Snow Shark: Ancient Snow Beast (2011) - full transcript

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING ]

>> WELL, THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOOD

SPOT TO SET UP.

[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]

>> SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN,

PROFESSOR HOFFMAN?

>> WELL, BIANCA, THE REPORTS

HAVE BEEN SINCE THE EARTHQUAKE,

THE WILDLIFE IN THE AREA'S BEEN

DIMINISHING.

>> SO, WE GOT TO FIND OUT WHAT'S



KILLING ALL THE ANIMALS?

>> WE DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S

HAPPENING, GABE, OR IF

ANYTHING'S EVEN BEING KILLED

OFF.

THAT'S THE REASON WE'RE HERE --

TO FIND ANSWERS, TAKE SAMPLES,

AND LET SCIENCE FIGURE IT ALL

OUT.

>> UH, WHATEVER YOU SAY, DOC.

>> SO, DO YOU THINK THE

EARTHQUAKE HAS SOMETHING TO DO

WITH THIS GOING ON?

>> LET'S TAKE A LOOK AROUND AND



SEE IF WE CAN FIGURE THAT OUT.

>> READY WHEN YOU ARE, DOC.

>> BIANCA, COULD YOU MAINTAIN

THE FIRE WHILE GABE AND I TAKE A

QUICK LOOK AROUND THE AREA?

TAKE SOME SOIL SAMPLES WHILE

YOU'RE AT IT.

THERE'S A SPADE IN MY BAG IF YOU

NEED IT.

>> SURE THING, PROFESSOR.

>> SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK, DOC?

YOU THINK THE EARTHQUAKES BROKE

OPEN SOME CHEMICAL PIPELINES AND

IT'S KILLING ALL THE ANIMALS?

>> I TOLD YOU BEFORE, GABE -- NO

ONE'S EVEN CLAIMING THAT ANIMALS

ARE DYING.

THEY'VE SIMPLY VANISHED WITHOUT

A TRACE.

[ OWL HOOTS ]

>> UH...DOC?

>> WHAT?

MY GOD.

>> SO MUCH FOR THE ANIMALS NOT

BEING ALL KILLED OFF, HUH, DOC?

[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]

>> FEBRUARY 6, 1999.

THE TIME'S APPROXIMATELY

10:15 A.M.

GABRIEL AND I HAVE DISCOVERED

WHAT APPEARS TO BE THE REMAINS

OF A DEER.

THERE'S NOT MUCH LEFT.

THE ODD THING IS THE TRACKS

LEADING TO AND AWAY FROM THE

SITE APPEAR TO COME UP FROM

UNDER THE SNOW AND DISAPPEAR

BACK INTO IT AGAIN.

THIS IS LIKE NOTHING I'VE EVER

SEEN BEFORE.

[ TAPE RECORDER CLICKS ]

GABE, WE MAY HAVE STUMBLED ON

THE GREATEST SCIENTIFIC

DISCOVERY OF OUR LIFETIME.

>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, DOC,

BUT WHATEVER DID THIS GIVES ME

AN UNEASY FEELING IN MY STOMACH.

I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO STICK

AROUND AND FIND OUT WHAT IT

LOOKS LIKE.

>> WE OWE IT TO SCIENCE TO

DISCOVER WHAT CREATURE DID THIS.

THE WORLD SHOULD KNOW.

SCIENCE SHOULD KNOW.

>> LOOK AT THE TRACKS, DOC.

THE CREATURE TRAVELS

UNDERGROUND.

IT COULD BE ANYWHERE AROUND US,

WAITING TO ATTACK.

>> I CAN'T IMAGINE THE STRENGTH

OF THE BEAST THAT COULD MOVE

THROUGH THE GROUND LIKE THAT.

>> LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, DOC.

>> WE CAN GO BACK TO CAMP AND

DECIDE WHERE TO GO FROM THERE.

>> ANYWHERE IS BETTER THAN HERE.

BIANCA!

>> OVER HERE!

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> SORRY.

CURIOSITY GOT THE BEST OF ME.

I WANDERED OUT HERE.

DO YOU THINK THE QUAKE DID THIS?

>> YEAH.

>> ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M

THINKING?

>> THE CREATURE MUST HAVE BEEN

FROZEN IN THE ICE FOR

CENTURIES -- MILLENNIUMS, EVEN!

>> THAT'S THE ONLY EXPLANATION.

>> THE EARTHQUAKE MUST HAVE

FREED IT.

[ SIGHS ]

THE CREATURE MUST BE

PREHISTORIC, FROM THE

CRETACEOUS PERIOD.

THIS IS SO EXCITING!

>> NO, THIS IS TERRIFYING.

THERE'S SOME KIND OF CARNIVOROUS

DINOSAUR OUT THERE THAT'S EITHER

SCARED OFF OR KILLED OFF ALL THE

WILDLIFE.

>> WHAT DID YOU GUYS FIND OUT

THERE?

>> IT'S PROBABLY HUNGRY AND

WE'RE THE ONLY THING LEFT TO EAT

IN THESE WOODS.

>> WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO BACK.

>> SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS GOING ON?

>> WE NEED TO LEAVE NOW.

>> WE COULD REPORT OUR FINDINGS,

COME BACK WITH A LARGER GROUP OF

SCIENTISTS, SECURE THE AREA.

>> NOW, JON.

>> RIGHT.

>> AAAH!

AAAH!

AAAH!

>> AAAAH! AAAAH!

AAAAAAAH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

OHH! MY GOD! OHH!

AAAAAAAAAH!

AAAAAAAAAAH!

AAAAAAAAAAH!

>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

AAH!

AAAAAAAAH!

>> IT'S FEBRUARY 6, 1999.

I'VE SEEN IT.

I'VE SEEN IT -- THE CREATURE.

IT'S KILLED GABRIEL.

IT MUST BE PREHISTORIC.

IT SEEMS TO BE SOME SORT OF

SELACHIMORPHA, A SHARK, BUT ON

THE LAND, IN THE SNOW -- A SNOW

SHARK.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING ]

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

[ MID-TEMPO COUNTRY MUSIC

PLAYS ]

>> WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?

>> IT SHOULDN'T MATTER WHERE,

ALEX, AS LONG AS I'M THE ONE

TAKING YOU.

>> OH, YEAH?

WAIT A MINUTE.

LESLIE, DO YOU REALIZE WHERE WE

ARE?

>> OF COURSE I DO.

WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF ADVENTURE?

>> I'M SERIOUS, LES.

BAD THINGS HAPPEN HERE.

>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

THOSE ARE JUST URBAN LEGENDS.

>> WE SHOULD GO HOME.

>> YOU SHOULD KISS ME.

>> I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT IN

THE SAFETY OF THE BACK SEAT OF

MY CAR.

LET'S GO.

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING ]

LESLIE.

COME ON! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!

LESLIE?

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

[ RUMBLING ]

AAAAH! AAAAH!

N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

HELP ME.

>> OH, MY GOD.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

>> LESLIE.

>> IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE OUT

THERE?

>> SHE'S...DEAD.

>> WHO DID THIS TO YOU?

>> S-S-SNOW SHARK.

>> YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE,

BOY.

[ BELL RINGS ]

[ "DECK THE HALLS" PLAYS ]

>> PHYLLIS, WHERE'S MY COFFEE?!

>> HONEY, MR. CAMPBELL'S HERE TO

SEE YOU.

>> MR. MAYOR.

>> CAMPBELL.

[ SIGHS ]

>> MR. CAMPBELL, WOULD YOU LIKE

SOMETHING FOR BREAKFAST, MAYBE A

CUP OF COFFEE?

>> MUCH OBLIGED, MA'AM, BUT, NO,

THANK YOU.

I ONLY NEED A WORD HERE WITH

YOUR HUSBAND.

>> I'LL LEAVE YOU BOYS TO TALK,

THEN.

YOU LET ME KNOW IF YOU CHANGE

YOUR MIND.

>> THANK YOU, MA'AM.

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

>> [ SIGHS ]

I HOPE YOU HAVE SOMETHING

IMPORTANT TO TELL ME, CAMPBELL.

I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED MY

MORNING COFFEE YET.

AND I DO LIKE TO ENJOY IT -- MY

MORNING COFFEE.

>> SIR, I DO BELIEVE I HAVE SOME

REALLY BAD NEWS.

A YOUNG MAN AND A YOUNG WOMAN --

THEY WERE ATTACKED BY A CREATURE

LAST NIGHT.

THEY'RE BOTH DEAD.

>> CREATURE?

>> YES.

THE LAST THING THE MAN SAID

BEFORE HE DIED WAS,

"SNOW SHARK."

[ CHUCKLES ]

I DO BELIEVE THEY WERE BOTH

DELUSIONAL.

>> NOBODY ASKED YOU FOR YOUR

OPINION.

GET THE SHERIFF ON THE PHONE AND

TELL HIM TO MEET ME AT

THE TOWN HALL.

>> SIR, YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN ANY

OF THESE URBAN LEGENDS, NOW, DO

YOU?

>> LEGENDS? [ CHUCKLES ]

>> YES, LEGENDS.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE.

THE IDEA OF A SNOW SHARK IS...

IMPOSSIBLE.

>> EVERY TOWN HAS ITS LEGENDS,

CAMPBELL.

BIGFOOT...

CHUPACABRA...

LOCH NESS MONSTER.

US?

WE HAVE A SNOW SHARK.

AND WHETHER IT'S REAL OR NOT, DO

AS I TOLD YOU AND INFORM THE

SHERIFF.

>> YES, SIR.

[ MUSIC STOPS ]

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK IT WAS OUT

THERE THAT GOT 'EM?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

I HEARD IT WAS A BEAR.

I DON'T KNOW.

>> I HEARD A RUMOR ABOUT A

SHARK.

>> A SHARK?

CRIME SCENES LIKE THAT -- THEY

GOT TO KNOW SOMETHING.

>> I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE

THIS BEFORE.

WHAT HAPPENED?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

TAKE AWAY THAT GUY'S CANE -- I

DON'T THINK HE'D DO ANYTHING.

>> SO, A BUDDY OF MINE SAW

SOMETHING COME OUT OF THE WOODS

THAT NIGHT.

