Roger Waters: In the Flesh Live (2000) - full transcript

The documentary of Roger Waters' "In the Flesh" tour. This includes interviews and his solo version of some Pink Floyd songs.

Go to the show and see

The hosepipe of his trouser dick

Roll up your eyes

And show your membership card

Be happy and be hip

Don't knock the good ship rock and roll

So ya thought ya

Might like to

Go to the show

To feel the warm thrill of confusion

That space cadet glow



I got some bad news for you, Sunshine

Pink isn't well He stayed back at the hotel

And they've sent us along

As a surrogate band

We're gonna find out where you fans really stand

Are there any queers in the theatre tonight

Get 'em up against the wall

Against the wall

There's one in the spotlight Now he don't look right to me

- Get him up against the wall -Against the

And that one looks Jewish

And that one's a coon

Who let all this riff raff into the room

There's one smoking a joint



And that one's got spots

If I had my way

I'd have all of you shot

You! Yes, you!

Stand still, laddie!

When we grew up and went to school

There were certain teachers who would hurt the children

Any way they could

By pouring their derision upon anything we did

Exposing every weakness however carefully hidden

By the kids

But in the town it was well known when they got home at night

Their fat and psychopathic wives

Would thrash them within inches of their lives

We don't need no education

We don't need no thought control

No dark sarcasm in the classroom

Teacher, leave them kids alone

Hey, teacher

Leave them kids alone

All in all you're just another brick in the wall

All in all you're just another brick in the wall

We don't need no education

We don't need no thought control

No dark sarcasm in the classroom

Teachers, leave them kids alone

Hey, teacher

Leave them kids alone

All in all you're just another brick in the wall

All in all you're just another brick in the wall

We don't need no education

We don't need no thought control

No dark sarcasm in the classroom

Teacher, leave them kids alone

Hey, teacher

Leave those kids alone

All in all you're just another brick in the wall

All in all you're just another brick in the wall

Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb

Mother, do you think they'Il like this song

Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls

Mother, should I build a wall

Mother, should I run for president

Mother, should I trust the government

Mama, will they put me in the firing line

Is it just a waste of time

Hush now, baby, baby Don't you cry

Mama's gonna make all of your night mares come true

Mama's gonna put all of her fears into you

Mama's gonna keep you right here under her wing

She won't let you fly but she might let you sing

And Mama's gonna keep baby cozy and warm

Ooh, babe

Ooh, babe

Ooh, babe

Of course Mama's gonna help build the wall

Mother, do you think she's good enough

For me

Mother, do you think she's dangerous

To me

Mama, will she tear your little boy apart

Mother, will she break my heart

Hush now, baby, baby Don't you cry

Mama's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you

Mama won't let anyone dirty get through

Mama's gonna wait up 'til you get in

Mama will always find out where you've been

Mama's gonna keep baby

Healthy and clean

Ooh, babe

Ooh, babe

Ooh, babe You'll always be baby to me

Mother, did it need to be so high

Oi! Get your filthy hands off my desert!

