Rolling to You (2018) - full transcript
Jocelyn is a successful businessman, selfish and misogynist. He tries to seduce a young pretty woman by pretending to be handicapped, till the day she presents him her sister in a wheelchair.
A.
* English landing announcement
a.
Landing
a.
- My name is Rodrigo Gonsalvez.
I am Colombian.
I come to seek refuge.
I do not have a base.
You're in luck.
笙ｪ have ...
2 kg of shit in my bag.
- I can have you searched.
- Some promises...
- Circulate.
Funk music
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- It's me.
- Hello, Mr. Jackson.
I take your luggage.
- Of course.
- ParicL
I thought
that you were black.
- Ah yes ? Why ?
- You are African, so ...
- Prejudices !
I am African, so I am black.
Well no.
Sir ... Jackson is white.
- But you are African.
- Yes. I am Congolese.
- You are not Ivorian?
- And Ivorian.
My father is Congolese,
my Ivorian mother.
- But you are white.
- Yes.
I was born in France.
Your first name ?
- Rachida.
- It's pretty.
- I am portuguese.
- I was a fisherman in Lisbon.
- Of fish ?
- Yes, cod.
I had a small fish shop.
- Are not you sick of lying?
- Everyone lies, Max.
- You're crazy.
- We went to the embassy and I was
look for my car in Roissy.
- Walk,
it would have trained you.
Sneer
Are you going to see her again?
- Yes.
I call her Saturday, I fuck her
Sunday, I leave it Monday.
- It's beautiful.
It looks like a political slogan.
And...
what's the use for you?
- To nothing.
The challenge.
To be another
Kiss by being myself,
it does not fascinate me.
- You know, even with your cash
and your little mouth of old handsome,
you're not irresistible,
huh.
Just try being yourself.
That's a challenge. You're not sure
to pick up the pompom ...
I swear, you're crazy.
A phone rings.
- Hello? I eat.
Yeah.
Well ... on Saturday, then.
Yes.
He sighs.
My mother...
- Are you reconciled?
It's good.
What does Odette say?
- She is dead.
- Ah ...
He blows.
- Excuse me. Sorry.
They sing "Ba Moin En Ti Bo".
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- My dear brothers and sisters,
it is with sadness
that we meet today
to celebrate Odette's memory.
At this moment,
I think especially
to pain
of his sons, Lucien and Jocelyn.
- I was wrong burial.
- "Tic and Tac", as she said.
It's a huge void
that Odette leaves.
- And dad?
- He did not want to come.
- "A being is missing
and everything is depopulated. "
Odette had the solidity of oak
and flexibility
reed.
- It's long, right?
- We'll miss you, Odette.
You radiated from your presence ...
- Here. The keys at home mom.
She would have liked you to go
before we sell.
- Who will be able to forget
your good deeds,
without hope of reward,
your love of others ...
- I have a double in the garage.
- Your joy of life,
your little naughty tailors,
your light blouses,
your little shoes
who gave you this approach
princess.
Your perfume...
Your little dishes,
who reminded us that seeing you,
it was Italy that we kissed.
Where are you, Odette?
Can you hear me ?
You have always been strong,
even in adversity.
We all know it,
you knew how to do
from your sentimental failure a force.
You knew how to hold the bar when
the captain abandoned the ship.
Your only weakness was to forget you
to help others.
- "Let's be '
"'joilleuX' or full of trouble,
a mother, 'se' always present. "
* Brice Davoli: "Amore mio"
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He cuts the music.
- Sorry.
- Hello.
- I do not want to bother you.
I am your new neighbor.
Your door was ajar.
As I needed help
to move a dresser, but ...
- I will help you.
- Well no.
Do not worry.
I will do it by myself.
Ah, and I am a life helper.
I take care of people like you.
If you ever need to ...
I'm looking for a job.
I am unemployed.
Finally, there it is. If ever...
- People like me?
- Yes.
- Oh, yes ...
- Wait! Sorry...
I will help you.
- Leave!
I will do it myself.
Just give me the reel ...
- Uh ...
- No, the other one. The...
Bend down next.
Here. Thank you.
There are small needles
who go out,
and it sting your feet ... the tires.
Can I know your name?
- Oh yes, sorry. Julie.
Julie Montier.
And you,
Is it Odette Tomazzi?
That's the name on the doorbell.
- Yes it's...
It is my mother. The apartment
is in her name, and she is dead.
- Oh...
- I live alone here with my memories.
He sighs.
My name is Jocelyn.
- Hou ...
Nice to meet you, Jocelyn.
Good. I do not bother you anymore.
But do not hesitate.
I am in front.
- I will not hesitate.
Same, huh ...
From alone, pepper ...
A small piece of fabric ...
Eh, do not hesitate, between neighbors.
- OK.
Good. Well, more.
- See you later.
- Hello.
The door closes.
He's singing.
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He blows.
- What is this challenge?
You think a disabled person
who fucks a super girl,
standing, is it a performance?
- In an old apartment.
I will overkill, I tell you.
It's Beauty and the Beast.
I have to find myself
velvet trousers.
It pitiful, it will move him.
If I get there, the marathon,
you run with me.
- Otherwise, you accept
the colonoscopy of the 50 years.
- I'm not 50 yet.
- You will know.
- It's not disposables, that?
- Good.
Listen, I do not want to know
what's going on in your head,
but for the rest, everything is fine.
- Good news.
- Tell me...
If it works,
how do you act?
What are you doing ?
- Wait, Max,
I do not act.
Oh no. Not here. The challenge.
A moment of ...
I become Jesus.
I get up, I walk, I go.
No. I do not fuck her.
- You are crazy.
- unless she insists.
Funk music
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Office.
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I think it's with
unambiguous communication,
frank and direct, that
we will go straight to the target heart.
The essential,
it is to optimize the "reach",
"targeter" the "early adopters" ...
Clarisse, your phone!
We do not cheat with athletes,
and even less so with young people.
And then, especially,
I would like to leave a place
to competition.
I want everyone to find
shoe to his foot.
I want respect.
I'm joking.
We go in, we tap,
we win, we tire.
We are number 1. I do not want to see anymore
the number 2 in the retro.
You have to change perfume.
So, we put them deep.
No pity. The important
it's the goal: to be strong ...
Clinking of the pen
... in the battle,
the rest follows.
Never forget :
the shape is the bottom
which goes back to the surface.
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He sings "Amore mio".
A bastard. You're a bastard. Oh yes.
bell
- Oh, Justin!
- Jocelyn.
- Jocelyn.
- Am I bothering you ?
- No. I was doing my nails.
- Do you mind, a coffee at my place?
- Uh ... "Why not?"
- And otherwise,
powdered sugar, what would it be?
- Um yes.
But in pieces, it's better.
I break them in half.
But otherwise, that's fine.
I see that
you pay attention.
- I'm preparing a marathon.
- A marathon?
- Uh ... yes, as a spectator.
To be in shape
and be less heavy to push.
And so, you,
are you a life helper?
- Yes. Finally, unemployed.
You work ?
- I can not. I'm disabled.
- That's not why
we do not do anything.
It does not prevent you
to watch my breasts.
- I do not look.
- Well if.
- I did not see you had any.
- Yes. You tell me.
But fortunately, I would be upset.
You are married ?
- Oh no.
It's difficult, in my condition.
It would take someone ...
very altruistic, perhaps.
- Or who likes people.
- Also.
- I'm not very married.
I prefer ephemeral relationships.
No attachment,
no useless lies ...
- Banco!
What are you doing this evening ?
- I'm going to the ice rink.
- At the ice rink,
I do not do 2 meters.
Except with snow tires.
- No, but we go between young people.
The door opens.
Thank you. It was cool.
To more, perhaps.
- Yes. It was cool ...
See you.
'Yes ? Julie.
- Actually, I lied to you, I ...
I work.
Here.
In Paris.
And that's my mother's pants.
I am General Manager Europe
at I-Run.
- "I-Run"?
- I-Run.
You know Nike,
Reebok, Asics ...?
Uma Thurman's shoes
in Kil / Bill, it's me.
- Ah g
- That's to tell you
that I'm not that ...
Finally, I have other assets.
It's not important, but ...
If it helps
we understand each other ...
- My parents are doing a barbecue
Sunday. I invite you ?
- Uh ...
60's music
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He sighs.
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Thunder
a.
What am I doing here?
barking
What is that ?
Wait, stop. Loose.
Sleep! Layer !
- Regis, sit down! Sitting!
- Let go of my wheels!
- Regis, shut up!
- He is nice.
- Yeah. Hou ... It gliss ...
Regis!
- He's going to tire me.
Loose!
- Go to the basket!
- Nice.
- You should have called me.
- There was no reason.
- Did you come on foot?
- I left my car further.
- It's ridiculous.
- That's ridiculous, yes.
The young people play.
Hou there! Gently, children.
- Ah! Here is finally our Justin!
- Jocelyn.
- Oh, flowers!
Thank you. I am spoiled.
Come, come, come, come.
Here. Come.
- Yes I'm coming.
- Ah!
- Hold on.
Go ahead.
- Wait, wait.
- I ... Yeah.
Behind.
- Come.
- I always come.
- We will get there.
- Hoplﾃ
Here.
- Come on.
- Come.
Come. Put yourself there.
- Here.
Julie blows.
- Will you have to
a ramp,
honey, anyway.
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Undress. The poncho,
it is the door open to sweating.
- It was cold.
I thought it was going to rain.
- Here. It's Jocelyn.
- He is not so old.
So you are neighbors. It's funny.
- Actually, it's at my mother's house.
I have a pied-ﾃ
- My God, poor thing.
Not that serious ?
- Ben, dead.
- Ah yes...
Life, sometimes ...
- So I'm going back and forth ...
- Jocelyn works in Paris.
- Since the time
she was looking for a customer ...
I dunno
if we say like that.
Like what, the misfortune of some
makes others happy.
- Ah, there he is.
Me, it's Fred. I am the uncle.
- Well ... hello.
- Children,
it's not a show.
- I'm the big sister.
- Wait, wait!
I will help you.
- Mom, the pie was burning.
- You did well. Thank you darling.
- I will help you.
- Take the pie.
- Here. Jocelyn, Florence.
Florence, Jocelyn.
Here.
My single sister.
Who ever wants help?
- Hello.
- Hello.
- You must have 1000 stuff
to tell you, between ...
Parisians.
- You are not
Muslim, I hope?
My husband made pork.
- I am Italian.
- Ah! We should have
take prosciutto.
Thunder
a.
Honey, did not you see my glasses?
A.
Where are they ?
Without glasses, I can not see anything.
A.
- What are you doing in Paris?
- I sell sports shoes.
- Sorry. It makes me laugh.
You had better sell wheels.
I dramatize.
- I work at I-Run.
I am managing director Europe.
- I-Run?
- Yes, I-Run.
- You know Nike, Reebok,
Asics? Well, it's me.
It's us.
Uma Thurman's shoes
in Ki / l Bill.
- No ?
- It's not the real ones, it's ...
The real ones, it is she who has them.
- Wow!
And you play sports?
- Well no.
- I play tennis.
- Oh?
- Finally, I'm a violinist.
Do you like classical music?
- I'm more modern music.
