Rabies (1958) - full transcript
A relay race of "scenes from human life". Depicts the human characters inferior traits are spreading like a disease: the person who gets rejected / humiliated / oppressed takes it out on someone else.
Rabies
Scenes from the human life
Introduction by Bachelor of Medicine
Bo Stensson Svenningson
Subtitles by Nostromo
If you in the Scenes from the human life
want to express something you
found essential in life
Then you have both to
try to refine your chosen point of view
and also arrange that the scenes
themselves express this
To refine your chosen point
of view is difficult
It cannot be done at the
expense of the truth
And letting the scenes speak for
themselves is even worse
Because a misunderstanding
could easily occur
Often an author
finds it suitable to have clarifying
comments in his scenes
He speaks for himself in a narrative
and in a drama
he introduces a commentator
to comment on the action
In these scenes from the human life
which I intend to show
I will aim,if possible,
to avoid a commentator
But I resign myself to the possibility
that despite good intentions
I have to introduce one
In that case
I would chose a female commentator
A female commentator
I want to do this,not to be
chivalrous to the ladies
and I'm not doing it
in order to cloak myself in anonymity
I want to have at the same time
an authoritative and neutral person
Therefore I will chose the old mother
I know very well
I have clinical experience of this
That the old mother is often
broken with arteriosclerosis
and stroke
That she is a foolish old woman
perhaps using dirty words
Or curses or blusters
But she is principally an authentic person
She is not anchored socially
She is ageless and universal
She understands and forgives everything
And everybody feel guilty
at least with a pretended
respect to listen to her
It is often testified that old mothers
never really want to admit that
their children have grown up
The children may have
reached any high position
But for the old mother they
are still the small child
In the Scenes from the Human Life
she is the only possible commentator
But she is not going to appear in my drama
Well
Finally let's see how I can resolve this
First scene from the human life
It's night,silent and dark in village
shop owner Garberg's house
The son,young Sixten is
in bed with the maid
You
-Sixten
-Mmm
Did you see the new
furniture for the bedroom
which he transported
to the Svensson's today?
Mmm
We should also have such one
It was red
with a mosaic on the the gables
Damn,mosaic on the gables?
Yes,what do you think
we should have instead?
Ah?
Do you prefer a white bedroom furniture?
I just want to tell you
that if you come to me and say
you're pregnant,don't try that with me
You can't say that
Ah,don't try to fool me with
a baby,damn you if you try
Well,that's not my fault
Why do you blame me?
Sixten
You crap
No,let me go
Damn you,stop choking me
You're so bloody heavy
Why should it be my fault?
It's not I who is pregnant
You've a better reason to do
something about it than me
And I can tell you how to do something
If you get a baby then
it's because you want it
But don't try that with me
You certainly understand what I mean
But if I end up in that situation?
Sixten
Sixten!!
Gee!
Are you really pregnant?
No,why not?
I've always trusted you,Sixten
You
Why are you so mean and frightening?
Huh
BTW you know it can't be true
A fortnight ago on Wednesday
I told you we couldn't do it
Dear Sixten
How can it be that you
thought such a crazy thing?
Well,old dad said yesterday
that you looked so big
No,you must be joking,he never said that
Yes,big and showing off
your stomach as you do
Heck, anybody could believe
you were 9 months pregnant
You didn't say anything to the oldster
About what?
About us,of course!
He has known that for a long time
No
Yeah
Have you told him that?
I don't remember it
But the old man understands
that by himself
BTW I've never hid it from him
And the old man is
not as stupid as you think
Sixten,how could you do that!
After this I can never look him in the eyes
Please don't pretend!
If the old man had been a puritan
Then he'd thrown you out
of the house a long time ago
But,you know,he's no zealot
I'll tell you the old man was a
real womanizer in his youth
You know a real Don Juan
So I got it in my blood
I can't help it,I can't let it go
I'm chasing every skirt when I see one
Shame on you
But I still like you,dear Sixten
Now,stop that!
I don't want you glued to me
So damned sweaty,
you notice that by licking
I'm not at all sweaty
If you could feel it
you wouldn't say so
I'm not at all sweaty
You only say so because you've cold feet
BTW I wouldn't mention
sweating in your place
You really are cheeky!
I know it's difficult but try to
behave like a human being
I must say I am as human as you are
Oh,but there's a small difference
between people and cattle(Swed.expr)
And you dare raise your voice,
when it suits you
You should stop this conduct
Sixten,how can say that to me?
Haven't I been nice to you?
Sixten
We really are engaged
And Sixten am I not your fiancée?
We've been secretly engaged,
you said so yourself
Haven't you've done that,eh?
Sixten,you've promised,
Sixten aren't we engaged?
Yes,of course,you can always
call it to be engaged
You always do that when you're courting
We are engaged
Have you been married,have
you done what they call "begami"
What have you done now?
At least you can answer me
Damned,you must really know
that you always have to say
something similar to the girls
They like it that way
Fancy that you're such a wretched coward
You are the worst coward I've ever met
Only because your old man says something
You're so miserably afraid of him
You are completely in his leash
No one else can pull it
You are a coward and evil
and break your promises
Shut up
Only because I'm really honest about this,
is not an excuse for you to be rude
Don't you think I can see through you
And you know,you thought we
should immediately tie the knot
But you shouldn't think that we want
such a damned whore like you in our family
Your family
I know your type
You and your old man are really gangsters
and should be reported
to the police,you really should be
You just watch out
Jenny,Jenny
Come forward immediately,come forward
You,you
I'll tell you something
I was just joking,Jenny
Second scene from the human life
Sometime later
A sunny summer Sunday on the beach
But this must be Eivor?
Yes,hello Jenny,how nice to
see you,it's been a long time
-How are you nowadays?
-Thanks I feel fine,you?
Yes,I'm fine
Can't you sit down here for a
while or have you company?
No,I only came down
here alone to have a swim
-Tonight I'm busy of course
-Well
-You've got a job in the town?
-Yes
I have an employment at Bank
Manager Glewenborg's house,got my own room
With radio and very nice
You know,that house is
really big,the city palace
I've heard about them
But you know that Mrs Glewenborg is mean
It's no that bad,the bitch is
of course almost never at home
She is either on some
seaside resort or in Stockholm
But where do you work nowadays?
I have quit,I'm engaged you
know,really engaged with a ring
Are you?
In that case I must congratulate
Was it a long time ago?
No,it was last Tuesday,
we're getting married next week
Damn it!
Oh,I just ripped off the
shoulder strap on my bra
Such a nice bra you've got
Really?
My fiancé is swimming down there
If you stay here for a
while you might see him
No,I'll just get a dip,you know,
I have to leave quickly
I have a date tonight
But that must be fun
Is he old?
No,26 years old
he's village school teacher,and has
found such a good position in Ledberga
Are you going to live in the countryside?
Well,I'd never be pulled by some
pupils and move from the town
Everybody is different
Speaking for myself,ugh,I feel sick
just thinking of the countryside
It's very beautiful in Ledberga,
we'll most likely enjoy it there
We were there last week
and looked at our new flat
It is quite modern,you know,
with large and sunny rooms
No,thank you
Have you been there during the winter?
No,I haven't
But it is
It is such healthy air there,
high up and beautiful
Yes,that's nothing new for Erik
You know,he became ill during his military
service,and been frail for a few years
Has you fiancé tuberculosis?
But please,he's big and strong
A real athlete
But he suffers from insomnia
Yes,the doctor said there was
something wrong with the nervous system
But he's much better now
It's distressing with nervous diseases
It usually recurs
Yes,I've sometimes been
a bit anxious about it
You know,Erik suffers from melancholy
He's so kind so he suffers
from all evil in the world
That's horrible for Eivor,if he
should go completely mad
No,please,there's no risk of mental illness
The doctor said that
BTW he's just fine now
That seems OK
As long as he can do his work
Will you accompany me to have a swim?
No,I've already had my dip
But,if you go down now,I'll go with
you and have a look at Erik
I find it worrying that
he's been away for so long time
How can you allow him to swim alone?
Well,I can't swim
And I don't want to show
him that I'm worried
But if you go down now,I can accompany
you and have a look at him
Do you know that girl for a long time?
Yes,we were schoolmates
And then we've met a few times
She's a very nice and well-behaved girl
Indeed
I thought she had a
strange look in her eyes
She really didn't look friendly
I also think so
BTW we don't need even to talk about her
She was just here for a swim,
and would then leave at once
What are you looking for?
Oh,it was nothing
I thought that I'd put
it in my bathrobe pocket
The bathrobe pockets are so deep,
so it's difficult to feel what's in them
Where did I put it?
Was it your gold bracelet?
Just that
Please wait,think carefully,
when did you last see it?
It was just before I had a dip
I had it with me down to the
shore,I remember that clearly
But I forgot to put it in the bag
And then when I entered the water,
I put it in the bathrobe pocket
When I came up again,
I felt again if it was there
It wasn't there
I can't understand why
I didn't put it on at once
It must be here
Where was the bathrobe?
Here,it was here,it's been
here all the time
The bracelet could not have run away!
I will shake it once more
-Whose clothes are those?
-They are Jenny's
You both left at the same time?
Yes
Did yo go first?
Yes
Yes but Erik,you can't start suspecting
I know Jenny,we were school mates
Quiet,she comes here
Oh,such a nice swim
It's a pity to be in a hurry,
I'd like to stay here the whole day
You know Jenny,something
very dreadful has happened
I've lost my gold bracelet
It was a thick mangled
gold bracelet I got from Erik
I am so sorry
But have you really lost it?
Are you sure you brought it with you?
Perhaps you realize,Eivor,
that you really didn't have it with you
But I've told you it was here
If it's not here then
it must be in the sand
But both of us don't
believe you had it with you
Wouldn't be better if you searched at home?
Jenny,please,could you shake
your clothes before dressing?
More than welcome!
I've nothing else than this
Please have a look
I can shake my bathrobes pockets also
in case you think your bracelet is there
Are you satisfied now?
I'm sorry I didn't mean that
I only meant that you had
a look beneath your clothes
You,I'll go and fetch a rake
There was one down at the shore
Yes a rake,at least that would be something
It's stupid to rake with the
hands in the sand like Eivor
BTW you've forgot it at home
No,it must be here
It would be so sad if I
lost it,I got it from Erik
Is he also thinking it's sad?
I mean your fiancé
The school teacher looked angry
I'm sure you'll see that he'll
be sleepless because of this
Well,that's the worst thing about it
Aha
I suppose I have to move
so you can rake this place
It seems that you only
find cigarette butts
Believe me
Go home and instead start raking in
Eivor's drawers as was your first thought
I'm raking the whole path down to the shore
Please,Miss,maybe you could move a bit?
This place or that?
But aren't you crazy?
Do you think you're in an asylum?
I have to do it systematically
Please at least stop scratching my legs
Here
Here you have it again,Eivor
Oh,how wonderful
Well,tell me why you were
standing on the bracelet?
Would I?
Would I stand on the bracelet?
Yes,now you are a bit too rude
Well,you did that
I noticed all the time there
was something funny with you
Something funny with me?
But please,hold me
I heard from Eivor that the
doctor said you were a bit crazy
But at least,try to behave
like a human being
I can't be blamed that Eivor is
the most careless in the world
I know her perfectly
well since her childhood
Miss,your opinions about my
fiancée don't interest me
OK,but now you've at least heard it
And do you want to know more about her?
Then you can ask her what she
did with Oscar in the lilac arbour
Oh,that's a lie,nothing happened
between Oscar and me
Not indeed?
Then your fiancé can
speak with Oscar directly
If he wants to hear the truth
BTW I think you deserve
to have found a madman
Good bye
Third scene from the human life
Late autumn.A rainy evening.
The home of Erik and Eivor in Ledberga
Erik's Aunt is having a chat with Eivor
Aunt,are you freezing?
Shall we light the fire?
No,not at all dear child
If you don't have any firewood
then you shouldn't go out
and fetch it in this weather
Oh,no,if we want a fire
than we can wait until the boys
come back and can bring it in
You know,Eivor?
I'm wondering if you
are not too kind to Erik
Just as Erik's mother was once upon a time
But Erik himself is such a kind person
Yes,of course he is
He really is
Oh no,you can't believe
that I think differently
I have always appreciated the kind Erik
Yes,certainly you know that there were
special ties between Erik and his Aunt
When he was a child,Erik and
his Aunt had so many discussions
But he was very nervous
Does Aunt find him worse
since getting married?
Dear child,not at all,he seems
to be as happy as he can be
And you're such a sweet little girl
No,but I want in all kindness
just to warn you no to spoil Erik
My sister Selma spoiled
him way too much
Yes,I think I have to say this
if I was to be sincere
I'm absolutely sure that he would
never had the nervous breakdown
like he had,if she had
brought him up differently
Erik was so mawkish as a child
But you shouldn't take notice of that
But Erik says that he is alive
today because of his mother
You shouldn't bother at all about that
Those who say that they'll commit suicide,
they are the ones who never really do it
Erik's melancholy,it's pure nonsense
I've understood that all the time
Well,you'll also understand it,dear Eivor
I understand so little,Aunt knows that
I never had the opportunity
to read and study
I just hadn't time to
think it through either
Pessimism is a sin
Say that to Erik,he needs to hear that
Yes,you might influence him
Because nowadays he listen
more to you than to his Aunt
When he was ill,I gave him a
book which was called "Happiness"
I don't know if he ever read it
as he never thanked me
And I've not seen it
on your book shelves
No,but there exist so many good and
noble,self-sacrificing persons
Erik should look up to those and
not dig himself into his melancholy
It's just so morbid everything
But Aunt,do you think I can influence
Erik so he became more cheerful?
Just tell him
But what am I supposed to say?
Tell him that you don't want
to hear his stupidities
Really speak out
I'll tell Aunt,it's not that easy
Dear child,you could still be good friends
Aha,as many as I love, I rebuke and
chasten as it says in the Scriptures
And had sister Selma only given
him a birching in due time
Then he never would had been mentally ill
Yes,that's as true as I'm sitting here
No,such melancholy should
never be exploited
And you shall never let you
be tyrannized by Erik's nerves
Yes,yes,Erik is kind
There's no question about that
And the whole human life is
so rich and bright and beautiful
And I think you shall
tell him that straight
Yes,my dear Eivor,I'm saying
this to you in all kindness
Because I think you're such
a clever and sweet little girl
Yes,I quite understand
Aunt's good intention
But I have to tell Aunt that it's
not that easy to follow Aunt's advice
-Because sometimes Erik is right
-Right?
Erik is right? What do you mean by that?
