Shark Exorcist (2015) - full transcript

(dramatic music)

(woman screaming)

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- [Man] A state wide search continues

this morning for 24
year old Vanessa Blair.

Miss Blair, also a Catholic
nun is being accused of

the brutal torture and death
of 13 little boys and girls.

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(water splashing)

- The world has betrayed me.
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So the world will taste my vengeance.



- You bitch!

You bitch, I know what you did.

Everyone knows you did it.

I'm gonna make sure they punish you,

and I won't stop until
you're rotting in hell.

(guts squishing)

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- Lord Satan, accept my sacrifice.

Send me an avenger!

(light dramatic music)

(car engine rumbling)

- [Lauren] 100 degrees outside

and this car's got no air conditioning?

Real nice.



- I like it hot.

- Well, you're weird.

- Lauren, we're almost there, okay?

- You said that like two hours ago.

- Yeah, well look, there's
a sign right there.

So we're here, no more
bitching, all right?

- Yeah, Lauren, be nice to Emily.

- Thanks Ali.

- I'm always nice, but if this
isn't one amazing waterpark,

I'm gonna be one pissed BFF.

- Okay, this is not a
waterpark, it's just a lake.

Just a plain, old, normal lake.

- I know it's a lake,
but they've gotta have

some kind of monster water slide, right?

- Nope, sorry, just a plain, old lake.

- Well, is there at least a wave pool?

- Okay, what about just a
lake do you not understand?

- Well, I don't know why I'm going.

What can you even do at a lake?

- Like swim or work on your
tan, just normal lake stuff.

- Ali, did you know about this.

Emily says it's not even a waterpark.

I say we skip it.

- You mean just go home?

- [Lauren] Yes, Ali,
what part of just skip

it don't you understand?

(car door slamming)

- Okay, Lauren, I'm
gonna go work on my tan,

so you just amuse yourself.

Um, are you coming?

- Wait, I wanna work on my tan, too.

- Of course you do.

All right, um, are you going?

- Give me just a minute.

- All right, suit yourself,
I'll be by the water.

- [Lauren] We'll be by the water.

(sighs)

- Hey, Bobby, it's me.

Why aren't you picking up?

Tell you what, just call
me when you get this.

Seriously, Bobby, just call me.

(sighs)

- So, is Ali doing okay?

- [Lauren] I guess, why
shouldn't she be okay?

- I don't know, didn't her boyfriend

like cheat on her, what's his name?

- Who knows, she didn't say
anything to me about it.

- Or she might've said
something but you never listen.

You're not the world's best listener.

- I do listen.

- Um, then, close your eyes.

- [Lauren] What?

- I said close your eyes.

- What's going on?

- What color is my swimsuit?

- Um, I don't know, green?

- Not even close.

- Um, it's pink.

- You are such a cheater.

You totally looked.

- No, I didn't, but whatever.

I do pay attention.

- Where's Ali right now?

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(water splashing)
(gasping)

Is that Ali right there?

- Where, I don't know
what you're talking about.

- Yeah, it is, come on.

I'm coming, Ali.

Oh, my God, Ali.

Ali, are you okay?

What happened?
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Stay with me, stay with me.

Oh, my, God.

You're my best friend, Ali,
you've gotta stay with me.

You've gotta stay with me.

What happened?

Are you okay?

Oh, my God.
(Ali groaning)

Lauren, where are you?

Stay with me, stay with me, okay?

(Ali groaning)
We're gonna get some help.

We're gonna get some help (hushes).

Calm down, calm down.

Okay (hushes), calm down, calm down.

Calm down, come on.

Lauren, get some help, please.

Tell me what happened.

What happened, are you okay?

(hushes)

Come on, stay with me,
we're gonna get some help.

We're gonna get some help, it's okay.

It's okay, it's okay.

(hushes)

It's okay, it's okay.

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(muffled talking)

- [Woman] Dr. Bowen, Dr.
Bowen, some to the ER stat.

There's a patient here, she's
been attacked by a shark.

- This is Brian Bennett
with Channel Nine News,

live from Paris Landing where

for the past week swimmers
have been terrorized

by a bizarre series of
brutal shark attacks.

Currently, the entire area has been closed

while police try to determine
if the reports are true

and in fact a man eating shark
is loose in these waters.

Stay tuned to Channel Nine News

for more on this developing story.

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- [Emily] Sit down I need to talk to you.

- About what?

- I just got back from the hospital.

- Cool.

- Why haven't you been there to see Ali?

- Just because.

- Okay well I thought
that you might wanna know

that she got released
today because apparently

she got miraculously
healed from a shark bite.

- That's cool, whatever.