When I listen to the classic, that's me ...
- Shit.
- Yeah.
- An Italian who does not like the classic.
- It's my mother who is Italian.
I only have hair.
- Ah? The hairs, is it Italian?
- Yeah.
With spaghetti.
I chose the hair.
It's not easy to play the violin.
- I started at 5 years old.
Luckily,
I am not a soloist
I do not have to get up to greet.
- Where do you play?
- Around the world.
- Violin ?
- No. Sometimes I play the trumpet.
- You are laughing at me ?
- Yes.
Do you live in Paris, Paris?
- No. Not Paris, Paris.
Next door, next door.
- Ah ...
BanHeue, banHeue.
- Yes Yes. That's it, that's it.
- Well, that's good, it's good.
- We make a Monopoly?
Thunder
- I swear, I even made a Monopoly.
- I do not think so, I do not think so.
You're crazy, huh!
I swear, you're crazy.
You're never ashamed?
- Do you want me to tell him
that it's phony
that it is to flirt with his sister?
I'm getting up,
and I offer him the chair for
to show him that I am generous?
- In short. You played, you lost.
You even lied about your age.
Where do you stop?
- It was to the little girl that I lied.
28 years old, an ass like that.
44, it's better than 49,
already that I am in a chair ...
- Do not go in there.
There is only us.
- I do not get in the belly.
- Yes, I know you by heart.
You enter the belly.
You stresses, you swell.
Distress or fart.
BEEP
How is the big sister?
- I do not know, "she is how".
- She's interesting, beautiful?
- I did not look like that ...
- But you should have. You should have.
It's not good, what you did.
Phone ring
a.
Yes my love ?
I was going to leave. I arrive.
Yes, I hurry, my heart.
Yes me too.
See you soon, mamour.
No. Me more than you. Come on ...
Big beak'.
Ah, Jean-Pierre?
He hung up.
Good. I go.
My guy is waiting for me.
Stop going to your mother's house.
She is not there anymore.
It was before, that we had to go.
And drop the youngsters in shorts.
Huh?
bell
- Ah ...
Uh ... good evening.
- Good evening.
- I'm the neighbor.
Jocelyn is not here?
He forgot his gloves.
I had invited him to my parents.
- Oh no, he's not here, no.
I am his brother ... twin.
- Ah ...
Yes.
There is his chair.
- Her chair ?
- His chair.
- You want to go back?
- No, but you understand.
It's moving, those people who are fighting
to regain a dignity.
- Yes it's...
But my brother is surprising.
- He has such a desire to get by.
He told me about his commitment
in Boudana ...
Boutsfana ...
Boudvana ... Botsanﾃｩ ... In Africa.
It's an energy
great.
- Great.
- I hope I do not
to upset him by introducing him to my sister.
- It's not the kind.
- She is also disabled.
- Ah ...
- I thought they might
to please. Birds of a feather flock together.
- Your chewing gum.
I will throw it away.
- What happened to him,
exactly ?
His handicap. It is para?
- "Para"?
- Plﾃｩgique.
- Ah yes, "plegic", yes.
He is that.
He will tell you.
I'm not very good at it
to tell...
I am a mechanic.
- Ah yes ?
- But he is "plegic" light.
- In armchair, anyway.
- Mmh ...
- Mmh.
- Did you sell your chair?
You could have put yourself
on a disabled place.
It's wider, it's better.
Normally,
it's the Ferrari that are red.
Even your car, she's cheating.
- And you, do not you cheat? With your jacket
black to show you're sad.
Everyone cheats.
- You do not love yourself, Jocelyn.
That's why you're hiding.
It's not good, what are you doing?
Rhythmic music
a.
Someone's knocking at the door.
- Sorry.
Embarrassed laughter
I'm sorry, Jocelyn.
Do not forget that tomorrow at 2 pm
you have an appointment with ...
the gentlemen of Qatar for the contract.
- Yes. Its good. Thank you, Marie.
Noted.
Little cries of disgust
My life,
No need to move.
I put a small machine.
You press there,
and you speak.
- The little machine.
- The little machine.
- There is someone for you.
- I'm not getting on Monday, Marie.
- A physically handicapped person.
They did not dare stop it
at the reception.
- I only have one for a second.
- Watch out, feet.
- Hello.
- Hello.
Mary, you can leave us,
please.
Uh ... Well, sit down.
Finally ... Uh ...
Get closer.
- I wanted to apologize...
Finally, excuse my sister.
Have a tennis competition
not far away.
I thought it was next,
as well enjoy.
I searched
"Uma Thurman's sneakers in Ki / l Bill".
I came across you.
I just wanted
that things are clear.
I did not know
what my sister was planning.
It's not because ...
we do not know each other
we must have things to say to each other.
I am a little confused.
It is a meeting a little stupid.
- On the contrary, I was happy
to meet your family.
- Are you on the desk?
- I'll tell you the truth,
Florence. It is...
Jocelyn sighs.
It's absurd, huh, but ...
I'm embarrassed, sorry.
It's ridiculous, this story.
Do not take it bad, huh?
In fact...
- You are ashamed.
You are uncomfortable
in front of your customers?
It's the small glimmer of compassion
who's bothering you?
Or the honeyed side
which gives them the impression
to take your disability?
It makes you feel guilty, compassion.
Or those who want
show us that we are like them.
We are no longer like them.
Must accept it.
It's like that.
No need to hide your chair,
no one is going to steal it.
- This is my assistant.
She...
Yes ? o "Knocks on the door.
- I can talk to you ?
- Yes. What is it ?
- Come.
- No. You come.
- No. Come.
- No you.
- No you.
- No you.
- No you.
I can not move.
- Very good.
- I play a match at Perreti stadium,
to 19h. A very nice match.
If it ever tempts you.
It's not you, the sponsor.
They chose more ...
* -Jocelyn?
'Yes ?
* -I need an urgent answer.
'What?
* -This is for your colonoscopy.
She is moved.
It's always in the anus,
but it's Thursday.
I need your agreement,
otherwise the appointment will jump.
- It's good, Marie.
* -And the doctor said
to think about the regime
for the intestines to be clear.
It facilitates the passage of the camera.
That is what he said.
- It's good, Marie.
- Here. I leave you
with your little problems.
And if it tempts you,
it's at 7 pm
Thank you for having me.
- You're welcome.
- By the way, two things ...
The black athlete running fast
on the poster, it's very clichﾃｩ.
- And the second ?
- The shirt opened on the hairs,
it's very exciting.
And do not forget to drink.
- Marie.
- Yes ? Oh no ! The little machine.
Sorry. The little machine!
- Good. Ben, Marie?
gasps
- Yes.
* -Why we are not a sponsor
in Perreti?
- Well, it's a handisport match.
* -Send Mark to take a look.
- He can not, tonight.
He has squash, it's Monday.
* Sponsor of wheelchairs,
Missing more than that.
- I hear you. Drop your finger.
*-Oh sorry.
Applause
*-Good evening.
Welcome to Perreti stadium
for this final opponent
Marie-Claire Duret
and Florence Montier.
This final will be held
in two winning sets.
Miss, the best one wins.
- In any case, it's all public.
There are not only people ... disabled.
Shouting
- Stronger ! I am deaf !
Applause
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Intense music
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A.
A.
A.
A.
cheers
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A.
A.
Shouting
Bavo! Bravo!
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Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
Bravo!
Bravo!
- Deaf, but not dumb.
- Florence, do not say that.
You played your max.
You were at the top.
- Yeah, but I ...
Oh, Jocelyn!
- Oh, Florence! Mrs.
- Ben, thank you for coming.
It's super nice.
- It's normal.
Bravo. I had never
seen match like that. It is...
It is...
impressive.
- You are in my chair.
- Yes.
Uh ...
That's because in fact, I had a ...
I had my chair next to it.
A minute of inattention, and presto!
A chair thief.
- A chair thief?
- Uh no.
In fact,
I had a problem with mine.
Here. I tell you.
I have the squeaky wheel.
I left it to my assistant,
and I allowed myself
to take yours.
I return it to you.
- No. I come back with this one,
it's Batman's.
- Ah ...
- I will come
pick her up tomorrow at your desk.
- No!
I will bring it to you.
I prefer.
shocks
- You want to have a drink
with friends ?
A.
Finally, Jean-Luc,
our ping-pong champion.
- Yes.
- Come on, we have a drink.
- To our champion!
- To our champion!
- How is it managed?
your disability sports federation,
who is playing against whom?
I mean, there are categories,
hierarchies according to what you
remain ... Finally, according to your handicap?
It's the steps of legs
against footsteps?
For example, Jean-Luc,
I imagine you're playing with your mouth.
You would have the right
to play against a guy
who would have only one arm?
Or do you have to play
against no arms at all?
There is not much
adversaries, I imagine.
Must admit.
Who decides this?
Who decides that you, Simon,
with your iron slats,
you run faster
only with a wooden leg.
Whoever has little arms,
does he have to swim
only against small arms
or can he swim,
eventually,
against small legs?
- We understood, Jocelyn.
- Who is it?
- And you,
you do not play sports?
- Uh no.
- You are wrong.
- Your body
must feel that you love him.
- Who is it?
- Do not put it aside.
- Who is it?
- Assume.
- Who is it?
- Forget the eyes of others.
- Who is it?
- I am deaf !
- Classical violin music ...
* J.-S. Bach: "Violin Concerto
in A minor - Allegro "
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Yeah.
It's Peter and the Wolf, what.
A door opens.
- Hello.
- Ah, hello.
- I'm Jocelyn's assistant.
You hand me?
- Yes. Very good.
- He told me
to thank you and tell you
that you had a very good match.
And he told me to tell you too
that he had recovered well
his chair to him. Here.
Because he is disabled.
- That's very nice. Thank you.
Embarrassed laughter
You want to enter?
I made tea.
She is pinching a rope.
Here !
- Oh !
- It is not serious. Let.
I will pick it up.
I only have a glass of water.
It was the least exciting.
- It's perfect. Thank you.
- Sit down.
She screams and laughs.
- You are very beautiful.
- Thank you.
Did he tell you to say it?
- No it's...
No it's me. It's personal.
I find you very beautiful.
But I think he too.
He likes pretty women.
- You must please him.
You are pretty, too.
- Oh...
- Are you in love with him?
Embarrassed laughter
- Jocelyn? To do what ?
- Well, I do not know.
He is a handsome man,
he has a beautiful situation ...
It's because of his disability?
- No...
No no no no.
No no no no.
No no no no.
You're in luck.
- Oh? Why ?
- Because you have suffered.
And I think
that people who have suffered
are more optimistic.
They appreciate life more.
I read that in Biba, I think.
It said, "Life is a long journey
in the middle of the night."
You, it's as if
you had a flashlight.
- Mmh ...
It's a very beautiful sentence.
- Yeah.
- For a woman like you,
in love,
optimism is that it lasts.
- Yes.
- For me, it's happening.
Someone's knocking at the door.
The door opens.
- And ...?
- His tour dates.
She gave it to me.
It's not good, what you do.
- Yes. I know.
Are you all going to piss me off?
- She plays in Prague on the 12th.
- So what ?
- You will be there too.
- Why ?
