Squatters (2014) - full transcript

[♪]

[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

[DOG BARKING]

[KELLY SIGHS]

Is there any water?
No.

You got any weed?
No.

We should try
and score though.

I'm hungry.

Well, let's hit the dumpsters
behind Flake.

Mook, wake up, man.

Let's go.



[OBJECTS RATTLING]

No! What the fuck?

Wait. What are you--?

[BELL DINGING]

Hey, do you guys
sell phone cards?

We do.

One?
Sorry, the international one.

[♪]

Here you go.

Hey, he's stealing!

Hey!
Hey, you little punk!

Hey.

Fuck you, man!
You little fucker! You with him?

No.
You are.



No!
Come here, you bitch! Hey!

♪ All my doors are boarded up
But you are breaking me down ♪

♪ There was nothing but

♪ The sound of feet
On the ground ♪

All right, what do you say?

B.V., you like those, I know.

Hey, can I have
a cigarette?

Not healthy.
MOOK: Banana.

Banana.
MOOK: Yeah.

[JONAS COUGHS]

Eat up, eat up.

BOY:
All right.

Oh, hey, the drum circle's
tonight, remember?

KELLY: Fuck, yeah.
It's gonna be dope.

GIRL: Fuck, yeah.
Al said he'll give us some acid.

How much?
It's not about the money.

We work on a barter system.

Like jacking that
chick's purse yesterday?

Bitch, you step off.
Don't call me a bitch.

Chill.
What's your problem?

Don't say
I'm gonna steal the purse.

Everybody chill.
Al owes me a favor.

That's why he's hooking us
the tabs, okay? That's it.

I got you this.

That's sweet.

Thank you.
It's just a fucking cake.

I know.

[♪]

[ELECTRONIC MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

[PEOPLE CHATTERING
IN DISTANCE]

Where are you going?

One man's trash is another
man's treasure, my friend.

Especially if that one man
is a rich prick.

[KRIEF'S "PERFECT BODIES"
PLAYING]

♪ Woman on your last breath

♪ Hear this

♪ I don't expect you
To confess ♪

♪ To starting fires

♪ Blessed with
Perfect bodies ♪

♪ Settled down

♪ And hoping for
A loved life ♪

♪ I will

♪ I will

♪ Call out

♪ Your name

♪ How can I believe now?

♪ When my friends

♪ Have placed their lives
On idle growth ♪

♪ And lost trends

♪ My one and only love

♪ She said she's got to kill

I can't believe
we're leaving tonight at 9.

You don't have to clean until
the Saturday before we get back.

GEORGIA: But that's four weeks.
EVELYN: Exactly.

It's okay. Terrence and me
watch the house.

I know you will.

Remember to set the alarm
before you leave.

You remember the code?
GEORGIA: Yes, Mrs. Evelyn.

But sometimes
you change it.

[♪]

EVELYN:
The first four numbers
of the address, backwards.

GEORGIA:
Okay.

If you have any problem,
call Bob Needleman.

He'll get ahold of us.
Yes, Mrs. Evelyn. I call him.

[BOTH SPEAK IN SPANISH]

Bye.

[ENGINE STARTS]

There she goes, Jonas.

Make a fucking move.

[♪]

[GRUNTING]

Fuck.

[PANTING]

Fuck.

[DOG BARKING]

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Everybody can
go fuck themselves.

EVELYN:
If you have any problem,
call Bob Needleman.

[♪]

Holy shit.

EVELYN:
David?

Can't wait to get on the plane
and have a pinot grigio.

Oh.

[CLATTERING]

What is that?

[♪]

[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]

Oh, fuck.

[♪]

Wow, she's fucked up
totally, man.

You're gonna get lucky tonight.
What's up, Goldilocks?

You know where
you're sleeping tonight?

You're sleeping with me!

Kelly. What's up?

Hey asshole--
What the fuck, man?

I said I'd be back.

No, you didn't.

I did. I wrote it
on your left arm.

Your other left.

Oh. Whatever. I-- Oh.

[ALL LAUGHING]

Come on. Whoa.
Unh.

What the fuck's she on, man,
huh? What you on?

Who's this?
Who, me? I'm her brother, man.

You her brother?
JONAS: Yeah.

We gotta get out of here.
Where you going?

San Diego, bro.
Come on.

Where's the fire?
Stick around.

No, I can't.
We gotta get this ride.

Leave her with us.
Trade for some meth.

Yeah, that sound good to me.
JONAS: Hey!

What the--?

Big mistake.

Fuck-- Fucking white boy!

Piece of shit!
Get back!

I'm gonna fucking kill you!

Come on, Kelly. Come on.
KELLY: I don't feel so--

[COUGHS]

Fucking dead, white boy!
MAN 1: Come on, motherfucker.

MAN 2:
Don't come back to Venice, ever!
Or you dead!

[GRUNTS]

Hello?

What do you think?

Where are we?

Pacific Palisades.

How did you find this place?

Wasn't easy.

[CLEARS THROAT]

It's, uh--

It's--
Fucking beautiful. Right?

Yeah.

Well, it's ours,
for, like, a month.

What?

Ha, ha!

Jackpot.

This guy's got some taste.

You want a drink?

Sure.

[LIQUID POURING]

Look, here's the family.

The whole family.

The kids are, like, our age.

[♪]

Here.

Try that.

All right, so her,

that's Evelyn, she's the one
I saw in the parking lot.

And that's her husband.

David.

How do you know his name?
It's here.

Hm.

You know this is one of the most
expensive liquors in the world?

