Pandamonium (2020) - full transcript
Arielle's first day at work spirals into Pandemonium as a serial killer locks his sights on the after office party.
This looks like the place.
Goddamn perverts, it's
always some shit like this.
Hello?
Mr. Tanterton, are you there?
Hm, well I guess there
are some perks to it.
Mr. Tanterton, come out to play.
If it's fun you want, Mr.
Tanterton, it's fun you'll get.
What the shitting
hell is going on?
Oh, I get it.
You like a bit of role play.
Well, let me tell
you, Mr. Tanterton.
I work hard
and
I play hard.
Mr. Tanterton, I see
you've been tied up
at the office all day.
It must be hard
for a man to be so
Tied to his job.
What's the matter,
Mr. Tanterton?
Feeling a little tongue-tied?
Don't worry, I can
leave my hat on.
What's your problem, mate?
I'm giving you my best
friggin' stuff here.
What's your game,
you bloody nob head?
There's a fucking killer
in a Panda mask behind you.
I'm not in the mood
for tight ones, dear.
No, just wait.
I don't know who you
are, but I have money.
I can pay what you want.
I'm an important
partner at a law firm.
Well, I hear law is
a cutthroat business.
What is all this?
Well, I suppose
you could call it.
Here at Killmore &
Percival Solicitors,
we specialize in giving
you, the customer,
the highest quality services
from our friendly,
professional staff.
We're here to help.
To our top-notch legal experts.
We're here to help.
And our world-class
client relations.
We're here to help.
Killmore & Percival Solicitors
are here to make sure
you get the quality
service you deserve.
So when you think about
solicitors, just remember.
We're here to help.
So what do you think?
Did all of that in one take.
You can't tell.
Face of the corporation,
that's what they call me.
CV's a bit sparse.
What'd you say you did
before this anyway?
I was an entertainer.
What, like magic and shit?
Well, you've certainly
got dancer's legs.
Something like that.
Relax, it's a compliment.
So why do you want to
do this job anyway?
Just looking for
a change of pace.
It's a tough job, office junior.
Lots of work to get done.
Chances are you'll be
the last girl standing.
Well, I'm certainly
up for the challenge.
That's what I like to hear.
Does this mean I've got the job?
Welcome to Killmore
& Percival, Legs.
Morning, Mr. Daniel.
Where you heading
to this morning?
Ah, moving up in the
world, Mr. Daniel.
That's what I like to hear.
Security Steve, who's that?
That's the new office junior.
Not sure they're allowed to
be called that anymore, mate.
It's 2016, Mr. Daniel, no one's
sure of anything.
You see that
thing up there?
Allow me.
Level three?
I don't know, maybe.
It says on your pass.
I guess it does.
First day?
That obvious, huh?
I'm six.
Oh, by the way...
Shit.
I was about to say
a jolt on level two.
Thanks for the heads up.
I guess this is me.
See you around, six.
Oh, watch out for Carol.
All right, Danny boy.
Confident, charming,
funny all at once.
You've got this.
Hi, you must be Damian.
I've just transferred up from
level one, IT Department.
Stop, name?
Daniel, Daniel.
Okay, Daniel
Daniel, you know how
to set up completion right?
Yeah, of course, of course, sir.
See that pile of shit in there?
I need all that shit signed
off and on my desk by 5:30.
- Yeah, but...
- 5:30.
But it's my first day.
I don't give a fuck!
Damn it, motherfucking
cocksucking piece of shit machine.
Fucking goddamn
it, piece of shit.
Uh, excuse me?
Oh, hello there,
dear, how can I help?
I'm Arielle Walters,
I'm the new girl.
Oh yes, Mr. Hook
said you'd be coming.
I'm Carol.
I think I'm meant to file these.
Yes, you'll want to do those
at the same time as the others.
Others?
They want me to
file all of these?
Yes, it is quite
a lot, isn't it?
The girl before you
left a lot of it.
Come to think of it, so
did the girl before her
and the girl before and
the girl before her.
Why is that exactly?
Well, they don't
exactly make life easy
for the young, attractive
juniors around here.
They?
The boys up on six.
Hi, Mr Hook.
Shut your cake hole, Carol,
and get back to work!
You, Legs, make some coffees
and bring them up to the
board room, would you?
Well, I was just...
I wasn't asking.
What a fucking asshole.
I know, he's so sexy.
Come in.
You wanted to see me, sir?
Damian, my boy, take a seat.
Can I ask what
this is about, sir?
I'm afraid I have some
rather dreadful news.
Well, what is it, sir?
One of my fellow senior
partners, Phil Tanterton,
was found dead last night.
A dreadful, nasty business.
Cut from ear to
ear they told me.
That is awful news, sir.
Bloody terrible mess.
Found with some young strumpet
in his own home no less.
Do they know who did it, sir?
No, not the foggiest.
Reckon it could be a
robbery gone wrong.
Does anyone else
know about this, sir?
Oh no, just you so far
and the other partners.
If this got leaked to the
press, it would be pandemonium.
Then why are you
telling me, sir?
Well, every cloud and
all that poppycock.
It means that we
have an opening.
For senior partner?
Well, that's the thing.
Now I thought it should be one
of you boys from level six.
Wait, but I thought
I was a shoe-in.
Well now, my dear
boy, fair is fair.
Now I thought I'd check the
figures tomorrow morning
and see who's earned
the spot the most.
With the greatest
of respect, sir,
I think we all know that's me.
Oh, you got nothing to
worry about then, have you?
Odd though, Accounts
tell me that your numbers
have been down lately.
That's bull...
That seems unlikely, sir.
Numbers don't lie, Damian.
If I were you, I'd
make today count.
And Damian.
Yes, sir.
Pass the message to the
other boys, would you?
Yes, sir, of course.
Fuck!
What'd the old man say, Damian?
Nothing.
Did he mention the promotions?
No.
Where are all the bear claws?
He didn't.
He didn't say
anything, all right?
Hey, how do you fellows
feel about having
one of our little
gatherings tonight?
A level six rager!
- Yeah!
- Yeah, come on! Let's do it!
Booze?
Of course.
Coke?
You bet.
Birds.
Like any of this would
work without 'em.
So it's settled then.
I'll make the arrangements
with Security Steve.
Mr. Hook, I have the
coffees that you asked for.
Well, what you waiting for?
Bring 'em in.
Hey, who's this
little princess then?
Our new legal
assistant, Arielle.
Oh, like the mermaid.
Or the washing powder.
It's spelled differently.
I like to think of
it as interesting.
I don't think he picked
you for your name, do you?
Now Dick, I'm sure she
has all the skills.