>> SOMETHING?

DO YOU THINK IT'S HUMAN?

>> I DON'T THINK SO.

IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS COMING OUT

OF THE GROUND.

>> YEAH?

>> YEAH.

>> THAT'S CRAZY.

>> DON, I'M NOT GONNA LOSE

CONTROL OF THIS TOWN.

CALM THIS CROWD DOWN.

I'M SURE THEY'LL BE BACK WORKING

AT THE MOM-AND-POP STORE,

SELLING PIG SHIT AND COW SLOP.

DO SECURITY --

>> DON'T WORRY, MAYOR.

I GOT THIS.

>> YEAH, YOU BETTER HAVE IT.

YOU BETTER HAVE SOMETHING.

>> DID YOU KNOW THE KIDS -- THAT

ALEX DUDE?

>> I'VE SEEN THEM AROUND, LIKE,

HERE AND THERE IN TOWN, BUT

NOTHING PERSONALLY.

>> IT'S CRAZY.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT THE

SHERIFF HAS TO SAY.

>> MAYOR OVERMAN AND MYSELF HAVE

BEEN WORKING VERY HARD TO FIND

OUT WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO KEEP

THE REST OF US SAFE?

>> YEAH.

>> MICKY, I'VE ALREADY GOT IN

TOUCH WITH SOME PEOPLE, AND I'M

PUTTING TOGETHER A TEAM TO

INVESTIGATE WHAT HAPPENED.

>> ALEX -- HE'S DEAD.

BUT WHAT KIND OF TEAM ARE YOU

GUYS PUTTING TOGETHER?

WE SHOULD ALL JUST ARM

OURSELVES, GO OUT THERE, AND

KILL THE SON OF A BITCH THAT DID

THIS.

[ ALL MURMURING ]

>> LET'S DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

>> YES!

>> JASON, IT WAS AN ANIMAL THAT

KILLED THOSE PEOPLE.

THE LAST THING I NEED IS AN

ANGRY MOB ON MY HANDS.

>> AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHY I'M

GETTING A TEAM OF ANIMAL

BIOLOGISTS, ALONG WITH OUR

POLICE FORCE, OUT THERE TO

INVESTIGATE.

>> WHAT ANIMAL COULD BE KILLING

OUR CHILDREN?

DO YOU THINK IT COULD BE A BEAR?

>> BARBARA, IT VERY WELL COULD

BE A BEAR.

IT COULD EVEN BE A PACK OF

WOLVES.

>> IT WASN'T NO WOLVES THAT

KILLED THEM FOLKS.

>> MIKE, PLEASE.

>> SNOW SHARK'S WHAT DID IT.

YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO.

YOU ALL KNOW.

YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO BELIEVE

IT.

>> MIKE, THERE'S NO SUCH THING

AS A SNOW SHARK.

THAT'S CRAZY TALK.

>> BEEN SEVEN YEARS SINCE I

KILLED THAT BEAST.

YOU ALL KNOW.

>> FOR THE LAST TIME, WHAT

HAPPENED TO YOU HAS NOTHING TO

DO WITH THIS.

>> OH, REALLY, SHAWN?

>> REALLY.

>> THE SHERIFF AND THREE OTHERS,

INCLUDING MY BEST FRIEND, ALL

DIED FROM THAT BEAST YEARS AGO.

WHEN I KILLED IT, IT GAVE ME

SOMETHING TO REMEMBER IT BY.

[ ALL GASP ]

>> THE DOCTOR SAID IN HIS

AUTOPSY THAT THAT WAS A BEAR

ATTACK.

>> THAT'S HORSE SHIT, DON, AND

YOU KNOW IT.

JUST WANT TO KEEP PEOPLE AWAY

FROM YOUR SMALL TOWN, IS ALL.

I HAD THE BODY OF THE BEAST TO

PROVE IT -- THE ONE Y'ALL GONE

AND BURNED.

>> I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GOT

AHOLD OF A SHARK, MIKE, BUT THAT

WAS JUST USED TO SCAM PEOPLE.

THAT'S ALL IT WAS, AND YOU KNOW

IT.

>> I KILLED IT ONCE.

MAYBE THERE'S ANOTHER ONE.

MAYBE ITS SPIRIT NEVER DIED.

BEST NOT BE GETTING IN MY WAY,

'CAUSE I'M GONNA KILL IT AGAIN.

>> MIKE, YOU STAY OUT OF THE

WOODS, OR YOU WILL BE ARRESTED.

>> YOU DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO,

AND I'LL DO WHAT I GOT TO DO.

COME ON, BOYS. LET'S GO.

WE GOT A SHARK TO CATCH.

>> SEE YOU BOYS LATER.

>> [ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

>> SO MUCH FOR NOT HAVING AN

ANGRY MOB.

[ BANGING ]

>> PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PLEASE.

TAKE EVERYTHING THAT MAN SAYS

WITH A GRAIN OF SALT.

HE'S NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD.

CAN I SPEAK TO YOU PRIVATELY,

DON?

>> OF COURSE.

>> I WANT YOU TO MAKE SURE THAT

MIKE DOESN'T GO OUT THERE AND DO

ANYTHING STUPID.

>> WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, SIR,

THE CHANCES OF ME STOPPING MIKE

ARE SLIM TO NONE.

>> I DON'T NEED ANY MORE

BLOODSHED IN THIS TOWN, AND IF

HE AND HIS CRAZY POSSE GO OUT

THERE, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M

GONNA HAVE.

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

>> ARREST HIM.

>> HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING YET.

HOW CAN I ARREST HIM?

>> I DON'T CARE.

FIND SOMETHING TO ARREST HIM

FOR.

>> RIGHT.

I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

>> I'M SURE YOU'LL THINK OF

SOMETHING, DON.

[ UP-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]

>> CAREFUL.

>> ALL RIGHT, FINE.

OOH! HELLO.

>> HOW'S IT GOING?

[ CHUCKLES ]

>> WHOA!

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.

>> I LOVE TATTOOS.

OOH, LOOK AT THEM.

>> ALL RIGHT.

I GOT TO GO.

THIS MISSILE'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE.

FUCK, YEAH.

OH, BEER.

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>> WHAT?

>> I THINK I'M GONNA GET A

DRINK.

>> YEAH.

>> DO YOU NEED ANYTHING?

>> I WOULD LOVE A

SEX ON THE BEACH, AND MY BOY

WOULD LOVE ANOTHER BEER.

>> IT'S TOO COLD FOR A

SEX ON THE BEACH.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> WORD.

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING ]

>> BRODY, WHERE ARE YOU?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[ ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES ]

>> DARCY?

DARCY?

AAAAAAAAAAH!

[ ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES ]

[ UP-TEMPO CLASSICAL MUSIC

PLAYING ]

>> PENNY.

I'M GONNA BE TAKING OFF FOR A

FEW DAYS.

I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD

DELIVER THIS TO PROFESSOR HOOPER

FOR ME.

>> SURE THING, LINCOLN.

I'LL GET IT TO HIM AS SOON AS I

SEE HIM.

>> EXCELLENT.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I'D WAIT AROUND, BUT I'M IN A

BIT OF A HURRY.

>> ON ANOTHER MONSTER QUEST?

>> I GUESS YOU COULD SAY SO.

>> MM. CHASING AFTER BIGFOOT

AGAIN, ARE WE?

>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT -- YOU'LL

BE THE FIRST TO KNOW AS SOON AS

I GET BACK.

>> SOUNDS GOOD.

OKAY, LINC.

HAVE FUN ON YOUR MYSTERIOUS

LITTLE TRIP.

>> I WILL. THANKS AGAIN, PENNY.

>> NO PROBLEM.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

>> SEE YOU LATER.

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

[ MID-TEMPO COUNTRY MUSIC

PLAYS ]

>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]

DID YOU SEE ETHAN ABOUT GETTING

YOURSELF A JOB AT THE SHOP YET

TODAY?

>> I WAS BUSY ALL DAY.

>> BRUCE, I'VE BEEN TALKING TO

YOU ABOUT THIS ALL WEEK.

WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE TODAY?

>> HANGING OUT WITH DOUG, AND I

GOT SIDETRACKED.

>> SIDETRACKED?

YOU'RE ALWAYS GETTING

SIDETRACKED.

IF YOU DON'T GET YOURSELF A JOB

SOON, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND

ANOTHER PLACE TO LIVE.

>> 'CAUSE THAT MAKES SENSE.

IF I DON'T START MAKING MONEY

HERE, YOU'RE GONNA PUT ME OUT ON

THE STREET, WHERE I CAN'T EVEN

AFFORD TO SURVIVE?

THANKS, DAD.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TRYING TO

SAY HERE, BRUCE.

[ SIGHS ]

IF YOU CAN'T DO SOMETHING WITH

YOURSELF, I'M GONNA HAVE TO MAKE

YOU DO SOMETHING.

MAYBE I CAN GET YOU A JOB DOWN

AT THE STATION.

>> THANKS, DAD, BUT I WOULDN'T

EVEN PASS THE DRUG TEST.

>> YOU'D BETTER NOT BE SERIOUS,

BOY.

YOU NEED TO STOP HANGING AROUND

WITH THAT FRIEND DOUG OF YOURS.

HE'S A BAD INFLUENCE.

>> DOUG'S MY FRIEND.

LOOK, I PROMISE -- TOMORROW I'LL

GO TO THE SHOP AND I'LL TALK TO

ETHAN.

>> IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY

TIME I HEARD YOU SAY THAT, YOU

WOULDN'T NEED TO HAVE A JOB.

>> MOM WOULDN'T TREAT ME LIKE

THIS IF SHE WAS STILL AROUND.

>> MOM IS NOT AROUND, IS SHE?

>> I HATE YOU!

>> WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE

GOING?

>> OUT!

[ COWBELL CLANGING ]

>> [ SIGHS ]

[ MICHAEL PAUL GIRARD'S

"SOMEONE BETTER CALL A DOCTOR"

PLAYING ]

>> HEY, MAN.

THOSE THINGS ARE BAD FOR YOUR

HEALTH, YOU KNOW.

