Regular Show: The Movie (2015) - full transcript

Commander rigs to home ship.

Initiating
final timenado approach.

Right behind you,
Commander rigs.

Skips, muscle man,
port and starboard gun.

Yes, admiral. Yes, admiral.

Pops, you're up top.

Okay.

Follow my lead.

Go! Go! Go!

Come on, rangers!

It's the temporal crystal.



Now we destroy it. Skips.

Mm.

Aw, yeah. Good job, rangers.

Mission objective
almost accomplished.

Now to let our guard down
for just one second.

Ugh!

Muscle man.

Huh? Ooh!

Over there!

Take cover!

Fives!

Cease fire.

Rigby and Benson,
you're outnumbered.

Dude, you can totally stop
this bloodshed.



Give up.

Hey, traitor,
how's the hand holding up?

You might want to listen to
your little friend here,

while you're still alive.

Go stuff it, Ross.

Yeah, you need to
chill out, man.

Forget all this
erasing-time business.

Chill out?! Oh, I think
I was pretty chilled out

when I went to prison because of
you and Mordecai's little stunt

back in high school.

But I guess I should thank you

for creating
this wonderful weapon.

What are you talking about?

Mordecai and rigby created
the timenado.

What? Liar!

Oh, I'm The liar?!
Ha! That's a good one!

Isn't that a good one,
Mordecai?

Yeah, hilarious.

I know what you did, rigby,
and I'll never forgive you!

Dude, I didn't get in.

Commander rigby!

It was such a long time ago.

I didn't do anything.

I don't need you to tell me
what you did.

If we get out of here,
could you fix it?

Rigby, fix this.

That's an order.

No, admiral!

Run! Run!

This one's for pops!

And skips!

And muscle man!

And fives!

Ha!

Stupid!

Stupid!

Time circuits on.

Take me back to high school.

Got to fix this.

Calculating time jump.

Stop that ship
in the name of lord Ross.

What happened to you, man?

How could you work for Him?

I couldn't
stay at the park forever.

I had to think of my career.

How about your friends?

We're not friends.

We haven't been friends
for a long time.

Course plotted.

Press that button,
and I will shoot you.

Hey, Mordecai...

Go ahead!

Wha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a...

♪ What's up, Eileen? ♪

♪ You're the queen
of the coffee beans ♪

♪ Fill them up, fill them up ♪

♪ Can't start the day
without a cup ♪

You know, you could just
ask for a refill

like normal people.

What's up, though?

I never see you guys here
this early.

Breakfast burritos
from the truck outside.

Best burritos in the city!

It's the name of the place,
but it's actually pretty good.

Eh, I've never subscribed to
ordering food from a vehicle.

What time are you guys supposed
to be at work, though?

Oh, no.

Dude, I thought you said
you gassed up the cart.

Mm, yeah, what I meant was,

I didn't gas up the cart,
let's go get breakfast burritos.

Ow!

Would it kill you
to tell the truth

every once in a while?

Wait! Where are you going?!

Come on.
We can't be late again!

Meeting in 10, skips.

Oooh!

Hey, what the...

It's a free country!

Hey, guys, meeting in eight.

Ugh!

You know who else has
a meeting in eight?

My mom!

Ow!

Cramp! Cramp!

Power through it, dude!

Meeting in five, pops.

Oooh, jolly good show!

Ugh!

Get up.

Come on!

Mordecai. Rigby.

Meeting in...

Of course.

Wait!

Wait!

Wait!

Wait!

We're here!

Aah! We're here!

We made it!

We made it on time.

Ha! Ha!

Uh, yeah, you're not on time

because the morning meeting's
already over!

Sorry, Benson.

We would have been here sooner,
but the cart ran out of gas.

You know who doesn't
run out of gas?

Leave!

Good luck, fellas.

Bad show.

You know, you can't just
walk into work

whenever you feel like it.

We have rules here.

And when you break the rules,

you're gonna pay
the consequences.

Wait, pay the consequences,
or face the consequences?

Face the consequences.

Face the consequences!

What are those?

These are pink slips.

One with your name on it,
and one with yours on it.

And now it's time
for me to say the words

I've been waiting to say
for a long time.

You're fired!

No, Benson, you can't!

Yeah, we got a good excuse!

Oh, really? What's that?

We bought you
breakfast burritos.

What?

You know,
just to say we're sorry

for messing up at work
all the time, right, Mordecai?

Uh, yeah.

Best burritos in the city.

Dude, that was awesome!

When did you write his name
on the bag?

Pretty much the whole time
he was talking.

The old "writing notes
behind the back" trick.

Mastered that one
back in high school.

Yeah,
the only flaw in your plan

is that now I'm starving.

Yeah, me too.

You want to sneak off
and get some food?

Nah, Benson's been watching us
this whole time.

I think we're gonna have to
ride this out until dinner.

Pfft, yeah, right.

If we have to go that long
before taking a break,

then I'm gonna start looking
for another job.

Yeah, right.
You wouldn't leave the park.

I don't know, dude.
I'm just saying.

It's not like we can just

keep working at the park
forever, you know?

Whatever. You say that now.

