Spin Me Round (2022) - full transcript

A woman wins an all-expenses trip to a company's gorgeous "institute" outside of Florence, and also the chance to meet the restaurant chain's wealthy and charismatic owner. She finds a different adventure than the one she imagined.

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.

Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

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Amber: Okay, but this is

just this Thursday?

This isn't every week?

Mm-hmm.

Great.

Then, can you just stay three

extra minutes into closing?

And you'll do

a five-and-a-half-hour?

Yeah, it's cool.

Great, thank you.

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No.

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♪ Happy birthday dear Tina ♪

And do they use Resy

or Clover?

I think it was Resy.

Yeah, Resy.

Great, we use Resy here,

so that should be easy.

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Hey, how's it going?

Hey.

Good, good.

I need you

to do me a big favor.

Uh, gather

all the troops around

before dinner service

kicks in.

Sure, yeah.

Is everything okay?

Yeah.

Everything's okay.

Okay.

Paul:

Alright, everybody's here.

Look, uh, I have

a big announcement.

We're closing?

Jake, why would you say that?

I don't know.

Intuition?

Anyway, look, guys,

now, a while back,

I heard there was a program

that Tuscan Grove sponsored

where they take all

the top managers from franchises

all over the country

on a all-expense paid trip

to the Tuscan Grove

Institute in Italy.

Uh, you learn about

Italian cuisine and culture.

Uh, you stay in a villa.

It's a opportunity

of a lifetime.

Now, Amber, you've been here

for nine years.

Matter of fact, I hope

she's here for nine more years.

Yeah...

You've shown grace

under pressure.

You've ran this place

like a perfectly run ship.

Amber...

pack your bags.

You're going to Italy

next month.

What?!

Congratulations.

Wha-- I --

Are you being serious?

Oh, my God!

I mean, I've never been

to Europe before or anything.

Paul, I'm -- I'm so grateful

to you for this, really.

Hey, look,

this is an honor.

Like, this is not

an easy program to get into.

Matter of fact, I had to

write you a two-page essay.

That's how much

I believe in you.

But seriously,

get out of Bakersfield.

Go have some fun.

Recharge, relax.

Have a little adventure.

And, look, don't worry

about us here.

We'll manage.

I don't know about that.

Whatever.

Come here, give me a hug.

Aww.

Emily: Damn, dude,

this is the shit.

Wait, and you're gonna be

staying in the villa?

Yeah.

Oh!

I know.

[ Giggles ]

What?

I have a feeling.

You know what?

Nope, never mind.

Oh, my God, tell me.

You're gonna fucking

fall in love.

Okay, I was kind

of thinking that, too,

but it sounds so stupid.

No, it's not stupid.

Nick:

Welcome to our table!

Hey, look, look.

Oh, my God.

Enjoy oodles of noodles

with our famous

classic spaghetti

and meatballs,

our juicy

and tender chicken parmesan,

or go succulent with

my personal favorite,

creamy fettuccini Alfredo.

Plus, soup or salad.

And finish strong

with our irresistible desserts.

Three full courses

for just $13.95.

Best of all, all our pastas

are all-you-can-eat.

Mama, don't stop there.

He's a growing boy!

Tuscan Grove.

Pull up a chair

and mangia.

Whoa.

Mm, maybe it's a sign.

Of what?

How is that a sign?

Of synchronicity.

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[ Sighs ] Okay.

I am gonna miss you, too.

♪ Ooh-ahh-ooh ♪

[ Sings in Italian ]

♪ Ooh-ahh-ooh ♪

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[ Sings in Italian ]

I don't understand.

They can't just lose my bags.

I mean, I hope they'll be able

to get them to me.

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Hi, I'm Amber Ruffman.

Benvenuta, signorina.

Ciao.

Sono Craig e saro

la vostra guida

per la prossima settimana

presso l'istituto

del bosco toscano.

Mettete tutto

qui per favore.

Oh, n-- Um,

I-I don't speak Italian.

Were we supposed

to learn Italian?

Ah.

No, I'm just kidding.

I'm Craig.

I'm your program supervisor.

But don't worry, I'm cool.

O-Okay.

Hop in.

Thanks.

Yeah.

Hi, I'm Jen.

Hi.

Amber.

Did Craig do that thing

where he was talking

in Italian to you, too?

Yeah.

That was so funny!

I totally thought he was a real,

authentic Italian guy

'cause of the beard and stuff,

but I should have known,

'cause his name's Craig.

And, like,

what Italian's named Craig?

Totally.

I'm Deb.

Hey, I'm sorry

about your bag.

I overheard.

I'm Amber.

Oh, nice

to meet you, Amber.

I had so many important things

in my bag,

and now it's just --

I'm sure

they'll find them.

Really?

You think so?

Okay, ladies,

before I forget,

if you could just hand me

your passports,

I'll hold onto them before

it's time to head home.

Yes, sir.

Grazie.

Grazie.

Now you're mine.

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Laughing ] He's so fun.

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We're getting kidnapped.

We're getting kidnapped.

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I am having so much fun.

This van is really great.

I just really need my stuff,

you know?

And all the cars here

are so boxy.

Well, anything you need,

you can borrow from me.

I over-packed.

I can?

Yeah.

Really?

You would do that for me?

Of course.

It's no biggie.

It's no biggie.

Gonna be fine.

I just really need to get

my sleep or else I --

Oh, oh, I will be sleeping,

too, when I --

Oh, my God,

you guys, look.

Oh, my God,

it's so beautiful.

No way.

The villa.

It looks like

a fairy tale.

It's even more magical

in person.

It is.

Holy cannoli, right?

I feel like I'm in a movie.

Oh, wait.

Where are we going?

I thought

we're staying there?

Uh, yeah, no.

It says in the brochure --

We have a hotel

where our managers stay.

Don't worry, it's really nice.

Oh.

Oh, wow.

That -- It --

So much brick.

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Buon giorno, party people.

All: Buon giorno.

It's so great to be with you.

Welcome here to giorno uno.

That's day one

of the Tuscan Grove

Institute Exemplary

Managers' Program.

You should all be

very proud of yourselves.

We're gonna have

a lot of fun here --

eat a lot of great food,

learn about Italian culture,

and most importantly,

grow as people.

But first, everyone

introduce yourselves.

Tell us your name,

where you're from,

and a fun fact

about yourself.

Okay, that's dry.

I'll start.

I'm Craig.

I, uh, come from [Italian

accent] Cincinnati, Ohio.

[ Normal voice ] But,

uh, I've been living

that ex-pat life

for eight years.

And, uh, let's see --

my -- my great uncle

invented skorts.

"Sports"?

Skorts.

Okay.

Um, my name's Fran,

and you all probably

recognize me

from "Chef's Challenge."

And, uh --

Well, anyways,

I think of myself

as more than

just a manager.

I guess

I'm a bit of a foodie.

I've been dabbling

in molecular gastronomy

and, I don't know,

just happy to be here

to share

my expertise with y'all.

Oh.

Um, I'm Dana, and, um,

I've loved Tuscan Grove

since I was a kid.

And I guess you could say

that Nick Martucci's

kind of my idol.

Just the way he, um --

he built this business

from scratch.

And he stars in those

beautiful commercials.

Um, I don't know --

I-I'm just really psyched

to be here.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I'm Jen.

Uh, I'm from Oakland,

California,

and I am very --

Dana: Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry, I forgot.

I'm from Tenafly,

New Jersey.

Please continue.

Did you --

Sorry, no, no.

You can go.

Um, I am really over

the moon to be here.

I feel very connected to all

of you guys already, like,

in this cosmic way.

Like we met in a past life

or something,

and that's, like,

very exciting.

And -- Oh, fun fact about me is,

I used to be a twin.

Uh, almost, because

my sister died in utero.

Cool.

That's not really a fun fact,

but, okay.

Hi, everybody.

My name is Deb.

I lost my bags at the airport,

and I had all these really

important things in my suitcase.

I called this woman with

the airlines and I spoke to her,

and she was very rude to me.

And she has no idea when

I'm gonna get my bags back,

or if they'll ever

find them again.

So, I just feel like

I'm not being very fun.

Mm.

But, um, I really

appreciated Amber.

She was so kind, and you told me

that you could lend me clothes,

and I really appreciate that.

You seem like a nice person.

Thank you.

W-W-Well, I'm Amber.

I'm from Bakersfield,

California.

Um, this is my first time

traveling outside the U.S.

I've worked at Tuscan Grove

for nine years.