Sometimes he's really right about things
Can you imagine what a strange
thing happened this summer
when we went to the beach in the town
When Erik was in the water
one of my school mates approached
me,sat down and started talking
And I've always thought she
was such nice and sweet girl
But Erik said instantly that she
looked strange in her eyes
And can Aunt imagine
that she tried to steal
that gold bracelet I've got from Erik
Ah,just talk
It was really like that
I thought she was so awful
and she said horrible mean things
I suppose that it was
grist to the mill for Erik
Of course he became sad
But you must become that
Aunt cannot understand
how awful everything was
I even shivered right in the sunshine
Perhaps you also became sleepless
No I wasn't
I became worried for Erik
Dear Eivor
You must take care that
you are not infected by Erik
You must be rectifying him and tell him
to look on the bright side
And when that's not possible,just close
your eyes and turn the deaf ear to him
Just do that and don't
care about Erik's nonsense
To convince Erik is not that
easy,Aunt knows that
Good grief! I don't want
to dispute with him
Oh,no,I suppose I'm
too old and tired for it
But good advice should not be sneered at
How dreadfully long before
the boys are returning
Yes,and they also found
themselves in awful weather
Can you imagine that Erik always says
that it's so nice to talk to Knut
He also says that Knut is so gifted
Yes,he really is and Erik may
discuss with him as much as he wants
Knut thinks it's a pleasure
to hear him,I know that
Yes,Knut,a thoroughly healthy person
with no predisposition for melancholy
For him I've no worries at all
Ah,Good day again,my dear boys
Did you get wet?
No,it was nothing serious,
we were dressed for the occasion
Now Knut has to thank
his cousin for the walk
Yes,that was really nice of you,Erik
to show so many beautiful views and roads
Thank you,Erik
Which direction did you go?
We went a while in the Bidö forests
Oh,there's not anything as
beautiful and wonderful like the forest
Such a wonderful peace,such a
wonderful serenity in the big grave forest
Yes,that if anything,I think
speaks to the Grace of God
Don't you think we should light the fire?
Erik?
Yes,if you want to
Aunt is perhaps freezing
No thanks,not on my behalf
And in that case it won't be necessary
When one who is old like me isn't freezing
then you are probably not freezing either
who are young and healthy
Alas,the happy youth
I am so happy for you
And BTW I've no reason for complaint
Oh,no
Aunt has only joys here in life
Yes,and the last and
not the least of my joys
is that I have a niece who is so
kind and tender to his old Aunt
So nice that he has got
such a sweet and young wife
My dear Eivor
If it's nice weather tomorrow
Aunt and myself will also have a walk
We can go to Litet Må,it's a
comfortable road there and no hills
Don't you think that would suit Aunt,Erik?
Certainly
Has Knut been there?
What the heck,there,we've been there,
that would suit Mummy perfectly
Not too many hills and knolls and just
right to move the small body
Ah,Mum is sitting still too
much and getting too fat
Knut is always joking with his dear mother
Yes,Knut,I must tell you in
case there's a misunderstanding
Think,Knut is so delighted that
his mother will go out in the forest
Yes
Oh,how beautiful it is here in Ledberga
Yes
This is such a place you long back to
Think,I already feel it right now
Alas,when such beauty and
benevolence is exposed
How good must not the true source be?
The forest's sound like the organ and is
for me like the most almighty sermon
Yes,everything for me
speaks of the gratitude
for the big as well as the
small things in the world
Yes,how happy I am to have come here
and have a look at your dear
home and the woods around
Everything is peace
No,it's not peaceful
Dear Erik
That was a strange statement
Aunt speaks as if the sound of the
forest is like the sound of the organ
Yes,one might suggest that
if it's not that peaceful in the
churches,but compare that to the forest
Erik,it's wonderful in the forest
Yes,yes,sure it's wonderful in the forest
But if you think of everything which
the forest says with its mighty idiom
like a harrowing sermon and
then ask yourself about the source
maybe one has to say like this
that the source is not
only wonderful,it's miraculous
Below the sound of the organ
you hear a permanent crunch
Perhaps you don't understand
what type of crunch I mean
It crunches between the teeth of
the animals when they eat each other
There are big jaws and small jaws
And so tiny small jaws that you
need a magnifier to see them
And all those small beaks
Which peck and hack
without the slightest pause
Every one eat each other,they are
born to be found in each others bellies
Under the romantic forest lake serene
surface it's the same thing,yum,yum,yum
The natural selection is just nonsense
The nature has only concentrated
itself that the eating shall continue
The eating shall continue,
the eating shall continue
How would not then the actual
source be,the eternal clear
I don't think that Erik,who is a teacher,
should blaspheme God
I'm not blaspheming God,
I'm just telling you how it is
A pure objective information
The life on earth is totally focused
on the eating of other creatures
It is like that,neither Aunt nor myself
can do anything about it
These are horrible fantasies
That is just what I think
Think about what a horrible fantasy
is required to invent all this ugliness
If God really once stood
there with the nothingness
Think
Think,to stand there with
peaceful nothingness
the eternal peace and do all this
Yes,that's incredible
What can you say about such a source?
It is crawling and creeping and
flying and swimming
and during the whole time big
rapacious jaws are crunching
Such an excess of horrid fantasy
The human being has at
least an eternal soul
and Erik should think of the
words of the psalmist
"Grafven allt förliker,himlen allt förklarar"JO Wallin
(The grave reconciles everything,the heaven explains everything)
Really
Yes,that won't be true
Don't you think we anyhow should light
the fire,what about you,Erik?
By all means
You dear sensitive girl
Yes in Eivor,you've
really got the ideal wife
So kind and caring,and it's a pleasure for
your Aunt to see you in such tender arms
Stop crunching me,I don't want
to be crunched between Aunt's teeth
Think
Think,I have heard that the Law
of the Earth is to be eaten or eat
But that's a misunderstanding
The Law says eat and be eaten
Yes,you eat until you're eaten
From one human being you
can draw out the other
Just like you can draw one fish out
from the other's belly in long series
No,BTW
That was not really true
The human being is not
devouring her neighbour whole
She is more like
Like a rabies infected dog
She's got the poison in the
blood and must bite the others
She is of course without any guilt
It is so,this is what she is doing
Rabid dogs
running around and bite each other
And already as a puppy is she biting
I must know that
I know the children
Are you saying that your
old Aunt is a rabid dog?
No,now I want to retire and go to bed
Aunt,forgive me
I didn't mean anything mean
I am a rabid dog,we all are
rabid dogs,but mostly myself
I'm sorry if I have hurt you,Aunt,
I didn't mean anything evil
I was just saying how it is
I think Knut,you can
confirm that it isn't true
I didn't mean anything,you know
that,you know that,don't you?
By George,yes,you see,Mummy
did not understand what you said
Dear Mummy,you see,this is
this is philosophy,it's the truth,
so you don't need to care about it
You are both too educated for
your old Mother and Aunt
And now I think Knut and I should
thank for today and say Good night
Aunt is still angry with me,I hear that
Why should I say such things,
how could I be so stupid
Aunt doesn't care at
all that you were stupid
Yes,it was very stupid of me
I know more than enough that Aunt
can't understand what I mean
Oh,I might not be that
simple-minded as you think
At least your head for
study was from my father
And I can tell you that old Aunt
was also very good at school
And if I had,like you,
the possibilities to study
I might have reached much
further than you,you see
I received both praise and
prices in school,you know
So you don't need to be so
condescending towards your Aunt
But listen,dear Mummy,Erik didn't mean that
Of course not,I fully believe, I know for
sure that Aunt was intelligent but
But Aunt has never understood how
things really are here in the world
Aunt has a stereotype of
the world and the nature
Though
It was wrong of me to take the
stereotype away from Aunt
It is unfair of me to take away from
any human being her illusions
It is as though I thought the
truth had a certain value
I am like a man who has
the knowledge about a murder
I can't be silent,I
I have to speak,I have
to confess what I know
There
There is the Murderer
Everybody look up at him
Everyone believes he is an honourable man
But I know the truth
He is the greatest murder
of passion in all times
Almighty,eternal and blessed
He is listening with
pleasure to the crunching
Dear Erik
Yes,know I understand your
insomnia and that you are frail
You can't be anything
else with such views
Don't say anything more,dear Mummy,
otherwise mother's price might be withdrawn
Knut,he always wants to
deflect everything with a joke
And that's very kind of you
But we must try to help the poor Erik
Yes,the best is probably to joke about it
Knut's happy disposition is a great asset
A happy disposition is a gift from God
It is something to be grateful of
Think about that,Knut
That's right,that's right
Laugh at everything
Laugh at the crunching,chew and chew
and laugh when it's crunching
That's the way to do by God's image
No,now I think Mum wants to go to bed
Yes,Knut,Good night,dear Eivor
Aunt wants to thank you
and give you a real hug
Well,Aunt wants to hug her
Erik also,well,sleep well
Thank you both
Thanks,thanks that you wanted to see Aunt
and Knut in your beautiful home
So long
Fourth scene from the human life
The room of subalterns in a rural garrison
Knut Mosterson,conscripted sergeant,and Sven,
conscripted corporal,are sitting reading
Enter
Sorry to interrupt
But I've received a too
small cap and I wonder
What are you standing
there and saying something
-I've received a too small cap
-Have you done your military service?
Yes
Yes,Sgt is it,are you dumb?
No,Sgt
-Have you done your military service?
-Yes,Sgt
-Have you been called up before?
-Yes,Sgt
-Well,how long time?
-About 10 months
-About 10 months,Sgt,isn't it?
-About 10 months,Sgt
You should know exactly how
long military service you've done
Tomorrow I'm going to ask you
how long military service you've done
and you should answer with certainty
-so and so many days,Sgt,is it clear?
-Yes,Sgt
But excuse me,the cap
Take off your cap
You must understand that it's not suitable
to have the cap on when
your officers haven't
Did you say something?
No,Sgt
You,who have done your military service
and have done a certain time should
know how to request something
Now leave and come back
and show how this is done
what are you waiting for? Carry out
No,stop,come back
What was that for type of turn around?
What? You've seem to
have forgot everything!
Tomorrow I'm going to force you to
do turn around while on march
Attention,turn around
That was really bad,very bad
Look at your feet and you'll see
that the heels should be together
And we're not waving with the
arms during turnaround,attention!
Turn around
Leave now
But in the right manner
Execute first a proper turn around
Then you go brisk and fast to the door,
where you do a new turn around
And strengthen up for salutation,and
then out,what are you waiting for?
Is that really psychological?
But what in the hell are you doing!
You're not entering a room
without knocking the door first,you're
certainly not doing that in civilian life?
No,Sgt,I've already done that
No,you did it recently,now you
have an order to do it once more
Carry out the order,leave,start again
Enter
Sgt
Two steps distance should it be
Two steps back,march
OK
Now tell me what you want to say
And make a real application
with a high and distinct voice
Sgt,number so and so want to
apply and so further,is it understood?
Carry on
Sgt,971 Cronswärd,apply to report
that I've received a too small cap
Aren't there any bigger at the stock?
No,Sgt
Have you tried to exchange
with one of your comrades?
Yes,Sgt
Take on your cap and I'll have a look
It is not very becoming but
But 971,for the time being,keep it
I can't do anything about
it at the present time
Take off your cap
Was it something more?
No,Sgt
Thanks,Sgt
Was that real psychological?
Are you supposed to do that
Damn you should do it
There was a few of the squaddies,who looked
like they pretended to be something
God damn how I'm going to crush them
That fellow 971 Cronswärd
I noticed already when he came,that
he looked a bit sophisticated that bastard
BTW I shall get information
which type of fellow he is
Yes,hello,this is the Sgt
I want you to look up in
the General Muster Roll
what type of civilian work
971 Cronswärd has
Yes,yes,yes,971 Cronswärd,yes
What?
So he's 36 years old,well,
that could be right
What?
Indeed,aha
Yes,thanks
That's OK,that's all,finished
He's Bachelor of Law and
banking clerk in Stockholm
and that fellow I'll really dress down
Would it not be more appropriate to wait
until he has committed an offence?
Or are you specially prejudiced
against bank employed?
Hell no,I don't give a damn what they are
But he looked tormented
already when he arrived
and therefore I shall torment him
You mean your work is more
satisfying in that case
Exactly that
You know,I'm not seeking popularity,
I find it an honour to be mean
I don't mind if they are saying that I'm
the worst tormentor of squaddies ever
I don't care at all
Do you like tormenting others?
Of course
What?
Did it surprise you?
I suppose you're joking
No,not at all,I'm not joking at all
You also think it's a pleasure to
torment others,don't you?
Yes,perhaps you've not
started with it yet
but start with it,start with
it and you'll see
Don't you call that sadism
Yes,but that's improper
Well,sadism,you know,real sadism
would be associated with sexual pleasure
And I don't have that happy
disposition,probably not you either
But,damn,you'd also
think that it's a pleasure
to have people under your shoes,don't you?
It's a pure spiritual pleasure,
a completely natural instinct
You just laugh but I thought for
a moment you were serious
I am serious
A laughing seriousness
Everything on this
earth is a joke,isn't it?
The military is the the organized
super joke,don't you think so?
Yes,that has obviously sometimes
crossed my mind
But then use your possibilities
You want to assert yourself vis-à-vis
your fellow human beings,don't you?
So what? Surely,you've ambition
Because you want to
assert yourself,don't you?
Of course I want that
But that doesn't need to be,
that I have to torment others
But it's inevitable,you see,it's inevitable
You want up,that means you
want to tramp down others
And I'm sure they feel
somewhat tormented
when they go down,so I'm sure
you still want to torment,don't you?
And you see that pleasure
you can get as officer in command in
the army and feel it strongly and refined
Just stamp on your subordinates
Well,here it's like that everyone
is barking at each other,all days long
Everyone has somebody whom to bully
In that case the most strong pleasure
would be found in the commander-in-chief
and the newspapers always attack him
so he won't get much
for that refined pleasure
For Jesus sake,you are not
asking to be God,are you?
Just take every chance
you get and thank for it
Yes,neither you nor I
I don't know of course
about your possibilities
But at least for me I will never have
so many poor wretches under me as now
Never in my future life would I be
allowed to wander around as I do now
and bite without anybody
daring to bite back
Here is the place where
snappishness is rewarded in the duty
That situation must be exploited
You are damned crazy
You should be psychoanalysed
I am zealous in the exercise of my duty
I keep my troop disciplined
I'm not at all crazy and don't need analyse
on the contrary I am damned intelligent
Yes,I am not that uneducated
as you believe,I have
I have discussed life's big
questions with clever people,you see
I am not that bad in philosophy
Indeed
Life is just
Yes,anyone with normal intelligence will
soon notice that life is pure hell,right?
