Stealing a Survivor (2020) - full transcript

Two worlds collide. Ray Martin is in a bit of a pickle. His father's (George Wendt) chauffeur business is failing financially and is on the verge of collapsing. Ray must find a way to save ...

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And were you all right?

I mean you were never in
physical danger.

I mean you had plenty to eat and
stuff

and you know it was, we had
the big screen color TV.

You watched everybody watch
the Super Bowl together, right?

I wish, Dave, I wish.

What will you do now,
are you famous now?

I'm big time now, Dave.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Now will you
continue coaching at the Y

or will do other things?



I'm out of there Dave,
I'm about to blow up.

About to blow up.

Blow up, motherfucker you
imploded.

Man, you were my idol growing
up,

and now you're sittin'
across here from me.

Do you know I cried when
you lost "Survivor"?

And then just like you
disappeared.

And now, now you're the number
one

trending topic on Twitter.

Now I need you to help me help
you.

How did those guys get to you?

Those guys didn't get to me.

State
your name.

Ray Martin.



Did you kidnap Gervase?

No.

Kidnapping is a crime.

You know what that means?

It means when someone is
forcibly abducted

or confined against their will.

You know what a crime is?

A crime is this coffee.

Why'd you kidnap Gervase?

I didn't kidnap Gervase.

Tell me about the last 24
hours.

Yesterday started
off like any other day,

my dad asked me to meet
with him in the morning.

He said, "It was important."

Hybrid, oh, fuck.

Can I help you?

Hello, Hybrid Planet, can I.

What's up dad?

Oh, hey, Ray.

How ya feelin'?

Everything hurts all the time
as yoozh.

I hear ya.

What the hell's that noise?

It's the air conditioning,
it's on its last legs.

Just like me.

Listen, I wanna run somethin'
by ya.

Well, good 'cause I actually,

I got somethin' I wanna run by
you.

- Really?
- Yeah.

You go first.

Okay, it's official, I have
no idea what I'm doing here.

I'm completely out of ideas

and this place has clearly gone

in the dumper as a result so,
so.

So?

We have a good deal of debt as
you know,

and steady client base,
loyal, loyal customers

but that's not enough to erase
the debt

so if we don't turn things

around really soon, like
yesterday we're fucked.

And by we, I mean you.

So this puppy it's all yours
pal.

Whatta ya think?

I'm just a driver, Dad.

No, no, no, that's
it, I'm done, I'm tired

and I have no more ideas.

Look all I've done since your
mom died

is just try to run this place

and I've done it, I've run
it right into the ground so.

I don't know anything about
running a business, Dad.

Well clearly neither do I.

Have you thought about an app?

Yeah, I've been thinkin'
about chicken wings.

- No.
- Like, no seriously.

No, no, no.

I've been
thinkin' about 'em all morning.

No, how about updating the
website?

Dude, I can't even answer my
phone.

This son of bitch been
ringing all morning.

I can't even answer it.

I'm not even gonna
talk about advertising.

You know let me just get to why
I'm here.

- Okay.
- Okay.

I've been thinking about
this for a few weeks.

Good, 'cause I got nothing.

- All right.
- So go.

Here's the plan,

I got a TV show idea

where I interview
celebrities in our hybrids.

Then we get advertisers to pay
to advertise on our website.

Boom.

I'm out of ideas but that's
fuckin' crazy that one.

And you couldn't even
ask at better time,

there's a movie convention
in town this weekend.

I already have the GoPro set up,

I know a hotel everyone's
staying at,

I'm bound to get somebody.

I'm bound to get some
wings, what do you think?

Come on.
Yeah, that's fine.

All right.
All right.

Let's go to lunch.

Hold on, that's my boss
calling.

Hey.

Summer, I'm over here
at the hotel right now

I gotta do this interview
for "The Urban Yodeler".

I don't even wanna do this
interview.

They're talkin' about
doing an "Urban Yodeler 2"

and they're gonna have
Denzel Washington do this.

I wanna do "Urban Yodeler 2".

This is a stupid shirt.

I don't even know if I
wanna wear this shirt

and I don't know where you,

I need you here with me right
now.

I need ya to get here now.

Gervase Peterson.

No, not Ricky Gervais, Gervase
Peterson.

He was on the very first
season of "Survivor".

He was huge.

Gervase Peterson.

Gervase Peterson.

Yes, well there was a bit
of a dip but he's back.

Perhaps you've heard of his
most recent feature film,

"The Urban Yodeler".

He's not a trained actor
but he, he has charisma.

"Urban Yodeler", "Urban
Yodeler".

He's it better than mediocre at
acting.

He just stared in "The Urban
Yodeler".

He just stared in "The Urban
Yodeler".

He just recently filmed a
feature

called "The Urban Yodeler",
perhaps you've heard of it.

You haven't.

No, not extra work.

He's too big for that.

He's a star.

How much do extras get paid?

Stand-in work is fine.

Okay.

Too-da-loo.

Sweet Gervase, how could
life get any worse for you?

Thank you.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- You got this.
- Yeah.

Don't be a bitch.

Leslie, what happened
to our first guest?

He canceled.

He canceled, you're just
telling me now.

This the best you.

Hi, ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to "Marquis Jackson Show".

Our first guest was on
the mega hit "Survivor"

not once but twice.

Please welcome Gervasa Peterson.

It's Gervase Peterson.

Right.

So tell me, what was it like
being naked

on national television?

You're there waving your junk
around,

I know they blocked it out

but it's gotta get cold
sometime, right.

That can be embarrassing.

No, no, no, that was Rich,

the fat hairy naked guy.

- Wow.
- Yeah, that wasn't me.

Right, you know what?

Let's throw all that out.

What are you here to do?

You're here to promote
"The Urban Yodeler".

Yes.

- "The Urban Yodeler".
- Yes.

What a title.

I didn't get a chance to watch
it.

All right, full disclosure

I couldn't get myself to watch
it.

The premise is just ridiculous
to me.

What's a black man know about
yodeling?

Really?

You don't yodel in the
urban section man, you rap.

If you did urban rapper
I could understand that

but urban yodeler, it's gonna be
a flop.

I gotta tell you it's a
disgrace.

I'm a disgrace.

Yeah, I mean I'm being honest
here.

Are you serious right now?

What?

You're gonna disrespect me
like that!

I'm your third cousin twice
removed!

I'm gonna have my mom call
your mom, how about that?