Whoa, well go on,
give us a twirl.
Well, go on, love,
show 'em the goods.
Okay, you can go now.
Right, so drinks-wise,
what we thinking?
Beer, lager, tequila?
Sorry, I didn't
mean to scare you.
Don't worry about
it, you could've been
a six-foot teddy bear and
I still would've jumped.
I mean, yeah, sounds terrifying.
How's your first day going?
Killmore & Percival everything
you hoped it would be?
You know I thought it would
be a step up from my last job,
but somehow it feels
like they've hired
off the sex offenders register.
Thanks.
Not you, I'm talking about
the wolf from Wall Street
and his merry men in there.
How the hell did those
guys get to where they are?
It's like they still
think it's the '80s.
Classic bullies get the
nerds to do all the work
while they live it
up being big shots.
So wait, does that
make us the nerds?
I'd better get back.
Try not to let
them get you down.
Us nerds are in this together.
Good night.
Good night, good night.
Good night, Veronica.
Level six.
That's everyone, you
guys are good to go.
You sorted the girls?
Sure thing, boss man.
Easy money.
And save.
Jesus.
Not quite, Daniel Daniel.
What's that?
The files you asked me
to complete earlier.
Gonna stick 'em in your
office on my way out.
Out?
Oh, Daniel Daniel, the party
is just about to start.
I've got to get home.
Home, what for, a TV
dinner and a cry wank?
I'd love to, but...
Come on, Daniel Daniel, you
want to fit in up here, right?
I could stay for one.
Oh, Daniel Daniel, up here
we work and we play hard.
Meet the playboys of level six.
Hey!
Shot?
Thanks.
So how are you
enjoying your first day
on level six, Danny boy?
Yeah, it's great.
Not used to the fast lane, huh?
I guess I'd go for
easy on my first day.
We did, we did.
Shh, shh.
Hello, Dick's.
Our cheese is made
with real dick.
Strong cheese please, just
the way your sister loves it.
Boys, boys, the girls are here.
Good work, garcon, send 'em up.
They're already
fucking here, lads.
Girls?
Only in a loose sense
if you catch my drift.
Strippers.
Not just strippers,
Daniel Daniel.
The finest strippers
money can buy.
Hey, you gonna
let us in or what?
It's freezing out here.
You sure this is
the right place?
Yeah, I done a couple of
solo jobs here before.
Real asshole, scum-of-the-Earth
types, but the money's good.
Oh, someone's coming.
Lazy asshole.
Good evening, ladies.
About damn time, do you know
how cold it is out there?
Nice to see you too, Jasmine.
Are you coming?
Sure.
Wow.
Let me guess, level
four account guys again?
Nope.
Level five?
Level six?
Holy shit, the high-flyers.
What's level six?
Level six is like the
top dogs around here.
The fee earners, the ones
that make the big bucks.
One night on level
six played right
will set you up for a
whole month, longer.
How's that work?
These guys will pay
double, even triple
the going rate for a dance.
Start throwing in some extras,
and you're looking
at some serious bank.
Wait, no one mentioned extras.
You said this was a nice,
easy, laid-back gig.
Yeah, all you've got
to do is lay back.
You guys don't do that, do you?
Depends on the man.
And the money.
Come on, let's go bankrupt
these cocksuckers.
Oh yeah, watch out
for the jolt on two.
Did you see Games of
Thrones last night?
Sky Plussed it.
Are you ready?
What?
What the hell is that?
What, you said come
as a sexy cowgirl.
We meant the wild west.
Well, they had
cows, didn't they?
Oh for fuck's sake.
Hey, hey, lads,
someone's coming.
And here we go.
So boys, are you ready for
some ludicrously expensive fun?
Okay, almost done.
What the hell?
- Carol!
- Oh, it's you, dear.
What the hell are you doing?
I'm just finishing up some work.
No, I mean why are you
jumping around like that?
Oh, it's the lights,
they're on timers.
They've got motion sensors,
but sometimes you have to
give it a bit of welly.
I see.
They still got you working
here at this late hour
on your first day?
Yeah, well I just have
to run these upstairs,
then I'm free to go.
So what are they doing up there?
It's one of their
private parties.
They have them sometimes.
They can get a little wild.
Sometimes I like to watch
them on the security cameras.
Okay, that got weird quickly.
I'm just gonna run
these up there, okay?
Oh, tell Damian I'm
down here all alone
if he needs anything.
Yeah, sure thing.
And run.
Run you, you class A bastard!
But you can't hide
from the prankster.
You can stop him.
You didn't
see it, Jerry.
You killed my friends, and
now I've come to kill you.
Introducing
Meredith Mayweather.
I can fight.
Good on you.
Okay, let's see how
this party's gettin' on.
I think you'll find
that the joke's on you.
A little tame boys.
I'd expect better.
Level six.
Okay, wild boys,
that's everyone.
Just gonna take a quick
sweep of the floors.
Gee, thanks Mr. Expedition.
Just make sure no one
disturbs us, yeah?
You're the boss.
Not yet.
I'm sure you'll
a kick out of this one.
And only
one shall survive.
April Fools, motherfucker.
April Fool, motherfucker.
Hey, man, sorry I
thought everyone was out.
Hey, man, what the
hell are you wearing?
Hey, buddy, I'm talking to you.
Hey, I said...
Oh, I'm sorry.
Hey buddy, what the...
Sometimes I just lose control.
The things you have to do to
get your foot in the door.
Oh, good, the show's
just starting.
Oh, you are naughty boys.
I bet you're gonna
show them what for.
Now where is my sexy man
Oh, Mr. Damiam, where are you?
Oh Carol, you silly bitch,
don't let them find you in here.
They'll string you up if they...
Goddamn motherfucking piece
of shit in a crapping basket.
Oh, hello.
Damian, is that you?
Oh, I knew, I knew there
was something between us,
and I knew you felt it too.
I like the mask, it's very S&M.
I like to be strangled myself.
Duly noted.
Now now, don't
get all choked up.
All right, cupcake,
100 quid if I can do
you in the bathroom.
Ew, no.
Prude.
All right, sweet cheeks,
200 quid if I can do
you in the bathroom.
Maybe later, sweetheart.
Psst, Jas.
One minute.
Fuck, Cindy, stage names only.
Right, fuck, yeah.
Well, what do you want?
We don't actually have to
fuck these guys, do we?
Who wouldn't want to
fuck these charmers?
Look, the beauty of this
job is you can get as much
or as little as you
want to out of it.
It's your body to do
what you want with.
Just don't let anybody try
and make you do anything
you don't want to do.