>> SO ARE THESE.

>> PUT THOSE AWAY BEFORE MY DAD

SEES THOSE.

HE'LL FUCKING KILL ME.

>> HE'S PROBABLY ALREADY DRUNK

ANYWAY.

WHO CARES?

>> FIGURE LET'S JUST GO OUT BACK

BEFORE HE SEES US.

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

>> * SEE THOSE LONG LEGS IN

HIGH-HEELED SHOES *

* STEPPIN' OUT OF A LIMOUSINE *

[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]

>> * SOMEONE BETTER CALL A

DOCTOR *

* SOMEONE... *

>> HEY, NICE FIRE, BRO.

>> THANKS.

>> SO, UH, GET THE HELL OUT OF

HERE.

>> NO. IT'S MY FIRE.

>> DUDE, GET THE HELL OUT OF

HERE.

>> I'M GONNA TELL DAD.

>> TELL DAD WHAT?

>> THAT YOU'RE DRINKING ALL THE

BEER.

>> YEAH? I'LL TELL DAD WHY ALL

THE SOCKS ARE MISSING.

>> WHY -- 'CAUSE YOU'RE TOO LAZY

TO GET A GIRLFRIEND?

>> DUDE, GET THE HELL OUT OF

HERE!

>> DICK.

>> DUDE, I REALLY SHOULDN'T

DRINK.

MY DAD WILL SMELL IT ON MY

BREATH.

>> JUST CHEW SOME GUM

AFTERWARDS, YOU PUSSY.

>> YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT, DICK.

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

>> NICE.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

>> SO, WHERE'D YOU GET THESE

FROM, ANYWAY?

>> MY DAD'S GOT A MINI FRIDGE IN

HIS WORKSHOP.

>> WHAT'S HE GONNA DO WHEN HE

NOTICES THAT THEY'RE GONE?!

>> ARREST ME?

I DON'T KNOW.

WHO THE HELL CARES?

>> ROUGH NIGHT, DUDE?

>> MY DAD'S JUST BEING A DICK,

IS ALL.

HE KEEPS HOUNDING ME ABOUT

GETTING A JOB.

>> WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET A

JOB.

IT'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO DO.

>> I HAVE STUFF TO DO.

>> LIKE WHAT?!

>> LIKE NOT DO STUFF.

>> [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

HEY, GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE.

>> ALREADY?

>> HELL, YEAH.

>> [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

I GOT TO KEEP UP.

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> UGH. UGH.

[ BOTTLES CLINKING ]

>> THANK YOU, SIR.

>> YEAH.

>> * SOMEONE BETTER CALL A

DOCTOR *

>> [ SNARLING ]

>> I WONDER IF OUR DADS USED TO

DO THIS WHEN THEY WERE OUR AGE.

>> WHAT, SNEAK AROUND?

DRINK THEIR OLD DADS' SHIT?

>> YEAH.

I BET THEY USED TO FUCKING SNEAK

AROUND IN BACKYARDS AND GET

WRECKED TOGETHER ALL THE TIME.

>> YEAH, UNTIL MY DAD GOT ALL

HIGH AND MIGHTY AND DECIDED HE

DIDN'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH A

BUNCH OF DRUNK HICKS.

>> I DON'T KNOW, DUDE.

YOUR DAD JUST HASN'T BEEN THE

SAME SINCE YOUR MOM PASSED AWAY.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST LIGHTEN UP

ON HIM, MAN.

IT'S HARD.

>> BUT IT'S OKAY FOR HIM TO

TREAT ME LIKE AN ASSHOLE?

IT'S NOT FAIR TO ME, EITHER,

DUDE.

>> DUDE, I HAVE FIGHTS WITH MY

DAD ALL THE TIME.

I MEAN, HE'S NOT THE NICEST GUY

TO ME, BUT HE'S STILL MY DAD.

>> [ SNARLING ]

>> DUDE, I'M NOT THAT CLOSE TO

HIM.

>> DUDE, HAND ME ANOTHER.

>> ALREADY?

>> YEAH, MAN. HAND ME ANOTHER.

>> PFFT!

[ CHUCKLES ]

I GOT TO TAKE A PISS.

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

>> YOU SHAKE IT MORE THAN TWICE,

IT MEANS YOU'RE PLAYING WITH IT!

>> DUDE, "I GOT TO TAKE A PISS"

IS CODE FOR "I AM GONNA PLAY

WITH IT."

>> SICK BASTARD.

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> DOUG!

>> DUDE!

DID YOU JUST FALL DOWN IN YOUR

OWN PISS?!

>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[ SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING ]

>> DON, YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE

THIS.

GO HOME, FRIEND.

>> HE'S MY SON, GOD DAMN IT!

>> OH, SHIT.

HERE HE COMES.

>> OH, HE'S NOT GONNA LIKE THIS.

>> NO SHIT, HE'S NOT GONNA LIKE

THIS.

HIS SON WAS EATEN BY A FUCKING

SHARK.

>> SHH!

>> [ SOBBING ]

>> DON!

DON.

DAMN IT, DON.

I TOLD YOU YOU DIDN'T WANT TO

SEE THAT.

>> [ Crying ] HE'S MY BOY,

BENNY.

HE'S ALL I HAD.

>> I'M SORRY, DON.

LET ME DRIVE YOU HOME.

>> THE LAST THING WE DID WAS

HAVE AN ARGUMENT.

HE SAID HE HATED ME.

>> HE DIDN'T HATE YOU.

HE WAS A TEENAGE BOY, DON.

AT THAT AGE, THEY ALL HATE THEIR

FATHERS.

>> HE WAS.

HE WAS.

NOW HE'S DEAD.

>> NEVER SEEN A WOLF, BEAR, OR

ANYTHING DO THAT TO A HUMAN BODY

BEFORE.

>> NO, IT'S A FUCKING SHARK.

IT'S THE SNOW SHARK.

IT'S HERE.

>> IT'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING

ELSE.

>> SNOW SHARK?

UM, SORRY. I'M NOT BUYING IT.

>> IT'S GOT TO BE HERE.

HAVEN'T YOU HEARD THE LEGEND?

SHIT. SHIT.

>> JACK.

>> DON.

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.

I WISH IT COULD HAVE BEEN UNDER

BETTER CIRCUMSTANCES.

>> HEY, TOMMY.

>> HELLO, MR. CHAPMAN.

>> MIND IF I ASK HIM A FEW

QUESTIONS?

>> GO AHEAD. HE'S RIGHT HERE.

>> TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED LAST

NIGHT, SON.

>> YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME EVEN

IF I TOLD YOU.

>> TRUST ME, I'LL BELIEVE

ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.

>> I HAD A FEW BEERS.

I'M SORRY FOR THAT.

>> THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.

TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.

>> COME ON, BOY.

TELL THE MAN WHAT YOU KNOW.

>> WE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN

DRINKING.

I WASN'T DRUNK OR ANYTHING.

I WASN'T SEEING THINGS.

>> GO ON, BOY.

TELL HIM WHAT YOU SAW.

>> MAYBE -- MAYBE BECAUSE IT WAS

DARK...

BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I SAW A SHARK

CAME UP AND PULL HIM AWAY.

IT TOOK HIM!

>> I BELIEVE YOU, SON.

THANK YOU.

>> DON, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

>> I HAVE A SHARK TO KILL.

>> GENTLEMEN, MA'AM, THE MAYOR

WILL BE HERE TO SEE YOU SHORTLY.

>> WHAT'S YOUR NAME, DARLIN'?

>> MY NAME IS ANNA, MR. CANE.

>> PERFECT, ANNA.

YOU CAN JUST CALL ME "CAMERON."

>> OKAY, CAMERON.

>> AND I'D BE MUCH OBLIGED IF

YOU COULD MAYBE JUST RUN OUT AND

JUST GRAB ME A GLASS OF WATER.

>> OF COURSE. RIGHT AWAY.

>> THANK YOU, DARLIN'.

>> WELCOME.

[ SIGHS ]

SO, UH, WHAT ARE Y'ALL NAMES?

>> MY NAME'S LINCOLN ANDERSON.

I'M A CRYPTOZOOLOGIST.

>> THAT SO?

>> MY NAME IS WENDY GARDNER, AND

I SPECIALIZE IN ANIMAL BIOLOGY.

>> I'M PRETTY SURE YOU BOTH

HEARD MY NAME, SO THERE'S NO USE

IN A SECOND INTRODUCTION.

>> HERE YOU ARE.

>> THANK YOU, DARLIN'.

>> WELCOME.

>> SO, WHAT IS IT THAT YOU DO,

CAMERON?

>> WELL, THE FUNNY THING IS BOTH

YOU GUYS SPECIALIZE IN THE

PRESERVATION AND DISCOVERY OF

THESE CREATURES, AND I

SPECIALIZE IN KILLING THEM.

>> SO, YOU'RE THE GREAT WHITE

HUNTER?

>> YEAH. PROBABLY GONNA NEED ME

TO TRACK WHATEVER IT IS WE'RE

LOOKING FOR.

[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]

>> YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

>> MAYOR, NICE TO MEET YOU, SIR.

>> LINCOLN ANDERSON?

>> CORRECT.

>> NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU.

I HEAR GOOD THINGS ABOUT YOU,

SON.

YOU'RE YOUNG, BRIGHT, AND

ENTHUSIASTIC.

I LIKE THAT.

>> THE PLEASURE'S ALL MINE, SIR.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS

CREATURE.

I HOPE I CAN GET A REALLY GOOD

LOOK AT IT.

>> YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO, 'CAUSE

I NEED IT OUT OF HERE.

>> SO, I DO GET TO KILL IT?

>> ABSOLUTELY NOT!

THIS CREATURE COULD BE THE LAST

OF ITS KIND.

>> I'LL LEAVE IT UP TO YOU TO

DECIDE WHATEVER HAPPENS TO THIS

THING AS LONG AS, IN THE END, I

DON'T EVER HAVE TO SEE OR HEAR

ABOUT A STUPID SNOW SHARK EVER

AGAIN.

>> [ COUGHS ]

>> WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE

DIDN'T READ THE CONFIDENTIAL

MEMORANDUM.

>> ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO TELL

ME THERE'S A SHARK OUT HERE THAT

SWIMS AROUND IN THE DAMN SNOW?

>> WELL, IF YOU READ THE MEMO

LIKE THE REST OF US, YOU'D

PROBABLY HAVE SOME IDEA OF

WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE.

>> OH, HE'LL BE FINE.

JUST GET YOUR GUNS AND DO

WHATEVER IT IS YOU PEOPLE DO.

>> I'M SENSING A LITTLE BIT OF

HOSTILITY HERE, MISSY.

SEEMS TO ME THAT WE'RE SUPPOSED

TO BE ON A TEAM, AND YOU SEEM TO

LIKE TO TALK DOWN TO ME AND ACT

LIKE YOU'RE SMARTER THAN ME.

>> PLEASE. I HAVE A PhD IN

ANIMAL BIOLOGY.

DID YOU EVEN GRADUATE HIGH

SCHOOL?

>> [ Chuckling ] I'M SORRY.

I'M REALLY WELL KNOWN, ALL THE

WAY DOWN FROM SOUTH CAROLINA

DOWN TO FLORIDA, ALL THE WAY

ACROSS TO TEXAS.

I'VE BEEN HUNTING AND TRAPPING

SINCE I WAS 18 DAMN YEARS OLD.

I'M AWFUL SORRY IF MY LEVEL OF

EDUCATION DOESN'T MEET WITH YOUR

EXPECTATIONS, BUT THEY DON'T

TEACH WHAT I NEED TO DO MY

GODDAMN JOB IN A HIGH SCHOOL!

>> PEOPLE, PLEASE.

WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH IS NOT

ANY ORDINARY ANIMAL.

THIS CREATURE'S BEEN ALL BUT A

LEGEND FOR THE PAST 12 YEARS.

THREE BIOLOGISTS DISAPPEARED

BACK THEN.

>> I READ ABOUT THAT IN THE

NEWS -- BACK IN 1999, AFTER AN

EARTHQUAKE, AN EXPEDITION LED BY

PROFESSOR JONATHAN HOFFMAN.

ALL THREE OF THEM DISAPPEARED

WITHOUT A TRACE.

>> I SEE YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK,

LINCOLN.

VERY IMPRESSED.

>> WHAT?

>> AGAIN, IN 2004, OUR TOWN

SHERIFF, HIS DEPUTY, AND A

COUPLE OF OTHER LOCALS

DISAPPEARED IN THE SAME AREA.

ONE MAN, MICHAEL EVANS, WAS

ATTACKED BY THE CREATURE BUT

SURVIVED.

>> BUT YOU COVERED IT UP AND

SAID THAT HE WAS CRAZY.

YOU TOLD EVERYONE IT WAS A

BLOODTHIRSTY BEAR THAT KILLED

THEM.

YOU MADE THE MAN LOOK LIKE A

FOOL.

>> I SEE YOU DID YOUR RESEARCH,

AS WELL, WENDY.

>> AREN'T YOU SPECIAL?

>> UNFORTUNATELY, TO PROTECT OUR

SMALL TOWN FROM THE EXPOSURE OF

TOURISTS AND MONSTER SEEKERS, WE

LIED ABOUT IT.

>> AND YOU'RE GONNA CONTINUE TO

LIE ABOUT IT EVEN AFTER WE CATCH

THIS CREATURE.

THAT'S WHY THIS EXPEDITION IS SO

CONFIDENTIAL.

>> YES. THAT IS ALSO CORRECT.

YOU MAY DO WHATEVER YOU WANT

WITH THE CREATURE AFTER YOU KILL

IT OR CAPTURE IT, AS LONG AS YOU

AGREE WITH THE TERMS OF OUR

CONTRACT TO NEVER MENTION WHERE

IT CAME FROM.

>> AND WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE

THAT IT'S ONLY ONE CREATURE OUT

THERE?

>> I'D LIKE TO BELIEVE IT'S THE

ONLY ONE ALIVE.

>> SO, YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME

THAT THERE IS A SHARK THAT SWIMS

AROUND IN THE SNOW, COMES OUT OF

HIBERNATION, EATS A WHOLE BUNCH

OF LOCALS, THEN GOES BACK INTO

HIBERNATION UNTIL IT'S HUNGRY

AGAIN?

>> YES.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

OHH. WHATEVER.

I'M GETTING PAID EITHER WAY.

>> OH, YOU'LL GET YOUR MONEY,

MR. CANE.

>> ANY MORE QUESTIONS?

>> NO. I THINK THAT SHOULD COVER

IT, SIR.

>> VERY WELL.

HEAD TO THE LOCAL MOTEL AND

UNPACK YOUR THINGS, AND I'LL

SEND THE SHERIFF DOWN THERE IN A

COUPLE OF HOURS TO GET YOU ON

YOUR WAY.

>> SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.

>> AND BEST OF LUCK TO YOU ALL.

>> HERE.

>> SEE YOU LATER, CHIEF.

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> ALL RIGHT.

SO, WHO WANTS TO GO OUT AND GET

SOMETHING TO DRINK?

FIRST ROUND'S ON ME.

>> I THINK YOU HAVE TO TAKE THIS

A LITTLE MORE SERIOUS IF WE'RE

GONNA BE WORKING TOGETHER.

>> YEAH. AS MUCH AS THIS MIGHT

BE AMUSING TO YOU, WE DO HAVE A

JOB TO DO.

>> ALL RIGHT, FINE, THEN,

LADIES.

LET'S GO GET THIS THING STARTED.

>> YOU'RE A REAL PRICK.

YOU KNOW THAT?

>> WELL, I MUST BE DOING

SOMETHING RIGHT.

[ MID-TEMPO COUNTRY MUSIC

PLAYING ]

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

>> SO, WHAT YOU PLANNING ON

DOING AFTER WE KILL THE BEAST,

VIC?

>> I THINK WE'LL GO DOWN TO

JACK'S -- HAVE A FEW BEERS TO

CELEBRATE.

>> WELL, SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD

TIME.

MAYBE PICK UP A BUCKET OF WINGS?

>> MM. YOU'RE MAKING ME HUNGRY

JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.

>> YOU OUGHT TO KEEP YOUR MINDS

ON ONE THING ONLY RIGHT NOW, AND

THAT'S KILLING THE BEAST.

>> YOU SERIOUS?

YOU THINK WITH ALL OF US OUT

THERE LOCKED AND LOADED, THIS

THING STANDS A CHANCE?

>> DON'T UNDERESTIMATE IT.

IT'S SMARTER THAN YOU THINK.

>> LISTEN, MIKE, YOU DON'T HAVE

TO WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING.

YOU GOT YOUR BIG BRO, AND YOU

GOT ALL THESE GUYS WATCHING YOUR

BACK.

YOU'RE SAFE.

>> JUST KEEP YOUR HEAD CLEAR, IS

ALL I'M SAYING.

THING THING WILL CATCH YOU OFF

GUARD.

BY THEN, IT'S TOO LATE.

>> COME ON, MIKE.

IT'S JUST AN ANIMAL.

I'M SURE WE CAN ALL MANAGE.

>> NO. IT'S SMARTER THAN THAT.

>> JUST BECAUSE IT GOT THE BEST

OF YOUR FRIENDS DOESN'T MEAN

IT'S GONNA STAND A CHANCE

AGAINST ALL US.

>> YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

>> WE'RE THE BADDEST

MOTHERFUCKERS THIS TOWN HAS EVER

SEEN!

>> YEAH!

>> JUST RELAX, MIKE.

WE GOT YOU COVERED.

>> WHATEVER YOU SAY.

>> WELL, BOYS, I GUESS THAT

MEANS THE BEER'S ON MIKE

TONIGHT.

[ ALL CHEER ]

>> WELL, COME ON, BOYS!

LET'S GO HUNTIN'!

[ ALL CHEER ]

[ "RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED

REINDEER" PLAYING ]

>> YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY,

DAPHNE?

>> I THOUGHT YOU WOULD THINK

THAT'S CUTE.

>> [ SIGHS ]

JUST BECAUSE I'M A BIG FAT GUY

IN A SANTA SUIT AND THERE'S A

KILLER SHARK ON THE LOOSE?

THAT'S CHARMING, DAPHNE.

>> OH, YOU'RE SO ADORABLE,

HONEY.

>> ADORABLE?

I'M ADORABLE NOW?

>> THE KIDS ARE GONNA LOVE YOU.

>> [ CHUCKLES ] I HATE KIDS.

I'M ONLY DOING THIS 'CAUSE I OWE

SAL A FAVOR.

>> WELL, THEN, YOU BETTER GO

DOWN THERE AND MAKE THOSE KIDS

SMILE, HONEY.

>> I'M GONNA TRY MY HARDEST TO

WRING THEIR SCRAWNY LITTLE

NECKS.

[ SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING ]

[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

>> NOW IS NOT A GOOD TIME.

>> WELL, YOU BETTER MAKE IT A

GOOD TIME.

LISTEN, DON...

I'VE GOT MY TEAM ASSEMBLED, AND

THEY'RE HOLING UP AT THE MOTEL

IN TOWN.

>> THE THING -- IT GOT BRUCE.

>> [ SIGHS ]

I'M SO SORRY, DON.

THIS TEAM I'VE ASSEMBLED --

THEY'LL BE ABLE TO HELP YOU KILL

THE CREATURE.

GO SEE THEM, DON.

>> OKAY.

I'LL GO GET THEM.

>> IF YOU NEED ANYTHING AT ALL,

JUST LET ME KNOW, OKAY?

>> OKAY, SHAWN.

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> COLD OUT THERE.

HI. SHERIFF DONALD CHAPMAN.

>> WENDY GARDNER.

>> WENDY.

>> CAMERON CANE.

GOOD TO MEET YOU, SHERIFF.

>> PLEASURE TO MEET YOU,

SHERIFF.

LINCOLN ANDERSON.

SO, SHERIFF, COULD YOU GIVE US A

QUICK RUNDOWN ON WHAT'S BEEN

HAPPENING HERE LATELY?