Eat and be eaten,that's the law
Everything is about a common chewing
We shall all devour each other,
that's the law for all life on earth
And the nature is predestined that
the meal shall continue for million years
Yes,that's it,you know
It is like that and you nor
me can't do anything about it
And in the choice between weeping
over the arrangement or accepting it
I'll chose to accept
And torment merrily a
bank clerk from Stockholm
No,I am not restrained by any occupation
Just wait
I'll torment you as well
If I want I can make your duty damned
difficult,I'm sure you realize that
Completely
Now you was scared,wasn't you?
Oh,no
But at least unpleasantly concerned
Yes,we could say that
I'm accepting everything
my appetite to assert myself
is not as big as you think
That's what you say
But deep in her heart,the man
has a need to bite his fellow men
You see,war is the outlet for
man's deep aspiration for it,you see
To,to torment his fellow men
Therefore war have always
existed and will always exist
Yes,that's for sure
There are some occasional
peace periods
At that time people will go
around and contain themselves but
But in the end they will burst
saying,damn we have to free
ourselves and become human
But people like wars
how the devil can't it
be otherwise possible
Listen,think about it
Imagine if you were in any big town
Let us say Stockholm,Göteborg or
Malmö,all towns are the same
as you are not recognized,
you know,nobody asks for you
But if you enter there in a conquering army
It's just that which
man is dreaming of
To put his foot on the neck of
the conquered,that tastes like yum,yum
You see,torment,kill,shoot,bully
to issue prohibitions and still
be celebrated for heroism
and fulfilment of duty
That is
To be the Devil
And be hailed as God
You can't more pleased for
having your image of God expressed
You're born too late
I'm afraid we'll never experience
that the Swedish army will
march into a conquered city
Of course I know that but
you have to do your best
And in many aspects it's more
secure to work on a smaller scale
BTW your possibilities to
torment are legally restricted
Not withstanding that the squaddies
can take contra measures
What could that be?
What?
The major is like myself
If he rapports about me
He's never allowed to strike that devil
But I'll tell you he
would still screw you up
I know what to do,believe me
Yes
Yes,then you can be left with your
indulgences completely uninhibited
I think you're ironic,you devil
You think that I'm a bit petty,don't you?
But you see I'm a philosopher
I can see the great in the small things
The pleasure is the same
whether you lie in a big bed
or in a small bed,isn't it?
It's the real feeling that's
the important thing,you see
Not everybody understands
that and are fixated on the bed
They think the real big personalities
are found in the damned big beds
It's very interesting views
you have expressed
You
Yes?
We shall not forget to
draw up a "fotrulla"
(i.e. register of inspection
of feet of recruits)
It's a very important detail
Yes,I understand,but so far I
haven't found much sense in it
But it should be done quite soon
Yes,my chap,I shall really
make our "Fotrulla" relevant
I'll tell the damned bank director that
he is suffering from foot perspiration
-Does he?
-Of course he does
Anyway I'll tell him
Yes,that will usually embarrass people
You can have quite fun with a "fotrulla"
and it won't be done
in haste as you think
-You'll do as you like
-Yes
I'm doing that
You are too comic,sitting there
and pretending to be benevolent and noble
It must be funny with people who try
to deny the true nature of the humans
I really think the true
nature of the humans
is much more complicated
than you can imagine
You
Yes?
We are going to have
an alarm exercise tonight
Indeed
Yes
You'll raise the alarm at 0130 am
And then at the designed location receive
the squaddies in full field equipment
When you have noticed the time,
number and name of the last to arrive
You'll let them return to the barracks
Understood?
And about the last one to arrive
you'll write a report
I can write it tonight
and only fill in the name
I wont be guilty for anything dishonourable
I'll tell you that once and for all
Do you disobey an order
from a superior on duty?
Not at all
Yes,as I know that I'll will be
up in the middle of the night
I'll go into my room and rest on my bed
Stop
Go down to the barracks and check
that those devils are not smoking there
If you find any one,write a report on him
You
Yes
I forbid you in anyway to give any notice
to the squaddies about the alarm exercise
Do you understand?
Yes,indeed
I understand completely
Yes,it's the Sgt,yes,do you know which ones
will be commanded to the kitchen tomorrow?
Yes,you should be able
to answer that offhand
One of them shall be changed
and replaced with 971 Cronswärd
Is that understood?
That's fine
End
Fifth scene from the human life
In the summer villa of the Merchant
The son Rolf and Sven,the tutor,
are sitting with the textbook
Are you ready now?
Yes
Now tell me what you know about Louis XIV
At least you can say something?
Who was his father?
Louis XIII
Yes,that's quite right
But who was his mother,
do you remember that?
She was the queen of Austria
You don't mean queen of Austria,do you?
She was a princess from Austria
and therefore she was called
in France,Anna of Austria
In which country was she queen?
Just say it,it's self evident
Austria?
-Austria and Hungary?
-No,no,no
Stop a moment
I must have asked in a stupid way,so
you think it's more complicated than it is
Louis XIV was
As you correctly said,son of Louis XIII
Louis XIII was married to
a princess of Austria
who thus was called
Anna of Austria
The wife of the king of France
was,of course,queen of
Now you'll say it?
Well,it's not a trick question
The wife of a king of France
Mother to a king of France
was of course herself queen of
-France
-Yes,exactly that
Anna of Austria was Louis XIII's queen
queen of France and mother of Louis XIV
What kind of person was Louis XIV?
He was king of France
Yes,of course he was but I want to
know something about his personality
Was Louis XIV an insignificant regent?
Yes
No,you couldn't say that
In the book is written that he was called
-Sun King
-Right
Louis XIV was at the French
court called Sun King
Then,why was he called Sun King?
It was a nickname
No,nickname is quite not the right word
With the name Sun King they would
like to flatter the king,didn't they?
Yes
What were the qualities in Louis XIV
which they wanted to emphasise with
their flattery by calling him Sun King?
Sun King,what were the qualities in him?
What?
Was it something in his position which
motivated such a name,what do you think?
Oh,don't let me bother you
What are you doing?
We are studying history,at the moment
I question Rolf about Louis XIV
Yes,please continue,
I think I'll listen for a while
Yes,Louis XIV was
thus Sun King at the French court
That he was a significant regent
We have agreed upon that
But what were the qualities they
thought he had common with the sun?
Yes,but that's quite natural
Yes,but look out of the window
Look at the sun,gaze at the sun
What is the sun doing now?
The sun is setting
What?
Do you mean that Louis XIV was called
Sun King because he was going down?
There must be some sense in
what you are saying,doesn't it?
Yes
Maybe he was called Sun King
because he got up in the morning?
No,he didn't do that
He didn't get up in the mornings?
Of course he did,he did it
in the presence of the court
Can I get the book
Where is it ? Thanks
Whom was Louis XIV son of?
Louis XIII
Yes,correct guessing
Whom was his mother?
Queen Anna
Yes,that's correct
Anna of Austria,what were you discussing?
The personality of Louis XIV
Now tell me what you know
about the personality of Louis XIV?
Yes
He got up in the morning
in the presence of the court
Yes,I've heard that, what
was that procedure called?
What was it that gave such
honour for courtiers to be part of?
The king's
La..King's
King's lever(=liver in Swedish)
The king's levee,it is in a footnote
here how to pronounce it
Löve, levee, that you've always read
now we had an opportunity
to judge your French
I've seen your German style,du isst der
kind,horrible everything
The 16th of Aug today,yes,I can't
see how you'll be able to finish this
really I don't know how we'll do it
Let us see where we were
King's,king's levee and the
tutor whispered that to me
Yes,tell me now what do
you know about his personality?
That he gets up in the
morning is a bit meagre
Was he a great regent?
-Yes
-Indeed? In what way?
He conducted several wars
Yes,but more? I shouldn't need to pull
out every word from you
Were the wars successful?
No
Jesus,not one examiner in the
world would accept such answers
as you've given,you can
never answer yes or no
when you have the question about
Louis XIV's personality,have you read this?
-Yes
-Has the tutor supervised the reading?
Yes,but perhaps it's best if
Rolf read it a few times more
Indeed,how many times
have Rolf read this chapter?
It's four times,isn't it,Rolf? That's today
Indeed,ha,ha
Of course he's not reading,
he just sitting staring
And turn the pages
You have to read with more attention
You have to think of what you're reading
Don't you understand that,eh?
Can't you grasp that? You have to force
yourself,you have to assert yourself
-Can't you get that?
-Yes
Now let us see where we were
Mazarin,Mazarin,Mazarin,
Mazareng,who was that figure?
He was a cardinal
Indeed,something more
He was minister under Louis XIV
Are you sure about that?
Yes,it was the cardinal
who was actually governing
Indeed,why?
The king didn't care to govern
Yes but this can't be correct
I think Rolf now mixes up
Louis XIV cardinal Mazarin
with Louis XIII and cardinal Richelieu
There's no meaning continuing with this
Tell me,tutor,do you think it is completely
excluded that Rolf can resit his exam?
Well,I don't think there
are any great chances
No,what advice can you give?
As Rolf doesn't want to study
then I think it would be
best for him to be excused
Be excused? Be excused?
Where will he end up with then?
In all professions there is
almost some kind of examination
Yes,of course,he would
have to chose a profession
where there's no need for examination
Academic eduction is
not required everywhere
No,no but what do you suggest?
Well,I'm sorry,I can't think of
an advice straight away
But nowadays there are
possibilities to test the abilities
If Rolf was submitted
to a psychological test
Or a complete aptitude investigation
Then I think we very likely
would find what suits him
-Indeed,you believe that
-Absolutely
How does it work?
Well,I'm not competent
to perform such a test
but you submit the person to
be tested with certain questions
and investigate in different ways
memory and combination ability
Test the manual skill
The way of reacting,
the speed of the reactions etc..
That aptitude investigation
seems to have common feature
with a psychiatric evaluation
Yes,only because in both cases
psychological tests are involved
Ha,ha, you're really naive
I can't understand why I should be
It is obvious that this science
which is quite new
is not infallible but there's much evidence
that it will change the life in the future
Yes,perhaps you believe that it
will speed up the social mobility
It's possible it'll do that
but the main thing is that it
will create more happy people
Ah,so happy? Well,well
If all people found their
right place in life
then we would have much more
really living people than we have now
That's undisputable
Mr Tutor,I'll tell you
one thing in confidence
The science is up for sale
and one thing more
It's usually not very expensive
I don't understand at all
what the Merchant means
A scientific investigation which
has been influenced by bribes
is of course completely useless
so if that is what the Merchant is meaning
then I completely agree with the Merchant
But I assume that the Merchant
has not had time for psychological studies
Damn yes,says the Merchant.The tutor should
not underestimate us merchants
But we don't show off with strange words
but for domestic consumption we probably
are a bit of psychologist in all of us
While the psychologists are talking
we are serving our customers
and while the economists
are writing,we earn our money
There is a slight difference
between theory and practice
It's probably good
that some also work
so the theorists have something to live off
I think I've heard about
certain scholarly professors
Who during their studies
earned their living by giving
private lessons to rich lazybones
Do Mr Merchant really think
this is the ideal situation?
Wouldn't be better with a differentiation
which would result that all talents
in the country would be looked after
And those who didn't want
to study could be excused
The parents of unintelligent children
should think more about the
happiness of their children
But,my dear friend
You've no idea about life
You've obviously read too much
I'll tell you that in every social board
who will decide about kids ability
is the mean Andersson,the envious
Petterson and raving mad Lundström
But,of course,you don't believe that
But suppose your system
could be carried out
don't you understand what an
infernal devilry you would create
With it,there would be no end of the misery
Now every human being knows
that it's unfair here on the earth
And,it's very often a comforting
thought,I'll tell Mr Tutor
The merchant belongs to the establishment
Yes,it's nice when you can
think everything is fine as it is
No,probably it isn't,but you should
take care not to make it even worse
If you were allowed free,you'd make
life to a torment for many poor creatures
I?
I really want to be spared
preposterous accusations
I'm not a conservative reactionary
I want a life with more
efficient and happier people
Yes,yes,yes
"Good luck to you"
Perhaps we should return to
the personality of Louis XIV
If there's any idea to
torment that slouch,Rolf
Sincerely speaking,I think it's meaningless
And if Mr Merchant refrained
from the idea to use bribery
then I think Mr Merchant
would get the same advice
from all scientifically
trained investigators
But I don't think I'll use their advice
Yes,Rolf,it would be fine to get
your way forward without knowledge
about Louis XIV's personality
and languages,I suppose he
must learn in respective countries
Well,I suppose there's nothing left for me
than to thank Mr Tutor
for the time being here
There's 18 days left
and the study time has been terminated
on behalf of Mr Tutor's own request
We can say 14 days,which
is easier to calculate
the deduction of your fees,do you want
to leave tonight or tomorrow morning?
I'd rather leave as soon as possible
Well,then I'll tell them to
serve your dinner a bit earlier
I have had the not very
rewarding task
to be Rolf's teacher
With the teaching profession
follows a certain responsibility
I must therefore insist
And ask the Merchant to
follow the advice I've given him
Get to the heart of the matter and
don't stay with some half-measures
That will save The Merchant many
disappointments in the future
Yes,yes,thank you so much,
thanks,thanks for your kind interest
although I won't follow your good advice
At least I'll think about them
But time is short,I'll not stop
Mr Tutor from packing
I really hope I'll not miss my train
Lazybones
Pack your textbooks now
Are you satisfied now,are you?
Idiot
This is what you wanted
How shall it be now?
End,isn't it?
You,you can get a new tutor
We can move to a new school,
you can attend a boarding-school
you can start in the firm,in
the warehouse from the beginning
You,just cry out,you
Are you angry with the tutor,are you?
Was he mean to you,was he?
But he had also a reason,as lazy
as you are,from what I hear
Yes,you should be angry
Idiot and fool,you only should
be called by your parents
Occasionally perhaps by your wife
Otherwise you'd be really angry,
he,he,what do you want now?
Dad,I don't want to have my head examined
I don't want to be tested
I don't want my head examined
In two hours time your tutor will be on
the train,and you won't see him any more
You,BTW,I think it was
good that he disappeared
I thought he was a real
bore,do you hear that?
Well,that he was a blowfly
I didn't know that until today
But now we've conjured him away
and with that this story is finished
Sixth scene from the human life
In Garberg's store
Sixten Garberg weighs and
wraps a pack for a small girl
-Good evening
-Good evening
-Good day,Mr Rolf
-Good day
Such a nice weather now
Oh,yes
We have brought in our
last truckload of wheat today
We haven't had a single drop of rain on it
Yes,now we have nice weather
Both for us and the summer guest
Now it's the time to swim
and have it nice,isn't it?
