Rabb Ne Banaiyan Jodiean (2006) Movie Script

Lord, You have bestowed infinite

mercy upon our family

I am honoured and respected

in the whole of Punjab

You have given me immense wealth.

I thank you a million times

Despite having everything, just

one shortcoming eats me up

It's been ten years. These walls..

have been pining to hear

my grandson prattle

Have I been short in my prayers..?

For, You have left my

daughter-in-law barren

Dad, may your sons live long. You

have two more sons. Deep and Jehli

Avtar!

Don't you mention Jehli!

He's dead for me

All my hopes are now pinned

on my youngest son

The moment he flies down from

London, I shall get him married..

and bring his bride home

Those who are dead for me..

do not mention them again

Daddy, please don't

say that about Jehli

You have already thrown him out

Please don't kill him

He ought to be shot

He snubbed my principles and

tried to stand up against me

He cares for others

more than his father

He has disgraced me

Hello?

- Sat Sri Akal, daddy

Who..? Deep?

Bless you. Are you calling

from London?

No dad, I have reached Delhi

Really? Reached Delhi? When

are you coming to Chandigarh?

In two hours, dad

All right, son.

- Okay dad. My respects

Lord has answered my prayers.

Deep is coming

I'll get him married. And

I'll never let him go away

I've travelled all over the world

But there's no land

as amusing as Punjab

I've travelled all over the world

But there's no land

as amusing as Punjab

I wish for youth to pass merrily,

I desire a lover as pure as wine

I wish for youth to pass merrily,

I desire a lover as pure as wine

I've travelled all over the world

Her eyes are a weighty

proposition,

as she sways her alluring

waist to rock the world..

with the honour of many

men on her shoulders

God, what's a corn field for?

To date a girl just out

of her innocence..

To date a girl just out

of her innocence..

there's no safe place like

the tall sugarcane fields

I wish for youth to pass merrily,

I desire a lover as pure as wine

I wish for youth to pass merrily,

I desire a lover as pure as wine

I've travelled all over the world

Warriors revel in their

daily exercise,

even today the lassies of

Punjab are modest as ever..

and people take the name

of God to begin their day

With joined hands they

seek for everyone

Even today swings adorn

the tress in the open

Even today swings adorn

the tress in the open

The attitude of the Jats

is royal even today

I wish for youth to pass merrily,

I desire a lover as pure as wine

I wish for youth to pass merrily,

I desire a lover as pure as wine

I've travelled all over the world

Ass, you are as stubborn as grease

I've told you! It's not

worth adding two tins

of water to a drum of oil

It's hard to digest, sonny.

- For you? Or for the people?

People can't digest it!

- Why not?

People die consuming pure liquor.

If we sell pure oil,

the vehicles will run fast and

accidents will happen every day

The quality control guys are

idiots.. they keep raiding us

When in fact we control speed

Damn you! Blind bat

You scrapped my bones

So strangely out of context!

Damn you, ass! Pick your boss up.

I'm down and you are raving

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You are picking up a man,

not a log of wood

Who's the driver who just

played blind man's buff?

Forgive me. My car stopped

six feet away from you,

it didn't even hit you

No, but what if it had hit me?

-We'd have had it

I'd have paid compensation

Compensation, what else?

- Come again

I'd have paid compensation.

- Why don't you pay then?

What's the loss, bro?

- What loss? Two drums hit me,

you scattered my stuff.. do you

want the details in writing?

His bones broke too.

- That's extra

The drum was full of water

and that's old furniture

What do you mean, old furniture?

It's antique, understand?

Damn, I'm trapped! Fine,

forgive me

and tell me the extent of the loss

We won't charge you more

975 bucks.

- 30..!

30,975 bucks!

30,975 !

Just pay up, else the amount

will rise to 130,975 bucks

Look, I've just come from England,

I don't have Indian currency

Never mind, I'll add up

the pounds. Out with it

I don't even have

the pounds. Yes..

how about Visa card?

Bomb..

- Yes?

Get the car keys.

- Your wish is my command, boss

How will I go home then? - I'll

organise a cab. Pay me later

You've broken my bones. It's

an accident, no jokes

A cab?

- You can pay me later

Bring the money, take the car

Daddy, have something. You

haven't eaten since morning

I'm hungry to see my son

Until he arrives, I

won't have anything

Greetings, sir. Mr Deep is here

Deep is here!

- Allow me, sir

Sat Sri Akal.

- Wait. Get the holy platter

Yes, ma'am.

- Quick

Why do you have to do all this?

- I'm giving you a welcome

I'm warding off the

evil eye, foreigner

You are like my mother. Touching

your feet is enough

to ward off the evil eye

You have to touch my feet,

I'm your elder sister-in-law

after all. C'mon

Be happy

Brother!

- My kid brother

Sat Sri Akal, daddy.

- Bless you, son

Son, I won't let you go

back to London again

We have a vast business

here, take care of it

Get married and make a family

Give me a grandson

I'm pining to see him

I'm not alone in this house, dad.

There's Avtar, his

wife and Jehli..

Enough! Don't you mention

Jehli again, Deep

And don't try to meet him either

But dad..

- Deep, listen to me

But..

Come here.

- What's the matter, sis-in-law?

Deep, don't talk about

Jehli before daddy

It makes him lose his temper.

You'd rather not talk about Jehli

What's the matter? Why don't

I see brother Jehli around?

He doesn't live here anymore.