I don't know, man.

But I just think it's something
we really should be...

run!

Dude, you can't run away
from the future!

Aah!

Aah!

Get off, dude.

You guys all right?

Whoo-o-o-o! That was awesome!

What did you do?!

It wasn't us!

Yeah, that meteor
came out of nowhere.

Uh, I don't think
that's a meteor, guys.

Whoa!

It looks like
some sort of vehicle.

A spaceship.

There's got to be
a door somewhere.

Rigby, no! Get away from there!

Dude, what are you doing?

Relax, I just want to
check it out.

Aaah!

I can't be abducted, bros.
I'm probe sensitive.

Ugh!

That's a weird-looking alien.

Dude, he looks like you.

Yeah, but way cooler.

Help.

Oh, geez!

That doesn't look good.

That's not good, right?

Unh-unh.

Who are you?

It's me. Rigby.

I've traveled back from
the future to seek your help.

But how can you be rigby?
You look so awesome.

Thanks. I really grew into it.

The universe is on the verge
of being destroyed.

And it's all because you tried
to make a time machine

in high school.

What? What?

What is he talking about?
How can that be?

Rigby, what did you do?

What?! Nothing!

Oh, yeah, I'm sure.

Is this for real right now?

But I like the universe!

Stop talking!

That failed time machine
was the genesis

of a massive timenado.

A timenado?

A time-what?

Timenado...

a tornado that can travel
through space and time.

Come on, Benson, keep up.

Wait, wait, but I thought
we just blew up the science lab.

That's what I thought, too,
but it turns out what we did

created something
far more destructive.

The timenado was a phenomena
of great power.

Its terminal energy creates
portals through time,

normally harmless.

But now has been harnessed
and weaponized

by a madman called Ross.

Mr. Ross? Our old teacher?

The one and only.

Ross is using the timenado
to suck up earth's timeline.

Entire pieces of the future
are being erased.

Portals start appearing
one after the other,

ripping through
the fabric of time

until nothing is left.

Years, whole decades...
gone in an instant.

The intergalactic park rangers
have been trying to stop it

to no avail.

Mordecai and rigby,
you need to go back in time

to stop us from trying
to make that time machine

or all of time will be erased.

Well, why us?

Yeah, why didn't you go back
and stop it?

I was trying to,

but getting shot
kind of changed the plan.

What happened? Who shot you?

Him.

Oh, my!

You shot me?!

What? No! I didn't do anything.

Whoa,
you guys stop being friends?

How could that happen?

Rigby, come here... Closer.

Don't.

Aw, man!

Don't make the same mistake
I did.

Dude, come on!

You have to tell the truth,

even if it means
losing Mordecai.

It's the only way
to save the universe.

This is crazy.

It's crazy.

What was he talking about?
Time being destroyed?

I... I... I... I... I...

Why don't you tell us
about this time machine?

Well, all we wanted
after high school

was to go to
college u together.

But rigby got in, and I didn't.

So we tried to build
a time machine to fix it.

But it exploded and destroyed
the whole science lab.

Whoa!

Wait, rigby got accepted,
and you were rejected?

But rigby doesn't know
anything about anything.

Hey!

You must've really tanked
on that college essay.

Pfft. Yeah, who knows.

We both got expelled,

and our science teacher,
Mr. Ross, got fired.

Rigby didn't graduate
and lost his scholarship

to college university.

And I ended up just going to
junior college.

Rigby crashed with me
at my dorm,

I dropped out of college, and
then we loafed around for a bit,

we got this job at the park...

okay, okay. I think we're
caught up, monologue Johnson.

I don't understand.

How can Mordecai and rigby
stop being friends?

If they can't make it,
then you and me have no chance.

Yeah, bro.

What was the future you saying

about you having to tell
the truth or something?

Did Mordo blow you away
over some crazy secret?

Uh, what? No. I-I don't know.

It must be something
that happens in the future.

This can't be happening.
This has to be a prank.

This has to be a prank.

Muscle man,
I won't even be mad at you

if you just tell me you're
orchestrating all of this.

Bro, I'm somewhat flattered

that you'd think my craft
is at this level,

but, ultimately,
I'm deeply offended that

"a"... you think I'd put my buds
through this turmoil,

and "b"... that you'd think
I'd listen to orchestra music!

Well, I don't know
what you guys

are trying to pull
with all this...

Dude, if we wanted to
get out of work,

we'd just play video games.

I think this is for real, man.

Skips, come on.

I have a feeling we should
take this seriously.

What?!

How can we even know

that this thing
is really from the future?!

Guys, check out this
sweet future gun I found in that ship!

Whoo!

Cool!

Awesome!

Muscle man, no! Wait!

Pew. Pew.

Pew. Pew.

Muscle man, put that down
before you break it.

Chill, bro.
I don't even think it works.

Oh, wait.

Whoa!

Whoo!

This baby's legit!

We got to go. We got to go.

We're going. Skips,
want to help save the universe?

I'm in.

Muscle man? Fives?

You know it, bro.
Yeah, for sure.

Pops?

Anything to help you two
out of a pickle jar.

