P.O.V. (2009) - full transcript

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[HEARTBEAT THUDDING]

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

[STATIC HISSING]

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

[SOMBER MUSIC]

[CAR ENGINE RUMBLING]

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

GIRL: Why do you have a camera?

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

[HEARTBEAT THUDDING]



[STATIC HISSING]
[VOICES ECHOING]

[STATIC HISSING]

[BIRDS CAWING]

[STATIC HISSING]

[BIRDS CAWING]

[STATIC HISSING]
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

STEVE: I don't know why
I can't find anyone.

The camera doesn't
lie, or does it?

Recording this just in
case something happens to me.

[STATIC HISSING]
[WAVES ROARING]

Someone must have seen this.

It's completely out of order.

[STATIC HISSING]

Stop it!
Who's a killer!



Who's a killer!
[MAN HOOTING]

You want some of this?

Who's a killer!
You're a killer.

Always have the camera.

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

STEVE: It's too bad there
wasn't a camera around

when you needed one, right?

Ooh! [LAUGHS]
[STATIC HISSING]

[MAN SHOUTS]
Turn the camera off!

I think you should
put the camera down.

[GASPS] No, no!

[GUNSHOT BOOMS]

RICK: What's on the tape, man?

When I get back,
I'll check the tapes.

[STATIC HISSING]

[HARD ROCK MUSIC]

♪ Move everybody

♪ Come on, let it shine

[CROWD CHATTERING]

♪ Move everybody

♪ I'm not your kind, your type

[STATIC HISSING]

WOMAN: Hi, you've reached
[STATIC HISSING].

I can't get to my phone,
but if you leave a message,

I will probably call you back.

♪ Not going back

[STATIC HISSING]

WOMAN: Hi, you've reached
[STATIC HISSING].

I can't get to my phone,
but if you leave a message,

I will probably call you back.

♪ Dare see the rage inside you

♪ Together we fly

♪ Rise to stand up,
defy everything ♪

♪ In your sick life

[STATIC HISSING]

WOMAN: Hi, you've reached
[STATIC HISSING].

I can't get to my phone,
but if you leave a message,

I will probably call you back.

Okay, no, I'm totally
gonna call you back.

[TRAFFIC WHOOSHING]

[CAR HORN HONKING]

[MAN GRUNTS]
[WOMAN SCREAMS]

Fuck, dude!
No, no!

[GUNSHOT BOOMS]

What are you doing, stop
it, stop it, God, no!

[BLOOD SQUELCHES]

[WOMAN GASPING]

[STATIC HISSING]

[WOMAN WHEEZING]

[STATIC HISSING]

Okay?

[STATIC HISSING DROWNS
OUT WOMAN'S VOICE]

Hi, I am Steve.
[STATIC HISSING]

And I just got this camera,
so I'm now going to be

videotaping stuff in my life
and, you know, on my blog.

[LAUGHS] Okay, that was stupid.

This right here,
though, very serious.

It's my rubber band ball.

Steven, you got those
files ready for me?

Uh.
What are you,

what are you doing?
Nothing, no...

[CAMERA CLICKS]

Oh, wow, there is Jenna.

RICK: Go to my house.

STEVE: [SCOFFS]
Oh, yeah, right.

You have no chance, dude.

[JENNA LAUGHS]
Lunch?

STEVE: Let's get a
little better look here.

Don't you dare...
Ah, oh...

Steve?
Oh, uh...

JENNA: What are you doing?

Nothing.
Were you just filming me?

STEVE: No, I, look,
I didn't just film you.

JENNA: Gross.

Whoo, all right [LAUGHS],
okay, let's get the lights.

Let's check out the
beautiful view right here.

Oh, fuck, there you are.

Let me get a little tighter.

[STATIC HISSING]

She's gonna love me.

[TRAFFIC WHOOSHING]
[FAINT ROCK MUSIC]

♪ You're higher

♪ Together we rise

♪ Rise to the sky and

[STATIC HISSING]

[WATER PATTERING]

[STATIC HISSING]

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

[DOG BARKING]
What the fuck are you doing?

Get outta here.

[DOG BARKING]

[STATIC HISSING]
Right.

Okay [SIGHS], so more about me.

Let's see, I, uh, I was born

in the Midwest,
Wisconsin, to be exact.

Moved to the big city,
kinda lost the accent.

Yeah, I just [SIGHS],
I don't know.

I couldn't do a small town
for the rest of my life.

I needed to see
what was out there.

So here I am.

Um, yeah, people back home,

I don't know, I guess I was
considered the nice guy.

[LAUGHS] I used to have
this crush on this girl.

Oh, man, blonde hair, blue-eyed.

Ah, typical, of course.

Yeah, I used to ride my bike

up and down her block
every single day.

I mean [LAUGHS], I don't
know what I was thinking.

It's not like she was gonna
run outside and see me

and wanna jump on me and make
mad sex, you know? [LAUGHS]

Tell everyone at
school about it.

It's interesting, though.

Did I wanna have sex with her

or did I want everyone at school

to know that I had sex with her?

Whoa, this is weird.

Wow, I turn the camera
on and all of a sudden,

the truth comes out [LAUGHS].

