Prom Night III: The Last Kiss (1990) - full transcript

[ Wind Howling ]

[ Thunder Crashing ]

[ Crows Cawing ]

♪♪ [ Rock And Roll ]

[ Women Moaning ]

[ Woman Laughing Maniacally ]

[ Laughing Continues ]

Hey.

Who's there?

Hey!

Hello?



You're not supposed
to be down here,

whoever you are.

♪♪ [ Rock And Roll ]

♪♪ [ Continues ]

♪♪ [ Fades ]

[ Woman ]
Dance with me, Jack.
[ Gasps ]

Don't creep up on me
like that.

You almost blew
a fuse in my pacemaker.

Don't be afraid.
I'm just a lonely girl
looking for a dance.

You're not supposed
to be down here.

I won't tell if you won't,
Jackie boy.

I haven't heard that name
in 30 years.

There was a girl--
Wait a minute.

Who are you?
It's been a long time,
Jackie boy.



- Did you miss me?
- It can't be you.

You're dead.

- I watched you die.
- And now I'm going
to return the favor.

Mary--
[ Gasping ]

[ Electricity Crackling ]

Mama said I'd be
a heartbreaker.

[ People Applauding ]

♪♪ [ "La Bamba" ]

[ Mouths Words ]

[ People Applauding ]

Okay, now, to officially
open up the new gym,

I'd like to call upon
our principal,
Mr. Weatherall.

As I look around me
at this beautiful...

and groovy
new gymnasium,

I think
this puts to rest...

all those ghosts
at Hamilton High.

[ Chuckling ]
The strange noises,

the mysterious
earth tremors,

the-the vanishing students--
these are all in the past.

Even the sudden
and unexplained fire...

which destroyed part of
this very gymnasium...

couldn't keep us down.

Look around.
Everything's cool, man.

[ Chuckling ]
And so it's an honor--

Thank you.
And so it's an honor...

to officially reopen
the gym for our new year...

here at Hamilton High School!

[ Gasps ]
[ Girl Screams ]

Everybody just stay calm.
Stay in your seats.
Everything's all right.

Just relax.
Nothing serious.

All right, all right.
Nobody get excited.

No casualties.
Hit it!

[ Man ] "While our souls
still have wings,
'tis our duty to fly."

Robert de Cauchy,
poet.

"You're spending the summer
with me, or else."
Sarah Monroe, girlfriend.

Girlfriends come and go,
man, but best friends
are forever.

That's why we got
to hit the road.

With the rest of
the homeless mental patients.

Hi.
Sarah, nice
to see you.

You want to help us
plan our trip?

What happened to summer
at the farm, you and me
getting back to nature?

I haven't really decided yet.
I don't know, Alex.
That sounds pretty exciting.

Then why don't you
let Alex decide?
Okay, what'll it be?

Freedom and
the wide-open road...

or 50 acres of cow pies
in the hot sun?

Alex!

Come in.
[ Alex ] Hi, Miss Richards.
You wanted to see me?

Oh. Yes.
Hello, Adam.

Alex.

I've just been going over
your quarterly review.

- Um, I'm passing, aren't I?
- Oh, yes. Passing.

And I suppose that's enough.
It's not as if you're planning
to go to medical school, is it?

- It says here
you're going to--
- Medical school.

I don't think so.
Your average is 71,
and that's not going to cut it.

From what I can see,
you're just not
a great student, Adam.

You don't know how
to sacrifice yourself
for your goal.

- I-I could learn.
- How far are you willing
to go to succeed, hmm?

I don't know. As far
as I have to, I guess.

You guess.

Perhaps you need to
reevaluate your goals.

There are other options--
building maintenance,

groundskeeping,
professional food services.

- You mean, like a cook?
- Not all of us can be
doctors, Adam.

The world needs
ditchdiggers too.

Have a nice day.

- Hello.
- I'd like that back, please.

What?
I'd like that back.

It was for my boyfriend,
the one who was supposed to
be spending the summer with me.

Oh, come on, Sarah.
You know how stubborn
Shane is.

Just say no.
He's not a drug.
He's my friend.

All right, all right,
all right.

I'll tell him
next time I see him.
I promise.

This is great.
I should still
take it back.

You probably don't even
know what day it is today.

Thursday?
I knew you wouldn't
remember our first--

First anniversary.
Yes.

Yes! And...

I have a special
surprise for you too.

Oh, do you?
Mm-hmm.

I'll pick you up
at 7:00...

for a romantic
candlelight dinner.

Um, have you got
any more ketchup?

Hmm?

Alex, what's wrong?
You haven't said a word
since we left the drive-thru.

[ Sighs ]
Well,

I had a meeting today
with Miss Richards.

She told me
with my grades,

I should forget about
medical school and start
learning how to flip burgers.

What does she know?
She's just a guidance counselor.

I'm tired of being average.
I'm tired of playing
second string.

Do you know
how tall I am?

5' 10".

Do you know that's
the national average?
I looked that up.

You know what size
shoes I take?

Size nine. Did you know
that's the national average?
I looked that up too.

I also looked up
the rest of my life.

I'm gonna get married
by the time I'm 25,

have 1.9 kids,
move into a two-story house
on a street named after a tree.

I live on a street
named after a tree.

I just want something
different right now.

While my soul
still has wings,
I want to fly.

Okay, fine.

You go on your little
trip with Shane, okay?

I didn't want you to come
to the farm with me anyway.
That's not the point.

I just--

Look, never mind. I--
I don't want to start
fighting again tonight.

We're not fighting.