Oh,yes
But the gentlefolk will perhaps
stay here now until the end of the month?
I don't know,we haven't
decided yet about it
No,I understood that
Yes,it can also be dull
to go back to the town
I mean,here it's now so
beautiful,sunny and fine
And the gentlefolk also have it nice here?
Nice villa,large garden and bathing
and a sailing boat and everything
That's mighty fine,isn't it?
Now it's finished,now let's see
One,two,three,four
five,six
Yes,that's right
I've heard that the Merchant
has leased new hunting ground
Yes,Dad and the Count would get three
thousands acres together by that way
They want it for the
elk-hunt this autumn
Yes
Yes,the Merchant can really
calculate things,can't he?
Well,then it'll be a big
hunting party this year
Then it'll be even bigger than last year
Yes,that's possible,it can be fun but
many of the old men shoot badly
Last year it was close that a general
shot one of the beaters
I remember that
There was lot of talk about it
What do you want for such a scarf?
3 and 95,vivid colour and
nice,also good quality
I have one myself so I
can guarantee it stays crisp
May I,perhaps,sell one to Rolf?
No,God help me from such
a bumpkin tie,thanks anyway
But I thought that Mrs
Svensson was the next
Oh,I can wait,I'm not in a hurry
so please go ahead and buy the goods,
I'll wait here during the time
First I want a big pack
of Bill (cigarette)
Well,a big pack of Bill
Please
And then I want to ask
what's the meaning of this bill
Bill?
I really can't understand
Does Mr Rolf mean that the Merchant
has complained about this bill?
Yes he has,such tricks don't work with us
I can't understand this
Surely,it's correct?
Indeed,you're saying it,
you're saying it's correct
Then show it on this bill
With receipt,isn't it?
Excuse me for a moment
and I'll get my scribbling pad
Yes,naturally,it wasn't like
that we've sent two bills
Can you count to two?
One and two that's elementary
school,first class
Yes,excuse me,of course,it's not like that,
it's obvious that there are two bills
I am very sorry that I've made a mistake
we've sent the Merchant this latest bill
But it's not the same goods
Yes,what I'm saying is that
they are the same goods
but I mean those delivered,there's
two deliveries of the same goods
Yes,but that's what Dad is saying
It's two bills for the same goods
And we don't like that
Please,have look here,Mr Rolf understands.
Don't tell me that I shall understand
Don't tell me once more
that I shall understand
That's not suitable
It is as inappropriate as you
standing with your hand in your pocket
while talking with my father
I must apologize but
now I'll try to explain
That's only a dating error
We have had the pleasure of delivering
the same merchandise twice
and this last bill has been wrongly dated
That was very careless of me
but it's obvious we don't want to be
paid if the Merchant has mistrust in us
If Mr Rolf allows,let me
tear this last bill
Stop
I'm sure Dad would want it
As a memory
Mrs Svensson is a witness what you've said
that you don't want to
be paid for the last bill
I've got a big pack Bill
Don't write two on the bill
Good evening
That was really rash
Oh,how he's grown up and
become a big boy,hasn't he?
Oh,how he resembles the Merchant
Yes,maybe,I didn't have a close look at him
But he will finish off
being a real gangster
Yes,no wonder that they
are becoming rich,isn't it?
Even though he's rich,he could
at least behave like a human being
What did Mrs Svensson want?
Epilogue
The office of the Merchant
Present are nine of these figures which
have appeared in Scenes from the human life
Ladies and Gentlemen
I have asked you to come to my office
Because of the portrait
that Doctor Bo Stensson Svenningson
has made of us
According to information from
my solicitor, a judicial procedure
is hardly advisable
According to his view we shall try
to obtain an amicable solution
I've invited Dr Svenningson to
be present at this meeting
So we can have an opportunity
to seek and obtain
one for all parts acceptable settlement
Ask Dr Svenningson to enter
May I introduce Dr Svenningson
Yes,and now I'll like to give
the floor to Mr Sixten Garberg
Why has Dr Svenningson
presented me as a simpleton?
Shall everybody be
allowed to berate me?
It was not my fault that
Jenny started berating
I've never stolen
-But it would be..
-Mr Chairman
But I suppose I have the floor
Mr Garberg has the floor
And everyone hears this
And Dr Svenningson hears it
Should I have married such a person?
You think,of course,that she
would have suited me,wouldn't she?
Everyone spits at me
It was not just my fault as much as
hers that's nothing came off between us
Yes she also consented
I'm appealing to the present gentlemen
They know how a girl acts and
Mr,I mean Dr Svenningson
Who at least is a doctor
Do you think I should go there out in
the countryside and become insane of lust
Yes,I should of course have
married Jenny otherwise I'm a cad
But I must speak up
I really must tell her once
But I should only be
spit and spit at all the time
I only have to open my
mouth and I'm called a cad
I'd like to tell you that I've
been treated slanderously and unfairly
And I'm rather used to that
Aha,Miss Jenny,please
What's been said about Sixten is true
Every word
But it is too nice for
such a cowardly brute
He told me I was the
prettiest girl in the world
And he promised me many
times that he would marry me
Now he lies and says that I wanted it
He was after me by hook or by crook
He'd never leave me in peace
But now I'd never plead
and want to marry Sixten
Such a cowardly brute who everyone spits at
He deserves it
But it's the most wicked lie,when
the doctor says I stole Eivor's bracelet
Because I really never did that
I saw it lying in the sand
I've no reason to pick up things she mislay
She's always been careless
Yes,and then when she
started boasting about her fiancé
and such a nice flat they've got and
how swell she's got everything
Yes,she did that much more
than was written down by the doctor
I saw no reason to help her
I just wonder if the doctor are helping
those who are boasting boldly
and let the doctor feel
how bad the doctor is
Then it's vile to say that it's my fault
That Eivor's bloke is an
insomniac and a madman
Eivor had blabbed me full how he
was even before I've even seen him
And then when he came and
became rude to me
Then,certainly,I have to respond?
I don't want to be loaded with everything
BTW I'm not worse than anyone else
It's not fair that I should be disgraced
when everybody else are acquitted
The doctor should find out
how he is himself
And be shamed
Yes,I would agree with the last thing
That I'll fully endorse
What is it?
It's nothing special I'll just give
the floor to you,please,please
Yes,thank you
I've always said that you
should never visit young doctors
They don't understand one iota
They are only pompous
Dr Svenningson
You should be ashamed
of the way you presented my gratitude
for Erik and Eivor's generous
kindness to invite their old Aunt
Yes,I think you should have
some grace for my grey hair
And when I advised Eivor how to handle Erik
I did this out of profound love
But that love and understanding should
be met by taunt and mockery
you shouldn't expect anything else
-That's also in the Scriptures
-What?
Yes I said it's in the Scriptures
You've no feeling for the good,
noble and genuine
No,you just want to smear and drag down
But an old Aunt's dear heart doesn't stop
beating because you are foolish and mean
If you thought you could separate
Erik and his Aunt by this
Then you were wrong
Shame on you
Shame on you
I'll really endorse that
BTW you resemble Erik
But you are more mean
-Erik,he's really kind
-Thanks,thanks,thank you so much
Mr Erik
Kind? I'm not kind
But surely I'm more
kind than Dr Svenningson
He's biting,he has rushed around
and bitten us all by now
And he shall become a psychiatrist
He would like to cure people
But what kind of help have I got from him?
He's not helping us who are suffering
Instead he spits on us
Yes he does
It's not true that I want to
dominate and torment others
With my insomnia
I'm a suffering human being
But I demand respect for the suffering
And then I hear that my cousin
drew villainous conclusions
about the truths I informed him about
And I think people become even worse
When they realize that they are bad
It's me who stated that first
Perhaps the doctor can't afford
to buy himself the Church History
Has the doctor never heard
that he who seeks the truth
should be able to clap on the gate
of hell if the road brings him there
I wish I was dead
No Erik
-You are driving me to suicide
-Erik don't say that
Don't try to calm me and don't speak to me
Because then he there says that
I'm tyrannizing and tormenting
-others with my nerves
-as that wasn't the truth
You have tormented me a
lot,you really have
but of course,you were the oldest
and such,such a damned swot
but also that you were a philosopher and
a thinker and a egoist and everything else
Yes,yes
Now I know that you
didn't invent it yourself
But of course you pretended
then to be original
and then went around fermenting with
your damned truths,didn't you?
Thank you very much
It was useful to hear them
You yourself is stupid and mad
And those strange and circumvent
movements Sven
seems to have undertaken don't concern me
I can't find
that I have any part in those
I never let him see
The only right way,the way
which is called go on march
And besides I don't give a damn
what Mr Svenningson has written
It won't make the slightest impression
on those I'm dealing with
Finish
Mrs Eivor
Has Mrs Eivor nothing to adduce?
No,but thanks for the kindness
It has always been that I'm not
counted and I think it's best like that
Yes,I've never been able
to express myself with words
Never in writing as well
Thank you very much for the kindness,thanks
Thanks
Mr Sven
Dr Svenningson seems to share
the view with the merchant
that modern psychological research
may be used as a method to torment our
fellow humans more
That view might once have been relevant
But I reject with indignation
Dr Svenningson's insinuations
that I was concerned,influenced
or infected by Knut's madness
So completely impartial,entirely objective
Pure scientifically did I watch my
pupil and his father
I only said what,according to my
opinion,needed to be said
Allow me to ask
Where would it lead
If behind every scientifical statement
You started to search for
something personal
Then you wouldn't be able to trust anything
That you sometimes must say
awkward truths is inevitable
Both the merchant and Dr
Svenningson seem to suggest
that revealing uncomfortable truths
is something pleasurable
No,I can at least answer for
myself with a resolute no
And I'm not at all influenced
by the sardonic laugh of the Sgt
My laugh is not sardonic
You should regard it as an applause,
you are lying so damned well
Yes,I would like to
remind the attendants
that discussions between the
meeting participants
about private opinions in
question of details
is outside the remit of this meeting
Mr Chairman
Mr Garberg please
May I be allowed a small contribution?
Please
I hope that the spiteful presentation
which Mr Svenningson has
made of my mistaken bill
is not in any way is
misunderstood by Mr Merchant
I'm so sorry of my negligence
if it has been shown to
have caused something
and I'd never have mentioned the bill
if it was not for once more to
ask the Merchant for an apology
And I ask to be commended in the
Merchant's amiable remembrance
As regards the bill we'll
draw a line over it
And I can assure Mr Garberg
that Mr Svenningson won't be
the one who will interrupt our
agreeable business transactions
-I thank you
-Please,please
Dad
I just want to say that Dr Svenningson
has also been unfair to me
It's true I chattered about our
hunting grounds and money
BTW what's wrong with that?
Dr Svenningson won't claim that I lied
You can have a look in the Tax Payer List
What was the meaning
to present me as childish or as
a certain kind of modern youth
That's all drivel
The grown-ups say exactly the same things
The description of my way of
handling the bill I have no objections to
Dad said I managed that fine
Quiet,it's OK for now
My Ladies and Gentlemen
I refrain for myself to make
any detailed commentaries
towards the way I've been treated
If I want to attach a small reflection
to what Mr Svenningson is writing
Then it would be that I,in a certain way,
have the greatest reason for discontent
It's like that we both,Mr
Svenningson who is a doctor
that we move in circles
In the same circles,if I may express myself
Nothing impedes that we might
meet each other in the social life
I don't know if we would do that
And sincerely speaking I'm
not longing for it at all
But it wouldn't be unreasonable
or even surprising if we did
If you were to write
Then I think one should write
about people who never read
Or more correctly about people with
acquaintances who never read
I am now asking Mr Svenningson
If you agree to pay us an indemnity
to be paid in proportion to
each one's suffering
No,I am really not going to do it
I too had a father
That's already a reason
Having been brought up by a commercial
father is anything but unhappiness
Even if it is an asset which value
you discover gradually
I'm saying this to Mr Rolf
If I then think that my father was
much better than his
One can hardly blame me for that
No,I have no reason at all
to shell out indemnity
and consequently I'll not do that
Such tricks don't work with us
By quoting Mr Rolf
To Sergeant Knut Mosterson,
I will give an important message
Even in medieval morality plays was
the devil perceived as a comedy figure
End,please
I can completely appease
Mr Sven's indignation
Even those who have the best
and most honest intentions
just need to be tired or irritated
Then he falls down
Mr Sven has chosen to perceive
the picture I've made of him
as an expression of my self-irony
Mr Sven should not complain,
you've really escaped too lightly
No one of the present need to feel
harmed by my presentation
If somebody will try to
embarrass and torment you
by references to the scenes in which
I've made an attempt to have you featured
Just answer only
It's not us he's describing
It is him
If you say so,nobody could say
that you are exactly lying
People are the same
Not only all people in Sweden
resemble each other
It's the same all over the world
I thought for a long time
it was different in China
But then I made the effort to investigate
how the Chinese lived and appeared
And it was remarkable how
everything seemed so familiar
Historical studies also don't
offer any bigger surprises
There once was
A French writer
Now,I don't remember his name
or even in which century he lived
Now he wrote something
About the humankind's
general characteristics
And he did that in a way
That it was a risk
That both his writing and himself
would end up in the bonfire
However,the church was satisfied
that he explained
that he had only written about the human
being submerged in the original sin
Whereupon he naturally took the
opportunity to show his respect
for the saved
and purified human being
It was a sort of equivalent
to the conventional toast
for "absent friends"
I have also completely
focused the attention
on the human being submerged
in the original sin
The saved and purified human being is
without doubt much much more interesting
But it's much more difficult to
place her in scenes from human life
as she doesn't exist in the material world
To emphasise that the sinful human being
i.e. the real human being
Readily pricks his fellow human
with a darning needle
can't be a very serious defamation
Sometimes the darning needles
are replaced with razors
And the course is then solemnly
called world history
I know
Just as well as you do
That it's agonizing to be a human
being submerged in the original sin
soiled by the animal instinct
The ridiculous
And the trivial
Our situation is truly deplorable
We are living under the worst
conceivable spiritual circumstances
As a doctor I can attest that
We are locked in a room
Where the doors and
the windows are nailed
We would choke
If it was not somewhere
a secret valve
Where this valve is situated
And how it is constructed
I don't know
but it is by this
we've got our concepts about fresh air
We are all suffering
In our human misery
And the bitter truth is that
That we all are going to die in this
But I would be grateful if
someone of the present
would answer me this question
Are the woes of life ameliorated
by the wailing of the likes of you?
