Que Pena Tu Vida (2010) - full transcript
After being unemployed and all alone, Javier decides to try and win back Sophia, his ex-girlfriend, but discovers that she is already with another man and has no intentions to get back with him. To overcome the failure of love, Javier will be mired in endless adventures with different women and characters that cross on their way (family, friends and co-workers), where alcohol, sex and bad decisions are the common factors of this chaotic and decadent trip. During the whole journey and always beside was Angela, his best friend, probably the person he was always looking for.
How was my
relationship with Sofia?
let's see...
Javier
Javier and Sofia?
They're a pain!
Where do I start?
I hate people that say
that Mexico City is a shitty place
How are they not going to say that
when we are drowning in smog
There are many pretty days when
we can even see the volcanos
Yes, very pretty...
But what can you tell me
about traffic.
I feel like I've spent more than
half of my life in a car.
It's like that in every major city,
but this city is beautiful!
As modern as any other,
and as ancient as it's roots.
Besides, at the end everyone looks
at their city they way they want to.
In spite of its bullshit,
I love my city!
In spite of its bullshit,
I love my city?
When did you
become a poet?
I don't know, maybe what I love
the most about this city...
it's that you live here
Yeah right Javier!
Sofia...
I know we've only been dating
for a couple weeks but....
I love you
Thank you
I really have to go,
I'm late
I'll see you later?... ciao
Taxi!
I told her I love you
I told you to wait
for three months
I couldn't wait
Don't be so intense, stop stalking
her for a few days
But I know she feels the same
F·%K MY LIFE
F·%K MY LIFE
It's been scientifically proven
that we all have a soul mate
And how can you scientifically
prove something like that?
When I met Sofia, I was sure
I had found my soul mate
Let's see
How did I meet Sofia?
We met at a campaign I made
for the publicity agency
Javier
Yes
Everything all right?
Great! Good, good
I have good news for you
What do you mean?
Come to my office
I got promoted to
Social Media Platform Director
with all its benefits
It carries your style
Youthful but classy
I don't see you with a different one
Listen to me,
I'm a publicist
so don't come up
with those lines
No, I was just saying because
of your shirt
they are the same color
This is the one!
I'm taking it with me
What do you think?
Well, it's a little expensive
for its size...
Don't you think?
It doesn't matter
where you work,
your lifestyle is what
gives you the status
Don't use those slogans on me,
I make a living out of them
When will it be ready?
Two months
We met while shooting
a stupid video clip
I made for the advertising agency
Javier used to work for.
She checked me out
the moment I walked in
He was so creepy... seriously!
At the end, when everything was over,
she came up to me and...
nothing, she just gave me her number
Obviously,
I wasn't going to give him my number!
I told her
I had a lot of work
and that I don't pick up the phone
during business hours...
so I just gave her my email.
I gave him my email address
just so he would leave me alone.
One day he wrote me an email
and asked me to go
to a party with him.
I said I couldn't go,
but he insisted and begged me,
and begged me,
until I got sick of it
and I said yes.
I agreed to go out with him
Four?
Are you alive?
Hey... so.... How was it?
How was what?
Last night
Us
Where is the bathroom?
Out the door,
all the way down the hall
Oh my god, oh my god,
oh my god,
What happened?
Nothing, just that
the cleaning lady is out there
Who?
The cleaning lady,
she is out there
We don't have
a cleaning lady
Poopy
Damn... It's my mother!
You live with your mother?
Did you say my mom looks
like a maid?
She was wearing some random clothes
and she was cleaning
She takes yoga classes
Mom,
what are you doing here?
Hey! As far as I know,
this is my house
Aren't you going to introduce me
to your friend?
No
I'm sorry
Hi, I,
I'm Sofia
Hi, I'm Patricia
Don't you worry,
I'm very modern
Actually, I'm very glad that Poopy
found someone
because he's been dry for
I don't know how long,
if you know what I mean.
She perfectly understands.
Can you please leave us alone!
Don't be a brat
Uish! it smells horrible in here,
we need to air it
It smells like..... youth!
What a mess,
this is so messy, oh my god!
Mom, leave it!
I'll clean up later.
Just leave it mom!
Oh my God!
Hey!
One, two...
Mom, leave it!
Three...
Four!
My poopy is a bull right?
Can you leave now?
Did you already asked your friend
to stay for breakfast?
No! No, no, no, no, I.... can't
In this house we like to treat
our visits very good
Leave her alone!
She has stuff to do
Don't contradict me,
I am you mother
I gave birth to you...
with a lot pain
Go ahead start,
don't wait for me
I was told
in my cooking class
that the best cure for a hang over
is orange juice and asparagus.
And where are the asparagus?
Thanks Ma'am
Oh no, no! Come on, please
don't call me Ma'am,
call me Paty, Sofi.
Ok!
Cooking class?
Weren't you taking yoga classes?
Yes!
But that was before, Poopy
Now, I want to be
a macrobiotic food chef.
Poopy? Why do call him Poopy?
Well, because when...
Mom!
What?
When he was little,
his elementary school classmates
gave him that nickname because
he would always do it in class.
He would always do what?
Well, poop,
That's why ...Poopy
Oh! Got it
Isn't he the most
beautiful thing you've ever seen?
Check this! Lucky you!
Yes! All protein
Well, I guess you're never
going to want to see me again
but let me tell you that
four times is a record.
Four times what?
Us! Four times.
Javier,
we only did it once... if any
And why were there
four condoms open?
Nooo
Well, how was THE one time?
I like you
You like me!
Look,
I swear if we do it again,
I'm going to be more gentle
Javier! I really have to go
Ok, bye
Bye
Take care, ok?
"I want to tell you something,
I like you"
I like you?
I'm an idiot!
Yes?
I have a boyfriend.
We are on a break,
but I have a boyfriend
Look, last night it wasn't bad,
it wasn't, but...
it wasn't very good
It was... ok
Ok ...is good or bad?
Look,
if I break up with this boyfriend,
I would like for us
to keep seeing each other
and maybe, practicing,
this OK can turn
into something ... incredible
So, do you want me to ask you
out to lunch?
I'll call you
Yeah right, I know that one.
You'll call me, sure...
I mean it! I'll call you.
Don't be so desperate.
Bye
Ciao
Poopy!
We lasted....
About a year and a half
Two years!
Two and a half years.
Well, he counts the six months
I was studying dance abroad
but that doesn’t count!
I think that this whole thing
about breaking up...
it kind of had me a little
over my head.
The number you have dialed
has been changed
The number you have dialed
has been changed
Sofia!
Sofia! Open the god damn door
I'm outside!
Sofia?
No you idiot!
It's Andrea
What do you want?
Where are you?
I asked him
Outside her house
Get out of there right now!
I can't,
I have to talk to her in person
To me,
Andrea it's like a dude with boobs
To me,
Javier is like a girl, with balls
She adores me!
You're aware that I'm the one
that will be left
picking up your pieces
when you're crying right?
Bye Andrea
Don't you dare hang up on me!
and he did!
Sofia! I know you're in there,
I can see your car
Sofia stop bugging your neighbors!
Is this what you wanted?
Do you like this?
It's yours?
It looks exactly like my ex's
We broke up and...
I'm sorry
I couldn't care less!
Give me your cellphone!
I normally don't give it to strangers,
but it's 5622
You are an idiot!
Give me your cellphone
and I'll give it back to you
after you pay me
No
What are you doing?
Let me go!
Where are you going?
What is it that I liked the most
about Javier?
Well, he was caring, very funny...
He was also insecure, jealous
I loved him
Until he broke up with me
I got scared
And now you want to
get back together!
I don't know what happened
Listen, you do remember that
I loved you right?
And that I would've gone
anywhere with you.
Please forgive me
I learned my lesson!
Sofia I realized that you are
the most important thing to me
and that we have to be together
But you just said you loved me!
Yes!
And I also said that not any more
Javier please!
Sofia, give me a kiss
- No! What is wrong with you?
- Give me a kiss
Let go of me!
Good evening
Is there something wrong?
No officer, we are just talking
Mmm...what were you talking about?
Well, personal stuff
that doesn't concern you,
So if you please excuse us
There is nothing
happening in here.
If nothing is happening,
why are you teary-eyed?
And if you are teary-eyed
its because
something is happening
but, if you say
nothing is happening
and you have teary eyes,
then you're doing drugs
Of course not,
Officer of course not!
Please,
get out of the vehicle
- Officer, there is no need...
- Turn around
Turn around
What do you pretend
young man?
What happens is that earlier
someone tore my pants
That is against people's dignity.
That is what they did to me!
Who?
It doesn't matter,
it doesn't matter
Go and press charges...
and... lift your pants
That's it?
You can go home now.
And be thankful that
I'm not arresting you
for exposing yourself
indecently in public
Thank you
What's wrong?
Did you know that
when you broke up with me
I spent a whole day
locked in my room
just crying non-stop...
until I fainted?
No
See? That's why
we have to be together
You never cared
about my world,
my job, or my family
No, no , that's not true,
it isn't true!
Ok, ok!
What is my dad's name?
Sofia, come on,
how will I not know
your dad's name!
Javier!
What's my dad's name?
I have more of a visual memory,
I'm not good with names,
names...are...
This can't be real,
you saw him like ten times!
We spent two
Christmases with him!
Well you're ... ok...
I don't know
your dad's name,
but that
doesn't mean anything!
Whatever is important to me
doesn't mean anything to you!
God!
I know you are
not doing ok
I get it... I get it
I don't have to know!
Erase me from twitter,
Facebook, instagram,
everything, please!
Are you ok babe?
Who is that?
She started dating
Paul Izquierdo
The famous singer
Just picture this;
You break up with your girlfriend
and she starts dating a guy
that is a mix between
Hugh Grant, that Fobia singer,
and a bit of Juanes...