Enjoy it.

[SCOFFS]

Should we be doing this?
I mean, it's their house.

Tonight,

we don't worry.

About what?
Aw... About anything.

We're not gonna worry about
what we're gonna eat,

where we'll sleep,

who's got drugs, how we're gonna
make money, where the cops are.

Not tonight.

Tonight, we celebrate.

Sounds good.

Cheers.

Oh, that's gross.

Gross?

It's cognac. It's the nicest
shit you can buy.

It tastes like shit.

What would you prefer?

A nice, cheap whiskey
or something?

Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

Wow.

They have everything.

That's what I'm hoping.

Wow, that's so cool.

Wow, that telescope's probably
worth a grand, alone.

Wow, look at that bathtub.

You should go for it, man.

What?
Take a bath. It looks awesome.

Why not?

I'm gonna look around
and make some food

and some drinks.

Go on, go for it.
Okay.

[VANCOUVER SLEEP CLINIC'S
"VAPOUR" PLAYING]

[FAUCET RUNNING]

♪ This ship was only
Ever built ♪

♪ To fall apart

♪ The oceans
That we couldn't cross ♪

♪ The London Bridge
Is caving in ♪

♪ Cities melt into my skin

♪ It's looking thin

♪ Where my heart is
There's never a home ♪

♪ These wooden doors
Are closed ♪

♪ And this prison's cold

♪ In my glory bowing out
To the crowd ♪

Holy...

♪ Returning to the ground

Boy, Happiest Family
in the Universe

goes to these fucks.
Jesus Christ.

All right. Ah.

[CHUCKLES]

Tricky, tricky.

David.

Silverman.

Evelyn.

Shit.

Ah...

Interesting.

[♪]

JONAS: Hey.
Hey.

Dude, you're not gonna believe
the shit I found downstairs.

Awesome.

I'll be out in a minute.

Just feels
really good in here.

Cool.

I am gonna figure you out.

[♪]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS THEN SIGHS]

[GASPS]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

I've got good news
and even better news.

Jesus.

How'd you do that?

What do you think?

[CHUCKLES]

You look rich.
Heh.

Feel like it.

Found money.

Seriously,
how'd you do that?

Bet you didn't think
I could look like this.

Did you think
you could look like this?

Honestly, no.

But feels pretty good.

[♪]

It looks pretty good.

You're next.
No.

Come on, you have to.
Why?

All right, fine.
I'll do it.

Just...

go watch TV or something.
Okay.

And don't come in here.
I won't.

[♪]

Video.

TV.

Home movies.

No way.

[♪]

Hello.

Welcome home, little baby.
Everybody meet our son,

Michael Silverman.
Yay.

[EVELYN LAUGHING]

EVELYN: Isn't he cute?
DAVID: You meet him too.

DAVID:
Can you say,
"Happy Halloween"?

BOTH:
Happy Halloween.

DAVID:
Ready to get some candy?

EVELYN:
Are you guys ready
to get some candy?

Come on, you guys look great.

[LAUGHS]

Hi.
GRANDFATHER: Hi, Dave.

Hi, son.

Hi.

Ready? Try to hit it.

Yeah! Ha-ha-ha!

Are you kidding?

Ha-ha-ha. You're a natural.
Do you realize that?

You're gonna be famous
and rich. You're so good.

[DAVID SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

DAVID:
Okay, Mr. Silverman,
Mr. College Graduate.

What's next?

Well, Mr. Silverman,

I think the next step
would be graduate school.

But not right away.

You have all the time
in the world.

Three, two, one.

It's a video camera, Dad.
Ha-ha-ha!

JONAS:
What you watching?

Whoa. Jonas.

Found the suit upstairs.
Turns out I'm a 40 regular.

You look amazing.

Thanks.

Let's go out.
What?

Come on.

[♪]

Hang on.
Why?

[ENGINE REVVING]

Oh, my God!

[LAUGHING]

Jonas, why here?
We shouldn't be here.

Relax.

No one is gonna
recognize us.

Come on, look at us.

Relax, you'll be fine.

[MAN SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]

For two?
Yes, sir, si. Thank you.

Right this way, please.

[JAZZ MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

Enjoy.

Every night, when we would
hit the market next door,

I'd see these
people in here.

I'd see what they'd order

and see them drinking
their fine wine.

Damn it, that's what
we're gonna have tonight.

Yeah.

Fuck, I always wanted
to eat here.

WAITER: Good evening.
Hello.

Have you been here
before?

No.

Oh, may I suggest for you
the tasting menu?

Is that what they're having?

WAITER:
No, they're having
a special menu

prepared by the chef.

Okay, we'll have
that as well.

Also comes with
excellent wine pairings.

Great, we'll have the same.

Absolutely, sir.
You will be beyond satisfied.

That's what we want.

Are you crazy?

I swear that guy is famous--

For fuck's sake,
people are gonna--

What? People are gonna stare?
Yeah.

They're gonna talk?
Yeah.

They're gonna arrest you?
Yes.

Right. For what?

You don't get it, do you?
We've got all the markings.

We've got the fine cars
and the fine clothes.

Yeah, but they
didn't steal it.

Yeah, they did.

Because if they didn't
work for it, they stole it.

What?

Please,
just try and relax.

Just enjoy it,
like they do.

Okay.

Hey.

It's funny.

I've got $1000 right here
in my pocket.

I want you to hang onto it.
No.

Come on, hold it.
Why?

When was the last time you
held 1000 bucks in your hand?

[MONEY RUSTLES]

Come on, feels good,
doesn't it?