I technically took a year off

to open a restaurant, um,

with tablets

at every table,

but my ex put all the debt

on my credit cards

and killed my credit,

and it went under, so I'm back.

And...

now I'm here.

Alright. Well, okay --

Okay, so I'm Susie.

Oh, sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Um, I'm from San Antonio,

Texas, so, "Go, Spurs."

Um, yeah, I don't know --

I've been at Tuscan Grove

for, like, ever --

since I was a little kid, like,

I've been working there.

I mean, not, like,

for real-for real.

Just for fun.

It's not like child labor.

Um, but, like, my parents

and my, like, aunt and uncle,

they all have a franchise,

and they've had it forever.

So, it's like all of us

work there -- my cousins --

There's 23 of us,

like, all together.

We're just,

like, a big family,

but we're all, like,

really close.

They're, like,

my best friends.

Oh, I love family.

Yeah, no,

I mean, family rips.

Craig: Great.

So, now that we got the fun

stuff out of the way,

I gotta --

I have to put on my serious hat.

Italy's a magnificent country,

but, uh,

it can also be dangerous.

That's why we have

a strict curfew.

How is Italy

dangerous, Craig?

Uh, well, you know, there's

a lot of unpaved roads here,

so you could slip and fall.

You could, uh --

You could get lost.

There are boars.

Boars?

Yeah.

There's no leaving the TG

Institute while you're here,

except for official field trips,

which are so fun.

Yeah, okay, now I can take

the serious hat off

and I can put my fun

hat back on

and introduce

a very special guest.

Uh, please welcome one of

the most important members

of the Tuscan Grove family.

She is personally responsible

for designing

the official TG menu.

No way.

Liz Bence is here?

Lizzie Bence.

Oh, holy shit.

Uh, I'm gonna faint.

Liz: Oh, please don't do that.

That's way too much pressure.

Welcome, everyone.

Congratulations

on making the cut.

And speaking of cutting,

you all look hungry.

Let's get to the kitchen.

Come on.

Ooh!

Alright, this is interesting.

What is the different

between a ragu and a Bolognese?

You don't have to

raise your hand.

Sorry, um, a Bolognese

is from Bologne?

Yes. What else?

What else?

Ingredients?

Yes, but, uh, specifically.

Sauce?

Well, you're gonna use a red

wine for ragu and white wine...

Uh, and white wine

for Bolognese.

...for Bolognese.

Deb: That's so interesting.

Ooh, I love this.

This is fun.

Would that look cute?

Yeah, you can take it --

sure.

I think it would be so cute

with my jeans, you know?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, and there's some sweats

to sleep in, if you want.

Thank you so much.

I really like you, Amber.

Yeah. So, do you have

a boyfriend back home?

No, definitely not.

Oh, that's okay.

You're still young, you know?

You got plenty of time.

You should just have fun

while you're here

and sow your wild oats,

'cause that's what

I'm gonna do.

But I'm actually married,

though.

Oh.

My husband, Hank,

is wonderful.

He's --

He's really good for me.

We actually have a really

good relationship -- very solid.

You're gonna find love, Amber.

I can feel it.

A lot of my friends say

I'm really intuitive.

And you're my friend

now, so, mm.

[ Cellphone rings ]

Oh, I just need to get this.

Are you good?

Oh, yeah,

I'll just finish up.

Hi.

Hi!

Oh, my God, how is it?

Tell me everything.

It's r-really great.

"Really great"?

Come on, that's it?

Come on, i-i-is it insane?

How are the people?

Are there any assholes?

Have you hooked up with

anybody? Come on!

Oh, my God,

I've been here one day.

Hold on.

Hey, do you have

everything you need?

Oh, yeah.

This is so cute.

My husband actually loves

when I wear

really revealing

and sexy stuff.

Not that I would ever

do anything while I'm here,

but, you know...

Uh, d-d-d-do you

need anything else?

'Cause I'm just gonna talk

to my friend right now.

No, it's fine.

Oh.

It's actually really good

for my self-esteem, though,

because I love

getting attention from men,

and it's like that kind

of sexual energy, flirty --

Just makes

my body feel good.

And then

you kind of, like,

bring that energy back

to the marriage.

So it's --

it's, like, healthy.

Totally.

S-Sorry, so,

it's just that my friend

is calling long-distance.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, yeah, okay.

Oh, sure, sure.

I'll get out of here.

Okay.

Just want this.

Sorry.

It's okay.

Here.

Let me get my purse.

Would you care

if I take a few hangers?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They didn't put any hangers

in my room, so --

It's so annoying.

This is so cute.

Can I take it?

Ooh, i-it's just

my only jacket.

Oh, okay, no problem.

Okay.

Okay, bye.

Okay, good night.

I'll see you in the van

tomorrow morning.

I'll see you then.

[ Sighs ] Okay.

Oh, it doesn't lock.

Huh?

It doesn't lock.

You can just open it.

That's so weird.

I know.

Okay.

Good night, Amber.

Good night.

Bye.

What was that?

Jesus.

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I know, yeah.

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Hey, little guy.

Susie: Right, so you wear

the ring to sleep,

and then it just tracks,

like, how much

REM sleep you get,

how much deep sleep you get.

And you're supposed to get

like an hour and a half of REM

or whatever, but --

Jen: Amber, I saved

a seat for you.

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Can you just get one more?

I just want to make sure

you get my good side.

Amber: Yeah.

Okay.

That look good?

Natural?

Yeah.

[ Laughs ]

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[ Camera shutter clicks ]

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I just want one good one.

Does that look okay?

Liz: It says, "Medieval times,

a piazza had served

as a central social

and economic meeting place

in Italian cities and towns.

Farmer's markets are

the traditional way

that townspeople purchased

all their produce.

Hmm, that's just

so interesting, isn't it?

I didn't know any of that.

No.

All the fruits and vegetables

that you see --

I think I'm gonna go.

Are you okay here?

Yeah.

-Okay.

-Local farmers and growers.

And you know, th--

the reason that Italian food

always tastes so good,

it's not --

it's not just the fresh

ingredients that they use.

It's also the soil.

Here,

just take one of me.

The soil imparts...

From low --

from a low angle.

Oh, my God, is it --

it's just us?

Mm.

Um --

Uh, the soil really imparts

this really distinctive,

very rich flavors.

Eh, I'm Karl Marx.

You wanna go to, like,

a flea market

or a thrift store

or something?

Uh, yeah.

And really quick, like,

why don't we ask around

and see if there's

anything cool to do?

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Yeah,

this took a lot of work.

This detail here,

the hooves, snout --

it's like

a 4-hour procedure.

Wow, you must

really like pigs.

Yeah -- to eat.

It's the best.

I mean, aren't they supposed

to be, like, really smart?

Yeah, I heard

they're really smart.

Dana: Yeah, supposedly,

they're as smart as dogs.

-So, what?

-Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Craig, I'm so sorry.

Oh, my God,

what's in all those bags?

Well, I bought

some new clothes

so I don't have

to keep wearing yours.

Boom. Let's hit it.

Andiamo.

Dana: Fashion show.

Most of our classic TG

chicken dishes like a Milanese,

a parmigiana, include

traditional Italian seasonings,

which is made up of rosemary,

basil, marjoram, sage, thyme.

But our Crazy Calabrese lasagna

has red pepper flakes, right?

'Cause that gives it that kick

that we all love so much.

Do you wanna, um,

try the marjoram,

or whatever it's called?

Yeah, sure.

When she first said it,

I thought she meant "margarine."

Just 'cause it --

Yeah, me, too.

I was literally like,

"Wait, is margarine

an Italian spice?"

"Yeah, here's this cool

Italian herb.

It's called butter."

-Shh.

Uh...

Sorry.

And, of course,

at our stateside locations,

we exclusively use

the prepackaged...

Ladies. Ladies,

just respect the herbs.

Fran: You know, speaking

of respecting the herbs,

um, do you mind

if I take the stage?

Or the, uh, sage?

Okay.

Listen, gang,

I-I want to apologize

if I've come across as aloof.

I don't know, it's the jet lag

or something.

But I-I want to try to be

more available for you guys.

And -- And, Liz, I love

what you're doing,

but maybe we should try

thinking outside the box.

Let's take bruschetta.

Um, why don't we try

flipping it on its ear?

Do you have a, uh, --

a chinoise for the foam?

And gelatin --

I need to bloom the gelatin.

No, I don't have that.

Okay, well, we can use

some egg whites

to give it some more body.

Beautiful six-pack here.

Where's my plate?

Okay.

Actually, you know what?

We'll just use the whole egg.

Get some of that protein

from the yolk.

Oop, okay.