- Doesn't live here?

Then where is he?

- No idea

He walked out of the house.

- Walked out of the house?

But what had happened?

Forget it. Go and talk

to daddy. Go on

I'm sorry, I had no idea, dad

I'm also sorry, son. You

have come after years..

and took up the ominous chap's

name.. - Let's talk about it later

Okay. Tell me, how

was your journey?

You came home in a taxi? Didn't

Billa come to receive you?

He did. I sent him

away on some work

Then the car broke

down on the way,

and I left the car

at a scrap dealer

What are you saying? Get the car

at once. Scrap dealers are thieves

He might sell it off cheaply.

- All right,

I'll get it right now, dad

Sat Sri Akal.

- Sat Sri Akal

I haven't even dialed the number

yet.. - Over here. Sat Sri Akal

That's fine. If you want

adulterated petrol,

go to the next gas station

We sell pure stuff.

- I don't want petrol

Then? Potatoes?

- Give me my car keys

Car? What car are you talking

about? I don't even know you

Black Gypsy, four tyres, open top

.. give me the keys.

I have no time

Black Gypsy, open top..? Oh yes

The car that had destroyed

all the stuff.. that car?

Money makes a mayor

out of a barber

Here you are. At least

now give me the keys

Take the keys tomorrow

Not tomorrow, right now

You can't get the car today.

I have no car

Where's my car?

- A girl was besotted by your car

The girl went to college and

she took the car along

The girl and car are studying

now. - Which means..

the girl took my car to college?

- Yes

My boss' daughter.

She took the car

What's the name?

- Name?

The name is Bomb.

They call me Bomb

Not your name, her name.

- Her name?

My boss' daughter.

Her name is Gulabo

Pinky in English

Looks like my car

Yes, it's mine. Come on

Excuse me, sir.. what

are you doing here?

Trying to start my car, what

else? - You are trying to steal it

Stop raving

Pinky.. look. Someone's

trying to steal your car

Look.. that's the owner of

the car. The Pinky Gang..

is the biggest gang in

Punjab. Last week..

it ripped apart a car thief

They really look deadly

Move it

Thief! Where to..?

Got away

You thought it's England.

Do you now realise how tough

Punjabi girls are?

Really bhabhi (Sister-in-law),

I ran for my life

Had I not run off, they'd

have smashed my bones

Tell me, why did you run off?

Had you stayed, the girl

might've fallen for you

Oh no, bhabhi. -Why? Is my

brother-in-law any less?

He's one in a million.

- Thank you

Yes daddy?

Yes, daddy

When you go to Fun

Republic tomorrow,

give this file to

my lawyer Mr Saini

Yes, daddy.

It's wonderful.

- Isn't it fun?

Let's have a burger at McDonaIds.

- Bad choice, as usual

Let's have coins

Ever tasted coins?

A glass of coins please

Only one?

Hold it

Can I get a spoon?

- Here you are

Pinky, isn't that the guy who

tried to steal your car?

Hello, daddy? Mr Saini

is absent today

Come home. Mr Saini will come

and collect the document

Okay dad. Bye

It's him. Let's check him out

Quick

Police.. excuse me

Yes ma'am? - That guy has

stolen someone's car

Hurry

Sit down.

Don't you spare him

I won't

How does he know about Punjab?

I'll get him.

- Don't you try that stunt!

Stop!

So it's you! - Mr Car Thief,

that's an expensive car

How about talking to me?

- I haven't stolen any car, okay?

Be polite with me. -Will you

teach a cop how to behave?

Come with me to the police

station. - One second

Here's my licence

And the documents. Check

it. It's my car

It does look like yours.

- What are you doing?

It's a habit, I'm a cop.

It's truly his car

No, it's not his car. You

have no idea, he's a thief

Am I a thief? - He tried to

steal my jeep yesterday

So you are the Gypsy

girl. Back off

Documents. Check them out

This too is my jeep. Yesterday

I went to pick it up..

and a girl came to thrash

me with her gang

I had to run for my life

She dented my car. Pay

the compensation

How can I?

What's going on? Let me see

Back off

It's Pinky.

- What are you doing here?

What's the matter? Don't

worry, I'm here

It's you! - Brother, he

says I dented his car

Don't worry. Whose car it is?

- Mine

Whose car rammed into it?

- Mine

Then how did she dent your car?

Aren't you ashamed to accuse a girl?

What's your intention?

Constable, ask him

You are right, gentleman

When the cars rammed into each

other, why should she pay up?

Because she was driving

the Gypsy. - That's right

Why didn't I think of it before?

Well girl, it's an offence

Constable, give it a good thought.

We'll also think about

it. Come with me

Where did they go?

- Well done. You are useless

Pinky, let's go for a movie.

- No

Let's go there

Let's check things out here

Look, this is beautiful.

- Crap

This one?

- No. Find something good

This is nice

What have you done?

- Sorry

What sorry? It was an antique

piece? Out with 10,000 bucks

I didn't do it deliberately.

-You might have

Whether you did it deliberately

or not, out with 10,000

Where do I get it from?

Please forgive me, sir

You don't have the money?

Call up the police

Here's your money. Why are

you frightening the girls?

I'm not frightening them. I've

got the money, it's fine

Would you take money to

scoot now? Go! - Okay

I'm sorry. I'm ashamed,

please forgive me

What for?

