Spiders (2000) - full transcript

P.A.: DR. WILLIAMS
TO LAUNCH PAD STAT.

REBECCA GREEN,
REPORT TO YOUR SECTOR.

REBECCA GREEN,
REPORT TO YOUR SECTOR.

[HISSES]

PROJECT 28,
PLEASE REPORT TO TRIPAD 3.

PROJECT 28, TRIPAD 3.

Woman: BETTER
CHECK ON THAT ONE.

Man: VERTICAL STABILIZERS
ARE A DEFINITE GO.

Man:
FLIGHT COM IS A GO.

PUNCH IN ON 6.

Flight announcer:
SOLARIS
MISSION, ARE YOU READY?



T MINUS 10 SECONDS
AND COUNTING.

10...9...

8...7...

6...5...

ENGINES ARE FIRING.
READY FOR LIFT-OFF.

4...3...

2...1...

WE HAVE LIFT-OFF.

GODSPEED,
SOLARIS
CREW.

Woman: SHUTTLE'S
RIGHT ON THE MARK.

IT'S A PERFECT
TAKE-OFF.

Man:
SOLARIS,
YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD.

[WATCH BEEPS]

[GASPS]



HEY, WATCH IT!
SORRY! SORRY!

Receptionist: YES, THIS IS
THE HAMDEN COLLEGE NEWSROOM.

HOW MAY I DIRECT YOUR CALL?

YOU WANT TO TALK TO WHO?
YOU'RE CALLING FROM MARS.

OH, ANOTHER ONE, HUH?

OK, OK, JUST A MOMENT,
PLEASE.

MARCI, THERE'S SOME MORE
OF THEM
HERE TO SEE YOU.

I SENT THEM BACK
TO YOUR DESK.

YOU REALIZE THEY'RE INSANE,
DON'T YOU?

THEY WERE STEALING
THE NON-DAIRY CREAMER.

[LAUGHS]

THANKS.

MM-HMM.

Receptionist:
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
WHO DID YOU WANT TO TALK TO?

YOU WANT ME TO
HAVE YOUR BABY?

I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE.
I'M MARCI. AND YOU ARE?

JOE AND LORETTA.

THANKS SO MUCH
FOR COMING IN.

I HOPE YOU CAN HELP US.

SO...YOU CAME HERE
HOW LONG AGO?

2 YEARS, 4 MONTHS--

AND 15 DAYS.

I SEE, I SEE.

AND, UH, HOW ARE
YOU ADJUSTING?

WELL, IT'S VERY HARD
TO MAKE FRIENDS HERE.

AND JOE JUST LOST HIS JOB
AT THE FROSTY FREEZE.

I UNDERSTAND.

IT'S...HARD TO LIVE
LIFE IN L.A.

I WAS IN CHARGE OF
THE FREEZY MACHINE.

HMM. EXCUSE ME.

JAKE, DO YOU HAVE
THOSE CHARTS
I ASKED FOR?

DOWNLOADING NOW.

COOL.

SO...

DO YOU REMEMBER
WHERE YOU LANDED?

WE WERE BEAMED.

YOU
WERE
BEAMED.

YEAH. BEAMED.
FROM?

FROM ALPHA CENTAURI.

I SEE.
NOW, IS IT TRUE
THAT BEING BEAMED

SENDS YOUR
BLOOD PRESSURE RIGHT
THROUGH THE ROOF?

OUR BLOOD PRESSURE'S
DETERMINED BY
THE LUNAR CALENDAR.

YEAH.

I SEE.

I DON'T FEEL RIGHT HERE.
I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.

TO A PLACE WHERE
I BELONG, YOU KNOW?

WELL, I'VE BEEN MONITORING
A PLACE IN THE DESERT.

I BELIEVE IT MAY BE
THE PLACE WHERE YOU LANDED.

[SPEAKING
ALIEN LANGUAGE]

JAKE?

JAKE?

DO YOU HAVE
ANY INFO YET?

YEAH, HANG ON.
IT'S STILL PRINTING.

COOL. COOL.

[SPEAKING
ALIEN LANGUAGE]

I MANAGED TO--AHEM--
ACQUIRE SOME INFORMATION

FROM THE NETWORK FAA,
RESTRICTED,

ON WHAT IS COMMONLY
KNOWN AS AREA 21.

THE THING ABOUT THIS PLACE

IS NO ONE'S EVER ALLOWED
TO FLY OVER IT.

SLICK,
YOU'RE LATE.

SORRY. I HAD TO MIX
A WHOLE NEW BATCH
OF DEVELOPER.

BUT...LOOK AT THIS ONE.

DOES THIS LOOK
FAMILIAR TO YOU?

OH, NO. OH, NO.

[SHOUTING IN
ALIEN LANGUAGE]

LET'S GO SEE PHIL.

Receptionist: I'M SORRY.
HE'S OUT OF THE OFFICE.

HELLO? CAN I HELP YOU?

[SLURPING]

OK. HOLD ON.

MARCI, I DON'T
HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

THESE TWO
ARE ALIENS.

WE ARE FROM
THE FURTHEST REACHES

OF THE ALPHA
CENTAURI SYSTEM.

MARCI, HE'S GOT
A NEW JERSEY ACCENT.

THE GOVERNMENT
IMPLANTS A CHIP.

YOU'VE GOTTA BE
KIDDING ME.

THEY'VE HAD THEIR
MEMORIES ERASED.

MARCI, GET THESE FREAKS
OUT OF MY NEWSROOM NOW.

PHIL, THIS IS
A GREAT STORY.

THIS IS
FRONT-PAGE STUFF!

I DON'T FEEL RIGHT HERE.
I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.

PLEASE DO.

GO FAR, FAR AWAY.
NOW.

OUT!

PHIL!

MARCI, I'M GOING TO
REPORT YOU TO THE DEAN

IF YOU EVER BRING
FREAKS LIKE THAT INTO
MY NEWSROOM AGAIN.

NOW, DO THE SHUTTLE STORY
LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO.

UGH. IT'S SO BORING.

AND I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT
EVERY BORING DETAIL.

I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT
WHAT FERTILITY TESTS
THEY'RE DOING,

WHAT KIND OF SPECIES
THEY'RE DOING THEM ON,

AND FOR DISRUPTING ME,
AN ADDITIONAL SIDEBAR.

I WANT TO KNOW HOW BORING
EXPERIMENTS LIKE THIS

PAVE THE GROUNDWORK
FOR HUMANITY'S FUTURE.

THAT'S NOT HARD NEWS.

MARCI, THIS CONVERSATION'S
OFFICIALLY OVER.

[DEEP VOICE]
I'LL BE BACK.

Marci: THE SHUTTLE STORY
WILL JUST HAVE TO WAIT.

I'M TELLING YOU GUYS,
I'M ONTO SOMETHING
THIS TIME.

Slick: MARCI, YOU BETTER
BE THANKFUL YOU'RE SUCH
A DAMN GOOD WRITER

BECAUSE OTHERWISE
PHIL WOULD HAVE FIRED

YOUR PARANOID ASS
A LONG TIME AGO.

HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW.

YEAH?
WAIT TILL PHIL
SEES MY STORY.

YOU REALLY THINK YOU
CAN HAVE IT READY
BY PRINT TOMORROW?

I LIKE TO WORK
UNDER THE GUN.

COME BACK TO EARTH,
MARCI.

WE'RE GOING OUT TO
SOME ABANDONED BUILDING

THAT 2 SCAM ARTISTS
GOT EMOTIONAL OVER.

THEY GOT THAT HIGH-
SECURITY ELECTRIC FENCE
TO HIDE SOMETHING.

MARCI, WE CAN'T KEEP
PULLING SHIT LIKE THIS.

WE GOTTA CHECK
THIS PLACE OUT.

IT'S THE SAME PLACE
THE ALIENS
WERE BEAMED FROM.

THEY RECOGNIZED IT.

WHATEVER YOU SAY.

WAKE ME UP WHEN
WE GET THERE, OK?