- The 12,
you sign the contract with the team
football club: Sparta.
Signature at 4 pm
concert at 8 pm, plane the next day.
- Oh no. Sparta is the 14th.
On the 12th, I am in Madrid.
- No. Not anymore. I called.
Sparta on the 12th, Madrid on the 14th.
I twisted. They are OK.
- And why would I go see
a classical concert in Prague?
- And why are you going to see
a handisport match? Huh?
And then, it's Italy, right?
- It's my mother who is Italian.
- Exactly. Go in yourself,
standing, walking.
The classic, it gives wings.
It feels good
to tell the truth and to apologize.
She is not fooled. We do not stink
feet when not in use.
Ah. I'll put on a tuxedo
in your luggage.
Standing. No chair.
Funk music
a.
Bell
- Sorry. Excuse me. Uh ...
I am going t0 the opera tonight
and I need a chair, please.
- A seat?
- No, no.
I've got a seat. I need a chair.
- Oh yeah.
S0, I think the best is t0 ask
the concierge. Pedro?
He speaks in Czech.
- Yes, "sir"?
- Hello ... Pedro.
I would Iike
a chair for tonight.
'(or know ... A chair.
- Ah ... Yes.
You want someone with you
for tonight.
Yes?
- No.
'(or know ...
Flesh.
- Yes. I understand.
'(or want t0 ...
on the flesh.
Yes?
He shrieks.
- NO] no '
no, no ...
He does not understand.
A flesh. Look ...
I can not walk.
Ouch! Oh !
It's not complicated.
Flesh...
Sorry. Excuse me sir.
I can ? "Look."
A flesh.
Moans of pain
You know, with big "wheels"
and Iittle "wheels".
A flesh.
- Yes, yes ...
You want a wheelchair.
'Yes!
Giuseppe Verdi:
"The Forza del Destino - Opening"
a.
Horn
a.
Applause
a.
Remo Giazotto: "Adagio in G minor"
Phone ring
- Sorry.
A.
I am sorry,
it's because I'm a doctor.
Ym a doctor.
a.
Gynecologist.
- Yes Yes.
A.
Felix Mendelssohn: "Concerto
for violin in E minor - Opus 64 "
a.
Applause
a.
Laughs
- Great. Thank you. Bye.
Jocelyn?
What are you doing here ?
- Ben ...
I had business to settle in Prague,
I took the opportunity.
I typed "Rupert Selman",
on the Internet, and then there you go.
It was wonderful.
- Thank you. How nice.
- It's sincere.
- Florence, are you here?
We are going to eat. I invite you.
You can not refuse.
- I'm joining you.
- We're at the Geppetto.
Good evening sir.
- Good evening.
- Well...
- Well, good evening.
- Yeah.
Good evening.
You do not prefer
do we dine together?
- Uh ...
Yes.
- Tell me. It's not a coincidence?
You searched where I was playing
and you came.
- No. It's a coincidence.
'YOU are a beautiful liar.
- No. I had a contract to sign
in Prague, I swear to you.
It's you, the liar.
You said you were not a soloist,
but you were singing alone.
- I do not sing, I play.
- Yeah ...
"Play" alone is the same.
- It's not a lie. The soloist
was sick, I replaced her.
You do not want a chair?
- No. I am very good like that.
Why ?
- Houlﾃ
You, you want to get me drunk.
You want me to stagger.
- Do you wear glasses, too?
- In addition to what?
- In addition to ... Like me.
Me too, I'm wearing it. It fits you well.
- Staggering!
- Staggering!
Jocelyn screams.
crash
Sorry.
Approximate Czech
Excuse me. I...
It's a new model.
I do not master well.
A.
- I know something about you.
You are unstable.
You change your chair
every two days.
It's not true ?
Me, Jojo ... It does not bother you
if I call you "Jojo"?
- Yes, it bothers me,
but I let you do it.
- I do not have an unpleasant ass to watch,
but no one sees it.
That's the chair problem,
among others.
Little asses!
Jocelyn laughs.
- Little asses! And to the big ones,
because it is necessary for everyone.
- You know what ?
You should drop the knot.
- The knot ?
- The parable knot.
- You are right.
He blows.
* "Working For The Man"
a.
- Do not you have anyone?
- Especially not.
-"Especially not" ?
- I have Max, already.
- Who is it? A dog ?
- No. This is my best friend, Max.
Please. You speak French ?
- One po.
- "A po." You could ask
the singer singing less loudly?
- Or better.
- Less strong, it will be easier.
Thank you.
A.
Are you coming back tomorrow?
- "You"? That's it ?
We have just taken a step?
Yes. I return tomorrow.
- By which flight?
- I came
with the tour bus.
We are many to do it.
We are between us, it's nice.
- But how long do you put
by bus ?
-15 hours.
-15 hours ?
15 hours sitting?
I could never.
Yes. Sorry.
Without taking a break.
* "Amore mio"
a.
It's my mother's song.
- How?
- The favorite song of my mother.
A.
He sings.
A.
A.
Can not do more.
- Bravo.
A.
I like doing that.
It gives me the impression
to have danced.
A.
It's beautiful.
- You see, the bridge?
You see it ?
- Yes.
- Well, you have a good view.
A.
They laugh.
- You should do some rallies.
- This is your hotel?
- Yes.
He blows.
Do you want a last drink?
- Go!
- Come on.
- Good evening.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
- Yes, finally ... Hello.
Women first.
2nd floor. Room 206.
Soft music
a.
It's over there.
- Yeah. I maneuver.
A.
- I'm not an easy girl.
- Hold on. Uh ...
I will not stay.
It's not good.
- As you wish.
- Good ...
Sorry.
Ah ... It hangs.
- Ah yes.
- Your shoes.
- Thank you.
- Come on.
- At the next chance, then.
A.
- A guy who accompanies you
and who leaves without doing anything,
it can not be anymore.
I think he can not anymore.
- He does not have someone's head
who can more.
- And what is it,
the head of someone who can more?
He had incontinence layers.
- It's at his mother's house.
- Yeah. It's what we say.
And you like it?
- Yeah. A little.
With him, I feel whole.
He looks at me like a woman.
It feels good.
It brings me a little
from what I had forgotten.
And shit, he makes me laugh.
Florence laughs.
I've never heard a guy
sing as badly.
It's horrible.
- Ah there ... I understand especially
that I typed in the right.
Sure, it would be better
that he can still ...
You'll find one before me,
big sister.
"R. QA ﾃ
Do you want me to let you?
- Finally, Florence, he's ...
- Too old.
- No.
Sorry.
- Girls, you have to go to bed.
It is almost 11 pm
- I get up early tomorrow. I go.
You bring me back my chair?
* Rhythmic music
a.
- It's the party of the underpants.
- I'll see if there is my size.
A.
- The marathon is getting ready?
A.
- Hello.
A.
- So, how was it, Prague?
- Good. We signed.
- Ah ...
And the opera?
- Beautiful. Beautiful.
- And ...
Well ... she reacted how
when you see yourself standing up?
- She did not see me standing up.
I did not have the courage.
- Ah, so you do not have it ...
You have not gone further than ...
Not in distance, but ...
Short. It does not matter.
- No.
Roar of the engine
a.
*Classical music
a.
Phone ring
- Hello?
Ah, Jocelyn.
Not at all.
I tuned my violin.
- I thought it might be
nice to see you, like that,
for a drink or even a dinner,
it would be more interesting.
- Well, why not?
Rather, Monday, I'm on a break.
Looks like you're up.
- Uh no. Why ?
- You speak as someone who walks.
- No. I'm sitting there.
I am in my chair.
In any case, that's it.
We say Monday, then.
It's perfect.
I send you my address by SMS.
Huh?
And ... In Prague,
we were in touch with each other, Florence.
- See you Monday.
- Are not you going to invite him to your house?
You have not been able to
to talk to him in Prague.
You will tell him more the truth.
It's too late.
- And ...
how...
it happens if ...
- Yes ?
Paraplegic ...
Are you supposed to bend?
- You can bend, yes.
It's a reflex.
- Boudin, puree.
- Nice to meet you. Max.
No it's for me. Thank you.
- Spinach in cream without cream.
Good tasting.
- You can even
have children. All is
operational, but without pleasure.
The bottom is dissociated
from the top.
The bottom makes love,
the top is a spectator,
if the paralysis is complete.
Otherwise, you can still feel yourself pissing.
I make it short.
Ejaculation too is possible,
thanks to medicines
and a reeducation
to regain orgasm.
Not to mention para-orgasm
Intensity
almost equivalent to pleasure
caused by orgasm.
- It is complicated.
- It's not meant to be simple.
- How do you know all this?
- I knew
that you were going to ask me,
so I revised.
Do you want another advice?
Leave it alone.
- You're right.
I'll tell him everything.
- Wow.
* Billy Paul: "Me and Mrs Jones"
a.
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
A.
Wow!
- Here. It's at my house.
A champagne bucket. Go!
Embarrassed laughter
- That's Fort Boyard, at you.
- I usually go
on the other side.
Hop!
Opening cupboard doors
Not here ... In the kitchen.
Stress moans
a.
Over there.
A.
Here.
Crockery
I found!
- Are you playing the piano?
- Uh no. Why ?
- Well, because you have a piano.
- Ben ...
It's not because we have a piano
that we play the piano.
Have carpets,
and I do not do judo.
I did not even know
he was playing.
- Finally, he does not play alone.
I help him a little.
Florence plays "Me and Mrs Jones"
a.
She closes the piano.
I'm thirsty!
- Me too.
Mmm ...
- We are talking about it ?
- Of?
- Of that.
What happened to you
- Ah ...
Good.
Jocelyn sighs.
I had a horse accident.
I fell off the horse, actually.
Like Christopher Reeve.
The one who makes Superman.
- But he is the total.
- But me, it was a little horse,
a Poney.
I fell from below.
- This is the first time you joke
on that, it feels good.
And me, you do not ask me?
- No.
I do not want to bother you ...
- You do not bother me.
If you tell, I tell.
I burned a priority.
I made 4 tons.
The person in front
broke his collarbone,
and I lost
my legs.
Fortunately, my violin
did not have anything.
Nature is well made.
- Good ...
Uh ...
Florence...
Are you sitting?
I want to say...
you're ready to hear
Something
easy to say?
- Jocelyn ...
you do not give me the shot
the declaration? Not the 2nd night.
The last time I gave in,
it did not bring me luck.
I was betrayed.
- Ah ...
- A firefighter. An officer.
It's reassuring, though, a firefighter.
The night of his birthday,
I said to myself :
"Here, I'll surprise him."
He was on duty.
I went to the barracks
with a teddy disguised as a fireman.
Good. Not very original, but ...
A bottle of champagne,
a little box of caviar.
And then, I waited for him,
I waited for him, I waited for him ...
笙ｪ would have done better
to wait at the switchboard of 18.
A big redhead
with huge breasts.
So, I left him.
He tried to come back, huh.
He wrote me beautiful letters,
he sent me beautiful flowers ...
It did not work.
- Why ?
- He betrayed me.
- You could have forgiven.
- He lied to me, he lied to me.
- Fault discovered half forgiven.
- No.
- No ?
- No.
- Good.
- It was what,
this thing not easy to say?
