Sam yan jo sai gai (1992) - full transcript

What color is good for the bedroom?

How about yellow?

Not so good

What about pink?

No!

Pasted Blue?

Oh! Always get stuck with colours

You're so picky, why don't you choose one?

OK. Green then?

Green bedroom? Are you crazy?

Sometimes I can't stand Alex



How can he stand out of the preparation?

I can't image

how he would be after setting married

So give him a good lesson

You shit!

You know his boss has just migrated to Canada

And Alex look over the business

It's understandable that

he's got so busy recently

Busy? So you do all the stuff

And getting so weary?

I've made up my mind from now on

I've to be the woman behind a successful man

I want to talk to Mr. Lui



He's not in, I'm his wife

See how eager you want to marry him!

There's still a week to go!

You haven't paid the
management fee for several months

Also, all these bills are past due

Really?

Didn't the ex-tenant settle them?

You rent this flat?

We bought it last year and pay
the installments from the rent received

Oh shit! We've just re-occupied it last month

So many bills to settle!

Rates, telephone, electricity

Home installments and the car!

I'm busy!

Madam the line has been disconnected

OK! Thanks!

Hurry up! This thing is heavy

It's here, not enough space

Going straight! Don't be too pushy

It's too heavy. Let's put it down first

It's new bed! Please take it with care!

Hey!

-Please sign here.
-Me?

OK. Alright

What? He's not answering your call

He's busy, OK, give me. I'll sign it

Thanks!

Hey! Aren't you guys
going to take it in for me?

Our truck is downstairs, you pay the ticket?

Even you're willing to pay
we've to go for another job

What?

Well, he's busy!

That's not what I mean

If you don't understand you can ask me

But you're busy!

Well, you could ask me when I'm not so busy

OK. I'll try once more

See how he speaks after becoming a boss!

We can't blame him it's my fault

Certainly it's not your fault. Oh, I get it!

The boss is getting married
and you're love-torn

So you're so absent-minded!

You go to hell!

Don't play around just because you're leaving

OK! Done?

We won't be here if it's done!

I'll be on the plane tomorrow
and I'm still trying hard for you

Do frugal? Smoking second-hand cigarette?

I've quit it!

Just for that woman?

Don't stick to the gamble table

It's so misty how can I bet?

Close the door please

OK. Let's go on!

Who's turn now?

Come on, hurry up!

Why are these houses so cheap?
A nice place to invest

In the Mainland's Wai Yang Town who'll buy?

Now the houses in USA, Canada, Thailand, Africa

Are sold in Hong Kong

So what?

Hello Sam? Where are you now?

We've got to go to the class!
There's a test today

The office was crowded with people

Just now I'm thirsty and taking the soft drink

They think that I'm one of the gang

So what's your number now?

I don't remember whether it's 128 or 138

Hang up the line and search for it

That's right

It's time for the class, let's go

Let me help you

No, thanks. Mind your business

Vivian, I've missed two lectures this morning

Did Dr Chow say anything?

I've told you to queue for a private business

I've been in the queue all night for all of you

How can you do this to me?

Don't you get a share if there's a profit?

Let's go!

Where is Alex?

Still working hard over there!

Make some modification here

Are you crazy? It's your wedding!

Don't you guys have to get pay
when I'm going to the church?

Don't you get some clues after these days?

Boss the church's decoration, the flowers

Regent's cocktail Macau's tickets

And Hyatts honeymoon suite

All are sponsored and free of charge

Such a good deal.
Have it twice if you have time

Can't you two shut your mouth?

If my bride hear this, I'll be in trouble

You suffer from wife fear so early?

Boss don't think that
fearing wife can led to great fortune

I've told you not call me boss, call me Alex

We're brothers right?

That's why we've never had any salary increase?

It's always hard to get start! Are we brothers?

What are you doing?

What are you working on?

Sorry!

I inform your mom!

Why are you so late?

Today is Saturday. The road is crowded!

Why don't we go to the church nearby?

Alex said that church offers him a discount

Why are you still following me? It's time to go

Go where?

The flats in Sha Tau Kok start selling today

Go and queue for one!

Today is your mom's wedding!

Why you're so care about my Mon's wedding!

Mom are you ready?

Are you ready? Your daughter is urging

I knows it's time,
but I've got to look perfect

Alex would acknowledge receipt
even if you don't look beautiful

I'm human, not a good for sale. Mind you words!

You look terrific even without make-up

Let me see what's going on?

Mom, hurry up!

Why are you so anxious?

It's my wedding!

You're also too anxious!

It will be erased in a moment

All right! I'm ready

I think my eye shadow
is little bit too dark isn't it?

The car has come!

Over there

Driver, we've ready to go!

It's so late!

Get on, get on!

See you later!

Come earlier!

Bye!

Care you pressing for life!

Vivian, why are you rushing me?

The car hasn't arrived!

Where is the car? It's just here!

Where is Sam?

I told him to go to Sha Tau Kok

What?

OK, I call him back now

Does the bride go to the wrong church?

She won't! The Father's got a light schedule

He's going to leave any minute

Can he do both jobs together?

But the next job is a mass for the dead!

It doesn't matter

What are you talking about?

Yeah right! Marriage is the grave of love

Call her up, see what's going on

Alex Lui, it's your marriage, what a surprise!

Shit head! Long time no see!

I'm Edmond Tang, call me ET

I'm in the bullion marked,
I'm Alex's former classmate

See if I can help you!

May 1?

Who is so powerful

to get our Valentino to marry her?

Just a mediocre

Go and call her up!

What kind of car is yours?

It's the kind that cannot be over-loaded

Oh! Shit!

I'm even worse

What are we going to do now?
It's hard to get a taxi here

I've an idea!

In HK you can have everything with money

Robber! Robber!

Hey, Goose (she) is coming!

Goose is coming. She is coming

What's happen? How come you

No more nonsense!

I've got enough from you and the geese

I'm going to be a goose too!

It's so late! The Father has gone!

So what shall we do?

Oh, it's fine,
it's a great relief. No more marriage!

Don't listen to them not a single truth

Who's he? Such a nasty mouth

Just a bastard! My former schoolmate

We're so glad to see the marriage

Between Mr. Lui and Miss Chu

OK! Cut!

Please take once more after a while

What's going on?

Shooting for the TV commercials!

Otherwise who will
sponsor your wedding expense?

So you're not getting married,
you're just shooting for the commercials?

Why didn't you discuss with me first?

