Pornomochi (2018) - full transcript

Isn’t he up yet?

You go check. He’s never
in a hurry to go to school.

Because the school is nearby,
he doesn’t wake up before 11 am.

Let him sleep.

I checked, he was studying till
very late in the night.

The bathroom’s light was still
switched on around midnight.

Studying, was he? He’s stuck
to the phone like a leech!

I warned you not to buy him
a phone before the board exams.

I’ve to buy grocery today.

We spoke about it. No chatting,
no Facebook, nothing before exams!

Only music is allowed!
But what is all this now!



No! I must call him.

Let me call him here.

You’re calling him
on the phone?

It’s alright!
- I’ve nothing to say then!

Like father like son!

But...

Oh God! The phone!

Baba, I’m up!

Anu, get ready,
we’re leaving together!

Great, it’s done!

Yes! Download complete!

There’s only 25 MB
data left?!

Great!

Already at it?
Don’t you have school?!



Get up now!

Why do I need to coax you so
much to get ready for school?

Get up!

Eww!

How can you use this?

I’ve to wash it today!

Now go take a shower!
I’ve to leave, you know!

And...

I have to go at Grand Mother's home.
to bring your Grand Maa...

She’s coming. She will
stay for some days!

Didun is coming?! Yay!

Great fun, huh?
Now go for your shower!

Told you not to kiss me
before brushing your teeth!

Why do you forget to take
this one before breakfast?

Here.

While coming back from work
pick us up from that house.

Please sit!

It gets locked sometimes!

You must take rest!

Look at yourself

Have you and your son let
me sit back in the last 15 years?

I bother you a lot, isn’t it?

Go stay in that house
for some days.

The workload will be
double when I’m back.

Good morning!
- Morning.

Didn’t you bathe?
- Done!

Now finish this and oblige me.
- Oh sure!

Finish this.

Did you bathe?

Baba, the films you gave me,
they’re awesome!

You liked them?
- Yes.

And that one’s the best...

‘The Quick and the Dead’

‘The Quick and the Dead’

I will give you more interesting
films when you grow up.

Very interesting ones.

'Wild Strawberries'

'Meghe Dhaka Tara'

'Seventh seal'
'Casablanca'.

Ah...

Such beautiful films!

I was watching it on
Arko-da’s laptop

'Wild Strawberries'

Did'nt liked them much.

Obviously. You’ll like it when
you grow up a little more.

Not for your age.

The short films
you made are weird.

I don’t get them.

That is all amateur work.
From my younger days.

I used to appreciate those earlier.
Now I find them funny.

Why don’t you make
a film now?

I will.

There was a time I used to think
I’ll make a career in films.

But...

...for whatever reasons
that didn’t happen.

But I will surely make a film.

And before everything else,
I will buy a good camera!

Isn’t the one you
have good enough?

No...that’s
outdated now.

Baba, you promised to teach me
how to handle a camera.

Yes, I will.

Before that you must
take this exam seriously.

No Facebook,
no chatting, okay?

It’s already late! Okay,
I’m done!

What?

What a gorgeous...

Ugh!

Oh, Radha, she is
my life!

Oh, Radha, I belong
to you!

I won’t survive
away from you!

Oh, Radha, she is
my life!

Oh, Radha, I belong
to you!

Hey, Mr. Anal!

Where’ve you been? Going to
a different shop these days?

No...

I have new stock.

Triple X collection!
- Quiet!

I’ll see you after school.

Oh yes!

And now I have my own
brilliant collection! Fine?

Ah!

So you’ve been
downloading now?

But that’s expensive.

And the files
are smaller. Right?

Better you buy it from me..

Full HD!

How big is your
memory card?

16GB!

Listen kid,
I have eternal GBs!

Okay!
- I’ll see you after school!

Done?
- Deal!

Okay, bye!

Oh, Radha, she is
my life!

Oh, Radha, I belong
to you!

I won’t survive...

Hey!

What is it?

Your bag...Your bag!

Mobile!

Yes?

Oh no!

Buddy! What will
happen now!?

Hey!

It’s a complete massacre!

Surely they’ll call
your parents!

I had just downloaded it.

Didn’t even get a watch it...

What if he deletes it?

Oh no. He won’t 'delete' you.

But he may 'D Litt' you!
He will cut you off!

My God!

A school boy watching porn?!

Why? This is the apt age.
Adolescence period.

Periods? For a male?
- ‘Adolescence period’!

Puberty...

Haven’t you read Freud?
Child Psychology?

