Psychotic! (2016) - full transcript
A group of hard-partying Brooklyn hipsters are stalked and savagely murdered by a masked maniac known as the Bushwick Party Killer.
Shannon, are you here?
Yeah, yeah, be right there!
Coming!
Shannon, wait, hold on!
I want to ask you something!
Shannon?
Yeah.
That cake looks awesome!
Oh, thank you!
I think Bill is gonna love it!
Yeah, Bill is..
Can somebody let them in, please?
He means well, you know, he tries.
Shoot, sorry, excuse me, one second.
Sure, sure...
Hey, Guys!
I'm just saying,
if you get stumbling drunk tonight,
I'm not gonna take care of you.
Yeah, listen, Shelly,
I'm at the party right
where I said I'd be!
No, I'm gonna be in and
out lickety split, yes!
I'm just gonna say hi and then
I'm gonna, you know, leave.
Is that okay with you, Honey,
does that satisfy you,
My Little, Sweetie Pie?
Fuck, that fuckin' doc, Man!
Hello?
Tony?
Tony!
Is that you, what, it's me, Jack!
Shoulda known you'd be under there,
ya sick son of a bitch!
Best hidin' spot in the house, Buddy!
There, why don't
you toke this, huh?
You're gonna need it,
this party's dead.
Whatta you,
what do you got there, huh?
You got a, is that a letter opener?
Is that your present for Bill?
No one sends mail anymore, Man,
it's email, Man!
BBM's, c'mon, text messages, Baby!
I pay all my bills through
this thing, y'know?
Fuckin' five G technology,
will you look at this thing?
Ah, I fuckin' love it!
Got a shit ton of apps, too, y'know?
I guess you're just old
schools, y'know?
Hey, listen, Tony,
I got some, uh,
I some some bro issues
to kind of pass by you.
Hey, Tony, what's up?
Okay, we'll be ready.
It's a problem with Shannon.
Places everyone, hurry!
I think it'd be okay, but I,
I think Bill knows.
Listen, after the, uh, surprise,
you come see me, all right?
I just wanna get your
input on some things.
Open the door, Dude!
C'mon, Bill is almost here!
Here, take this...
C'mon, you'll ruin the surprise!
It's not a costume party, Creep!
Shannon?
Shannon!
C'mon, can't a guy just come home
and not break his goddamn neck
stepping on someone else'
shoe in the fucking dark?
Surprise!
Serious, I mean, this was a shock!
This is a,
thank you so much, this was,
have to catch my breath!
Where's she at, where's, Shannon!
Hey, c'mon, Babe, where are ya?
Everyone's here, Shannon,
where are you, what's goin' on?
Oh, I know where she is,
I'll bet she's gettin' all,
uh, gettin' ready.
Shannon, I'm comin' to get ya.
I'm comin' to get ya!
As I live and breathe,
how you doin', you old shit?
Old shit, are you wasted?
Part of my process, Man,
I'm workin' here!
Working, is that what you
call, uh,
being out all night,
losing your fucking keys again?
I call that networking.
Networking.
Hey, you comin' to the show Saturday?
No, I gotta go into work again.
Tim!
I've love to come to your show.
Jesus, Tim!
Even an old dog has to cut
loose every once in a while!
Yeah, yeah,
the old dog gotta cut loose,
well you know what,
some old dogs are working!
Some old dogs can't just
leave work
'cause they're cuttin'
half the staff.
You know, if I don't go to work,
I'm gonna get fired, do you
know what that even means?
You don't, 'cause you
skate through life
and, and, and, and, and,
you know, piss around.
Not everyone can do that!
Tim, what is this?
Careful, what are you doing?
Stop it, quit, quit,
you're ripping it!
You're ripping.
What is this?
Ti-hi-hi-hi-im, Tim, Tim, Tim!
I-I made it for Beverly.
I wanted her to know
how much I love her.
She's the love of my life.
Oh, well, in that case,
I think maybe an engagement ring
is a little more appropriate.
I mean, this seems kind of childish.
A ring, gimme this.
A ring, a ring, ha!
I live in the real world, huh?
You don't just buy a ring,
you-you make a scrapbook or something.
Maybe if that goes well,
you move in together,
then you start to think
about a ring, you know?
You talk about it, (Muttering)
you don't just buy a
ring outta nowhere.
Shut up! (Muttering)
Was it something I said?
Just leave the keys under
the plant, can you do that?
I'll leave the key
wherever you want.
Under the plant!
And one more thing,
the landlord called.
What's up with him, how's he doin'?
The lobby smells like weed,
so knock it off, okay?
Does that sound like
something I would do, Tim?
Smoke weed?
Shit!
Bev?
Bev?
Bev?
Bev?
Whoa, what are you doing?
My God!
It's just little old me, Tim!
Oh my God,
what the hell are you doing here?
I could've stabbed you!
There's a killer out there, y'know?
I thought something
happened to you,
you don't answer your phone calls!
I know,
that's why I grabbed the scissors,
somebody was following me,
and then somebody broke into
my house.
Break in, look,
you don't answer your phone.
I worry about you, you,
you don't answer your door.
I worry about you, I was worried!
I worry a lot, I want...
Y-you mean the world to me.
Oh, God, no, Tim.
No, no, no-n-no, I can't.
Tim, what the hell even is this?
It's for your little trip!
My little trip, Tim, that trip
is the most important thing
happening for me right now.
I'm sorry, uh,
I didn't mean it like that.
I didn't mean it like that,
it just that,
do you remember that night we were
in the rain..
Tim, what the hell
are you talking about?