- I was wrong about you

In fact, it was a misunderstanding

Sometimes, misunderstandings

forge unbreakable relationships

Please tell me you have forgiven

me. It's a load on my chest

You are forcing yourself

into my heart

If not for you, I wouldn't have

been able to pay him off.

I'm a poor girl

Not poor, you are very rich

How come?

- Your eyes are worth millions

Your heart is worth billions.

Anyone would give up his

life for your smile

Hey lad..

let me pour out my feelings today

Youth is tormenting,

take me in your arms

Youth is tormenting,

take me in your arms

Hey lassie..

give in to me

The entire village is revelling,

you will be honoured

The entire village is revelling,

you will be honoured

Listen to me lad..

my heart's pining.. don't eye..

my alluring waist

don't eye..

my alluring waist

Look! It's so beautiful

Deep!

Help!

Somebody help!

Help!

Somebody help!

Are you all right?

Brother Jehli, I've been waiting

for you. Let's go home

Who was that man?

- My elder brother. Jehli

Why did he go away?

- That's what I want to find out

Deep, where are you

taking me? Tell me

What is it, Deep?

Please.. promise me, bhabhi

What is it, Deep?

- Bhabhi,

every time I asked you about

Jehli, you've avoided me

Now, before God, tell me why

is Jehli upset with us?

Deep, you are like my kid brother

Don't ask me, don't compel me

What's the constraint, bhabhi?

- I..

I have promised your brother.

I can't tell you

You call me your kid brother

Then again, you hide such

an important matter from me

Bhabhi,

I implore you in the name of God

Lord,

in Your court,

how can I hide the truth

from my kid brother?

I have to break my promise

It happened..

when there was a fair in our mill

I'll sing the rhymes,

you dance for me

I'll sing the rhymes,

you dance for me

Swaying, your braid swirls

around your hips..

I can't take that attitude

I'll sing the rhymes,

you dance for me

I'll sing the rhymes,

you dance for me

You are a serpent's venom

You are a raging noon of summer

You are a serpent's venom

You are a raging noon of summer

Your beauty is so deadly, lassie,

no one dare touch you

Your beauty is so deadly, lassie,

no one dare touch you

Swaying, your braid swirls

around your hips..

I can't take that attitude

I'll sing the rhymes,

you dance for me

I'll sing the rhymes,

you dance for me

I have a crush! I want to say..

I want to meet you, baby,

alone some day

I have a crush! I want to say..

I want to meet you, baby,

alone some day

My heart has fallen for you,

I'm dying

My heart has fallen for you,

I'm dying

Swaying, your braid swirls

around your hips..

I can't take that attitude

I'll sing the rhymes,

you dance for me

I'll sing the rhymes,

you dance for me

I'll sing the rhymes,

you dance for me

I'll sing the rhymes,..

I'll sing the rhymes,

you dance for me

I'll sing the rhymes,

you dance for me

Today you disgraced me

in front of everyone

Didn't you even spare a thought?

Others were also dancing, daddy.

So what if I danced?

So what? I was embarrassed

to death

I'm just a driver in the mill

When you were dancing, people

were laughing at me..

I felt knives cutting through

me. What'd you know?

When the daughter's veil

slips off her head..

it's her father who

loses his honour

Who can explain you that? You

don't even have your mother

Don't say that, daddy

I understand that, but I

didn't dance deliberately

It was the music,

the magic of Jehli's song..

I didn't even realise when

my legs started moving

I had no ill intentions, father.

I'm your daughter

You trust me, don't you?

I do. I trust you as I trust God

As I trust God

Jehli.. at this hour? Is

everything all right?

I couldn't sleep..

What's wrong?

- I think it's happened to him

The thing that happens

at this age. - Meaning?

Love.

- Love?

In love, one doesn't stand on the

roof at this hour of the night

I see. Have you forgotten

those days

when you hovered around my house?

We were engaged then. He's in love

He needs a doctor. - Only the

lady doctor can cure him..

who has given him this ailment

Avtar..

- Yes dad?

Have we received payment

from Mumbai? - Yes dad

Jehli..

Jehli!

- Yes dad?

Of late, your mind is

wandering, I guess

Nothing of that sort, dad.

- Concentrate on your work, son

Sure

I'm going out on some work.

Mr Sharma will be coming here

Take 200,000 from him. Count

the money properly

The punk is repaying after

five years. - Okay dad

Sat Sri Akal, Jehli

Sharma?

- Yes

Sit

God! Dad left some money for you

Hang on

Count it. 200,000

Jehli, did dad tell you to take

the money or give it to him?

It's the money that

was almost lost

Sharma, you should be

ashamed of doing this

He didn't ask for the money, or

I'd have given it. Here's your money

Jehli, your bhabhi was right

Only that girl can cure

you of your madness

Unless she comes into your

life, you won't change

Bhabhi!

Please do something for me.

- Why are you panting?

Please do this for me..

- Help me meet that girl

That's what I came to tell you

Come, let me take you there,

where everyone's wish

is granted. Hop in

Bingo! Let's go

Jehli, the tenth Guru, Guru

Gobind Singh had visited this place

He said, God answers the prayers

of those who pray with faith

God, help me meet my Beeba

Take care, sir.

- May God grant you your wish, son

Bhabhi, I saw Beeba.

I've got my wish

I'll go and meet her. I'm off.

- Come on. God granted your wish

Won't you thank him? Come and

offer your prayers. C'mon

God is the only Truth

Lord, whoever seeks

of You, is given

I have seen it with

my own eyes today

You are the Maker, nothing

is in the hands of man

Shop will be closed for a week..?