- Do you know how to swim ?
- Yes.
- Here.
- Did you see Titanic?
- Yes.
BEEP
Adam Naas: "Please, Come Back to Me"
a.
- And ...
It was good ?
I want to say,
did you feel something?
- Yes.
The.
And you ?
- Um yes.
The same.
The.
You're right, Max. I'm lost.
I'm not going
splurge...
- A cripple.
- I did not go around.
I'm 50 years old, cash, my hair ...
I'm fine, I'm not at the end.
She's in a chair, shit.
Where am I going?
- Good. Come on, you can pack up.
You know, Jocelyn,
I can do an endoscopy,
I can even go
until the digital rectal examination,
but I'm not your shrink.
- No, but you're my friend.
You have to tell me why I'm doing this.
- Did not you think you were in love?
I know, it's stupid, but it happens.
I do not like that, I do not like 93 ---
But not at all.
- Neither do I. It's not good.
- She wants to know my friends.
Who do I present to him?
You are the only ones aware.
- That does not mean that we endorse.
- I will tell him.
I have to give myself time.
It takes the right moment
to say him. Here.
- If you do not do it, I do it.
It's not a restaurant,
it's a bowling alley.
He speaks Chinese.
- Arigato.
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
- So here is Florence.
Mary, whom you know.
Max. My...
my friends.
- Good evening.
African accent
- I'll take some more rice alcohol.
Marie laughs.
I make the African accent.
I do not know how to make the Chinese accent.
Ah, here. A roll.
If I may
an indiscreet question.
To do your job,
traveling, etc. To be in an armchair,
it must be disabling.
Finally,
way of talking.
Have an uncle
who is in a chair.
- The world is small.
- Eh yes.
He has no more legs.
A malformation at birth.
It happens once on millions.
- No chance.
- Delicious, these spring rolls.
- Yes.
- Yes.
- And then, especially,
he was badly treated after the accident.
- It was not born?
- The legs, but not the arm.
He jumped on a mine,
in South Africa.
- No chance.
- Without his arm,
he can no longer use his chair.
Yes.
He turns on himself.
- They are falling, these spring rolls.
- In any case,
beautiful story.
It's nonsense,
"one lost, ten found".
His arm, he never found it.
Fortunately, you will tell me.
Because 10 arms ...
Marie laughs.
A.
Can you imagine the octopus?
- They are falling, these spring rolls.
- Jacques!
- Oh...
Florence. What a surprise ! Right here.
- Jacques, a colleague of the orchestra.
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
- It's weird of ...
Sylvaine, an artist friend.
Man's voice
- Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
- BONSOIR.
- I said to myself :
"Hey, what if we made a Chinese?"
- Oh yes.
Ben, good appetite.
Man's voice
- Thank you and good evening.
- Good evening.
Good. Uh ... Florence,
I have to tell you something.
- Oh fuck !
I have soy sauce on the fut.
- Put salt.
- Here.
- Thank you.
Max.
"What?
- Are you taking me to the bathroom?
- But of course.
You're a coward. You're really a coward.
- If we tell him now,
she will not accept it.
- Anyway,
she will not accept it.
- Great minds think alike.
- My chair is outside ...
- I'll get it for you.
- Yes.
- Do not move.
- Well no.
- Sylvaine is a friend, huh.
- Yes. It's not a problem.
'Pee ?
If you need help,
do not hesitate.
My father is sick.
I sometimes give him
a helping hand for his personal hygiene.
- It's okay. I...
I have what I need.
- He's pooping.
bell
- I'm a little early.
- Good evening.
- Hello.
- Yes, I hit a disabled person.
I like that. It relaxes me.
- Its good. I do not hurt.
It's okay.
- Listen to me carefully,
the shoe salesman.
You will tell the truth to my sister.
Tell him you're walking,
that you did not care about us,
that you regret
and you're a shit.
And above all, you tell him all that
without hurting him.
If it's possible.
Otherwise, I'm putting on my heels
10 cm in the ass.
And you will understand
what is an oil drilling.
You have 48 hours.
- Julie!
Julie!
Julie!
That's not what you believe.
And then, 48 hours ...
Tell him yourself.
You will find the words.
You look sensitive.
I CAN P35-
- You know what ?
You are the most handicapped of the two.
\ It's not up to me to
to do, it would be worse.
You wanted to play con?
Assumes.
Thank your brother.
He told me that.
He told me
that it was for your good.
Soft music
a.
- Queer.
A.
- Ah ...
a.
Oh...
You need money, you.
- I'm paying here, Dad.
- Here, it pays?
- A little.
- Ah g
And...
The burial of your mother
went fine ?
- What is a funeral?
is going wrong? Had to come.
- Too late.
Jocelyn sighs.
- I'm in shit.
- It's pity.
Without his chair,
you would not have looked at it like that.
Whistle
- No. I have no pity.
She is stronger than us.
She breathes harder,
she lives harder ...
I am a coward. That's all.
- Tell him the truth.
- If I tell him the truth, I lose it.
- And the sister? The auxiliary of life.
With big tits.
She's not looking for work?
- We say more "big tits", dad.
He's laughing.
- Maybe, but there are still some.
And bigger and bigger.
A.
And more and more expensive.
- What are you doing ?
- Pee.
Do not worry. I am equipped.
You can come and sit down.
Ben, go to Lourdes.
- What, Lourdes?
- You go to Lourdes with her,
and you make a wish.
And then, you get up from your chair,
you are frolicking and healed.
- Whatever.
- Do you have a better solution?
48 hours.
So...
-1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and slip.
She counts the steps.
- And you'll get up like this?
- Not at once.
I'm going to crawl a little,
I will put steps.
A miracle is progressive.
- And she'll believe it?
Max!
We focus!
A.
- Leave him.
I feel that you are leaving in "not good".
I was wrong.
You do not need him.
- I need nobody, Julie.
Phone ring
a.
Well, well. It's him.
Hello?
No. You do not bother me
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
See you tomorrow.
Miss.
- Yes.
- He wants to go to Lourdes.
- In Lourdes?
- You would not have a red
a little less "catch me tonight".
- I'll see what I have.
- But what will he look for?
- A miracle.
"-A miracle."
- Finally, Julie.
You did not understand ?
Jocelyn, he walks.
Like you.
Like the lady.
He has never been disabled.
You know it, you have sparkling eyes.
When your eyes sparkle,
you have new shoes
either you feel guilty.
- How do you know ?
- Because I am disabled.
Quiet.
The naive little girl ...
"Little girl", I'm having fun.
She decided to say nothing,
to offer a parenthesis of happiness
against a lie.
It feels good to feel loved.
It feels good to believe it.
Good times,
you have to know how to catch them.
- Do we grab the bra?
- No, but it's silly.
- It was you who brought it to me.
A gift, it does not refuse.
- But ... you know for a long time?
- Almost enough to be used.
- Why did not you tell me?
- Not that you stop me.
So I know, it's silly.
I wanted to know how far it would go.
The hardest, finally,
it's when it stops, right?
When we can more
pretend to believe it.
- What are you going to do
when will he get up?
- Nothing.
Say goodbye.
Melancholic music
- It's not absurd.
People with psoriasis
came back with healthy skin.
After a trip.
- Yes Yes. That is true.
A man who lost
his foot
in a ham slicer,
two days after Lourdes, one finger
toe started to grow back.
- AH YES, YES, YES.
YES YES YES YES.
- Yes Yes Yes.
- Yes. That is true.
- Oh yes, yes.
- Your uncle should have come
with us, Mary.
For his arms and legs.
- Oh yes, it's a shame.
- YES YES YES.
- Ask for my beautiful crucifixes!
- She is beautiful, my Blessed Virgin!
- Two holy virgins bought,
a little Jesus won!
bells
- Hello sir.
- Hello.
- For miracles,
how does it happen ?
- Miracles?
Wow...
- Ah yes.
- Excuse me, gentlemen.
bells
Can I talk to you?
Rhythmic music
a.
You.
Follow me.
No. The nurse stays outside.
- I'm not a nurse.
- Watch out for the fake dish.
Put the brakes.
If you get up, you lie twice.
You are not paralyzed.
From Lourdes,
we come back with photos,
a dedication of Saint Bernadette,
a bottle filled with holy water ...
We rarely come back
with his legs.
In any case,
not since I'm here.
Maybe I bring bad luck,
but what is important
for people, here,
it's coming with faith.
When they leave,
they have only a hurry:
come back to believe it again.
Do not mess this little flame.
Keep for yourself what motivates you
and think about not disappointing them.
It's your conscience and you.
Do you say that
if you get up, we will be forced
to make a small picture.
It's not common, miracles.
- But ...
How do you know
that I am not paralyzed?
- Your shoes.
They are worn.
Melancholic music
a.
- What do we do,
now, Max?
- Euh_.
I'm going to get the Pom'Potes.
A.
Hello.
- Hello.
- Do you have a cigarette?
You're from the corner?
- Not really, no.
Truck horn
a.
Squealing tires
- Oh shit !
- Need a statement?
- A miracle...
You walk.
You're walking, Jocelyn.
- You walk, Jocelyn.
He ... He walks.
It worked.
- Yes it's...
- A miracle.
- A miracle, yes. It is...
It worked.
- Show me.
Go ahead, show us.
Charles Aznavour:
"You've Got To Learn"
a.
- Are you a migrant?
A.
- Sorry.
Sorry.
Mary, you can come,
please ?
Get settled, Marie.
Marie sobs.
A.
Something is wrong ?
- No nothing.
Finally ... Yes, everything.
I wanted to tell you...
I know that I am a secretary.
Discreet.
It's been 12 years that I am discreet.
12 years that I try
to change your outfit every day
to let me know
But I do not have 70 sweaters.
I multiply the combinations.
笙ｪ accommodates the ups and downs.
Yellow skirt and blue sweater,
blue skirt and yellow sweater,
all in yellow.
Finally, yellow sweater and yellow skirt.
I'm a little Mrs. Patate.
But, by the way ...
Today is my birthday.
Eh yes. Marie too, she is getting older.
It's once a year. Except that I have not
assistant to remind you.
I am just an assistant.
A.
You never told me:
"I like your scarf."
"You changed the cut,
"Married." Your way of saying
my name lacks poetry.
What do I have ?
I'm bland? That's it ?
I am too transparent?
To deserve your lies?
what do I have
less than another?
What do I have too much?
Legs ?
Sorry. I did not mean that.
Excuse me ... I'm sad.
I say anything.
Excuse me, I ...
You wanted to talk to me?
- Happy birthday, Marie.
- Oh g
Oh thank you.
I'm touched.
I did not have that color.
- I know.
- He is handsome.
Can I keep the box?
Blow of a cannon
Acclamations
* Announcement in English
a.
A.
Intense music
//
Jocelyn moans with pain.
A.
Acclamations
//
Jocelyn halﾃｨte.
A.
- So ?
We give up before arrival?
- What are you doing here ?
- I was passing by,
I typed "marathon",
and I thought
it was stupid not to enjoy it.
Soft music
a.
Go!
One
A.
- Course, course!
A.
- Yes! 'Yes!
A.
- If not...
Do you have news of your mother?
What ?
- Nothing.