Get this working here.

And what about some

liquid nitrogen?

Do you have some

some liquid nitrogen here?

It's really not

that kind of kitchen.

Alright, let's use

some milk, then.

And, okay.

We're mixing.

You gotta get a real,

real quick mix going.

-What?

-Is this really happening?

Oh, I know it's, uh --

it's not pretty,

but we're improvising.

We're making it work.

Fran, you maybe want

to stop macerating right now.

I would like to introduce to you

a very special guest.

He is our C.E.O.

and our founder...

Oh, Jesus.

...and my dear,

dear friend.

Nick Martucci.

Ciao, amici!

-Ciao.

-Whoo!

Hey, don't stop on my account.

Oh, okay.

I'm just, uh, whipping up

a little foam here.

More of an emulsion,

actually.

I'm sure it'll be amazing.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Well, I was in the neighborhood.

I figured I'd drop in.

Isn't this so cool?

I mean, normally, I'm not here

in the off-season,

but I figured, for this group,

I'd make an exception.

Oh, hey.

Hey, Nick.

What's up?

I'm Susie.

Susie?

Mm-hmm.

That's a beautiful name.

Alright.

I'm Nick.

I'm -- I'm Jen.

Your name is Nick.

Hi, Nick.

You have exquisite hands.

Thank you.

Uh...

I-I love you.

Thank you.

Oh, I'm sorry.

No, it's an honest mistake.

I've never been

to Europe before.

No need to apologize.

She looks so much

like Connie, huh?

I'm Amber.

Well, it's nice

to meet you.

Hey, Amber.

Hey.

[ Clears throat ]

I'm, uh, Fran.

Thank you all for coming

all the way over here.

We're so appreciative

of everything

that you've done for our family.

Turns out, I'm gonna be around

a little bit this week,

so I'm excited to get to know

you a little better.

This is my assistant, Kat.

If you need anything,

feel free to approach her

and let her know.

She handles all my business.

Craig:

How about a group shot?

Yeah, let's do it.

Come on.

-Yes.

-Gnocchi.

-Gnocchi.

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

Okay, everyone say "formaggi."

-Formaggi.

-Formaggi.

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

Mwah. Bene.

Okay, now, if you'll excuse me,

I'm gonna catch up

with you guys in the A.M.

-Alright.

-Thank you, Nick.

Bye.

Liz: Ooh, well...

That was a lot, huh?

Is everybody okay?

So, Nick.

Boy, he was definitely

feeling a little

something extra, hmm?

-Well, I --

-Ah.

Fran: Oh.

Who's Connie?

I don't know.

I kissed him

right on the lips.

You did.

Hey, you're Amber, right?

Yeah.

Cool. Do you want

to take a smoke break?

Oh, um --

Just come with me.

Okay.

Liz: Now, um, one of the things

that is --

There you go.

That I love about

the red pepper is that --

Oh, I don't really smoke.

Don't inhale, then.

Okay.

[ Coughs ]

I t--

I only ever smoked

for, like,

two weeks in high school,

and I smoked cloves

'cause I thought it was so cool.

And I would just, like,

drive around in my car

with my cigarette

hanging out the window

but, like, so nauseous.

And then, my mom found

the cigarettes in my purse

and, like, asked

if I was smoking.

And I said no, and then I just,

like, burst into tears.

I felt so bad about lying.

Just --

That's cool.

Me crying is cool?

No, sorry.

I'm just kind of out of it

right now.

Oh, from traveling.

No. Nope, all we

fuckin' do is travel.

Yeah, like, I can't even

remember the last time

we were in one place

for more than a week.

That sounds fun.

Yeah, it can be.

It can also suck --

majorly.

I'm sorry, I'm, like,

dumping all my shit on you,

and we just met.

Oh, my God,

you can dump shit on me.

Yeah?

What are you doing

tonight?

Do you have plans?

No.

I mean, I don't know.

I don't think we're allowed to,

like, plan our own stuff.

No, fuck that.

You're with me.

I actually know this really

cool spot in Lucca.

Okay, great.

I wanna go to a cool spot

in Lucca.

Plus, Craig says we should

all stick together, right?

Can I bum a square?

Liz: Here we go --

first one.

Okay.

There we go.

Uh...

[ Sniffs ]

Marjoram?

No.

Mint?

No.

Pine?

Mm, no.

Hey, everybody.

Amber, Kat, and I are gonna go

to a really cool bar in Lucca

tonight if anybody wants

to come with us.

Okay, no.

That's not gonna happen.

So, to be crystal clear,

none of us are going to leave

the TG campus except the --

Oh, Craig, it'll be fun!

You gotta live

a little, baby.

-I'm trying to go.

-Uh, no.

It's the birth place

of Puccini.

Deb.

Deb, that's not permitted.

What's not permitted?

Smoking.

What?

Deb?

Put it out.

Oh, my God, so serious.

Craig, we're in Europe,

if you didn't know,

and you need to lighten up

a little bit, please.

This is a working kitchen.

Put it out.

Fine.

-Cool, so, Lucca?

-Yeah, can we go?

[ Clears throat ] Alright, guys,

I'll make you a deal.

We can go...

-Yes!

-Yes!

-Let's go.

...to the bar right here.

What the fuck, Craig?

What kind of deal

is that, Craig?

I don't know what to tell you.

We're not going to Lucca.

Them's the rules, alright?

I brought some molly,

and Jen and I

are gonna roll tonight.

I don't know

if you wanna...

We'll just see.

Okay.

Yeah, no pressure.

What are you guys

talking about?

[ Dance music playing ]

[ Indistinct conversation ]

Oh, my God, look at them.

...my eyes.

Both:

We have the same face!

Ugh, they are

so annoying.

It's so depressing.

When I first got to Italy,

I had men that were, like,

chasing me down the streets.

You know, th-they would --

they would cat-call me.

They -- They would just,

like, reach out

and take big ol' handfuls

of my ass.

Oh, no.

No, it was great.

It was great.

I walk down the street now,

I'm completely invisible.

People, like, settin' drinks

on my head like I'm a table.

I don't even get whistled

at anymore.

Or that thing, you know --

I don't -- With the --

You know, the fingers

and the tongue?

This thing?

I never get that.

Ew, they did that?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

God, I miss that.

Sucks we're not

going to Lucca.

You know, Lucca's

the porn capital of Italy?

Except they wear masks

to hide their identities.

Why do you know that?

I'm sorry your plan

got all fucked up.

I really do want to check out

that bar you were talking about.

No, it's totally fine.

We'll go another time.

Totally.

Um, tell me more about

your -- your traveling.

What's your all-time

favorite place?

Mm...

been so many places.

Oh, this one time, I was living

abroad in the Andes,

and I hiked up the cape

to Pachamama high on coca.

Coca?

Yeah, you need the coca

to survive the soroche.

What's that?

Altitude sickness.

We were at 3,200 meters,

so you definitely

need the coca.

Anyway, it was

the solstice, right?

So it was like the one day

out of the entire year

where the sunlight hits both

of the ovary rooms

at the same time.

Yeah, I've been on a real

Latin American kick.

Totally.

Have you read

García Márquez?

Mnh-mnh.

Don't think so.

Well, I've been reading

"News of a Kidnapping."

It's about

all these people

that were kidnapped

by Pablo Escobar.

It's brutal.

It's not like any of his other

magical, realist shit.

It's like

totally fucked up.

Whoa.

Sounds fucked up.

Yeah.

It's wild how much better

the food is here, right?

Fran, this olive,

these chips --

it is like I've never had

an olive before.

It's like -- it's like

I've never had chips before.

Yeah,

but in my younger days,

I was definitely rougher

around the edges,

you know what I mean?

Mm-hmm.

Like, you know, I got

in some trouble all the time,

did some stuff

I'm not proud of.

Yeah, yeah.

So, Bakersfield.

Yeah.

It's, uh --

It's pretty lame.

I don't know, it sounds

kind of exotic to me.

[ Cellphone chimes ]

Mm, there's no...

ovary rooms.

It's Nick.

I gotta go.

Everything okay?

Yeah, just the usual shit.

Well, this was really fun.

Sorry it was co-opted by...

Yeah, it's cool.

But how about next time,

we keep it just us?

For sure.

Bye.

♪♪

[ Camera shutter clicking ]

Dana: What's your

favorite pasta?

Because mine has been

spaghetti my whole life.

Fran: Spaghetti?

Eh, no, it's not spaghetti.

You've never heard

of my favorite pasta.

Wait, look, guys.

Nick's in

the study working.

That must be important.