- Well, I'm also worried
about her going back to Bobby,

you know he cheated on her.

- Bobby didn't want
anything to do with her.

- Okay, how do you know that?

Have you been doing something
behind Ali's back with Bobby?

- Whatever.

- No, I'm serious.

If you have been, like,
Ali's gonna be super pissed

and it's just gonna make
a big mess of things.

- Whatever.

- Lauren, I'm serious.

A big mess.

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- Hello, I'm Nancy Chase and welcome

to another episode of Ghost Whackers.

Where we explore the paranormal,

the supernatural and the unexplained.

Today, I'm at Paris Landing,
the scene of a strange series

of attacks that turned beautiful bodies

into blood soaked mangled corpses.

Reports claim a giant shark
is feeding on the swimmers.

Is that really true?

It seems impossible, but
I wanna know for sure.

How we can we do that?

By asking the victims themselves.

I want to create a psychic
link with the troubled spirits.

Three women have died here.

Do their souls still remain
to give us the answers?

I want to find out, don't you?

Yes, I thought so.

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Spirit of the water, speak to me now.

I must know the truth.

I must know, give me the truth.

How did these women die?

Tell me, I need to know.

Is there something evil
beneath these waves

or is it something far more sinister

than even I can imagine?

Tell me, speak to me, speak
to me spirit of the water.

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(groaning)

These waters are mine.

Do you hear me?

Mine!

Forever.

I will eat your flesh
and swallow your souls.

(screaming)

Forever.

(gasping)

- [Emily] I still can't believe it.

It's been three weeks
and you just feel like--

- [Ali] How do I seem, Emily?

- [Emily] Like, nothing happened.

Like, it was just a bad dream.

Three weeks ago there was this
chunk bitten out of your leg.

We all thought you might die.

- [Ali] Well, I guess it
wasn't that bad, was it?

- [Emily] You're taking a
very, very strange attitude.

I'm not sure I like it.

- [Ali] Look, I'm sorry I'm not all happy,

smiley 24/7, Emily.

Like you said, I almost died.

- [Emily] You did Ali,
and I was so scared.

- [Ali] Maybe it's be
better if I had died,

then you wouldn't have
anything to worry about.

- [Emily] Ali, don't you say that!

- I mean, that's the thing
about almost dying, Emily.

It is a real buzzkill.

Look, you don't have to worry about me.

I'm fine, you said so yourself.

- (sighs) It's just not normal.

- Not normal that I'm better?

Look, I don't even need
this bandage anymore.

See?

- Oh, my, God, Ali, there's
not even a scar or anything.

- Whatever, look, I'm going home.

I just wanna soak in my tub.

- That's all you do anymore
is just soak in your tub.

- You should try, it feels good.

Hey, you wouldn't be going
to the lake now would ya?

- You're not talking about
Paris Landing, are you?

- [Ali] Well, yeah.

- Ain't that where them people got killed?

Something about a shark.

- Look, I don't know.

But I'm going with you or without you.

- Oh, shit, come on.

- Really?
- Hell yeah.

- Great.

(slapping)

- Shit.

Damn.

(light music)

(muffled children talking)

- [Boy] I bet she made fun of him.

- [Boy] No way!

- [Boy] It's hot out.

(light dramatic music)

Bosco, hurry.

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(water splashing)

(water bubbling)

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- [Zoowski] My dear Father
Michael, it is with a heavy heart

that I must inform you of
the death of your brother.

The circumstances of his
death are still a mystery,

but an investigation is underway.

In the meantime, let me
assure you that our love

and our prayers are with you always.

In Christian faith, Monsignor Zoowski.

- Ali, Ali?

Ali, are you in there?

(knocking)

Ali?

(sighs)

Ali, God.

- On our last episode, I
attempted to make a psychic

connection with those who've died here,

but what I channeled was
something far more evil.

I believe there is a
demonic force right here.

Something filled with pure evil.

If there is a shark here,
I believe it's possessed.

Possessed by a demon.

- [Briana] Bullshit.

- Who the fuck said that?

- I'm Briana Bennett from
Ghost Fakers and I've been

on these shark attacks
since they first started,

and that's just what
they are, shark attacks.

No ghosts and no demons.

She's just trying to terrify
people for the sake of ratings.

- Anyways, back to me.

Miss Bennett, I'm a serious
paranormal investigator.

I created a psychic link
right here at this lake.

And it was something
evil, something demonic.

- I want you to take
a good look out there.

It's just a lake.

There might be a shark out
there, but it's definitely not

possessed by the devil with
tiny red horns and a pitchfork.