You’re not qualified for teaching.
- Don’t you dare say that!

Are you’re supporting this?
- Exactly!

This is an educational institution!
What is all this!

You don’t think sex education
is a part of the curriculum?

The problem is
at the root itself

No. Porn and sex
education aren’t the same!

As in, sex education is...

Shh! Keep your voice low!

It’s not ‘sex’!

We’ll be in trouble if the
Headmaster hears this!

Why is that?

Sex! Trouble!

Why? You’ve a problem
with the word, ‘Sex’?

You will find the word
everywhere!

Even when you’re filling up a form,
you’ve to put a tick beside that word...

...‘F’ or ‘M’?

Starting from government ads...
that word is used everywhere.

O really? So you mean now we should
screen porn for the students?

That’s not what I meant.

Look, in the western countries
they teach this subject.

But in India or West Bengal the term
‘sex education’ creates a pandemonium!

This is the root
of all the problems.

The frequent rapes, eve teasing,
everything is due to the lack of awareness.

Hmm...

You mean people rape
because they’re unaware?

Yes, at least in our country that
is one of the primary reasons.

But if you look at the west...
- Sir...

...this is not the West. This is India.
Rather, West Bengal!

Then what will say about
‘Badshayon’ or ‘Khajuraho’?

Oldest examples of our country...

Or if you read
‘From Volga to Ganga’?

You’ll find a mother teaching
her child sex education.

You’re still confusing between
porn and sex education.

Right. I am.

But the source is the same.

That kid’s interest
in sex is due to his age...

and you can’t deny that.

Instead of a scolding or punishment,
proper counselling is required.

Okay.

You should take that responsibility
then. I can’t even imagine this.

Naturally.

Have you seen this stuff?

This is nothing but perversion.

And this is not porn.

Huh? Yes!

And definitely
not sex education!

is that so?

Do one thing.
Share it with me.

Okay... are you on Xender?
- Yes.

Wait. I’ll join.
Create it.

Okay.

Why...

share it with me too then?

Why do you look startled?

You said...

‘Perversion’ right?

Let me check it out?

Very well then!

What shame! No one in our family has
been involved in such scandals ever!

Why!?

Haven’t we done enough
to make you happy?

What kind of company do you keep?
Do you have friends from the slum?!

Calm down!

Didn’t you even think about
the status of your parents?

Don’t scream like that.

That, rather would
derogate our status.

O really? You mean it is
my mistake? Is that so?

Fine then! I won’t
say another word then!

Not a word...?-Listen...

Why then did you not
go to school when they called?

Why did I have to face
the shameful situation?

Why must I face this?!

Krishna! Quiet now.

All the blame is on me now!

Enough now. Calm down.

In front of so many people...

You know what the
Headmaster told me?

Do you do it front of him?

- Oh please spare me, please stop!

‘Please stop’?
Embarrassed, are you?

Why did you send
me instead?

Anal...

...come to my room
after dinner.

Eat, son. Come on?

Hey... what are you
staring at?

I’ll pull your eyes out!
Shamelessly looking me in the eye?!

Sit.

All of us have
certain secrets.

Like your mother.
Your Grand Mother. Me...

You have to
nourish that secrets.

Yes. And that is very personal.
Our own to call.

There’s a beautiful relationship
you share with your privacy.

But...

...the moment it comes out
in the open...

As in when other people
come to know about it...

...then it turns ugly!
Become scandal.

Because the rest
of people don’t share...

...that beautiful relationship
with your privacy.

No sentiments is there.

Hope you understand, huh?

Am I clear? Good.

Look.

You’re growing up.

You’ve both boys
and girls in your freind-list.

You naturally feel attracted towards
girl-freind, towards sex!

I know because I’ve
been through your age.

But this attraction you’re feeling,
you must protect it from everyone else.

We...

We all have such secret
chapters in our lives.

A secret box.

And in that secret box
you keep your privacy.

You keep all the little things
that you like and love...

Things that you hold
close to your heart.

Some people...

...maintain a diary.

Some keep old cards,
letters...

Big and small,
all kinds of memories.

It’s to be kept in
that private box

I too have one.

Wait...

Come.

This is my secret box.

My own to call.

All the times I fell in love since childhood...
crushes and little affairs...

Memories...
It’s all locked up in here.

You can’t share this stuff.
You must not.

If you do; its essence vanishes
into thin air like camphor.

V A N I S H! Vanish!

You must spend time
with them.

When you do, the world opens
up to you in its own way.

Get it?

But none of us know what will happen
to these boxes when we’re no more.

