Rabbit Hood (1949) - full transcript

While unwittingly trespassing in the royal gardens in search of carrots, Bugs runs afoul of the Sheriff of Nottingham, who tries to apprehend him for poaching. The royal grounds are, in fact, amply posted with "No Poaching" signs (one sign reads "Not even an egg"), but Bugs either didn't see or ignored them. Of course, Bugs sets out to endlessly turn the tables on the hapless Sheriff, at one point talking him into building a six-room two-door home in the middle of the King's gardens. The dueling pair are periodically interrupted by a chubby Little John who proclaims, each time he appears, "Don't you worry never fear, Robin Hood will soon be here". In the end, the merriest of merry men does appear and it's...it's...oh, see it yourself. Bugs goes in disguise as the King, who then knights the Sheriff ("Arise, Sir Loin of Beef...").

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[Loony tunes theme music]

[Alarm]

[Alarm stops]

[Panting]

O-Ho, varlot.

Caught

crimson-Fisted.

Eh, what's up, doc?

What's up, forsooth?

It's the rack for you,

me long-Eared knave.

These are the king's

carrots.

Rack?

King's carrots?

Aye, king's carrots.

Heh heh, well, uh...

I must be toddling along.

A spot of tiffin

and all that, you know.

Uh, give my regards

to the king and the queen,

And the jack,

and the ten of diamonds.

Oh, no, you don't!

We have an appointment

with the rack.

[Trees creaking]

Don't you worry,

never fear.

Robin hood will

soon be here.

[Plays call to the hunt]

Yeah, mr. Wise guy.

Now you're gonna get it.

Robin hood'll fix you,

bruddah.

Eh...where was we?

It's the rack for you,

me long-Eared fellow.

The king shall be indeed

proud of me.

King?

Oh. Lo, the king

approacheth!

The king?

Where? Where?

There! There!

O'er yon flowered bank.

Your majesty.

[Wham]

Odd's fish!

The very air abounds

in kings.

Hmm...

I wonder how you get out

of this place.

Stop! Stop!

You can't go in there!

You're not allowed in there!

This is the king's

private garden.

You're standing

on royal ground.

Royal ground?

You mean to say

that this ground

Is better than

that ground over there?

Yes, it is.

Oh, I don't know.

Now, you take this piece

of ground over here.

Now, here's a nice

piece of property.

Level, fruit trees,

choice view,

Improvements already in.

Eh, what type of house

was you plannin'?

Well, I, uh...

I sort of had

a 6-Room tudor in mind.

Then this is just

the place for you.

And it's priced

just right.

But, uh, first, uh...

are you a veteran?

No, I'm, uh--

Good! Then it'll

be easy.

Here. Just sign

on the dotted line.

Well, uh,

Couldn't i call you later?

You see, I, uh--

Well, I dunno.

You see, there was

a couple here

From Kansas City

lookin' at this place

This morning.

And they--

All right, i'll sign.

I'll sign. Here.

You'll never regret it,

my friend.

This place'll double

in value

Inside of 6 months.

[Hammering]

la dum da dee

ta ta ta ta,

la da dee

Ooh, I hate myself!

I do! I do! I do!

What a mess.

I shoulda gone

to worcesester-Sestershire.

Ow!

Duh, don't you worry.

Never fear.

Robin Hood will soon

be here.

Oh, guinevere,

this is where I came in.

Oh, you again.

Sheriff of Nottingham,

meet Little John.

How do you do?

Glad to meet ya.

Little John,

Sheriff of Nottingham.

How do you do?

I'm sure.

It's a pleasure.

Sheriff, John.

John.

Hello.

John, sheriff.

Sherry, notty.

Notty, sherry.

S. Of n., L.J.

L.J., S. Of n.

Greetings.

It's a pleasure.

Hello.

Howdy-Do.

Glad to meet ya.

It's a pleasure.

Hiya. Hello.

Stop it! Oaf!

Halt in the name

of the king!

The king?

Lo, the king approacheth!

King, indeed. Ha!

Dost thou taketh me

for a fooleth?

No, really!

He approacheth e'en now.

O'er yon chevy chase.

I ignore you.

But it's honest

and truly him!

Look! Look,

it's the king!

His most royal

majesty cometh!

Sound the welcomes

and blow the crumpets!

The king is here!

Look, look! The king!

O, mighty king!

Ooh!

I shall probably

hateth myself

Cometh the dawn.

Where, liar?

Huh?

[Plays first call]

Presenting

his most royal majesty,

The king.

The king!

Your majesty.

[English accent]

Sheriff of Nottingham,

In gratitude for your

faithful service,

I shall knight thee.

Your most gracious majesty.

In the name of my most

royal majesty,

I knight thee--

[Wham]

Arise, sir loin of beef.

[Wham] arise,

earl of cloves.

[Wham] arise,

Duke of Brittingham.

[Wham] arise,

Baron of Munchhausen.

[Wham] arise,

essence of myrrh.

[Wham] milk of magnesia,

[wham] quarter of ten.

You are too kind,

your majesty.

Got lots of stamina.

london bridge

is falling down

falling down,

falling down?

London bridge

is falling down

falling down,

falling down

London bridge

is falling down

Duh, don't you worry,

never fear. R--

Yeah, I know.

Robin hood'll soon be here.

He robs from the rich

and he gives to the poor.

Yo-Ho, we go skipping tra-La

through sherwood forest.

Helping the needy

and the oppressed.

Ah, you've been sayin' that

through the whole picture.

Well? Where is he?

Oh, you should not

talk mean like that.

Because there he is.

Welcome to Sherwood!

Nah, that's silly.

It couldn't be him.