Some Southern Waters (2020) - full transcript

After his girlfriend's death, an aimless musician spirals into a genre-bending fever dream.

♪ I really must know ♪

♪ My love ♪

♪ I'm under your spell ♪

♪ You're the only one I love ♪

♪ I really can tell, I really can tell ♪

Hey.

What?

No, I thought you said later.

No, no, I know, I was,

but no, I thought you said later.

Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm on my way.



I'll be there in 10 minutes.

No, I'm on my way, I'll
be there in five minutes.

I'll see you then.

All right, I love you.

Fuck!

♪ And after a while I try to start ♪

Those frogs there, can I,

can I purchase them with money?

Frogs?

Yeah, those, those frogs
there on those hooks.

I can feel their pain.

I wanna buy those frogs, how much?

$15.

$15, okay, $15 each frog?



$15 each.

Shit, I'll tell you what,

I'll buy all of those frogs for 63 bucks.

No, all the frogs, no,
all the frogs, one, two-

- No, all the frogs, look,

I know it's not what they're worth

but I'm buying them in bulk, see,

so when I, when I buy them in bulk,

you don't pay the market retail price

when you buy things in bulk.

Look, this is all the
money I have, I'm broke.

Let me buy those frogs,
let me get them off

of the fucking hooks with all
of the money I have, 63 bucks.

You want to buy all the frogs?

Yes, all of the frogs.

All the frogs, $15 each.

Look, man, I don't have it.

This is all the money I have.

I wanna buy all of the frogs

with all of the money that I have.

Next week when, when I,
when I pick up cigarettes,

I'll pay you back the rest.

You want to buy all the frogs?

Get those boys off those hooks!

♪ All curled up just like
a scare that a candle lit ♪

♪ All prepared to take the high chair ♪

♪ And I'll swear it doesn't
matter where I sit ♪

♪ When there's something to compare ♪

Like we should
probably wear the t-shirts.

I don't know you wanna
be your, you're gonna

- wear your own apparel?
- Y'all seen Mona?

We all match then. Yeah,
I think she's pissed at you.

What?

Yeah, she stormed out after our set.

She's like super stressed-looking.

Oh my God.

God has nothing to do with it.

Suck a dick.

Mona?

Hey.

Hey.

Are you pissed at me?

Why would I be pissed at you?

I don't know, you kinda
looked like you felt pissed.

Well, that's how I look,
but that's not how I feel.

Here, I got you a coffee.

Lots of cream, lots of sugar.

Hey, what happened to your hand?

Nothing.

Should I be pissed at to you?

No.

It was in your dream or it
was in, where did you see him?

- Today.
- I don't understand.

Today.

You maybe you just got your
old people mixed up, you know?

- What?
- Like, they all kinda

start to look the same anyway.

What are you talking about?

You know what I'm talking about, like,

old people kinda look similar when they,

as they get older, it's like babies,

- babies all look the same.
- Oh my god,

you don't believe me.

You can't tell the difference,

you can't tell babies apart-
I knew you wouldn't

- believe me.
- Till they're like three

or four, it's like, no, I believe you.

I'm just saying you maybe-
No, you don't believe me.

You're saying that-
Mixed up

All old people look the same.

I didn't say that.

It couldn't possibly be
the man from my dreams,

- I'm crazy.
- I didn't say that all

- old people look the same.
- That is exactly what you

- said, you just said that.
- I said that all old people

- start to look similar.
- In your world,

once you turn 60, you just blend together.

That is your logical explanation, wow.

Do old people not look similar?

- Do they not?
- Oh my god, Jon, I saw him.

- I saw him.
- Okay, okay.

You saw the old man in
your dream stalking you.

What now then?

- What do we do?
- Sometimes I tell you things,

not because I want you to fix them,

just, because I want to tell you.

All right, all right.

You know, I just, I

don't like that you're upset.

I don't like it when you're sad.

This is obviously
bothering you, the old...

Okay, okay, tell me the dream.

I was riding my bike.

My old bike.

I don't even have that bike anymore.

