Star Struck (1994) - full transcript

Runner and Robyn were summer camp sweethearts. She became a Hollywood star and Runner stayed at the farm. Finally Runner takes grandma's advice and goes LA to win his lost love back. He gets a job as her gofer but she doesn't recognize him. Everyone thinks his down-to-earth 'nice' is an act, while he keeps hoping Robyn will remember...

♪♪

I cried all night.

I know.

It was the best summer.

I've never had

a boyfriend before.

I've never had

a girlfriend before.

It was great.

Really great.Really great.

Safe!Safe!

[horn honking]

Come on, you two.

You don't want to be

left behind.

I wish we didn't

have to go.

Me too.

You have my address?

I know it by heart.

[woman]

Come on, Rose!

I guess this is it.

I guess so.

Whoa! Safe!Whoa! Safe!

I love you.

I love you, too.

Promise you won't forget

about me, Johnny.

I promise, Rose.

[music playing, siren wailing in movie]

You forgot?!

How do you forget you used to work for the CIA?!

My love, what's important now is our future together!

What future?

[movie announcer]

See a passion that will not die,

unless they do. [truck horn honking]

[screaming]

Superman...

your Lois is waiting.

[movie announcer]

Can love conquer all?

"Dangerous Vows" starring Colton McClane and Robyn Call.

Oh, Robyn.

What did you call me?

Uh, I called you Lois.

Wrong.

You called me Robyn.

Uh, I-I must have

got confused.

No!

You got a problem.

I am a real woman in need

of some real lovin',

and she is just

a fantasy of yours.

There is no way to get

us confused.

That's for sure.

Have you ever seen a more perfect couple?

[rooster crowing,

horse neighing]

Morning, everybody.

Morning.

Sleep well?Yeah.

Uh, Grams,

you seen the paper?

Booth, where's the paper?

Uh, it's, uh...Uh, Runner.

Booth and I are heading down

to Beachwood Village tonight.

Why don't you come along?

You know, see the sights,

have a few beers.

Meet some people.

There's this new girl

I work with.

You really should meet her.

She's real perky.

26, drives a Japanese car,

and does aerobics

twice a week?

Okay, so you know who she is.

So what's the problem?

Uh, dark roots.

I just can't stand

dark roots.

Now, that's the same thing

you said about Cloris.

No, Cloris had

dark teeth.

I thought that was Laura Sue.Laura Sue had bigteeth.

But you dated her

for three years.

Yeah, and I got the marks

to prove it.

You're just looking

for negatives is

what you're doing.

If you're not careful, you're

not gonna wind up with anybody.

Everybody has got to settle

sometime in their life.

Booth, leave

your brother alone.

He'll make his move

when he's good and ready.

Oh, here it is.

She was keeping

it warm, huh.

Grams?

[chuckles]

Oh, uh...

It's this morning's paper.

We're nearly to afternoon.

It's all old news.

It's not that old.

So you're really going

through with this.

I didn't think you'd

understand, Booth.

Oh, what's to understand?

You're traveling

across the country

to stop a girl

you haven't seen in 12 years

from marrying the guy

every woman dreams of?

Well, the wedding's

in three weeks.

It should be

all the time I need.

So, in the meantime,

who's gonna keep the books?

Look, I know this isn't

the best time, Booth.

No. It's not.

She doesn't remember you.

Booth.

Will you go check

on your wife?

I think she's messing

with my kitchen again.

Don't let your brother

get you in a funk.

He's only talking like a mule

'cause he loves you.

Grams, you ever get

that feeling

when you leave

someplace in a hurry

that you forgot something?

I mean,

you think real hard

and you can't quite put

your finger on it,

but you know

something is missing.

That's how I've felt ever day

for the last 12 years.

I mean, I know some people

spend their entire lives

searching for

their other half,

but I found mine

when I was 12.

You think I'm crazy?

Who am I to say

anyone's crazy?

I still think I look

good in a bikini.

I mean, Grams,

this is my last chance.

If she gets married,

it's over.

I mean,

I've got to find out

if she's been thinking

the same thing.

And if she hasn't,

then, uh...

I guess I'll be back here

asking Connie

to set me up with one of

her dark-rooted friends.

Harvey Patterson.

Grams?

It was 101 degrees in the shade

that 4th of July.

I was with my girlfriends

watching the parade

when I was suddenly overcome

by the heat and I passed out.

When I came to,

I was on the ground

with my head in the lap

of a strange gentleman.

I was never so embarrassed

in my life.

Until I looked

in his face

and I saw the eyes of an angel

staring back at me.

He had a voice

as soothing as the ocean

and he smelled of Old Spice.

And it was love at first

glance for both of us.

We spent the whole day

together.

He kissed me once

and I was off to heaven.

When a woman's in love,

her heart soars.

She does all she can just to

keep one foot on the ground.

I've always said

you can spot true love

by looking

at a woman's feet.

Well, anyway, it was

already arranged

that I would marry

your grandfather.

He was from a good family

and he was easy on the eye.

Back then, that was reason

enough to get married.

I grew to love your grandfather

very, very dearly.

But a night never passes

that I don't take

a sniff of Old Spice.

[engine starts]

[Grams]

Good luck!

♪♪

[coins dropping in phone]

[woman on phone]

Grissom Management.

Hi, I'd like to speak with one

of your clients.

Robyn Call.

I have a special delivery

for her.

One moment, please.

She's filming today.

[distant phone ringing,

[keys clacking on typewriter]

Mr. Grissom?

Good guess.

Give it here.

Oh, um, yes.

Thank you.

'Kay.

[clears throat]

We don't validate.

You're an actress,

aren't you?

A lot of sicko men

in this city, pal.Oh.

Each one's sicker

than the next.

Tell me about it.

I can't stand

the competition.

I don't like jokes.

[chuckles]

So... you gonna call me?

I didn't think so.

Oh, uh... no, no, no,

I didn't say that. I...

You're nothing

to crow about either.

Get rid of that fancy haircut

and take away

those nice clothes,

and you're nothing but

another naked bald guy

with a clipboard.

Could you put me in touch

with Robyn Call?

I couldn't put the Pope

in touch with Robyn Call.

She's shooting now.Oh?

Uh, where exactly

is she shooting?

Do you care

for another dessert?

Mm...Here.

She's over

at United American Pictures.

So you're a messenger, huh?

Not terribly impressive.

[man]

All right, folks, let's move

along very quickly, please.

We've got a lot of work

to accomplish today.

