Roman Legion-Hare (1955) - full transcript
Yosemite Sam, as head of a Roman legion, is ordered by Emperor Nero to find a victim to toss to the lions. Or else, he'll be the victim. Sam meets up with Bugs Bunny and decides Bugs will make a good victim. But it's Sam and Nero who end up as lion food.
[ Fanfare ]
What a sight.
The coliseum is packed to the
Brim -- A great day for the big
Event.
[ Marching footsteps ]
[ Fanfare ]
And here comes emperor Nero.
[ Audience cheering ]
Emperor Nero has kindly
Consented to throw out the
First victim.
Okay. Give me the victim.
Give me the victim!
Come on!
But, sire, we're all out of victims.
Out of victims?!
Captain of the guards!
[ Clack! ]
Get me a victim right away, or
You'll be the victim!
[ Zip! ]
Ooh! What a grouch!
[ Fanfare ]
[ Clank! ]
[ Clank! ]
Fall in!
Forward, harch!
Hut, two, three, four!
Hut, two, three, four!
Hut, two, three, four!
Hut, two, three, four!
Hut, two, three, four...
meh...
[ munching ]
...what's that?
A parade!
Oh, boy! I love parades!
Hut, two, three, four!
Hut, two, three, four!
Hut, two, three, four!
Eh, what's up, doc?
Roman legion
convention or Somethin'?
No, it ain't no
roman legion Convention!
I got to find a victim
to feed to the lions.
Looks like you're
out of Luck, doc.
[ Munching ]
No one's around but me.
So long.
Hmm.
Get that rabbit!
Cha-A-A-A-Rge!
[ Crash! Clang! Clatter! ]
[ Screech! ]
Oops!
Giddap! Giddap! Giddap, mule!
Hyah! Hyah, hyah, mule!
[ Zoom! ]
[ Zip! ]
[ Clonk! ]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, mule!
Wh-O-O-O-O-Oa, mule!
Whoa!
[ Zip! ]
[ Crash! ]
Eh, these hot-Rod kids.
Ya moth-Eaten rabbit!
I'll slice ya to ribbons!
[ Whir! Whir! Whir! ]
[ Clink! ]
[ Clank! ]
Now, where'd that skunk of a
Rabbit go?
[ Roars ]
Why, you mangy, fang-Tooth
Critter!
[ Bash! ]
Take that!
Maybe that'll learn ya to keep
Your big mouth shut!
That fur-Bearin' varmint's
Around here somewheres!
[ Roars ]
How many times do i have to
Tell you...
to...
shut...
up?
[ Roars ]
[ Roars echoing ]
Wait till I lay my hands
on That varmint!
I'll--
[ Sloop! ]
[ Bash! Bash! Bash! Bash! ]
[ Roaring ]
[ Slump! ]
[ Clongggg! ]
[ Snoring ]
[ Blam! ]
[ Snoring continues ]
[ Ticking ]
[ Alarm ringing ]
[ Lions roaring ]
[ Scree-Ee-Ee-Ch! ]
[ Lions growling ]
How now, brown cow?
No long-Eared galoot can
Outfox the captain of the guards!
Okay, rabbit!
Now let's see who's the Smartest!
Ohh!
It looks like you outsmarted me.
Oh, woe is me!
[ Lions roaring ]
Ahhhhhh, shaddup!
Here, lions.
[ Hammering and sawing ]
[ Lions growling ]
[ Lions roaring ]
I hates rabbits.
I'd better get outta here
While the gettin's good.
[ Audience cheering ]
Thar's your victim,
Your nero-Ship!
Release the lions!
[ Lions roaring ]
Yipe!
[ Roaring continues ]
Well, like the romans
always say:
[Speaking latin]
[ "Taps" plays ]
[ "The merry-Go-Round broke
down" plays ]
What a sight.
The coliseum is packed to the
Brim -- A great day for the big
Event.
[ Marching footsteps ]
[ Fanfare ]
And here comes emperor Nero.
[ Audience cheering ]
Emperor Nero has kindly
Consented to throw out the
First victim.
Okay. Give me the victim.
Give me the victim!
Come on!
But, sire, we're all out of victims.
Out of victims?!
Captain of the guards!
[ Clack! ]
Get me a victim right away, or
You'll be the victim!
[ Zip! ]
Ooh! What a grouch!
[ Fanfare ]
[ Clank! ]
[ Clank! ]
Fall in!
Forward, harch!
Hut, two, three, four!
Hut, two, three, four!
Hut, two, three, four!
Hut, two, three, four!
Hut, two, three, four...
meh...
[ munching ]
...what's that?
A parade!
Oh, boy! I love parades!
Hut, two, three, four!
Hut, two, three, four!
Hut, two, three, four!
Eh, what's up, doc?
Roman legion
convention or Somethin'?
No, it ain't no
roman legion Convention!
I got to find a victim
to feed to the lions.
Looks like you're
out of Luck, doc.
[ Munching ]
No one's around but me.
So long.
Hmm.
Get that rabbit!
Cha-A-A-A-Rge!
[ Crash! Clang! Clatter! ]
[ Screech! ]
Oops!
Giddap! Giddap! Giddap, mule!
Hyah! Hyah, hyah, mule!
[ Zoom! ]
[ Zip! ]
[ Clonk! ]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, mule!
Wh-O-O-O-O-Oa, mule!
Whoa!
[ Zip! ]
[ Crash! ]
Eh, these hot-Rod kids.
Ya moth-Eaten rabbit!
I'll slice ya to ribbons!
[ Whir! Whir! Whir! ]
[ Clink! ]
[ Clank! ]
Now, where'd that skunk of a
Rabbit go?
[ Roars ]
Why, you mangy, fang-Tooth
Critter!
[ Bash! ]
Take that!
Maybe that'll learn ya to keep
Your big mouth shut!
That fur-Bearin' varmint's
Around here somewheres!
[ Roars ]
How many times do i have to
Tell you...
to...
shut...
up?
[ Roars ]
[ Roars echoing ]
Wait till I lay my hands
on That varmint!
I'll--
[ Sloop! ]
[ Bash! Bash! Bash! Bash! ]
[ Roaring ]
[ Slump! ]
[ Clongggg! ]
[ Snoring ]
[ Blam! ]
[ Snoring continues ]
[ Ticking ]
[ Alarm ringing ]
[ Lions roaring ]
[ Scree-Ee-Ee-Ch! ]
[ Lions growling ]
How now, brown cow?
No long-Eared galoot can
Outfox the captain of the guards!
Okay, rabbit!
Now let's see who's the Smartest!
Ohh!
It looks like you outsmarted me.
Oh, woe is me!
[ Lions roaring ]
Ahhhhhh, shaddup!
Here, lions.
[ Hammering and sawing ]
[ Lions growling ]
[ Lions roaring ]
I hates rabbits.
I'd better get outta here
While the gettin's good.
[ Audience cheering ]
Thar's your victim,
Your nero-Ship!
Release the lions!
[ Lions roaring ]
Yipe!
[ Roaring continues ]
Well, like the romans
always say:
[Speaking latin]
[ "Taps" plays ]
[ "The merry-Go-Round broke
down" plays ]