Are the woes of life ameliorated
by the wailing of the likes of you?
Subtitles by Nostromo
Scenes from the human life
Introduction by Bachelor of Medicine
Bo Stensson Svenningson
Subtitles by Nostromo
If you in the Scenes from the human life
want to express something you
found essential in life
Then you have both to
try to refine your chosen point of view
and also arrange that the scenes
themselves express this
To refine your chosen point
of view is difficult
It cannot be done at the
expense of the truth
And letting the scenes speak for
themselves is even worse
Because a misunderstanding
could easily occur
Often an author
finds it suitable to have clarifying
comments in his scenes
He speaks for himself in a narrative
and in a drama
he introduces a commentator
to comment on the action
In these scenes from the human life
which I intend to show
I will aim,if possible,
to avoid a commentator
But I resign myself to the possibility
that despite good intentions
I have to introduce one
In that case
I would chose a female commentator
A female commentator
I want to do this,not to be
chivalrous to the ladies
and I'm not doing it
in order to cloak myself in anonymity
I want to have at the same time
an authoritative and neutral person
Therefore I will chose the old mother
I know very well
I have clinical experience of this
That the old mother is often
broken with arteriosclerosis
and stroke
That she is a foolish old woman
perhaps using dirty words
Or curses or blusters
But she is principally an authentic person
She is not anchored socially
She is ageless and universal
She understands and forgives everything
And everybody feel guilty
at least with a pretended
respect to listen to her
It is often testified that old mothers
never really want to admit that
their children have grown up
The children may have
reached any high position
But for the old mother they
are still the small child
In the Scenes from the Human Life
she is the only possible commentator
But she is not going to appear in my drama
Well
Finally let's see how I can resolve this
First scene from the human life
It's night,silent and dark in village
shop owner Garberg's house
The son,young Sixten is
in bed with the maid
You
-Sixten
-Mmm
Did you see the new
furniture for the bedroom
which he transported
to the Svensson's today?
Mmm
We should also have such one
It was red
with a mosaic on the the gables
Damn,mosaic on the gables?
Yes,what do you think
we should have instead?
Ah?
Do you prefer a white bedroom furniture?
I just want to tell you
that if you come to me and say
you're pregnant,don't try that with me
You can't say that
Ah,don't try to fool me with
a baby,damn you if you try
Well,that's not my fault
Why do you blame me?
Sixten
You crap
No,let me go
Damn you,stop choking me
You're so bloody heavy
Why should it be my fault?
It's not I who is pregnant
You've a better reason to do
something about it than me
And I can tell you how to do something
If you get a baby then
it's because you want it
But don't try that with me
You certainly understand what I mean
But if I end up in that situation?
Sixten
Sixten!!
Gee!
Are you really pregnant?
No,why not?
I've always trusted you,Sixten
You
Why are you so mean and frightening?
Huh
BTW you know it can't be true
A fortnight ago on Wednesday
I told you we couldn't do it
Dear Sixten
How can it be that you
thought such a crazy thing?
Well,old dad said yesterday
that you looked so big
No,you must be joking,he never said that
Yes,big and showing off
your stomach as you do
Heck, anybody could believe
you were 9 months pregnant
You didn't say anything to the oldster
About what?
About us,of course!
He has known that for a long time
No
Yeah
Have you told him that?
I don't remember it
But the old man understands
that by himself
BTW I've never hid it from him
And the old man is
not as stupid as you think
Sixten,how could you do that!
After this I can never look him in the eyes
Please don't pretend!
If the old man had been a puritan
Then he'd thrown you out
of the house a long time ago
But,you know,he's no zealot
I'll tell you the old man was a
real womanizer in his youth
You know a real Don Juan
So I got it in my blood
I can't help it,I can't let it go
I'm chasing every skirt when I see one
Shame on you
But I still like you,dear Sixten
Now,stop that!
I don't want you glued to me
So damned sweaty,
you notice that by licking
I'm not at all sweaty
If you could feel it
you wouldn't say so
I'm not at all sweaty
You only say so because you've cold feet
BTW I wouldn't mention
sweating in your place
You really are cheeky!
I know it's difficult but try to
behave like a human being
I must say I am as human as you are
Oh,but there's a small difference
between people and cattle(Swed.expr)
And you dare raise your voice,
when it suits you
You should stop this conduct
Sixten,how can say that to me?
Haven't I been nice to you?
Sixten
We really are engaged
And Sixten am I not your fiancée?
We've been secretly engaged,
you said so yourself
Haven't you've done that,eh?
Sixten,you've promised,
Sixten aren't we engaged?
Yes,of course,you can always
call it to be engaged
You always do that when you're courting
We are engaged
Have you been married,have
you done what they call "begami"
What have you done now?
At least you can answer me
Damned,you must really know
that you always have to say
something similar to the girls
They like it that way
Fancy that you're such a wretched coward
You are the worst coward I've ever met
Only because your old man says something
You're so miserably afraid of him
You are completely in his leash
No one else can pull it
You are a coward and evil
and break your promises
Shut up
Only because I'm really honest about this,
is not an excuse for you to be rude
Don't you think I can see through you
And you know,you thought we
should immediately tie the knot
But you shouldn't think that we want
such a damned whore like you in our family
Your family
I know your type
You and your old man are really gangsters
and should be reported
to the police,you really should be
You just watch out
Jenny,Jenny
Come forward immediately,come forward
You,you
I'll tell you something
I was just joking,Jenny
Second scene from the human life
Sometime later
A sunny summer Sunday on the beach
But this must be Eivor?
Yes,hello Jenny,how nice to
see you,it's been a long time
-How are you nowadays?
-Thanks I feel fine,you?
Yes,I'm fine
Can't you sit down here for a
while or have you company?
No,I only came down
here alone to have a swim
-Tonight I'm busy of course
-Well
-You've got a job in the town?
-Yes
I have an employment at Bank
Manager Glewenborg's house,got my own room
With radio and very nice
You know,that house is
really big,the city palace
I've heard about them
But you know that Mrs Glewenborg is mean
It's no that bad,the bitch is
of course almost never at home
She is either on some
seaside resort or in Stockholm
But where do you work nowadays?
I have quit,I'm engaged you
know,really engaged with a ring
Are you?
In that case I must congratulate
Was it a long time ago?
No,it was last Tuesday,
we're getting married next week
Damn it!
Oh,I just ripped off the
shoulder strap on my bra
Such a nice bra you've got
Really?
My fiancé is swimming down there
If you stay here for a
while you might see him
No,I'll just get a dip,you know,
I have to leave quickly
I have a date tonight
But that must be fun
Is he old?
No,26 years old
he's village school teacher,and has
found such a good position in Ledberga
Are you going to live in the countryside?
Well,I'd never be pulled by some
pupils and move from the town
Everybody is different
Speaking for myself,ugh,I feel sick
just thinking of the countryside
It's very beautiful in Ledberga,
we'll most likely enjoy it there
We were there last week
and looked at our new flat
It is quite modern,you know,
with large and sunny rooms
No,thank you
Have you been there during the winter?
No,I haven't
But it is
It is such healthy air there,
high up and beautiful
Yes,that's nothing new for Erik
You know,he became ill during his military
service,and been frail for a few years
Has you fiancé tuberculosis?
But please,he's big and strong
A real athlete
But he suffers from insomnia
Yes,the doctor said there was
something wrong with the nervous system
But he's much better now
It's distressing with nervous diseases
It usually recurs
Yes,I've sometimes been
a bit anxious about it
You know,Erik suffers from melancholy
He's so kind so he suffers
from all evil in the world
That's horrible for Eivor,if he
should go completely mad
No,please,there's no risk of mental illness
The doctor said that
BTW he's just fine now
That seems OK
As long as he can do his work
Will you accompany me to have a swim?
No,I've already had my dip
But,if you go down now,I'll go with
you and have a look at Erik
I find it worrying that
he's been away for so long time
How can you allow him to swim alone?
Well,I can't swim
And I don't want to show
him that I'm worried
But if you go down now,I can accompany
you and have a look at him
Do you know that girl for a long time?
Yes,we were schoolmates
And then we've met a few times
She's a very nice and well-behaved girl
Indeed
I thought she had a
strange look in her eyes
She really didn't look friendly
I also think so
BTW we don't need even to talk about her
She was just here for a swim,
and would then leave at once
What are you looking for?
Oh,it was nothing
I thought that I'd put
it in my bathrobe pocket
The bathrobe pockets are so deep,
so it's difficult to feel what's in them
Where did I put it?
Was it your gold bracelet?
Just that
Please wait,think carefully,
when did you last see it?
It was just before I had a dip
I had it with me down to the
shore,I remember that clearly
But I forgot to put it in the bag
And then when I entered the water,
I put it in the bathrobe pocket
When I came up again,
I felt again if it was there
It wasn't there
I can't understand why
I didn't put it on at once
It must be here
Where was the bathrobe?
Here,it was here,it's been
here all the time
The bracelet could not have run away!
I will shake it once more
-Whose clothes are those?
-They are Jenny's
You both left at the same time?
Yes
Did yo go first?
Yes
Yes but Erik,you can't start suspecting
I know Jenny,we were school mates
Quiet,she comes here
Oh,such a nice swim
It's a pity to be in a hurry,
I'd like to stay here the whole day
You know Jenny,something
very dreadful has happened
I've lost my gold bracelet
It was a thick mangled
gold bracelet I got from Erik
I am so sorry
But have you really lost it?
Are you sure you brought it with you?
Perhaps you realize,Eivor,
that you really didn't have it with you
But I've told you it was here
If it's not here then
it must be in the sand
But both of us don't
believe you had it with you
Wouldn't be better if you searched at home?
Jenny,please,could you shake
your clothes before dressing?
More than welcome!
I've nothing else than this
Please have a look
I can shake my bathrobes pockets also
in case you think your bracelet is there
Are you satisfied now?
I'm sorry I didn't mean that
I only meant that you had
a look beneath your clothes
You,I'll go and fetch a rake
There was one down at the shore
Yes a rake,at least that would be something
It's stupid to rake with the
hands in the sand like Eivor
BTW you've forgot it at home
No,it must be here
It would be so sad if I
lost it,I got it from Erik
Is he also thinking it's sad?
I mean your fiancé
The school teacher looked angry
I'm sure you'll see that he'll
be sleepless because of this
Well,that's the worst thing about it
Aha
I suppose I have to move
so you can rake this place
It seems that you only
find cigarette butts
Believe me
Go home and instead start raking in
Eivor's drawers as was your first thought
I'm raking the whole path down to the shore
Please,Miss,maybe you could move a bit?
This place or that?
But aren't you crazy?
Do you think you're in an asylum?
I have to do it systematically
Please at least stop scratching my legs
Here
Here you have it again,Eivor
Oh,how wonderful
Well,tell me why you were
standing on the bracelet?
Would I?
Would I stand on the bracelet?
Yes,now you are a bit too rude
Well,you did that
I noticed all the time there
was something funny with you
Something funny with me?
But please,hold me
I heard from Eivor that the
doctor said you were a bit crazy
But at least,try to behave
like a human being
I can't be blamed that Eivor is
the most careless in the world
I know her perfectly
well since her childhood
Miss,your opinions about my
fiancée don't interest me
OK,but now you've at least heard it
And do you want to know more about her?
Then you can ask her what she
did with Oscar in the lilac arbour
Oh,that's a lie,nothing happened
between Oscar and me
Not indeed?
Then your fiancé can
speak with Oscar directly
If he wants to hear the truth
BTW I think you deserve
to have found a madman
Good bye
Third scene from the human life
Late autumn.A rainy evening.
The home of Erik and Eivor in Ledberga
Erik's Aunt is having a chat with Eivor
Aunt,are you freezing?
Shall we light the fire?
No,not at all dear child
If you don't have any firewood
then you shouldn't go out
and fetch it in this weather
Oh,no,if we want a fire
than we can wait until the boys
come back and can bring it in
You know,Eivor?
I'm wondering if you
are not too kind to Erik
Just as Erik's mother was once upon a time
But Erik himself is such a kind person
Yes,of course he is
He really is
Oh no,you can't believe
that I think differently
I have always appreciated the kind Erik
Yes,certainly you know that there were
special ties between Erik and his Aunt
When he was a child,Erik and
his Aunt had so many discussions
But he was very nervous
Does Aunt find him worse
since getting married?
Dear child,not at all,he seems
to be as happy as he can be
And you're such a sweet little girl
No,but I want in all kindness
just to warn you no to spoil Erik
My sister Selma spoiled
him way too much
Yes,I think I have to say this
if I was to be sincere
I'm absolutely sure that he would
never had the nervous breakdown
like he had,if she had
brought him up differently
Erik was so mawkish as a child
But you shouldn't take notice of that
But Erik says that he is alive
today because of his mother
You shouldn't bother at all about that
Those who say that they'll commit suicide,
they are the ones who never really do it
Erik's melancholy,it's pure nonsense
I've understood that all the time
Well,you'll also understand it,dear Eivor
I understand so little,Aunt knows that
I never had the opportunity
to read and study
I just hadn't time to
think it through either
Pessimism is a sin
Say that to Erik,he needs to hear that
Yes,you might influence him
Because nowadays he listen
more to you than to his Aunt
When he was ill,I gave him a
book which was called "Happiness"
I don't know if he ever read it
as he never thanked me
And I've not seen it
on your book shelves
No,but there exist so many good and
noble,self-sacrificing persons
Erik should look up to those and
not dig himself into his melancholy
It's just so morbid everything
But Aunt,do you think I can influence
Erik so he became more cheerful?
Just tell him
But what am I supposed to say?
Tell him that you don't want
to hear his stupidities
Really speak out
I'll tell Aunt,it's not that easy
Dear child,you could still be good friends
Aha,as many as I love, I rebuke and
chasten as it says in the Scriptures
And had sister Selma only given
him a birching in due time
Then he never would had been mentally ill
Yes,that's as true as I'm sitting here
No,such melancholy should
never be exploited
And you shall never let you
be tyrannized by Erik's nerves
Yes,yes,Erik is kind
There's no question about that
And the whole human life is
so rich and bright and beautiful
And I think you shall
tell him that straight
Yes,my dear Eivor,I'm saying
this to you in all kindness
Because I think you're such
a clever and sweet little girl
Yes,I quite understand
Aunt's good intention
But I have to tell Aunt that it's
not that easy to follow Aunt's advice
-Because sometimes Erik is right
-Right?
Erik is right? What do you mean by that?