Okay, three minutes, everyone.

Grab some supplies
and meet back at the ship.

My car.

I just paid it off.

Hey, Benson, painting the steps
is gonna have to wait.

Got to go save the universe.

Benson, come on.
We don't have much time.

But I just bought
a new air freshener.

♪ I studied nuclear science,
I love my classes ♪

♪ I got a crazy teacher,
he wears dark glasses ♪

♪ Things are going great ♪

♪ And they're only
getting better ♪

♪ I'm doing all right,
getting good grades ♪

♪ The future's so bright ♪

♪ I got to wear shades ♪

♪ I got to wear shades ♪

Make it tighter.

Tighter!

Hmm.

Hey, guys,
who's gonna fly this thing?

Whoa!

It's just like...

All the controls are...

One, two, three. One, two, three.
One, two, three.

Oh-h-h-h! Ugh, we should
have played punchies.

Wait, Rigby's driving?
He doesn't even have a license!

Come to papa.

Welcome back, lieutenant rigby
And galactic park rangers.

We're flying!

Whoo! Whoo!

Wait. Where's my stash?
Where's my stash?

Oh, no, bro.

Calculating time route.

May 28th... 6 years, 4 months
Into the past.

Bingo.

Hold onto your butts.

What? What'd he say?

Aaaaah!

Hey, dude, I heard they started
sending out letters

for college u.

Do you think we got in?

Yeah, man,
everyone gets into that school.

That's why we applied.

Dude, we're going to college u!

Who-o-o-oa!

Our lives rule.

Aaah! Well, well, well.

If it isn't
the state-championship ruiner.

You cost us the game,
state-championship ruiner!

Dude, it was an accident

stay out of this, Mordecai.

This is between me

and volleyball
state-championship ruiner McGee.

Whatever, Jablonski!

I told you that wasn't me!

Oh, yeah?! We got proof!

Thank you!

Rigby!

See?

Could have been anybody.

Ow!

Oh!

Ow!

What's going on here?!

Oh, principle Dean,
we were just helping rigby

with his homework.

Everyone knows
he's not doing so hot in school,

when it comes to the studies,
right?

This isn't
the Francis Jablonski show!

Now get to class!

All of you!

Francis...

You, save your laughs

cause Mr. Ross needs to
talk to you asap.

What? Why?

I don't know!

Something about you failing
science or something.

Just go talk to him.

I don't think
this school can handle

another year of the rigby!

Why did rigby have to drive?

Is everyone okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

Yeah.

Engine damage critical.

That's not good.

Skips, can you fix it?

I'll take a look.
Muscle man, give me a hand.

Looks like the coast is clear.

Race you to the top.

Whoa. Whoa.

We're definitely in the past.

Yeah.

What's so funny?

Good question.

We'll have to mull-et over.

Okay, okay, we're not far
from the high school.

Let's go destroy
the time machine.

Tell me what's so funny.

Hup, hai.

Come on, Schwartzman!
Platform! Platform!

Look, rigby,
you're terrible at science.

That's why you're failing
and probably won't graduate.

What?

Ooh, come on, bring it,
bring it.

Ohhhh, look at them hops,
Wally!

Nice!

Let's hit the showers,
gentlemen.

Aw, rigby, come on.
Don't cry on my court.

I wasn't finished.

Principle Dean is forcing me

to let you do a last-minute
science project to pass.

So there.

Really?

Oh-h-h-h-h!

I'm gonna graduate.

I'm gonna graduate.

Unh, unh, unh, unh...

Unh.

Huh?

Oh, wait.

Mr. Ross, Mr. Ross.

Uh, what kind of
science project?

Uh, no,
if you want to graduate,

you have to come up with
something on your own, rigby.

Well, could you just
give me an example?

Ugh, fine! You're the worst!

This is a project
I'm Working on.

Cool. Cool.

What is it?

A time machine.

Whoa! Whoa!

Does it work?

Soon. It's pretty complex.

It's like when you try and make
artisanal bread,

but a thousand times
more complicated.

You guys want to see
something even cooler?

Whoa! Whoa!

Yep. Grade-a plutonium.

One stick of this
in my time machine

and I'll be time traveling
like that guy

in that movie
about time traveling.

So, what are you gonna do
when you finish

your time machine, Mr. Ross?

Two things... go back and win

the volleyball state
championship, duh.

And then... Get revenge.

And that's why
you're the coolest, Mr. Ross.

I'm glad you think so.

You'd probably change your mind

if you knew
who I was getting revenge on.

Yeah. Yeah.

Here.

Just make a science project

sometime this afternoon,
and I'll pass you.

Okay, thanks, Mr. Ross.

Aw, yeah-yah!

College u. College u.

College who?

Me and you.

You're welcome.

How are we going to get in
and destroy the time machine?

We're going to need
to blend in, pops.

Ooh, like a smoothie?

Yeah.

Yeah!

Hello. Smoothie time.

Benson, no, wait.

Benson, the vbjs hate us here.
You can't wear those.

Vb-what?

Volleyball jocks.

Volleyball?

Pfft, just play it cool, guys.

There's the lab. Come on.

