Prisoner of Zenda (1988) - full transcript

The King of Ruritania is kidnapped by his scheming brother: can his British double save him?

(dramatic music)

(Queen sobbing)

- My darling.

- My dear Wilhelm, you

must save your strength.

- It's too late my darling

Queen, my time is short.

You must bring Prince

Rudolph and Prince Michael

to my bedside.

I must put the affairs

of our country in order.

Ah, my sons, you have come.

- Father.

- Hush my son, let me speak.

I am going to die.

It is my royal duty as King of

Ruritania to appoint my heir,

the new king, of

our beloved country.

Rudolph, Michael,

it is so difficult

when a king has twin sons.

Born moments apart and then

must choose between them.

Michael, you were born first

but you have a wildness in you

that is not befitting to a king.

So, Rudolph, my more

gentle son, I choose you.

- Father, I, Michael I

always thought that you.

- Michael, I command of you

that you serve your

brother loyally.

But should it be that

Rudolph dies before you,

then you will assume

the right to be king.

Do I have your word Michael?

- You have my word, I promise.

No more loyal servant

will there be than myself

to my brother, King

Rudolph of Ruritania.

(upbeat music)

(bell tolling)

- [Narrator] And so it was

that the proud

nation of Ruritania

came to mourn the passing

of the beloved King,

King Wilhelm VI, who

had ruled the land

for nearly 40 years.

Then according to tradition,

the palace issued a

proclamation to the people.

(horn trumpeting)

- It is the wish of

myself King Wilhelm VI,

that my son, Prince Rudolph

shall become King of Ruritania.

Long live the king!

Well thank goodness for that.

It would have been a

sorry day for the country

if Black Prince Michael

had become king.

Long live good King Rudolph!

(people cheering)

- But we don't know

anything about him.

- It's just as well,

we know too much

about Prince Michael.

(people cheering)

(upbeat music)

(tense music)

- How dare my father

do such a thing!

Rudolph of all people.

Ha, King Rudolph,

doesn't even sound right.

- Oh no.

(Michael sobbing)

- My darling, please

try and calm yourself,

you must respect the wishes

of your poor departed father.

- My poor departed

father was an idiot!

- Michael, what are you saying?

- I'm saying that I

should be king, I, I,

not my nincompoop

lily-livered milk-sop brother!

He's not fit to rule a

page, let alone a kingdom.

- That's right.

- Michael for king!

- Yeah, and so I shall be.

King of Ruritania.

(dramatic music)

On his deathbed, my father

said that I should become king

only if Prince Rudolph

should die before me.

What do you think that means?

- Well, I suppose

he meant, well.

(goons groaning)

- I'll tell you

all what it means.

It means that Prince

Rudolph must die.

(goons cheering)

- Die!

- Michael, but surely you can't.

- Can't! (laughing)

What do you mean can't?

Can my dear, can.

(goons laughing)

- Michael it is horrible.

I love you very much,

but I'll have no part in the

murder of Prince Rudolph.

- Silence woman!

You are offending the

future king of Ruritania.

- How dare you!

I've been a fool to

love you Michael.

I wish never to see you again.

- Your wish is granted,

get out of my sight.

(dramatic music)

- Very well Michael.

Goodbye.

- Schmitt, Henrik,

follow her and don't let

her out of your sight.

- So my dear,

poopsie, another month

and I'll be King of Ruritania,

I can't quite believe it.

- Oh Rudy, I'm so proud of you.

I must be the luckiest

woman in all of Europe,

no, in all the world.

- I do love you

my darling Flavia.

Soon we will be married and.

(knocking on door)

Oh bother, come in.

(peaceful music)

- Antoinette.

- Antoinette.

- I'm so sorry to

intrude, your Majesty.

- Oh come now Antoinette,

I'm not anybody's Majesty yet

And even when I am you must

keep calling me Rudolph.

Now what brings

you here so late?

- It's, I,

Prince Michael.

Rudolph, would you

mind if we spoke alone?

This is a very private matter.

I'm sorry Flavia.

- Oh not at all Antoinette.

I'll be in the library darling.

- Now my dear, what on

earth is this all about?

(upbeat music)

(clock chiming)

It can't be, I don't believe it.

Michael plans to kill me,

no, no, quite preposterous.

- You must believe

Rudolph, please.