Sometimes he's really right about things
Can you imagine what a strange
thing happened this summer
when we went to the beach in the town
When Erik was in the water
one of my school mates approached
me,sat down and started talking
And I've always thought she
was such nice and sweet girl
But Erik said instantly that she
looked strange in her eyes
And can Aunt imagine
that she tried to steal
that gold bracelet I've got from Erik
Ah,just talk
It was really like that
I thought she was so awful
and she said horrible mean things
I suppose that it was
grist to the mill for Erik
Of course he became sad
But you must become that
Aunt cannot understand
how awful everything was
I even shivered right in the sunshine
Perhaps you also became sleepless
No I wasn't
I became worried for Erik
Dear Eivor
You must take care that
you are not infected by Erik
You must be rectifying him and tell him
to look on the bright side
And when that's not possible,just close
your eyes and turn the deaf ear to him
Just do that and don't
care about Erik's nonsense
To convince Erik is not that
easy,Aunt knows that
Good grief! I don't want
to dispute with him
Oh,no,I suppose I'm
too old and tired for it
But good advice should not be sneered at
How dreadfully long before
the boys are returning
Yes,and they also found
themselves in awful weather
Can you imagine that Erik always says
that it's so nice to talk to Knut
He also says that Knut is so gifted
Yes,he really is and Erik may
discuss with him as much as he wants
Knut thinks it's a pleasure
to hear him,I know that
Yes,Knut,a thoroughly healthy person
with no predisposition for melancholy
For him I've no worries at all
Ah,Good day again,my dear boys
Did you get wet?
No,it was nothing serious,
we were dressed for the occasion
Now Knut has to thank
his cousin for the walk
Yes,that was really nice of you,Erik
to show so many beautiful views and roads
Thank you,Erik
Which direction did you go?
We went a while in the Bidö forests
Oh,there's not anything as
beautiful and wonderful like the forest
Such a wonderful peace,such a
wonderful serenity in the big grave forest
Yes,that if anything,I think
speaks to the Grace of God
Don't you think we should light the fire?
Erik?
Yes,if you want to
Aunt is perhaps freezing
No thanks,not on my behalf
And in that case it won't be necessary
When one who is old like me isn't freezing
then you are probably not freezing either
who are young and healthy
Alas,the happy youth
I am so happy for you
And BTW I've no reason for complaint
Oh,no
Aunt has only joys here in life
Yes,and the last and
not the least of my joys
is that I have a niece who is so
kind and tender to his old Aunt
So nice that he has got
such a sweet and young wife
My dear Eivor
If it's nice weather tomorrow
Aunt and myself will also have a walk
We can go to Litet Må,it's a
comfortable road there and no hills
Don't you think that would suit Aunt,Erik?
Certainly
Has Knut been there?
What the heck,there,we've been there,
that would suit Mummy perfectly
Not too many hills and knolls and just
right to move the small body
Ah,Mum is sitting still too
much and getting too fat
Knut is always joking with his dear mother
Yes,Knut,I must tell you in
case there's a misunderstanding
Think,Knut is so delighted that
his mother will go out in the forest
Yes
Oh,how beautiful it is here in Ledberga
Yes
This is such a place you long back to
Think,I already feel it right now
Alas,when such beauty and
benevolence is exposed
How good must not the true source be?
The forest's sound like the organ and is
for me like the most almighty sermon
Yes,everything for me
speaks of the gratitude
for the big as well as the
small things in the world
Yes,how happy I am to have come here
and have a look at your dear
home and the woods around
Everything is peace
No,it's not peaceful
Dear Erik
That was a strange statement
Aunt speaks as if the sound of the
forest is like the sound of the organ
Yes,one might suggest that
if it's not that peaceful in the
churches,but compare that to the forest
Erik,it's wonderful in the forest
Yes,yes,sure it's wonderful in the forest
But if you think of everything which
the forest says with its mighty idiom
like a harrowing sermon and
then ask yourself about the source
maybe one has to say like this
that the source is not
only wonderful,it's miraculous
Below the sound of the organ
you hear a permanent crunch
Perhaps you don't understand
what type of crunch I mean
It crunches between the teeth of
the animals when they eat each other
There are big jaws and small jaws
And so tiny small jaws that you
need a magnifier to see them
And all those small beaks
Which peck and hack
without the slightest pause
Every one eat each other,they are
born to be found in each others bellies
Under the romantic forest lake serene
surface it's the same thing,yum,yum,yum
The natural selection is just nonsense
The nature has only concentrated
itself that the eating shall continue
The eating shall continue,
the eating shall continue
How would not then the actual
source be,the eternal clear
I don't think that Erik,who is a teacher,
should blaspheme God
I'm not blaspheming God,
I'm just telling you how it is
A pure objective information
The life on earth is totally focused
on the eating of other creatures
It is like that,neither Aunt nor myself
can do anything about it
These are horrible fantasies
That is just what I think
Think about what a horrible fantasy
is required to invent all this ugliness
If God really once stood
there with the nothingness
Think
Think,to stand there with
peaceful nothingness
the eternal peace and do all this
Yes,that's incredible
What can you say about such a source?
It is crawling and creeping and
flying and swimming
and during the whole time big
rapacious jaws are crunching
Such an excess of horrid fantasy
The human being has at
least an eternal soul
and Erik should think of the
words of the psalmist
"Grafven allt förliker,himlen allt förklarar"JO Wallin
(The grave reconciles everything,the heaven explains everything)
Really
Yes,that won't be true
Don't you think we anyhow should light
the fire,what about you,Erik?
By all means
You dear sensitive girl
Yes in Eivor,you've
really got the ideal wife
So kind and caring,and it's a pleasure for
your Aunt to see you in such tender arms
Stop crunching me,I don't want
to be crunched between Aunt's teeth
Think
Think,I have heard that the Law
of the Earth is to be eaten or eat
But that's a misunderstanding
The Law says eat and be eaten
Yes,you eat until you're eaten
From one human being you
can draw out the other
Just like you can draw one fish out
from the other's belly in long series
No,BTW
That was not really true
The human being is not
devouring her neighbour whole
She is more like
Like a rabies infected dog
She's got the poison in the
blood and must bite the others
She is of course without any guilt
It is so,this is what she is doing
Rabid dogs
running around and bite each other
And already as a puppy is she biting
I must know that
I know the children
Are you saying that your
old Aunt is a rabid dog?
No,now I want to retire and go to bed
Aunt,forgive me
I didn't mean anything mean
I am a rabid dog,we all are
rabid dogs,but mostly myself
I'm sorry if I have hurt you,Aunt,
I didn't mean anything evil
I was just saying how it is
I think Knut,you can
confirm that it isn't true
I didn't mean anything,you know
that,you know that,don't you?
By George,yes,you see,Mummy
did not understand what you said
Dear Mummy,you see,this is
this is philosophy,it's the truth,
so you don't need to care about it
You are both too educated for
your old Mother and Aunt
And now I think Knut and I should
thank for today and say Good night
Aunt is still angry with me,I hear that
Why should I say such things,
how could I be so stupid
Aunt doesn't care at
all that you were stupid
Yes,it was very stupid of me
I know more than enough that Aunt
can't understand what I mean
Oh,I might not be that
simple-minded as you think
At least your head for
study was from my father
And I can tell you that old Aunt
was also very good at school
And if I had,like you,
the possibilities to study
I might have reached much
further than you,you see
I received both praise and
prices in school,you know
So you don't need to be so
condescending towards your Aunt
But listen,dear Mummy,Erik didn't mean that
Of course not,I fully believe, I know for
sure that Aunt was intelligent but
But Aunt has never understood how
things really are here in the world
Aunt has a stereotype of
the world and the nature
Though
It was wrong of me to take the
stereotype away from Aunt
It is unfair of me to take away from
any human being her illusions
It is as though I thought the
truth had a certain value
I am like a man who has
the knowledge about a murder
I can't be silent,I
I have to speak,I have
to confess what I know
There
There is the Murderer
Everybody look up at him
Everyone believes he is an honourable man
But I know the truth
He is the greatest murder
of passion in all times
Almighty,eternal and blessed
He is listening with
pleasure to the crunching
Dear Erik
Yes,know I understand your
insomnia and that you are frail
You can't be anything
else with such views
Don't say anything more,dear Mummy,
otherwise mother's price might be withdrawn
Knut,he always wants to
deflect everything with a joke
And that's very kind of you
But we must try to help the poor Erik
Yes,the best is probably to joke about it
Knut's happy disposition is a great asset
A happy disposition is a gift from God
It is something to be grateful of
Think about that,Knut
That's right,that's right
Laugh at everything
Laugh at the crunching,chew and chew
and laugh when it's crunching
That's the way to do by God's image
No,now I think Mum wants to go to bed
Yes,Knut,Good night,dear Eivor
Aunt wants to thank you
and give you a real hug
Well,Aunt wants to hug her
Erik also,well,sleep well
Thank you both
Thanks,thanks that you wanted to see Aunt
and Knut in your beautiful home
So long
Fourth scene from the human life
The room of subalterns in a rural garrison
Knut Mosterson,conscripted sergeant,and Sven,
conscripted corporal,are sitting reading
Enter
Sorry to interrupt
But I've received a too
small cap and I wonder
What are you standing
there and saying something
-I've received a too small cap
-Have you done your military service?
Yes
Yes,Sgt is it,are you dumb?
No,Sgt
-Have you done your military service?
-Yes,Sgt
-Have you been called up before?
-Yes,Sgt
-Well,how long time?
-About 10 months
-About 10 months,Sgt,isn't it?
-About 10 months,Sgt
You should know exactly how
long military service you've done
Tomorrow I'm going to ask you
how long military service you've done
and you should answer with certainty
-so and so many days,Sgt,is it clear?
-Yes,Sgt
But excuse me,the cap
Take off your cap
You must understand that it's not suitable
to have the cap on when
your officers haven't
Did you say something?
No,Sgt
You,who have done your military service
and have done a certain time should
know how to request something
Now leave and come back
and show how this is done
what are you waiting for? Carry out
No,stop,come back
What was that for type of turn around?
What? You've seem to
have forgot everything!
Tomorrow I'm going to force you to
do turn around while on march
Attention,turn around
That was really bad,very bad
Look at your feet and you'll see
that the heels should be together
And we're not waving with the
arms during turnaround,attention!
Turn around
Leave now
But in the right manner
Execute first a proper turn around
Then you go brisk and fast to the door,
where you do a new turn around
And strengthen up for salutation,and
then out,what are you waiting for?
Is that really psychological?
But what in the hell are you doing!
You're not entering a room
without knocking the door first,you're
certainly not doing that in civilian life?
No,Sgt,I've already done that
No,you did it recently,now you
have an order to do it once more
Carry out the order,leave,start again
Enter
Sgt
Two steps distance should it be
Two steps back,march
OK
Now tell me what you want to say
And make a real application
with a high and distinct voice
Sgt,number so and so want to
apply and so further,is it understood?
Carry on
Sgt,971 Cronswärd,apply to report
that I've received a too small cap
Aren't there any bigger at the stock?
No,Sgt
Have you tried to exchange
with one of your comrades?
Yes,Sgt
Take on your cap and I'll have a look
It is not very becoming but
But 971,for the time being,keep it
I can't do anything about
it at the present time
Take off your cap
Was it something more?
No,Sgt
Thanks,Sgt
Was that real psychological?
Are you supposed to do that
Damn you should do it
There was a few of the squaddies,who looked
like they pretended to be something
God damn how I'm going to crush them
That fellow 971 Cronswärd
I noticed already when he came,that
he looked a bit sophisticated that bastard
BTW I shall get information
which type of fellow he is
Yes,hello,this is the Sgt
I want you to look up in
the General Muster Roll
what type of civilian work
971 Cronswärd has
Yes,yes,yes,971 Cronswärd,yes
What?
So he's 36 years old,well,
that could be right
What?
Indeed,aha
Yes,thanks
That's OK,that's all,finished
He's Bachelor of Law and
banking clerk in Stockholm
and that fellow I'll really dress down
Would it not be more appropriate to wait
until he has committed an offence?
Or are you specially prejudiced
against bank employed?
Hell no,I don't give a damn what they are
But he looked tormented
already when he arrived
and therefore I shall torment him
You mean your work is more
satisfying in that case
Exactly that
You know,I'm not seeking popularity,
I find it an honour to be mean
I don't mind if they are saying that I'm
the worst tormentor of squaddies ever
I don't care at all
Do you like tormenting others?
Of course
What?
Did it surprise you?
I suppose you're joking
No,not at all,I'm not joking at all
You also think it's a pleasure to
torment others,don't you?
Yes,perhaps you've not
started with it yet
but start with it,start with
it and you'll see
Don't you call that sadism
Yes,but that's improper
Well,sadism,you know,real sadism
would be associated with sexual pleasure
And I don't have that happy
disposition,probably not you either
But,damn,you'd also
think that it's a pleasure
to have people under your shoes,don't you?
It's a pure spiritual pleasure,
a completely natural instinct
You just laugh but I thought for
a moment you were serious
I am serious
A laughing seriousness
Everything on this
earth is a joke,isn't it?
The military is the the organized
super joke,don't you think so?
Yes,that has obviously sometimes
crossed my mind
But then use your possibilities
You want to assert yourself vis-à-vis
your fellow human beings,don't you?
So what? Surely,you've ambition
Because you want to
assert yourself,don't you?
Of course I want that
But that doesn't need to be,
that I have to torment others
But it's inevitable,you see,it's inevitable
You want up,that means you
want to tramp down others
And I'm sure they feel
somewhat tormented
when they go down,so I'm sure
you still want to torment,don't you?
And you see that pleasure
you can get as officer in command in
the army and feel it strongly and refined
Just stamp on your subordinates
Well,here it's like that everyone
is barking at each other,all days long
Everyone has somebody whom to bully
In that case the most strong pleasure
would be found in the commander-in-chief
and the newspapers always attack him
so he won't get much
for that refined pleasure
For Jesus sake,you are not
asking to be God,are you?
Just take every chance
you get and thank for it
Yes,neither you nor I
I don't know of course
about your possibilities
But at least for me I will never have
so many poor wretches under me as now
Never in my future life would I be
allowed to wander around as I do now
and bite without anybody
daring to bite back
Here is the place where
snappishness is rewarded in the duty
That situation must be exploited
You are damned crazy
You should be psychoanalysed
I am zealous in the exercise of my duty
I keep my troop disciplined
I'm not at all crazy and don't need analyse
on the contrary I am damned intelligent
Yes,I am not that uneducated
as you believe,I have
I have discussed life's big
questions with clever people,you see
I am not that bad in philosophy
Indeed
Life is just
Yes,anyone with normal intelligence will
soon notice that life is pure hell,right?