What happens to this privacy?

Even then, we keep
it private.

You know what
the problem is, Anal?

The environment your generation
is growing up in...

...it is... believes in expressing each day,
each moment has an expression!

Today I watched a film,
today I ate Puchkas...

Today I fell in love...

‘With 49 others’!

Running after likes and comments
on Facebook statuses...

there’s nothing left
of your own.

But one day will
come when you...

Realise your own self.

You will discover
your own world then.

And that day,
you will see...

Go.

Sleep in your room.

Who spotted the body first?

Sir, it was me. I came to dump
garbage in the morning.

No, Sir.

I spotted it first
and told him.

Hmm...

Both of you come to the
police station with me.

Sir, hope we’re
not in trouble?

You see I have kids.

Sir, me too!

Stop talking crap!

Is there a motor
garage nearby?

Yes, Sir! There are
three of them.

Three?
- Yes...

Take me there.

Come, Sir.
- Coming...

Coming...

Wait...
I am coming...

Hello, good morning
Auntie. Is Anal home?

Yes.

There’s no school today...
He’s upstairs.

Hey, get up!
Come on!

Hey! Get up!
What the...

You know what time it is?

What are you doing
here so early?

Early?

It’s 11 AM!

And it is my birthday,
you’ve forgotten that too!

Everyone else wished me!

My Mom has invited you
home in the evening.

Hey, sorry!
I completely forgot!

Happy birthday...

Eww!

Look... basically
I got a nice scolding...

...yesterday. Forgot
in the middle of it.

Good for you!

I warned you not to watch that stuff
so much... now suit yourself!

Don’t act innocent! You too ogle
at it when I show you!

Then you cringe when it is over!

I know you girls!

Don’t you dare lie!
I don’t watch all that rubbish!

You force me to!
- Really?

And don’t you dare compare me
with other girls.

I am different!

Look at you... you girls ?always
create a huge fuss.

Besides, there’s porn
in your name itself!

Ever noticed?

P.O.R.N.O. !

Porno!

Do you realise, Porno?

I’m sure you’re dad
planned it like that!

Porno!

Anal!

Your name too spells really funny!
- Why, what’s there in my name?

A N A... L!

You’re smart, eh?

You...

And I was talking about ‘Porno’!

Hey!

Fish fingers!

Father has arrived.

One minute! Where’s the remote?

Remote?

Give it to me.
- What happened?

Now go.

Why do you take time
to open the door?

Happy Birthday, honey!

My gift?

Sorry, I forgot today,
I’llget it later, okay?

No, I want it today!

Today itself?

Alright.

Don’t touch my laptop
ever again!

Laptop!?

For me?

Laptop!

A new laptop!

Unpack it!

Open the gift pack...

The remote?

Is this a party song?

Now that’s a party song!

Uncle’s in good mood today!

I got a laptop!

What happened?

Everything okay?

Didn’t watch the news?
- No. Was busy cooking today.

What happened?

Three men raped a little girl
and dumped her in the dustbin.

How old will she be...

Must be Porno’s age...

I noticed motor stains in her clothes
and raided the local garages...

Three of them... started running
when they saw the police.

I caught two of them.
One got away.

If you’ve made
any fries, get it.

It’s her birthday, her friends
are here, why drink today?

Do as told.

What? Get going!

I won’t do it again!

Rape, eh?
- I won’t do it again!

Please let me go!

Never again, Sir!

Please let me go!

Please forgive me...
- Rape eh?

What are you doing there?

Nothing.

What is it?
- Nothing.

Won’t you sleep?

What...
- No.

You go sleep.

Where’s our girl?
- She slept long back.

Slept off? Why?

Without wishing me
goodnight?

She came to wish you.
Her friends came to say bye too.

You were mumbling something
to yourself alone.

You get drunk very
easily these days.

Should I get you the dinner?

No.

I’m not hungry.

You won’t eat?

No.

Why do you need to watch
this rubbish every night?

You don’t even look
at me? these days...

Come here.

Watch this.

She’s Russian!

Look at her boobs...

Her waist...

Her bum!

And now look at yours!

Like a barrel!

Go, sleep.

Should’ve married
someone like her.

Don’t make me lose
my temper now.

Sleep.

Sleep!

I know very well...

That you guys called me
'Mr. Porn' behind my back! But...

...But but but!

I don’t mind.
- No, Panu-da...

...Pinaki-da, not us,
Dabbu da calls you so.

No, Gubla does!
- I told you!

I never mind.
- Okay.

You people want stuff.