The study?

What is this, "Clue"?

He's killing Colonel Mustard

with the, uh, lead pipe?

Yeah, no,

I just know a lot

about the layout of his

house because I'm a big --

You know a lot about

the layout of his house?

Yeah, I've done a bunch

of searches

and look at pictures.

Okay, well, that's not creepy.

Is it creepy?

[ Train whistle blows ]

[ Gasps ]

Get dressed.

W-Why?

What are you --

Shh. We don't want

to wake the others.

Just get dressed

and come with me.

Am I in trouble?

No.

I thought you said

you weren't reading anything?

Wow.

♪♪

♪♪

[ Woman singing in Italian ]

[ Whistling ]

[ Horn honking ]

♪♪

Should I have brought

my bathing suit?

No, you'll be cool.

Yeah,

so, this is Liguria,

so if someone offers you pesto,

just fucking take it.

♪♪

Hi.

Buon giorno.

Welcome aboard

my humble abode.

Oh, no.

No, I'm sorry.

That was so stupid.

[ Laughs ]

Wow.

Alright, so, I'll see you

back here same spot tonight?

Oh, yeah.

You're not gonna come?

Nah.

Have fun, though.

Ok-- Oh.

Must be so exciting

for you.

Oh, my God, yes.

This is awesome.

Oh, you gotta

take your shoes off.

Unless they're new.

Oh, yeah.

♪♪

♪♪

This is amazing.

♪♪

♪♪

So, how's the program

treating you?

Are you having fun?

Um, it's awesome.

It's so awesome.

Honestly, it's just so nice

to be in another country.

Right, it must be

strange for you,

never having been outside

of the States, huh?

Yeah.

I sometimes

take it for granted.

Bakersfield, huh?

Yeah.

This is...much better.

I'm glad

you're enjoying it.

I am -- I really am.

I-I want to see

and do everything.

I just want to, like,

appreciate every moment --

even though I know that

sounds dumb or whatever.

I don't think

that sounds dumb.

Take it all in.

Maybe I could show you

the Amalfi Coast sometime.

That'll really blow

your mind.

Hey, I want to show

you something.

I got these from a fisherman

friend of mine

this morning

in La Spezia.

Oh.

Amber...

tell me --

why are you here?

Your boat?

You invited me.

No, why are you here?

On this trip?

I'm confused.

I-I mean, my boss at home

recommended me.

Why are you so guarded?

I don't think I'm guarded.

Do you think I'm guarded?

If you could be famous,

would you?

Um, no.

What a random question.

Why not?

I don't know, I-I mean,

I don't really have

any special talents or anything.

But I don't think that

makes me guarded.

Before you make a call,

do you rehearse

what you're gonna say?

S-Sometimes, yeah.

Pr-- I mean, I guess, if --

if it's an important call.

Mm.

What roles do love and affection

play in your life?

Wow.

S-Sorry,

w-where is this going?

I mean, you know,

I don't know.

I love my family.

I love my cat, Stevie.

She's rea--

No, I mean romantically.

I-I don't really have that

in my life right now.

I-I-I kind of went through

a bad break-up

a few months ago.

He was really controlling

and, like --

I don't know,

he just made me feel,

like, really bad

about myself a lot.

Um, and I don't think

I was great for him, either.

I was, like, always trying to

break up with him,

and he was constantly,

like,

talking me back

into the relationship.

It just made me feel like

love is supposed to be

really hard work

and, like, that no one

would ever love me

without makeup on, and...

Wow,

that's really horrible.

You didn't deserve that.

Yeah, so, I guess I'm just --

I'm kind of glad

not to have love

in my life right now, you know?

I get to just be myself

and have fun.

So, there's been

nobody else?

Oh, God, no.

I mean, you know, if anything

like that's come up,

I've kind of just

shut it down.

Um...so maybe

I am a little guarded.

I don't know.

Yeah, that's really hard.

No -- I mean, it's fine.

Like, I'm okay.

It happens.

I'm -- I'm here.

Hmm.

I mean, what about you?

Right after

my sister died...

Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

I-I --

It was the hardest thing

that I've ever been through.

Everything else pales

in comparison --

meeting prime ministers,

dignitaries;

pitching VCs;

filming commercials.

Nothing phases me anymore.

Sorry, I-I d-- I don't --

I don't ever...

It's okay.

♪♪

Um, I was in a --

a bad place.

I was really searching

for something deeper --

something less lonely.

I wanted to open myself up

and not feel limited

by conventional

attitudes and moorings.

And I found myself,

one night,

uh, in a group situation...

Feeling I was rising up

out of my body...

All this,

like, intertwining...

Beautiful skin.

♪♪

You know, you start...

I don't know what...

♪♪

Such an amazing way

to sustain bliss,

you know?

♪♪

Maybe I could show you.

Yeah, totally.

I'm really happy

you're here, Amber.

♪♪

♪♪

[ Woman vocalizing ]

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

[ Horn honks ]

I guess Kat's gotta

get you back.

This was incredible.

Wow.

It was.

Thank you so much.

My pleasure.

[ Horn honking ]

Okay, okay!

Jesus.

Hey, listen, um,

my friend Ricky's

having this

little party tomorrow night.

He's a sculptor --

super talented.

Maybe you'd want to join?

If it's not too much.

No, yeah.

Amazing.

I-I'd love to.

Great.

So...

it's a date?

Yes.

Great.

[ Seagulls squawking ]

[ Horn honking ]

Oh, wait, one more thing.

It's probably best if we

keep this to ourselves,

'cause I don't want

the other managers

thinking you're getting

special treatment.

Of course.

Okay.

Oh. [ Sighs ]

That was so amazing.

I can't even believe it.

Yeah.

Just make sure to keep it

on the DL.

Right.

Totally.

[ Engine starts ]

Yeah, and he, like, asked me

all these intimate questions,

and he really

opened up to me

about his family

and his pain.

Wait, wait, his pain?

Yes, it was crazy.

Like, don't tell anyone,

but he told me about his sister

who died, and then we kissed.

And then, he invited me

to this artist party

tomorrow night as his date.

Wait, what the fuck?

So you're just, like,

riding on yachts

and you're, like,

his girlfriend now?

Okay, no,

I'm not his girlfriend.

We just had

an amazing day.

Oh, my God, is he

as hot in person?

Um, yeah.

Oh, my God,

I'm so jealous of you.

You're just gonna be, like,

flying all over the world

with your rich boyfriend,

meeting famous artists

on yachts and shit.

I told you this shit

was gonna happen.

He's not my boyfriend.

Okay,

that's your boyfriend.

How is that, Jen?

It's a little hard.

Well, that's what we refer

to as al dente.

It's actually the ideal

texture and doneness.

It's actually kind of gross,

this texture.

Yeah, it's really gross.

It's just, like, too bouncy.

But it's ideal.

Yeah, like, it's supposed

to be mushier.

Warm cat food

or something.

Yeah, like, right.

Well, not like -- It's like --

You know when you chew or eat,

like, an eraser,

it kind of tastes like --

Yeah.

Who would ever have pasta

like this?

Alright, you guys

can take your seats now.

Okay.

Amber,

how you feeling today?

Uh, great.

You sure?

You still don't have

that migraine?

Oh, yeah.

I-I do.

Okay, hmm.

Well, maybe you should go back

to your room and get some rest.

Yeah, that sounds great.

To, like -- to get rest.

Mm-hmm.

Glad she's getting some rest.

Dana: Hey, Craig, when is

Ms. Bence coming back?

Oh, she won't be coming back.

Fran: She gone.

Now, who knows what to do

with the water?

Do we pour out the water,

or do we use it for later?

I could show you

a better way to boil.

Oh.

Hey.

Jesus.

Nick sent me to escort you

to Ricky's party.

Great.

Um, let me just, I think,

run to my room and change,

and I'll meet you outside?

Nah,

don't worry about that.

We got you.

We need to be discreet.

Totally.

[ Woman

speaking Italian ]

♪♪

I don't know.

Is it too much?

E assolutamente

fighissima, vero?

Si, si, si.

Yeah, si, si.

No, that's the one.

We're getting that.

Oh, Kat, I can't afford this.

Oh, don't worry.

It's Nick's treat.

Che romantico.

"Pretty Woman," no?

Tranne che non

è una prostituta.

-What?

-[ Speaks Italian ]

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

We're good.

♪♪

♪♪

[ Indistinct conversations ]

♪♪

You want a drink?

Yes, please.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

La mia tartarughina...

Hi.

Oh, you look so beautiful.

Been thinking about you

non-stop.

