Savage Sisters (1974) - full transcript

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Billingsley's my name

and hustlin's my game.

You know there are three things

that get most people excited.

Sex, politics...

And money.

You know, I've been hustling



on this banana republic

for the last 10 years.

And believe me, if there's

a fast buck to be made.

Old bill knows where it's at,

don't he, baby?

Like the time that there was

a certain one million dollars

in u.S. Currency

right on this island.

General balthazar,

the self-proclaimed leader

of the last regime,

he was trying to get the money



off the island with the help

of a very ambition

captain morales.

Then there was malavael,

leader of the bloodiest band

of cutthroats that ever lived.

Man, they would shoot their own

mother for a million dollars.

Now you wouldn't think to look

at this young couple,

but the same million bucks

was doggin' their trail.

Jo Turner, an American girl,

and Ernesto Gutierrez,

a gorilla leader,

her bag was love,

his the revolution.

Now, her mission for him

was to find some help

and blow this bridge,

which was Ernesto's signal

to grab a million bucks,

enough loot to hire every

bandito in the country.

Rocco was an informer,

who worked for

the bandit malavael,

and his job was to make sure

that the women would not show up

at the bridge.

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The truck is here.

Outta the truck.

Where's the regular driver?

Sick.

I expected you at sunrise.

Sixteen foot speakers.

Take 'em or leave 'em.

One thousand pesos.

Keep it moving.

Keep it moving.

Move it, ladies.

The fruit is waiting.

Quickly, your lead.

Jo Turner: Did you get it?

Of course.

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Four miles from here,

a minute ago, they hit

a government convoy at 10:00 am.

If all goes right,

it'll be over by 10:05.

Your men don't move

'til we hear the bridge blow.

If it blows.

And I think girls are only good

for blowing one thing, man.

And it ain't no stinkin'

Bridges, either.

That bridge is the signal.

You wait for it.

You lawyers blow your signal

out your stinkin' ass.

You stupid, fidels.

Man, you don't know your asshole

from your ear hole.

You're way behind your debt.

Listen, scum bag,

this is our plan.

Our information and our cause.

We are in it together, huh?

Unless there's been some

kind of a change in plan?

Uh, is he mad?

Eh, he's not mad, he's happy.

Just wait for the signal.

Yeah, the signal.

Vamonos.

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[ Whistling ]

[ Laughing ]

We shouldn't be

without guard, page Ernesto.

We need fire power.

That convoy's carrying

one million dollars in cash

and without malavael

and his men, we couldn't

touch one fuckin' santavo.

Do you really think

we can cross them

to settle for a third?

If it was up to me, I'd kill

them all right after the rate.

We're not bandits, Raul.

Maybe we'll be sorry

we're not.

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The convoy will be

looking for an ambush.

Mei ling: That, ladies,

is where we come in.

Just before the attack,

we separate.

That's the part of the convoy.

And how's it done?

By blowing the bridge...

With this.

We blow the bridge

and then we split.

Remember, no one's programmed

to be a hero today.

So take no chances.

Got it?

Yeah.

Make sure you do

because it's a million bucks

in cash riding on it.

Johnny!

[ Gunshots firing ]

Ow!

[ Gunshots firing ]

That's enough!

Juan morales: Ruiz.

Ruiz: Sir?

Are there any men

in the building besides

that warehouse man?

No, sir.

Well, you take care

of everything.

You may lower your hands.

Allow me to introduce myself.

Captain Juan morales,

at your service.

Considering the circumstances,

I can understand

your lack of concern

for the social amenities,

but that's easily forgiven.

Or with you,

most beautiful ladies,

no introductions are necessary.

I know all about you,

as you may have already guessed.

Jo Turner, daughter of

admiral Lawrence crawdad Turner,

u.s. Navy, retired.

Now, the woman of

our next diablais.

But will she never leave there.

From your capitol

social register,

to my country's list

of subverses,

this accomplishment,

all in six months.

Such is the power of love.

Mei ling, hopefully

the last in a long line

of political fanatics.

Your late family was

well respected by my superiors,

and myself.

Where are your men?

No comment, pork chop.

So, you are

the representatives of

the people, their liberators,

and we are the oppressors,

the pork chops.

How do you think

we found you here?