I was riding through my neighborhood.

Like, I think it was my old neighborhood.

And I came up to this house.

This white symmetrical house, except,

there's these red curtains.

And they're emitting this light,

this glowing red light and,

I'm totally fixated.

Until...

I had to go in.

Anna!

♪ You're so fine ♪

♪ It's no wonder I adore you ♪

♪ It's no wonder I live for you ♪

♪ Come a little closer, baby ♪

- ♪ You're so fine ♪
- Ribbit.

♪ You're so fine ♪

♪ Well in my heart ♪
Ribbit.

♪ In my heart ♪

What are you doing?

Ribbit.

- Oh my god, you're an idiot.
♪ Every night ♪

♪ And day ♪

♪ We belong together ♪

What are the odds you
jump into that river?

- Are you kidding?
- No.

There's like alligators in there.

Yeah, you pick the odds.

Oh my god.

God has nothing to do with it.

Yeah, when I get in there and get eaten,

you're gonna wish God had
something to do with it.

Well, you pick the
odds, so pick the odds.

Okay, but just because
I want to see your face

when I win and you have to go in there.

One out of 100.

One out of 100, okay.

One, two, three, 44!

- Ah-ha!
- Shut up!

If you throw me in there
I will break up with you.

You'd break up with me?

Ya, that's like abuse.

♪ It's no wonder I adore you ♪

♪ Come a little closer, baby ♪

♪ You're so fine ♪

Come on, come on, wake up, wake up.

♪ Well, in my heart ♪

♪ In my heart ♪

♪ You will stay ♪

♪ Every night ♪

♪ And day ♪

♪ We belong together, come what may ♪

♪ We belong together all the way ♪

♪ Stay here beside me,
baby, you're so fine ♪

♪ You're so fine ♪

♪ Well in my heart ♪

♪ In my heart ♪

♪ You will stay ♪

♪ Every night ♪

♪ And day ♪

♪ We belong together, come what may ♪

♪ We belong together all the way ♪

♪ Stay here beside me,
baby, you're so fine ♪

♪ You're so fine ♪

♪ Well, in my heart ♪

♪ In my heart ♪

♪ You will stay ♪

♪ Every night ♪

♪ And day ♪

♪ We belong together, come what may ♪

♪ We belong together all the way ♪

♪ Stay here beside me,
baby, you're so fine ♪

♪ You're so fine ♪

♪ Well, in my heart ♪

♪ In my heart ♪

♪ You will stay ♪

♪ Every night ♪

♪ And day ♪

♪ We belong together, come what may ♪

♪ We belong together ♪

♪ All the way ♪

♪ Stay here beside me,
baby, you're so fine ♪

♪ You're so fine ♪

♪ Stay here beside me,
baby, you're so fine ♪

♪ You're so fine ♪

♪ Stay here beside me, baby, you're so ♪

Aw, come on.

Dude, so I've been having those like

super fucking vivid dreams again, man,

where they just feel like so real

and they just, they
like creep me out, bro.

And this one, man, I'm
out on this beach, right,

and I can see there's like
something in the distance,

like freaking out, I'm
like, what the fuck is that?

So I go up to it, right,

and it's like this baby whale.

And it's like freaking out, and I'm like,

what the fuck is this thing doing?

'Cause we're not like
super close to the water,

it's just the sand, I'm like,
where the fuck is the water?

How'd this thing get all
the way out here, right?

So this thing like
won't stop freaking out.

So I had to like grab like
a piece of wood or something

from the ground and just
like smash this thing

to get it to like chill out,
like knock it out, right,

and so I pick it up, it's
like all slippery and shit.

But I throw it up on my shoulder

and I start like fucking
marching this thing

through this mall, right?

And I come up and I see
this luggage carousel

and it's got like this big green light

and it's like loaded with fish.

I'm like, this is, there's
something going on here.

Let me figure out what
the fuck this is, right,

and this carousel was
leading out to the ocean.

I'm like, I know what
I gotta do now, right?