Do not you want to come to Lourdes with me?
- No. I am equipped.
"My love"
a.
* English landing announcement
a.
Landing
a.
- My name is Rodrigo Gonsalvez.
I am Colombian.
I come to seek refuge.
I do not have a base.
You're in luck.
笙ｪ have ...
2 kg of shit in my bag.
- I can have you searched.
- Some promises...
- Circulate.
Funk music
a.
- It's me.
- Hello, Mr. Jackson.
I take your luggage.
- Of course.
- ParicL
I thought
that you were black.
- Ah yes ? Why ?
- You are African, so ...
- Prejudices !
I am African, so I am black.
Well no.
Sir ... Jackson is white.
- But you are African.
- Yes. I am Congolese.
- You are not Ivorian?
- And Ivorian.
My father is Congolese,
my Ivorian mother.
- But you are white.
- Yes.
I was born in France.
Your first name ?
- Rachida.
- It's pretty.
- I am portuguese.
- I was a fisherman in Lisbon.
- Of fish ?
- Yes, cod.
I had a small fish shop.
- Are not you sick of lying?
- Everyone lies, Max.
- You're crazy.
- We went to the embassy and I was
look for my car in Roissy.
- Walk,
it would have trained you.
Sneer
Are you going to see her again?
- Yes.
I call her Saturday, I fuck her
Sunday, I leave it Monday.
- It's beautiful.
It looks like a political slogan.
And...
what's the use for you?
- To nothing.
The challenge.
To be another
Kiss by being myself,
it does not fascinate me.
- You know, even with your cash
and your little mouth of old handsome,
you're not irresistible,
huh.
Just try being yourself.
That's a challenge. You're not sure
to pick up the pompom ...
I swear, you're crazy.
A phone rings.
- Hello? I eat.
Yeah.
Well ... on Saturday, then.
Yes.
He sighs.
My mother...
- Are you reconciled?
It's good.
What does Odette say?
- She is dead.
- Ah ...
He blows.
- Excuse me. Sorry.
They sing "Ba Moin En Ti Bo".
A.
- My dear brothers and sisters,
it is with sadness
that we meet today
to celebrate Odette's memory.
At this moment,
I think especially
to pain
of his sons, Lucien and Jocelyn.
- I was wrong burial.
- "Tic and Tac", as she said.
It's a huge void
that Odette leaves.
- And dad?
- He did not want to come.
- "A being is missing
and everything is depopulated. "
Odette had the solidity of oak
and flexibility
reed.
- It's long, right?
- We'll miss you, Odette.
You radiated from your presence ...
- Here. The keys at home mom.
She would have liked you to go
before we sell.
- Who will be able to forget
your good deeds,
without hope of reward,
your love of others ...
- I have a double in the garage.
- Your joy of life,
your little naughty tailors,
your light blouses,
your little shoes
who gave you this approach
princess.
Your perfume...
Your little dishes,
who reminded us that seeing you,
it was Italy that we kissed.
Where are you, Odette?
Can you hear me ?
You have always been strong,
even in adversity.
We all know it,
you knew how to do
from your sentimental failure a force.
You knew how to hold the bar when
the captain abandoned the ship.
Your only weakness was to forget you
to help others.
- "Let's be '
"'joilleuX' or full of trouble,
a mother, 'se' always present. "
* Brice Davoli: "Amore mio"
a.
He cuts the music.
- Sorry.
- Hello.
- I do not want to bother you.
I am your new neighbor.
Your door was ajar.
As I needed help
to move a dresser, but ...
- I will help you.
- Well no.
Do not worry.
I will do it by myself.
Ah, and I am a life helper.
I take care of people like you.
If you ever need to ...
I'm looking for a job.
I am unemployed.
Finally, there it is. If ever...
- People like me?
- Yes.
- Oh, yes ...
- Wait! Sorry...
I will help you.
- Leave!
I will do it myself.
Just give me the reel ...
- Uh ...
- No, the other one. The...
Bend down next.
Here. Thank you.
There are small needles
who go out,
and it sting your feet ... the tires.
Can I know your name?
- Oh yes, sorry. Julie.
Julie Montier.
And you,
Is it Odette Tomazzi?
That's the name on the doorbell.
- Yes it's...
It is my mother. The apartment
is in her name, and she is dead.
- Oh...
- I live alone here with my memories.
He sighs.
My name is Jocelyn.
- Hou ...
Nice to meet you, Jocelyn.
Good. I do not bother you anymore.
But do not hesitate.
I am in front.
- I will not hesitate.
Same, huh ...
From alone, pepper ...
A small piece of fabric ...
Eh, do not hesitate, between neighbors.
- OK.
Good. Well, more.
- See you later.
- Hello.
The door closes.
He's singing.
A.
He blows.
- What is this challenge?
You think a disabled person
who fucks a super girl,
standing, is it a performance?
- In an old apartment.
I will overkill, I tell you.
It's Beauty and the Beast.
I have to find myself
velvet trousers.
It pitiful, it will move him.
If I get there, the marathon,
you run with me.
- Otherwise, you accept
the colonoscopy of the 50 years.
- I'm not 50 yet.
- You will know.
- It's not disposables, that?
- Good.
Listen, I do not want to know
what's going on in your head,
but for the rest, everything is fine.
- Good news.
- Tell me...
If it works,
how do you act?
What are you doing ?
- Wait, Max,
I do not act.
Oh no. Not here. The challenge.
A moment of ...
I become Jesus.
I get up, I walk, I go.
No. I do not fuck her.
- You are crazy.
- unless she insists.
Funk music
a.
Office.
A.
I think it's with
unambiguous communication,
frank and direct, that
we will go straight to the target heart.
The essential,
it is to optimize the "reach",
"targeter" the "early adopters" ...
Clarisse, your phone!
We do not cheat with athletes,
and even less so with young people.
And then, especially,
I would like to leave a place
to competition.
I want everyone to find
shoe to his foot.
I want respect.
I'm joking.
We go in, we tap,
we win, we tire.
We are number 1. I do not want to see anymore
the number 2 in the retro.
You have to change perfume.
So, we put them deep.
No pity. The important
it's the goal: to be strong ...
Clinking of the pen
... in the battle,
the rest follows.
Never forget :
the shape is the bottom
which goes back to the surface.
A.
He sings "Amore mio".
A bastard. You're a bastard. Oh yes.
bell
- Oh, Justin!
- Jocelyn.
- Jocelyn.
- Am I bothering you ?
- No. I was doing my nails.
- Do you mind, a coffee at my place?
- Uh ... "Why not?"
- And otherwise,
powdered sugar, what would it be?
- Um yes.
But in pieces, it's better.
I break them in half.
But otherwise, that's fine.
I see that
you pay attention.
- I'm preparing a marathon.
- A marathon?
- Uh ... yes, as a spectator.
To be in shape
and be less heavy to push.
And so, you,
are you a life helper?
- Yes. Finally, unemployed.
You work ?
- I can not. I'm disabled.
- That's not why
we do not do anything.
It does not prevent you
to watch my breasts.
- I do not look.
- Well if.
- I did not see you had any.
- Yes. You tell me.
But fortunately, I would be upset.
You are married ?
- Oh no.
It's difficult, in my condition.
It would take someone ...
very altruistic, perhaps.
- Or who likes people.
- Also.
- I'm not very married.
I prefer ephemeral relationships.
No attachment,
no useless lies ...
- Banco!
What are you doing this evening ?
- I'm going to the ice rink.
- At the ice rink,
I do not do 2 meters.
Except with snow tires.
- No, but we go between young people.
The door opens.
Thank you. It was cool.
To more, perhaps.
- Yes. It was cool ...
See you.
'Yes ? Julie.
- Actually, I lied to you, I ...
I work.
Here.
In Paris.
And that's my mother's pants.
I am General Manager Europe
at I-Run.
- "I-Run"?
- I-Run.
You know Nike,
Reebok, Asics ...?
Uma Thurman's shoes
in Kil / Bill, it's me.
- Ah g
- That's to tell you
that I'm not that ...
Finally, I have other assets.
It's not important, but ...
If it helps
we understand each other ...
- My parents are doing a barbecue
Sunday. I invite you ?
- Uh ...
60's music
a.
He sighs.
A.
Thunder
a.
What am I doing here?
barking
What is that ?
Wait, stop. Loose.
Sleep! Layer !
- Regis, sit down! Sitting!
- Let go of my wheels!
- Regis, shut up!
- He is nice.
- Yeah. Hou ... It gliss ...
Regis!
- He's going to tire me.
Loose!
- Go to the basket!
- Nice.
- You should have called me.
- There was no reason.
- Did you come on foot?
- I left my car further.
- It's ridiculous.
- That's ridiculous, yes.
The young people play.
Hou there! Gently, children.
- Ah! Here is finally our Justin!
- Jocelyn.
- Oh, flowers!
Thank you. I am spoiled.
Come, come, come, come.
Here. Come.
- Yes I'm coming.
- Ah!
- Hold on.
Go ahead.
- Wait, wait.
- I ... Yeah.
Behind.
- Come.
- I always come.
- We will get there.
- Hoplﾃ
Here.
- Come on.
- Come.
Come. Put yourself there.
- Here.
Julie blows.
- Will you have to
a ramp,
honey, anyway.
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Undress. The poncho,
it is the door open to sweating.
- It was cold.
I thought it was going to rain.
- Here. It's Jocelyn.
- He is not so old.
So you are neighbors. It's funny.
- Actually, it's at my mother's house.
I have a pied-ﾃ
- My God, poor thing.
Not that serious ?
- Ben, dead.
- Ah yes...
Life, sometimes ...
- So I'm going back and forth ...
- Jocelyn works in Paris.
- Since the time
she was looking for a customer ...
I dunno
if we say like that.
Like what, the misfortune of some
makes others happy.
- Ah, there he is.
Me, it's Fred. I am the uncle.
- Well ... hello.
- Children,
it's not a show.
- I'm the big sister.
- Wait, wait!
I will help you.
- Mom, the pie was burning.
- You did well. Thank you darling.
- I will help you.
- Take the pie.
- Here. Jocelyn, Florence.
Florence, Jocelyn.
Here.
My single sister.
Who ever wants help?
- Hello.
- Hello.
- You must have 1000 stuff
to tell you, between ...
Parisians.
- You are not
Muslim, I hope?
My husband made pork.
- I am Italian.
- Ah! We should have
take prosciutto.
Thunder
a.
Honey, did not you see my glasses?
A.
Where are they ?
Without glasses, I can not see anything.
A.
- What are you doing in Paris?
- I sell sports shoes.
- Sorry. It makes me laugh.
You had better sell wheels.
I dramatize.
- I work at I-Run.
I am managing director Europe.
- I-Run?
- Yes, I-Run.
- You know Nike, Reebok,
Asics? Well, it's me.
It's us.
Uma Thurman's shoes
in Ki / l Bill.
- No ?
- It's not the real ones, it's ...
The real ones, it is she who has them.
- Wow!
And you play sports?
- Well no.
- I play tennis.
- Oh?
- Finally, I'm a violinist.
Do you like classical music?
- I'm more modern music.
When I listen to the classic, that's me ...
- Shit.
- Yeah.
- An Italian who does not like the classic.