Then whatta ya gonna do, huh?

I'd like to be your third
cousin all the way removed.

Fuck you, Marquis!

You know this ain't 18 years
ago

when I needed you, remember
that?

When I asked you to help
me with that vape company.

I came to you for a loan.

You turned your back on me.

It's a stupid idea!

It's not a stupid idea.

That was a stupid idea!

It wasn't stupid, it was vape
pens!

We both could have been
millionaires!

I will see you at Thanksgiving!

Oh, no you won't, no you
won't!

I'm not comin'!

Well ladies and gentlemen,

I don't think he'll be getting a
rose.

That's "The Bachelor"
motherfucker!

So were you behind that, Avery?

Well, you just had a melt down

on live national television,
Gervase.

Not good.

And on top of that Denzel just
got signed

for "Urban Yodeler 2".

So we're pretty much
in the shit my friend.

So I don't know what you're
doing

but I'm going to keep on
drinking.

- Hey, wait Avery.
- Yes.

- Avery.
- Okay.

- Avery.
- Thank you, Gervase.

Goddammit doesn't anybody
say good-bye anymore?

How's it going boss?

Yo, Vanilla Ice make a move.

Let's go, jipbag!

I'll be, I'll be right back.

Kevin Garnett in my restaurant.

- No.
- Dude, this is Philly,

I'm a Sixers fan but my son

is a blow out, blow out Celtics
fan.

- No, no, no, no.
- You don't understand.

- No, no, no-
- Shh, shh, shh.

You have soft, very soft lips.

Can you take a picture for my
son?

This is unbelievable.

How's the pizza?

You like a little salt?

No, it's good.

The pizza's great.

Awesome.

Wait, I'll get the, there ya go.

He's gonna shit his pants.

This is unbelievable.

How long you in town for?

Yo, I'm not Keven Garnett.

I'm Gervase from "Survivor".

You're not.

- No.
- But your face

it's just, it's so the same.

I know, I get it all the time.

Yeah, when I do this.

Yeah, yeah, that's
what I'm talkin' about.

I know.

People say I look like
him but it's not me.

I'm really sorry.

That's cool, it's a nice hat
though.

No way.

Enjoy the pizza.

Have a good day.

This is the worst day ever.

Wait, are you Gervase,

are you the Gervase from
"Survivor"?

Yeah.

Can I sit down?

Yeah, sure.

This is my assistant Summer.

- Hey.
- Hi.

And that's when I met Ray.

And that's when I met Gervase.

I heard your name over there

and I just felt like maybe
this was meant to be.

I'm in a bit of a pickle.

Okay, my dad owns a chauffeur
service

and he's gonna lose his company

'cause Uber is crushing him.

So I came up with a show idea

where every week I would
drive a celebrity in the car.

Like
Seinfeld?

Yeah, sort of like
Seinfeld but different.

Now listen, I got lucky enough

because this movie convention in
town

and I got the kid from
"Rookie of the Year".

Smalls?

No, that's "The Sandlot".

The other kid, he was in
"American Pie".

Ah, Stifler.

No, they other guy.

The one who always bring
everyone together

and you know always calls
his brother for advice.

Thomas Ian Nicholas.

Who's the most famous person you
ever met?

I met Stallone once.

I wanted to buy him a
drink but he said, "No."

He was like, "No, thank
you, that's all right,

don't worry about it."

I was like, "I thought you love
almost everybody, you know."

And then he was like, "All
right, stop doing that."

So.

He was my first interview,

I didn't do too good with it.

Are you filming this right
now?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is that a problem?

I mean.

I'm sorry.

He got out on the highway.

He's small, there's cars,
there's trucks out there.

That's neither here nor there.

I'm here, he's there,
you're here in front of me.

Not sure if you're aware

but there's a movie convention
going on

right about your head.

- Yeah, I know.
- Okay.

Listen, here's what I need,

if there's any chance do you
know anybody

that's signing up there?

I mean, everybody's gonna be
up there.

I'm gonna be up there.

For what?

Everything that I do.

Okay, let me give you my card,

if there's anybody you
can think of call me.

I would go up myself but my
mind,

I'm just on overload from
everything that happened

and I'm honestly concerned
about little Tommy.

Look, I got a better idea,

there's a after party tonight at
Barnaby's

and all the celebs are gonna
be there from the convention.

- Okay.
- All you gotta do

is go there, you're
bound to meet somebody.

Is there like a list or
anything.

Nah, nah, just walk right on
in.

And look I mean I guess
if you're not gonna go

and I see somebody I give
you a call or somethin'.

I can't thank you enough.

I really appreciate you, sir.

I appreciate, thank you,
Gervais.

Thanks, it's Gervase though.

Take care.

What are you fuckin' stupid?

That's the perfect opportunity.

I'm not doing that bullshit.

That guy's an asshole.

You forget about that
bomb of an interview

or the fact that you
got shit canned today,

do you remember that?

Good point.

Yep, damn good point.

Fuck me.

I mean three autographs in
three hours.

You gotta do better than that
buddy.

I know, Summer, I know.

Aren't you that guy from
"Survivor"?

Yeah, I am.

Cool.

What else you been in?

A bunch of stuff.

Yeah, yeah, a lot of
stuff, a lot of stuff.

All right, I'm out.

Ya outta here?

Talk to ya later.

All right, Summer.

- Hey, crybaby.
- Yeah.

- Take my seat.
- I will.

Hey Ray, what's up man?

What's up, buddy?

Thanks for inviting me.

Glad you made it
down, man.

I did, thanks for the invite.

Yeah, no problem.

Any luck?

Nah, you know what,
I didn't have any luck

at the convention finding
anybody for you

but you know what?

I was looking at your card

and I was about to give you
call, man.

I'm gonna do your show.

You'll do my show.

Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do your
show.

How about you do the show

and then maybe we get somebody
bigger to do the show?

- You know-
- Like with you or something.

How about that?

I mean, if you could find
somebody

but you know you got me now.

But you were supposed
to find me somebody.

Excuse me barkeep, barkeep.

What's up, bud?

You guys serve raw eggs here?

Ah, fuck my life.

Raw eggs.

Yeah, raw eggs, just got
done throwing some plates

around at the gym and
need a little protein.

Does this look like IHOP to
you, bud?

No, looks like a nice bar.

I'll just have a beer, anything
alcoholic.

Yeah, that's a good choice.

Oh, my God, if it
isn't Gervase Peterson.

