Same Difference (2019) - full transcript

It really makes
you think, you know?

I mean... why not?

Why shouldn't I just...
live my life

however it is
that I wanna live it?

If I wanna have a drink,

then maybe I should
just have a drink.

What difference does it make?
What does it matter?

I spent so much time for so long

trying to do the quote unquote
"right thing."

Maybe it was all for nothing.

It's like if...
something makes you happy,



and you aren't hurting
anybody, then what's the harm?

Because of drinking,
my wife has already left me.

My kids don't talk
to me anymore.

Uh, clearly I have
nothing else to lose,

so I just figure
if I'm going to die,

then... maybe I should
die with a smile on face.

Right?

I should be out on a beach in
Hawaii or... or, I don't know,

climbing the top of a mountain,

or sitting in
a strip club somewhere.

Anywhere else but here!

I guess I just...
I wish I had more time.

That's it.

Thank you, Steve.



♪

So everyone, uh, we have
someone new joining us today.

It's Tonya, correct?

Yes.

- Hi.
- Welcome, Tonya.

Welcome, Tonya.

So I forgot to ask you
when we were on the phone,

how did you hear about us?

Oh, um, I was just...

- Those are cameras, right?
- Yeah.

Yes, we find it best
to record our sessions

in order to ensure that
we have an accurate record.

Okay, I'm not really
comfortable being recorded.

Do you mind turning
them off, please?

Of... sure.

Um, Charles?

Um, okay.

Thank you.

So, uh, why don't you,
uh, continue?

How did you hear about us?

Oh, um, I was just...

I was just wondering

if what I've been
feeling is normal,

and obviously it's not.

Yes, it is.

Okay. Common.

It's not... common.

So I was doing some
research on the internet.

And, um, that's when
I found your group's site.

Well, great.

We're glad to have you.
Right?

Um, can you tell us exactly
what you've been feeling?

Um... it's difficult
to put it into words.

I mean... uh, I don't know.

How would you describe it?

Oh, well, um, out of
all of us, at the moment,

Steve is the only one
who's leaving soon.

The rest of us are here

to better understand
this phenomenon

to try to prepare
ourselves for it and, um,

to provide comfort
for our fellow members

when their time approaches.

Okay, so, um...

how would you describe it,
Steve?

- Like I'm fucking dying.
- Yeah.

Please forgive Steve.

As you probably already know,
this can be an especially

difficult process
for some people.

Yeah, sure,
I... I get it.

But, uh,
from what I can tell,

you seem to be taking
it pretty well.

I think I'm in denial.

I mean, it doesn't
really make sense.

And yet, here you are.

Do you... know how much
time you have left?

Feels like a few days.

Steve, please.

When did it... first dawn upon
you that you experienced this?

I'm sorry. Wait a minute.

I just wanna make
sure that I'm clear.

So out of everyone here,
Steve and I are the only ones

who know that we're dying?

- We're all dying, Tonya.
It's just a matter of when.

- Okay, but...
what makes you believe us?

Believe it or not, human
beings, biologically speaking,

are extremely instinctive.

Many of us just
take it for granted.

Our bodies tell us when
we're about to get sick,

when we're about to yawn, when
we have to go to the bathroom

in one minute versus one hour.

Since our ability to predict
these things is so instinctive,

why would our deaths
be any different?

Right. Well, I guess
that makes sense.

Uh... is there anyone in
the group who's passed?

Two.

How did they die?

Cardiac arrest.

Heart attack.

Both of 'em.

So...

what do I do now?

Whatever the fuck you wanna do.

Tonya, it's pretty
much up to you.

But if you want my advice,

I, uh... I think you should
look at it like it's a gift.

I know.
That sounds strange.

But not everyone is
fortunate enough to know

exactly how much time
they have left.

And you have been given
a rare opportunity

to live your final moments

doing whatever
your heart desires.

Don't squander it.

♪

Yes.

I have a reservation and
I need to make a change.

Initially I asked for
a queen-sized bed.

I'd like to swap it
out for two doubles.

Okay, great.

No, that's it.
Thank you so much.

Okay.

Au revoir. Bye.

We did it.
Yeah, we did it.

Wish me luck, Lucy.

- Yeah?
- Hey, Sis.

- How ya been?
- What do you want?

Well, I wanted to ask you
about a couple of things.

Do you mind if I come in?

Yeah. I mind.

Oh, oh, okay.

Uh... well, um, I've beenthinking
about this for a while.

And, um, I think this whole us
not speaking thing

for such a long time
is kind of silly, right?

So I was hoping that we could
get together and, you know,

- talk through it.
- We're talking right now.

Right, but I was hoping
that we could go elsewhere.

'Cause, you know,
it's gonna be kinda hard

to work through some stuff
standing in a doorway.

Yeah, well, it's gonna be
pretty tough for us

to solve anything between us
standing anywhere.

Well... can't hurt
to try, right?

How about this?
How about I just, um,

make us dinner later,
and you come over,

and I'll make your
favorite, seared ahi.

You mean your favorite.

You love it too.

- Yeah, no thanks.
- Wait, wait, wait!

Shauna!

Come on, we're family.

I gotta go to work.

Well, if you change your
mind, the offer still stands!

♪

♪

♪ 750 on the lake house

♪ Quarter milly on the Lamb

♪ Heard you're hating
on a nigga pockets ♪

♪ No, I'm not working
with no man ♪

♪ 3-point-5 on a yacht

♪ Just to show 'em
I ain't playin' ♪

♪ South Beach ♪

♪

♪ Mr. Jones, you ain't
playin' with him ♪

♪ Why you do the
guards like that ♪

♪ See, they were messin'
'round with my paper ♪

♪ I had to do the
guards like that ♪

♪ Keep a goon on the payroll

All right, Judy, let's roll.