An accident?

Nah.

An anonymous phone call

from one of the people.

Save yourself some pain,

my beautiful little saboteurs.

Tell me where to find your men.

You're pissin' in the wind,

little man.

Get them outside.

I will ask you again,

where are your men?

[ Giving orders in Spanish ]

[ Giving orders in Spanish ]

Need I ask again?

You can stick it up your ass.

Both of them.

I will give the command.

[ Giving orders in Spanish ]

There's more than one way

to skin a pussy.

Load these two in the Jeep.

Come on-- move it.

All right-- all right.

I'm going.

Inside.

Stop shoving me.

Who could've tipped

that bastard?

Nobody know we were

gonna use that warehouse.

Our men knew and malavael.

It just doesn't make sense.

We get popped

and there's no signal.

No signal, no attack, no money.

I just can't buy that

it could be one of them.

We both knew.

And we're still alive.

It could be one of US.

It's possible.

So, when they kill you

and don't kill me,

then you'll know I'm the rat.

Meanwhile, I'd like to know

what really happened

and where Ernesto is right now.

On the run, or a prisoner

like US, or dead.

Shut up.

Now listen, pretty comrade,

listen very well.

The revolution needs Ernesto.

It needs you and me

and everyone who believes in it.

But it will go on no matter

what happens to him or to US.

Now you listen,

I am in this for only

one reason, because he is.

If anything happens to him,

you can squat on

your revolution.

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Please, gentlemen, relax.

We have support

behind and ahead.

Entire route is being

combed for ambushes.

Glory is upon US.

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[ Explosion ]

The bridge!

[ Crashing ]

Fire!

[ Guns firing ]

The money!

The money!

We're taking the money!

[ Gunshots firing ]

[ Gunshots firing ]

[ Gunshots firing ]

[ Gunshots firing ]

Pepe, they still

don't want to give it up.

Disconnect their

stinkin' hands.

Go ahead-- open it.

[ Laughing ]

[ Cheering ]

Well, I guess this is where

we make the split.

Yup.

I guess this is where we blow

your stinkin' heads off.

[ Speaking Spanish ]

[ Shouting ]

Nincompoops!

We travel in style now.

Inside this case is

one million u.S. Currency.

No more groveling for thieves.

Besides, we have

a schedule to keep.

Get these stinkin' bodies

out of here!

May I have a light?

Yes!

Never take your wounded

with you.

They only slow you down.

I got matches.

We better move it, pepe.

The troops are right behind US.

What about the bitches?

Vamonos!

Now you're gonna sing

for me, loud and clear.

Ah, I-I swear to you,

on the grave of my mother.

My-my grandfather.

I touched no one.

I'm innocent.

Sergeant Jackson: Cut

the jive.

But I speak the truth.

I swear I do.

No, no, please!

You raped six girls.

Six helpless girls!

Not one over 15-years-old.

You're gonna pay for that.

You are gonna pay for that.

Mercy, mercy.

Look, I tell you the truth.

I like men.

Have it your way.

I like your way better anyway.

Sergeant Jackson,

major Ortega wants to see you

in her office right away.

All right.

Now, you're gonna sign

this confession, or you will

never get another chance to use

the little dick you've got.

I wanna see a lawyer.

Please.

A lawyer,

you're not gonna need.

No.

No.

No, no!

No, no!

[ Screaming ]

Major Ortega: Hope I didn't

interrupt anything touchy.

Things are a little tense,

but I think it

came off all right.

Sergeant Jackson,

special sections.

This is captain Juan morales,

six arraignment

combat unit.

Pleasure to make your

acquaintance, sergeant.

At ease.

Major Ortega tells me

you're most effective

at interrogation.

I do what I can.

I have just brought

in a pair of subjects for you,

two every important young women,

both hard core

insurrectionists.

What we want to know is this,

where are their

male counterparts?

And we want this

information immediately.

I'm in criminal

investigation, captain.

My subjects are always

and have always been men.

Men of the service.

This is rather

a special case, sergeant.

An insurrection,

just in case you haven't heard,

is also a crime.

I'll see if they've got

anything to say, captain.

Ruiz, major Ortega

and I would like

a conference in private.

So if you'll excuse US.

Of course, captain.