You held my hand.
What the hell are you talking about?
It was raining.
No, what are you,
You remember!
What are you talking about, Tim?
I, we could, when you come back,
you-you can move in, just
like we talked about, uh,
I'll kick Stuart out,
just like we planned!
Tim, I don't wanna
lead you on anymore.
Lead me on,
I fucking love you, Bev!
Tim!
That night, we were in the rain.
You held my hand,
and, and you told me
you wanted to be with me forever!
Tim, it never rained!
That was in your version!
You've changed so much since then,
you know it, and I know it.
Tim, the key,
I asked for it back a month ago.
Just kidding.
Thank you.
♪ The time you loved me,
gotta tell the world
♪ You led me up to the trees
to the door made of leaves
♪ Laid me down and dig
my head in the ground
♪ You had me inside the walls
Why'd you stop, Man?
Yeah, I was findin' my groove,
Man, woo!
I mean, I wouldn't say that!
What wouldja say, Stuart, huh?
Um, I would say,
we have a show in two days, arright?
We should play one of our
other songs!
Let's play something we're all
comfortable with, you know?
What do you think, Alex?
I mean, I would say, uh, you know,
we should stop talking and,
and start rockin', y'know?
Sounds like he agrees with me.
I know it's not perfect yet,
but this is our best song,
it's gonna be a hit, Man, c'mon!
Yeah, you hear that,
a direct hit, woo!
Right, I just don't
wanna embarrass ourselves
come Saturday, that's all.
It's our first show as Mass Psychosis,
our first big night out!
Embarrass ourselves?
Do I embarrass you, Stewie, huh?
Let's face facts, Bill.
You haven't made it through a song
since your surprise birthday party.
Stuart, Christ!
Stuart, come on, Man!
No, it's okay, he's right.
Shit.
So show me what you
want me to do, Maestro.
What?
You don't like the way I play,
so how would you like me to play?
I just thought something
simpler, you know?
A and D back and forth, and, uh,
I'll fill it in with a little
riff, huh, like a..
Ooh, a little riff!
Hear that guys, that's so cute!
Little baby Stewie's gonna
play a little baby riff!
Let's just forget it, okay?
Let's just move on to
the next song, who cares?
Show me.
What do you want me to show you?
Show me how you want
me to play it, you know?
Hey, Man.
The baby way.
Show me, show me!
No, seriously, show me,
I actually don't know
which notes are A and D.
I taught myself, so.
You never learned,
why didn't you say so,
ya Big Dope, here.
You wanna use the fifth fret
with this hand, just like that.
Just hold and this..
Oh, shit, Jesus!
Not again,
don't tell me he forgot the keys!
Hey, it's Stuart,
leave a message, bye.
Stuart, it's Tim...
where are the fucking keys, Man?
I told you, put 'em the plant,
like I said,
Stuart, goddammit!
Hello?
Hello.
Uh, who is it?
Hey, uh, it's me, T, uh,
Tim from D-2.
My roommate has my keys,
can you let me in, it's cold out.
Yeah, sure Man.
Thank you, thank you.
Hey, what's wrong?
Uh, nothing, I didn't
make it to the second door.
Can you buzz me in again?
Actually, my fiance says
I shouldn't let you in.
There's a killer out there, y'know?
Come on, I'm not the Bushwick
Party Killer, huh, Jesus!
If you buzz me one more time,
I'm gonna call the cops.
I'll come in there and
murder you, you...
Worthless, Lazy Hipster!
Tell him to do one thing,
he can't even leave the
fuckin' keys!
Bet he didn't do the dishes, either.
Can't expect him to clean one ff,
one goddamn mot..
I can't believe you guys
are finally playing out!
I finally get to hear all
those tapes
that you've been going on and
on about.
Oh, Man, Angie, Baby,
we're gonna knock every
hit outta the park!
♪ Sweet devil woman,
make a grown man cry
Good party, Man,
but I gotta get goin'.
Shannon, well Shannon was cheating..
Uh, you have got to
be kidding me, Jack.
You're not leaving me here
alone with your weirdo friends!
I'm so sorry.
Baby, it's guys' night in midtown.
Look, you'd be bored, trust me,
I don't even wanna go!
I love guys, I feel like
I haven't seen you in a while.
Don't you miss me?
Well, Babe,
what are you doin' tomorrow?
Uh.
You free?
Yeah, I'm free.
Okay, well, there you go,
we'll have dinner, all right?
Okay.
How do I look?
You look great.
I love you.
Thanks, Babe.
I heard Shannon was
gonna kill herself.
If I dated Bill,
I'd wanna kill myself.
You know what?
Fuck alla you!
Oh, boy, here we go!
Fuck you, Angela,
for always talkin' behind my back!
Fuck you?
Fuck you, Ulton, for always gettin'
to have sex with your friends!
And Roxy, you're just a bitch,
a cunt!
All right,
can somebody get this guy a beer?
And fuck you, Stuart!
You
don't fuck with our band!
Relax, c'mon, Guys!
We're young, we're in Bushwick!
Yeah!
Woo!
Woo!
All right, who wants to
hear me play my new track?
Yeah!
Totally.
I'll take this.
♪ Makes no sense to me
♪ Why do you always
get up and leave
♪ World's exploding outside now
♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh
♪ Na-na-na-na
He's really good.
He's, it's not,
he's not really good.
I wrote the song.
It's so great!
Are you kidding, Angela,
it sounds horrible!
What, it sounds good, I like it.
But the way he's
singing when he's playing,
it's, it's the worst ever!
It's cute, he's..
