Round Trip to Heaven (1992) - full transcript

Since Larry works at a garage, he gets to use one of the Rolls Royces. There is only one problem, there is a briefcase full of money in the trunk. So when Larry and his cousin Steve decide to go to Palm Springs to look for Ms. Right at a popular beauty pageant, the owner of the briefcase will do the impossible to get it back.

("Home in my Heart")

♪ You got a home in my heart ♪

♪ It's always there for you ♪

♪ You got a smile that's so bright ♪

♪ Oh, it's true ♪

♪ As I surrender to

that look in your eyes ♪

♪ The search is over now that I realize ♪

♪ You are my answer to love ♪

♪ Took me so long to see ♪

♪ You were there for me ♪

♪ I should've known from the start ♪

♪ That heaven was not too far ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ You are my answer to love ♪

♪ Took me so long to see ♪

♪ You were there for me ♪

♪ I should've known from the start ♪

♪ That heaven was not too far ♪

♪ Now you've got a home in my heart ♪

(dramatic music)

- Watch him.

- You guys double dating?

- Fuck you.

Where's the money?

- First I wanna see the goods.

- [Man] Look out, he's got a gun.

(rifle booming)

Fuck!

(groaning)

(tires screeching)

(upbeat music)

(honking)

(siren wailing)

(shooting)

(glass breaking)

(honking)

(tires squealing)

(honking)

(yelling)

- Shit!

Fuck me!

(engine rumbling)

(engine clanking)

(children chanting)

- Don't do that, young man.

Stay right there.

(moaning)

(honking)

- Miss.

- Call me Molly.

- Mrs. Ivenstein.

(children chanting)

- Boingo's up there and he's not done yet.

I mean, he's not finished rehearsing.

- I'm Boingo here, I'm a clown,

do you see that I'm a clown.

(honking)

(chanting)

- He's coming, very shortly.

He'll be arriving downstairs.

(laughing)

(moaning)

- Yes!

(booing)

- You stink!

Get out of here!

- No, no, Mrs, I didn't

need that anyway, that was -

- The bear says to the chicken,

that's not a hamburger,

that's a pickle.

(booing)

- Boingo.

Boingo.

- Larry.

- Larry.

That was ...

How much?

(dramatic music)

- I got to call you back.

What the hell?

(sirens wailing)

- Hold it right there, asshole.

Hands up, behind your head,

asshole, lock the fingers.

- [Officer] Alright, on the

hood, hands behind your back.

Get him in the back.

- Hey, hey, hey, what's going on here?

- Police business, sir,

everything's under control.

Look, we're going to take

him down and book him.

- [Officer] Jim, I'll see

you back at the station.

- Hey, little girl, don't look so blue,

Boingo has got a surprise for you.

Watch the handkerchief.

There you go.

- Thanks.

- Bye, little girl.

Bye, kids.

- [Children] Bye, Boingo!

(honking)

- Bye, kids.

- You turkey.

- Next time I show up at

a party where the kids

are one second older than

preschool age, I'm out of there.

- Well, one thing's for sure,

Boingo is fun for the whole family.

- That's funny.

- Well, I should be so lucky, you know.

- Oh, yeah, you've got

a lot to complain about.

Your dad sends you off to

Europe to go to college

and I'm stuck here slaving

my ass off all summer

with two jobs, not one, but two.

- Come on, Larry, you know your dad

would've done the same thing.

- Yeah, I guess you're right.

- [Steve] Boingo, I mean you

got to admit, it's funny.

I mean you do look pretty cute.

- [Larry] We'll just see

how funny it is, my friend,

when you're standing in line

to see the world premier of

Boingo, the motion picture.

- [Steven] Oh, yeah, I'm sure

they're going to be lining

up the block to see that one.

- Lucille.

- Hi.

- Hey, what's going on?

This is my cousin, Steven.

- Hi, Steve.

From New England, right?

- That's right, hi.

- Well, I guess maybe

I'll see you guys later.

- Yeah, maybe we'll come

by for a slice, definitely.

- She is cute.

She one of your conquests?

- Lucille?

- Yeah.

- No, she's like family.

We go back for years.

No sex involved.

- Oh, pity.

- I guess.

- If you're coming to screw

with me I'm going to bust your

head open before you can say Pete Rose.

- Mike, Mike, it's us, Larry and Steve,

don't worry about it.

- So, what, I'm here closing up.

- Yeah, well that's kind

of why I showed up now

because I wanted to let you know.

- And that's the last damn time,

you can bet your ass on that.

First there was only weekends.

Then it was the film

school every Monday night.

How am I supposed to run a business here?

- Like I was saying -

- A while ago, the cops caught some clown

out there in the yard.

- A clown?

- Probably trying to steal

the Rolls if you ask me.

Speaking of which, that

Rolls is got to be finished

first thing Monday morning.

Which is two days after tomorrow,

in case you're not counting.

- Well, as a matter of fact,

I'm going to be in here

first thing tomorrow,

so you really don't have

anything to worry about.

- I got news for you, pal.

I'm out of here.

- Okay.

- I'm driving out of town for the weekend

and I don't want any funny business here.

And if the Rolls isn't

finished Monday morning,

look for a new job, that's a promise.

- It's my kind of good day.

- Just in time.

So, I trust you're all packed.

- I don't think I can do it, Uncle Jerry.

- Oh come one, you just grab some things

and you stuff them in a

suitcase and you're all set.

- I mean, I don't think I can go.

- Uh, this has been a dream

of yours for how long now?

- I know, but maybe it was

just meant to be that, a dream

because reality is I'm going

to be way out of my league.

Like, way out.

- Missy, if you're out

of your league it's only

because your head and shoulders

above the rest of them.

- Uncle Jerry, you know as well as I do -

- What I know is, you got

to follow your dreams.

- So, you'll take off early

tonight, you'll go home,

you'll pack, you'll get

a good night's rest.

I got a cab coming nine

o'clock tomorrow morning

take you to the airport.

(laughing)

- That's gross.

- Come on, you're gorgeous

already, let's go.

- Gorgeous, you want to see gorgeous,

let me show you gorgeous.

- Miss April Summer, now

this my friend is gorgeous.

- Oh yeah, the Miss Perfect you called

and told me about once at two AM, my time.

She's beautiful alright.

I wouldn't do that, I mean if

you keep sucking on that photo

you're going to get ink poisoning and die.

- I may put my mouth on her for real.

I'd gladly die.

- You die and I'll go get some pizza.

(singing in foreign language)

- You know the last time

I saw a look like that

was in your mother's eyes.