It's locked.

Move.

Come on. Open!

We have to save the universe!

Benson, stop.
I know where the key is.

Mr. Ross gave it to
our younger selves.

It's lunchtime.
We're probably at Paparelli's.

Hey!

What are you doing
with our jackets, huh?

Hey, Mordecai and rigby,
do you know these clowns?

No. No.

Wait, are you guys wearing
old-person make-up?

Run! Run!

Meet at Paparelli's!

What?

Hold it!

Whoa. Whoa. Take it easy, guys.

Sorry about the mix-up.

We have jackets just like these,
right, pops?

Yes, our jackets
are crimson-colored, as well.

Your jackets are red, too?
What are you, from Riverdale?

Yeah, I bet
they're from Riverdale.

Looks like we got ourselves
a couple of 'daleys.

No, no, we're not from
Riverdale.

How about we show them what
we're gonna do to Riverdale

at next year's state finals?

Yeah, let's show them.

Oh!

Set me up, Schwartzman.

No, no, don't set him up.

Aaah!

Aaaah!

We're not from Riverdale.

Hmm.

Yes!

What's the damage, doc?

Eh, too early to tell.
I got to get my tools.

Just stay here
and guard the ship.

Don't worry, skips.
We're not going anywhere.

I got to use it.

Yeah, me too.

This thing's got to have
a bathroom, right?

Bingo.

What the...

Where's the toilet?

Uh...

Uh... Uh...

Forget this!
I'm going in the bushes!

You said it.

Whoa, bro.

Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

Crash pit! Crash pit!

Lunchtime! Lunchtime!

Paparelli's, get in my belly.

Pizza and arcade,
lunch hour's got it made.

What's up, gino?

Ah, my two favorite
worst customers

who never buy anything.

You two staying out of trouble?

Yeah. Yeah.

You know why you two
are my favorite?

You remind me of myself
and my old best friend, Ricky.

We were inseparable.

Well, until we went to
different colleges.

Now he's dead.

To me.

He's dead to me.

He runs a competing pizzeria
in Riverdale.

That piece of trash
stole my sauce recipe!

Ugh, never mind.

Here, take a slice.

Thanks, gino. Thanks, gino.

Dude, we can't
let that happen to us.

You got to graduate.

You figure out what you gonna do
for that project?

I don't know.
I was just thinking about

putting my name on
a bunch of fireworks

and launching them at
the principal's car.

That's science, right?

No, dude.

Okay, well,
something else really awesome.

I'll think of something.

Oh, what?! Galactic runner 2!

This must have just come out.
This wasn't here yesterday.

You got a quarter?

Yeah.

Dude, it's us.

Pfft, I still can't get over
how lame your bleached hair was.

Shut up. It was cool.

So, what's the plan?

Okay,
so we just need to get them

to let us into the science lab,

and then we can find
the time machine and destroy it.

Okay, yeah, we'll just tell them
we're here to help them.

Oh, wait, do you think
talking to ourselves

is gonna screw up time
or anything?

What if we explode
or implode or something?

Shoot. No, wait.

But future you came and talked
to you and nothing happened.

Well, he died.

Yeah, but that was only because
I shot you.

Oh, yeah.

Dude, dude, dude,
get it, get it!

I got it. Worry about your guy.
Quit mashing the buttons.

We got next.

Pfft.
Well, we might be a while.

Rigby better watch out
for that alien ship.

What alien ship?

Oh!

Man, that came out of nowhere!
Ugh!

You got to take
the hidden warp to level two

to bypass the ship.

How do you know that?

We've had a couple of years
to master it.

But this game's brand-new.

Not when you're from
the future.

Whoa, what?!

Yeah, man. It's me.

How is this possible?

Dude, wasn't Mr. Ross
building a time machine?

None of that's important right
now. We're just here to help...

wait. How do we know
you're who you say you are?

Yeah. If you're really us
from the future,

what's on the back of his deck?

Oh, a dumb drawing of our
made-up character seсor sensei.

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa!

So, why are you guys here?

Do you need us to help you
save the universe or something?

Pfft, no, we're here to help you
finish your science project.

Whoa! Really?
Sweet, dude, more help!

Yeah, it's, uh, pretty important
that you graduate.

Did I get into college u?

Yeah, we totally got in, man!

Whoo! Awesome!

Yeah! What about me?

Did I get in, too?

Uh... I wouldn't want to
ruin the surprise.

Yeah!

Awesome!

So, uh, we should probably get
going to that lab, right?

Wait, but I still don't know
what to do for my project?

Oh, uh, just, uh...

Just build a volcano.
That's what I did.

Okay! Building a volcano
with my future bros!

Who-o-o-oa!

"Dear, Mr. Ross,
thanks for the extra credit.

I lava science."

"Rigby."

Dude, you spelled
your name wrong.

Ahhh!

There. Can't even notice.

Don't worry, dude.
I misspell my name all the time.

See, anyone
can make that mistake.

Yeah, but you're the same...
never mind.

So, what's happening
with you guys now?

Uh, we're gonna
disappear back to the future.

Yeah, but we can't do it
with you watching.