I supply you with it.
That’s all.

Business.

Here you go!

Great!
- 16 GBs of amazing collection!

Wonderful!

I am going to keep the files hidden
or else they may catch me at home.

Getting caught in school
was? an accident.

‘School’ as an idea
itself is stupid.

If you’re to spill everything
to the parents, then why do we pay you?

Exactly!

Did you go to school?
- Excuse me!?

Did you go to school?

Till 8th standard.
Lost interest? after that...

School is very stupid place!

Why must I study Sher Shah’s
Administrative system?

They teach you unnecessary things.
Those things are meant for the parliament.

Far better an option is
Kishore Kumar’s songs!

Songs?

But songs don’t have education in them!
- Oh sure they do, kid!

They’ve got education, questions
and? answers and everything!

Let’s hear one then!

Yes! Let’s!
- Just one song.

A song with questions.

What just happened?!

Question number 1?
- One.

How did it happen?

Plus 1!
- Plus 1! Okay?

When did it happen?

Plus 1!

Why did it happen?
- Plus 1?

Plus 2.

Okay.
- Of course Plus 2!

‘Why did it happen’,
it's score 2.

Now for the answers!
- Yes, answers.

It happened...

when it had to.

Oh chuck it,
don’t think about it!

What just happened?!

Now a work education
song, okay?

Okay, tell me,

how does love happen?

Love?

A girl and a boy...
- Wrong answer!

You tell me!
- Through a Facebook profile picture

What! Come again!?
- Through Facebook pictures!

No! You tell me!
How does it happen?

You too have
the wrong answer.

Now listen.

First, for the props.

Let’s mix some mischief...

...Into the flowers

Wonderful!

And now let’s mix with it

A little bit of wine...

And the intoxicating feeling
this makes for

Is what you call love!

Let’s mix some mischief...

Into the flowers...

My mother is calling. Quiet.

It’s my mother!

Hello!

Will you be quiet now?

What is it?

Hey! What happened!?

Anal!?

Hey?!

Hello?

Yes, Auntie...

Pinaki here.
What happened?

What!
- What happened?

What is it?

Anal’s father met with an accident.
- Did he die?

Yes.

Hi.

This is my new
Panasonic Handicam.

We’re here at our
favourite gin joint right now.

I will show you what’s
going on here right now.

Let’s turn to this side...

Hey! Stop disturbing, will you!

Fine. Continue now.

I will show you
another favourite?person.

This is our...

...Our cook!
Hello, Miss Cook!

Say your name.
- Go ask your dad, bugger!

Hey, give me a kiss , please!

And now I’ll show you...

Hello!

Hello!?

Hi!!!

Okay... now’s the fun part!

Down the way where
the nights are gay

And the sun shines daily
on the mountain top

Our guitarist, Priyank!
- Hi!

Now let’s show you
something else!

And this is...

Well, when we smush our
art here, he doing’s weights.

What is this thing called?
- Turn the camera to me.

It’s on you. Go on.

When you make your
own film, I will act in it!

Get your pronunciation
right first.

Turn your camera to this side!
- Yes, sure! Wait!

One second!
Okay, speak up!

Our 3rd year exams are over!
- Yes! Over?

We’ve must go for a trip!
- Yes, yes!

Come over here! Come!

Where can we go?
- Digha?

Hey one minute!

Who all want to go to?Digha,
raise your hands...

One minute!
- What happened?

Only couples are allowed! Okay?

Because the single ones
are damn irritating!

Who said I am single?
- You are single!

I have a partner!
- And who is she?

My guitar!
- Oh yes!

No one’s there

No one’s there

I am all alone

No one’s there

No one’s there

I am all alone

Alone...

Please, not right now!

The rhythms are breaking

All times are fusing

As we open up everything

What shows is the...

Skeleton!

This city

Is clouded by

A disease

This city

Is covered with masks

So are the faces here

Through intoxicated nights...

The whores of the World...

Bear children...

Who are nothing but maniquin's
garbage to the society.

That’s enough.

It was such a great lunch!

Auntie, you’re
a very good cook!

I can’t cook these dishes.

All Porno’s dad likes?is meat.

And Porno only likes Chinese food.
How can one eat so much of that?

That’s the issue.

But your banana flowers
and the shrimps

And the mixed vegetables!
Tasted all this after so long!

Please give me
some fennel seeds...

Even our son is like that.

There’s nothing that he likes.
Orders Pizza often.

He can eat that the entire day.

You must teach me to cook
some of these things.

You’re going to be here
for some days, right?