[CHUCKLES]

[♪]

That was the best meal
I ever had.

It was pretty good.
What?

If that wasn't the best meal
you ever had,

then who the fuck are you?

Fine, the best meal ever.

It was, right?

Yeah.

[CHUCKLES]

[WHISPERS]
Shh. Keep it down.

[PLAYING MELANCHOLY TUNE]

That's beautiful.

It's this thing
my dad used to play.

Sounds sad.

Would you prefer this?

[PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE]

Yeah, yeah!
Right on!

Shit.
Get the lights.

[♪]

[INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO
CHATTER]

[CAR PULLS AWAY]

[WHISPERING]
Why did you bring me here?

[WHISPERING]
I had to.

Those guys,
they could've fucked you up.

You could've left me
on the boardwalk or something.

I could've.

You didn't.

No.

So why?

[♪]

What, you want me
to spell it out for you?

I can take care of you.

I like taking care of you.

I don't need you
to take care of me.

I can take care of myself.

[♪]

[IN NORMAL VOICE]
No, Jonas.
No, stop. Get off.

I can't.

[IN NORMAL VOICE]
What the hell?

Thought you wanted to fuck.
I don't want to fuck.

I'm sorry.

I don't know
what's wrong with me.

[SIGHS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

DAVID:
All right, ready?
Do it again. Ready?

EVELYN:
Whoo!

DAVID:
Great effort.

Great job waiting for it.
EVELYN: Ha-ha-ha.

No splashing Mommy.

DAVID:
It's day one, guys.
We got a whole summer.

EVELYN:
Go, go, go!
Stephanie, get it! Yeah!

Go! Whoo! Ha-ha-ha.

Not bad.
Not bad.

EVELYN: That was pretty good.
DAVID: He didn't get you.

MICHAEL:
No.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

[♪]

Oh, shit.

JONAS:
Hey.

Stay back.

Who is it?
I don't know.

Okay.

Hey. Just go along
with whatever I say.

KELLY: Okay.
JONAS: Don't fuck this up.

Hey. Sorry, you scared me.

Yeah, I gotta get
into the garage.

Sorry, who are you?

Who am I?

Um, where's Evelyn?

They're on vacation.
We're family.

Oh, yeah?
Yeah.

Evelyn's brother's kids.

We're taking care of the house
while they're away.

Yeah, I forgot. They went
to Greece or something.

Yeah. I'm Sarah.
This is my brother, Adam.

Hi.
Right on. Terrence.

I work for them.
Handyman. Heh, heh.

Totally spaced
that they were gone.

That's cool. Um...

I guess just wash the cars
or whatever

a few days before
they get back.

We don't need anything, right?

Yeah, August, right?
I think so.

Can't remember the date.
It's written down.

Late August sounds right.
All right.

Hey, late August, it is.

See you.
Take it easy.

[♪]

Think that worked?
Yeah.

But what about
the neighbors--

The neighbors
haven't seen us yet,

and they're not going to,
so relax.

I need to start unloading
this stuff.

What stuff?

Stuff. The cars, paintings,
the jewelry.

That's why we're here.

Okay. There's one ring
you can't hock.

It's David's father's ring.

It's the only thing he has
to remember him by.

What's it look like?

It's gold, it's black onyx,
has the initials R.S. on it.

How do you know all this?
The videos.

What videos?
The home videos.

Okay. I need to go
and talk to this guy.

Just promise me?

I won't sell this ring.
I gotta go.

Okay.
I'm just gonna stay here.

Do whatever
the hell you want.

[SIGHS]

[♪]

[LIGHTER CLICKING]

Here you go, man.
For real?

Yeah.

Ha-ha-ha. Holy shit!

What?
What do you think, huh?

What? How did you--?

It's a long, funny story,
my friend.

You a cop or some shit?

This is some Miami Vice
bullshit.

No. Come on, get in.
I wanna talk to you.

Yeah, I'm getting in,
brother. Come on.

Aw, shit.
All right.

Whoo!
Listen up, man.

What's up?

I found a lot of shit
to sell.

Big shit, shit like this.

Where that shit at?
In Malibu.

Gotta see that shit.

Uh-uh. Not yet.
I can't. Gotta lay low.

Look. I wanna give you a cut
of what I sell

if you know somebody
big-time to handle this.

I know somebody.
You know somebody? You sure?

Yeah.
All right, what's he into?

Into coke, but I think
he's in some other shit.

What kind of other shit?
This kind of other shit, man.

All right.

Well, look, can you set it up
for tonight?

Yeah. Yeah.

Get the fuck out of my car.

Set it up for tonight.
Some big-time.

Whoo! This is flashy.
You and me.

You look fly, brother.
Come on!

Tonight, brother.

[♪]

[DOG BARKING]

Hi, Carol.

[CHUCKLES]

Oh, my baby. Oh...

Is that my little girl?
Well, goddamn, look at you.

You look so beautiful.
What's going on? What'd you do?

What'd I do?
I'm just so happy you're home.

Shut up.
What'd you come here for?

To see Mom.

Baby, what--?

Did you get married?
Yeah.

I was gonna invite you, but
it happened so quick. In Maui.

Oh... Hawaii, Wilerd.
Where?

We were climbing
this volcano.

We got to the top,
he proposed, and I said yes.

Right there on top of a volcano.
That's what I said.

What's this one's name?

Michael Silverman.
Michael.

I think you're full of shit.
I don't care.

We sacrificed everything
for you. We raised you.

Yeah, you raised me up,
didn't you, Wilerd?