Brezhnev took Afghanistan

And Begin took Beirut

Galtieri took the Union Jack

And Maggie over lunch one day

Took a cruiser with all hands

Apparently to make him give it back

Maggie, what have you done

They disembarked in '45

And no one spoke And no one smiled

There were too many spaces in the line

And gathered at the cenotaph

They all agreed with hand on heart

To sheath the sacrificial knives

But now

She stands upon Southampton Dock

With her handkerchief and her summer frock

Clings to her wet body in the rain

In quiet desperation

Knuckles white upon the slippery reins

She bravely waves the boys good-bye again

Maggie what have you done

And still the dark stain spreads between

Their shoulder blades

A mute reminder

Of the poppy fields and graves

When the fight was over

We spent what they had made

But

In the bottom of our hearts

We felt the final cut

If you didn't care

What happened to me

And I didn't care

For you

We would zig zag our way

Through the boredom and pain

Occasionally glancing up through the rain

Wondering which of the buggers to blame

And watching

For pigs on the wing

You gotta be crazy

You gotta have a real need

You gotta sleep on your toes

When you're on the street

You got to be able to pick out the easy meat

With your eyes closed

Then moving in silently

Downwind and out of sight

You gotta strike when the moment is right

Without thinking

And after a while

You can work on points for style

Like the club tie

And the firm handshake

A certain look in the eye and an easy smile

You have to be trusted

By the people that you lie to

So that when they turn their backs on you

You'll get the chance

To put the knife in

You gotta keep one eye

Looking over your shoulder

You know, it's gonna get harder

Harder and harder

As you get older

Yeah, in the end you'll pack up

Fly down south

Hide your head in the sand

Just another sad old man

All alone and dying of cancer

And when you lose control

You'll reap the harvest you have sown

And as the fear grows

The bad blood slows and turns

To stone

And it's too late to lose the weight

You used to need to throw around

So have a good drown

As you go down

All alone

Dragged down by the stone

Gotta admit

That I'm a little bit confused

Sometimes it seems to me

As if I'm just being used

Gotta stay awake Gotta try and shake off

This creeping malaise

If I don't stand my own ground

How can I find my way out of this maze

Deaf, dumb and blind

You just keep on pretending

That everyone's expendable

And no one has a real friend

And it seems to you the thing to do

Would be to isolate the winner

And everything's done under the sun

And you believe at heart everyone's a killer

Who was born in a house full of pain

Who was trained not to spit in the fan

Who was told what to do by the man

Who was broken by trained personnel

Who was fitted with collar and chain

Who was given a pat on the back

Who was breaking away from the pack

Breaking away from the pack

Who was only a stranger at home

Only a stranger at home

Who was ground down in the end

Ground down in the end

Who was found dead on the phone

Found dead on the phone

Who was dragged down by the stone

Who was dragged down

By the stone

Welcome, my son

Welcome to the machine

Where have you been

It's all right We know where you've been

You've been in the pipeline

Filling in time

Provided with toys and scouting for boys

You bought a guitar to punish your ma

And you didn't like school

And you know you're nobody's fool

So welcome

Welcome

To the machine

Welcome

To the machine

Welcome, my son

Welcome to the machine

What did you dream

It's all right We told you what to dream

You dreamed of a big star

He played a mean guitar

But he always ate at the Steak Bar

And he loved to drive in his Jaguar

So welcome

Welcome

To the machine

So, so you think you can tell

Heaven from hell

Blue skies from pain

Can you tell a green field

From a cold steel rail

A smile from a veil

Do you think you can tell

And did they get you to trade

Your heroes for ghosts

Hot ashes for trees

And hot air for a cool breeze

Cold comfort for change

And did you exchange

A walk-on part in the war

For a lead role in a cage

How I wish

How I wish you were here

We're just two lost souls

Swimming in a fish bowl

Year after year

Running over the same old ground

What have we found

The same old fears

I wish that you were here

Oh, how I wish you were here

How I wish How I wish you were here

Running over the same old ground

What have we found

The same old fears

And I wish that you were here

Remember when you were young

You shone like the sun

Shine on

You crazy diamond

Now there's a look in your eyes

Like black holes in the sky

Shine on

You crazy diamond

You were caught in the cross fire

Of childhood and stardom

Blown on the steel breeze

Come on you target

For faraway laughter

Come on, you stranger you legend, you martyr and shine

You reached for the secret too soon

You cried for the moon

Shine on

You crazy diamond

Threatened by shadows at night

And exposed in the light

Shine on

- You crazy diamond - You crazy diamond

Well, you wore out your welcome

With random precision

Rode on the steel breeze

Come on, you raver

You seer of visions

Come on, you painter

You piper, you prisoner and shine

Nobody knows where you are

How near or how far

Shine on

You crazy diamond

Pile on many more layers

And I'll be joining you there

Shine on

- You crazy diamond - You crazy diamond

And we'll bask in the shadow of yesterday's triumph

Sail on the steel breeze

Come on, you boychild

You winner and loser

Come on, you miner for truth and delusion

And shine

Shine

Shine

Shine

Shine

Ooh, shine

Shine

Shine

Shine

Ooh, shine

Shine

Shine

Ooh, shine

Shine

Shine

Oh, shine

Shine

Shine

Little by little the night turns around

Counting the leaves which tremble at dawn

Lotuses lean on each other in yearning

Under the eaves the swallow is resting

Set the controls for the heart of the sun

Over the mountain watching the watcher