Now why don't you let the
real journalists do their job

and stop trying to sensationalize
these tragic deaths.

Folks, do yourself a favor
and turn the channel.

Don't give this fraud anymore airtime.

- You're supposed to
keep the camera on me.

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- Sibyl, my sister, we call on you.

Hear us.

- I can't do this.

- Silence.

Spirits, we come humbly, hear our call.

We seek only the truth and nothing more.

(woman screaming)

(moaning)

- What was that?

(groaning)

- Hear is, my sister.

Come to us, come to us now.

(moaning)

(crying)

(gasping)

- What's wrong with her?

- She's just faking it, she's so pathetic.

(groaning)

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(gasping)

(groaning)

(growling)

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(screaming)

(giggling)

(thudding)

(light dramatic music)

- Hi, I didn't see you here.

Wanna play?

- [Ali] I like your sharks.

- Me, too, sharks are so cool.

No, please don't eat me, oh no.

Oh, I'm gonna eat your right now.

Why do you have the good parts?

- So, what do you like about sharks?

- Everything, really.

- I think they're beautiful.

Perfect creatures.

- [Girl] So what do you like to do--

- Ali.

- So what do you like to do, Ali?

- I like to get wet.

(light dramatic music)

- Don't look yet, don't look yet.

Are you ready?

It's a surprise.

Surprise!

You said you like to get wet.

(giggling)

(funky music)

(girl giggling)

Okay, I can take a hint.

(water splashing)

What are you doing?

- I'm listening.

- Listening to what?

- Your heartbeat.

Can't you hear it?

It's going faster and faster and faster.

- You're freaky.

Ali, Ali, where'd you go?

(heartbeat pounding)

(screaming)
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- I call upon the spirit of the water.

The malevolent presence from hell.

I know you're there.

I felt you.

You've infected me.

And loved me.

And the shark attacking the
swimmers, I know that's you!

That is your evil.

I know it is.

Show yourself.

Show yourself!

Yes!

Oh, God.

I can feel you.

Oh, come inside me.

Spirits, yes.

- [Cameraman] I don't get
paid enough for this shit.

- Yes.

Spirit come in me.

Yes!

(groaning)

Infect me, inside me.

(light dramatic music)

(suspenseful music)

(dramatic music)

- Hey, it's me Brianna.

Yeah, I'm at the park.

Followed that bitch Nancy
from Ghost Whackers here.

I know she's up to something

and I'm gonna expose that
bitch for the fraud she is.

(dramatic music)

(groaning)

(screaming)

Don't, no!

(dramatic music)

(man chuckling)

(suspenseful music)

- Holy shit!

No.

(gagging)

Oh, God.

She's still kinda hot, I'd still do her.

(horn honking)

- I told you 1:00 p.m. sharp.

Don't ever keep me waiting again.

- I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry, too.

- Holly, Michelle,
maybe I'm confused here.

I thought you both wanted
to be in Gamma Zeta Beta.

- No, we totally do.

- Absolutely Sheila, I
mean your sisterness.

- I'm not your sister, yet.

There's still one more initiation test.

- Another?

- If you think you can handle it,

but I'll understand if
you just wanna give up.

- No way.

- Never.

Wait, what's the last test?

- Are you both wearing your
swimsuits like I told you to?

- Yes, see.

- Great, buckle up girls.

This is gonna be a bumpy ride.

Get out both of you, and
leave your clothes here.

- So, is this a swimming test?

- Hm, something like that.

Do you know where we are?

- The beach?

- Not just any beach.

This is Paris Landing.

- Wait, isn't that where all the--

- Sharks attacks happened?

Good job, Holly, high five.

Low four.

- Wait, so there's a shark in the water?

- I don't know, maybe it
got bored and swam away.

That's what you guys are here to find out.

- [Both] Us?

- Of course.

You guys are gonna swim out
for exactly 10 minutes as far

as you can, and if you make
it back without becoming shark

bait, consider yourself official sisters

of Gamma Zeta Beta,
your favorite sorority.

What could be simpler?

Now, who's first?

- Can we come back yet?

- [Holly] Please.

- Oh don't be babies.

You're barely even wet.

I wanna see the waters up to your necks.

- But I'm scared.

- Well, boo hoo, I
guess you're not cut out

to be a sister, Holly.

- Come on, Holly, we have got to do this.

- I don't want to.

- It's just a few more minutes.

- Listen to her, Holly.

If you wanna be a sister
you've gotta get wet.

(screaming)

- I just felt something.

I just felt something, Michelle.

- It was my leg.

I accidentally bumped you.

Gosh, Holly, you can
not freak out like this.

- Five more minutes, ladies.

Ready to come back?