And if they do, they'll
have me to answer to.
You're one of the
girls now, Cindy.
Okay.
You good?
Oh, remember try
and have some fun.
Told you lads.
To the birds, yeah?
What about you, handsome?
Fancy a dance one on one?
I promise I can be
quite a handful.
Not for me, love.
Did I hear you could
be quite a handful?
You did.
Daniel Daniel, what's going on?
We got some prize
cows here, literally.
And you're just standing around
looking at your trotters.
It's just not the kind
of thing I'm used to.
You're playing with the big
boys now, Daniel Daniel.
You need to learn to loosen up.
None of these girls
doing it for you?
All done, Mr. Hook.
All...
Oh, we're just having
a party here, Legs.
You should join us.
I told you, my name is...
Arielle?
Oh fuck.
What the fuck are
you doing here?
- I...
- Hang about.
How do you know Legs here?
We used to work together.
Well, now I work here.
As what?
As an ass...
Hang on a minute.
You mean, she used to
work with you doing this.
Yeah.
Oh hi, Arielle.
Oh my God, this is too amazing.
Which one were you?
What?
The village girls here.
Which one were you?
The biker.
The biker, the biker.
I just don't believe it.
I tell you what, why don't
you show me and the lads here
some of your moves?
You seriously left us for this?
Now now, better to be an
office whore than a paid one.
Arielle, wait.
Bye, Arielle.
Look, Pocahontas, it's
your last chance, yeah?
400 quid for a quickie
in the bathroom, yeah?
Come on, come on, come on.
What the hell is
wrong with this thing?
Arielle, are you okay?
What was that?
A reminder, a reminder that
I shouldn't have even tried.
Is it true?
That I used to be a stripper?
Do you know why I took this job?
Now I never gave a shit about
what anyone thought about me
or what I did for a
living, not for a second.
No, I didn't give a shit
when the moms at school
found out what I did for a job.
No, I didn't give a shit when
they stopped talking to me
at the school gates.
I didn't even give a shit when
they started keying my car
and dropping shit
through my letter box.
I did, however, give a huge
shit when my little girl
came home from school
crying 'cause the other kids
called her mom a whore.
I never cared about what
anyone thought about me
until I saw my little girl
ashamed of me for the first time.
- I...
- I thought that getting
a respectable job
would change things,
but I can see the goddamn
look on your face right now.
No, it doesn't bother me.
Bother you?
Well, it doesn't
get to bother you.
What the hell is wrong
with this fucking thing?
Do you know what, Daniel?
Fuck you, fuck them,
and fuck this place.
So much for we were
in this together, huh?
Goddamn it!
All I wanted was a normal life.
That's all I fucking...
Hello?
Security Stu?
No.
Scott?
Oh, Steve.
You lost?
Calm down, Legs.
It's Carol, she's...
Annoying as fuck, I know.
No, she's dead, and
so is Security Simon.
That's not right.
Come on, love, enough
of the wind-up.
There is a guy in a panda mask,
and he is killing people.
You must take me
for a right mug.
I'm telling you the truth.
If you just wanted to get me
alone, you only had to ask.
What, no, I'm telling
you that there is a guy
in a panda mask, and
he's killing people.
Look, this was bound to
happen sooner or later.
What is?
You and me.
So it can be a drunken thing,
an office party at Christmas,
or we can get it over
and done with now.
There is not enough
vodka in this world.
I find that hard to believe
given your last job.
I was a stripper, not a whore.
Is there a difference?
You're a fucking pig.
Look, I know your type, Legs.
And you all have a price,
so how about we
call yours your job.
Now let's see how far
up these legs go, yeah?
Hey!
You little fucking twat!
What do you think you're doing?
Okay, so we should
probably go now.
I'll be fired.
I'm gonna lose the apartment,
gonna lose the job.
Not gonna get the car or
the dental plan or, or...
Daniel, there is a serial
killer loose in the building.
Sorry, what?
There is a serial killer
loose in the building.
He killed Steve.
No, not Steve.
And Carol.
Yeah.
All right, now
give me your phone.
Give me your phone.
It won't work, the
roofs are lead-lined.
We need to get out of here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's wrong?
We need to get the others.
Woo!
Oh my God.
What do you think you're doing?
Just checking out the goods.
Yeah, well eyes are
for looking, buster.
I've got money.
And I've got boundaries.
Well, what about you?
No way, dude.
We're not prostitutes,
we're dancers.
And not for that
kind of money anyway.
You take cards?
And where am I gonna
swipe that, my ass?
Okay, okay, just
gimme like 30 seconds.
I doubt you'd last
half that, hon.
You weren't gonna
fuck him, were you?
Oh, probably not, but it's
fun to watch them sweat.
Anyway, it's 2016, of
course we take card.
Where were you keeping that?
Are you enjoying yourself?
Aye.
Although I should
be for 200 quid.
Hey, dude.
You haven't got like a few
bucks I can borrow, do you?
In a minute, mate,
can't you see I'm busy?
Oh man, these drugs
are kickin' in.
There's a massive looking
panda in a suit over there.
It's okay, mate, this coke's
cut with all kinds of shit.
I'm preparing to see
the flying baby Jesus.
Oh man, he's got a scary knife.
Fuck, watch the teeth, love.
You're supposed
to be a profess...
No.
Who the fuck is this prick?
Sorry, don't mean
to cut things short.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
He's got blood all over my suit.
This thing cost me 2,000 quid.
You fuckin' prick,
he loves that suit.
I do, it's my favorite suit.
Well, you're gonna
have to pay for that.
Yeah, looks like we're gonna
take you to the cleaners.
Uh, buddy?
Your dick's out.
Oh, fuck.
Cheers, mate.
No worries, man.
Right, where were we?
Oh, don't worry,
I'm not even real.
Sure.
Okay.
Or am I?
So basically you just add a
little bit of lemon juice,
you rub it around the edge,
and then the shower head cleans
itself whilst you use it.
Costs the price
of a citrus fruit.
But these big companies want
you to spend all that money
on their cleaning products,
which is rubbish because...
What's going on?
Well, I don't want you to
panic, but there might be
a mad head with a panda mask
with a knife offing people.
Might be?
Well, it could be these drugs.
It's definitely
not the drugs then.
Is this like a
normal stripper thing or...
Like one in 10.
When I say, go for the lift.
Oh, don't leave now, Officer.
I've been a really bad boy.
Go!
Come on, come on!
Oh, it won't open.
It needs a card key.
My fingers!
Aren't you dreamy?
Can I get your digits?
Aren't you happy to be meeting
a genuine, card-carrying
psychopath?
Cindy, we need to run.