Eat and be eaten,that's the law
Everything is about a common chewing
We shall all devour each other,
that's the law for all life on earth
And the nature is predestined that
the meal shall continue for million years
Yes,that's it,you know
It is like that and you nor
me can't do anything about it
And in the choice between weeping
over the arrangement or accepting it
I'll chose to accept
And torment merrily a
bank clerk from Stockholm
No,I am not restrained by any occupation
Just wait
I'll torment you as well
If I want I can make your duty damned
difficult,I'm sure you realize that
Completely
Now you was scared,wasn't you?
Oh,no
But at least unpleasantly concerned
Yes,we could say that
I'm accepting everything
my appetite to assert myself
is not as big as you think
That's what you say
But deep in her heart,the man
has a need to bite his fellow men
You see,war is the outlet for
man's deep aspiration for it,you see
To,to torment his fellow men
Therefore war have always
existed and will always exist
Yes,that's for sure
There are some occasional
peace periods
At that time people will go
around and contain themselves but
But in the end they will burst
saying,damn we have to free
ourselves and become human
But people like wars
how the devil can't it
be otherwise possible
Listen,think about it
Imagine if you were in any big town
Let us say Stockholm,Göteborg or
Malmö,all towns are the same
as you are not recognized,
you know,nobody asks for you
But if you enter there in a conquering army
It's just that which
man is dreaming of
To put his foot on the neck of
the conquered,that tastes like yum,yum
You see,torment,kill,shoot,bully
to issue prohibitions and still
be celebrated for heroism
and fulfilment of duty
That is
To be the Devil
And be hailed as God
You can't more pleased for
having your image of God expressed
You're born too late
I'm afraid we'll never experience
that the Swedish army will
march into a conquered city
Of course I know that but
you have to do your best
And in many aspects it's more
secure to work on a smaller scale
BTW your possibilities to
torment are legally restricted
Not withstanding that the squaddies
can take contra measures
What could that be?
What?
The major is like myself
If he rapports about me
He's never allowed to strike that devil
But I'll tell you he
would still screw you up
I know what to do,believe me
Yes
Yes,then you can be left with your
indulgences completely uninhibited
I think you're ironic,you devil
You think that I'm a bit petty,don't you?
But you see I'm a philosopher
I can see the great in the small things
The pleasure is the same
whether you lie in a big bed
or in a small bed,isn't it?
It's the real feeling that's
the important thing,you see
Not everybody understands
that and are fixated on the bed
They think the real big personalities
are found in the damned big beds
It's very interesting views
you have expressed
You
Yes?
We shall not forget to
draw up a "fotrulla"
(i.e. register of inspection
of feet of recruits)
It's a very important detail
Yes,I understand,but so far I
haven't found much sense in it
But it should be done quite soon
Yes,my chap,I shall really
make our "Fotrulla" relevant
I'll tell the damned bank director that
he is suffering from foot perspiration
-Does he?
-Of course he does
Anyway I'll tell him
Yes,that will usually embarrass people
You can have quite fun with a "fotrulla"
and it won't be done
in haste as you think
-You'll do as you like
-Yes
I'm doing that
You are too comic,sitting there
and pretending to be benevolent and noble
It must be funny with people who try
to deny the true nature of the humans
I really think the true
nature of the humans
is much more complicated
than you can imagine
You
Yes?
We are going to have
an alarm exercise tonight
Indeed
Yes
You'll raise the alarm at 0130 am
And then at the designed location receive
the squaddies in full field equipment
When you have noticed the time,
number and name of the last to arrive
You'll let them return to the barracks
Understood?
And about the last one to arrive
you'll write a report
I can write it tonight
and only fill in the name
I wont be guilty for anything dishonourable
I'll tell you that once and for all
Do you disobey an order
from a superior on duty?
Not at all
Yes,as I know that I'll will be
up in the middle of the night
I'll go into my room and rest on my bed
Stop
Go down to the barracks and check
that those devils are not smoking there
If you find any one,write a report on him
You
Yes
I forbid you in anyway to give any notice
to the squaddies about the alarm exercise
Do you understand?
Yes,indeed
I understand completely
Yes,it's the Sgt,yes,do you know which ones
will be commanded to the kitchen tomorrow?
Yes,you should be able
to answer that offhand
One of them shall be changed
and replaced with 971 Cronswärd
Is that understood?
That's fine
End
Fifth scene from the human life
In the summer villa of the Merchant
The son Rolf and Sven,the tutor,
are sitting with the textbook
Are you ready now?
Yes
Now tell me what you know about Louis XIV
At least you can say something?
Who was his father?
Louis XIII
Yes,that's quite right
But who was his mother,
do you remember that?
She was the queen of Austria
You don't mean queen of Austria,do you?
She was a princess from Austria
and therefore she was called
in France,Anna of Austria
In which country was she queen?
Just say it,it's self evident
Austria?
-Austria and Hungary?
-No,no,no
Stop a moment
I must have asked in a stupid way,so
you think it's more complicated than it is
Louis XIV was
As you correctly said,son of Louis XIII
Louis XIII was married to
a princess of Austria
who thus was called
Anna of Austria
The wife of the king of France
was,of course,queen of
Now you'll say it?
Well,it's not a trick question
The wife of a king of France
Mother to a king of France
was of course herself queen of
-France
-Yes,exactly that
Anna of Austria was Louis XIII's queen
queen of France and mother of Louis XIV
What kind of person was Louis XIV?
He was king of France
Yes,of course he was but I want to
know something about his personality
Was Louis XIV an insignificant regent?
Yes
No,you couldn't say that
In the book is written that he was called
-Sun King
-Right
Louis XIV was at the French
court called Sun King
Then,why was he called Sun King?
It was a nickname
No,nickname is quite not the right word
With the name Sun King they would
like to flatter the king,didn't they?
Yes
What were the qualities in Louis XIV
which they wanted to emphasise with
their flattery by calling him Sun King?
Sun King,what were the qualities in him?
What?
Was it something in his position which
motivated such a name,what do you think?
Oh,don't let me bother you
What are you doing?
We are studying history,at the moment
I question Rolf about Louis XIV
Yes,please continue,
I think I'll listen for a while
Yes,Louis XIV was
thus Sun King at the French court
That he was a significant regent
We have agreed upon that
But what were the qualities they
thought he had common with the sun?
Yes,but that's quite natural
Yes,but look out of the window
Look at the sun,gaze at the sun
What is the sun doing now?
The sun is setting
What?
Do you mean that Louis XIV was called
Sun King because he was going down?
There must be some sense in
what you are saying,doesn't it?
Yes
Maybe he was called Sun King
because he got up in the morning?
No,he didn't do that
He didn't get up in the mornings?
Of course he did,he did it
in the presence of the court
Can I get the book
Where is it ? Thanks
Whom was Louis XIV son of?
Louis XIII
Yes,correct guessing
Whom was his mother?
Queen Anna
Yes,that's correct
Anna of Austria,what were you discussing?
The personality of Louis XIV
Now tell me what you know
about the personality of Louis XIV?
Yes
He got up in the morning
in the presence of the court
Yes,I've heard that, what
was that procedure called?
What was it that gave such
honour for courtiers to be part of?
The king's
La..King's
King's lever(=liver in Swedish)
The king's levee,it is in a footnote
here how to pronounce it
Löve, levee, that you've always read
now we had an opportunity
to judge your French
I've seen your German style,du isst der
kind,horrible everything
The 16th of Aug today,yes,I can't
see how you'll be able to finish this
really I don't know how we'll do it
Let us see where we were
King's,king's levee and the
tutor whispered that to me
Yes,tell me now what do
you know about his personality?
That he gets up in the
morning is a bit meagre
Was he a great regent?
-Yes
-Indeed? In what way?
He conducted several wars
Yes,but more? I shouldn't need to pull
out every word from you
Were the wars successful?
No
Jesus,not one examiner in the
world would accept such answers
as you've given,you can
never answer yes or no
when you have the question about
Louis XIV's personality,have you read this?
-Yes
-Has the tutor supervised the reading?
Yes,but perhaps it's best if
Rolf read it a few times more
Indeed,how many times
have Rolf read this chapter?
It's four times,isn't it,Rolf? That's today
Indeed,ha,ha
Of course he's not reading,
he just sitting staring
And turn the pages
You have to read with more attention
You have to think of what you're reading
Don't you understand that,eh?
Can't you grasp that? You have to force
yourself,you have to assert yourself
-Can't you get that?
-Yes
Now let us see where we were
Mazarin,Mazarin,Mazarin,
Mazareng,who was that figure?
He was a cardinal
Indeed,something more
He was minister under Louis XIV
Are you sure about that?
Yes,it was the cardinal
who was actually governing
Indeed,why?
The king didn't care to govern
Yes but this can't be correct
I think Rolf now mixes up
Louis XIV cardinal Mazarin
with Louis XIII and cardinal Richelieu
There's no meaning continuing with this
Tell me,tutor,do you think it is completely
excluded that Rolf can resit his exam?
Well,I don't think there
are any great chances
No,what advice can you give?
As Rolf doesn't want to study
then I think it would be
best for him to be excused
Be excused? Be excused?
Where will he end up with then?
In all professions there is
almost some kind of examination
Yes,of course,he would
have to chose a profession
where there's no need for examination
Academic eduction is
not required everywhere
No,no but what do you suggest?
Well,I'm sorry,I can't think of
an advice straight away
But nowadays there are
possibilities to test the abilities
If Rolf was submitted
to a psychological test
Or a complete aptitude investigation
Then I think we very likely
would find what suits him
-Indeed,you believe that
-Absolutely
How does it work?
Well,I'm not competent
to perform such a test
but you submit the person to
be tested with certain questions
and investigate in different ways
memory and combination ability
Test the manual skill
The way of reacting,
the speed of the reactions etc..
That aptitude investigation
seems to have common feature
with a psychiatric evaluation
Yes,only because in both cases
psychological tests are involved
Ha,ha, you're really naive
I can't understand why I should be
It is obvious that this science
which is quite new
is not infallible but there's much evidence
that it will change the life in the future
Yes,perhaps you believe that it
will speed up the social mobility
It's possible it'll do that
but the main thing is that it
will create more happy people
Ah,so happy? Well,well
If all people found their
right place in life
then we would have much more
really living people than we have now
That's undisputable
Mr Tutor,I'll tell you
one thing in confidence
The science is up for sale
and one thing more
It's usually not very expensive
I don't understand at all
what the Merchant means
A scientific investigation which
has been influenced by bribes
is of course completely useless
so if that is what the Merchant is meaning
then I completely agree with the Merchant
But I assume that the Merchant
has not had time for psychological studies
Damn yes,says the Merchant.The tutor should
not underestimate us merchants
But we don't show off with strange words
but for domestic consumption we probably
are a bit of psychologist in all of us
While the psychologists are talking
we are serving our customers
and while the economists
are writing,we earn our money
There is a slight difference
between theory and practice
It's probably good
that some also work
so the theorists have something to live off
I think I've heard about
certain scholarly professors
Who during their studies
earned their living by giving
private lessons to rich lazybones
Do Mr Merchant really think
this is the ideal situation?
Wouldn't be better with a differentiation
which would result that all talents
in the country would be looked after
And those who didn't want
to study could be excused
The parents of unintelligent children
should think more about the
happiness of their children
But,my dear friend
You've no idea about life
You've obviously read too much
I'll tell you that in every social board
who will decide about kids ability
is the mean Andersson,the envious
Petterson and raving mad Lundström
But,of course,you don't believe that
But suppose your system
could be carried out
don't you understand what an
infernal devilry you would create
With it,there would be no end of the misery
Now every human being knows
that it's unfair here on the earth
And,it's very often a comforting
thought,I'll tell Mr Tutor
The merchant belongs to the establishment
Yes,it's nice when you can
think everything is fine as it is
No,probably it isn't,but you should
take care not to make it even worse
If you were allowed free,you'd make
life to a torment for many poor creatures
I?
I really want to be spared
preposterous accusations
I'm not a conservative reactionary
I want a life with more
efficient and happier people
Yes,yes,yes
"Good luck to you"
Perhaps we should return to
the personality of Louis XIV
If there's any idea to
torment that slouch,Rolf
Sincerely speaking,I think it's meaningless
And if Mr Merchant refrained
from the idea to use bribery
then I think Mr Merchant
would get the same advice
from all scientifically
trained investigators
But I don't think I'll use their advice
Yes,Rolf,it would be fine to get
your way forward without knowledge
about Louis XIV's personality
and languages,I suppose he
must learn in respective countries
Well,I suppose there's nothing left for me
than to thank Mr Tutor
for the time being here
There's 18 days left
and the study time has been terminated
on behalf of Mr Tutor's own request
We can say 14 days,which
is easier to calculate
the deduction of your fees,do you want
to leave tonight or tomorrow morning?
I'd rather leave as soon as possible
Well,then I'll tell them to
serve your dinner a bit earlier
I have had the not very
rewarding task
to be Rolf's teacher
With the teaching profession
follows a certain responsibility
I must therefore insist
And ask the Merchant to
follow the advice I've given him
Get to the heart of the matter and
don't stay with some half-measures
That will save The Merchant many
disappointments in the future
Yes,yes,thank you so much,
thanks,thanks for your kind interest
although I won't follow your good advice
At least I'll think about them
But time is short,I'll not stop
Mr Tutor from packing
I really hope I'll not miss my train
Lazybones
Pack your textbooks now
Are you satisfied now,are you?
Idiot
This is what you wanted
How shall it be now?
End,isn't it?
You,you can get a new tutor
We can move to a new school,
you can attend a boarding-school
you can start in the firm,in
the warehouse from the beginning
You,just cry out,you
Are you angry with the tutor,are you?
Was he mean to you,was he?
But he had also a reason,as lazy
as you are,from what I hear
Yes,you should be angry
Idiot and fool,you only should
be called by your parents
Occasionally perhaps by your wife
Otherwise you'd be really angry,
he,he,what do you want now?
Dad,I don't want to have my head examined
I don't want to be tested
I don't want my head examined
In two hours time your tutor will be on
the train,and you won't see him any more
You,BTW,I think it was
good that he disappeared
I thought he was a real
bore,do you hear that?
Well,that he was a blowfly
I didn't know that until today
But now we've conjured him away
and with that this story is finished
Sixth scene from the human life
In Garberg's store
Sixten Garberg weighs and
wraps a pack for a small girl
-Good evening
-Good evening
-Good day,Mr Rolf
-Good day
Such a nice weather now
Oh,yes
We have brought in our
last truckload of wheat today
We haven't had a single drop of rain on it
Yes,now we have nice weather
Both for us and the summer guest
Now it's the time to swim
and have it nice,isn't it?