If you're gonna talk
like that, we'll leave.

WILERD:
It's time you give back a bit.

KELLY: Where's Bobby?
I don't know.

Why, here he is,
here he comes. Bobby!

Hi. Hi, Bobby. Come here.

Hi.

Where have you been?
In L.A.

Really?
Yeah. I just moved into a house.

Come visit soon.
Does it have a pool?

No. But it's close
to the ocean.

Can I go now?
Honey, no.

No, you have
to go to school,

but I'll visit really soon,
okay?

Bobby, get away.

She ain't your real sister.
She's foster trash.

CAROL:
Shut up, Wilerd.
Get on back in the house.

Here. Go have
some fun, okay?

Don't turn into
an asshole like Wilerd.

You heard me, boy!
CAROL: Enough! Get in.

Mom, here.

Oh, no. No.
Buy yourself something nice.

Listen. You know I love you
like you're my own child.

You know that.

Yeah. I gotta go, okay?
I'll come back, okay?

I'll bring Michael.

I want you to meet him,
all right?

Will you do that? Please?
I will, Mom, I swear.

[♪]

Hey.

Well, I set it up.

Selling all of it.
But not the ring.

No, not the ring.

When?

I'm meeting the guy tonight,
so we'll see.

I wanna do this fast.

Scared we're gonna
get busted up here.

Pushing our luck.

Okay.

You can fantasize
that we belong here--

I said okay, all right?

[♪]

This could be it, Kell.

A score this big, it could
change everything for us.

You're really smart, Jonas.

You'll pull it off.

[CRYPTS' "TERRITORIES"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

[PEOPLE WHOOPING]

Who the fuck are you?
Oh, man, we good.

We're here to see Ronald.
Who are you?

I'm Al. Ronald's my man.
I sold him some shit.

And?

No, that's-- Just go ask him.
I'm telling you, he knows me.

I'm coming-- Come on, man.
Come on.

Yeah.

Down there.

♪ Let's show me how
This shines slow, slow ♪

♪ Keep it up to let you know

[PEOPLE CHATTERING
AND LAUGHING]

I can't see him, man.
Straight ahead.

[WOMEN LAUGHING]

GUARD:
You have company.

What's up? It's Al.

Who?

AL:
Sold crack to you on Venice--

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Motherfucker!

Okay.

Who's the suit?
Am I being audited?

That's my man.
Should we roofie him?

AL:
Come on. He's not like that--

My name is Jonas.
I have a lot of items for sale.

Al thought of you.
RONALD: He did?

Well, let's go take
a gander. Eh?

Sunshine.
Let's go gander.

RONALD:
Ladies, your hot,
sugar daddy cock will be back.

So in addition to the Cayenne
there's a 2010 Carrera,

loaded, mint.

And this collection
of watches and jewelry,

some of which are antiques.

Show me the jewels.

I have price evaluations
for these items

and the Kelley Blue Book
on the cars.

Oh, I love it.

It'll look great on you.
Right?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, wait. That--
It's my initials.

[CHUCKLES]

Oh, I simply, absolutely
must have this.

I'll take the whole lot.
How much do you want?

Thirty thousand for the jewels,
70,000 for the cars.

One hundred
thousand dollars.

[LAUGHS]

None of these items will be
reported stolen for a week.

You can clean the cars,

put a fresh coat of paint
on them, triple your money.

Then why don't you
do it yourself?

Because I have bigger business
in Arizona.

I can take one of the cars,
maybe the Carrera--

I want the Carrera.
I love the Carrera.

I'm keeping the Carrera.

I love the German cars.

And I'll give you 50
for the rest.

And if you're a smart
wee laddie,

you'll take it.

I am smart,
so no less than 80.

[♪]

Okay.

But if
you're fucking with me,

if you're lying to me...

Ronald, I wouldn't
bring someone by--

Alistair, do shut up.

I don't know you
from fucking Adam.

I wouldn't let you
suck my dick,

let alone vouch
for this smooth operator.

No, I'm just saying
that he-- All right.

If you fuck with me...

[♪]

I will kill you.

[MIMICS GUN FIRING]

And feed you
to the coyotes.

Do we have a deal?

Yes, sir.

Excellent.

[CRYPTS' "TERRITORIES" PLAYING]

Bravo!

♪ It sucks too hard
Waiting to let you go ♪

How's my hair look?

Nice.

Haven't you ever wanted
to dance

like a 14-year-old
at a sleepover?

Heh. No, man.
RONALD: Well, then, get out!

Sorry.

Get out!

Right.

Okay. To my dad.

He would have been
85 years old today,

and he taught me

all there was to know about

love and loss and...

[♪]

[SIGHS]

DAVID: To Pop.
EVELYN: To Pop.

[UTENSILS CLATTERING]

Stephanie.
What? What, I'm fine. I'm fine.

Stop, Mom. Stop.

Oh, look, there's a camera.

Look, Mom, smile. Smile.
That's enough.

Hey, Steph, you got a little
something on your face.

Michael. Turn it off.
I'm fine. I'm just high.

[♪]

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

[SIGHS]

EVELYN:
Are you going to bless
the meal?

Michael,
turn off the camera.

[♪]

Okay.

Here's a thousand.

Just like that?

There's another 3
when the deal is done.

That's 5 percent.

Look at you, man.

You ain't from the streets.

Heh. What's that mean?

How you know
how to do all this shit?

Might've just got lucky.

So did you, huh?

Word.

So, um, tomorrow at 12.

Yeah.
All right, man.