His gyrating is..
Hey, I'm playin' a song!
Do you mind?
Yeah, that's my song,
and you're killing it!
You're, you're butchering it,
you're slaughtering it!
Butchering, slaughtering,
like what happened to Shannon,
that's real funny!
You know I didn't mean
it like that, Bill, c'mon!
You know what?
I've had it with you.
You're outta the band.
What, you can't, it's my band, so.
Whoa-whoa-whoa,
what are you talkin' about?
No, you're outta the band!
You're outta the band,
you're both outta the band!
I started the band,
I write the songs!
Too bad, you're out.
Alex will not stand for this.
Ho-ho, wait til Alex hears
about this!
Then he's out, too.
You're both out, huh heh!
You're outta the band,
you're both outta the band!
God, this party sucks!
Let's go, Angela.
I thought we were
hanging out here tonight.
But you're my date, so maybe..
I'm not your date!
Guess I misread some signals...
Maybe I'll text
you later or something.
All right.
All right, I won't hold my breath.
Hey, uh, oh, Stuart,
you got any weed, Man?
No, Man, I don't got any weed.
He's out runnin' around,
having fun in Bushwick, while I'm
sittin' out here in the cold!
Hey, hey, hey, Miss!
Your glove, hey!
Your glove!
Wait, your glove, I, hey, Lady!
Hey, Lauren, come on,
where you goin'?
I've been waitin' here all day,
we gotta talk.
C'mon, please, please, please!
Hey, hey you,
stop what you're doin'!
Uh, I'm just having
myself a little pee.
Why don'tcha mind your
own business, Sir?
Pee Man, that should be the
name of your new solo act.
Pee Man?
Mm-hmm.
Listen, Ulton can't
kick me out of a band.
Oh, he did.
It's my band,
I started the band, all right?
Aw!
Well, you know
how these artist types are.
Well...
They make it so goddamn dramatic.
You get it.
They'll forget about
it in the morning.
Uh-huh.
I'm Stuart.
Uh...
I wasn't really peeing, okay,
I was smoking a joint, Man.
You scared the shit outta me!
Arright.
Hey, Stuart.
I'm Roxy.
Roxy, yeah,
I've seen you around I think.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I, um,
I heard that song you wrote, um..
You liked it?
It's horrible.
Hey, whatever it was that Ult,
Ulton was singing..
Yeah?
Was horrible!
Well, yeah,
I mean his version of it,
he butchered the dang thing!
Yeah, I know, it's dead now.
It is dead, he killed it.
He killed it, you should hear
Bill's bassline on top of it.
Oh...
It becomes a real turdburger.
Oh, I know all about Bill.
Yeah, I used to play with Bill.
Oh really?
Mm-hmm.
You used to play together?
Mm-hmm.
What'd you play with?
Arright, not like that.
You sure, though?
Mm-hmm.
Lotta love songs, I bet.
I'm just teasing, not that I care.
I mean, you know, it's Bill,
who cares?
Oh, jealous much?
I don't get jealous.
Interesting.
Maybe when I was, like, 18,
but that was, like,
not that long ago, but, you know.
Hey, do you wanna
go back to my place
and maybe play some music?
Um, yeah, I mean..
Please don't make
me walk home alone
with the Bushwick Party
Killer on the loose.
Oh, the Bushwick Party
Killer on the loose?
Yeah.
Yeah, okay, why not?
Yeah?
Yeah, why not?
Come on, c'mon!
What do you even play?
I sing.
Ahhhh!
Ahh!
One of those musicians.
Yeah, I'm right down this way.
Don't worry, I'll protect you...
On the porch, on the porch!
Oh, my God, are you okay?
I'm just,
I'm gonna go out and get crunked.
Phew, Jesus!
I hardly knew ye!
Enjoying the show?
Oh my God!
What are you doing?
Relax, relax.
Hi, I'm Henry, I live in the basement.
So, uh, you like Lauren, huh?
I can tell from all the drool
in your beard!
You know her or something?
Um, I know of her,
I've caught this show before, ya see?
From the top to the bottom...
It gets real steamy in the
third act,
if you know what I mean...
I don't know, I don't know..
No, don't worry,
I'm here for Sherry, the roommate.
You know, Sherry and Lauren,
they're going to a party next weekend.
What are you doin' next weekend?
You know, maybe we could
get together beforehand,
come up with a game plan..
I'm busy, sorry, I can't.
Hey, I know some things about
Lauren that can help ya out.
I don't know, I don't know if,
that's not something I do,
I don't do that.
Can't do it, I'm busy.
Oh, 'cause I'm a creep, right,
is that it?
No, that's not what I'm saying.
I'm just saying we should get
to know each other
if we're gonna be..
We're gettin' to know
each other right now!
Okay, almost there, promise...
So this is it, huh?
Yep.
It's all right, I guess.
Yeah?
It'll do.
I don't do selfies...
You don't do selfies?
Mm-mm.
Well, you're probably the
only one
in the world who doesn't do selfies.
Ooh, this is gonna be perfect!
I'll add it to my book of victims.
I'm just kidding,
I'm not a serial murderer.
Trust me,
I know a creep when I see one.
Yo, Man, puff, puff, pass away.
Like Shannon, rest in peace.
Shannon?
Yeah.
Shit, like my, my friend,
my friend Shannon?
The one that gave you,
the one that gave us your number.
Hey, Little Lady.
Hey.
Hey.
I wanna hear your version.
Uh.
That wasn't part of the deal,
I thought we were just gonna
chill out.
He didn't mean it, Man,
he didn't mean it.