I heard him say it

from his own mouth.

I came as quickly as I could.

You're in great danger.

- Hmm I suspected he took

the news rather badly

but to murder his own

brother, no, surely not.

- Prince Rudolph, I find

myself in a dreadful dilemma.

On one hand, I have, had,

certain feelings for

your brother Michael

but on the other,

you have my absolute loyalty

as a future King of Ruritania.

- Very well Antoinette,

what we must do is ensure

that Prince Michael

doesn't kill me, if

he really means to.

(playing piano)

Maybe I have a plan.

Yes I do.

But I'll need your help.

(upbeat music)

(people chattering)

- Ah gad zooks old

boy, what a get up,

couldn't get you

a banana hey what?

- No thanks old

man but I must say,

I've never seen you

looking so well.

- I say, hang on a minute.

That's not very nice Rudolph.

Oh look out Charlie,

here comes Lady F.

I wonder who she's with.

- At, Mr. Rassendyll,

oh I presume that is you, is it?

- At your service madam.

- May I present, Princess

Antoinette of Ruritania.

- How do you do?

- Ah, this is my

friend, Mr. Absworth.

- Ah Mr. Absworth, perhaps

if you would be kind enough

to escort me to the dance floor?

And you two to get

to know each other.

- Dance?

- Thank you, no.

But perhaps you'd lead

me to the balcony?

I'm feeling a little faint.

- Why of course,

here take my arm.

(tense music)

Thank you Mr. Rassendyll.

I've been traveling all of

Europe for nearly 3 weeks.

I am so tired.

- My word, you're so

beautiful, if I may say.

- Thank you, Mr. Monkey?

- Oh, I'm so sorry,

Rudolf Rassendyll.

- Oh my god, Prince Rudolph.

(speaking in foreign language)

- It can't be!

- No, no, it is, Price

Rudolph mit a mustache.

- I can't believe it.

- Hang on a minute,

it's not that bad is it?

- Oh my dear Mr. Rassendyll,

it's not at all bad.

You see it's identical

to that of Prince

Rudolph of Ruritania.

- Good lord, did

you say Rudolph?

That's my name too.

What a coincidence eh?

- Oh, Mr. Rassendyll

you have no idea how

pleased I am to meet you.

I can't explain

but I must ask you

to go at once to Ruritania,

please trust me sir, it is

a matter of life and death.

(dramatic music)

- A matter of life

and death did you say?

Well, I'm sure the Foreign

Office wouldn't mind

if I took a week or two off.

- So Schmitt, Prince Rudolph

has an identical twin, nein?

- Ja, what shall we do?

- What we do Schmitt

is very simple.

We exterminate him.

(dramatic music)

(train chugging)

- I say Rudolf this is a

dash queer business eh what?

Rushing off to Ruritania,

matter of life and

death, no details.

I mean, what's it

all about old boy?

- Duced if I know Absworth.

But by the way, the

Princess gave me this.

What do you think of that?

- Good lord, Rudolf, it's

you without a mustache.

- It happens to be Prince

Rudolph of Ruritania,

he'll be crowned

king in two days.

- How extraordinary.

I say old boy,

are you sure you're not

in some kind of danger

being mixed up in

all this ay what?

- No, Charlie, I

shouldn't think so.

(tense music)

(whistle blowing)

(gun firing)

(window smashing)

- Gad zooks Rudolph,

what was that all about?

- Princess Antoinette.

- Gentlemen, may I join you?

- Why of course, delighted.

- Honored.

- Mr. Rassendyll, I'm

afraid I owe you an apology.

- Apology?

What on earth for?

- You'll see, I have put

your life in great danger.

I'm sorry.

- But my dear surely not.

- I'm afraid so Mr. Rassendyll.

You see, someone has

already tried to kill you.

- Gad zooks!

- I say!

(train chugging)

- Damn, dammit,

why haven't we heard

from Schmitt und Henrik

The last I heard in

London und then, nothing.

- Ah, maybe they got lost boss?

- Lost, don't be

a bigger numbskull

than you already are Gotfrid.

How can anyone get

lost in London?

Argh!

- Hey boss when we going

to kill the Prince?

- Yeah, kill!

- Ah yes, the Prince,

the Prince how are

we going to do away

with my charming little

ninny of a brother?

Yes.

