Star Odyssey (1979) - full transcript

Earth is attacked by an intergalactic villain and his army of robotic androids.

[dramatic music]

[electronic beeping]

- Commander, can you come here?

There's something

happening on our perimeter.

An unidentified spaceship

has penetrated our defenses.

- Flanagan, Maya.

What's going on?

- This is unit P

of reconnaissance

reporting the sighting

of an alien vessel.

A flying saucer.

They're maintaining

full radio silence,

they don't reply to

any of our signals.

The velocity of their ship

is much superior to my craft.

I'm sending Johnson out

after, then a new hunter.

That's the best we can do, sir.

Let's just hope he

manages to catch them...

- He can try to force it

to land but if they won't,

he should return to

his launching module.

It's possible their

intentions are hostile.

[whooshing and beeping]

[banging]

[beeping]

- Lord Kes,

an indigenous space

vehicle of a primitive

chemically propelled design

is attempting to force us

to reduce velocity.

- Destroy it.

Insert central computer link

into defense system circuits.

Hurry!

Linking circuit.

- A central A 74 beta

stock and disintegrated

by a destructive ray

impossible to identify.

Alien vessel has passed out

of belt perimeter defenses

and is now rapidly approaching

automatic inner defense

ring of earth.

Propellant energy source

not yet identified,

automatic system on emergency

in tracking and aiding phase.

Alien vessel now

entering K sector five,

in 10 seconds, it will be

in range of atomic cannon.

- Man meets an

alien race at last.

And greets them by

disintegrating their vessel.

- Atomic cannon,

crossfire now under way.

The object has been struck.

- Commander Barr,

- Quiet Hollywood.

You are witnessing

mankind's first contact

with an alien race.

- Yes, and I'm ready

to shake their hand.

- Alien vessel undamaged.

- What?

- And proceeding

rapidly direction earth.

Atomic cannon's ineffectual.

- Impossible.

- This is red

emergency all sectors

status three ready to open up.

- At that velocity, they're

already beyond sections 83.

- And they'll be drawing

within range of our hyper radar

any minute now and the

earth based artillery.

[beeping]

- Approaching Soul Three

atmosphere rich in oxygen,

three is up, all with

little discomfort.

Wide spread traces of pollution,

due to chemical combustion

and nuclear wastes.

Analysis of magnetic

and heat radiation,

reveals technological level

approximately equivalent

to the Axis Culture

18 centuries ago.

Bionic radiation analysis

reveals planet population

to be approximately

10 billion units.

Infra-red scanners show

that almost all industrial

and residential structures

are below ground

or on the sea bed.

This appears to be

due to the necessity

of freeing the surface

for agricultural use.

There are in addition vast

areas of both land and sea

dedicated to

breeding and raising

lower forms of life

to serve as nutrients

for the higher forms.

- Soul Three is even better

than I thought it was

when I bought it?

[tense music]

[spacecraft roaring]

[gun firing]

[banging]

- It seems they want

to show a force,

it will be extremely impolite

of me to disappoint them.

[exploding]

- Numbers of survivors, zero.

The [mumbles]

installation's

totally destroyed.

- They're continuing to

destroy all our military bases.

After they knocked out

London, they started on Accra.

- There are no

survivors Adelaide

and Tokyo sub says the Okinawa

base is just a junkyard.

- The laboratories have

nearly finished examining

all the available data.

But the news has leaked out.

I can't hold off the

report as much longer

in spite of the lack of

official information,

the papers are already

talking about an invasion.

It'll take a miracle

to save us now.

- If anyone can work miracles,

Professor Murray can.

- Professor Murray, who's he?

- Murray is a truly

exceptional scientist.

He has a degree of intelligence

that puts him about two

centuries ahead

of everyone else.

- Why isn't he working with us?

- Because he's too independent,

stubborn, and undisciplined.

He won't accept any

kind of authority,

but in a situation like this,

he's the only person

who can do anything.

- Why not get in touch with him?

- The problem is that my

relationship with the professor

could not be described as ideal.

The last time I

asked for his help,

he was so difficult to get

along with, I had to arrest him.

- He can't have liked that.

- Quite.

At the moment the only

person that he might

listen to is a young

Lieutenant, Oliver Carrera.

- Aaaaah!

Hollywood, that fellow who

acts as if he were a superstar

in a TV series called

"Fighting Hero of the Galaxy"?

- Him, the only one who

could possibly help.

Holly spends most of his

spare time at the professor's.

Has a young niece,

he's playing up to.

Professor Murray lives

at the ecology laboratory

on the serial ratings

and passes the time,

turning out inventions

that are incredible.

- Flanagan, I can't hold

these reporters back anymore.

- Don't worry, I'll take

care about a howling mob.

You have to go on a

very important mission.

[tense music]

- Enthirium,

the alien craft

is protected with

an armor of pure enthirium.

- That's impossible.

- What makes it impossible dear?

Just because we on earth only

have a kilo of enthirium,

but we know nothing

about conditions

prevailing on the aliens galaxy.

Earth has a lot of iron

and their planet might

be made of enthirium.

- But uncle, enthirium is

practically indestructible.

- And this spaceship is proof.

Our nuclear artillery didn't

even scratch the surface.

Evidently the enemy

craft has traveled

from a far corner of the

universe over a vast distance

in order to arrive here.

It's not surprising they managed

to swat down that

ridiculous insect of a space

on that command post

sent to greet them.

- Oh uncle, you really

shouldn't laugh like that.

Our planet may be in

very serious danger.

- Oh I'm not laughing

about it at all Irene.

My dear, these aliens have

several centuries

advantage over us.

They travel out of space

through the galaxies

while we are unable

to get any farther

than the planets of our own sun.

They possess an untold

quantity of enthirium.

And in all probability

consider us savages,

hardly worth bothering about.

- Technologically they

may be ahead of us,

but I think that...

- Just a minute.

- I'm sorry.

[high-pitch resonating music]

- They're barbarian.

They don't place any sort

of value on human life.

- But you're forgetting

how the white man behave

towards the negro and

the American Indian.

It is the most powerful race,

which makes the decision

as to who's civilized

and who's not.

And I'm afraid we will have

to accept our inferiority

and submit to the inevitable.

[upbeat music]

Enthirium

I never would have

imagined that I'd have

to go back to my

research on enthirium.

[spacecraft engine resonating]

[spacecraft roaring]

[lightning roaring]

- Good evening.

- Oh Holly, at last.

- My name is Oliver

in case you forgot.

- No darling, please, excuse me.

I mustn't be informal.

This visit is official.

- Since the visiting

hero so anxious

to maintain his command,

I suppose there's no use

offering him a drink.

- Good lord!

What's that?

- It's an old house robot

that uncle built ages ago.

It had a short circuit

in it's electronic brain

and acts a little peculiar.

Why don't you fix it uncle?

- I could never find the time.