Well, I gotta study
if I want to pass
that biology exam tomorrow.

Good plan.

Can I stop
and get my books?
Sure.

Just, um, drop me home
on the way, okay?

We are fighting,
aren't we?
Please?

Mr. Russell?

Anybody?

Great.

[ Exhales Forcefully ]
[ Doors Creaking ]

Mr. Russell, you in here?

[ Locks Click ]

[ Woman Laughing Maniacally ]

Huh?

[ Gasps ]

Relax.
It's only a high school.

Hello?

Hey, there, all you
high school ghosts.
It's just me.

Alex Grey.

Average student,
5' 10",

size nine shoes.

Just a regular, average
high school student...

here at Hamilton High.

[ Woman Moaning ]

Whoa!
[ Gasping ]

What?

Kiss me, Alex.
Mmm.

[ Both Moaning ]

- I must be dreaming.
- Dream on.

[ Moaning Continues ]

♪♪ [ "Star-Spangled Banner" ]

[ Mr. Weatherall Over P.A. ]
Good morning, students.

Homeroom will begin
in five minutes.

Please report
to your classes now.

Oh--

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

What did you do
last night?
[ Toilet Flushes ]

Grey, what the hell
are you doing?

Just, uh, checking
my teeth. I didn't
floss this morning.

Better check your brain
while you're at it.

[ Clicks Tongue ]
Nice dress, fag.

[ Phone Dings ]

[ Phone Numbers Beeping ]

[ Line Ringing ]

Hi, Mom.
Whoa. Mom?

Mom, I'm fine.
Yeah, listen, Mom--

No, Mom.
Don't get Dad.

Mom, no.
Mom, don't get--

Hi, Dad.

No, Dad--
No, Dad, really. I'm fine.

What-- What's that?

Oh, the car.
Yes, the car's fine.

No. Listen, Dad,
what happened was
we were out late, and, um--

Hey, man, we gotta go.
We gotta fly like a bird.

All right, Shane.
I'm coming.

That was Shane.

That's where I am now--
at Shane's.

Yeah. Okay, so, I'll bring
the car home right after
school. Is that okay?

All right, then.
Okay.

Bye, bye.

Trouble at home too?
Yeah. Hi.

Uh, nothing serious.
No big deal.

I'm sorry
about last night.

I brought you these.

Oh!

Thanks!
Gee, I thought
you'd be mad at me.

I don't get mad.
I bake.

Let's not ever
fight again, okay?
Yeah.

Settle down!

Come on.

[ Mr. Weatherall Over P.A. ]
Today's inter-school chess club
tournament has been canceled.

Club members are asked
to report to the library
and play with themselves.

I'm tellin' you, man.
We could be on a couple
Harleys right now...

sailing
across the country.

Instead, we're stuck
in this stupid library
breathing book dust.

Stop.
Go back.

Who's that?
[ Shane ]
1957.

"Prom Queen Mary Lou Maloney's
young life tragically cut short
by fire at Hamilton High."

[ Scoffs ]
Nice finish.

Yeah.
I'll be right back.

I-- I got to go
to the can.

All right, you zombies,
now sit down and shut up.

I know you all
realize the importance
of this exam.

It'll determine
your grade structure
for the rest of the semester.

As if you're gonna
make it that far.

But anyway, we studied
all this in class,

so if you can dig your minds
out of rock videos
and smoking dope,

then maybe this
won't be terminal.

But some folks might
find it a challenge.
Wouldn't you say, Dr. Grey?

Always up
for a challenge, sir.

[ Mary Lou ]
Hello, Alex.

You wanna write
that test...
or what?

[ Fly Unzips ]

- What?
- [ Bell Dings ]

Time's up, delinquents.

Are you feeling all right?

[ Mr. Weatherall Over P.A. ]
Attention girls'
weight lifting team.

A clinic on facial hair
removal will be held
in the east gym,

and attendance is
mandatory.

Alex, wait!

- [ Groans ]
- [ Groans ]

[ Groans ]

Grey, you're always
gonna be second string.

Let's go.
[ Laughing ]

I like your strategy,
Alex.

It'd help if they
divide the teams evenly.

I mean, Andrew's
got all the best.

- All right!
We're gonna get these guys.
- We've got--

Ready, break!

I don't know what we got,
but we're gonna need a miracle.

[ Mary Lou's Voice ]
Alex, can you feel me?
Yes.

What?
Nothing.
Let's go.

[ Shouting Signals ]

Hut! Hut!

[ Mary Lou's Voice ]
You can do it, Alex.

- All right.
- [ Mary Lou's Voice ]
Alex, look out.

- Yeah!
- [ Cheering ]

You know, if that'd
been a real game,

I'd have kicked your butt.
Oh, lighten up,
Mr. President.

[ Woman Over P.A. ]
Andrew Douglas, report
to the office, please.

Your mother
brought your lunch.

Boy, you're lucky
this time, but I'll be
seeing you around.

- Well, I'll wear cologne.
- [ Cheering ]

Tough luck,
Dr. Grey.

Hmm?
What the hell--

Uh, Mr. Walker.
See anything you like?

What is going on here?
That depends.

What do you want?

Young lady,
I don't know what
you think you're doing here,

but let me assure you,
you're in a lot of trouble.

How about some of this?

So tasty and hard
and firm.

And it just melts
in your mouth.

I'd like to know
who the heck
you think you are.

I'm Alex's new girlfriend,

and you have
a bad attitude.

[ Screaming ]

[ Mr. Weatherall Over P.A. ]
Attention, Mr. Marley's
driver's ed students.

