Quarantine Girl (2020) - full transcript

A woman's mental state deteriorates as she isolates herself during an epidemic.

- The virus has begun to spread

out of the east, quickly

making its way overseas.

Scientists have confirmed

human to human transmission.

They are unsure of the

exact number of infections,

or if it has made its

way to American soil.

The World Health Organization

is asking everyone

to stay home.

As some people are concerned

about loss of income,

many others are dealing

with mental illness.

The new study is warning

that the next health crisis,

isolation and the anxiety

from the lockdown, may

actually be a wave of suicide.

- Thank you.

Hey, baby.

Aw.

Hey, girl.

Hey boo, you get in okay?

- I actually just walked in.

How was your flight?

- Yeah well, my flight was okay, quiet.

Just long.

Kitty happy to see you?

- Yeah.

Well, he seems pretty happy.

I think he's just kind of

missing me a little bit,

so I'll have to give him some love.

He just ran off.

- Of course, girl.

Thank you for looking

after him, I appreciate it.

I did end up finding your stash,

so I got stoned and made some cookies.

- You're such a little pot head.

Big day tomorrow.

- Yeah, well hey, you're gonna do great.

Just call me and let me

know how it goes, okay?

Will do.

- All right.

- Talk to you soon.

- Okay, bye.

Hey, Dad.

- Baby girl, how's it going, kiddo?

- Good, good, how about you?

- Oh you know, same shit, different day.

I'm hoping to stop by this week.

Are you gonna be in town a bit?

- Yeah, yup, I just got

home today, actually.

I was only gone for a few days this time.

- Okay, you're going around so much,

you must be really

digging that new job then.

- Well, it's been going

pretty good, I like it.

The pay is good and the

assignments are fun.

So can't complain.

- Well that's great,

So you'll be buying lunch then.

My treat, yes.

- Looking forward to

catching up with you, hon.

- All right Dad, sounds good.

- Bye.

- Bye.

♪ Heart to heart and head to head ♪

♪ Everything I never said ♪

♪ Lay me down and I will make my bed ♪

♪ But I won't go away ♪

♪ Shut me down or shut me up ♪

♪ You know all I ever wanted was just a ♪

♪ Chance to bare my bones, my blood ♪

♪ But you look the other way ♪

- The virus has begun to

spread out of the east,

quickly making its way overseas.

Scientists have confirmed

human to human transmission.

They are unsure of the

exact number of infections,

or if it has made its

way to American soil.

At this time, the CDC is recommending

that anyone who has traveled

abroad within the last seven

to 14 days, be aware of

the following symptoms.

Fever, dizziness, fatigue, dry cough.

Headache.

- Are you hungry?

- Hey.

Girl, have you heard

about his virus shit or what?

- Well yeah, sort of.

I don't know, it's just crazy.

It seems like it just came out of nowhere

and we don't even know how or why.

- Girl, you know it's always something.

I mean last year, it was

the measles returning,

and then it was the bird flu.

And you know the media

is full of shit anyways.

So don't trip out, okay?

You're right. I don't know,

it just seems different for some reason.

- Look, I will reach out to Nate.

I've been meaning to

catch up with him anyways

and he lives for this kind of thing.

Yeah.

- Yeah, just don't freak

out, I'm sure it's nothing.

Cool.

Definitely let me know what he says.

Thanks, love.

- All right, bye.

That girl.

Random.

Okay.

Hey.

- So did you talk to Nate?

- I texted him.

He doesn't seem to

think it's a big deal, really.

Yup, basically it's just a really nasty,

respiratory illness and no

zombies or anything yet.

Hmm.

Well, it seems to be

making people really sick.

And the weird thing about it

is every news outlet seems

to be confused about the facts.

There really isn't even

any solid information yet.

- The news just wants to

freak you out and create fear

and they care about ratings, all right?

Yeah.

I went to the grocery store today

and people were literally

buying up all the toilet paper

and the water like we were headed

into some kind of nuclear holocaust.