All right, right in

through here.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

All right.

[door slams]

For all you newcomers,

while some

may regard extras

as simply

props with appetites,

we here at "Hee-Haw:

The Motion Picture"

consider your work

invaluable.

But there are a few rules.

Rule number one--

Don't eat the corn.

[scattered laughter]

Rule number two--

Follow me.

You are the most aggravating

person I have ever

had the misfortune

to work against.

You can't talk to me like that.

You're my assistant.

Was.

You just fired me.

Remember?

Honey?

Honey, don't you think you were

a little rough on her?

That one has been

grating on my nerves

from the moment

she took the job.

Which was yesterday.

You think maybe

it's the engagement

that's grating

on your nerves?

Well, it hasn't been easy.I know.

It's a big step.

But it's right

for both of us.

It's not like it's a whole

lifetime or anything.

Unless we--Robyn.

I think what we have

right now is perfect.

For me. For you.

For us.

At least we'll never grow

tired of each other.

See?

That's the spirit.

Now, you know, I always thought

that if I ever got married,

I'd have, like, 12 kids.

That way

after a few years,

I could let go

of some of my staff.

Think that would be

an unreasonable burden

on my bride?

Not this one.

Excuse me, excuse me.

Can you point me in

the direction of Robyn Call?

Robyn Call. Ha!

You know,

I'm glad she fired me.

Being her assistant was the

worst experience of my life.

Just look over there

in the trailer.

The big ego.

You can't miss her.

Thanks.

[knocking on door]She's not here!

[door opens, man sighs]

I called the agency.

They're sending

another assistant.

I thought you got along

with this one, hon.

I tried, Greer.

I did.

But she said I was demanding.

[scoffs]

So...

[clears throat]

What could possibly be wrong

with Robyn Call today?

I just want "Dangerous Vows"

to open already.

I'm sick of the photos,

the interviews, the posturing.

I just want to get on

with my life.

Yeah, perhaps

you're right.

Perhaps I shouldn't have

gone out on a limb

to put you in this part, hmm?

You know that's not

what I meant.

No, no, no, no.

Maybe you don't want

to triple your salary.

Maybe you don't want to get

every part you go up for, huh?

And I'm really sorry

that you haven't enjoyed

being part of the biggest movie

the world has ever known,

being the center of attention

of the entire human race.

I obviously have not

been doing my job.

Greer, you're doing fine.

You've got nothing

to worry about, Robyn.

You've got every single thing

you could possibly need.

[Greer]

I'll get you some lunch.

Hey, you.

Hi.Hi.

Short of massaging my feet,

I don't see

how you're gonna

remain on this set.

Oh...

[nervous chuckle]

No, I'm just here

to see Robyn Call.

Oh. You don't say.

I'm her new assistant.

Oh...

[chuckles]

They must have

you guys lined up.

Come on, I'll show you

around first, huh?

Okay.Yeah.

She's still gonna be

on the warpath

from this morning.Oh.

Yeah. I was her assistant

last week.

Yeah?Yeah.

If she fires you,

we can start a club.

But you're still here.

Well, they made me

top errand boy

after I threatened her with

a sexual harassment suit.

Oh.Hey, don't look

so surprised, huh?

I can look real handsome

in the right light.

By the way, name's Bronson,

Mickey Bronson.

No relation to Charles.

Runner Campbell.All right, Runner.

Good to meet you, man.

Cue the cop.

[tires screeching]

Cue K.D.

Hit the deck![gunfire, screaming]

Your husband?

My boyfriend.

I think Miss Ward will

take your case.

[director]

And cut!

All right, let's reset.That's lunch!

[Runner]

So what's this movie about?

Robyn plays a detective

who solves the mystery

with the aid

of her dead mother's ghost.

Oh.[laughing]

Uh, so will Robyn

be joining us?

What, did you just

get off the bus?

The actors never hobnob

with the crew.

Although,

there are exceptions.

Katie.Hiya, Mickey.

You were great

in that last scene.

Sit down.

Who's your handsome friend?

Hi.Hi.

Wow. Great tan.

What's your secret?

Uh...

I guess I spend

a lot of time outdoors.

I think it's sexy

when a man goes outside.

Oh...

[laughs]

I don't mean,

you know, outside.

Can I get you something

to drink?

Yeah, coffee.

Black, no sugar.

Thank you.

Oh.

That's her manager.

Come on,

I'll introduce you.

Mr. Grissom!

Mr. Grissom!

This is Robyn's

newassistant, all right.

Runner Campbell.Oh, hey, carry this.

Break a leg, huh?

Why are you dressed

like that?

Um, I'm from a farm.

[chuckles]

You ever had any experience

doing this kind of work?

Oh, sure, sure.

Farmer just part-time.

Yeah, sure, okay.

Doesn't matter.

A moron could do

your job.

You know about

Robyn's latest movie?

Sure.

Sure, of course you have.

Everybody has, huh?

Robyn Call,

Colton McClane.

Boom!

America can

thank me later.

You know about

their engagement?

Yeah, I think I've heard

something about that.

'Course you have,

everybody has.

Anyway, all the commotion's

got her edgy.

It's your job

to make her feel happy.

That's what I'm here for.Right.

Robyn Call is

my main concern in life.

Mine, too.Yeah.

Well, good.

Then we'll get along

just fine.

[vocalizing]

So...

you really off a farm?

Uh-huh.

You got ducks?Yeah.

Those little furry birds,

I love 'em.

Meet your new assistant

Runner Campbell.

It's me.

Why is he dressed

like that?

He's from a farm.

Ducks.

What, did you pull him

off a tractor?

You want me to find

somebody else?

No, we'll see

how long he lasts.

Great.

Good luck to both of you.

♪♪

Am I disturbing you?

Yes. Very much.

You don't remember,

do you?

Remember...

I've met you before,

haven't I?

Yes.

And I promised you

and autographed picture.

Here.

Sign 'em yourself.

It's part of

my assistant's job.

[scoffs]

Look, I don't expect this

to last long, so...

You're smoking?

Robyn, you don't smoke.

Sorry to disappoint you.

I've tried everything.

Dream analysis,

acupuncture, patches.

Nothing works.

Oh, Blackfoot does.

I'm not into those

New Age doctors.

Oh, no, no, no, no,

Blackfoot root, it's a root.

Oh, my Grams uses it to cure

just about everything,

from ringworm to hiccups.

It also makes a nice garnish

on a Salisbury steak.

I was just kidding

about the steak.