(tense music)

- Ah, gentlemen, a toast

to your good health.

- [Charlie] Bottoms up ay what?

- [Rudolf] Yes, chin, chin.

- Look, gentlemen,

the lights of Zenda,

we're almost there.

Well, good luck, and

you too sir, cheers.

(Schmitt choking)

- Good lord, bit of

a stiff drink what?

- I suppose you had

nothing to do with that,

Princess Antoinette?

- Well maybe just a

little teensy bit.

- Now gentlemen, you must

leave the train at Zenda

and make your way to

the King Wilhem Tavern.

Prince Rudolph's men will

make contact with you there.

- And you?

- I will journey on to Strelsau.

God willing, we will meet

again after the coronation.

Be careful my friends.

(upbeat music)

- Read all about it,

killed on Strelsau Express.

Extra, extra.

(car honking)

- Ah the boss won't like this.

(knocking on door)

- I'll get it Charlie.

Thank you.

Meet me in the

reading room at 9:30,

signed Fritz von Tarlenheim.

Heavens, it's

after 9:30 already,

Come on Charlie, we're late.

- Dead?

What do you mean they're

dead, how can they be dead?

How dare they, idiots!

(dramatic music)

- But I've got some

other news boss.

- Well?

Und make sure it's better

than your last lot of news.

Someone has seen

Princess Antoinette

get off the train

at Strelsau Station.

- Oh did they?

Well the Siegfried

she's back, yeah?

That is good news indeed.

Now go and find Gotfrid.

We are going to pay a visit

to old Elgren, the winemaker.

(upbeat music)

- Well Colonel von Tarlenheim,

what's all this about ay?

- I'm sorry, gentlemen.

I can't tell you any

more than I know.

I was sent here

by Prince Rudolph

to ask you to take a

walk in the Black Forest

near the Zenda Lodge at 10

o'clock tomorrow morning.

- Take a walk in the forest?

Odd sods, that's a

dash queer request.

- Perhaps it is, I do not know.

You see the Prince

is working to a plan

only he alone knows.

Perhaps we'll all

learn more tomorrow.

- Very well Captain,

but there's one thing you

might clear up for me.

- I'd be only too happy,

if I know the answer.

- It's most odd, here I am

the spitting image

of Prince Rudolph

and no one recognizes me.

- Why would that be?

You see, Prince Rudolph

spent most of his time abroad

going to school and university.

He came home only because

King Wilhem was dying.

Apart from those

in the Royal Court,

most people have no idea

of what it looks like.

- Ah, I think I'm beginning

to make a little sense

of this whole thing but I'm

not sure that I like it.

- Well old boy, we

could always pack up

and toodle back off to London.

- Gentlemen.

I'm sorry, but that

will not be possible.

(dramatic music)

I have my instructions to

keep your here at Zenda.

You are not free to leave.

(upbeat music)

- So what's a good old

winemaker like me done

to deserve a visit from

you, Prince Michael?

- Not a great deal

Elgren you old fool.

But you make a

certain kind of wine.

- I make many certain

kinds of wine.

What did you have in mind?

- I want the most

powerful wine you've got.

A wine strong enough to send

a man to sleep for two days,

three days.

- Oh that's easy.

(Elgren crashing)

(door creaking)

(tense music)

There we are,

specialty of the house.

(Elgren mumbling) Of

deadly nightshade.

(Elgren mumbling) 1892.

Never drink it myself.

(clapping)

- You guarantee it?

- 100%. (hiccupping)

But you must be very

careful with it.

Too much can easily

kill the man.

- Funny you should

say that Elgren.

I'll take it.

Siegfried, Gotfrid, take

the cask back to the castle.

Und you Elgren will forget

this little visit

ever took place.

- Oh don't worry, old Elgren

never remembers anything,

especially in the

mornings. (hiccupping)

- Ah yes, dear Prince

Rudolph, my dear brother.

Come to the castle for

a brotherly chat, hmm?

(laughing)

Und now, a little toast,

for you father, long live

the King of Ruritania.

Me! (laughing)

(peaceful music)

(pool cue clacking)

(knocking on door)

- Enter.

(door creaking)

- His Royal Highness,

Prince Michael.

- Michael.

- Ah Rudy my dear brother,

how good to see you.

(tense music)

Princess Flavia.