- See, isn't it just a little bizarre

that it's out of nowhere?

No, I mean,

it was a little unnerving

to be honest, but--

- You were just traveling, too.

I'd be getting checked out if I were you.

- Look, uh-uh, no no,

don't start with all that.

I just stayed domestic and I feel fine.

Yeah, I'm not trying to get all worked up

about some shit we know nothing about.

Really.

- Sorry.

I just worry, you know that.

- Just take it easy, okay hon?

I'll call you tomorrow, okay?

- Okay, night.

- Cheers, good night.

The

virus has begun to spread

out of the east, quickly

making its way overseas.

Scientists have confirmed

human to human transmission.

- What to believe during times like these?

Are we overreacting,

are we not doing enough?

I feel so confused.

Alone with my thoughts.

I just need to tune

everything out to feel normal.

I know this is all temporary, I think.

At this time,

the CDC is recommending

that anyone who has traveled

abroad within the last seven

to 14 days, be aware of

the following symptoms.

- So this thing has little tiny spikes

that spring out and attach your lungs.

Boom, infection.

Yeah, the trippy thing

is this virus is new.

Never seen it before, though

it's related to bird flu,

SARS, MERS, all those

horrible respiratory illnesses

that make people drown

in their own sputum.

Wow.

- But that's just worst case scenario.

I mean, it's not even in our country,

thank God.

You, you look good.

- Oh, thanks.

- What it been, like six

months since we've hung out?

- Gosh, I think so, yeah.

Six, hmm.

- How's the new job?

- Good, I have been busy, on the go a lot

and I was kind of shocked

to see that the nix

on the upcoming project happened,

but you're probably right.

It's better to be safe right

now with everything going on,

and I definitely don't want whatever it is

that you're talking about 'cause blah.

How's Beth, are you guys good?

We're separated.

- Shit, duh, I'm sorry.

- Oh no, no, no.

It's fine, it's for the best, trust me.

I was beginning to think

she didn't like me much

as a person, just angry all the time.

I don't want a relationship

like that, you know?

- Yeah, probably for the best.

And whatever was going on inside

of her probably had nothing

to do with you in the end, you know?

Something that she has

to deal with our own.

Trust me, I know that

feeling all too well.

- Come on, you're great.

- Hey, you've known me long enough to know

that I've been through some shit, okay?

And I've worked pretty

hard to be in a good place

and a better person and

I think you have too.

- Hey, I'll drink to that.

Yeah.

As

death tolls rise locally,

officials are urging

us all to stay indoors

and continue to practice social distancing

When you have to leave your home.

Holy shit.

The virus is spreading.

Everything seems to be getting worse

and I'll admit, I'm scared.

I'm scared of others and

I'm scared of myself.

Microphone?

Good vibes.

Candles, how romantic.

Finally, some info.

Express Couriers.

- Hi.

Hi, yeah, I actually, I

recently received a shipment

from your company.

- A shipment?

- A few of them, actually.

No?

I mean, okay.

I didn't really actually

order anything from you.

How can I help you, miss?

- I was wondering if you could

tell me where they came from,

but these mystery boxes just keep arriving

with sort of random things in them and--

Order access number?

- Yeah, well that's the thing.

There's not really an order

number or any information.

- It's your fault, miss.

- Hello?

Nate.

Hey, buddy, what's up?

- Hey hey, Ru-bay.

You seem peppy, what you up to?

- Oh you know, just doing some work.

I came across some photos

that made me smile.

Hey, do you remember that day we went up

to the old water tower and I roped you

into being my assistant?

You carried all my gear

all the way up that hill.

- Yeah, the water tower.

Aw man, it just happened to be,

I think, the hottest day in a decade.

And there we were.

- Yeah, that feels like so long ago.

Anyway, what's up with you?

- You know, I've been busier than ever

with this whole virus thing.

Aw man, I just wanted to

give you a heads up though.