Due to yesterday's car accident,
classes will be canceled
until further notice,

and services for Mr. Marley
will be held on Thursday.

Hello?

Mr. Walker,
are you in here?

The poor thing.
He didn't stand a chance.

Hi!

Whoa.
You're real?

Did you miss me?

I can't think of anything
but you. It's like
you're everywhere--

in the classroom,
on the football field,
in the newspaper.

My prom picture.

I always hated that.
It makes me look fat.

No. No, that was
Mary Lou Maloney.
She's dead.

Don't say "dead."
It sounds so final.

Yeah, right. Um--

Listen, have you seen
Mr. Walker
anywhere around here?

I wanted to talk to him
about a test I wrote.

You mean this one?
Excellent!
I thought I flunked this.

You did.

Wait a minute. That was
you on the football field,
wasn't it?

And in the locker room.

You did all this
for me?
You ain't seen nothin' yet.

[ Chuckling ]
Wow. You're the real
Mary Lou Maloney.

In the flesh,
more or less.

This is getting
very weird.

Oh, no.
It's cool, Alex.
I did it for love.

Oh, no. People saw me
come in here, and they're
gonna think I did it.

Not if you
hide the body.
I can't do that.

Huh?

Can I?

[ Alex Grunting ]

[ Grunting Continues ]

Okay. All right.
Everything's gonna be okay.

Right. I just stuffed
my dead biology teacher
into a cupboard.

This is not a good day.

[ Bell Ringing ]

Okay.

Hidey-ho, buckaroo.
Geez.

Rough day
at the office?
What do you mean by that?

I mean, you take
all this school crap
too seriously.

It's a joke.
None of us are getting
out of here alive.

What?
It's the nuclear age,
man.

One bomb-- good-bye.
Shut up, Shane.

When I go, I want it
to be on my parents'
white living room rug.

Shut up, Shane.
And I want it to be
really messy.

Shut up, Shane.
And I want it to be
the maid's day off.

Shut up.

[ Sighs ]
Yoo-hoo!

Doesn't anyone just
say hi anymore?

Okay. Hi.
What's this for?

- Go in there. You'll see.
- Leah, I'm really not in
the mood for this right now.

Don't be a dork.
Just go.

- [ All ]
Surprise!
- Hi.

"Hi"? That's it?

Do you like the sign?
Me and Sarah made it.

It's great, muffin,
but I don't get it.

See? I told you
he didn't know yet.

The bio test.
You got a perfect score.

Congratulations, Alex!
Ha, ha. We're real proud of ya.

- How did you find out?
- Oh, your teacher,
Mr. Walker, called.

- [ Moans ]
- See, Alex, you'd be surprised
what you can do...

if you really set
your mind to it.

[ Mother ]
We're having all your favorites.
Your dad's doing his specialty.

My world-famous
banana splits.
♪ Ta-da ♪

♪♪ [ Rock On Radio ]

So what happened to you
this afternoon? I waited
for almost half an hour.

Oh, I'm sorry.
Something came up.

- Like?
- Nothing important.

Pull over, Alex.

What's wrong?
Just pull over.

Sarah,
what are you doing?

You've been looking
at your watch
all night, Alex.

If you didn't want
to be with me,
you just had to say so.

'Course I want to be
with you. Why do you have
to be insecure all the time?

I'm not being insecure.
I'm being realistic.

Do you still
love me, Alex?

Of course I do.

You never say it
anymore.

Sarah, ju--

Just get back
in the car.

Thanks, I'd rather walk.

Sarah--

Sarah,
don't do this.

Sarah!

♪♪ [ "Doo-wop" ]

[ Mary Lou Moaning ]

♪♪ [ Woman Vocalizing ]

♪ That first night
when I met you ♪

♪ I knew things would be fine ♪

♪ I'd have your love
forever ♪

♪ And the last kiss
would be mine ♪

♪ The last kiss
Will be mine ♪♪

[ Mary Lou Gasping ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Climactic Grunts ]

The doctor is in.

Do you think
anybody will find him?

Stop worrying about it.
Besides,

who's gonna miss
another science teacher?

I think we have to set
a few ground rules.

Um, firstly,

you've really gotta
stop killing people.

But I did it
for us.

That's not the point.
Just--

just don't do it
anymore.

Secondly,
you've really gotta stop
calling my house.

[ In Voice Of Mr. Walker ]
But we're all so proud
of Alex here at Hamilton High.

Stop it!
Look, I'm warning you.

If anybody finds out
about us, it's over.
You got that?

You're mad at me,
aren't you?

Well, no, I guess not,
but--

We shouldn't get mad
at each other, Alex.
It's not healthy.

Do you love me?

I said,
do you love me?

Yes.
Good.

Andrew! Get over here!
Come on!

Yeah, Coach?
Andrew, take a seat.
You're out of here.

What?
Yeah, Grey.
Come on. Let's go.

Grey?
Yeah. Okay, Grey.

Do your stuff, buddy.
Come on!

[ Whistle Blows ]

[ All ]
Break!

Holy--

Down! Set! Hut, hut!

[ Breathing Heavily ]

[ Crowd Cheering ]

♪♪ [ Pep Band ]

Whoo!

[ All Chanting ]
Alex! Alex!
Alex! Alex!

[ Chanting Continues ]

So you finally
did it, huh?
You sold out...

and joined the rest
of these yuppies-in-training.

What?
Look at this.

The honor roll
just went up.

Oh, no.

[ Computer Beeping ]

Number one?

That friggin' little jerk
broke into the system.