I've come to apologize

to you Rudolph.

- Apologize Michael,

whatever for?

- Well, after father's funeral

I must admit to feeling

resentful about

the whole business.

You becoming king,

even though you

were younger than I.

Having spent much of your

life outside Ruritania,

all of that.

- Yes, I can understand.

You know, I understand.

- Well Rudy, I just

want you to know

that I've got used to the

idea of you being king.

You have my full support.

- Michael, I don't

know what to say.

- Say nothing my dear brother

except that you will come to

Zenda castle tomorrow night

and have a pre-coronation

drink with me?

What do you say?

- Why Michael, I'd love to,

yes, of course.

(upbeat music)

(birds cawing)

- I say old boy, this is

sticky wicket isn't it?

- I'm afraid you're

right Charlie.

We may have bitten off a little

more than we can chew aye?

- Too right.

I say old boy, why don't

we make a run for it?

(gun firing)

- I wouldn't do that if

I were you gentlemen.

I must repeat that

for the time being

you are not free

to leave Ruritania.

- Fritz, perhaps we owe the

gentlemen an explanation?

Allow me to present myself,

I am Prince Rudolph

of Ruritania.

- Good lord.

- By jove Charlie,

it's quite uncanny.

- Well Mr. Rassendyll,

I'm most impressed.

Without the mustache, you're

my exact double or I'm yours.

- I say old fruit,

I mean your Majesty.

Would you mind telling us

just what we're doing here?

- All in good time Mr. Absworth.

Now gentlemen, if

you'd be kind enough

to walk with me to my

hunting lodge, come Fritz.

(upbeat music)

So you see Mr. Rassendyll,

I brought you here

to go to Ruritania

purely as a kind of insurance.

Antoinette has succeeded

beyond my wildest hopes.

- So you are taking

her warning seriously?

- Well let's say forewarned

is forearmed shall we?

- And if something does happen?

- Then you, Mr. Rassendyll

will take my place

on the throne in

Strelsau tomorrow.

You see, I rather suspect

my father's dying wish

was not so much that I be king

but rather that my

unfortunate brother Michael

never be king.

- I say, what a

jolly old hoot Rudy,

you'll being king. (laughing)

I'm sorry, your Majesty, I

didn't quite mean it like that.

- Quite all right Mr. Absworth.

And now gentlemen, I must

ask you to remain here

at the lodge until

after the coronation.

If nothing goes wrong,

you may leave for

England tomorrow night.

- And if something

does go wrong?

- I'm sure you'll

cross that bridge

when and if you'll come

to it Mr. Rassendyll.

- Your Majesty, have

you told Princess Flavia

about Mr. Rassendyll?

- No Fritz, I'll tell

her tomorrow in Strelsau,

I've sent her on ahead.

(upbeat music)

(car chugging)

(car splattering)

- Let me go, big gorilla!

- Easy Fraulein, easy.

The boss just wants

a chat with you.

He doesn't understand why

you ran out on him like that.

(goon groaning)

- Help!

(chicken clucking)

(car honking)

(dramatic music)

(door creaking)

- Welcome back to

Zenda, my darling.

Did you go to London

to visit the Queen.

- Michael I.

- Michael!

Your Majesty to you woman.

- Your Majesty.

I had to get away after

we fought, I was so upset.

I thought you didn't

love me anymore.

- I don't believe you.

Bring her inside!

Ha, now you are in

Zenda to visit the King.

(tense music)

(owl hooting)

So, Rudolph, this time

tomorrow you will be king.

Are you nervous?

- No, actually not at all.

I must say Michael, you're

being awfully decent about this.

(Michael chucking)

- Oh it's nothing.

Perhaps we should have

the drink I promised you?

I have a superb

red for you to try.

- Well thank you Michael.

- It's a French Bordeaux, 1892.

I'm afraid red wine sends

me to sleep these days,

I'll stick to the white.

Well Rudolph, to you.

For as long as you may live.

- Oh, no Michael, for as

long as we both may live.

Michael!

- Yes Rudolph?

- What a beautiful wine,

may I have another?

- Why of course Rudolph.

- Why, it seems to get

better by the glass.

- Eh, does it?

- Absolutely, you really

should have some, you know.

- Ah no I don't think so.

Ar you sure it's so nice.

- Michael, it's brilliant.