God rest her soul.

She was looking at your dad

and the next thing you know

there was a little pizza in the oven.

- Uncle Jerry.

- You better serve it to

him before it gets cold.

(upbeat music)

Here you go.

Nice to see people are enjoying my food.

Listen, you got to promise,

not a word of this to Lucille,

she'd kill me.

Open it up, look inside.

They didn't put her picture in there,

just some of the more

well known models I guess,

but she's in there.

- Lucille Johnson.

Sponsored by Uncle Jerry's Pizza Emporium.

- Let me see.

- I didn't know that Lucille was a model.

- Oh yeah, she's been doing

quite a little bit of it.

On the side.

Eye glasses, janitorial

supplies, you know, local stuff.

Last week she did a thing for

the Turner Rose Association

up in Bakersfield.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- God, that's impressive.

- Oh my God, I don't

believe it, look at that.

- Oh my God.

- [Jerry] What is it, you know her?

- Yes.

Well, not yet.

- Well, I just wanted

to share it with you.

I mean, hell, you've known

her since junior high school.

It's kind of nice when

something like this happens

to one of your own, huh?

- Yeah, yeah, no that's great.

No, I'm really happy for you.

That's really great.

- Would you like another pizza?

- Hey, Jerry?

- Yeah.

- Wow, we just inhaled a pizza for 12.

Hey, Larry, didn't you say those girls

were going to cook us dinner tonight?

- Ah, shit.

(laughing)

- Come on, you got to finish.

- Yvonne, really, I can't have -

- Yvette, silly, you keep

calling me Yvonne, it's Yvette.

- I knew that, I knew that actually.

I was making sure you remembered -

(laughing)

Oh, thank you, thank you.

So, you guys made it all yourselves, huh?

- Yeah.

We used up all the good

shit in the house too.

Heinz 57 sauce,

ginseng

and a couple cans of

anchovies paste for the taste.

- And you know what the ginseng is for.

- That would be sex, right?

- Mm hmm.

- Yeah, well we should probably find out

if that's working at all.

Wait, I can feel it.

It's happening, I can feel it.

Let's go, I don't want to lose this.

This is good.

- Hey, is your friend going to stay

in the bathroom all night?

- Oh, well probably not.

That would probably be a good

thing if he didn't do that

because if he was in the

bathroom then he wouldn't be

doing this ginseng thing or sex or.

(knocking)

Yo, Steve, it's time for desert

and you should probably

come get it yourself.

(toilet flushing)

(panting)

- Are you okay?

- Yeah, it must have been something I ate.

Earlier.

- [Tina] What flavor you like?

(upbeat music)

- Hey, wait a minute.

We've got plenty of time, you know.

- Okay, we got passion fruit, banana,

a little lime thing going here.

- You know, if it's any help,

any one of those will do Muffy just fine.

- Muffy?

I thought you said your name was Tina.

♪ Just like you wanted to ♪

♪ This time around you know, my friend ♪

♪ You won't be playing with me ♪

♪ You hurt me before ♪

♪ The pain hasn't faded away ♪

♪ But now you're back in my arms ♪

♪ You've taken my heart ♪

♪ You tore it apart ♪

♪ What do you want from me now ♪

♪ I gave you my love ♪

♪ But it's not enough ♪

(moaning)

It's coming.

- Oh, yes!

Yes!

(gagging)

(yelling)

- [TV] This in Entertainment News.

Palm Springs will get

even hotter this weekend

as some 25 beautiful young women

will complete for the title

of Miss Future Top Model of the Year.

The event will feature up and

comers of professional model

and will be held at the Tropics Hotel

where thousands of spectators

are expected to turn out.

- I don't believe it.

- Believe it, baby.

Oh, yeah.

- I got it.

- Uh huh.

- I got it.

- Oh, yeah.

- I got it, I got it, I got it!

I got it!

I got it, I got it, I got it,

I got it, I got it, I got it.

I got it, Steve.

- You got it, I heard,

I'm very happy for you.

- Listen, asshole, I

don't know what the hell

you think you got because it wasn't me.

You couldn't get a fucking sock off.

Where the hell's Tina at?

- Come on, Yvette, we're out of here.

You kinky bastard.

- Well, I -

- Kinky?

- Asshole barfed on me, man.

- [Yvette] Oh, great.

- You're sick, you barfed on her?

You barfed on Tina, man?

That's really good, I

should've thought of that.

Actually, what I did think of,

April Summers, this

weekend in Palm Springs.

Rolls Royce at shop.

Keys to Rolls Royce at shop.

Larry and Steve -

- Alright, let me get this straight,

you want us to take the Rolls

Royce and go to Palm Springs?

I think not.

- What do you mean?

- What do you mean, what do I mean?

- I mean, think about it.

I mean, I mean, April

Summers is going to be there.

Imagine the possibilities.

(light music)

(climatic music)

("Only You")

♪ Only you ♪

♪ Can make all this world seem right ♪

♪ Only you ♪

♪ Can make the darkness bright ♪

♪ Only you and you alone ♪

♪ Can trill me like you do ♪

♪ And fill my heart

with love for only you ♪

♪ Only you ♪

♪ Can make all this change in me ♪

♪ For it's true ♪

♪ You are my destiny ♪

I must be dreaming.

- You are.

- You are.

- No.

- [Steve] You are.

You are dreaming.

Wake up.

- Hey, hey.

Oh, your timing is for shit.

I had a vision.

(dark music)

- [Melvin] Well, hell if I

know, sir, but he's cheap.

He took a bus and he

got off at Glover Street

and right now he is on foot walking, sir.

- [Chief] Jesus Christ,

if he got off the bus

of course he's on foot, walking.

- Right now, he's looking

in the window of some.

- Stereo shop.

- Stereo shop.

- [Chief] Well, make

sure you don't lose him.

We let him out for a reason, goddamn it.

Now, just keep in touch, over and out.

- That is a filthy habit, Ed,

really it is a very

filthy disgusting habit.

- Don't start preaching to me, Melvin.

If I want to hear a sermon,

I'll go to church, okay?

- That is because you are still

a slave to your habit, Ed.

Not me, I have quit, smoke

stoppers, I am now a free man.

Pork rind?

- I don't want to burst

your bubble, Mr. Wonderful,

but it's only been a week

since you quit smoking.

One lousy week.

You're right.

- I don't believe this, you want to bet?

- A whole month?

- Yeah.

- Maximum bet?

- Oh, maximum bet.

Yeah, yeah okay.

Maximum bet, why not.