Holy cannoli, we are in the
presence

of a pure acting genius.

I love you, man.

Oh my God.

Thanks, I appreciate that.

- How are ya?
- I appreciate that.

Names Tanner, Tanner Murphy.

Hey, nice to meet ya, Tanner
Murphy.

That's a unique name Tanner
Murphy.

It is kind of a unique name.

Yeah, yeah, the stories of its
origins

are quite fascinating as well.

You see when I was born I
came out of my mom's crotch

extremely tan, like I had been
baking in the sun for hours,

I was tanner than all the other
babies

in the maternity ward.

I was practically black.

Hence the name Tanner.

Okay, that's a good one,
Tanner Murphy.

I'm not sure why the shits
so funny 'cause it's true.

Here we go.

Oh my bad, man, I thought
you were just joking about-

- So where are they hiding
all the good looking chicks,

in the back of this joint or
something?

I know you from somewhere.

- Oh, my God, yeah.
- Hold on.

- Yeah, you do.
- Don't tell me,

don't tell me.

I'm your brother-in-law ya
idiot.

Ray, wait a minute, I
can't have a brother-in-law

my parents aren't divorced.

I am your sister's husband.

- That's it.
- That's it.

That's it.

Yes, that's the one.

Excuse me for a minute.

Are you
serious that's you brother-

- Yeah, that's my
brother-in-law.

Can I get a beer?

Give me a beer.

- Coming up.
- Thank you.

Yo, what are ya doing?

Never heard of that
game.

- No.
- That's the cheeky game.

- The cheeky game.
- Yeah.

Ya never played.

What you do is you scour the
area, right,

see a lot of strangers, right.

- Right.
- And somebody you do not know

you gotta go up to 'em, sneak up
to them,

you put your cheek on their
back, okay.

The person that leaves the cheek

on the back of a stranger
the longest wins.

- Great game.
- Fun.

Are you serious?

Yeah, yeah.

Right now I'm not playin'
with anybody just practicing.

He plays by himself.

In order to master the craft
one really has to practice.

- Don't touch me.
- You know what I'm saying?

Man, I wanna play this game.

- You wanna play this game?
- You don't wanna play.

- No.
- Oh my, Gervase Peterson.

Listen, listen, it's
all in the mind, right.

Ya scour the room, look at the
room.

The most unsuspecting person you
do it to.

Sneak up, gotta be
quiet, ya gotta be quiet.

Oh my God, he did it.

Gervase!

I can't believe I played the
cheek game

with Gervase Peterson.

Yeah, that's a cool
game.

My buddies in my
wrestling fantasy league

are not gonna believe this.

Yeah, that's pretty cool man.

Now, if you can hold
it a minute you win.

A minute's the
record.

Yeah, check out this chick.

She's gonna get it, she doesn't
even know.

Watch and learn my little Jedi.

Let's see this, Tanner.

Why we leavin', Ray?

I don't wanna leave.

Why we leavin', Ray?

Because we're gonna, we need
to leave.

- But I'm having fun here.
- The night not over.

- Ray.
- My dad's picking us up.

I don't care about
your dad picking us up.

Listen, we're gonna have fun.

I need to get away from my
brother-in-law.

I don't wanna, I'm having fun,
Ray.

I don't wanna leave here.

Come on, I got, my dad's
picking us up.

I know.

How come?

I don't care, I don't care, Ray.

Just open the door.
You had a hell of a day.

We're gonna go out and play.

Open the
door, Ray, I'm comin'.

Open the door, open the door.

Come on man, Gervase.

- I'm not coming.
- Just don't go back inside.

Just get in the car.
I'm not going, Ray.

Ray, I'm not comin', Ray.

Would ya get him in the car?

Get him in the car.

Quit being an asshole, Gerv.

It's good, just get in the
car, we're gonna have fun.

Stop it.

Get in the car!

You're outta control.

Just tryin' to help ya.

What's up, buddy?

How ya doing?
How's it goin' guys?

What can I do for ya?

Can we get two American with?

You got it, that's $20.

Let me get to American with.

Hey, what
happened to my picture man?

It used to be up here.

You had a picture up here?

Hell yes, I had a picture up
there.

You know what, don't
even worry about that.

I'll take care of that right
now.

Here ya go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa,

you got a picture that
you hold in your bag?

I was just at the
convention earlier man,

signing pictures, so you know
just like to be prepared.

Wishful thinking, wishful
thinking.

Here's your
sandwiches.

Thanks buddy, appreciate it.

You're welcome.

Hey find a good spot
for that.

- Yeah he will, he will.
- Right here in the front.

Come on, come on.

- That spot right there.
- He will.

Should I do one or two Gerv?

Come on, Ray, you only live
once.

Take 'em both.

Actually,
you only die once,

you live everyday.

Was that?

Nah.
Nah.

Oh my God.

Ray.

Ray, honey.

Ray!

What?

- Hi.
- What?

- Hi.
- Hi.

Hi, so you had fun last night.

Mm-hmm.

Who is the mysterious man
downstairs on our couch.

What, what'd he look like?

Well, he's tall, he's dark,
bald,

probably handsome if he was
drooling.

Ring a bell.

Yeah, it does.

That's Gervase.

Okay, great, what's
he doing here, honey?

I met Gervase yesterday
at the movie convention.

He invited me to the after party

and he could barely walk
or talk on the way out.

And his assistant left him

so me and my dad gave him a ride
home.

That reminds me my dad,
I have to go to office

and see if he can get my rides
covered.

Anyway you can watch
Gervase till I get back?

I need to get the rides covered,

get back here, become
Gervase's good buddy,

and then he'll do the show

and get his friends to do the
show.

And then everybody's happy.

In case you forgot
we have three children

and I have to get them ready for
school

plus I have a ton of errands
to run today so sorry.

I'll call your brother.

Good luck with that.

Thanks.

All right, two out of three
falls.

You were lucky last time.

Here we go.

Whatta ya think of that, huh,
huh?

Headlock city, baby!

Hello.

Hey, how you doin'?

Ray, Ray who?

Oh Ray, right, right, right,
Andrea's wife, I mean husband.

That's what I meant, sorry.

I'm okay, I'm just you know
exercising.

What do you want?

Oh yes, Gervase, yes, I know him
well.

Okay.

You want me to come over and
watch 'em?

Don't touch 'em.

At all?

Okay, all right, all
right, right, all right.