Though, Krishna-di is a
great cook too!

We will come over often, okay?
- Fine.

Please do. I am on a
long holiday now.

Krishna-di you must get
out of it now.

It’s been two months. Isn’t it?

Let’s do one thing! Both the families,
we could all go for a trip.

Anal...

Will he step out?

In the last 2 months all he’s done is gone
to school and come back to his room.

Doesn’t speak to anyone

Where he spends his evenings...

he doesn’t say anything.

What does he do in his
room all the time?

Doesn’t even answer my calls.

The boy’s hurt.

He was very fond
of his father.

Doesn’t speak much
at home too.

He is young.

And such a shocking incident!

Why don’t you find
him a counsellor?

Why?
Has he gone mad?!

No...

Auntie... counselling doesn’t imply
you’ve lost your mind.

Lower the volume.

Okay.

I’ll go and see Anal.

Bye, Auntie.

Weren’t you
suggesting a trip?

Do you know of
any such place?

Not a very popular place...

I feel suffocated these days,
when I see familiar faces.

Where will
you go now?

Your school isn’t
on holiday now.

Anal too has school.
- Haven’t told you, Maa...

I quit the job.

What have you done!

How will you run
the home?

The household...

Anal's education...

You’re well aware, Maa...

I am not supposed to be
responsiblefor all this. So, I am not.

What are you saying!?

Want to go for a film?

There’s a nice Bengali film
running in the theatres.

It will lighten your mood.

Will you?

Yes.
- Let me check for the show then!

Wait!

Just send someone...

It’s you...

What’s happening downstairs?
Picnic?

Come in.

Speak.

You don’t love me
anymore?

Stop speaking crap.

We met after a long time
but you didn’t kiss me.

You ignored me
that day too. I get it now.

I don’t like all this.

What do you do locked up
in? your room all day?

I masturbate.

You’re insulting me!

Do you have anything
to tell me, Anal?

Are you hiding something?

I don’t like seeing
you like this.

Tell me?

Can I tell you something?

Promise me, you won’t
tell anyone?

Promise me.

Promise...

Krishna-di, the tickets are done.
Get dressed, the show’s in an hour.

Okay.
- Wait, I’ll be back.

Let’s ask Anal
if he’ll come with us.

Then it’s better
you people go.

I’m sorry, Kaberi...

You see, I need
my own space.

I should be sorry, Didi.
I didn’t understand.

Go, great dressed now.

Okay, I’ll be back.
- Okay.

Auntie...

There’s something
I need to ask.

After Sudipta-da passed away,
mother and son should’ve come closer.

Why is it the other way round?

Why are you watching all this,
Anal! This is sin! Delete this!

Shut up!

What kind of sin?!
- He’s your father!

He is not any different,
right? Understand this...

When we read these porn
stories, we watch porn...

There are so many
relationships? in those things...

Father-daughter, Mother-son,
brothers-sisters...

We forget about all
those? relationships...

And only concentrate on
those? pornographic visuals.

The descriptions...the
visuals...that’s the real thing.

Look at this girl!

She isn’t a professional
porn girl!

This is the only
collection I have.

My father’s ex girlfriend!

Just look at her!

Just have a look
at the girl!

What are you
saying, Anal!

Who is teaching
you all these rubbish.

These aren’t your words...
This is adult stuff!

I am no kid like
you, alright?

I am an adult now!

I am an adult...

Adult!

You’re smoking?

Want some?

My dad will throw me
out of the house.

I hardly managed to
get pass marks.

Cut it. Tagore never
went to school.

Tell your dad scoring
in exams? isn’t everything.

You tell your dad,
I’ll tell mine.

Do one thing.
You tell my dad as well.

Bugger!
- Pinaki-da...

How’s Anal?
- No idea.

He doesn’t keep in contact.

We only talk if he
comes to school.

Doesn’t take calls too.

Since Uncle passed away...
- He failed in Math.

That score can be settled.

Do one thing, bring him to my pad.
- He won’t come.

That day he said he doesn’t
prefer that kind of child play.

Said, he found something new,
that will take care of his entire life.

Don’t act smart.
Do as I said.

Bring him.

Pinaki-da, give us a lift...
- Hop on.

Hold this.

Hello.

Hello...

Had you fallen asleep?

Yes, was about to.

What is it so
late in the night?

Listen...

I am sorry for what happened
today. It was a mistake.

I love you sweetheart!

Love you too, Anal!
Miss you!

Yes, I miss you too!? Listen...

I want to see you!

