Reflections of Evil (2002) - full transcript
Julie, who died of a PCP overdose as a teen in the early '70s, searches from beyond the ethers for her little brother, Bob, an obese watch-seller, who is dying of sucrose intolerance, in the early '90s.
I'm Tony Curtis.
Welcome to LaserLight
Special Edition Classics.
In this presentation,
we're bringing you
one of Hollywood's most popular
tough guys, Damon Packard.
He stars in a movie called
Reflections of Evil,
made in 1975.
Packard plays a
half-Indian horse rancher
who has to fight off everything
from rustlers to gunslingers.
I made a film with him
myself, he's a charming man.
Packard's career is one
of the most unusual,
yet successful, in Hollywood.
Over 45 years as an actor,
he has appeared
in maybe 92 movies
and dozens of episodic
television shows.
What Bronson and
Harris didn't know
was that Packard was
a master of style
and that style of the film
was much more important
than the script itself.
Anyhow, despite Packard's
tough-guy image, in reality,
he's a very gentle
person, lovely spirit.
That side of him
has only been seen,
expressed in some of the movies
that were only made in Europe.
Once he came back to America,
he was sued by Stephen
Spielberg and George Lucas,
spent some time in prison.
He's got a bullet scar on
his shoulder to prove it.
Well, let's get started
with our program.
First up is a trailer
for Serta Mattress.
It starred Joey Heatherton.
I knew Joey.
She was a charming woman.
After the trailer,
we'll go right
into our movie, Reflections.
And after the movie, I'll
be back to wrap things up.
♪ Be a perfect sleeper
♪ Buy a perfect sleeper,
perfect sleeper ♪
♪ By Serta
♪ Now, instead of
counting sheep ♪
♪ You can count on a
good night's sleep ♪
Hi, I'm Joey Heatherton.
The Perfect Sleeper
Mattress by Serta
gives you firmness and
comfort at the same time.
That's the perfect combination
for a great night's sleep,
firmness and comfort.
You'll love it.
♪ Be a perfect sleeper
♪ Buy a perfect sleeper
♪ Perfect sleeper
♪ By Serta
His mortal
patience on Bewitched,
in color on ABC.
♪ In September
Introducing some of the stars
on ABC's bright, new season.
Meet Music Scene.
See a weekly super concert.
See you this fall
on Music Scene.
Meet The New People.
They found their new world.
Watch what they make of it.
Meet George Hamilton
and Lana Turner, in Harold
Robbins's The Survivors.
Ha ha, love.
Embrace the many varieties
of Love, American Style.
♪ Meet us in September
♪ Think how much
fun it will be ♪
♪ On ABC
Julie.
I've got this ring
I can't get rid of.
Mmm-mm.
In my bathroom
bowl all the time.
Try new Sani-Flush.
Even Sani-Flush gets bathroom...
Shut up, I'm weak.
Shut up.
I don't fucking care anymore.
What the hell is
going on out there?
Christ almighty.
Can't get any peace
and quiet around here.
Come on, fucker.
Come on.
You wanna fuck with me?
Come on, fucker.
I don't give a fuck anymore.
What on earth
is going on out there?
You shut up.
Just stay over there.
Oh, for crying out loud.
Fuck you.
You there, you.
You don't wanna run from me.
You don't wanna run from me.
I'll fucking kill you.
What is he doing?
Oh shit.
What is it?
What happened?
I don't know.
Some cockamamie drunk is
raising hell out there.
I'm gonna call the boys.
Frank'll handle it.
The maniac
with the assault rifle?
White Line Fever.
Rated PG.
Irene.
Shit.
Betty Crocker
ready-to-spread frosting
is homogenized so smooth,
it spreads easier,
tastes creamier than any
home-made butter cream frosting.
What the hell is the number?
She's blind and alone.
What's he doing?
He's getting
drunk on liquor candies.
How the hell should I
know what the number is?
I haven't called it in years.
Audrey Hepburn, Alan Arkin.
Jack Weston.
Give me that.
So special they turn
off the theater lights
for the last eight minutes.
No lights.
Wait until dark.
Oh my god.
Feeling lucky.
Oh my god.
Christ, how many
of those things has he ate?
♪ Perfect sleeper.
The hell with it,
I'm calling Ted directly.
He'll know what the hell to do.
This is brought to you by the.
Shivago Domingas Corporation,
helping America
into the new world.
No?
Okay.
No problem.
No problem.
Watches, five dollars?
Watches, five dollars?
Watches, five dollars.
Watches, five dollars?
No, okay.
No problem.
No problem.
Okay, just leave the property.
All right, no problem.
There's no selling here.
No problem.
Go.
I'm going.
He wasn't gonna buy anyways.
Watches, five dollars?
No?
Okay, no problem.
No problem.
I'll just keep going.
Walking until I
get something sold.
Just keep going through
millions of rejections.
Just keep trying I guess.
Here take a free watch.
Take that fucking
watch away from me.
I'm trying to give
you a free watch.
Man, I'll fucking kill you.
Jesus Christ.
Try and do fucking
something good for someone.
God.
You fucking asshole!
I'll blow your fucking head off.
Can't let him do that shit.
We're gonna fucking put a
bullet in his fucking head.
Pull over to the side.
Fucking.
I'm okay, yeah, I'm all right.
Huh?
I'm just trying
to do my job here.
Bullshit, fuck him.
He's sitting there.
Fucking life I've had.
There's cameras, of course.
Fuck, help me,
god damn it, fuck it.
I'll kick your fucking ass.
Get the fucking FBI.
The fuck you thinking,
lift your hands at me,
motherfucker,
fucking chop you up.
I'll kick your fucking ass.
I'll kick all your
fucking asses.
What the fuck are
you looking at?
What are you looking at?
What are you looking at?
What the fuck are
you looking at?
What are you looking at?
Jesus Christ.
God.
Yeah, that dude's crazy, man.
Whoops.
Sorry.
Yeah, don't worry about that.
That happens every
now and again,
it's very rare.
This one's good.
You can check the strap on that.
It's once in a million.
It's broken, man.
Once in a million
when that happens.
Here.
Forget it, okay, just
forget it, alright?
Forget it.
Sick of this, my fucking life.
Oh, no, no.
I don't believe this.
God damn.
Hold it.
Fuck you.
Oh, I just know
you're not gonna show up
for the whole night.
Bitch.
Fuck.
Jesus Christ.
Damn it.
Damn it all.
Damn it all.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Damn it all.
Hmmm, yeah.
Hmmm.
Shit.
Okay, alright.
Alright, alright.
Alright.
Ah, shit.
You got some cash?
Get the fuck away from me.
Hey man, what the
fuck's wrong with you?
Man, hat the fuck
is your problem, man?
You wanna start something,
I'll fuck your ass up.
What the fuck.
God damn.
Damn it.
God.
Jesus Christ.
Get the fuck away from me.
What are you looking at?
What are you looking at?
What?
I didn't say anything.
You stopped and
you looked at me.
Get the fuck away from me.
What's your fucking problem?
I'll fucking kick your
ass, you fat fuck.
What's your problem.
You got a problem?
You want some?
You want some?
You don't wanna fuck with me.
Why don't I wanna fuck with you?
Are you scared of me?
I'll kill you.
You're shaking like a psycho,
what's your fucking.
I'll fucking kill you.
I'll kill you.
You're fucking insane.
I'll kill you, I'll kill you.
You're fucked up.
What are you looking at?
I'll fucking kill you.
You're fucking psycho.
You don't wanna fuck with me.
Why don't I wanna fuck with you?
Why don't I wanna fuck with you?
Why do I wanna fuck with me?
Fucking insane.
Hey.
I'll pop a cap in your ass,
you come back over here.
You think you fucking scare me?
Fuck you, fuck you.
Bring your ass over
here right now.
I'll fucking kill you.
I'll fuck you up, motherfucker.
Two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, ten,
twenty-three,
forty.
Bully.
There's always just
enough to restock,
as always.
Damn it, every
single time.
I can never seem to
get ahead of myself,
never.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I don't give a fuck.
Go away, fuck.
God damn it.
Fuck.
Watches?
Watches?
Five dollars.
Oh, Jesus.
Watches?
Oh god.
Watches?
No?
Okay.
Watches for sale.
Five dollars.
Watches for sale.
Nope?
Alright, no problem.
Oh god, wrong types everywhere.
I'll have Bill sign
it in the morning.
God.
Damn it.
Well, we're gonna have to
get some more laws passed.
You're telling me
you just got these
from Taffy Lewis?
Taffy had better styles.
I don't know who Taffy Lewis is.
There's Taffy there.
That's him.
20, 40, 60, 80,
one-hundred, one-twenty,
one-forty, one-sixty,
one-eighty,
two-hundred and two-twenty.
Great, guys.
Thanks, thanks.
Get out of here.
Mister, do you have any
more watches for sale?
Oh no.
I'm sorry, I'm all out.
I always sell out.
That's Taffy.
He had better styles.
I thought he was your friend.
I don't believe this.
God.
Fuck you.
I saw you do it.
Fucking kill him.
I saw you do it.
Watches.
Hi.
I got watches here,
if anyone needs a new watch.
Watches?
You don't need one?
Okay, no problem.
Anybody need a watch?
Okay, okay.
I got it right here.
Watches?
Five dollars.
Here you are.
It's good.
Throw the ball.
I'll get it.
Yeah.
Hi.
No problem.
You know when
the hell this bus is due?
I don't know when the
hell it's gonna come.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's ridiculous.
It's crazy.
These buses.
I mean, I've been
waiting here since,
last Tuesday,
so.
Oh.
Hey.
I will kill the bus driver.
I've got a gun.
Damn it.
I've got a gun.
Sorry.
Excuse me.
Ouch.
Hey, man,
watch where you going.
Fuck you.
Just get the fuck on out of here
before I pull my gun out on you.
I will kill
everyone on this bus.
I've got a gun.
I've got a gun and a knife.
I will kill everyone
on this bus.
What the fuck's wrong with you?
Watch where you're going.
I'll fucking kill you.
What the hell is
going on around here?
Are you down here?
Bubby?
What's going on, Bobby?
Are you down there?
Oh, god damn it.
Where's that dumb cat?
Damn it.
Get your crap out of the way.
Bobby.
Why's the TV on?
God damn you.
You stupid kid.
We'll all break our necks.
Is that you down there?
I'll kill you.
Shabby.
Stupid cat.
I'll kill you.
You son of a bitch.
Get out of there.
God damn you, bastard.
Where are you?
Come out from wherever
you're hiding,
damn it, Bobby.
What have you done here?
Bobby?
Where are you?
Bobby, where are you?
Damn you.
You stupid pig.
Oh, you found the cookies.
Oh,
and you ate every single one
you damn lousy pig.
What have you done in here?
What have you done in here?
Oh, you found the mints.
Damn it,
you're such a pig.
Why's the light out?
You're a pig you hear?
Bobby, what's happening?
Oh.
Oh my.
Oh.
Bobby,
Bobby,
I'll kick your crap.
I can't take it anymore.
God damn you, I'll kill you.
I can't do this anymore.
What have you done here?
Damn it.
Bobby,
I'm gonna wake you up
and kick you out of here.
Fat pig.
Come on, get up.
Get up or I'm gonna
oh, Bobby.
Bobby, you're gonna
eat yourself to death.
My god, what is this?
Frooty Pebbles?
Oh, my god, Bobby,
this is made for children.
What is this?
Oh.