Making commercial is one of our business

It's just an unimportant stuff,
I can make the decision

That's the usefulness of having brothers

It's brothers!

So... Are you two getting married?

The equipment is here

Please calm down

Do you two wish to get married?

Sure we do!

Is this Father an actor?

He's real

OK... Let's continue, don't obstruct others!

It seems that I've seen him in a movie

Me too

Begin

Unhappy things can happen
even when you're very happy

The World insurance can safe guard you!

You've gone too far!

If you buy from the World insurance

You can insure against anything!

Don't touch

I think you're taking
the wedding gown commercial

Insurance can also have ads

How come it be so?

Investing in the bullion market
is better than investing in property

-Pa pa
-Hi! Vivian!

Congratulation!

What's the matter?

Oh sorry, I've used to this

She likes it

But you've to hug the left-side

Who's he?

He's Vivian's father

So he's Alex is his runner-up'?

Haven't you told me to go honeymoon in Europe?

I think we go to Italy Spain

Macau is not much different from Portugal

There are also casinos there!

We've still speaking
in Chinese There's no difference

(Welcome!)

(Thank you)

Was! Speaking in Portuguese?

You are so crafty!

Hei! You've got much weight?

I don't care,
anyway I won't enter the room myself

Can you still remember the first time we touch?

Oh, it's fine we are alone now

No one will disturb us

Hello!

Is it Alex? I'm Dennis

Have you received my champagne and flowers?

Yes!

You're having a good time
while I'm suffering in Canada

Have you start
the Fight of the Century with her?

I have if not for your call

I hope this is not collet-call

Yes, it is! You pay the bill

Good-bye then

Who is it?

It's Dennis

Hello!

Oh shit, BCC bank has just announced bankruptcy

You've got to hurry back

I don't believe you

I'm coming... I'm coming

Operator? Yes

We are not to accept
anymore call today, thank you

Oh, fine we can have our own time now

Let's take a rest?

Rest?

Isn't today our honey-moon?

Yes, it is, but we've old couples

There's nothing so special how

What do you mean?

It's our first time to do it in a bold!

Are you prepared?

Oh yes

See, double pack!

A whole box?

Isn't that too many?

We've only here for two days

I think it is just enough!

What shall we do now?

SUKI?

Why don't you accept calls?

What's the matter?

BCC is going bankrupt!
You've to get your money back before live

Alex, are you ready, Hurry up

I'm taking a shit!

Come on, hurry up!

I've said! I can't go now

BCC is bankrupt! The bank is on run!

What?

What did you say?

Let's pack up and go. Hurry up!

We can get our money back
if we reach before five

Have we book the tickets?

Otherwise we have to go by helicopter

Are you joking?

I said before five o'clock yesterday

Don't worry! Our company is not in trouble

When will your boss come back?

Don't be so harsh, we've been long acquainted

The boss is back

Please settle these bills

Our money is in BCC bank

It's BCC bank goes bankrupt, not ours

We're brothers we've get the creditors away

But we haven't make a living!

So do our wives and kids!

So do our pas and moms!

I keep all the money in BCC bank

But you also have an account in Chartered Bank!

When I was going to the market,
I saw queues outside Chartered Bank

Will be also on run?

It's not a rum cur, the TV news also say so!

Thank you boss

My wife said that Chartered Bank is also on run

What?

Mom, what's wrong? Did you get rob?

Fortunately it's not me

But I'm not sure about those behind me

What do you mean?

I've taken all my deposit out from the bank

It's crowded with people

It's lucky that it remain opened at night

Can't that prove that it's not in trouble?

It's not worth to waste time in the queue!

The Government had said that BCC
wasn't in trouble before it went bankrupt

I could get back nothing
just because was late last time

This time I won't be so foolish
I took out all my money!

You've so much money
with you beware of the robbers!

I've only got eight thousand dollars,
no one will be interested

There've many others
who get millions with them!

What? Eight thousand dollars is all you have?

So how much do you think your mom has?

All the decoration,
furniture and miscellaneous items

In this house are paid by me

You know your dad has been working hard

on his new firm

He hasn't give me money for our living

I've paid for the food, the clothing etc

You could have asked him to pay

Come on, on family

He's been overloaded with work

I don't want to add to his burden

Remember don't say a word about this to him!

I don't want him think that I'm complaining

Oh! You've come back?

This bowl of noodle is mine!

I didn't expect you to come home for dinner

You know, sometimes
you're so busy with your work

I just come back from the Chartered Bank

I'm going to make
the dinner for you, it won't take long!

No, don't bother!

Oh! No! Instant noodle is no good for you

I couldn't help before we got married

Tell your mom

I deposit 20 Thousands
to her account every month

But the account is in BCC

I was in the queue all day,
I didn't have time to go in the market

Don't you mind a canned food meal?

Where's Alex?

Did talk too much!

Did he say anything about his company?

How is it now?

Is all the company's money in BCC bank?

Forget it it's no point worrying now

It's too good if this flat is mortgaged to BBC

Even if it closes down
we don't have to move for the time being

You're too idealistic!
The government has said that all BCC's debtors

should settle the money at once

Is it so unreasonable?

It demands others to settle
their debts while it doesn't settle its?

Well, by the way, we owe others much money

The home installment the car

How much is the company is debt?

There's only about eight thousand cash

Some gold accessories
and stocks of Hang Seng and Landmark

Where did I put them?

Oh, yes I've sold them
top pay the decoration fee

How is the company actually?

Can I help you?

Yes, just one thing

What is it?

Shut up!

Did your husband commit suicide?

What?

I just saw him jumping and
shouting outside the Government, Offices

He got very upset!

I've video-taped the scene

Who is my husband?

It's Alex

Everyone knows Alex is my husband

Which one is Alex?

Right here! Isn't he Alex?

He's a Indian

Don't you think
your husband's beard looks like an Indians

I sleep with him every night,
can I not recognize him?

I can't recognize my wife

Women get two distinct
looks for daytime and at night

I'd better go back to see him

Don't be silly! He's an adult

Can you watch over him 24 hours?

Yes, he is! He won't be
so stupid to do any harm to himself

He would not have
married you if he's not stupid

Shut your mouth! Check the stock in the store!

Otherwise I'll fire you

Didn't you say you want a job?

Well you may work for me!

You really mean to fire him?

No! was just scaring him

Are you going to keep the shop yourself?

How much can you gain with it?

