Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens (2016) - full transcript

SHARKNADO EPISODE IV
THE FOURTH AWAKENS

It has been five years
since the last Sharknado.

Tech company Astro-X has used
their revolutionary energy system...

to stabilize the atmosphere and prevent
the formations of all tornadoes,

using cheap, clean reactors
dubbed Astro-Pods.

The world has been peaceful and prosperous
thanks to Astro-X's visionary founder...

Aston Reynolds, but now the future
is about to be threatened once again...

We created faster,
smarter space transportation.

We brought Colonel Gilbert Grayson
Shepard back from the moon.

We prevented the formation of sharknadoes

with our revolutionary
weather stabilization system,



and we made the world a cleaner,
safer place for our nation's children.

What will Astro-X do next?

Hi. I'm Aston Reynolds, and I have
totally eradicated the sharknado threat,

so join me at the grand opening
of Shark World,

our themed hotel in Las Vegas.
What does that equal?

360, 24/7 fun.

Slots, sharks. What?

Bring the family, and I guarantee you...

- Sweetheart, what are you drawing?
- It's Mommy!

Why don't you go out and get your daddy
and tell him to come in.

Okay.

Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!

Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!
Cousin Gemi's coming over to pick you up.

- Go inside, and get ready.
- Okay, come here, man.



What's happening, my little Gila monster?
(LAUGHING)

Let's go.

Come on, Gil. Say goodbye
to your cousin Gemini. We gotta go.

- What if a storm comes?
- You don't worry about that.

You're a Shepard, and I love you.

Come here, you. I love you.

- Take care of Grandma, okay?
- Okay.

- Okay.
- Love you, Ma.

- Bye. Have fun.
- Mom, I promise. I may get a little crazy.

Bye.

Don't go to prison!

Over here! Over here!
Mr. Reynolds, Mr. Reynolds.

Mr. Reynolds, what inspired you
to create a hotel full of sharks?

I wanted to create the greatest hotel
in the world, and with this hotel,

I give it to 'em,
and I achieved it with clean energy.

Oh, my God. I love you, Aston.

Hold on sweetie,
Hold on...

BAM! Clear card.

Lady: What does it do?

Aston: What does it do?

Haha,
What doesn't it do.

Charge your phone.

Check your messages.

I see your blue phone.

You know boo. Haha!

You want a selfie?

Yes.

You wanna be in it?

Sweet!

Say money.

So you're here for the Shark
World opening, I take it.

No, we're here for a family reunion at the
Stratosphere. My son's on military leave.

Military leave. That's nice.
Must be proud. Drop, and give me 40!

- Keep your eyes on the road!
- It's not my first rodeo. I got this.

Be careful in this town, by the way. This is
a nutty place. You might get in trouble.

Oh, no. We'll take care of it. We're fine.

We're just here for a little
family fun and relaxation.

Yeah, Vegas is a great place to relax.
Drinking, gambling, smoking, prostitution.

- Bring the kids. That's what I say.
- What are you doing?

That was Kansas, and this is Vegas.

You got a problem with the way I look?

We're here.

Hey, if you like those jokes, I got more.
Look, it's nice being your Uber driver.

If you need me, I'm in town.
Give me a buzz.

- Fin Shepard?
- How you doing?

How'd you like to be a guest host
at Chippendale's?

Yeah, maybe in another lifetime.

You're welcome anytime,
though, sweetheart.

Come here. Throw the dice. Blow.

Girls, girls, girls, give me luck.

Yeah! There we go.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Run away from the sharknado
It's your greatest...

You know, I'm not much of a gambler.

I think after this thing,
I'm just gonna head back to the room.

No, no, no. I promised Raye Raye
we're gonna have some good family fun.

- Oh, yeah? In Vegas?
- In Vegas.

We'll see.

Who's that guy?

Looks fun. I'll jump if you jump.

It's not happening.
Prefer to keep my feet on the ground.

There are a lot of single ladies
out here tonight.

- Looks like it.
- Try to keep yourself out of trouble.

What's the matter?

Do I need to protect you
from a little thunder and lightning?

I can see where Li'l Gil gets it from.

It's not that.

- Matt.
- Dad!

- Matt, where are you?
- In a plane!

What do you mean you're up in a plane?
You're supposed to meet me here at the pool.

We're over Vegas.

We'll meet you poolside.

Ground control, I have eyes
on what looks like a sandstorm.

Should I change directions
or head back to base?

- Proceed with your flight plan.
- Is that a sandstorm?

I know what you're thinking, but we
haven't had a sharknado in five years.

- That's what worries me.
- We're right by three Astro-X pods.

They'll take it down if it grows
into something bigger.

Sandstorm is approaching
AstroPod 49A. Copy?

- Roger that.
- Do you have the coordinates?

Zero vector Charlie.

We have visual.
Locking in coordinates right now.

Son, are you prepared
to take the plunge and jump?

Yes.

Gabrielle, do you accept Matt
to be your lawfully wedded husband?

I do.

Matt, do you take Gabrielle
to be your lawfully wedded wife?

I do.

I now pronounce you husband and wife.
You may kiss the bride.

- What the hell is that?
- Do you still have eyes on the storm?

The pulse didn't work!

The thing is still moving,
and it's headed straight towards Vegas!

- They're not decreasing.
- Yes, sir. We've increased the pulse by 30%,

and I can confirm that all AstroPods are
fully functional within a 200-mile radius.