I will fry his butt
and have his teeth
for earrings.

Hello. It's Miss Richards
in Guidance.

Very well, thank you.
And you? Lovely.

Could you have Mr. Walker
come to my office
right away?

He's not? Well,
where is the fat--

When do you
expect him back?

Not at all today?
No. Never mind.

I'll handle this myself.
Thank you. Damn.

Excuse me.

Look at those nails!

That's not a manicure.
That's a massacre.

Somebody help me!
Stop!

Lady,
let go of me!

Oh, no. I think
you need the full
treatment.

- What's going on?
What is this?
- Shh.

Just sit back
and enjoy.

Let me out
of this thing!

- What's that smell?
- Nothing.
Just battery acid.

Battery acid?

Relax.
You're soaking in it.

[ Screaming ]

[ Gavel Pounding ]
[ People Talking ]

Order! Yo, shut up!

[ Talking Ceases ]
Thank you.

[ Clears Throat ]
This is
the inaugural prom,

the first dance
since the gym
has been reopened.

It should be
important!

My idea is that
we have Prom Aid...

and raise the money
to save the rain forests.

We can decorate the gym
with big paper trees
and all sort--

Wait a minute.
You're gonna make
the trees out of paper?

[ Girl ]
And we'll print up
a whole bunch of flyers.

Am I the only one
that has a problem
with this?

- I have a problem.
- I know.

Case closed. Is there
any more old business?

Okay. On to new business.

- I have the cost report for--
- The new business...

is that I've got
something that affects
the whole school,

and it's really starting
to tick me off.

It's the rule that says
the football team...

has to let anybody on
who wants to play.

But that doesn't
include dweebs,

dorks and geeks.

- Well, we won our last game.
- That was a fluke.

I move that we hold
tryouts right away.

Who exactly
is going to arrange
these tryouts?

Coach, of course.

You got a problem
with that, geek?

Not really.
Good.

All in favor?
[ All ]
Aye!

What's the matter?
Don't you want to play?

Yeah, but I'd also
like to live.

[ Sarah ]
Well, I am not going
to vote on this.

You're an idiot,
Andrew.
You really are.

I'm also majority.
Motion passed.

[ Woman Over P.A. ]
Alex Grey to home ec, please.

Alex Grey,
please come to home ec.

Mary Lou?

Mary Lou.

[ Screams ]

[ Grunting, Gasping ]

Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no.

Hi, honey.
Welcome home.

I don't want
any friggin' pie!

I told you to stop
killing people.

Alex, it wasn't
a person.

It was a guidance counselor.

Why me? Huh?
Why me? Why are you
doing this to me?

Do you want to be average
your whole life, Alex?

Yes! Yes!

Right about now,
average would be
just great.

Just a nice, normal,
average, everyday guy.
That's me.

Mr. Average.

You want average, Alex?
Call Sandra Dee.

Math.

Math-- No, that's--
That's Tuesday.

So, it'll be history first--

No, English, then history.

[ Sighs ]
When's lunch?

Man, did you hear
what happened on
the football field?

- What did they find?
- Andrew and his gestapo..

cut a bunch of us
from the team.

Yeah, that's too bad.

Oh. I had forgotten.
You're a big star now.

What about Leonard
and the rest of the geeks?
What are we supposed to do now?

You don't even like football.
I don't know why you went out
for the team in the first place.

Where's your head?
I did it for the same reason
I took swimming lessons...

and joined Boy Scouts--

because you and I
were best friends.

What's wrong
with you, man?

Shane, I don't have time
for this bull.

[ Sighs ]
Alas, poor Alex.

What a dork!

Sarah, wait.
I just want to talk to you.

You're talking.

Look, you don't understand
what's going on.

I understand that
you disappear after school
every night.

That you won't say
where you're going
or what you're doing.

I'm trying really hard
to hate you, Alex.

But I can't.

You're too important
to me, Alex. Please, won't you
tell me what's going on?

I can't. Not yet.

Then I guess we have
nothing more to say.

Oh.

I'm very impressed
about the honor roll.

I guess you don't have
to settle for second string
anymore.

Come here, young man.

I want to talk to you.

This just came
in the mail today.

Do you have any
explanation for that?
Hmm?

Oh, I'm real proud
of you, kid.

I knew you could do it
if you just dug in. Huh?

Thanks, Dad.
It-It really wasn't
that hard. Trust me.

Oh, you're a chip
off the old block.

Okay, ready?

[ Mother ]
Surprise!
[ Father Chuckling ]

Whoa.

That's for the trip
you and Shane want to
take next summer.

Oughta get you
across the country
in one piece.

I just want you to know
that I was against this.
Here.

The jacket!
The best part.

Cool.

♪♪

You're not
exactly Elvis.

Hey, get out of here!
Why are you always sneaking
around, anyway? Scram!

Hi, Dad.
Alex.

Can I talk to you
a minute?

Sure, Dad.
What's up?

Well, probably
none of my business,

but, uh, we invited
Sarah over tonight...

for the surprise.

She said she couldn't come.
Sounded pretty upset.

You two fightin'?
Kind of. Well, it's--

Just... you know.
I know what's
goin' on.

There's another woman,
isn't there?

Don't worry.
I won't say anything.

Just be careful, that's all.
There's some real
man killers out there.

Believe me.
After 20 years of marriage,

I've had plenty
of opportunities.

Plenty of them.

I just, uh,

never did anything
about it, that's all.

Those kind of girls,
you just fool around with them
once and then they turn on ya.