All right.
Go to work tonight, buddy.

[DOOR OPENS]

EVELYN:
Michael, can you tell the driver

to take my bags upstairs,
please?

[♪]

Michael, did you hear me?

[SNIFFS]

Smells like smoke in here.

Michael, did you let someone
stay here while we were gone?

No.

He wouldn't do
something like that.

What the hell
is going on here?

Will someone call Terrence
and ask him if he stayed over?

He wouldn't do that.

Well, if not him, who?

[FLOORBOARD CREAKS]

DAVID:
Aw... We've been robbed.

EVELYN:
Check my jewelry.

It's gone.

All of it.

EVELYN:
And your father's ring?

DAVID:
It's gone.

[♪]

MICHAEL:
Mom, where's your car?

We've been robbed.

What?

[EVELYN SIGHS]

EVELYN:
Okay.

[♪]

[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

[LE BUTCHERETTES' "NEW YORK"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

♪ The air beneath my legs
Makes you suffocate ♪

♪ The tongue between your mouth
Makes me wanna rinse it out ♪

♪ Rinse it out
Rinse it out ♪

♪ Rinse it out

♪ New York, New York

♪ New York, New York

Hey.

♪ Your taste is dry
Like golden whiskey ♪

♪ Under your hate
It's my time, it's my time ♪

How much to fuck you,
right now?

Huh?
Can't do it, baby.

No?

Come on,
everyone's got a price.

My girl's got a price.

I've got a price.

So what's yours?

Two thousand. Cash.

Done.
Come on, baby.

[INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO
CHATTER]

[♪]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

Oh, fuck.

Shit. Shit.

What happened?
They came home.

I know.
Where the fuck were you?

Where was I?
I was setting shit up.

Too late now, isn't it?

Fuck.

Did you sell the ring?

What ring?
Oh, you did. You bastard.

I didn't sell the ring.
Liar.

I don't give a fuck
about that ring, okay?

I did.

Okay, great. Well,
I don't give a fuck about you.

Pull over.

No, look, I'm sorry--
Pull over.

All right, look, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it.

Fuck you.
I'm sorry!

Just thank God
you weren't pinched.

They're gonna figure it out,
Jonas.

They probably have.

Car's gonna be hot
in less than an hour.

Ditch it.
I can't ditch it.

This is the only thing
I have left in this deal.

I just need to find
another one of these

and change the plates.
That's it.

Change the plates.

[♪]

[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]

[♪]

Order me a coffee.
I'll be back.

I just need to freshen up
a little.

Thanks.

[GRUNTS]

[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]

[♪]

[SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE]

Hi. Could I get one
to see The Kid?

Hi. Sure. Nine dollars.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

[UPBEAT MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

[PROJECTOR WHIRRING
THEN POWERING DOWN]

It's an old print.

They break sometimes.

Yeah.

[♪]

MICHAEL:
Excuse me. Miss.

You don't look like
a big Charlie Chaplin fan.

A fan?

That's a pretty old film.

Yeah.

I didn't think
it would be that sad.

Do I know you
from somewhere?

I don't think so.
I'm Michael.

Kelly.

Hi, Kelly.

Do you drink coffee, Kelly?

Yeah.

But I think I should go.
Please?

Oh, I gotta go--
Come on.

I'll tell you
how the film ends.

[CHUCKLES]

Okay.

Okay?

Come on.

This is really great,
you know?

What?

A beautiful girl went to see
a Charlie Chaplin movie.

What's so great about that?

Girls like you get into bars
without waiting.

They don't go to
old black and white movies

on the big screen
by themselves.

You don't know me.

Oh, yeah?

So who are you?

I'm nobody.

I should go.
I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to make
you feel uncomfortable.

At least let me
walk you home. It's late.

I'm fine.

Well, will you let me
give you a ride?

Is this yours?
Yeah.

It drives
better than it looks.

[♪]

I got a surprise for you.

KELLY:
It's beautiful, isn't it?

MICHAEL:
Yeah.

KELLY:
I love it up here.

I used to come here a lot.

Why not anymore?

Part of another life.

[♪]

Sorry, I didn't mean
to bring up anything.

It's okay.

It's over now.

Do you have a girlfriend?

No.

I did. We broke up
about a year ago.

Why?

She just
couldn't handle it.

Handle what?

I had a sister

but she died
about three years ago.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

She got into drugs.

Lot of people do.

Yeah.

It's crazy.
If you would've met Steph,

you'd never think
that she'd...

It just happens.

Sometimes you don't know what's
gonna hook you until you try it,

then it's too late.

Yeah, I guess.

[♪]

[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

Oh, shit.

Wake up. Wake up. Shit.

Shit, shit, shit.

Sorry.

I'm so late. Shit.

Come on.

[♪]

MICHAEL:
I'm so late. I'm sorry.

I have to meet my dad all the
way downtown. Are you hungry?

You can help yourself
to the fridge,

or take a shower,
anything, okay?

I won't be gone very long.
Thanks.

Okay.
I gotta go. You good?

Yeah.

You sure?
Yeah.

Okay.

Will you have dinner
with me tonight?

Sure.
Yeah?

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Bye.

[DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES]

[MOPED PULLS AWAY]

[WOMAN SPEAKING IN CHINESE
OVER SPEAKERPHONE]

[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

WOMAN:
Thank you.

[WOMAN SPEAKS IN CHINESE]

[SPEAKS IN CHINESE]

Ah. That's it.

That's Wong's factory.

The Chinese order
is confirmed.

That's great.