I'm just gonna drop this fucking thing

on the carousel and be done.

So I go over there to put the thing down,

it's still heavy, it's like a whale.

It's a small whale, but
it's still a fucking whale,

it's heavy, you know?

And I drop it on this carousel

and it fucking breaks the thing,

and like it, and then this light on top,

it like starts flashing red.

I'm like, oh shit, I
just fucked something up.

I'm like, I don't know if I
should run or try to fix it.

I'm like, fuck this, and but
as soon as the thing fell,

it fell into the water, right?

But as soon as it fell into the water,

this big metal piece comes down

and fucking impales the whale.

Like I did all this shit
trying to save this whale,

and I just fucking killed it, man.

It's like bleeding out all over the place.

It was fucked, and yeah,
it was, it was weird, man.

I don't know what the fuck that means,

but it means something.

♪ Well I know what it sounds like ♪

♪ I hope they care ♪

♪ And now we just brought a sitar ♪

♪ So be prepared ♪

♪ Apologetic trips to make you sick ♪

I'm gonna go take a shit.

Oh, yeah, dude,
we're gonna be on in 10.

♪ Celebrate the new dark age with us ♪

♪ Calculate the irony with
someone you can trust ♪

♪ Feel the holy shroud
that keeps us warm ♪

♪ Show me something round
and I'll analyze the form ♪

♪ I don't understand
why you don't get it ♪

♪ I can take the time to
insure that you regret it ♪

Hey all you party people.

For those of you that just came
in, we're Bats in the Belfry

and we're gonna keep on truckin'.

One. Two. One, two, three.

Hey, motherfucker!

Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, whoa,
what the fuck is going on?

- Get off him!
- Hey!

- Get off him!
- Yo, Bruce!

He was walking back and forth outside,

and I kept trying to calm him down.

He was saying King Kong is a racist movie.

Like, you know, the building and the girl,

and you just think about
the whole geography of it-

- What?
- And, yeah.

I mean, I kind of agree.

Come.

This place is getting fucking depressing.

It's the second time that
kid has pulled some shit.

It wasn't always like
this before, man, I know.

I know.

Oh, shit.

Where the...

Look man,

I can only pay you 50 this time,

on account of all the shit
that was broke and everything.

On account of all the shit that was

- broke and everything.
- Yeah, cool.

All right, good job
tonight, brother, considering.

You be safe out there.

Have a good one.

God, this place is getting
fucking depressing.

I told you before but I'm sorry.

I'm sorry about everything.

But I can fix this, I can make
things better for you, I can.

How do you think you make me feel, Jon?

How do you think I feel with you sitting

at my dinner table eating this food?

I don't know, but I can fix things.

- I love your food.
- You don't understand.

I'm hungry, I want to
eat, that is why I'm here.

I need to feed myself.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

You're not sorry, if you were sorry,

you would look under there

and you would feed the food to that.

I don't understand.

Look under there, Jon.

Look under the table, Jon.

Oh, god, what's that smell?

Look under the table, Jon!

Mora?

Mora?

Yes?

Hey.

Hey.

Can I come in?

Yeah, sorry, I forgot you were coming.

Mora!

Jon.

I can't stop listening to it.

Me too.

It's driving me crazy.

Me too.

What the hell?

It never bothers me.

Why is it bothering me?

I mean,

it's kinda late, do you
think I should knock?

Maybe.

You think I should?

Well, I mean, I don't know,
maybe, it is kind of late.

I mean, it makes sense
to just politely ask him

to not play so loud so late.

But I don't really want to be that guy.

Why, why am I the dick?

No, okay, you are not
the dick, he's the dick.

Why the hell is this
bothering, this never bothers me.

Why'd you do this to me?

What, I didn't do anything to you,

what are you talking about?

Do you want me to go?

What?

Do you want me to go?

Like I'll go ask him to stop.

- No, no.
- Why?

It's driving you crazy, I can tell.

No, I'm too embarrassed for you.

You're embarrassed for me?

Yes, Beth, I'm asking you not to.