Anyway, I've forgotten

how it works [laughing].

He may not speak

very distinctly,

but he's a superb bartender.

- Professor Murray,

we're faced with disaster.

Three of our bases

are already in ruins

and we were completely helpless.

No doubt you've heard

the latest news bulletin.

- According to

the official news,

the situation is under control.

What do you want with me?

- Commander Barr has

entrusted me with the most...

- No, I know, I know that.

You already said your

visit was official.

So I can easily imagine

what kind of heroic mission

Commander Barr has

entrusted you with.

To persuade that

old fool, Murray.

- To help him out.

- I must say your

Commander Barr,

certainly has the nerve.

After putting my

uncle in prison,

he still thinks he's

entitled to ask his help.

- Yes.

- But the whole

point of the matter

is that there's no way

I can avoid giving you

the assistance you need,

since I have to live

on this earth myself,

as does my charming niece.

I'll do what I can.

But on my conditions only.

- No conditions Murray.

I'm not authorized to agree

to conditions of any type.

You can do whatever you want,

but don't expect any

support officially.

If anyone gets burned,

I'd rather the anyone

was you naturally.

I don't hesitate to admit

preferring your

discomfort to my own.

- You've had a taste

of it already Barr.

- It was an

unavoidable necessity.

And you know it.

Now, all you have

to do is to tell me

if you're going to help us or

if we'll have to surrender.

That means he'll help us.

Holly's done a good job.

I don't know how he

manages, but he does.

I burn my fingers and

he warms his hands.

- I don't understand.

Was there some kind of trouble

between you and the commander?

- Oh, it's a long story.

I'll tell you one of these days.

It also concerns a couple

of friends of mine.

Sean and Bridget, among the

greatest chemists living.

- Why haven't you ever mentioned

there being friends of yours?

- I believe they're

in a penitentiary,

at the moment base.

Right.

Now somebody will

have to get them

out of the penitentiary.

And I know just the

person to do it.

- Don't look at me, sir.

I'd have to get

an authorization.

And I don't think

Commander Barr...

- It must happen!

At base GA they've

managed to discover

that the alien vessel is

made entirely of enthirium.

- That's supposed

to be a secret.

- Are you surprised that I know?

Frankly, I'm astonished

that the base managed

to discover it too.

And only Sean and

Bridget could possibly

succeed in inventing an

entirely new substance

that could perforate enthirium,

but the two of them are

in the penitentiary.

- Apparently it's

a vicious circle.

It's impossible

to get out of it.

- Not necessarily.

Say a certain lieutenant,

were to join forces

with a person I know

who's very clever

with locked doors.

The two of you could

free them easily,

- But an act such as that

is strictly against the law.

Assisting criminals to get out?

No, never.

That would mean betraying

my duty as a soldier.

And that you can't

expect of an honest man.

- No, no.

And I can't force you.

What I expect is that you

would volunteer to handle it.

- But that's ridiculous,

you must be joking.

I couldn't possibly

[upbeat music]

Yeah.

You're right.

Of course I'll do it.

Professor I volunteer

to handle it.

- You've done it again.

It's very unfair of you.

- I must have Sean

and Bridgette,

and Dirk and Norman

And as for them, you'll have

to track them down for me.

Wouldn't you?

[electronics beeping]

- Six!

I've won!

[laughing] I've won!

I've defeated you

in the sixth game

and you my love would have

to change sooner or later.

Pay up, come on.

I'm afraid you really

were very unlucky.

The law of probability was

certainly on your side [scoffs].

Oh, Dirk.

[calming piano music]

- I just don't understand it.

I had all the winning

numbers, but she won.

- Huh, very lucky girl.

- You know I never thought

I was going to win Laramie.

Dirk Laramie you

brought me luck.

- Hey, listen you.

- Can't you see I'm busy?

- You are Dirk

Laramie, aren't you?

The gambler who

hypnotizes opponents.

- Look, I'm busy.

Let's talk about it later.

- Hey boys, this

is Dirk Laramie,

the guy who can

see through cards.

I think he oughtta give back

the money he won off of.

That's him.

Hey, there.

- Just a moment, darling.

- You're gonna hand

over that cash to us?

- Here!

- Oh!

[punches and kicks thudding]

[upbeat music]

[groaning]

- So you were here too, huh?

I'll bet you were hitting

me harder than the others.

- [laughing] No I'm afraid

I didn't have that pleasure,

but I did enjoy the performance.

[groaning]

Tonight at the usual place.

[laughing gently]

She won't keep the appointment.

A couple of guardians

caught her just as she was

trying to slip quietly

away unfortunately.

- What are you doing here?

- I certainly didn't

drop in to say hello.

It was my uncle who

asked me to look for you.

And I'm afraid there was

no way I could refuse.

He wants to have a talk

with you immediately.

It's urgent.

- Oh, he does, he

wants to see me?

Look...

- He said for you

to come right over

to his place without

wasting a moment.

- Huh!

Does he think I'm

going to come running

every time he snaps his fingers?

Like that little toy

soldier of yours?

- Don't be like that.

This thing is very important.

- Oh, I'm sure it's

extremely important.

[soothing piano music]

What a shame you've

gotten worse, Irene.

You used to kiss a lot better.

It's the fault of

that soldier, Holly.

- Dirk, how many days

have you been in here?

- Well, two, three,

I don't know.

- Then you know nothing about

what's happening in the world.

- Why, what's happening?

[laughing gently]

They assassinated the president?

- Why not come and see?

- Mmh, I guess I should.

I'm ready.

- Good morning professor.

- Huh, good morning, Dirk.

Won't you sit down.

Jeeves?

[robot squeaking]

- He's asking you if you like

ice and soda in your whiskey?

- No, thank you.

I prefer it neat.

- I take it Irene has

already told you everything.

- Not exactly.

Again, explaining

one or two things.

Apparently, it

was more important

to find some guy called, Norman.

- If you want me to go to the

penitentiary at moon space,

I must have a spacecraft.

- Yes, fortunately it

happens that there is

a junior officer

here on the station

who's an old friend of

ours, Oliver Carrera.

Known as Hollywood.

- Aaah!

- And they willing to help out?

- I've already awakened his

interest in the operation.

- All you have to do is prevent

him from changing his mind.

With your unusual talent,

I'm sure you will have

no difficulty gaining

his cooperation

in borrowing one of the

Navy's vessels for our use.

Do you follow me?

- I sure do.

It's just like old times.

And when your

mission is finished

and you've returned the

spacecraft to the base,

Oliver won't remember anything.

- Always assuming

that we managed

to get away with

Sean and Bridgette.

- Oh you'll make it, all right.

I have every confidence,

I know you Dirk.

[robot beeping and squeaking]

- You know professor,

I missed you.

[robot squeaking]

[spacecraft engine resonating]

[device beeping]

- Turn monitor one on the

slave pickup operation

in the subtropical continent.