Oh my God!
Come on, don't do me like that!
Disrespect, Man, damn, again, Man!
Dude, I can't help it,
if I got a funny joke,
I gotta tell it, jokes, jokes,
jokes, Cokes, Cokes, Cokes..
I'm tryin' to buy
an ounce of weed, Man!
Who dis old dude?
Got any herb, Bro?
This is Stuart.
I don't.
He is a rockstar and he has
the stickiest little
nugs I've ever seen!
Spring!
That's what's up,
dat's what's up!
I thought I was invited
over here for my myriad charm,
what was that all about?
What, no,
I just felt sorry for you
because you got kicked
out of your own band.
Ooh!
Kicked out of your own band?
Well, no, no, no,
she's got it all backwards.
I'm the one who does
the kicking out,
it's not the other way around.
I could've kicked them out,
but I was just like, huh!
Sounds like you've got
creative differences, Bro.
You should toke about it with
us over a bowl, here, Bro!
Pack it up!
Weed.
You guys should come
Saturday to our show.
It's gonna be the
hottest show in Bushwick.
Yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure it is,
what up!
Thank you for the invite.
What instruments do you play, Buddy?
You play, like, uh, the eardrum
or, like, the shoe horn, what?
Uh, I play the synthesizer, actually,
I play a real instrument.
Oh, cool, nice, yeah,
I play an instrument.
I play the bong-go.
That's really funny.
Does anybody need a bump,
I'm gonna take a bump.
I'm good man.
Do you need a bump, Stu?
Guess what, Stuart is also
a brilliant photographer.
Yeah?
Yeah, well, I dabble, I dabble.
I've been on a blog or two,
you know?
Nice, yeah, my, uh, my grandpa
has a Polaroid camera like this.
He, uh, I think he
bought it in the 1950s.
Oh, yeah, is that an old joke?
Yeah, you're fuckin' old, Dude.
Do you do nudes, Bro?
Uh, are you offering or asking?
I like this guy.
I know, I know.
I'd do both, Bro, both.
You need a bump?
No, I'm all right.
A bump or two, two?
I'm really all right.
Line, line, line?
Listen, I, too, was once
kicked out of a band
a long time ago, Man.
It is the perfect
time to be you, Man,
and it's the best thing
that could possibly
happen to you, Man.
Yeah?
Do you really think so?
You oughta be free now, Man,
you could do you, you could
let it all hang out, Man.
You could be free as a bird,
you're my little bird now,
Man, that's what's up!
Yeah, Dude, are you gonna,
why don't you, like, serenade
us with one of your new solos.
Stuart is too nervous
to serenade anybody.
You guys should've
seen Pee Man earlier
when he peed his pants.
Pee Man?
You did the pee, um,
tell 'em the story!
That's the name of his solo act,
we have to hear him play.
Whoa, okay, where'd this come from?
Pee Man, I'll have,
I got some diapers
for you if you need them.
Oh, shit, Man.
Yo, come on, let's do this,
be free, be free!
Kick a beat.
Arright, arright.
C'mon, what's the..
Just give me one hot minute!
Does anybody need a bump?
What's the hold up?
I'm good, I'm good.
Bump, Stu, Dude, bump?
No, no, I'm good, I'm fucked up.
C'mon!
Pussy!
Yo Dude, you sure, you don't
want a little bump, you sure?
Yeah, yeah, I like this.
You see, now you have to sing!
All right, gimme a second,
gimme a second, all right?
Lemme find my groove.
♪ Chillin' in Manila,
I'mma do it, I got skrilla
♪ I got this shit, it's like illa
♪ Illa than the guy's killa,
yo, you take it
♪ You take it
Uh..
That's him passin' it to you.
Take it!
C'mon, Stuart.
Yeah, yeah.
Cray, you missed it again, Man.
I'm sorry, I got it, I got it.
I got it, I got it this time.
All right, all right.
All right.
♪ I'm goin' in, Baby,
got it goin' so damn crazy
♪ Everybody know it's hazy
♪ It's just me and Patrick Swayze
♪ And I got it hat trick lazy
♪ You know what, I'll be here dancin'
♪ It's so dirty when I'm prancin'
♪ And the stone, it gets romancin'
♪ I got this shit, just one chancin'
♪ And everybody, dig you pantsin'
♪ Got this shit, got it cancin'
Yo, what key are you in?
Yo, what key are you in?
What the fuck, fuck,
are you ignoring me?
Yo, this, this is bad, listen, Guys.
♪ Past the feeling that
you'd rather get in
What key are you in?
It's like, this sucks!
This, this shit's so bad!
♪ I know what I do
Goddamn!
♪ This shit cool,
I got this shit, do not drool
What key are you in?
Yo, tell him
what key you're in, Man!
I love this song, Man.
He's asked you, like, 50 times.
Yeah, you're just ignoring me.
I just wanna play along.
♪ What key are you in
I'm in the key of C!
Oh, shit, yo, yo!
Of course.
But he was in the key of D!
Lauren?
How did you even get in here?
There you are,
I've been looking all over
for you.
What, you ran away, what, you forgot?
I asked you to come in,
I asked you to come in here.
I haven't talked to you
in such a long time, aw!
Henry, who's that?
Aw, heck, it's, hey!
Henry, Henry, what's,
what's goin' on?
What's goin' on?
Henry, do you know who that is?
What's goin' on?
Is somebody out here, oh, a creep!
Just uh, I'm serious,
just heard a voice!
My God!
So what's your song about?
It's about this really pretty girl
who is kind of a jerk.