Okay [LAUGHS], I'm gonna have to

edit this down a little bit.

[STATIC HISSING]
[OMINOUS MUSIC]

I [STATIC HISSING] this way.

Record.
[STATIC HISSING]

Record, you [STATIC
HISSING] shit.

Here is my ex-girlfriend, Kris.

[LAUGHS] Stop it,
don't give me that face.

Stop, okay, really? [LAUGHS]

I know how we can make this
a lot more interesting.

STEVE: And that is
Rick's idea of art.

[SCOFFS] Yeah,
enough said, really.

Okay, oh, wow, this
is a cool shot.

Down here we have
an awesome banner.

[RICK SHOUTS]
Aw, geez!

[RICK LAUGHS]

Okay, you ruined my shot.

What are you doing?

What's this for, dude?

Let me get in it, can I be

in your movie?
Okay, everybody,

this is my asshole
roommate Rick.

Say hi, Rick.
Hi, Rick.

Inspired.
Thank you.

Here, get out of my
way, I'm trying to...

Come on.
I'm trying to shoot here.

RICK: I could help.

Come here, Steve.

RICK: Here it is,
Stevis Ovarius Rex.

Rarely is it ever seen
out in the daylight,

but luckily, he's
chosen a park area

where other mates won't see
him and rightfully mock him

for the poor performance...
Hey, give me that!

Geez, come on, dude, jerk!
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

Oh [LAUGHS].
Great, great,

you probably broke it.

RICK: Me, I was the
one lunging for it.

Aw, fuck.

Sorry, but...
Don't worry about it.

The red light's still on,
it's probably fine, see?

STEVE: Look at that, she's
coming right down here.

Look at that.
Good morning.

STEVE: Yeah, good
morning is right.

RICK: Ooh, ooh, okay,
hold this, gotta go.

STEVE: What, oh, yeah, right!
[LAUGHS]

She's so outta
your league, Rick.

Ah, yours, maybe, mine?

No, got this.

Okay, I'll...
Excuse me,

coming through.
Just be here.

Oh, shit!
Oh, my God,

what a douche.
[RICK GROANS]

RICK: I'm good,
could you just...

Tell me that doesn't work.
Hand?

Wow, sorry, I didn't...
[GIRL LAUGHS]

Did I hurt you?
No way.

I was just trying to...

♪ You want this,
do you want this ♪

♪ Gun show, welcome
to the gun show ♪

♪ Huh, huh, huh, huh

♪ I see there, I
see there, huh ♪

Rick, goddammit,
get out of here.

[RICK LAUGHING]

Oh, my firm's Christmas party.

Oh, no, look who it is.
Oh.

Oh, what's this?
Smile, kids.

You're on Candid Camera.

This is shit he's
recording for his weblog.

Uh-huh, and who's
interested in that?

That's what I said,
thank you, Brenda.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
a lot of people

are doing stuff like this.

It's not, like, weird.

Instead of working, right?

Oh!
No!

No, Rick...
You don't know what's in...

Rick, Rick!
Thank you.

There he is, kids,
the party animal.

[COWORKER WHISTLES]
It's Steve.

He's a low level executive
in his early 20s.

He's got a medium
five-figure salary

and just six payments left
on a '91 Nissan Stanza.

It's a beautiful ride, girls.
[BRENDA LAUGHS]

Come on down, he's
a one-drink wonder.

He's into aggressive sex...

Fuck you, man.
And he likes to watch.

Just give me the camera back.

No, no, no, no, no.
Just give me it back.

RICK: You do not know
what's interesting.

[SNIFFS] I didn't
know where you went.

Miss me, hmm?

I missed you, come here.

Come here [LAUGHS].

I said come here.

[LAUGHS]

[WOMAN GASPS]
[GENTLE CHIMING MUSIC]

It'll be so much fun.

I promise it'll be so much fun.

Yeah, it's all fun
and games, Steve,

until someone gets hurt.
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

It's all fun and games, Steve,
until someone gets hurt.

I'll make it worth your while.

Oh [LAUGHS].
Mm-hmm.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

[STATIC HISSING]

Your yearly review,
how do you think you did?

I think I did okay.

Didn't I?

I've seen better, a lot better.

In fact, I'd go as far as to say

that a review of your
performance over this past year

is not impressive at all.

So I'm fired.
No, I didn't say that.

But you're going to.

Your performance was average.

We don't fire anyone for
average, at least not initially.

Look, Steven, I know you
wanna be a junior in training,

and for now your data
entry work is great.

It's keeping the company
running, but, uh,

your behavior at work is a
completely different matter.

What do you mean?

MCGAVIN: People seem
to be concerned

about your personality.

You've had complaints.

People just aren't
comfortable being around you.

[STATIC HISSING]

It actually scares them.

What?

[STATIC HISSING] that.

MCGAVIN: You know I
can't tell you that.

[STATIC HISSING]

Aren't comfortable around me.

[SIGHS] What's wrong with me?

I can't be the worst person
in the office, surely.

What about Rick?

MCGAVIN: No, everybody
likes Rick.

So you're gonna fire me.