- But the storm isn't responding!
- No. I don't know why it's not responding.

We've gotta get you over
to the press room.

- Sir.
- Not now, number eight.

Sir, on instruction,
it's a code 9-dash-5-9-B level emergency.

How bad is it?

- Do not open the hotel until I give word.
- I'm on it. I'm gone with the wind.

- Go! Go! Go!
- Ladies first.

You've gotta be kidding me.

Oh, no!

- Matt!
- Gabby!

Matt!

Matt!

Gabby!

Matt!

- Dad!
- Matt!

- Come on.
- Where are we going?

To get 'em!

Breaking news just into our newsroom.
There are reports of a tornado near Las Vegas.

Already reports of damage,
and residents and tourists

are urged at this time to get inside.
Now, Emergency crews...

What channel is NBC, Jamie?

Show me NBC.

We will keep our viewers up to date
as more details emerge.

- How did you do that?
- Voice remote.

We just had Xfinity X1 installed.

What everyone must be wondering
is why these storms are happening now.

Billionaire Aston Reynolds
created a successful pulse technology

to stop the formation of sharknadoes
before they became a threat.

Apparently it's now faltered.

Oh, my God.

Jackpot!

Come on.

Jackpot!

Come on, Norm. We gotta go.

- Help!
- Let me off!

All right, I'm gonna get Matt.
Help those people over there.

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go! Come on! Get out!

Get out! Out! Come on! Out!

Out! Get out! Go, go, go!

Gabby! Try to land down there!

Dad! Grab Gaby!

- Grab my wife!
- Wife?

Hang on! I'm coming for you!

Hold on!

I can't hold on!

- There are sharks below!
- Come towards me! We'll get in the car!

I can do this. I can do this.

You're gonna have to climb up!
Climb up me!

Pull!

Reach!

We'll be safer in the car!

Fin Shepard. Welcome to the family.

- Fin! The car isn't steady!
- You need to get out of here!

We can take care of ourselves!
You're not safe here! Go!

- We need to get out of this car.
- Why?

Strap in.

- What are you doing?
- I'm surfing.

- You're crazy!
- It's what I do best.

We're gonna head towards that!
Open your door!

Hold on!

All right. Let's go find Matt and Gemini.

Gabrielle, jump in the back.

Fin! Thank God you're alive!

- How'd you get down?
- What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Elvis!

Hail to the king.

I found Matt. He's a mile down the Strip.

Flood!

I don't see Matt anywhere!

The G.P.S. says he's on top of the Empire
State Building. We have to get to him.

- How are we gonna drive through the flood?
- We're not.

The devastation
of the Las Vegas sharknado,

which curiously this time
is sand-based, is immense.

Many iconic hotels have been destroyed,

as well as the famous
"Welcome to Las Vegas" sign

that has greeted visitors
from around the world.

Oh, Aston, what have you done?

I see the hotel!

We've got incoming!
Gabrielle, take the wheel. Stay the course.

Let's find some weapons.

Savanna, I told you
to lay off the buffets.

- Daddy, now's not the time!
- Where's your brother?

- Daddy!
- Grayson! Get over here!

- Hold on! Hold on!
- Hold on!

Daddy!

Hey, bud, you know how to raise a sail?

- Of course not!
- Grab your friends, and figure it out.

Hey, grab this line!
Pull as hard as you can!

Don't stop pulling!

Pull it, you baby!
You're hoisting like my sister!

Sorry! I've never raised the sails
on a pirate ship before!

I'm an accountant, all right?

Sharks! There's sharks coming!

- Grab that sword!
- What am I supposed to do with this?

Fight for your life!

- Oh! You see that?
- Yeah, great, kid! Don't get cocky!

- Fin, get up here! I need you!
- I'm on my way!

- Storm's getting close to Matt.
- Matt!

- I'm coming for you, baby!
- I gotta stop it! I need explosives!

- I saw fireworks down below!
- Go get 'em!

Ready. Aim. Fire!

Matt!

- Permission to come aboard, sir.
- Permission granted.

Come here.

You still haven't kissed the bride yet.

Sharkberg right ahead!

We're sinking! Run to the mast!

Hang on, guys.

- It looks like it's leaving Las Vegas.
- It's heading into the desert.

- We're all gonna die!
- I need a weapon.

- There!
- Yeah.

Viva Las Vegas.

And so Sin City digs out
after an almost biblical scouring

by sand and water and sharks.

After five years without
a sharknado attack, they're back.

Are the tarps holding up?

Okay. Well, we're headed home.

If it gets too difficult, stay in the storm
shelter. You're well protected there.

There's plenty of food and water.
It should last you until at least we get home.

Sweetheart, please come home in one piece.

- Tell Gilly I love him.
- I will.

I'm a big bad shark, fish.
I'm gonna eat you all up.

- See him soon.
- I love you.

- Bye, Mom.
- But the looming question,

what happened to Astro-X's vaunted
atmosphere stabilization system

and the billion-dollar AstroPod locations
created to prevent them?

Is this the end of the public's
love affair with Astro-X?

San Francisco's calling, and they want
to know if they should just cancel

your media conference you
had scheduled for today.

Cancel it. I gotta stay here.
Also contact Colonel Shepard.

I gotta accelerate the timeline
for his Mech program.

Something tells me we're gonna
need that before the day is through.