That is Paul Izquierdo
I met Paul right after
I broke up with Javier
Uh...
They asked me
If I wanted to be
in his new music video
Take it
What is this?
It's your stuff
You left them at my place
I don't want them
Javier... I just hope...
That you and I can be friends
No thank you,
I already have enough
I know what I did
was wrong
But I was confused
[Delete all photos]
[Yes]
I decided to reflect upon myself
It was a period of..
It was an introspective period,
Serenity,
Peace
Francisca! Hey!
What are you doing tonight?
Your grandma?
What about later?
Tomorrow?
I don't know... some breakfast?
You have a boyfriend!
Why didn't you tell me that
in the first place?
You are a bitch!
♪ You are a bitch! ♪
♪ I have a boyfriend,
but I threw my undies ♪
And she even...
I can't hear you dude
I don't hear anything dude
Fuck!
I'm saying that bitch got mad
Because I didn't remember
her dad's name!
With me is the exact opposite,
I'm really good with names
but I get confused with faces
He is the most annoying person
that's ever been to this bar
And let me tell you we get a lot...
even politicians!
That idiot started telling me
Of his fucking love life
with Juliet...
Sofia?
Sofia, Juliet... like I cared.
Where do people get
that the barman
is here to listen
to their pathetic stories?
No, no, I know you didn't
give me your number,
your friend did.
Hello?
So when are you free?
What are you doing on Sunday?
Going to Mass?
I'm sorry I swear to God
I thought you were an atheist!
Dude we're closed!
Good for you,
I'm happy that a cheap singer
Finally got you a job
as a dancer.
You don't think that
I thought the worst part
was over
But no
Everything alright?
Good, good...
I'm glad
Good news
I want you
to be in charge of
the new campaign
for Paul Izquierdo
We got the account!
I want you to do
a digital media proposal
I know its great!
Give me five!
I'll count on you
So now I had to boost
the image of the guy
that was dating Sofia
Paul,
I'm so happy that we are online,
Honestly,
we are very excited to show you
The digital platform campaign.
So whenever you are ready!
Thank you so much.
I'm really excited to see it
Shall we start?
Please
Javier
Javier,
can you show it to us?
Paul Izquierdo!
How can we define Paul Izquierdo?
As a sex symbol that
takes advantage
Of vulnerable unbalanced women
Javier!
The campaign
The campaign
Paul Izquierdo uses
anti wrinkle cream every day
He also likes to wear
fashionable clothes
He uses his fame to get girls
that are at least 10 years
younger than him
What is this shit?
What does this mean?
What's important here is that
We need to sell
lots of records, right?
That's why the campaign
needs to be aggressive,
And that way everyone
will know that
Paul Izquierdo likes to steal
other men's girlfriends...
Hey!
Silence!
I'm so sorry Paul!
this has never happened before
Why don't you go outside
and take some air?
Anyhow, Paul Izquierdo
is The Old Hipster
That we all carry inside.
Who is that guy?
I'm so sorry
Why don't we try to
relax a little bit
[Share Campaing]
Why did you do that asshole?
I am the Social Media Director
You were
What do you mean?
Unemployed? No
I had free time to read,
draw some of my comics
I think it was good for me.
Seriously?
You still have your ex's
stuffed animals?
First, you have to throw
all this mess away
You do realize that you
can't live like this?
Why not?
I like it
Although... the bank seems
not to like it that much
Look
Javier!
When did you spend all this money?
That is a very good question
Ok and...
how is the job hunt doing?
Did you see this wonderful thing?
What?
Javier!
Why do you torture yourself like this?
Javier!
Javier!
Shh!! Wait this is the best part
Hey I was looking at it
Come here!
What you need is called oxygen
So come on
Get dressed, lets go
Come on!
Coming!
[Civil Status: Widowed]
I just saw your widow status...
are you single?
Seriously?
You just can't be offline for a minute
My ex ex,
just sent me a message
Mariana the pig?
Hey!,
She had a thyroid condition
Let me see
her profile picture
Let me see
Is this for real?
Is this her profile picture?
A flower
I mean,
whom do they want to fool?
The fat ones
They always use flowers
or little bears as profile pictures
Like we were going to forget
that they're fat
I would always come here
with Sofia
You only want
to get back together with her
because you can't have her,
And just for the record
that isn't love,
you are obsessed
Whim
Tantrum
I'm so over this
I have to go
Javier promise me something,
You are not going to go out tonight
Ok I'm out,
you're too bitter
Looks like tonight
is a bit dead
Dude it's Sunday
what did you expect?
And who says we can't party
on a Sunday?
On Sundays only losers come
Of course that
has nothing to do with you
What are you waiting for?
Go for it!
No, I think she is waiting
for her boyfriend
What boyfriend?
I'm sure she is a cougar
in search of fresh meat
If I were you...
What?
You're kidding
Lorena was the typical
forty something year old
with an existential crisis.
She had just split after
many years of being married
I like it.
Interesting...
What?
Why don't you come home
with me?
I want to show you something
that I think you're going to love
Ok
Wish me luck
Yeah, sure,
Get the fuck out of here
Come in
Nice place
That's the only good thing
that my ex left me
Some music?
Ok
Do you like jazz?
I love it! Sure,
I love jazz
It kills me
I have always loved Jazz
Do you mind if
I send a quick email?
Sure
Work, you know...
But yeah,
I mean jazz is great
I've love it since I was a kid,
because...
[Jazz is a music genre
that originated in the United States]
It's a musical genre
that came up in the United States
at the end of
the nineteenth century,
And what I love about it,
it's that is a fusion
between blues and ragtime
which makes music
to be like a fusion...
And for me Louis Armstrong
it's a big one!
Really, a big one.... yes...
Is that the number two edition
of The Lost Island?
Really?
Wow!
Since when do you like comics?
Since I was little
I went to school for advertising,
but my dream has
always been to draw comics
My ex works at an editorial
He has an enormous collection
of these little magazines
Are you serious?
Do you think that maybe
I could have a word with him
about this project...
Come with me
Here it is!
Wow!
Wow!
This is worth a fortune
There are more here
You can have them
Are you serious?
Sure, they're all yours
What are you doing?
No, don't open it!
Why?
What do you mean why?
You just don't do it!
What?
I've been wanting to do this
for a long time
Lorena, calm down!
Please!
You always preferred
your stupid magazines over me!
Here are your stupid magazines!
Look!
I feel so liberated
So things started to
heat up a bit
Is all of this necessary?
Does it bother you?
Hum, no
It's just... the camera...
are you sure?
Come on!
Which other way would I keep
the memory of this moment?
Ok
but don't put this on YouTube
Seriously
You like it?
Yes, it's... ouch...
It hurts a bit but yes I like it
- Yeah?
- Yes
Do you enjoy
watching me in your bed,
with a complete stranger?
With an asshole that
I picked up at a bar
Hey! I'm here
Ramon, call the cops
and please pick up my comics
How nice!
Oh yes, keep talking to me
- Yeah, I love it!
- You like it? You like it?
My love!
Again?
Sr. this has an explanation
Lorena, you and I already broke up
No! You and I are not over
If you hadn't left
with your slutty secretary,
You and I'd still be together
This is the third time
that you break into my house
Baby,
I am incapable of hurting you
He threw away your comics
That's not true
Shhh!! Shut up,
shut up, shut up!
And you have no idea!
He tried to rape me!
How is it that
I tried to rape you,
if I am tied up like a pig?
That's why I tied him up
Lorena, listen to me.
You can't get close to me,
you can't be near my house
- Baby please!
- I am not your baby
Please understand!
You and I are soul mates
- Lorena, please
- You and I are one
- Lorena, this is not funny,
- It's not funny?
One cannot do
crazy things for love
Thanks for coming
to get me mom
Do you realize what time it is?
I have to get up early tomorrow
for my floriculture class
and here I am
getting you out of jail!
Mom, don't overreact!
I told you
it was a misunderstanding
with the apartment owner.
Floriculture class?
Now you want to be a florist?
And what do you care
if I want to be a florist?
What do you...
Honestly I don't know
what am I going to do with you
Now it turns out
that my son is a rapist!
Don't overreact!
Ah! What happened?
Good evening!
Good evening!
Police Commissioner
Rafael Pérez at your service
I'm sorry to inform that you
just hit a patrol car
I'm so sorry officer,
did I hurt you?
No, nothing happened
We were lucky
It's just... that...
I didn't see you
You know how us
women can be
Yes, yes, easily distracted
and passionate
Excuse me officer but...
You have a lovely mustache
Thank you
I don't mean to brag
but only from Commissioner up,
we can pull it off.
Have you noticed how bad
patrolmen look with it?
It looks wonderful on you
Well, at least you banged
the crazy comics lady right?
No
Then, how long
it's been since you...
Are you ok?
It was only one time
Like a thousand years ago...
at the prom and I was wasted
Let's see...
Javier in bed was...
So after that...
Things started to get
romantic and...
He made some really
funny noises
like...
Something like that
I got it ok...stop!
Shut up! I got it!
Enough!
I don't know...
8 months...
Poor baby
That's why you seem
stronger here
Yes?
And... did you already break
your wrist from...
Stop it!
When was
the last time that you...?
I'm not answering that...
You're seeing someone!
Of curse not
Did you get back together
with "Tiger"?
Javier!
Gross!
Nobody calls him "Tiger"
Only you
And only because
one time he said
- What's up tiger?
I mean, calling someone tiger
is much worse than saying
Hi pops! Hello papo!
What's up my paps....
I mean who talks like that?
Come on!
No, I didn't get back
together with him
We just randomly
see each other
I can't believe it!
You are the tiger's fuck buddy
We are two grown ups,
who sometimes need
physical contac,
without getting
any feelings involved
Basically, a fuck buddy
Here it is
Hey!