♪ DOPE IS THE WAY
I WALK AND TALK SHIT ♪

♪ I LEARNED FROM THE LEGENDS
ON THE HIP-HOP TIP ♪

♪ BIG DADDY KANE
IS MY FAVORITE M.C. ♪

♪ SEAN, CHILLIN' HOMEY
IN THE PLACE TO BE ♪

♪ THE HOTTEST GIRLS ARE GETTIN'
DOWN TO THE WICKED SOUND ♪

♪ JENNIFER LOVE,
GIMME A CALL, I'M IN TOWN ♪

♪ MY HOMEY, YEAH, YOU KNOW
I'M CHECKIN' OUT ROSE McGOWAN ♪

♪ THINKIN' ABOUT PLOWIN',
THINKIN' ABOUT HOWLIN' ♪

♪ THE WORLD'S SUPPOSED TO ACT
WHEN WE DROP ♪

♪ THE FUNKIEST JAMS
WHEN GEORGE CLINTON SMOKED POT ♪

♪ HE PROBABLY STILL DOES,
CATCH A GOOD BUZZ ♪

♪ A LITTLE PEACH FUZZ,
CHECK WITH ME, CUZ ♪

♪ WE DON'T PLAY AROUND,
WE MAKE JAMS ♪

♪ THE WHOLE WORLD'S
WASTED AGAIN, MY MAN ♪

♪ EVERYBODY KNOWS
WE JUST WANT TO CHILL ♪

♪ IF WE ALL HAD
A MILLION DOLLARS ♪

♪ HOW WOULD YOU FEEL?

♪ TIME'S RUNNIN' OUT,
THE CLOCK KEEPS TICKIN' ♪

♪ BUT ALL WE THINK ABOUT
IS JUST STICKIN' ♪

♪ TIME'S RUNNIN' OUT,
THE CLOCK KEEPS TICKIN' ♪

♪ BUT ALL WE THINK ABOUT
IS JUST STICKIN' ♪

♪ TIME'S RUNNIN' OUT,
THE CLOCK KEEPS TICKIN' ♪

♪ BUT ALL WE THINK ABOUT
IS JUST STICKIN' ♪

♪ TIME'S RUNNIN' OUT,
THE CLOCK KEEPS TICKIN' ♪

♪ BUT ALL WE THINK ABOUT
IS JUST STICKIN' ♪

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME
THIS YEAR WE'VE FIXED IT.

WHERE WAS THIS ARM BUILT?

CANADA.

THAT FIGURES.

Man: SHUTTLE IS NOW
PASSING OVER CANADA.

Murphy: PUNCH IN
ON HOUSTON MONITOR.

RECORDING ALL CONTACT
BETWEEN SHUTTLE AND HOUSTON.

Man: HOW MUCH LONGER,
SOLARIS?

WE'VE GOT MORE IMPORTANT
FISH TO FRY.

RELAX, HOUSTON.
WE'RE ON SCHEDULE.

ALMOST THERE.

HOUSTON, IT'S ANOTHER
HAPPY DAY IN SPACE.

SAY HI TO YOUR MOM.

HI, MOM!

LEVINE!
GET THAT CAMERA
OUT OF HERE.

LEVINE, KEEP THAT CAMERA
IN YOUR PANTS.

THE LEVEL 2 EXPERIMENTS
ARE UNDERWAY.

Levine: RELAX.
THIS FILM'S FOR
THE HIGHER-UPS,

NOT THE SCHOOLKIDS.

BESIDES, IT'S GONNA BE
GOING IN THE VAULT,
RIGHT, HOUSTON?

ROGER.

EXPERIMENTS
UNDERWAY.

OK, BRING HIM IN.

HOUSTON,
I'M INJECTING NOW.

[STATIC]

OH, MY GOD!
WHERE'D HE GO?!

OH, MY GOD!

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
OUR READINGS ARE GOING
THROUGH THE ROOF!

Astronaut: OH, GOD!

[SCREAMING]

HOUSTON, WHAT'S
HAPPENING TO MY CREW?!

HOUSTON!

SHIT. GET GRAY NOW!

SOLARIS,
THIS IS
YOUR AGENCY LIAISON.

WHAT IS THE STATUS
OF MOTHER-IN-LAW?

[SCREAMING]

LOCK OFF LOWER DECK,
SOLARIS!
REPEAT--LOCK OFF LOWER DECK!

SOLARIS,
SWITCH TO
COMMUNICATION BACKUP.

YOU HAVE BEEN HIT
WITH A SOLAR FLARE.

WHAT IS THE STATUS
OF MOTHER-IN-LAW?

Man: OH, GOD!

LEVINE, WE'VE
LOST COMMUNICATION
WITH THE LOWER DECK.

WHAT IS YOUR STATUS?

SOLARIS,
THIS IS
YOUR AGENCY LIAISON.

WHAT IS THE STATUS
OF MOTHER-IN-LAW?

STATUS
IS ON HOLD.

LOOK OUT! AAH!

AAH!

SOLARIS,
WHAT IS YOUR STATUS?
REPEAT--WHAT IS YOUR STATUS?

WHERE THE HELL
DID SHE GO?!

MOTHER-IN-LAW'S
LOOSE! AAH!

SOLARIS,
WE ARE LOSING
YOUR CONNECTION.

HOUSTON, WE HAVE
CONTACT WITH
SOLARIS.

WE'LL VECTOR THEM
INTO EDWARDS. OVER.

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

RADIATION FROM A SOLAR FLARE
HIT THE SPACE SHUTTLE

AND MOTHER-IN-LAW'S
ON THE LOOSE.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

SIR, I'M CONCERNED ABOUT
THE ION STREAM, SO I--

STAY FOCUSED.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

I KEPT UP COMMUNICATION.
LOCKED OFF THE LOWER DECK.

GOOD.

AND VECTORED THEM INTO
PRIORITY LANDING AT EDWARDS.

NOT SO GOOD.
HOUSTON, WE'RE TAKING
OVER FROM HERE.

WE'VE GOT A P-23 SCENARIO.

ROGER, AGENCY.

SOLARIS,
SWITCH TO AUTOMATIC.
WE'LL BRING YOU IN.

YOU'RE TAKING US
TO EDWARDS, RIGHT?!

I REPEAT,
SWITCH TO AUTOMATIC.

SWITCHING TO AUTOMATIC.

IT'S GOT TO BE EDWARDS.
TELL ME THAT IT'S EDWARDS.

EDWARDS, PLEASE.

OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,
EDWARDS, PLEASE!

TELL ME THAT IT'S EDWARDS!

EDWARDS MY ASS.

WE'RE TAKING THEM
TO THE CLEANERS.

[SCREAMING]

HELP ME! HELP!

SLICK, QUIET.
GET DOWN.

[SIGHS]

[FAINT RUMBLING]

WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?
THERE'S NOTHING OUT HERE.

THAT'S WHAT THEY
WANT YOU TO BELIEVE.

HEY, REMEMBER THAT TIME

SHE HAD US DRIVE ALL
THE WAY OUT TO EDWARDS?

SHH!

YEAH. SHE SAID
THEY WERE TESTING

SOME SORT OF
ANTI-GRAVITY DRIVE.

THEY WERE.

COME ON, MARCI.
IT WAS A HELICOPTER.

IT ONLY LOOKED
LIKE A HELICOPTER.

YOU GUYS CAN LAUGH
ALL YOU WANT.

I'M TELLING YOU...

THERE'S SOMETHING
OUT THERE.

I THINK YOU NEED A BOYFRIEND
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

I HAVE THIS ONE FRIEND.
HE'S PRETTY COOL.

I'M NOT INTERESTED,
SLICK.

MARCI, COME ON.
IT'S, LIKE,
UNNATURAL HOW YOU ARE.

HEY, WHY DON'T YOU
HOOK ME UP?

BECAUSE NOBODY
WOULD WANT YOU.

FUCK YOU, DICKWAD.

YEAH, WHATEVER.