- We are going to Palm

Springs this weekend.

Do you understand?

That car does not have

to be done until Monday.

That means we have the whole

weekend with the Rolls Royce.

A Rolls Royce, a black Rolls

Royce with a convertible.

- Don't start with that again, okay?

There is no way in hell

that we are taking that car

to Palm Springs.

♪ Round, round, get around, I get around ♪

I'm telling you this is not a good idea.

- [Larry] What's not a good idea?

♪ Get around, round round I get around ♪

♪ From town to town ♪

♪ Get around round round I get around ♪

♪ I'm a real cool head ♪

♪ Get around round round I get around ♪

♪ I'm making real good bread ♪

♪ Get around round round I get around ♪

♪ I'm getting bugged driving up

and down the same old strip ♪

♪ I gotta find a new place

where the kids are hip ♪

♪ My buddies and me are

getting real well known ♪

♪ Yeah, the bad guys know

us and they leave us alone ♪

- Follow your dreams.

- Fuck me.

- Damn it we got to wrap it,

he's running across the street.

- He's running across the street, sir.

- [Chief] What do you mean

he's running across the street?

♪ I get around ♪

- [Cab Driver] Hey, hey, hey.

Hey!

- Catch that Rolls.

I mean now.

- We're on him like fuck on a skunk.

- And we are -

- And.

- We're on him.

- I feel more like following him

if you take that big

ass gun out of my neck.

- Who said follow, asshole, I said catch.

- This is not right, let go of me.

- Shut the fuck up, hey cabbie,

did you ever seen anybody

get shot in the face,

I mean, this close, like pow, like that.

- Hey, girl, girl listen to me.

Would you sit back and shut up?

♪ To leave their best girl

home now on Saturday night ♪

♪ I get around ♪

♪ Get around round round I get around ♪

♪ From town to town ♪

♪ Get around round round I get around ♪

♪ I'm a real cool head ♪

♪ Get around round round I get around ♪

- Can't I just get out of the car?

- You want to get out?

She wants to get out.

Sure, you can get out.

Here you go, go ahead, get the fuck out.

- Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, wait a minute!

Hey, hey, hey, look, look, look,

we don't need to do that shit,

the girl don't want to go no where?

Hey come on, look.

- Shut up, you just keep fucking driving

and shut your fucking mouth.

- Hey girl, listen to me,

would you just sit back.

Look, she going to sit back,

she going to be quite this time, alright.

You know, your ass ain't

made out of rubber.

Shit, this was supposed to

have been my day off too.

Ain't no way in hell

I'm going to be able to

explain this to my old lady.

Anything particular you want me to do

once I catch this Rolls Royce?

- Just catch it, I'll do.

(upbeat music)

(beeping)

- Hey, man, what are you doing?

I got to pay for this!

- I'm getting tired, why

don't you drive for a while?

- It's wicked city, man.

- Just drive, okay ready.

Hold the wheel, are you ready?

- What are you, sick?

Are you crazy?

- Take the wheel, there

you go, no problem.

(tires squealing)

("In the Summertime")

♪ In the summertime when

the weather is hot ♪

♪ You can stretch right

up and touch the sky ♪

♪ When the weather's fine ♪

♪ You got women, you

got women on your mind ♪

♪ Have a drink, have a drive ♪

♪ Go out and see what you can find ♪

♪ If her daddy's rich

take her out for a meal ♪

♪ If her daddy's poor

just do what you feel ♪

♪ Speed along the lane ♪

- I know we're short of staff,

that's the kind of mundane matter

I pay you to deal with, right?

Okay, I've got much more

important, my hands are full

details out here, okay.

Alright.

(slow music)

(laughing)

What?

Yeah, yeah, no, you're beautiful,

I said you're beautiful.

Now get your beautiful

self on the damn phone

and find somebody, okay.

Yeah, I'll keep in touch,

I got to run now, okay.

Hi.

I'm George Palermo,

I'm the manager of this

incredible establishment

and as you happen to be

quite incredible yourself,

I was thinking that maybe you,

this your first time in Palm Springs?

- Palm Springs?

Man, I can't go back home to my old lady

with no fucking tan.

- Yes sir, Captain, that

is what I said, sir.

Palm Springs, over.

- [Captain] What the fuck -

(static)

- We can't hear you, sir.

I lost you after what the fuck, over.

- [Captain] Stupid fuck ups.

- That part we got.

- Gee, we got that part, sir, over.

- Asshole.

(lively music)

- Ain't no way we going to

catch no damn Rolls Royce

out on no highway.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

we'll have to catch up

to them in Palm Springs.

(engine clanking)

- We ain't going to make

it to Palm Springs either.

- Can we, can we stop.

I have to go to the bathroom.

- Hey, hey, what the fuck are you doing?

You don't stop this car

til I tell you to stop it.

- I'm serious, I have a weak bladder.

- Weak bladders, I know about them.

My old lady pees so much,

she walks in a squat.

- Shut up, shut the fuck up.

- Really, I have to go.

I really have to go.

- We got a rest stop coming up.

- Shit!

- I told you we wasn't going to make it.

- Get back off the gas.

- [Cab Driver] There ain't

no gas to back off of.

- Sure is hot out here, good

thing we have a convertible.

Hi, how you doing?

- Alright.

- Give me one, two, three

dollars super unleaded.

- [Cab Driver] Man, I can't believe this.

I'm stuck out here in the desert

with a white man with a gun.

Ain't got no damn water.

I feel like a buzzard with a Nike suit on.

- [Stoneface] Shut up.

- Last thing I need is a tan,

end up looking like my cousin.

He was so black he went to night school

and got counted absent.

Oh, shoot.

Oh now look, now he's pushing

me, now he's pushing me.

- [Lucille] Pervert!

(upbeat music)

- [Larry] You see that girl up there?

That looks like Lucille!

- Where?

- There.

- [Steve] It is Lucille, man.

- [Larry] Lucille!

- Did you eat my candy bar, Ed?

- No, I did not eat your candy bar.

Want a smoke?

(laughing)

- That's incredibly cruel, actually.

No, Ed, I do not need a cigar

and I'll tell you something else.

As sure as shit draws flies,

this guy is not coming

back, you know that?

- That's your professional opinion.

- Yes, yes as a matter of fact, Ed,

that is my professional opinion, yeah.

- All the more reason to wait.

- [Lucille] What are talking about?

I was kidnapped today and I

had a gun stuck in my face.

- I'm telling you that we

can't just call the cops, okay.

The cops will just complicate things.