Aren't you beautiful.
Don't let it go to your head.
Don't worry, you're next.
I'll call the lift,
you go get the others.
I think we might be too late.
What's wrong?
The key card isn't working.
So we're stuck.
We're stuck.
Oh my God, you're Arielle.
We've got to get out of here.
There's a psycho killer.
Less to say.
Run, run away!
Oh, come on, you're
just milking it now.
Poca hot tits.
How's that for a totem pole?
Oh yeah, so good.
Wick, whap, bap, mam.
Oh, oh, Geronimo!
Here you are.
Go and get yourself
something nice.
I can see why they
call you Dick.
We're here to help.
What happened to the lights?
Arielle, what the fuck
are you guys doing?
Why are you guys
hiding down there?
Who the fuck is this idiot?
We need to go.
What, why?
Hey, hey, who's got me vodka?
Oh, big panda.
Come on, wax on, wax off.
Gimme the chop.
You cut me dick off?
I'm dickless?
Bad panda.
I hope you're really
proud of yourself.
I'm gonna go away and die now.
What is this place?
The executive boardroom.
It's like the worst
place we could be.
No exits, and the only thing
keeping that nutter out there
is a fucking key card.
Who the hell was that guy?
Some kind of psycho.
I gathered that, Einstein.
I mean, what did he want?
Jesus, Jasmine, I don't know.
Maybe he wanted to
treat you to a KFC
and a night in a Travelodge.
What the fuck do
you think he wants?
He's not here to, get down!
Is he gone?
Did he see?
I don't think so, but it won't
be long till he finds us.
And he's got the
only card that works.
So what, we're just
gonna wait here
for him to come and get us?
You got a better idea?
Yes, I say we go and rush him.
Are you a complete idiot?
This guy is a professional
killer, not a Dairylea triangle.
He killed half the
people in this office
without any of us even noticing.
Who the hell are you
calling an idiot?
I'm not the one
walking around up here
like I'm Pretty Woman.
Do you have any idea
what you look like?
What because I tried to
do something with my life
rather than spend every day
being treated like a slut?
And they really treat you
any differently up here.
Was it really worth abandoning
all of your friends for?
You know what your problem is?
You've always refused to
embrace who you really are.
Well, either way, we'd still
be stuck here waiting to die.
Maybe not.
What do you mean?
Store room, secure, locks
only form the inside.
Standard locks,
not on the system.
And there's a fire
escape at the back.
But to get
through the exits,
we need a security pass.
True, but when the
building systems come on in
the morning, the fire escapes
will be operational as normal.
They open at 6:00 with the
cleaners in about two hours.
Okay, but you forgot one thing.
We need a key card to get round
the back in the first place.
Yeah, how we gonna get in there
without one of those cards?
The vent system.
It's small, but if
we can get through,
we can unlock the door
from the other side.
How are we supposed
to get through there?
Well, maybe not me, but...
I seriously doubt it.
These beauties are never
gonna fit through there.
What, no way.
I have enough
trouble with lifts,
let alone crawling
into that death trap.
Well, we can all just
wait here to get murdered.
It's the best choice.
It'll be easy, I promise.
Just a few feet, let
the rest of us through,
and we'll wait
there till morning.
There is no way in
hell that I'm...
Piece of shit panda
in the fucking office.
Guys.
Guys, come on, the door's open.
Fuck.
Jasmine.
We really should've run out.
Let her go.
Oh, I don't think so.
I've just completed
the full set.
Arielle, you don't
understand it.
Why are you doing this?
Why does anyone do anything
when they go to the office?
Because they're paid to.
Paid, by who?
Damian, what the hell is...
I told you Legs here
wasn't that bright.
It's a shame really.
I was looking forward to
having a bit of thigh candy
at work every day.
What the hell is going on here?
Well, it came to my
attention that I was gonna be
passed over for my well-deserved
promotion this morning.
And I've gone to such an
effort to open up a position
on the partner's circle.
Of course I didn't realize
it was a numbers game.
So I had to get creative.
So I called our friend here
to eliminate the competition.
Wait, so you set this up
for a fucking promotion?
Maybe you're brighter
than I thought.
Why the hell did you hire us?
Well, our friend here
has a little condition
for his services.
I guess his kink is
what do you birds like
to be called nowadays?
Exotic dancers or
is that too '90s?
I like to mix business
with pleasure.
The deal was he takes
out my competitors,
and I provide the entertainment.
So all of us are just
collateral damage?
Business is war, and
war has its casualties.
Oh my God, you're the
actual psychopath here.
All right, enough
flappin' your gums.
You can kill the bitch now.
We've met loads of assholes
like you down at the club,
haven't we Arielle?
What are you on about?
Guys with plenty
of money to make up
for their lack of other things.
You know what else we learned?
A swift kick in the
nuts hurts like hell.
Classic stripper move.
We still got it.
You fucking slags,
I'll gut you myself!
You just can't get
the staff these days.
We should run.
Yeah.
Jas!
No!
Run, you stupid bitch.
Nice try, you piece of shit.
But this place opens in an hour.
It's gonna be
flooded with people,
and this is your only way out.
Now wait just one minute.
There's just one more thing
we need to take care of.
Daniel!
You leave now, and your
little boyfriend dies.
You bastard, let him go!
Stay in there, the
building will be open soon.
We'll see if Romeo
here lasts that long.
The master key opens
the fire escapes.
Just go.
Your choice, Arielle.
I'm so sorry.
Ah, true love.
I just have to wait until
morning and then I'm home free.
It's bear hunting season.
Okay, that was lame.
Yep, I am definitely
going to die.
Oh shit.
Daniel, can you move?
Have you got your pass?
Yeah.
Get to the lift and get out.
No way.
Hey, we're in this together.
Come on, come on.
Come on, get up, get up.
Come on.
Come on.
Mind the job?
I'd prefer if you
both stick around.
I fucking hate overtime.
He's right, you know.
Overtime can be such a
killer.
I don't know about you.
But it's the
assholes that get me.
You girls are all the same.
Always trying to cut and run.
Well, now it's my
turn to cut and run.
Okay, we get the point.
Fuck you, Chi Chi.
Fuck.
Going down?
You know, I really admire you.
You have a lot of guts.
All the more to spill.
I am going to set you free.
There's something
you should know.
And what's that?
The lift jolts on two.
Don't worry, first
day's always tough.
Oh my God, what happened to you?
Turns out this office
has a panda problem.
What do you mean?
There's nothing there.
Mother...
Who the fuck is this?
Motherfucker, this
cost me 2,000 quid.
Hey, Amber, come here
and clear this up will you?