Oh, god, what's going on here?
Tabby.
What?
Oh my god, what's all this?
Oh my god, it's moving.
What is it?
What's happening?
Oh my god.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Bobby.
Stop that.
God damn you, I'll kill you.
Bobby,
get in here.
Bobby,
don't eat anymore.
I'm gonna wrap it up.
No, Bobby,
wait until you get the doggy bag
from the waitress and then
you can take it home
and have it at home.
Can't I even have
the whole sandwich?
Bobby.
Pig.
I just want one more bite.
You're disgusting.
That's all, that's all.
Bobby,
I'm calling your father tonight
and having him come to get you.
I can't cope with you anymore.
It's diet coke.
I got the diet, like
you wanted me to.
You're gonna explode.
Don't you know that some
of us care about you?
Bobby.
Don't you dare.
It's a diet coke though.
Go ahead, go ahead.
You pig.
Oh.
What am I gonna do with you?
It's diet.
It is diet.
Eww.
I think the waitress
is coming with the
doggy bag.
Wait for the waitress
with the doggy bag.
Put that down.
Don't you dare eat it.
I just want.
Bobby.
Bobby.
I'm sorry, I just.
Oh, you pig.
You are disgusting.
That's all.
That's all I'm gonna eat.
Until
when, five minutes from now?
Bobby,
wait until the
waitress gets here
with the doggy bag.
You're gonna take that
last half sandwich home,
you're not gonna eat it here.
Okay, alright, I'm just.
Bobby.
Don't even touch it.
Don't even think about it.
Bobby.
You have absolutely
no willpower at all.
None.
Look at the lighting here.
You're distracting me, Bobby.
No, look, it's just this.
Bobby.
I'll get it.
It's fine.
You great, fat hog.
You see what you've done now?
You embarrassed
both of us, I hope.
No, I'm gonna get it.
I just.
I can't.
Oh, no, no.
Bobby, are you having
another asthma attack?
Don't you know you're
killing yourself,
eating like you do?
The waitress.
Maybe going to jail would be
the best thing for you because
they would put you on a diet
and you wouldn't eat
so much damn much
and you wouldn't have
all these asthma attacks.
Oh, Bobby, I do worry about you.
Yeah, going to
jail is gonna help.
Yes.
You'd lose weight.
Your fat needs to be binded.
Bobby.
Binded and dislodged.
Dan,
three southern fried chickens,
baked potato on all of them.
Hey, sister.
Yes, please.
Is there a difference
in the salts
in the cabbage borscht
and the cold beet borscht?
Yes, completely different.
The cabbage borscht
is a hot soup,
made from cabbage,
sweet and sour cabbage.
Ahuh.
Bobby, what was that?
What was that?
It was just one of these.
They gave it to me for free.
Don't you dare touch that
and don't you dare
touch that sandwich.
We're just gonna
call the waitress
to have her tip.
No, we're not,
we're leaving it here.
Bobby.
See, I'm not eating it.
You're looking at it
and you're thinking of it and I
don't wanna see that.
Bobby, oh, Bobby.
Oh, that is disgusting.
You're gonna be as
big as Bob Harwood.
Bobby, you are such a pig.
A filthy pig.
What am I gonna do with you?
I'm not as big as Bob Harwood.
So hardly anybody is.
He's 900 pounds.
Well, I'm only 400.
Bobby.
I'm splitting.
I hope you're not
coming home tonight
because you're not
gonna be able to get
into the house if you do
because I'm locking the door.
Fuck.
Damn it.
Hey, puppy.
Hey there, puppy.
Hi, puppy.
Hey there, doggy.
You wanna fucking bark?
You're gonna fucking bark at me?
Fuck you.
Your dog don't scare me.
Hey, get away from my dog, man.
I'll fucking kill you.
God damn it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Oh no, oh no,
oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
Not the bus.
God damn.
Oh no.
Damn it.
Son of a damn it.
God damn son of a bitch.
God damn kill them.
I'll fucking kill them.
Oh hey, puppy, hi there.
Watches?
No, get out of here.
Hey, puppy.
God damn.
Don't you fucking bark at me.
Don't you bark at me.
Fuck.
God damn.
Ah.
God damn it all.
I just know it's him.
I don't know, Eunice.
Ahuh.
Yup, it's him.
I'm scared, Ben.
That man is dangerous.
Don't worry about it.
Alright, I said
don't worry about it.
I'm gonna call
Bill in Chatsworth,
he'll know what to do.
Ingrid Bergman,
Goldie Hawn,
Cactus Flower, Rated M.
Try and get Ted
on the phone again.
Water covers over 70 percent
of the earth's surface.
Captain Jacques Cousteau
and the men of the Calypso
have traveled in
this water for 38
consecutive months.
They have many adventures
to share with you,
including the first
rock n' roll light show,
20 fathoms below.
Journey once more to
the undersea world of
Jacques Cousteau,
the water planet.
In color on ABC.
Welcome to
Universal Studio's tour,
my name's Stacey and I'll
be your tour guide today.
Up ahead is the garden
where Geraldine Page
buried her many victims in
the motion picture,
Whatever Happened To Aunt Alice.
Look closely, guys,
you might see a hand
coming out of the ground.
Speaking of Geraldine Page,
currently filming in Stage 11,
is a new Clint Eastwood picture
called The Beguiled.
Bobby.
Bobby, get that
out of your mouth.
You've had too much already.
Stop it.
Bobby, stop.
You've had too much today, now
stop it.
No.
No, no, no.
Bobby, you're eating
too much sugar.
You're a sugar-holic.
Let go, let go.
Grandma, look.
Currently
on loan from Warner Bros.
Is the Omega Man exhibit,
a new film starring
Charlton Heston,
directed by Boris Sagal.
Charlton Heston, as you know,
is an idol of gay men,
but is not gay himself.
Shit.
The leader of
the hooded group of fanatics
played by Anthony
it was a veiled attempt
at homosexual clubs
as you notice,
most of the zombies were male.
We are ready, brother.
One creature,
caught in a place
he cannot stir from
these are the marks, Mr Neville.
Those that were left,
tried to clean things
up, set things straight.
We buried things and burned.
They came to me.
We were chosen.
Chosen for just this work.
Oh my god,
where's Julie?
Where's your sister?
I don't know.
Oh my god.
And now, brothers and sisters,
I ask you to look at him.
Does he have the marks?
Do you see them?
Do you see him as we were before
the punishment,
before we gained grace?
Do you see lying there
the last of science,
of bankers, of businessmen,
the users of we?
No.
Oh.
Okay.
Fix your shirt.
Bobby, fix your shirt.
Bobby, come on, we've
gotta fix you up.
Oh.
I don't know where Julie went.
Come on,
we've gotta go look
for your sister.
Come on.
Again, she's waiting for us.
Behind.
Did he show up?
Lee, we need you over here.
Don't catch
yourself on fire, Tommy.
You gotta be on
the music side of that coffin.
Just forward here, right.
And then, and then
you come forward to here.
It'll look like the
Oklahoma Land Rush
with rats.
That needs to be
artificial barbed wire
so he doesn't cut himself.
Can we get some mud here?
Some make up mud,
so then push his face in
so he is covered in mud.
Yeah, move in, Jim,
see if we can see Basey do that.
Get the racks, guys.
I want you to be right
in front of that.
Okay, we couldn't see anything.
The people around you
in the stock company,
have to make it harder for
the preacher to get potatoes.
You gotta fight him more.
Yeah, I can't tell you
how strong that is.
That's wonderful.
Let's put a few
more rocks there.
And when they get shot,
just have them both drop.
Just drop to the ground.
And you step
forward here, right,
with a yell, and then
have them duck out of sight.
The guy who hired this
nut ought to be fired.
Alright, Jen, he's
alright, so you hired him.
So you made one mistake in
your whole gosh darn life.
Great.
And then you come
forward to here.
And then he says it again.
I've been
working here for 30 years,
I tell you, this guy doesn't
know what he's doing.
We gotta fire him.
Fire the nut, he's
driving us crazy.
And boom.
Great.
Put a few more rocks there.
Get the racks, guys.
Can't tell you how
strong that is,
that's wonderful.
Can we get some mud here?
Make up mud,
so push up his face then
he is covered in mud.
That needs to be
artificial barbed wire
so he doesn't cut himself.
More smoke, please.
Here we go, guys.
This is the shot, right here.
Stop for a second.
Big reaction.
Hey, production value.
Yeah, that's good.
Half of one-thousand, take one.
Everybody ready?
Anger in the shot,
you know what I'm saying?
Put some anger in the shot.
You want us to keep
doing it in this direction?
Your offensive
modern building is
not even in this shot.
Turn it off now,
turn it off, cut it out.
Put it out.
Cut.
I just wanna get
home, this is enough.
The hell with this
whole god damn mess.
What the hell do they want me
to do here?
What the hell they
want me to do anymore?
You wanna go higher,
I'll go higher.
What the hell, get
down from there.
This dummy's gonna
cost me my life.
Just take it easy.
Alright, alright,
I'll go higher.
Okay, okay.
Hal, just relax.
What the hell's the
matter with you?
He's gonna kill me.
Hal, don't drop the dummy.
We're in trouble.
Somebody call a medic.
Jesus.
Oh my god.
Keep rolling, keep rolling.
Bring the cameras over here.
Bring the cameras over here.
Keep rolling.
You son of a bitch.
Get out of here,
come on, come on, get out.
We don't want you here.
Damn hippies, get out.
Get out.
Jimmy.
Jimmy, Jimmy, please
god, I need something,
No, baby, I ain't got nothing.
I ain't got nothing for you.
I ain't got nothing, baby.
He ain't here.
Golden Guru ain't here.
Please, you gotta
help me, Jimmy.
I ain't got nothing.
Look I ran out of
Jumping Jack Flash
late last night.
Look, it's the Golden Guru.
♪ If you smile at me,
♪ I will understand
♪ Because that is something
♪ Everybody everywhere does
♪ In the same
♪ Language.
♪ I can see by your coat,
♪ My friend, you're
from the other side. ♪
♪ But just
♪ One thing I got to know,
♪ Can you tell me, please.
♪ Who won?
♪ Say, can I have some
of your purple berries? ♪
♪ Yes, I've been eating them
♪ Six, seven
♪ Weeks now, haven't got
♪ Sick once.
♪ Probably keep us both alive.
♪ Wooden ships
♪ On the water
♪ Very free and easy.
♪ Easy, you know the way it's
♪ Supposed to be.
♪ Silver, people
♪ On the shoreline
♪ Let us be.
♪ Talking about very free
♪ And easy.
♪ Horror grips us
♪ As we watch you die.
♪ All we can do is echo
♪ Your anguished cries.
♪ Stare, as all,
♪ Human feelings die.
♪ We are leaving,
♪ You don't need us.
♪ Go, take your sister then
♪ By the hand.
♪ Lead her away, from this
♪ Foreign land.
♪ Far away, where we might
♪ Laugh again.
♪ We are leaving,
♪ You don't need
♪ Us.
♪ And it's a fair wind,
♪ Blowing warm,
out of the south, ♪
♪ Over my shoulder.
♪ Guess I'll
♪ Set a course and go.
God damn.
Shit.
Fucking lose my mind.
God damn.
Can't believe this shit, man.
I am freaking out.
To hell with Vietnam,
to hell with Vietnam.
To hell with Vietnam.
Get out of the road, jackass.
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ.
Now where the hell
have you been?