Beeba's Flowers

Sir, it's amazing. You nabbed

the vandal easily

Shut up!

Bloody ass! You are maligning

the Punjab Police

Have we ever nabbed a criminal

easily? - Never

You are supposed to

tell everyone that

the criminal first

broke the glass..

and climbed the wall

up to the roof

and then jumped straight

into the well

And we thrashed him

out of the well!

- Sir, here's the

owner of the shop

The guy who vandalised your

shop has been arrested, lady

He tried to escape, but you

know the Punjab police

Get the criminal here.

- Right away

You..?

Two eyewitnesses have

confirmed that he's

the one who vandalised your shop

Tell us what you hold against her

He has nothing against me.

Let him go, officer

You are kidding. Arrest

him, release him!

If we start letting criminals go,

what happens to the police force?

I withdraw my complaint.

He's a gentleman

Officer, he is a good singer

Really? He sings too?

How about singing

a few lines for us?

Amuse us. Get the guitar

Here it is

Few lines? I'm willing

to sing an entire song

But only if she'd understand

I'm pining to hear you

I'll understand. Just sing

When someone invaded my breath,

when the serpent of love stung me,

When someone invaded my breath,

when the serpent of love stung me,

when the venom entered my bones,

when my heart challenged

the world,

I never realised..

when I fell in love..

I never realised..

..when I fell in love..

when I fell in love..

Jehli, these are important

documents of our mill

Go to Delhi and hand them

over to Ramsharan

Son, be careful. They are

very important documents

Okay dad. No problem

When someone invaded my breath..

when the serpent of love stung me..

When someone invaded my breath,

when the serpent of love stung me,

when the venom entered my bones,

when my heart challenged

the world,

I never realised..

when I fell in love

I never realised..

when I fell in love

Who plays this hide-n-seek

with me?

Oh, her alluring tresses,

Who plays this hide-n-seek

with me?

Oh, her alluring tresses,

like a dense forest

For me, my sweetheart

has risen over God

I never realised..

when I fell in love

I never realised..

when He" in love

when I fell in love

The gifts of love..

unceasing romance,

The gifts of love..

unceasing romance,

unending nights

By God, this lonely life,

I can't take anymore

I never realised..

when I fell in love

I never realised..

when I fell in love

What are you saying, Ramsharan?

How is it possible?

You didn't get the documents

of the mills? What..?

Jehli didn't reach Delhi?

All right, I'll find out

Balkit, get the car

What happened? You

were happy just now

What makes you glum? What

are you thinking of?

Jehli, in love, we've

crossed all the limits

Now what?

- What else? Marriage, ritually

Else, registered marriage.

- It's not that easy, Jehli

Our families are poles apart

You are the son of a mill owner,

while I'm a driver's daughter

That's all?

I'll either pick your dad up and

seat him by my father's side,

or I'll kick the luxury

and be with you

No sword can split water,

no one can set us apart

Stop

Balkit, who's that girl?

Sir..

Who's that girl?

- My daughter

Who is it?

Leave me.

Help!

Leave me.

They are kidnapping Beeba!

Brother.. - What is it?

Why do you look scared?

Some guys from the mill

took Beeba away

Took away Beeba?

Sardar saheb..?

Let me go

Let me go!

Let go!

Don't!

No!

Let me go! No!

Let me go! For God's sake

Hold it

So it's you!

My chauffeur's daughter..

who has mesmerised my son

I give my car to your

father to drive

And you think of driving

my household?

How could you stoop

so low to think..

that I'd marry my son off

to my servant's daughter?

Must commend your scheme

Everyone is greedy for money

But, to rid yourself of poverty

did you find only my family, wretch?

Didn't you find another

to play with?

Enough, Sardar-ji

Please do not abuse

my true love anymore

God knows that, your son's

music made home within me

And I made the mistake of

falling in love with him

But if you think I fell in love

with him for your money..

then let me give you a

suggestion. Hack me into pieces

Don't spare me.

- Yes, I won't spare you

You have ruined my son's

lofty thoughts

I won't spare you! You

forgot your own status,

poisoned my son with your

love and drove him insane

Wretched woman! Your death

will hurt my soul,

but I'll bear the pain

But you.. your life is a sword

dangling over my honour

I must kill you

Yes sir?

What are you waiting for? Throw

her into the boiler. Take her away

Why are you play acting?

Beeba

Sardar, spare my daughter

Please spare her

Forgive my daughter, sir.

Please forgive her

I've got to know her mistake

The poor have always

begged of the rich

It's her mistake, she dared

to desire your son

She is my only reason to live, sir

For your late wife's sake..

please forgive my daughter's

first mistake. It'll be her last

You must bury this

wretch into hell

Tell me. Will you?

I'll take her far away, sir

Get this loud and clear, girl

Sardar Vichitra Singh is

a man of self-esteem.

Also a dangerous father

If you even come before

my son by mistake,

I'll hack him to pieces,

right before you

No, sir.. please don't

I can't see that. I

can give up my life..

but I can't see my beloved

being killed

Please don't tell Jehli

anything about this

I'll walk out of his life

I'll go away, far away

than you can imagine

For God's sake, please

don't tell him anything

Tell him nothing

My child..

Father!

Dad!

Where did you hide Beeba

and her father?