I just wish we didn't have

to come all the way back home
to get that done, but...

Is there any news
on the house?

Yeah. Yeah. They said
that it was not uncommon.

You know, things are bad,

and these things happen.

Terrence got a good look
at them.

Wait, what?
Yeah.

He spoke to them.

Said they were a very nice
looking young couple.

They called themselves
Adam and Sarah, your cousins.

They did their homework.
You're kidding?

And he, the kid,
knew what he was doing.

He got my passwords, he got into
my files, he got my gun.

The old six-shooter.
Yeah.

Surprised he didn't
blow his hand off.

[LAUGHS]

It's all right.
Everything's insured.

Except for my father's ring.

[GRUNTS]

Shit. Sorry, Dad.

[♪]

DAVID:
Wait a minute.

She came into the theater
and sat down right next to you?

[CHUCKLES]

Didn't sit down
right next to me.

She was the only person
in there.

To see The Kid?
Yeah.

Unbelievable.
I know, right?

Well, she sounds
pretty interesting.

Yeah, she's...

She's interesting.

Ha-ha-ha.
And?

And, um...

we're having dinner tonight.
Yeah.

That's the way it starts.

What's that?
Love.

Dad. Come on.
No, that's the way love starts.

How do you know it's love,
though?

Well...

for someone to find true love
in their twenties, that's rare.

So if it's not true love,
at least it's great practice.

And if it is true love,

then it's a blessing.

And you can't ignore that.

[♪]

[DOOR CLOSES]

[SIGHS]

[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
OVER PA]

Hi. Can I get a one way
to Barstow?

Fifty-five.

[♪]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

I'm sorry.

I tried.

[♪]

Hey.

You okay?

Yeah.

I'm good.

What are your plans today?

I don't know.

♪ We'll walk away

Will you spend
the day with me?

♪ With you I have begun

♪ And I'll go all the way

♪ Don't go
You go, I will follow ♪

♪ Oh, stay

♪ You go, I will follow you

♪ Wherever you go

♪ I will follow you

♪ Wherever you go

[SEAGULLS CAWING]

This is nice.

What?

♪ Don't go
You go, I will follow ♪

I love spending time
with you.

[CHUCKLES]

♪ I will follow you

♪ Wherever you go

♪ I will follow you

Will you go to dinner
with me tonight?

Okay.

At my parents' house?

Yeah, I know
it sounds weird.

It's a Passover dinner.
It's a religious thing,

but it'll be fun.

I don't know.

I don't think
that's a good idea.

Why not?

I don't know. I--

Listen. You have nothing
to worry about.

They're really nice.

And I just--
I'd like you to meet them.

Please?

Let me think about it, okay?

Okay.

♪ Forgot yesterday
Forgot yesterday ♪

♪ You know
That I'm not perfect ♪

♪ Let's start over today

[♪]

Ronald, what's up?

Where the bloody hell
is my Porsche Carrera?

Look, there was a
bit of a problem.

But here's what
I'm gonna do, okay?

I'm gonna sell you
the Cayenne for half

and then we'll just
call it even. Cool?

Are you fucking kidding me?

No, it's a good car.

I wouldn't give that car
to my mother.

Do I look like
a soccer mommy?

"Get in the back of the car,
kids."

No.

We made a deal
I know.

for the Porsche Carrera.

There was a problem,
all right, man? I'm sorry.

I can sell you this
for half.

You believe this guy, Sammy?
Well, it's a good car.

Go on, sunshine.

Oh, whoa, hey, hey.

No, no, no, please don't.

I can get it.

I can get you the car.
I'll get it.

I will take a finger
No.

for every day that you do not
bring me my Porsche Carrera.

No, please, I'll get it.

I'll get the Carrera,
I'll get it.

I'll get it.

Told you not to fuck with me,
right?

JONAS:
Yes, and I won't.

Yeah? Did I not?
I'll get it, I'll get it.

Not so fucking shiny and smooth
now, are you, motherfucker?

JONAS:
Okay.

Okay, I'll get it.

Please don't, please don't.

Please don't, no.

[SCREAMS]

JONAS:
Fuck!

[JONAS GROANING]

Be warned, you little cunt!

I'll get it.

I'll get you the car.

Didn't they shoot
Grease here, Sammy?

You know, boss,
I think they did.

[ENGINE STARTS]

You on your way yet?
MICHAEL: We're leaving.

Well, don't be late.

I will not be late,
I promise.

Michael, love you.
I love you too.

Bye.

Can I help you with anything?
No.

Jeez.
Actually...

MICHAEL:
You ready?

Can you pour me
a glass of wine?

[♪]

Are you nervous?

Of course,
I'm meeting your parents.

They're gonna love you.

I'm not Jewish.

Don't know anything about
Passover.

That's okay.

Hey, look at me.

It's gonna be fine.
It's just a party.

How bad could it be?

Okay.
It's gonna be fine.

Let's go.

[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]

[♪]

Perfect.

[PANTING]

EVELYN:
He's excited.

DAVID:
He sounds mature.

Like I did when I first met you.
EVELYN: Mature? Ha, ha.

[MOPED APPROACHING]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Are you good?

[♪]

Hey, Dad.

Happy Pesach to you.

Happy Pesach, Dad.

This is Kelly.
Kelly, my father, David.

Happy Pesach to you.

It's such a great pleasure
to meet you.

Please, come in.

Thank you.

KELLY:
Wow.

MICHAEL: It's nice, huh?
KELLY: It's amazing.

Michael.

Thanks.

I don't suppose you'd--
Sure I will.