Oh,yes
But the gentlefolk will perhaps
stay here now until the end of the month?
I don't know,we haven't
decided yet about it
No,I understood that
Yes,it can also be dull
to go back to the town
I mean,here it's now so
beautiful,sunny and fine
And the gentlefolk also have it nice here?
Nice villa,large garden and bathing
and a sailing boat and everything
That's mighty fine,isn't it?
Now it's finished,now let's see
One,two,three,four
five,six
Yes,that's right
I've heard that the Merchant
has leased new hunting ground
Yes,Dad and the Count would get three
thousands acres together by that way
They want it for the
elk-hunt this autumn
Yes
Yes,the Merchant can really
calculate things,can't he?
Well,then it'll be a big
hunting party this year
Then it'll be even bigger than last year
Yes,that's possible,it can be fun but
many of the old men shoot badly
Last year it was close that a general
shot one of the beaters
I remember that
There was lot of talk about it
What do you want for such a scarf?
3 and 95,vivid colour and
nice,also good quality
I have one myself so I
can guarantee it stays crisp
May I,perhaps,sell one to Rolf?
No,God help me from such
a bumpkin tie,thanks anyway
But I thought that Mrs
Svensson was the next
Oh,I can wait,I'm not in a hurry
so please go ahead and buy the goods,
I'll wait here during the time
First I want a big pack
of Bill (cigarette)
Well,a big pack of Bill
Please
And then I want to ask
what's the meaning of this bill
Bill?
I really can't understand
Does Mr Rolf mean that the Merchant
has complained about this bill?
Yes he has,such tricks don't work with us
I can't understand this
Surely,it's correct?
Indeed,you're saying it,
you're saying it's correct
Then show it on this bill
With receipt,isn't it?
Excuse me for a moment
and I'll get my scribbling pad
Yes,naturally,it wasn't like
that we've sent two bills
Can you count to two?
One and two that's elementary
school,first class
Yes,excuse me,of course,it's not like that,
it's obvious that there are two bills
I am very sorry that I've made a mistake
we've sent the Merchant this latest bill
But it's not the same goods
Yes,what I'm saying is that
they are the same goods
but I mean those delivered,there's
two deliveries of the same goods
Yes,but that's what Dad is saying
It's two bills for the same goods
And we don't like that
Please,have look here,Mr Rolf understands.
Don't tell me that I shall understand
Don't tell me once more
that I shall understand
That's not suitable
It is as inappropriate as you
standing with your hand in your pocket
while talking with my father
I must apologize but
now I'll try to explain
That's only a dating error
We have had the pleasure of delivering
the same merchandise twice
and this last bill has been wrongly dated
That was very careless of me
but it's obvious we don't want to be
paid if the Merchant has mistrust in us
If Mr Rolf allows,let me
tear this last bill
Stop
I'm sure Dad would want it
As a memory
Mrs Svensson is a witness what you've said
that you don't want to
be paid for the last bill
I've got a big pack Bill
Don't write two on the bill
Good evening
That was really rash
Oh,how he's grown up and
become a big boy,hasn't he?
Oh,how he resembles the Merchant
Yes,maybe,I didn't have a close look at him
But he will finish off
being a real gangster
Yes,no wonder that they
are becoming rich,isn't it?
Even though he's rich,he could
at least behave like a human being
What did Mrs Svensson want?
Epilogue
The office of the Merchant
Present are nine of these figures which
have appeared in Scenes from the human life
Ladies and Gentlemen
I have asked you to come to my office
Because of the portrait
that Doctor Bo Stensson Svenningson
has made of us
According to information from
my solicitor, a judicial procedure
is hardly advisable
According to his view we shall try
to obtain an amicable solution
I've invited Dr Svenningson to
be present at this meeting
So we can have an opportunity
to seek and obtain
one for all parts acceptable settlement
Ask Dr Svenningson to enter
May I introduce Dr Svenningson
Yes,and now I'll like to give
the floor to Mr Sixten Garberg
Why has Dr Svenningson
presented me as a simpleton?
Shall everybody be
allowed to berate me?
It was not my fault that
Jenny started berating
I've never stolen
-But it would be..
-Mr Chairman
But I suppose I have the floor
Mr Garberg has the floor
And everyone hears this
And Dr Svenningson hears it
Should I have married such a person?
You think,of course,that she
would have suited me,wouldn't she?
Everyone spits at me
It was not just my fault as much as
hers that's nothing came off between us
Yes she also consented
I'm appealing to the present gentlemen
They know how a girl acts and
Mr,I mean Dr Svenningson
Who at least is a doctor
Do you think I should go there out in
the countryside and become insane of lust
Yes,I should of course have
married Jenny otherwise I'm a cad
But I must speak up
I really must tell her once
But I should only be
spit and spit at all the time
I only have to open my
mouth and I'm called a cad
I'd like to tell you that I've
been treated slanderously and unfairly
And I'm rather used to that
Aha,Miss Jenny,please
What's been said about Sixten is true
Every word
But it is too nice for
such a cowardly brute
He told me I was the
prettiest girl in the world
And he promised me many
times that he would marry me
Now he lies and says that I wanted it
He was after me by hook or by crook
He'd never leave me in peace
But now I'd never plead
and want to marry Sixten
Such a cowardly brute who everyone spits at
He deserves it
But it's the most wicked lie,when
the doctor says I stole Eivor's bracelet
Because I really never did that
I saw it lying in the sand
I've no reason to pick up things she mislay
She's always been careless
Yes,and then when she
started boasting about her fiancé
and such a nice flat they've got and
how swell she's got everything
Yes,she did that much more
than was written down by the doctor
I saw no reason to help her
I just wonder if the doctor are helping
those who are boasting boldly
and let the doctor feel
how bad the doctor is
Then it's vile to say that it's my fault
That Eivor's bloke is an
insomniac and a madman
Eivor had blabbed me full how he
was even before I've even seen him
And then when he came and
became rude to me
Then,certainly,I have to respond?
I don't want to be loaded with everything
BTW I'm not worse than anyone else
It's not fair that I should be disgraced
when everybody else are acquitted
The doctor should find out
how he is himself
And be shamed
Yes,I would agree with the last thing
That I'll fully endorse
What is it?
It's nothing special I'll just give
the floor to you,please,please
Yes,thank you
I've always said that you
should never visit young doctors
They don't understand one iota
They are only pompous
Dr Svenningson
You should be ashamed
of the way you presented my gratitude
for Erik and Eivor's generous
kindness to invite their old Aunt
Yes,I think you should have
some grace for my grey hair
And when I advised Eivor how to handle Erik
I did this out of profound love
But that love and understanding should
be met by taunt and mockery
you shouldn't expect anything else
-That's also in the Scriptures
-What?
Yes I said it's in the Scriptures
You've no feeling for the good,
noble and genuine
No,you just want to smear and drag down
But an old Aunt's dear heart doesn't stop
beating because you are foolish and mean
If you thought you could separate
Erik and his Aunt by this
Then you were wrong
Shame on you
Shame on you
I'll really endorse that
BTW you resemble Erik
But you are more mean
-Erik,he's really kind
-Thanks,thanks,thank you so much
Mr Erik
Kind? I'm not kind
But surely I'm more
kind than Dr Svenningson
He's biting,he has rushed around
and bitten us all by now
And he shall become a psychiatrist
He would like to cure people
But what kind of help have I got from him?
He's not helping us who are suffering
Instead he spits on us
Yes he does
It's not true that I want to
dominate and torment others
With my insomnia
I'm a suffering human being
But I demand respect for the suffering
And then I hear that my cousin
drew villainous conclusions
about the truths I informed him about
And I think people become even worse
When they realize that they are bad
It's me who stated that first
Perhaps the doctor can't afford
to buy himself the Church History
Has the doctor never heard
that he who seeks the truth
should be able to clap on the gate
of hell if the road brings him there
I wish I was dead
No Erik
-You are driving me to suicide
-Erik don't say that
Don't try to calm me and don't speak to me
Because then he there says that
I'm tyrannizing and tormenting
-others with my nerves
-as that wasn't the truth
You have tormented me a
lot,you really have
but of course,you were the oldest
and such,such a damned swot
but also that you were a philosopher and
a thinker and a egoist and everything else
Yes,yes
Now I know that you
didn't invent it yourself
But of course you pretended
then to be original
and then went around fermenting with
your damned truths,didn't you?
Thank you very much
It was useful to hear them
You yourself is stupid and mad
And those strange and circumvent
movements Sven
seems to have undertaken don't concern me
I can't find
that I have any part in those
I never let him see
The only right way,the way
which is called go on march
And besides I don't give a damn
what Mr Svenningson has written
It won't make the slightest impression
on those I'm dealing with
Finish
Mrs Eivor
Has Mrs Eivor nothing to adduce?
No,but thanks for the kindness
It has always been that I'm not
counted and I think it's best like that
Yes,I've never been able
to express myself with words
Never in writing as well
Thank you very much for the kindness,thanks
Thanks
Mr Sven
Dr Svenningson seems to share
the view with the merchant
that modern psychological research
may be used as a method to torment our
fellow humans more
That view might once have been relevant
But I reject with indignation
Dr Svenningson's insinuations
that I was concerned,influenced
or infected by Knut's madness
So completely impartial,entirely objective
Pure scientifically did I watch my
pupil and his father
I only said what,according to my
opinion,needed to be said
Allow me to ask
Where would it lead
If behind every scientifical statement
You started to search for
something personal
Then you wouldn't be able to trust anything
That you sometimes must say
awkward truths is inevitable
Both the merchant and Dr
Svenningson seem to suggest
that revealing uncomfortable truths
is something pleasurable
No,I can at least answer for
myself with a resolute no
And I'm not at all influenced
by the sardonic laugh of the Sgt
My laugh is not sardonic
You should regard it as an applause,
you are lying so damned well
Yes,I would like to
remind the attendants
that discussions between the
meeting participants
about private opinions in
question of details
is outside the remit of this meeting
Mr Chairman
Mr Garberg please
May I be allowed a small contribution?
Please
I hope that the spiteful presentation
which Mr Svenningson has
made of my mistaken bill
is not in any way is
misunderstood by Mr Merchant
I'm so sorry of my negligence
if it has been shown to
have caused something
and I'd never have mentioned the bill
if it was not for once more to
ask the Merchant for an apology
And I ask to be commended in the
Merchant's amiable remembrance
As regards the bill we'll
draw a line over it
And I can assure Mr Garberg
that Mr Svenningson won't be
the one who will interrupt our
agreeable business transactions
-I thank you
-Please,please
Dad
I just want to say that Dr Svenningson
has also been unfair to me
It's true I chattered about our
hunting grounds and money
BTW what's wrong with that?
Dr Svenningson won't claim that I lied
You can have a look in the Tax Payer List
What was the meaning
to present me as childish or as
a certain kind of modern youth
That's all drivel
The grown-ups say exactly the same things
The description of my way of
handling the bill I have no objections to
Dad said I managed that fine
Quiet,it's OK for now
My Ladies and Gentlemen
I refrain for myself to make
any detailed commentaries
towards the way I've been treated
If I want to attach a small reflection
to what Mr Svenningson is writing
Then it would be that I,in a certain way,
have the greatest reason for discontent
It's like that we both,Mr
Svenningson who is a doctor
that we move in circles
In the same circles,if I may express myself
Nothing impedes that we might
meet each other in the social life
I don't know if we would do that
And sincerely speaking I'm
not longing for it at all
But it wouldn't be unreasonable
or even surprising if we did
If you were to write
Then I think one should write
about people who never read
Or more correctly about people with
acquaintances who never read
I am now asking Mr Svenningson
If you agree to pay us an indemnity
to be paid in proportion to
each one's suffering
No,I am really not going to do it
I too had a father
That's already a reason
Having been brought up by a commercial
father is anything but unhappiness
Even if it is an asset which value
you discover gradually
I'm saying this to Mr Rolf
If I then think that my father was
much better than his
One can hardly blame me for that
No,I have no reason at all
to shell out indemnity
and consequently I'll not do that
Such tricks don't work with us
By quoting Mr Rolf
To Sergeant Knut Mosterson,
I will give an important message
Even in medieval morality plays was
the devil perceived as a comedy figure
End,please
I can completely appease
Mr Sven's indignation
Even those who have the best
and most honest intentions
just need to be tired or irritated
Then he falls down
Mr Sven has chosen to perceive
the picture I've made of him
as an expression of my self-irony
Mr Sven should not complain,
you've really escaped too lightly
No one of the present need to feel
harmed by my presentation
If somebody will try to
embarrass and torment you
by references to the scenes in which
I've made an attempt to have you featured
Just answer only
It's not us he's describing
It is him
If you say so,nobody could say
that you are exactly lying
People are the same
Not only all people in Sweden
resemble each other
It's the same all over the world
I thought for a long time
it was different in China
But then I made the effort to investigate
how the Chinese lived and appeared
And it was remarkable how
everything seemed so familiar
Historical studies also don't
offer any bigger surprises
There once was
A French writer
Now,I don't remember his name
or even in which century he lived
Now he wrote something
About the humankind's
general characteristics
And he did that in a way
That it was a risk
That both his writing and himself
would end up in the bonfire
However,the church was satisfied
that he explained
that he had only written about the human
being submerged in the original sin
Whereupon he naturally took the
opportunity to show his respect
for the saved
and purified human being
It was a sort of equivalent
to the conventional toast
for "absent friends"
I have also completely
focused the attention
on the human being submerged
in the original sin
The saved and purified human being is
without doubt much much more interesting
But it's much more difficult to
place her in scenes from human life
as she doesn't exist in the material world
To emphasise that the sinful human being
i.e. the real human being
Readily pricks his fellow human
with a darning needle
can't be a very serious defamation
Sometimes the darning needles
are replaced with razors
And the course is then solemnly
called world history
I know
Just as well as you do
That it's agonizing to be a human
being submerged in the original sin
soiled by the animal instinct
The ridiculous
And the trivial
Our situation is truly deplorable
We are living under the worst
conceivable spiritual circumstances
As a doctor I can attest that
We are locked in a room
Where the doors and
the windows are nailed
We would choke
If it was not somewhere
a secret valve
Where this valve is situated
And how it is constructed
I don't know
but it is by this
we've got our concepts about fresh air
We are all suffering
In our human misery
And the bitter truth is that
That we all are going to die in this
But I would be grateful if
someone of the present
would answer me this question
Are the woes of life ameliorated
by the wailing of the likes of you?
Are the woes of life ameliorated
by the wailing of the likes of you?
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