The labourers have

told me everything

No need to lie! - Listen,

if you have the courage..

to bear the truth. The vermin

wanted to reach the skies

I showed the wretch where

she belongs, I buried her

It's in your best of interests

to forget her

Who are you to decide

about my love?

As for setting me and Beeba apart,

you can't separate

sugar from milk.

Or, you'd be successful

in your evil ploys

Watch your tongue, Jehli

Or, I might stop counting

you amongst my children

Whatever I've done,

I did it to uphold the honour,

status and reputation of this family

No dad, no

You did nothing but stifle

your son's desires

A father who ruins his son's

happiness can't be granted a grandson

My bhabhi is barren, not her fault

It's your lowly mind

that is at fault

Like the walls of this house,

it has never heard the

cries of my heart

Why did you drop the sword?

Come on, strike me. Why

don't you kill me?

I'm helpless! The

Guru has forbidden

us from killing an unarmed enemy

Enemy?

Yes, enemy!

No better name for my father!

I disown you

We're dead for each other

Jehli, stop

Don't you dare

From now on, I have

no relations with him

And Jehli walked out of the house

I tried my best to stop

him, but he refused

He's wandering, looking for Beeba

We looked for her everywhere

But we never found Beeba,

nor did Jehli find peace

No knowing where he is

suffering right now

As for me,

As for me, my days just pass..

As for me, my days just pass

like chaff being separated

As for me, my days just pass

You loved me as my mother would

My love, I have lost

sleep for good

You loved me as my mother would

My love, I have lost

sleep for good

We are sharing the sufferings..

We are sharing the sufferings

the world has given us

My days just pass..

like chaff being separated

My days pass in agony

For all the help I took from

astrologers, my love..

the amulets and talismans

never worked a bit

For all the help I took from

astrologers, my love..

the amulets and talismans

never worked a bit

All those attempts..

All those attempts

don't seem to work

As for me, my days just pass..

like chaff being separated

As for me, my days just pass..

Brother Jehli, how are you?

How are you?

- Brother,

I got to know much later

about what you endured

Bhabhi told me. It hurt me a lot

You and your sweetheart

were set apart

I looked for her everywhere.

No knowing where the hell

she's been hidden

But by God, I'll certainly

find her

Sadly my father has turned my foe

Every thing in this

world seems useless

Death doesn't come,

and life is miserable

I'm just smoking my desires

Do not lose hope

Everything will be all

right. I'm with you

Forget it. Who was that girl?

I've finished my studies in

London, I'm not going back

I'll stay in my country,

in my Punjab

But nothing amuses me in

the house without you

Come off it. Who was that girl?

Pinky. My friend

Friend? Or..?

To tell you frankly,

she loves me dearly

And you?

- I can't live without her

I see

My thinking is, he is rich

whose heart is full of love

But little one, the world

thinks othenwise

Is she from a rich family?

- Brother,

compared to daddy, they

are really nothing

Pinky's brother is a scrap dealer

What?

You've stuck your neck out. You

know your father, don't you?

You also know what

happened with me

I don't want my kid brother

to go through the same

Brother, I know you

will always help me

I have thought up something. I

won't become a rebel like you

But I will win my love..

my own way

Sardar saheb, thanks for coming

You are a friend. I can't

miss my friend's party

Let me introduce you to someone.

- Okay

Grewal, meet Sardar Vichitra

Singh. I work for his mill

Sat Sri Akal. I'm blessed

to have met you

Come, my child. This

is my daughter

Pay your respects, dear.

- My respects, uncle

Bless you. What are you studying?

- I'm doing MBA

Papa always talks about you

He's being grateful

Excuse me, uncle. Papa, I'll

go and meet aunt Sheila

Okay, go on.

- Sat Sri Akal

God bless you. Have a good time

Mr Grewal, your daughter

is very sweet

God is merciful. Please

be seated. - Please

Sardar saheb, time really flies

She was so little when

her mother passed away

As her father, I'm only worried..

about her marriage. I'd

be in peace after that

My son Deep has just come after

finishing his studies in London

We're looking for a girl for him

It's regarding that

I wanted to meet you

Mr Brar spoke so much about you

I thought God willing..

my daughter and your son..

would make a pair

Mr Grewal, I'm a businessman. And

a smart businessman is someone..

who understands the gravity

of the situation

Just give me the orders, sir

I'll have pearls and diamonds

embedded in gold bars

Well, my daughter is the sole

heir to all the jungles in Himachal

God has been merciful. I get

contracts worth millions

Millions and millions

become billions

Toast to the relationship

Cheers

You poor wretched people! These

drivers are a community of thieves

How dare you betray the

hands that feed you!

Get out of here

Daddy, you were right. I now know

where these servants belong

You should've thrown

Jehli out the day..

he danced with the

driver's daughter

These lowly people are nothing

compared to my daddy

You are my real son

Embrace me, son

I'm so glad

Son, you will be happy to know

that I have fixed your marriage

Marriage?

Son, I have fixed

your wedding with

the princess of the

Himachal jungles

It's a wealthy family.

She's Grewal's daughter

But they own liquor

bars and cinema halls

He didn't tell me that

Never mind. It'll all be yours

Dad, you worry so much for me

I worry about Jehli too,

but that fool..

One second, dad. Sorry

Hello? Yes, K.B Singh, Sat

Sri Akal. How are you?

I can't marry your sister.

Dad just fixed my wedding

I know you own twenty mills, Big

Ben, Hilton Hotel and everything

But I can't help it, dad

has fixed my wedding.