I'll see ya in a half, buh-bye.

This is it Tanner.

This is what you've
been waitin' for buddy.

Don't fuck it up.

Mom!

Mom, where's my lucky tank top?

Mom, Mom, where is my tank
top, my lucky tank top?

She always leaves, I
never know where she goes.

I need my lucky tank top.

What's up, Dad?

What are ya doing?

Oh man, can you get my rides
covered?

No sweat.

Yeah, we're good.

- Ya all right?
- I got ya.

Ya sure?

Yes, yes, yes, no problem.

Like I got fuck all else to do,
come on.

Okay, cool, awesome.

- Ray.
- Yeah.

Look Ray, let me just
tell ya a little something

I've been wanting to
share with you for awhile.

You probably know that
we had five miscarriages

before you were born.
Right.

And you were premature, you
know,

and we were worried to death.

And when you were in the
incubator

your mom slipped into a coma.

She came to, obviously.

Yeah.

And she started praying
nonstop,

just begging God, nagging him
frankly,

she said, "That if she could
please live

until you were 21 then he could
take her."

She said that?

Somethin' huh?

Sweet isn't it?

She died three months
after my 21st birthday.

I know that.

Why ya telling me this now?

Well, I just thought you
should know

that after all these years
you killed your mother.

Oh my God, Dad.

By turning
21 you killed your mother.

Are ya done?

All right, all right, all
right, no, no.

You did however kill my wife.

That-
I'm done with ya.

All right.

I'm done with ya.

Cover my rides, all right.

- I got ya covered.
- Yeah.

Stop smokin' that shit.
Okay.

Good morning sleepy head.

Oh!

Yo.
Hold on.

Yo, yo where's my shirt?

- Relax.
- Where's Ray?

Relax, don't worry
about your shirt or Ray.

Ray has hired me to look after
you.

You cannot leave.

Who the hell are you?

It's me Tanner.

No, no, get my shirt, find
Ray.

No, no, I'm not getting
either, okay.

And I have to warn you
I'm a lifelong WWF fan,

if you move any closer

I will be forced to Hulk Hogan
your ass.

What the hell are
you talkin' about, man?

Hulk Hogan was a bitch.

What?

Wait a minute, are you talking

about the Hulk Hogan from WCW
with black,

'cause then I'd probably agree
with you?

'Cause yellow and red was
definitely not a bitch.

No, the WCW Hogan was the dope
one,

that WWF with the yellow was all
whack.

What did you just say?

You take that shit back!

For what he was whack.

Let's go, let's go.

Won't take it back JYD,

me and you, right now, come on.

- What, ya want some?
- Me and you.

Let's go.
Let's go.

Oh, oh you know wrestling
then.

And in
breaking news this morning

Gervase Peterson, the breakout
star

from the hit reality TV show
"Survivor"

has reportedly been kidnapped

after making an appearance last
night

at Barnaby's Pub and Grill in
Havertown.

Sources say, "The reality star
was shoved

into a car, which was
seen fleeing the seen."

We take you know to Cisco, who
has more.

Hi, this is Cisco in the city

and I'm reporting live
from Barnaby's in Havertown

where Gervase Peterson from
"Survivor" was last seen.

And here's a recent picture of
Gervase.

Police believe that he could be
in danger.

Please take a look.

Dude, is that Gervase?

I thought that guy was dead.

Celebrities, that's it.

I'll get a posse of
celebrities to rescue Gervase.

TMZ will shit themselves.

Gwyneth, Brad.

I know Tom Hanks.

Meryl, Meryl owes me a favor.

Bobby D.

Will Ferrell.

Come on Gervase, this isn't
funny.

I'm out here in my skivvies.

Come on, I want my pants back!

And this neighbor got kids
runnin' around,

I'll be on that show with the
reporter and the perverts!

Where he brings the pizza.

You know what, just open the
door.

Thank God I got my clean undies
on today.

This isn't funny!

Ray will be home any minute!

Hey, you're home.

Ray, that son of bitch
ripped my pants right off me.

Right off my fanny, Ray.

And the doors locked, I can't
even get in.

It was in there tight.

Yeah.

You have a change of clothes?

Yeah, upstairs.

The kids are gonna be home
soon.

Please go upstairs.

Ray, where you been man?

What happened?

I wake up I got this goofy
bastard starring at my face.

Then he starts some shit with me

and I had to whoop his fat ass.

Let me piss, tell me all about
it.

Hey, what's up, Avery?

Gervase, turn on the
television right now.

- Hey, Ray
- What?

Turn the TV on.

Gervase
Peterson is the number one

trending topic on Facebook and
Twitter.

People everywhere are showing

their support for Peterson.
What?

With the
hashtag stealing a survivor.

Peterson's longtime
manager Avery Masterson.

That is a handsome man.

Right?
Right.

We can say that, right?

Oh yeah.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Just two guys.
- Yeah, sure.

Can recognize a guy's good
lookin'.

You're everywhere Gervase.

All over the news, Facebook,
Twitter, Instagram, everywhere.

Gervase, you're trending for
the first time in 19 years.

I don't know what you're doing

but wherever you are can you
stay there

for the next 24 hours
and not talk to a soul?

I don't know.

Just do it.

Trust me, I have a plan to
get you back on top buddy.

Stay put.

Local police have
yet to-

- That was manager Avery.

What's up?

We're investigating
all-

- He wants me to stay here.

- To the whereabouts-
- Why?

- Mr. Peterson at this time.
- I'm trending.

For what, why they even
think you're kidnapped?

I don't know.

I make the calls, I make the
calls.

Hello, Rita.

Yes, this is Avery.

Is Tom Hanks home?

Please tell him that Avery
called.

Ms. Streep, you may not remember
me but.

Tom, yes, Tom, I still have your
number.

Hi Will, it's Avery from Improv
Group.

Yes, and I am also calling you.

Yes, and I need a favor.

Tom, Tom Hanks, please don't
hang up.

Look Meryl, I don't have
time to go into that now.

I just need a favor.

Dwayne.

Yeah, I'm calling for that
favor.

Yes, and the aliens are coming.

Will, goddammit I just need a
favor.

Ms. Streep.

Gwyneth.

Mr. Ferrell, Will.

We'll
be keeping you updated

as the story develops.

Everyone on social media is
buzzing.

- Rematch!
- Kidnap reality star Gervase-

- Tanner!

Oh shit!
Peterson.

- Woo-
- Was attending.