What else can I do?
I can't even pass the Secondary School Exam

I deliver the money, you the effort

Doing what?

Prostitute

What?

Am I doing to pay to be a prostitute

I want you to pretend to be a prostitute!

Pretending? Acting in porno?

Scream like a fowl!

Oh! This must be a new technology

Human beings screams like a cock,
taped and broadcasted in the farm

To stimulate egg-laying!

So I just read it, why?

Do I sound like a cock?

Ih, Yo Ya, Yi

Do today's cocks scream this way?

You are really silly

Listen to me!

Oh Ah Yi

What are you doing?

Oh, I can't stand anymore...
I'm dying... It's too fantastic

Oh, it's wonderful

Please don't push me

Oh! Harder harder... Oh yes!

Damn you! I'm not doing it

This is adult's phone-call service

It pays good, six bucks per minutes

I've rented ten lines,

each can at least
make six to seven thousand per month

I won't do it

What if someone recognize my voice?

I just ask you to scream

Do you think you're so popular?

Whose voice would be
recognized once you scream?

My husband will recognize mine!

Your husband often turns to such service?

It's not for me!

Don't you do it to your husband?

That's different?

Forget it! Don't say I don't help you

It's you who wants to earn
some money for your family

OK. I'll try

Just imagine you've
with your little Beard, then you can do it

Right! Just keeping on!

Who's this man?

Little Beard

Duet is better than solo

Let's get to work, babe!

Wo Yi harder

Fuck you to die

Are we finished?

Man I have a contract with you

Yes but my boss only accepts cash

Can you do a favor?

Are you kidding?

I've said that I'll pay after I complete it

and deliver it to the client

Alex, you should know

I just do by order!

What should I do?

Teddy please help me

Teddy... Teddy

Let me do it

Tell them to go back to their post

Be in one's position!

We do it ourselves!

We do it ourselves!

Can we?

Maybe lighting is not enough!

How is it now?

Yeah! Much better!

Sorry, Margaret, we can't pay you tonight!

Well, then you pay me double another night

Are you guys ready?

We've ready

How about you guys?

Ken, ask them in!

Cut

Move a little bit aside

Can you turn to your right side?

This lady wants to see Mr. Tang

If you want to know
how prosperous HK is now, just

Go to Cosmo,

Today's World Night Club then you'll get it

You bastard My uncle is very patriotic

He should prefer China City!

Of course! We've all Chinese

China City sounds more intimate!

Hello, Vivian! How nice to see you!

Uncle Tang be owing to the government's

and the bank's policies

Property market is
no longer a good place to get money

I want to learn bullion trading from you

What a smart girl!

College kids are much social conscious now

Contributing to HK's
economic prosperity while still studying

Uncle, let me to teach her!

Well but she's my niece

There'll be no problem, uncle!

Don't call me uncle, call me boss in the office

Yes boss!

Vivian, come with me now

Boss, we're leaving

OK

Little Tang she's so cute!

Keep out of her

How about just have a touch?

She is my niece

Little Tang,
can I just have a kiss to your niece

You Hong Kong people are so conservative

A little bit of it

Mom, this is for you

How come you have so much money?

Trading flats?

No, it's bullion! It's easier to make profit!

Bullion speculation? You're still a student

But many college students
also have part-time jobs!

You should be cautious!
It's a very risky undertaking

But risk is unavoidable
if you want to earn big money

Now I'm a part-time
investment executive in ET's company

You know, ET is
Alex's former classmate,

Edmond Tang

Edmond Tang?! Alex has said that

he uses fitter paper when going to the toilet

What does that mean?

No dregs remain!

He's a bad guy!

But it's a commonplace in the business world!

Alex loses just because he's not cunning enough

Anyway I'll be careful

Mom, didn't you say that you want to get a job?

How about working with me

I just know cookery
I know nothing about bullion!

It's easy I can show you the way

Frist of all, you must change your attitude

We're not speculating!

We just earn commission
by teaching others to invest

We can even earn profit
from the price difference

In a word, we do in and out
for the clients and earn money

How to do in and out for the clients?

Out is selling, in is buying

Going in and out means buying and selling

All in all it's easy, Just follow me

Really?

Good morning, Mr. Cock!

Good morning, Mrs. Mao

My new husband's last name is Lui

Oh sorry, I don't know you get married again

There's not much difference whether

You're Mrs. Mao of Mrs. Lui

I've got something nice for you today

Tsou-Cze hen, twenty-five bucks for one

Good for you, Mrs. Mao

Oh! What's his last name?

Lui!

Yeah! Good for your daughter too!

So terrific!

Mom, sales should be active

Shall we have one more?

Mom, we've here to sell gold, not to buy hens

Buying hen? I offer you a special price!

Mr. Cock, you often give me a discount

How about I give you one this time

I'm a sales rep in a bullion agency now

What rep?

That's speculating in bullion,
foreign currency etc

Mom, Not speculating its investment!

Isn't there any difference?

Of course there is

Speculation calls for luck, whereas investment
calls for strategy and tactics

She is professional,
I'm still learning from her

It's true! We have many
investment items for you to choose from

Such as gold, foreign currencies

I don't know what you're talking about

It's simply say for an example

Bullion trading if the price stays still,

it's called Cow market

If it is fluctuates greatly,

it's called Bear Market

If you want to make a fortune

You can buy and sell in the 'Bear Market'

I don't know anything
about 'Cow and Bear Market'.

In a word if you lose you'll
get a 'whole foot of cow shit'

It's not so easy to lose money?
We have many professionals

Computers, and graphs to help you

The prosperity of HK
depends on various speculation

Look

Mom, I've said it's not speculation

Right! You won't lose
if you're not speculating!

Look at these graphs!

There've many experts
PhDs working for our company

We're selling hen. We have no money to invest

You can invest with a small sum of money

As we were just engaging in margin'
We profit from the price difference

How much must I invest?

Ten thousand for 'ONE DAY'
Fifty thousand for "OVERNIGHT"

Overnight with you?

Or with this little girl?

Don't think astray
"ONE DAY" means settling daily

Whereas ' OVERNIGHT' means
setting once every 2 or 3 days

How much do you want
to invest? Come on, sign this

Vivian, explain it to him

This coequal is given to me by the clients

Please divide the amount among you guys

BCC's again?

Now, even the salary is deprived!

What do you mean?

Close the company!

What's the matter?

There're two ducks in the bath tub

Haven't you seen ducks before?