Next thing you know we'll

be late for the pageant,

one thing after another

and then we're going to

have a lot to worry about.

- [Lucille] Well what is it

with you and this car anyway?

- What is it with me and this car?

Well, I borrowed this car.

- You see, the thing is Casanova here

wants to impress Miss April Summer.

- Who's she?

- She's his dream girl, you know.

She's this unbelievable girl

that's entering the pageant.

Same one you're in,

believe me, you'll see.

- Thank you, Steve.

(light music)

- Welcome to the Tropics.

Checking in, sir?

- Maybe.

(chattering)

- Well, good luck with your dream girl.

- Thanks and good luck

to you with your pageant

and hopefully we'll see you around.

(upbeat music)

- [Cab Driver] Man, how you

expect us to find a Rolls Royce,

a particular Rolls Royce

here in Palm Springs?

All these white people got Rolls Royce's.

There's about 50 million Rolls Royce's

here in Palm Springs.

Shoot, you should've got low jack.

- And a bellman will bring

your bags when you're ready.

- Okay, sure.

- Sorry, we're short staffed this weekend

and if I can do anything,

please let me know.

- Alright, here you go.

- Have a nice time at the Tropics.

- You bet.

They're understaffed this weekend?

- [Steve] So, what?

- [Larry] So, what?

God, you're slow.

Come on, I've got it.

- Have a seat.

I'll be right with you.

(chattering)

- Who are you?

- I'm Lucille.

- Hi, Lucille.

Monica, I have a new one.

- Well, good luck, guys.

Do your best and remember our policy.

- All for one, one for

all, everybody pitches in.

And thank you, Mrs. Rasnick

or is that, Miss Rasnick?

- Well, it's Miss, but

you may call me Stella.

- Alright, Stella.

We'll catch you around.

(chattering)

- This is size seven?

- I don't know, it was just given to me.

- I thought you were going

to wear the black bikini,

it looks great.

- You're right, it does look hot.

On me.

Doesn't it.

- Excuse me.

God, she's a bitch.

- Hi, I'm Lucille.

(phone ringing)

- Hello?

Hold on.

April Summer?

April, you have a call.

Girls, please, I repeat myself.

No more personal calls

in the dressing room.

I don't care how urgent it is.

(upbeat music)

- [MC] Alright, come on, come on,

let's hear it for these incredible ladies!

Okay and remember, results

for the swimsuit competition

will be tomorrow at the finals

for the Miss International

Future Top Model Pageant.

Alright!

(cheering)

For you boys in the front

row, take your close shot.

♪ I thought about the

ways I can make you wet ♪

♪ Now I'm memorized ♪

Let's hear it for the ladies, come on!

(cheering)

- Sure, Miss Rasnick, no problem,

I'll work your barbecue.

♪ Work it baby, work it ♪

♪ Lust ♪

♪ Yeah, work it baby, work it ♪

♪ I'm talking about lust ♪

- Want me to go up to the room

and get you your down coat?

It's the way you want it.

Checked out any of the

girls down by the pool?

See you later.

- What a dick.

- One of the highlights of today's pageant

is definitely the

swimsuit competition, huh?

So, without further ado,

let me introduce our bathing beauties.

Back, back you pigs, you.

♪ Work it, baby, work it ♪

♪ I'm talking about lust ♪

♪ Work it, baby, work it ♪

- There you go, hope you enjoy the women.

(cheering)

♪ I'm talking about lust ♪

- Now, in case you forgot,

this is an international event.

Now, from the land down

under, under Texas, anyway,

from Mexico City, Mexico,

Miss Juanita Alvarez.

(cheering)

Oh, and last but not

least, from the big D,

small a, double l a s, Miss

Hot Damn, April Summer.

(cheering)

♪ I'm talking about lust ♪

♪ L-U-S-T, lust ♪

♪ Do it baby, do it ♪

♪ Work it baby, work it ♪

Now let's hear it for

these bathing beauties.

(cheering)

- Man, why's this always happen to me?

Everybody else can drive all

week nothing happen to them -

- Will you shut the fuck up,

I'm sick and tired of hearing

you bitch and moaning.

- Bitch?

You call this bitching?

You ain't got no idea,

you wait til I try to

explain this to my old lady.

Shit.

- Alright, alright,

alright, just, just move it.

But some foot in it, will you?

- But it's a 35 mile and hour zone, sir.

- I don't give a fuck.

Move it.

(siren wailing)

Shit.

- You can say that again.

- Pull over and act normal.

You even look sideways,

I blow the back of your

fucking head out the window.

- I got it.

You ain't got to worry

about nothing, he's white.

(CB chattering)

Is there anything wrong, Mr. Police?

- Let me see your license.

- Yeah, I got it right here, officer.

- You wait right here.

- Pardon me, officer, but

is this going to take long?

- [Officer] That depends, sir.

- Here, buy your wife a muzzle.

And remember, asshole, I

know where to find you.

- Police, police, officer.

- I told you to wait in the car.

- No, but you don't understand -

- Back in the car.

- He's a bad man, he put a -

- I said get back in the car.

- You ain't got to pull your gun,

I'm just trying to tell you

this man kidnapped my ass.

He held me hostage.

- [Officer] Sit quiet in your car.

- He held me hostage

though, he gave me money.

Kiss my ass, should've known

he wouldn't believe it.

(chattering)

- Now remember, remember,

the finals of the swimsuit competition

will be tallied and announced

tomorrow during the finals

of our Miss International

Top Model Pageant.

(cheering)

- Seventy-five dollars?

What are you trying to do, pay rent?

You going to give me a ticket for going

a few miles over the speed limit.

- Sir, sir, if you have a complaint,

go down to the police station,

you see the desk Sargent.

- But this man put me a gun to my -

- And watch the speed

limit, this isn't LA.

- This isn't LA.

(engine starting)

(lively music)

- All I wanted was a nice,

quiet summer vacation.

What am I doing?

Pushing shrimp down a

hallway in Palm Springs.

- No, no, I don't ever

remember you asking me

for a quiet summer vacation.

What I do remember is I remember

you calling me up saying

Lar, cousin, buddy o

mine, I am bored to death

and I need some excitement in my life.

So, of course, I took care of you

and gave you some excitement.

- Yeah, but in the last 24

hours I've ODed on pizza,

I heaved all over some girl,

we committed grand theft auto,

some guy is chasing us around

town with a gun, come on.

- That's excitement, that

is definitely excitement.

Yo, let's try this one.

See, what I'd tell you.

It's completely empty,

vacant, nobody lives here.