Oh, yeah?
Okay, yeah, yeah,
she kinda freaks me out, but...
Hey, it's a good song.
You sound good, too, your voice.
Thank you.
Just need to, like,
take your panties off
and sing like a man
from time to time.
Panties?
Yeah, your panties.
Bro?
Oh.
Do you like my art, Bro?
Uh.
What's our band's name, Bro?
What's our band's name?
Thought of your band name?
Let's call it, o
ur band's called Best Friends.
Best Friends?
It's getting kinda late.
Yo, Bro, you wanna hear a joke?
Uh, what is it?
Corn
on da cob.
Avey, like avenue.
I'm gonnna go see what Roxy's
up to.
Funny joke, right?
I'm just gonna get out of here.
Excuse me.
Hey, aw!
I'll add this to my book of victims.
Very funny.
Well, it takes a while to develop.
I guess so.
Finally, proof that I'm not dreaming.
Finally proof that you're a dork!
Get out of here, you freak!
You smoked all my weed,
you smoked all of it!
I'm not made of green, Man,
are you nuts?
I could kill you, aw, jeez!
This is gonna sound silly,
but I really gotta pee.
Oh, Pee Man in his solo debut!
Yeah, very funny.
I'm sorry, I'm all
worked up, I...
I really coulda peed myself,
I'm just..
Phew, Man.
Yo, Man, back on the mic, Man!
Bathroom Tour, 2000 and whatever.
DJ DropaDeuce kickin', yeah,
we gonna do this!
Oh, Man, that's wassup...
Hey, Dennis, you in there man?
I gotta pee, Man!
Pee Man, Best Buddies,
did you book our show?
Uh, yeah, Man.
Oh, Man.
Speaking of Pee Man,
I really gotta go, Man,
are you wrappin' up in there
or what?
Man, I'm takin' the
nastiest dump in here, Man.
You don't wanna be in here, Man!
Pee Man, we got, I'm Poop Man now.
Hey.. What's that smell, Dude?
You're not smokin' my weed,
are ya, hey!
Uh, Man, that's the incense
on account of my major dump!
Should I just use the sink,
whatta ya think?
I've been holding all night here!
There's a bathroom upstairs, Man.
Okay, where?
If you go upstairs,
the winding staircase, go upstairs,
go left and another left,
you take another left,
and you get to a hall
full of doors, Man.
And you'll see this
hall full of doors, Man.
Don't go in any of them, Man.
They're full of surprises.
Go straight,
and if you go outside, Man,
you've gone too far, so turn around.
You're sure, up the stairs,
a left, and then a left?
Good luck, Pee Man,
you'll find it.
All right, thanks, I guess.
Hey, do me a favor, all right?
If you see Roxy,
can you please tell
her I'll be right back?
All right, Man, whatever,
cool, Dude.
Thanks, Buddy!
'Sup, Man, good luck.
Oh, Man.
Pee Man, Poop Man,
comin' to a bathroom near you!
Let's welcome to the stage,
Pee Man and Poop Man,
Best Friends!
Pee Man?
Pee Man?
Yo, Man,
you're so messed up right now, Man!
Let me scare this guy, Man.
You got this, Man?
This is wassup, Man,
Pee Man gonna be scared!
He unprepared,
gonna jump out his hair,
gonna be standin' there,
gonna be so awesome, Man!
This is wassup, Bee, come on, Pee Man!
YOLO, bitch!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Oh, my guts, what the fuck?
No!
No!
No, Dude!
What the fuck.
Stupid.
Mass Psychosis.
Mass Psychosis.
Before I do anything,
you gotta tell me who this is.
She looks pissed, what'd you do?
Took a picture of her, that's all.
I found the one girl in Bushwick
who doesn't like selfies,
and she's all right.
Yeah, I met her at Ulton's.
Mm-mm-mm.
Yeah, how was that, by the way?
Do you know that Ulton has
not texted me back at all?
Is everything okay?
Yeah, it's, it's better than okay,
it, it's perfect, actually...
Hey, what are your thoughts
on starting a new band?
What'd you end up doin' last night?
Well, midtown got old fast,
so I hit up some dive bars,
then a few of us cabbed
it back to Bushwick,
and I don't know, the night
kinda got foggy after that.
Sounds like my kinda night.
Uh, why didn't you have
me come along again?
Baby, I keep tellin' ya,
it's guys' night.
We were just drinkin',
talkin' deals, investments.
You'd be bored stiff.
Mm-hmm, well, where are we going?
Well, we're goin' to Brunchwick.
It's, uh, a place that
serves brunch 24/7,
you're gonna love it,
you're gonna love it!
No, I mean, where are we going,
like, us?
Baby, wh,
why do you gotta bring me down?
Okay.
Hey, I thought we talked
about this,
we're just having a
little bit of fun!
We were, we were having fun,
like, four months ago.
I just don't get it, do you
wanna see other people or..
No, hey, that's not what I'm,
that's not what I'm saying.
Then what are you saying?
I don't know...
What do you want?
I love you.
Jack?
Um, let's just see what he
wants, Baby.
Jack, is this for real?
Jack, do something!
Run, Michelle, run, run!
What was that about a new band?
Bill has snapped, Ulton,
he's kind of messing up my songs,
singin' like a weirdo, do-do-do-ah!
Like he's screwing them up.
I mean, what are we doing?
We're wasting our time!
Are you expecting someone?
No, I ordered weed yesterday.
I'm probably gonna order
some tomorrow, but, hello?
Hello, please let me in, please!
Uh, I can't just let
anyone in the building.