- Yes, sir.

- 1,600 dark skin units

of various age groups

have been collected.

All damaged or physically

unsuitable elements

have been destroyed,

leaving a sample group

of 1000 strong

healthy individuals. ♪~

This group has had two

hours in data chamber

to destroy all

pathogenic bacteria.

They are now undergoing

suspended animation processing

prior to stowage in hole

six, container four.

[upbeat music]

- Hey, Holly!

Holly!

[upbeat music]

Hey, Holly.

- I am Lieutenant

Oliver J. Carrera.

You see this star?

It's a medal, for

galactic bravery.

- Oh, I trust the Lieutenant

will accept my apologies.

My name is Dirk

Gordon Laramie III

Dirk Laramie?

I think we've already met.

- [laughing] You have

a very good memory.

Listen, Holly, I'm sorry.

I have something

important to tell you.

It's from the professor.

- But how did you

manage to get in?

Civilians aren't

allowed on the base.

You better get out.

- No, wait, just a

minute, Lieutenant

till you've heard my message.

It's from the old man, get it?

He sent me.

- What old man?

- Huh, you don't remember?

Professor Murray.

- Murray?

What does he want from me?

- Well he said for

you to help me.

So they lend us something.

- Lend?

Lend what?

- A spaceship.

I just need it for a day or two

and when they finish using

it, you can give it back.

Huh?

You're the only person

that can help us.

And Professor Murray said he

was certain you could do it.

- You're out of your minds.

Both of you.

I'm handing you

over to the guard.

- No, wait a minute Lieutenant.

Don't do anything you

might live to regret.

Think of Irene.

- Irene?

- Yes, Irene

- I have to think of my duty.

Duty comes before anything else.

- That's right, duty first.

- And stealing is

against my principles

as a soldier.

No one can force me to...

[Oliver breathing heavily]

- No one wants to force you.

I'm waiting for

you to volunteer.

- Of course, of course.

If it's what the

professor wants,

I'll gladly volunteer.

- Come on.

- Follow me.

[calm flute music]

Urgent mission, I

must lift off at once

- Present your permit.

And has the civilian

with you got a base-pass?

- Of course he has.

Show him your pass.

- All right.

[punch thudding]

Let's go.

Galactic hero.

- Who's that idiot blasting

off without flight clearance?

- I don't know.

There aren't any

scheduled flights today.

- Where to?

- Moon Space, the

Alcatraz of the heavens.

There are two birds

in that gilded cage

that we have to set free.

[upbeat music]

[spacecraft roaring]

[feet stumping floor]

- Not bad looking that

bridge of London, eh?

I'll take over.

- Hercules leaves Norman

dazed but standing.

Oh, I spoke too soon.

No, he's back on his feet.

This is an exceptional match.

- Sure I'll bet you.

- You don't know what

you're talking about.

Don't do this to yourself...

- But, let me finish.

- Hercules, Thor

and Bill Norman,

are struggling for

the title in the

Android versus Human

World Championship.

Hercules Thor has killed

over a thousand opponents,

and given a new meaning

to the word, "Box".

That's what the other

guys can call him.

Norman is putting

up a fire defense

but it's not easy

for him to make

[crowd cheering

drowns out speaker]

[punch thudding]

[helmet beeping] He did it.

One, two, three, four.

[growling]

we're still on the seventh round

of this spectacular battle.

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering

drowns out speaker]

- Kill him!

[crowd cheering

drowns out speaker]

- Hercules is on the attack.

Now he got a rope.

That could get a

little confusing here.

Norman may have

[crowd cheering

drowns out speaker]

The referee is

beginning to weaken,

[crowd cheering

drowns out speaker]

[punches and kicks thudding]

[crowd cheering

drowns out speaker]

[helmet beeping]

- One, two, three.

- Hercules is on his

feet but swinging wildly.

[soft jazz music]

- 3000.

- I'll stay.

- Well, you're playing or not?

- Jeff, hey Jeff.

Don't forget you're in a game.

- Jeff wake up, it's

your play we're waiting.

- Oh, sorry, where are we?

- 3,000

- And I am staying in.

- 5,000

- No

- 20

- Too much for me, well.

- You like to play

for high stakes?

- I'm sorry I do too high.

- I'll see ya,

two aces.

- It's all yours.

Lucky bastard.

- Have you had enough?

- I've had enough.

- That was at the

breaks, just luck.

- Too much for me.

- Just two aces?

- But how could you know

that I was bluffing?

[loud laughter]

- Damian

- I have all the winning

numbers now except one.

Why go on, what's the point?

You might as well give in

graciously and come to bed.

- Not yet, you

still haven't won.

Everything depends

on final game.

- If I lose you

get all the money

and the pleasure

of a night with me.

But if I win, you

lose everything.

The money and my body.

- Quite right.

Let's play another one.

[electronics beeping]

- It happened.

- That's a matter of purely

academic interest to us now.

What counts is that

It really did happen.

And now we have to do something.

Flanagan, contact all up

division satellites and bases

and have them transmit any

pictures they've managed

to get of this ufo, immediately.

- Yes, sir.

- Holly.

- Yes, sir.

- I want you to get me

a spectrograph analysis

from the chief of

the observatory.

- Yes, sir.

- I need to know the substance

the spacecraft is composed of

and why it was resistant to

our nuclear Canon attack.

- Yes sir

- We are in serious trouble.

Perhaps the computer

could make an analysis

from the existing data.

That's just a faint hope it can,

at least in terms

of probable choices,

because it's absolutely

vital to know immediately

the defense systems

used on the ufo.

- I'll find out commander.

- Ladies and gentlemen,

the auction is now open.

[background chattering]

- And to begin the sale, Troll

a seventh category planet

with an unbreathable atmosphere,

surrounded by asteroids

bearing rich deposits

of valuable minerals.

Sun, class G.

- I bid one million credit.

- A million credits.

Lord Sin of Sastria,

bids one million credits

for this valuable property,

with its immense

natural resources.

Do I hear a better offer?

Gone to Sin of Sastria

for one million credits.

The next item on

offer is Horva Four

A third category a planet.

Abounding in surface lichens

and other forms of plant

life on the sea bed.

- Two million credits.

- Three million.

- Five million.

- Lord Gad of Tokol, bids

five million credits.

Do I hear a higher bid?

Going, going, gone

to Gad of Tokol

for five million credits.

Congratulations Lord Gad,

you've got a bargain there.

- Life is more spread

in the universe.

But I've been reliably

informed that today

they are auctioning

a small planet

on the edge of the galaxy.

With humans on it

- Farcus 15,

rich in talium,

- Homo sapiens?

- Slaves, millions of slaves,

just waiting to have

their thoughts erased.

Clearly by some person with

sufficient ships to transport.

- Will no one offer

2 million credits?

Very well the planet is

withdrawn from the sale.