Hasta luego.

Hasta luego.

When she gets them to talk--

We haven't got much time.

Jackson's good.

When those women talk,

I have my promotion.

Major morales,

perhaps colonel morales.

And you think you're worthy

of such an important position,

you silly little coward.

Please, don't talk

to me like that.

Why not?

You are a coward, and you like

to be treated like a dog.

Please, don't-- please.

Isn't it true?

Aren't you a dog?

No.

Yes.

Yes, you are.

No, I'm a man!

You're a dog.

A sniveling, whipped dog.

Stop it-- stop it!

Aren't you?

No!

Aren't you?

Tell me you're a dog.

I'm a dog.

What kind?

[ Whimpering ]

A whipped dog.

Then lick me.

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Cut it.

That's what you get when

you mess with the wrong ass,

corporal-- you get burned.

But searg--

shut the mouth-- out.

Would you be so kind,

ladies, step inside.

Well, Mei ling, you finally

got your yellow tail busted.

That's right, little girl,

me and your girl scout friend

know each other pretty well.

Real well, in fact.

We used to be what you

might call, co-workers.

We were whores in

the same house.

So now she dropped down

to being a pig.

Yeah, I've been

a lot of things.

And now I'm a heavy duty pig.

But you two, standing here

in jail, about to get

your asses kicked, or probably

shot off in the morning.

So what does that make you, huh?

A little easier

in the mind, probably.

Sweet baby, you're so wrong.

Mei ling, you remember saying

something about me once?

You said I had a twisted

kind of integrity.

I hated having to sell my ass,

but it didn't keep me from being

the best whore in the house.

Well, now I'm a cop

and I haven't changed one bit.

We're so proud of you.

I knew you were gonna

take that attitude.

I've got one more thing to say.

One way or another,

you're gonna talk,

so why don't you do it

with the least hassle

and the least pain?

Our people know

we've been captured.

They will have moved, so there

is nothing to tell you.

That makes sense, but it

makes no difference.

They didn't put me here

to use my judgment.

I am here to make you say

what they wanna hear.

And that's what's gonna happen.

Now, I suppose I can put

you through the usual

interrogation routine.

Warm up with a quick

little beating,

then straighten you out with

a heavy jolt of electricity,

then maybe tear

your fingernails out-- you know,

the basic run of the mill shit.

But, with you two, I think

that would be a waste of time.

It's all gonna be

wasted, bitch.

That's dumb, but I'll

have to take your word for it.

So, you'll skip part one

and move to part two.

And even I don't get

a charge out of that.

Oh, shit.

Now she's gonna kill US

with tenderness.

Yeah.

Her first.

On the table.

Sit down.

Pigs, leave me alone.

Don't move.

Don't do it.

Tell her-- I've got nothing

to say about it.

Have yourselves a ball.

Steady.

Don't be a dead chump.

Go fuck yourself.

After you, baby.

[ Alarm sounding ]

Stay here and do nothing

'til I get back.

What the hell is that?

A general alert,

you clumsy shit.

An escape?

How the hell should I know?

General balthazar!

Oh, damn.

Once an irritating

political problem.

Now, like so many dead flies.

The revolution has been,

how do you say--

snuffed.

Indeed, captain.

A victory for our army.

Selflessness of men

and victory for our p.R.

P.r., sir?

Public relations, captain.

Press relations.

Captain, you've taken the last

of the rebel leaders, alive.

Think of the press coverage.

Two beautiful subverses.

No doubt.

The fire against the backdrop

of these corpses.

A sunrise execution.

Sensational.

Our names will travel

the globe.

Matron Ortega.

General.

Schedule an immediate

press conference.

I want to present the captives

to the media of the war.

Yes, sir.

Morales, follow me.

I want a word with you.

Jackson.

Once in everyone's life,

there comes a golden

opportunity-- and yours,

may be close at hand.

Sir?

The revolution is dead.

Which is wonderful.

But, and here is something

I do not want to give

to the press.

Trust me, general, trust me.

Malavael and his bandits,

we have a corpse to prove it.

They attacked and escaped--

which is terrible.

Escaped, captain!

With one million dollars

United States currency

belonging to our government.

We just got the straw fake.

Morales, this is your chance.