I've never seen people
doing business like you do

There should be a two way trading in business

Can these ducks can be eaten, and

Can also be reared to lay eggs

They can be kept if you eat them all at once

You ought to be more frugal like I am!

So if you meet a coffin trader,
you ask him to buy gold

And you get

Don't say such a thing! Open the door first!

Who are you looking for?

Is it Flat D, 4/F, Lui's home?

Hey police!

Parking is allowed here.
Why did you tow away my car?

We didn't!

So that's theft

Hey you!

Why do you stand here? My car is stolen,
don't you go and catch the thie!

What kind of cop you're?

Is this your car, Little Beard?

Mind you, there's jurisdiction in Hong Kong

Hong Kong Law is one should pay his creditors

You haven't paid five installments
so we towed away your car

Mr. Lui Mr. Lui

You've got to go back at once,

big heads from Tai Fung are in our office

They said if you don't settle the money today,

they'll call the police!

I'm cop! Who does you want to get?

You're home? Sit down for the dinner

Vivian dinner's ready

-My car has been towed away!
-Really?

It's fine less to feed!

Let me do it

It's ready, come on!

What is it? Are we celebrating?

Come on, this one's for you

Have another piece?

What's going on?

Last Supper!

Who are you two

Bailiff, come to seal the house

Don't worry about them

Come on, let's eat

Is there a mistake? What's wrong with you?

Talk to the court,

we're just doing our duty

But why are you taking pictures?

We have to take pictures
for whatever it is in this flat

Alex, take it easy! We've moving anyway

Why don't we enjoy and finish our meal?

Come on... Let's go in with our meal!

Hey!

Don't be so!

OK!

What's the matter?

Do we have to move out after this meal?

Right

Would you mind taking a picture

For us?

Sure!

Do you really mean to treat me this way?

It's so big here.
Can't I stay here for a night?

How can you prefer to be
with a dog than being with me?

This is a male dog!

That's even worse

Did you send this dog to deep track of me?

Do I need to do that?

You'll always come back here whenever you go

So you know where to find me

Oh, look! It's jealous!

Are you cold?

Hey! I'm jealous too

Didn't you say you'll sleep in a friend's home?

I miss you low so I called up aunt

And she said you've left

How do you know we're here?

You love to come here

Where else can you go?

You're so Clever!

I feel very cold!

I know!

Hi! Sir!

You're so bad!

Why do you look so beautiful today?

Your daughter is waiting for you in your room!

Thanks

Why do you read this stuff?

It's yours

Why do you come here?

Papa, I've got something to discuss with you

Be frankly, my daughter, how much do you want?

I'm not asking for money!

I just want to
live in your flat for a short time

Living in my flat?

It's because a quarrel with Mom?

Or because your
step-father did anything on you?

That Little Beard,
I've known he's guy at first sight!

Any eye-Witness?

If there's enough evidence, I'll get him

Beat him to death! OK!

BCC s liquidated. Alex's flat is taken away

We've homeless now

So fine?

My old Pa!

You and your mom can move in

But that Little Beard cannot! OK!

Why?

You're grown up now;
can't you just use your brain to think it out?

How a man can be so generous

as to give his daughter, his wife

-and his house to another man?
-Don't you care about me?

My daughter!
If I give you the flat, where shall I live?

Before you got the divorce,

you always said that you're busy busy

So you didn't come home for the night!

Only mom and I was in the flat

So you won't know
if there's another one in the flat!

So it's okay if
you can take it as the past, and

not to come back to sleep

No way! Go away, I've much work to do

No! Unless you promise me!

If you don't promise me,

I'll sit here and sleep here

Do you really mean to do this? As you like!

Hello!

Nancy!

Hi, it's been a long time to hear your voice!

Where do you usually have tea recently?

Don't be so naughty!

I'm talking in the phone!

Hei, is it Nancy?
Nothing it's just disconnected

Tell me, where you want to have tea

Hello

You're so bad now!

Does the Little Beard teach you so?

Don't you think I'll beat you?

OK! Come on, beat me dead!

Beat me dead so
I don't have to wander in the street

So I don't have to be
forced to go astray, to be a prostitute

Hello! Yes... yes

It doesn't matter

I'm exercise...

Don't come again

What are you two doing?

Hi! Sir!

Excuse me

My daughter!

She's your daughter of your girl?

He's really my old Pa

It's so nice that we meet again.
So we're a little bit too excited!

You Hen (whore)
killing superintendent is so smart!

Kill even you own daughter!

Mom, this way

I always tell you not to
engage in property speculation

And it is of use this time

This flat's owner has just gone for a trip

And won't be back for two to three months

I've kept it without letting it out

Let's live here for the time being

In Hong Kong,

there've flats without occupiers,
and people without flats to live in

Wo! I'm sure the owner is a playboy

He must be a bad guy!

This guy is abnormal!

How did you know him?

Don't let him get anything from you!

I have never!

But I think you have!

How is Alex?

Fine!

Why do I feel the things so familiar with here

It tastes like

VIVIAN!

You must tell me,

whose flat this is?

You've know the answer!

You're old Pa!
There'll be trouble if Alex knows it!

What's problem
for Dad to live in Old Pa's flat?

We can't afford to hotel room,

where else shall we live?

But it's not good to live under other roof

Mom, don't worry,

I'll put all Old Pa's things away

Why do this flat have

A taste that I hate!

Yes! I also smell it!

What are you doing?

Little Tang!

It's been a whole year!
And you haven't arranged the money for me

I tell you, I'll be
transferred back to Beijing soon

I know, Uncle

When USSR was broken up recently,
the gold price fluctuates greatly

We've made a good fortune,
we don't wanna close down

Close down!?

I tell you,

if you close this down you can open another

Damn you! I wouldn't have
invested in this company if I'd known this

Do you think I don't love money?

I have 3/10 share out of the ten millions?

Don't worry

I'll close it down once. I find a scapegoat

OK. Please do it as soon as possible!

What're you doing madam?

Keeping everything

And hold up all lines, how can we buy in?

It's all yours, we have nothing can do!

62, keep it 61 keep it,

60 also keep it?

59 also keep it?

Mom, the market is sliding

Why do you buy so much?

You can't say this way!

When I bought this wedding ring

The gold price is $3,800 a tael,
the current price is $3,259

It's cheap, I've got to buy some!

Madam, you know what it is?

It's very dangerous

to get so much!

Don't listen to him he's a bastard!