- You can sell some to me, I'll

pay a thousand credits each.

- It's a deal, provided

Golden Taco doesn't succeed

in outbidding us with

the aid of the Octoneous.

- And now Lords of the galaxy,

the main item of today's

sale, Soul Three.

It has rarely been my privilege

to put such a remarkable

world on the block.

It is a third category planet

belonging to a class B sun.

It's known as, Earth.

- Six million.

- 12 million credits

- Soul Three is immensely rich

in every type of life,

animal, bacteria and plants.

All in various

stages of evolution.

The gravity factor is 1.3.

The atmosphere breathable.

But in addition to all this,

it is teaming with the rarest

of all life forms, humans.

- 20 million credits.

- I bid 30 million.

- 32 million.

- 50 million.

50 million credits

for Soul Three.

Will anyone go higher?

- 60 million

- You again?

- Do I hear a higher bid?

- 70 million.

- 70 million for Soul Three.

- Why don't you

go to 100 million?

I can get it.

- 100 million.

Kess of Koba has bid

100 million credits.

- Do I hear a higher offer?

Going for 100 million credits,

to Kess of Koba for

100 million credits.

[tense music]

[crowd murmuring]

- Let him live, Kess of Koba

or you will violate

the high law.

- If anyone wants slaves,

you can place an order

at my house during

the next router.

But do not delay.

I shall depart for Soul

Three on the 1st, August

[voiceover]

[spacecraft engine resonating]

[woman groaning]

- Thanks for reanimating me.

- If you wanna thank me,

there's an easy way to do it.

- I think I know what it is.

Too terrible evolving

under the freeze ring

for a lone hearted girl.

I know how to be

nice to a man I like.

I can make the right person feel

all kinds of

pleasure and thrills.

And you are the kind

of person I go for.

I'm tired of waiting.

I need [mumbles]

I'm dying for a man.

[both moaning]

[spacecraft engine resonating]

[punches and kicks thudding]

[man yelling]

- Emergency squad to sector 4,

attempted breakout.

Emergency squad to sector 4.

Attempted breakout.

All available wards

will report to sector 4

and restore order.

[men groaning and growling]

- It's a good thing you're

not from the department.

I've just had to clear

a full-scale emergency

to stop a breakout.

Naturally it's always

the same two detainees

who ruin things.

That damn Bridget and Sean.

[yelling]

Right, come on.

I ruined the day I let

them into my penitentiary.

They've tried to

escape four times.

They cause nothing but trouble.

But I can tell you they're

going to be very sorry,

because I shall

transfer the two of them

to a prison asteroid.

And they can rot in

solitary confinement.

[cries in pain]

But of course this is

of no interest to you.

It's just my problem.

And I feel I've

neglected to ask you,

how can I be of assistance?

And that is to say, what is

the reason for your visit?

- I'll come right to the point.

[tense music]

[man growling painfully]

[crowd cheering drowns speaker]

- Someone's up.

Someone's down.

One, two, wait till he gets up.

- Norman's back but

Hercules answers backwards

with deadly accuracy.

[crowd cheering drowns speaker]

Now Norman is launching

one of his spectacle

[crowd cheering

drowns the speaker]

Hercules, how long

can he stand it?

[crowd cheering

drowns the speaker]

And another.

Hercules Thor is down.

[crowd cheering

drowns the speaker]

- One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight,

nine, ten.

He's out!

The winner!

The winner!

[crowd cheering]

- I've won.

I found the winner.

- Where's the money?

Let's go, 40 dollars

[voiceover]

- Here they are.

Our two model prisoners.

Bridget Landon and Sean James.

Well, my dears and

these two gentlemen

have come all the way

here just for you.

I'd like to introduce you.

- I think we're gonna

skip the introduction.

- Naturally,

naturally to continue,

I propose that we reward the

good conduct and excellent

behavior that has

made your a mentor

to all the prisoners

on moon space.

And so I intend to,

I intend to,

I intend to

to shorten your sentences

by the remaining 78

years and release you

in the custody of

these two gentlemen,

who will escort

you back to earth.

- It's crazy of you Irene

to bet all that money on me,

but I sure am glad

to see you again.

It must be years since

the last time we met.

- I knew you'd win the fight.

My uncle says nobody

can fight like you can.

Whenever anybody

talks about fighting

he always mentions you.

- He needs your help, Norman.

- And where I'm afraid

that we're all going

to be needing a lot of help

because of that flying saucer.

- But I heard the

news report about it.

They said the situation was

completely under control by now.

- It's not true.

That's why uncle is

reforming the old team.

And of course that includes you.

- If the professor

needs me, that's okay,

but I want to bring along

a couple of friends.

They could be very useful.

[machine roaring]

- I don't understand.

There isn't a living

soul around here.

- But I never mentioned

living souls, Irene.

Hey, look in that pile of

junk that's one of them.

Come on.

[scrap clanging]

- You've made me wait

nearly five hours over this.

Uncle will be furious.

- Take it easy Irene.

You'll soon see that your five

hours haven't been wasted.

Okay, now replace

the power unit.

You take micro batteries,

two, down here.

There, perfect.

Say something, Tilt.

- Damn you, Norman!

You interfering,

warm blooded animal.

Who authorized you

to reactivate me?

Why can't two poor robots

commit suicide in peace,

without some meddling human

recharging their circuits?

- Tilly and I wanted

to put an end to it all

because, now let me see,

why was it exactly?

Anyway, you should

have kept out of it.

- What's that noise?

Oh, wait, it's her

starting the journey

to the eternal nothings.

Hurry, there's not

a minute to lose.

If you don't want me

to go to pieces again,

you must save her.

Quick, before her tender

10 limbs are crushed

like kitchen foil

in a cruel machine.

Oh Tilly, my precious Tilly.

[upbeat music]

He won't make it in time.

Tilly.

Tilly my darling, light

of my transistors.

Tilly, sweet little Tilly.

Thank heaven, he

made it in time.

She's beautiful, isn't she?

- Oh yes, she's

really beautiful.

- We're engaged you know.

We love each other deeply.

- Quick Norman, get

the trash off her.

[scrap clanking]

It's such an indignity

for her, mixing with junk

from such low class machines.

Hurry!

Hurry!

No doubt you came provided with

fresh micro batteries

for her too.

- Ahuh.

- Tilly, my treasure.

Are you all right?

- Tilt my dear, is that you?

Are we in robot heaven?

I expected something different.

- No Tilly, we're not dead.

We've been reactivated.

- Oh darling, I wondered

if I'd ever see you again.

- I'm sorry our suicide

pact was a failure.

It was such a romantic idea.

And I know how hard you

tried to make it work.

- I don't mind Tilt, one

can't have everything in life.

- By the way Tilly, I must

have a splinted crystal

in my memory bank.

I can't remember why

we made a suicide pact.

- You can't remember?