- Bitch!
- An after party last night

when he was reported.

Oh.

I think that's Jeff Probst,

the guy who lost all that
weight eating Subway.

- The Subway guy.
- The Subway.

Oh my, oh, this is terrible.

Poor Gervase.

I had no idea.

Who is that brute?

He should be arrested for his
hair alone.

So you don't know the guy with
Gervase?

Why haven't you released this
yet?

Well,
you know we got other stuff,

other leads we gotta look at

and you know we're not TMZ or
anything.

Right, because it would
make fast headlines then

and we wouldn't want that yet,
would we.

Could I have a copy of this?

Actually no, you know police
procedure.

You don't know the guy in there.

No, I do not recognize
this other gentlemen

but he should be pursued and
arrested

as soon as humanly possible.

Excellent, okay.

So thanks a lot for your time

and enjoy the rest of your day.

Maybe just a screenshot.

Nah, look here's the thing,

we can't release the tape

because you know it's
evidence technically so

if we violate any evidence
and stuff like that,

you know we can get in trouble.

So you know it's not you, it's
us.

You ever see "Law & Order"?

You know how they don't do any
extra work

than they kinda of have to.

So just if you don't mind,

give me my phone if you
mind please, if you don't.

Thank you.

We'll be on our way Mr.
Masterson.

And we got stuff to do.

Let's go partner, we're double
parked.

Yes.

I'm gonna tell you this
one time and one time only,

I'm a Gervase fanatic.

I don't go to sleep without
puttin' my tiki light out.

But something in here
stinks in my nostrils.

And I think it's you.

So motherfucker if you had
anything to do with this shit

I'm gonna come for your ass.

Look, you gotta relax.

I got 37 days left till
retirement.

From here on out let's
play by Vince's rules.

Okay, number one we
don't chase after anybody

that's why we got the car and
the radio.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't
know if you can tell or not

but I've been in the gym.

Yeah, I'm ready for all
that physical action.

Matter of fact, I was thinking
you and I

can be like new the "Bad Boys".

No, no, listen I can't
be runnin' after anybody.

You know I got plantar
fasciitis in both feet.

What?

It's a thing where your
arch kinda, google it, okay.

Number two, my coffee,
one cream, one Splenda,

that's the yellow packet.

Most importantly, make
sure before every shift

our car has a full tank of gas.

I want that tank right on F.

Why?

Because we don't wanna run out
of gas

when we're chasin' after
somebody.

Why do you think OJ drove
so far in the Bronco,

all afternoon he drove, you know
why?

Full tank of gas.

It's right here.

Look fellas, we don't need
to do this man, I'm okay.

No, no, you gotta let
me make this right dude.

I'm the one that dropped you
okay.

I'm sorry I snuck ya, had to do
it.

- Okay, Tanner.
- Had to show you what's up.

Okay, this guy's gonna make
everything better, all right.

I play bocce ball with this
guy, he's awesome, okay.

How do you know him?

I played bocce ball with him.

- Oh great.
- Now listen-

- You play bocce ball?

Yeah, I'm very, very good.

I'm actually a superstar,
this guy's pretty good too.

But listen I'm really sorry I
hit ya.

I mean you went down hard, man.

You went down like sack of
potatoes.

Okay, Tanner.

I mean really I knew I was
strong

but I didn't know I was that
strong.

- Tanner.
- That was incredible.

- Tanner.
- Oh dude,

I'd broke your neck.

- We get it.
- Sorry.

We definitely get it, Tanner.

Sorry.

All right, just knock.

Tan Man.

- Hey, my man.
- Get in here.

How ya doing?

You look gorgeous.

- Thank you, man.
- You losing weight?

Slimming, this is slimming.

Yeah, yeah, get in here, let's
do this.

Easy jump street.

- What?
- All right,

we'll be a couple minutes.

All right, into the light,
let me take a look at ya.

Have a seat my man.

He's gonna help you out here
man.

- Both of ya.
- Yeah.

- Relax.
- What a great spread.

Oh thanks, brother.

Help yourself, got ya a Slim
Jim.

Ah, you're the best.

All right, help yourself if
you want,

if you're into pills or powder.

- No.
- All right, the tincture's

for you buddy.

- This right here.
- Yeah.

Nice cold refreshing,
it'll really hit the spot.

Nothing like a good tincture.

- Yeah.
- Did you make it?

- I did.
- You the man.

I did.

It had a couple go arounds

but it finally came out right, I
think.

Well, we shall see.

Not bad, huh?
That's pretty good, man.

Yeah.

All right, riddle me this,
are you allergic to eggs?

No.

- Peanuts?
- No.

- Walnuts?
- No.

- Any tree nuts?
- No.

- Carbon?
- No.

Wheat?

No, I'm not
allergic to anything.

Not allergic to anything.

Any active STDs?

- What?
- Good question.

No.

All right, we're all friends
here.

It's cool man.
We're all buddies.

Let's fix that neck up.

Yeah, all right, good.

All right I got a little
lotion here.

This is from the craters of
Peru.

Is that gonna help him?

Rosemary, juniper, no, this is
just,

the forced air really dries me
out.

- Oh, okay.
- Yeah, no.

All right, all right, I'm
just gonna get in here.

Don't get, easy.

All right, all right, easy does
it.

Don't be weird.
It's all right.

Don't be weird, it's easy.

Everything's
gonna be all right.

All right.

I sense a lot of fear.

- Yeah.
- Maybe a little shame

in there, huh.

That right side real tight.

I'll tell you what, what you
just drank

is gonna wash over you
like a warm blanket my man.

It's gonna put ya into a little
place

I like to call twilight.

Okay, what you've taken my
friend

is a combination of narcotics
and a little softener,

a little ex-lax, just to soften
the blow.

It's not gonna run through ya
too quick

but you might spend a
little time on the potty.

In an hour or so you'll be
right as rain, all right.

There she goes.

Looks like he's going.

There you go.

All right, steady as she
goes, sweet dreams, bud.

Where do I know this dude from?

Who is this guy, what's going
on?

You didn't hear?

What, what do we got cooking?

You don't know who
this is?

You said Gervase.

Gervase Peterson

"Survivor".

- "Survivor".
- "Survivor".

Gervase Peterson.

I know I recognized him.

I thought he was tax man or
something.

Yeah, no, no, he's still
going.

Well, anyway everybody
thinks he's kidnapped,

it's all over the news.