So what brings you to L.A.,

Runner Campbell?

Well, actually--

What did you bring me?

It's lunch.

This is not lunch.

This is a loaded gun.

For your information,

I do not eat red meat

or anything that's

not organically grown.

Oh, except for these.

Comforting addiction

I picked up somewhere.

Maybe summer camp.

Who knows?

I went to so many camps.

I don't like to dwell

on the past.

[knocking on door]

Colton, hi.

I thought you'd left.

[door closes]Oh, no.

Schedule change.

You know, we're

night-shooting all week,

so I won't be accessible,

I thought you might

like to know.

So, um, is everything

okay here?

Oh, Colton,

this is a new assistant.

Oh.Hi.

Hi.

Colton McClane.

Hi.

Uh, take good care of her.

As if she were my own.

Hey, come here, you.

Mmm. Mmm...

Mmm, mmm...

Colton.

Okay.

Uh, call Greer

if you need me.

Ciao.

So, what was

your name again?

Uh, it's Johnny.

Runner's just a nickname

that I picked up

when I was a kid.

I never really liked it then,

but it kinda grew on me.

And how does someone get

a nickname like "Runner"?

Well, uh,

it was actually...

My prenatal days were a bit

restless, I guess.

I was always moving

around so much,

my mom always said

I was running laps.

Tough little fetus,

weren't you?

Oh, yeah.

I cut my own

umbilical cord.

That's a charming

story, Runner.

Bet it wins you

lots of trophies.

But I'm not that easy.

And I'm no movie star.

[knocking on door]Yes?

We'll be ready for you

in 30 minutes, Miss Call.

Good. I'll be ready

in an hour.

Okay.

You like doing this,

don't you?

Doing what?

Keeping everyone waiting.

Let me tell you

something.

If I were to show up on time

like some over-eager actor,

they'd lose respect

for me.

And who wants to work with

someone you don't respect.

Whoa! Hey.

Be careful.

[man]

Sorry.

You're welcome.

Pleases and thank-yous

slow me down, Runner.

You know what happens when

you slow down around here?

You go to the end

of the line.

Now, if that's what

you need to do your job,

I suggest

you excuse yourself,

because I don't have

time for it.

You know, in the time

it took you to say all that,

you could have said thank you

to everyone here.

We need to get

something straight.

You are my assistant.

Your job is

to take my calls,

handle my schedule,

and keep me smiling.

That's it.

We have two more weeks

of shooting,

and then we can shake hands

and say good-bye forever.

Who knows? You might even

grow to like me.

Maybe.

But I liked my last

assistant, too.

[crew chattering]

[man]

Crew, lock it down!

So nice of you

to join us today.

Hi.

She's just trying

to make me jealous.

[clicks tongue]

This is picture up![man] Roll sound!

Okay, let's give it a go.

[man]

Roll camera!

And... action!

[piano music playing,

crowd chatter]

[laughter and chatter continue]

Oh, oh!Oh, sorry! Oh!

I think I'm gonna

get sick.

[wind whistling]

If I were a ledger,

where would I be?

[gasps]

What the--

[woman's voice]

Don't say it. Who said that?

Who said that? It's your mother.

How a daughter can forget her own mother's voice

is beyond me.

You can't be my mother.

My...

My mother's dead.

You always were such a downer.

Look, pumpkin, I didn't come back from the dead to argue.

I had some unfinished business

and you looked like you could use some help, so here I am.

Boy, are we gonna have fun.

By the way, that dress makes you look fat.

And your makeup.

Oh, my gosh,

it is my mother.

[deep sigh]

Cut!

Beautiful!

[crew reacts]

Great job.

Thank you.

Excuse me.

Hi, I'm Robyn Call's

new assistant.

Yeah?Yeah.

No, no, no.

No, that was great.

Okay. How can I help you?

Okay.

[Runner]

Is this where you live?

Now, why should you be

staying at a hotel,

paying them

a ridiculous amount of money

when you could be paying me?

All right.

Let's drop the innocent

farm boy routine.

It's gettin' old.

I don't know what

you're talking about.

I know you're not here

to be Robyn's assistant.

Does she know?

I doubt it.

Most people aren't

as clever as me.

[whistling]

So, fess up.

Who do you work for?

"Hard Copy"?

"The Enquirer"?

Whatever it is,

I want a piece of it.

Come here.

[chuckling]

Childhood sweethearts?

So why didn't you just

tell her who you were

when you first saw her?

Well, I didn't really count

on her not remembering.

Hm, maybe you should've

reminded her.

Nah.

I wanted her to remember

on her own, and she will.

We just need to spend

a little more time

together, that's all.

So you figure she'll

fall in love with you

all over again, huh?

Well, she did once.

[imitates motor whirring]

I used to work

for Eastern Airlines.

Yeah.Anyway, look.

Your secret's safe with me.

And who knows?

You might stand a real chance.

Yeah?

You really think so?

Not in a million years.

Bing.

[beeping]

Dinner's ready.

Chicken or fish?

Mmm-mmm.

Looks good, huh?

Here we are.

Hey, Robyn, I saw your

interview on TV last night.

Mmm.

Yeah, you said you felt

there was only one person

in the whole

world for you.

Mm-hmm.

Well, did you really

mean that?

Runner, I don't mean

to be rude,

but these breaks provide me

with some of the only time

I have to myself all day.

Oh, look.

If our relationship is

expected to stay fresh,

we have got to start exchanging

tidbits of each other's lives.

Like for instance,

and I'm not proud

to admit this,

but I once memorized

all the lyrics

to The Village People's

"Macho Man."

You shouldn't believe

everything you see

on TV, Runner.

People like hearing

that kind of junk.

What junk?

Sentimental junk,

you know, fate, destiny.

I don't believe

in fairy tales.

Why not?

Things like that don't happen

to people like me.

My work.

That's what's important.

And honestly, how could

anybody really believe

there's only one person

out there just for them?

Well, then why settle

for Colton?

Marrying Colton McClane isn't

exactly settling, Runner.

Well, then tell me,

what is it about Colton?

You know, I don't like

the direction

this conversations going in.

I saw the preview

for "Dangerous Vows."

Looks good, doesn't it?

Hmm, oh, I'm sorry, Robyn,

but these breaks provide me

with some of the only time

I have to myself all day.

Well, your review of my movie

doesn't really matter.

I'm sure you tend more

towards "The Muppet Caper."

"A Smurf Christmas."

No.

"City Lights."

"The Gold Rush."

You're a Chaplin fan?