Breaking the darkness Waking the grapevine

One inch of love is one inch of shadow

Love is the shadow that ripens the wine

Set the controls for the heart of the sun

The heart of the sun The heart of the sun

The heart of the sun The heart of the sun

The heart of the sun The heart of the sun

The heart of the sun The heart of the sun

Witness the man who raves at the wall

Making the shape of his question to heaven

Whether the sun will fall in the evening

Will he remember the lesson of giving

Set the controls for the heart of the sun

The heart of the sun The heart of the sun

The heart of the sun The heart of the sun

The heart of the sun The heart of the sun

The heart of the sun The heart of the sun

The heart of the sun The heart of the sun

Breathe

Breathe in the air

Don't be afraid to care

Leave, but don't leave me

Look around

Choose your own ground

For long you live and high you fly

Smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry

All you touch and all you see

Is all your life will ever be

Run, rabbit, run

Dig that hole

Forget the sun

And when at last the work is done

Don't sit down It's time to dig another one

For long you live and high you fly

But only if you ride the tide

Balanced on the biggest wave

You race towards an early grave

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day

You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way

Kicking around on a piece of ground in your hometown

Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

Tired of lying in the sunshine

Staying home to watch the rain

You are young and life is long

And there is time to kill today

And then one day you find

Ten years have got behind you

No one told you when to run

You missed the starting gun

And you run, you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking

And racing around to come up behind you again

And the sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older

Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

Every year is getting shorter

Never seem to find the time

Plans that either come to naught

Or half a page of scribbled lines

Hanging on in quiet desperation

Is the English way

The time is gone The song is over

Thought I'd something more to say

Home, home again

I like to be here when I can

And when I come home cold and tired

It's good to warm my bones beside the fire

Faraway across the field

The tolling of the iron bell

Calls the faithful to their knees

To hear the softly spoken magic spell

Money

Get away

Get a good job with more pay and you're okay

Money

It's a gas

Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash

New car, caviar four-star daydream

Think I'll buy me a football team

Money

Get back

But I'm all right, Jack

Keep your hands off of my stack

Money

It's a hit

But don't give me that do goody good bullshit

I'm in the high fidelity first-class travelling set

I think I need a Learjet

Money

It's a crime

Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie

Money

So they say

Is the root of all evil today

But if you ask for a raise

It's no surprise that they're giving none away

Away

Away

Away

Away

Away

In truck stops

And hamburger joints

In Cadillac limousines

In the company of has-beens

And bent-backs

And sleeping forms on pavement steps

And in libraries

And railway stations

In books and banks

In the pages of history

In suicidal cavalry attacks

I recognize

Myself

In every stranger's eyes

And in wheelchairs by monuments

Under tube trains and commuter accidents

In council care and county courts

At Easter fairs and seaside resorts

And in drawing rooms and city morgues

In award-winning photographs

Of life rafts on the China seas

In transit camps Under arc lamps

And on loading ramps

And faces blurred by rubber stamps I recognize

Myself

In every stranger's eyes

And now

From where I stand

Upon this hill

I plundered from the pool

I look around

I search the skies

I shade my eyes

So nearly blind

And I see signs

Of half-remembered days

I hear bells that chime

In strange, familiar ways

I recognize

The hope you kindle

In your eyes

And so

So easy now

As we lie here

In the dark

Nothing interferes It's obvious

How to beat the tears

That threaten to snuff out

The spark

Of our love

Stop, Dave.

Will you stop, Dave?

Stop, Dave.

I'm afraid.

I'm afraid, Dave.

Dave...

my mind is going.

I can feel it.

I can feel it.

My mind is going.

There is no question about it.

I can feel it.

I can feel it.

I can feel it.

I'm afraid.

And the monkey sat on a pile of stone

And he stared at the broken bone in his hand

And the strains of a Viennese quartet rang out across the land

And the monkey looked up at the stars

And he thought to himself

Memory is a stranger

History is for fools

And he cleaned his hands in the pool of holy writing

Turned his back on the garden and set out

For the nearest town

Hold on, hold on, soldier

When you add it all up the tears and the marrowbone

There's an ounce of gold and an ounce of pride

In each ledger

And the Germans killed the Jews and the Jews killed the Arabs

And the Arabs killed the hostages and that is the news

Is it any wonder that the monkey's confused

He said, Mama, Mama the President's a fool

Why do I have to keep reading these technical manuals

And the joint chiefs of staff and the brokers on Wall Street said

Don't make us laugh You're a smart kid

Time is linear Memory's a stranger

History's for fools Man is a tool

In the hands of the great God Almighty

And they gave him command of a nuclear submarine

And sent him back

In search of the Garden of Eden

Can't you see

It all makes perfect sense

Expressed in dollars and cents

Pounds, shillings and pence

Oh, can't you see

It all makes perfect sense

Little black soul departs

In perfect focus

Hold on, soldier

Prime-time fodder

For the news at 9.:00

Hold on Hold on, soldier

Darling is the child

Warm in the bed tonight

Hi, everybody, I'm Marv Albert, and welcome to our telecast...

coming to you live from Memorial Stadium.