What shall we do now?

Sell it buy it again later if the price is good

Shit! The pork stall owner
has lost a great deal!

We've said, if he loses

He'll kill me!

But it's common to have price
fluctuations in the gold market

What's the matter?

Mr. Tang

Boss!

This Madam knows nothing

trade in a much manner

What shit are you saying? She's my friend

Mr. Tang

I find that I'm not
so suitable for this business

I'm afraid I've to resign

Don't you really need to do?

Let's have a chat, come on

Mr. tang, its URGENT

Ngao, give me a coffee

Uncle, what's the matter? Something missing?

OK! I'll ask Ming
to get you something better tonight

See you

Mr. Tang, it's coffee

What?

You asked me to give you a coffee!

Me?

You're called Ngao!

That maid is also called Ngao

Such a coincidence!

Can I call you

Call me Mrs. Lui or Miss Chu

Any English name?

Yes! Judy!

Judy! It sounds silly, it fits you!

Just a joke... Sit down first

Judy, even if you find
this job isn't suitable for you

You don't have to resign

You're honest and reliable

I just need such a person to help me

OK. I promote you to be Assistant to Director

Two pictures

300 bucks the you'll have the interview at once

30 bucks one week to want for the reply

Should I pay you?

It's up to you

Next one

Thank you

Come in

Hi! Alex, it's really you!

Let me introduced to you my partner, Frankie

Glad to meet you!

Alex, he's got a creative mind!

Don't be misted by his artless look

I was his subordinate

His brain can compensate
for the brains of thirty persons

We were no match to him! Sit ... Sit down

We're just discussing on the grape's ads

Give us a good idea

It needs a test anyway

Ten minutes! Ten minutes. OK?

We go out for a while! Remember ten minutes!

Don't eat all the grapes! They're just props

How is it? OK?

OK!

Let me look at it

Are you joking? This is an idea?

You've been so excellent
in the past, how come now?

Your performance is so bad,

How can't employ you?

Frankie, you see, it's okay. It's not bad

It's okay? Alright, you try it, come on, try it

How? There should be some dancers

Then our dance how can I
know the effect if you don't

I've drawn it out

Am I also to draw to show to my client?
You've got to show it in action

If the brain is grown in your asshole

Just don't use it

That note-book is mine!

Sorry, I've to go now

Hey... How about my 300 bucks?

300 bucks It's gone! Have a grape, come on

That guy is really great!

Of course!

I've said he's a genius!

Produce the ads on it!

I've good news! I've got a promotion

Assistant to Director

Don't you feel happy for me?

Take a grape!

So sour!

I mean the grape, not you

Alex doesn't know fruits. He must be cheated!

The fruit hawker nearby often cheats people!

The most honest is the shop No 9
near our previous apartment

Such a sour grape, how much for a pound?

Three hundred bucks!

What?

If you love grapes, I'll get you some everyday

Mom, I'm hungry,

Are we going out to dine?

I'm not cooking this evening
I'd like to have a celebration

So we are going out to have a pretty nice meal

I'm not going

You don't like it?

He's angry with me!

Oh yes! I forgot
to ask him how the interview is

It surely goes into failure!

Well, I just prepare
the dinner and wait for you back

It's ready; I don't want to waste it!

You two can go out

No! Sit down, let's have the dinner together

It's warmer to eat at home!

I didn't know that Alex knows how to cook!

Just like a house-husband!

OK

How is it? Still can't get a job

I won't depend on you

Come in

Please close the door for me

And also hang down the blinds

Please sit

What's the matter?

Nothing, how do you feel about me?

Quite food, willing to help others

You have to do something for yourself

How can you be so conservative?

I have my own principles to follow

I don't rely on any sideways

If you haven't got the capability,
you wouldn't have been in that position

However, you'll be
left behind if you're too conservative

Take off the clothes

Take off the clothes?

Take off the clothes so that
I can see it more clearly

ET you've mistaken! I'm not that type of woman

What?

How can you dress this way?

You don't look like a senior executive?

My opinion is that you should
buy some more beautiful clothes

Your opinion, buy some beautiful clothes?

Yes!

Please!

Sorry

Having an hour's freight,
it's time to change the clothes

Yes, the company is going to sponsor you

ten thousands as
clothing allowance, is it enough

Yes! It's enough!

Go the hair salon,
and buy some pretty clothes

Don't make me lose face!

Right

Is it beautiful?

Yes!

But you haven't look at me!

I've been looking at you all night

You stay a whole night with me,

But you've never look at me!

I've bought a dress
to show you it's very beautiful

Does it look good?

ET said that I'll have ten thousand
as clothing allowance every month

He also said

That pig head is a bad guy.

You're jealous

You've mad!

You don't want me t work?

No, certainly not

At least you have money
to buy the slippers for me!

I've been working

You don't know much,
but you get a promotion in such a short time

Be more cautious

I can learn to do it

Also ET said that I'm honest and reliable

I can help him to watch over the company

I've taken a course in Economics

Mr. Tang, you've come in?

Call me ET, we've known each other!

ET I'd like to ask

Why did you promote me to be Managing Director?

I often have business trips here and there

I need a trustworthy person
to manage the business

That's the only reason

But!

I know your pressure is getting greater

But I'm confident of myself never judge wrongly

Mr. Tang, excuse me, it's urgent

Just take it as if I'm not in the office

Sorry

Managing Director, excuse me

You put it down first

But it's urgent!

You should know that

everyone gets different styles

And I used to sign without reading anything

Miss Chu is different,

so if it's really urgent

Explain it clearly to her

Yes, I'm sorry Miss Chu, this letter is

OK, OK. I sign first!

Thank you

Signing is just a routine

All our staff are top guys

You don't have to be so anxious

I know what to do?

I go first!

Boss!

Managing Director,
let me explain this document to you

It's okay, OK

There's one more at the back, please

Here, please

-OK?
-OK! Thanks, sorry for troubling you!

Hello, you want to
speak to Ah Man? Just a moment

Ah Man your call

Thanks

Hello!

What? You damn drunkard

Going around in the bar at daytime?

I'm working as a collie in the bar I'm dying

You're lucky to have a brilliant wife!

If I don't work

My wife would have to be
a whore bring up the little spirits

Whore, drunkard and little spirits

Do you think it's the red light zone?

Hi Alex

Hi! Come in

What do you want?

Sit down

What's the matter?

I'd like to help me with an ads

OK

But you've to go to Macau for a few days

No problem!