♪

♪

♪

♪

Are you Judy?

Yeah, what took you so long?

- Are you Tyler?
- Yeah, that's me.

- Dude, that shit was bananas!
- Where are we goin'?

Can you take us to Tartine
on Layton Avenue, please?

I just need to get
to Third and Crescent

as fast as possible.

Hey, can you just do me a favor?

Head downtown?

I'll get you the exact
location in a second.

Have you guys been
to, uh, Tartine before?

I hear it's really great.

Yeah, I know.

I've been dying to
literally go for weeks.

Yeah, I told her I'd take
her on our anniversary.

Anniversary. Nice.

Congratulations.

What's that smell?

Oh, I think I had some passenger

- spill something back there.
- Smells like alcohol.

Are you drinking?

- Dude, hurry the fuck up.
I'm in the car.

I gotta give it to my driver.

Female.

Eh... nah, not really.

I'd say, like, five,
maybe six on a good day.

Well, I
can't make any promises.

Are you serious?

- Mm, are you?
- Mm-hmm.

Mm!

What's in the cup?

Coffee.

Coffee? Really?

I'm sorry, what do
you think you're doing?

- Look, I'm not stupid.
Give it to me.

Oh, tempting.

Mm. Really tempting.

Shit, I'd
still hit it, though.

Yeah, that's not saying much.

Nah, nah, I'm not trying
to wipe this one up.

All right, man.
I'll check you in a few.

Hey, you got a phone charger?

Get out.

Get the fuck out!

Unbelievable.

You know, you should
be ashamed of yourself.

And you
should go to hell!

- Damn drunk.
- Don't hurt yourself, bitch.

"Give it to me."
Are you fucking kidding me?

Like I'm five.

Fuck you.

♪

♪

Ugh.

Hello?

This is she.

About what?

No, that's not true.
I would never...

That's not true!
It was just coffee!

Because she was harassing me.
She didn't give me a choice.

What?
So just like that?

What?!

She's lying!

Okay, so when do I get to
tell my side of the story?

Eight weeks?
Are you kidding me?

I can't sit around for eight
weeks 'til you have a formal...

Right.

No, yes, I'm sure you are.

Fucking ridiculous.

Fuck!

Shit.

Fuck!

Yeah. Hey, Simon.

It's Shauna Keating.

Been better. Yeah.

Unfortunately I locked myself
out of my apartment again.

I was just wondering
if you're, um, close by,

you could let me in.

Whoa.

Three hours?

No, don't feel bad.

It's not your fault.
No, it's fine.

I'll just... I'll go to
a movie or something.

Yeah. Okay.

Thanks so much, Simon.
Bye.

Fuck!

Fuck.

Shauna. Hey.

I'm so glad you came.
Come on in.

Uh... the food should be
done in just a little bit.

Uh, why don't you have a seat?

Listen, um,
the only reason I'm here

is because I locked myself
out of my apartment

and it's gonna be a few hours
before they can let me in.

- Well, that's okay.
Um, whatever I can do to help.

You just let me know, okay?

- All right?
- Yeah, thanks.

So can I offer you
something to drink?

You want some water? Soda?

You got any wine?

- Yeah.
Uh, I think so.

Um... hey, Shauna, you know,
I'm not really comfortable...

- Don't... start with me.
Not today.

I know. I just don't think
it's a good idea.

Tonya?

Not today.

Okay, red or white?

White.

You know, um, it's
a shame that we don't have

each other's keys to
the apartment, you know,

when stuff like this
happens for emergencies.

Uh-huh, yup, it's a shame.

Here you go.

So... how you been?

You been good?
I mean, you look fabulous.

- Please don't patronize me.
I just got off work.

- I know I look like shit.
- No, not at all.

I mean, you look healthy.

Fatter.

- I didn't say that.
I said you look healthy.

You look well.

So... you just got off work.

You still managing
at the restaurant?

Yeah, I'm still there.

You still like it?

- It's fine.
It pays the bills.

Aww, I think someone likes you.

Hello. What's your name?

- Her name's Lucy.
- Hello, Lucy. I'm Shauna.

You've, um... you've had her
for, like... three months.

I've seen you walking
her outside, right?

Yeah, that's right.

I've had her almost
three months.

I, uh, rescued her from
the animal shelter.

What made you do that?

Lonely.

I've been lonely.

So, um...

you're working
at the restaurant.

It's been busy?

I mean, it's been busy,
but, you know, not too busy.

I just remember this time
of year it would be crazy

'cause of all
the tourists in November.

Yeah, it's picked
up a bit, you know,

but not so much that I'd
notice 'cause, you know,

- I'm used to it, I guess.
- Yeah.

I remember you used to just
work those crazy hours.

I don't know how you did it.

Well, crazy.

So... are the hours
a little better now?

Yeah, they're better.

Oh, is, um... oh...

Is that waiter...
Does he still work there?

Jared?- Mm-hmm, yup, he's still there.

I used to have
such a crush on him.

Is he still dating that...

What the fuck is with
all these questions?!

What? What are
you talking about?

I lost my job six months ago.

Is that what you
want to hear me say?

- No!
I... I didn't know.

- I'm sorry.
- Yeah, right.

You've probably known
this whole fucking time!

- Shauna, I didn't know, okay?
I... I'm sorry.

- I was just making conversation.
- You know what?