Fast and Furious 8?
Who's birthday it is?
How do you know that?
Because you always
give DVDs as a birthday present
Who is it?
Give it back!
Who's?
Anthony's
Who is Anthony?
Tiger
On top of everything
the "Tiger's" name is Tony?
Andrea!
He is not good for you.
Do you remember
he cheated on you with your friend?
Well, yes...
but they didn't know I knew
He likes Fast and Furious?
What's wrong with you?
Are you jealous or what?
No I'm not
Then take it down a notch
And... come with me tonight
to his birthday party
I'll pick you up at ten
No!
Javier pick whatever you want...
But, you used to enjoy
watching cartoons with me
Look, this is the critic's choice
for movie of the year
David Lynch?
Who wants to see that?
Well, someone who only
watches cartoons clearly not.
Or who is always drawing,
Or loves a man that slings
spider webs to everyone...
Don't be superficial...
besides,
it lasts like three hours!
Javier!
Not everything is a commercial!
Not everything lasts
thirty seconds
Although lately...you do
Well, we had our differences
What did I like the most
about my relationship with Sofia?
Everything
We were the perfect couple
I loved to make her laugh
I liked that she was
more educated than me
I liked that she wasn't
afraid to play
She fulfilled all
of my stupid fantasies
All of them!
But more than anything
I loved dancing with her
Anywhere
I loved Sofia, but
but where were we heading?
To get married?
To smell our farts
until the day we died?
I think I was
very happy with Sofia,
But I didn’t realized
I don't know why did
I let you convince me
Come on!
It's going to be fun
Andy!
Hi!
I'm glad you came
Happy Birthday!
Thanks!
What's up tiger?
How are you?
Huh? Huh?
What's up pops,
paps, dude?
Welcome, please come in!
Feel at home,
I mean my parents
are gone for the weekend
So I'm home alone.
Seriously?
And how is it going?
Good, great!
The typical brat
that plays golf
And has a weekend house
in the suburbs,
Honestly I have no idea
what was it that Andrea saw in him
Hey look!
Let me introduce you to
Teresa Lascurain Arrigunaga
His girlfriend
Honey,
this is Andrea Robles
Oh, Pinocchio?
Yes
What?
She is cute!
Her nose is not as big
as you said it was
It is! You can tell better
when she smiles
But she has pretty eyes
Well, you haven't seen
her face from the side
Look, smile!
Move backwards a bit
Smile!
She looks like a
little toucan from here
Right! Like a touca...
Smile, smile so we can tell,
because you can see...
it's true!
Toucan, Pinocchio, yeah...
- Smile!
- Smile!
Shut up!
No! I don't have
that big of a nose!
What happens is
that I have a small face.
I was told by a Doctor
Happy Birthday my love
Thanks baby
Wow!
The full Fast and Furious collection!
In Blu Ray!
Oh my god!
You are the best!
What did you bring him?
No, I don't do gifts
Pinocchio,
what about the DV...
It's ok,
I also have a big nose
And I say it strengthens
your personality
I felt like if I was on Avatar
next to the 10ft bitch!
I mean she is pretty
but whatever
Besides!
Who does she think she is?
Introducing herself
as his girlfriend!
Calm down!
You said that things
were not serious with him
Thanks for coming with me
to my humiliation night
My pleasure
You are so dumb
And... what are you doing
this weekend?
Mmm... Nothing,
I'm unemployed.
Do you want to come
with me to this event?
- They hired me as a hostess
- No thanks!
- Come on!
- No
I'll give you free beers!
As many as you want
Ok, I'm in
Do you want to go grab
a beer at a bar?
Right now?
No
No!
What is wrong with you?
I have to get up
early tomorrow
Too bad!
I was thinking
we could grab a beer
and maybe after that
we could hit first base,
then second...
Javier!
Then, maybe third...
Why not?
- Ugh!
- What?
There is no chance that
I'm going to be your
emergency rebound, no way
Well, I tried! I tried!
You never know...
You know what?
Get out of here!
- Grose! Out! Now!
- I've been kicked out of better cars
Please! You're disgusting
Idiot!
Hey!
Take a picture so it lasts longer
in your memory. Asshole
Ursula!
It's Javier Fernandez?
Do you remember me?
We worked together at
Concept Advertising.
Social Media Director
No?
Ursula?
Ursula de la Cuesta
She has something off.
She would get stuck
and we would have to re-set her
so she would snap out of it
Weird, weird
Ursula, are you ok?
Javier Fernandez!
Do you remember me?
We worked at the agency,
at Concept Advertising
Of course I remember you,
what a coincidence!
Yes
What are you doing here?
I was supposed to
meet a date
but he canceled on me
because his wife is at the hospital...
Giving birth.
Should we get a drink?
I hate it!
What do you hate? Tell me
I hate people who use hands-free
and talk on the phone
while they are walking
Oh, because they look like
crazy people?
Exactly!
Like schizophrenics
Exactly just like that!
I hate poor people
What?
I know it's not politically correct
How?
They have bad manners
The other day this guy...
you can't tell but these boobs
are not mine
I mean, they are,
but I bought them.
He turns to see them,
That asshole
that I'm telling you about,
and he is just staring at them...
It was so uncomfortable
that I had to let him touch them.
You let him touch them?
Yes Javier!
It's just skin
and in this case, the skin is plastic
Do you want to touch them?
Here?
Yes
So you can prove they feel real
How dare you
squeeze my boobs?
I'm ... sorry
I said touching!
That is very different from squeezing
It's just that you said to...
You know what,
I don't hate poor people
I hate guys that stare
my cleavage like idiots
Do you want to touch?
Hum..
No...
Are you sure?
Yes, yes, yes
Look who is here?
I don't know, I don't know him
Yes you do know him!
Are you getting the car?
Yes
I'll get it in a bit
What the fuck,
they're following us
Hi Sofia
Oh, Hi Javier
Javier!
Sure, I've heard
a lot of you from Sofia.
By the way, thank you so much
for uploading the campaign
to social media,
it's been a hit!
World trending topic!
Right babe?
Yeah crazy
Hi Paul
Hi
I'm a fan
How are you?
I have all two of your records
Well, I have over ten of them
but thanks
I'll buy the ones I'm missing
Can we talk? Alone?
Now?
Hum, ok, yes
Are you sure puppy?
Yes
I'll be right there
What are you doing here?
Hum, puppy?
What do you mean
what I'm doing here?
Seriously,
stop following me!
Javier, what are you talking about?
You're crazy!
I'm not following you,
It was a coincidence.
I used to come to this bar.
That's what I mean
Baby the car is ready,
should we leave?
Yes
Good bye
You two disgust me!
What did you say?
That you two disgust me!
How dare you talking to me like that?
You know something;
you can keep
all the fucking bars in this city,
get wasted and find someone....
that loves you like I did.
I didn't know you were
such a good singer
Ursula was such a
hypocrite, superficial, racist,
she would get stuck...
but she was really hot
Move harder Paul!
Wait!
Did you call me Paul?
Yes, what's wrong?
Nothing!, nothing
You can call me
whatever you like
Now sing
What?
Sing to me Paul!
Sing to me Paul!
What happened?
Those are not
the right lyrics!
You can't trust in the use
of condoms anymore
You're on the pill right?
No!
They make me feel bloated
Then,
what are we going to do?
I don't know about you,
but I can't have any more abortions
How many times
has this happened to you?
Many! I'm really fertile,
I step on a condom
and I get pregnant.
Maybe the time has come
for me to be a mother
I know I haven't had
a steady income
and that I'm a little
behind with my payments...
You are telling me
that the bank is in a crisis?
And how do you think
I find myself?
No!
Please don't put the music!
One hundred and
fifty thousand
But I paid over four hundred
thousand for it
This particular blue
it's not selling very well
Well but it is elegant,
youthful but stylish
I'm a car salesman.
Don't use that on me
[No jobs found]
I get it!
I owe you a lot of money
and I don't have a job but...
l have a question for you,
If you take the apartment
away from me,
Where am I going to live?
[No jobs found]
One hundred and
forty thousand, cash.
What do you want
to drink dude?
Can you give me a beer
and I'll pay you later
You know what's your problem?
You always want to pick up girls
in ridiculous places like this,
I hate those fucking brats!
I'm done with my shift
and I'm going to a real club,
with real girls,
not like these ones!
Do you wanna come?
Here you go my love
So?
Let's go to
the dancefloor,
I want to see
those tits bounce
Come on!
Naughty girl!
Baby I love your hair!
So smooth
Do you want a blowjob?
What?
You want me to
give you a blowjob?
I give a really good one
- Ok, sure
- Ok let's do it!
What the fuck? Gross!
This fucking fat ass
just puked on me
One can't get sick
without being insulted
What did you just call her?
What she is...
A fucking fat ass
- Are you sure asshole?
- Calm down bitch
Bitch?
Dude run for your life!
Wait for me!
Wait for me!
Hurry up you idiot!
Dude Wait for me!
Wait!
Let's get out of here!
Fucking assholes!
Javier!
Javier!
Javier!
Come here!
Hi
Andrea?
Yes
I thought you were
a hostess
I am!
Don't make fun of me!
You went out
last night didn't you?
You look like shit
No, I didn't
Yes, you did
Can I go in and grab a drink?
It's just that it's
a private event,
but I can get you
anything to drink.
Besides, you said
you were going to keep me company
Do you want me to stay here?
Come on, I'm only grabbing
something to drink
and I'll be right back
Please!
Ok
But don't take too long
Hurry!
I'll be right back
I'll be waiting...
Hi!
Hi!
I haven't seen you in forever!
How are you... doing?
Mmm, What is my name?
I'm really bad with names,
I have more of a visual memory...