LOOK, WHY DON'T WE JUST
CHECK THE PLACE OUT

AND THEN GET OUTTA HERE?

EITHER WE FIND
YOUR COVER STORY

OR WE FINALLY COME
TO PEACE WITH THE FACT

THAT THERE'S ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING OUT HERE.

ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO.

JAKE, YOU SURE
YOU GOT EVERYTHING?

YES, I'M SURE.

DID YOU DETERMINE BOTH
WATTAGE AND PULSE RATE?

YES.

MARCI,
IT'S JUST A FENCE.

THERE'S NO
SUPER-SECURITY SYSTEM,
NO HIGH-TECH CAMERA--

IT'S A HIGH-
SECURITY BASE.

NO, IT'S NOT.

[BEEPING]

LOOK, WE'VE STOOD AT
THIS SITE HOW MANY TIMES?

13.

13. SO I'M TIRED
OF SITTING HERE

AND FREEZING MY ASS OFF.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
NO!

[GAGGING]

SLICK!

SLICK!

SLICK!

SLICK!

DUDE, YOU OK?

SLICK!
DUDE, WAKE UP!

SLICK! SLICK!

HA HA HA!

IF YOU LOOK UP
THE WORD "GULLIBLE"
IN THE DICTIONARY,

THERE'S A PICTURE
OF YOU TWO BONEHEADS.

DON'T YOU EVER DO
THAT TO ME AGAIN!

YOU GUYS ARE
SO FUCKING LAME.

YOU ASSHOLE!

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

[BEEP]

HELLO?

HOW MANY TIMES
HAVE I TOLD YOU

TO REPORT TO THE OFFICE
WHEN THERE'S BREAKING NEWS?

BREAKING NEWS?

YOU DON'T KNOW, DO YOU?

THE SHUTTLE BURNED UP
ON RE-ENTRY, MARCI!

THE SHUTTLE
SOLARIS
HAS BEEN RAVAGED BY FLAMES...

SHIT!

COME IN ON YOUR OWN TIME.
DENISE'LL DO THE STORY.

BUT, PHIL,
THE SHUTTLE'S MY STORY!

I CAN BE THERE
IN NO TIME!

LOOK, PHIL, I CAN--

YOU SAID IT WAS BORING.

LOOK, DENISE--
I'M A BETTER
WRITER THAN DENISE.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
WELL, SHE'S HERE,
AND WE GOT A DEADLINE.

[RUMBLING]

NUH-UH!

WHOA!

WHAT THE HELL?!

WHAT THE...

HOLY SHIT,
IT'S A UFO.

NO, NO, NO.
IT'S THE SHUTTLE.

WHOA!

YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE.

NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

THEY'RE SAYING IT BURNED
ON RE-ENTRY.

THEY'RE SAYING
IT BURNT UP! LET'S GO!

Slick:
WHAT ARE WE DOING?

Marci:
WE'RE GETTING MY STORY.

MARCI, WAIT UP!

Marci: GET YOUR
FLASHLIGHTS OUT.

Jake:
THIS IS CRAZY!

Slick:
HERE WE GO AGAIN.

Slick: I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
THAT IT BURNED UP.

THAT'S WHAT
THEY WANT US TO THINK.

WE GOTTA CHECK THIS OUT.

MARCI, WE CAN'T
GO IN THERE.

JUST FOLLOW ME.

COME ON!
THERE MIGHT BE SURVIVORS.

HELLO?

[GLASS SHATTERS]

Slick:
CAREFUL, MARCI.

Slick: WATCH YOUR STEP.
I GOT A BAD FEELING
ABOUT THIS.

UGH.

CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?

[GASPS]

Jake: OH, SHOOT!

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE THIS THING BLOWS!

RELAX, JAKE.

[DISTANT CLANG]

OH! OH!
WHAT THE HELL?!

Jake:
WATCH OUT.

[COUGHING]

OH, MY GOD!

WHAT THE HELL
HAPPENED HERE?

Jake:
DUDE IS JACKED UP.

[MARCI COUGHS]

WHOO.

Marci:
THOSE WOUNDS DON'T LOOK LIKE
THEY'RE FROM THIS CRASH.

Slick:
WHATEVER THEY'RE FROM,
THEY LOOK PAINFUL.

UGH.

I GOTTA GET
A PICTURE.

Marci: LET'S KEEP LOOKING.

MAYBE ONE OF THEM SURVIVED.

Jake: LOOK AT
ALL THIS DAMAGE.

NOBODY COULD
HAVE SURVIVED.

AAH!

AAH!

OH!
[GASPING]

Jake: DUDE'S ALIVE!

HELP...HELP ME.

[HELICOPTER]

Marci:
IT'S GONNA BE OK.

SHIT! WE GOTTA
GET OUT OF HERE!

WAIT! SLICK!
COME ON!

HELP...ME.

Slick: WHO ARE
THOSE GUYS?

Marci:
GOOD QUESTION.

Gray:
NEXT SATELLITE TO PASS OVER
THIS AREA IS AT 2300 HOURS.

YOU HAVE 20 MINUTES
TO CLEAR OUT AND SCRUB DOWN.

BRICE, PHILLIPS,
SECURE THE AREA.

YES, SIR.

EVERYBODY ELSE,
POP THIS BIRD OPEN
AND CLEAR HER OUT.

YOU ARE TO FOLLOW
THE INSTRUCTIONS OF
OUR GUESTS TO THE LETTER.

AM I CLEAR?
YES, SIR!

MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!

[GASPING]

SERGEANT, IF THAT TRUCK IS
NOT FILLED IN 20 MINUTES,

IT WILL BE YOUR HIDE.

Colonel:
PACK IT UP!

[RADIO CRACKLES]

Colonel: COME ON,
CORPORAL, NOW!

Slick: [WHISPERING]
Where are they?

Marci: Over by the truck.
They're leaving.

Soldier:
CORPORAL, OVER HERE!

STAY DOWN.

Colonel: GOOD JOB, GRUNTS!

NOW, LET'S GET THIS
IN PLACE, OPEN IT UP,

AND GET READY TO GO.

Soldier: COME ON, BOYS.
HELP ME OUT HERE.

Follow me!

Slick:
Come on, hurry up.

Colonel:
WASHINGTON, GURNEY.

UNH!

[CRUNCH]

UGH.

MOVE IT.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

YOU DESTROYED IT!

BAG IT.

[RADIO CRACKLES]

SIR, I THINK THERE
MIGHT BE SOME SURVIVORS.

NOT THE ONE I WANT.

[SIGHS]

Oh, no! Come on!

[GRUNTING]

Doctor: EMMA, JACOB,
WE GOT A SURVIVOR!

BRING IN THE GURNEY!

Colonel: PACK IT UP!

Jake: THEY'RE
BRINGING OUT THAT GUY.

Marci: OH, GOOD,
HE'S GETTING SOME HELP.

[GROANING]

WHAT HAPPENED
TO MOTHER-IN-LAW?

CAN YOU HEAR ME?

WHAT HAPPENED
TO MOTHER-IN-LAW?
TALK TO ME!

IT'S...

WHAT HAPPENED
UP THERE?

WHO'S MOTHER-IN-LAW?

THIS SHOULD HOLD HIM
TILL WE GET HIM TO
THE NAVAL HOSPITAL.

WE GOT TO MEDEVAC
HIM OUT NOW.

HE'S NOT GOING
ANYWHERE, DOCTOR.

THIS MAN NEEDS
MEDICAL ATTENTION.

HE'S GOT EXTREME EDEMA,
MASSIVE INTERNAL
HEMORRHAGING.

YOU'VE GOT
THE PATHOLOGY LAB.

WHAT THE FUCK
IS WRONG WITH YOU?

THIS MAN IS GOING
TO THE HOSPITAL.

OH, MY GOD!

MY GOD.

TAKE COMMANDER HOOPER
TO THE PATHOLOGY LAB.

CHECK HIS VITALS.
YES, SIR.

GET HIM OUT OF HERE.