>> YES. A FEW PEOPLE HAVE ENDED

UP EITHER MISSING OR DEAD.

WE'RE TRYING TO INVESTIGATE THE

OCCURRENCES AND PUT THIS THING

TO AN END.

>> WELL, THAT'S WHERE WE COME

IN.

>> YES. HOPEFULLY, YOU CAN HELP

US SORT THESE THINGS OUT.

>> BEING AWFULLY VAGUE ABOUT

THIS WHOLE SITUATION.

THAT MAYOR OF YOURS SEEMED TO

THROW THE IDEA OF A KILLER TUNA

AROUND PRETTY QUICKLY.

>> [ SIGHS ]

IT'S A SHARK, MR. CANE, AND I'D

APPRECIATE YOU KEEPING THAT TO

YOURSELF.

>> WHY?

IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYBODY AROUND

HERE OUGHT TO HAVE A PRETTY GOOD

IDEA OF WHAT'S GOING ON, IF THIS

THING IS EVEN REAL TO BEGIN

WITH.

>> PLEASE.

CAN WE TRY TO MOVE FORWARD HERE?

>> AGREED.

SHERIFF, DO YOU HAVE A PLACE

WHERE WE COULD BRING OUR

EQUIPMENT IN AND SET UP?

>> WHAT WE NEED IS --

>> I WOULD LIKE TO RUN SOME

TESTS IN THE VICINITY OF WHERE

THE ATTACKS OCCURRED -- PERHAPS

OBTAIN SOME SOIL SAMPLES, AS

WELL.

>> BITCH.

>> PLEASE TRY AND ACT

PROFESSIONAL, MR. CANE.

>> I CAN SHOW YOU A THING OR TWO

ABOUT --

>> I'LL TAKE YOU TO MY PLACE.

YOU CAN SET UP YOUR EQUIPMENT

FROM THERE.

>> CAN A GUY FINISH A SENTENCE

IN THIS PLACE WITHOUT SOMEBODY

INTERRUPTING HIM?

JESUS CHRIST!

WHAT THE HELL ARE Y'ALL LOOKING

AT?

WELL, LET'S JUST GET THE HELL

OUT OF HERE.

[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]

>> DAMN HICKS.

[ BIRD CAWING ]

[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]

>> HEY, DAVE!

WHAT'S WITH THE GET-UP?

>> UGH.

I DON'T GOT TIME FOR THIS, LOU.

>> HEY, DAVE!

DAVE, COME HERE!

YOU GOT TO SEE THIS, MAN!

>> REALLY?

>> HA HA! NICE, BOSS.

I LOVE THE NEW LOOK.

>> SAVE IT.

>> SO, WHY ARE YOU ALL DRESSED

UP LIKE THIS, ANYWAY?

>> I PROMISED SAL I'D DO THIS

THING AT HIS HOUSE FOR CHARITY.

>> I'M TELLING YOU, MAN, ETHAN,

THAT IS YOU.

>> LISTEN, I DON'T PAY YOU GUYS

TO STAND AROUND AND DO NOTHING,

ALL RIGHT?

COME ON. GET BACK TO WORK.

>> ALL RIGHT, BOSS.

YOU NEED ANYTHING?

>> NO. I JUST LEFT MY WALLET IN

THE OFFICE.

>> ALL RIGHT, MAN. HAVE FUN.

>> YEAH. FUCK YOU, TOO.

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

[ BANGING ]

I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU'RE

SCREWING WITH MY SHIT BACK

THERE, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

I THINK ALL THE SNOW'S GETTING T

ME.

I NEED TO MOVE SOMEPLACE WARM.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[ BONES CRACKING ]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

AAH! AAH! AAH!

[ MID-TEMPO BANJO MUSIC

PLAYING ]

>> YOU READY FOR THIS, MIKEY?

>> LET'S DO IT.

>> ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.

LISTEN UP.

>> SOMEWHERE OUT IN THESE WOODS,

THIS CREATURE IS WAITING FOR US.

TEAM UP IN PAIRS AND WATCH EACH

OTHER'S BACKS.

STAY FOCUSED. STAY ALIVE.

WHEN ALL'S SAID AND DONE, DRINKS

ARE ON ME.

>> YEAH!

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> I'M GOING WITH SKIP.

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER.

>> DON'T WORRY, MIKEY.

I GOT YOUR BACK.

>> BETTER YOU THAN ONE OF THESE

OTHER GUYS.

>> DAMN STRAIGHT.

GOOD LUCK, GENTLEMEN.

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

[ MUSIC STOPS ]

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING ]

YOU KNOW, MIKEY, YOU'RE GONNA

OWE ME ONE FOR THIS ONE.

I'M GONNA BE IN THE DOGHOUSE

WITH SHARON OVER THIS.

SERIOUSLY, SHE'S GONNA KICK MY

ASS FOR COMING OUT HERE HUNTING

WITH YOU.

>> YOU'LL BE FINE.

AFTER WE KILL THIS THING AND

DRAG IT OUT OF HERE, ALL'S GONNA

BE FORGIVEN.

YOU'LL BE A HERO. JUST WAIT.

>> YEAH, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS ALL

ABOUT, ANYWAYS?

>> ALL OF WHAT?

>> SEVEN YEARS, AND ALL OF A

SUDDEN, THIS THING'S BACK AND

IT'S ALL HAPPENING ALL OVER

AGAIN.

>> I DON'T KNOW.

YOU SAID YOU KILLED THE THING IN

THE FIRST PLACE.

>> I DID.

I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW IT

COULD BE ALIVE.

>> YOU HAD THE BODY.

YOU SAID SOMEBODY TORCHED IT.

>> I DID, AND, YEAH, THEY BURNED

IT.

DIDN'T WANT ANYBODY TO KNOW, IS

ALL.

>> WELL, MAYBE THERE WAS ANOTHER

ONE.

>> WELL, WHY HAS IT TAKEN SO

LONG TO KILL?

>> MAYBE THOSE DEAD KIDS

DISTURBED IT.

EVERYBODY STAYS AWAY FROM THEM

WOODS.

WE ALL KNOW THE LEGEND.

>> I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY DAY.

IT HAUNTS ME.

MAYBE I NEVER COULD LET GO.

MAYBE I JUST ALWAYS THOUGHT

THERE COULD STILL BE ANOTHER ONE

OUT THERE.

>> WELL, THEN, LET'S KILL THE

SUCKER.

THEN WE'LL SET YOUR MIND AT

EASE.

>> YOU KNOW THAT GUY THAT FILMED

SASQUATCH?

THINK HE GOT LAID AFTER THAT?

>> YOU BET HE DID.

CHICKS DIG SHIT LIKE THAT.

>> HE ONLY GOT FOOTAGE.

IMAGINE THE TAIL WE'RE GONNA GET

WHEN WE KILL THIS THING.

>> YEAH, WELL, I GOT A FEELING

THE TOWN'S GONNA TRY TO KEEP

THIS A SECRET.

>> AH, MIKE AIN'T GONNA LET THAT

HAPPEN.

>> WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

THE MAYOR'S GOT A PRETTY GOOD

LOCKDOWN ON ALL THE TOWN'S DIRTY

LITTLE SECRETS.

[ CRACKLING ]

SKIP?

WHERE THE HELL'D YOU GO?

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

WHOA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>> [ SNARLING ]

[ CRACKLING ]

>> UP AHEAD.

[ GUNSHOT ]

>> WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON,

MIKE?

>> EVERYBODY'S DEAD.

>> THANKS FOR THE OBSERVATION.

WHAT THE HELL ARE WE GONNA DO

NOW?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> WELL, THEN, WE GOT TO BE

COMING UP WITH A PLAN "B."

>> I NEED TO FIND BOBBY.

>> BOBBY'S DEAD.

>> DEAD OR NOT, HE'S MY BROTHER!

>> WE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER.

>> THEN YOU BEST BE COMING WITH

ME, BECAUSE I'M GOING AFTER

BOBBY.

>> MIKEY, WAIT UP, DAMN IT.

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

THERE. ARE YOU SATISFIED?

CAN WE GO HOME NOW?

>> NOT UNTIL IT'S DEAD!

>> I'LL DRAG YOU OUT OF HERE

MYSELF IF I HAVE TO!

I PROMISED I'D LOOK AFTER YOU,

AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M

GONNA DO!

NOW LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE

I HAVE TO PUNCH YOUR FUCKING

LIGHTS OUT, DAMN IT!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>> COME BACK, YOU SON OF A

BITCH!

YOU WANT ME?! TAKE ME!

TAKE ME, GOD DAMN IT!

TAKE ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH.

>> YOU CAN UNPACK WHAT YOU NEED

IN HERE, AND THEN WE'LL HEAD OUT

TO THE WOODS WHEN YOU'RE READY.

>> THANK YOU, SHERIFF.

>> [ WHISTLING ]

>> A CROSSBOW?

REALLY?

>> YEAH.

ANY AMATEUR CAN KILL A SHARK

WITH A GUN.

TAKES A REAL MAN TO KILL ONE

WITH A CROSSBOW.

POISON-TIPPED DARTS.

DON'T BE INTIMIDATED.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

>> MOTION CAMERA.

TAKES PICTURES OF ANYTHING THAT

CROSSES IN FRONT OF IT.

>> YOU TRYING TO TELL ME WE CAME

ALL THE WAY OUT HERE TO TAKE

PICTURES?

>> NO, BUT IT WOULD BE A GOOD

IDEA TO SET IT UP SO WE CAN

LEARN ABOUT ITS HABITS OVER THE

NEXT FEW DAYS.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

ALL RIGHT, MISSY.

HOW 'BOUT THIS?

HOW 'BOUT I GO OUT THERE AND I

JUST GO AHEAD AND, YOU KNOW,

KILL WHATEVER IT IS YOU THINK IS

OUT THERE, AND THEN BY THE TIME

YOU'RE ALL READY TO GO, IT'LL

ALL BE TAKEN CARE OF IN THE

FIRST PLACE?

>> WE NEED TO APPROACH THIS WITH

CAUTION, CAMERON.

IF WE JUST GO OUT THERE WITH NO

IDEA OF WHAT WE'RE UP AGAINST,

WE COULD ALL END UP GETTING

KILLED.