Oh Tilt how can you

beat the one feeling?

It was because, let me see.

It was because we

decided to end it all.

- Yes, but why?

- Why?

Oh dear, I can't

remember either.

- And you really think that

these two funny little robots

can actually be

of some use to us?

- Don't judge them

by appearances.

They're full of surprises.

Tilt once got man out of

a very tricky situation.

He's able to project

an energy field

around his plating so

that moving objects

pass through without touching.

These two units were

designed as one of a series

of far out experiments to see

if they could create robots

with human emotions.

They were only

partially successful.

However, there are

several areas where

they produce quite

unexpected results.

Now I'll demonstrate

to you how Tilt

can cope with any adversary.

It's extraordinary.

I'll try to hit

him with this pole.

Just watch.

- Hey, Tilt!

- What is it?

Can't you see I'm busy?

- On guard!

- Are you crazy?

- No, it's all right.

Just kidding.

- Kidding, he calls it.

- Tilly, where are you going?

Wait.

- The acceleration is so

rapid it appears to vanish

and they can evidently reach

a velocity of several parsecs.

All these clips

we've been looking at

were collected by our

space observatories

and just before earth ball,

the saucer disappeared

from our radar.

So they must be

using a scrambler.

- Commander, the alien vessel

has landed near Hiroshima

and captured over 800 people.

- This is the 24th raid

they've carried out.

Starting with those

farmers in United Africa.

Then the Arabs, the Russians,

and now the Japanese.

If word of this gets

out we'll have panic

over the entire planet.

Lloyd get working

on the computer

and start to prepare

an accurate map

of all the places that

alien vessel has landed.

Then see if you can

determine any logic

on the basis of which the

aliens chose those places.

And discover their next

probable objective.

- I'll try it.

- If we succeed, I

have decided to prepare

an atomic ambush for the aliens.

- Maybe we wanted to die

because we felt old

and out of date.

- Oh no!

130 isn't old for a robot.

And we're still very

bright and shiny.

I think it was because I

wanted to have children.

- Great integrated circuits.

What's that thing?

Look Tilly, a

prehistoric cave robot.

- I've never seen

anything so ugly!

- I say creatures like

this shouldn't be allowed

to run around loose.

They ought to be kept in zoos.

- Now Tilt, that's

just prejudice.

He has as much right

to activate as we have.

Even if his tin is

a different color.

- The situation is desperate.

The government consists of men

who are completely

unimaginative.

So if we want the

world to survive,

we have to do the job ourselves.

Our chief hope lies

in Sean and Bridgette.

They've been studying the

structure of Enthirium

for many years, but their

reasons for doing so

are highly personal

and couldn't properly

be defined as scientific.

[men laughing]

- As far as that

goes, we had some help

from a boxer by

the name of Norman.

And a gambler

called Dirk Laramie.

Both of whom are now

playing innocent.

- My illusion was to

the case of the 128 tons

of synthetic gold.

The quantity which could

easily have destroyed

the economic equilibrium

of the entire world.

Had it ever reached

the open market.

- 128 tons of synthetic gold?

- 128 tons, that's right.

The scandal didn't

die down for years,

but unfortunately

I had no choice,

but to withdraw from politics.

- Now just a minute professor,

we weren't only thinking

of ourselves, you know.

- We planned things so that

our friends would also...

- Get in trouble with you?

That's all water

under the bridge.

What counts is

that our whole team

has been reformed once more.

And now let's get

back to the enthirium.

How far did you get

with your research?

- We completed the analysis

of its molecular structure.

- If we'd add a few more months,

we would have been

able to synthesize it

under laboratory conditions.

- That's excellent.

Now you have to continue.

You must find a weak point

in the molecular structure

of enthirium, that

would lead to its

disintegration and destruction.

Do you think you can do it?

- Well, we can always try.

- Just tell me what

equipment you need

and you can start

work right away.

- Well, we can use

your old laboratory,

but there's one essential

item that you haven't got.

- A few grams of enthirium.

- If that's all you

need, there's no problem.

- This container

holds pure enthirium.

You can imagine how

difficult it was to come by.

- Then we're all set.

- Professor, what are the

rest of us supposed to do?

- For the moment,

your duty is to ensure

the safety of Sean

and Bridgette.

- You didn't need space

pilot like us to do that?

- Of course not, but you

can't really go into action

until we have a suitable weapon.

Our space feed has already

tried using conventional weapons

against these aliens, atomic

canons, lasers, and so on,

but they've been quite useless.

At the moment, we are

in the same condition

as the ignorant Savage

who tries to attack

a nuclear tank with

a bow and arrow.

[spacecraft engine resonating]

[electronic beeping]

- Send a message to Koble,

to accelerate the

preparation of cargo vessels.

At the rate we're going

we'll soon have goods

to fill at least 10.

- Yes sir.

- Check the surrounding

area on the monitor

to see if there's any

activity on the part

of the indigenous troops.

- Instructions followed.

- What's that?

I just felt the contact

with an alien brain.

A very powerful one.

Strange, it's the first time

this happened on this planet.

[groaning]

[tense music]

- Perhaps I wanted to die

because you were

getting too friendly

with that "Speak

your weight" machine.

- Isn't that just like a woman?

- Now don't pull

macho stuff with me.

You male chauvinist robot.

- I didn't mean it like that.

It's just that if you

get jealous every time

I wink at a cute calculator...

- Who said anything

about jealousy?

It's a question of

robots' dignity.

- Have it your way but

let's not argue about it.

- I'm not arguing, you

are the one who's arguing.

- Careful, you don't make

those holes too deep.

Otherwise the

electromagnetic discharge

won't be violent enough.

[upbeat music]

- Listen Tilly, I've

written a poem for you.

Wanna hear it?

It's called "passion

in a printed circuit".

[upbeat music]

- Damn it [mumbles]

It has no effect,

another failure.

[tense music]

- There's been a reduction

in the aliens' activities.

They stopped taking

prisoners after Japan.

It could mean they

run out of space.

- And they've decided to

return to their own planets.

- Unfortunately, it's a

most probable hypothesis

because in all likelihood they

will return in greater force.

And we are still defenseless.

There's absolutely nothing

we can do to stop them.

- Sean and Bridgette

are continuing with

their experiments,

but they haven't had

any positive results.

Well, I'm gonna take some

food to the boys outside.

They must be starving.

- Be sure to give

them an equal ration.

- I know, you know, Holly,

he'd never dreamed of accepting

preferential treatment

over the other.

- I was really

thinking more of Dirk.

Would he accept it?

- Get it through

your head uncle,

between Dirk and

me, it's all over.

Here, come and give me a hand.

[tense music]

[woman screaming]

- I think I heard a scream.

- I didn't.

You probably got an overloaded

imagination circuit.

- Hey Bob, hurry.

- I got you, sir.

- Not to me you fool, to him.

- Oh yes, him.