- Yeah, what if it's a late check in, huh,

did you think about that?

- Blow up that bridge when we get to it.

- Great.

- I'm telling you, Melvin,

this guy has gotten on my last nerve.

This slime ball takes

us on a three hour tour

of Palm Springs.

(knocking)

- [Bellman] Bellman, i've

got your luggage, sir.

- Yes, yes, we're in the bathroom.

I mean, I'm going to the bathroom.

I mean, go ahead and come in

and leave it in the closet.

That's what you should do.

Come ahead, yes, thank you very much.

- Anything else, sir?

- [Larry] Nope, can't

think of anything, thanks.

- Fuck you, dick.

- At last, some peace and quiet.

- Now all we need to

do is figure out a way

to get into that reception

tonight and get some tuxedos.

- Hey, why don't we just

break into the dry cleaning

and steal a couple.

- That's a great idea.

- What, why do you always think I'm lying?

What?

No, I'm telling you, this

white man jumped in my taxi

and he put a gun to my damn head.

What do you mean you going

to put a gun to my head?

Look.

No, no, no, no, no, I am not with my ho.

No, look, I ain't with no ho.

Baby, I'm telling you, it

was straight on my way home.

Don't you hang up on me!

Don't you!

Never let me explain.

It's okay.

Got me some cash.

Ha ha ha.

(light music)

- Alright, this tuxedo is

three sizes too big for me.

- I know that, Steve, what do you expect,

express tailoring, this

is not Beverly Hills.

Know what your problem is, Steve?

You're too tense, I think

you need to get laid.

How long's it been, a year or two maybe?

That's what your problem is,

too tense, you need to relax.

- No I'm not.

What if we get caught, have

you thought about that?

- We're not going to get caught.

Hi.

- Like that, helping with

the laundry delivery.

That's what it's all about,

pitching in, teamwork,

I like that.

- Right, all for one, one for all.

Yes, we like you.

- You know, I never

realized how many old people

come to live here.

- Yeah and they got the nerve

to bring their parents with them.

- Really?

(laughing)

Hey look.

- The arms are too long

and the legs are too short.

It's designed for a gorilla.

♪ Before the night is gone ♪

♪ I feel your body ♪

- What?

Oh good, I can see that not all

your taste is in your mouth.

Come on, I'll introduce you.

- No, no, no, I can't, I can't.

- Can't?

Of course you can,

all you have to do is

think with your dick,

you'll be fine, let's go.

♪ I feel your body ♪

- You see that great looking guy?

- Hi, I'm Larry Page, how are you?

This is my friend, Steve.

- Steve Weldon, hi.

(speaking in foreign language)

- Ah, you're Polish.

- Russian.

- Russian, Russian was what I was thinking

and that was my next guess, actually.

- Just my luck.

(dramatic music)

- [Stoneface] Bingo.

- Actually, I think Russian

history is really fascinating.

I read War and Peace a few times.

The Cliff Notes actually.

I think a relative of mine was from.

- St. Petersburg?

- Yeah.

- I'm from St. Petersburg.

- Really?

Wow.

I guess Disney was right,

it's a small world.

- What is this?

I thought this was punch,

it went right to my head.

- You know, we should get together.

- So, what do you do, Mr. Larry?

- Me and Steve, actually,

we're big film producers

is what we do, we make big movies.

- What kind big movies?

- You know, large ones.

The ones that make all the money actually.

Ever see Rambo?

- I love Rambo.

- No shit.

I mean, you do, really, you like Rambo.

Good, that's a good thing.

She's loves Rambo, huh.

- I could give you a few

tips on the little things

it takes, you know, to

win a beauty contest.

(speaking in foreign language)

- Excuse me, what was that?

- I do not think you make Rambo.

- Oh well, you see, I don't really think -

- Larry, Steve, wow what a surprise.

My too favorite producers.

I'm sorry for barging in, excuse me.

- Lucille.

- So, how is Sly?

- He's really good,

been working out lately,

pumping that iron, you know.

- So, give him my regards.

- Of course I will.

- You see, it doesn't really

matter how big they've become.

They never really forget

a friend from the past.

It's very rare in

Hollywood, it's very rare.

(light music)

♪ And I can't speak ♪

♪ One look in your eyes

my knees get weak ♪

- Wow.

♪ Head over heels, I'm falling fast ♪

- Excuse me.

♪ How long will the feeling last ♪

♪ Is it love ♪

- Take this for me, I'll be back.

- Take your time.

- Miss Rasnick, I was just wondering if

you wanted some fruits

because I was walking around -

- Stella, we are running

low in champagne, my dear.

- Ah, yes George, I'll be right on it.

- Oh, you want some, sure

go ahead, help yourself.

As a matter of fact, here

just take the whole plate.

- Listen, Lar, I think

I'm in with the Russian.

- You?

Miss Moscow?

- Yeah, you're not going

to believe this, listen.

She's invited me back to her room tonight

after the surprise birthday party.

- Oh, hey.

- Yeah, here's the best part,

guess who's surprise birthday party it is?

- Mine?

- No, April Summer's.

- April Summer's?

- Yeah.

- I got an idea, Steve.

- No, no, no, you don't have any ideas.

- You got to help me with this.

- It's an all girl party.

- I need your help.

- We can't.

- That's okay.

- Don't do this to me.

- It doesn't matter.

- Don't blow it.

- It's alright.

- Don't blow this for me.

- Look, like I said, sir,

I really can't give out any

information about the guests.

- Hey, I'm not asking for

his fucking medical records,

all I want is his name, okay.

In exchange for this.

Now, give it to me.

- Just his name?

- Just his name, will

you give me his name.

- Page.

- What?

- Page, Page.

- Yo, if you're going to do

that little Russian thing,

then don't forget to go downstairs

and get yourself some of

them little helmet helpers

in the gift shop.

You know what I mean?

You know what I mean, don't you Steve?

I'm talking to you.

I'm talking to you about

those little sperm buckets

they got downstairs.

And oh, if I were you, I

would get the red ones.

(laughing)

Red ones.

Steve she's Russian.

Money.

Money.

Oh my God.

- Come on, lady, I know Mr.

Page has got to be staying here,

his car's in the parking lot.

- I'm sorry, sir, there's

no one by that name

registered at this hotel.

Why don't you check in the restaurant.

- Yeah.

- Have a good evening, sir.

- What's so good about it?

- He was inquiring about a Mr. Page.

Must be his exchange man.

- We are closing in on him,

Ed, I can feel it in my bones.

- Speaking of a bone.