Here I am, right
in front of you!

Oh no! Not like that...

I want to see
the entire you!

Stop talking crap!

No, listen to me!

Will you have
phone sex with me?

No. Go to sleep!
Impossible!

What’s impossible here?
Haven’t you seen those films?

And those ads on
TV and papers?

‘Hello, I am Payel,
will you be my friend?’

Like that...don’t you
get me?!

I’ve never done
that! I can’t!

I haven’t done it either!

There’s no harm in it!

This is the first
and last time!

Please!? No!? I can’t.

Okay, are you
feeling shy?

Then do this much...

Send me a...Send me a naked
photograph of yours on Whatsapp?!

What the hell are you saying,
Anal? I’m not that kind of a girl.

Look...this is the first
and last time, please!

I really need this!

Look at your folder
full of porn girls...

But those are...

they’re professionals! I want to...
I want to see someone I know!

Why don’t you get
it? Listen to me!

Sorry, Anal. You wouldn’t force
me if you loved me.

You’re addicted. Sleep.

No but I...

Just listen to me once!

Hello, listen...

Rubbish!

Anal...

Anal!

Who are you?

Who are you?

It’s me!

You called me!

So I came!

Are you real?

Are you real!

Are you?

So if you think.

Otherwise not.

I know you’re real!
You’re real real real!

Come close to me...

You’re real!

No, Sir.

Yes, as in...

nearly...

Yes, it’s done, Sir.

Yes.

No...?All three of them...

Yes, Sir.

I caught all three of them.

Yes.

Yes, Sir.

I’m trying, Sir.

Sir!

Goodnight, Sir!

Swine!

Sir...

Yes.

I’ve finished dinner, Sir.

People keep raping...

and I am to suffer!

As if, to rape in my area
they seek my permission!

I feel like shoving a ruler inside them
and empty the shit out of them!

Control your language,
our daughter’s growing up.

Shut up. Don’t talk crap!

I can’t say ‘Shit’ now?

And your daughter, when she says the
same words in English, that’s no issue?

That sounds like cake
and pastries to you?

Okay, calm down.

You could’ve come for
the film that day.

It was a good film.

You’re becoming so dry
because of the work pressure.

Thefts, rapes...that’s all
your head is filled with.

I can’t stand those
stupid films.

People who make those films...I should
give them all a 3rd degree shelling!

All stupid stories!

Stop it. You don’t know
anything but that.

Someday you’ll give us a
3rd degree shelling too.

3rd degree!

‘Third’ degree.

How will you know?

If you ever got the
chance to do it...

then you’d know!

Such fun!

Rape eh?

Rape?

Scoundrel!

What are you doing!?

Hey!

You bugger!
What’s this?

Old aunties?

You don’t have underage
ones? Schoolgirls?

What?

It’s banned?

One day I’ll beat the
hell out of you!

I will finish you!

Get lost!

Bullshit...

Hey!

Are you asleep?

Hey...

Yes.

Can you dance?

Have you forgotten about the
Annual programme at out college?

You fell for me seeing my
BHARATNATYAM dance.

What!

Bha...

What?

Sleep.

BHARATNATYAM!

Crap.

Indian classical in the
middle of the night!

Mango leaves put together!

One lash and horse runs afar!
- Wow!

Hey, Queen,
step aside!

My mad horse is here!

The mad horse
has lost it now!

It’s throwing guns
and roses around!

Bravo, Porn-Uncle!
Wow!

I am not your ‘Uncle’!
I just a lover!

And this is my love-lash!

Come on! Come on! Come on!
BDSM! BDSM! BDSM!

Oh yes! B.D.S.M!
Oh yeah!

Bondage! Domination!
Sadism! Masochism!

Category! Category! Category!
Which one do you want?

This lover will show
you are the tricks today!

Awesome! Big dick!
Cumshot! Deep throat!

Everything! FFM! MMF!

Everything! Tell me
what you want.

What is this ‘MMF’, ‘FFM’?

Oh no! Silly boy!

He doesn’t know!

F.F.M. means...
Female Female Male!

And M.M.F means...
Male Male Female!

These are threesome
categories!

You’ll know when you
watch the videos!

It’s like...you, your wife...
and another person!

Look who’s here!

One hell of a party now!
Make one for him

Yes!
- How are you?

What’s going on?

The perverted world inside the
human mind! It’s perverted demands!

And the business of
supplying that!

What’s with this cross-dressing?
- Cross-dressing!

Men wear women’s clothes and
women wearing men’s clothes!

They have a great time!