Find malavael and the money.

Do this and I can promise

that you will no longer be

captain morales,

major or even colonel.

My general,

but I am most undeserving.

That's neither

here nor there.

I am a general.

I wear ten stars.

I promise you, if you're

successful, you can have

a star of your own.

A star?

A star.

You'll have malavael

and the money.

Godspeed, general.

General, you suppose it

would be possible for me

to have, uh, a photograph

taken with you?

Well, why not?

Ruiz, quickly!

Sorry, sir.

[ Music ]

Must've been a rough game.

Yeah, we are just waitin--

[ reporters shouting ]

Let them through.

All credit must go

through the offices of

men of our army

with the street foreplay

and beat 'em bust.

Did you say foreplay,

general?

Uh, we can trust.

Oh, shit.

[ Reporters shouting ]

[ Crying ]

Leave her alone.

Help-- help me!

Jo, stop it.

Stop it, Jo!

Oh!

Leave her alone.

She doesn't know

what she's doing!

Cut that shit out.

Jo?

Jo?

[ Speaking Spanish ]

Jo, are you listening?

Yeah.

Malavael has set US up.

He must have gotten away.

And I'm the one that talked

Ernesto into using him.

There is no use

thinking about that.

I was for it, myself.

And now, Ernesto's dead.

But that's all behind US now.

We've got to think of a way

to get out of here.

We're running out of time.

I know.

Jo, are you still with US?

No.

That's over for me now.

I'm gonna kill malavael

if it's the last thing I do.

[ Music ]

Oh!

Shh.

[ Moaning ]

[ Music ]

Right on time-- right on.

Well, ol' buddy, I promised you

an aviator and I got you one.

Yes, sir, one of the very best.

Old Jake here,

he flew 50 missions

over the hump in ww2.

Is that not a fact, my man?

Hubba, hubba.

Fuck the hope!

Can that Turkey fly?

Like an eagle, baby.

Like a bald ass

screamin' eagle--

shut up!

Mr. Billingsley told you

my fee?

Five thousand.

And a thousand for me

and my staff.

I know the price.

Small tortillas, pepe.

Green back salad,

my favorite dish.

Watch out!

[ Guns firing ]

[ Music ]

[ Indistinct ]

[ Guns firing ]

It's an aviator, huh?

[ Gun firing ]

You!

You double crossing coward.

Hey, now put that thing

away now.

You're thinking crazy thoughts.

Now, look.

I can dig how you could be,

but you shouldn't-- no sir.

Now, I almost got myself killed.

Look, look, my man punjab,

he almost had his bell rung.

Hey malavael, we're friends,

we've been doing business

together for years.

Now, why would I wanna try

to rip you off?

One million u.S.!

I didn't know that's what

you were taking off the island.

You told me to get you a pilot

and a plane-- that's what I did.

How did he know?

Jesus Christ, malavael,

I don't know-- I swear it.

Hey, hey look, keep my fee.

Keep the thousand,

I'll get you a boat.

I'll get you off here today

for nothing.

No!

I'm going to get

my own stinkin' boat.

Take this!

Vamonos, muchachos!

Gah!

Bye-bye.

Ya'll take care now, ya here!

Ya'll come back!

Nobody but nobody treats

winslow Pete billingsley

like that,

especially that taco vendor.

Well, am I right or wrong?

[ Moaning ]

Listen, the last thing I need

right now is a lot of

shit out of you.

Now, that refried asshole

is in the possession of

one million dollars cash money,

and I aim to get my share,

which by my count, is all of it.

Now, come on.

[ Music ]

Billingsley.

I called first,

but your line was out of order.

Your mouth is

out of order, boy.

Hey, I could get it chopped

off for sneaking in here.

If you recall matron Ortega

and yours truly are no longer

on speaking terms.

That's what you get

for practicing unnatural acts.

Mama, anything that's

possible is natural.

What's on your twisted mind?

You didn't come here for that.

Not entirely.

Baby, I sure had

a rotten day today.

You know, I could express myself

a whole lot better if I had

some of the hot water to

kinda soothe my aching muscles,

you know.

Yeah.

It's all yours.

Hands off, mother, or your ass

is ham and I'm the slicer.

Well, at least let me touch

some of that smoke.