Do you see those women going

in and out of that ball room.

- Maybe we should take this to the police.

I think we should take this to the police.

- No, no, Steve, we're not going

to take this to the police.

We're not going to spend the whole weekend

in the police station answering questions.

I mean, that's ridiculous.

You know what.

I bet you anything that the

guy Lucille was talking about

is after this money.

- Oh, shit and he's got a gun.

Larry, I don't like this,

I don't like this at all.

- What we're going to do,

we're going to put this under the bed

and we'll talk about it later.

We've got things to do.

(phone ringing)

- Hello?

Great.

Hey, everybody, they're here, come on.

Shh, turn off the light.

Hide everyone, hide, quick.

(chattering)

- [Girls] Surprise!

(cheering)

- Thanks.

(chattering)

- You sure, look again,

come on, Page with an A.

That's a W, you kidding, come here.

(phone ringing)

- [Host] Restaurant.

How many in your party?

- Faggot.

- [Host] Alright, and

that's Robertson, correct?

- Excuse me, excuse me, we are LAPD,

I'm afraid we'll have to confiscate this .

- [Ed] What the hell are you doing?

- Ed, for god's sake

you got to help me out.

I got to get something to eat.

- Not now, we're closing

in on this turkey.

Control yourself for Christ's sake.

- Ed, that is easy for you to say.

I mean you just take a

couple hits of Maalox,

you're fine for a couple

hours, I am dying here.

- I got it.

What if we help Stoneface find Mr. Page?

- How do you plan to do that?

- You just keep an eye on

him, I'll be right back.

- [Melvin] Right.

Waiter, no.

(upbeat music)

(knocking)

- Special entertainment

delivery for April Summer.

- Hey, girls, entertainment's here.

- Yeah.

- Look at this.

- Hi, where's April Summer?

- [Girl] It's your date, April.

- Hi, uh, this is entertainment,

compliments of Mr. Larry Page.

- [April] Who the hell is Larry Page?

- Larry, producer, big producer, Rambo.

- Right, Rambo, producer.

- Really?

- Yeah, sure.

Oh, why don't you go

ahead and have a seat.

Everybody get comfortable relax.

(chattering)

(upbeat music)

- Yeah, must be a lot

of wealthy people here.

- Look son, I don't want to

have to haul you into court

on charges of obstructing justice,

collaboration on the

conspiracy to commit a crime.

All I want to know is

if you too any luggage

up to Mr. Page's room?

- Yeah, I took some luggage

up to that cheap ass.

Room 407, yeah 407.

- Thank you.

Just follow my lead.

You believe our friend, Page.

You remember Page?

He used to play golf with us back in LA.

The son of a bitch must have

hit the lottery big time.

Bought himself a brand new

Rolls Royce convertible.

A Rolls Royce convertible.

(laughing)

- Yeah, yeah, the black Rolls

Royce convertible, no less.

- Yeah, you know he's staying

right here in the hotel.

Spending cash money like

it's going out of style.

Says he wants to stop by his room later on

to collect the 50 Gs he owes us.

- What room is that?

- [Ed] 407.

- Room 407, let's see,

that'll be on, what,

the forth floor I guess.

A white chocolate

covered raisinets please.

- [Ed] Let's go.

- A little junior mints

thing here, trident,

some certs, some Fi Bar Am,

just grab one of these.

(knocking)

- Melvin.

- Shh, shh, shh, he's right behind us.

- Melvin, will you please move?

- Where the hell am I

supposed to move, Ed?

- Anywhere, Melvin as long

as it's off my goddamn foot.

- Oh.

Sorry.

- Now will you check and

see if the coast is clear?

- Damn.

The SOB is sitting right outside the door.

♪ Now you know my name ♪

♪ Now I know your game ♪

♪ And if you want to know ♪

♪ My name is Boingo ♪

(clapping)

- That was very nice.

- Well, thank you, thank you very much.

- Thank the producer for me, will you?

- Yeah, yeah, I will do that.

Anyway, he said that he

wanted to meet you downstairs

in the front entrance at midnight tonight.

- And he is a producer, really?

- Would a clown lie to you?

- You can tell him I'll be there.

- You will?

I mean, you will?

Of course you will.

- But only for a little while.

- Oh, right.

- I have a pageant tomorrow.

- God, you're beautiful.

Sorry, hey.

Got to go now, bye kids!

- [Girls] Bye Boingo!

- Hi.

Little surprise for you, little girl.

Flower.

Thanks for being cool.

Bye, Lucille.

- Boingo.

- Okay, make a wish.

- Okay.

♪ Uh uh, I can't fall for that mess ♪

♪ You done thought about it ♪

♪ What a pain in the chest ♪

♪ Broke, joke, oh what a joke ♪

♪ This is serious, homey ♪

♪ It ain't no joke ♪

♪ So I'm tearing down the house ♪

♪ And you bring back ♪

♪ Be a man, not a mouse ♪

♪ You got to ride up raising ♪

♪ Green like the peas ♪

♪ I can't let you do that ♪

♪ You'll be like my cousin squash ♪

(siren wailing)

- Shit!

- [Danny] Hey, you rat bastard!

- [Man] Danny, the fucking cops, let's go!

Move it!

- You got to be kidding?

- [Man] I said move it.

- Don't make no sense.

I take it y'all going to be paying cash.

(gasping)

(speaking in foreign language)

- Shh, we cannot go here, my chaperone.

We go to your room, da?

- Da, da, we go my room.

(coughing)

My room.

- You have very beautiful eyebrows.

(soft music)

I come out soon now, Steve.

- [Steve] I'm looking forward to that.

(speaking in foreign language)

- That means, I am yours.

- [Steve] They're fake!

- They are not, we do not do

things like that in Russia.

- No, I mean the bills are fake.

Oh.

- April Summer, I presume?

- So, what is it, a musical?

Because I can sing, you know.

I did Grease in high school.

I sort of see myself as more

like the next Marilyn Monroe.

A feature film, something -

- April?

- Yeah.

- Do you think we could

talk about anything besides

the movie business for a while?

- What is more important

than the movie business?

- There's lots of things.

There's you.

There's me.

There's you.

There's this moonlit, balmy desert night.

Romance and the stars and.

(door creaking)

(speaking in foreign language)

- [Cop] Freeze!

- Look, we're LAPD.

- Keep it up, asshole.

- Look, we've got ID.

- I said, freeze.

(upbeat music)

- Son of a bitch!

Freeze!

(shooting)

- Shit!

(screaming)

Get off me!

- Shit!

Shit, man, goddamn it.