Ugh, yes, Teddy.
I like to mix business
with pleasure.
Goddamn perverts, it's
always some shit like this.
Hello?
Mr. Tanterton, are you there?
Hm, well I guess there
are some perks to it.
Mr. Tanterton, come out to play.
If it's fun you want, Mr.
Tanterton, it's fun you'll get.
What the shitting
hell is going on?
Oh, I get it.
You like a bit of role play.
Well, let me tell
you, Mr. Tanterton.
I work hard
and
I play hard.
Mr. Tanterton, I see
you've been tied up
at the office all day.
It must be hard
for a man to be so
Tied to his job.
What's the matter,
Mr. Tanterton?
Feeling a little tongue-tied?
Don't worry, I can
leave my hat on.
What's your problem, mate?
I'm giving you my best
friggin' stuff here.
What's your game,
you bloody nob head?
There's a fucking killer
in a Panda mask behind you.
I'm not in the mood
for tight ones, dear.
No, just wait.
I don't know who you
are, but I have money.
I can pay what you want.
I'm an important
partner at a law firm.
Well, I hear law is
a cutthroat business.
What is all this?
Well, I suppose
you could call it.
Here at Killmore &
Percival Solicitors,
we specialize in giving
you, the customer,
the highest quality services
from our friendly,
professional staff.
We're here to help.
To our top-notch legal experts.
We're here to help.
And our world-class
client relations.
We're here to help.
Killmore & Percival Solicitors
are here to make sure
you get the quality
service you deserve.
So when you think about
solicitors, just remember.
We're here to help.
So what do you think?
Did all of that in one take.
You can't tell.
Face of the corporation,
that's what they call me.
CV's a bit sparse.
What'd you say you did
before this anyway?
I was an entertainer.
What, like magic and shit?
Well, you've certainly
got dancer's legs.
Something like that.
Relax, it's a compliment.
So why do you want to
do this job anyway?
Just looking for
a change of pace.
It's a tough job, office junior.
Lots of work to get done.
Chances are you'll be
the last girl standing.
Well, I'm certainly
up for the challenge.
That's what I like to hear.
Does this mean I've got the job?
Welcome to Killmore
& Percival, Legs.
Morning, Mr. Daniel.
Where you heading
to this morning?
Ah, moving up in the
world, Mr. Daniel.
That's what I like to hear.
Security Steve, who's that?
That's the new office junior.
Not sure they're allowed to
be called that anymore, mate.
It's 2016, Mr. Daniel, no one's
sure of anything.
You see that
thing up there?
Allow me.
Level three?
I don't know, maybe.
It says on your pass.
I guess it does.
First day?
That obvious, huh?
I'm six.
Oh, by the way...
Shit.
I was about to say
a jolt on level two.
Thanks for the heads up.
I guess this is me.
See you around, six.
Oh, watch out for Carol.
All right, Danny boy.
Confident, charming,
funny all at once.
You've got this.
Hi, you must be Damian.
I've just transferred up from
level one, IT Department.
Stop, name?
Daniel, Daniel.
Okay, Daniel
Daniel, you know how
to set up completion right?
Yeah, of course, of course, sir.
See that pile of shit in there?
I need all that shit signed
off and on my desk by 5:30.
- Yeah, but...
- 5:30.
But it's my first day.
I don't give a fuck!
Damn it, motherfucking
cocksucking piece of shit machine.
Fucking goddamn
it, piece of shit.
Uh, excuse me?
Oh, hello there,
dear, how can I help?
I'm Arielle Walters,
I'm the new girl.
Oh yes, Mr. Hook
said you'd be coming.
I'm Carol.
I think I'm meant to file these.
Yes, you'll want to do those
at the same time as the others.
Others?
They want me to
file all of these?
Yes, it is quite
a lot, isn't it?
The girl before you
left a lot of it.
Come to think of it, so
did the girl before her
and the girl before and
the girl before her.
Why is that exactly?
Well, they don't
exactly make life easy
for the young, attractive
juniors around here.
They?
The boys up on six.
Hi, Mr Hook.
Shut your cake hole, Carol,
and get back to work!
You, Legs, make some coffees
and bring them up to the
board room, would you?
Well, I was just...
I wasn't asking.
What a fucking asshole.
I know, he's so sexy.
Come in.
You wanted to see me, sir?
Damian, my boy, take a seat.
Can I ask what
this is about, sir?
I'm afraid I have some
rather dreadful news.
Well, what is it, sir?
One of my fellow senior
partners, Phil Tanterton,
was found dead last night.
A dreadful, nasty business.
Cut from ear to
ear they told me.
That is awful news, sir.
Bloody terrible mess.
Found with some young strumpet
in his own home no less.
Do they know who did it, sir?
No, not the foggiest.
Reckon it could be a
robbery gone wrong.
Does anyone else
know about this, sir?
Oh no, just you so far
and the other partners.
If this got leaked to the
press, it would be pandemonium.
Then why are you
telling me, sir?
Well, every cloud and
all that poppycock.
It means that we
have an opening.
For senior partner?
Well, that's the thing.
Now I thought it should be one
of you boys from level six.
Wait, but I thought
I was a shoe-in.
Well now, my dear
boy, fair is fair.
Now I thought I'd check the
figures tomorrow morning
and see who's earned
the spot the most.
With the greatest
of respect, sir,
I think we all know that's me.
Oh, you got nothing to
worry about then, have you?
Odd though, Accounts
tell me that your numbers
have been down lately.
That's bull...
That seems unlikely, sir.
Numbers don't lie, Damian.
If I were you, I'd
make today count.
And Damian.
Yes, sir.
Pass the message to the
other boys, would you?
Yes, sir, of course.
Fuck!
What'd the old man say, Damian?
Nothing.
Did he mention the promotions?
No.
Where are all the bear claws?
He didn't.
He didn't say
anything, all right?
Hey, how do you fellows
feel about having
one of our little
gatherings tonight?
A level six rager!
- Yeah!
- Yeah, come on! Let's do it!
Booze?
Of course.
Coke?
You bet.
Birds.
Like any of this would
work without 'em.
So it's settled then.
I'll make the arrangements
with Security Steve.
Mr. Hook, I have the
coffees that you asked for.
Well, what you waiting for?
Bring 'em in.
Hey, who's this
little princess then?
Our new legal
assistant, Arielle.
Oh, like the mermaid.
Or the washing powder.
It's spelled differently.
I like to think of
it as interesting.
I don't think he picked
you for your name, do you?
Now Dick, I'm sure she
has all the skills.
Whoa, well go on,
give us a twirl.