WHAT'S THIS
STANDING AROUND?
MOVE!

SIR?

SIR, WHAT THE HELL
WAS THAT?

GET USED TO IT.
IT GOES WITH
THE TERRITORY.

BUT, JESUS CHRIST,
I MEAN...

Colonel: JENKINS,
HELP ME OVER HERE!

Colonel: ALL RIGHT,
LOCK IT UP, CLEAR IT OUT,
WE'RE DONE HERE!

LET'S REGROUP!
MOVE IT OUT!

[PADLOCK CLICKS]

SIR.

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

MOVE IT OUT!

OH...JESUS!

WE GOTTA GET THE FUCK
OUT OF HERE.

NO SHIT, SHERLOCK.

WHERE ARE THEY
TAKING US?

INTO THE BASE.

NOW WHAT?

[BEEPING]

IT'S AN ELEVATOR.

I THINK
I'M GONNA PUKE.

[BUZZ]

[GASPS]

LET'S GET
THESE BODIES OUT.

Second soldier:
I HATE MORGUE DUTY.

[CART RATTLING]

Slick: LET'S GO
BEFORE THEY GET BACK.

HURRY UP.

OK, IT'S GOOD.
LET'S GO.

Soldier: LET'S GET
THE HELL OUTTA HERE.

[ELEVATOR RISING]

WHICH WAY NOW?

Slick: DEPENDS ON WHERE
THE HELL WE ARE NOW

AND HOW FAR DOWN
THIS DRAIN WE'VE GONE.

WE'RE SURE AS SHIT
NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE.

[ELEVATOR DESCENDING]

GREAT.
MORE VISITORS.

HIDE!

[BUZZ]

STEADY WITH HIM.

PATH LAB
IS THIS WAY.

[ELEVATOR RISING]

IT'S THE GUY
FROM THE SHUTTLE.

WE GOTTA HELP HIM.

NO. WHAT WE GOTTA DO IS
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.

BUT WE CAN'T
JUST LEAVE HIM.

COME ON.

[MOANING]

GET BACK!

HMM.

IT'S NOTHING. COME ON.

Marci: SHH.

Quiet.

[DOOR CLOSES]

SHH. LISTEN.

Emma: THE LAB
MUST BE THAT WAY.

Jacob: I THOUGHT
YOU KNEW YOUR WAY
AROUND HERE.

I THINK
THEY'RE GONE.

THIS IS CRAZY.

[GASPS]

WHAT THE FUCK?!

SHIT...

SHIT, GUYS, I THINK
WE HIT THE JACKPOT.

WHAT IS
ALL THIS STUFF?

I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I WANT IT ON CAMERA.

I'M ALREADY ON IT.

AW, SHIT.

SHIT.

THIS IS
UN-FUCKING-
BELIEVABLE.

[BEEP BEEP]

SLICK, YOU GOTTA
GET OVER HERE.

Slick: OH, MY GOD.

Jake: IT'S ALL CLEAR.

COME ON.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

COME ON.

OK, OK.

COME ON,
LET'S GO.
ALL RIGHT.

SHH. LISTEN.

[DISTORTED BREATHING]

COME ON,
LET'S GO.

[VOICES]

HE'S ON SPEAKER.

LIGHTS OUT, LIGHTS OUT,
LIGHTS OUT.

Jacob: THESE VITALS
DON'T LOOK GOOD.

THINK HE'S
GONNA MAKE IT?

Emma: I DON'T KNOW.
THE DRIP WILL KEEP
HIM STABILIZED.

HOW LONG BEFORE
WE CAN PUT HIM ON ICE?

IT'S NOT MY CALL.

BUY YOU A COFFEE?

CAPPUCCINO?

YOU GOT IT.

ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
LET'S GO.

NO WAY.

WHY NOT?

BECAUSE
IT'S A BAD IDEA.

BUT HE'S THE ONLY
ONE WHO SURVIVED
THE SHUTTLE

AND HE ASKED
FOR OUR HELP.

WE OWE IT TO HIM.

YOU REALLY DON'T
THINK ANYONE ELSE

IS GONNA HELP HIM,
DO YOU?

PROBABLY PUT WHATEVER'S
LEFT OF HIM IN
ONE OF THOSE JARS.

COME ON. LET'S
GET DOWN THERE.
LET'S GO.

[MONITOR BEEPING]

GOD.

SLICK, CAMERA.

A LITTLE CLOSER.

[SCREAMING]

MUST STOP
MOTHER-IN-LAW.

WHAT? TELL--I--

TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.

[GASPING]

NO ONE GETS
OUT OF HERE ALIVE.

WHAT?

[GASPING]

OK, LET'S GET HIM
OUT OF HERE.

[GAGGING]

AAH!

[SCREAMING]

HEY!

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
DOING IN HERE?!

AAH!
OH, DAMN!

AAH! GET IT OFF!

HOLY SHIT!

AAH!

MOTHERFUCKER! AAH!

BACK UP!
IT'S COMING THIS WAY!

AAH! DUCK!

AAH!

[SCREAMING]

Marci: GET OUT OF HERE!

GO! GO!

Marci: GET BACK
IN THE LAB!

WHAT THE FUCK
WAS THAT THING?

WHERE DID IT GO?

OH, GOD.

AAH! NO! AAH!

OH, MY GOD!

AAH! OHH!

OH, MY GOD! AAH!

OH, GOD.

IT'S OUTSIDE! SHIT!

HOLD THE DOOR! JAKE!

HELP US!

SLICK, QUICK!

HELP!

UNNGH!

I CAN SEE A WAY OUT!

Jake: OH! OHH!

WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON HERE?!

IT CAME OUT OF
HIS FUCKING MOUTH!

Marci: THERE WAS
A SPIDER ON THE SHUTTLE.

MUST BE SOME CONNECTION.

THAT'S IT, MARCI,
I'M OUTTA HERE!

OK, NOW WHERE
IS THAT ELEVATOR?

Jake: I'M NEVER GONNA
FORGET THAT, NEVER!

EVERY TIME I CLOSE
MY FUCKING EYES
I'LL SEE THAT THING.

OH, SHIT.

WAIT. LET'S
JUST FIGURE OUT

HOW TO GET BACK
TO THE ELEVATOR.

THAT WAS OUR WAY
OUT OF HERE.

FUCK, FUCK,
FUCK.

COOL IT! SLOW DOWN.
I NEED YOU TO STAY CALM.

HOW DO WE GET BACK
TO WHERE WE STARTED?

UH, THIS WAY?

BRILLIANT.
YOU BEEN WORKING
ON THAT ALL DAY,

OR DID YOU JUST PULL
THAT OUT OF YOUR BUTT?

HEY, SHUT UP.

I'VE GOT A GOOD SENSE
OF DIRECTION.

WHY DON'T WE JUST
RETRACE OUR STEPS?

NO WAY! NO WAY!

THERE'S NO WAY
I'M GOING BACK THERE!

THAT'S A SURPRISE!

I THOUGHT YOU'D
CHASE AFTER IT FOR
YOUR PRECIOUS STORY!

SLICK!

JUST SHUT UP!

ALL RIGHT?

JAKE...
GET US OUTTA HERE.

UM...

UH...

LET'S SEE.
WE MADE 3 RIGHTS, SO...

WHICH WAY?

WE MADE 3 RIGHTS, SO...

THIS WAY.

[GROANING]

[ALARM SOUNDING]

WHAT THE HELL'S
THE PROBLEM, COLONEL?

AN ALARM WAS
TRIPPED DOWN BELOW.

IT'S PROBABLY
JUST A MALFUNCTION
IN THE SYSTEM.

[BUZZ]

[SHIVERING]

Slick:
IT'S FREEZING
IN HERE.

IT'S LIKE A FRIGGING
MEAT LOCKER.

Marci: OH, MY GOD...

GUYS, COME HERE!

LOOK AT THIS.

[COUGHING]

THERE'S SOMETHING
IN THERE.

CHECK IT OUT.