I think local officials are gonna

start locking things down a bit.

- Really, that seems

like a bit over the top.

Don't you think?

- Well the thing is, there's

not really adequate testing

for this sort of thing so theoretically,

we don't really have a way of tracking it.

And you know, until people

start showing symptoms

and by then, it's too

late and well government,

they're not really giving us

the facts that they should.

- Okay, so what does this all mean?

- Hey look, all I'm saying

is lay low for a bit,

and don't be surprised if

things start to seem a bit off.

We don't really have

all the facts and well,

a lot of people are gonna get sick.

A lot of

people already are sick.

- Nate, you're kind of freaking me out.

- Hey, I got your back.

Just keep safe and I'll be in touch.

Oh, and wash your hands.

Like a lot, dude.

Seriously, like a lot, okay?

- 'Kay.

Virus.

- Hey, there she is!

- Dad, hi.

- Hi, I was in the area and

I thought I might stop by

and bring you some coffee.

- Thanks.

- I tried calling you a few

times, but I got no answer.

- Yeah, sorry about that.

I was sleeping pretty hard, I guess.

- Oh.

- But come on in.

- Still smoking those things, huh?

I've been nicotine free

for almost a year now.

Feels great.

- That's good, Dad.

- You know, there are resources to help.

- Look, you know I hardly smoke, okay?

I've just been under

stress and bored, honestly.

- I hear ya.

Well, it's my fault for smoking

around you all those years.

- It's my choice.

Okay listen, I'll stop soon.

This is my last pack, I

won't buy another one.

Cool?

What are you doing out here anyways?

Well, I'm onto a new job

and I was just passing through.

I know we had plans to go to dinner soon,

but I'm gonna be out of town for a while.

- What kind of job?

Dad?

- Don't worry, it's legit.

A friend of mine owns

some property out of town

and he needs some help for a few weeks.

Besides, I didn't wanna miss by chance

to see you since we both have

crazy scheduling, these days.

- Well, it's always good to see you.

Hey, Nate had said something

to me about this virus

that's going around and I guess

it can get pretty sketchy.

Respiratory illness, so just be careful,

okay?

- Nate!

Oh, how's he doing?

You guys were always such a good team.

- Nate's good, Dad.

Just take care of yourself, all right?

Wash your hands and watch out.

- Sweetie.

No silly virus is gonna

take down your old dad.

- Okay.

- Well, it was nice seeing you, kiddo.

- Yeah, you too, thanks for stopping by.

- Oh, you got a package.

Another one?

- You're ordering stuff online

after puffing those greens, huh?

Dad.

Love you, thanks for stopping by.

Take care of yourself, okay?

I'll do that.

Wow.

Whoever is sending this

is into some freaky shit.

What?

Gotta be kidding.

Hi.

I knew you was into that

dominatrix shit.

- Come on, it's not a bad look, now is it?

- Seriously though,

what's up with the trash?

- Honestly, I wish I knew.

These packages just showing up.

I think they're for someone else.

- Winning for you.

- Yeah anyways, what are you up to?

I'm not gonna lie, I panicked.

I bought a whole bunch of supplies

'cause I heard we about

to be on lock pretty soon.

- Wait, supplies, like what?

- You know, water, canned

goods, toilet paper.

- Okay, you know that this is

not a nuclear holocaust, right?

It's a respiratory infection.

Besides, I talked to Nate and

he said just wash your hands,

a bunch, and lay low.

- Really?

- Yeah.

In fact, I'm gonna do a

deep clean on my house.

I know it's, it's past due.

- Oo, good idea, we should

have a cleaning party.

- Let's stream it later,

we can have music, drinks.

Make it fun.

- Oh my gosh, that

sounds like so much fun.

I'm down, I'll talk to you soon, okay?

All right, you ready?

Cheers.

- Let's do this.

- Oo, that's good.

Girl, I'm sweating over here.

You are too much.

- You're telling me.

It feels good to get a workout in, though.

Ruby, wait.