I don't even wanna
be here anymore.

- No, Shauna, listen!
I... I'm sorry, okay?

Honestly, I didn't know.

I'll stop with all
the questions, all right?

The food's almost ready,

so let's just sit down
and have a meal together.

Okay?

Please?

Fine.

You always did know
how to push my buttons.

Well, you know, we argue
because we love each other.

We argue 'cause we annoy
the hell out of each other.

- That too.
- Mm.

Speaking of annoying,

Tommy reached out
to me again last month.

- Tommy Latimer?
- Yup. He emailed me.

Wow, he's still doing that.

Just like clockwork.

So, what did you say?

Nothing.

I didn't respond.
I never do.

Shauna, maybe you should.

I mean, I understand
why you didn't at first,

but it's been a long time.

It might help you to
talk about it with him.

I'm trying to
forget, not remember.

Shauna...

no matter how much
of that stuff you drink,

you're not gonna
be able to forget.

You need to stop
blaming yourself.

That's really
easy for you to say,

because nothing
is ever your fault.

You set off a reaction
that kills everybody

who's close to you...

then you can talk
to me about blame.

Listen, I know things
have been shitty.

Really shitty.

But Mica's death
is not your fault.

Mom's death had
nothing to do with you.

Dad's death had
nothing to do with you.

You didn't set off
a chain of events.

They're all unrelated, okay?

It's just... it's
shitty fucking luck.

I'm here, okay?

I'm your family.
And I wanna help you.

- I don't want your help.
I didn't ask for your help.

Look, I appreciate your concern.

But, you know, I'm fine.

I'm not perfect.

I'm getting by.

Why did you lose your
job at the restaurant?

- Exactly.
You don't even have to tell me.

Fuck you.

Shauna, you're
an alcoholic, okay?

You need help.
You're an...

Excuse me.

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

You shoved me out.

Do I need to remind you
of all the reasons why?

There was the one time
that you lost your keys.

And the building
manager tried to let you

in your apartment.

What's going on?

But you
puked on yourself,

and you bit him in the calf,
and you wouldn't let him go.

So he had to bring you to me.

Then there was the time when
I was on my way to the airport.

And I opened the door, and
thereyou are passed out on the porch,

dressed in a kilt,
a bra, and a Santa hat.

♪

Shauna.

And then there was
my personal favorite.

When you decided
that you would bet

the scary-ass neighbor
down the street $1,200

that you could eat a whole bag
of marshmallows in 30 seconds.

I didn't wanna
shut you out, Shauna,

but you gave me no choice.

The drunken messages,
the threats of violence,

constantly wondering
if you were even alive?

I couldn't take it anymore.

I had enough.

- Then why am I here?
Why did you invite me over?

Because it shouldn't
be like this.

I mean, we're all the
family that we have, really.

I wanna help you.

How can I help?

I lost my job again today.

I need a job.

Oh.

What?

I thought you were gonna ask
me to help you find a meeting

or go to rehab or something.

Tonya, rehab doesn't
work for me, all right?

I just... I need to
keep my mind occupied.

Okay.

So, um... you know, maybe...

maybe you could give me a job?

Maybe I could work at the...
At the crafting studio?

Shauna, it's a
children's crafting studio.

I know.

I'm not sure that that's
the best place for you to be.

- You don't trust me.
- I trust you.

It's just things are
very uncertain right now.

And if you have a slip-up,

the last place you need to be
is around children.

You can understand that.

Look, if... if you need money
for rent or... or... or food,

just let me know.

And if something happens to me,

I just... I want you to know
that the money from the studio

is gonna go to you so
you'll always be taken care of.

Tonya, what's
gonna happen to you?

Okay?

I don't need to
be taken care of.

I need a job.

All right, so I'll help
you find another job.

I just don't want you to worry
about money right now, okay?

I have something for you.

♪

I missed celebrating
ourbirthdays together a while back,

so I wanted to
make it up to you.

Happy birthday to
my favorite Gemini.

Thank you.

A plane ticket?

To Paris? For what?

- We can go together.
I have one too.

To Paris? Tomorrow?

How long have you
been planning this?

Originally I was
gonna go by myself.

But then this morning I thought

it would be so great
if you went with me.

- I can't go.
- Yes, you can!

I mean, just think about
when we were little.

We always wanted to
go to Paris together.

Besides, who knows when

we'll have an opportunity
like this again?

Tonya, I'm not going.

Why not?

Because I can't
afford it, all right?

I have to stay here
and look for work.

Well, I told you,
I'll take care of it.

It's my treat.

How many times do I need
to tell you this, okay?

I don't want a handout!
Okay?

I don't want you to treat me.
I just wanted a little help!

You know what? What
the fuck is wrong with you?

Paris? Really?

What do you think I'm
gonna wanna do there?

Drink!

First you give me a lecture
about how I need to change

my life and stop drinking.

And then you wanna drop me off
in the middle of a place where

all I'm gonna wanna do
every second

of the fucking day is drink!

You're right. I'm sorry.

I don't know what
I was thinking.

- You're fucking ridiculous!
You know what?

Stay the fuck out of my
life 'cause I'm better off!

Good one.

Tonya!

Tonya!

Tonya, will
you open the door?!

Tonya!

Open the door!

- Open the door!
- I know you're in there!

What, you're just
gonna shove me out?

You're gonna shove me
out like you always do?!

Huh?!

Fucking bitch!

Hey, we're sisters.

You wanna help me, right?

Yeah, just, you know, that's...

Why don't you help me?
Why don't you help me?

When you come out here,
I'll fucking tear you!