[HISSING]

Marci:
THAT'S AN ASTRONAUT'S UNIFORM.

THERE WAS NEVER AN
APOLLO 18.

THE APOLLO
PROGRAM
ENDED WITH MISSION 17.

YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH
CERNAN, EVANS, AND SCHMITT.

OHH, THIS IS
SO CREEPY.

IT'S LIKE A BAD
SCI-FI MOVIE.

LET'S
KEEP MOVING.

Marci: GOOD IDEA.

THIS WAY.

THE COMMANDER WAS RIGHT.

NO ONE HERE GETS OUT ALIVE.

JAKE, WAIT UP!

[BUZZ]

SECURITY BREACH
ORIGINATED
ON THIS LEVEL.

A BREACH OF THIS KIND
IS UNHEARD OF, SIR.

I DON'T WANT EXCUSES.
I WANT THE PROBLEM DEALT WITH.

YES, SIR.

MY GOD.

I'LL BE DAMNED.

MOTHER-IN-LAW
IS IN THE BUILDING.

I WANT HER CAPTURED,
NOT KILLED.

IF ANYBODY SEES ANYTHING,
I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT.

IS THAT CLEAR?

BUT WHAT IF IT
ATTACKS MY MEN?

EXCUSE ME...

THIS IS NOT
A CONVERSATION.

THIS IS WHEN I TALK
AND YOU LISTEN.

AGENT GRAY,
IT'S DANGEROUS!

PAIR OFF AND
GO SEARCH. NOW!

YES, SIR. LET'S GO.

YOU CONTRADICT ME
IN FRONT OF YOUR MEN AGAIN,

I'LL SHOOT YOU ON SIGHT.
IS THAT CLEAR?

YES, SIR.

[COUGHING]

Jake: UGH.

Slick:
WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

[COUGHING]

OH, GOD. YUCK.

WHAT IS THIS STUFF?

I DON'T EVEN
WANT TO KNOW.

Marci:
IT'S ALL PART OF SOME
GOVERNMENT EXPERIMENT.

NOT ANOTHER ONE
OF YOUR CONSPIRACY
THEORIES, MARCI.

SHUT UP.
I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE.

Marci: DO THE MATH.
WE'VE SEEN FROZEN ASTRONAUTS,

SPIDERS COMING OUT OF PEOPLE,
AND THIS PLACE
SMELLS LIKE A MORGUE.

AAH!
AAH!

OH, MY GOD!
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!

OH!

MOVE!

THAT WAS THE NURSE!

[NOISE]

Gray: MURPHY,
YOU GO THAT WAY.

GREAT JOB FINDING
THAT ELEVATOR, MAN.

MAYBE IF WE GO UP
ON OTHER FLOORS.

WE'LL FIND IT.

AND IF NOT, WE'LL WALK.

LET'S GO.

WHAT THE--OH, NO.

WHAT?

SHIT, IT'S IN HERE.

THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.
LET'S KEEP MOVING.

Slick: COME ON.
LET'S JUST KEEP MOVING.

DAMN IT, IT'S WEBBED OVER!

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?

AAH! OH, GOD,
GET IT OFF ME!

LOOK OUT, MARCI!

AAH! AAH!

JAKE!

HOLD ON, BUDDY,
I GOT YOU!

DON'T LET ME FALL!

HOLD ON!

OWW! AAH!

[SOBBING]

YOU'RE HISTORY NOW!

WE GOT YOU!

PULL ME UP!

PULL!

AAH!

SHIT,
THAT FUCKER BIT ME!

LET'S GO!

Slick: LET'S CHILL
HERE FOR A SECOND.

[PANTING]

OHH.

DO YOU GUYS
THINK IT'S DEAD?

DAMN RIGHT IT'S DEAD.

[HISSING]

WE CAN'T FIND
THE ELEVATOR,

AND THE STAIRS
ARE DEFINITELY OUT.
NOW WHAT?

Marci:
GIVE ME A MINUTE.

MILITARY...INDUSTRIAL
...LIAISON.

MEN IN LEATHER?

MARTIANS IN LACE?

MOTHER-IN-LAW.

LOOK AT THIS PLACE.

I TOLD YOU THEY WERE
RUNNING EXPERIMENTS.

ON BUGS?

LOOK AROUND YOU.

GOD...

I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY

THIS IS WHERE
IT ALL BEGAN.

DUH.

JAKE, SEE IF YOU CAN
GET ONTO THE COMPUTER.

OK, YOU GOT IT.

[SIGHS]

PASSWORD MY ASS.

OH, MY GOD,
COME CHECK THIS OUT.

IT'S THE ALIEN! I KNEW IT!

YOU SEE, I WAS RIGHT!

YEAH, OK. BUT WHAT
WAS HE DOING HERE?

HUH?

THERE HAS TO BE
A CONNECTION

BETWEEN MY ALIENS
AND THIS PLACE.

YOUR
ALIENS?

MARCI,
YOU'RE LOSING IT.

NO, I'M NOT.
HERE'S THE EVIDENCE.

FOR A SECRET GOVERNMENT AGENCY,
THEIR SECURITY IS WEAK.

SHUT UP!

I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL
IS THIS PLACE?

Jake: I DON'T REALLY
CARE WHAT THIS PLACE IS.

WHAT THE FUCK
ARE WE DOING HERE?

JAKE, HAVE YOU
GOTTEN ON YET?

YEAH, MAN, WHAT'S
TAKING YOU SO LONG?

YOU'RE LOSING YOUR TOUCH.

YEAH? TOUCH THIS.

THAT'S IT. I'M IN.

ALL RIGHT, THEY'VE
BEEN EXPERIMENTING
ON FUNNEL WEB SPIDERS.

THEY LAY THEIR EGGS
IN LIVING FLESH

AND REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY.

THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU CAN RELATE TO.

UP YOURS, BUTTWIPE.

OK, HERE WE GO,
EXPERIMENTS ON
SHUTTLE
SOLARIS.

OOH, GOOD.
CLICK ON THAT.

GET THIS, THEY INJECTED
THAT SPIDER WITH ALIEN DNA.

I KNEW IT WAS
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

OK, HERE WE GO.
HAD TO DO IT IN ZERO-G

BECAUSE IT'S CLOSER
TO THE ATMOSPHERE
WHERE THE ALIEN CAME FROM.

SO IT LAID AN EGG
IN THAT GUY.

WE GOTTA GET THIS
ON DISK.

SLICK, HELP ME LOOK.

[TYPING]

WHAT IS IT?

I'M GONNA DIE.

WE DON'T KNOW
IF THERE'S
VENOM IN THERE.

THOSE WERE JUST
EXPERIMENTS, OK?

YOU'RE GONNA BE OK.
JUST DON'T MOVE.

YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA BE
ALL RIGHT, MAN.

NO, I'M GONNA DIE.

NO, IT'S OK.
YOU'RE GONNA BE OK.

I'M GONNA DIE.

OH, GOD. FUCKING
SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE

IN THE FIRST PLACE!

JAKE!

DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL FIND A WAY
OUT OF HERE!

LISTEN, WE'RE GONNA
GET OUT OF HERE, OK?

MAYBE YOU ARE, BUT I'M NOT!
THE FUCKING THING BIT ME!

CHILL!

LOOK, WILL YOU TAKE
A DEEP BREATH?

WE'RE NOT EVEN SURE
IF IT WAS THE SAME KIND.

COME ON, JAKE,
CALM DOWN.

RELAX OK?
LISTEN!

FUCK YOU GUYS,
FUCK THIS PLACE,

AND FUCK
THAT FUCKING SPIDER!

WHOA!

THAT'S IT!
IT'S GOING DOWN!

IF I'M DYING,
IT'S GOING WITH ME!

JAKE!
JAKE!

UNH! COME ON,
WHERE ARE YOU!

I'M GONNA KILL YOU,
MOTHERFUCKER!

OH, GOD! OHH!

COME ON, WHERE YOU HIDING?
I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

COME AND GET ME! AAH!

AAH! AAGGH!