That doesn't make any
sense, why would you

- be embarrassed for me?
- It makes perfect sense.

I'm the one doing it.

Beth, why do you insist on
doing what I ask you not to do?

Because I'm trying to help
you and you don't let me

make my own decisions, which is something

- that I'm capable of doing.
- That's not what I'm saying.

Like, I can
actually make decisions.

All right, you can do whatever
you want, I'm just saying-

- Okay, I can't do whatever I
want because you yell at me.

That's cause you're fucking asinine.

Excuse me?

You're being asinine.

Do you even know what that means?

Of course I know what that means.

What does it mean?

I'm pretty sure I know what it means.

What the hell was that?

I think we're being too loud.

We are not that loud.

Beth, we were screaming.

What about the trumpet player?

He's a good kid.

He's loud.

Nevertheless.

So you're not gonna go get the door,

you're just gonna leave him there?

No, I know what they want.

They know I know what they
want, just be quiet now.

Just don't understand you sometimes.

What do you want me to
do, do you want me to go?

Where the fuck is my shirt, Jon?

I don't know where your shirt is, Beth.

Okay, well, you took it off.

Yeah, I remember that.

Jesus, what the fuck is under here?

Okay, like what did you do, did you just

- toss it up in the air?
- Did you look under the bed?

Yes, I just looked
under the bed, are you not

- even paying attention?
- Was it under there?

No, it wasn't under the bed.

Would I be talking to you
if it was under the bed?

No you can't, that's my favorite jacket,

- you can't take that.
- Okay, I don't care.

I'm taking it, and it doesn't-
No, that's,

hey, that's backwards.

Okay, whatever I don't
care, maybe I wanna

- wear it backwards.
- You're gonna stretch it out.

You can't stretch it out, that
was my grandfather's jacket.

I don't care!

I think we should stop seeing each other

because this isn't working.

What?

Are you breaking up with me?

We are not a couple.

What about the thing tomorrow?

The thing, what?

The mermaid thing, you invited me.

The mermaid?

I'm not going to a mermaid thing tomorrow.

Well, I'm going to the
mermaid thing tomorrow.

Okay, you go to the mermaid thing

- tomorrow.
- I am!

Okay, good, have fun!

I will.

Okay, good, why the fuck do
you keep telling me about it?

So what now then?

We have a show on Saturday, shithead.

Fuck, I forgot about that.

Hi there.

How much, how much for the mermaid show?

Nine bucks.

Nine, nine bucks.

You got change for 20?

What happened to your eye?

You know you can't go in there, right?

What do you mean?

Show doesn't start till eight tonight.

You bought a ticket for the show.

But I thought there was stuff
going on all night in there.

Yeah, that's the regular exhibit.

That regular exhibit goes on all night.

Okay.

You wanna buy a ticket
to the regular exhibit?

I guess, if I, if I buy the ticket

for the regular exhibit, can I go in now?

Yeah, obviously, you buy
the ticket, you can go in.

All right, well, I was just making sure

because I thought that's
what the first ticket did.

First ticket was the show ticket.

The normal thing goes on all night.

All right, all right, I'll
just get the normal ticket,

- then, I didn't know.
- All right,

no need to get aggressive.

- I'm just trying to explain.
- Okay, all right, okay, okay.

Can I just do an exchange

for the show ticket for the normal ticket?

You can, I can't do exchanges.

You gotta go over to the customer service.

- If you want to do an exchange.
- I'm not going to the,

no, I'll just buy the normal ticket,

how much is it, how much is it?

Five bucks.

Five,

change for a 10?

Boy, you are really cleaning me out

all my change over here.

Hey,

this is mine.

Silvio Samuel.

Silvio, they love you!

Hey.

- Hey.
- What are you watching?

Nothing, how are you?

I'm glad you called.

Okay, so I couldn't figure anything out

about this Anna girl, but I know there's

something weird going on at that carnival.

It's owned by this dude,
Salvador Montalvano.

Salvador, you mean Salvatore, right?

Salvador.

Salvatore, it's Italian.