Well?

Simple.

I'm gonna make you rich,

old lady.

With capitol ducks.

Talk straight

or don't talk at all.

Jo Turner and Mei ling,

they can lead US to

one million dollars cash money.

You want me to keep talking?

Proceed.

Those dead revolutionary

yo-yo's, that ain't

the whole story.

They hit the convoy

with malavael,

then malavael hit them.

You can guess

what happened next.

Malavael up and lifted the cash.

Morales did split in a hurry.

He's the competition,

sweet cakes.

Malavael never made it

off the island.

Now, according to my sources,

he's waiting around for a boat

with enough power to get him

outta the channel.

You want me to bust

the prisoners out?

US.

Who else we gonna get to help US

get the million dollars gone?

The police?

The armed forces, maybe?

Come on, baby.

We dropped outta

the same kinda mold.

Just different color plaster,

that's all.

Now, you ain't about to let

that money get away.

Those chicks will be shot

in the morning.

We move tonight.

Tonight?

You've got me straight, baby.

In more ways than one.

Good evening, matron Ortega.

General balthazar,

what a surprise!

No word from morales yet.

Oh, what a shame.

And the prisoners?

Might be kinky, but then

three-on-one might be

too much to handle,

even for you, general.

Why, general.

I'm shocked!

Are you surprised?

Of course.

Then you are shocked, huh?

Yes.

Ha, I'll bet you are.

Open up.

Hello, sergeant.

What brings you by so late?

None of your

fucking business.

Twenty one gun salute,

general.

But, of course, Ortega.

Now, I wish to see

those prisoners.

Yes, sir.

I'll have them sent over.

No, no, we go there.

In the cell?

Not too early.

I'm also a master of camouflage.

Can I see your orders?

Get the hell off that fat ass

and open up this goddamn door.

Now!

Open up.

You two, out.

You, in.

You got it, sisters,

this is a bust out.

Put 'em on.

Just fake it 'til we get

past the guards.

Well, come on.

I don't have time to

patch things up.

So, if you have any doubts,

now is your chance?

What happened to that

twisted sense of integrity?

Nothing-- I just resigned.

Excuse me, matron, a question

about the duty roster.

This won't take a minute,

general.

Jackson, what is this?

Out processing.

Arrest them!

You men, over here.

[ Guns firing ]

[ Sirens blaring ]

[ Guns firing ]

[ Guns firing ]

[ Explosion ]

You and Jackson

call for a cab?

You're right on time.

[ Guns firing ]

[ Guns firing ]

[ Music ]

A quarter of a million

a piece.

That's the deal I signed up for.

A nice little nested egg

for a retired service woman.

But very small potatoes

for our revolution.

My, my, my I'm gonna

worry myself to death over that.

Make it a half million,

Mei ling.

Malavael is all I want

out of this.

You're giving her your share?

Going home to my people

with a quarter million dollars

in cash would only make

the IRS happy.

I don't know what to say, Jo.

Save it.

As long as we're marching

shoulder to shoulder with

god's gift to panting womankind

over there, we're all

jerking ourselves off anyway.

Billingsley?

Mmm-hmm, that Dixie hustle

would sell you out once

for every buck and you know it.

Come on, look.

You seem to be forgetting,

he laid his ass out on the line

to bust you out.

Mm-hmm, with good reason.

Last night, he told US that, uh,

malavael was trying to get off

the island on a plane that got

fucked up and is now looking

for a boat.

Now, how would he know that

if he wasn't right in there

with him?

Read the writing on the wall?

He's playing all the instruments

in the band.

You're right,

we can't trust him.

When we get the money,

the four way split he talks

about will be a one way split.

And all in his favor.

Look, you know how I feel

about money,

the more I got,

the more I wanna spend on me.

Only, I don't like the idea

of screwing a fellow hustler.

All right.

Let's give him a little test,

and if he loses, at least he can

say he got the best screwing

of his cheating life.

Twenty-four,

twenty-five,

twenty-six,

twenty-seven,

twenty-eight,

twenty-nine--

hi.

Good mornin'.

I'll be with you in a minute.

Just as soon as I finish

my workout.

Eighty-one,

eighty-two--

little tired this morning.

Last night kinda

took it outta me.