We've been looking
all over for you.
Will you shut up?
You know Bobby he always
has to eat so much sugar.
He's hyper S.
You were supposed
to be watching him,
I don't know where he is.
Bobby?
Bobby?
God damn it, Bobby.
♪ Waiting for the sun,
♪ Waiting for the sun,
♪ Waiting for the sun,
♪ Waiting
♪ For
♪ The sun.
I am never taking you kids
anywhere again.
I can't tell you how
disappointed I am
in both of you.
Bobby, all you do
is eat sugar all day
and
Julie,
you're supposed
to watch the kid,
you do not have to
let him run amock.
Stop it, stop it.
Stop it.
Bobby, calm down.
I Walked all over
Universal's studios,
I even went to Lew
Wasserman's office.
I talked to Lew
Wasserman and you
know what he told me?
He told me that his daughter
would never abandon
her younger brothers,
never.
I told you to look after
your younger brother.
I depend on you.
What am I supposed to do?
I can't control him.
You know he has a sugar problem.
He's hyper-active,
and he needs help
and incidentally, young lady,
I found your little
stash of STP,
or CDT or whatever it is.
It's PCP.
PCP my ass.
It's STP.
Oh my god, what am I saying?
Hitler cars.
Keep rolling,
keep rolling.
Great.
Keep rolling.
Roll.
We will return
to the ABC Wednesday
Night Movie,
after these messages.
Oh, my god.
♪ Before the second show.
Oh my god.
Christ almighty.
This is the road
that took us to the outer limits
of a brilliant
film-makers imagination.
The road over one-hundred
million people
have taken
and will want to take again.
The road millions
of others will take
for the first time,
but now the road
will take us all
even farther.
Mr Quint, I quit.
I ain't going.
Mr Quint, I quit.
I ain't going.
Mr Quint.
I quit.
What the hell is
I ain't going.
Ah,
I don't know.
I don't know anything anymore.
You don't go,
you don't get paid.
I don't care.
I'm not going on that old slab,
after that crazy old shark.
I'm not crazy.
You miserable
little son of a bitch.
You get that black
fish on my boat,
pump out the bilges,
top up the fuel tank
and then get your
ass out of here
because you're on the beach.
Now we return,
to the ABC Wednesday
Night Movie.
Help me.
Help me.
Help me.
I need an injection.
I need an amylin injection now.
We'll be back
with the ABC Wednesday
Night Movie Special.
What the.
Corn, pumping juice every day.
Oh no.
What is this, what's going on?
Yep, it's him, kid
can't leave us alone.
What's going on now?
He's trying to hop the
fence at Ben's place.
Don't worry about
it, just relax.
Oh, my god.
Don't worry about
it, damn it all.
At Wonder,
if it isn't fresh,
we're out of business.
We have to get to the viper, Bob
Julie, Julie?
Extensive chem trail activity,
jets being seen leaving patterns
back and forth.
Carbon black.
Five dollars?
Hey, come here.
Come here.
Come here, let me
talk to you, man.
What you got there?
It's an
indigo watch,
selling for five bucks.
You got a license to do that?
For sure, you need a
license to do anything.
You understand, there's
people who own a business
that have a license
to sell their stuff,
and you're taking from them.
What you got in the bag?
Let me see what
you got in the bag.
I'm LAPD, my friend.
This is my bundle.
You got a fucking bundle like
fucking Baby Huey.
That's my bundle.
I'm gonna put your
fucking bad down.
You understand me?
I'll fucking throw
your god damn toys
and take you away now.
I'm LAPD.
I'll show you something.
I'm gonna plant
something in that bag,
where they'll fucking
put you in court
for over the nights.
You'll only see your
fucking judge until Monday,
you'll be taken in the
ass from some sambo.
You'll be traded away
for a pack of cigarettes.
You want that?
You ever fucking been
to down to LA County?
That could your
fucking head, huh?
Have you ever been down there?
No.
Okay, alright.
I don't have any plans
on going to downtown LA.
If I put something
in that fucking bag,
I'll have you put
away for ten years.
You're gonna be the bride
of fucking Frankenstein,
when they get done with you.
You ever have a nigger
come in your face?
You ever suck a
fucking nigger dick?
Have you, I'm asking
you a fucking question,
yes or no?
Yes, no.
Oh, so you don't
fucking know yourself.
So you're telling
me you don't know
whether you suck
dick or you don't?
I don't know what
you want me to say.
They'll be watching you
in the shower, Baby Huey.
Nice little sweet fat
fucking butter ball like you
when you bend over
for that fucking soap,
they're gonna
fucking hold you back
and stick a fucking
sock in your mouth
and go up into you
until you fucking
can't stand it,
you don't like that?
Is that what you want?
You're gonna put me away
just because I'm selling my.
Damn right,
because you're breaking
the fucking law.
And you'll be spending your
night in fucking LA COuntyú
taking some dick and
some sambo up the ass.
So it's the watch,
or some nigger dick.
Watch,
or some nigger dick,
you make up your mind, baby,
look at you, you're done.
Now get the fuck out of here.
3 megs, dome memory alarm,
12 functions,
two alarms, memory,
octagonal,
horizontal counter,
six different time zones.
You don't find
anything like that
for five bucks.
They're worth about 500 dollars.
I can get them in
there for a dollar,
toughie.
Watches,
five dollars?
No,
god damn it.
Oh my god, I don't believe this.
Every time I have just
enough for restock.
Shit.
♪ We've only just begun
♪ To live
♪ White lace and promises,
♪ A kiss for luck and
♪ We're on our way.
♪ We've only begun.
♪ Before the rising sun,
Hey man, help me.
♪ We fly,
♪ So many roads to choose from
♪ And yes, we've just begun
♪ Sharing horizons
that are new to us ♪
♪ Watching the signs
along the way ♪
♪ Talking it over,
just the two of us ♪
♪ Working together day to day
♪ Together.
♪ We smile,
Motherfucker, I'll
fuck your ass up.
♪ So much of life ahead
Is that right?
Check this out, motherfucker.
I'll slit your mother
fucking head right open.
♪ Sharing horizons
that are new to us ♪
♪ Watching the signs
along the way ♪
♪ Talking it over,
just the two of us ♪
♪ Working together, day to day
♪ Together.
Don't ignore me,
Baby Huey assed motherfucker,
hey, I'll pop a cap
in your ass, man.
Fucker, don't let me see you
over here no more, man.
Fuck on off out of here, man.
♪ We smile,
♪ So much of life to live
♪ We'll find a place where
there's room to grow ♪
♪ And yes, we've just begun.
I'm not really talking
about intelligence
sources, I wanna know
if the Palestinians
are helping us.
Well, we are pursuing
a number of leads
and I have to say
that our efforts
are productive.
I'm not
capable of indicating a
specific target date, but.
Are we close?
We have been making progress.
I'm not prepared to
say how close we are
but we
have credible leads
and progress is being made.
The conventional wisdom is
that we're gonna have
to sacrifice a lot
of civil liberties
if we wanna wage
a successful war
against terrorism,
is that your view?
Well,
we are pursuing
a number of leads
and I have to say that
our efforts are productive.
The president has
taken a lot of flack
for flying, first to Louisiana
then to Nebraska, and finally
to Washington the other day.
Was he justified in
taking that course?
We have been making progress.
I'm not prepared to
say how close we are
but we have credible leads
and progress is being made.
Well,
we are pursuing
a number of leads
and I have to say that our
efforts are productive.
No, man, no.
What?
You said something?
What?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I said I didn't want your watch,
why you gotta say that?
I didn't say a fucking thing.
Man, I was standing
right over there,
I heard you say something.
I'll fucking kill everyone.
All I said,
I don't want your damn watches.
Why you gotta be talking shit?
I didn't say anything.
I heard you, man,
okay, look,
all I'm saying is why the fuck
you gotta be talking shit, man?
I didn't say a god damn thing.
I told you I don't want
you around here anymore.
I'm not doing anything.
I'm sick of this shit.
I'm just passing through.
I told you I don't
want you around here
anymore, god damn it.
I don't have anything
to do with you.
I'm just passing through.
God damn it,
you're scaring Timmy.
Fuck you.
Now get the hell on out.
Don't make me come over there.
I can fucking go
anywhere I fucking want.
I'll kill you now.
You don't fucking scare me,
just because you're in
the fucking military.
God damn
son of a bitch.
Where's my gun?
Hi, puppies.
Hi, puppies.
Hi, doggies.
Hi there, doggies.
Stop right where
you are, mister.
Stop right there, don't move.
All ready in the fire line.
Anybody who runs is a VC.
Anybody who stands still
is a well-lit VC.
You don't wanna mess with me,
you god damn Commie.
Hell, fucking no,
fuck on out of here.
Motherfucker, get away from me.
What did I fucking do?
Get those fucking
rats away from me.
Fucking get away, fucking dogs.
I'll kill all
these fucking dogs.
Get away from me.
Get these fucking
dogs away from me.
I'll fucking kill them.
I'll fucking kill you.
Fuck, I'll kill you.
I'll fucking kill you.
Shut up.
I'll fucking kill you.
I'll kill that dog too.
Get out of here, man.
God damn sons of bitches.
Man, I'll slash
you in your face.
Shit.
God damn it, get out of here.
Get the fuck away from me.
Come on.
Get out of here.
I'll kill this fucking dog.
I'll fucking kill this dog.
I'll kill it.
I'll kill it, I'll kill it
fuck you.
You shut up.
Didn't I tell you to
get the fuck out of here?
I'm gonna get my
fucking knife out
and stab your ass.
My husband's gonna kill you
and I'll have the
whole thing on video.
We gonna sue you.
We gonna sue you.
Fuck it.
Come on.
I'll cut your head off.
You gonna be in a
thousand pieces.
You got some candy or something?
Where you going, man?
Nothing.
I don't think.
Hold up, hold up.
No, don't run, don't run.
Hey man, don't fucking do it.
Don't do it.
I'll fucking kill this dog.
Fucking stay away from me.
Get that fucking
thing away from me.
I'll let him eat
your ass up, fool.
I'll fucking kill it.
Don't do that shit.
I told you don't
do that shit, man.
Yeah, yeah,
that's a Quemex there.
Here, let me show you.
This right here,
is a Quemex.
Huh?
You motherfucker,
you son of,
come on, fool.
I'm on the fucking
phone, pop a cap.
You think you're my brother,
fuck you.
Don't make me pull my shit out.
Fuck you.
Don't make me.
I'll get my shit, right,
say something
else, motherfucker.
Pull over I've got a gun.
Fuck you.
God damn it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Fuck.
Come on, sucker.
I'll pull my fucking knife
out and cut your ass.
You don't even wanna think
about fucking with me.
Get out of here,
I'll kill you.
Get on out of here.
Get out of here.
What the fuck's
wrong with you, man?
What the fuck's wrong with you?
What's up, motherfucker,
let's do this.
Fucking punk.
Fucking pussy, you
fucking bitch, punk.
Come on, punk,
what you gonna do?
Fuck you.
Come on, little fucking baby.
I'm gonna fucking
beat your ass down.
I'm gonna fucking bitch slap you
like the little
fucking bitch you are.
Do it fool.
Bitch.
What the fuck you looking at,
huh, motherfucker?
Now ain't you tripping on us?
I didn't say shit.
Fucking Baby Huey has-been
motherfucking limping bitch.
Fucking take that
shirt and strangle you
with it, motherfucker.
Fuck you.