[foreign language]

- Have you guys gone crazy?

If we had the time, I'd call

you before a court martial.

[murmuring]

- Be quiet.

Can you hear that noise,

that sounded like a scream?

- Perhaps it was her brain

I felt that contact with,

but there is no way to tell

until she regains consciousness.

- Go and capture the others.

- A stroll in the

woods is very romantic,

but I wish you'd

stroll a little faster.

- Come on.

- Why don't we curve

our names on a tree?

You know, hearts.

- No, we can't do that because

a tree is a living thing,

and the law of robotics

won't let robots

damage living things.

- We can only damage each other

like the way you

hurt me by flirting

with that automatic

shoe polisher.

- Me?

With the short machine?

Never.

- Shhh!

What's that?

Someone's coming.

- Tilt, I'm frightened.

They must be the aliens.

- Cut out your anxiety

circuits and keep calm.

I'll protect you.

- Oh, Tilt.

[upbeat music]

How rude!

They didn't even look at us.

- There must be some reason.

I'll process the data on

my probability computer.

We better warn the others.

Come on.

- Yes, you're right.

Let's go.

- They're here, they're here!

- Who's here?

Who do you mean, Tilly?

- The extraterrestrial.

- You don't mean the aliens?

- Yes, we just saw them in

the woods coming this way.

- Quick Tilt, you better

go and warn the others.

Tell them Tilly you and

I are waiting back here.

- I'm on my way.

- Open fire when I

give you the order!

- The hero was taking

command of the operation.

All right men, fire!

[laser-gun resonating]

[banging]

[swords clanking]

- Advance to the rear.

Strategic withdrawal.

Let's get out of here.

- We're in real trouble, Holly.

We can't hold them up very long.

- Listen you two, go

and warn the professor.

- Okay, come on Tilly.

- Fall back quick.

To the house!

- Professor, the alien

invaders are overwhelming

our defending forces.

- I'm aware of it.

- Holly wants to know

what they should do?

- I think you'd better

warn Sean and Bridgette.

[upbeat music]

[woman screaming in background]

[female laughing in background]

[groaning]

- I can feel that

person searching again

and it's not the girl.

It's a brain of

great intelligence.

- [mumbles]

[explosives exploding]

- Well, the bombs hardly

even slow them down.

[swords clanking]

- Aha!

- Hey you guys, I just found

out that they're Androids

and Androids are

nearly invulnerable.

Yeah, But with this sword I

was able to knock out eight.

That means we finally got a

weapon we can fight them with.

- Everyone take these pills.

- It's an interesting

device, this sword.

I wonder what the principle...

[body thudding floor]

- Tilt, I'm frightened.

- Don't worry, darling.

They're Androids,

didn't you hear?

They're only programmed

to capture humans?

You see, they're not

even aware of us.

We're perfectly safe.

- There's no trace of

life in these bodies.

They've auto-destructed.

Give the information

to Lord Kes.

- Auto destructed, yet I

still sense the presence

of that other brain.

Put the brain lock on

her and set her free.

She will be our weapon.

Return aboard.

[robot squeaking]

- We got away with

it Professor Murray.

Thanks to Sean and Bridgette

with those pills of theirs,

that made everybody look dead.

We fooled them.

- They went away because

they thought we were dead,

but those creatures

aren't human.

They're Androids.

- I saw the evidence

with my own eyes.

One of them broke in two

and he was all filled with

gears and wires and

electronic stuff.

- So they're Androids!

That means be life is

relatively rare on their world.

- Norman has succeeded

in getting hold

of one of their weapons.

I feel sure that

if I analyze it,

I could make copies of it.

And even find a

lead to the secret

of anti-enthirium.

- Back to the lab then

and get on with it.

- Right.

- Come on Bridgette.

- I too have a little

surprise for the invaders.

If it works, it may be the

answer to our problems.

Now I have to concentrate.

[tense music]

- Section one?

- All clear sir.

- Section two?

- All clear sir

- Someone is preventing our

lift off with a telepathic net.

It's quite incredible

to find such a brain on a planet

at this stage of evolution.

I can't believe it.

- I feel brain-active.

His normal capacity is much

superior to what mine is.

What I don't understand is,

he's capable of destroying me,

but he's probing

very profoundly.

With every possible precaution.

His mental pause are

most frightening.

I'm trying to hold on.

No.

[groaning]

[sighing]

I did it,

he's withdrawn.

- Yes?

- Boss, listen

carefully partner,

I have discovered an

incredible thing here.

One of these earth people has

a mental force similar to ours.

After making our

collection of samples,

I prepared for departure,

but a telepathic net is keeping

me blocked on the ground.

- Erase his mind and return.

- Pity!

What an opportunity to

dominate the galaxy.

If we sold slaves like this,

we could destroy our

competition and control

the entire market.

- With one, how?

- Analyzing his mental powers.

I could construct

a brain Pattern

and imprint it on

similar brains.

As soon as the ships arrive,

I'll send you some samples.

- All right, go ahead.

- Thank you boss.

- Set for generating units, sir.

- What are our losses?

- 18 seriously damaged.

Considering large number

of slaves connected.

Minimum required

reduplicative 50.

- Oh, look Sean.

Look at this.

There's a new reaction.

- Yes.

- Come and see

- Hold on a second.

- Listen, it's important.

Look at this,

a positive reaction, see.

It works at last.

- Yes.

It's turning into

a massive molecule.

It's anti-enthirium.

- You're right,

It's anti-enthirium.

[both cheering]

We got it at last!

- That moon reminds me of

the time when you and I

used to cool like doves,

the way Tilt and Tilly

are doing right now.

- Okay, okay, forget it.

- Who gave you that?

Your toy soldier?

- It's none of your business.

[explosives exploding]

- Ah! The anti-enthirium!

- It's unstable.

- Another failure.

- We don't have a hope.

- You don't give the impression

that you're really very

worried about all this.

Hmm?

You know something,

I've never stopped

thinking about you

in all these years, Irene.

- Let's have a look

at the laboratory.

- All right, whatever you say.

- Yes, but this down there

it makes me feel a bit rusty.

- That's all in your mind.

- You found the

correct path at least.

- Sure, the only trouble is

if we can't make the

anti-enthirium stable,

it will kill us.

- Keep your chin up, Bridgette

I was so happy.

I thought we'd done it at last.

- What was all that noise?

How's a guy supposed

to sleep in this joint?

- I see you've been playing

with fireworks again.

- Without a barrier...

- These flesh and

blood creatures

certainly go at

things the hard way.

- You're right.

They managed to

discover anti-enthirium

then start shorting

their circuits

because they can't make

the compound stable.

- But any compound

can be made stable.

Even a pocket

calculator knows that.

- Why don't we try to do it?

- You go ahead.

I was never very well

programmed in chemistry.