Me, too.

I had so much fun.

♪♪

Here.

Come here, I want to introduce

you to some of my friends.

Okay.

There he is.

Amber, Amber, this is Ricky.

Oh, hi.

This is his party.

Oh, whoa.

We've been pals

for a long time now.

Mm-hmm.

He's almost

as good at sculpting

as he is at throwing parties.

I'm also a repository

for Nicky's dirty secrets.

[ Laughter ]

Easy.

T-Thank you so much

for having me.

Your place is unreal.

Well, thanks for crashing

the party.

Just fucking with you.

Oh.

Nicky,

you were not kidding.

Her skin is so luminous.

Look at this.

Oh.

Wow, do you model?

N-- Oh, no, never.

Never?

That's such a shame.

You seem very open-minded.

Open to new experiences,

am I right?

Well, I was open

to coming on this trip.

[ Laughter ]

She's funny, too.

Amber, uh, this is Danny,

Marcello, Wendy, Frank.

Ciao.

And this is my son, Giorgio,

and his lover, Vale.

Ciao.

Oh.

So nice to meet you.

Giorgio:

It's my pleasure.

And, uh, these here

are my first loves.

No offense to Giorgio.

This is my early work.

Oh, wow.

Would you like

a little tour?

Yes.

That okay with you?

You don't mind sharing?

[ Laughs ]

So, this piece

was made to honor

the victims of Amatrice.

God, what a tragedy.

Mm.

Ah, the fragility

of, uh, flesh.

This piece here,

this is from a series

that was commissioned

by Sir Richard Branson.

Cool.

Yeah.

He's a great guy --

really down to earth.

Nick:

This one's my favorite.

You have great taste, Nicky.

This was three weeks

after giving birth to Giorgio.

I mean, it's amazing how

resilient our bodies are, hmm?

Oh, Amber, uh,

this is my wife, Sofia.

Oh, hi.

Come, let's go and sit.

Yeah, go.

I'll find you.

Got it.

Okay.

Have fun.

Oh.

[ Giggles ]

[ Giggles ]

Oh.

Oh, no, no, no,

no, no, no.

Stay. Hmm.

Nicky speaks

so highly of you.

It's adorable.

He never speaks highly

of anyone, it's so strange.

Really?

Well, he's been really sweet

and -- and so generous.

Yeah, he's like that.

You seem so open-minded.

[ Laughs nervously ]

Why does everyone

keep telling me that?

[ Both laugh ]

Oh, G-- Oh, m--

There you are.

I was looking

all over for you.

Uh-oh.

Stage-one clinger.

Oh, no, I'm -- I'm not --

Oh, you're just

a little turtle

being forced out

of your shell?

I --

No, I'm k--

I'm totally kidding.

Oh, my God, I'm --

I'm totally kidding.

Okay.

Oh, you look so beautiful.

Thank you.

Come on, baby turtle,

I wanna show you something.

♪ Never seen so many men ask

you if you wanted to dance ♪

♪ And looking for

a little romance ♪

♪ Given half a chance ♪

I requested this

just for you.

Oh, 'cause of my dress?

♪ Or the highlights

in your hair ♪

Yeah.

♪ That catch your eyes ♪

♪ I have been blinded ♪

♪ The lady in red ♪

♪ Is dancing with me ♪

♪ Cheek to cheek ♪

Fuck.

♪ There's nobody here ♪

You look

so much like her.

Like who?

♪ It's just you and me ♪

My sister. Connie.

It's uncanny.

Right, I'm sorry.

No.

I'm sorry.

♪ This beauty by my side ♪

You just captivate me.

♪ I'll never forget ♪

It scares me.

Bri-- Brings up all these --

all these feelings --

Hey, may I?

♪ Oooooh oooooh ♪

[ Sniffs ]

You smell so good.

♪ I've never seen you

looking so gorgeous ♪

♪ As you did tonight ♪

♪ I've never seen you shine

so bright ♪

♪ You were amazing ♪

♪ Never seen so many people ♪

Excuse me, Ricky,

I'd like to cut in, alright?

♪ And when you turn to me

and smile ♪

♪ Took my breath away ♪

You know, your name

in Italian would be "Ambra."

Really? That's cool.

♪ I have never had

such a feeling ♪

Vale: Hey.

♪ Such a feeling

of complete... ♪

[ Speaking Italian ]

Don't worry, I --

Na puttana!

Oh --

Puttana!

♪ Is dancing with me ♪

Hey, follow me.

[ Yelling in Italian ]

Vale! Vale!

Amber: Where's Nick?

Just keep it moving.

Okay.

You okay?

I don't know.

Vale, Vale, Vale.

[ Yelling in Italian ]

[ Vale and Giorgio

arguing in Italian ]

Vale, Vale --

[ Arguing continues ]

I'm so, so sorry.

I really fucked this up.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I think so.

I'm such a fucking --

I had such a lovely time

with you.

I really, really don't

want that to scare you.

Did it scare you?

Are you scared?

Uh, please don't be scared.

It's okay, I'm okay.

Oh, we're good, Nick.

We gotta get

a move on, okay?

I-I'll see you soon,

okay?

-Vale!

-Go, go, go, go.

♪ Lady in red ♪

What a shit show.

Are you hungry?

I don't know what I am.

Do you want

to get a nightcap?

I know

a really good place.

Kat: This used to be

the number-one restaurant

in the world.

Now it's number three.

Oh.

It's still just as good.

Alright, just go along

with whatever I say, okay?

It'll be cool.

Cool.

Man: Vivo.

[ Conversing in Italian ]

Pretend to pour a salt shaker

onto your tongue.

Really?

Yeah.

Grazie.

I told him we were

really hungry.

Eh, voilà.

Wow, this looks

incredible.

There you go.

Told you.

[ Speaking Italian ]

Oh, my God.

Mm-hmm.

It's so good.

I know.

Just hurry up and eat

before he gets back.

Why?

You don't want to have

to pay for this.

I thought it was free.

Don't you know that guy?

Yeah,

he's a fucking scumbag.

Just eat.

Come on, let's go.

Come on.

[ Sighs ]

[ Speaks Italian ]

♪♪

[ Rock music playing ]

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

[ Speaks Italian ]

♪♪

Hey.

Ah! Ah!

[ Yells in Italian ]

[ Yells in Italian ]

♪♪

[ Glass shatters ]

♪♪

♪♪

That was fucking badass.

I wanna fucking

kill that guy.

Let's get out of here.

Move!

[ Both laughing ]

[ Both breathing heavily ]

You're really...

kind of intense.

Does it scare you?

Kind of.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

[ Moaning ]

Wait, wait, wait.

Oh, I don't know --

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry,

I'm a little confused.

I just --

All that shit

with Nick earlier, you know?

It just fucking --

just kind of threw me.

Are you for real? Nick?

I don't know.

I don't -- you know --

Can I, like --

We have, like, a thing.

I-I don't --

Yeah, no,

Nick's a fucking baby.

He's incapable of caring

about anyone but himself.

He's just, like,

tripping on you

because of his sister.

But --

I-I mean...you're not there.

I don't --

No, Amber,

he does this with everyone.

You're not special.

It's, like, his M.O.

Look, I'm sorry.

Maybe we should just head back.

Okay, cool.

Kat --

No, it's cool.

Let's get you back.

[ Train whistle blows ]

[ Train chugging ]

Fran: It's bullshit, man.

What does this have to do

with cooking?

-Just fucking do it, Fran.

-Hey, guys.

Dana: Um, we're doing trust

falls. If you want, I can --

Sorry, I guess I overslept.

Glad you're

feeling better.

Hey, where's Susie?

She wasn't feeling well,

so I said she could

take the day off.

She seemed all right to me

last night,

if you know what I mean.

What do you mean?

Nothing, I just, you know,

mean she didn't seem sick --

literally.

Mm-hmm.

What?

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

[ Indistinct conversation ]

[ Keys jingling ]

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

[ Sighs ]

[ Vehicle approaching ]

[ Brakes squeal softly ]

[ Engine shuts off ]

[ Vehicle doors open and close ]

Susie.

Jen: Amber?

[ Gasps ]

Oh. You scared me.

Can we talk?

Sure.

Why aren't we as close

as we used to be?

What do you mean?

You didn't tell me

you weren't feeling well.

You didn't tell me

any of that.

And where were you coming

from before?

You should tell me

these things.

We're friends.

We used to be close.

We would tell each other

everything. Remember that?

You weren't with Jen

and Susie, were you?

No.

Don't lie.

No.

If you're fucking lying,

I will find out in one minute.