Why you tripping
on him like that, ese?
Fuck you, bitch.
Fuck you, bitch.
Leave him alone.
You don't wanna fuck with me.
You do not wanna
fuck with me, okay?
I'll fucking take those hands
and shove them up your ass.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, bitch.
Fuck you.
Fucking motherfucker.
Come on.
Come on, then.
Come on then, bring
it on, motherfucker.
I'll fucking slam your head
in the fucking pavement.
You think you're intimidating.
You wanna fuck with me?
I'll fucking kill you.
Let's see what you
fucking got, motherfucker.
I'll kill you, motherfucker.
I'll cut your heart out.
I'll hack you up in
a thousand pieces.
Come on, sucker.
Bring your punk ass over here.
Come on quick, we can
do this right now.
Come on, man,
bring your ass
over here so I can.
God damn.
I'll catch the bus.
Shit, I need more watches.
Yeah, come on, fucker.
I'll kill you.
Fucking I kill you.
Come on, man.
Kill that bitch.
Fuck you.
Fuck you too, I'll
fucking kill you.
Get the fuck on out of here
before I have to
fuck you up myself.
Baby Huey motherfucker,
what you gonna do?
Sit on your fat ass,
you fucking Baby Huey
fat boy motherfucker.
You don't wanna fuck with me,
okay?
I'm a fucking pyscho.
You wanna fuck with me?
Come on you fuckers.
Get out of there.
I'll fucking kill you.
Get out out of there.
Come back here.
I'll fucking kill you.
Get back here.
You wanna fuck with me?
I'll fucking kill you.
Paul, wake up.
Paul, wake up.
Will you get up, Paul?
Oh, for God's sake.
Hello.
Oh my god, it's you.
Bobby,
back from the 7-Eleven, I see.
Oh my god.
Oh, Bobby.
What's happened to you?
You're bigger than Bob Harwood.
Oh Bobby.
What's all that yellow
stuff around you?
Oh my god.
You're a freak.
You're the size of a whale.
Bobby,
I can't take you in, I can't
handle you anymore.
Bobby, you need help.
No, no, no, Bobby, no.
Come on.
If I let you in
you're gonna eat me
out of house and home.
I need my chocolates
for my yarn club.
I didn't eat your chocolates.
I'll get you some
more chocolates.
You never do.
What is all that yellow
stuff around your neck?
They're just headphones.
I got some for you.
I got some headphones.
Oh no.
No, no, no.
Bobby, Bobby, you need help.
Come on.
You need a doctor.
You need a doctor, Bobby.
Oh my god.
And to the
people who make music.
They gather in Hollywood,
to bestow upon
their fellow artists
their highest honor,
the Grammy Award.
Just the two kinder
kits mining around again.
Smart Alec.
The fifth dimension.
Bobby Sherman,
Nancy Sinatra,
John Wayne,
Nancy Wilson.
Tuesday March, 16th.
A very special night
in the world of recorded music.
The Grammy Awards
on ABC.
It can mean
everything or nothing.
Then I'll settle for nothing.
It seems the
two of us are alone.
We are,
you know that.
And for a long time.
If I could climb Mount Everest
to reach the Valley of the Dogs.
It's a brutal climb
to reach that peak.
You stand there,
waiting for the
rush of exhilaration
but it doesn't come.
You're alone
and the feeling of
loneliness is overpowering.
What the fuck you
looking at, man?
I'm looking for Bob.
Yeah, I'm looking for Bob too.
Hey, you,
woman, get over here.
You seen Bob?
You know Bob?
Hey.
I'm asking her.
No, I don't know what the
fuck you're talking about.
I don't know.
I'm looking for him right now.
What the fuck are you
looking at, motherfucker?
Huh?
What?
What do you want?
You, you.
You seen Bob?
Wait, I'm asking her now.
You,
I'm looking for Bob.
Have you seen
Bobby, I don't know.
Hey you, I know you.
I know you, you
strung out bitch.
Bring your overdosing
ass over here.
You gotta find Bob,
you gotta find him.
You know you gotta find him.
Bitch, you better find Bob.
You know he's
strung out on sugar
and you died from
an overdose, bitch.
You got to find Bob.
You gotta find
your motherfucking.
Baby Huey ass brother,
that sweet sucking bitch.
Go on.
Go find Bob.
Go, go, go, go.
And you died from
an overdose, bitch.
In the lands of Middle-Earth,
there are tales of
the dark lord, Sauron.
And the ring that would
give him the power
to enslave the world.
Lost for centuries,
it has been so.
You have my sword,
and you have my bow,
and my ax.
What must I do?
The ring must be cast away
in the fires of Mount Doom.
There is one dark lord among us.
It's a great pleasure
to see you again, my lady.
You have made a commitment
to the Jedi border,
a commitment not easily broken.
Please don't look
at me like that.
It makes me feel uncomfortable.
I'm sorry, milady.
It must be difficult having
someone you have to kill.
Well, I should be.
Someday I will be the
most powerful Jedi ever.
Nice.
Fourth generation Quemex.
Watches,
five dollars?
No?
Damn it.
God damn it.
Step over to the sidewalk.
Keep your hands away
from your pockets.
What's that you got
in your hand there?
Nothing.
What are you doing around here?
What's all this crap?
Check his shirts.
What are you doing
with all these shirts.
Hand that over to me.
Where'd you get these?
What, did you steal these?
Where'd you get these watches?
Well, I buy them.
I get them from
Hamid, downtown.
Look I get them from downtown,
downtown LA.
Hamid is a watch merchant.
I buy watches.
I been buying from
him for years.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
They're Quemex's.
I buy them for two
bucks a piece and,
you know.
Why don't you just relax.
We got multiple
reports of someone
trying to strangle
people with T-shirts.
I just got more watches.
What are you doing
with all these shirts?
You have any knives or needles
or anything I'm gonna
stick myself on?
I've just got my watches.
We need to look in your bag.
You need to drop it, now.
I need my bundle.
Drop the bag.
That's my bundle.
Come on.
Drop the bag.
Greg, get him onto your side.
I need my bundle.
Damn it.
That's my bundle.
How many other stolen
watches do you have?
Come on.
God damn it.
Oh my god.
Get him over.
Get him over.
Corner of eighth,
we need backup.
Stop struggling, sir.
You're not getting my bundle.
He's going for the unit.
Stop.
Stop right now.
Cut him off.
Cut him off.
I got him on this
side, watch it.
Stop.
Here he comes.
Go around the other side.
Cut him off.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
294, we need backup.
I bet he dodged traffic lights.
There goes Bob.
We need
several units out here, now.
Go ahead, 31.
He's coming in the vehicle.
Julie,
I'm coming, Julie.
Get out of the fucking way.
Get out of the way.
Is he stealing the car?
He's in a police car, I wonder
is he working undercover?
God damn.
Excuse me, sir.
Get out of the way.
Look out, look out.
Come on,
get the fuck out of the way.
And it's Ladies Night, tonight.
Hi,
I'm Steven Spovelvieg,
welcome,
to Pookie's.
Extraterrestrial Funland.
Adventure.
Pooky, as you know,
was marooned here on earth,
100 billion cosmic
units out of space
and now he needs
your help.
You see a problem has developed
on Pooky's home
world, the pig plant.
Pooky's finger now glows
from radiation sickness.
Soon, he will die.
These bikes
will transport you and
Pooky through Funland
by slingshotting around
the sun's gravitational
pull at 9000 miles per second.
You'll be subjected
to tremendous G forces
that could cause cardiac arrest.
That's why you'll need
this card when you enter.
An inoculation hypo
will be administered
by an attendant.
Just give your first
name to the attendant
when you walk through that door.
Good luck, everyone.
Attention,
all personnel in
the attractions,
the power
will be energized, momentarily.
Please remove all
equipment from it.
May I have your
attention please.
Look, there's a
couple astronauts,
over there.
The eagle has landed.
Some seven minutes 22 seconds
away from ignition
on their limbs.
There,
in the bushes.
The orange light.
I see them.
Come on, let's go.
The future.
The polar ice caps are melting.
Get down.
You don't look like Jack Percy.
I mean the resemblance is not
particularly striking.
You're a foreigner.
You're an
agent of a foreign power.
You're a foreign literary agent.
You should not continue
in this fashion.
We are scared.
Hi, bunny.
Damn it.
It's me, Julie.
You must meet me
under the mountain.
Meet me under the mountain.
Bob.
We have an apparent
serious problem,
with
a leak in the cryogenic oxygen
in the service module
which provides breathing
oxygen for the crew.
I'm coming, Julie.
Yeah.
It's working.
Get that off your head.
You're gonna waste your fingers.
Julie.
What the hell is going on here?
What?
Jesus Christ.
Julie?
What?
What is this?
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my god.
They're mine.
Every day that goes
by I'm losing money.
Every worker at the
shop costs me money.
Leave your
luggage on the platform.
Clearly label it.
With name first,
then your surname.
You fucking bitch.
Leave your
luggage on the platform.
Clearly label it.
Do not bring your
baggage with you.
It will follow you later.
Leave your luggage
on the platform.
Clearly label it.
Send them over to Schindler.
Send them all.
His place is a haven.
It's not a factory.
It's not an enterprise
of any kind.
It's a haven.
Beans and meat
and turtles and bread.
That's not the way you make it.
Don't like it.
No, you don't.
What do you like?
I like caviar.
One day, on the fire.
One day.
I know
you've had a long journey,
but it's only a
short walk further
to the factory.
You gotta find Bob.
Bitch, you gotta find Bob.
You gotta find him.
Bob,
I've been looking
all over for you.
Where have you been?
I was in the candy store.
Grandma's been worried sick.
I was in the candy store.
You've had enough
candy for a lifetime.
Move your ass.
We have to get to the viper,
Bob. It's our way back.
Yes, this is the afterlife, Bob.
You died on the ET adventure
in the year 1994,
from a sugar overdose.
Come on, come on, keep moving.
Don't slow down.
We've gotta get to the viper.
Come on, move it.
Move your ass,
come on, let's go.
Come on, we're
running out of time.
Quick.
Will you get up the stairs.
Come on, Julie.
Put the bags down.
What are we gonna
do with you, Bob?
This god damn bag.
I got it.
Let it go.
That's my bundle.
Give me that bag.
That's my bundle.
No more bags, no more.
No more bundles.
No more bags.
No more, okay?
You're gonna have to
live without bags, Bob.
You're gonna have to learn
to live without bags.
What the hell?
It's gonna be okay.
Just take it easy.
Relax.
I can't get out of these things.
♪ Here I am
♪ Here I'll stay
♪ All of my life
♪ We'll be together
♪ From now on
♪ I was afraid but
now my doubts ♪
♪ And fears have gone
♪ Here I am
♪ And here I'll always stay
♪ I'll be wanting you,
♪ Needing you
♪ Don't let me go a single day
♪ Without your love
♪ You'll always be the one
♪ Thing I am certain of
♪ Here I am
♪ Here I'll always stay
♪ I can't lose you
♪ Now that I've found you
♪ Please keep
♪ My arms wander around you
♪ Forever
♪ Here I am
♪ Here I'll stay
♪ All of my life
♪ I'll be what you
♪ Want me to be
♪ All that I ask
♪ Is that you'll just
♪ Keep loving me
♪ Here I am
♪ And here I'll always stay
♪ Close to you
♪ In love with you, my dear
♪ Close to you
♪ In love with you, my dear
♪ Close to you
♪ In love with you, my dear
♪ Close to you
We hope you enjoyed our
Damon Packard program.