How do you
know all of this?

Net, kids. The internet.
- Oh, the internet!

I don’t have a
girlfriend like you.

You’re life is set. But
my life on the net!

What would we do
without you, Master!

I am nothing, son.
Just a customer.

You see, per second, 30,000 people
search for porn on internet in this world!

30,000!?

Per second, 30,000!

Mostly, child-sex videos,
rape porn videos!

Domination domination
domination!

Humans take out their stress
by dominating someone

Wow! You’re on a roll today!

I am nothing,
just a customer!

Customer!
- Statistics Statistics Statistics!

You see, it is according to your
demand that they supply!

Is that so?
- More demand, more supply!

A million dollar business!

You know...

very soon, in Italy, they’re
opening up a porn university!

Porn university?
- I can’t go to Italy!

I’ve an entire hard disc loaded
at home. That’s my university.

Great! That’s wonderful!

Ghutai...here’s wishing your hard
disc university a hearty cheers!

Your progress report is out.

Never told me.

I forgot.

Forgot or avoided it?

I met your school
teacher today.

I’ve found out what
you’ve been up to.

Think about it...

...he has more news on me as an
outsider but you don’t as a mother.

Thank God he is there!
- You’re forgetting I am your mother

What kind of a son speaks
to his mother like this?

Let’s not talk about me.

You’ve failed
your Math paper?

Do you have an
explanation for this?

The Math teacher failed
to teach me, Maa!

Is that so? How is it that the rest
of the students passed then?

I know you miss him.

I miss him too!

I miss him a lot!

But that does
not mean that...

I’ve forgotten about
all my responsibilities!

I’m doing my job! Then
why can’t you do yours?

Fine, I’ll make up next time.
- How much can you make up?

How much? Even if does
happen, you’ll lag behind others.

You know the kind of man your
dad was. What if he was alive today...

Would he be very happy?
- Look, Maa...

Baba is not my idol.
Okay?

And this life of mine is not
meant for pleasing him!

And I know what kind of a
man he was, so please stop!

What the hell are you saying?
- Don’t make me spill it out.

Stop it. Please stop,
okay? Please stop!

God knows what
I’ll end up saying!

Anal!
- Shut up!

Shut up.

Anal...

Anal!

Anal!

Oh, it’s you.

Yes, it’s me.

You called me.

I came.

I’m not in the mood today

Of course.

How can you like me?

You’re bored of me now.

But why...

You loved me so much
in the afternoon.

Now make my mood!

Naughty boy!

I know...

what you want!

Want a striptease?
- Yes.

Okay!

So... how’s your
revolution going?

What revolution?

I heard...

...that you’ve requested
the headmaster...

...for extra classes for the
correct sex education?

Yes, I did. But he said...
no one wants to teach.

Particularly not the
female teachers.

Do one thing.

Open up your own
private classes.

Classes from
VATSYAYANA!

For both the genders.

‘Theoretical?and practical

classes of sex education!’

It’ll be a hit!

This attitude of yours
is the problem.

Sorry, Sir, I was just
kidding. That’s all.

By the way,
did you hear?

The Supreme Court has
banned the porn websites.

Where did porn come in here?
Completely different things.

No, it’s the same!
- Morning.

Have you ever heard a
proper dump without a pee?

Those are interdependent,
like parasites.

My God!

Seems it’s impossible to talk
to you people regarding this!

True. Unlike you
we’re not really...

...post-modern, right?

Post-modern?

Correct.

Have you ever been
to the student’s toilets?

Seen the things they scribble
and draw on the walls?

You will be sorry to hear,

They’ve drawn a
cartoon of you.

Tagged as
‘Three Times prolong!’

You’re the math
teacher, you see...

Your phone
number’s there too.

What!

Ignore it. You’ll do better.

Don’t go looking for a
reason or solution.

Whoever did this,
we need to find him...

...and give him
a nice shelling!

Like finding a needle
in the hay!

And by the way,

that student from
your class...

...Anal Chakrabarty

you know about
his mental status?

He who got
caught with porn.

Very mischievous lad.

I told his mother...

He’s failed this time.

Wait a minute.

You think he did this?

No I am trying to say for him,
or pupils like him for all of them really.

losing the father, adolescence,
educational pressure,

you see, it is
all interconnected.

So you mean he is...

...the tragedy and shock
is driving him mad?

Please, Sir! This is the
nature of his age.

And that’s the scariest bit.

At this age, developing unnatural
sexual disorders and the like...

are common due to
lack of proper guidance.