What are you looking at?

Are my legs beautiful?

Can you

Take off your shows and let me polish them?

This one has to be steamed for a while!

Hello! Is it Ah Man? I'm Suki.

What's happened to Alex?

He's been so strange!

What? He only took off
your shoes but not your clothes?

That's really strange?

Maybe it's because
his wife is brighter than him

He's self-abused and he channels
his irritation through shoe polishing

What is he doing now?

He's steaming my shoe?

Don't irritate him anymore!

Otherwise you may be the next one to steam!

It's been steamed clean!

Judy! Judy

Mr. Tang

Why is the driver absent today?

Why don't you ride on your car?

I have classes tonight till nine

You don't have to ask him to wait for me!

Ah Shing is the company's driver

He can serve you anytime,
don't save money for the company

Oh, no, I just have an Economics lesson

The teacher said that

It's useless to take Economics and Management

If your teacher is really so great,

why isn't he a General Manager?

The most important thing
is to be loyal to the company!

I'm Vv E R Y lo Y a I

Are you free now?
Maybe you can go back to office

And watch over the night shift staff for me

But, I'm just learning more for the company

I just don't want you to learn too much

I mean I don't want you to waste too much time

Those commercial short courses are useless

You're the Managing Director

How can you give the time to study?

I've nothing to do in the office!

I'm not so clear about many things

That's why I take a course to lean more

Aren't you free now? Come on, get on the car

Come on please

Thank you Washroom
is the first one at left hand side

Who is coming?

-What is it?
-Mrs. Lui

You've come!

Alex, I feel envy of you!

You have such a capable wife

And I feel even more envy of you!

You've married a husband who is

even more hard-working than my Philippine maid

Polish my shoes if you have time

I won't shoe-shine for the one
who shoe shines for others!

Washroom is there

I'm going to change my clothes

You've to go out with ET, am I right?

Which shoes do you want to put on?

No, thanks, I can have this pair on

Oh no! This is too dirty, take it off
and I'll polish it up for you

Does Suki come to see you?

She has a job for me

Isn't it too good?

I've to go to Macau with her tomorrow

For how long?

Two to three days

Do I have to pack things for you?

Let me polish it!

Excuse me, are you Miss Suki Wong?

Yes, I'm

Your call, over there

Thanks

Thanks

Hello!

What? How would it be that?

I'm sorry,

last night my client went to Zhu Hi

He called a whore?

Yes! The police have taken him away!

So he'll be back a few days later!

He's so unlucky

It's me

I'm sorry

for you've lost five hundred bucks

I feel bad, I'm so sorry,

I hope you won't be angry at me

OK, let's make it this way, bye!

Maybe next time

How dare you! You even change my lock

What've you doing?

Nothing, just playing around

Why do you come in such a heavy rain?

I'm coming to get my passport

Old Pa! Fortunately
Alex has gone to Macau last night

Next time call us
before you come back, can't you?

I just come back my home;
do I have to give a cal first?

Isn't it reasonable? This is my flat

Do I have to apply for the court's permit?

What's your last name daughter?

Are you on my side?

Where're you going Old Pa?

Where? I'm wet through,
I'm going to have a shower

Your passport has been kept up by mom

Don't touch the things

Alex hates people moving his things

Alex Its always Alex

If you say anything for the Little Beard again

I'll beat you!

Hello! OK. I'll be right there

Old Pa, don't use Alex's towel!

He doesn't like others using his things!

Mom, will be back soon,

tell her I've prepared the dinner

But I won't be back for it.

I'll be coming back late tonight

You're back?

It's raining heavily

Vivian has prepared the meal.

She was just mumbling

She must be annoyed by someone

There's a fish in the refrigerator.
Steam it for you, OK?

What are you looking at?

Never seen a man naked?

You're rude! You should knock the door first!

What are you doing here?

Why is he here?

Can't you hear I am asking him?

I thought you asked me why I am here!

The towel is mine!

So chicken-minded!

Haven't you seen that?!

Alex, I really don't know he has come

How do I know whether you know or not!

I only know that he has climbed up

Climbing what? What are you talking about?

We have done nothing!

Nothing!

You're only in
your night wear, and he seems so tired

He has just had a bath.
And you look so pleasant

I've seen you two

You're with a naked man

How do I know what you were doing with him!

You and he also look so pleasant!

You also said so

I've never let any man see my naked body

You are the first one!

Your boyfriend is so great!

He's not my boyfriend,

he's my husband!

Anyway,

He and I are cleaner
than the bleaching substance

To be frank, |I've had an affair with her!

But it's in the past!

Since you two had an affair,

it seems that our relation ship

Has really been beached!

You shut up!

I just explain it for you

Help what?

We actually haven't done anything!

You, get lost!

You're so good!

Hay Man. Don't you know that
you're living in my place?

You have an affair with my woman

I haven't angry with you yet

And you asked me to get out!

What is he talking about?

This place this place is his?

Why are you so angry?

Why didn't you tell me?

What do you want?

You never give me credit
for the tings I have done

You don't like me working

You get jealous when I got a promotion

and salary increase

You suspected I want you to depend on me

when I ask for your help

We have nothing left

I've got to figure it out!

There has to be a place to sleep in at night!
OK! You tell me!

What Should I do?

I'd rather sleep on the street!

Alex!

You're narrow mined, stubborn, and self-centred

But why did you marry him?

He's much better than you!
You just like to fool around with woman

He doesn't like to fool around,
and he doesn't have the bad habits that I have

So what's the result?

He's going at last!

I'm going to screw someone

Remember, all man is like that!

Can you give me the passport?

Passport!

Still want one more?

You've had 17 glasses, boss!

I've not been a boss for a long time

Don't excite him! He's already been so sad

Can he be worse than me?

I've to be a collie here!

It seems that we're in the same boat

How about a brothers' partnership?

Aren't we sisters?

Miss Chu, the gold price
has slided down beyond the bottom line,

shall we sell it

You ask me?

Mr. Tang has gone to Thailand

He said you'll be responsible for everything

Just a moment

Grace...wait

Grace. Who would know whether we shall sell it?

Mr. Tang

I don't know!
But Mr. Tang has gone to Thailand!

Miss Chu, Mr. Tang said
whenever he has business trips

I know, signing name! Come in

Anything else?

A regular meeting with
the brokers in the afternoon

and an appointment
with the IC of the Bank Bureau

You've to be present on behalf of Mr. Tang

Also, Mr. Tang has reminded you
to watch over the market

Miss Chu, shall we sell it?