All right. Got it.

Talk to me, Colonel. I need
to hear if the mic is working.

Say something, like that speech you gave
to the fifth graders yesterday.

Okay.

There I was, alone, stranded,
abandoned by everyone and everything.

Was I scared? No.

Now, you gotta understand,
I didn't know that Aston Reynolds

- was relocating the rockets...
- Okay. And you're not here to win an Oscar.

Hey, I get a standing ovation
every time. Every time.

That's because they're getting ready
to run out to recess.

- Okay, you got me there.
- Dr. Wexler, we're ready.

Okay.

Beam me up, Wilford!

3, 2, 1...

Wilford? We have a problem.

You okay?

Better than blowing me up like you did
last time. Get me down from here!

- Hello, sweetheart!

Hi.

Who am I?

I fight for truth!

Justice!

And the American way!

Batman?

C'mon,
I'm the man of steel.

Superman!

- Aston just called.
- Okay.

You need to get down.

You okay?

I've had better days.

- Back to the drawing board?
- We need to talk, Grandpa.

- Hey, don't call me Grandpa.
- I know. Colonel.

Thank you. So... what did Aston want?

He wants the Mech suit ready
before the end of the day.

Sure. Let's go get it.

How's it going, Captain?

- Good. We're good. You?
- Good.

Dad, I'm sorry I wasn't there
for Mom's funeral.

No, don't, Matt.
She knew how much you loved her.

And she loved you very much.
She'd be very proud of you.

You're just a little sore right now,
but you'll be good to go.

Thanks.

Mr. Shepard. Mr. Shepard, I'm with MSNBC.

- Not now, please.
- I just have one question.

Are you single?

Because I might be able to set you up.

Why didn't you want to be interviewed?
You saved all those people.

I need to get back to Kansas.
Gotta get back to little Gil.

I promised him I'd be home.
I wasn't there enough for Matt growing up.

- I don't want to make the same mistake.
- He turned out just fine.

Yeah, he did.

All right, I couldn't get us a rental car,
but I got us a ticket to that.

- That?
- Yes. It'll take us out of the flood zone,

and we can just take a train or a plane
and just head home, right?

Yeah. Let's do it.

- Hey.
- Hey, Dad.

April, you did well. 34.2 miles.
That's Olympic-worthy.

- And right now you need to plug in.
- I know.

- Oh, Mr. Reynolds.
- Parker.

You're responsible for the pods for Vegas and
the surrounding areas for 250 miles, right?

- Yes, but...
- You're fired.

You failed to properly maintain
the pressure systems,

allowing a sharknado to appear
for the first time in five years.

Technically speaking, it's a dust devil.

What is he still doing here? Get him out
of here. You're in charge. Talk to me.

Why isn't this stopping? I mean, we tried
to neutralize the pressure around it.

Well, I tried to. It didn't work.
This thing is on a mission.

- Give me a chance to think about this.
- The jet is waiting for you, sir.

How about you?
How did you two lovebirds meet?

Well, we were enlisted in the same month,

- but we didn't actually meet until...
- Two years later.

Three years later. I know
because I was flying back from...

- Finland.
- Germany.

Oh, right.

He gave up his airline seat for me.
I hate sitting in the middle seat.

I just wanted an excuse
to keep talking to you.

So did you find out where
the sharknado was heading?

No reception. I couldn't get a call out.

I think I found it.

What the hell's going on?

- What's happening?
- Oh, hell, no.

Get Aston on the phone.
He's gonna want to hear about this.

Mr. Reynolds, you're looking at the satellite
images of the flood in the Grand Canyon.

The casualties will be higher than Vegas.
Your company will be ruined, sir.

We gotta create
some kind of artificial dam.

Guys, you aren't gonna like this, but we're
gonna have to blow up the Grand Canyon.

Dispatch, we have a tornado with boulders

and, I believe, sharks heading toward
this train. Can you copy? Please advise.

Did you say, "Bouldernado"?

We have passengers on this train.
Can we reroute this train?

Or I need to pull the emergency stop!
Getting permission to emergency stop. Over!

It is coming...

Shark!

All right, the train's out of control.
I gotta stop it.

Gemini, Gabrielle, get to the front.
Bring all the passengers with you.

Matt, you pull the pins halfway
out between the back cars.

- Ready? Let's go.
- Come on, everybody!

- Get to the front of the train, now!
- Go! Go! Go! Get up!

- Wait, no! We've got to stay right here!
- Front of the train now! Go! Go! Go! Go!

- Go!
- Go! Move it!

How are you gonna get to the conductor?

His door is secure.
You can't get to it from the passenger cars!

I'm going up and over.

Roger. Mr. Reynolds,
the flood is coming right at you!

Stay on target! Stay on target!

Red five going in.

Yeah!

Folks, folks, lives have been lost.

We've lost the trust
of the greater American people.

For five years, for five successful years,

there's not been one sharknado.

Not because nature said we're done,
because I said we're done.

And we're still not done.

Any questions? I'm not done.

We need to find out what's happening,
folks, and we need to find out now.

- Sir, we found Fin Shepard.
- Bring him here.

You guys all right?

Who would do this? Who would want
to destroy the Grand Canyon?

I got a pretty good idea who.

Unleash that potential!

Stronger! Faster, April!

Come on! Come on!

Faster, April! You got this! Come on!