There's.

- What?

- There was someone, it

showed another viewer

and then it was gone.

- Girl, I think you need to

lay off the drinks, okay?

- Very funny.

- No seriously, though,

I feel like a sweaty pig.

I'm gonna go wash my body.

All right, love you.

- Bye.

Yeah, see you later.

- My brain just won't turn off.

I feel overwhelmed and confused.

Where do we go from here?

This stuck feeling,

like I'm just spinning deeper and deeper

into the void.

Hello?

Girl, turn on the

news, this shit is getting real.

Really?

- Just do it.

- Okay, okay, I'll go turn it on.

You do know that you get worked

up real easily though right?

- This is different and you know it.

- Okay, okay, we'll see about that.

- Officials are still

working to trace the origin

of the novel virus.

We now know it has been confirmed

in both humans and animals,

and is rapidly spreading across the globe.

With three cases in California confirmed,

fear amongst local

citizens is on the rise.

With current death tolls jumping

into the thousands in what seems

to be an overnight event,

the World Health Organization

is asking everyone to stay home.

- I knew it, we are so fucked.

Shh.

- We urge citizens to stay safe

by taking these following steps.

Wash and sanitize all

touched surfaces in the home,

wash your hands thoroughly and often,

and avoid touching your face.

This is Wendy D, reporting for KLOL.

- Good thing our cribs are spic and span.

Yeah.

God, this is scary.

- I'm telling you, this

is just the beginning.

My cousin is in the military

and said they're being briefed

on all sorts of stuff right now.

- I bet, but the stay at home

thing seems like a bit much,

considering there's not even

any confirmed cases here.

- People need to work, and

school, I have student loans.

This is crazy.

Yeah, I feel you there.

Oh hey, Nate's trying to

get me on the other line.

I should probably take this, yeah?

- Yes.

I'm going to call my mom,

she's probably trippin'.

Okay, text me and let me

know what he says, okay?

- Yeah, for sure.

Okay, bye.

Nate.

- Okay, I know you've

seen the news by now.

- Yeah dude, this is next

level, what's going on?

- I hate to say it

mama, but I'm with them.

It's a good idea to stay

home, like for real.

- I mean yeah, fine.

I'm pretty much a homebody anyways,

but this all seems like a

bit much, don't you think?

- Hey, it's temporary, okay?

And honestly, it's for the best.

This thing is spreading way too quickly

and there just aren't enough tests

and resources to contain it.

We just don't know enough

about it and so far,

everything we throw at it won't kill it

without killing us, too.

- Shit.

- Hey, I'm here.

If there's anything you need, just holler.

I got enough nerdy gear

to help keep us safe

out there in the world, okay?

If there's any supplies

you need, just ask.

- Yeah.

Yeah, sure.

Thanks.

Officials are still working

to trace the origin of the novel virus.

We now know it has been confirmed

in both humans and animals,

and is rapidly spreading across the globe.

With three cases in California confirmed,

fear amongst local

citizens is on the rise.

Shit.

Angie.

It's okay, it's whatever,

it's clean, it's okay.

It's everywhere.

Is it real?

Is it everywhere?

Is it real?

Is it planned?

It's planned.

Is it on me?

It's on me.

Come on.

Pick up, pick up, pick up.

Nate.

Hey, it's Ruby.

Call me back, okay?

I'm just kind of having a, you know.

Just call me back when you can, okay?

Thanks.

Nate?

Hey, it's Angie, you all right?

Yeah, just

working out a little bit.

So I'm a little winded.

Why, what's up, how are you?

I can't sleep.

This shit has me thinking about so much.

Yeah, same here.

With

current death tolls jumping

into the thousands in what

seems to be an overnight event,

the World Heath Organization

is asking everyone

to stay home.

- Wide awake.

Too tired, too scared.

Alone.

The virus is spreading.

Everything seems to be getting worse.

I'm scared.

Hey.

- Hey, lady.