There is a killer out there, y'know?
I know, he's trying to kill me,
please, let me in!
She could be the Party Killer!
This is hardly a party, Alex,
it's just two guys hangin' out.
I'm havin' a good time.
Who are you really?
I'm Michelle Weaver,
I have a social media presence!
Please, let me in,
I have over 2000 followers!
I had 36 retweets just
yesterday, please!
2000 followers,
I've definitely seen her around.
She could spread the
word about our new band.
Hey, um, Michelle, you still there?
Fuck!
Hey, Michelle,
if you're still there,
I'll buzz you in, huh, fifth floor.
Help me, help me!
What was that about a new band?
Okay, so listen, Bill has snapped.
I got strangled at practice
by Bill,
for no reason.
Help me!
And Ulton, like he owns the place.
Struttin' around like
some fuckin' chicken, Man.
Ulton can sing, we can't sing.
I can kinda sing,
I just gotta take my panties
off every once in a while.
Am I stoned or something,
Help me!
because you're not
making any sense at all.
What if we fire Bill, huh?
We can't fire Bill, okay,
it'll push him over the edge.
I am tired of this
walking on eggshells shit!
I can't say slaughtering,
I can't say butchering,
I can't kick a bass player out
of my band because he stinks!
Help me!
Uh, come on in, kill who you want!
Help me, help me!
Okay, so tomorrow,
after the show, we, uh, you know,
we, we tell Bill take a break, right?
Like a, like an intervention.
Like an intervention,
I had one of those once,
smokin' too much weed.
Maybe, though, we should see
what Ulton thinks about this.
Maybe I should ask,
I should ask Ulton about this.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, see, hmm-hmm.
That's where you and
I disagree, Buddy.
Why's Ulton the decider,
we started this band!
That's what I kept
telling him last night,
but he wouldn't listen.
Saying when, what?
Get the hell outta here, all right,
or I'm calling the police,
and you'll be put in jail,
how's that, ha!
The keys, Stuart, the goddang
keys, huh, do you remember?
Last night, you were
supposed to leave the keys
under the plant like we said.
What are you doin', Man, did you...
Come on, buzz me in!
Lobby smells like weed again!
I told him to knock it off!
Can, uh, you do me
a little favor, Man?
Whoa, whoa!
Get up, Man, get up!
Okay, Buddy, so listen.
Tim let me borrow his keys
last night, all right,
and I was supposed to leave
them under the potted plant
by the window, I totally forgot.
He's gonna be pissed,
he's comin' up here right now,
he's super pissed,
can you just handle this for me?
If he sees you first,
he'll calm down.
He'll calm down, okay?
I'm way to stoned
for this right now.
Just do this for me, please?
Please, please, I'm so sorry,
thank you so much.
God!
Open the door!
Goddang head off, oh, Alex!
Hey!
I'm sorry, I,
I had this crazy night
and, and then.
Hey, Buddy, I poured you a beer.
I could use a drink.
Yeah, I bet.
After the night I've had.
Can't you at least give me a
fuckin' clean glass?
I cleaned it.
You're pathetic!
Oh, did the scrapbook
not go over well?
You know what, as a matter of fact,
the scrapbook probably
went over pretty well!
Yep, probably.
Hey, Stuart, who the hell is Starfossils?
Star, what?
Ulton just posted this, like,
completely different flyer
for a different band name,
I never got a text about this.
Why didn't I know anything
about this?
You know Ulton,
he and Bill last night,
they kinda tried to
kick us out of the band,
and I, in turn, kicked them
out 'cause it's our band.
I invited a girl to this,
a girl I met online,
granted, but still, I mean,
you're killin' me, man, shit!
Are you texting Ulton,
are you texting Bill?
No, no, no!
What are they saying,
what emojis are they using?
I've had enough of this shit,
all right,
I'm outta here, see ya.
You're outta here,
you're just leaving?
That's it?
Maybe Best Friends is still
an option.
Shit!
He doesn't know anything
about a scrapbook's edge,
and I'm the guy that everyone knows
does the best scrapbooks she wants.
Now, that scrapbook,
she loved my new scrapbook,
and everybody knows,
I make the best scrapbooks
for all my girlfriends.
I slept in a trash can,
huh?
I lost my wallet, my phone, huh?
Huh?
It's all your fault!
My fault?
Yeah, your fault, your carelessness,
your screwin' around, all the time!
You know what,
I had a rough night, too.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah!
Tell me about it,
I'd love to hear it!
Well, I woke up on the sidewalk
with piss all over my pants.
Oh!
I couldn't retrace my steps,
so I don't know where
I left my keyboard,
I don't know where I left my camera.
I blew my chances with
this babe named Roxy,
who's probably the coolest
girl I've ever met in my life.
Ooh, the coolest girl.
You know what,
if this is about the rents,
I call my 'rents and have
them mail me the rents.
The old dogs can still
make a comeback here.
It's not too late.
This old dog thing, look,
I don't think it's workin'
for me anymore, okay?
No.
Yeah...
Whatta you suggest?
I wantcha out, okay?
Out, out?
Yeah, you hearing me?
You hear what I'm saying?
Que?
I want you out of the apartment
before I fucking snap!
Don't!
Well, is Beverly moving in?
First you get the scrapbook,
and then she moves into the apartment,
and then you get a ring, right?
And then you get mawwied and
then you have little kids..
This isn't working for me
anymore, okay?
It's over, it's done!
Little Tims and Beverelys
Running around.
It's over, I can't do this, okay?
I can't.
Can't do what?
This, this is it.