Just a moment

Do you mean not selling?

No! Let me analyze the situation first

Now, the market is trying to
break through the psychological gate point

I'll make the decision in a short while

So when will you break through
you own psychological gate point?

Sit down and talk about it

Miss Chu, you've to sign this
financial report and the annual report at once

I know I know. You go out first

You also have to sign
the cheques from the Accounting Dept

You go out first, thank you

In fact, the problem between
you and Alex is just an psychological one

Are you so free?
Don't you have to go back to the office?

Don't you have to record all the calls?

Business can be done at any moment

But it's more important
to care about an old friend

You don't have to convince me

You see there's so much work to do

So you'd better go

But...

No one can alter what |'ve decided

Like a capable woman!

What's the matter?

The cheque is urgent, have you signed it?

You tell him to wait for a while. Thank you

Why don't you go?

I'm afraid no one can call the ambulance

if you suddenly has heart attack

I say it clearly once more

Just a moment

What are you doing?

I'm afraid
I can't hear clearly, so I take it down

I have no affair with Phillip

He is mistaking

Do you know why I'm working hard?

I don't!

Just for our family!

It doesn't matter even if I work like a dog

But even a dog needs master's care and love

But now he said
he's my fault. I've to comfort him

I won't downgrade myself

Where's your character gone?

You wanted to get married so crazily

Being a lady please

This is the first time you downgraded yourself

You word like a dog and no one praises you

This is the second time you downgraded yourself

I downgrade myself most to know you

How can you talk shit to me at this moment!

So it's the third time I downgrade myself

So, you may continue downgrading yourself

Go and comfort him

Impossible!

You should think it over seriously

Psychological hurdles to overcome,
No succeeding force...

No succeeding force? OK. Sell it!

Thanks

There must be understanding between couples

Like bullion speculation

You have to know
where is the psychological gate point

You haven't married you know nothing about it

Just knowing how to say it
without knowing how to do it

It's still better than your ignorance of both!

What do you think?

Vivian, you want to see Alex?

Uncle, didn't you migrate to Canada?

I get bored!
So I come back to visit the old friends

Is Dad's office upstairs?

I come for the first time

-No 99 I think it is
-5th Floor...

There are so many firms here is it here?

Boss, come in is it hard to find?

No! Just the staircase a bit awkward!

You have a very strange smell

That it can be easily followed

To be honest, though your mouth smells bad

I have been used to it

It's boring to be without it in Canada

You want to see Old Pa?

Daddy!

Her Old Pa and her dad is not the same! Shit!

Where's Alex?

He is meditating in the root garden

Though the space is small, we live happily

The meal is ready

I'm coming

It's so warm to eat at home

We have a Philippine maid

who does everything for us

You little Ben!

Don't call him Ben, his last name is Chow

Don't trick me!

We can't trick you only Alex can!

Damn you! Go to hell!

I don't go to hell! I go into your body

I am going to find Alex

Have the meal first

Thanks

"The heart is down and raining,"

"who can make love stay?"

Do I sing lovely?

Like an elephant which gets a cold

How can I sing if you don't teach me?

You are devoted to bullion speculation now

Do you still have time for singing?

You don't like me to be so money-minded?

Me too!

Whatever I think and do are for earning money

Don't disturb me, I want to complete this song

How is it?

Alex Lui's piece must be good work!

Shoe-shining! But I like it

Do you still remember how you teach me singing?

What? You want t go to the toilet?

It's what you taught me

Did 1?

You said one must sing from deep inside

And the mouth must be kept round

Mom used to think that
you tried to make a pass on me

Though Mom sometimes is too wordy,

she's quite good!

If she's not good I would not have married her

Furthermore, I quit smoking for her

So you feel great relief

as you can smoke now?

You don't care her anymore?

In fact it's not her fault

I borrow this flat from my Old Pa

It was raining

Anyway now I feel good when smoking

If Mom knows that

Suki is looking after you

She'll also be unhappy!

I don't have any affair with Suki!

Mom and Old Pa have also done nothing!

They quarrel whenever they see each other!

OK, I will quit smoking after I finish this one

Do you know that cigarette is very expensive!

You aren't angry with mom?

Will aren't angry at her having a job?

But she knows little about what she is doing

You can teach her

Just as you taught me singing is the past

I don't know bullion speculation

But ET, who had been
my schoolmate for such a long time

I have never seen him do a good thing

I also feel that he's little bit strange

Tomorrow I'm going to warm him

not to make use of my wife

He has gone to Thailand

Thanks

Mom

You ask him to come

Don't come if you're not willing to do so

I have been used to have a living

only with my daughter these years

But I'm not used to it

What

I'll get married sooner or later?

Then you'll be alone

It's even better! Feeling light happy!

Mom, we three can also
live happily together. You shouldn't

You sounds like |I've asked him to leave

He himself decided to leave!

Didn't he just come back?

Why didn't he come in if he had been back

This is Old Pa's flat

How can you expect him to come in

He feels jealous just because he loves you

Where is he now?

He is waiting for you at the old place

The old place?

So coincident

I come to see you

Really?

Just smoke if you want to do so I won't mind

We should be

adjusted for each other

Then I adjust for you

No! I can adjust for you! Smoke it

Well, but don't have to burn my beard

Where is Vivian?

Smoke it

Hasn't she told you?

Tell me what?

There's a serious problem in your company

Really?

Damn it! No one works at night-shift

Has it already been closed down?

Are you in the field?

Today is public holiday!

What are these keys for?

How do you get them?

These keys!

I'm the Managing Director, so I have the keys

Where are the switches?

Don't switch on the light!

I'm the Managing Director,

why can't I switch it on?

No need to hide!

But we are coming to break into ET's office

How can we be open and honest?

Oh damn it! ET is coming back

Don't worry, boss! I'll call you

If any changes take place here

The uncle's money
has not been deposited in our account

I know. After I get the money

I'll release information

so that our clients would force us

That woman is silly. She knows nothing!

ET's nephew!

So what shall we do now?

Let me take care of him!

How?

Comfort him!

Hi

Why do you come back so late at night?

I'm thinking of you!

Really?

Sure!

A bullion company suddenly closed down,

the clients and the staff are suffered

It's a trap

Alex,

this case is similar to our situation

But you're still signing names for your company

This company no longer belongs to ET

He transferred all the shares to you!