Sorry I didn't get back to you last night.

- Oh, it's okay.

I was just kind of having a moment.

- A moment, you doing okay?

- Yeah, I mean, I think so.

- Hey, you let me know if

you need anything, all right?

- Will do.

Hey, how are things going with you?

I'm sure you guys are busy planning

for the end of the world and all.

Super busy, you guessed it.

Hey, why don't I send over some lunch?

That way, you can just chill

and watch a movie while you grub?

Sound good?

- You're the sweetest, you know that?

I'm just about to hop in the

shower, but that's awesome.

- All right, I got you girl.

- Thank you.

Hi.

Great, could you put it down?

- Oh, sure.

- Great, thank you.

- Have a nice day, miss.

- You too, thanks.

Angie?

- Hey, boo.

Is it me or being stuck

at home 24/7 in the way?

Like I would literally kill

for a latte right about now.

Yeah, a latte.

- Hello?

Are you okay?

- Yeah.

There was somebody in my yard.

It just kinda freaked me out a little.

- Shit.

Could it have been the

gardener or something?

- No, I didn't really get a good look.

I was watching a movie, had some food,

fell asleep, and I heard a sound and...

And just, it was too late, he was gone.

- But just make sure all

the doors are locked.

Turn the alarm on and smoke a bowl.

Just shut off for a bit.

- Yeah no, I'll be okay,

I took something for it.

It should help.

- Girl.

- You know, hey, some

ganja might help after all.

- That's right.

I'm about to do the same

thing, get my relax on.

You still got that

pepper spray I gave you?

- I've still got it, in

my drawer, ready to go.

- Good, good, good.

We just have to be patient.

Death toll's on the rise

right now and it looks

like we're not gonna be able

to leave home any time soon.

- All right.

Love you.

- You too.

Night.

- Bye.

♪ Doo doo, doo doo ♪

♪ Doo doo doo ♪

♪ Doo doo doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo doo ♪

♪ Doo doo doo ♪

♪ Doo doo doo ♪

- Oh, how lovely.

Yes.

Pow.

Oh, we're gonna have fun in here.

Oh hello, little guy.

Okay.

I've always wanted one of these.

What have we here?

How nice of you to join me.

Oh, really?

Hello in there.

Do you like watching?

Is this entertaining for you?

You fucking creep.

Hello?

You like what you see?

You fucking weirdo.

We urge citizens to stay safe by taking these following steps.

Wash and sanitize all

touched surfaces in the home.

Wash your hands thoroughly and often

and avoid touching your face.

- We are going to have so much fun.

I will prepare a feast.

It's going to be magical.

For you.

And for you.

And you.

Welcome

to my gourmet cooking hour.

Now, we've got land,

sea, roots, and fruits.

I invite you into my very own home kitchen

where we make the best

quarantine meal you've ever had.

First, you start with the root.

Root vegetables are very important

and make you one, within.

And then, we remember that water is life.

I think we need a little

liquid in our food.

I think we all have canned

goods sitting around,

at the moment.

Now, for the spices.

Never a bad idea.

Especially when you're all by yourself.

If you're a pescatarian, we got you.

A little leaf.

Now for those that are carnivorous,

we've got you covered, as well.

I'm not leaving anybody out.

Fresh goodness.

I would like to thank

each and every one of you

for being here tonight.

This is so exciting.

This is to you, king of the jungle.

I know you've been very busy lately,

and to you, mystical one.

And to you.

We'll talk later.

And to my friend here.

In case anybody gets rambunctious,

don't act up, all right?

Yeah, this is great, you know.

A special occasion.

I'm glad that you guys

are all here with me.

Well, you guys are a lively bunch.

I thought we were gonna, you

know, party or something.

You eat up all my food.

You didn't even offer to clean up.

I mean, kinda rude.

Time to go.

Stuck in my mind.

Am I safe?

I just wanna feel normal.

What is normal anyways?

Where do we go when we fall asleep?