Come on!
I know it's really awkward
to run into your ex...
Right, Poopy?
Mariana?
Mariana? Mariana the fa..
Mariana?
Mariana and I dated for like a year
Basically we only watched TV
and ate
What happened to you?
Did you put a balloon in your stomach?
Cut your intestines?
No, nothing like that
No ugly details...
But you were
a super gluttoness
Where did you go?
One minute,
just one minute...hold on
My ex ex is here!
Mariana the pig?
And how did she fit
through the door? Haha
And why did you split?
Raul is a good guy
but his aura and mine
were not vibrating
at the same frequency
He is very different from you
Different? How?
Raul is very serious,
not like you.
You are very hippie and
love doing drugs and stuff
I don't do drugs!
Just because
the only day I smoked pot
your dad had to walk on me
and kicked me out!
Poopy, after everything
we've been through
we trust each other right?
And I miss things...
Seeing you got me hungry
Where are you?
My shift is over
I am waiting for you
Hold on! Wait!
What?
Do you want to do it or not?
I really want to do it!
It's just that I would always
do it with Raul from the front
And I wanted to see if with you,
Wait! Wait!
I don't want you to hit it
with your thing
Hit whom?
I'm three months pregnant
Why didn't you tell me that before?
It's just that I got pregnant
on the last time with Raul...
and these hormones
get me really horny!
No Poopy! Poopy!
What are you doing?
The Dr. said that
it's ok for me to have sex,
that I won't get pregnant again.
We can do it without a condom
Are you serious?
Mariana, no!
You're crazy!
Poopy!
You are crazy!
Poopy don't leave!
Please!
Poopy! Poopy!
I looked
everywhere for you
And you didn't reply
to any of my calls or texts
My phone was off
Do you think
I'm stupid or what?
What happens
is that every time
that you see a moving vagina
you forget about everything else!
You left me alone!
Andrea if you would've been
with someone,
I wouldn't have cared.
If I would've wanted to go
with someone,
I wouldn't have done it,
because I said
I was leaving with you
Because that's what friends do!
And you didn't give a fuck
I was gone
only for a little while
You do realize?
What?
That I'm always
the last thing on your mind,
and you are always
the first thing on mine.
I honestly
don't know why am I
even friends with someone
as immature and selfish as you.
Come on relax
You are jealous
What did you just said?
That you are jealous
because I ran into my ex
Get out!
What?
Get out of my car!
And how am I
supposed to get home?
Get an UBER
Or even better,
call your fat ex girlfriend
She's skinny now
She even looks hot
I don’t give a fuck
Get out of my car Now!
Andrea! Andrea!
Come...
Hey!
Do you think you may know
somewhere I could stay?
They're remodeling
my loft and
I really don't want to
crash at my moms place.
Why don't you
stay with me?
We are already five
but I have an extra room
that I can rent you.
Are you serious?
Of course dude!!
Cool!
This is the best room
in the house
It blocks the noise,
light doesn't bother
you in the mornings,
it's really comfortable
What do you think?
You have a pipe there
so you can work out
or if you want to turn it
into an urban closet...
that's a very
popular style now
What do you think?
It has its own bathroom
you just have to
clean it up a bit
Its great! I wanted this room
for myself but well...No.
Ok let's see
We are all set
Oh I forgot,
that door upstairs
it locks on the outside
if you want to leave
just give me a call
and I'll come and open it for you
if I have a chance. Ok?
Cheer up!
Change that face!
Everything
is going to be ok dude!
You have a home now!
Actually,
I'm going to go
buy some
cold beer to celebrate!
Are you serious?
Of course!
Sure!
I really like you
mother fucker!
Hey dude
do you mind lending me
some money for the beers?
Sure, ok, sure
Two hundred?
You don't want any?
That's ok, leave it like this.
I get it!
To cheer you up!
You're really cool man!
Don't touch me asshole!
Sorry
Respect
Changing subjects
Have you ever played the game...
"hide it in the mouth"?
No, what is that?
It's really stupid.
So I was in jail for a while
and we would always play
"hide it in the mouth"
Hide what?
Hide it man, in the mouth
Is that a joke?
No dude,
I'm serious
Are you grossed out
or what?
No! I respect all
preferences but...
but it's just not...
not... my thing
Hey!
Don't get confused dude!
I like women!
I fucking love women!
Licking their tits!
I love them!
But come on dude,
sometimes it's nice to
just "hide it in the mouth"
Sometimes!
No
Ok man,
if you think it's gross,
I'll start and then you go
No, thanks,
thanks, but...
- I should go
- Hey! Calm down!
I am not asking you
to give me a blowjob!
You're not?
No, it's the most
normal thing in the world
Put your pants down,
let's start
No!
Pull your pants down
No dude, no
I don't want to!
Pull your pants down!
Pull your pants down!
Pussy!
He is so ungrateful!
I took him in
as part of the group
I think he's not sure
about his sexuality
Andrea!
What are you doing here?
Andrea, I know you are not
talking to me
but, do you think
I could stay here just for a few days
I don't have
anywhere else to go
and this guy almost raped me.
Javier this is not
a good moment
What's up tiger?
How are you doing?
Hi
If you want you
can stay in the couch
tonight or for a few days
Hum, no thanks.
I don't want to interrupt
I'm watching you tiger!
Andrea,
what are you thinking?
Why are you messing around
with Tony the Tiger?
What is wrong with you?
Why do you care?
What do you mean
why do I care?
- Are you jealous?
- Of course I'm not jealous
Leave me alone!
This is my life
Leave
Now!
Go!
Mom?
Wait! Wait...
I'm going to get...
Mom
Mom
Mom?
Hi!
Why so much scandal?
I wanted to see
if I could spend the night?
Sure my love!
but, why so much scandal?
What is that patrol
doing outside?
I'm sorry
I'm leaving
No, no, no, don't overreact.
A woman my age
can still have a fulfilled sexual life
It's healthy!
This is Rafael,
Rafael this is my son Javier.
Rafael and I
have been seeing each other
Haven't we met?
No I don't think so, no
Rafael and I met
the night he hit my car
No, no, no, you hit me
my little lioness
No, you hit me
my little lion!
Stay put!
So how are you doing
in school poopy?
[Andrea Robles:
I'm so happy]
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Fucking bitch!
You destroyed my life!
I hate you!
You are a bitch!
Fucking bitch!
SOS
When will you talk to me again?
This can't be!
I am Javier Fernandez
and I'm suffering so much
and my life is horrible!
I don't have a job,
I don't have a house,
I have no money!
I don't have anything!
I don't even
have a bike now
Why did you call me?
You want to hear that you are
right and that your life sucks?
Well not this time!
I am tired of picking up
your pieces all the time!
Because I have
a lot of problems too,
and I don't run around
complaining about it
all fucking day
Do you think that I studied
four years of classical theater
to end up being a stupid
greek costume at a party
I also owe a ton of money
to a lot of people
and I don't even know if I'm going to
be able to pay rent this month
But aside from you,
I know that things change.
You know
what's your problem?
You've never valued anything
Because you are selfish.
You are ungrateful
and you deserve
each and every one
of the things
that are happening to you.
Who is it?
Sofia it's me, Javier
Javier I'm not in the mood.
Please go
No, no... Sofia,
I'm just here for a minute
I came to say...
That I'm sorry
Are you ok?
I was an asshole to you
I'm sorry for
treating you the way I did
Thank you so much
for loving the way you did
while we were together
You more than anyone
deserve to be loved and happy
I have to let you go
I have to let go off you
You look so pretty
Thanks!
I hope the baby
looks like my poopy!
Mom,
I told you is not mine
I know!
But just in case
you guys decide
to get back together
I decided to give Raul
another chance
Who knows if it'll work
Picture time,
picture time!
Look who is here!
I want to see
Hey, that Paul Izquierdo
it's like a combination
between Hugh Grant,
the guy from Fobia
and a bit of Juanes
don't you think?
Yeah, more or less
You know what Poppy?
I think I'm going to go meet him too
Javier!
How are you doing?
Good and you?
Great, having a good time!
Thanks so much for having us
I'm glad you came
Yeah, great!
I want some,
Please!
Hold on
SOS....
Meet me at your favorite place
I can't believe he got back
together with that giant
I swear to you that he told me
they had broken up
But obviously he lied to me!
He lied to me!
I'm so stupid!
Are you going to be ok?
Yes, yes, I'm ok,
I'm good now
Hey,
I wanted to say I'm sorry
for what I said to you
I think I was
a little over my head
It's ok, you were right
Do you have
somewhere to go now?
No, why?
Well, the city
has grown so much.
It changes all the time
It's not like this is
the best city in the world
but here is my home.
My family is here,
my friends, memories,
and... You
Am I boring you?
One minute,
I'll be right there
Which one of you girlfriends
are you texting
at six in the morning?
Don't you get that
we hate when guys
text us when
they're drunk?
Even if you are not,
because of the time,
it seems that you are
Seriously this is not
a good time to be sending texts
What does this means?
That
You are like
every other man
You thought you
were going to loose me
and you got scared,
you got scared
I was afraid I was going
to loose my soul mate
I realized that...
I love you
I am also afraid to loose
my ex best friend
Do you mind
if I run and take a cab?
Don't be silly
Idiot
We are about to hit our
six month anniversary
And well,
we are doing alright
Cut!
Are we done?
Hey, what do mean....
Thanks so much for
helping me out
with my documentary class
my loves!
Mom what happened
with your hydroponic class?
Leave me alone!
Let me take that off of you
She has taken macrobiotic class,
Tae chi teacher, painting,
I know
Javier, let her.
Hey, what do you mean
that we are doing all right?
Aren't you happy?
Yes I am,
but sometimes
we get along great
and sometimes we don't.
why haven't you ever
taken me out to dance?