Cool.

Thanks for the help, guys.
You saved my butt.

Time to go celebrate.

Graduation, here we come.
Thanks again, dudes.

Later.

Come on.

Here it is.

Ready?

Ready.

Universe saved! Universe saved!

Ha! Ha!

Universe saved! Universe saved!

Uh, yeah, we did that already.

Did you already get spiked in
the head like a volleyball, too?

'Cause that happened!

We told you to run.

A little late, rigby!

Guys, can we please just
get out of here?

I don't want those
volley fellows coming back.

You're right, pops.

Well, I suppose you guys
actually came through for once.

Good job.

Yeah, we did!

Who-o-o-oa!

Good show.

Nice try, fellas.

But soon it'll be time to set
the game-winning spike.

I should probably
get that checked out.

All right, now to get back
to doing what we do best...

guarding a spaceship

that's our only hope
to get back home...

Is this the right crater?

What did you do?

Nothing, skips. Honest.

We just went to the bathroom
real quick,

and when we came back,
the ship was gone.

The ship doesn't even work.
How can it be gone?

And why are you naked?!

You know what?
I'll... I'll go over there.

How in the world
could this happen?

"I ate from the trash
at Paparelli's."

Hey, muscle man, didn't you have
a shirt like that six years ago?

Yeah.

Oh, no, bro.

We crashed a lot of things in
this crash pit over the years.

But I have a feeling
this is gonna be the best.

You know it, bro.

Huh! Huh!

What the...

Take the wheels, fives.

Ohhhh.

What do you think
you're doing, bro?

Huh?

What the... What the...

Why can't I fight you, man?

'Cause I'm you, bro.

And you're not driving this ship
into the crash pit.

Whatever. You can't tell me
what to do, old man.

Actually, I can, because
I know something that you don't.

What's that?

Always guard your pepperonis.

Huh!

Aaaah!

Aaah!

Next time,
use the space toilet!

Don't worry, skips.

For the rest of this trip,
I'm holding it.

Aaah!

Huh?

Well, did you guys
save the universe?

Does this answer your question?

Whoa! Whoa!
What are you doing?!

Sorry.
We found it in skips' van.

You can't celebrate

without dumping sports drink
on somebody.

Skips, how much longer till
you can get us out of here?

Give me 20 minutes.

Okay, until then, I'm gonna go
try and find a shower.

Does this ship have a bathroom?

Uh, you might not want to
use that, bro.

All right, man, it's over.

Yeah-uh.

Well, I guess I won't
shoot you in the future anymore.

So that's cool.

Although we never really
found out

why that happened anyways.

Yeah, that's a relief.

Man, I wonder if any other stuff
in the future changed.

Oh, no.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Uh, I got to go. What?

I have to go do something.
Just don't leave without me.

Huh?

Rigby?

Rigby!

Whoa!

Yes! It's here!

Aw, yeah, it's got my name on it
and everything!

You guys want to
get the camera ready?

Okay, okay,
after, after, after.

I didn't get in?
But... Everybody gets in.

What... what am I
supposed to do now?

Listen, rigby,
we were kind of expecting this

so we looked up
an out of state school where...

out of state?

But I'm supposed to
go to college with Mordecai.

Listen, this is the only college
that will accept you.

Well, then,
I won't go to college then!

Rigby, you're going to college
whether you like it or not!

If I can't go to college
with Mordecai,

then I don't want to go to
college at all!

Welcome to college u...

the college that accepts
Everybody.

Meh!

How are we gonna stay friends
if we go to different schools?

What if he got rejected, too?

Sorry, Mordecai.

Aaah!

Dude, did
you see all that lightning?

Must be a storm a-brewing.

Huh?

Aw, sweet.
Is that your acceptance letter?

Uh, yeah. Yeah. I got in.

Whoa!

Dude, I knew you could do it.

Yeah. Thanks.

Dude, I got my letter, too.

"Dear Mordecai..."

Hm, hm.

"We regret to inform you
that you have been rejected

from college university."

Dude, I didn't get in.

What the...

Ugh!

Dude, they let you in
but not me?

That doesn't make any sense.

No offense.

Hey, forget them.

If you're not going to
college u, then neither am I.

No. I have a better idea.

What?

Do you still have the key
to the science lab?

Yeah. I need your help finishing
Mr. Ross' time machine.

No, wait!

You have to tell Mordecai
the truth!

Please!

Huh?

Mr. Ross?!

The one and only.

Jerk move, changing Mordecai's
letter like that.

But I guess you're kind of
the king of jerk moves.

Like that time you ruined my
volleyball state championship.

What? That was an accident.

Oh, yeah?

I wonder what would happen

if I accidentally showed
Mordecai Your Little secret.

It's over, Ross!

We destroyed your time machine,
so just get out of here!

Oh, that doesn't matter.
I'll just replace it with this.

No!

I wouldn't want to stop
your high-school selves

from blowing up the science lab
and creating the timenado.

Ooh, got to run.

They'll be here
in a few minutes.

No!

Bye.

Aaah!

No! No! No!

Try it again, pops!

Phew, for a minute there,

I thought we'd be
stuck in the past.