That feeling when you

gently start to slip away

and then, boom.

Terror.

And you're right back where you started.

Ruby?

Hello?

You there?

Hey, I was thinking of

swinging by this week,

dropping off some supplies.

♪ It's gotta be against the

law to look this damn good ♪

♪ Watch out now ♪

♪ 'Cause baby, I feel real

good and I wish I would ♪

♪ Watch out now ♪

♪ It's gotta be against the

law to look this damn good ♪

♪ Watch out now ♪

♪ Everybody, watch out ♪

♪ Watch out now ♪

♪ I'm ready for a good

time and I came to groove ♪

♪ The whole band's here

and we came to move ♪

♪ Gotta fresh haircut and two new shoes ♪

♪ We're here all night like

we got nothing to lose ♪

♪ Jumpin' out the jacket 'cause

I'm turning up the heat ♪

♪ I wanna see you clappin'

when you get up out your seat ♪

♪ It's time time to make it

happen when we hit this street ♪

♪ I'm coming tonight and I can't be beat ♪

♪ Watch out now ♪

♪ Baby, watch out now ♪

♪ Watch out ♪

♪ I'm on the move, I'm goin' out ♪

I no longer want you here.

You son of a bitch!

- Wait, wait, no.

No, wait, wait.

No, no.

- As some people are

concerned with loss of income,

others are dealing with mental illness

and domestic violence issues or both,

due to the shelter in place order.

This has affected us all.

- Come on, Ruby.

I need to take a

piss, are you gonna let me in?

Hello in there.

- Haven't seen you for a while.

How have you been?

- Fucking great, now teach me.

- Shit.

- Okay, let's get to it.

Remember, always start slow.

Apply pressure.

- Dammit Ruby, I gotta piss.

- Good girl.

You got this.

Now, Madam Winn Dee has to

get ready for her day job.

Stay safe.

- Fuck, fuck, fuck,

fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Jesus Christ.

- You.

Is this what you want from me?

Do you like what you see?

Do you like watching me go crazy?

Am I entertaining for you?

Have you got nothing better

to do with your time?

Why don't I give me something...

to watch?

Would that make you happy?

Piece of shit.

Are you sitting there laughing?

Is this funny?

Is it funny to you that I'm struggling?

Is this where I'm stuck, is

this where I'm gonna be now?

Is this what you want?

Is it fun for you to see me struggle?

You piece of shit.

Are you laughing?

- Hey, Ruby.

You all right?

Maybe we can chat

through the window a bit.

Ruby?

Ruby, Ru-bay, you there?

Oh come on, come on.

Ruby, open up.

Ruby, Ruby, open up.

Ruby, hello?

Ruby, hello?

- Nate, go away.

- Oh, Ruby.

Oh, thank God, open the door.

- No fucking way.

- What, it's me, Nate.

Open the door, please.

- Yeah, and catch the fucking plague?

No way, absolutely not.

- It doesn't work that way.

Trust me, just open the door.

Hey.

What, no.

Okay, okay, you got me.

Shit, can we talk?

Damn.

All right.

All right, friend.

How you doing?

- What?

Why?

I'm fine.

- I tried calling you a bunch of times.

So did Angie and your dad.

He actually called me,

tripping out last night.

Can't handle it?

Got everything you need, got your meds?

- I could use more.

If I could just please get some sleep, some quiet.

I'll be fine.

Whoa!

- Okay, I'm right here.

I'm a little concerned,

if I'm being honest.

Thanks for the

fucking concern and all.

I'm not allowed to have a little fun?

Look, why

don't you come with me,

all right?

We'll go on a drive.

You can just relax, zone out.

We'll go get your meds, get you some food.

You want me,

you want me to go out there?

Out there?

The virus, it's everywhere.

It's everywhere!

And people are acting like

fucking savages out there.

Look--

- Yo, back the fuck up!

Back up.

- Look, you don't have to

worry about anything, okay?

I've been tested, I don't have the virus.