I just overslept, is all.

And let me tell you

something else --

it gets back to me

that you're going around

snitching, gossiping,

and telling everyone that I need

what's in my suitcase.

I'm doing fine

with my new pills, okay?

So stop gossiping about me,

you little bitch.

I'm sorry.

Say it again.

I'm sorry.

What are you sorry for?

Everything?

Good.

Okay, fine.

Apology accepted, bitch.

-So we had the mice infestation.

-Yeah.

Vermin are a big no-no

with the health inspectors.

Hey.

Hey.

It was raining so much,

we had black mold.

Hey, where's Susie?

I think she's really sick,

right?

Mm, mm.

It's sad.

You know, I thought I saw

her leave yesterday with Kat.

With Kat?

Mm --

Mm, yeah, I don't know.

Really? You don't know

anything about that?

Not, like, maybe --

She's sick.

Chill, okay?

Craig: Morning, bambini.

Jen: Morning.

So, we're gonna watch

a video today --

"Life is Beautiful."

You couldn't find that

on laser disc, there, Craig?

It stars Roberto Benini.

Anyone seen it?

I have, Craig.

Okay, yeah, I haven't seen it,

either, but it got some Oscars.

It's supposed to be a banger.

Craig,

I feel really sick.

I just f--

I don't feel good.

Oh, no.

You need to excuse yourself?

Uh, yeah, I'm sorry.

Is that okay?

I mean, I don't want you

to miss out.

This is supposed

to be hysterical.

I just think I need to,

like, rest, you know?

Are they telling you

to say this?

Just fucking drop it.

I gotcha.

Feel better, Jen.

Okay.

Bye, guys.

I'll miss you guys.

Ugh, don't worry about me.

I'm okay.

Fran: Boy, they're really

dropping like flies, huh?

Hey, maybe we should go

whip up

some wellness shots

or something, you know?

Like, in the kitchen?

Like, make something, Craig?

Can I talk to you

outside for a second?

Showing a movie

to kill some time?

Okay.

This is some substitute

teacher bullshit, Craig.

Here.

Oh, I-I don't really smoke.

It was subterfuge.

Just don't inhale.

Okay, um...

Listen...

I think something weird

might be going on.

What do you mean?

Well, don't you think

it's weird that Liz Bence

suddenly disappeared

with no explanation?

I guess.

Is it weird?

And then, like, we haven't

seen Susie in two days.

And, like, Jen is suddenly

acting so strange,

and she's not feeling well.

Like, you had a bad migraine

for two days,

and I looked it up,

'cause I was worried.

And --

And I found, normally,

they only last

for four hours.

Why are all the women

in this program

suddenly getting sick?

I mean, have you talked

to Deb recently?

Something is definitely

going on with her.

So, maybe

it wasn't a migraine.

Maybe it was

something else.

Like what?

Poison.

Poison?

Think about it.

Liz Bence was making

all our food, right?

Mm-hmm.

Then, she disappears.

All of a sudden,

all of the women in the program

are dropping like flies.

Okay, I didn't actually

have a migraine.

That was just something

I said to cover

what was really going on.

Okay, well, what was

really going on?

Remember Kat?

Nick's assistant?

Of course.

Well, she secretly took me

to Nick's boat.

What?

Yeah.

She, like, made up

this whole scenario

so I could spend

the day with Nick,

and we went out

on his huge yacht.

And, like, then she drove me

back here afterwards,

and they both told me

not to tell anybody.

But, like,

Kat is kinda sketchy.

Like, she and Nick have

a super volatile relationship.

Like,

she kind of hates him.

You spent the day on Nick's

yacht, just the two of you?

Y-Yeah, and --

and what I'm saying is...

Wow. Yeah.

...Kat...

Yeah, yeah, that's fun.

A boat day, that's cool.

Okay, Dana?

Listen to me.

What I'm trying to say is

that Kat is kind of shady.

The next time I saw Nick --

Wait, you saw Nick again?

Yes, and she was supposed

to bring me right back here

afterward, and instead,

she took me to Lucca.

Birthplace of Puccini.

And then, just yesterday,

I saw her taking Susie away.

And she got back last night,

and Susie was gone.

And she left me some book

about kidnapping.

I'm just saying, if something

sketchy is going on here,

maybe Kat has something

to do with it.

Hey, uh, Craig.

I, uh -- I have to go

to the bathroom so bad.

Uh, is it okay if I go

to the bathroom?

'Cause I gotta go so bad.

Yeah.

Thanks. Oh, man.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

Dana: So,

I got all these photos

from the other

manager trips.

Do you notice anything?

Um, there's regular ones

and there's crazy ones?

Like, they're -- they're

making silly faces and stuff?

Yeah, but look closer.

Almost all of the managers

are women,

and if you look at Kat,

she's next to the prettiest

girl in every single photo.

You think

I'm the prettiest girl?

Look, it's all women.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

I made out with Kat.

Okay, yeah.

No, that's --

But now, it makes so much sense

why she was so upset

with Nick

this whole time.

Like -- Like, she was jealous

of him and me.

Maybe we -- we were ruining

her whole plan.

But jealous about what?

Him and I making

out and stuff.

She saw it when

she picked me up.

Wait, you made out

with Nick, too?

Y-- Why are our trips

so different?

Wait a second.

I just thought

of something.

Fran and I both have

unisex names.

They thought

we were women, too.

And that is why Nick

was so weird

when we first met,

right?

It's not just Kat --

it's Nick, too.

No, no, no, no, no.

I-I don't think it is Nick.

Like, I haven't even seen Nick

with any other women --

only Kat.

And Kat, she's been, like,

steering me to suspect him

this whole time.

Right.

Kat's the poisoner.

No, I don't think

there's poison.

I don't thi--

I feel like we moved on

from the poison thing.

I think that Kat

has developed

this whole program to,

like, hook up.

I don't know.

I mean, Nick is super rich.

He oversees everything

about the program.

There's no way something

like this could happen

without him

knowing about it.

I think Nick's

the mastermind.

No, I j--

What the fuck?

♪♪

Amber?

Amber!

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

Amber?

I can see you.

Were you following me?

What are you doing?

I should ask you

the same question.

I wasn't following you.

No, not the following part.

What are you doing?

What do you mean?

The whole

yacht-seduction thing.

You do this

with all the managers?

Seduction?

Amber,

listen to yourself.

You sound

really disregulated.

Should I be worried

about you?

It's just, all these women

are acting so strange

and disappearing.

And Kat said --

Wait, I don't know anything

about any women disappearing.

Kat said that?

You need

to stay away from her.

She's a trickster.

I fired her.

What? When?

This morning.

It's been a long time

coming.

She's unstable.

She's a deeply unhappy person.

Don't be like her.

It didn't end well for her.

Didn't e--

Amber,

don't throw this away.

Do you have oysters

for Jen, too?

You're doing it again,

baby turtle.

You're pushing me away

like you always do

and going

in your little shell.

Why are you so afraid

of being loved?

Are you serious?

Why would you say that

to me?

You admitted you sabotaged

all your past relationships.

It's exactly

what you're doing now.

I can't believe you would

use that against me.

You're fucking

gaslighting me.

Gaslighting you?

I feel like I've been really

sensitive to you

and have had nothing

but the purest intentions.

Look, I'm hosting

a fete tomorrow night

and I thought maybe --

No!

Something shady is

going on here with you.

I know it.

Look, maybe take a moment

and realize you're in Italy.

Fuck Italy.

[ Engine starts ]

♪♪

Shit.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

[ Knock on door ]

You're back.

You were right. It is Nick,

the fucking asshole.

Ugh, that creep.

I followed him and Jen.

He took her to the yacht.

He denied everything.

And Kat's gone.

Kat's gone?

Yeah,

he said she's fired.

But who knows

what's true?

He's trying to make me think

I'm crazy now.

He's using shit against me

from my past.

What does that mean?

Like, the other day

on the boat,

he was asking me all these

intimate questions, and --

and I told him some --

some really private stuff.

I'm such a fucking idiot.

Whoa.

Like, what private stuff?

It's private.

Sorry.

But, like,

it was really weird,

because it started out

super simply.

Like, "If you could be famous,

would you?"

But then, he got into shit

about, like,

"What roles do love and

affection play in your life?"

Like, who even talks

like that?

When did you last sing

to yourself?

Last week, why?

[ Typing ]

Look.

"'The New York Times' 36

Questions that Lead to Love."

Oh, my God.

Nick is the mastermind.

Okay, we gotta get the fuck

out of here.

Right. Well,

Craig has our passports.