>> THAT IS WHY WE TAKE OUR TIME,

RESEARCH, LEARN, AND THEN

EXECUTE THE PLAN.

>> WELL, SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF

TIME WASTED TO ME.

>> WHERE DID YOU SAY YOU FOUND

THIS GUY?

>> PLEASE. WE NEED TO WORK

TOGETHER HERE.

FIGHTING AMONGST OURSELVES ISN'T

GOING TO RESOLVE THE PROBLEM AT

HAND.

>> YOU MEAN YOUR SILLY LITTLE

SHARK?

[ CHUCKLES ]

>> THAT SILLY LITTLE SHARK

KILLED MY SON.

>> DAMN IT.

I'M -- I'M SORRY, SHERIFF.

I-I DIDN'T KNOW.

>> IT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.

HE TORE HIM TO PIECES.

MY BOY.

>> WELL, UH...

LET'S HAVE YOU SMART PEOPLE JUST

DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU GOT TO DO

TO GET THIS ROLLING AND LET ME

KNOW WHAT I CAN DO TO HELP.

>> THERE WE GO.

A LITTLE TEAMWORK WILL DO YOU

WELL, CAMERON.

>> PLEASE DON'T TEST ME,

CUPCAKE.

>> OKAY. I'M READY TO GO.

>> THEN...LET'S GO.

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING ]

>> EVERYBODY READY FOR THIS?

>> LET'S MAKE HISTORY, MY

FRIENDS.

>> [ Chuckling ] I'M JUST NOT

YOUR FRIEND, LINC.

>> SO BE IT.

EITHER WAY, TODAY WILL BE A

MONUMENTAL DAY FOR SCIENCE.

BY THE END OF THE WEEK, OUR

NAMES WILL BE REMEMBERED

FOREVER.

>> YEAH, AS SHARK BAIT.

>> THIS COMING FROM THE SKEPTIC?

>> WELL, I'M SORRY, BUT TODAY

I'VE GOT THIS FEELING LIKE I'M

GONNA BE CHUM.

>> RELAX, CAMERON.

WE'RE ONLY GONNA BE TAKING

SAMPLES AND SETTING UP MOTION

CAMERAS.

THE RISK OF DANGER, IF ANY, IS

MINIMAL.

>> WELL, YOU DO WHAT YOU GOT TO

DO THERE, LINC.

>> LET'S CONTINUE ON, THEN,

PEOPLE.

I'LL SET UP THE MOTION CAMERA.

WENDY, TAKE SOME SAMPLES OF THE

HABITAT, AND YOU TWO, KEEP AN

EYE OUT FOR ANYTHING PECULIAR.

>> YOU MEAN BESIDES YOU?

>> LAY OFF, COWBOY.

>> SURE THING, THERE, SUGAR.

YOU'RE AWFUL QUIET THERE,

SHERIFF.

>> THERE'S NOTHIN' WORTH SAYIN'.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> WHY THE SUDDEN INTEREST IN

SCIENTIFIC STUDIES?

ARE YOU ATTEMPTING TO BECOME

INTELLECTUAL?

>> ACTUALLY, I'M JUST A LITTLE

BORED.

I'D LIKE TO GO AHEAD AND THANK

YOU FOR BEING SUCH A STUCK-UP

LITTLE --

>> HEY, CAMERON.

>> WHAT?

>> WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME A HAND

WITH THIS?

>> COULDN'T HANDLE THIS ONE

YOURSELF?

>> I JUST FIGURED I'D GIVE YOU

SOMETHING TO DO -- YOU KNOW,

BESIDES BOTHERING WENDY.

>> HOW THOUGHTFUL.

>> MY PLEASURE.

NOW JUST HELP ME SECURE THIS,

AND WE'LL BE ABOUT READY TO MOVE

ON.

>> AS YOU WISH.

>> ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY,

DONALD?

>> IS THAT A QUESTION THAT

REALLY REQUIRES AN ANSWER?

>> I'M SO SORRY, DONALD.

I KNOW YOU MUST REALLY BE

HURTING RIGHT NOW.

>> PLEASE, LET'S JUST DO WHAT

YOU NEED TO DO AND THEN GET OUT

OF HERE.

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

>> LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALL SET.

WE CAN COME BACK TOMORROW AND

SEE IF WE HAVE ANY RESULTS.

>> I'M READY, AS WELL.

>> LET'S CALL IT A DAY, THEN.

[ SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING ]

>> HELLO, MA'AM.

I'M DEPUTY BENNY CARLYLE.

YOU CALLED AND SAID THERE WAS AN

EMERGENCY -- CALM DOWN, MA'AM.

>> MY HUSBAND DIED YESTERDAY,

AND YOU GUYS AREN'T DOING A DAMN

THING ABOUT IT.

>> WE GOT A TEAM PUT TOGETHER

THAT'S INVESTIGATING THE ATTACKS

AS WE SPEAK.

I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS, BUT

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, YOUR

HUSBAND'S NOT THE ONLY PERSON

WHO'S BEEN ATTACKED IN THESE

LAST FEW DAYS.

>> INVESTIGATING?

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO CALL

IT?

WHY AREN'T YOU OUT THERE TRYING

TO KILL THIS THING?

>> FRANKLY, MA'AM, WE DON'T KNOW

WHAT IT IS YET.

THAT'S WHY WE'VE GOT A TEAM PUT

TOGETHER THAT'S INVESTIGATING

THE ATTA--

>> YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS?

YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IT'S THE

SHARK, AND DON'T PRETEND THAT

IT'S SOMETHING ELSE!

>> LOOK, MA'AM, I'M SORRY.

WE'RE DOING THE BEST WE CAN.

>> YEAH, YOU SEEM REALLY SORRY.

YOU'RE SORRY.

>> HAVE A NICE DAY, MA'AM.

[ DOOR SLAMS ]

>> BENNY, YOU THERE?

[ BEEP ]

>> YEAH, I'M HERE, DON.

[ BEEP ]

>> I'M TAKING THIS TEAM BACK

OUT, AND WE'LL PROBABLY BE BACK

IN A FEW HOURS.

WHEN I GET BACK, WE'LL DISCUSS

OUR NEXT MOVE.

[ BEEP ]

>> SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.

[ BEEP ]

HEY, DON?

[ BEEP ]

>> YEAH, BENNY?

[ BEEP ]

>> YOU ALL RIGHT?

[ BEEP ]

>> I'M FINE.

[ BEEP ]

>> RIGHT.

[ UP-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]

>> HEY, MIKE.

>> JACK.

>> MIKE.

GLAD YOU COULD FIND THE TIME TO

COME GET A DRINK WHEN THAT THING

THAT KILLED YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW

IS STILL OUT THERE.

>> YOU SEEM TO BE DOING FINE.

>> I'M GRIEVING, AND YOU SHOULD

BE OUT THERE TRYING TO KILL THIS

THING.

>> YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO BE DOING

YOUR GRIEVING BEST, DRINK IN

HAND.

>> EXCUSE ME?

>> I ALREADY WENT OUT THERE,

DAPHNE!

IF YOU GAVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYBODY

BUT YOURSELF, YOU'D HAVE

REALIZED THAT BOBBY IS ALREADY

DEAD!

SO, DON'T TELL ME ABOUT WHAT I

SHOULD BE DOING!

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

>> BOBBY?

>> YOUR HUSBAND, MY BROTHER ARE

BOTH DEAD RIGHT NOW.

GIVE ME SOME TIME TO HAVE A

DRINK AND STOP ACTING LIKE

YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO'S

LOST ANYTHING!

>> [ CRYING ]

>> I'M SORRY, DAPHNE.

>> [ CRYING CONTINUES ]

WHEN IS THIS ALL GONNA BE OVER

WITH, MIKE?

>> SOON.

GO HOME, SIS.

GET SOME REST.

I'LL SORT THIS WHOLE THING OUT.

I PROMISE YOU.

>> PROMISE ME YOU'LL KILL THAT

DAMN SNOW SHARK IF IT'S THE LAST

THING THAT YOU DO.

>> I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL.

LOOK, BOBBY, ETHAN -- THEIR

DEATHS WON'T BE IN VAIN.

>> BYE, JACK.

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

>> DO YOU NEED A RIDE HOME,

DAPHNE?

>> NO, I'M GOOD, THANKS.

>> OKAY. TAKE CARE.

>> BYE.

>> BYE.

>> THERE'S TOO MUCH DEATH GOING

ON IN THIS TOWN.

>> YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT.

>> TO BOBBY.

>> BOBBY.

[ MID-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]

>> GOOD NIGHT, GIRLS. THANKS.

>> HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.

HEY. WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR?

>> SHOT OF YOUR FINEST RUM.

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

>> HEY, MAN, DID YOU SEE THOSE

GIRLS THAT JUST LEFT?

>> OH, YOU'RE NOT KIDDING, MAN.

THAT BRUNETTE -- OHH!

>> OKAY, YOU GET THE BRUNETTE, I

GET THE BLONDE, AND WE'LL SPLIT

THE REDHEAD.

>> LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.

>> [ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]

>> HEY, BETTER THAN THAT JFR

CRAP.

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE

WEATHER?

>> SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE

WINTER NEVER ENDS AROUND HERE.

>> YEAH.

>> HEY, MIKEY!

I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU!

>> HEY, STEVE. HOW'S IT GOING?

>> OH, IT'S GOING GREAT.

SO, CAN I GET MY OLD PAL A BEER?

>> OF COURSE.

>> HEY, JACK, TWO BEERS FOR

THESE GUYS.

THESE GOONS -- THIS ONE'S

CHUCKY, AND THAT ONE'S ED.

>> HOWDY.

>> THIS IS MY OLD BUDDY MIKEY I

WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.

>> MIKE.

>> HI. GOOD TO MEET YOU, MIKE.

>> YOU, TOO.

>> SO, MIKEY, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN

UP TO THESE DAYS?

>> NOTHING WORTH MENTIONING.

>> NOTHING WORTH MENTIONING?

WHAT ABOUT ALL THESE DEAD BODIES

THAT ARE PILING UP?