Mm-hmm.

Why Chaplin?

'Cause he never depended

on guns or four-letter words.

Or any words.

Listen, I was invited

to Greer's country club

for a fund-raiser.

You wanna be my escort?

Well, I was supposed

to dust the plants,

but, uh, I think

I can get out of it.

[camera shutters clicking,

photographers shouting]

Good to see you.Hey, Robyn.

Give me a nice big smile.

Smile, dear.

This way, please.

Thank you.Hi.

[man]

Who's your young man, Robyn?

Got a name?[camera shutters clicking]

[man]

Thank you very much.

[overlapping chatter]

Thank you.

Be a dear and find us

some champagne.

Okay.

Wow.

Robyn Call.

I am here

with Robyn Call.

I-I came

with Robyn Call.

Two, please.

For me

and Robyn Call.

Anyway, this guy on the plane

was such a bore.

He just couldn't stop

talking about himself.

Excuse me.

Robyn, I am really glad

that we're here.

I mean, this is exactly

what I always imagined

Hollywood would be like.

That's nice, Runner.

Look, when you're done

with your drink,

I have some phone calls

I'd like you to make.

Why don't we meet

back here in an hour?

That should give us

both enough time.

Oh, I think there's a phone

in the locker room.

Now, where was I?

Oh, yeah.

So finally, I had

to say to him...

"Excuse me, sir.

Do you mind..."

Excuse me?

Uh, you're not really

serious, are you?

What do you mean?

I mean, you brought me here

to make phone calls?

You don't expect me

to make them, do you?

You know, maybe it was

the California sunshine

in my eyes.

Or probably the fact

that I was just star struck,

but you know what?

I just realized something.

You are a real prima donna.

How dare you talk to me

like that?

Do you know

how humiliating that was?

I have an idea.

You know, I would have

expected this behavior

from one of

my old assistants,

but I really thought

you were different.

Well, I guess

we were both wrong

about each other, Robyn.

And who are you to expect

anything from me?

I used to be a fan.

Your biggest.

Good luck with

Colton, Robyn.

Okay.

[exhales]

Now, just play it

strong and confident.

Bring him to heel.

And the point

in all this again?

This is the point.

People love

a good scandal.

A few more stories like this

and the opening of your next

film will be huge, boom.

It's just gonna make

your job a lot easier.

I thought

that was your job.

Get 'em back, babe.

Why don't you stick around

for a while?

There's got to be

another girl in this town

you know from camp.

[knocking on door]

Nope.

Gotta move on.

Well...

Hey, I'm late.

Yeah, "Love Connection"'s

auditioning today.

They don't care how

many times you try out.

[clicks tongue]

I-- I'd rather you didn't.

Look, Runner,

I guess we both got

a little overheated

last night.

Why don't you just

come back to work

and we'll forget about it?

It's too late, Robyn.

Fine.

You want an apology.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

Now, come on--

Hasn't anyone ever

said no to you?

Well, allow me

to be the first.

If you're looking for

a full-blown sobbing apology

like you see in my movies,

you can forget about it.

You know, and by the way,

I've had to put up

with a lot

of your crud, too.

Like what?

Well...

For one,

you're always so happy.

I think it just always

seems that way

because you're

always so unhappy.

As a matter of fact,

I think you're probably

the most unhappy person

I've ever met.

I'm happy.

When?

I haven't seen it.

Well, maybe

you just have more

to be happy about

than I do, okay?

Runner, look, I just

thought you understood

that last night was

a business thing.

Robyn, you don't get it,

do you?

This is not about me.

This is about how

you treat everyone.

You really think I'm that big

of an ogre, don't you?

You know, the first time

I told my mother

that I wanted to be

an actress,

she said it was demeaning,

and I was just a little girl.

From then on, we fought

about it all the time.

I moved out when I was 18

and I never spoke

to her again.

Being on my own meant

I had to get tough, Runner.

You can't trust

anybody out here.

You know, maybe I do

push too hard.

But all I have ever had

is my career.

Some people see

more than a movie star

when they look at you.

Yeah.

They see an ogre.

You know, I probably wouldn't

want to work for me either.

I'd like for you

to reconsider.

Why?

Because I stood up to you?

No.

Because you cared enough to.

I'm flattered, Rose,

but I just can't.

What did you call me?

How did you know

that was my real name?

I must've read it

someplace.

You know, you probably

won't even believe this.

But I used to be

a nice person.

I could believe it.

I hope I see you

tomorrow.

[door opens]

You were crying.

Was I?

Hey.

It's a nice touch.

[keys jingle]

[engine starts]

[crowd chattering]

Hi.

[Greer]

So...

Taking care of my buddy?

We take care

of each other.

Oh, Runner,

this is Nicki and Lars.

They're working on my next

movie with us.

Hi.Hi.

Lars and I have come up

with a couple of ways

to base your character's

magical powers more

in reality.

Voila.

We make you a writer of

superhero comic books.

You're on your way home

one night and you get mugged

and dunked in a vat

of nuclear waste,

and as you climb out,

you discover

that all of the pages

of the comic book

that you're carrying

are blank.

Lo and behold, you gain

all your superheroes' powers.

What the heck is that thing

in your mouth?

Oh, this?

It's Blackfoot root.

Do you have

any other ideas?

Uh...

Uh, well, we open with

you taking a trip to Egypt

and accidentally stumbling

upon the hidden city

of Aich.Aich.

Aich before beauty.Aich before beauty.

Safe!

Continue, please.

[Nicki clears throat]

Well, your uncanny resemblance

to the Aich goddess of love

prompts the high priests

to anoint you.

Robyn?

What do you think, Greer?

I think it's great,

it's in vogue.

Oh, the costumes

would be scandalous.

Runner?

Runner?

Runner what?

I'm interested

in Runner's opinion.

I think you've done it before.

When has she ever...

No, no, not just this,

I mean, the whole thing.

Robyn, you're always doing

movies where you're this woman

who gets in over her head

and then at the very end,

some guy comes in

and saves you.

Robyn's movies make

a lot of money, John-boy.

Greer.[Lars]

No, no, no.

Robyn's fans like these movies.

They're used to her

in these roles.

[Runner]

Well, maybe that's

the problem.

Robyn, I saw your last film.

You looked bored.

I was bored.

Well, then do something

about it.

[Greer]

Hey!

Robyn Call does

what I tell her to do.

Greer, whatever happened

to that story

I brought you a while back?

The one about

Freud's mistress?

A snoozer.