Why do you want to go dancing?
Why?
Don't you love dancing?
We said we were not going to get
jealous with the interviews
I'm not jealous Javier!
Mom the camera!
Where are you going?
Nowhere
relationship with Sofia?
let's see...
Javier
Javier and Sofia?
They're a pain!
Where do I start?
I hate people that say
that Mexico City is a shitty place
How are they not going to say that
when we are drowning in smog
There are many pretty days when
we can even see the volcanos
Yes, very pretty...
But what can you tell me
about traffic.
I feel like I've spent more than
half of my life in a car.
It's like that in every major city,
but this city is beautiful!
As modern as any other,
and as ancient as it's roots.
Besides, at the end everyone looks
at their city they way they want to.
In spite of its bullshit,
I love my city!
In spite of its bullshit,
I love my city?
When did you
become a poet?
I don't know, maybe what I love
the most about this city...
it's that you live here
Yeah right Javier!
Sofia...
I know we've only been dating
for a couple weeks but....
I love you
Thank you
I really have to go,
I'm late
I'll see you later?... ciao
Taxi!
I told her I love you
I told you to wait
for three months
I couldn't wait
Don't be so intense, stop stalking
her for a few days
But I know she feels the same
F·%K MY LIFE
F·%K MY LIFE
It's been scientifically proven
that we all have a soul mate
And how can you scientifically
prove something like that?
When I met Sofia, I was sure
I had found my soul mate
Let's see
How did I meet Sofia?
We met at a campaign I made
for the publicity agency
Javier
Yes
Everything all right?
Great! Good, good
I have good news for you
What do you mean?
Come to my office
I got promoted to
Social Media Platform Director
with all its benefits
It carries your style
Youthful but classy
I don't see you with a different one
Listen to me,
I'm a publicist
so don't come up
with those lines
No, I was just saying because
of your shirt
they are the same color
This is the one!
I'm taking it with me
What do you think?
Well, it's a little expensive
for its size...
Don't you think?
It doesn't matter
where you work,
your lifestyle is what
gives you the status
Don't use those slogans on me,
I make a living out of them
When will it be ready?
Two months
We met while shooting
a stupid video clip
I made for the advertising agency
Javier used to work for.
She checked me out
the moment I walked in
He was so creepy... seriously!
At the end, when everything was over,
she came up to me and...
nothing, she just gave me her number
Obviously,
I wasn't going to give him my number!
I told her
I had a lot of work
and that I don't pick up the phone
during business hours...
so I just gave her my email.
I gave him my email address
just so he would leave me alone.
One day he wrote me an email
and asked me to go
to a party with him.
I said I couldn't go,
but he insisted and begged me,
and begged me,
until I got sick of it
and I said yes.
I agreed to go out with him
Four?
Are you alive?
Hey... so.... How was it?
How was what?
Last night
Us
Where is the bathroom?
Out the door,
all the way down the hall
Oh my god, oh my god,
oh my god,
What happened?
Nothing, just that
the cleaning lady is out there
Who?
The cleaning lady,
she is out there
We don't have
a cleaning lady
Poopy
Damn... It's my mother!
You live with your mother?
Did you say my mom looks
like a maid?
She was wearing some random clothes
and she was cleaning
She takes yoga classes
Mom,
what are you doing here?
Hey! As far as I know,
this is my house
Aren't you going to introduce me
to your friend?
No
I'm sorry
Hi, I,
I'm Sofia
Hi, I'm Patricia
Don't you worry,
I'm very modern
Actually, I'm very glad that Poopy
found someone
because he's been dry for
I don't know how long,
if you know what I mean.
She perfectly understands.
Can you please leave us alone!
Don't be a brat
Uish! it smells horrible in here,
we need to air it
It smells like..... youth!
What a mess,
this is so messy, oh my god!
Mom, leave it!
I'll clean up later.
Just leave it mom!
Oh my God!
Hey!
One, two...
Mom, leave it!
Three...
Four!
My poopy is a bull right?
Can you leave now?
Did you already asked your friend
to stay for breakfast?
No! No, no, no, no, I.... can't
In this house we like to treat
our visits very good
Leave her alone!
She has stuff to do
Don't contradict me,
I am you mother
I gave birth to you...
with a lot pain
Go ahead start,
don't wait for me
I was told
in my cooking class
that the best cure for a hang over
is orange juice and asparagus.
And where are the asparagus?
Thanks Ma'am
Oh no, no! Come on, please
don't call me Ma'am,
call me Paty, Sofi.
Ok!
Cooking class?
Weren't you taking yoga classes?
Yes!
But that was before, Poopy
Now, I want to be
a macrobiotic food chef.
Poopy? Why do call him Poopy?
Well, because when...
Mom!
What?
When he was little,
his elementary school classmates
gave him that nickname because
he would always do it in class.
He would always do what?
Well, poop,
That's why ...Poopy
Oh! Got it
Isn't he the most
beautiful thing you've ever seen?
Check this! Lucky you!
Yes! All protein
Well, I guess you're never
going to want to see me again
but let me tell you that
four times is a record.
Four times what?
Us! Four times.
Javier,
we only did it once... if any
And why were there
four condoms open?
Nooo
Well, how was THE one time?
I like you
You like me!
Look,
I swear if we do it again,
I'm going to be more gentle
Javier! I really have to go
Ok, bye
Bye
Take care, ok?
"I want to tell you something,
I like you"
I like you?
I'm an idiot!
Yes?
I have a boyfriend.
We are on a break,
but I have a boyfriend
Look, last night it wasn't bad,
it wasn't, but...
it wasn't very good
It was... ok
Ok ...is good or bad?
Look,
if I break up with this boyfriend,
I would like for us
to keep seeing each other
and maybe, practicing,
this OK can turn
into something ... incredible
So, do you want me to ask you
out to lunch?
I'll call you
Yeah right, I know that one.
You'll call me, sure...
I mean it! I'll call you.
Don't be so desperate.
Bye
Ciao
Poopy!
We lasted....
About a year and a half
Two years!
Two and a half years.
Well, he counts the six months
I was studying dance abroad
but that doesn’t count!
I think that this whole thing
about breaking up...
it kind of had me a little
over my head.
The number you have dialed
has been changed
The number you have dialed
has been changed
Sofia!
Sofia! Open the god damn door
I'm outside!
Sofia?
No you idiot!
It's Andrea
What do you want?
Where are you?
I asked him
Outside her house
Get out of there right now!
I can't,
I have to talk to her in person
To me,
Andrea it's like a dude with boobs
To me,
Javier is like a girl, with balls
She adores me!
You're aware that I'm the one
that will be left
picking up your pieces
when you're crying right?
Bye Andrea
Don't you dare hang up on me!
and he did!
Sofia! I know you're in there,
I can see your car
Sofia stop bugging your neighbors!
Is this what you wanted?
Do you like this?
It's yours?
It looks exactly like my ex's
We broke up and...
I'm sorry
I couldn't care less!
Give me your cellphone!
I normally don't give it to strangers,
but it's 5622
You are an idiot!
Give me your cellphone
and I'll give it back to you
after you pay me
No
What are you doing?
Let me go!
Where are you going?
What is it that I liked the most
about Javier?
Well, he was caring, very funny...
He was also insecure, jealous
I loved him
Until he broke up with me
I got scared
And now you want to
get back together!
I don't know what happened
Listen, you do remember that
I loved you right?
And that I would've gone
anywhere with you.
Please forgive me
I learned my lesson!
Sofia I realized that you are
the most important thing to me
and that we have to be together
But you just said you loved me!
Yes!
And I also said that not any more
Javier please!
Sofia, give me a kiss
- No! What is wrong with you?
- Give me a kiss
Let go of me!
Good evening
Is there something wrong?
No officer, we are just talking
Mmm...what were you talking about?
Well, personal stuff
that doesn't concern you,
So if you please excuse us
There is nothing
happening in here.
If nothing is happening,
why are you teary-eyed?
And if you are teary-eyed
its because
something is happening
but, if you say
nothing is happening
and you have teary eyes,
then you're doing drugs
Of course not,
Officer of course not!
Please,
get out of the vehicle
- Officer, there is no need...
- Turn around
Turn around
What do you pretend
young man?
What happens is that earlier
someone tore my pants
That is against people's dignity.
That is what they did to me!
Who?
It doesn't matter,
it doesn't matter
Go and press charges...
and... lift your pants
That's it?
You can go home now.
And be thankful that
I'm not arresting you
for exposing yourself
indecently in public
Thank you
What's wrong?
Did you know that
when you broke up with me
I spent a whole day
locked in my room
just crying non-stop...
until I fainted?
No
See? That's why
we have to be together
You never cared
about my world,
my job, or my family
No, no , that's not true,
it isn't true!
Ok, ok!
What is my dad's name?
Sofia, come on,
how will I not know
your dad's name!
Javier!
What's my dad's name?
I have more of a visual memory,
I'm not good with names,
names...are...
This can't be real,
you saw him like ten times!
We spent two
Christmases with him!
Well you're ... ok...
I don't know
your dad's name,
but that
doesn't mean anything!
Whatever is important to me
doesn't mean anything to you!
God!
I know you are
not doing ok
I get it... I get it
I don't have to know!
Erase me from twitter,
Facebook, instagram,
everything, please!
Are you ok babe?
Who is that?
She started dating
Paul Izquierdo
The famous singer
Just picture this;
You break up with your girlfriend
and she starts dating a guy
that is a mix between
Hugh Grant, that Fobia singer,
and a bit of Juanes...
That is Paul Izquierdo
I met Paul right after
I broke up with Javier
Uh...
They asked me
If I wanted to be
in his new music video
Take it
What is this?