When you visit your
video store again,
look for our other
Bronson films.
They're all part
of the LaserLight
Special Edition Classics.
Welcome to LaserLight
Special Edition Classics.
In this presentation,
we're bringing you
one of Hollywood's most popular
tough guys, Damon Packard.
He stars in a movie called
Reflections of Evil,
made in 1975.
Packard plays a
half-Indian horse rancher
who has to fight off everything
from rustlers to gunslingers.
I made a film with him
myself, he's a charming man.
Packard's career is one
of the most unusual,
yet successful, in Hollywood.
Over 45 years as an actor,
he has appeared
in maybe 92 movies
and dozens of episodic
television shows.
What Bronson and
Harris didn't know
was that Packard was
a master of style
and that style of the film
was much more important
than the script itself.
Anyhow, despite Packard's
tough-guy image, in reality,
he's a very gentle
person, lovely spirit.
That side of him
has only been seen,
expressed in some of the movies
that were only made in Europe.
Once he came back to America,
he was sued by Stephen
Spielberg and George Lucas,
spent some time in prison.
He's got a bullet scar on
his shoulder to prove it.
Well, let's get started
with our program.
First up is a trailer
for Serta Mattress.
It starred Joey Heatherton.
I knew Joey.
She was a charming woman.
After the trailer,
we'll go right
into our movie, Reflections.
And after the movie, I'll
be back to wrap things up.
♪ Be a perfect sleeper
♪ Buy a perfect sleeper,
perfect sleeper ♪
♪ By Serta
♪ Now, instead of
counting sheep ♪
♪ You can count on a
good night's sleep ♪
Hi, I'm Joey Heatherton.
The Perfect Sleeper
Mattress by Serta
gives you firmness and
comfort at the same time.
That's the perfect combination
for a great night's sleep,
firmness and comfort.
You'll love it.
♪ Be a perfect sleeper
♪ Buy a perfect sleeper
♪ Perfect sleeper
♪ By Serta
His mortal
patience on Bewitched,
in color on ABC.
♪ In September
Introducing some of the stars
on ABC's bright, new season.
Meet Music Scene.
See a weekly super concert.
See you this fall
on Music Scene.
Meet The New People.
They found their new world.
Watch what they make of it.
Meet George Hamilton
and Lana Turner, in Harold
Robbins's The Survivors.
Ha ha, love.
Embrace the many varieties
of Love, American Style.
♪ Meet us in September
♪ Think how much
fun it will be ♪
♪ On ABC
Julie.
I've got this ring
I can't get rid of.
Mmm-mm.
In my bathroom
bowl all the time.
Try new Sani-Flush.
Even Sani-Flush gets bathroom...
Shut up, I'm weak.
Shut up.
I don't fucking care anymore.
What the hell is
going on out there?
Christ almighty.
Can't get any peace
and quiet around here.
Come on, fucker.
Come on.
You wanna fuck with me?
Come on, fucker.
I don't give a fuck anymore.
What on earth
is going on out there?
You shut up.
Just stay over there.
Oh, for crying out loud.
Fuck you.
You there, you.
You don't wanna run from me.
You don't wanna run from me.
I'll fucking kill you.
What is he doing?
Oh shit.
What is it?
What happened?
I don't know.
Some cockamamie drunk is
raising hell out there.
I'm gonna call the boys.
Frank'll handle it.
The maniac
with the assault rifle?
White Line Fever.
Rated PG.
Irene.
Shit.
Betty Crocker
ready-to-spread frosting
is homogenized so smooth,
it spreads easier,
tastes creamier than any
home-made butter cream frosting.
What the hell is the number?
She's blind and alone.
What's he doing?
He's getting
drunk on liquor candies.
How the hell should I
know what the number is?
I haven't called it in years.
Audrey Hepburn, Alan Arkin.
Jack Weston.
Give me that.
So special they turn
off the theater lights
for the last eight minutes.
No lights.
Wait until dark.
Oh my god.
Feeling lucky.
Oh my god.
Christ, how many
of those things has he ate?
♪ Perfect sleeper.
The hell with it,
I'm calling Ted directly.
He'll know what the hell to do.
This is brought to you by the.
Shivago Domingas Corporation,
helping America
into the new world.
No?
Okay.
No problem.
No problem.
Watches, five dollars?
Watches, five dollars?
Watches, five dollars.
Watches, five dollars?
No, okay.
No problem.
No problem.
Okay, just leave the property.
All right, no problem.
There's no selling here.
No problem.
Go.
I'm going.
He wasn't gonna buy anyways.
Watches, five dollars?
No?
Okay, no problem.
No problem.
I'll just keep going.
Walking until I
get something sold.
Just keep going through
millions of rejections.
Just keep trying I guess.
Here take a free watch.
Take that fucking
watch away from me.
I'm trying to give
you a free watch.
Man, I'll fucking kill you.
Jesus Christ.
Try and do fucking
something good for someone.
God.
You fucking asshole!
I'll blow your fucking head off.
Can't let him do that shit.
We're gonna fucking put a
bullet in his fucking head.
Pull over to the side.
Fucking.
I'm okay, yeah, I'm all right.
Huh?
I'm just trying
to do my job here.
Bullshit, fuck him.
He's sitting there.
Fucking life I've had.
There's cameras, of course.
Fuck, help me,
god damn it, fuck it.
I'll kick your fucking ass.
Get the fucking FBI.
The fuck you thinking,
lift your hands at me,
motherfucker,
fucking chop you up.
I'll kick your fucking ass.
I'll kick all your
fucking asses.
What the fuck are
you looking at?
What are you looking at?
What are you looking at?
What the fuck are
you looking at?
What are you looking at?
Jesus Christ.
God.
Yeah, that dude's crazy, man.
Whoops.
Sorry.
Yeah, don't worry about that.
That happens every
now and again,
it's very rare.
This one's good.
You can check the strap on that.
It's once in a million.
It's broken, man.
Once in a million
when that happens.
Here.
Forget it, okay, just
forget it, alright?
Forget it.
Sick of this, my fucking life.
Oh, no, no.
I don't believe this.
God damn.
Hold it.
Fuck you.
Oh, I just know
you're not gonna show up
for the whole night.
Bitch.
Fuck.
Jesus Christ.
Damn it.
Damn it all.
Damn it all.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Damn it all.
Hmmm, yeah.
Hmmm.
Shit.
Okay, alright.
Alright, alright.
Alright.
Ah, shit.
You got some cash?
Get the fuck away from me.
Hey man, what the
fuck's wrong with you?
Man, hat the fuck
is your problem, man?
You wanna start something,
I'll fuck your ass up.
What the fuck.
God damn.
Damn it.
God.
Jesus Christ.
Get the fuck away from me.
What are you looking at?
What are you looking at?
What?
I didn't say anything.
You stopped and
you looked at me.
Get the fuck away from me.
What's your fucking problem?
I'll fucking kick your
ass, you fat fuck.
What's your problem.
You got a problem?
You want some?
You want some?
You don't wanna fuck with me.
Why don't I wanna fuck with you?
Are you scared of me?
I'll kill you.
You're shaking like a psycho,
what's your fucking.
I'll fucking kill you.
I'll kill you.
You're fucking insane.
I'll kill you, I'll kill you.
You're fucked up.
What are you looking at?
I'll fucking kill you.
You're fucking psycho.
You don't wanna fuck with me.
Why don't I wanna fuck with you?
Why don't I wanna fuck with you?
Why do I wanna fuck with me?
Fucking insane.
Hey.
I'll pop a cap in your ass,
you come back over here.
You think you fucking scare me?
Fuck you, fuck you.
Bring your ass over
here right now.
I'll fucking kill you.
I'll fuck you up, motherfucker.
Two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, ten,
twenty-three,
forty.
Bully.
There's always just
enough to restock,
as always.
Damn it, every
single time.
I can never seem to
get ahead of myself,
never.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I don't give a fuck.
Go away, fuck.
God damn it.
Fuck.
Watches?
Watches?
Five dollars.
Oh, Jesus.
Watches?
Oh god.
Watches?
No?
Okay.
Watches for sale.
Five dollars.
Watches for sale.
Nope?
Alright, no problem.
Oh god, wrong types everywhere.
I'll have Bill sign
it in the morning.
God.
Damn it.
Well, we're gonna have to
get some more laws passed.
You're telling me
you just got these
from Taffy Lewis?
Taffy had better styles.
I don't know who Taffy Lewis is.
There's Taffy there.
That's him.
20, 40, 60, 80,
one-hundred, one-twenty,
one-forty, one-sixty,
one-eighty,
two-hundred and two-twenty.
Great, guys.
Thanks, thanks.
Get out of here.
Mister, do you have any
more watches for sale?
Oh no.
I'm sorry, I'm all out.
I always sell out.
That's Taffy.
He had better styles.
I thought he was your friend.
I don't believe this.
God.
Fuck you.
I saw you do it.
Fucking kill him.
I saw you do it.
Watches.
Hi.
I got watches here,
if anyone needs a new watch.
Watches?
You don't need one?
Okay, no problem.
Anybody need a watch?
Okay, okay.
I got it right here.
Watches?
Five dollars.
Here you are.
It's good.
Throw the ball.
I'll get it.
Yeah.
Hi.
No problem.
You know when
the hell this bus is due?
I don't know when the
hell it's gonna come.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's ridiculous.
It's crazy.
These buses.
I mean, I've been
waiting here since,
last Tuesday,
so.
Oh.
Hey.
I will kill the bus driver.
I've got a gun.
Damn it.
I've got a gun.
Sorry.
Excuse me.
Ouch.
Hey, man,
watch where you going.
Fuck you.
Just get the fuck on out of here
before I pull my gun out on you.
I will kill
everyone on this bus.
I've got a gun.
I've got a gun and a knife.
I will kill everyone
on this bus.
What the fuck's wrong with you?
Watch where you're going.
I'll fucking kill you.
What the hell is
going on around here?
Are you down here?
Bubby?
What's going on, Bobby?
Are you down there?
Oh, god damn it.
Where's that dumb cat?
Damn it.
Get your crap out of the way.
Bobby.
Why's the TV on?
God damn you.
You stupid kid.
We'll all break our necks.
Is that you down there?
I'll kill you.
Shabby.
Stupid cat.
I'll kill you.
You son of a bitch.
Get out of there.
God damn you, bastard.
Where are you?
Come out from wherever
you're hiding,
damn it, Bobby.
What have you done here?
Bobby?
Where are you?
Bobby, where are you?
Damn you.
You stupid pig.
Oh, you found the cookies.
Oh,
and you ate every single one
you damn lousy pig.
What have you done in here?
What have you done in here?
Oh, you found the mints.
Damn it,
you're such a pig.
Why's the light out?
You're a pig you hear?
Bobby, what's happening?
Oh.
Oh my.
Oh.
Bobby,
Bobby,
I'll kick your crap.
I can't take it anymore.
God damn you, I'll kill you.
I can't do this anymore.
What have you done here?
Damn it.
Bobby,
I'm gonna wake you up
and kick you out of here.
Fat pig.
Come on, get up.
Get up or I'm gonna
oh, Bobby.
Bobby, you're gonna
eat yourself to death.
My god, what is this?
Frooty Pebbles?
Oh, my god, Bobby,
this is made for children.
What is this?
Oh.
Oh, god, what's going on here?
Tabby.