What was that called?Uh, "Crazy for You."

That's exactly what

I should be doing.

Okay.

It's regressive hypnosis,

psychotherapy, Freud...

Cigar, yes.Cigar.

That's good.

Wait till you see

the latest.

I got three tabloids

and two magazines

just dying for these.

Hey!

Send my condolences.

There are other ways

to get publicity.

What is going on

with you?

Daniel Boone over there has

got you chewing on sticks,

now you're buying

into his act.

What act?

He's the only one who's

making any sense lately.

Oh, no, he's got an angle.

Everybody's got an angle.

Excuse me, Miss Call.

We'll be ready for you

in 30 minutes.

I'll be there.

You will?

Whoa, we'd better hurry.

[Runner]

Oh, wow. Nice house.

[Robyn]

Do you have time to come in?

Sure.

Oh, wow!

Yeah, a friend of mine

installed it

when I moved in.

I was referring

to the ocean.

[chuckling]

Oh, it must be great

to just wake up in the morning

and jump right in.

I wouldn't know.

I don't go down there.

You're kidding.

You live on the beach

and you don't go

in the water?

[scoffs]

You should just hang a big

picture, it'd be cheaper.

All the stars

have beach houses.

Greer thought it would

give my career topspin.

Well, Greer's quite

a philosopher, isn't he?

I mean, not quite up there

with Plato, but...

Hey, I wouldn't be

where I am without Greer.

And where is that,

exactly?

Did you ever have a dream?

Was there ever something

that you really needed

more than anything

and you were right

on the verge of getting it

but not quite there?

For me, it was acting.

Greer took me

out of bit parts.

He made me a star.

No, he didn't.

He didn't make people laugh

in "The Runaway."

He didn't move people

to tears in "Round Again"

or scare people to death

in "Jambalaya."

You did.

"Jambalaya"?

You really are a fan,

aren't you?

I didn't think anybody knew

about that one.

[mimics announcer voice]

She's a washed-out waitress.

He's a killer Cajun

on the run.

"'Jambalaya.'

A simmering combination."

[laughs]Ugh, so awful!

Yeah.[laughs]

Do you want to have dinner?

Okay.

Uh, I just have

to get cleaned up.

Okay.

Make yourself at home.

Great.

Right.

[humming]

Ugh.

Oh.

Great, great, Runner.

[doorbell chimes]

Greer.

We weren't expecting company.

What is going

on here, huh?

I gotta give her something.

Let me in, let me in.

Oh, oh, no, no, no.

I can't.

See, she's undressing.

But I'll make sure

she gets it.

Thanks.

Hey!

Runner, we better hurry

if we want to get a good table.

[bell tolling]

He cooked dinner.

These are all I could find.

There you go.

What a wonderful meal.

I bet your cooking's

won you lots of trophies.

But you're not that easy.

Are you trying to seduce me,

Runner Campbell?

Hey, I'm just

a small-town hick.

I bet you've never been

involved with one of those.

I've never really been involved

with anyone till Colton.

You know, being a celebrity,

you always have to keep

your guard up,

start wondering

what his angle is.

Does he work

for a magazine?

What does he want from me?

All this stuff

before you can even start

thinking about having fun.Yeah.

But then along came

Colton McClane,

the luckiest man

in the world.

Runner...

No, it's true.

Runner, have you

ever made a decision

that might be hard for

other people to understand?

You know,

what's important to you

might not always be

what's important to them.

Can I trust you?

Always.

I'm not marrying Colton.

You're calling it off?

It was never on.

My engagement to Colton

is a publicity stunt.

You know, with so much

riding on "Dangerous Vows,"

Greer thought--

Well, we thought

it was a good idea.

You know, see the love story

that made them fall in love.

We're planning a big blowup

right after the opening

and that's the end of it.

So you and Colton don't mean

anything to each other?

Let's just say that

I don't mean anything to him.

I have had a crush

on Colton McClane

since I was a teenager.

Well, that--

That must be very painful

for you,

I mean, having to be

around him all the time.

He's not around

all that much.

I just think if we could

spend some time together,

you never know what

could happen between us.

Robyn, I wouldn't

count on it.

I don't count

on anything, Runner.

This business teaches

you that.

You just learn to ignore

a lot of your feelings.

Well, then how do you ever

find out who you really are?

What does it matter

who I really am?

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, Grams, like I told you,

I'm her assistant.

Runner, you haven't told her yet, have you?

Now, how do you know

I haven't told her?

'Cause if you had, you'd either

be out picking out a ring

or you'd be back here

licking your wounds.

Early day.

Robyn's done.

Oh, um, Grams, sorry,

but I gotta go.

Runner, you tell her.

Don't you wait till it's too late.

I will, I will,

I promise.

Okay, bye.

You ready to go home?

Don't you want to go home?

Hey, who said

we have to go home?

No, no, no, you can't go

in there yet.

She's changing.

[chuckling]

[low voice]

It's okay.

She's my fiancée.

[low voice]

No, she's not.

[normal voice]

She told me.

Really?Mm-hmm.

[low voice]

Who else knows?

No one.

Why did she tell you?

'Cause I'm cute.

Oh, hi, Colton.Hi.

You ready?Yeah.

Uh...

Whoo-hoo!

Whoo!Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Uh-oh.Whoa!

Here we go!

Whoo!Whoo!

Yeah!

Whoo, whoo!

[both screaming]

[siren wailing]

♪♪

[music plays over chatter]

Okay.

[laughs]

[both chuckling]

What?

Nothing.

Thanks.

You really made this day

fun for me.

Hey, that's what birthdays

are supposed to be, right?

Here.

How did you know?

I must've read it someplace.

I don't know what to say.

That was fine.

Hey, you forgot your bag.

I'll go get it.

"Robyn, the beauty

of these blooms dull

in comparison to

the radiance..."

"The utter radiance that

shines within your eyes."

My only wish is that I might

bring to you a little magic

on this, your very,

very special day.

A birthday toast.

[knocking on door]

Excuse me.

Oh, Runner, come on.

We were just about

to have a toast.

Yes, it wouldn't be the same

without you.

Um...

No. No, I--

I should get going.

I've got a long drive home.

Ah, yes, you do.

Good night.

Runner!

[door closes]

Well. Cheers.

[Katie]

Your muscles are so tense.

I can barely get my fingers

through them.

I'd love to walk

all over you.

I don't mean

walk all over you.

Would you like to go out

on a date?

Katie!

I think wardrobe found

that padded bra

you were looking for.