Great, so it's owned
by this Italian dude

who I saw at the mermaid
show and he was all like,

I don't know, I don't know.

Okay, so what about this girl?

Well, I, I think she's not safe.

Jon.

No, I'm serious, and
I, this dude Salvador-

- Salvatore.

I know he has something to do with it.

Why would Salvatore have
anything to do with it?

Because he's scary, angry and evil.

I don't think you should
be drinking coffee right now.

It doesn't affect me.

Okay, so who's Anna?

I don't know.

But didn't you talk to her?

Yeah, but she was,
she's very aloof. Aloof?

And she looks like Mona?

Like exactly like Mona,
like she have a twin sister?

Shouldn't you know that?

You knew her longer.

No, she didn't have
a twin sister, but...

So what now, then?

♪ If you found a heart
that beats with a feeling ♪

♪ Then you found a heart that's also ♪

♪ Willing to give you love ♪

Okay, I have to tell you something.

It's this weird thing I know

but I feel like we have some
sort of connection or something

and you look exactly like
my dead ex-girlfriend.

That's how you're gonna say it?

Well, what am I supposed to say?

You should say that...

"You, you look like
someone I used to know."

No, you should say, "You remind me"

"of someone I used to
know," that sounds better.

Okay, I have to tell you something.

I feel like we have some sort
of connection or something

and you remind me of
someone I used to know.

Your dead ex-girlfriend?

Oh, come on, I can't do this.

Maybe I should just
shouldn't say anything.

You gotta be ready for that.

It sounds like that's
what you're gonna say.

You can see it in your face,

like your face totally says that.

Dude, she...

Well, okay, so what am
I supposed to do then?

Okay.

If I can't say that,
yeah, she just won't care.

I shouldn't say anything.

About what, what are you talking about?

About Mona.

Okay.

About Mona, the mermaid
looks exactly like Mona.

Okay.

Okay, I have an idea, I
know what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna come down here,

and I'm gonna help you and
we're gonna do it, okay.

So I want you to look me in
the face and I want you to,

I want you to say what you
would say to her to me.

Okay.

I know we just met, but I feel
like we have this connection

and you look exactly like my ex-girlfriend

who died not that long ago.

No, man,
you're so out of control.

I'm, whoa, whoa, what is your damage?

What the hell?

What do you mean, "What the hell?"

Why would you do that?

All right, I'll see you later, I guess.

Jon,

I think you should spy on her.

Spy on her?

That's what you're gonna leave me with.

Yeah, you know where she
works, go back tomorrow,

wait until she leaves-
No, no, no,

- I'm not doing that.
- And see what you can see.

See what I can see?

Beth, I'm not doing that.

Don't be an ash mat.

Excuse me?

Yeah, don't you want to
know who she is, man up.

I do want to know who she is

but I'm not, I'm not spying on her.

I'm better than that.

Whatever.

Ash mat?

Shit, shit, shit, get your
head in the game, come on.

Excuse me.

Yeah, um, nice mask.

I was just admiring your groovy
ride here, beach cruiser.

So what, is it dangerous
riding this thing out here?

Lots of car accidents, have you
ever been in a car accident?

What do you want?

I'm Bruce.

Okay, this...

Here's what it is.

I think that we have some sort
of connection or something

and you look like someone I used to know.

I'm wearing a mask.

I'm wearing a mask.

You're wearing a mask.

Aren't we all wearing masks?

Some are silk-
Yeah, okay.

Some are silk, some are
satin, some are steel.

Some are leather, some are feathers.

They're the, hm?

The faces of a stranger.

But we love to try them on.

Shit, shit.

Goddammit.

Yes?

What the hell?

You following me?

What the hell?

What?

What are you doing?

What is your problem?

I know what you're doing.

What?

You know what I'm talking about,

the mask, Anna, why the mask?

Oh, yeah, I thought you
knew what I was doing.

I know enough.

Oh God.

What do you think I'm doing?

Evil shit.

I'm leaving.

Follow me, and I will do evil shit to you.