Really?
Yeah.

All right.

I like you more and more.
Thanks.

When did you have
your first cigar?

When?

I was 31.

I was hanging out with
some guys who liked to smoke.

It wasn't the taste
and it wasn't the smoke.

It was the idea, you know?

That that's what they did
at the top.

And that's what I wanted.

I wanted to be
right at the top.

Looks like you made it.

Almost.

Almost, kiddo.

[♪]

EVELYN:
Come, come.

[SIGHS]

Wow, look at that.

Yeah, look at that.

[CHUCKLES]

You know the drill.

We record everything.

Everything.
Everything.

That's great.

It's been a while.

It's a good occasion.

It's a great occasion.

And it's great
to have you with us.

Thank you.

All right, well,
let's get to the Hebrew,

the lamb shank,
wicked child, all that stuff.

No, we can skip
all that tonight.

Let's just make this
about the family

and the love
that's at this table.

And I guarantee you,
in 20 years,

you'll understand
how important that is.

Come on, Dad.
It's okay.

A lot of people
don't have this.

You have a beautiful family

and it's great
to be part of it tonight.

Thank you.

Wow.

Okay, Michael,

why don't you go to the door
and invite Elijah in?

EVELYN:
Elijah is a prophet.

He represents everyone who is
in need and is always welcome.

Yeah, and he looks like Superman
with a big star on his chest.

[LAUGHS]

Come on.
All right.

It's been too long.

[DOOR CLOSES]

JONAS:
Go in there.

[♪]

Mike?

[EVELYN GASPS]

EVELYN: Please, don't.
Sit down.

You shut up.

I'm not who you were expecting,
huh?

Please don't point my gun
at anyone.

Please.
Your gun?

This isn't your gun anymore,
okay?

I'm so sorry
to interrupt dinner,

all of you looking so...

So presentable.

But, you know, from the outside,
you never see the whole truth.

Please, you can have
anything you want.

Hey, take it easy.

How about
instead I pull this trigger?

Jonas. Jonas, you win, okay?
This has nothing to do with you.

You're full of shit.

Do you know
this person?

Yeah.

Yeah.

[KELLY SOBBING]

Yeah.
It was you?

Wait, Michael.

It was you two?
I'm sorry.

You lied to me?
Yeah.

You lied to me
and you set us up.

No.

JONAS:
Yeah, something like that, man.

This was all a fucking con?

You know what, man?
It's called survival.

In the real world,
it's called survival.

Jonas.

I don't know
what a con is anymore.

You are not
who you say you are.

Don't know
what you're talking about.

I am so sick of you and your
family and your fucking house.

Then get the fuck out.

No!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Sit down.
You can have anything you want.

Whatever I want?

I want your car.
Okay.

The Porsche. The Carrera.

Great.

Kelly, now we go.

Kelly.

Just leave.

I'm sorry.
Just fucking leave.

I'm sorry, I didn't--
JONAS: Kelly.

Up.

[KELLY SOBS THEN GRUNTS]

[DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES]

[DAVID GROANS]

[♪]

What the hell did you think

you were trying
to pull back there?

Huh? Be one of them,
be nice and pretty and rich?

Well, you're not.
You are shit, Kelly.

You're trash, like me.

The question is, what the fuck
you're gonna do now, huh,

after I've made the deal and
I'm sitting pretty in Mexico,

off the grid and you're up here
running from cops?

Because they'll never
let you go.

That's how
it works in this world.

Here.

Sammy, check it out.

You got a bathroom?

It's a fucking house,
we have the whole jamboree--

Don't need bathroom,
we're leaving.

Fuck you.

I need to take a piss.

Oh-ho-ho, firecracker.

Is she negotiable too?
No, she's not.

She's with me.
I'm not with you.

My price is fixed,
it's too high for Jonas.

Do you think I can afford you?

You think I can take a piss?

Sure, down the stairs
on the left.

♪ To the left, to the left

What a cunty little minx
she is.

[♪]

[LINE RINGING]

OPERATOR [OVER PHONE]:
911, what's your emergency?

There's a robbery taking place
at 734 Sycamore in Hollywood.

They have guns,
they're going to kill me.

Stay with me.
I'm sending a police car now.

What's your name?

Here's our little delight.
Let's go.

I thought about it.

And I want a new daddy.

I want him to keep me safe
and warm at night.

Nice ring.
Oh, yes, thank you.

That's me, Ronald Smythe,
at your service.

JONAS:
Kelly,
what the fuck are you doing?

She's getting me fucking hard,
that's what she's doing.

Very cute.

Now, hand it back.

It's not your ring.

Excuse me?

Were you not listen--
You're a liar.

Don't pull this shit.
So are you.

Give back the ring.

RONALD:
If I were you,
I'd listen to your friend.

Spit the ring out.

No?

Okay.

Hey, come on,
she'll give it back.

Give it back to me.
Come on, now.

Let's have it.
Come on.

Spit it out.

Spit my fucking ring out

or you will be spitting
fucking blood.

Spit it out!

[SLAP LANDS]

Spit it out.

Give it to Daddy.

[GROWLING]

What are we gonna do
with this little trollop, huh?

Just don't hurt her, all right?

A naughty girl,
that's what you are.

[♪]

Boom.
I came a bit then.

Give it back to him now.

How's that hanging, yeah?
How you feeling there?

It's good? You staying strong?

Stop it!
"Stop it!"

You're a brave one.

You're a very brave girl.

You women are all the same.

You're all cunts.

You're all cunts.

That's it.
I have a gun to your head!