- It's my mother who is Italian.
I only have hair.
- Ah? The hairs, is it Italian?
- Yeah.
With spaghetti.
I chose the hair.
It's not easy to play the violin.
- I started at 5 years old.
Luckily,
I am not a soloist
I do not have to get up to greet.
- Where do you play?
- Around the world.
- Violin ?
- No. Sometimes I play the trumpet.
- You are laughing at me ?
- Yes.
Do you live in Paris, Paris?
- No. Not Paris, Paris.
Next door, next door.
- Ah ...
BanHeue, banHeue.
- Yes Yes. That's it, that's it.
- Well, that's good, it's good.
- We make a Monopoly?
Thunder
- I swear, I even made a Monopoly.
- I do not think so, I do not think so.
You're crazy, huh!
I swear, you're crazy.
You're never ashamed?
- Do you want me to tell him
that it's phony
that it is to flirt with his sister?
I'm getting up,
and I offer him the chair for
to show him that I am generous?
- In short. You played, you lost.
You even lied about your age.
Where do you stop?
- It was to the little girl that I lied.
28 years old, an ass like that.
44, it's better than 49,
already that I am in a chair ...
- Do not go in there.
There is only us.
- I do not get in the belly.
- Yes, I know you by heart.
You enter the belly.
You stresses, you swell.
Distress or fart.
BEEP
How is the big sister?
- I do not know, "she is how".
- She's interesting, beautiful?
- I did not look like that ...
- But you should have. You should have.
It's not good, what you did.
Phone ring
a.
Yes my love ?
I was going to leave. I arrive.
Yes, I hurry, my heart.
Yes me too.
See you soon, mamour.
No. Me more than you. Come on ...
Big beak'.
Ah, Jean-Pierre?
He hung up.
Good. I go.
My guy is waiting for me.
Stop going to your mother's house.
She is not there anymore.
It was before, that we had to go.
And drop the youngsters in shorts.
Huh?
bell
- Ah ...
Uh ... good evening.
- Good evening.
- I'm the neighbor.
Jocelyn is not here?
He forgot his gloves.
I had invited him to my parents.
- Oh no, he's not here, no.
I am his brother ... twin.
- Ah ...
Yes.
There is his chair.
- Her chair ?
- His chair.
- You want to go back?
- No, but you understand.
It's moving, those people who are fighting
to regain a dignity.
- Yes it's...
But my brother is surprising.
- He has such a desire to get by.
He told me about his commitment
in Boudana ...
Boutsfana ...
Boudvana ... Botsanﾃｩ ... In Africa.
It's an energy
great.
- Great.
- I hope I do not
to upset him by introducing him to my sister.
- It's not the kind.
- She is also disabled.
- Ah ...
- I thought they might
to please. Birds of a feather flock together.
- Your chewing gum.
I will throw it away.
- What happened to him,
exactly ?
His handicap. It is para?
- "Para"?
- Plﾃｩgique.
- Ah yes, "plegic", yes.
He is that.
He will tell you.
I'm not very good at it
to tell...
I am a mechanic.
- Ah yes ?
- But he is "plegic" light.
- In armchair, anyway.
- Mmh ...
- Mmh.
- Did you sell your chair?
You could have put yourself
on a disabled place.
It's wider, it's better.
Normally,
it's the Ferrari that are red.
Even your car, she's cheating.
- And you, do not you cheat? With your jacket
black to show you're sad.
Everyone cheats.
- You do not love yourself, Jocelyn.
That's why you're hiding.
It's not good, what are you doing?
Rhythmic music
a.
Someone's knocking at the door.
- Sorry.
Embarrassed laughter
I'm sorry, Jocelyn.
Do not forget that tomorrow at 2 pm
you have an appointment with ...
the gentlemen of Qatar for the contract.
- Yes. Its good. Thank you, Marie.
Noted.
Little cries of disgust
My life,
No need to move.
I put a small machine.
You press there,
and you speak.
- The little machine.
- The little machine.
- There is someone for you.
- I'm not getting on Monday, Marie.
- A physically handicapped person.
They did not dare stop it
at the reception.
- I only have one for a second.
- Watch out, feet.
- Hello.
- Hello.
Mary, you can leave us,
please.
Uh ... Well, sit down.
Finally ... Uh ...
Get closer.
- I wanted to apologize...
Finally, excuse my sister.
Have a tennis competition
not far away.
I thought it was next,
as well enjoy.
I searched
"Uma Thurman's sneakers in Ki / l Bill".
I came across you.
I just wanted
that things are clear.
I did not know
what my sister was planning.
It's not because ...
we do not know each other
we must have things to say to each other.
I am a little confused.
It is a meeting a little stupid.
- On the contrary, I was happy
to meet your family.
- Are you on the desk?
- I'll tell you the truth,
Florence. It is...
Jocelyn sighs.
It's absurd, huh, but ...
I'm embarrassed, sorry.
It's ridiculous, this story.
Do not take it bad, huh?
In fact...
- You are ashamed.
You are uncomfortable
in front of your customers?
It's the small glimmer of compassion
who's bothering you?
Or the honeyed side
which gives them the impression
to take your disability?
It makes you feel guilty, compassion.
Or those who want
show us that we are like them.
We are no longer like them.
Must accept it.
It's like that.
No need to hide your chair,
no one is going to steal it.
- This is my assistant.
She...
Yes ? o "Knocks on the door.
- I can talk to you ?
- Yes. What is it ?
- Come.
- No. You come.
- No. Come.
- No you.
- No you.
- No you.
- No you.
I can not move.
- Very good.
- I play a match at Perreti stadium,
to 19h. A very nice match.
If it ever tempts you.
It's not you, the sponsor.
They chose more ...
* -Jocelyn?
'Yes ?
* -I need an urgent answer.
'What?
* -This is for your colonoscopy.
She is moved.
It's always in the anus,
but it's Thursday.
I need your agreement,
otherwise the appointment will jump.
- It's good, Marie.
* -And the doctor said
to think about the regime
for the intestines to be clear.
It facilitates the passage of the camera.
That is what he said.
- It's good, Marie.
- Here. I leave you
with your little problems.
And if it tempts you,
it's at 7 pm
Thank you for having me.
- You're welcome.
- By the way, two things ...
The black athlete running fast
on the poster, it's very clichﾃｩ.
- And the second ?
- The shirt opened on the hairs,
it's very exciting.
And do not forget to drink.
- Marie.
- Yes ? Oh no ! The little machine.
Sorry. The little machine!
- Good. Ben, Marie?
gasps
- Yes.
* -Why we are not a sponsor
in Perreti?
- Well, it's a handisport match.
* -Send Mark to take a look.
- He can not, tonight.
He has squash, it's Monday.
* Sponsor of wheelchairs,
Missing more than that.
- I hear you. Drop your finger.
*-Oh sorry.
Applause
*-Good evening.
Welcome to Perreti stadium
for this final opponent
Marie-Claire Duret
and Florence Montier.
This final will be held
in two winning sets.
Miss, the best one wins.
- In any case, it's all public.
There are not only people ... disabled.
Shouting
- Stronger ! I am deaf !
Applause
a.
Intense music
a.
A.
A.
A.
A.
cheers
a.
A.
A.
Shouting
Bavo! Bravo!
A.
Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
Bravo!
Bravo!
- Deaf, but not dumb.
- Florence, do not say that.
You played your max.
You were at the top.
- Yeah, but I ...
Oh, Jocelyn!
- Oh, Florence! Mrs.
- Ben, thank you for coming.
It's super nice.
- It's normal.
Bravo. I had never
seen match like that. It is...
It is...
impressive.
- You are in my chair.
- Yes.
Uh ...
That's because in fact, I had a ...
I had my chair next to it.
A minute of inattention, and presto!
A chair thief.
- A chair thief?
- Uh no.
In fact,
I had a problem with mine.
Here. I tell you.
I have the squeaky wheel.
I left it to my assistant,
and I allowed myself
to take yours.
I return it to you.
- No. I come back with this one,
it's Batman's.
- Ah ...
- I will come
pick her up tomorrow at your desk.
- No!
I will bring it to you.
I prefer.
shocks
- You want to have a drink
with friends ?
A.
Finally, Jean-Luc,
our ping-pong champion.
- Yes.
- Come on, we have a drink.
- To our champion!
- To our champion!
- How is it managed?
your disability sports federation,
who is playing against whom?
I mean, there are categories,
hierarchies according to what you
remain ... Finally, according to your handicap?
It's the steps of legs
against footsteps?
For example, Jean-Luc,
I imagine you're playing with your mouth.
You would have the right
to play against a guy
who would have only one arm?
Or do you have to play
against no arms at all?
There is not much
adversaries, I imagine.
Must admit.
Who decides this?
Who decides that you, Simon,
with your iron slats,
you run faster
only with a wooden leg.
Whoever has little arms,
does he have to swim
only against small arms
or can he swim,
eventually,
against small legs?
- We understood, Jocelyn.
- Who is it?
- And you,
you do not play sports?
- Uh no.
- You are wrong.
- Your body
must feel that you love him.
- Who is it?
- Do not put it aside.
- Who is it?
- Assume.
- Who is it?
- Forget the eyes of others.
- Who is it?
- I am deaf !
- Classical violin music ...
* J.-S. Bach: "Violin Concerto
in A minor - Allegro "
a.
Yeah.
It's Peter and the Wolf, what.
A door opens.
- Hello.
- Ah, hello.
- I'm Jocelyn's assistant.
You hand me?
- Yes. Very good.
- He told me
to thank you and tell you
that you had a very good match.
And he told me to tell you too
that he had recovered well
his chair to him. Here.
Because he is disabled.
- That's very nice. Thank you.
Embarrassed laughter
You want to enter?
I made tea.
She is pinching a rope.
Here !
- Oh !
- It is not serious. Let.
I will pick it up.
I only have a glass of water.
It was the least exciting.
- It's perfect. Thank you.
- Sit down.
She screams and laughs.
- You are very beautiful.
- Thank you.
Did he tell you to say it?
- No it's...
No it's me. It's personal.
I find you very beautiful.
But I think he too.
He likes pretty women.
- You must please him.
You are pretty, too.
- Oh...
- Are you in love with him?
Embarrassed laughter
- Jocelyn? To do what ?
- Well, I do not know.
He is a handsome man,
he has a beautiful situation ...
It's because of his disability?
- No...
No no no no.
No no no no.
No no no no.
You're in luck.
- Oh? Why ?
- Because you have suffered.
And I think
that people who have suffered
are more optimistic.
They appreciate life more.
I read that in Biba, I think.
It said, "Life is a long journey
in the middle of the night."
You, it's as if
you had a flashlight.
- Mmh ...
It's a very beautiful sentence.
- Yeah.
- For a woman like you,
in love,
optimism is that it lasts.
- Yes.
- For me, it's happening.
Someone's knocking at the door.
The door opens.
- And ...?
- His tour dates.
She gave it to me.
It's not good, what you do.
- Yes. I know.
Are you all going to piss me off?
- She plays in Prague on the 12th.
- So what ?
- You will be there too.
- Why ?
- The 12,
you sign the contract with the team
football club: Sparta.
Signature at 4 pm
concert at 8 pm, plane the next day.