It's your stuff
You left them at my place
I don't want them
Javier... I just hope...
That you and I can be friends
No thank you,
I already have enough
I know what I did
was wrong
But I was confused
[Delete all photos]
[Yes]
I decided to reflect upon myself
It was a period of..
It was an introspective period,
Serenity,
Peace
Francisca! Hey!
What are you doing tonight?
Your grandma?
What about later?
Tomorrow?
I don't know... some breakfast?
You have a boyfriend!
Why didn't you tell me that
in the first place?
You are a bitch!
♪ You are a bitch! ♪
♪ I have a boyfriend,
but I threw my undies ♪
And she even...
I can't hear you dude
I don't hear anything dude
Fuck!
I'm saying that bitch got mad
Because I didn't remember
her dad's name!
With me is the exact opposite,
I'm really good with names
but I get confused with faces
He is the most annoying person
that's ever been to this bar
And let me tell you we get a lot...
even politicians!
That idiot started telling me
Of his fucking love life
with Juliet...
Sofia?
Sofia, Juliet... like I cared.
Where do people get
that the barman
is here to listen
to their pathetic stories?
No, no, I know you didn't
give me your number,
your friend did.
Hello?
So when are you free?
What are you doing on Sunday?
Going to Mass?
I'm sorry I swear to God
I thought you were an atheist!
Dude we're closed!
Good for you,
I'm happy that a cheap singer
Finally got you a job
as a dancer.
You don't think that
I thought the worst part
was over
But no
Everything alright?
Good, good...
I'm glad
Good news
I want you
to be in charge of
the new campaign
for Paul Izquierdo
We got the account!
I want you to do
a digital media proposal
I know its great!
Give me five!
I'll count on you
So now I had to boost
the image of the guy
that was dating Sofia
Paul,
I'm so happy that we are online,
Honestly,
we are very excited to show you
The digital platform campaign.
So whenever you are ready!
Thank you so much.
I'm really excited to see it
Shall we start?
Please
Javier
Javier,
can you show it to us?
Paul Izquierdo!
How can we define Paul Izquierdo?
As a sex symbol that
takes advantage
Of vulnerable unbalanced women
Javier!
The campaign
The campaign
Paul Izquierdo uses
anti wrinkle cream every day
He also likes to wear
fashionable clothes
He uses his fame to get girls
that are at least 10 years
younger than him
What is this shit?
What does this mean?
What's important here is that
We need to sell
lots of records, right?
That's why the campaign
needs to be aggressive,
And that way everyone
will know that
Paul Izquierdo likes to steal
other men's girlfriends...
Hey!
Silence!
I'm so sorry Paul!
this has never happened before
Why don't you go outside
and take some air?
Anyhow, Paul Izquierdo
is The Old Hipster
That we all carry inside.
Who is that guy?
I'm so sorry
Why don't we try to
relax a little bit
[Share Campaing]
Why did you do that asshole?
I am the Social Media Director
You were
What do you mean?
Unemployed? No
I had free time to read,
draw some of my comics
I think it was good for me.
Seriously?
You still have your ex's
stuffed animals?
First, you have to throw
all this mess away
You do realize that you
can't live like this?
Why not?
I like it
Although... the bank seems
not to like it that much
Look
Javier!
When did you spend all this money?
That is a very good question
Ok and...
how is the job hunt doing?
Did you see this wonderful thing?
What?
Javier!
Why do you torture yourself like this?
Javier!
Javier!
Shh!! Wait this is the best part
Hey I was looking at it
Come here!
What you need is called oxygen
So come on
Get dressed, lets go
Come on!
Coming!
[Civil Status: Widowed]
I just saw your widow status...
are you single?
Seriously?
You just can't be offline for a minute
My ex ex,
just sent me a message
Mariana the pig?
Hey!,
She had a thyroid condition
Let me see
her profile picture
Let me see
Is this for real?
Is this her profile picture?
A flower
I mean,
whom do they want to fool?
The fat ones
They always use flowers
or little bears as profile pictures
Like we were going to forget
that they're fat
I would always come here
with Sofia
You only want
to get back together with her
because you can't have her,
And just for the record
that isn't love,
you are obsessed
Whim
Tantrum
I'm so over this
I have to go
Javier promise me something,
You are not going to go out tonight
Ok I'm out,
you're too bitter
Looks like tonight
is a bit dead
Dude it's Sunday
what did you expect?
And who says we can't party
on a Sunday?
On Sundays only losers come
Of course that
has nothing to do with you
What are you waiting for?
Go for it!
No, I think she is waiting
for her boyfriend
What boyfriend?
I'm sure she is a cougar
in search of fresh meat
If I were you...
What?
You're kidding
Lorena was the typical
forty something year old
with an existential crisis.
She had just split after
many years of being married
I like it.
Interesting...
What?
Why don't you come home
with me?
I want to show you something
that I think you're going to love
Ok
Wish me luck
Yeah, sure,
Get the fuck out of here
Come in
Nice place
That's the only good thing
that my ex left me
Some music?
Ok
Do you like jazz?
I love it! Sure,
I love jazz
It kills me
I have always loved Jazz
Do you mind if
I send a quick email?
Sure
Work, you know...
But yeah,
I mean jazz is great
I've love it since I was a kid,
because...
[Jazz is a music genre
that originated in the United States]
It's a musical genre
that came up in the United States
at the end of
the nineteenth century,
And what I love about it,
it's that is a fusion
between blues and ragtime
which makes music
to be like a fusion...
And for me Louis Armstrong
it's a big one!
Really, a big one.... yes...
Is that the number two edition
of The Lost Island?
Really?
Wow!
Since when do you like comics?
Since I was little
I went to school for advertising,
but my dream has
always been to draw comics
My ex works at an editorial
He has an enormous collection
of these little magazines
Are you serious?
Do you think that maybe
I could have a word with him
about this project...
Come with me
Here it is!
Wow!
Wow!
This is worth a fortune
There are more here
You can have them
Are you serious?
Sure, they're all yours
What are you doing?
No, don't open it!
Why?
What do you mean why?
You just don't do it!
What?
I've been wanting to do this
for a long time
Lorena, calm down!
Please!
You always preferred
your stupid magazines over me!
Here are your stupid magazines!
Look!
I feel so liberated
So things started to
heat up a bit
Is all of this necessary?
Does it bother you?
Hum, no
It's just... the camera...
are you sure?
Come on!
Which other way would I keep
the memory of this moment?
Ok
but don't put this on YouTube
Seriously
You like it?
Yes, it's... ouch...
It hurts a bit but yes I like it
- Yeah?
- Yes
Do you enjoy
watching me in your bed,
with a complete stranger?
With an asshole that
I picked up at a bar
Hey! I'm here
Ramon, call the cops
and please pick up my comics
How nice!
Oh yes, keep talking to me
- Yeah, I love it!
- You like it? You like it?
My love!
Again?
Sr. this has an explanation
Lorena, you and I already broke up
No! You and I are not over
If you hadn't left
with your slutty secretary,
You and I'd still be together
This is the third time
that you break into my house
Baby,
I am incapable of hurting you
He threw away your comics
That's not true
Shhh!! Shut up,
shut up, shut up!
And you have no idea!
He tried to rape me!
How is it that
I tried to rape you,
if I am tied up like a pig?
That's why I tied him up
Lorena, listen to me.
You can't get close to me,
you can't be near my house
- Baby please!
- I am not your baby
Please understand!
You and I are soul mates
- Lorena, please
- You and I are one
- Lorena, this is not funny,
- It's not funny?
One cannot do
crazy things for love
Thanks for coming
to get me mom
Do you realize what time it is?
I have to get up early tomorrow
for my floriculture class
and here I am
getting you out of jail!
Mom, don't overreact!
I told you
it was a misunderstanding
with the apartment owner.
Floriculture class?
Now you want to be a florist?
And what do you care
if I want to be a florist?
What do you...
Honestly I don't know
what am I going to do with you
Now it turns out
that my son is a rapist!
Don't overreact!
Ah! What happened?
Good evening!
Good evening!
Police Commissioner
Rafael Pérez at your service
I'm sorry to inform that you
just hit a patrol car
I'm so sorry officer,
did I hurt you?
No, nothing happened
We were lucky
It's just... that...
I didn't see you
You know how us
women can be
Yes, yes, easily distracted
and passionate
Excuse me officer but...
You have a lovely mustache
Thank you
I don't mean to brag
but only from Commissioner up,
we can pull it off.
Have you noticed how bad
patrolmen look with it?
It looks wonderful on you
Well, at least you banged
the crazy comics lady right?
No
Then, how long
it's been since you...
Are you ok?
It was only one time
Like a thousand years ago...
at the prom and I was wasted
Let's see...
Javier in bed was...
So after that...
Things started to get
romantic and...
He made some really
funny noises
like...
Something like that
I got it ok...stop!
Shut up! I got it!
Enough!
I don't know...
8 months...
Poor baby
That's why you seem
stronger here
Yes?
And... did you already break
your wrist from...
Stop it!
When was
the last time that you...?
I'm not answering that...
You're seeing someone!
Of curse not
Did you get back together
with "Tiger"?
Javier!
Gross!
Nobody calls him "Tiger"
Only you
And only because
one time he said
- What's up tiger?
I mean, calling someone tiger
is much worse than saying
Hi pops! Hello papo!
What's up my paps....
I mean who talks like that?
Come on!
No, I didn't get back
together with him
We just randomly
see each other
I can't believe it!
You are the tiger's fuck buddy
We are two grown ups,
who sometimes need
physical contac,
without getting
any feelings involved
Basically, a fuck buddy
Here it is
Hey!
Fast and Furious 8?
Who's birthday it is?
How do you know that?
Because you always
give DVDs as a birthday present
Who is it?
Give it back!
Who's?