Why do they think he's
kidnapped?

I have no idea but they do.

Tan Man, did you kidnap him?

Tanner kid, kidnapped me.

- No, no, no.
- Ya kidnapped him.

- No, no, no.
- My man.

No, I didn't, no I did not.

Yeah!

Is that good though?

Yes, it's great.

Been waiting for this, brother.

I want in.

- In what?
- I'm in, I'm in the heist,

I'm in the caper till the
wheels come off motherfucker.

With the kidnapping.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
we can make a lot of money.

This is the great white whale.

How we gonna do that,
what are we gonna do?

What you wanna do?

First thing first, we gotta
get him

out of the country, right?

I've been making connections
I didn't know why

but now I do.

I got a guy who ships
cargo from here to Peru.

- Cargo.
- Yeah.

He can't be cargo, he's
Gervase.

Yeah, he can ship Gervase.

Really?

Yeah, drill a couple holes.

Wait is the narc in on this?

What narc, no, he's not a
narc.

He's my brother-in-law.

All right.

I'm gettin' ahead of myself.

Right.

All we need is a rendezvous
point.

- Yeah.
- Navy Yard.

Okay, all right, and
how we gonna do this?

Whatta we gonna?

Well, I got a minivan.

- Okay.
- We need proof of life.

Proof of life.

- All right.
- So how we do that?

Well, we gotta take
a picture, a drawing,

a picture's better than a
drawing.

You got a picture phone?

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
right here.

All right, perfect.

What are ya gonna do?

Well, password protected.

- Yeah.
- Bocce!

Yeah, that's good.

I got the police hotline on
speed dial,

I got the number on the fridge,
buddy.

We need the date, my
man, we need the date.

Grab that calendar of there.

- I love pictures man.
- Get in on this, Tan Man.

- You want me in it.
- Yeah.

Get in his lap.

All right, all right.

And ya gotta
point to today's date.

Tanner!

Hey, what's up, Gervase?

See this is gonna
work.

Nobody's lookin' for you Tanner.

No, no not at all.

So point to the date
and kidnapping on three,

one, two, three.

Kidnapping.

Excellent, that's nice,

you guys this is nice, this is
warm.

Warms the house up.

Awesome.

I'm gonna send this off
to the police hotline.

- Great, all right.
- Oh.

Sweet baby Jesus.

Hey.

Ray's here!

Ray's here, hey Ray.

What, what are you doing?

- Nothing.
- He's not Santa Claus.

No, no, I know but I just,
we're-

- We're all set, we're all good.

Everybody's cool.
Okay.

Yeah, we're good.

What did you do to him?

You said this guy was good.

This guys is good, he's very
good.

He's-
Is he high?

- No.
- Ray.

What?

Ray, I'm great.

See he's great.

He's great see.

You gotta help me get him
home.

How we gonna get him home?

Well, I'll help ya.

I took care of proof of
life, we're good there.

He did, yeah, we're good.

Proof of life for what?

Just proof of life, he's
alive.

He's alive, right.

For sure he's alive.

Yeah, we proved it.

Yeah.

You're gonna explain this in
the car.

We're all
on the same team here.

All on the same team.

What team?

- The team.
- The team that

helped him get better, that's
what team.

There we go, all right,
ooh, ooh, it's okay,

it's all right, buddy.

You're the best, thanks.

I owe you solid.

See you at the rendezvous.

All right, buddy.

- What rendezvous?
- Yep.

See ya later doc.

- All right, brother.
- Thanks buddy,

you're the man.

All right.

30 years I've waited
for a rendezvous point.

Thank you Tan Man, blessings.

I'm gonna make some eggs.

- Hey, Ray.
- Oh hey, Ray.

How ya doing?

I can't feel my ribs.

What did you do to me?

What'd you guys do to me?

Hey, Daddy.

Hey, honey.

Well, look who it is.

Hey, baby.

Hey, sis.

Not now, Tanner.

What a day.

Yeah, you, you're all
over the news right now.

You high?

Is he high?

- No.
- Is he high?

Nope, not high.

He's high.

- No, he isn't.
- Raymond, upstairs now.

She called me Raymond.

Not good.

Get him comfortable.

Sure.

I'll be back.

You want a banana?

No.

Protein.

Some Cheetos or something?

Taco bell run?

Hello, gentleman, can I help
ya?

Sorry to bother you, sir,
we got a few questions.

Would you mind coming down to
the station for a little bit?

Sure, what's this in regards
to?

Like you don't' know.

One of your vehicles was used

in a possible crime last night.

Oh boy.

Sure, yeah, let's go.

Look what just came in to the
tip line.

You gotta be kidding me?

No, jackass here used his
own personal cell phone.

What the hell is the fat man
wearing?

I believe that's a romper.

Oh God,
that it is, that is a romper.

I'm no fashionista but
he's kinda wearin' it.

I tried to get in a romper
once

but they had to cut me out of
it.

Do you remember when Sean
Connery

wore the romper in "Goldfinger".

Oh, you're taking me back.

- Looked sexy baby.
- Disturbing.

Guys.

James Bond in a onesie.

I have all the 007's on DVD.

- Get out of here.
- Gentlemen.

- You do?
- Yeah.

- How'd you get that?
- My nephew, he,

every year he buys me one
for godfather's day yeah.

Look gentlemen.

Yeah, look guys, guys, guys,
guys,

this guy here he's my son's
brother-in-law

and this guy is the guy we
drove home the other night.

So you admit you kidnapped
him?

What did you do to Gervase?

We didn't kidnap him.

We, he was drunk frankly,

we gave him a ride home.

We thought we were being nice.

Mr. Martin, are you telling me

you didn't see the news today

that Gervase was kidnapped?

No, I don't watch the news.

My TV broke and my kid
bought me a Smart TV

and I'm frankly too dumb to use
it so no.

Would you be willing to
give us your son's address?

Is he gonna get in trouble?

I'm not sure, sir,

but we gotta figure this out.

Yeah, Mr. Martin, you, you
stay here.

Okay, all right.

Gervase better be okay.

Finally.

- All right.
- Got they asses now.

Here we go.

Tell me you're out of gas again.

I bet if Gervais was there
pumping gas over in Jersey

you woulda stopped and got it.

It's Gervase.

Gervase, Gervais, oh my God.

Oh my God.

All right, call for backup.

What a day, dude, what a day.

I know.

Hey, is everything cool with
Andrea?