- All right, we'll do a

quick spectrographic analysis

and then we just have to

raise the critical temperature

by adding a little

pinch of this.

- Are you sure it will work?

- If not, we'll all go together.

- Hey, those two robots,

look what they're doing.

- Oh my God!

They're gonna kill us all!

- Hit the gym!

- Undercover!

- Keep your head down, man.

- You see less than 1%

antimony and the compound

has become stable.

- Oh Tilt, you're so clever.

I would have tried to do it

but the inverse infinity ratio.

- Standard with antimony!

- He's found the the answer.

It doesn't explode.

- Tilt is an experienced...

- The anti-enthirium is stable?

Splendid work.

Now there's a chance for us.

- My compliments.

- Hey, keep your

hands to yourself.

That was great work kids.

I'm really proud of you.

Terrific!

- I can understand

your enthusiasm.

It's more than justified.

And my compliments to our

robot researchers too.

But now we must start

to prepare a plan

for the destruction

of the alien enemy.

Before we can accomplish this,

we must possess a large

quantity of anti-enthirium,

which Sean and Bridgette

can synthesize tonight,

all ready for Holly to

bring out to the base.

- But they'll arrest me.

- They'll give you

a medal, I'll bet.

[upbeat music]

- We can't manage to fit out

more than five space fighters.

That's the most our technicians

will have time to prepare.

- That'll be enough

provided we're able

to utilize the surprise factor.

- Right now, you'd

better get some rest.

You will have to be

in top form tomorrow.

We'll attack as soon as

the ship is fitted out.

[laser-gun resonating]

- Good one, we can

capture him at last.

[upbeat music]

- What's happening?

- We've got to

sound the alarm

wake everybody up.

Wait a minute, that reminds me.

Now I remember why we

wanted to commit suicide.

- All right, let's hear it.

Not that I have much faith

in your memory anymore.

- Anyway, we wanted

to commit suicide

because we could

never go to sleep.

- I knew it.

What a silly idea.

I've never felt the slightest

desire to go to sleep.

It's just a waste of time.

- No, it isn't.

I remember that

you wanted to sleep

so you could dream about me

and you persuaded me that

we should commit suicide

because if you

couldn't dream about me

your whole life had no meaning

and I wanted to dream

about you that's why...

- I'm going back to the base.

- The attack is set

for tomorrow morning

with only five ships

it's a hopeless mission.

- Lieutenant Carerra,

the aliens have captured

Professor Murray.

- What?

- I got sidetracked and

forgot to sound the alarm,

- Sound the alarm, why?

What's wrong?

- Tilt just said that the aliens

have captured Professor Murray.

- And Irene too,

she was acting real funny

like she was hypnotized

and just trailing after them.

- They'll be in that ship.

Come on, let's go.

- One moment everyone.

What are you gonna

fight them with?

Your fists and your feet.

Come to the laboratory

and get your weapons.

I've fitted your

old space suits with

a flexible alloy

made of enthirium.

- I've also made a

number of swords,

some of the ones the

aliens use, but better.

- Look at that chest.

- With these, all you have

to do is touch the Androids

and they'll be

irreparably damaged.

- You've done a great job Sean.

[upbeat music]

Just like child athletes,

when it was just

a frail weakling.

- What's that?

- The hero's death.

- I oughta challenge

you to a deal for that.

- Come on, make it snappy.

We have to hurry.

[upbeat music]

- Why did you want

to start out alone?

We should have waited

for the others.

[upbeat music]

- The aliens are

taking the professor

aboard their spaceship.

We have to do something.

- Yeah we do, like run away.

Tilt, let's get out of here.

I'm frightened.

- There's nothing

to be afraid of,

they're not programmed

to recognize us.

They can't even see us.

- Well, this one must

have the wrong program.

- So long.

- No, hold on Tilly.

Where are you going?

Wait!

Aaargh!

These robot women.

[upbeat music]

[laser-gun resonating]

- Tilt, Tilt, they got me!

I think I'm dying.

Tilt!

[groaning]

[groaning]

- Tilt, I'll go and

look for my uncle.

You lead the entrance.

Here take this.

- All right, but...

[gurgling]

- What's happening?

Are you all right?

Something's happened to Tilly.

I've lost

psycho-contact with her

whenever this occurs,

all my programs zero out

and I can't move anymore.

- Wait, here.

- I have no choice.

- Uncle.

- What are you waiting here for?

Why don't we attack?

- Calm down, we

got here too late.

There's no way for us to

get inside the ship now,

unless of course someone

inside opens the hatch.

- But Irene's in there.

She might be in danger.

- Tilly is our only hope.

If we manage to reactivate her,

she can put us in

contact with Tilt.

- Norman, you are the only one

who knows how robots operate.

- There's nothing

to worry about.

I'll put her right in a flash.

- But why don't we

attack right away?

- Don't you understand?

We have to wait.

Didn't you hear?

- Of course, loud and clear.

- Uncle,

Uncle.

Wake up, uncle.

- Where are we?

- The aliens kidnapped you

and brought you to

their spaceship.

We have to get out of here.

Come on.

- I don't know if I can make

it, how did it ever happen?

- I'll explain later.

Come on.

- You are connected to Android

Captain of cargo fleet

in arrival Lord Kes.

- Prepare storage space.

You'll probably

need accommodation

for over one million slaves.

Let me know when

you're ready to load.

- We will follow your orders.

- Tilt!

- There, that's it.

- Tilt, where are you?

- Where are you, Tilt?

- Let's get her back.

There you go.

- Good girl.

- Come on everybody, quick.

Irene and the

professor are in here.

Hurry!

- Here we are Tilt,

we're coming.

- Sir the instruments

show native activity

outside the vessel.

- Follow order 24B.

Destroy natives.

Use nuclear on the [mumbles]

- Wait outside Tilly.

- Hurry everyone.

Inside, quick!

Come on, hurry!

- Something's strange here sir,

the natives seem

to have gone now.

- Hurry, uncle.

You must try hard.

We have to get to the exit.

Come on.

- You go ahead Irene,

I can't go any further.

[groaning]

- Uncle!

[upbeat music]

[female screaming in background]

[female laughing in background]

- I can't go on.

- Uncle!

- Leave me alone Irene, go on.

- He's found me again.

The power of his

mind is awesome.

[groaning with pain]

- Lord Kes, several

humans have succeeded

in entering our vessel

armed with enthirium swords.

We need reinforcements.

- I'll deal with it at once.

- Look out, uncle.

[swords clanking]

[door rattling]

[resonating music]

- Professor, Professor Murray.

Professor Murray.

Professor!

[resonating music]

[men shouting]

[swords clanking]

- Morning, I've sealed off

the slave compartments, sir.

- Blast it.

- Are you all right, professor?

We must get out of here.

We're in danger.

They can't hold out much longer.

Professor!

They're pretty delicate

these Androids, huh?

Let's go before

some more arrive.