Stronger! That's it!

- Why the hesitation? Let's go.
- Because of what happened to you last time.

What, my arm? This has nothing to do
with me, has everything to do with you.

Give it to me! Come on!

That's good! Come on!

- How 'bout that?
- Pull it!

Come on! More! Come on!

Let's see what Swiss Army April's made of.

Twist.

Now try out your voice commands.

Chainsaw on.

Chainsaw off.

Now this one, you gotta concentrate.
Turn on the Force.

May the Force be with you.

- What are we doing at an Astro-X facility?
- Mr. Reynolds wanted to speak to you.

Never met a billionaire before.

- Think we can get a honeymoon out of this?
- Pretty good idea.

This is all his fault.
You don't mess with nature.

Nature always finds a way,
and I'm gonna tell him that.

Look, he's got his faults,
but he got my dad off the Moon, so...

let's cut him some slack.

Yo, Finny.

- How's it going?
- It's going good.

- You blew up the Grand Canyon.
- I stopped the flood.

And I probably saved a couple
of boy scouts that were beneath it,

- and I didn't even ask for a thank-you.
- Thank you?

My pleasure.

Fin, I got a beast of a storm,
and it's headed this way.

- I need your help.
- What do you want from me?

I need you to get
in front of those cameras

and let all of America know
that everything is gonna be all right.

- What?
- I'm not your mouthpiece, Aston.

Come on. People believe in you.
Just get in front of the world and say that.

They gotta hear it from you. Buy me
some time so I can fix this. I can fix this.

This isn't a P.R. problem.

This is a "you messed with Mother Nature"
problem, and I can't help you.

I can see now.
You're not ready for this whole thing?

This is what you do.
Los Angeles, D.C., New York.

Where's the Fin Shepard
everyone knows and loves?

Oh, I see.

You're just pissed off because I brought
your old man back to Earth and you didn't.

- Dad, come on.
- Real cute, everybody.

I'm out of here. Just remember they're
looking for anchors at the Weather Channel.

Yeah, "Partly cloudy, but fix bayonets,
because there's a sharknado coming!"

And somebody gotta save the day.
And who you gonna call?

It's not you anymore, is it?
Back to your world.

We are live from the Astro-X
headquarters in Prescott, Arizona,

where the first sharknado attack
in five years has occurred.

That's right, Natalie, but what
everyone must be wondering

is why these storms are happening now.

Regular sharknadoes are water-based,
but the one that formed over Las Vegas

was created from sand, so a sand-nado?

Well, Natalie, to be exact,
a shark-sand-nado.

And once the sand-nado hit the Hoover Dam,

it picked up rocks in the desert to form
what is now being dubbed a bouldernado.

We're now going to go live with
"Today Show's" new storm chaser van-cam

and reporter Ron McDonald. Ron?

I'm proud to be joining the "Today Show"

as part of the storm chaser

van-cam mobile studio.

This vehicle was designed

to get as close as possible to a tornado,

particularly a sharknado.

- What is this?
- This is where all the magic happens.

- Is that the Mech suit?
- The one that Aston sent you to get.

- It's not even finished.
- Yeah, I know. You want to tell him that?

- What does he need it for?
- To boldly go where no man has gone before.

- Seriously, Colonel? Star Wars?
- Trek.

Star Trek, not Star Wars.

Yeah, we got a lot of work to do.

And a lot of movies to see.

We got trouble.

- It's gaining on us.
- Hurry! Can't we go any faster?

- Dad, let me drive. I drove combat...
- Matt, I got this.

- I can do this.
- Matt, I got it.

We need to find shelter!

- This is bad.
- I need you to find supplies.

- My phone doesn't work.
- We're running out of options.

We can't keep running away from it.
We have to fight! Kill or be killed!

Matt's right. We need to stop.

Bingo.

Chainsaw store! Perfect!

Hi. I'm Lori Greiner.

Today we're making available
the original sharknado preparedness kit.

The big thing that makes this special...

Nope, we don't deliver. Hang up, lame-o.

- I need a chainsaw.
- You've come to the right place, sir.

We got the best selection of chainsaws
in the whole state of Texas.

Not to mention the sweet meat
that my brother Chop-Top

puts into his croissant sandwiches.

Will this be for logging or home use?

- Neither.
- Lot of people recommend the Stihl 3000,

but personally, sir,
I say you can't go wrong with this baby.

Homelite calls this one the turbo model.

That's right. And when those pesky teenagers
start snooping around our property,

we take this bad boy and hand it
over to my brother Gunnar there.

He chases 'em clean away.

Nice, I'll take it. Sharknado's coming!
You guys gotta get out of there!

- Oh, no! It's a great white! Grab your...
- We lost electricity!

It's gonna hit the oil field.

- Oilnado.
- That's new.

That's not good.

Firenado.

- It's gonna burn down this whole town.
- We need to find something to put it out!

You got any fire extinguishers
around here?

Yeah, we got some around back!
Help yourself!

This isn't gonna cut it. We're gonna need
something bigger to get near that storm.

What's that?

Sweet.

You're all set.

Matt, when I clear,
you know what to do, right?

Good luck, Dad.

Get down!

The saw is family!

It wouldn't be Texas
without a chainsaw massacre.

Dad, you're good! Get out!

- Matt, you got it?
- Got it.

Bite this!

It worked! It changed course!
Let's go! Come on, move it!