It's a beautifulday, and today we expect a sensational match up.

But first, our global anthem.

Can't you see

It all makes perfect sense

Expressed in dollars and cents

Pounds, shillings and pence

Can't you see

It all makes perfect sense

And here come the players!

As I speak to you now, the captain has his crosshairs...

zeroed in on the oil rig.

He's at periscope depth. It looks to me...

like he's going to attack!

By the way, did you know that a submarine captain...

earns $200.000 a year?

- Uh, that's less tax, Marv. - Yeah, less tax.

- Thank you, Emery. - You're welcome.

Now back to the game. He fires one!

Yes! There goes two!

Both fish are running.

The rig is going into a prevent defense.

Will they make it? I don't think so.

Look out! Look at that baby burn!

Can't you see

It all makes perfect sense

Expressed in dollars and cents

Pounds, shillings and pence

Can't you see

It all makes perfect sense

Can't you see

It all makes perfect sense

You have a natural tendency to squeeze off a shot

You're good fun at parties You wear the right masks

You're old, but you still like a laugh in the locker room

You can't abide change You're at home on the range

You opened the suitcase behind the old workings

To show off the magnum you deafened the canyon

A comfort, a friend

Only upstaged in the end by the Uzi machine gun

Does the recoil remind you remind you of sex

Old man, what the hell you gonna kill next

Old timer, who you gonna kill next

I looked over Jordan and what did I see

Saw a US Marine in a pile of debris

I swam in your pools and lay under your palm trees

I looked in the eyes of the Indian

Who lay on the Federal Building steps

And through the range finder over the hill

I saw the frontline boys popping their pills

Sick of the mess they find on their desert stage

And the bravery of being out of range

Yeah, the question is vexed

Old man, what the hell you gonna kill next

Old timer, who you gonna kill next

Hey, bartender, over here

Two more shots and two more beers

Sir, turn up the TV sound

The war has started on the ground

Just love those laser-guided bombs

They're really great for righting wrongs

You hit the target win the game

From bars 3,000 miles away

Three thousand miles away

We play the game with the bravery of being out of range

We zap and maim with the bravery of being out of range

We strafe the train with the bravery of being out of range

We gain terrain with the bravery of being out of range

With the bravery of being out of range

We play the game with the bravery of being out of range

Miraculous, you call it, babe

You ain't seen nothin' yet

They got Pepsi in the Andes

They got McDonald's in Tibet

Yosemite's been turned into a golf course

For the Japs

And the Dead Sea

Is alive with rap

Between the Tigris and Euphrates

There's a leisure centre now

They got all kinds of sports They got Bermuda shorts

They have sex in Pennsylvania

A Brazilian grew a tree

And a doctor in Manhattan

Saved a dying man for free

It's a miracle

It's a miracle

It's a miracle

Another miracle

By the grace of God Almighty

And the pressures of the marketplace

The human race

Has civilized itself

It's a miracle

We got warehouses of butter

We got oceans of wine

We got famine when we need it

We got designer crime

We got Mercedes We got Porsche

Ferrari and Rolls-Royce

We got choice

She said, Meet me in the Garden

Of Gethsemane, my dear

The Lord said, Peter I can see your house from here

An honest man finally

Reaped what he had sown

And a farmer in Ohio

Has just repaid a loan

It's a miracle

It's a miracle

It's a miracle

It's a miracle

Another miracle

By the grace of God Almighty

And the pressures of the marketplace

The human race

Has civilized itself

It's a miracle

We cower in our shelters

With our hands over our ears

Lloyd Webber's awful stuff runs for years

And years and years and years and years

An earthquake hits the theatre

But the operetta lingers

Then the piano lid comes down

Breaks his fucking fingers

It's a miracle

Doctor, Doctor what is wrong with me

The supermarket life

Is getting long

What is the heart life

Of a color TV

What is the shelf life

Of a teenage queen

Ooh, western woman

Ooh, western girl

News hound sniffs the air

When Jessica Hahn goes down

He latches onto

That symbol of detachment

Attracted by

The peeling away of feeling

The celebrity

Of the abused shell

The belle

Ooh, western woman

Ooh, western girl

Ooh, western woman

Ooh, western girl

And the children on Melrose strut their stuff

Is absolute zero cold enough

And out in the valley warm and clean

The little ones sit by their TV screens

No thoughts to think

No tears to cry

All sucked dry

Down to the very last breath

Bartender, what is wrong with me

Why am I so out of breath

The captain said

Excuse me, ma'am

This species has amused itself to death

Amused itself to death

It has amused itself to death

Amused itself to death

We watched the tragedy

Unfold

We did as we were told We bought and sold

It was the greatest show on earth

But then it was over

We oohed and ahhed We drove our racing cars