Your name is Mona.

What?

You're Mona.

I know it's you, all right,
when the fuck is this-

- What?
- Gonna stop?

What are you talking about?

You know what I'm talking about, and-

- Shit.

Who is that?

Hey-
Let go.

When is this gonna stop,
why are you doing this to me?

Look, my name is Anna.

And you don't want to be involved in this.

No, your name is Mona.

You're Mona-
Let go.

I'm Jon, who the fuck is that?

- Let go, or I'll-
- You know I saw

that house in my dream, did
you know that I saw that?

I'm not responsible for your dreams.

Neither am I.

Hey, who-
Let go.

Who is that?

Let go, or I'll scream.

♪ How deep did you want it ♪

♪ How would you want me to go ♪

♪ Breaking ground could
be harder than this ♪

♪ If you were in my shoes ♪

♪ How long is a half life ♪

♪ Just take a moment to think about ♪

♪ How you and me relate and how ♪

♪ We could make something new ♪

♪ Do you wanna help me ♪

♪ Or do you wanna heal me ♪

♪ Just kill me ♪

So I've been like, having like

those crazy fucked-up dreams again,

like super like real and vivid, man.

Ever since I haven't been
like partying so much, and-

- Did you find out anything about Anna?

Nope, nothing.

Nothing?

Seems totally normal.

We're all out
camping at like this lake-

- Well, you know what I was thinking

maybe this time what you can do

is you can go back-
Beth, drop it.

No, really, listen, this is a good idea,

you can go back and look her

directly into the eyes and-
Beth, I'm serious.

Please stop it, please.

Okay, all right.

I'll let it go.

And it comes up to
me and I remember this,

this story of like when I was a little kid

about this like pond-
I never apologized

about the other night.

The other night?

Yeah, I just had a lot,

like on my mind altogether.

I spaced out, I just
completely spaced out.

- There was so much going on.
- I thought it was my fault.

Don't worry about it.

What?

I mean, with everything going on with

Mona and this mermaid girl like,

I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

What does that have to do with anything?

I mean, even though you
were giving me mixed signals,

it was kind of a dick move
to make a move on you.

I'm talking about the night we played

and I skipped your solo.

- I don't remember that.
- I'm not talking about

the night that I came over.

And I'm not sorry about that either

because you were being a dick.

Beth, you don't always have
to remind me of my failures.

- Okay, well.
- I remember them.

I will remind you of your
failures when they involve me.

And, well actually, besides,

you already said that
you were being a dick

- and you admitted to it.
- Why are you this way?

Why am I this way?

I'm just the way that God made me.

- Camping and drinking and-
- Oh, great, yeah, well,

have you ever thought maybe,

maybe think about this, there's something

that you could have done
differently in a situation.

What situation?

I wasn't being a dick, really.

Yes, you were, you were being a dick.

- I wasn't being a dick.
- And why would you say that?

You already admitted and apologized

- to being a dick.
- I thought you were

- apologizing for being a dick.
- You thought I

- was being a dick?
- And I was trying

to self-defrecate on your behalf.

What, self-defecate?

I was trying to be nice.

You're not nice.

Yes, I am.

No, you're not.

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, don't
self-defecate on my behalf.

I'm trying to be nice, Beth.

You're not nice, Lee?

- Lee, Lee is Jon nice?
- Leave Lee out of this.

- Jon's a nice, dude.
- No, right?

- Thank you, Lee.
- No, what?

- Why would you say that?
- Lee knows.

No, okay, you are not a nice guy.

- Ask-
- Don't bring Danny into this.

- Ask Danny.
- Don't even bring Danny

- into this.
- Danny, am I a nice guy?

Danny don't answer that,

- you don't have to answer that.
- You let your 14-year-old

- brother jump in?
- See, you're not a nice guy.

Do I take a lower pay

than everyone because
I'm a fucking asshole?

Whoa, lift the glass!

What the fuck are you doing?

- It all spilled out-
- Calm down.

- Seriously, man, god.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

- it was an accident.
- Why would you do that?