- What do we do now?
- Now we go to Kansas.

We have the approval
to install 75 more pods.

Okay. I like that.
Terry, you can handle that, right?

Well, sir, each of these tornadoes survived
the blast from our atmospheric reactors

because they're not water-based.

They're sand, they're oil, they're fire,
and our reactors didn't anticipate this.

We just need a solution.

How do we find a reactor that is
strong enough to penetrate the elements?

That's the solution. That's our prize.

We can infuse more isotopes into the base.

Okay. Okay, you go with that, Terry.

The news is not good, folks. We understand
that the bouldernado has now evolved.

Well, to understand
how this is even possible,

let's turn once again to our
storm chaser Ron McDonald. Ron?

The storm has been rushing through Texas.

It hit an oil field, creating an oilnado.

The oilnado exploded, creating a firenado.

The firenado hit an electrical plant,

creating a lightning-nado.

- Lightning-nado?
- And it's headed straight for Kansas.

And we will keep our viewers informed
as more details emerge

from yet another catastrophic event.

But the big question, Natalie,
that's on everyone's minds right now...

Where is Fin Shepard?

- Is Fin alive?
- April?

- You've been lying to me this entire time?
- April! April!

- I want to see my family.
- You're not ready.

What we've done here
is temporary until you recovered.

What's wrong with you?

I want you to be with your husband and
your children, but I can't offer them hope,

- only to have it taken away again.
- I'm gonna find them.

April!

- Open the door.
- No! I'm not gonna open the door for you!

You stay in here!
This is where you belong!

- Open the door.
- No!

I'm not gonna open the door for you!
You stay in here!

- Pay attention to your dad! Come on!
- I'll be back.

April!

- Lopez, do you copy?
- Go for Lopez.

- Do you have the new isotope?
- Yes, sir. Isotope's in hand.

Placing them as we speak.

You need to hurry.
A lavanado activated in Yellowstone.

I'll protect Mount Rushmore.

I'll superkick that storm
back to the Dark Ages.

Rushmore's hot.
So are 15 other key anchors in the U.S.

- We've dropped a reactor in each pod.
- Did you juice 'em up?

Yes. In addition to increasing
isotopes in key areas,

we were able to get the reactors
over the same level of launch used

as the ones that got
Colonel Shepard off the moon.

- Sir, hold on!
- Really? I own the building.

Are we able to get rid
of all the sharknadoes in the U.S.?

We're only talking about two right now.

We're talking about a sharknado here
and one here.

- Okay, now what about this one?
- That's a new one, and it's heading north.

It's headed towards our headquarters.

- We gotta get out of here.
- Where are we going?

Just keep your head down,
and get in the car. Get in.

- Watch out, Grandpa.
- Hang on. Hang on. What's going on?

The storm is getting too strong.

What's going on here?

The car is being picked up by the storm!

- Be careful!
- Hang on.

Mommy! Daddy!

Mommy!

Daddy!

- Go to your mom!
- I'm scared.

- What's your name?
- Alex.

Alex, I need you to trust me, okay?

Do you like Iron Man?

I'm his wife, okay? Now run to safety. Go!

Go!

- Mom?
- You're both alive.

- We thought you were dead.
- I thought you guys were dead.

- Where were you all this time?
- With my dad.

- Wilford?
- Yeah.

- He didn't tell me anything about this.
- He lied to us.

Get in.

- Crap.
- Great. That doesn't sound good.

That firenado really did
a number on this car.

I know someone we can call.
Here. Take my phone.

Look for Colton in the contact list.

You're watching "Chicago Today," your
number one news source for the Windy City.

Hi. I'm Howard Beale.
We're joined by Mayor Sandra Mansfield.

Now, Mayor, you're saying
the cause of all these sharknadoes

is this man, Finley Allan Shepard.

I am mad as hell,
and I'm not gonna take it anymore.

Wherever he goes, danger follows.

You're a threat,
and you're not allowed in Chicago.

I'm gonna get you Fin Shepard
and your little chainsaw, too.

Well, we're in Kansas.

- Where is your friend and his car?
- Don't worry about it. He'll be here.

- Should we get in?
- Fin!

- Colton.
- Fin! You found her.

- She's got a mind of her own sometimes.
- Yeah, nice trick with the remote control.

I need a car. I gotta get to
my son in the next town down.

Your son? Oh, don't worry.
She can get you there no problem.

- You fighting sharks?
- Something like that.

We got a little spider infestation
at Fort Lauderdale.

But it's no problem.
We got the job done, her and I.

Well, looks like we got some saving
to do. You take care of her, okay?

- And she'll find me when you're done.
- She? Got a name?

Christine. She's bad to the bone.

See ya, Fin!

April.

Colonel.

- Claudia, good to see you.
- Grandpa Wilford, why wouldn't you tell us?

Wilford, seriously.

The doctors didn't know what they were doing.
I had to get her out of that hospital.

So I could take over and protect her
and build her back into what she is.

And I used our resources
in the Mech program to rebuild her.

I knew I could fix you, honey.
You're my daughter. You're my blood.

But you told me they were dead,

that when the shuttle fell,
that they died.

You lied to me this whole time.

I believed you. And then you told me
that the Colonel was left on the Moon.

You didn't need to hear this.

You bring her back to life,
but you let all of us believe she's dead!