Come out here and help me!

Help me!

Come out here!

Let's go!

Let's go. Come on.

I'm packed. I'm ready.
Let's go to Paris!

Let's go!
Let's go to Paris!

I... I got my passport.

Yeah, I'm... I'm ready.
I got my passport.

I got packed.
I'm ready to go.

We can go anywhere
you wanna go, Tonya.

Get out here, bitch!

Get out here!

We can go anywhere you wanna go! Right?

Because we could go
anywhere because I'm ready!

I'm ready!

I could go anywhere
except your studio!

I'm not good enough
to go to your studio.

We can't go to your studio.
I don't want your help!

I don't want it!
I don't want your help!

I just want a job!
I just want a job!

I just want a job, Tonya.

Open the door!

Open the door.
Open the door.

Open the door!

Please?

Please open the door.

Please open the door!

Please, Tonya.

Please open the door.

Please open the
door, Tonya, please.

♪

Miss Keating.

How are you today?

To be honest? Not great.

Just having some family issues.

How's everything else?

- I don't know.
That's why I'm here.

You tell me.

Everything
looks pretty good.

You're sure?

Your organs are
working perfectly fine.

Okay, well, um... we
have to keep looking,

because that's not right.

There's something
that's going on.

And, like, I feel it right now.

So these tests are wrong.

Something's... something's not...

Please, if... if you
just listen to me...

I need you to listen
to me, okay, Dr. Knight?

Because what
I'm trying to tell you

is that I know thatthere's
something wrong with me.

And I'm not... I'm
not ready to die.

- You are not going to die.
- I'm too young to die.

And don't patronize me.

I need you to... to
retest me or something,

because I need you to help me.

I'm here to help you.

I'm here to help you.
I need you to calm down.

Now, you are not
gonna die, okay?

You are perfectly healthy.

And as long as you
maintain a healthy diet,

you'll be with us
for a very long time.

Obviously something
is bothering you.

So why don't you explain
to me exactly what that is?

It feels like there's
something sitting on my chest,

like I could collapse.

And I can't catch my breath.

Given
your test results, uh,

symptoms that
you're experiencing

are most likely due to stress.

What you're saying is it's
just... it's all in my head?

Whatever's bothering you,
whatever's stressing you out,

just leave it alone
for a little bit.

I'm gonna write you
a prescription

for the chest pains.

But my guess is if you
take a little vacation,

you're not even gonna need it.

It's gonna be okay.

Look! Okay.

Come on, let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go for a walk.

Come on!
Lucy, let's go.

Come on, momma.

Let's go.

- Hey!
- What's up?

How are you?

- Good.
Good to see you.

- You too.
- How's Lucy doing?

- Oh, good.
- She's good.

Um, I was hoping I would run
into you today, actually.

- I have a question for you.
- Yeah, what's up?

Uh, do you dog sit or do you
know of somebody who dog sits?

- I... like, for Lucy?
- Yeah.

Uh, yeah, I could
probably do it.

- What, you heading out of town?
- Yeah.

Um, I haven't been feeling...

I might be moving.

And, um, I'm not sure
if where I'm going,

they're gonna allow pets.

So I actually may need to
find a new home for Lucy.

- Oh, you're leaving?
- Well, hopefully not.

But, um, if I do, I was
just trying to be proactive

and have something
lined up just in case.

Uh, really...

Oh my god!

- Oh my god!
Are they okay?

Lucy?

Lucy! Lucy!

Lucy!

Lucy!

Lucy!

Hey!

Lucy!

Hey!

Lucy!

Come here.

Hey, hey, hey.

What are you doing
out here, huh?

What are you... what are youdoing
out here on your own, huh?

How did you get out here?

You're too cute to be
out here by yourself.

Where's your mom?

Hey, you hungry?

You want something to eat?

Let me see.
What do I have?

Can't have chips.

Here, want a carrot?

Want that?

Lucy!

Lucy!

Oh my god.

I was so worried.

- Hey.
- Hey.

There was a car accident
down the street.

It scared the mess
out of both of us,

and she just took off running.

I didn't know what
happened to you.

Don't scare me like that, Lucy.

I just walked out and she was
sitting out here, all alone,

safe and sound.

Thank you for
taking care of her.

No problem.

Um... listen,
about last night. I...

- Shauna.
You don't have to say anything.

Yeah, I do.

After everything
we talked about.

Okay.

Anyway, um, I know that I've
said I'm sorry a million times.

And it's probably gonna
sound hollow right now, but,

um... I am sorry.

You didn't... deserve that.

And I had no right to do it.

Now, we're gonna get into
arguments from time to time,

but that doesn't
give me the right...

to unleash my anger
all over you.

It's not fair.

And, uh... I want you
to know that I know that.

You know, it's gonna
be naiïve of me to say

that it's never
gonna happen again,

but... Tonya,
I'm gonna do my best

to make sure
it never happens again.

I'm sorry, really.

I know.

I know you're trying.

Okay.

Shauna?

Do you wanna come inside?

I can make us a snack.

- You sure?
- Yeah.

Okay.

- All right.
Here you go.

Thanks.

So... how bad was the accident?

Oh my god, it sounded
like a bomb went off.

It scared the shit out of me.

Was anybody hurt?

- You know what?
I don't even know.

Like, as soon as Lucy took
off, I took off after her.

Does that make me a bad person?

- Oh my goodness, no.
You love your dog.

You don't want anything
to happen to her.

It makes you normal.

I guess if somebody were hurt,

Sebastian would've
called an ambulance.

Who is Sebastian?