It can't be called off

Call me tomorrow. But I don't

think dad will agree

I'm sorry. Bye

Who was it?

K.B Singh. He owns half of London

Actually dad, he wants to

bequeath all his businesses to me

But there's a problem.

- Problem? What problem, son?

The problem is, I must

marry his sister

Deep, you should've agreed

You needn't ask me. Such

alliances don't come again and again

We'll own all of London

What happens to Grewal then?

Grewal?

Deep, we are businessmen

Deals are struck and broken

We must see our own gains

Besides, one who has K.B Singh

has nothing to do with Grewal

Son, call K.B Singh over next week

Brother..

Sat Sri Akal

Hi Deep. How are you?

- I'm fine. What about you?

Actually, I wanted to come

by chartered plane..

but no one wants to fly down here

We're trying, soon we'll

have a helipad

That's great. Next time I'll

get my helicopter over

By the way, who is he?

My father. Sardar Vichitra Singh

Sat Sri Akal. - Sat Sri Akal.

You got a nice father

Good looking dad

By the way, she is my sis. Pinky

Bless you, dear. Mr K.B Singh,

despite living in London,

you have given your sister

a decent upbringing

You know, I believe in mixing

Indian and foreign culture

Like churning butter

using western churner

Churner

Come here.. he is my secretary,

personal secretary. Bomb

Hello

What are you up to?

- It'd fetch a good deal

You'll be exposed.

- You are strange

If we polish it, there are lots

of crazy rich men waiting to buy

It'd fetch us good

Mr K.B Singh, any problem?

- No. I was just taking a look

Your choice is damn good. You've

got a great collection

Actually, he likes to

buy antique pieces

Exactly. Last time when

I went to America,

I bought NASA's old rockets.

- What?

Yes, rockets. I've given

them out for painting

Oh really?

Come on in.

- Let's go

Take some more, Mr K.B Singh.

- Oh no, thank you so

much. I'm stuffed

I had dinner with the queen the

other day, she too had me stuffed

Queen?

- Queen Elizabeth

Queen Elizabeth

Well, Bush is far better

He knows what I like and how

much, so he doesn't force me

He knows that I like bell-plant

The moment I fly, he asks

his chef to cook it for me

It can be polished to

look new. Actually..

Mr K.B Singh, you move around

with great people..

It's nothing. At Deep

and Pinky's wedding,

I'll have Sania Mirza dance

Mita will be there to welcome you

Mita?

- Amitabh Bachchan

He'll serve cold drinks to the

guests. The tall chap is family

I'll warn Sallu..

Sallu? Who is Sallu?

Salman Khan

I'll warn him to put his shirt

on. He's always roaming nude

Sir, Mr Grewal is here

Mr Grewal.

Excuse me. I'll be back

All right. No problem.

- Please be seated

Sat Sri Akal, Mr Vichitra Singh

Mr Grewal, these fruits..

it's a big surprise

Nothing was decided anyway.

- We had fixed the alliance

So I thought I'd give you a token

of approval and surprise you

Token of approval?

- Yes

Mr Grewal, we had only spoken

about the alliance

If you remember, I told you,

a smart businessman is

someone who understands

the gravity of the situation

Many situations arise and

disappear in business

Business? What business?

I don't understand

Please be explicit

To be frank, I have fixed

my son's wedding

Wedding? With someone else?

Yes. You can't even

get closer to them

Deep's father-in-law

owns half of London

He moves around with famous

people of the world

By forging relations with you,

we don't want to collect

firewood in the jungles

Vichitra Singh!

It wasn't a wise thing to do

This enmity will cost you dear

Grewal!

Hush

Just watch. Unless I

destroy this house..

I'm no Ranjit Singh Grewal

Sat Sri Akal, brother.

- Sat Sri Akal

What's up?

I'm very happy today, brother.

Just congratulate me

I'm breaking the good news

to you. - What news?

You started the war of love

I have made the first killing

Don't talk in riddles. Be explicit

You know, dad fixed my engagement

I plotted and had it called off

Now I'm getting engaged to Pinky

I turned Pinky's brother,

a scrap dealer..

into a fake millionaire

from London

Daddy is very happy about

owning half of London

Congrats

Trying times, brother.

To fortify our love,

we are fighting our dear ones.

- To keep love alive

Brother, you always told me, the

greatest of all relationships..

is the relationship

of love, of God

Brother,

I have a request.

- Tell me

We're throwing my engagement party

My eyes will be looking for you

Do the bhangra and sing

the wedding song

Do the bhangra and sing

the wedding song

For, God created this pair

Do the bhangra and sing

the wedding song

Do the bhangra and sing

the wedding song

For, God created this pair

Pick up a bottle of

liquor and dance

Liquor churns out sweet music

Pick up a bottle of

liquor and dance

Liquor churns out sweet music

Happiness has found its way back

For, God created this pair

Who cast an evil eye on my family?

I had to rebel..

against my own father

Lord, rid this world of

castes and religions

Oh mother, every moment

I miss your love

The train of events

make me lose my sleep

The train of events

make me lose my sleep

God created this pair

Everyone is intoxicated

Sis-in-law, dance with my

brother! Why are you sitting alone?

Everyone is intoxicated

Sis-in-law, dance with my

brother! Why are you sitting alone?