Eighty-three.

I could never tell.

Eighty-four.

Well, I try to stay in shape.

You know, healthy mind,

healthy body.

Just love a well-toned body.

You do?

Yes.

The muscles get so hard.

Uh, excuse me.

Honey, that muscle

developed naturally.

All by itself.

Billingsley,

you saved my life last night,

and I couldn't think of a better

way to show my appreciation.

It's the thought that counts.

What's the matter, baby?

You wouldn't tell the others,

would you?

I mean, I wouldn't want them

to think I was trying

anything devious.

Not a word.

Promise?

Now, baby,

you remember what I said,

don't you?

What you said, what you did,

I only hope you meant it.

Every sentence, honey.

It's just the three of US:

You, me, and the money.

Nobody else.

Seven, eight,

nine, ten--

hmm, your body's beautiful,

but the bread's even prettier.

Let's get going.

As soon as I finish

my constitution.

Eighteen.

As soon as I knock off 150,

we'll be ready to roll.

Twenty.

It's been a long time.

I've almost forgot

how good it feels.

Take your time, baby,

refresh your memory.

All those chicks are out cookin'

breakfast, I kinda thought

it might be a good idea to

tell you how much balls

you showed last night.

Ah, excuse me a minute.

We showed those two-bit

army peckerwoods how a real

down home bust out was tossed,

didn't we, babe?

Billingsley, come here.

Mmm, billingsley.

Baby, exercise is good,

but I always did prefer

team sports.

Now, baby, you remember

what I said, don't you?

What's that coming

and always you're going, ya dig?

Hey, baby.

You blew my mind,

but I didn't lose my head.

I meant every word I said.

It's just the three of US:

You, me, and the money.

Nobody else.

And twenty-one.

Two, three,

four,

five--

I'll be ready to go in

another 25-- just a flash.

I'm in no hurry.

We better get on the case

or malavael--

it's still very early.

And I thought that since we will

be working together, we should

get to know one another.

Oh, you do?

Excuse me.

Now, you remember what I said,

don't you, baby?

Of course.

You're with me?

Forever, I wish.

Then you've got it.

It's just the three of US:

You, me, and the money.

Nobody else.

Ye-ha!

What a night, huh?

Just like the fourth of July

all over again.

Man, what a show.

Hot, huh-- pretty hot, huh?

No doubt about it.

Now, all we gotta do is bop

on down to the waterfront,

grab malavael, unburden him of

the money, and we're home free.

That's right, billingsley.

That's all we have to do.

Hey, come on.

Quit puttin' me on.

I know wouldn't--

fuck me over like this.

We're grateful for you for

giving US a hand, last night.

And for what you did

this morning,

it wasn't so bad either.

That's why we're not gonna

burn your shifty ass.

[ Moaning ]

No, it's-it's just a joke.

A little prank.

Don't let the rock fall down,

or your hat will blow away.

You know, billingsley,

you look kinda sexy

all tied up like that.

Yeah?

Well, I used to think I'd let

all of you pee in my face

just to see where it came from,

but hell, not anymore.

So long, friend.

It's been real.

Hey, come on,

they'll bust my ass out here.

You can't leave US like this.

We're helpless.

You, helpless?

No way.

After I got you away clean!

You got no fucking gratitude!

Punjab, my man,

can you believe this shit?

[ Grumbling ]

Bitches.

[ Music ]

So, you speak the truth.

Malavael seeks a boat.

You see, I would not

lie to you, cap-i-tan.

Of course, not.

That's why our government

rewards cooperation

from its citizenry.

Thank you, cap-i-tan,

thank you.

Ruiz.

Sir?

The reward.

Certainly.

Congratulations.

Thank you, thank you.

Captain,

with this information--

I will be general,

and you, ruiz,

will be general z and a captain.

You mean--

I will have my star.

And you will have your bars.

Oh, cap-i-tan!

Hey, Vic, I've been lookin'

all over for you, man.

I need pegleg's boat.

It's not available.

There's some money in it

for you.

Now, how soon can you set it up?

No boat.

There is no boat.

Jesus Christ, Vic.

Come on, man.

I never let you down.

I gotta have that boat.

All right, you want the boat?

You have to talk to

pegleg, himself.