Hey, Colonel, I respect you very much,
and I hope you understand

- when I'm talking about the science of...
- You're not a scientist. You're a lunatic.

- I know what I'm doing.
- Dad has your ashes on the fireplace.

- That's your dog.
- Oh, my God.

The ashes are your dog.

Now I have this to show you.

This is for you, Colonel.

Aston, I got it.

I need a lift.

We need to put the city
on lockdown immediately.

Contact the National Guard.
Get ahold of General Burton.

If the Sharknado heads this way, it's gonna
go right through the downtown heart

of Salt Lake City
and the Salt Lake Comic Con.

Hey, Salt Lake Comic Con!

Dan Farr and I have to tell you
the panel has been canceled.

There is a huge storm brewing outside.

We're sending people to safety.
We're trying to evacuate the area.

Have the hyperjet ready for me.

# I won't give in #

# It's sink or swim ##

We got company!

- Go! Oh, my God!
- It's getting faster.

- Oh, my God.
- It's gaining on us. Come on. Come on.

Oh, my God.
There's the ball of twine right there.

- It's coming closer!
- I know. I'm going as fast as I can.

- Dad, pull over!
- This thing is way too fast.

We can't outrun it! Pull over!

Hold on.

Go! Go! Go! Go!
Hey, get out of here! Move!

I can't leave my equipment! Oh...

Help me! Help! Help! Help! Shark! Help!

Get it off! Get it off!

Thank you.

- Thank you.
- My dog! My dog!

Come on! Find shelter!

- You okay?
- Yeah.

- How far is your farm?
- It's close, less than a mile away.

- We run it!
- Come on.

You know, it nearly killed Fin.

He visited you every single day
for four years.

You just wouldn't come out of the coma.

Your dad declared you brain-dead
with the doctors.

Dad never lost hope.

And Gil? What about little Gil?

Gil! Little Gil.

Well, he's great. He's five.

- He's five?
- He's five. He's funny. He's smart.

He's... He's beautiful.

- Do you have a photo?
- Yeah.

Thank God he takes after you?

- We have to call Dad.
- No.

- We have to tell him.
- Honey, he wouldn't believe it.

He's gotta see this for himself.

We need to get to the shelter!

Get in, little Gil! Hurry!

- I'm scared, Raye Raye.
- It's okay. You'll be all right.

The storm of the century
is tearing through Tornado Alley.

It's obliterating Kansas.

It's done nothing
but destruction in its wake.

What's that up ahead?
Be careful, you idiot!

It's a... it's a cow!

It's another cow!

Actually, I think it's the same cow.

It's a cow-nado!

Follow the road!
Follow the yellow brick road!

I can't believe I just said that.

Come on! There's weapons
in the shed! Follow me!

- Thank you, Nova.
- I bet she's glad to be in Paris right now.

Matt, head to the storm shelter.
Protect Gil and Raye.

Okay, Dad.

Come on!

Come on. The storm shelter's over here.

- Raye! Little Gil!
- Oh, Matt.

- Where's Daddy?
- He's coming.

- Don't worry about him.
- I'm gonna go get him.

- Wait! No! Come back! Gilbert!
- Dad! Dad!

Gabrielle!

- Dad! Dad!
- Gil!

Come to Mama.

Come on. Come on.

We gotta go inside. Come on.

Hold on.

Come on, Gil!

- Gil, grab on!
- Help me! Help! Help! Help!

Gil, hold on! Hold on, Gil!

Hold on, son! Hold on!

Fin! Fin!

Hold on!

Hold on!

Hold on!

Grab my hand!

Gil, grab my hand!

- Come on!
- Daddy, help!

- Hello! That was a stop sign!
- I'm sorry. I totally paused.

- What's going on? Why are we stopping?
- We can't make it to the evac zone.

Ma'am, we need to get you
to the shelter immediately.

- You know whose fault this is, right?
- The storm?

No, you idiots, Fin Shepard.

I don't know what, I don't know how,
I don't know where, but I can smell it.

I have the sixth sense for stupidity.
He's around here somewhere.

- Man, is she always like this?
- No, that's her on a good day.

Dad!

Get down!

Moments ago, the mayor's caravan
was swept aside by fierce winds

that have been generated
by the approaching sharknado!

We are here on the scene... Here she is!
Mayor! Mayor Mansfield.

- Hello, Howard. Nice to see you again.
- Mayor, are you okay?

I am fine. The state of Chicago is fine.
We just all need to get inside, all of us.

Wait! Wait! Wait!

The storm's looking like the end
of the world! Should people be outside,

- or should they be in their homes?
- Everyone just stay put.

Get away from glass windows,
and just hold on to anything. I gotta go.

Let go of me.

Okay, let's see
if these new isotopes work.

Copy that, Astro One.
We are ready to fire.

Mount Rushmore's up first.

We've got eyes on the target.

It's almost there.

It's getting closer.

Nuke 'em high!

Got it.

Seattle's up next.

Yeah!

We've found Mr. Shepard.
We're taking a detour.

Buckle up.

April.

Come with me if you want to live.

Come over here. I need your help.

Are you okay?

Dad, I don't think
we're in Kansas anymore.

I think you're right, Gil.

We have a plane waiting for us.

Wait! We found another.

- Matt!
- Mom!

Mom?

Baby, I pulled your body
from the wreckage...

what was left of it.

April, you were in a hospital bed
for four years... unconscious.