Well, go on, love,
show 'em the goods.
Okay, you can go now.
Right, so drinks-wise,
what we thinking?
Beer, lager, tequila?
Sorry, I didn't
mean to scare you.
Don't worry about
it, you could've been
a six-foot teddy bear and
I still would've jumped.
I mean, yeah, sounds terrifying.
How's your first day going?
Killmore & Percival everything
you hoped it would be?
You know I thought it would
be a step up from my last job,
but somehow it feels
like they've hired
off the sex offenders register.
Thanks.
Not you, I'm talking about
the wolf from Wall Street
and his merry men in there.
How the hell did those
guys get to where they are?
It's like they still
think it's the '80s.
Classic bullies get the
nerds to do all the work
while they live it
up being big shots.
So wait, does that
make us the nerds?
I'd better get back.
Try not to let
them get you down.
Us nerds are in this together.
Good night.
Good night, good night.
Good night, Veronica.
Level six.
That's everyone, you
guys are good to go.
You sorted the girls?
Sure thing, boss man.
Easy money.
And save.
Jesus.
Not quite, Daniel Daniel.
What's that?
The files you asked me
to complete earlier.
Gonna stick 'em in your
office on my way out.
Out?
Oh, Daniel Daniel, the party
is just about to start.
I've got to get home.
Home, what for, a TV
dinner and a cry wank?
I'd love to, but...
Come on, Daniel Daniel, you
want to fit in up here, right?
I could stay for one.
Oh, Daniel Daniel, up here
we work and we play hard.
Meet the playboys of level six.
Hey!
Shot?
Thanks.
So how are you
enjoying your first day
on level six, Danny boy?
Yeah, it's great.
Not used to the fast lane, huh?
I guess I'd go for
easy on my first day.
We did, we did.
Shh, shh.
Hello, Dick's.
Our cheese is made
with real dick.
Strong cheese please, just
the way your sister loves it.
Boys, boys, the girls are here.
Good work, garcon, send 'em up.
They're already
fucking here, lads.
Girls?
Only in a loose sense
if you catch my drift.
Strippers.
Not just strippers,
Daniel Daniel.
The finest strippers
money can buy.
Hey, you gonna
let us in or what?
It's freezing out here.
You sure this is
the right place?
Yeah, I done a couple of
solo jobs here before.
Real asshole, scum-of-the-Earth
types, but the money's good.
Oh, someone's coming.
Lazy asshole.
Good evening, ladies.
About damn time, do you know
how cold it is out there?
Nice to see you too, Jasmine.
Are you coming?
Sure.
Wow.
Let me guess, level
four account guys again?
Nope.
Level five?
Level six?
Holy shit, the high-flyers.
What's level six?
Level six is like the
top dogs around here.
The fee earners, the ones
that make the big bucks.
One night on level
six played right
will set you up for a
whole month, longer.
How's that work?
These guys will pay
double, even triple
the going rate for a dance.
Start throwing in some extras,
and you're looking
at some serious bank.
Wait, no one mentioned extras.
You said this was a nice,
easy, laid-back gig.
Yeah, all you've got
to do is lay back.
You guys don't do that, do you?
Depends on the man.
And the money.
Come on, let's go bankrupt
these cocksuckers.
Oh yeah, watch out
for the jolt on two.
Did you see Games of
Thrones last night?
Sky Plussed it.
Are you ready?
What?
What the hell is that?
What, you said come
as a sexy cowgirl.
We meant the wild west.
Well, they had
cows, didn't they?
Oh for fuck's sake.
Hey, hey, lads,
someone's coming.
And here we go.
So boys, are you ready for
some ludicrously expensive fun?
Okay, almost done.
What the hell?
- Carol!
- Oh, it's you, dear.
What the hell are you doing?
I'm just finishing up some work.
No, I mean why are you
jumping around like that?
Oh, it's the lights,
they're on timers.
They've got motion sensors,
but sometimes you have to
give it a bit of welly.
I see.
They still got you working
here at this late hour
on your first day?
Yeah, well I just have
to run these upstairs,
then I'm free to go.
So what are they doing up there?
It's one of their
private parties.
They have them sometimes.
They can get a little wild.
Sometimes I like to watch
them on the security cameras.
Okay, that got weird quickly.
I'm just gonna run
these up there, okay?
Oh, tell Damian I'm
down here all alone
if he needs anything.
Yeah, sure thing.
And run.
Run you, you class A bastard!
But you can't hide
from the prankster.
You can stop him.
You didn't
see it, Jerry.
You killed my friends, and
now I've come to kill you.
Introducing
Meredith Mayweather.
I can fight.
Good on you.
Okay, let's see how
this party's gettin' on.
I think you'll find
that the joke's on you.
A little tame boys.
I'd expect better.
Level six.
Okay, wild boys,
that's everyone.
Just gonna take a quick
sweep of the floors.
Gee, thanks Mr. Expedition.
Just make sure no one
disturbs us, yeah?
You're the boss.
Not yet.
I'm sure you'll
a kick out of this one.
And only
one shall survive.
April Fools, motherfucker.
April Fool, motherfucker.
Hey, man, sorry I
thought everyone was out.
Hey, man, what the
hell are you wearing?
Hey, buddy, I'm talking to you.
Hey, I said...
Oh, I'm sorry.
Hey buddy, what the...
Sometimes I just lose control.
The things you have to do to
get your foot in the door.
Oh, good, the show's
just starting.
Oh, you are naughty boys.
I bet you're gonna
show them what for.
Now where is my sexy man
Oh, Mr. Damiam, where are you?
Oh Carol, you silly bitch,
don't let them find you in here.
They'll string you up if they...
Goddamn motherfucking piece
of shit in a crapping basket.
Oh, hello.
Damian, is that you?
Oh, I knew, I knew there
was something between us,
and I knew you felt it too.
I like the mask, it's very S&M.
I like to be strangled myself.
Duly noted.
Now now, don't
get all choked up.
All right, cupcake,
100 quid if I can do
you in the bathroom.
Ew, no.
Prude.
All right, sweet cheeks,
200 quid if I can do
you in the bathroom.
Maybe later, sweetheart.
Psst, Jas.
One minute.
Fuck, Cindy, stage names only.
Right, fuck, yeah.
Well, what do you want?
We don't actually have to
fuck these guys, do we?
Who wouldn't want to
fuck these charmers?
Look, the beauty of this
job is you can get as much
or as little as you
want to out of it.
It's your body to do
what you want with.
Just don't let anybody try
and make you do anything
you don't want to do.
And if they do, they'll
have me to answer to.
You're one of the
girls now, Cindy.
Okay.