Thank you, Robyn.

She might need help.

Hi.Hi.

So how'd--

How'd your evening end up?

Ugh, don't ask.

I think we kinda overdid it

on the champagne.

Well, Colton certainly comes

well armed, doesn't he?

Are you sure he knows

it's only pretend?

Well, maybe he just

forgot last night.

Ready for the first scene.That's me.

[man]

Quiet on set!

[director]

And... action!

Naked?

Cut! Cut!

Who said that?

Runner, what are you doing?

It says in the script

that you're gonna be...

naked.

I'm the only one

who gets to yell "cut"!

So you don't want

to see me naked?

This has nothing to do

with what I want.

Well, then what are we

having this ridiculous

conversation for?

Runner, it's the only way

the scene will work.

It distracts the driver.

Yeah, so Opie, why don't you

just go sit down, okay?

'Cause we're running

a little behind here.

You know, Ellis, you run this

set like a playground,

for crying out loud.

Let's go, come on, huh?

Thanks anyway.

I just think there's

other ways to do it.

Take two, everybody.

Quiet on the set!

And... action!

[motor whirring]

Cut![tires screeching]

What ways?

Come on, Mom!

Where are you when I need you?

[fabric tearing]

[man screaming]

That's great.Yeah!

[excited chatter]

Catch you tomorrow

on the playground, Greer.

[applause continues]

All this and he can drive

a plow, too.

[laughter]

So it looks like

you saved me.

That's what I'm here for.

Thought that might be

the reason.

It's just so frustrating.

Why doesn't he like me?

Maybe I can be

of some help.

[laughing]

You're related

to Charles Bronson,

aren't you?

Yeah.

Yeah, I am.

I can see that.

Mm, come on!

Hey, you hungry?

Oh, Colton wants

to catch a bite.

Oh.

Okay.

I'll see you later.

Okay.

You're not sulking,

are you, Greer?

No.

Scene turned out fine.

I'm happy.

Of course,

Ellis is a different story.

He loved the scene.

Yeah, that's what

he wants you to think.

But inside,

he doesn't like it

when you let Runner

undermine his authority.

Now, I think for the sake

of the picture,

we ought to let Runner go.

Honey...

I think he has a point.

I'm not getting rid of him.

Good night, Greer.

[crickets chirping]

Robyn!

Robyn, hey, hey, hey.

Hey, listen,

forget about Greer.

I just wanted to tell you,

I thought you really

nailed that scene.

I was real proud of you.

Thanks, Colton,

that means a lot.

Yeah, yeah.

I must say, I was hoping

to see a little bit

more of you, but...

You know, I was wondering.

Could I get your opinion

on something here?

It's an engagement ring.

Yeah, I know what it is,

but why are you

showing it to me?

You're my fiancée.

You know, I thought

for appearances' sake,

you should probably

have one.

And maybe should think about

spending more time together.

I mean, after all,

we are engaged.

No, Colton, we're not.

Well, it's not

an unreasonable thought,

is it?

What are you saying?

I don't know.

Nothing.

Nothing, nothing.

Nothing?No.

Nothing. Uh...

You know what,

I just remembered,

someone's got something

for me to--

for me to do somewhere, so

I'll-- I'll catch you later.

And the scene was fantastic,

all right?

Uh, bye-bye.

What are you still

doing here?

Oh.

Just looking for some stars.

Oh, gosh, I'm sure

everybody's gone home by now.

Oh.

Oh, that's so sad.[chuckles]

Don't tell anybody, please.[laughs]

I don't see any.

It's the city lights.

They're too bright.

Sometimes they keep you

from seeing

what's right in front of you.

Hey, you're the one

who asked.

You're okay, Runner Campbell.

I'd like to show you

something.

We're here.

Where?

It's wonderful,

isn't it?

It's incredible.

You're the first person

I ever brought with me.

My first film

was shot here.

In between scenes,

I would get amazingly bored

and go exploring.

If I just needed

to be alone

or forget about problems

with my mother,

I would come here and just

pretend I was somebody else.

Like a princess

or a queen?

No.

Just a normal girl.

Hey, you know, sometimes,

it can really take forever

waiting for that other person

to take the first step.

So why don't you give

your mom a call?

Just kinda tell her

how things are going.

It's not important.

Maybe there's some things

that she'd like to say to you.

I mean, we all change.

Sometimes for the better.

Things to you are

always so simple.

You know, she called me

a couple years ago.

She said she wanted

her daughter back.

I mean,

what did she think?

That she was just gonna come

walking back into my life

like nothing ever happened?

Yeah, right.

I'm not that easy.

People change.

And maybe she did.

But I'll never know.

She died a month ago.

Hey, I--It's okay.

I'm over it.

I found this on one

of my early expeditions.

No...

Was this really his?

Yep.

The spitting image.

[both laughing]

Wait, wait, wait.

You need accompaniment.

[music plays on record]

No, come on!

Show me some more,

it was great!

No, really.

That's all I know.

[music continues]

How did you learn

to dance like this?

My grandma taught me.

Said it would win me

some nice trophies.

What else did she teach you?

[Greer]

Yeah. No, no.

Hey, listen.

Hang up, will ya?

I gotta go.

Here you go.Nice to see you,

Mr. Grissom.

Good luck with

your game today.

Oh, I'm not here

to play games, Chad.

Come on.

You know, Greer,

I'm really delighted

you brought me here.

We should go out

more often.

You know, maybe take

a class together.

You haven't been out

here long, have you?

It's interesting, though.

You've managed to influence

Robyn's decisions

in such a short

period of time.

Well, I am her assistant.

Hmph.

Let's put our cards

on the table.

You know our little secret,

but I don't know yours.

I do think, though,

that you have something

more ambitious in mind

than just ruining

our little wedding plans.

You pay money to come here

and sweat?

It's 93 degrees today.

Why don't you just go outside

and lift a box or something?

I like it here, Runny.

I like my Mercedes,

I like my $100 ties,

I like my weekly

sessions with Audrey.

I'm a guy who has

a lot of things,

and right now, you're

messing with the one thing

that I like the most.

Robyn Call is not

your "thing."

You're only sweating

because you know

she's starting

to realize that.

You know, you're not

as dumb a hayseed

as I once thought you were,

but then I always do give people

the benefit of the doubt.

Listen, we can make this easy

or we can make it hard.

I can do it either way.

I've spent the last five years

building Robyn Call into a star

and you're not about

to ruin it for me.

It's out of my hands.