Uh, guys, maybe we shouldn't
leave quite just yet.

The portals.

Something must still be wrong

what?!

But the time machine
was destroyed.

Well, are you sure?

Yes! Yes!

Then why is time still
being erased?!

Wait! Wait!

We can't. We... we can't go.

Rigby, what's going on?

There's a second time machine,
and our past selves

are headed to the high school
to finish it!

What?!

Everybody, get in the van.

We got to get to
the high school now.

What's going on, rigby?

Uh, I'll explain later.
We just have to go now.

Yeah, dude,
this is the only way.

We finish
Mr. Ross' time machine,

then we can go back in time,

and I can tell myself
to get better grades.

I'll get accepted this time,
and we can both go to college u.

Dude, that is...
Such a great idea!

I could totally tell myself
the same thing.

But why would you need to
get better grades?

You already got in.

Oh, right. Yeah, never mind.

Come on, help me put
this weapons grade plutonium

into the time machine.

Go! Go! Go!

Hurry!

This way! We still have time!

Stop.

Out of our way, buddy!

Yeah, this doesn't concern you,
mysterious hooded bro.

Oh, I think it does.

Dude, it's... it's me.

In the flesh.

You're the future Mordecai

that shot the future me
in the future.

Yeah, but you deserved it.

Guys, guys, chill out.

The show
hasn't even started yet.

Mr. Ross?!

The one and only.

Step aside, Ross.

No can do.

I need past Mordecai and rigby
back there

to create the timenado
so I can get revenge on rigby.

You're crazy!

Yeah, I'm craze-o, all right!

And as soon as I get my revenge,
I'm gonna destroy the earth

and then just live on
my sweet spaceship

and watch tons of TV.

I recorded
the past 25 years worth,

so I've got a little
catching up to do.

They can't stop all of us!
Come on!

Oooh!

Oh, man.

Wait, duh.

Can't make a time machine
without adding a little time.

Bros, you're blocking my shot!

Aaah!

So easy.

You know what else is easy?

Huh? Huh?

This.

Yes!

Heh. Rewind collar.

Good thing, too.

I don't want to miss this.

Aaah! Aaah!

What are you guys doing here?!

The timenado! The timenado!

Ooooh!

Aaaah!

Aaah! No!

Rigby, what did you do?!

I'm sorry, mister.
We didn't mean to...

don't you get it?

You just created
the timenado again...

the whole reason we're here!

What?
Why didn't anyone tell us?

Yeah, we didn't know.

Oh, man,
this is gonna be too good.

Mr. Ross? What happened to you?

Time traveling as much as
I have hasn't treated me well.

But it's all about to pay off.

Why don't you tell Mordecai
the real reason

you were trying to
finish my time machine?

But rigby was just helping me

so we could go to
college u together.

Oh, yeah. You don't know.

Rigby never got in
to college u.

But You Did.

What? Wait, what?

Oh, wait.

Mordecai, you didn't know that?

Rigby,
what is he talking about?

I don't know. He's crazy.

Oh, am I? Am I craze-o, rigby?

Then why don't you read
the "acceptance letter"

you've been carrying around?

No! I don't have to!

Aaah!

Read the letter.

Do it, rigby.

"From the admittance office
of college university."

"Dear, rigby,
we regret to inform you"

that you have not been accepted
into this fall's freshman class

"at college university."

Keep reading!

"Though college university
is a massive school"

and it was a record year for how
little applications we received,

the admissions committee simply
could not find any reason

to include you
in our enrolling class.

The deans were obliged
to select among candidates

who clearly could do the minimum
work required at c.U.

We hope you can understand
our situation,

if you can understand
this letter at all.

But rest assured that we did not
make this unanimous decision

on a whim, and as a result,

we are not able to consider
any appeals to this decision,

so don't even try.

Though our school motto is
'the college for everyone',

sometimes college
Isn't For everyone.

We thank you
for your interest in c.U.,

but, again, to reiterate,

we won't be seeing you
anytime soon... or ever.

"Sincerely, the admissions board
at college university."

You've been
lying to me all this time?

Huh, ouch.

But don't worry.

The sting of that lie
won't last much longer.

What?

Time for the next phase of my
"get revenge on rigby" plan...

get rid of his best friend.

Set me up, me.

No!

Ha!

Aah!

Aaah!

Ohhh! Come on!

Whatever!

As soon as I get back up
into space,

I'm gonna erase all of time
and blow up the earth anyways.

Hey, rigby,
remember when you ruined

my state championship game?

Now we're even.

Oooohhhh!

This is what you losers
sound like, and nobody likes it.

Oooohhhh!

Mordecai?

I can't believe you, rigby.

All this time
you were lying to me?

And what, so you forged
my rejection letter, is that it?

Yeah, but...

ugh! Why would you do that?

I had to.

You would have gone off
to college without me.

You don't get it, do you?

It was just one lie.
I was just trying to...

it's always
just one thing with you.

You don't do that
to your best friend.

Ugh! You're.

You're the reason I'm stuck
in this dead-end job!

Well, I'm stuck, too.