What, Tim, stop.
This is, we're done!
Calm down, calm down.
You're outta here,
get out of my apartment now!
Get out of my apartment now!
Get out of my ff, get
out of my apartment, okay?
You get out of my apartment
now, all right?
Get out of my apartment n-now!
You little shit!
Fine, I'll get out of the apartment.
I'll get out of my apartment!
Oh, you little fucker!
What?
Say it.
I'll be out by the end of the week.
Good.
Glad to hear it.
Oh, I wonder if I could find
a roommate on Craigslist.
Lauren, I just wanted, I just wanted,
I have your glove, it was a
good scrapbook...
Hi, Lauren, I have your glove,
I did, last night,
you know what, I find it incredulous.
There's gonna be a murder,
who was that guy on the fridge?
Living with a murderers
probably better
than living with some asshole,
aw, man oh man oh man!
Lauren...
I'm so glad this happened tonight.
Lookin' for love
in all the wrong places, I guess.
No, no, Lauren, no!
Lauren, no, Lauren!
Sherry, what are you doing?
No, Lauren, no!
I came to help you,
come over here.
No, no!
No!
I'm so sorry!
Henry, no,
he's coming up here soon!
Sherry!
Sherry!
I'm gonna kill 'im!
♪ Everybody get romancin',
got dis shit
♪ Makes no sense to me
♪ Whether we get up and leave now
♪ The world's explosive outside
♪ Why did we never get
up out of this mousetrap
♪ What if we never get a
brains back
♪ Now, this is my chance
for stealing hearts
No, please!
Stop!
Don't, I'll do anything!
No!
Please, no!
Oh, yes!
Yes, right there, oh,
that's the spot, right there!
Oh, oh, oh,
Scrapbook Tim is such an idiot!
Oh!
Oh yes!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh yes, oh!
Oh, God!
This is so much
better than Scrapbook Tim!
Oh, yes, oh!
Hey, you guys Mass Psychosis?
Stuart Greene, Stuart?
Hey, Stuart Greene, Mass Psychosis?
Hey, Stuart Greene, Mass Psychosis?
Have you seen him, huh?
Stuart Greene, Mass Psychosis,
Stuart Greene, it's a band.
C'mon, I'm lookin' for him.
You guys are useless, pathetic!
Losers, yeah,
life's one big party, isn't it?
No need for a steady job,
chug a beer and forget about it!
You guys laughing at something,
I like to laugh!
What's funny, huh?
Hey, you know what is funny,
there's a killer out there,
and, and... No one cares!
No one gives a shit, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just, uh,
catch your ex-girlfriend
gettin' laid.
Let's toke some weed, yeah.
Yeah, just toke some weed.
And what do ya do, what is it?
You're only, you're only,
you're only YOLO once?
You're only YOLO once!
You're only YOLO once, ha ha, woo!
Hey, hey, hey, are these big,
bad Bushwick Boys
ready to make some big,
bad noise tonight?
Yeah!
Yeah.
No presh tonight, Guys, but, um,
my little lady here
has a sweet hookup
with the hottest music
blog in Brooklyn.
Uh, my hottest music blog,
You're Mama Sweet Beats?
I'm Sweet Mama, Baby!
Yeah, that's right.
Mama Sweet Beats,
tweet us some sweet, sweet tweets.
Yeah, all right.
Uh, no, thanks.
Oh!
Whoa!
Looks like we got a real
party goin' on here.
Yeah, so what's goin' on here,
havin' some fun?
Hey, what slimy little
hole did you crawl out of?
Aw, don't be such a
little Party Killer!
Jesus, Man!
Party Killer?
Jesus, Man!
I just started havin' fun!
Do you think that's funny?
Jesus, Man!
Shannon was the love of my life.
Get him outta here!
Tony!
This room is for the band only!
Stuart, Stuart's in the band,
uh, Mass Psychosis!
That pecker is dead to me.
Whatta you mean?
He got kicked outta the band.
Get him out!
If you see Stuart,
tell him the old dogs
can still make a comeback,
it's not too late!
Stay out!
Yeah.
So, all right?
Are you excited?
It's gonna blow 'em away.
Oh, is it, okay.
Hey, he-hey, Man, c'mon,
we got a gig in, like, 20 minutes!
Back off, Man, okay, back off!
You're not the boss of me!
I just don't want you
to get too fucked up, Man.
Oh, I'm a fuck-up, huh?
I'm a fuck-up?
Not what I said, okay?
I'm just saying you
drinking kind of..
Alex, why do you even bother..
Look, you're wasted, Man, so just..
Oh, thanks, I'm a way, I'm a waste!
I get it Bro, yeah.
That's not what he's saying!
Bill, what do you think about that?
Thanks, Bro.
Oh, I'm live-tweeting it.
Guys, Guys, why don't we save
this intensity for the stage,
Man, c'mon!
Yeah, Starfossil's gotta
stick together, right, Guys?
Shut up, Tony.
Jeez, this looks like a lotta fun!
Sorry I'm missing this!
Hey, look who it is,
the hits keep on comin',
it's Stewie, amscray, band only.
Stewie?
Can we put a sign up
in here or something?
Stewie?
Aw, from here, it just looks
like a big ol' pile of shit!
Very funny, Bill.
You know,
you're weirdo little friend
came by here earlier.
Roxy?
Yeah, Roxx, yeah, right!
You wish!
Right.
It was that old dog creep.
It was your friend, Tim.
Tim was here, Old Dog?
You're a stuck up, Hipster Bitch.
Shut up, Bill.