- Oh no. Sparta is the 14th.
On the 12th, I am in Madrid.
- No. Not anymore. I called.
Sparta on the 12th, Madrid on the 14th.
I twisted. They are OK.
- And why would I go see
a classical concert in Prague?
- And why are you going to see
a handisport match? Huh?
And then, it's Italy, right?
- It's my mother who is Italian.
- Exactly. Go in yourself,
standing, walking.
The classic, it gives wings.
It feels good
to tell the truth and to apologize.
She is not fooled. We do not stink
feet when not in use.
Ah. I'll put on a tuxedo
in your luggage.
Standing. No chair.
Funk music
a.
Bell
- Sorry. Excuse me. Uh ...
I am going t0 the opera tonight
and I need a chair, please.
- A seat?
- No, no.
I've got a seat. I need a chair.
- Oh yeah.
S0, I think the best is t0 ask
the concierge. Pedro?
He speaks in Czech.
- Yes, "sir"?
- Hello ... Pedro.
I would Iike
a chair for tonight.
'(or know ... A chair.
- Ah ... Yes.
You want someone with you
for tonight.
Yes?
- No.
'(or know ...
Flesh.
- Yes. I understand.
'(or want t0 ...
on the flesh.
Yes?
He shrieks.
- NO] no '
no, no ...
He does not understand.
A flesh. Look ...
I can not walk.
Ouch! Oh !
It's not complicated.
Flesh...
Sorry. Excuse me sir.
I can ? "Look."
A flesh.
Moans of pain
You know, with big "wheels"
and Iittle "wheels".
A flesh.
- Yes, yes ...
You want a wheelchair.
'Yes!
Giuseppe Verdi:
"The Forza del Destino - Opening"
a.
Horn
a.
Applause
a.
Remo Giazotto: "Adagio in G minor"
Phone ring
- Sorry.
A.
I am sorry,
it's because I'm a doctor.
Ym a doctor.
a.
Gynecologist.
- Yes Yes.
A.
Felix Mendelssohn: "Concerto
for violin in E minor - Opus 64 "
a.
Applause
a.
Laughs
- Great. Thank you. Bye.
Jocelyn?
What are you doing here ?
- Ben ...
I had business to settle in Prague,
I took the opportunity.
I typed "Rupert Selman",
on the Internet, and then there you go.
It was wonderful.
- Thank you. How nice.
- It's sincere.
- Florence, are you here?
We are going to eat. I invite you.
You can not refuse.
- I'm joining you.
- We're at the Geppetto.
Good evening sir.
- Good evening.
- Well...
- Well, good evening.
- Yeah.
Good evening.
You do not prefer
do we dine together?
- Uh ...
Yes.
- Tell me. It's not a coincidence?
You searched where I was playing
and you came.
- No. It's a coincidence.
'YOU are a beautiful liar.
- No. I had a contract to sign
in Prague, I swear to you.
It's you, the liar.
You said you were not a soloist,
but you were singing alone.
- I do not sing, I play.
- Yeah ...
"Play" alone is the same.
- It's not a lie. The soloist
was sick, I replaced her.
You do not want a chair?
- No. I am very good like that.
Why ?
- Houlﾃ
You, you want to get me drunk.
You want me to stagger.
- Do you wear glasses, too?
- In addition to what?
- In addition to ... Like me.
Me too, I'm wearing it. It fits you well.
- Staggering!
- Staggering!
Jocelyn screams.
crash
Sorry.
Approximate Czech
Excuse me. I...
It's a new model.
I do not master well.
A.
- I know something about you.
You are unstable.
You change your chair
every two days.
It's not true ?
Me, Jojo ... It does not bother you
if I call you "Jojo"?
- Yes, it bothers me,
but I let you do it.
- I do not have an unpleasant ass to watch,
but no one sees it.
That's the chair problem,
among others.
Little asses!
Jocelyn laughs.
- Little asses! And to the big ones,
because it is necessary for everyone.
- You know what ?
You should drop the knot.
- The knot ?
- The parable knot.
- You are right.
He blows.
* "Working For The Man"
a.
- Do not you have anyone?
- Especially not.
-"Especially not" ?
- I have Max, already.
- Who is it? A dog ?
- No. This is my best friend, Max.
Please. You speak French ?
- One po.
- "A po." You could ask
the singer singing less loudly?
- Or better.
- Less strong, it will be easier.
Thank you.
A.
Are you coming back tomorrow?
- "You"? That's it ?
We have just taken a step?
Yes. I return tomorrow.
- By which flight?
- I came
with the tour bus.
We are many to do it.
We are between us, it's nice.
- But how long do you put
by bus ?
-15 hours.
-15 hours ?
15 hours sitting?
I could never.
Yes. Sorry.
Without taking a break.
* "Amore mio"
a.
It's my mother's song.
- How?
- The favorite song of my mother.
A.
He sings.
A.
A.
Can not do more.
- Bravo.
A.
I like doing that.
It gives me the impression
to have danced.
A.
It's beautiful.
- You see, the bridge?
You see it ?
- Yes.
- Well, you have a good view.
A.
They laugh.
- You should do some rallies.
- This is your hotel?
- Yes.
He blows.
Do you want a last drink?
- Go!
- Come on.
- Good evening.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
- Yes, finally ... Hello.
Women first.
2nd floor. Room 206.
Soft music
a.
It's over there.
- Yeah. I maneuver.
A.
- I'm not an easy girl.
- Hold on. Uh ...
I will not stay.
It's not good.
- As you wish.
- Good ...
Sorry.
Ah ... It hangs.
- Ah yes.
- Your shoes.
- Thank you.
- Come on.
- At the next chance, then.
A.
- A guy who accompanies you
and who leaves without doing anything,
it can not be anymore.
I think he can not anymore.
- He does not have someone's head
who can more.
- And what is it,
the head of someone who can more?
He had incontinence layers.
- It's at his mother's house.
- Yeah. It's what we say.
And you like it?
- Yeah. A little.
With him, I feel whole.
He looks at me like a woman.
It feels good.
It brings me a little
from what I had forgotten.
And shit, he makes me laugh.
Florence laughs.
I've never heard a guy
sing as badly.
It's horrible.
- Ah there ... I understand especially
that I typed in the right.
Sure, it would be better
that he can still ...
You'll find one before me,
big sister.
"R. QA ﾃ
Do you want me to let you?
- Finally, Florence, he's ...
- Too old.
- No.
Sorry.
- Girls, you have to go to bed.
It is almost 11 pm
- I get up early tomorrow. I go.
You bring me back my chair?
* Rhythmic music
a.
- It's the party of the underpants.
- I'll see if there is my size.
A.
- The marathon is getting ready?
A.
- Hello.
A.
- So, how was it, Prague?
- Good. We signed.
- Ah ...
And the opera?
- Beautiful. Beautiful.
- And ...
Well ... she reacted how
when you see yourself standing up?
- She did not see me standing up.
I did not have the courage.
- Ah, so you do not have it ...
You have not gone further than ...
Not in distance, but ...
Short. It does not matter.
- No.
Roar of the engine
a.
*Classical music
a.
Phone ring
- Hello?
Ah, Jocelyn.
Not at all.
I tuned my violin.
- I thought it might be
nice to see you, like that,
for a drink or even a dinner,
it would be more interesting.
- Well, why not?
Rather, Monday, I'm on a break.
Looks like you're up.
- Uh no. Why ?
- You speak as someone who walks.
- No. I'm sitting there.
I am in my chair.
In any case, that's it.
We say Monday, then.
It's perfect.
I send you my address by SMS.
Huh?
And ... In Prague,
we were in touch with each other, Florence.
- See you Monday.
- Are not you going to invite him to your house?
You have not been able to
to talk to him in Prague.
You will tell him more the truth.
It's too late.
- And ...
how...
it happens if ...
- Yes ?
Paraplegic ...
Are you supposed to bend?
- You can bend, yes.
It's a reflex.
- Boudin, puree.
- Nice to meet you. Max.
No it's for me. Thank you.
- Spinach in cream without cream.
Good tasting.
- You can even
have children. All is
operational, but without pleasure.
The bottom is dissociated
from the top.
The bottom makes love,
the top is a spectator,
if the paralysis is complete.
Otherwise, you can still feel yourself pissing.
I make it short.
Ejaculation too is possible,
thanks to medicines
and a reeducation
to regain orgasm.
Not to mention para-orgasm
Intensity
almost equivalent to pleasure
caused by orgasm.
- It is complicated.
- It's not meant to be simple.
- How do you know all this?
- I knew
that you were going to ask me,
so I revised.
Do you want another advice?
Leave it alone.
- You're right.
I'll tell him everything.
- Wow.
* Billy Paul: "Me and Mrs Jones"
a.
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
A.
Wow!
- Here. It's at my house.
A champagne bucket. Go!
Embarrassed laughter
- That's Fort Boyard, at you.
- I usually go
on the other side.
Hop!
Opening cupboard doors
Not here ... In the kitchen.
Stress moans
a.
Over there.
A.
Here.
Crockery
I found!
- Are you playing the piano?
- Uh no. Why ?
- Well, because you have a piano.
- Ben ...
It's not because we have a piano
that we play the piano.
Have carpets,
and I do not do judo.
I did not even know
he was playing.
- Finally, he does not play alone.
I help him a little.
Florence plays "Me and Mrs Jones"
a.
She closes the piano.
I'm thirsty!
- Me too.
Mmm ...
- We are talking about it ?
- Of?
- Of that.
What happened to you
- Ah ...
Good.
Jocelyn sighs.
I had a horse accident.
I fell off the horse, actually.
Like Christopher Reeve.
The one who makes Superman.
- But he is the total.
- But me, it was a little horse,
a Poney.
I fell from below.
- This is the first time you joke
on that, it feels good.
And me, you do not ask me?
- No.
I do not want to bother you ...
- You do not bother me.
If you tell, I tell.
I burned a priority.
I made 4 tons.
The person in front
broke his collarbone,
and I lost
my legs.
Fortunately, my violin
did not have anything.
Nature is well made.
- Good ...
Uh ...
Florence...
Are you sitting?
I want to say...
you're ready to hear
Something
easy to say?
- Jocelyn ...
you do not give me the shot
the declaration? Not the 2nd night.
The last time I gave in,
it did not bring me luck.
I was betrayed.
- Ah ...
- A firefighter. An officer.
It's reassuring, though, a firefighter.
The night of his birthday,
I said to myself :
"Here, I'll surprise him."
He was on duty.
I went to the barracks
with a teddy disguised as a fireman.
Good. Not very original, but ...
A bottle of champagne,
a little box of caviar.
And then, I waited for him,
I waited for him, I waited for him ...
笙ｪ would have done better
to wait at the switchboard of 18.
A big redhead
with huge breasts.
So, I left him.
He tried to come back, huh.
He wrote me beautiful letters,
he sent me beautiful flowers ...
It did not work.
- Why ?
- He betrayed me.
- You could have forgiven.
- He lied to me, he lied to me.
- Fault discovered half forgiven.
- No.
- No ?
- No.
- Good.
- It was what,
this thing not easy to say?
- Do you know how to swim ?
- Yes.
- Here.