[ Soft music playing ]

[ Door opens ]

[ Music stops ]

We're American citizens,

and so we have a right

to demand

our passports back now.

And so,

we do demand that.

Furthermore, we want

to be flown out of here --

t-tonight, now.

Uh, well, yeah, that's --

that's not gonna happen.

Look, we know there's

something shady going on,

and we just want

to leave quietly.

So, just give us our passports,

and we won't report

any of this --

Wait, what?

What's that, now?

All these "women"

getting "sick"...

What are these

air quotes about?

I'm not following.

Where's Liz?

Where's Susie, huh?

We know they're not

just getting "sick," Craig.

So, Lizzie was only scheduled

to be here two days,

and she's left.

Well,

what about my migraine?

I didn't even have one.

Oh, you didn't?

Huh.

Why did you say you did?

Listen, guys,

tomorrow's the last day.

It's probably best

not to rock the boat.

I have a woman's name.

♪♪

♪♪

So, I need to apologize

once again

for showing "Life is Beautiful."

Uh, my bad.

I'll be reading the synopses

from here on out.

I'd also like to, uh,

remind everyone that

you're very lucky to be here,

and you should be

very appreciative

of this opportunity.

So, keep it professional

and positive, okay?

So, in that spirit, let's do

some trust-building

exercises today.

This one's called

"Pass the Zuke."

Uh, share something personal

about yourselves, uh,

perhaps something you learned

on this trip. I'll start.

Um, I got

a better idea, Craig.

We should play Mafia.

It's really fun and it's

a great way to build trust.

Alright, so, I'm gonna hand

out these little cards.

They're gonna tell you

if you are a villager

or a member of the Mafia.

And then we're all

gonna close our eyes.

Mafia members will open them,

make eye contact,

and carefully choose

someone to kill.

Jen: Hey, Nick.

-Hey, Nick.

-Ciao, amici.

Amber, could we have

a word outside, please?

I'm good.

She's good.

Hey, uh,

you want to play, Nick?

Uh, okay.

Sure.

What's the game?

Mafia.

Great.

-Awesome.

-Unreal.

Okay.

Shuffle these boys up.

Keep those close

to the vest.

Don't let anyone know

who you are.

Do you understand

the game, Deb?

Deb: Yes. I think I do.

Here you go, my don.

[ Yawns loudly ]

Okay, everybody.

It's morningtime.

The sun is rising.

The birds are chirping.

You just had a restful sleep.

And in a second, everyone's

gonna open their eyes,

except for Dana.

Dana, you're dead, bro.

Okay.

Well, obviously,

it was Nick.

Right?

What'd you do with them?

Who?

Wait. Dana, you're not

allowed to talk.

You're dead.

Why would you think

that I did it?

Well, because

you know I know.

I mean, it's so obvious.

Know what, Dana?

Dana,

zip it up, dude, okay?

Were you Mafia

or were you a villager?

Yeah, maybe play it cool.

No, no.

He makes himself out to be

this amazing guy, right?

Mm-hmm.

With this amazing family.

And that

bringing all of us here

will let us be

a part of that.

And, instead,

he just totally snubs me,

and this program sucks!

It sucks.

I'm sorry.

You just fly a bunch

of white people out here.

You make a Bolognese.

You watch moves in this

dilapidated, low-rent shithole.

You have no other plan.

I hear trains go by

every fucking three seconds.

My room has silverfish in it,

and they really scare me,

but I don't want

to kill them,

so I'm just living

with fucking silverfish?!

Fuck this!

I'm Persian.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

But where is everyone

disappearing to?

Nick,

are you poisoning them?

-Whoa! Stop it.

-You're being a dick, Dana.

No, no, no.

It's okay.

You want to talk

about family?

You ever held your sister's hand

as she died

right in front of you?

No, I haven't.

That would be

an incredible coincidence.

I have.

Connie --

Connie was my everything.

I mean, this isn't

what I signed up for.

Tuscan Grove was supposed to be

a fine-dining experience,

so I didn't know

it was gonna snowball

into some fucking populist,

mass-produced,

fucking fast-food bullshit.

It was supposed

to be my Spago,

my Chez Panisse.

I've accepted what

it's become --

a massive success.

Great.

And now I try and create

a beautiful experience

for all of you,

inviting...

you into my home...

...my villa, my...

my life.

And you have the nerve

to accuse me?

I-I really put my heart

on the line this time.

Never again.

[ Sobbing ]

It hurt -- it hurts.

[ Sobbing continues ]

[ Sniffling ]

I'm sorry.

Thank you for inviting me

into your little game.

But I should go.

-No. No. No, no, no.

-Nick, come on, man.

Nico.

[ Sighs deeply ]

Way to go, Dana,

you pussy.

Hey, fuck you, Fran.

You're a fraud.

What'd you say?

You're a fraud.

I saw your episode

of "Chef's Challenge,"

and a fucking tween

beat you.

A twe-- a tween?!

Elliot is 13 1/2 years old.

That's not a tween.

And, furthermore, the rules

are fucking bullshit.

Think about it.

You know what?

They edited it to make me

look like an asshole.

You weren't even there.

Fuck you.

Craig: Enough!

This is supposed to be

a team-building exercise.

Dana, cool out.

Ooh! Ooh! Fooh!

Big man Craig standing up!

You're a fucking fascist, okay?

You have no right to kidnap us

like this, alright?

I already apologized

about the video.

Sit down.

I'm not talking

about the video.

You're dead.

I'm talking about the fact

that you're a fucking patchouli

Charles Manson bitch

who I'm about to fuck up!

Oh, we got a hot shot here.

You're out

of your fucking mind.

Do you want to go back

to Teaneck?

Fran: Hey, hey.

I'm from Tenafly.

Hey, Dana, come on.

Sit down now.

-Sit down now.

-Take off your shirt.

-I'm not gonna take my --

-Sit down!

-No!

-Hey! Sit -- Hey!

-I'm not about --

-Sit down!

Now you're fucked!

No, no, no, no.

Now you're fucked!

Hey, come on, now.

Now my shirt's off,

and I can't stop

till I feel blood.

Sit down!

Okay!

Good.

We won't fight.

'Cause I'm starting to

feel sick anyway,

'cause I guess something

seems to be going around.

[ Whispers ] I'm gonna go drink

at the villa.

Craig: What?

What?

What the hell?

[ Sighs ]

I think Deb's the killer.

You bitch!

Oh!

You're all bitches!

All of you.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

[ Gasps ]

Oh, my God!

Hey. Sorry.

It's okay.

Are you okay?

'Cause that was a lot before.

No, I had to create

a diversion.

Listen, you've got

to come with me.

There is something big

going on.

Dana: All these people

are showing up

in fancy clothes.

Well, Nick told me

he was having a party tonight.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

But they have

machine guns.

Machine guns?!

[ Owl hooting ]

Shh, shh.

♪♪

♪♪

What the fuck?

Holy shit.

It's murder.

It's murder.

I knew it.

What the fuck?

♪♪

Okay. Okay.

I'm gonna tail her.

You stay here, okay?

And be careful.

Wait, wait.

Why?

What kind of plan is that?

Why do we keep putting

ourselves in danger?

I got this.

[ Shutter clatters ]

Sorry. Fuck.

♪♪

♪♪

[ Screams ]

No!

Aah!

Aaaaah!

[ Sniffles ]

Fuck.

♪♪

♪♪

Deb?

Deb?

Just --

It happened so fast.

♪♪

[ Screaming ]

Amber!

Amber!

♪♪

Fran, Fran, open up!

Fran: Yeah?

One sec.

Come on, come on, come on,

come on, come on.

[ Sniffs ]

-Oh. Hey.

-We got to get out of here.

Dana's dead.

Deb's in on it.

Nick and Craig have

Liz tied up in the villa

for some kind of human sacrifice

or something.

I don't know.

But we got to go.

We got to go.

Is this a bit?

Dude, this is

really happening.

We got to get Jen and get

the fuck out of here.

Okay. Did you take

too much melatonin or what?

Dana is dead!

This is for real!

Amber: Oh, my God.

She's coming.

She's coming.

Come on.

Who's coming?

-Oh, Jesus.

-Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen.

-Go, go!

-Jen.

Fran: Jen. Jen. Jen.

She's fucking dead.

Amber: I told you.

Shit!

Hide, hide, hide.

Hide, hide, hide.

Shh, shh, shh.

Okay, wait.

So, what's happening?

Dana and I saw Liz

tied up in the villa.

We split up, and then

I found him dead

with Deb

standing over him.