Ha!

Hardly.

You know, it's funny,

you remind me a lot of me.

That's not funny.

Yeah, I came from a small town,

too, full of gumption.

Came out here to Hollywood

to be an actor,

but they told me my features

were a little too genteel.

I, too, wanted

to bag me an actress,

but then I'm not as lucky

as you are.

Look, Campbell,

I want you out of here.

I want you out of the state

and I want you never to talk

to Robyn Call again.

And...

[clears throat, sighs]

I got a little check here

for $50,000 for your trouble.

Less, of course,

my commission.

Greer, it's not luck.

You're just a jerk.

[groans]

Hi.Hi.

Well, you got a hundred

guys out there

dying to see you in this.

What about you?

Well, okay, 101.

I'll just wait outside?

No, stay, please.

I can change back here.

Oh. Okay.

What are you working on?

Oh, I just thought I'd maybe

write a letter to my grandma.

From what you've told me,

she sounds real special.

Oh, that she is.

She taught me

how to shoot free throws

and appreciate a poem.

Also, sweet talk my way

out of a traffic ticket.

Seems to have gotten you

this far.

Well, that's 'cause

she always taught me

to go after what I want.

I hope so.

Lace me up,

will you, please?

You can just tie it

in a bow.

Okay.

You know, your Grams and I

see things the same way.

Is that, uh,

is that tight enough?

Mm-hmm.

I think more people

should just take a gamble

and go for it.

Go for it?

Yeah, you know, just throw

caution to the wind.

Forget the risks.

Just go for it.

You, out!

Hey!

I said get out of here!

Robyn.

Runner,

you'd better go.

Are you crazy?

Are you nuts?

That was completely

uncalled for.

Well, I didn't like

what I was seeing.

Well, there's

nothing to see.

But if there was, it was

my business, not yours.

We're not engaged, Colton.

Things change.

Colton, what has been

going on with you lately?

I don't know, I mean...

You know,

a lot of things.

Uh...

Things we do.

Things we don't expect

because of-- of what we do.

What are you talking about?

I need to get some water.

Uh...

Look, Robyn...

My work has been my life.

And...

I never expected there to be

anything else, you know?

Until recently.

Robyn.

What?

Robyn...

What?

Marry me.

Not just

for appearances' sake.

Marry me.

Robyn, I'd really like

to talk about--

Runner, please, not now.

I'm working on my lines.

Hey, hey, listen, listen.

I know women, all right?

You gotta be

more insensitive.

When's the last time

you ever got anywhere

with a woman

you were nice to.

Call her Melissa

by accident.

They hate that.

[chuckles]Thanks.

Robyn, why don't we talk

about what's going on here?

Runner, this is

a ladies' room.

Robyn, you've been

avoiding me all day.

Let me out.Robyn.

Runner, I can't be

spending time with you now.

Why?

Why?

Because you confuse me.

Robyn.

Colton asked me to marry him.

Well, what did you say?

I told him I didn't know.

You're considering it?

Of course.

It's a dream come true.

Robyn, you cannot

marry Colton.

You don't love him.

You love the idea of

Colton McClane loving you.

Runner, I will decide

for myself who I love.

Thank you very much.

[door opens]

Hey. Look.

Got you a little

parting gift.

You can watch the wedding

right on there, huh?

Just hang it on the back

of the tractor.

There's a call

for you, Runner.

[man]

Quiet on the set, please!

Thanks.

[man]

Ready camera.

Okay, Frank and Jimmy,

let's turn over.

Yeah, how did it happen?

Okay, okay.

Okay, I'll be there

as soon as I can.

Roll camera.All right, bye.

[Robyn]

Just give me

a second, Alice.

Okay, I'm ready.

This is the last scene.

Make me look clever.

Mark it.

And action.

I'm no critic,

but personally,

I liked

that painting better

when it was

covering your chest.

Hi, Mom.

Remember when you'd bring me

here when I was a little girl?

Every Saturday

until you were 12.

I miss those times, Mom.

I miss you.

So do I, dear.

You know, you and I

are very lucky.

We have been given

an opportunity

most people don't get.

I just wish it didn't

come so late.

You painted roses

in my bedroom.

On the ceiling,

the walls, the door.

She's off the script.

That's okay,

this is great!

I've often wondered

where I'd be

if we hadn't turned

each other away.

I'll see a woman my age

walking down the street

with her mom

and I think, why couldn't

that have been us?

I hated you for it.

Then I hated myself.

So many missed moments.

All those memories we could

have shared together.

My life would have been

so different if you were around.

It would have been better.

I have put so much energy

behind all

the wrong priorities.

I think it's time I stop.

Thanks, Mom.

I know now

that you didn't come back

to put your mind at ease.

You came back for me,

so that I could.

And cut!

[birds chirping]

[nurse speaking over P.A.]

Hey, Grams.

Hi.

How's your leg

feeling today?

Good.

That was some fall

you took.

The cinch was loose

on my saddle.

Anyhow, doc said he'd

let me go home today.

Good.

You ready?Yeah.

Booth and I brought you

a little going home present.

[inhales deeply]

Old Spice.

Hello, Cora.

Why is it I always feel like

fainting when you're around?

Because you know

I'll always be there

to catch you.

Oh, you look so good.

Harvey, what are you

doing here?

Your grandson looked me up.

Said you took a spill.

Thought you might

like to see me.

I told him, not as much

as I wanted to see you.

[tapping on door frame]Am I interrupting?

[insects chirping]

[bird hooting]

You got a real nice

family, Runner.

You know, Grams

is exactly like

I imagined her.

[both chuckle]

I doubt this place could

be any more charming.

You're not gonna go on

about the weather, are you?

[horse neighs]

I'm sorry about the way

I left things.

Mickey told me

why you dashed off,

and I just thought

maybe you could

use some company.

You're a welcome sight.

Wow, you weren't kidding

about the stars.

Mmm.

Someone could get

real used to this.

I think I could sleep

on this swing all night.

Yeah?

My dad and I

built this swing.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

That barn, too.

Come on.

I was only old enough

to hold the nails

when we built this.

What a summer.

Me and Booth,

Dad and Grandpa.

14 days straight.

We worked

sun up to sundown

on this barn.

My dad cut

every board here.

Wow.Every single one.

[nickering]Whoa, I didn't

see you hiding there.

[chuckles]What's his name?

Her name is Rose.

Really?Mm-hmm.

That's a fitting name

for a horse.

[chuckles]

I bet you miss

your friend Runner.