He's this guy who lives
in the neighborhood.

He has a really
cute little dog too.

We see each other when we
walk 'em from time to time.

- Oh, okay.
So he's your friend.

Yeah. I mean, you know,
there's this whole subculture

with all the people who
own dogs in the neighborhood.

We see each other,
we talk, we hang out.

So yeah, I mean, I guess
you could say we're friends.

Is he cute?

Oh yeah, he's very cute.

Why?

Are you on the market?

I mean, you know, I could be.

- I don't know.
- I had no idea.

When was the last time
you were on a date?

Uh, I don't know.

I mean, I haven't
met anybody new

since I left
the restaurant, so...

Okay.

Well, maybe it's time
we get you back out there.

Oh, wait a minute.

Is this a bad idea,
like the Paris trip?

What do you mean?

Well, I mean, Shauna,
are you ready to date?

Or... is being back out there
gonna trigger your drinking?

I don't know.

But, you know, I don't
wanna lock myself away.

- I wanna live life.
- Okay.

So let's create a Findr profile.

- Findr?
- Yeah.

It'll take five minutes.
It's really fun.

- Give me your phone.
- Mm.

What did I just say yes to?

Let me ask you something.

Um, have you been
feeling all right lately?

- What do you mean?
Like, do I have a cold?

- Uh, no.
More like have you had any,

um... discomfort in your chest?

- Chest pains?
- No, no, not like that.

Just, you know, it's kind
of there, it's not there.

It's hard to describe.

- Is it serious?
Have you been to a doctor?

No, I'm fine.

I just wanted to know if you've
been feeling all right lately.

I mean, I've been sober
for a couple of hours,

so the only thing I feel right
now are withdrawals, you know?

But before that, you would've
probably had to hit me with

a cement truck
for me to feel anything.

Okay, right.

All right, well, never mind.
I'm fine.

Uh, and by the way,
your password is Lucy.

Okay, cool.

All right, now we
need a profile picture.

And you don't have any personal
pictures in your phone.

Okay, that's weird.

I'm gonna take a
picture for you.

- No, no, hey, hey!
What?

You know I don't like
having my picture taken.

Plus, I look like shit.

- No, you don't.
You look good.

Can we just do this part later?

Don't be a baby.

How about giving me the
phone, I'll take a picture of you,

and we'll use the picture
of you temporarily?

No, we're gonna take
a picture together.

Okay, ready?

One, two... cheese!

- Ahh! I like it.
It's cute.

Okay, now we just need
a personal statement.

Oh my god, I'm so
regretting doing this.

Shauna, it doesn't
have to be cheesy.

Okay, so, you know,
come up with something.

No, you gotta give me something.

Well, okay, since we took
a picture of the two of us

together, we should probably
saysomething about us being twins.

Okay. So how about...

hashtag #ClonesHaveMoreFun?

Yeah, that's good, except for
the fact that every guy that

hits me up is gonna
ask about a threesome.

Okay, you're right,
that's... yeah, no,

let's scratch that.

How 'bout #CloneNotlncluded?

- Alright, I like that.
- Okay.

See, it's good.

"Included."

Okay.

You know how it works, right?

Yeah, you swipe right if
you're interested, right?

Yep.

Okay.

No. No. Ew.

Oh, okay.

Nah.

What's wrong with that last guy?

His teeth were
too big for his face.

Oh my God.

No. Mm, no.

Oh no.

Nope.

Mm, maybe.

Okay, so no. No. Huh-uh.

Maybe, no.

Yeah, okay.

Yes. Nope.

All right. Yeah, no.

- Hello. Ew.
- Shauna.

Shauna, slow down,
it's not a race.

I'm just... I'm having fun.

So, what happens next?

I mean, how do you know
if there's a match?

Oh, okay, well,
if there is a match,

it looks like this.

Ooh.

You made a match with him?

He's cute, right?

He's handsome. Is he nice?

Oh, I don't know.

I haven't met him yet.

Well, what are you waiting for?

I mean, I've just
been busy with stuff.

It's funny though, he did ask
if we could meet up tonight.

Well, what'd you say?

I haven't
responded yet.

What is wrong with you?

Text him back.

Why don't you go out with him?

No, what?

No, huh-uh.

- Hmm-mm.
- Why not?

You're obviously
attracted to him.

Tonya, he's interested in you.

Shauna, we look the same.

He has no idea what my
personality is like, okay?

It's the same thing to him.

I don't know.

Come on, he could be perfect.

I'll text him right now.

Oh my God, okay.

Okay.

All right. "Ah, sure...

just let me
know when and where."

Smiley face. Send.

Smiley face?

Oh my God, I can't
believe I'm doing this.

I don't even have an outfit.

Oh, you can borrow
something of mine.

I'll help you get ready.

All right.

Hey, I'm not wearing beige.

Yeah!

Yes, yeah! Come on, let's go!

That was like
a whole 'nother decibel.

Jesus.

Okay, look up for me.

You were always so much
better at this than I am.

Yeah, well, it's like
looking in a mirror.

Really? You're still using
that same corny-ass joke?

- Uh, I couldn't help myself.
It's been awhile.

Yeah, it has.

You know, I wasn't
gonna bring this up,

but I gotta tell you, I'm
still worried about you.

Oh my gosh,
really, Debbie Downer?

What?

It's just, you know, I mean,
we're sitting here together,

and it feels like everything
is normal between us.

Okay, well, that's
a good thing, right?

Yeah, but how can I not worry?

I mean, you're okay now,
but would you be okay

if something happened to me?

Like what?