It's mandatory at my

job to get tested, okay?

Look, you're gonna be fine, all right?

I got everything that we need.

And trust me, okay, it's gonna be okay.

Just trust me.

I got gloves, I got sanitizer.

I got a zombie rig.

You gotta check this shit out, all right?

Why didn't

you say that sooner?

Are you sure you have sanitizer?

- I got sanitizer.

Why don't I do my whole body with this?

Do you wanna get some shoes?

You got, got one.

Okay, one shoe, that works.

Yeah, see?

Isn't it nice outside?

Yeah, take a deep breath.

You're all right.

What's up?

Stay away from me.

- Where are you going?

- Jesus, are you kidding me, Ruby?

Come on.

Oh, come on.

Ruby, come on, you know I have asthma.

- You're a fucking liar!

Ruby.

Ruby, come on.

I'm not a marathon man,

you know I got asthma.

- Nate, what do you want from me?

- I know some of us need a

little bit more help than others,

but that's why I'm here

for you, all right?

Look, I just ran. I got

fucking asthma, man.

You don't see me dying in the street.

- How am I supposed to

trust anyone right now?

This is crazy.

- Look, I know we're all scared right now.

I know everyone's scared,

none of us have ever dealt

with anything like this, but I got you.

- What's the point?

- You know I'm here for you, okay?

I love you.

Do you see that?

I love you.

- Really?

Really?

Really, why?

Why, you know I don't deserve you.

- Don't, don't say that.

Why, why not?

I feel like I don't

deserve you, half the time.

Like yeah, I watch you and I see,

you know, what you do to yourself

and I feel like I should have been there.

Like actually been there.

Not just watching you, but be there.

I feel like I don't even

deserve that after what I did.

- You've been watching me this whole time?

What do you mean?

- What do you mean me,

I mean, did you see me?

Like, I'm just watching over you.

I just need to make sure you're okay.

So yeah, I've been watching you.

Like when you cut yourself

and like when your dad called.

Hey, it was cathartic, it

was beautiful, it was manic.

Slightly terrifying at times, yes,

but you, even on all your

states of being, I accept you.

God, I love you, I always

have and I always will.

- Mm-hm, yeah, sure.

Right, love, that's real cute.

That's cute, I like that, love.

Is that what we're supposed to do now?

Yes.

- Okay, okay.

- I get it, I get you.

I've always loved you.

- Why me?

- Like I fucking love you!

Don't you see that?

I nearly died trying to catch up with you

in the fucking zombie ass streets.

I got a zombie rig I got

decked out just for you.

You know how much that cost?

- Fine, fine, fine.

- It's okay.

Come on, one step.

One step closer, two steps back.

You know that Paula Abdul song?

No, it's a joke, all right?

Come on, it's okay.

It's okay, see?

Look, I'm not dying.

Nate, what made you send me

all those crazy packages?

I mean, some of them were pretty cool,

but others left me kinda confused.

- Packages?

- Yeah.

- I saw all that stuff

all over your house.

- Really?

You sure?

Big Mart on line.

Hello, yes, I'd like

to place an order, please.

♪ When I saw you downtown ♪

♪ I started acting like a clown ♪

♪ Just to see if you would notice me ♪

♪ And maybe get you to laugh ♪

♪ I did get some attention from ♪

♪ The girl right next to you ♪

♪ Then all my friends saw me ♪

♪ Pleading for my life ♪

♪ Sweet love ♪

♪ Sweet love ♪

♪ I gotta run, run, run ♪

♪ I gotta run, run, run ♪

♪ I got a ♪

♪ Sweet love ♪

♪ Yow ♪

♪ There's love ♪

♪ And then, there's steamed love ♪

♪ Ha ha ♪

♪ That feeling when you

wake up in the morning ♪

♪ And you can't live without it ♪

♪ Uh ♪

♪ It's not just love ♪

♪ It's steamed love ♪

♪ Yeah, baby ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ Turn it up ♪