They rip your heart out,
show it to you,

and then they dance
all over it
with their spiked heels...

and then ram it
down your throat.

[ Chamber Clicking ]

Take it easy, Dad.

[ Bell Dings ]

Must be some fight.

I've never seen you bake
so many cookies.

I don't think I've ever
been this mad before.

Look, why don't you
give Alex a call.
It can't be that bad.

No, I am not
giving in this time.

You know what the worst part is?
I am miserable here,
baking my face off,

and Alex is probably
someplace having
the time of his life.

Miss Richards,

you asked me once
how far I was willing to go
to be successful.

Any more questions?
[ Grunts ]

Hey, butt head.

You talking to me?

Of course I'm talking
to you, moron.

What are you doing out here?
What's with the shovel?

Just dropped one of my
contact lenses. Wanted to see
if it was out here.

Maybe you lost it during
your flashy little show
the other day at the game.

You were moving
like a star.
Yeah, well, you know.

There's only one star
on this team, butt head--
the captain, me.

You got that?
Back off.

Just remember
what I said.

Stay in your place
and everything's gold.

Yeah, and what if
I don't?

The price of gold drops.

Is that you, Collins?

Okay. Let's see what you got.
[ Alex ] No!

Shut up.
Don't catch the ball.

- [ Screaming ]
- [ Thud ]

- Touchdown!
- Oh, no.

Not again. Mary Lou, look,
I know you're doing what
you think is best here,

but I can't keep up
with you anymore.

I bet you could learn,
Daddy-o.

I don't want to learn.
Look, this is it.
Forget it.

This is the last stiff.
Why don't you go back
to wherever you come from...

and find yourself
a nice dead guy
and settle down?

But what about
our relationship?
What relationship?

You kill them; I bury them
in the football field.
Not your basic boy-meets-girl.

What about this?

No, that's it.
It's over.

- Alex!
- [ Wind Gusting ]

Alex!
[ Wailing ]

Alex! Alex!

Alex!

Women!

[ Mr. Weatherall Over P.A. ]
Attention Students. Today is
Mrs. Melanoma's last day...

as cafeteria cook.

She's returning to her old job
at the Hamilton
toxic waste dump.

So let's all wish her
good luck.

Excuse me.
Oh, come on, Sarah. You're not
still mad at me, are you?

[ Mock Chuckle ]
Mad? No.

Hurt, pissed off,
furious? Yes.

But no, I'm not mad.

I thought we had a deal.
I thought we weren't
gonna fight anymore.

We did.
You broke it.

Sarah.

Alex, get up.
Please?

Please, please, please?
If you're not still mad by prom,
I'd like to take you. Please?

Sorry.
Leonard Welsh
already asked me.

- Leonard Welsh?
- [ All ]
Leonard Welsh?

I haven't said yes yet.

Yes!
[ Students Cheering ]

All right, all right.
Quiet now.

Now, I don't want
any laughing...

or fooling around.

This is a very
serious subject,

and we're all adults here.

So, we can talk
openly and freely about...

sex.

So, let's watch the film
now, shall we?

Bertram, lights, please.

Her name doesn't matter.

Let's call her Jane Doe.

She was once
alive and vital.

Young, and full of
the freshness of beauty.

But now she lies here,

cold and stiff.

Dead. A victim
of social disease.

She was just 18
when she came to the big city.

But her years on the farm
hadn't prepared her for...

anything like this.

Pardon me, sir.
I was wondering
if you could help me.

I just got off the bus
from Memphis,

and I was looking for
a place to stay.

Well, little lady,
I'm sure we can find
something for you.

[ Narrator ]
For Jane Doe,
it was already...

too late.

She slipped
into a nightmare world...

of parties, liquor
and loose morals.

I just love champagne.

And I love you.
[ Giggling ]

And I love you.

And I love you.

And I love you, Alex.

I don't give up that easy.

You're mine,
and I want you back.
[ All Chanting ]

[ Chanting Continues ]

Leave me alone!

Back to your seat,
Mr. Grey.

[ All Cheering ]

Alex Grey?
Yeah?

I'm Detective Meyer.
This is Detective Kovacs.

You play football
with a 17-year-old
male Caucasian...

named Andrew Douglas?

Sort of.

1711. Missing persons.
Could have been foul play.
Probably drugs.

Have you had contact
with him over the last
48 hours?

Contact? Uh--

No, sir.
Uh, Andrew and I,

we weren't really
that close.

Enemies?
No, I didn't, uh--

I didn't say "enemies."
I just--

We never, you know,
hung out together.

All right.
If you, uh,
hear from him,

just give us
a call, will ya?

Okay.
Hope you find him.

"Enemies."
Write "enemies."

[ Tires Squeal ]
[ Horn Honks ]

I was wondering--

I was wondering exactly
what color your dress
was gonna be...

so I would know what style
of corsage would best
suit you for the prom.

Well, um, Leonard,

I haven't actually decided
if I'm even gonna go.

You mean, you haven't
exactly decided if
you're going with me.

- No, Leonard.
- That's all right.
That's all right.

I assumed you'd feel
this way, and that's why
I've made up this proposal,

which is a projected series
of events which would occur
on the evening of the prom.

Perhaps it might make
your decision process
a little easier.

I would pick you up
at 8:15.

There would be seven minutes
of dialogue with your parents--
getting to know me and so forth.

We would leave for the prom
at 8:23,

but I've allowed
a 10-minute grace period...

in case your parents
want to take photos
of the event.

And then with
the 20-minute drive
to the prom,

we would arrive
at 8:53.

Which leaves us
an extra seven minutes
for anything.