COME ON, WHERE ARE YOU?!

COME ON! AAH! GOD! AAH!

AAAH! COME ON!

WHERE YOU HIDING?
COME ON OUT, MOTHERFUCKER!

YOU LITTLE BASTARD,
COME ON OUT!

[SOBBING] GOD!

[HISSING]
AAAHH!

[JAKE SHOUTING]

JAKE! JAKE, WAIT UP!

JAKE!

JAKE.

JAKE!

MARCI...

HE'S DEAD.

WE DON'T KNOW THAT!

YES, WE DO.

COME ON. LET'S JUST
GET OUT OF HERE.

NO! WE CAN'T
JUST LEAVE HIM!

LISTEN...

ISN'T IT BAD ENOUGH THAT
ONE OF US IS DEAD ALREADY?

DON'T!

MARCI...YOU'RE
MY BEST FRIEND,

BUT I DON'T THINK
I CAN TALK TO YOU
RIGHT NOW.

LET'S JUST GO, OK?

COME ON!

FUCK.

OH, FUCK.

WHY DON'T YOU
GO THAT WAY,

AND I'LL MEET YOU
ON THE OTHER SIDE?

SIR.

[BEEPING]

OH, SHIT.

Computer:
SYSTEM ARMED.

I.D. REQUIRED
FOR ACCESS.

FUCK!

PLEASE REENTER
YOUR PIN NUMBER.

[ALARM SOUNDS]

OH, SHIT.

COME ON, COME ON.

Computer: I.D. REQUIRED
FOR ACCESS.

PLEASE REENTER
YOUR PIN NUMBER.

SYSTEM ARMED.

I.D. REQUIRED
FOR ACCESS.

YOU OPEN THE GATE,

AND YOU'RE GOING
TO CLIMB UP THROUGH, OK?

COME ON.

SYSTEM ARMED.

I.D. REQUIRED
FOR ACCESS.

PLEASE REENTER
YOUR PIN NUMBER.

SYSTEM ARMED.

I.D. REQUIRED
FOR ACCESS.

PLEASE REENTER
YOUR PIN NUMBER.

SYSTEM ARMED.

I.D. REQUIRED
FOR ACCESS.

SHIT!

PLEASE REENTER
YOUR PIN NUMBER.

SYSTEM ARMED.

I.D. REQUIRED
FOR ACCESS.

PLEASE REENTER
YOUR PIN NUMBER.

SYSTEM ARMED.

I.D. REQUIRED
FOR ACCESS.

OK, COME ON.

THAT DOOR--

IF I CAN JUST...
OK.

YOU OWE ME BIG TIME.

OK.

OK.

GRAB MY HAND.

[BOTH STRAIN]

AAH!

AAH! AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!
AAH!

[COUGHS]

[COUGHS]

Marci: SHIT.

LOOK OUT.
SHIT.

OH, SHIT!

[STRAINS]

I'M STUCK.

I'M STUCK.

OHH! OHH!
SHIT! OK.

OH, MY GOD.

OH, GOD. COME ON.

NO! NO!

SLICK,
I'M NOT LEAVING YOU!

GO!

SLICK!
COME ON, SLICK!

OH, GOD!

SLICK!

GO!

[HISSES]

COME ON!

GET OUT OF HERE!

COME ON!

GO!

SLICK!

SLICK!

GO!

AAH! AAH!

GO!

SLICK!

SAVE YOURSELF!

SLICK!

Slick: AAH!

UHH!

[GURGLES]
AAH!

UHH! AAH!

[SOBBING]

Slick: UHH!

OHH!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

FUCKING BASTARD!

AAH!

AAH!

NO!

NO! NO!

GET OFF ME!

AAH! AAH!

[SCREECHES]

[SOBBING]

Slick: MARCI, WE CAN'T KEEP
PULLING THIS SHIT.

NO MORE
CHASING DOWN ALIENS.

SOONER OR LATER, SOMEONE'S
GOING TO GET KILLED.

Jake: YEAH, MAYBE YOU'RE
GOING TO GET OUT OF HERE,

BUT I'M NOT.
THAT THING BIT ME.

WE SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE
IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Slick:
YOUR
ALIENS?

MARCI, YOU'RE LOSING IT.

Marci: WAIT TILL PHIL
GETS MY STORY.

Slick: THAT'S IT, MARCI.
I AM OUT OF HERE.

I AM TIRED OF ALL
YOUR CRAZY, WHACKED OUT,

HAREBRAINED SCHEMES.

MARCI,
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.

I TOLD YOU THEY WERE
RUNNING EXPERIMENTS.

Slick: HERE WE GO AGAIN.

LUCKILY, YOU'RE
A DAMN GOOD WRITER,

OR ELSE PHIL
WOULD'VE FIRED YOUR ASS

A LONG TIME AGO.

SAVE YOURSELF!

GET OUT OF HERE!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO IF YOU FIND IT?

I'M GOING TO KILL
THAT FUCKER.

DAMN RIGHT.

THAT WAY.

STAY LOW.

[GURGLES]

[GASPS]

Soldier: AAH!

FREEZE.

IDENTIFY YOURSELF.

DAMN IT.

COME OUT, COME OUT
WHEREVER YOU ARE,

YOU LITTLE FREAK.

WE NEED BUG REPELLENT,
NOT GUNS.

NO SHIT.

HUHH!

HUH? HUH? AAH!

[SCREAMING]

UHH!

CALM DOWN, ALL RIGHT?
I'M NOT GOING
TO HURT YOU.

SHIT!

GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES
AND PUT YOUR HANDS
BEHIND YOUR HEAD.

WHO ARE YOU?

I SAID GET DOWN
ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES

AND PUT YOUR HANDS
BEHIND YOUR HEAD!

OK, OK.

THIS IS ALL WRONG.

NO SHIT.

MY NAME IS JOHN MURPHY

OF THE UNITED STATES
GOVERNMENT.

REALLY? TELL ME
SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW.

LOOK, TRUST ME,
ALL RIGHT?

I'M NOT ONE
OF THE BAD GUYS.

I SAW WHAT YOU DID
TO THAT DOCTOR.

THAT WASN'T ME.

LOOK, I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THIS BULLSHIT.

THIS IS FOR JAKE...

THIS IS FOR SLICK...

AND THIS IS
FOR THAT FUCKING SPIDER.

WHOA!

DAMN.

I DIDN'T SIGN UP
FOR THIS BULLSHIT.

Soldier:
NO, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

HELP!

[SCREAMS]

COLONEL, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?

HELP ME.

YOU DISOBEYED
A DIRECT ORDER, COLONEL.

I TOLD YOU
I WANTED IT ALIVE.

HELP ME.
IT BIT ME.

YOU FUCKED UP
FOR THE LAST TIME.

LET GO OF ME!

GIVE ME THAT.

LOOK, YOU CAN'T
BE HERE ALONE.

I'M HERE TO HELP YOU.

FUCK YOU!

RELAX. CALM DOWN.

GET OFF OF ME! OOH!

AAH!
AAH!

JESUS!

LET GO!

GET OFF ME,
ASSHOLE!

CAREFUL!

CALM DOWN!

I'M GONNA DROWN!

LET GO!

RELAX!

DON'T TELL ME
WHAT TO DO!

NO!

HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

CALM DOWN! UHH!

CALM DOWN!
FUCK YOU.

AAH!
AAH!

AAH!

HELP ME!

UHH! UHH!

COME ON! HELP ME!

[SPIDER SCREECHES]

BITCH!

DAMN IT!
LET HIM GO!

PUSH IT IN HARDER!
COME ON!

COME ON!

HARDER!

[SPIDER SCREECHES]

GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!

[SPIDER SCREECHES]

NO, NO, NO, NO!
THIS WAY!

COME ON, COME ON,
THIS WAY, THIS WAY!

GO, GO, GO, GO!
COME ON!

Marci: DO YOU KNOW
WHERE WE'RE GOING?

YEAH--OUT OF HERE.

UHH. UHH.