- What the?

Hell!

- Shit.

(snoring)

Goddamn it, Melvin!

- It's like fireworks going off.

- Yeah, for me too.

- Goddamn I hate this.

I hate, oh shit!

- Melvin!

Damn.

That's a badge, it's real, we're LAPD.

Now, if you two dimwits will

stop playing cops and robbers

maybe we can proceed with capturing

the real perpetrator of the crime here.

(knocking)

- My chaperone.

- Just a second, I'm coming.

Yeah, what?

(dramatic music)

Don't shoot.

Don't shoot, please.

- Shut up, not a word, you little prick.

Where's the money?

(suspenseful music)

- Fucking A.

That chick is phenomenal.

- If I ever get my hand

on that little weasel.

(groaning)

Let's go.

(popping)

Freeze!

Party's over, pal.

- Who the fuck are you?

- You really want to know, mister?

We're the police.

- Police.

(speaking in foreign language)

Gangster, police.

(speaking in foreign language)

- You know what, Larry?

This has been really interesting.

(light piano music)

- Maybe we can do this

again tomorrow night?

- I'll tell you what?

- What?

- After I win tomorrow night,

we'll celebrate together.

How's that sound?

- Sounds great.

(light piano music)

It's really pretty.

I didn't know you played.

- Thanks.

I didn't know you were a producer.

I'm sorry, you know what I mean.

- Oh.

- You remember that Halloween

party, like 1985, 1986

when you had those fake eyelashes.

You were such a baby.

- I was not.

- You were too.

- I was not.

- You were too.

- You crazy glued them to my eyes.

My eyes were stuck

together for three weeks.

- Yeah, but you look so

ridiculous sitting in class.

All the guys were laughing.

- You know, you look so different.

- Different how?

- I don't know.

You just look

really beautiful.

- Thanks, it's the makeup.

- No, I don't think so.

I really hope you win tomorrow.

- It's not about the winning.

It's about following

your dreams, you know.

- Yeah, I can relate with that.

- It's funny, you know,

we both end up here.

- Yeah, it's pretty weird.

Better let you get your beauty sleep.

Good luck.

Good night, Lucille.

- Goodnight.

Larry?

- Yeah.

- She really is very beautiful,

your friend, April Summer.

- Yeah.

- I told her you were a nice guy.

- You did?

- Yeah, without blowing

your cover, of course.

- Of course.

Thanks, goodnight.

(light piano music)

(speaking in foreign language)

(chattering)

- I told him, no one listens to me.

- Everybody shut up.

With all due respect to

the LAPD, it's my backyard

that this mess got dumped in.

- Don't start with the jurisdiction crap.

- Hold it, will you?

First off, what the

hell is with this money?

- That's drug money.

Drug money this douche bag stole.

- Who you calling a douche bag?

Fucking asshole.

- It's all fake.

- Bullshit, you're a fucking liar.

He doesn't know what he's talking about.

- Dick.

- Fuck you.

- Will you just say that again, son?

- I said, the money is all fake.

It's not worth the paper

that it's printed on.

- Who in the hell is this ding dong?

- That is my friend, big producer, Rambo.

- Producer my ass, he's a punk deef.

(speaking in foreign language)

- What the hell is she saying?

Is that Spanish or something?

- It's fucking rooskie.

- Fucking asshole!

- Commie dyke bitch.

- Hey.

- Hey, hey, hey.

- Have a little respect.

These ladies are guests in our country.

- Listen you, what the hell

did she say your name was?

Rumbo?

Well, Mr. Rumbo, I will not

allow any of these interruptions

in the middle of my

investigation, you got that?

- Yes, sir, yes, sir I do.

By the way, the name's Steve.

- Who in the hell are you?

- Larry Page.

- Put your goddamn hands down.

I think we better take them all downtown,

so we can get to the bottom of this.

- Good idea.

- Good idea.

♪ I love, I love, I

love my calendar girl ♪

♪ Yeah, sweet calendar girl ♪

♪ I love, I love, I

love my calendar girl ♪

♪ Each and every day of the year ♪

♪ January ♪

♪ You start the year all fine ♪

♪ February ♪

♪ You're my little valentine ♪

♪ March ♪

♪ I'm gonna march you down the aisle ♪

♪ April ♪

♪ You're the Easter bunny ♪

♪ When you smile ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ My heart's in a whirl ♪

♪ I love, I love, I love

my little calendar girl ♪

♪ Every day, every day ♪

♪ Every day, every day ♪

♪ Of the year ♪

- Now our finalist in this

years Future Top Model Pageant.

Miss Moscow, Natasha Galena.

(clapping)

- I can't wait for this to be over,

I'm so tired of attention.

Besides, my boyfriend,

Lennie's going to meet me

at the party later.

- Yeah, well have fun for me too,

I don't think I'm going to make it.

I'm meeting George Palermo

in his suite afterwards

for a little night cap.

- I thought you were meeting

that Larry guy, the producer?

- Yeah well, he'll just have

to wait in line, won't he?

I know, you think I'm a bitch, right?

Well you know what,

that's exactly what it takes

to make it in this business.

- [MC] Miss Mexico City, Juanita Alvarez.

(clapping)

(cheering)

Miss Montreal, Cindy Devereaux.

Miss Dallas, April Summers.

(clapping)

- Oh, it's busted.

- It's okay.

- Oh, honey.

- What am I going to do, I

don't have another dress.

- I know, the promoters gave me a dress,

I know it's going to fit, sweetie.

Come on, let's try it on.

- Come on, come on.

- [MC] Miss North

Hollywood, Lucille Johnson.

Lucille Johnson.

(clapping)

- What time is it?

- Don't ask me any questions, Larry.

Fifteen hours of that

in the police station

was more than enough, thank you.

- Thank you.

- What is that, the Omar Sharif look?

(laughing)

- Yes sir, that's what

I said, sir, we got him.

But we can't come back

until tomorrow, sir.

We have a lot of loose ends

we got to tie up here, sir.

Right.

Oh, well, well thank you sir.

Damn fine job.

Right.

Right, we will bring him in tomorrow, sir.

- Let's hear it one more time

for our lovely contestants.

(clapping)

- No, no, thank you.

Thank you, oh God.

Oh, it's good to be home.

- Speaking of good, my

friend, maximum payoff.

- Okay, okay, okay,

here's your five dollars.

- No, wait, wait, wait, you

going to write me a check

for five dollars?

- My check's good.

- I don't want your

check, I want cash money.

- [Melvin] I happen to be a little short.