If you want gum,
we have seven minutes.

[ Alex's Voice ]
In the case
of a sexual haunting,

exorcism can only occur
with the sacrifice
of a human soul.

[ Mary Lou's Voice ]
Alex.

Alex.

[ Voices Cheering,
Chanting "Alex" ]

[ Groaning ]

- [ Groaning ]
- [ Groaning ]

[ Gasping ]

Alex! Wake up.
Shane's on the phone.

Are... you gonna
yell at me again?

Yes.
Get out of here.

[ Man ]
It's right this way.
It's right over here.

They were supposed to be
re-sodding this whole field.

- Is that Andrew Douglas?
- What's left of him, yeah.

What else have you got?
A teacher.
He's all cut up.

And, uh, I found chunks
of food inside of him.

Fruit.
What kind of fruit?

Bananas, cherries--
You know, fruit.

Anything else?
No.

Oh, yeah. Miss Richards.
She's been burnt or something.

That another teacher?
Nah.
Just a guidance counselor.

All right. Wrap 'em up
and take 'em to the deli.

School sure has changed
since I was a kid.

Why didn't you
come to me before?

Maybe we could have
stopped this before
it went too far.

You know what the really
scary part about it is?

I think I've started
to like it.

I mean,
I made the honor roll.

I got popular.
I got a motor bike.

And all I had to do
was dig a few holes
and boff a ghost.

[ Chuckles ]
It was easy.

Why don't we leave
right now?

Just hit the road
and never come back.

We could be in Mexico
before anybody
even misses us.

[ Sighs ]
What do you say?

[ Doorbell Chiming ]

[ Opening, Closing
Patio Door ]

Hi. Is my brother here?

Yeah.
He's sleepin' out back.
Come on in, Leah.

Mum and Dad are
really worried.

Usually, at least,
he calls or something.

Well, Alex
is having uh,
some problems.

What kind of problems?

Uh, well, sometimes
people take a little
vacation from reality.

You mean, you think
Alex is crazy?

No, not exactly
crazy.

He's kind of more,
uh--

Just a couple of sandwiches
short of a picnic.

You know what I mean?

Poor Alex.
Will you help him, Shane?

Well, I'll try.

You're really growing up,
aren't you, Leah?

You're really
a good friend, Shane.

You really have
a big heart.

Oh, yeah?
Mm-hmm.

Wanna see it?
What?

- [ Tearing Sound ]
- [ Screaming ]

[ Screaming Continues ]

[ Alex ]
Shane!

[ Mary Lou ]
I told you I don't
give up easy, Alex.

He was my best friend.
Well, he's a rumor now.

You don't need friends.
You don't need family.

All you need to do
is love me.

[ Breathes Heavily ]
"Family."

See ya later, alligator.

No-o!

[ Brakes Screeching ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Officer ]
The name's Shane Taylor.

Why am I betting
he went to Hamilton High?

Are those the parents?
[ Officer ]
Uh, yeah.

They positive I.D.'d
a suspect leaving the house.

Alex Grey.
And he had blood
on his hands.

Alex Grey had blood
on his hands. You got
Alex Grey's statement?

You're idiots. It's right here.
"Asked about his relationship...

with missing personalities,
Grey replied, 'We weren't
close friends.'"

He knew he was dead.
He was already using
the past tense.

Get a squad car over
to his house immediately.

I want him in custody
within the hour.

Give me your coat.

Give me your coat!

We don't need
to look at this.

[ Door Creaks ]

[ Door Closes,
Footsteps ]

[ Snoring, Sighing ]

- Alex?
- Shh! Go to sleep!

♪♪ [ Hip-Hop ]

♪ She's gonna freak ya
Freak ya ♪
♪ Drive you crazy ♪

♪ She knows you're loaded
She wants your babies ♪

♪ L.T.D., should I love him
Leave him or please him ♪

♪ Just skeeze him ♪
♪ Thanks
I knew you'd agree ♪

♪ This freak has got
a vicious body ♪

♪ But still
I think I'll chill ♪

♪ Write dope rhymes
While I count my bills
I'll just max, "B" ♪

♪ They can't tax me
I'll give them my digits
So they could fax me ♪

♪ A photo
with a two-page description ♪

♪ If I'm impressed
I'd give them permission
to come to my crib ♪

♪ Stand in the lines, the ones
that I check for the ones
with the broad mind ♪

♪ In this era
Never make a error ♪

♪ Or she'll capitalize
And that's terror ♪

♪ American woman ♪

♪ American woman
American woman ♪

♪ Uh, uh, uh, uh ♪
♪ American woman ♪

♪ American woman ♪

♪ American woman ♪♪
[ Cocks Shotgun ]

[ Sirens Wailing ]

All right.
Kill the lights
and the sirens.

[ Static On Mike ]

I thought it
would be a nice idea
if we surprised him.

And approach this kid
with caution. He's already
killed four people.

And I want him alive.
[ Static ]

Although frankly,
I don't know if I'm feeling
all that picky tonight.

[ Mary Lou ]
Alex?

You stay away
from my family.

Where are you goin', Alex?

[ Rapid Breathing ]
Alex?

[ Chuckling ]
Oh, Alex. I want you.

Are you looking for me?

[ Laughing ]

Alex.
[ Panting ]

Keep walking, Alex.

- Alex. [ Laughing ]
- [ Gasping ]

In other news, Alex Grey
announced today...

that he will wed
his high school sweetheart,
Mary Lou Maloney...

after a whirlwind courtship
that left hundreds
of people talking...

and four people dead.