Perfect.

I got a gun
to your head!

I love you.

[♪]

You hear me?
I will fucking kill you!

Shoot this motherfucker.
COP: Freeze, police!

Gun.

[GUNSHOT]

[SIREN WAILING
THEN GUNSHOT]

[THE ANTLERS' "KETTERING"
PLAYING]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Detective Matthews.
Mrs. Silverman, how are you?

Good.
You look lovely today.

Thank you. David.

DAVID: Hey.
Mr. Silverman.

Well, I am happy to report that
we recovered your belongings.

Ha, ha. Really?

Uh, two cars and
looks like a lot of jewelry.

How did you manage
to do that?

Ha, ha. Get this,

Bonnie and Clyde had
a little bit of a falling out.

She ratted him out,
called 911 from the bathroom.

It was crazy,
big shoot-out.

But she definitely
paid the price.

What are you talking about?
She's in ICU.

MICHAEL: What hospital?
What--?

The girl, what hospital?
County Hospital.

Michael.

[KEYS JINGLE]

♪ I should have quit
But instead ♪

♪ I took care of you

Hi, I'm looking for
Kelly, um, Tanner.

Kelly Tanner.
Thank you so--

Oh, Kelly.

Is she gonna be okay?

Doctor says she's gonna
be fine. Family?

No, I'm just a friend.

I'm not supposed to
allow you in here.

Ma'am, please.

Please.

Haven't seen anybody else
coming in.

Thank you so much.
Thank you.

Keep it short.
Okay.

Oh, Kelly, I'm so sorry.
Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

That was the only thing
she had on her.

Wouldn't let go of it
for dear life.

Not even in her sleep.

All right,
this is her first ride.

You can do it.

Yeah, you can stand--
Stephanie, stand.

Push down with the right foot.
Down with the left.

Keep it straight.
Look ahead at Mommy.

Look straight ahead.
You're doing it.

You're doing it. I got you.

Come on, come on,
she's doing it.

Oh, my God, let go.
DAVID: I'm not holding you.

I'm not even holding you.
EVELYN: Look, no hands.

Good girl, give me five.

I'm not holding you.

EVELYN:
That was so good, sweetie.

[CHUCKLES]

Kelly.

Hi.

You look better.

Kelly,
this is my lawyer.

LAWYER:
Kelly, hi.

Hi.

I wanna talk about
your confession.

What about it?

Well, Jonas' father
is a very wealthy man,

and he wants to help you
to pay your medical bills

and to offer my counsel
in your defense if you need it.

Why would he do that?

Because you would sign
this testimony which states that

Ronald Smythe
threatened Jonas' life

and forced him to rob
the Silvermans at gunpoint.

That's bullshit.

You don't know
that for sure, do you?

You're such a coward.

Miss Tanner.
Go fuck yourself.

Will you step outside, please?
Jonas.

Just give us a minute.
Just take a walk.

[DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES]

You remember
you asked me one time

how I wound up
on the street?

Yeah.

It's because my dad
kicked me out.

Why?

Because we hate
each other.

One night
he took a swing at me

after I got the tattoo,

and he hit me
so fucking hard

it landed me in the hospital
for a week.

Sounds like an asshole.

He is.

That's why you gotta sign
this document

and have him pay
for your medical bills.

[KNUT'S "THE UNWINDING HOURS"
PLAYING]

I should probably sign it.

But I can't.

I'm not lying or cheating
anymore.

I'm telling the fucking truth
in court.

You're making a mistake.

That's what I always do.

JUDGE:
Jonas Trumball?

Fine of $50,000 and 200 hours
of community service.

I'd say you got off easy, Jonas.
Wouldn't you?

Thank you, Your Honor.

Get out of my courtroom.

JUDGE:
Kelly Tanner.

Yes?

Breaking and entering, theft,
six months sentence, no parole.

Pleaded guilty.
Turned yourself in.

Do you think you belong here?

It's the penalty, isn't it?

For breaking the law, for lying,
for stealing?

Just let me pay it.

Okay.

See your parole officer
on your first day.

He or she can lay out the
obligations of being on parole.

They're easy.
Stay out of trouble.

I will.

[GAVEL STRIKES]

♪ If we can
We will ♪

♪ We must
Get out ♪

♪ If we can
We will ♪

[BUZZER SOUNDS IN DISTANCE]

♪ We must
Get out ♪

[BUZZER SOUNDS]

♪ If we can
We will ♪

♪ We must
Get out ♪

♪ If we can
We will ♪

♪ We must
Get out ♪

♪ If we can
We will ♪

♪ We must
Get out ♪

MICHAEL:
Kelly.

♪ Get out

[SOBS]

♪ If we can
We will ♪

Oh, I missed you.

Michael--
Hey, it's okay.

It's okay,
we'll figure it out, okay?

♪ We must
Get out ♪

♪ If we can
We will ♪

♪ We must
Get out ♪

♪ Get out

[THE KISSAWAY TRAIL'S
"NEW LIPSTICK" PLAYING]

♪ Glass full of
Fermented juice of grapes ♪

♪ To winnow the truth
From conflicting things ♪

♪ The city lights
Were winking ♪

♪ Lights were winking
Lights were winking ♪

♪ Lights were winking tonight

♪ Yeah, tonight

♪ Wine on your jumper
Of pure virgin yarn ♪

♪ Now the city torn
By the young in grief ♪

♪ The young ones did it

♪ The young ones did it
The young ones did it ♪

♪ The young ones
Did it tonight ♪

♪ Yeah, tonight