DAMN.
IT'S BLOCKED.

THIS WAY.

THERE YOU ARE, MURPHY.

FOUND OUR INTRUDER.

YEAH.
IT'S RIGHT BEHIND US.

Murphy: IT'S GROWN HUGE.
IT MUST BE OVER 6 FEET.

MARCI AYRE.

GLAD TO FINALLY MEET YOU
FACE-TO-FACE.

THE FEELING'S NOT MUTUAL.

HOW THE HELL
DO YOU KNOW HER?

SHE'S A REPORTER
FOR A SMALL-TIME
COLLEGE NEWSPAPER.

THEY ACTUALLY PRINT
HER PARANOID RAVINGS
OCCASIONALLY.

SHE'S BEEN RIGHT
OFTEN ENOUGH FOR ME
TO KEEP TABS ON HER.

UNFORTUNATELY,

SHE'S NOT GOING
TO BE AROUND MUCH LONGER

TO WRITE ANOTHER ONE.

LOOK, GRAY,
WE CAN'T DO THIS.

KILL HER.

SHE DIDN'T SEE
ANYTHING.

YOU CAN'T SILENCE
EVERYONE.

YOU KNOW THE RULES,
MURPHY--

NO WITNESSES.

ONE DAY,
THE TRUTH WILL BE KNOWN.

SHUT UP.
DON'T DO IT, GRAY.

PUT DOWN YOUR GUN.

I MEAN IT.

YOU CAN'T KILL ME.

WHY NOT?

BECAUSE I HAVEN'T
TAUGHT YOU HOW.

AND BESIDES,

YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS.

[CLICK CLICK CLICK]

FUCK.

[LAUGHS]

TSK, TSK, TSK, TSK, TSK.

MY TURN.

OOH!

UHH!

Marci: WHAT'S IT
DOING TO HIM?

Murphy:
I DON'T KNOW.

LET'S JUST GO.

[SPIDER GROWLS]

COME ON. YOU WANT
A PIECE OF ME? COME ON!

MUTANT SCUM!

DAMN IT!
I CREATED YOU!

FUCKING BITCH!

GOD DAMN IT!

COME ON, GOD DAMN IT!

DO IT! DO IT!

AAH! AAH!

AAH!

Murphy: DOWN HERE.

OH, MY GOD.

Murphy: IT'S
A COCOON CHAMBER.

THIS IS WHERE
SHE BRINGS HER VICTIMS?

YEAH.

I REALLY DON'T THINK
THIS IS THE BEST PLACE

FOR US TO BE.

THIS IS THE ONLY WAY OUT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

JAKE...

I'M SO SORRY.

SLICK?

Murphy:
I FOUND DIXON.

JUST STOP IT,
ALL RIGHT?

JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE, OK?

JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE.

OUR TICKET OUT OF HERE.

WE NEED THE ACCESS CODE.

RIGHT, THEN.
LET'S JUST GO.

COME ON.

Murphy: I THINK
THE ELEVATOR'S THIS WAY.

COME ON, COME ON.

OH!

OH, GOD!

JESUS!

LET'S GO. COME ON.

GET IN, GET IN, GET IN,
GET IN! COME ON!

COME ON, COME ON!

OK.

[SPIDER RAMMING DOOR]

I THINK WE MADE IT.

I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.

WHAT THE...

AAH! OHH!

[SCREECHING]

Marci:
SHOOT IT!

DO SOMETHING!

GOING DOWN.

[SCREECHES]

WE MADE IT.

NOT YET. WE GOT TO GET
BACK TO THE PAPER.

I'M NOT SLOWING DOWN
TILL THE WORLD KNOWS

WHAT'S GOING ON
IN THERE.

I'LL DRIVE.

YOU KNOW,

IF YOU WEREN'T
ONE OF THEM,

I MIGHT JUST LEARN
TO LIKE YOU.

I AM RECONSIDERING
MY LINE OF WORK.

REALLY?

[TIRES SQUEAL]

HURRY UP. I CAN STILL
MAKE MY STORY DEADLINE.

Man: MAN, THAT PARTY
WAS SUCH A DRAG.

HEY, MARCI,
LIKE YOUR NEW LOOK.

WELL, HELLO.
CAN I HELP YOU?

HELLO?

PHIL, HAVE I GOT
A STORY FOR YOU.

AND HAVE I GOT
A STORY FOR YOU.

I CAN SEE THE HEADLINE--

NOSY COLLEGE REPORTER
RUINS GROUNDBREAKING
SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT.

YOU SHOULD BE
VERY PROUD.

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU
GET OUT OF THAT THING?

SHUT UP, TURNCOAT.

YOU'LL GET YOURS
SOON ENOUGH.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT YOU'VE DONE?

PROJECT MOTHER-IN-LAW
COULD'VE CHANGED THE WORLD.

THIS ALIEN DNA
HAS AMAZING CELL
REGENERATIVE PROPERTIES.

YOU PUT THE BLOOD
WITH ANYTHING--

POW! VASTLY ACCELERATED
CELL GROWTH.

JUST IMAGINE
THE POSSIBILITIES.

YEAH. I SAW WHAT THAT
PIECE OF SHIT COULD DO.

THINK OF DROPPING
A CASE OF THESE SPIDERS
BEHIND ENEMY LINES--

EACH ONE LAYING AN EGG
IN ITS ENEMY HOST,

EACH GENERATION GROWING
LARGER THAN THE NEXT.

THE GROUND
WOULD SHAKE UNDERNEATH
THEIR MIGHTY FOOTSTEPS

AS THEY LAY WASTE
TO EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATH.

Marci:
YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT YOU'VE DONE?

WE HAD WORLD DOMINATION
WITHIN OUR GRASP.

OH, WE COULD'VE LED AN ARMY
UNLIKE ANY OTHER--

AN ARMY OF LIVING,
BREATHING

KILLING MACHINES.

WE KILLED THAT THING.

YES...

BUT REMEMBER,

LIKE THE PHOENIX RISING,

OUT OF DEATH...

COMES LIFE.

[GAGS]

EW.

OH...
SHIT.

WAAH!

AAH!

[GROANING]

[BOTH SCREAM]

[SCREECHES]

NO!
JEEZ!

HEY, PHIL,
I NEED YOUR SIGNATURE--

Murphy: LOOK OUT!

AAH!

GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
GET OUT, GET OUT!

GET THE FUCK
OUT OF MY WAY!

DUCK AND COVER!

RUN, RUN!
GET OUT OF HERE!

Marci: RUN! GO!

GET OUT OF HERE!
GO, GO, GO, GO!

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

AAH!
[SCREECHES]

WHOA!

COME ON!

AAH!

[SPIDER GROWLS]

RUN!

AAH!

[SCREECHES]

AAH!

AAH!

LET'S GO, LET'S GO.

COME ON, LET'S GO.
COME ON!

[SIREN]

UHH!

HAMDEN COLLEGE SECURITY

REQUESTING POLICE BACKUP.

PLEASE!

OH, SHIT.

[SPIDER HISSES]

AAH!

SEND A SWAT TEAM,
TOO! NOW!

FORGET THE SWAT TEAM!
SEND THE WHOLE FUCKING ARMY!

AAH!

JEEZ!

Driver: ASSHOLE!

[CAR HORNS HONKING]

Driver: OH, NO!

Man: EVERYBODY
GET OUT OF HERE!

RUN!

OHH!

THAT SPIDER
IS A KILLING MACHINE.

WE'VE GOT TO STOP IT.

I GOT JUST THE THING.
YOU SEE GRAY'S
CHOPPER ANYWHERE?

OVER THERE.

GOOD. COME ON,
LET'S GO. COME ON.

WHAT DO YOU GOT
IN THE CHOPPER, MURPHY?

THE BEST THE GOVERNMENT
SUPPLIES.

YEAH, BABY.

A MARK 5 TACTICAL
ROCKET LAUNCHER--

COMPLETE WITH
URANIUM SHELLS.