Your dad convinced me to pull the plug.

You died in my arms.

I don't remember anything
after the accident...

until my dad woke me up.

What did he do to you?

He kept me alive. He saved my life.

I don't know how
we're gonna move past this.

Move past what?

You're alive, alive.
There's nothing to figure out.

There's nothing to talk about.

As long as you have a beating heart,

I'm gonna love you.

There's more.

This is only temporary.

That's why he didn't want me to leave.

That's why he didn't tell anyone.

That's why he didn't tell you.

He didn't want you to lose me again.

This...

is what keeps me alive.

I don't know how long I have.

Well, we're just gonna have to
figure that out. That's what we do.

I want you to meet somebody.

Looks like we're a family
of second chances, huh?

Hey, Gil...

this is your mom.

Hi.

It's nice to meet you.

That's not my mother.
My mother's a shark, not a robot.

It's all right. He'll come around.

Okay, if you're just joining us,
three powerful sharknado storms

have ripped through the United States.

San Francisco, Salt Lake, and Seattle,
they were all attacked by a hailnado.

In Yellowstone, a lavanado formed.

But two have been stopped,
the lavanado and hailnado.

- And the lightning-nado?
- Natalie, I'm afraid it is not good news.

The lightning-nado is headed straight toward
the Perry Nuclear Power Plant in Ohio.

That lightning thing
is messing up our system.

- We're trying to fix it, sir.
- Don't try to fix it. Zap it.

- It's not working.
- It's not the worst of it.

Well, what could be worse?

- How are you feeling?
- I'm all right.

- Yeah, we're gonna make it through this.
- We will. We stick together. We're Shepards.

Gil, you've got to give your mom a chance.
She's been through a lot.

Fin! I'm glad they found you
in the rubble.

Yeah, me, too.

Look, I know what I'm doing here,
but why are they here?

News flash. This is Fin Shepard,
the sharknado whisperer.

Sharks bite him, he chomps back.
Chainsaw, chainsaw.

Look, you're gonna need a better plan
than to have me as your spokesperson.

Seriously, what's going on, Reynolds?

- The storm's gone nuclear.
- Nuclear?

So there's a nuclear sharknado plowing
through the United States right now?

With all this technology,
you can't stop it?

No.

The nuclearnado has just taken a turn.
It's coming this way.

We have to change course.

- Fin... I really need your help.
- What about my family?

They'll be safe as long
as they're with me.

- Grandpa, I want to go home.
- Come here, kid. Come here.

So what are you thinking?
How we gonna stop this?

You have to create a coolant system
that diffuses core radiation.

The radiation is what's making it
impossible for the pods to take it out.

So we need to turn it back into a regular
sharknado in order for your pods to work.

But we don't have a body of water
that's big enough.

- And, dude, even if you did...
- There's no way to get it into the storm.

Yes, there is.
We have to contact my father.

It doesn't work like that.
The quantum box doesn't attract water.

It attracts a liquid metal,
which is called ferrofluid.

But good news, because ferrofluid
is what is being released in the 'nadoes.

It's what breaks them up
and destroys them.

We just need a body of water
and a quantum box?

Think of a quantum box as the engine,
but it needs a battery to run it,

but we got both.

I know where we can find the water.

- Tell your pilot to head north.
- Why?

We're going to Niagara Falls.

Go get 'em! Yeah!

I need a two-mile evac zone now.
Give me that.

I need an E.T.A. on the storm's arrival.

North of Pittsburgh.
It'll be here in 20 minutes.

I removed one of the two engines
from the Mech suit that Wilford built.

Nice.

- I can make this work.
- Mr. Reynolds.

- What is it, Shaelyn?
- Niagara Falls International is closed.

Fly as close as you can to the falls
and hightail it out of there.

Save yourself, and save them.

- What are you doing?
- I'm fixing what I started.

You're not the only one
who can to pull crazy stunts, Fin.

Aston, don't. One man can't do this.

One man has, and that's you...

but there's another man, and that's me.

And he wears a squirrel suit,
and I make this look good.

Aston, it's a suicide mission.

Look, Fin, I can't get you into this.

All right, you finally
got your family back.

You do that.

I...

I do this.

Buckaroo Banzai!

He's coming in! He's coming in!

Keep all eyes on him.

- What's he gonna do?
- He's winging it,

but I think he's gonna get himself killed.

Now you know how I feel every time
you do something stupid.

- Bombs in a tornado?
- It worked, didn't it?

- Yeah.
- Maybe this will, too.

Booyah, baby!

All you have to do is turn the quantum
box on close enough to the falls,

and the water should flow
straight into the nukenado.

He's locked in?

Yeah, I'm here. I'm about
to activate the quantum box.

All right. I'm going back to base.

Detonating in 5, 4...

3, 2, 1.

It's not working.

It's not enough energy. I think
we're gonna need two of these things.

- Did he get the box turned on?
- He did, but it wasn't powerful enough.

He didn't survive.

- Wait. There's another quantum box.
- Where?

We still have the other engine
in the Mech suit.

- Head back to Niagara Falls.
- Okay.

- What do you want to do?
- It's up to us now.

- I'm in.
- Let's do this.

- I'm born ready.
- Where's my chainsaw?

Family rules.

Hey, hey, come on. We're about to land.
Come on. Here we go.

