

I didn't say that!

[screams]

Frank, cover me!

[Willy]

Simms, I think I'm gonna die.

Louise

tried to kill me, man.

[panting]

I thought she loved me.

Hey, Willy, baby.

[screaming]

It's all right.

It's all right, Willy.

[groaning]

Oh, shut up, Willy.

[Willy] It hurts.

It hurts!

Wait up!

Slow down.

If I ever make it

out of here alive, I swear

I'll never kill again.

Look, it's the preacher.

He's running away.

That coward.

Let's kill him.

[gunfire]

Die!Hypocrite!

[man]

Let's get outta here.

I know you did it,

Sabrina.

Did what?

Killed Grandpa.

What would I

want to do that for?

Because you're "shikso",

just like me.

It's all right.

[whimpering]

But, Mom...

[sobbing]

Oh, never mind, Chuck.

[speaking Spanish]

No, you cops will

have to use rocks.

Let's go.Where?

Don't ask questions.Okay.

To the front line.

Excuse me.

Are you Mac McMahon?

Who wants to know?

I hear

you're quite the poet.

[chuckles] Well, thanks.

I'm flattered.

Would you like

to hear a poem?

Yes. Why not?

I wrote it this morning.

"Half a league--

That's for whitey.

[laughing]

Too bad about

Norwood, man.

Yep.

No one's gonna survive

that fire.

Luckily, he showed us

where this money is though.

Before he died.

Give me a hand, brother.

[grunting]

Give me a hand up,

brother.

You're wounded, Willy.

You're not gonna make it.

-Yes, I am.

-Uh-uh.

What're you doing?

Simms, no!

Mercy killing.

[panting]

[gun cocks]

[Velma laughing]

Ah!

[sobbing]

[laughing]

Simms?What, Willy?

Never thought

we'd end up this way.

Me neither.

Still...

we mustn't grumble.

[whispering]

High five's lookin' funny.

[choking]

Come on, come on!

[laughing]

[laughing, chattering]

Come on, boys,

let's go.

[Norwood]

Gettin' hot back here.

[clicks]

Norwood, don't ruin the suit.

[policeman laughing]

We cops always hated him anyway.

[laughing]

I love you, Velma.

I love you too, Frank.

We got it made, huh?

New town, new family.

We're on a roll, Frank.

Nothing can stop us now.

-Brake!

-What's wrong?

[both screaming]

[Velma screaming]

Coming with us?

Nope.

You sure?

Hey!

Who's gonna pay

for all that?

[echoing]

[engine stalls]

[sighs]

[woman]

What's the matter with this car?[woman 2] I don't know!

[engine starts]

[creaking]

[coyote howls]

[howling continues]

[music begins]

♪ I'll be with them asleep

Or dreaming♪

♪ I'll be there

When they wake up screaming♪

♪ At the hour of death♪Sharp enough for ya?

♪ To have a moment more

To curse them♪

♪ Watch the maggots

Crawl out of them♪

♪ Hear the angels

Call above them♪

♪ Watch them as the cold air

Sucks them down to hell

Good night good luck♪

♪ Then if any

Should escape above me♪

♪ Beg and cheat

Until they trust me♪

♪ Drag them down

To be damned with me♪

♪ Laugh at them

As they forgive me♪

♪ Mother's eyes

Are sparking diamonds♪

♪ Still the moon

Shows no likeness♪

♪ Roses wither may God deliver♪

♪ The rake

At the gates of hell tonight♪

Yay!

[coyote howling]

[man] ♪ Well♪

♪ In this town

That's the way♪

♪ It goes♪

♪ Say seven words

For the sailors♪

♪ Over out on the sea♪

♪ But there ain't no saint

Just for killers♪

♪ No mama's gonna pray for me♪

♪ Well, I was blown here

By the wind♪

♪ To a rusty city left unnamed♪

♪ The dusty singing cowboy

Died here♪

♪ He's still doing

Tombstone things♪

♪ This evil darlin'

The deep blue sky♪

♪ To be the rain

In a dying man's eye♪

♪ Cry for water

And we get no reply♪

♪ Beg for mercy

And laughter fills the sky♪

♪ Dog Town♪

♪ Morning she cries♪

♪ Her vice is using

Are right on in your eye♪

♪ Dog Town

There's no fruit

From acid rain♪

♪ Go see if the coffin kid♪

♪ Has got a lid

That bears your name♪

♪ In this town♪

♪ That's the way♪

♪ It goes♪

Straight to Hell Returns (1987) - full transcript