AREN'T YOU A LITTLE FREAKED OUT

ABOUT THAT?

>> THE SHARK GOT BOBBY.

>> I'M REALLY SORRY TO HEAR

THAT.

HE WAS A GOOD FRIEND.

BUT YOU'RE NOT BUYING IN TO THE

SHARK CRAP, ARE YOU?

>> OF COURSE I DO!

YOU KNOW I KILLED ONE BEFORE!

WHY DON'T YOU?

>> TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I

THOUGHT YOU WERE ACTING A LITTLE

CRAZY BACK THEN.

>> IT'S TRUE.

I SWEAR TO GOD IT IS.

>> A KILLER SHARK IN THE SNOW?

HOW MUCH HAS THIS GUY ALREADY

HAD TO DRINK?

>> WHATEVER HAPPENED, IT'S BACK,

IT'S REAL, AND IT'S A SHARK!

>> SURE, IT IS.

IS IT PINK, TOO?

>> I BELIEVE YOU.

>> YOUR FACE -- I'VE SEEN IT

BEFORE.

WHO ARE YOU?

>> THE SCARS -- THEY DISGUISE

ME.

THEY HIDE THE MAN I USED TO BE.

THE SHARK -- SHE DID THIS TO ME.

GAVE ME SOMETHING TO REMEMBER

HER BY.

>> YOU NEVER ANSWERED MY

QUESTION.

>> WE'VE NEVER MET.

IF YOU KNOW MY FACE, YOU MUST

HAVE SEEN IT IN THE NEWSPAPER OR

MAYBE ON TV.

I CAME TO THIS WRETCHED TOWN

12 YEARS AGO.

MY TEAM AND I WERE INVESTIGATING

THE DISAPPEARANCE OF WILDLIFE

AFTER THE BIG EARTHQUAKE.

>> PROFESSOR JONATHAN HOFFMAN,

AN ANIMAL BIOLOGIST THAT DIED

OUT HERE 12 YEARS AGO.

>> DISAPPEARED.

>> SO, YOU ARE HIM?

>> I WAS HIM ONCE.

>> WHY ARE YOU PRETENDING YOU'RE

DEAD?

>> I USED TO BELIEVE THAT THE

WORLD DESERVED TO KNOW THE

EVOLUTION OF DIFFERENT SPECIES.

I USED TO BE FASCINATED BY THE

DISCOVERY OF SUCH ODDITIES.

QUITE FRANKLY, THE WORLD IS

BETTER OFF NOT KNOWING.

>> SO, YOU'VE GONE INTO HIDING?

FOR WHAT?

WHY NOT LIE ABOUT IT?

WHY STAY HERE?

WHY NOT GO BACK TO YOUR LIFE?

>> THE BEAST KEEPS ME HERE.

WE HAVE A SCORE TO SETTLE.

>> IT'S BEEN 12 YEARS.

YOU DON'T SEEM TO BE IN ANY

RUSH.

>> YOU DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T

HUNTED HER TIME AND TIME AGAIN?

ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS DIE.

IT WOULDN'T LET ME DIE.

IT TORTURES ME.

IT TORMENTS ME.

IT FEEDS OFF MY ANGUISH, MY

SUFFERING.

IT KEEPS ME HERE.

IT TEASES ME.

IT HAUNTS ME IN MY DREAMS.

WE'RE NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT AN

ANIMAL.

SHE'S THE DEVIL HERSELF.

>> I KILLED ONE YEARS AGO, AND

NOW IT'S TAKEN AWAY ALMOST

EVERYTHING I'VE EVER CARED

ABOUT.

THAT DEMON HAS NO SOUL.

IT KEEPS ME ALIVE JUST TO FEED

OFF MY PAIN.

I KNOW WHAT YOU FEEL LIKE.

HELP ME KILL THIS THING ONCE AND

FOR ALL.

>> WHATEVER IT TAKES, YOU CAN

COUNT ME IN.

>> THANKS FOR THE DRINK, STEVE.

>> ANYTIME.

>> SEE YA, JACK.

>> GOOD LUCK, FELLAS.

>> LET'S DO THIS.

>> HEY, NEIL.

>> WHAT A BUNCH OF KOOKS.

>> TELL ME ABOUT IT.

>> I'LL HAVE A CUTTY SHARK.

[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]

>> EVER ASK YOURSELF, "WHAT

HAPPENS NEXT, AFTER THE SHARK'S

DEAD?"

'CAUSE THERE'S NOTHING AFTER.

>> I GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT SOON

ENOUGH, WON'T WE?

>> SHE WINS EITHER WAY.

SHE KILLS US...WE'RE DEAD.

IF WE KILL HER, WE GOT NOTHING

LEFT TO FIGHT FOR.

YOU AND ME -- IF WE'VE GOT

NOTHING LEFT TO FIGHT FOR, WE

GOT NOTHING.

>> WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT THE

SHARK, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK IT'S

A FEMALE?

>> 'CAUSE ONLY A WOMAN COULD

TAKE EVERYTHING A MAN HAS AND

STILL WANT MORE.

YES, MY FRIEND, SHE'S A WOMAN.

>> YOU'RE ONE CRAZY SON OF A

BITCH.

CHEERS.

>> TONIGHT WE DRINK TO FORGET.

>> HERE'S TO THAT.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

CHEERS.

>> HEY, LINC...

GET ANY PICTURES OF YOUR SHARK?

>> NO -- NOTHING AT ALL.

I DON'T GET IT.

I'D BE HAPPY WITH ANYTHING -- A

BIRD, A DEER.

THERE'S NOTHING.

>> I'M TELLING YOU, MAN, THE

ONLY WAY YOU'RE GONNA FIND THIS

CREATURE IS IF YOU GO OUT THERE

AND YOU LOOK FOR IT.

>> MAYBE WE CAN SET THE CAMERA

UP SOMEWHERE ELSE.

IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A BAD

LOCATION.

>> OR MAYBE WE CAN PUT SOME

NICE, FRESH MEAT ON YOUR NECK

AND YOU CAN DO A LITTLE DANCE TO

ENTICE IT.

>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR SENSE

OF HUMOR.

>> WELL, THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU DON'T

HAVE ONE.

WELL, GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE.

>> UGH.

IT'S TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING TO

DEAL WITH YOU.

>> OH, COME ON, TINA.

THAT'S NO WAY TO --

>> TINA?! I'M WENDY!

>> I'M SORRY.

YOU REMIND ME OF A TINA I KNOW.

>> HOW MANY DAYS HAVE I PUT UP

WITH YOUR INCOMPETENCE AND YOU

STILL DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME?

>> I'M SURE YOU REMEMBER MINE,

THOUGH.

>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?

ARE YOU REALLY JUST TRYING TO

TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOUR

INEPTITUDE AS A WAY TO HIT ON

ME?

UGH. I NEED COFFEE.

>> YOU'RE A REAL LADIES' MAN,

CAMERON.

>> SHE'LL GROW TO LOVE ME.

>> OH, I'M SURE OF IT.

>> GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE.

>> MORNING, DON.

>> IT'S OFF TO A FINE START,

INDEED.

>> GOOD MORNING, DONALD.

>> WENDY.

>> ANYTHING TURN UP ON YOUR

CAMERA, LINC?

>> NO -- NOTHING AT ALL.

>> I SAY WE GO OUT THERE AND

JUST LOOK FOR THE DAMN THING.

ALL THIS SCIENCE CRAP IS JUST A

WASTE OF TIME.

>> ANYTHING SHOW UP IN YOUR

SAMPLES, WENDY?

>> NO -- NOTHING OUT OF THE

ORDINARY.

>> SO, IT'S NOT GENETICALLY

MUTATED OR FROM A DIFFERENT

PLANET.

WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT NEWS.

IT CAN DIE.

LET'S JUST GO.

>> THERE ARE STILL TESTS WE CAN

RUN TO GET A BETTER

UNDERSTANDING OF THE CREATURE.

>> [ SIGHS ]

WE'VE DONE THIS YOUR WAY LONG

ENOUGH.

IT'S HIGH TIME WE DO IT MY WAY.

PEOPLE AROUND HERE ARE JUST

GONNA KEEP GETTING KILLED UNTIL

WE STEP UP TO THE PLATE AND GET

RID OF THIS THING.

NOW, AFTER I KILL IT, YOU CAN

ALL JUST GO AHEAD AND RUN YOUR

TESTS AND TAKE YOUR PICTURES,

WASTE ALL THE TIME YOU WANT.

>> I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT HE'S

PROBABLY RIGHT.

WE NEED TO GET OUT THERE AND

FIND THIS THING.

>> WE NEED TO LEARN MORE BEFORE

WE GO OUT THERE AND USE

OURSELVES AS BAIT, DON.

>> YOU AND WENDY CAN STAY HERE.

CAMERON AND I CAN GO OUT AND

TAKE CARE OF THIS THING.

>> NOW WE'RE TALKIN'.

>> I'M NOT WAITING AROUND HERE

WHILE YOU GUYS GO AND HUNT THIS

THING.

>> NO, IT'S NOT SAFE OUT THERE,

SUGAR.

YOU JUST WAIT HERE AND RELAX.

WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

>> STOP USING PET NAMES ON ME.

I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.

>> SOMEBODY GIVE ME A GUN.

>> [ Laughing ] OH, RELAX, LINC.

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE

ONE EVEN IF I DID TRUST YOU

ENOUGH TO USE ONE.

>> I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT

HANDLING A WEAPON, CAMERON.

JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT INBRED LIKE

YOURSELF DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T

KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

>> I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHETHER

TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH FOR

DISRESPECTING ME OR PAT YOU ON

THE BACK FOR FINALLY GROWING A

PAIR OF BALLS.

>> JUST GIVING ME A WEAPON WILL

SUFFICE.

>> YOU'RE SERIOUS?

>> COMPLETELY.

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING ]

>> WILL DO.

DON'T SUPPOSE YOU WANT ONE, TOO,

NOW, DO YOU?

>> I'M COMING ALONG TO DO WHAT I

CAME HERE FOR, NOT HUNT A SHARK.

>> THEN LET'S DO IT.