- Are you in charge here?
- Gena Koenig,

manager of the New York
Department of Astro-X.

- Most of the area has been evacuated.
- How soon before the next 'nado gets here?

- Five minutes tops.
- All right, five minutes.

We're gonna have to move fast. I'm gonna
need some help unpacking the hyperjet.

- Can you help me?
- Absolutely.

All right. Let's do this.

The nuclearnado is headed to Buffalo,
New York, right now,

where Astro-X informs us
they're attempting to use their technology

to reverse Niagara Falls.

Well, the only way to stop
a nuclear meltdown is to cool it down,

so by doing this,
it will neutralize the elements

and allow the Astro-X weather
stabilization system

to stop the sharknado once and for all.

Now, our sources tell us
that Aston Reynolds,

the founder of Astro-X,
is currently missing,

but there are sightings at the falls
of none other than Fin Shepard,

stepping in to aid in this fight.

And if we've learned one thing,

if one man can embrace
the 'nado and save the day...

it's Fin Shepard.

Does this take quarters or tokens?

Not funny. She may not look like much,
but she's got it where it counts.

I wanna go down and finish
what Aston Reynolds started.

- Dad...
- End of story!

- I know how this thing works.
- It's gonna be okay.

- You good?
- Good to go.

There's no plan B, Colonel. If you go
in the water, we can't get you out.

- Yeah, I heard that.
- There's no lifeguards on duty today, sir.

- Yeah, why is that always the case?
- Bad pay, sir.

Copy that.

I love being on the beach,
but my parents wanted me to get a Ph.D.

instead of running around
in a bathing suit all day.

- You, too?
- Oh, too bad.

All right, everyone, get back to work!

Here's the plan.
I'm gonna help Dad get suited up.

Matt, I need you to make sure
everyone gets to the storm shelter.

I know you can help. You'll help me best
by getting everyone to the shelter.

- We're not leaving you here.
- Gemini, please, just listen to me.

- Get everyone to the storm shelter.
- Dad, no, we can handle it ourselves.

- Claudia, I know you can.
- Dad, I want to go with you!

Hey, it's gonna be all right.
I need you here when I get back, okay?

Remember, you're a Shepard.

I'm staying with you.

Let's go kill some sharks.

All right, guys, come with me now. Hurry.

Okay, sir, you're all hooked up.

- All right, good luck.
- Piece of cake.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God.

The Mech suit.

Go out this way! Back! Come on.

Time to fly.

- Claudia!
- Claudia!

Fin.

Oh, yeah.

We gotta put a stop to this! I need
your help to get through the storm wall.

It's the only way I can get
to the quantum box.

- We're gonna do this together.
- Together?

I love you, Fin Shepard,
you crazy bastard.

Damn.

Dad! Dad! Claudia got eaten by a shark!

- Dad!
- Gil!

- The storm is too strong.
- The barrel! He'll be safe in there.

Let's go!

- Get down!
- Stay down.

Stay down.

I see the quantum box!
I can't get through to it!

Let me make a hole for you.

Good! Good! I'll get it!

Matt!

Astro-X, it's turning into a regular
sharknado. Do you read me?

- We read you, Fin Shepard.
- Release the AstroPods.

Gil!

Gil!

Close your eyes. Count to nine.
When you open, the storm has died.

We're ready to launch.

In 5...

4...

1.

Help!

Little Gil's in there.
I gotta go after him.

- No, you can't. Your suit is broken.
- Help!

I'll go. You stay here.

Help!

Hold on!! Mommy's coming.
I'm coming, baby! Hold on! I'm coming!

- Dad! Mom!
- Hold on! I got you!

- I got you! Hold on, baby!
- Mom!

- Come on! I got you.
- Mommy!

Don't worry! Hang on!

Help! Help!

Daddy! Daddy, I'll save you!

I'm a Shepard.

Hey! I got you!

Dad is still in the shark!

I got something.

Matt!

Matt!

Help!

- Matt, help me. Put it on the floor.
- Go get him.

Grandpa.

Thanks, Gil.

You okay? You okay?
Where's Fin? Where's your father?

Son?

Gil!

- Are you okay? You okay.
- Yeah.

All right, we got you, son.
Okay, we got you.

Okay, easy. Right here. Easy.
Put him down. Put him down. Easy. Easy.

Come on, now. Watch his head. Okay.

He's not breathing.

No pulse. Okay. I need someone to breathe.

Okay, on five, you breathe.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Breathe.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Breathe.
Come on, son. Come on.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Oh, God.

No pulse. Okay. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Breathe.

Okay, hang on. No pulse.
We need a defibrillator.

- I have an idea. Grab those sharks.
- All right, all right. Hook it together.

Let's go.

We need a charge.
We need a charge. Come on.

- I got a spark. Clear.
- Okay. Now hit him. Hit him.

Okay, no pulse. No pulse.
We gotta hit him again.

Clear.

Hang on. Hang on. No pulse.
Okay. Get a charge again.

- Get a charge. Okay.
- Clear.

Hit him!

Yeah! Yeah, I got a pulse!
We got a pulse. Hey.

It's okay. Hey, welcome back, son.

It's okay. It's okay, boy.

- I love you, Mommy.
- I love you, too.

Oh, Gil.

- I love you, Daddy.
- Oh, God.

- You know what, Dad?
- What's that?

Sharks suck.

I don't think this is over yet.

Nova?