Together we'll get to celebrate

the festival next year

Together we'll get to celebrate

the festival next year

For, God created this pair

Do the bhangra and sing

the wedding music

Do the bhangra and sing

the wedding music

For, God created this pair

Finally, you felt the

need for coming here

No need, dad. It's my kid

brother's engagement

As his elder brother,

it was my duty

But you are ruining money

over ordinary people

I'm not ruining the money, I'm

sacrificing it for my brother

Looks like you've earned so much

that you've lost appreciation

for money

One appreciates man, not money

They might be laborers for you.

But they are admirers of my music

I can't drop them for money

No knowing what they

have done to you,

you have forgotten your family

How can I forget your, dad? You

have given a new color to my music

I ought to sacrifice

money over you

There can't be a father

like you in this world

Pour the petrol, quick.

- Yes

Set every thing on fire

Boss has ordered to smoke it

Hold

Light it. C'mon

Dip it in petrol

Hurry

Why isn't it lightning?

I don't know.

- Throw the torch away

Let it go!

Come on! Don't let him go

Let me go!

You said it'd go up in clouds of

smoke. But it didn't smoke at all

Sorry sir, the petrol

didn't ignite

Not petrol. Water!

I know everything

Such carelessness! You

took adulterated petrol

We thought it was genuine, sir

Really?

- We bought it in the black market

Bastard! Do they ever serve

genuine stuff in the black market?

Looks like I must

do something myself

Don't mind this, Sardar-ji

Corruption is rampant in India

Had it been England's

petrol, your..

..mill would've gone

up in smoke. Finished

Well Mr K.B Singh..?

- Glory to corruption, I mean

You ought to thank that fellow

who sold adulterated petrol

Genuine stuff mustn't

have saved the mill

You are right, Mr K.B Singh.

If I find that corrupt man,

I'll certainly reward him. - You

are wrong. Why call him corrupt?

He's not at fault. His

adulteration saved your factory

Mr Deep, one thing that I like

very much about your factory..

is the colour of the machinery.

- I see

The entire machinery is green.

I like the colour green

Sat Sri Akal

All these are actually

new machines. Imported

This is a roller,

it juices sugarcane

These machines are

outdated in the U.K

Outdated? But this is the latest

I'll give a better machine on

my sister's wedding, in dowry

Sir, there's an important

message from London for you

Message.. very, very important.

- Message from London

Let me drop a bomb on you. - I

hate your sight. Give me good news

I'm trying to make a lasting

impression on them

Forget it. Worry about yourself.

A bomb is about to fall on you

You are raving

Not a real bomb, the Mohali

cops are looking for you

Mohali cops are looking

for me? Stop raving

I'm not raving, it's the truth.

They have set roadblocks everywhere

Everyone is being asked, "Are

you the scrap dealer K.B ?"

You are raving. Why are the cops

looking for me? What have I done?

Why are they looking for me? -

Not I, Ranjit Singh sent the cops

He said you are selling

adulterated petrol. I can't help it

Cut the crap. Won't you

ever bring good news?

I say, in Mohali..

-Well Mr K.B Singh,

do you like my sugar mill?

- Of course

I like it very much. But I

feel a little suffocated

I feel suffocated. Suffocation

Never mind. Let me show

you around outside

Mohal..

- Where do we go?

Mohali.

- Sure, Mohali..

no, not Mohali!

- Come with me

No, I'm fine here.

- See the plot for our new mill

No..

- Come with me

Be seated, I've to go to the bank

Be seated!

Move, move

Stop

Who is it?

Please come out, Sardar-ji

Stop

Listen..

Stop

I love my Punjab

Color Punjab! I love it

Move it, kids

Mr K.B Singh, what is this?

Actually, I'm enjoying

the colourful Punjab

I like romantic Punjab!

- Mr K.B Singh, this is not London

Kids will come after you.

- No problem. I like Indian kids

What is it, Inspector?

- Who is this, Sardar-ji?

He's my son's to-be

brother-in-law. - From the U.K

Indian police? I like it

Let's go, Mr K.B Singh

Who is this?

Smart guy

We've been informed that the cops

have exposed a huge petrol scam

For a long time adulterated petrol

was being sold in three states

The accused Tillu Singh, a

scrap dealer, is absconding

The government has announced

50,000 cash reward for news on him

Bomb, what blast is this!

The cops are looking..

for the boss

I'll also be hauled in

What are you thinking of?

Go and look for boss

Boss

Ass! Won't you ever drop in

quietly? You take the life out of me

Speak! Where did you

go leaving me alone?

Don't I bring you news daily?

- News? Ass

Or are you digging my grave?

Shoot the news

Very bad news

You bring news as bad as your face

Won't you ever bring good news?

Hurry up and tell me

I've been surviving on juice.

- You'd rather order another glass

The news might give

you a rude shock

Shoot, swine!

We've been exposed.

The cops of three states

are madly looking for you

Before they take you, just

vanish. - Hold this, sonny

Swine! You are always

bringing ominous news

Ever brought good news? Are

you my servant? Or my enemy?

Enemy! I mean, I bring

your enemy's news

There's good news too.

- Tell me quickly

The news is..

- Scheme!

The scheme is that, scrap is

being auctioned in Kashmir

Why don't we go there, strike

a deal and set the business?

Once things cool down here,

we'll be back to pavilion

That's a good.. tell me, swine

Where do I leave Pinky?

I'm here.

- What do you mean?

I got an idea. Now that

you are leaving,

why don't you take Deep

and Pinky along?