- Professor Murray,

you're safe, thank goodness!

But where's Irene?

- They've locked her

in that room there.

See if you can get her out.

I just can't manage it.

- Poor deluded fools.

I'll teach you to rebel

against a new master,

you will all die

in atrocious agony.

- I can feel that mind again.

Do what you can.

I have to get away.

- Get him out of here, quickly!

- The temperature

is rising rapidly.

- Quick, quick!

Head for the door everyone.

Or we'll all be burned alive.

Retreat!

- Thank goodness we're

together again, Tilt!

- Irene, Irene.

[upbeat music]

Irene,

can you hear me?

- Irene do you feel my mind?

Yes, I can sense that you do.

Now relax.

Drive all thought

from your mind.

Concentrate.

Concentrate.

Because if we unite

our mental energy,

we may be able to open the door.

The controls here operate

on telepathic command.

Think strongly along with me.

Open

- Open.

- Open, open.

- Open, open, open.

- Open

- Quick, we're getting

ready to lift off.

They've started the reactors.

- Irene and I, will go

back to the laboratory.

Perhaps we can be

of some use there.

Come along, Tilt and

Tilly, come with us.

- Let's go.

- Where's Norman?

- Hey, get away from the ship.

- I just made it, Hunter.

- You sure did!

[spacecraft roaring]

- Look at her go.

She's huge, gigantic.

Quick, we gotta go after

her in the fighters.

To the base.

- Commander, commander.

Our hyper radar is

signaling the approach

of a fleet of alien vessels.

The computer has

analyzed their course

and they are heading for a

rendezvous with a flying saucer.

- Did you hear that Flanagan?

There are more aliens.

Let's get the first bunch now

we'll get rid of them before

their friends come and help.

- Halt!

- I'm Lieutenant Carrera.

I order you to let us pass.

My men and I have to launch

a fighter attack at once

on the alien vessel.

- And I order you to follow me.

You're under arrest.

- Arrest?

Not before I speak

with commander Barr.

- Impossible.

At the moment, Commander

Barr is on a mission.

[punches thudding]

- Quick, we haven't

got a second to lose.

[spacecrafts roaring]

- I have 16 cargo

vessels with me.

There are native

fighters on our screen,

so I'm awaiting

your instructions.

- Get ready to attack,

there are just two, and

they can't be dangerous.

The planet isn't able to,

they are only barbarians.

They have no weapons

against enthirium.

Destroy them.

[rocket engine roaring]

- Flanagan, the anti-enthirium

doesn't help us at all.

They're traveling at

such a high velocity

that our shots don't

even reach them.

- What do you think we

should do now, commander?

I suggest we return

to the station.

- I'll try one more attack.

If it fails, we'll

go back to base.

Matrix for attack outline,

1820, attack potential, two.

Very good sir.

- Follow it.

- Look out Commander,

you've got one on your tail.

- Destroy it!

- Yes sir.

[aircrafts exploding loudly]

- I've been hit!

[upbeat music]

- Flanagan and

Barr have been hit.

Now it's up to us

and it'll be tough.

- Let me go ahead, Dirk, I

want to avenge my commander.

- I really wouldn't.

Okay, go ahead.

- It's suicide Dirk.

We'll never manage to do it.

Their velocity is

superior to ours.

- They're going into battle.

- We must do

something to help them

or they don't have a chance.

- Of course there's one

way I might help out.

All of the aliens are

concentrated in sector M.

If I could get my

concentration back again,

I think I could

manage to interfere

with their power drives,

and slow down their

propulsor engines.

Putting our fleet on an

equal footing with the aliens

but only for a minute.

[tense music]

- There they are,

straight ahead.

- Attention please,

this is base calling.

You can get it the enemy now.

Professor Murray is slowing down

their drive system

with telepathy.

[aircrafts exploding loudly]

- Sean, Bridgette

there's another formation

of aliens on your tail.

- Holly, there are

two more beside you.

- I got their range.

I'm right on top of them.

They're all mine.

- Look out, you're

going too far.

- You missed him!

Look out, he's gonna get you.

[groaning in pain]

- There's another

closing in on you, Sean.

- Where is he?

I can't look at him, Bridgette

- Don't you worry,

I'll take care of it.

I got him Sean, you see that?

Buckle on everyone,

there are more coming.

- Watch out, you don't eat

the crap with the prisoners.

We'll have to try

to force it to land.

Holly, be careful.

There's one after you.

- I'll force you to

land you bastards.

[beeping]

- We must retreat sir,

we only have two craft left.

- Sacrifice them.

Crash dive into those

native fighters.

Yes, Lord Kes.

- Look out Holly,

there are two of them

homing in on you.

- I've been hit.

This is Holly.

Holly here.

I've been hit.

They're following me.

- Hold tight Holly.

I'm on my way.

- Even in the great

days of Hollywood,

no movies star ever died,

so heroically.

[aircraft exploding loudly]

- Sean, Bridget

they are all yours.

- Okay Dirk, we'll follow them.

- Sean, they are

outdistancing us.

We have to increase velocity.

- Sean, Bridget, I've eliminated

the remaining saucers here,

but I don't see

you on the radar.

Where are you?

- We're right

on his tail Dirk.

We won't give up as he goes

to the end of the universe.

[large explosion]

[soothing piano music]

- You survived.

- Yeah.

- You're alive.

- Yeah.

- Listen, I...

- Uh-ah!

Don't try it.

- What?

- Your eyes.

I learned everything

about that from my uncle.

- Oh Irene, I couldn't

hypnotize you.

Honest.

- You already have.

[soothing piano music]

Uh-ah!

- Tilly, I finally remembered

why we wanted to commit suicide.

- Really Tilt?

- Yes, because you could

never prove your love

by going all the way with me.

- That's right,

now I remember too.

But what do we do now?

Commit suicide again?

- But there's no need.

I can make some

little design changes,

adjust a few details,

and you can prove your

love like any other people.

Simple.

- Lord Kess of Koba is offering

Soul Three today.

I hardly need say, that this

is a remarkable opportunity.

A planet teaming with

every sort of life,

animal life, plant

life, and human life.

Slaves of every color,

10 billion slaves,

all strong and healthy like

these two samples Kess of Koba

has brought us along with him.

- 100 million credits.

- 200 million.

- My Lords, this

planet is unique.

Therefore,

the starting price is

300 million credits.

It's worth more than that.

Over 10 billion human

slaves just waiting

until they're captured.

- 600 million credits.

- 600 million credits.

Lord Gad of Tokol has

made a generous offer.

- Very generous offer.

I concede ownership

of Soul Three.

I hope you enjoy it.

You get 50%

[voiceover]

But what can you do

with all that money?

- The agreement was 50%

, plus the prisoners.

As for all that money.

- I think I'd like to get a

nice little planet of our own.

- Ladies and gentlemen the...

[smooth flute music]