Anthony's
Who is Anthony?
Tiger
On top of everything
the "Tiger's" name is Tony?
Andrea!
He is not good for you.
Do you remember
he cheated on you with your friend?
Well, yes...
but they didn't know I knew
He likes Fast and Furious?
What's wrong with you?
Are you jealous or what?
No I'm not
Then take it down a notch
And... come with me tonight
to his birthday party
I'll pick you up at ten
No!
Javier pick whatever you want...
But, you used to enjoy
watching cartoons with me
Look, this is the critic's choice
for movie of the year
David Lynch?
Who wants to see that?
Well, someone who only
watches cartoons clearly not.
Or who is always drawing,
Or loves a man that slings
spider webs to everyone...
Don't be superficial...
besides,
it lasts like three hours!
Javier!
Not everything is a commercial!
Not everything lasts
thirty seconds
Although lately...you do
Well, we had our differences
What did I like the most
about my relationship with Sofia?
Everything
We were the perfect couple
I loved to make her laugh
I liked that she was
more educated than me
I liked that she wasn't
afraid to play
She fulfilled all
of my stupid fantasies
All of them!
But more than anything
I loved dancing with her
Anywhere
I loved Sofia, but
but where were we heading?
To get married?
To smell our farts
until the day we died?
I think I was
very happy with Sofia,
But I didn’t realized
I don't know why did
I let you convince me
Come on!
It's going to be fun
Andy!
Hi!
I'm glad you came
Happy Birthday!
Thanks!
What's up tiger?
How are you?
Huh? Huh?
What's up pops,
paps, dude?
Welcome, please come in!
Feel at home,
I mean my parents
are gone for the weekend
So I'm home alone.
Seriously?
And how is it going?
Good, great!
The typical brat
that plays golf
And has a weekend house
in the suburbs,
Honestly I have no idea
what was it that Andrea saw in him
Hey look!
Let me introduce you to
Teresa Lascurain Arrigunaga
His girlfriend
Honey,
this is Andrea Robles
Oh, Pinocchio?
Yes
What?
She is cute!
Her nose is not as big
as you said it was
It is! You can tell better
when she smiles
But she has pretty eyes
Well, you haven't seen
her face from the side
Look, smile!
Move backwards a bit
Smile!
She looks like a
little toucan from here
Right! Like a touca...
Smile, smile so we can tell,
because you can see...
it's true!
Toucan, Pinocchio, yeah...
- Smile!
- Smile!
Shut up!
No! I don't have
that big of a nose!
What happens is
that I have a small face.
I was told by a Doctor
Happy Birthday my love
Thanks baby
Wow!
The full Fast and Furious collection!
In Blu Ray!
Oh my god!
You are the best!
What did you bring him?
No, I don't do gifts
Pinocchio,
what about the DV...
It's ok,
I also have a big nose
And I say it strengthens
your personality
I felt like if I was on Avatar
next to the 10ft bitch!
I mean she is pretty
but whatever
Besides!
Who does she think she is?
Introducing herself
as his girlfriend!
Calm down!
You said that things
were not serious with him
Thanks for coming with me
to my humiliation night
My pleasure
You are so dumb
And... what are you doing
this weekend?
Mmm... Nothing,
I'm unemployed.
Do you want to come
with me to this event?
- They hired me as a hostess
- No thanks!
- Come on!
- No
I'll give you free beers!
As many as you want
Ok, I'm in
Do you want to go grab
a beer at a bar?
Right now?
No
No!
What is wrong with you?
I have to get up
early tomorrow
Too bad!
I was thinking
we could grab a beer
and maybe after that
we could hit first base,
then second...
Javier!
Then, maybe third...
Why not?
- Ugh!
- What?
There is no chance that
I'm going to be your
emergency rebound, no way
Well, I tried! I tried!
You never know...
You know what?
Get out of here!
- Grose! Out! Now!
- I've been kicked out of better cars
Please! You're disgusting
Idiot!
Hey!
Take a picture so it lasts longer
in your memory. Asshole
Ursula!
It's Javier Fernandez?
Do you remember me?
We worked together at
Concept Advertising.
Social Media Director
No?
Ursula?
Ursula de la Cuesta
She has something off.
She would get stuck
and we would have to re-set her
so she would snap out of it
Weird, weird
Ursula, are you ok?
Javier Fernandez!
Do you remember me?
We worked at the agency,
at Concept Advertising
Of course I remember you,
what a coincidence!
Yes
What are you doing here?
I was supposed to
meet a date
but he canceled on me
because his wife is at the hospital...
Giving birth.
Should we get a drink?
I hate it!
What do you hate? Tell me
I hate people who use hands-free
and talk on the phone
while they are walking
Oh, because they look like
crazy people?
Exactly!
Like schizophrenics
Exactly just like that!
I hate poor people
What?
I know it's not politically correct
How?
They have bad manners
The other day this guy...
you can't tell but these boobs
are not mine
I mean, they are,
but I bought them.
He turns to see them,
That asshole
that I'm telling you about,
and he is just staring at them...
It was so uncomfortable
that I had to let him touch them.
You let him touch them?
Yes Javier!
It's just skin
and in this case, the skin is plastic
Do you want to touch them?
Here?
Yes
So you can prove they feel real
How dare you
squeeze my boobs?
I'm ... sorry
I said touching!
That is very different from squeezing
It's just that you said to...
You know what,
I don't hate poor people
I hate guys that stare
my cleavage like idiots
Do you want to touch?
Hum..
No...
Are you sure?
Yes, yes, yes
Look who is here?
I don't know, I don't know him
Yes you do know him!
Are you getting the car?
Yes
I'll get it in a bit
What the fuck,
they're following us
Hi Sofia
Oh, Hi Javier
Javier!
Sure, I've heard
a lot of you from Sofia.
By the way, thank you so much
for uploading the campaign
to social media,
it's been a hit!
World trending topic!
Right babe?
Yeah crazy
Hi Paul
Hi
I'm a fan
How are you?
I have all two of your records
Well, I have over ten of them
but thanks
I'll buy the ones I'm missing
Can we talk? Alone?
Now?
Hum, ok, yes
Are you sure puppy?
Yes
I'll be right there
What are you doing here?
Hum, puppy?
What do you mean
what I'm doing here?
Seriously,
stop following me!
Javier, what are you talking about?
You're crazy!
I'm not following you,
It was a coincidence.
I used to come to this bar.
That's what I mean
Baby the car is ready,
should we leave?
Yes
Good bye
You two disgust me!
What did you say?
That you two disgust me!
How dare you talking to me like that?
You know something;
you can keep
all the fucking bars in this city,
get wasted and find someone....
that loves you like I did.
I didn't know you were
such a good singer
Ursula was such a
hypocrite, superficial, racist,
she would get stuck...
but she was really hot
Move harder Paul!
Wait!
Did you call me Paul?
Yes, what's wrong?
Nothing!, nothing
You can call me
whatever you like
Now sing
What?
Sing to me Paul!
Sing to me Paul!
What happened?
Those are not
the right lyrics!
You can't trust in the use
of condoms anymore
You're on the pill right?
No!
They make me feel bloated
Then,
what are we going to do?
I don't know about you,
but I can't have any more abortions
How many times
has this happened to you?
Many! I'm really fertile,
I step on a condom
and I get pregnant.
Maybe the time has come
for me to be a mother
I know I haven't had
a steady income
and that I'm a little
behind with my payments...
You are telling me
that the bank is in a crisis?
And how do you think
I find myself?
No!
Please don't put the music!
One hundred and
fifty thousand
But I paid over four hundred
thousand for it
This particular blue
it's not selling very well
Well but it is elegant,
youthful but stylish
I'm a car salesman.
Don't use that on me
[No jobs found]
I get it!
I owe you a lot of money
and I don't have a job but...
l have a question for you,
If you take the apartment
away from me,
Where am I going to live?
[No jobs found]
One hundred and
forty thousand, cash.
What do you want
to drink dude?
Can you give me a beer
and I'll pay you later
You know what's your problem?
You always want to pick up girls
in ridiculous places like this,
I hate those fucking brats!
I'm done with my shift
and I'm going to a real club,
with real girls,
not like these ones!
Do you wanna come?
Here you go my love
So?
Let's go to
the dancefloor,
I want to see
those tits bounce
Come on!
Naughty girl!
Baby I love your hair!
So smooth
Do you want a blowjob?
What?
You want me to
give you a blowjob?
I give a really good one
- Ok, sure
- Ok let's do it!
What the fuck? Gross!
This fucking fat ass
just puked on me
One can't get sick
without being insulted
What did you just call her?
What she is...
A fucking fat ass
- Are you sure asshole?
- Calm down bitch
Bitch?
Dude run for your life!
Wait for me!
Wait for me!
Hurry up you idiot!
Dude Wait for me!
Wait!
Let's get out of here!
Fucking assholes!
Javier!
Javier!
Javier!
Come here!
Hi
Andrea?
Yes
I thought you were
a hostess
I am!
Don't make fun of me!
You went out
last night didn't you?
You look like shit
No, I didn't
Yes, you did
Can I go in and grab a drink?
It's just that it's
a private event,
but I can get you
anything to drink.
Besides, you said
you were going to keep me company
Do you want me to stay here?
Come on, I'm only grabbing
something to drink
and I'll be right back
Please!
Ok
But don't take too long
Hurry!
I'll be right back
I'll be waiting...
Hi!
Hi!
I haven't seen you in forever!
How are you... doing?
Mmm, What is my name?
I'm really bad with names,
I have more of a visual memory...
Come on!
I know it's really awkward
to run into your ex...
Right, Poopy?
Mariana?
Mariana? Mariana the fa..
Mariana?
Mariana and I dated for like a year
Basically we only watched TV
and ate
What happened to you?