They knew he knew.

Basically, Nick runs

this whole program

to get unsuspecting women here

and seduce them,

and now people

are getting murdered.

Why?

I don't know!

But, like, you know how everyone

keeps disappearing

and, like, how you have

a woman's name?

What? I-I --

Look, I keep trying 911,

but it's not working.

Deb: Amber?

Shh!

Amber?

Amber.

Where are you?

♪♪

Fucking bitch.

♪♪

[ Both sigh ]

Oh, my God.

Okay.

I'm trying 911, but I think

they have it jammed.

[ Cellphone rings ]

Yo!

Shh!

Where you been?

Wait. Who's that?

I'm Fran.

'Sup?

Shh. Listen.

We're being hunted,

and people have been murdered.

What the fuck?

Did you call 911?

It's not working.

I-I think they jammed it.

[ Door opens ]

Shh, shh, shh.

[ Door opens ]

Let's make a run for it.

♪♪

Deb: Amber?

Emily: W-Wait. What -- what --

What just happened?

Is that the killer?

Deb: Amber?

♪♪

[ Gurgles ]

Why are we running towards

the fucking villa?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Some fucking plan.

Help.

Help.

He's here.

Look -- he's alive.

-Who is alive?

-Help me.

Who was that?

Who was that?

-Hey, hey.

-Help.

Oh, and he's covered

in piss.

Oh, God.

Are you okay?

What did Deb do to you?

Not Deb, pigs.

Pigs?

That's some fucking Manson

hippie race-war bullshit.

You know,

helter-skelter, baby.

Guys.

[ Pig squealing ]

Oh!

Oh! We got to go.

We got to run!

Come on!

[ Grunting and squealing ]

♪♪

Fran: What is this?

It's the atrium.

Dana, Dana,

don't fall asleep.

Don't fall asleep.

You know this place.

You got to tell us

where to go.

Where do we hide?

Study.

Study? Where is that?

Dana, Dana!

Is he okay?

I don't know.

What do we do?

Whoa, whoa.

I remember.

He -- he pointed it out.

Okay. Let's go that way.

My friend is in Italy,

and they're running away

from a serial killer.

Okay.

Italy, Italy, the country.

What -- Who do I call?

What do you mean

you don't know?

♪♪

♪♪

Hey.

Welcome.

Guys, this is Amber.

She came.

Mama Martucci?

You brought friends.

That's great.

It's Lucca porn.

It's what I was telling you

about at the bar.

Woman:

Isn't she gorgeous?

Oh.

Okay, this is not

what it looks like.

Wait.

This is not Lucca porn?

'Cause it looks exactly

like Lucca porn.

What the fuck?!

♪♪

[ Woman moaning ]

[ Grunting and squealing ]

[ People screaming ]

♪♪

Aah!

♪♪

Sorry.

My alarm didn't go off.

I got it.

Italy -- it's not 911,

it's 112.

Uh, you guys...

[ Laughing ]

Okay.

Okay, cool.

Alright.

There's nothing

you can do?

I can't fill in a police report

or anything?

It's a private...

Liz: So, this is

kind of exciting.

I still have

my butt plug in.

So do I.

You do?

Oh, my God!

♪♪

Hey.

Hey.

How you doin'?

Thanks.

Well, that wasn't really

how I saw that playing out.

Yeah.

But, I mean, we were kind of

right about the sex stuff.

Yeah.

And I got to see

Mama Martucci.

So, um, I guess

this is goodbye.

Yeah.

It was really nice to get

to know you a little.

Thanks for the adventure.

Uh, yeah, anytime.

Take care.

Hey.

Yeah, well, we really did it

this time, eh, kid?

Sure.

Feel better.

Is this the part

where we kiss?

Um --

Or --

Oh, no, I --

Okay.

♪♪

[ Sighs ]

And then we were --

I tried to warn everyone.

I told them.

And then

there were the pigs.

Little pigs.

There were pigs.

I think the pills

my pharmacist gave me --

they were

the wrong pills.

[ Siren wailing ]

♪♪

Ciao.

Oh, my God.

What happened?

Shit go down?

Where have you been?

I was in Genoa.

It was chill.

Miss me?

Yeah.

Aww.

I mean,

I don't know why...

Is that a dildo gun?

Yeah.

♪♪

♪♪

♪ Now the ballroom's empty ♪

♪ Everybody I have known ♪

It's so creepy how

she can sleep like that.

♪ Has been and gone ♪

♪ With the music over ♪

Craig:

Okay, well, ragazzi,

I guess this

is the end of the line.

I hope you cherish

these memories

for the rest of your lives.

It has been an honor.

And I also want to remind you

that you all signed NDAs,

which are legally

binding and actionable

and preclude you

from discussing any

and all details

from the trip.

-Jesus.

-Ciao, amici.

♪ Spin me 'round ♪

♪ Spin me 'round ♪

♪ Spin me 'round ♪

♪ Now there must be something ♪

♪ In what they say

of all things ♪

♪ Great and small ♪

♪ There's a dozen roses ♪

Hey.

♪ Lying almost dying ♪

Oh, my God.

If it logs you out, sometimes

it just needs to be reset,

which we do

with the admin password.

That's the bank?

Yeah.

Everything -- It should be

normal stuff looking,

like, breathtaking.

Yeah.

♪ Spin me 'round ♪

♪ Spin me 'round ♪

♪ Spin me 'round ♪

♪ Spin me 'round ♪

♪ Spin me 'round ♪

♪ Spin me 'round ♪

♪ Spin me 'round ♪

♪ Spin me 'round ♪

♪ Spin me 'round ♪

[ Applause ]

Oh, my God.

The man himself.

I'm such --

I can't believe you're here.

I can't believe you are --

Can I take a picture with you?

Come over here.

Could you take a picture?

Let's go now.

Hurry up.

Amber:

What are you doing here?

I've been thinking a lot

about what happened.

That was no way

to say goodbye.

Yeah.

Look, I feel terrible.

My friends and I have been

having those kind of parties

for so long,

maybe I took it for granted.

I always invite managers

from the group,

and whoever comes comes.

Yikes.

[ Laughs ]

No.

No, I just really want everyone

to have a good time,

and I guess I thought you were

into that kind of thing

because of what

we talked about.

When I told you about

my experiences with group sex

and sustained bliss

from Tantric techniques

and asked if you were

into that kind of thing

and you said "yes"?

[ Door opens ]

[ Door closes ]

Oka--

So, wow.

I didn't ca-- That's --

I wondered why you said

"sustained bliss."

That -- I-I-I must

have zoned out.

Hmm.

But I don't think that excuses

all of your behavior.

Oh, no, no, no.

No, I agree.

I've done

regrettable things.

And after everything

that happened,

I've been doing

a lot of soul-searching,

and I've realized

that it's best for me --

and for others -- if I swear off

any kind of physical intimacy

with anyone for a while.

I'm celibate now.

Look, baby turtle,

meeting you

genuinely opened me up.

I can't believe you came all

this way to tell me that.

I really needed to see you

again.

That's wild.

I guess I was hoping you'd

take me up on my offer

to sail

the Amalfi Coast together --

as my primary.

I want to be

with you only.

♪♪

♪♪

Come on, baby turtle.

Say "yes."

♪♪

I -- You know what?

I-I don't think so.

I --

I think it's actually

kind of inappropriate,

since you're my boss.

Is that why you kept telling me

not to tell anybody?

Okay.

Uh, you sure?

I'm sure.

I'm good here.

But, you know, I hope

you have a safe trip

back to wherever.

Um...

I got you something.

I-I don't want this.

I'm not your baby turtle.

I think you should go.

Wow.

Okay.

'Cause I-I thought

maybe --

Bye, Nick.

Go.

Get the fuck out of here!

[ Door opens ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Sighs ]

Staff:

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday, dear Alex ♪

♪ Happy birthday -- ♪

[ "I'm Not in Love" by 10cc

playing ]

♪♪

[ Beeping ]

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪ I'm not in love ♪

♪ So don't forget it ♪

♪ It's just a silly phase

I'm going through ♪

♪ And just because ♪

♪ I call you up ♪

♪ Don't get me wrong,

don't think you've got it made ♪

♪ I'm not in love ♪

♪ No, no ♪

♪ It's because ♪

♪ I like to see you ♪

♪ But then again ♪

♪ That doesn't mean you mean

that much to me ♪

♪ So if I call you ♪

♪ Don't make a fuss ♪

♪ Don't tell your friends

about the two of us ♪

♪ I'm not in love ♪

♪ No, no ♪

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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.

Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.