Yeah, now she's all right,
man.

I calmed her down.

How about you?

I hope everything's all right
with you.

I mean we'll see.

I hope this all works out,
brother.

Hope it works out for you too,
man,

you and your dad and the
business.

You know I remember when I was
acting

and you were big on "Survivor"
that year

and I saw on the TV that
you were on "Nash Bridges"

and you got shot in the ass

and I was pissed

because I was working my ass off

tryin' to be an actor.

And they were just throwing a
bones

like left and right all the
time.

And I put everything on
hold when my mom died,

everything for my dad.

I just never had the
opportunity to live my dream.

I miss my mom so much, man.

Her name was Peachie,
her real name was Carol

but everybody called her
Peachie.

Even when she was sick,
a month before she died

went to the movies to see "Down
to Earth",

I had a small part where I ate a
hotdog.

She was so sick by the time she
got up

to say, that's my son, Chris
Rock was back on the screen.

People were like, what's
wrong with that lady?

I just miss it.

But I wanna do my own thing,
I wanna live my dream,

and I wanna ask questions.

I wanna bring stuff out of
people.

Like for you here's a
question I would ask ya,

when you were at your height

did you ever still walk into a
room

and feel like nobody knew who
you were?

Of course, man, think
that happens to everybody.

I mean I remember this
one time I was in L.A.,

I went to this huge house party

and I get in there and in that
corner

is Hugh Hefner and the seven
girlfriends,

this corner over here is P
Diddy,

the Lakers are over there,

Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson
in the other corner.

And I see Sam Jackson and Chris
Tucker

and I'm a huge Sam Jackson fan.

So I go over to him and I'm
like,

"Hey Mr. Jackson, I'm."

And he's like, "I know
who you are motherfucker!"

Like Sam Jackson knew who I was.

- That's awesome, man.
- Yeah man, it's pretty crazy.

Being that you did all that
stuff and you were famous

do you ever think about that

when you're laying in bed at
night

like how was there and now I'm
here?

Like where'd it all go?

I mean, look man everybody's
got a story to tell.

You know like my mom had
Alzheimer's, you know.

- She did.
- Yeah.

You know same thing I
had to move back home

and take care of her.

But you know I was fortunate
enough

to keep things going.

You know a lot of people think

that I was just given things,

I caught a break 'cause I did
"Survivor"

but I earned everything that
I've got

and everything I've been
through I worked hard for.

And it's like anybody else man,

you know once you hit the top

the only place to go is down
from there.

I just hope it all works out,
man.

I do too, man.

I appreciate you and I'm glad
I met you.

I guess everything happens
for a reason, right.

That's what they
say.

I'm gonna close my eyes
now for a little bit, man.

That's not a bad idea.

Gerv, we fell asleep, buddy.

You got a red dot on your head.

You got a red dot head
on your forehead too.

- What?
- Hands up dickheads!

Above your asshole!

- Oh my god!
- Yo, yo!

Does that have anything to do

with the kid from "American
Pie"?

Shut your mouth!

Is he still alive?

I didn't do anything.
Yo what's going on?

He jumped out of
the car all on his own.

We got you.

Get you away from this
Buffalo Bill motherfucker.

What's going on?

What's happening?

We come to arrest
him, get ya out of here.

Don't worry, I got my special
blanket,

it only has one crusty corner.

I got more in the car.

What you talkin' about?

Gervase!

What the
fuck is going on here?

Gervase, there's
policeman and press outside

and Summer's been on her phone
all day,

and you are trending on every
social media that there is.

You're back on top, buddy!

Back on top!

You just saved your own career.

We are gonna do big things
together, big things!

That was not sexual.

Hey, Summer.

Whew, what a dump.

I don't remembering eating that.

Can smell thing, hey
where are you guys going?

What-
Oh, no, there's one more,

there's one more!

Hello, how are you?

Good, how are you?

What's your name?

Summer.

Summer, I'm Tanner.

Hi, Tanner.

You like wrestling?

Oh, absolutely.

Come over my parents house

every Monday night, pizza night.

Okay.

Monday night.

Thank you so much.

Rochester Big and Tall
romper sale, romper madness.

Hey, email me, okay.
Okay.

Wrestlingfan316machoman@hotmail.
org.

I think I love you.

State your name.

Ray Martin.

State your name.

Summer Andrews.

State
your name.

Tanner, Tanner Murphy, two
N's, one T.

Have you ever been arrested?

No, I never been arrested.

This is great, I never
been in one of these.

Have you ever been arrested?

Yeah, I've been a bad girl.

Have you ever been arrested?

Arrested, no, no, no,
I don't get arrested.

I've never, I'm a big fan
of "Cops", love the show.

Describe your relationship
with Gervase.

Professional, he's great.

You ever see the episode
where the guy stole the cop car?

He's wife chased him down,

you guys couldn't get 'em.

And remember he ran, he got away

but that doesn't matter.

Gervase, did I see him on the
news?

Are you kiddin' me?

This guys all over the place.

I shoulda let him keep the damn
hat.

It wouldn't been
incredible for my business.

Speaking of business,
do you like meatballs?

Goddamn, got old.

He looks like shit.

I got a meatball sandwich.

It'll knock your socks off.

Did you kidnap Gervase?

No, but I'd love to kidnap
you.

Did you kidnap Gervase?

No.

I turned my back for one
second he takes the tincture.

The tincture is meant for
sipping.

It will relax his muscles
and help him quite a bit.

He took the whole thing,
he's probably dead.

Start from the beginning,
Gervase.

Tell me about the last 24 hours.

Yesterday was my first
interview

for a movie I'm not even proud
of.

Did you ever get enjoyment
from tying people up?

Handcuffs are more my thing.

I was Tanner's phone call,

he called me, said, "He was in
jail."

I ran right down.

So I'd like to be put in a cell
with him.

I think I killed Gervase.

Did I kill Gervase?

Have I, is he dead, is he dead?

Oh fuck!

Enough!

Well, I just knew
there was something wrong

when he didn't show up last
night.

Ma'am, what's your
relationship with Gervase?

Oh, we're lovers of course.

Of course.

Now if you wanna get out of here

you need to tell us everything.

Everything?

It all started when I
was in the eighth grade

I failed my math maintenance
test,

I took it home, didn't show my
mom,

threw it down the sewer,

then the bad habits just
started.

Wait that was Gervase?

In my bar.

Man, I didn't even recognize
that dude.