We ate our last few jars of caviar

And somewhere out there in the stars

A keen-eyed lookout spied a flickering light

Our last hurrah

Our last hurrah

And when they found our shadows

Grouped round the TV set

They ran down every lead

They repeated every test

They checked out all the data on their lists

And then

The alien anthropologists

Admitted they were still perplexed

But on eliminating every other reason

For our sad demise

They logged the only explanation left

This species has amused itself to death

No tears to cry

No feelings left

This species has

Amused itself to death

Amused itself to death

Amused itself to death

Amused itself to death

It has amused itself to death

Amused

Itself to death

Amused

Itself to death

Amused

Itself to death

Amused

Itself to death

Amused

Itself to death

Amused

Itself to death

The lunatic is on the grass

The lunatics are on the grass

Remembering games

And daisy chains and laughs

Got to keep the loonies on the path

The lunatic is in the hall

The lunatics are in my hall

The paper holds their folded

Faces to the floor

And every day the paperboy brings more

And if the dam breaks open

Many years too soon

And if there is no room

Upon the hill

And if your head explodes

With dark forebodings too

I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

The lunatic is in my head

The lunatic is in my head

You raise the blade

You make the change

And you re-arrange me 'til I'm sane

You lock the door

And throw away the key

There's someone in my head

But it's not me

And if the cloud bursts

Thunder in your ear

You shout and no one seems to hear

And if the band you're in starts

Playing different tunes

I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

All that you touch

And all that you see

All that you taste

And all you feel

All that you love

And all that you hate

All you distrust

And all you save

All that you give and all that you deal

And all that you buy beg, borrow

Or steal

And all you create and all you destroy

And all that you do

And all that you say

And all that you eat

And everyone you meet

And all that you slight and everyone you fight

And all that is now

And all that is gone

And all that's to come

And everything under the sun is in tune

But the sun is eclipsed by the moon

Hello

Is there anybody in there

Just nod if you can hear me

Is there anyone at home

Come on, now

I hear you're feeling down

Well, I can ease the pain

And get you on your feet again

Relax

I'll need some information first

Just the basic facts

Can you show me where it hurts

There is no pain You are receding

A distant ship's smoke on the horizon

You are only coming through in waves

Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're saying

When I was a child

I had a fever

My hands felt just like

Two balloons

Now I've got that feeling once again

I can't explain You would not understand

This is not how I am

I

Have become comfortably numb

I

Have become comfortably numb

O.K.

Just a little pinprick

There'll be no more aaah

But you may feel a little sick

Can you stand up

I do believe it's working Good

That'll keep you going through the show

Come on It's time to go

There is no pain You are receding

A distant ship's smoke on the horizon

You are only coming through in waves

Your lips move

But I can't hear what you're saying

When I was a child

I caught a fleeting glimpse

Out of the corner of my eye

I turned to look

But it was gone

I cannot put my finger on it now

The child is grown The dream is gone

I

Have become comfortably numb

Not the torturer will scare me

Nor the body's final fall

Nor the barrels of death's rifles

Nor the shadows on the wall

Nor the night when, to the ground

The last dim star of pain is hurled

But the blind indifference

Of a merciless

Unfeeling world

Lying in the burned-out shell

Of some Albanian farm

And old Babushka

Holds a crying baby in her arms

A soldier from the other side

A man of heart and pride

Breaks ranks, lays down his rifle

To kneel by her side

He gives her water

Binds her wounds

And calms the crying child

Her touch gives absolution then

Across the great divide

He picks his way back through the broken

China of her life

And there at the kerb the Samaritan Serb

Turns and waves

Good-bye

-And each small candle - Each small candle

- Lights a corner of the dark - Lights a corner of the dark

- Each small candle - Each small candle

- Lights a corner of the dark - Lights a corner of the dark

Each small candle lights a corner of the dark

- When the wheel of pain stops turning -And the branding irons stop burning

- When the children can be children - When the desperadoes weaken

- When the tide rolls in to greet them -And the natural law of science

- Greets the humble and the mighty -And a billion candles burning

Lights the dark side of every human mind

Each small candle

Each small candle

Each small candle

Each small candle

Each small candle

Each small candle lights

The dark side of every human mind

-And each small candle - Each small candle

Lights a corner

Of the dark