Listen, I left my weed at her place,
my jacket, she has my phone.
It's all I have to my name,
if you see her,
could you just send her my
way, please?
Yeah, okay, now, go!
I'll tell 'er.
Adios.
I'll tell her.
If I see her,
you know what I'm gonna tell her?
What?
I'm gonna tell her.
Hey, don't, don't!
If I see her, I'll tell 'er,
I'll tell 'er
get outta here!
Yeah, you tell 'em, Bill.
Yeah.
Seriously, get outta here.
Bye.
Just, right behind ya, right.
Starfossils, all right!
Let's do this!
All right!
Yeah, let's burn this mother
down, woo!
Turn it down, arright, c'mon,
let's go.
Bill, you all right?
Yeah, I'm right behind you, Bro.
I just gotta get on an even keel.
Hurry up.
I've been meaning
to get even with you!
You ruined my entire life!
You're a wretch,
you deserve to die,
and I'm gonna do it to ya,
you piece of shit!
Do you know who she was?
Do you know what she meant?
Has anybody seen Bill,
our bass player.
Bill, would you please
come to the stage?
Bill?
You took everything from me!
You took Shannon and
you took my future,
and I will goddamn kill you!
You stole everything from me,
Shannon was everything!
I'm gonna wring the life
outta your fucking body
with my bare hands for Shannon!
Bill, are you here,
please come to the stage.
Ulton, I got this.
Thanks, everyone, for coming out
to the Silent Barn in Bushwick.
We are Starfossils,
formerly Mass Psychosis,
now Starfossils!
♪ Tie me up without a thread
or a rope
♪ And lead me out to the trees
♪ To the door made of leaves
♪ Lay me down and dip
my head in the ground
♪ And hide me inside the walls
♪ Of a house without walls
♪ Not knowing what to do
♪ Not knowing what to do
♪ Am I in love with you
You know, uh, you left
this little gem behind at the party.
I was looking for that.
Oh, really?
I was.
Uh-huh.
Can I have it back?
No.
Come on!
No.
Polaroids are expensive nowadays.
Are they, are they?
Yeah, a little bit.
Uh, I'm sorry about the other night.
It was a date.
That's okay, I was kind of a dick.
Mm-hmm, a little bit.
Stormed out like a baby, so.
Yeah, no hard feelings?
No hard feelings.
It's a cute pic!
You know, maybe,
that's not meant for you.
Oh, yeah, who's it meant for?
Uh, some big record exec.
You know, uh, back when Shannon..
I remember.
Roxy and Bill used to hook up.
Are you kidding, that's disgusting!
That's, why would you tell me that?
So you do like her?
No, I just don't like him.
Uh-huh, shit.
You're really gonna
go through with that, huh?
Hey, this is good!
You sound surprised.
I am surprised.
♪ I don't know what to do
♪ I don't know what to do
♪ I'm not in love with you
I know what you did to her.
What?
I said, I know what you did!
Yeah, the hell you did!
No, the party's over, Party Killer!
These women scream,
they fuckin' love us!
♪ I'm not in love with you
♪ I'm not in love with you
♪ Am I in love with you
♪ I'm not in love with you
♪ Not knowing what to do
♪ Am I in love with you
♪ Not knowing what to do
♪ Am I in
Angela, look out!
Oh, shit!
Bill?
Oh, wait a minute!
Hey-hey, hey, man, just
be cool, just relax!
Just!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No!
Let her go!
Damn you, let her go!
Stuart?
Tim, Tim, what the fuck
are you doing here, Man,
get in here!
Tim,
I didn't wanna hurt ya.
I wanted to come to this
party together as friends,
but instead, you,
you killed every bit of my dreams!
Stuart!
That makes me so mad!
Tim, Old Dog,
the Party Killer's is in here!
There's a Party Killer out
here, too!
Stuart?
Stuart!
Let her go!
♪ Makes no sense to me
♪ Whether we get up and leave
or not
♪ The world explodes
Stuart!
♪ Outside, what if we never
Oh, God!
♪ This mousetrap, what if
we never get our heads back
♪ At the slightest, you're stealing
Please!
Is this my song?
Yeah, sure, sure.
Stuart!
♪ Your wandering heart
♪ Your wandering heart
♪ Has gotten the duty
I like it a lot!
Really?
Yeah.
Old Dog, Stuart!
Congrats, Tim, you just killed
the hottest party in Bushwick.
There's no easy way to ask this
without it sounding a little awkward,
but are you the
Party Killer?
What, are you saying I'm no fun?
What?
Run, Michelle, run!
God, you're so fucked up,
I love it!
I have been date, well, okay,
sort of dating
s-someone that might be the killer.
Yeah,
it's time we shut her
yapper up once and for all.
Dating?
Sort of dating.
H-he's actually right
outside that door,
and I really need your help.
What do you need me to do?
I think you'll know
exactly what to do.
You shut your yapper!
Makin' a mess!
You're makin' a mess.
Sick of your mess.
Roxy, hey, what are you doin' here,
I thought I told you to stay put!
Hey, Roxy, I'm talkin' to you!
What is this about, Jack?
So, what,
you're gonna just blow me off
after all I've done for you?
Done for me, Jack, you're a liar!
Did you ever love me?
Hey, hey, that guy's a jerk!
Come on, Baby!
Hey, Baby!
You did it,
you did it!
No, that was..
Yeah.
I don't, I don't feel right.
I don't feel right,
I don't feel right.
Alone with my future wife,
and now, I will take your life!
I cut you open,
what am I gonna have?
Tim?
Just little old me, Tim!