I started smoking cigarettes,
masturbating, watching porn,

smoking cigarettes while
masturbating while watching porn,

it was horrible.

And that's when Tanner
knocked Gervase on his ass.

Tanner did not knock me out, I
fell.

Then I got expelled from high
school,

I didn't know she was a nun,
she was in plain clothes.

Enough!

Everything about Gervase.

Oh, Gervase, oh, well, I just
got done pumpin' some iron.

I can't be handing out
tinctures, I'm not a doctor.

This is not a doctor's
coat, this is lounge wear.

After I knocked him out

we took 'em to my buddy the
Doctor,

we didn't know where else to go.

This guys a really good friend
of mine,

we took him in there,

I thought he'd help him out,

I went along with whatever he
said.

He just wouldn't stop talking,

he memorizes me when he talks.

He's a really interesting fella.

You gonna keep somebody warm
at night.

I'm not a kidnapper.

I never kidnapped anything
in my entire life.

Kidnapping is a serious
situation, all right.

This is something you really
can't mess around with.

It's not uncommon for
people in your position

to wanna defend their abductors,

it's called Stockholm syndrome.

What?

Finish this off.

I gotta take a piss.

Oh my God, I can't believe
I'm a felon, I'm a felon.

How can I be a felon I
was a Boy Scout once?

Oh my God, please get me out of
here.

Please, I'll do anything God.

I'll get rid of my porn

except for the one "Hustler"

'cause I really like that one.

Oh, please, please get us out of
this.

Please, please.

- Tanner.
- Ray.

God doesn't hear ya hear.

Sorry.

Why are we here?

You fucked up flounder.

I just wanted to help you,
pop.

No, you help me, you
help me more than you know.

You gave me grandkids.

So much fucking fun.

When I think of the fun your
mother would have with them

ah, my heart melts.

Look don't worry about
losing the business.

Yeah.

Life's about more than that,
okay.

It's about what ya leave
behind, your legacy.

I've always thought that
when ya die ya die twice,

first time when ya, you know
actually die

and the second time when the
last person mentions your name.

Now with those kids they're
never

gonna forget your mother's name.

Yeah.

And because of you nobody's

gonna forget that Gervase's
name.

What an asshole.

Oh, come on, he's fine.

You done good kiddo.

Thanks, Dad.

I'm proud of ya.

I love ya.

Oh no, no, no just blow
me with the slow clap.

No.

It would be my honor, sir.

I guess that's the wrong
thing to say in jail.

Right time wrong place.

No, please stop.

Got it, rain check.

Well, we gotta let these
assholes go.

You know this story is so
unbelievable

that it's almost believable.

Yeah, millennials, what ya
gonna do?

Everybody's got a cellphone
and a camera on it.

You know you can't even get
in a fight with somebody

and throw them in your car.

Now when I was a kid,

when I was a kid ya got
in a fight that was it.

You throw somebody in the back
of your trunk they disappear.

They still haven't found my
Uncle Louie,

God rest his soul, maybe, we
don't know.

What ya gonna do?

Oh, by the way Gervais's
agent's here, paid the bail.

Don't take it so hard kid, all
right.

Ya did good.

It's Gervase.

Whatever.

Let's go get these assholes
out of here.

Martins, romper boy!

Love ya guys.

Good luck.

You must be Ray.

Yeah.

I just wanted to thank you.

For what?

New revenue streams.

Is this your lover?

It's my father.

Ooh, Mr. Ray, well hello.

So I thought I should tell you

that Gervase told the police,

"That it was all just a
big misunderstanding."

So why don't you buy me a drink.

Okay.

Follow me.

Oh my God, I'm free, I'm-

- Hey, you were in here for 58
minutes.

- That's a long time.
- Get your ass out.

Comin'.

Nah, nah, I'm good.

You guys
are taking

this no snitches way too far.

We're a team now.

I gotta represent in here.

We're a team.

Tanner, get emails!

This is Cisco in the City

and I'm sitting here with my
main man Gervase Peterson.

Gervase, I mean this is
fantastic, man.

I mean literally a year ago

I mistakenly reported
that you were missing

and the whole world thought
that you were missing.

They thought you were kidnapped

but now look at you.

I mean shit is, ooh, can I
curse?

One, ya get one.

Shit is crazy.

You get two.

After the incident you know
everything

just fell into place for me

and God works in mysterious
ways.

So you just finished a M.
Night film

and he bought the rights
to your life story too.

Yeah, that was crazy.

You know we start filming early
next year.

We're already in pre-production.

Son of a bitch.

- What?
- Think about it man.

- Gervase.
- Ya fell of the face

of the earth, ya get kidnapped,
your story goes viral

and now your back on top of the
world.

Can you believe that?

No, at least somebody
made out on this deal.

I would say so.

And I have an awesome agent

and I just hired a great
manager.

Cecily, how are ya?

- That's-
- My pleasure.

That's Cisco.

Right.

Yeah, we got some great things

in the works for old Gervase
here,

a little "Dancing with the
Stars",

a little "Survivor" reunion.

- Nice.
- Right.

And wanna tell the good news?

Sure, we're engaged.

Beautiful.

Man, look at this lovely couple
here.

You guys are sharp as a tack.

You must be going somewhere
tonight.

- No.
- No.

No, just Tuesday.

Son of a bitch.

What's up, bud?

Hey man, package for Ray
Martin Jr.

- That's me.
- That's you.

- Yep.
- Hey man, thanks.

Son of a bitch.

Dear Ray, thank you

for everything you did for me.

I can't believe how much
someone's life

can change within 24 hours

and even more in a year.

You came into my life at a time

when I needed something to pick
me up.

It turns out that something was
you.

You didn't have to do
everything ya did for me

but out the kindness of your
heart ya did.

What the hell?

I can't read it, what?

What?

I heard Hybrid
Planet was closing down

so I wanna return the favor
here's a check for $500,000.

That should be enough to get the
company-

- No.
- To where it needs to be.

Consider it an advance.

Peachie, ya did it again,
girl.

Ah, hey, what's up, man?

You're Kabir.

Do I look like a Kabir, man?

I don't know, am I saying that
wrong or?

You're saying, I don't even
know who you're looking for.

We're not, I'm not a Uber,
buddy.

No, it said, oh you're not my
Uber?

Not an Uber.

I mean it says it was the
right car.

What's your license plate?

- Oh fuck.
- Fuck this.