Who better to be stuck with
than your friend?

You're not my friend.

All you've ever done
is hold me back,

and I'm the idiot
for not seeing it until now.

♪ Linger on,
your pale blue eyes ♪

Rigby, no!

Wait!

Stop!

Come on.

Put me down. Put me down.

It was all a waste, Mordecai.

I sold us out.

I climbed
the evil corporate ladder,

I had an evil
six-figure salary,

and even bought an evil condo
in Maui... right on the beach.

Ugh, and for what?
No family, no friends.

Work isn't everything.

It's not worth shooting
your best friend over,

I'll tell you that.

Truth is.

Right now, I'd trade in my life

for an afternoon
playing video games with my bro.

The future is in your hands.

Ohhhhhh.

No!

Dude, did we just die, dude?

Yeah, dude.

Dude, let's get out of here!

♪ Your pale blue eyes ♪

♪ Linger on,
your pale blue eyes ♪

Rigby! Stop!

♪ If I could make
the world as pure ♪

Fly me into the sun

so I won't have to be
so sad anymore.

Fuel cells critical.

No, no, no!
Come on, stupid ship!

Stupid ship!

Auto pilot engaged
To nearest refueling station.

♪ I put in front of me ♪

Yah! Ow!

Aaah! Aah!

Terrific!
This is just... Great!

Why would rigby
do such a thing?

I'm gonna kill him!

Why don't we just
go back in time

before rigby
took the ship and then...

or, better yet, just go back
further and try all over again.

Because we don't have time
or a way to get back now.

He's gone. He took the ship.

Good.

We don't need him.

Well, what are we to do now?

I don't know.

Calling all available ships to
Quadrant 3.457 Alpha.

The earth's timeline
Is in danger.

Ross' timenado has already

eaten up the entire
22nd century.

We will be starting our final
Run to stop him in one hour.

We don't know how to stop it,
But we have to try.

Oh, man.

We've got to go help.

Oh, good. You're awake.

What happened?

Emotions, feelings happened.

And then you slipped
and hit your head.

Not your finest hour.

Want to see my finest hour?

It's around here somewhere.

Aah! Sorry.

Who are you?

I am father time.

You don't look so hot.

I don't feel so hot.

But I guess
that's to be expected

considering
there's a craze-o guy

trying to destroy all of time.

Why are you saying "craze-o,"
too?

It's "crazy."

In the future, it's "craze-o."

I'm just being era-appropriate.

But anyways, how about you?

How are you doing?

Bad.

I messed up,
and everybody hates my guts now.

They're better off without me
anyway... wherever they are.

Well, that's one way
to look at it.

While you were out,
your friends have been busy.

They joined gene and the
intergalactic park rangers.

They're engaged in
an epic space battle

with that science teacher
of yours.

It's weird, really.

They don't stand a chance.

Guess I'll never understand
humanity.

Why are you showing me
all this?

I blew it.

I lost Mordecai.

Mordecai, huh?

You're not friends anymore?

Told me so himself.

Yeah, that's rough.

But I'm sure you did
all you could

to save your friendship, too.

Uh, yeah,
I did a bunch of stuff.

I wallowed in self-pity.
I flew off in a rush.

Whoa, you Did Do a lot.

I know.

There's literally nothing else
I could do.

If only there was a word
out there you could say to him.

A word that shows him
that you feel bad.

Maybe in a different language.

But when am I gonna have time to
learn another language?

"Sorry", rigby.
The word is "sorry".

And if you really want to
say it to him,

you know where to find him.

Aah!

I'm not long
for this existence,

but at least I won't leave here
with any regrets.

How about you?

I got to go say "I'm sorry".

I took the liberty of filling
your tank up while you were out.

That'll be $50,000.

What?!
I don't have that kind of money!

Just kidding.
It's on the house.

Geez. Can't take a joke?

I'm coming, Mordecai.

Alert. Alert.

We're under attack, sir.
It's the galactic park rangers.

The rangers?
Against my timenado?

Ha! Launch more fighters,
and let's finish this up.

I've got nine seasons of

"everybody loves Raymond"
to watch.

Yes, sir.
I hope you enjoy season 4, sir.

Mordecai, you all set?

Yeah, payload secure,
but I'm gonna need help

to get to that docking bay.

Clear a path for Mordecai,

and stay away
from those timelines.

There's no telling
where you'll end up.

Techmo, bogies on your six.

Huh?

Aah!

Get going, Mordecai.

Computer, find Mordecai.

Searching, searching...

Mordecai found.

Target in sight.
Preparing for docking procedure.

Mordecai!

Aaaah!

So...

Mordecai!

Huh?

Mordecai!

Huh?

Aaaah!

What are you doing here, rigby?

Haven't you ruined enough
timelines for one day?

I have to
apologize to Mordecai.

Aah! Aah!

We'll cover you. Now go!

Huh? What is this?

He-he-he-he. You're funny.
My name's Mordecai.

I'm rigby. Ohhhhh!

Ohhhhh!

Whoa!

What happened to you, man?
How could you work for him?

I couldn't
stay at the park forever.

I had to think of my career.

How about your friends?