I know I would.

She likes it

when you do this.

Here.

I called it off

with Colton.

I really think

we might have been happy.

But not like this.

Nothing could be

like this.

[rooster crowing]

Morning.

Morning.

Morning you two.

Morning, Grams.

Did you sleep well, dear?

Like a horse.

[Runner chuckling]

[Grams taps spoon

on glass]

I hope no one has any plans

for the rest of the week,

and if you do, cancel 'em.

You're getting married.

Very good, Runner.

Now, it's not gonna be

anything fancy.

Just the families.

Runner's right?

This time on Friday,

Harvey and I will be

sucking down mint juleps

aboard

the "Sunset Sea Witch."

[all chuckling]

Oh, Connie, dear,

if you don't mind,

I would like to borrow

that trashy nightie

I caught you wearing

the other night.

Uh, Grams, don't you think

you and Harvey

might be moving

a tad fast?

At our age, you got to.

You only get to feel

this way about one person,

and I do not intend

to waste it.

I can't imagine

anything nicer

than holding that man's hand

for the rest of my life.

I'm sorry you can't stay

for Gram's wedding.

I gotta get back and put

my house on the market.

Buy some cowboy boots.[chuckles]

Tell Greer to put my career

on hold for a while.

[trunk door closes]

Promise you won't

forget about me.

I promise.

Oh, Connie!

I just wanted

to say goodbye.

Tell her.

Shh! I will!

Tell that girl who you are.

Grams, Grams, I'm afraid to

tell her right now, okay?

Everything's perfect

just the way it is.

Tell her.

Grams, I'll tell her

later, okay?

It can't

do any harm to wait

until she gets to know

the new me better.

Yes, I am suspicious.

Yeah.

[messages rewinding,

machine beeping]

[woman's voice]

Hey, Mick!

I just saw your dad in "Death Wish 5."

There's a strong family resemblance.

I thought we'd have some dinner.

Call me.

[answering machine beeps]

[Runner's voice]

Mickey, it's Runner.

Listen, my plan is working.

Robyn doesn't have a clue as to who I am.

All systems go.

Now, don't say anything, okay?

She still doesn't know why I came after her

and I don't want her hearing it from you.

[machine beeps]

He was conning you,

sweetheart.

I found that...

along with about

50 other clippings.

He was researching you.

Finding out what you like,

what you didn't like.

How to push your buttons,

how to charm you.

That's how

he knew about Rose.

He used me.

For what?

For money,

for a tell-all book.

What does it matter?

I guess it doesn't matter.

No.

So, the wedding's back on?

Yeah.

Hey, Robyn?

Robyn!

Hey.

Yeah, hey.

Just a second,

will you.

Just put it in my car

over there, see it.

Greer, look, I gotta

speak with Robyn.

Yeah, ooh.

Too late, buddy.

Show's over.

She's long gone.

Mickey told me

what you told her.

All I did was

tell her the truth.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I got a wedding to attend to.

Greer, come on.

Just give me five minutes.

Hey... It's too late,

all right?

You should have taken

the money, farm boy.

Okay, Harold.

You stay right here.

Make sure nobody

gets in, okay?

And, Bill, I want you

to scoot around the corner,

make sure nobody jumps

that fence, nobody.

Okay, thanks, guys.

All right!

Robyn, I have been trying

to get a hold of you.

So now you've added

breaking and entering

to your list of crimes.

You cannot marry Colton.

Why?

At least he's honest.

I thought you quit.

Okay, I lied.

And I would have

cheated and stole

and done anything

to get close to you.

So it's true.

You planned everything.

Try not to trip

on my dignity

on the way out.

Robyn... listen!

There was a time

when your words would

have romanced me, Runner.

And there was a time

when you weren't so cynical.

You don't know me that well.

I used to.

No.

No one's known me

for a long time now.

[door opens]Look, Robyn.

Robyn!Get him out of here.

[guard]

Hey, come on,

buddy, let's go.

Oof!

Runner!

Runner, stop it!

Rose, it's me!Get him out of here!

Your shell!

Rose!

[Greer moaning]

Ow! Oh, man, he's gonna

do hard time, I swear.

For what?

He hit me in the eye,

for crying out loud.

[door closes]

[Greer sighs]

Rose.

Who is Rose, anyway?

No one you know.

It's not hip to be late

to your own wedding.

Give me a hand

with this stuff.

God, at the rate you move,

all your single guests

will be engaged

by the time I get there.

Oh, man...

Look, Nicki, Nicki,

just get her--

I'll get it-- Just get her out

of here, will you?

Ahh, yes.

[church organ playing]

Oh, honey, hey!

Oh, here.

Oh, Greer!

Lovely to see you.

That's the first time I had

to bail out somebody else.

So when are you gonna

pay me back?

[engine starts]

Hey...

Hey, come back here!

Now, did you memorize

your lines?

"I do."

Put a little something

in your stomach

so you'll feel better.

Thanks.

Ugh.

[children laughing]

Johnny.

[Greer, knocking]

Robyn?

Robyn, are you all right?

No.

[tires squealing]

Robyn, listen.

I just want you

to be happy now.

Please.

Look at you, come here.

["Bridal Chorus" playing]That's it.

You look beautiful.

Here.

Give me your arm.

[Rose]

Promise you won't forget about me, Johnny.

[Johnny]

I promise.

I love you.

[Rose]

I love you, too.

♪♪

Colton... I'm happy.

I'm happy, too.

For the first time

since...

since I was 12...

I'm really happy.

Me-- And that's why

we're here.

So, um, maybe

we should get on with it.

I'm sorry.

I can't.

Robyn?

Well, he's

a very lucky guy.

And you're a saint.

[guests murmuring]

What are you doing, Robyn?Let me go, Greer.

What, are you crazy?

You're gonna ruin my career.

Without me,

you don't have a career.

[guests gasp]

Robyn! Wait!

Robyn. Hi.

Why didn't you tell me?

I wanted to tell you,

but you had forgotten.

No, I didn't forget.

I just didn't remember.

That girl's gone, Runner.

She's been gone

a long time.

She's not gone.

She just forgot

for a while.

[chuckles]

Yes! Look at that

perfect couple!

Come on!

Get some shots, that's

front-page stuff!

Hey, ask him

about ducks!

Those little furry

birds, he loves 'em!

Runner, Runner, Runner.Yeah.

I gave this to you

a long time ago

and I asked you

to never forget about me.

I didn't.You didn't.

Safe!

Safe!