What?
Oh my god, what's all this?
Oh my god, it's moving.
What is it?
What's happening?
Oh my god.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Bobby.
Stop that.
God damn you, I'll kill you.
Bobby,
get in here.
Bobby,
don't eat anymore.
I'm gonna wrap it up.
No, Bobby,
wait until you get the doggy bag
from the waitress and then
you can take it home
and have it at home.
Can't I even have
the whole sandwich?
Bobby.
Pig.
I just want one more bite.
You're disgusting.
That's all, that's all.
Bobby,
I'm calling your father tonight
and having him come to get you.
I can't cope with you anymore.
It's diet coke.
I got the diet, like
you wanted me to.
You're gonna explode.
Don't you know that some
of us care about you?
Bobby.
Don't you dare.
It's a diet coke though.
Go ahead, go ahead.
You pig.
Oh.
What am I gonna do with you?
It's diet.
It is diet.
Eww.
I think the waitress
is coming with the
doggy bag.
Wait for the waitress
with the doggy bag.
Put that down.
Don't you dare eat it.
I just want.
Bobby.
Bobby.
I'm sorry, I just.
Oh, you pig.
You are disgusting.
That's all.
That's all I'm gonna eat.
Until
when, five minutes from now?
Bobby,
wait until the
waitress gets here
with the doggy bag.
You're gonna take that
last half sandwich home,
you're not gonna eat it here.
Okay, alright, I'm just.
Bobby.
Don't even touch it.
Don't even think about it.
Bobby.
You have absolutely
no willpower at all.
None.
Look at the lighting here.
You're distracting me, Bobby.
No, look, it's just this.
Bobby.
I'll get it.
It's fine.
You great, fat hog.
You see what you've done now?
You embarrassed
both of us, I hope.
No, I'm gonna get it.
I just.
I can't.
Oh, no, no.
Bobby, are you having
another asthma attack?
Don't you know you're
killing yourself,
eating like you do?
The waitress.
Maybe going to jail would be
the best thing for you because
they would put you on a diet
and you wouldn't eat
so much damn much
and you wouldn't have
all these asthma attacks.
Oh, Bobby, I do worry about you.
Yeah, going to
jail is gonna help.
Yes.
You'd lose weight.
Your fat needs to be binded.
Bobby.
Binded and dislodged.
Dan,
three southern fried chickens,
baked potato on all of them.
Hey, sister.
Yes, please.
Is there a difference
in the salts
in the cabbage borscht
and the cold beet borscht?
Yes, completely different.
The cabbage borscht
is a hot soup,
made from cabbage,
sweet and sour cabbage.
Ahuh.
Bobby, what was that?
What was that?
It was just one of these.
They gave it to me for free.
Don't you dare touch that
and don't you dare
touch that sandwich.
We're just gonna
call the waitress
to have her tip.
No, we're not,
we're leaving it here.
Bobby.
See, I'm not eating it.
You're looking at it
and you're thinking of it and I
don't wanna see that.
Bobby, oh, Bobby.
Oh, that is disgusting.
You're gonna be as
big as Bob Harwood.
Bobby, you are such a pig.
A filthy pig.
What am I gonna do with you?
I'm not as big as Bob Harwood.
So hardly anybody is.
He's 900 pounds.
Well, I'm only 400.
Bobby.
I'm splitting.
I hope you're not
coming home tonight
because you're not
gonna be able to get
into the house if you do
because I'm locking the door.
Fuck.
Damn it.
Hey, puppy.
Hey there, puppy.
Hi, puppy.
Hey there, doggy.
You wanna fucking bark?
You're gonna fucking bark at me?
Fuck you.
Your dog don't scare me.
Hey, get away from my dog, man.
I'll fucking kill you.
God damn it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Oh no, oh no,
oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
Not the bus.
God damn.
Oh no.
Damn it.
Son of a damn it.
God damn son of a bitch.
God damn kill them.
I'll fucking kill them.
Oh hey, puppy, hi there.
Watches?
No, get out of here.
Hey, puppy.
God damn.
Don't you fucking bark at me.
Don't you bark at me.
Fuck.
God damn.
Ah.
God damn it all.
I just know it's him.
I don't know, Eunice.
Ahuh.
Yup, it's him.
I'm scared, Ben.
That man is dangerous.
Don't worry about it.
Alright, I said
don't worry about it.
I'm gonna call
Bill in Chatsworth,
he'll know what to do.
Ingrid Bergman,
Goldie Hawn,
Cactus Flower, Rated M.
Try and get Ted
on the phone again.
Water covers over 70 percent
of the earth's surface.
Captain Jacques Cousteau
and the men of the Calypso
have traveled in
this water for 38
consecutive months.
They have many adventures
to share with you,
including the first
rock n' roll light show,
20 fathoms below.
Journey once more to
the undersea world of
Jacques Cousteau,
the water planet.
In color on ABC.
Welcome to
Universal Studio's tour,
my name's Stacey and I'll
be your tour guide today.
Up ahead is the garden
where Geraldine Page
buried her many victims in
the motion picture,
Whatever Happened To Aunt Alice.
Look closely, guys,
you might see a hand
coming out of the ground.
Speaking of Geraldine Page,
currently filming in Stage 11,
is a new Clint Eastwood picture
called The Beguiled.
Bobby.
Bobby, get that
out of your mouth.
You've had too much already.
Stop it.
Bobby, stop.
You've had too much today, now
stop it.
No.
No, no, no.
Bobby, you're eating
too much sugar.
You're a sugar-holic.
Let go, let go.
Grandma, look.
Currently
on loan from Warner Bros.
Is the Omega Man exhibit,
a new film starring
Charlton Heston,
directed by Boris Sagal.
Charlton Heston, as you know,
is an idol of gay men,
but is not gay himself.
Shit.
The leader of
the hooded group of fanatics
played by Anthony
it was a veiled attempt
at homosexual clubs
as you notice,
most of the zombies were male.
We are ready, brother.
One creature,
caught in a place
he cannot stir from
these are the marks, Mr Neville.
Those that were left,
tried to clean things
up, set things straight.
We buried things and burned.
They came to me.
We were chosen.
Chosen for just this work.
Oh my god,
where's Julie?
Where's your sister?
I don't know.
Oh my god.
And now, brothers and sisters,
I ask you to look at him.
Does he have the marks?
Do you see them?
Do you see him as we were before
the punishment,
before we gained grace?
Do you see lying there
the last of science,
of bankers, of businessmen,
the users of we?
No.
Oh.
Okay.
Fix your shirt.
Bobby, fix your shirt.
Bobby, come on, we've
gotta fix you up.
Oh.
I don't know where Julie went.
Come on,
we've gotta go look
for your sister.
Come on.
Again, she's waiting for us.
Behind.
Did he show up?
Lee, we need you over here.
Don't catch
yourself on fire, Tommy.
You gotta be on
the music side of that coffin.
Just forward here, right.
And then, and then
you come forward to here.
It'll look like the
Oklahoma Land Rush
with rats.
That needs to be
artificial barbed wire
so he doesn't cut himself.
Can we get some mud here?
Some make up mud,
so then push his face in
so he is covered in mud.
Yeah, move in, Jim,
see if we can see Basey do that.
Get the racks, guys.
I want you to be right
in front of that.
Okay, we couldn't see anything.
The people around you
in the stock company,
have to make it harder for
the preacher to get potatoes.
You gotta fight him more.
Yeah, I can't tell you
how strong that is.
That's wonderful.
Let's put a few
more rocks there.
And when they get shot,
just have them both drop.
Just drop to the ground.
And you step
forward here, right,
with a yell, and then
have them duck out of sight.
The guy who hired this
nut ought to be fired.
Alright, Jen, he's
alright, so you hired him.
So you made one mistake in
your whole gosh darn life.
Great.
And then you come
forward to here.
And then he says it again.
I've been
working here for 30 years,
I tell you, this guy doesn't
know what he's doing.
We gotta fire him.
Fire the nut, he's
driving us crazy.
And boom.
Great.
Put a few more rocks there.
Get the racks, guys.
Can't tell you how
strong that is,
that's wonderful.
Can we get some mud here?
Make up mud,
so push up his face then
he is covered in mud.
That needs to be
artificial barbed wire
so he doesn't cut himself.
More smoke, please.
Here we go, guys.
This is the shot, right here.
Stop for a second.
Big reaction.
Hey, production value.
Yeah, that's good.
Half of one-thousand, take one.
Everybody ready?
Anger in the shot,
you know what I'm saying?
Put some anger in the shot.
You want us to keep
doing it in this direction?
Your offensive
modern building is
not even in this shot.
Turn it off now,
turn it off, cut it out.
Put it out.
Cut.
I just wanna get
home, this is enough.
The hell with this
whole god damn mess.
What the hell do they want me
to do here?
What the hell they
want me to do anymore?
You wanna go higher,
I'll go higher.
What the hell, get
down from there.
This dummy's gonna
cost me my life.
Just take it easy.
Alright, alright,
I'll go higher.
Okay, okay.
Hal, just relax.
What the hell's the
matter with you?
He's gonna kill me.
Hal, don't drop the dummy.
We're in trouble.
Somebody call a medic.
Jesus.
Oh my god.
Keep rolling, keep rolling.
Bring the cameras over here.
Bring the cameras over here.
Keep rolling.
You son of a bitch.
Get out of here,
come on, come on, get out.
We don't want you here.
Damn hippies, get out.
Get out.
Jimmy.
Jimmy, Jimmy, please
god, I need something,
No, baby, I ain't got nothing.
I ain't got nothing for you.
I ain't got nothing, baby.
He ain't here.
Golden Guru ain't here.
Please, you gotta
help me, Jimmy.
I ain't got nothing.
Look I ran out of
Jumping Jack Flash
late last night.
Look, it's the Golden Guru.
♪ If you smile at me,
♪ I will understand
♪ Because that is something
♪ Everybody everywhere does
♪ In the same
♪ Language.
♪ I can see by your coat,
♪ My friend, you're
from the other side. ♪
♪ But just
♪ One thing I got to know,
♪ Can you tell me, please.
♪ Who won?
♪ Say, can I have some
of your purple berries? ♪
♪ Yes, I've been eating them
♪ Six, seven
♪ Weeks now, haven't got
♪ Sick once.
♪ Probably keep us both alive.
♪ Wooden ships
♪ On the water
♪ Very free and easy.
♪ Easy, you know the way it's
♪ Supposed to be.
♪ Silver, people
♪ On the shoreline
♪ Let us be.
♪ Talking about very free
♪ And easy.
♪ Horror grips us
♪ As we watch you die.
♪ All we can do is echo
♪ Your anguished cries.
♪ Stare, as all,
♪ Human feelings die.
♪ We are leaving,
♪ You don't need us.
♪ Go, take your sister then
♪ By the hand.
♪ Lead her away, from this
♪ Foreign land.
♪ Far away, where we might
♪ Laugh again.
♪ We are leaving,
♪ You don't need
♪ Us.
♪ And it's a fair wind,
♪ Blowing warm,
out of the south, ♪
♪ Over my shoulder.
♪ Guess I'll
♪ Set a course and go.
God damn.
Shit.
Fucking lose my mind.
God damn.
Can't believe this shit, man.
I am freaking out.
To hell with Vietnam,
to hell with Vietnam.
To hell with Vietnam.
Get out of the road, jackass.
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ.
Now where the hell
have you been?
We've been looking
all over for you.
Will you shut up?