I don't know,
like...

what if I got struck by
lightning, would you be okay?

You're the one being
struck by lightning.

Would you be okay?

You know what I mean.

It's like every time
something happens,

you blame yourself and you
spiral out of control.

"Every time something happens,"

is that what we're calling it?

Tonya, our little brother shot
himself in the face

because I wasn't
paying attention.

And then mom and dad died
basically

of heartbreak because of it.

I'm not talking about that.

I'm talking about me.

If something happened to me,

would you spiral
out of control again?

Yeah, probably.

I mean, especially if
it happened to you.

Listen, you and I are connected
in a way I can't even describe.

So, if something
happened to you,

it would be like...

losing my right arm.

Yeah, I know.

You know,
when we weren't talking...

it wasn't that bad for me.

I mean, mostly because
you're a pain in my ass.

But also because...

when you're happy,
when you're sad,

when you're depressed...

I can feel it.

It's like I know what's
going on with you.

I'm not going through
this life by myself.

I'm going through it with you.

So, if something were
to happen to you...

yeah, I don't know
what I would do.

Yeah. I know.

All right, so, you know,
don't get struck by lightning.

I'll try.

Okay, come on, make me pretty.

Yeah, no.

I like that one.

I have something better.

Oh!

Tonya, it's a dinner date,
not a cocktail party.

Okay, but first impressions
are important.

I haven't seen
some of this stuff in ages.

Oh wait, you got me
a surprise for our birthday,

and I ruined it.

So, I got you something.

You didn't
have to get me...

Just close your eyes.

You really didn't
have to do this.

Sssh.

Okay, open up.

You said we should have keys
to each other's apartments,

you know, for emergencies and...

I want you to have this.

I mean, you know,
it's nothing snazzy,

but it's the little
stuff, right?

It's perfect.

Thank you.

Shauna, hurry up!

I'm coming, relax.

You don't wanna be... late.

Wow! You look hot.

I do, don't I?

Oh my goodness.

Cameron isn't gonna
know what hit him.

Not bad, right?

Are you ready?

Uh, yeah, about as ready
as I'll ever be.

You really do look great.

Thank you.

For everything.

Hey!

Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Uh, you're boring.

Ah!

Bye.

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can I get you anything?

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One glass of water.

Let me know if you
need anything else.

Thank you.

Really, a water?

Come on, pretty woman
like yourself,

you deserve something special.

Two Old Fashions, Nori.

Uh, thank you,
but, uh, I'm good with water.

You haven't even tried it yet.

Just trust me, it's
gonna change your life.

Yeah, not in a good way.

All right, your loss.

Just one. Just make it one.

No problem.

- I'm Ty, by the way.
- Shauna.

Shauna?

You look like a Shauna.
That's funny.

You ready to have
some fun tonight?

Had a few of those already, huh?

Maybe a couple.

Just a couple.

Now, I hope this
isn't the reason why

I find you so attractive.

The beer googles.

Could be.

You know, I never trust
myselfwith the googles on.

My biggest fear
is that I'm gonna end up

hooking up with a dude.

You're not a dude, are you?

- Huh?
- Could be.

Hey, hey, fuck it.

I'd fuck a dude if
he look like you.

For real, like leather jacket,

- zippers, everything.
- You know what?

I'm actually meeting a friend
in a little bit.

So, you might wanna
try somebody else.

It's nice meeting you though.

"Nice meeting you though"?

Wow, okay.

You know what?
You don't have to be rude.

I'm just trying to have
a conversation with you.

No, see, you're not
making conversation.

You're being obnoxious.

Wow, okay.

You know what? Um,
I bet, first of all,

you can't even spell
"obnoxious."

Why you pretty women
gotta be the same?

Like you the worst one.

You think you better
than everybody else.

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I've been nothing but nice
to you ever since

- I walked over here.
- "Nothing but nice"?

You call me a dude.

I didn't call you a dude.

I asked you if you were a dude.

- It's the same thing.
- No, it's different.

See, watch this.

Are you a bitch?

Because you are
acting like a bitch.

Now, at no point did I
call you an actual bitch.

Are a bitch?

Then, I made a statement.

You are acting like a bitch!

Oh shit.

Tonya?

Oh my God.

Uh, yes.

Are you okay?

Other than being a little
embarrassed, yeah, I'm fine.

We don't have to stay here.

Like we can do this later.

We can like postpone it
or go somewhere else?

We're here. I mean, let's
justpretend it didn't happen

and try and have a good time.

You sure?

Okay.

Let's have a good time.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Whoo, all right.

So... so where you from?

Um, actually, not too far here.

I grew up just
south of Torrance.

A local?

Uh, you don't hear
that too often.

Did you like it?

Hello, my name is Tammy.

I'll be your server for tonight.

Hi, Tammy.

Have you guys had a chance
to look at the menu?

Um, actually, no, not yet.

Yeah, we need a
little more time, please.

Would you like some
drink orders before I go?

I'll have a Scotch on the rocks.

What would you like?

I'll just have
a glass of water, please.

You wanna get a bottle
of wineand we split it?

Um, actually, I don't drink...

anymore.

You know what? I'll have
some water, as well.

What? No,
you wanted a Scotch.

It's... it's fine.

I was actually thinking I
should do

- the healthy thing tonight.
- Oh.

- Let's do water.
- You sure?

Absolutely.

Okay, uh, two waters.

Got it, two waters.

Be right back.

Thank you.

She is cheery.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

No, I know, I just wanna
make sure that you know.

Yeah, I wanna be open and
upfront about everything.

Okay.

That's fine.

Bye.