Can somebody bring some paper towels?

Were you listening to my fucking story?

- I'm sorry, man.
- Bruce, nobody cares

about your dream, no one cares

- about your dream.
- Don't be such a bitch, Beth.

Don't call me a bitch.

Kind of a bitch, Beth.

No matter what you do and where you go,

I will always be there
to watch you fuck it up.

- Paper towels!
- Damn, geez.

Jesus Christ lady. Oh my god!

Jon, what the fuck?

How do you even?

I don't even get that.

I don't, I don't know.

I mean, what the, I don't even
understand

Goddamn.

I quit.

What are you saying to me?

I quit, I'm not coming back.

This shit is crazy, man, look,

look at this dude's,
what do you call those?

His dorsie, dorsa?

Your lats?

Lat, look, your lat, dude,
look at this dude's lat.

He's got lats the size of
West Texas, motha fuck-

- I'm not coming back,
can I grab my check?

Man, you gotta get over that girl.

That's what you gotta do.

Look, man, you do whatever
you gotta do, but,

there's the full 200.

That should keep you going in the interim.

The interim?

Yeah, man, 'cause I care about you,

physically-
We said 250.

Phys... We said 250?

Physiologically. I can't do 250.

But that should keep you
going in the interim.

All right, all right,
I'll see you tomorrow.

Look, this is some mutant shit.

I can see the veins in your ass.

You shoot up in your ass.

Here you go, $5.

All right, thank you.

Hi, there-

- $5 please.

I actually just wanted
to talk to the manager

to get some information
on the mermaid show.

He's inside the exhibit,
that's his office.

Can I go talk to him now?

I don't know, you can try.

Okay, thank you.

Wait!

It's $5.

But I'm not going to the
show, I just, I told you,

I just want to talk to the manager.

The manager is in his office.

His office is in the exhibit, it's $5.

I was, can he come out here then?

Because I was here
yesterday, I already paid.

I don't want to go see
the show, I just want

- to talk to the guy.
- Today's wristband color

is orange, you can't get
in with a green wristband.

It's $5 for today's wristband
color, which is orange.

What's this one do?

Today's wristband color is orange.

You can't get in with a
white wristband, it's $5

for today's wristband color-
Okay, okay.

Which is orange.

Okay, how 'bout this, how
'bout you go get the manager-

- Come on, man, it's just five bucks.

I'm not going into the show.

I just wanna talk to the
manager, she's not letting-

- It doesn't matter, man,
it's just five bucks.

Just mind your own
business for a second, man.

Hey, this is my business, man.

Okay, can you help me
out with this at all, man?

What is this?

What are your names?

My name is tickets are $5.

Okay, listen, you little
ticket Nazi, I just-

- It doesn't matter, man,
it's just five bucks.

Hey, you, shut your mouth!

What?

What?

What?

Look, I'm sorry, man, just relax, it's,

- I'm having a rough day.
- Shut my mouth?

Shut my mouth?

I'm sorry, man, I didn't mean that.

I'll fucking touch you, man!

What?

Dude, fucking hell.

Next.

But he was the aggressor.

It's not the way I see it.

That's some bullshit, man.

I was trying to mind my business,

you know, just trying to keep it cool.

Look, we asked several people,

they said he was ordering
tickets, arguing with concessions

which is a whole separate incident.

He turned to you, some
obscenities were exchanged.

No particulars were exchanged.

You assaulted him in the face.

That's what we understand.

Several people saw this.

Several witnesses said-
Just a minute.

That you assaulted him in the face.

Wait.

You might be right.

But, I gotta say something.

He was the aggressor.

- Listen here, you shit.
- You

you're fucking up my fair,
you're fucking up my customers,

and you're fucking up my day.

, I deal with

like you on a regular basis,
I am done playing nice.

I want you to apologize to
me for what you have done.

Okay, wait.

I gotta tell you something.

Your breath smells like shit.

I smell like shit?

There's nothing a pair of
scissors can't fix, nothing.

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Anna.

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