All right,

I'll talk to pegleg.

So, who's got it?

A guy with patch over his eye

made a deal with pegleg.

Malavael?

Yeah.

Shit-- wait a minute.

Wh--what time did

they leave here?

Three o'clock.

You're wasting your time.

Yeah, you're right, man.

I'll get my own boat.

Captain morales, please.

Morales?

Billingsley.

Ju-just hold on a minute.

Look, how'd you like to

get your hands on that

million bucks?

Yeah, I thought so.

No, today.

Well, sure I know where it is.

Just wa-- look, wait a minute.

I get twenty-five percent,

right?

All right, we got a deal.

Yeah, all right, meet me

at the pier at three o'clock.

You got it.

[ Music ]

[ Music ]

I don't believe this.

Quit bitchin'.

You want to find malavael,

don't you?

This is ridiculous,

I mean, look at US.

This is absolutely ridiculous.

I don't understand--

will you cut it out?

This is absolutely the most--

shut yo' mouth!

[ Music ]

If we don't see him in here

we've gotta get to

the back room.

[ Music ]

Jackson, baby!

Fuckin' a, it's been a year

and a day!

Where have you been keeping

that tight body of yours, huh?

Somewhere too far that's been

keeping me from you, honey.

Friends of yours?

Just associates.

Mei ling, Jo, meet Victor.

He's a bouncer

in this establishment.

Say, you ain't seen malavael

around here, have you?

Why do you ask?

Son-of-a-bitch gave me a dose,

and I'm here to collect

for the doctor's bill.

He is a filthy one,

ain't he?

You seen him?

I just came on duty, honey.

He might be out in back.

Or, maybe you wanna come out

in back with me, huh?

Still outta commission.

What about my partners here?

They're new into training.

Tight as a mitt.

You want 'em, boys?

Okay, go on and take 'em

out in back, and it's on me.

This is an old friend of mine

and if she can't walk,

she's gonna dance for me,

right?

She's one of the best

strippers in town.

Whatever you say, baby.

Come on.

[ Music ]

Put another record on.

[ Indistinct ]

[ Applauding ]

[ Cheering ]

[ Music ]

[ Music ]

Take it off!

[ Music ]

[ Music ]

Now what?

We check the rooms.

[ Music ]

Take it off!

Well, shit.

If you're gonna start

without me, forget it.

[ Music ]

This is stupid,

we're gonna get busted.

[ Indistinct ]

She was terrible.

Yeah, you never saw his wife.

[ Music ]

Hey.

Come on.

[ Music ]

Let's get the hell

outta here!

Arrest those women!

[ Shouting ]

That door over there!

[ Shouting ]

What's going on?

[ Groaning ]

Give me money!

Give me money!

Give money!

Money.

Money.

No!

I like to do that.

Why won't you let me do that?

Pepe?

What?

We got it, we got the boat.

What?

It's on the water.

Let's go.

Pepe!

What?

I want to cry.

Out!

No more of this bandito shit.

From now on, it's my life

in big cities.

Come on, girls,

line up for your presents.

[ Screaming ]

[ Gun firing ]

Ha-ha, you needed only

one bullet last time!

Stinkin' bitches

wouldn't stand still!

This is it, pepe.

Pegleg's streamer.

Pegleg's streamer?

Who the fuck is pegleg?

We're sitting ducks out here.

He's on his way.

On his way?

He's on his way!

You going to start this

stinkin' boat without him.

Here he comes now.

Where?

I don't fucking believe it.

You better fucking

believe it if you want

to get off this island.

Let's see the color

of your money.

You got the keys to that

stinkin' tub?

You got the cabbage?

Freaking army bastard!

Holy shit, we've got company.

[ Guns firing ]

[ Guns firing ]

Cover me!

You bastards!

[ Guns firing ]

[ Explosion ]

[ Guns firing ]

If morales gets

his hands on that money,

we'll never touch it.

True.

Now?

Let's wait for an opening.

Cover the back!

I said the back!

The back of the building!

Cover the back!

The back!

Now.

Okay.

[ Guns firing ]

Hey, wasn't that billingsley?

Half!

Third!

Half or nothing.

You gotta stinkin' deal.

Go ahead, let's go!