We're not friends.

We haven't been friends
for a long time.

Aaah!

Mordecai!

Mordecai!

Whoa!

Mordecai.

Listen, Mordecai.

I just need to...

now's not the best time.

You guys, we got to stop running
into each other like this.

Step aside, Ross.

Yeah, it's time to finish this.

I'll be finished when time is
erased and you two are dead!

Aah! Aah!

Stay with the plutonium.

Aah! Mordecai!

Aahhhhh!

You were the worst teacher.

Stuff it.

Aah!

Yoo-hoo.

Rigby!

Show yourself.

Ohh!

Ohh!

Aahhhh!

Aahhh!

No!

Whoa.

Whoa!

Oof!

Mordecai!

I've been waiting
a long time for this.

I'm sorry for ruining your dumb
volleyball game, okay?

Just let it go, man.

Let it go?!

Do you know what it feels like

to dedicate your life
to something

and then have it ruined?!

Yes, I do.

But I'm gonna work hard
to make it right.

Mordecai, now!

Huh?

Aah!

Thanks.

You guys all right?

Yeah. Whoa.

Is he gonna regenerate?

No, the fall must have
broken his neck collar.

Let's do
what we came here to do.

Wait. I need to say something.

Mordecai, this is all my fault.

If I hadn't changed the letter,

you wouldn't have wanted
to go back in time,

and the timenado
would never have been created.

Well, I think Mr. Ross
had it out for you, anyways.

It doesn't matter.

I robbed you of your future
because I was being selfish.

You're the only friend
I've ever had,

and I couldn't stand
the thought of losing you.

I held you back
and ruined your life,

and I'm sorry.

Dude, you didn't ruin my life.

What you did was messed up,

but I think before,

I was putting
too much blame on you

for how things have turned out.

I've made plenty of mistakes
on my own for sure,

and if you didn't do
what you did,

maybe things
would have been different,

but I'd take

working a lame job at a park
with my best friend any day.

Hm. Mm-hm. Hm.

Hm. Hm-hm. Hm.

Hm-hm, hm-hm, hm-hm, hm!

Now get out of here.

I'm gonna take care of this
on my own.

Rigby, no!

You don't have
a protective suit! You'll die!

I'm tired of you always fixing
my problems.

This time, I'm Going to fix it.

No!

Come on. We got to go.

Hey, Mordecai. One more thing.

Saving the world is
the best thing I've ever done.

So if you could get Benson

to make a sweet
bronze statue of me

to put at the front
of the park,

that'd be really cool.

No!

We have to leave him!

Mordecai, it's too late!

No, it's not!

Rigby!

Mordecai, what are you doing?

I can't let you do this
by yourself.

Plus, I want to be a part
of that statue, too.

The game's not over yet, boys.

Now, who's ready to die?!
Raaaaah!

No!

Rigby, catch!

Aahhhh!

- What the...
- Hyah!

- Ha. You missed.
- Did I?

Uh, yeah, you did.

What?

Set me up, Mordecai.

Noooooooo!

Aahhh! Oof.

Aahhhh! Oof.

Aahhhh! Oof.

Aahhhh! This hurts way more
than I thought it would!

Come on. Let's finish this.

Yes, sad news.

An explosion
at west Anderson high

has left the entire
science department destroyed.

Let's go to our aerial coverage
up in chopper 6. Frank?

I tell you, Jim.
It's pretty crazy down there.

I've never seen
anything like this.

Wh-o-o-o-oa.

Margaret, stay back, sweetie.

So you're telling me, you tried
to build a time machine

using Mr. Ross' plutonium

and blew up
the whole science lab?!

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Okay, I can exp...

ow!

You're going to jail, Ross.

And you two...
I'm calling your parents.

You two are expelled.

Wait.

Before you go, I have
something to say to Mr. Ross.

I'm sorry for ruining

your state championship game,
Mr. Ross.

I know it meant a lot to you,

and if it wasn't for me,
you guys totally could have won.

I'm sorry.

That's all
I've been waiting to hear.

Hoo, man.

I feel so much better now.

You know, I was about to plan

a crazy, complicated
revenge plan on you,

but now I don't feel like
doing that at all.

Ha! Now I feel like
we can be best friends.

You guys want to go get burgers?
My treat.

What do you say, principal Dean?
Can we get burgers?

No! You're going to jail!

Oh, yeah.

Now march!

Ow. Wow! Ow! Ha! Ow.

Oh, man, come on.

I said march!

Even though
they were really cool,

I hope we never turn out
like them.

I promise I'll never shoot you
with a laser.

I promise I'll never
laser you, either.

- Whoa.
- Whoa.

Well...

I guess that wraps a neat,
little bow around everything.

Mordecai, rigby.

A new day, a new beginning.

Now, you're a little late,

but we can work on tha...

Mordecai and rigby!

Okay. That'll be $3.95?

Uh, sorry. How much?

$3.95.

Oh, okay. Here you go.

Could you just throw the food
up here?

We're in kind of a hurry.

Thanks.

Dude, this was a bad idea.

We're late.

Pbht! We're not late.

We're never
gonna be late again.