THIS THING WILL PIERCE THROUGH
THE CONCRETE LIKE IT'S PAPER.

JUST WHAT
THE DOCTOR ORDERED.

TIME TO PULL THE PLUG
ON MOTHER-IN-LAW.

SHIT!

YOU MISSED.

WHERE'D IT GO?

IT'S HEADING
FOR THE CITY.

THE SUN'S GOING TO SET,
AND SPIDERS HUNT
AT NIGHT.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

GET IN. WE'LL FIND HER
WHEN WE'RE AIRBORNE.

ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW
HOW TO FLY THIS THING?

I CAN FLY THE BOX
IT CAME IN.

WHAT'S THE PLAN, MURPHY?

WE'RE GOING TO SET
THE CHOPPER DOWN
IN FRONT OF THE SPIDER,

THEN TAKE THE SHOT
AND BLOW THAT SUCKER
TO KINGDOM COME.

I WON'T MISS THIS TIME.

I NEVER MAKE
THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE.

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

GET UP! GET UP!

YOU BASTARD!

[SIRENS]

I STILL CAN'T SEE IT.

IT'S TOO DARK.

WE'LL FIND IT.

Radio dispatch: 211
IN PROGRESS, SOUTH OF PICO.

ALL UNITS RESPOND.

Man: TWO APPLE ZERO
RESPONDING.

Woman: WE'RE AT
FIGUEROA AND THIRD.

IT'S AT
THE CONVENTION CENTER.

I'M ON IT.

DOWN THERE.

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

WE'VE GOT TO SEE A LOW
ANGLE OF THIS THING.

WE'VE GOT TO SEE
THE SCOPE.

[SCREECHES]

AAH!

AAH!

STAY BACK!

[GUNFIRE]

[SPIDER SCREECHES]

FIRE!

[SIREN]

Men: HUT, HUT!

HUT, HUT, HUT,
HUT, HUT, HUT!

THERE IT IS.

Man:
PULL BACK! PULL BACK!

LOOK OUT, MEN!
LOOK OUT!

Marci:
FIND A PLACE TO LAND.

DOWN THERE.

[SPIDER SCREECHES] SHIT.

[SCREECHING]

HOLD YOUR FIRE.

HOLD YOUR FIRE.

Marci: SHE'S LOOKING FOR
A PLACE TO LAY HER EGGS.

DAMN IT. THERE'S
NO PLACE TO LAND.

I'LL TAKE THE SHOT.

I CAN DO IT.

[SCREECHES]

THERE'S NO SEATBELTS.

WHAT?

THERE'S NO SEATBELTS.

USE THE ROPE.

Officer:
HOLD YOUR FIRE!

THAT'S A GOVERNMENT CHOPPER
UP THERE!

YES, SIR.

Murphy:
SECURE THE ROPE.

YOU'RE GONNA DO GREAT.

JUST STAY FOCUSED.

CAREFUL.

OK, HOIST IT
ON YOUR SHOULDER.

SIGHT DOWN
THE CROSS HAIRS.

THE TRIGGER'S
DOWN BELOW.

KEEP THE SAFETY ON

UNTIL YOU'RE READY TO FIRE.

NOW FIRE WHEN YOU HAVE IT
IN YOUR SIGHTS.

DON'T HESITATE.

[SCREECHES]

SHOOT IT NOW!

[SCREECHES]

ARMOR PIERCING,
MY ASS.

YOU DIDN'T SHOOT IT RIGHT.

I TOLD YOU TO AIM STRAIGHT.

I DID AIM IT STRAIGHT.

[HISSES]

HER SKIN'S TOO TOUGH
TO PIERCE.

WE GOT ONE SHOT LEFT.

THE NEXT ONE'S
GOING DOWN HER THROAT.

YOU GOT TO GET ME
CLOSER.

GET A LITTLE LOWER.

YOU SURE?

[SCREECHING]

AAH!

UHH!

MARCI!

UHH! UHH!

HOLD ON, MARCI!

[BEEPING]
STABILIZE.

JEEZ!

COME ON.

COME ON. JESUS.

STEADY!

Marci:
I'M HANGING ON,

BUT HURRY UP!

UNH!

MARCI!

UNH! UNH!

AAH!

COME ON, BABY.
COME ON, WORK WITH ME.

MARCI!

YOU GOT TO GET ME CLOSER!

HOLD ON, MARCI,
HOLD ON!

STEADY!

Murphy:
NO! GOD.

HOLD ON!

[HISSES]

[SCREECHES]

SUCK ON THIS, YOU BITCH.

[SCREECHES]

[GULP]

AAH!

WHOA!

MARCI?

WAAH!

HA HA HA!

WHOO!

YEAH!

YOU DID IT!
YEAH!

WHOO!

YEAH!

WHOO!
YOU DID IT!

[PEOPLE CHEERING]

WE DID IT, MURPHY!
WE DID IT!

HOLD ON, BABE!

[LAUGHS]

HEY, MURPHY!

GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!

HAVE I GOT A STORY
TO WRITE.

♪ THERE'S NO PLACE

♪ IN THIS WORLD

♪ THAT HAS AN ANGEL

♪ QUITE LIKE YOU

♪ A GIRL LIKE YOU
IS VERY HARD TO FIND ♪

♪ EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
IS DIVINE ♪

♪ A GIRL LIKE YOU CAN MAKE
MY WHOLE WORLD SHAKE ♪

♪ ONE KISS FROM YOU
IS ALL IT TAKES ♪

♪ I THANK
THE HEAVENS ABOVE ♪

♪ WUP SHOO-WUP SHOO-WUP

♪ A BOY LIKE ME

♪ HAS A GIRL LIKE YOU
TO LOVE ♪

♪ WHEN WE FIRST MET
IN SCHOOL ♪

♪ I COULD TELL
THAT WE'D GO TOGETHER ♪

♪ YOUR FRIENDS
STILL STAY AWAY ♪

♪ BUT WE KNEW
IT WAS NOW OR NEVER ♪

♪ I WALKED YOU HOME
EVERY NIGHT ♪

♪ A-SQUEEZIN'
AND A-TEASIN' ♪

♪ EACH MOMENT
FEELING SO RIGHT ♪

♪ I KNEW
RIGHT FROM THE START ♪

♪ WE WOULD END UP
IN LOVE TOGETHER ♪

♪ NOW THE CHURCH BELLS
ARE GONNA RING ♪

♪ TELLING EVERYONE
WE'RE TOGETHER ♪

♪ I'LL WALK YOU
RIGHT DOWN THE AISLE ♪

♪ A-HUGGIN'
AND A-SQUEEZIN' ♪

♪ AND FACE FOREVER
WITH A SMILE ♪

♪ OH, BABE

♪ A GIRL LIKE YOU
IS VERY HARD TO FIND ♪

♪ EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
IS DIVINE ♪

♪ A GIRL LIKE YOU CAN MAKE
MY WHOLE WORLD SHAKE ♪

♪ A KISS FROM YOU
IS ALL IT TAKES ♪

♪ I THANK
THE HEAVENS ABOVE ♪

♪ WUP SHOO-WUP SHOO-WUP

♪ A BOY LIKE ME

♪ HAS A GIRL LIKE YOU
TO LOVE ♪

♪ A GIRL LIKE YOU
IS VERY HARD TO FIND ♪

♪ EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
IS DIVINE ♪

♪ A GIRL LIKE YOU CAN MAKE
MY WHOLE WORLD SHAKE ♪

♪ A KISS FROM YOU
IS ALL IT TAKES ♪

♪ I THANK
THE HEAVENS ABOVE ♪

♪ WUP SHOO-WUP SHOO-WUP

♪ A BOY LIKE ME

♪ HAS A GIRL LIKE YOU
TO LOVE ♪

♪ A BOY LIKE ME

♪ HAS A GIRL LIKE YOU
TO LOVE ♪

♪ A BOY LIKE ME

♪ HAS A GIRL LIKE YOU
TO LOVE ♪

[ITSY-BITSY SPIDER
PLAYING]