Well, I must dash.

I have to pack for

Strelsau in the morning.

- Are you sure you wouldn't

like just one more.

- No, thank you,

I need a clear head for

the coronation tomorrow

but we'll do this

again soon, I promise.

(dramatic music)

(door creaking)

You know, this evening

meant a lot to me.

- Yeah, it meant a

lot to me too Rudolph.

- Goodnight Michael.

Damn, damn, damn, damn!

(glass smashing)

(upbeat music)

(door creaking)

- Well gentlemen, I

think the danger's over.

If Michael meant me any harm,

it would have happened

back there at the castle

don't you think?

- Hmm, maybe.

I'll put a guard on

tonight, just in case.

- Mr. Rassendyll, Mr. Absworth?

I'll bid you goodnight.

All of a sudden I

feel terribly tired.

- Are you all right?

- Oh yes, quite, just,

tired that's all.

- Actually I am too.

Must be the air.

- Goodnight everyone.

(tense music)

- What's the matter

Prince Michael,

is there something I did?

- He didn't die you fool!

He didn't even go to sleep.

- Who didn't die or go to sleep?

- No one did!

- I am completely confused.

Why are you coming here

in the middle of the night

telling me these things.

- The wine, you old fool!

The wine you gave

me didn't work.

- Wine?

Oh that wine, I almost forgot.

That wine was from the, oh yes,

that was because you

told me to forget.

- I don't care, it didn't work.

- How long ago did this

no one drink the wine?

- About 20 minutes ago, why?

- Ah well, that's

all right then,

he's got a delayed

reaction you see,

takes about 20 minutes to work.

I forgot to tell you.

(upbeat music)

(birds chirping)

- Mr. Rassendyll, come quickly,

something is terribly wrong.

- I say, he's not?

You know, is he?

- No he's not dead.

I think he's been drugged,

he's in a very deep coma.

- Dear god, this is disastrous.

The coronation is

only four hours away.

We must wake him.

- I'm afraid there's

little chance of that.

- But the coronation!

- The coronation my dear boy

will take place exactly on time.

- But Prince Rudolph?

- Prince Rudolph will be

crowned King of Ruritania

exactly as planned

(upbeat music)

- Incredible.

- Now we don't have

a moment to loose.

Between now and the coronation,

you must tell me

all about myself.

Charlie old man,

I want you to stay here

and guard the Prince.

- Please, Mr. Absworth,

you will guard him

with your life.

- Now, Captain von

Tarlenheim, come!

We must leave for Strelsau.

(upbeat music)

- Ladies and gentlemen,

all citizens,

your new king, King

Rudolph of Ruritania.

(crowd cheering)

- How can that be,

how can that be?

Answer me you fool,

he's meant to be dead.

Why isn't he dead you idiot?

- Maybe you're asking

the wrong people boss.

Maybe Princess Antoinette

knows something about this?

- Princess Antoinette?

Hmm, you might just be right

for a change Siegfried.

This is your last

chance Princess,

either you talk or die.

Now, tell me

everything you know.

- Oh Michael, it's

too late for you now.

The coronation has taken place.

You see, Prince

Rudolph has a double,

a man who looks

exactly like him.

- A double?

A double!

Why didn't I think of that?

You two, go to the

hunting lodge immediately.

If I'm not wrong, you will

find Prince Rudolph there,

he will either be very

asleep or very dead.

(dramatic music)

You must bring his body here

to the castle immediately.

Too late huh?

Maybe for you it

is too late but I,

I still intend to become

king, by hook or by crook.

(peaceful music)

(fist smashing)

(dramatic music)

- Ya, what?

- No, surely not!

Oh my God, are you

sure there's no reply?

I have very bad news, sir.

It seems that Princess

Antoinette has been kidnapped.

She left her home yesterday

and hasn't been seen since.

- Heavens.

Prince Michael, do you think?

- Certain of it.

But there's more, my

men have been trying

to telephone the hunting

lodge and there's no reply.

I think something nasty has

happened to Mr. Absworth.

- Then we must go

to Zenda at once.

(dramatic music)

(car screeching)

- [Siegfried] Here he is, I'm

sorry but he's only asleep.

- Ah that's even better.

Good work boys.

So, my brother the

sleeping prince,

at last you are my prisoner.