That was damn good, Lucy.

So you don't drink?

Huh?

Earlier, you said that,
uh... you don't drink anymore.

Yep.

Is anything that
prompted that decision?

Yeah, it's probably
because I'm an alcoholic.

Oh, wow.

You don't hear that
on a first date too often.

I'm sorry, Cameron, I just... I
wanna be open and upfront

- with you about everything.
- Thank you.

I... I respect that.

How long have you been sober?

Um, a little less than a day.

A day?

You're supposed
to be encouraging.

Oh my God, yes, you're right.

Um, okay, a day.

Hey, hey, a day.

Look, you gotta start somewhere.

Exactly.

Actually I know somebody from
college that really struggled

with alcoholism, so I get it.

Every day's a new opportunity.

So, I'm sorry, and
congratulations, sincerely.

- Thank you.
- Absolutely.

So... was there like a specific
reason why you said

like "I'm done drinking?"

I mean, yeah, there
were many reasons,

but I think the main one is I... I
just wanna be a better person.

I've just done a lot of things
to hurt people in my family,

hurt my sister, especially.

And, um, yeah, I don't
wanna be that anymore.

I want something different.

Wow.

That's great.

I mean, really, it can't
be easy to say that.

- Okay, so enough about me.
- Okay.

Um, do you have any deep,
dark secrets you wanna,

you know, get off your chest?

Uhhh, okay.

Um, recently, I lost
a lot of weight.

- Really?
- Yeah, yeah.

Well, not recently, like
a year ago, I lost 80 pounds.

Eighty pounds, wow.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay, so was there
like, you know, a reason,

a moment where you realized
that you had to like lose the weight?

I had a heart attack, yeah.

Holy moly.

And I'm not even 35 like...

That must have
been really scary.

- Terrifying.
Yeah, I know.

But, you know, in retrospect,
it made me go to the gym.

I went vegan.

I got my life together.

And I'm now 80 pounds
lighter to talk about it. Yeah.

Wow.

So, I mean, it sounds to me
likeit was a blessing in disguise.

Yeah, I guess
you could say that.

So, are there are any...

before pictures of...

- No, absolutely not.
- ... chubby Cameron?

- There's absolutely not.
- There isn't?

Really, not anywhere...
I didn't take any photos.

- Never?
- Never.

Let me see.

- No judgment.
- No judgment.

- You promise?
- I promise.

- I...
- Don't.

- You're very cute. Yes!
- No, don't do that.

- Stop. Stop.
- No.

Chubby Cameron is very
attractive, before and after.

Well, thank you.

- You're welcome.
- Thank you.

Okay, I... I have a question.

I'm scared now, what?

So, who gets more
play with the ladies?

Chubby Cameron or thin Cameron?

Chubby Cameron
versus thin Cameron?

I would say... it's interesting... I
would say that thin Cameron

attracts women that are
prettier on the outside,

and chubby Cameron attracts
women that are prettier on

the inside, with you being
the exception to that rule.

Okay, well, we just met, so
there's no way you could know

that was true, but I hope to
live up to that declaration.

You will.

So, which moment was it
that made you feel it?

The moment that I punched
that guy in the face?

Or the moment I told
you I'm an alcoholic?

Both.

And I... I know... I probably
sound really crazy right now.

Yeah, you do
sound very, very crazy.

I know, but...

there's something special
about you.

Your strength, your openness,

your vulnerability, your beauty.

Such a light.

You're special.

Wow.

That was amazing.

But oh yeah.

Oh my gosh, really?

Mark?

Mm-hmm.

You know you have
to go home, right?

Jesus.

Hasn't even been
30 seconds already.

I was pretty clear that
I needed my space tonight.

But you weren't
exactly clear as to why.

I mean, I was just here
a couple of nights ago.

And it seems as
though you like me.

That's what I wanna believe,
but maybe it's just the sex.

- Maybe that's it.
- No.

No, it's not just the sex.

Then what's the problem?

I wasn't gonna tell you, butl'm
probably gonna go away soon,

and I just... I don't think it'sa
good idea for either one of us

to get attached.

When were you gonna tell me?

As soon as I knew
one way or the other.

Well, you let me know
when you find out, all right.

Thank you for understanding.

I really hope you stay.

Yo, Lakers... suck.

No, man, Clippers all day.

You don't understand
howhappy I am to hear you say that.

No, Tonya, had you said
you were a Lakers' fan,

it would have been
a deal-breaker.

For sure, for sure.

We should go to a game.
That'd be dope.

You know what? There's
something I need to tell you.

Okay.

Why so serious?

Don't punch me in the face.

No, this might be worse.

Um, okay, so how do I say this?

Um...

I'm okay with kids.

I'm not Tonya.

Who are you?

What do you mean?

I'm Shauna, Tonya's sister.

Her twin sister.

You're for real?

- Yeah.
- What?

Okay, so earlier today,
she was trying to show me

how the Findr app works.

And she was showing me
herprofile, and I saw your picture,

and I kept going on and
on about how hot you are.

And she just thought it would
bea good idea for me to go out

and get out of the house
and go on a date.

And so she text you back and
made arrangements to meet you,

except it's me who showed up.

And I'm sorry, because, um,
we didn't mean any harm.

But I should have... I should
have told you earlier.

So your name is Shauna?

And you have your twin sister
named Tonya,

who's been texting
me this entire time?

So I've been texting
a complete different person?

Yeah, no, listen,
I know it's stupid.

And it's... it's childish, and I
don't blame you if you don't

ever wanna go out with me again.

You are full of surprises,
I'll tell you that.