You good?
Oh, remember try
and have some fun.
Told you lads.
To the birds, yeah?
What about you, handsome?
Fancy a dance one on one?
I promise I can be
quite a handful.
Not for me, love.
Did I hear you could
be quite a handful?
You did.
Daniel Daniel, what's going on?
We got some prize
cows here, literally.
And you're just standing around
looking at your trotters.
It's just not the kind
of thing I'm used to.
You're playing with the big
boys now, Daniel Daniel.
You need to learn to loosen up.
None of these girls
doing it for you?
All done, Mr. Hook.
All...
Oh, we're just having
a party here, Legs.
You should join us.
I told you, my name is...
Arielle?
Oh fuck.
What the fuck are
you doing here?
- I...
- Hang about.
How do you know Legs here?
We used to work together.
Well, now I work here.
As what?
As an ass...
Hang on a minute.
You mean, she used to
work with you doing this.
Yeah.
Oh hi, Arielle.
Oh my God, this is too amazing.
Which one were you?
What?
The village girls here.
Which one were you?
The biker.
The biker, the biker.
I just don't believe it.
I tell you what, why don't
you show me and the lads here
some of your moves?
You seriously left us for this?
Now now, better to be an
office whore than a paid one.
Arielle, wait.
Bye, Arielle.
Look, Pocahontas, it's
your last chance, yeah?
400 quid for a quickie
in the bathroom, yeah?
Come on, come on, come on.
What the hell is
wrong with this thing?
Arielle, are you okay?
What was that?
A reminder, a reminder that
I shouldn't have even tried.
Is it true?
That I used to be a stripper?
Do you know why I took this job?
Now I never gave a shit about
what anyone thought about me
or what I did for a
living, not for a second.
No, I didn't give a shit
when the moms at school
found out what I did for a job.
No, I didn't give a shit when
they stopped talking to me
at the school gates.
I didn't even give a shit when
they started keying my car
and dropping shit
through my letter box.
I did, however, give a huge
shit when my little girl
came home from school
crying 'cause the other kids
called her mom a whore.
I never cared about what
anyone thought about me
until I saw my little girl
ashamed of me for the first time.
- I...
- I thought that getting
a respectable job
would change things,
but I can see the goddamn
look on your face right now.
No, it doesn't bother me.
Bother you?
Well, it doesn't
get to bother you.
What the hell is wrong
with this fucking thing?
Do you know what, Daniel?
Fuck you, fuck them,
and fuck this place.
So much for we were
in this together, huh?
Goddamn it!
All I wanted was a normal life.
That's all I fucking...
Hello?
Security Stu?
No.
Scott?
Oh, Steve.
You lost?
Calm down, Legs.
It's Carol, she's...
Annoying as fuck, I know.
No, she's dead, and
so is Security Simon.
That's not right.
Come on, love, enough
of the wind-up.
There is a guy in a panda mask,
and he is killing people.
You must take me
for a right mug.
I'm telling you the truth.
If you just wanted to get me
alone, you only had to ask.
What, no, I'm telling
you that there is a guy
in a panda mask, and
he's killing people.
Look, this was bound to
happen sooner or later.
What is?
You and me.
So it can be a drunken thing,
an office party at Christmas,
or we can get it over
and done with now.
There is not enough
vodka in this world.
I find that hard to believe
given your last job.
I was a stripper, not a whore.
Is there a difference?
You're a fucking pig.
Look, I know your type, Legs.
And you all have a price,
so how about we
call yours your job.
Now let's see how far
up these legs go, yeah?
Hey!
You little fucking twat!
What do you think you're doing?
Okay, so we should
probably go now.
I'll be fired.
I'm gonna lose the apartment,
gonna lose the job.
Not gonna get the car or
the dental plan or, or...
Daniel, there is a serial
killer loose in the building.
Sorry, what?
There is a serial killer
loose in the building.
He killed Steve.
No, not Steve.
And Carol.
Yeah.
All right, now
give me your phone.
Give me your phone.
It won't work, the
roofs are lead-lined.
We need to get out of here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's wrong?
We need to get the others.
Woo!
Oh my God.
What do you think you're doing?
Just checking out the goods.
Yeah, well eyes are
for looking, buster.
I've got money.
And I've got boundaries.
Well, what about you?
No way, dude.
We're not prostitutes,
we're dancers.
And not for that
kind of money anyway.
You take cards?
And where am I gonna
swipe that, my ass?
Okay, okay, just
gimme like 30 seconds.
I doubt you'd last
half that, hon.
You weren't gonna
fuck him, were you?
Oh, probably not, but it's
fun to watch them sweat.
Anyway, it's 2016, of
course we take card.
Where were you keeping that?
Are you enjoying yourself?
Aye.
Although I should
be for 200 quid.
Hey, dude.
You haven't got like a few
bucks I can borrow, do you?
In a minute, mate,
can't you see I'm busy?
Oh man, these drugs
are kickin' in.
There's a massive looking
panda in a suit over there.
It's okay, mate, this coke's
cut with all kinds of shit.
I'm preparing to see
the flying baby Jesus.
Oh man, he's got a scary knife.
Fuck, watch the teeth, love.
You're supposed
to be a profess...
No.
Who the fuck is this prick?
Sorry, don't mean
to cut things short.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
He's got blood all over my suit.
This thing cost me 2,000 quid.
You fuckin' prick,
he loves that suit.
I do, it's my favorite suit.
Well, you're gonna
have to pay for that.
Yeah, looks like we're gonna
take you to the cleaners.
Uh, buddy?
Your dick's out.
Oh, fuck.
Cheers, mate.
No worries, man.
Right, where were we?
Oh, don't worry,
I'm not even real.
Sure.
Okay.
Or am I?
So basically you just add a
little bit of lemon juice,
you rub it around the edge,
and then the shower head cleans
itself whilst you use it.
Costs the price
of a citrus fruit.
But these big companies want
you to spend all that money
on their cleaning products,
which is rubbish because...
What's going on?
Well, I don't want you to
panic, but there might be
a mad head with a panda mask
with a knife offing people.
Might be?
Well, it could be these drugs.
It's definitely
not the drugs then.
Is this like a
normal stripper thing or...
Like one in 10.
When I say, go for the lift.
Oh, don't leave now, Officer.
I've been a really bad boy.
Go!
Come on, come on!
Oh, it won't open.
It needs a card key.
My fingers!
Aren't you dreamy?
Can I get your digits?
Aren't you happy to be meeting
a genuine, card-carrying
psychopath?
Cindy, we need to run.
Aren't you beautiful.
Don't let it go to your head.
Don't worry, you're next.