A prisoner of Zenda. (chuckling)

As for you, my two-faced

little dove, take her down.

She has one last

duty to perform.

(dramatic music)

- Charlie, are you all right?

- I think so, just a

bump on the old coconut.

- Oh no, the King, he's gone!

- I say this is

rather ticklish what?

That Michael fella's got

them both in the castle.

Antoinette and the King.

- We must do something.

I'm afraid Prince Michael

is capable of anything.

Even murder.

(glass smashing)

- I say, poor old Charlie.

- Look, Mr. Rassendyll,

it's a message.

- Hmm, it's from

Princess Antoinette.

- Oh thank god she's alive.

- Meet me at midnight at the

drawbridge of Zenda Castle,

signed Antoinette, hmm.

- Oh I say old bean,

I keep getting conked

on the old bozo.

Would someone mind telling

me what's going on?

- Ah, Charlie, there you are.

I'm afraid we're all rather

the dark at the moment.

But it seems I have an

appointment at midnight.

- I'm certain it's a trap.

- You may well be righto chap

but I don't think

there's any alternative.

Princess Antoinette's

life may depend on it.

(tense music)

(owl hotting)

Princess Antoinette.

- I'm so sorry Mr.

Rassendyll, it's a trap.

(guns firing)

- I say, nice shot old fruit.

- Jump madam, quickly.

(water splashing)

(gun firing)

(water splashing)

(tense music)

(guns firing)

- Argh!

- I saw Princess Antoinette,

are you all right?

- Oh yes, but his Majesty

is in terrible danger.

Prince Michael is

going to murder him.

(tense music)

- Boss wait, boss,

we got trouble.

- Trouble?

- Sorry boss.

- And Princess Antoinette?

What?

You didn't let her go?

Imbeciles, I'm

surrounded by imbeciles.

- Now you say the

king is prisoner

under the east wing, there?

- Yes, that is a small window

just above the moat, see it?

- Jolly good, so that means

we should attack the

west wing, there.

Yes, that should do it.

- Please hurry gentlemen,

I'm afraid the king may

only have moments to live.

(dramatic music)

- Now. Charlie, do you

have our army in position?

- All present and

correct old bean.

- And the heavy artillery

Princess Antoinette?

- All in position

Mr. Rassendyll.

Hand me the megaphone Fritz.

Is everyone ready?

Now, wait 'til I get

the word to attack.

Attention, attention!

Prince Michael of Zenda,

the castle is surrounded.

You must release the King

and lay down your arms.

I repeat, the castle

is surrounded.

- Surrounded, how

can we be surrounded?

How many were there?

- I don't know boss,

it was dark out there.

- [Rudolf] Release the King

and lay down your arms.

- You will keep, quick

to the west tower.

- All right, Charlie,

bring in the troops.

- [Gramophone] Battalion, leave.

(boots clomping)

(men chanting)

- Hey boss, that

sounds like the army.

- That's impossible.

- [Gramophone] Battalion, halt.

- You have fire seconds

before our forces open fire.

- I don't like the

sounds of this.

- Two, three, four, five.

Now Princess, fire the canons.

- [Gramophone] Fire!

(fireworks exploding)

(tense music)

(fireworks exploding)

- Right Fritz, to the

east wing, quickly.

You two keep up the barrage.

We'll be back.

(upbeat music)

- It's a trick, to

the east wing quick!

- Quickly Fritz.

All right Fritz, now!

(car spluttering)

(window exploding)

Quickly your Majesty!

- Stop the swine.

(goons crashing)

(water splashing)

(gun firing)

- Damn, damn.

Siegfried, Gotfrid, get me out

of here, get me out of here!

(goons crashing)

- It's no good boss.

- Boss you're stuck.

- Get me out, fools,

idiots, imbeciles, ninnies.

(dramatic music)

- I'll see you in

London soon, I trust.

- Yes, Mr. Rassendyll,

within a fortnight.

And your brother,

Prince Michael?

- Oh, I'll let

him cool his heels

in Zenda Castle for a while,

I think he's probably learned

a valuable lesson from this.

- Goodbye dear friends, we'll

never forget you, goodbye.

- Goodbye to you all

and good luck King Rudolph.

(upbeat music)

(car spluttering)

- All the jolly best of

British, toddle pip everyone!

(dramatic music)