[ Guns firing ]

They're getting away!

Quickly!

[ Explosion ]

Look out!

Fuck 'em,

this ain't no crosswalk!

Cap-i-tan,

I want promotions.

We almost went

all the way, ruiz.

Camera, quickly,

while we've still got light.

[ Music ]

[ Music ]

Turn a left-- make a left.

Dammit, dammit, dammit.

That son of a bitch ruined

my Panama, stole my money,

and wasted my man, punjab.

Now, I'm really pissed.

Which way did they go,

you jive time Turkey?

Hey, for a quarter,

I can tell you

exactly where they went.

To a boat with a full crew

that'll take them to a plane

and I know just where

the plane is and I'm the dude

that put it there.

Hop in, stud.

You've got a deal.

No double cross.

Parish the thought.

So long, ol' timer,

and thanks!

[ Music ]

Hold it, hold it, hold it.

Back up right, turn here.

But, this is the way

to the beach.

So is this,

but this leads to the boat.

Let's go.

[ Music ]

[ Music ]

Very nice of that

Kentucky fried shit for brains

to provide such

fine transportation, huh.

But pepe, maybe this boat,

it does not exist!

Eh, this is

your ticket to ride.

Money talks,

nobody walks.

Come on!

[ Music ]

Yee-haa!

Hey, boat, over here!

[ Music ]

Hey!

Yee-ha-ha.

Whoo!

Drop 'em suckas!

[ Gun firing ]

Well, I do believe this!

No, I was just telling

my friend, one-eye, how we have

to find you girls to give you

your share of the money!

Yes.

Step away from that green,

chump.

Now, drop the rest of

the hardware.

Nice and easy.

[ Indistinct ]

Shh!

Over here.

Move it!

Okay, far enough.

This is the end of the road

and I'm personally gonna

put you over the edge.

Start digging straight down.

You see what

they're doing to me?

I chase these girls all over

this island to give them

their share of the money,

and what do they do?

They stick a stinkin' gun

in my stinkin' back.

Is there no trust

left in the world?

What am I going to do?

Dig!

Dig?

Dig.

Dig?

[ Music ]

You killed my man

and my friends.

Take your time and think

about it before you die.

You didn't have to go to

all this trouble.

No.

I could make it up to you.

This stinkin' bitch

is going to do it.

Yes.

Well, I-I guess this is where

we take the money and run.

Yeah.

I guess this is where we take

the money and run.

I believe I heard

that one before.

I could've told you that.

All right, nobody moves,

nobody gets hurt.

But this money belongs to US.

Don't take another step,

dammit.

I don't like to hurt women.

Billingsley!

Say, um, would that be

a giant step do you suppose?

Or a teeny step

ol' bill here's got in mind?

Don't push me now,

I'll do ya.

Billingsley, I got

a deal for ya here, man!

Ah!

Billingsley!

All right, come on,

that's enough.

Always check your clip

before firing.

Empty, huh?

Story of the man's life.

Always shootin' blanks.

Hey!

Billingsley!

Thirty-two...

Thirty-three,

and thirty-three,

and thirty-three.

Why not?

Okay by me.

Just to show

there's no hard feelings

here's $10,000 for a new suit

and a fresh start.

Makes the division even.

Three hundred

and thirty thousand a piece.

Six hundred and sixty thousand

for you.

What-- you're giving

that kind of dough away?

I got what I wanted.

How about you?

You gonna donate to

the revolution?

Nope-- I still gotta get

what I want.

Hey, we better split

before that boat out there

gives up on US.

You know, I was just thinking

about that money you gave me.

Yeah, billingsley,

I know you were thinking.

Here's your car keys.

[ Music ]

Well, I guess you need

a lift.

It would help.

Would you like for me

to carry your gear?

No, thank you.

You know, you're gonna need

some help getting that

revolutions of yours

back on track.

Now, I've never been into

politics myself,

but I do know people.

With all the money you've got,

we could do a lot.

A helluva lot.

As a matter of fact,

I've been thinking.

I've got some great ideas.

[ Indistinct ]

Remember US at the beach house?

I felt like you and I had

a relationship then

and we started to develop.

It's just a matter of US

getting together

under the right premise.

[ Music ]

[ Music ]