- No, we are going to do this.

- What about you, Holly?

It's okay to be scared.

I won't tell anyone your just a big pussy.

(screaming)
(shark groaning)

(shark crunching)

(door knocking)

(light dramatic music)

- I'm sorry to bother you, is
this where Ali Stevens lives?

- Do I know you.

- No, not exactly, but
it's urgent that I see her.

- You're not a stalker
or something are you?

- I can assure you I'm
not, ma'am, I'm a priest.

- A priest?

The last time somebody
said they were a priest

was at this bachelorette
party and he ended up

not being a priest if
you get what I'm sayin'.

- Well I can assure you I'm not a stalker.

- All right, well I just
have to ask 'cause see,

Ali gets a lot of those.

She has that look, if
you know what I mean.

All the boys love Ali.

- Emily, can you please sit down?

Look, I know what happened
to your friend, Ali,

and how she was attacked
by a shark three weeks ago.

- Everybody knows about that,

I mean it was all over the paper.

I mean, it was kinda crazy though, right?

A shark in this part of our town.

- Well, did you know
there was a shark attack

at that same lake about
a year ago this time?

- No, I had no idea.

- No, it was kept quiet.

That's why I'm concerned for your friend.

I was wondering if this is the
same shark that attacked her.

- What's a shark doing in a lake anyway?

I mean, don't they
normally live in the ocean?

- Normally, but we're not talking
about a normal shark here.

That's why I'm concerned for Ali.

- Ali's fine, I mean she was
healed like miraculously,

it was a miracle.

But this wouldn't have anything

to do with why she's
acting weird, would it?

- How weird is she acting?

- I don't know, it's weird.

She's like sleeping all
the time, never eating,

barely talking to anybody and
she's obsessed with water.

I mean everything has to do with water.

She has to be in it or around it.

It's almost like she's I don't know--

- Yes?

- F'd up, like a lot.

- There's something I need to tell you.

- What?

(muffled talking)
(carnival music)

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(car doors slamming)

(car engine rumbling)

(spooky music)

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(groaning)

(light dramatic music)

(spooky music)

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- Oh, shit!

(hissing)
(dramatic music)

- Demon, the power of Christ commands you.

(dramatic music)

(groaning)

I'm speaking to the demon
who possesses this woman.

Demon, do you hear me?

I order you to cease
your evil and corruption.

Demon, be gone.

- We're gonna need a bigger cross.

- Emily, stay back.

- What are you gonna do?

- I'm going to perform the
holy right of exorcism.

It's the only way to save your friend.

- Do you know how to perform an exorcism?

- Not exactly.

- What does not exactly mean?

- Well, I'm read the sacred
texts and they described

procedures for casting out demons, but--

- But, you've never actually
performed one before?

- What kind of demon are you?

Why are you torturing this innocent woman?

- Hurry, it's gonna kill her.

- Why should I, priest?

I like it here.

- Why are you torturing this woman?

Leave her now.

- She likes it, priest, she begs for me.

I can feel her body fill
with every inch of my poison.

I will destroy her.

- Hurry, help her.

- Only one thing can stop me.

- So you can be stopped.

- Of course.

Should I tell you how?

- Tell me.

- Come closer.

(roaring)
(vomit splattering)

- Damn you.

Damn you!

- No priest, damn you and
damn her for all eternity.

- [Michael] I'll kill you

- No.

Don't, you'll hurt her.

- Oh, sorry, forgive me.

- You have to remember
that's the demon talking,

it's not Ali.

Remember that.

- You're right, you're right, I'm sorry.

- Are you frightened priest?

Afraid you might kill this body?

'Cause I want you to.

I want you to destroy it,

so then your soul will be
damned for all eternity.

- I will not let you win.

Be gone, demon.

In the name of God.

- You want me to leave this body?

Then how about a little bargain?

- You'll take me?

- I think that's a fair trade.

Your body for this woman.

- Yes, okay, just set her free.

- Father Michael, don't do it.

Please don't.

- Too late, he must.

(dramatic music)

What happened?

Hey Emily, what's going on?

Who's that, who's that?

(screaming)

- Oh, my God.
- What are you doing?

Go away, get away.
- Ali.

(screaming)

(groaning)

(car engine rumbling)

(dramatic music)

(car door slamming)

(suspenseful music)

(airplane roaring)

(dramatic music)

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(screaming)

- Hail Satan.

(dramatic music)

(light music)

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- Emily.

Emily.

(suspenseful music)

Emily.

Emily, please tell me what's wrong.

- You don't wanna know.

- Yes, yes I really do.

- Forgive me.

(water splashing)

(screaming)

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