- Did you see Titanic?
- Yes.
BEEP
Adam Naas: "Please, Come Back to Me"
a.
- And ...
It was good ?
I want to say,
did you feel something?
- Yes.
The.
And you ?
- Um yes.
The same.
The.
You're right, Max. I'm lost.
I'm not going
splurge...
- A cripple.
- I did not go around.
I'm 50 years old, cash, my hair ...
I'm fine, I'm not at the end.
She's in a chair, shit.
Where am I going?
- Good. Come on, you can pack up.
You know, Jocelyn,
I can do an endoscopy,
I can even go
until the digital rectal examination,
but I'm not your shrink.
- No, but you're my friend.
You have to tell me why I'm doing this.
- Did not you think you were in love?
I know, it's stupid, but it happens.
I do not like that, I do not like 93 ---
But not at all.
- Neither do I. It's not good.
- She wants to know my friends.
Who do I present to him?
You are the only ones aware.
- That does not mean that we endorse.
- I will tell him.
I have to give myself time.
It takes the right moment
to say him. Here.
- If you do not do it, I do it.
It's not a restaurant,
it's a bowling alley.
He speaks Chinese.
- Arigato.
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
- So here is Florence.
Mary, whom you know.
Max. My...
my friends.
- Good evening.
African accent
- I'll take some more rice alcohol.
Marie laughs.
I make the African accent.
I do not know how to make the Chinese accent.
Ah, here. A roll.
If I may
an indiscreet question.
To do your job,
traveling, etc. To be in an armchair,
it must be disabling.
Finally,
way of talking.
Have an uncle
who is in a chair.
- The world is small.
- Eh yes.
He has no more legs.
A malformation at birth.
It happens once on millions.
- No chance.
- Delicious, these spring rolls.
- Yes.
- Yes.
- And then, especially,
he was badly treated after the accident.
- It was not born?
- The legs, but not the arm.
He jumped on a mine,
in South Africa.
- No chance.
- Without his arm,
he can no longer use his chair.
Yes.
He turns on himself.
- They are falling, these spring rolls.
- In any case,
beautiful story.
It's nonsense,
"one lost, ten found".
His arm, he never found it.
Fortunately, you will tell me.
Because 10 arms ...
Marie laughs.
A.
Can you imagine the octopus?
- They are falling, these spring rolls.
- Jacques!
- Oh...
Florence. What a surprise ! Right here.
- Jacques, a colleague of the orchestra.
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
- It's weird of ...
Sylvaine, an artist friend.
Man's voice
- Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
- BONSOIR.
- I said to myself :
"Hey, what if we made a Chinese?"
- Oh yes.
Ben, good appetite.
Man's voice
- Thank you and good evening.
- Good evening.
Good. Uh ... Florence,
I have to tell you something.
- Oh fuck !
I have soy sauce on the fut.
- Put salt.
- Here.
- Thank you.
Max.
"What?
- Are you taking me to the bathroom?
- But of course.
You're a coward. You're really a coward.
- If we tell him now,
she will not accept it.
- Anyway,
she will not accept it.
- Great minds think alike.
- My chair is outside ...
- I'll get it for you.
- Yes.
- Do not move.
- Well no.
- Sylvaine is a friend, huh.
- Yes. It's not a problem.
'Pee ?
If you need help,
do not hesitate.
My father is sick.
I sometimes give him
a helping hand for his personal hygiene.
- It's okay. I...
I have what I need.
- He's pooping.
bell
- I'm a little early.
- Good evening.
- Hello.
- Yes, I hit a disabled person.
I like that. It relaxes me.
- Its good. I do not hurt.
It's okay.
- Listen to me carefully,
the shoe salesman.
You will tell the truth to my sister.
Tell him you're walking,
that you did not care about us,
that you regret
and you're a shit.
And above all, you tell him all that
without hurting him.
If it's possible.
Otherwise, I'm putting on my heels
10 cm in the ass.
And you will understand
what is an oil drilling.
You have 48 hours.
- Julie!
Julie!
Julie!
That's not what you believe.
And then, 48 hours ...
Tell him yourself.
You will find the words.
You look sensitive.
I CAN P35-
- You know what ?
You are the most handicapped of the two.
\ It's not up to me to
to do, it would be worse.
You wanted to play con?
Assumes.
Thank your brother.
He told me that.
He told me
that it was for your good.
Soft music
a.
- Queer.
A.
- Ah ...
a.
Oh...
You need money, you.
- I'm paying here, Dad.
- Here, it pays?
- A little.
- Ah g
And...
The burial of your mother
went fine ?
- What is a funeral?
is going wrong? Had to come.
- Too late.
Jocelyn sighs.
- I'm in shit.
- It's pity.
Without his chair,
you would not have looked at it like that.
Whistle
- No. I have no pity.
She is stronger than us.
She breathes harder,
she lives harder ...
I am a coward. That's all.
- Tell him the truth.
- If I tell him the truth, I lose it.
- And the sister? The auxiliary of life.
With big tits.
She's not looking for work?
- We say more "big tits", dad.
He's laughing.
- Maybe, but there are still some.
And bigger and bigger.
A.
And more and more expensive.
- What are you doing ?
- Pee.
Do not worry. I am equipped.
You can come and sit down.
Ben, go to Lourdes.
- What, Lourdes?
- You go to Lourdes with her,
and you make a wish.
And then, you get up from your chair,
you are frolicking and healed.
- Whatever.
- Do you have a better solution?
48 hours.
So...
-1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and slip.
She counts the steps.
- And you'll get up like this?
- Not at once.
I'm going to crawl a little,
I will put steps.
A miracle is progressive.
- And she'll believe it?
Max!
We focus!
A.
- Leave him.
I feel that you are leaving in "not good".
I was wrong.
You do not need him.
- I need nobody, Julie.
Phone ring
a.
Well, well. It's him.
Hello?
No. You do not bother me
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
See you tomorrow.
Miss.
- Yes.
- He wants to go to Lourdes.
- In Lourdes?
- You would not have a red
a little less "catch me tonight".
- I'll see what I have.
- But what will he look for?
- A miracle.
"-A miracle."
- Finally, Julie.
You did not understand ?
Jocelyn, he walks.
Like you.
Like the lady.
He has never been disabled.
You know it, you have sparkling eyes.
When your eyes sparkle,
you have new shoes
either you feel guilty.
- How do you know ?
- Because I am disabled.
Quiet.
The naive little girl ...
"Little girl", I'm having fun.
She decided to say nothing,
to offer a parenthesis of happiness
against a lie.
It feels good to feel loved.
It feels good to believe it.
Good times,
you have to know how to catch them.
- Do we grab the bra?
- No, but it's silly.
- It was you who brought it to me.
A gift, it does not refuse.
- But ... you know for a long time?
- Almost enough to be used.
- Why did not you tell me?
- Not that you stop me.
So I know, it's silly.
I wanted to know how far it would go.
The hardest, finally,
it's when it stops, right?
When we can more
pretend to believe it.
- What are you going to do
when will he get up?
- Nothing.
Say goodbye.
Melancholic music
- It's not absurd.
People with psoriasis
came back with healthy skin.
After a trip.
- Yes Yes. That is true.
A man who lost
his foot
in a ham slicer,
two days after Lourdes, one finger
toe started to grow back.
- AH YES, YES, YES.
YES YES YES YES.
- Yes Yes Yes.
- Yes. That is true.
- Oh yes, yes.
- Your uncle should have come
with us, Mary.
For his arms and legs.
- Oh yes, it's a shame.
- YES YES YES.
- Ask for my beautiful crucifixes!
- She is beautiful, my Blessed Virgin!
- Two holy virgins bought,
a little Jesus won!
bells
- Hello sir.
- Hello.
- For miracles,
how does it happen ?
- Miracles?
Wow...
- Ah yes.
- Excuse me, gentlemen.
bells
Can I talk to you?
Rhythmic music
a.
You.
Follow me.
No. The nurse stays outside.
- I'm not a nurse.
- Watch out for the fake dish.
Put the brakes.
If you get up, you lie twice.
You are not paralyzed.
From Lourdes,
we come back with photos,
a dedication of Saint Bernadette,
a bottle filled with holy water ...
We rarely come back
with his legs.
In any case,
not since I'm here.
Maybe I bring bad luck,
but what is important
for people, here,
it's coming with faith.
When they leave,
they have only a hurry:
come back to believe it again.
Do not mess this little flame.
Keep for yourself what motivates you
and think about not disappointing them.
It's your conscience and you.
Do you say that
if you get up, we will be forced
to make a small picture.
It's not common, miracles.
- But ...
How do you know
that I am not paralyzed?
- Your shoes.
They are worn.
Melancholic music
a.
- What do we do,
now, Max?
- Euh_.
I'm going to get the Pom'Potes.
A.
Hello.
- Hello.
- Do you have a cigarette?
You're from the corner?
- Not really, no.
Truck horn
a.
Squealing tires
- Oh shit !
- Need a statement?
- A miracle...
You walk.
You're walking, Jocelyn.
- You walk, Jocelyn.
He ... He walks.
It worked.
- Yes it's...
- A miracle.
- A miracle, yes. It is...
It worked.
- Show me.
Go ahead, show us.
Charles Aznavour:
"You've Got To Learn"
a.
- Are you a migrant?
A.
- Sorry.
Sorry.
Mary, you can come,
please ?
Get settled, Marie.
Marie sobs.
A.
Something is wrong ?
- No nothing.
Finally ... Yes, everything.
I wanted to tell you...
I know that I am a secretary.
Discreet.
It's been 12 years that I am discreet.
12 years that I try
to change your outfit every day
to let me know
But I do not have 70 sweaters.
I multiply the combinations.
笙ｪ accommodates the ups and downs.
Yellow skirt and blue sweater,
blue skirt and yellow sweater,
all in yellow.
Finally, yellow sweater and yellow skirt.
I'm a little Mrs. Patate.
But, by the way ...
Today is my birthday.
Eh yes. Marie too, she is getting older.
It's once a year. Except that I have not
assistant to remind you.
I am just an assistant.
A.
You never told me:
"I like your scarf."
"You changed the cut,
"Married." Your way of saying
my name lacks poetry.
What do I have ?
I'm bland? That's it ?
I am too transparent?
To deserve your lies?
what do I have
less than another?
What do I have too much?
Legs ?
Sorry. I did not mean that.
Excuse me ... I'm sad.
I say anything.
Excuse me, I ...
You wanted to talk to me?
- Happy birthday, Marie.
- Oh g
Oh thank you.
I'm touched.
I did not have that color.
- I know.
- He is handsome.
Can I keep the box?
Blow of a cannon
Acclamations
* Announcement in English
a.
A.
Intense music
//
Jocelyn moans with pain.
A.
Acclamations
//
Jocelyn halﾃｨte.
A.
- So ?
We give up before arrival?
- What are you doing here ?
- I was passing by,
I typed "marathon",
and I thought
it was stupid not to enjoy it.
Soft music
a.
Go!
One
A.
- Course, course!
A.
- Yes! 'Yes!
A.
- If not...
Do you have news of your mother?
What ?
- Nothing.
Do not you want to come to Lourdes with me?
- No. I am equipped.
"My love"
a.