Sardar has a bungalow there.

Free accommodation and free food

And we'll do business there

Deep and Pinky are here

Hi Pinky. How are you?

- I'm fine

My doll, I'm thinking of going

to Kashmir regarding business

I want the two of you to

come with me to Kashmir

What will we do there, brother?

- I'm also going, Pinky

I mean, boss is planning to

set up business in Kashmir

He wants you to come along.

We'll do our business,

you folks do yours

Hey lad,

you have afflicted me

Your love has rendered me useless

you have afflicted me

Your love has rendered me useless

Hey lassie..

you worry too much, why?

You belong to me

you worry too much, why?

You belong to me

you worry too much, why?

You belong to me

you worry too much, why?

You belong to me

Pinky, it's an amazing

sight, isn't it?

That looks like the

Sardar's son Deep

Wonderful! Romancing in Kashmir

As long as that girl

is in his life,

my daughter can't marry him.

She must be taken care of

Pick up the girl. Thrash the boy,

let him know who he

has messed with

Come on

Let go.. let go of me

Let go!

Brother

Even in his sleep a Jat is deadly.

But you've struck a roaring lion

Are you all right?

How come you are here, brother?

- I came for a show

What brings you here? - I came

here with Pinky for a picnic

Who were they?

- No idea

Don't worry. Come

Be careful, son

Bittu!

Bittu, are you all right?

You drive an expensive car ..

..with eyes blindfolded.

Can't you even see kids?

The parents should be careful.

They leave their kids

to die on the road

My new car would've been

stained with blood

Even if someone dies, you

wouldn't want your car to be stained

You wouldn't care for the kid's

life, but for your car stains

Vermin like him wander

about everywhere

Why should I care? Who knows,

he might be a bastard

A child is God's gift,

not a bastard

I don't know how to thank you

The kid is saved,

no need to thank me

I'll leave now. - How can you

leave without having tea?

I'll come some other day.

- Not for me, for the kid

For the sake of the kid.

- For his sake..? All right

I'll have a glass of water.

-All right.

Please sit.

- Ok.

Mummy

Beeba, take care of him. He

would've lost his life today

What..?

- He was about to come under a car

Are you all right?

- Yes

Thank the man who saved his life

I forgot. He's sitting outside.

Give him water, I'll make tea

If you even come before

my son by mistake,

I'll hack him to pieces,

right before you

What happened, Beeba? Why did you

come back? Why are you weeping?

He.. is Jehli. Bittu's father

He's Bittu's father?

Then you must certainly meet him.

- No, no

I can't meet him.

- Why not?

If I meet him, Sardar-ji

will kill Jehli, not me

That's why I'm bearing this exile

Beeba, he saved your son.. I mean,

he saved his son by

risking his own

Won't you even thank him?

Go and give him water

Go on

Who was that?

- My friend

And the kid?

- Her son

I'll leave now. Sat Sri Akal.

- Sat Sri Akal

This is not happening

Your son.. it'll be tough to

raise him without his father

God will raise him

Beeba, don't be stubborn.

There's still time

Go and stop him

I have faith in God

My son will take care of himself

I've planted a sapling

in my courtyard

Sitting at the door,

I watch you play

I've planted a sapling

in my courtyard

Sitting at the door,

I watch you play

I pine for a glimpse of you..

all day, all night

Come and meet me..

in the dark of the night, my love

Come and meet me..

in the dark of the night, my love

I planted a sapling of love

I'm broke, empty handed

I planted a sapling of love

I'm broke, empty handed

Like wet wood on fire..

my life smokes unceasingly

You must also be missing

me every now and then

You must also be missing

me every now and then

On a tree..

I've hung a swing. Rock me

On a tree..

I've hung a swing. Rock me

There's nothing without

you in this world

I still have faith in God, my love

There's nothing without

you in this world

I still have faith in God, my love

I seek just one thing..

in the morning and at night..

to meet her just once

in my lifetime

to meet her just once

in my lifetime

to meet her just once

in my lifetime

to meet her just once

in my lifetime

to meet her just once

in my lifetime

Sardar saheb!

Please read this newspaper. K.B

Singh's fraud has been described

Cops from five states are

after him. Take a look

Such betrayal!

Mr Grewal..

Hello? Hi, Prince Charles.

How are you?

Prince Charles

So brother, keep in mind, you are

coming on my sister's marriage

Yep

I'll talk to the queen

later on. Yep

Be sure, you are coming

Okay, I'll talk to Mr Bush

What do you think? Should

I invite him or not?

Mr George Bush. President, U.S.A

Should I invite him? Okay,

I'll see to it

Bye dear. Thank you so much

I'll be there.

Prince Charles

Oh my goodness! Three missed

calls from Musharraf

Musharraf, President of Pakistan

Three missed calls.

I'll call him. -Sure

Hi Mushi uncle. How are you?

Yes uncle, I'm in India.

My sister is marrying

Uncle, she is your niece. You

share a great relationship with dad

As her uncle, you are invited.

Come two days in advance

We have to take the gifts.

Get some fruits from Lahore

You know how much I love

halwa from Karachi

Oh yes. You are coming

two days in advance,

or I'm not talking to you

Okay Mushi uncle. Bye

Musharraf, President of Pakistan

Oh shit!

Have you invited your relatives?

- Yes, I have

Your fraternity?

Well..? Fraternity?

Yes. Fraternity

Fraternity of scrap dealers

Get up, fraud. Have

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