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

>> DO YOU SEE SOMETHING, DON?

>> NO.

THAT'S WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT.

IT'S CLOSE.

>> GETTING A LITTLE NERVOUS,

THERE, COWBOY?

>> ALL OF A SUDDEN, I GOT A

REALLY BAD FEELING ABOUT ALL

THIS.

>> WHAT'S THE PLAN?

>> WE STICK TOGETHER.

WE'RE STRONGER IN NUMBERS.

>> DID YOU SEE THAT?

>> WHAT? WHAT?

>> [ SNARLING ]

>> WHERE WAS IT?

>> OVER THERE!

>> SON OF A BITCH.

>> THERE IT IS AGAIN!

>> IT'S CIRCLING US!

>> OH, MY GOD.

I NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME OUT

HERE!

>> JUST RELAX, WENDY.

I'M NOT GONNA LET ANYTHING HURT

YOU.

>> THERE IT IS!

>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>> WENDY!

>> AAAH! AAAAH!

>> DAMN IT!

>> Y-YOU'LL SHOOT HER!

>> SHE'S ALREADY AS GOOD AS

DEAD!

>> AAAAAAAAAAH!

>> WHERE'D IT GO?!

>> WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

>> NOBODY ELSE IS DYING OUT

HERE!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

HELP ME!

>> WHERE'D IT GO?

>> I DON'T KNOW!

I DON'T KNOW!

[ GUNS COCK ]

>> HOLD UP, THERE, BEFORE YOU

KILL SOMEBODY.

>> WE HEARD GUNSHOTS.

IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

>> NO. IT'S NOT OKAY.

THE SHARK -- IT KILLED TWO OF

US.

WE ALL NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE

NOW.

>> WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, DON, WE

CAME OUT HERE TO KILL THE BEAST.

I AIN'T LEAVIN' TILL EITHER IT

OR MYSELF ARE DEAD.

>> SAME HERE.

>> SO BE IT.

>> YOUR FIDGETY LITTLE BUDDY

HERE CAN LEAVE, THOUGH.

>> NO. I'M STAYING.

>> SUIT YOURSELF.

JUST STAY OUT OF MY WAY.

>> WHO ARE YOU?

>> IT'S A LONG STORY, AND TIME

REALLY ISN'T ON OUR SIDE AT THE

MOMENT.

>> WHAT I'M CURIOUS ABOUT IS WHO

IS THIS GUNSLINGER, AND WHY IS

HE OUT HERE WITH YOU, DON?

>> THE NAME'S LINCOLN ANDERSON.

I'M A CRYPTOZOOLOGIST.

>> SO, YOU PRETTY MUCH MAKE SOME

SORT OF LIVING OFF OF

RESEARCHING THINGS THAT DON'T

EXIST.

>> LIKE A DAMN SHOW SHARK?

>> POINT TAKEN. MY APOLOGIES.

>> I HATE TO INTERRUPT THE

INTRODUCTIONS, BUT WE'VE STILL

GOT A BLOODTHIRSTY SHARK OUT

THERE.

>> WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A

PLAN TO KILL THIS THING.

>> WE SHOT IT.

I KNOW WE HIT IT.

BUT THE THING DIDN'T DIE.

>> WITH THAT LITTLE PEA SHOOTER?

NO WONDER.

>> IT WAS JUST HERE.

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU INTEND TO

BRING IT BACK.

>> I'VE BEEN STUDYING THIS

CREATURE FOR YEARS.

I BELIEVE IT'S ATTRACTED TO

HEAT.

>> WELL, IF THERE'S ANYTHING

LEFT OF YOUR FRIENDS, WE COULD

ALWAYS USE THEM AS CHUM.

>> WATCH WHAT YOU SAY!

>> SETTLE DOWN.

WE HAVE ENOUGH GOING ON.

WE DON'T NEED TO FIGHT AMONGST

EACH OTHER.

>> SO, IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THIS

THING IS ATTRACTED TO HEAT --

AND SAY IT ISN'T ALREADY FULL --

WHAT CAN WE DO TO ATTRACT IT,

LURE IT IN TO US, WITHOUT

GETTING OURSELVES KILLED?

>> WE CREATE A REALLY BIG FIRE.

>> ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

>> HOW'S THAT GONNA DO ANYTHING?

>> IT'LL DRAW HER IN, AND WE'LL

BE WAITING.

IF I'M RIGHT, THE HEAT PROJECTED

FROM THE FIRE WILL CONFUSE HER

AND PREVENT HER FROM FOCUSING IN

ON US.

WHEN SHE SURFACES, THAT'S WHEN

WE'RE GONNA HAVE OUR SHOT, AND

SHE'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING.

>> LET'S DO THIS.

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING ]

>> EVERYBODY GET INTO POSITION.

COME GET ME, YOU WRETCHED WHORE.

>> NO!

>> [ SNARLING ]

>> AAAAAAAAAAH!

>> AAAAH!

>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

YOU CAN'T KILL ME, BITCH -- NOT

YET!

>> WHAT GREAT PLAN DO YOU HAVE

NEXT?

>> STAY ALIVE!

>> THAT'S REASSURING.

>> IT'S NOT GONE YET!

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

>> NOW WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU

GOING?!

>> YOU BOYS GET OUT OF HERE.

IT'S ME SHE'S AFTER.

>> WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET

THAT FROM?

>> I SAID TO GET OUT OF HERE!

>> MIKE, WE STICK TOGETHER OR WE

ALL DIE.

>> WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

REGARDLESS, DON!

YOU GUYS GET OUT OF HERE WHILE

YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE!

>> COME ON, MAN.

>> DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

SHE'LL KEEP ME ALIVE JUST TO

SPITE ME.

AAAAH! AAAAAAAAH!

>> [ SNARLING ]

>> [ LAUGHING MANIACALLY ]

[ CRYING ]

>> I THINK WE SHOULD GO.

>> I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

>> [ SOBBING ]

>> WHAT SHOULD WE DO ABOUT HIM?

WAIT.

THAT SEEMS TO COME ALL TOO EASY

FOR YOU.

>> WELL, WHAT AM I GONNA DO --

LET HIM SUFFER?

>> LISTEN, I KNOW I MIGHT BE

WRONG, BUT THE BEST CHANCE OF US

GETTING OUT OF HERE ALIVE IS IF

WE JUST KEEP HIM ALIVE LONG

ENOUGH FOR US TO DISTRACT THIS

THING.

>> [ SOBBING CONTINUES ]

>> LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF

HERE.

>> [ SOBBING CONTINUES ]

>> [ ROARS ]

>> COME AND GET ME, YOU BITCH!

>> THE SON OF A BITCH DID IT.

>> I'M GONNA CALL IT IN.

BENNY, YOU THERE?

[ BEEP ]

>> YEAH, I'M HERE, DON.

HOW'S THE SHARK HUNTING GOING?

[ BEEP ]

>> CANE, MS. GARDNER,

MIKE EVANS, AND ANOTHER MAN ALL

HAVE BEEN KILLED.

>> JESUS CHRIST.

WHAT ABOUT YOU, DON?

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

[ BEEP ]

>> I'M FINE, BENNY.

MIKE KILLED THE THING.

TELL THE MAYOR IT'S DEAD.

HE'LL BE HAPPY TO HEAR THAT.

[ BEEP ]

>> NO DOUBT THAT'S GREAT NEWS.

WHY DON'T YOU GET BACK HERE AND

I'LL HAVE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE

MADE FOR YOU?

[ BEEP ]

>> ALL RIGHT, BENNY.

I'LL SEE YOU SOON.

[ BEEP ]

>> MAYBE THIS TOWN CAN FIND SOME

PEACE NOW.

>> WE GOT TO GET A TEAM DOWN

HERE TO EXCAVATE THE REMAINS OF

THE SHARK.

I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH A

LOT, DON, BUT THIS IS A

MONUMENTAL MOMENT IN

CRYPTOZOOLOGY -- HISTORY IN

GENERAL.

>> WELL, ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THE

THING IS DEAD.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

I'M FREEZING MY ASS OFF.

>> I HEAR THAT.

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING ]

[ RUMBLING ]

DO YOU FEEL THAT?

>> I WAS JUST GONNA ASK YOU THE

SAME QUESTION.

>> MOTHER OF GOD.

>> RUN!

[ SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING ]

>> MERRY CHRISTMAS, ETHAN.

I JUST WANTED TO COME GIVE YOU A

LITTLE CHRISTMAS GIFT AND LET

YOU KNOW THAT EVERYBODY LOVES

YOU AND MISSES YOU.

[ SNIFFLES ]

IT'S SO HARD WITHOUT YOU.

[ CRYING ]

WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN SOON.

BYE, HONEY.

[ RUMBLING ]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>> * SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

>> * YEAH, 'CAUSE SHE'S A HOT

YOUNG BITCH IN HEAT *

* WHO'S GOT THIS ITCH TO EAT *

* AND YOU'RE A PIECE OF MEAT

WHO *

* IS GONNA GO FOR A DIVE *

>> * SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

>> * OH, SHE'S GONNA GRAB SOME

FLESH TO EAT *

* A SLAB OF FRESH YOUNG MEAT *

* THIS AIN'T NO TRICK-OR-TREAT

'CAUSE *

* YOU AIN'T GONNA SURVIVE *

>> * SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

>> * SHE'S GONNA START AT YOUR

FEET *

* AND WORK HER WAY TO YOUR SEAT,

YEAH *

* AND THEN SHE'LL KEEP ON

CHOMPING ALL THE WAY UP

WITHOUT STOPPING *

* YOU'LL BECOME ANOTHER

DROPPING *

>> * WHEN DIGESTION'S COMPLETE *

[ GUITAR SOLO ]

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

>> * SHE'S GONNA JUMP ON YOUR

TOES *

* AND CHEW AWAY TO YOUR NOSE,

YEAH *

* YOU'RE JUST A TASTY PRAWN

SHE'S GONNA FEAST UPON TILL THE

MEAT'S ALL GONE *

>> * THEN SHE'LL SPIT OUT YOUR

CLOTHES *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU *

* SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE *

[ SONG ENDS ]