Over to you, Shane.
[ Alex Gasps ]

- [ Detective ] Okay, Grey.
Open up in there.
- [ Grunts, Fires Shotgun ]

[ Chattering On Police Radio ]
[ Firearms Cocking, Clicking ]

Fire!

[ Officers Shouting ]

Freeze!
Stay right there!

School's out, punk.

Alexander Grey,
you are under arrest.

Mom! Dad!
Get out of the house!

[ Screaming ]
Alex!

Mom, no! It wasn't me!
It was Mary Lou Maloney!

I'm gonna get a gun!

[ Crying ]
You won't
get away with this!

- [ Static ]
- [ TV Chatter, Indistinct ]

Workers digging
on the football field
at Hamilton High School...

made a grisly discovery
late yesterday afternoon--

- [ Static ]
- A funeral was held today
for Shane Taylor...

the young Hamilton High School
student that was brutally
murdered by his best friend.

- [ Static ]
- Alex Grey, the so-called
high school assassin...

made a brief court
appearance today, and was
remanded in custody...

to be held without bail
until trial.

Experts agree his
psychotic killing spree
could be the result...

of bad dietary habits,
rock and roll lyrics,
and too many horror movies.

- [ Static ]
- Principal Weatherall,

did you have any idea
at all that there was
something wrong with Alex?

Oh, I certainly did!
Alex Grey was
a walking time bomb.

A maniac.
[ All Yelling ]

It's a wonder
he didn't snap earlier.

I tried to warn people,
but no one would listen.

Will you be canceling
the dance here tonight?

Oh, this is not just a dance.
This is the inaugural prom
for our new gym.

Now, this is a tragedy,
but it's-it's also
an isolated incident.

And I won't allow
the actions of a single,
homicidal student...

to ruin the fun of others.

No, at Hamilton High
it's prom night.

[ Students Cheering ]

[ Clicks Off ]
You've heard
enough about this.

It's not true.
Alex couldn't hurt
anybody.

Honey, mental illness
is a terrible thing.

It can stay
hidden for years
and then--

Bang! Who knows
what sets them off?

[ Scoffs ]
You remember what happened
to your father.

[ Gasps ]

How about baking
some cookies?

[ Sighs ]
If I could just see him!

They won't even let me
talk to him.

That nice boy Leonard
called again.

He still wants to
take you to the prom.
Mom!

I can't go to the prom now!
You have to forget
about him and move on.

We'll go downtown right now
and get you a new dress.

Maybe Elaine at the salon
can fit you in.
Mother!

You're going
to the prom, Sarah.
That's an order.

[ Clinking, Rattling ]

[ Keys Rattling ]
Is anybody out there?

Guess who.
Get away from me.
Help!

Oh, no!

Help! Guard!
She's down here!

I can't believe that
you're doing this to me.

After all that I'd done for you.

[ Laughing ] After all
you've done for me?
You've ruined my life!

Let's blow this joint.

[ Clicks ]
It only hurts a little.

No!
You want me to die.

What the hell?

[ Guards Screaming ]

It's that little girlfriend
of yours, isn't it?

If I can't have you,
nobody can.

Sarah.
[ Gasps ]

♪♪ [ Whistling ]

One question.
What?

Why fruit?

Shut up
and get in the car.

♪♪ [ Rock Guitar ]

♪ I don't want it
You know why ♪

♪ Why can you do up my mind
Lord, Lord ♪

♪ You took a shotgun ♪

♪ Blew me away ♪

♪ And in this ecstasy
She said ♪

♪ You know you shook me
All night long ♪

♪ You shook me all day
Shook me till I said ♪
[ Gasps In Pain ]

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Do the bump and grind ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

Wow!

This is great!
This is so cool.

Four minutes ahead of schedule.
I got two hours and 17 minutes
to socialize--

Leonard? Could I, uh,
see your schedule, please?

This is great! You know,
I'm glad you're finally
taking an interest in things.

You know, most girls
consider this, well,
kind of cold.

Let's dance.
♪ Then you turn me on
And say ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Do the bump and grind ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Do the bump and grind ♪

♪♪ [ Guitar Solo ]

So I guess this would be
your first kidnapping, huh?

Shut up, uh, "Larry."
Just drive the car,
would you please?

You haven't even
told me where
we're going yet.

Hamilton High.

I gotta rescue my girlfriend
from Mary Lou Maloney.

Women trouble?

She's not a woman.
She's a demon.

Aren't they all?

[ Sighs ]

You're not having
a very good time.

That's all right.

I mean, I had another date
one time, and she didn't
have a good time either.

Somehow we fell seven
minutes behind schedule,
and the whole evening--

Leonard, stop.
It's nothing personal.

If it's any consolation,
I don't think Alex
killed those people.

It isn't.
Thank you.

I mean,
[ Scoffs ]

Alex isn't stupid
enough to bury them
in the football field.

I'll be right back.
Oh! Yeah.

Um, I'll be right here.
Oh, good.

[ Whirring ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Exhales ]

Oh, wow!

Awesome.

What a beauty!

[ Scraping, Tape Chatters ]

Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't know
anyone else was in here.

- I don't believe
we've met. I'm--
- Leonard the bookworm.

I think I have a schedule
here for you someplace.

Let's see.
"9:00, prom.

"9:15, dancing.

"9:35, go for a walk.

And 10:00, Die."

- [ Alarm Beeping ]
- Time's up.

[ Larry ]
Ow! Ow, Alex.
It's pinching.

Shut up, Larry.
Come on.
Not so tight.