- If thoughts were illegal.

- What do you say we

investigate some of them bones

you was talking about.

- Melvin, my good man, we

finally agree on something.

(clapping)

- The envelope please.

Ah, the second runner up from

North Hollywood, California,

Lucille Johnson.

(clapping)

- Yeah, alright, man!

- And our first runner up.

All the way from the Soviet

Union, Natasha Galena.

(clapping)

- Way to go, Natasha!

Woo, yeah!

- And now, our new Miss Future Top Model,

from Dallas, Texas, April Summer.

(cheering)

- Alright!

- You promise to write?

- Promise.

You promise to come to St. Petersburg?

- I promise.

- You promise to come

back upstairs one hour?

- We promise.

- We promise.

- Good.

- Hey, Larry Page.

What are you dead or what?

- Oh, hi.

- How you doing?

- I was doing great about one

when we were supposed to meet.

It's now, five and five is a good time.

(light piano music)

- Well?

- Listen.

You don't understand, I'm not a producer.

I'm just a guy from LA

who installs car stereos.

You see, I had this dream

that maybe we could,

you see, I don't know, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I got to go.

Good luck with your career.

I know you're going to do great.

- Yeah, right.

I will say, you do a great clown.

- I try.

- Thanks for letting me

play, you were really sweet.

I got to go.

Bye.

- Excuse me, did you see the

girl that was sitting here

a few minutes ago playing piano?

I'm sorry.

Excuse me, did you.

I'm sorry.

- She went that way.

- Thanks.

Lucille!

("Lucille")

- Natasha, wake up.

Wake up, honey, we got to go.

♪ Lucille ♪

♪ You won't do your sister's will ♪

♪ Oh, Lucille, you won't

do your sister's will ♪

(yelling)

♪ You ran off and married,

but I love you still ♪

♪ Lucille ♪

♪ Please come back where you belong ♪

- This is sure to become an annual event

here in Palm Springs, as

quoted by Mr. George Palermo.

(laughing)

- Didn't say anything about the

shooting or anything, right?

You see, they said they

weren't going to print it

and they didn't, I'm telling you, Stella,

it just feels terrific.

Have friends in high places.

- Oh, George.

Look at that.

- Tropics Hotel, a Battle Ground.

Fuck!

♪ I been good to you baby ♪

♪ Please don't leave me alone ♪

- Come on, don't die baby.

♪ I woke up this morning ♪

♪ Lucille was not in sight ♪

♪ I asked my friends about her ♪

♪ But all their lips were tight ♪

♪ Lucille ♪

♪ Please come back where you belong ♪

♪ I been good to you baby ♪

♪ Please don't leave me alone ♪

♪ Lucille ♪

♪ Baby satisfy my heart ♪

♪ Lucille ♪

♪ Baby satisfy my heart ♪

♪ I played for it baby ♪

♪ And gave you such a wonderful start ♪

Hi.

- Hi.

- Uh, I just wanted to

catch you before you.

- Got to get back to reality.

- Yeah, but, that's what I

wanted to talk to you about.

I was kind of hoping that

maybe you and me could,

maybe we could kind of go

back to reality together.

♪ You got a home in my heart ♪

♪ It's always there for you ♪

♪ You got a smile that's so bright ♪

♪ Oh, it's true ♪

♪ As I surrender to

that look in your eyes ♪

(clapping)

♪ The search is over now that I realize ♪

♪ You are my answer to love ♪

♪ Took me so long to see ♪

♪ You were there for me ♪

♪ I should have known from the start ♪

♪ That heaven was not too far ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ You are my answer to love ♪

♪ Took me so long to see ♪

♪ You were there for me ♪

♪ I should've known from the start ♪

♪ That heaven was not too far ♪

♪ Now you've got a home in my heart ♪

♪ I'm talking about lust ♪

♪ Work it baby, work it ♪

♪ Lust ♪

♪ Work it baby, work it ♪

♪ It's must more than physiology ♪

♪ Cause when you get down to it ♪

♪ It's just the dog in me ♪

♪ When I say dog I'm not

talking about a bad thing ♪

♪ I'm mean working up a cold sweat ♪

♪ Lust on the brain ♪

♪ Because there's nothing

that I wouldn't do ♪

♪ To get next to you ♪

♪ Remember first comes lust

and then comes true blue ♪

♪ So why we're taking a

chance, dance and romance ♪

♪ Takes the magic of

lust at first glance ♪

♪ I'll be any old thing

that you want me to be ♪

♪ Your lover, your daddy,

your one and only ♪

♪ P R O double F E T ♪

♪ Steaming like a demon on a slow dance ♪

♪ Face it baby, lust at first glance ♪

♪ Work it baby, work it ♪

♪ Lust ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Work it baby, work it ♪

♪ Lust ♪

♪ Work it baby, work it ♪

♪ I'm talking about lust ♪

♪ Do it again ♪

♪ Work it baby, work it ♪

♪ Lust ♪

♪ Yes ♪

♪ Work it baby, work it ♪

♪ Lust ♪

♪ Work it baby, work it ♪

♪ I'm talking about lust ♪

♪ Work it baby, work it ♪

♪ Lust ♪

♪ Yo, check this out ♪

♪ Work it baby, work it ♪

♪ Your body's dope all I can do is hope ♪

♪ Give me half the chance and

you're bound to get stroked ♪

♪ Love in the morning, noon and night ♪

♪ Yeah, girl, I want to hold you tight ♪

♪ So don't get me wrong ♪

♪ No, I'm not a nympho

but I'm ready to go ♪

♪ Cruising ♪

♪ In my stretch like limo ♪

♪ I'm talking about lust ♪

♪ Work it baby, work it ♪

♪ Lust ♪

♪ Yes ♪

♪ Work it baby, work it ♪

♪ I'm talking about lust ♪

♪ Work it baby, work it ♪

♪ Lust ♪

♪ Do it again ♪

♪ L-U-S-T, lust ♪

♪ Hey Proffet ♪

♪ Yeah baby ♪

♪ You want some more ♪

♪ I don't know, you know ♪

♪ I just love this shit,

you know what I'm saying ♪

♪ So, where do we go from here ♪

♪ Smooth into it ♪

♪ Lust ♪

♪ Work it baby, work it ♪

♪ I'm talking about lust ♪

♪ L-U-S-T, lust ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Do it baby, do it ♪

♪ Let me feel it ♪

♪ Work it baby, work it ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Lust ♪

♪ Work it baby, work it ♪

♪ I'm talking about lust ♪

♪ L-U-S-T, lust ♪