You know Bobby he always
has to eat so much sugar.
He's hyper S.
You were supposed
to be watching him,
I don't know where he is.
Bobby?
Bobby?
God damn it, Bobby.
♪ Waiting for the sun,
♪ Waiting for the sun,
♪ Waiting for the sun,
♪ Waiting
♪ For
♪ The sun.
I am never taking you kids
anywhere again.
I can't tell you how
disappointed I am
in both of you.
Bobby, all you do
is eat sugar all day
and
Julie,
you're supposed
to watch the kid,
you do not have to
let him run amock.
Stop it, stop it.
Stop it.
Bobby, calm down.
I Walked all over
Universal's studios,
I even went to Lew
Wasserman's office.
I talked to Lew
Wasserman and you
know what he told me?
He told me that his daughter
would never abandon
her younger brothers,
never.
I told you to look after
your younger brother.
I depend on you.
What am I supposed to do?
I can't control him.
You know he has a sugar problem.
He's hyper-active,
and he needs help
and incidentally, young lady,
I found your little
stash of STP,
or CDT or whatever it is.
It's PCP.
PCP my ass.
It's STP.
Oh my god, what am I saying?
Hitler cars.
Keep rolling,
keep rolling.
Great.
Keep rolling.
Roll.
We will return
to the ABC Wednesday
Night Movie,
after these messages.
Oh, my god.
♪ Before the second show.
Oh my god.
Christ almighty.
This is the road
that took us to the outer limits
of a brilliant
film-makers imagination.
The road over one-hundred
million people
have taken
and will want to take again.
The road millions
of others will take
for the first time,
but now the road
will take us all
even farther.
Mr Quint, I quit.
I ain't going.
Mr Quint, I quit.
I ain't going.
Mr Quint.
I quit.
What the hell is
I ain't going.
Ah,
I don't know.
I don't know anything anymore.
You don't go,
you don't get paid.
I don't care.
I'm not going on that old slab,
after that crazy old shark.
I'm not crazy.
You miserable
little son of a bitch.
You get that black
fish on my boat,
pump out the bilges,
top up the fuel tank
and then get your
ass out of here
because you're on the beach.
Now we return,
to the ABC Wednesday
Night Movie.
Help me.
Help me.
Help me.
I need an injection.
I need an amylin injection now.
We'll be back
with the ABC Wednesday
Night Movie Special.
What the.
Corn, pumping juice every day.
Oh no.
What is this, what's going on?
Yep, it's him, kid
can't leave us alone.
What's going on now?
He's trying to hop the
fence at Ben's place.
Don't worry about
it, just relax.
Oh, my god.
Don't worry about
it, damn it all.
At Wonder,
if it isn't fresh,
we're out of business.
We have to get to the viper, Bob
Julie, Julie?
Extensive chem trail activity,
jets being seen leaving patterns
back and forth.
Carbon black.
Five dollars?
Hey, come here.
Come here.
Come here, let me
talk to you, man.
What you got there?
It's an
indigo watch,
selling for five bucks.
You got a license to do that?
For sure, you need a
license to do anything.
You understand, there's
people who own a business
that have a license
to sell their stuff,
and you're taking from them.
What you got in the bag?
Let me see what
you got in the bag.
I'm LAPD, my friend.
This is my bundle.
You got a fucking bundle like
fucking Baby Huey.
That's my bundle.
I'm gonna put your
fucking bad down.
You understand me?
I'll fucking throw
your god damn toys
and take you away now.
I'm LAPD.
I'll show you something.
I'm gonna plant
something in that bag,
where they'll fucking
put you in court
for over the nights.
You'll only see your
fucking judge until Monday,
you'll be taken in the
ass from some sambo.
You'll be traded away
for a pack of cigarettes.
You want that?
You ever fucking been
to down to LA County?
That could your
fucking head, huh?
Have you ever been down there?
No.
Okay, alright.
I don't have any plans
on going to downtown LA.
If I put something
in that fucking bag,
I'll have you put
away for ten years.
You're gonna be the bride
of fucking Frankenstein,
when they get done with you.
You ever have a nigger
come in your face?
You ever suck a
fucking nigger dick?
Have you, I'm asking
you a fucking question,
yes or no?
Yes, no.
Oh, so you don't
fucking know yourself.
So you're telling
me you don't know
whether you suck
dick or you don't?
I don't know what
you want me to say.
They'll be watching you
in the shower, Baby Huey.
Nice little sweet fat
fucking butter ball like you
when you bend over
for that fucking soap,
they're gonna
fucking hold you back
and stick a fucking
sock in your mouth
and go up into you
until you fucking
can't stand it,
you don't like that?
Is that what you want?
You're gonna put me away
just because I'm selling my.
Damn right,
because you're breaking
the fucking law.
And you'll be spending your
night in fucking LA COuntyú
taking some dick and
some sambo up the ass.
So it's the watch,
or some nigger dick.
Watch,
or some nigger dick,
you make up your mind, baby,
look at you, you're done.
Now get the fuck out of here.
3 megs, dome memory alarm,
12 functions,
two alarms, memory,
octagonal,
horizontal counter,
six different time zones.
You don't find
anything like that
for five bucks.
They're worth about 500 dollars.
I can get them in
there for a dollar,
toughie.
Watches,
five dollars?
No,
god damn it.
Oh my god, I don't believe this.
Every time I have just
enough for restock.
Shit.
♪ We've only just begun
♪ To live
♪ White lace and promises,
♪ A kiss for luck and
♪ We're on our way.
♪ We've only begun.
♪ Before the rising sun,
Hey man, help me.
♪ We fly,
♪ So many roads to choose from
♪ And yes, we've just begun
♪ Sharing horizons
that are new to us ♪
♪ Watching the signs
along the way ♪
♪ Talking it over,
just the two of us ♪
♪ Working together day to day
♪ Together.
♪ We smile,
Motherfucker, I'll
fuck your ass up.
♪ So much of life ahead
Is that right?
Check this out, motherfucker.
I'll slit your mother
fucking head right open.
♪ Sharing horizons
that are new to us ♪
♪ Watching the signs
along the way ♪
♪ Talking it over,
just the two of us ♪
♪ Working together, day to day
♪ Together.
Don't ignore me,
Baby Huey assed motherfucker,
hey, I'll pop a cap
in your ass, man.
Fucker, don't let me see you
over here no more, man.
Fuck on off out of here, man.
♪ We smile,
♪ So much of life to live
♪ We'll find a place where
there's room to grow ♪
♪ And yes, we've just begun.
I'm not really talking
about intelligence
sources, I wanna know
if the Palestinians
are helping us.
Well, we are pursuing
a number of leads
and I have to say
that our efforts
are productive.
I'm not
capable of indicating a
specific target date, but.
Are we close?
We have been making progress.
I'm not prepared to
say how close we are
but we
have credible leads
and progress is being made.
The conventional wisdom is
that we're gonna have
to sacrifice a lot
of civil liberties
if we wanna wage
a successful war
against terrorism,
is that your view?
Well,
we are pursuing
a number of leads
and I have to say that
our efforts are productive.
The president has
taken a lot of flack
for flying, first to Louisiana
then to Nebraska, and finally
to Washington the other day.
Was he justified in
taking that course?
We have been making progress.
I'm not prepared to
say how close we are
but we have credible leads
and progress is being made.
Well,
we are pursuing
a number of leads
and I have to say that our
efforts are productive.
No, man, no.
What?
You said something?
What?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I said I didn't want your watch,
why you gotta say that?
I didn't say a fucking thing.
Man, I was standing
right over there,
I heard you say something.
I'll fucking kill everyone.
All I said,
I don't want your damn watches.
Why you gotta be talking shit?
I didn't say anything.
I heard you, man,
okay, look,
all I'm saying is why the fuck
you gotta be talking shit, man?
I didn't say a god damn thing.
I told you I don't want
you around here anymore.
I'm not doing anything.
I'm sick of this shit.
I'm just passing through.
I told you I don't
want you around here
anymore, god damn it.
I don't have anything
to do with you.
I'm just passing through.
God damn it,
you're scaring Timmy.
Fuck you.
Now get the hell on out.
Don't make me come over there.
I can fucking go
anywhere I fucking want.
I'll kill you now.
You don't fucking scare me,
just because you're in
the fucking military.
God damn
son of a bitch.
Where's my gun?
Hi, puppies.
Hi, puppies.
Hi, doggies.
Hi there, doggies.
Stop right where
you are, mister.
Stop right there, don't move.
All ready in the fire line.
Anybody who runs is a VC.
Anybody who stands still
is a well-lit VC.
You don't wanna mess with me,
you god damn Commie.
Hell, fucking no,
fuck on out of here.
Motherfucker, get away from me.
What did I fucking do?
Get those fucking
rats away from me.
Fucking get away, fucking dogs.
I'll kill all
these fucking dogs.
Get away from me.
Get these fucking
dogs away from me.
I'll fucking kill them.
I'll fucking kill you.
Fuck, I'll kill you.
I'll fucking kill you.
Shut up.
I'll fucking kill you.
I'll kill that dog too.
Get out of here, man.
God damn sons of bitches.
Man, I'll slash
you in your face.
Shit.
God damn it, get out of here.
Get the fuck away from me.
Come on.
Get out of here.
I'll kill this fucking dog.
I'll fucking kill this dog.
I'll kill it.
I'll kill it, I'll kill it
fuck you.
You shut up.
Didn't I tell you to
get the fuck out of here?
I'm gonna get my
fucking knife out
and stab your ass.
My husband's gonna kill you
and I'll have the
whole thing on video.
We gonna sue you.
We gonna sue you.
Fuck it.
Come on.
I'll cut your head off.
You gonna be in a
thousand pieces.
You got some candy or something?
Where you going, man?
Nothing.
I don't think.
Hold up, hold up.
No, don't run, don't run.
Hey man, don't fucking do it.
Don't do it.
I'll fucking kill this dog.
Fucking stay away from me.
Get that fucking
thing away from me.
I'll let him eat
your ass up, fool.
I'll fucking kill it.
Don't do that shit.
I told you don't
do that shit, man.
Yeah, yeah,
that's a Quemex there.
Here, let me show you.
This right here,
is a Quemex.
Huh?
You motherfucker,
you son of,
come on, fool.
I'm on the fucking
phone, pop a cap.
You think you're my brother,
fuck you.
Don't make me pull my shit out.
Fuck you.
Don't make me.
I'll get my shit, right,
say something
else, motherfucker.
Pull over I've got a gun.
Fuck you.
God damn it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Fuck.
Come on, sucker.
I'll pull my fucking knife
out and cut your ass.
You don't even wanna think
about fucking with me.
Get out of here,
I'll kill you.
Get on out of here.
Get out of here.
What the fuck's
wrong with you, man?
What the fuck's wrong with you?
What's up, motherfucker,
let's do this.
Fucking punk.
Fucking pussy, you
fucking bitch, punk.
Come on, punk,
what you gonna do?
Fuck you.
Come on, little fucking baby.
I'm gonna fucking
beat your ass down.
I'm gonna fucking bitch slap you
like the little
fucking bitch you are.
Do it fool.
Bitch.
What the fuck you looking at,
huh, motherfucker?
Now ain't you tripping on us?
I didn't say shit.
Fucking Baby Huey has-been
motherfucking limping bitch.
Fucking take that
shirt and strangle you
with it, motherfucker.
Fuck you.
Why you tripping
on him like that, ese?