Quit whining.
[ Officer ]
Get on the radio, man.

We're at Hooper's.
There's a couple
incredible blondes here.

You know, it's gonna make me
look like a total jerk.

- Yeah, well,
life's a drag, isn't it?
- Larry! Come on, man.

If you're not
here in ten minutes,
we're not gonna get laid.

Oh, great.

Leonard?

Leonard?

[ Tape Chattering ]

[ Gasps, Screams ]

Who are you?

I am the other woman.

[ Gasps, Screams ]

[ Mary Lou Laughing ]

[ Laughing Continues ]

♪♪ [ Rock ]

- [ Gunshot ]
- Take a break, boys.

All right?
I'm not gonna hurt anybody.

All I wanna know is,
has anybody seen Sarah?

Alex?

- [ Grunts, Gasps ]
- [ Creaking ]

Sarah, look out!

[ All Screaming ]

Out!
Stop it, Mary Lou!

[ Moaning,
Panting ]
No more.

- No more killing.
- [ Groans ]

[ Screams ]

Take me.
I'll go with you.
Anywhere you want.

But you gotta leave
everyone else alone.

- Forever.
- It's a deal, lover.

[ Gasping ]
Alex, don't!

I love you.

Mary Lou. I'm ready
to come with you.

It's not who
you come with,

it's who takes you home.

[ Screaming, Indistinct ]

[ Screams ]

[ Whoops, Screams ]

God!
Shh! It's not
a real good idea...

to mention His name
around here.

Contrary to popular belief,
there is a hell.

And Sarah,
you're standing in it.

- I'm gonna find Alex.
- Alex doesn't need you
anymore.

Get away from me, Shane.
Okay. Okay.

Go ahead. Shoot me.
Go ahead.

[ Laughs, Grunts ]

- No!
- When you have a headache,
how do you spell "relief"?

[ Gunshot ]

Sarah, let me give you
a piece of my mind.

See, best friends
are forever.

But girlfriends,
they come and they go.

[ Clicking ]
[ Gasping ]

- [ Screams ]
- Sarah.

Don't be such
a spoilsport.

It's fun, once you
get used to the smell.

Sarah--
No!

[ Zombies Groaning ]

- [ Screams ]
- [ Banging On Window,
Calling Out ]

Sarah!
We're getting
a little bit rushed, Sarah.

- [ All Chattering ]
- [ Whimpering ]

Sarah, listen to me.
I've got to get the car back
by 11:30.

[ Growling ]

Sarah.
Sarah!

It wasn't in the schedule.
Come on, Sarah.

Party's over, boys.

Ow, Sarah! I'd walk
through fire for you.

Sarah!

[ Man ]
And now, the moment
you've all been waiting for.

The prom king and queen
for Hamilton High, 1957--

Alex Grey and Mary Lou Maloney!

What do I do?
Just follow me...

and everything
will be fine.

[ Crowd Groaning,
Growling ]

[ Panting ]

[ Electrical Buzzing ]
♪♪ [ '50s Rock ]

[ Screams ]

[ Screaming ]

♪♪ [ Record Slowing Down ]

[ Rhythmic Clapping,
Ghoulish Moaning ]

Isn't this cool, Alex?

You get to be my king.

I really don't think
I'm king material.

Don't worry.

[ Clicks, Whirs ]
You will be.

And now, you may
kiss the queen.

[ Whirring ]

Get away from my boyfriend,
you witch!

- Everybody back,
or you're barbecue!
- Sarah, what are you doing?

Your girlfriend
looks mad, Alex.

I don't get mad.
I bake.

[ Clicking ]

[ Gas Hissing ]
Nobody move, or
this whole place goes up!

[ Gasps ]

[ Hissing Continues ]
Sarah--

[ Sarah Grunting ]

Give it up, Sarah!

[ Blowing ]

- He loves me!
- Sarah!

Sarah!

[ Mary Lou ]
Oh, the crown!

Eat this,
Prom Queen!

[ Screaming ]

Let's get outta here!

[ Screams ]

[ Alex ]
Which way do you go?
I thought you knew.

[ Squeals ]
[ Growls ]

Shane, Shane, no!
Shane, don't do this!

[ Growls ] I guess he's
not goin' with you to
the farm, after all.

No! No!
He's comin' with me!

Sorry, Shane.
Trip's off.

[ Skull Squishes ]
[ Shane Groans ]

[ Ghoulish Moaning ]

[ Panting, Whimpering ]

What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?

The keys.
Gotta be keys.

- [ Glass Smashing ]
- [ Shrieking ]

[ Moaning, Pounding ]

Come on. Move it!

[ Engine Starting ]

How'd you do that?
Drive!

Alex?

Alex?

- Alex?
- Get outta my way!

[ Motor Revving ]

[ Tires Screeching,
Engine Stopping ]

We're home!
[ Hyperventilating ]

We're home!
We're home!

Oh.
Don't say I never
take you anyplace.

[ Crying, Laughing ]

[ Alex ]
We gotta find a phone.

[ Engine Chugging ]

[ Engine Stopping ]
You go first.
My mom can wait.

Okay.

[ Door Slams ]

- Do you have a dime?
- What?

The phone.
It only takes dimes.
Is that ever weird!

- [ Ripping Sound ]
- [ Laughing Demonically ]

- No!
- [ Giggling ]

She got Sarah!

You gotta help her!

You win. You hear that,
you bitch? You win!

[ Laughing Insanely ]

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Drive ya crazy
She's knows you're loaded ♪

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The ones with the broad mind ♪

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Never make a error ♪

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