I'll call the lift,
you go get the others.
I think we might be too late.
What's wrong?
The key card isn't working.
So we're stuck.
We're stuck.
Oh my God, you're Arielle.
We've got to get out of here.
There's a psycho killer.
Less to say.
Run, run away!
Oh, come on, you're
just milking it now.
Poca hot tits.
How's that for a totem pole?
Oh yeah, so good.
Wick, whap, bap, mam.
Oh, oh, Geronimo!
Here you are.
Go and get yourself
something nice.
I can see why they
call you Dick.
We're here to help.
What happened to the lights?
Arielle, what the fuck
are you guys doing?
Why are you guys
hiding down there?
Who the fuck is this idiot?
We need to go.
What, why?
Hey, hey, who's got me vodka?
Oh, big panda.
Come on, wax on, wax off.
Gimme the chop.
You cut me dick off?
I'm dickless?
Bad panda.
I hope you're really
proud of yourself.
I'm gonna go away and die now.
What is this place?
The executive boardroom.
It's like the worst
place we could be.
No exits, and the only thing
keeping that nutter out there
is a fucking key card.
Who the hell was that guy?
Some kind of psycho.
I gathered that, Einstein.
I mean, what did he want?
Jesus, Jasmine, I don't know.
Maybe he wanted to
treat you to a KFC
and a night in a Travelodge.
What the fuck do
you think he wants?
He's not here to, get down!
Is he gone?
Did he see?
I don't think so, but it won't
be long till he finds us.
And he's got the
only card that works.
So what, we're just
gonna wait here
for him to come and get us?
You got a better idea?
Yes, I say we go and rush him.
Are you a complete idiot?
This guy is a professional
killer, not a Dairylea triangle.
He killed half the
people in this office
without any of us even noticing.
Who the hell are you
calling an idiot?
I'm not the one
walking around up here
like I'm Pretty Woman.
Do you have any idea
what you look like?
What because I tried to
do something with my life
rather than spend every day
being treated like a slut?
And they really treat you
any differently up here.
Was it really worth abandoning
all of your friends for?
You know what your problem is?
You've always refused to
embrace who you really are.
Well, either way, we'd still
be stuck here waiting to die.
Maybe not.
What do you mean?
Store room, secure, locks
only form the inside.
Standard locks,
not on the system.
And there's a fire
escape at the back.
But to get
through the exits,
we need a security pass.
True, but when the
building systems come on in
the morning, the fire escapes
will be operational as normal.
They open at 6:00 with the
cleaners in about two hours.
Okay, but you forgot one thing.
We need a key card to get round
the back in the first place.
Yeah, how we gonna get in there
without one of those cards?
The vent system.
It's small, but if
we can get through,
we can unlock the door
from the other side.
How are we supposed
to get through there?
Well, maybe not me, but...
I seriously doubt it.
These beauties are never
gonna fit through there.
What, no way.
I have enough
trouble with lifts,
let alone crawling
into that death trap.
Well, we can all just
wait here to get murdered.
It's the best choice.
It'll be easy, I promise.
Just a few feet, let
the rest of us through,
and we'll wait
there till morning.
There is no way in
hell that I'm...
Piece of shit panda
in the fucking office.
Guys.
Guys, come on, the door's open.
Fuck.
Jasmine.
We really should've run out.
Let her go.
Oh, I don't think so.
I've just completed
the full set.
Arielle, you don't
understand it.
Why are you doing this?
Why does anyone do anything
when they go to the office?
Because they're paid to.
Paid, by who?
Damian, what the hell is...
I told you Legs here
wasn't that bright.
It's a shame really.
I was looking forward to
having a bit of thigh candy
at work every day.
What the hell is going on here?
Well, it came to my
attention that I was gonna be
passed over for my well-deserved
promotion this morning.
And I've gone to such an
effort to open up a position
on the partner's circle.
Of course I didn't realize
it was a numbers game.
So I had to get creative.
So I called our friend here
to eliminate the competition.
Wait, so you set this up
for a fucking promotion?
Maybe you're brighter
than I thought.
Why the hell did you hire us?
Well, our friend here
has a little condition
for his services.
I guess his kink is
what do you birds like
to be called nowadays?
Exotic dancers or
is that too '90s?
I like to mix business
with pleasure.
The deal was he takes
out my competitors,
and I provide the entertainment.
So all of us are just
collateral damage?
Business is war, and
war has its casualties.
Oh my God, you're the
actual psychopath here.
All right, enough
flappin' your gums.
You can kill the bitch now.
We've met loads of assholes
like you down at the club,
haven't we Arielle?
What are you on about?
Guys with plenty
of money to make up
for their lack of other things.
You know what else we learned?
A swift kick in the
nuts hurts like hell.
Classic stripper move.
We still got it.
You fucking slags,
I'll gut you myself!
You just can't get
the staff these days.
We should run.
Yeah.
Jas!
No!
Run, you stupid bitch.
Nice try, you piece of shit.
But this place opens in an hour.
It's gonna be
flooded with people,
and this is your only way out.
Now wait just one minute.
There's just one more thing
we need to take care of.
Daniel!
You leave now, and your
little boyfriend dies.
You bastard, let him go!
Stay in there, the
building will be open soon.
We'll see if Romeo
here lasts that long.
The master key opens
the fire escapes.
Just go.
Your choice, Arielle.
I'm so sorry.
Ah, true love.
I just have to wait until
morning and then I'm home free.
It's bear hunting season.
Okay, that was lame.
Yep, I am definitely
going to die.
Oh shit.
Daniel, can you move?
Have you got your pass?
Yeah.
Get to the lift and get out.
No way.
Hey, we're in this together.
Come on, come on.
Come on, get up, get up.
Come on.
Come on.
Mind the job?
I'd prefer if you
both stick around.
I fucking hate overtime.
He's right, you know.
Overtime can be such a
killer.
I don't know about you.
But it's the
assholes that get me.
You girls are all the same.
Always trying to cut and run.
Well, now it's my
turn to cut and run.
Okay, we get the point.
Fuck you, Chi Chi.
Fuck.
Going down?
You know, I really admire you.
You have a lot of guts.
All the more to spill.
I am going to set you free.
There's something
you should know.
And what's that?
The lift jolts on two.
Don't worry, first
day's always tough.
Oh my God, what happened to you?
Turns out this office
has a panda problem.
What do you mean?
There's nothing there.
Mother...
Who the fuck is this?
Motherfucker, this
cost me 2,000 quid.
Hey, Amber, come here
and clear this up will you?
Ugh, yes, Teddy.
I like to mix business
with pleasure.