Fuck you, bitch.
Fuck you, bitch.
Leave him alone.
You don't wanna fuck with me.
You do not wanna
fuck with me, okay?
I'll fucking take those hands
and shove them up your ass.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, bitch.
Fuck you.
Fucking motherfucker.
Come on.
Come on, then.
Come on then, bring
it on, motherfucker.
I'll fucking slam your head
in the fucking pavement.
You think you're intimidating.
You wanna fuck with me?
I'll fucking kill you.
Let's see what you
fucking got, motherfucker.
I'll kill you, motherfucker.
I'll cut your heart out.
I'll hack you up in
a thousand pieces.
Come on, sucker.
Bring your punk ass over here.
Come on quick, we can
do this right now.
Come on, man,
bring your ass
over here so I can.
God damn.
I'll catch the bus.
Shit, I need more watches.
Yeah, come on, fucker.
I'll kill you.
Fucking I kill you.
Come on, man.
Kill that bitch.
Fuck you.
Fuck you too, I'll
fucking kill you.
Get the fuck on out of here
before I have to
fuck you up myself.
Baby Huey motherfucker,
what you gonna do?
Sit on your fat ass,
you fucking Baby Huey
fat boy motherfucker.
You don't wanna fuck with me,
okay?
I'm a fucking pyscho.
You wanna fuck with me?
Come on you fuckers.
Get out of there.
I'll fucking kill you.
Get out out of there.
Come back here.
I'll fucking kill you.
Get back here.
You wanna fuck with me?
I'll fucking kill you.
Paul, wake up.
Paul, wake up.
Will you get up, Paul?
Oh, for God's sake.
Hello.
Oh my god, it's you.
Bobby,
back from the 7-Eleven, I see.
Oh my god.
Oh, Bobby.
What's happened to you?
You're bigger than Bob Harwood.
Oh Bobby.
What's all that yellow
stuff around you?
Oh my god.
You're a freak.
You're the size of a whale.
Bobby,
I can't take you in, I can't
handle you anymore.
Bobby, you need help.
No, no, no, Bobby, no.
Come on.
If I let you in
you're gonna eat me
out of house and home.
I need my chocolates
for my yarn club.
I didn't eat your chocolates.
I'll get you some
more chocolates.
You never do.
What is all that yellow
stuff around your neck?
They're just headphones.
I got some for you.
I got some headphones.
Oh no.
No, no, no.
Bobby, Bobby, you need help.
Come on.
You need a doctor.
You need a doctor, Bobby.
Oh my god.
And to the
people who make music.
They gather in Hollywood,
to bestow upon
their fellow artists
their highest honor,
the Grammy Award.
Just the two kinder
kits mining around again.
Smart Alec.
The fifth dimension.
Bobby Sherman,
Nancy Sinatra,
John Wayne,
Nancy Wilson.
Tuesday March, 16th.
A very special night
in the world of recorded music.
The Grammy Awards
on ABC.
It can mean
everything or nothing.
Then I'll settle for nothing.
It seems the
two of us are alone.
We are,
you know that.
And for a long time.
If I could climb Mount Everest
to reach the Valley of the Dogs.
It's a brutal climb
to reach that peak.
You stand there,
waiting for the
rush of exhilaration
but it doesn't come.
You're alone
and the feeling of
loneliness is overpowering.
What the fuck you
looking at, man?
I'm looking for Bob.
Yeah, I'm looking for Bob too.
Hey, you,
woman, get over here.
You seen Bob?
You know Bob?
Hey.
I'm asking her.
No, I don't know what the
fuck you're talking about.
I don't know.
I'm looking for him right now.
What the fuck are you
looking at, motherfucker?
Huh?
What?
What do you want?
You, you.
You seen Bob?
Wait, I'm asking her now.
You,
I'm looking for Bob.
Have you seen
Bobby, I don't know.
Hey you, I know you.
I know you, you
strung out bitch.
Bring your overdosing
ass over here.
You gotta find Bob,
you gotta find him.
You know you gotta find him.
Bitch, you better find Bob.
You know he's
strung out on sugar
and you died from
an overdose, bitch.
You got to find Bob.
You gotta find
your motherfucking.
Baby Huey ass brother,
that sweet sucking bitch.
Go on.
Go find Bob.
Go, go, go, go.
And you died from
an overdose, bitch.
In the lands of Middle-Earth,
there are tales of
the dark lord, Sauron.
And the ring that would
give him the power
to enslave the world.
Lost for centuries,
it has been so.
You have my sword,
and you have my bow,
and my ax.
What must I do?
The ring must be cast away
in the fires of Mount Doom.
There is one dark lord among us.
It's a great pleasure
to see you again, my lady.
You have made a commitment
to the Jedi border,
a commitment not easily broken.
Please don't look
at me like that.
It makes me feel uncomfortable.
I'm sorry, milady.
It must be difficult having
someone you have to kill.
Well, I should be.
Someday I will be the
most powerful Jedi ever.
Nice.
Fourth generation Quemex.
Watches,
five dollars?
No?
Damn it.
God damn it.
Step over to the sidewalk.
Keep your hands away
from your pockets.
What's that you got
in your hand there?
Nothing.
What are you doing around here?
What's all this crap?
Check his shirts.
What are you doing
with all these shirts.
Hand that over to me.
Where'd you get these?
What, did you steal these?
Where'd you get these watches?
Well, I buy them.
I get them from
Hamid, downtown.
Look I get them from downtown,
downtown LA.
Hamid is a watch merchant.
I buy watches.
I been buying from
him for years.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
They're Quemex's.
I buy them for two
bucks a piece and,
you know.
Why don't you just relax.
We got multiple
reports of someone
trying to strangle
people with T-shirts.
I just got more watches.
What are you doing
with all these shirts?
You have any knives or needles
or anything I'm gonna
stick myself on?
I've just got my watches.
We need to look in your bag.
You need to drop it, now.
I need my bundle.
Drop the bag.
That's my bundle.
Come on.
Drop the bag.
Greg, get him onto your side.
I need my bundle.
Damn it.
That's my bundle.
How many other stolen
watches do you have?
Come on.
God damn it.
Oh my god.
Get him over.
Get him over.
Corner of eighth,
we need backup.
Stop struggling, sir.
You're not getting my bundle.
He's going for the unit.
Stop.
Stop right now.
Cut him off.
Cut him off.
I got him on this
side, watch it.
Stop.
Here he comes.
Go around the other side.
Cut him off.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
294, we need backup.
I bet he dodged traffic lights.
There goes Bob.
We need
several units out here, now.
Go ahead, 31.
He's coming in the vehicle.
Julie,
I'm coming, Julie.
Get out of the fucking way.
Get out of the way.
Is he stealing the car?
He's in a police car, I wonder
is he working undercover?
God damn.
Excuse me, sir.
Get out of the way.
Look out, look out.
Come on,
get the fuck out of the way.
And it's Ladies Night, tonight.
Hi,
I'm Steven Spovelvieg,
welcome,
to Pookie's.
Extraterrestrial Funland.
Adventure.
Pooky, as you know,
was marooned here on earth,
100 billion cosmic
units out of space
and now he needs
your help.
You see a problem has developed
on Pooky's home
world, the pig plant.
Pooky's finger now glows
from radiation sickness.
Soon, he will die.
These bikes
will transport you and
Pooky through Funland
by slingshotting around
the sun's gravitational
pull at 9000 miles per second.
You'll be subjected
to tremendous G forces
that could cause cardiac arrest.
That's why you'll need
this card when you enter.
An inoculation hypo
will be administered
by an attendant.
Just give your first
name to the attendant
when you walk through that door.
Good luck, everyone.
Attention,
all personnel in
the attractions,
the power
will be energized, momentarily.
Please remove all
equipment from it.
May I have your
attention please.
Look, there's a
couple astronauts,
over there.
The eagle has landed.
Some seven minutes 22 seconds
away from ignition
on their limbs.
There,
in the bushes.
The orange light.
I see them.
Come on, let's go.
The future.
The polar ice caps are melting.
Get down.
You don't look like Jack Percy.
I mean the resemblance is not
particularly striking.
You're a foreigner.
You're an
agent of a foreign power.
You're a foreign literary agent.
You should not continue
in this fashion.
We are scared.
Hi, bunny.
Damn it.
It's me, Julie.
You must meet me
under the mountain.
Meet me under the mountain.
Bob.
We have an apparent
serious problem,
with
a leak in the cryogenic oxygen
in the service module
which provides breathing
oxygen for the crew.
I'm coming, Julie.
Yeah.
It's working.
Get that off your head.
You're gonna waste your fingers.
Julie.
What the hell is going on here?
What?
Jesus Christ.
Julie?
What?
What is this?
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my god.
They're mine.
Every day that goes
by I'm losing money.
Every worker at the
shop costs me money.
Leave your
luggage on the platform.
Clearly label it.
With name first,
then your surname.
You fucking bitch.
Leave your
luggage on the platform.
Clearly label it.
Do not bring your
baggage with you.
It will follow you later.
Leave your luggage
on the platform.
Clearly label it.
Send them over to Schindler.
Send them all.
His place is a haven.
It's not a factory.
It's not an enterprise
of any kind.
It's a haven.
Beans and meat
and turtles and bread.
That's not the way you make it.
Don't like it.
No, you don't.
What do you like?
I like caviar.
One day, on the fire.
One day.
I know
you've had a long journey,
but it's only a
short walk further
to the factory.
You gotta find Bob.
Bitch, you gotta find Bob.
You gotta find him.
Bob,
I've been looking
all over for you.
Where have you been?
I was in the candy store.
Grandma's been worried sick.
I was in the candy store.
You've had enough
candy for a lifetime.
Move your ass.
We have to get to the viper,
Bob. It's our way back.
Yes, this is the afterlife, Bob.
You died on the ET adventure
in the year 1994,
from a sugar overdose.
Come on, come on, keep moving.
Don't slow down.
We've gotta get to the viper.
Come on, move it.
Move your ass,
come on, let's go.
Come on, we're
running out of time.
Quick.
Will you get up the stairs.
Come on, Julie.
Put the bags down.
What are we gonna
do with you, Bob?
This god damn bag.
I got it.
Let it go.
That's my bundle.
Give me that bag.
That's my bundle.
No more bags, no more.
No more bundles.
No more bags.
No more, okay?
You're gonna have to
live without bags, Bob.
You're gonna have to learn
to live without bags.
What the hell?
It's gonna be okay.
Just take it easy.
Relax.
I can't get out of these things.
♪ Here I am
♪ Here I'll stay
♪ All of my life
♪ We'll be together
♪ From now on
♪ I was afraid but
now my doubts ♪
♪ And fears have gone
♪ Here I am
♪ And here I'll always stay
♪ I'll be wanting you,
♪ Needing you
♪ Don't let me go a single day
♪ Without your love
♪ You'll always be the one
♪ Thing I am certain of
♪ Here I am
♪ Here I'll always stay
♪ I can't lose you
♪ Now that I've found you
♪ Please keep
♪ My arms wander around you
♪ Forever
♪ Here I am
♪ Here I'll stay
♪ All of my life
♪ I'll be what you
♪ Want me to be
♪ All that I ask
♪ Is that you'll just
♪ Keep loving me
♪ Here I am
♪ And here I'll always stay
♪ Close to you
♪ In love with you, my dear
♪ Close to you
♪ In love with you, my dear
♪ Close to you
♪ In love with you, my dear
♪ Close to you
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