Later, in their
professional life

social and family life

this comes out in the form of
rape, domestic violence...

And various such sadisms and
sexually oppressive behaviour!

Sorry, Sir. Never looked
at it that way.

We could speak to the
Headmaster on your behalf.

Yes. Right.

Exactly.

Thank you.

By the way, I have
prawn today

Want some?

Is that so?

Sure...

You’re really something!

I said ‘Prawn’.
Not ‘porn’.

It’s in our head you see.

Want some?

My sweetheart is here...

My sweetheart is here...

O spring, shower the flowers.

Look at you!

Seems you’re in
a good mood?

Because I’m singing
instead of cursing you?

It’s not like that.

You’re hardly in a
good mood these days.

Are you off the
work pressure?

I forgot to tell you.
- What?

I solved that rape case.

I’m expecting a
promotion very soon.

Wow! Great!

Congratulations!
- Thank you!

Why didn’t you tell me
when you came back?

I didn’t?because...

I wanted to surprise you!

Can I tell you something?

Now I’ve to talk
to you as well?

Please.

You watch that
crap everyday.

I was curious today.

So I watched quite a few
of those on your laptop.

So?

No.

Nothing much.

There’s one thing I liked.

Those boys have
GREAT STAMINA.

Are you drunk?

I drink every day.
What’s new?

You dare to speak
to me like that!?

You hit me!?

Yes! Why? You’ll
hit me back?

Go on!
Hit me then!?

Come on!

Leave me!

Aren’t you ashamed? Why did
you become a mother?

You never care for me!
- Why, who cares for you then?

What the hell have
you done for me?

You don’t deserve
to be a mother!

Did you ever ask why I come home drunk
every day since father passed away?

Ever hugged me close?

Did you ever try
to talk to me?

Ever sat beside me once?

Ever wondered what
I am going through?

You’ve been insulting
me, avoiding me!

But I tried to do
everything I could!

Or else I’d never stay
here after he left!

Exactly!

You got pregnant having fun! You’re
not supposed to be responsible! Right?

What! Say that again!
- ‘Fun’!

You got pregnant trying to have fun! I was
born because you slept with dad! That’s it!

You’ve no responsibility!
- You’re right!

I know! I’m not responsible for you!
I wasn’t ever supposed to be!

I’ve lived in this house all
these years just for your Dad.

After that man left I really
have no duty to fulfil.

You’re bloody right!

What are you two doing!?

Please calm down!
- No, Maa.

He must know
the truth today!

How could he
say that to me!?

I was having ‘fun’?

He must know the truth!
- What truth?

What truth?!
- No, Anal!

No... Anu! Anu,
go to your room!

Your mother has a
bad temper today. Go, sleep!

Go...
- No way!

He will know
the truth today!

He has to hear
the truth today!

What are you doing!?

Everything will
fall apart! Everything!

Maa...
What truth?

I...

I’m not your mother.

Only your father’s friend.

Your mother, I
and your Dad

We went to the
same college.

They used to
love each other.

And...

Mine was one-sided
love for your father.

Then they got married.

You were born.

Your mother died
of Septicaemia.

From that day I stood
beside your father.

I became your mother.

Took up your
responsibility for life.

I never conceived.

Just like your Dad wanted.

I served the two of you
for all these years...

Because I love you...

Not because I
was having fun.

You’re kidding,
right? Maa?

Maa, tell me?

Maa?

Maa! You’re my
mother, isn’t it?

What?

Didun, she’s kidding,
isn’t it?

What is she saying?
Maa...

What is she saying?

Where did she go?

Your parents’
wedding album.

Get up.

Come.

Come...

What is it Mr. Anal
so late in the night?

I’ve got new stuff!

Take it!
If you want!

Hey! Bugger
what’s wrong?

Why are you sitting
here alone?

Go, have fun!

Here...

Take it?

Porno!

Come in!

You’ll catch a cold!

Let her stay out for
some more time?

So?

How are you?

Baba!

How are you, Baba!?

I’m good.

Why think so much?

Love your privacy.

Save it.

It will all be fine.

I miss you, Baba...

You’ve grown up a lot.

Are you smoking
now a days?

Give me one. Not
smoked in a long time.

I loved your mother a lot.

Your mother loves
you a lot too

You know what a
‘Pornomochi’ tree is like?

Trees that shed off their old? leaves
to dress up with new leaves.

This is what you
must do with your life.

All the...

...anger, sorrow, regrets,
dust and dirt

shed everything off and
decorate? your life in a new way!

Bye.

I’ll see you again.