Did you put a balloon in your stomach?
Cut your intestines?
No, nothing like that
No ugly details...
But you were
a super gluttoness
Where did you go?
One minute,
just one minute...hold on
My ex ex is here!
Mariana the pig?
And how did she fit
through the door? Haha
And why did you split?
Raul is a good guy
but his aura and mine
were not vibrating
at the same frequency
He is very different from you
Different? How?
Raul is very serious,
not like you.
You are very hippie and
love doing drugs and stuff
I don't do drugs!
Just because
the only day I smoked pot
your dad had to walk on me
and kicked me out!
Poopy, after everything
we've been through
we trust each other right?
And I miss things...
Seeing you got me hungry
Where are you?
My shift is over
I am waiting for you
Hold on! Wait!
What?
Do you want to do it or not?
I really want to do it!
It's just that I would always
do it with Raul from the front
And I wanted to see if with you,
Wait! Wait!
I don't want you to hit it
with your thing
Hit whom?
I'm three months pregnant
Why didn't you tell me that before?
It's just that I got pregnant
on the last time with Raul...
and these hormones
get me really horny!
No Poopy! Poopy!
What are you doing?
The Dr. said that
it's ok for me to have sex,
that I won't get pregnant again.
We can do it without a condom
Are you serious?
Mariana, no!
You're crazy!
Poopy!
You are crazy!
Poopy don't leave!
Please!
Poopy! Poopy!
I looked
everywhere for you
And you didn't reply
to any of my calls or texts
My phone was off
Do you think
I'm stupid or what?
What happens
is that every time
that you see a moving vagina
you forget about everything else!
You left me alone!
Andrea if you would've been
with someone,
I wouldn't have cared.
If I would've wanted to go
with someone,
I wouldn't have done it,
because I said
I was leaving with you
Because that's what friends do!
And you didn't give a fuck
I was gone
only for a little while
You do realize?
What?
That I'm always
the last thing on your mind,
and you are always
the first thing on mine.
I honestly
don't know why am I
even friends with someone
as immature and selfish as you.
Come on relax
You are jealous
What did you just said?
That you are jealous
because I ran into my ex
Get out!
What?
Get out of my car!
And how am I
supposed to get home?
Get an UBER
Or even better,
call your fat ex girlfriend
She's skinny now
She even looks hot
I don’t give a fuck
Get out of my car Now!
Andrea! Andrea!
Come...
Hey!
Do you think you may know
somewhere I could stay?
They're remodeling
my loft and
I really don't want to
crash at my moms place.
Why don't you
stay with me?
We are already five
but I have an extra room
that I can rent you.
Are you serious?
Of course dude!!
Cool!
This is the best room
in the house
It blocks the noise,
light doesn't bother
you in the mornings,
it's really comfortable
What do you think?
You have a pipe there
so you can work out
or if you want to turn it
into an urban closet...
that's a very
popular style now
What do you think?
It has its own bathroom
you just have to
clean it up a bit
Its great! I wanted this room
for myself but well...No.
Ok let's see
We are all set
Oh I forgot,
that door upstairs
it locks on the outside
if you want to leave
just give me a call
and I'll come and open it for you
if I have a chance. Ok?
Cheer up!
Change that face!
Everything
is going to be ok dude!
You have a home now!
Actually,
I'm going to go
buy some
cold beer to celebrate!
Are you serious?
Of course!
Sure!
I really like you
mother fucker!
Hey dude
do you mind lending me
some money for the beers?
Sure, ok, sure
Two hundred?
You don't want any?
That's ok, leave it like this.
I get it!
To cheer you up!
You're really cool man!
Don't touch me asshole!
Sorry
Respect
Changing subjects
Have you ever played the game...
"hide it in the mouth"?
No, what is that?
It's really stupid.
So I was in jail for a while
and we would always play
"hide it in the mouth"
Hide what?
Hide it man, in the mouth
Is that a joke?
No dude,
I'm serious
Are you grossed out
or what?
No! I respect all
preferences but...
but it's just not...
not... my thing
Hey!
Don't get confused dude!
I like women!
I fucking love women!
Licking their tits!
I love them!
But come on dude,
sometimes it's nice to
just "hide it in the mouth"
Sometimes!
No
Ok man,
if you think it's gross,
I'll start and then you go
No, thanks,
thanks, but...
- I should go
- Hey! Calm down!
I am not asking you
to give me a blowjob!
You're not?
No, it's the most
normal thing in the world
Put your pants down,
let's start
No!
Pull your pants down
No dude, no
I don't want to!
Pull your pants down!
Pull your pants down!
Pussy!
He is so ungrateful!
I took him in
as part of the group
I think he's not sure
about his sexuality
Andrea!
What are you doing here?
Andrea, I know you are not
talking to me
but, do you think
I could stay here just for a few days
I don't have
anywhere else to go
and this guy almost raped me.
Javier this is not
a good moment
What's up tiger?
How are you doing?
Hi
If you want you
can stay in the couch
tonight or for a few days
Hum, no thanks.
I don't want to interrupt
I'm watching you tiger!
Andrea,
what are you thinking?
Why are you messing around
with Tony the Tiger?
What is wrong with you?
Why do you care?
What do you mean
why do I care?
- Are you jealous?
- Of course I'm not jealous
Leave me alone!
This is my life
Leave
Now!
Go!
Mom?
Wait! Wait...
I'm going to get...
Mom
Mom
Mom?
Hi!
Why so much scandal?
I wanted to see
if I could spend the night?
Sure my love!
but, why so much scandal?
What is that patrol
doing outside?
I'm sorry
I'm leaving
No, no, no, don't overreact.
A woman my age
can still have a fulfilled sexual life
It's healthy!
This is Rafael,
Rafael this is my son Javier.
Rafael and I
have been seeing each other
Haven't we met?
No I don't think so, no
Rafael and I met
the night he hit my car
No, no, no, you hit me
my little lioness
No, you hit me
my little lion!
Stay put!
So how are you doing
in school poopy?
[Andrea Robles:
I'm so happy]
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Fucking bitch!
You destroyed my life!
I hate you!
You are a bitch!
Fucking bitch!
SOS
When will you talk to me again?
This can't be!
I am Javier Fernandez
and I'm suffering so much
and my life is horrible!
I don't have a job,
I don't have a house,
I have no money!
I don't have anything!
I don't even
have a bike now
Why did you call me?
You want to hear that you are
right and that your life sucks?
Well not this time!
I am tired of picking up
your pieces all the time!
Because I have
a lot of problems too,
and I don't run around
complaining about it
all fucking day
Do you think that I studied
four years of classical theater
to end up being a stupid
greek costume at a party
I also owe a ton of money
to a lot of people
and I don't even know if I'm going to
be able to pay rent this month
But aside from you,
I know that things change.
You know
what's your problem?
You've never valued anything
Because you are selfish.
You are ungrateful
and you deserve
each and every one
of the things
that are happening to you.
Who is it?
Sofia it's me, Javier
Javier I'm not in the mood.
Please go
No, no... Sofia,
I'm just here for a minute
I came to say...
That I'm sorry
Are you ok?
I was an asshole to you
I'm sorry for
treating you the way I did
Thank you so much
for loving the way you did
while we were together
You more than anyone
deserve to be loved and happy
I have to let you go
I have to let go off you
You look so pretty
Thanks!
I hope the baby
looks like my poopy!
Mom,
I told you is not mine
I know!
But just in case
you guys decide
to get back together
I decided to give Raul
another chance
Who knows if it'll work
Picture time,
picture time!
Look who is here!
I want to see
Hey, that Paul Izquierdo
it's like a combination
between Hugh Grant,
the guy from Fobia
and a bit of Juanes
don't you think?
Yeah, more or less
You know what Poppy?
I think I'm going to go meet him too
Javier!
How are you doing?
Good and you?
Great, having a good time!
Thanks so much for having us
I'm glad you came
Yeah, great!
I want some,
Please!
Hold on
SOS....
Meet me at your favorite place
I can't believe he got back
together with that giant
I swear to you that he told me
they had broken up
But obviously he lied to me!
He lied to me!
I'm so stupid!
Are you going to be ok?
Yes, yes, I'm ok,
I'm good now
Hey,
I wanted to say I'm sorry
for what I said to you
I think I was
a little over my head
It's ok, you were right
Do you have
somewhere to go now?
No, why?
Well, the city
has grown so much.
It changes all the time
It's not like this is
the best city in the world
but here is my home.
My family is here,
my friends, memories,
and... You
Am I boring you?
One minute,
I'll be right there
Which one of you girlfriends
are you texting
at six in the morning?
Don't you get that
we hate when guys
text us when
they're drunk?
Even if you are not,
because of the time,
it seems that you are
Seriously this is not
a good time to be sending texts
What does this means?
That
You are like
every other man
You thought you
were going to loose me
and you got scared,
you got scared
I was afraid I was going
to loose my soul mate
I realized that...
I love you
I am also afraid to loose
my ex best friend
Do you mind
if I run and take a cab?
Don't be silly
Idiot
We are about to hit our
six month anniversary
And well,
we are doing alright
Cut!
Are we done?
Hey, what do mean....
Thanks so much for
helping me out
with my documentary class
my loves!
Mom what happened
with your hydroponic class?
Leave me alone!
Let me take that off of you
She has taken macrobiotic class,
Tae chi teacher, painting,
I know
Javier, let her.
Hey, what do you mean
that we are doing all right?
Aren't you happy?
Yes I am,
but sometimes
we get along great
and sometimes we don't.
why haven't you ever
taken me out to dance?
Why do you want to go dancing?
Why?
Don't you love dancing?
We said we were not going to get
jealous with the interviews
I'm not jealous Javier!
Mom the camera!
Where are you going?
Nowhere