So what shall I do?

If the clients close their account,

you'll be put to jail

Ngao, they are here. Go out first

We want to see Miss Chan

What can I do for you?

We come to close our accounts

There's no problem

But our boss is having an appointment

Maybe you can wait for while here

Fine, the boss is coming

I really want to take over your company

I know you're soundly-based,

I don't want to be taken over now

I'm so sorry!

Miss Chu, this is cash

Why can't I open an account

We only trust cash in Taiwan

We don't trust cheques

Right We have pretty sum of cash in Middle East

Although some of the books cannot be publicized

I can give you any commission you want

Miss Chu,

you can't close my account without any reason

I've deposited millions in your company

and never asked for interests

It's useless to deposit money in our company

Even you don't ask for the interest

we'd responsible for you

You haven't had
any transactions for three months

I'm sorry, but we must close your account

Miss Chu, don't bother with her anymore

Open an account for me first

It's millions!

Please

What can I do for you two?

They want to close their accounts

No

We are confident of your company, aren't we?

We have been confident of your company

Thank you!

Hurry! These are props money

Be careful of being discovered

What's up?

I find a client very questionable

He's called KP Yuen

and his investments is 17 millions

But all are only figures on the book

Right... He's the one
who comes from the Mainland China

If he closes his account,
you'll be in big trouble

Maybe I can have a talk with him

If he is designated to trap you,
he won't listen to you

Go to arrest him!

Be careful

Don't worry!

Chairman Mao has said
overcome all the difficulties fearlessly

Mao vs. Mao, its sounds good

Don't let him gain anything from you

He likes to go to night club,
beware of his hands

Uncle... Oh Comrade Yuen

Who is your comrade?

We're partners to earn money

Aren't comrades?

It's better to call each other comrades

Chairman Mao has said...

It not convenient to talk here

Maybe we go inside, OK?

No!

OK

We'd better go to find comrade Cheung

Who is he?

We go inside first

I'm afraid someone would follow me

Come inside, hurry up!

-Thank you.
-Close the door

There are only you in the room?

Yes! What do you want to say?

Someone of China official
is investigating on you

Yesterday, a man called
Mr. Chueng come to our company to find you

Is he CS Cheung?

No! That one is called Cheung?

He gave me a name card

Forget his name first

You're suspected to steal a big money

from the Chinese Government

Any evidence?

Oh yes

You're crazy! You create it in the air!

What do you want?

Oh, he does not faint!

Has the electricity switched on?

You want to shock me?

I tell you, I've experienced
many adverse situations

I've knelled down on
pieces of glass and stabbed the lingers

You damn woman wants to trick me?

KP Yuen!

Mummy, smother him with Colophon

Mom!

Girl!

Are you okay?

For you

I lost my arm during the cultural revolution

Why can't I have something in return?

This is compensation trading

Mom, wake up!

Vivian

Vivian, how are you?

Are you alright?

Call the ambulance! Hurry up!

Yes

Open the door!

We heard the sound of fire What's happened?

Someone was shot. Take him to the hospital

Open the door now!

Sir, I've no relation with it. They intruded

Take her to the hospital

-it hurts!
-Don't be quick!

Please go with us

Sir, I'm not involved!

Someone fired in this room

and a girl may be killed

For such a serious case

All people must assist in the investigation

Let's go!

Get on!

Is it real?

Yes

Why do you lock me up

You like gold so much,

so I use a golden orange to block your mouth

Are you alright

It's merely honey its sweet!

My nose has just bled its real!

Give you some forged one!

"Prop Car"

Have a drink

Mr. Tang, how are you? Hong Kong's newspaper

-Thank you
-Thank you

Who do you want to see?

Is Mr. Yuen here?

I'm ET... No... I'm Tang

Let him in

Are you little Tang?

Damn it you're so stupid!

Who are you?

Call me' grandfather'

KP Yuen has been transferred back to Beijing

Damn it bastard

Wasting my time and effort

You...

Grandfather, also
comes from the Mainland China?

I can't do down now

You block my way

I'm sorry

Grandfather, how's comrade Yuen now?

He is being re-educated

He only lost ten millions during one year in HK

Don't you think he needs re-education?

And you

I promise

to lose 100 millions in a year!

A hundred millions!

Little Tang, you're so useless

I've never seen all who is as useless as you

Yes, I'm of no use!

But if I can be re-educated by you, Grandfather

I guarantee, I can lose
100 millions in six months

It's none of your business!

Your company is no longer yours

The owner is called something like Ngao

We can form another company!

It's not that easy

Your company has been registered
with the Chinese government

Otherwise I would not have invested in it and

Place ads for their

Oh I see... Yes 'Grandfather'

You give me three days time

Miss Chu? I'm talking about you

Yes, I remember

tomorrow 3pm I'll sign contract with you

Don't worry

Your commission I understand

I know all your deals with the 'Grandfather

I only want to have my company back

It's only necessary for you to sign here

then company would be mine again

Don't you think

you're too idealistic?

You're artists

You won't complete with me, will you?

I do some shits

so that you will look virtuous

And by the way you know
nothing about bullion and currencies

How about if I'm money-minded?

One million

Not really so money-minded!

Two millions

There've three people
in my family, so at least 3 millions!

3 millions

Yes, And it must be paid in cash cheque!

Grandfather would come
at 3 pm to sign the contract

OK. Sign it

No, I can't

I've to see whether it can be cashed

You still don't trust me!

We maybe in a mess if we trust you again

Don't worry if the cheque is cashed,

I will sign the contract

I'm not so cunning as you're

Have you seen my nephew?

He often goes around the girls.
He's seldom in the office

I... how do I know?

That bastard!

Sign it, it's nice to be able to stand out

Right! Being free from the trouble
is more important than 3 millions

Pig head!

Hay Man, I'm the boss of this company

So please don't call me pig head!

No more nonsense!

Alex said since you've his schoolmate

He told me to give you back the company

Oh really?

Give me the pen

Call you to tea if you've time

Don't call me I don't know you

Haven't you gone to Beijing?

Please save me

Call the police. They've swindles

We've also swindlers!

My 3 millions

Unfasten me first!

It's lucky this time!

Mom, the cheque has been banked in

It's my Phone-call

What?

What about now?

OK

Mom, it's too bad

The Bank said ET wants to cancel our cheque

Forget it. By the way, it's dirty money

But the bank manager said the money
has been transferred into our account

So it can't be canceled!