You're mad.

Okay, so, um, I get it.

So, we should
probably get going.

Yeah. Yeah,
we probably should.

But, I mean, before we leave, I
guess I need to get your number.

Wait, what?

Well, if I've been texting
Tonya this entire time,

and you're Shauna, then I
guess I need Shauna's number.

Yeah.

So you're... what?

You're not mad?

Listen, no harm, no foul.

Nobody got hurt.

And you said I was hot, so...

Look, like I said earlier,

I am a no stress,
drama-free kind of guy.

If that works for you, I'd
love to take you out again.

Okay.

- Cool?
- Yes.

Yes.

Lucy, come on,
it's time for bed.

Get in your crate.

Hey, don't ignore me.

Get in your crate.

Go on. Go to bed.

Lucy! Really?

You are such a spoiled
little princess.

Okay, you win.

But can you not snore
tonight, please? Please?

Okay. All right,
let's get to your side.

Thank you for dinner.

I really enjoyed myself.

I had an amazing time tonight.

Maybe we can do it
again next Friday?

Yeah, on Friday sounds good.

- Friday works?
- Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Have a good night.

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Ooh.

Ow.

Ow.

I'm not so sure
this is a good idea.

I acknowledge that there are
definitely some risks involved.

But if I can manage to avoid
some of the obviously pitfalls,

I think this could
be a very good thing.

I don't know. "Newsline"...
They're just gonna slant

this whole interview
to make us all look crazy.

We're not negating that.

We're just saying that

everything
has to start somewhere.

When Pythagoras said
theworld was round instead of flat,

everybody thought he was crazy.

When the Wright Brothers said
they were going to build

a machine that flies,
everyone called them crazy.

The point is, whenever you go
against conventional

way of thinking, people
will call you crazy.

But you can't let that stop you.

History...

History will prove you right.

Tonya, welcome back.

Hey, Janice, how you feeling?

I'm good.

How are you?

Oh... I feel great.

Okay.

You know, it may be the best
that I have ever felt

in my whole life.

Glad to hear that.

And you know why, Janice,

it's because I'm not dying.

That's good.

Oh yeah, you're
damn right that's good.

You people told me I was dying.

You let me think
that I was dying!

We never said you were dying.

We just declined to dismiss
yourbelief that you were dying.

I went to my doctor, who
toldme that I was perfectly healthy.

And I insisted that he do
test after test after test.

All yielding the same result!

I'm fine!

That's great, Tonya.

I'm happy for you.

We're all happy for you
that you're not dying.

I just don't understand what
you're trying to do here.

Are you mad at us?

This group... all of you, this
is... this whole thing is a hoax!

- Tonya...
- No, you're delusional.

This idea is
completely delusional.

What kind of cruel person lets
somebody think

that they're dying?

- What is wrong with you guys?
- Steve died!

What?

Steve died.

The man who you
met in our group, who was

experiencing the same
phenomenonthat you said you were.

Yeah, he's dead.

So, was he delusional or...

Monica, enough.

Enough.

When did Steve die?

Shortly after you met him.

Later that night.

What happened?

Cardiac arrest.

It's just like all the others.

Charles, can you please
turn off the camera?

Cha...

I'm sorry.

I had no idea.

And I shouldn't
have come in here

and dumped all over you guys.

I...

I owe you an apology.

It's fine, Tonya.

Please, have a seat.

So, the good news of the day
is that you're feeling better.

- Correct?
- Yeah.

I, um... I woke up this morning,

and the pain and the heaviness

that was on my chest was...

completely gone.

Interesting.

Well, tell us more about it.

Being better informed about how
to correctly distinguish, um,

between this phenomenon would
be a huge step

in the right direction.

Okay, um, well, last night,

I... I had a bacon cheeseburger,

because I thought that's
the last thing I wanna eat.

Way to go, Shauna.

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Shauna? Shauna!

Shauna!

You're cold.

Come on, wake up, Shauna.
Shauna, wake up.

Wake up, baby.
Shauna, wake up.

Shauna, wake up.
Shauna, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, please,
don't leave me, Shauna.

Please come back,
Shauna, please.

Shauna.

I mean, you and I are
connected in a way that

I can't even describe.

It's like I know what's
going on with you.

I can feel it.

I'm not going through
this life by myself.

I'm going through it with you.

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Okay, why don't we just take
a second and talk to Tonya.

Sure.

Tonya, it's to my
understanding that although

you have not experienced this
phenomenon directly,

you're claiming to have
experienced it

through your twin sister?

Yeah, that's right.

How so?

Um, well, the night
that my sister Shauna died,

I woke up with
severe chest pains.

I mean, it felt like
my heart was on fire.

And I happen to
look at the clock,

and it was around
3:20 in the morning.

And later, the coroner
determined that that was

approximately my
sister's time of death.

Really?

Yeah, and then the days
preceding her passing,

I had been experiencing
frequent chest pain.

And they were deliberating
and excruciating.

It's the truth.

Her medical records confirm it.

I went to the doctor to try
to determine why I was in

so much pain and what
was happening.

And my doctor ran test aftertest,
and he could find nothing.

There was no reason.

So, the fact that Shauna

died of heart failure
that same night...

Okay, so in your case, it's
not as much about you

as it is about your twin sister.

If this was about
Tonya, unfortunately,

she'd no longer be with us.

- Yeah, but...
- Gloria,

we're not claiming
to have all the answers.

We just want to open up
a dialogue and have people

consider the idea that
somethinglike this is possible.

That we as human beings
are capable

of a lot more than we thought.

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