No, but this has to change.

How do I change it?

I don't know, find
a way, ask Rick.

Okay, thank you,
Mr. McGavin. [SIGHS]

Busted, shit.
Give me my camera, Rick.

RICK: [LAUGHS]
Hate it when this happens.

Don't be an asshole.
Hi, Jenna, oof!

Give me my camera!

[RICK LAUGHS]
You are such an asshole.

No, people like me [LAUGHS].

You know, I don't, I don't
know why I can't find anyone.

I always feel like I'm
the outsider, you know?

Like there's always [SIGHS],

everyone else seems to be
able to do it just fine,

but I've never got it.

I don't know how
they do it. [SIGHS]

I just feel like I'm, like,

two degrees off,
you know? [SIGHS]

I need to find somebody,

someone who likes me.

Oh, God, I feel sick,
this is pathetic.

[FAINT ELECTRONIC WHOOSHING]

[FAINT POP MUSIC]

MAN: Right.

Then who invited you?

I crashed.

What do you do here?

Oh, well, um, I'm a lawyer.

Well, a junior in training.

I do a lot of the
after-hours paperwork,

but when I'm really
lucky, they give me

the cases they can't
be bothered with,

so, come on [LAUGHS].
Nice [LAUGHS].

I'm a junior in training, too.

Oh, nice.
Yeah, if I stick in there

long enough, they
might give me my own...

[STATIC HISSING]
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

Want a ride?
No, no, no, I'm good.

You sure?
I'm good, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Even...

Absolutely, okay.
Okay, have fun.

What are you, what, are you...

Uh...
What are you

doing with that?

I am, this is kind
of a hobby of mine.

I like to document
things, especially

the beautiful things.
[STATIC HISSING]

And honestly [LAUGHS], I think
that perhaps this might be

the beginning of a beautiful
relationship [LAUGHS].

I should really be
creeped out right now.

STEVE: Oh, wow,
look at that necklace.

Oh.
That's gorgeous.

Oh, thank you.
[STATIC HISSING]

It's, um, St. Christopher,
the patron [STATIC HISSING],

Lord's prayer [STATIC HISSING].

Hey, Miss Salazar, happy
[STATIC HISSING] Christmas.

Hey, merry Christmas to you.

Watch out for the drink,
you gotta drive tonight.

Oh, yeah, thanks, I'm
okay, merry Christmas.

STEVE: Can I get your name?

[VANESSA LAUGHS]
Please?

Vanessa.

[FAINT POP MUSIC]

[LAUGHS] I must be desperate.

Just so you know,
I don't normally

bring stalkers with
cameras into my house.

You are harmless, aren't you?

STEVE: Oh, thanks,
thanks a lot.

I'm just playing.

Oh, you're so pretty.

[VANESSA LAUGHS]
Can I give you a kiss?

Yeah.

[STEVE SIGHS]

Okay, film me.

Really?
Why do anything

if it's not on camera, right?

[STEVE LAUGHS]

I mean, alcohol makes me do
things I wouldn't normally do.

Don't you want to find
out what they are?

STEVE: Yes, yes, I would.

Mom, who's that?
Oh.

Um...
I'm Steve, and you are?

Erin.

STEVE: Erin, cool.

Why do you have a camera?

STEVE: I'm making a
movie about my life

and your mommy's in it.

ERIN: Can I be in it?

STEVE: You already are.

Come on, Hun, let's get
you tucked back into bed.

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

Sorry about that, um...

[STEVE LAUGHS]
Where were we?

[STATIC HISSING]
[DISTORTED VOICES ECHOING]

Ideas.

Well, for instance, you.

[STATIC HISSING]
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

[FAINT HARD ROCK MUSIC]

I know what you've done, Steve.

I have seen the tape, this tape,
and the camera doesn't lie.

Or does it, dah dah dam!

What am I supposed to do?

Flip a coin,
consult the I Ching?

You know I do happen to like
your life better than mine.

Should I stop you
and take it over?

Tough choice, what do you
think, fellow bloggers?

You think I could
get away with it?

[LAUGHS] The fate
of your world, ooh!

It's heads.

Hello?

[STATIC HISSING]

[STATIC HISSING]
[WOMAN SCREAMING]

[ALARM BEEPING]
[STEVE GRUNTING]

I didn't give you that.

I know, I got it
from your neighbor.

I didn't think you'd mind.
Are you crazy?

I didn't think you'd mind.

What, babe, babe, babe,
where are you going?

I'm going away from you.

Honey...
You know,

this boyfriend-girlfriend
thing is really starting

to piss me off.

[SIGHS] What, are you
trying to kill me, kill me?

[VANESSA LAUGHS]

[SIGHS] Oh.

Now why would I wanna do that?

[LAUGHS] I don't know.

You are, ugh!
I am not.

I would never do such a thing.

What kind of person
would do that?

Mm.

Hello.

Rick, what are you doing here?

I always come here.

You are the stalker,
remember? [LAUGHS]

Rick, Vanessa, Vanessa, Rick.

Why, hello.

[RICK AND VANESSA]
Nice to meet you.

Jinx.
Double jinx.

[LAUGHS] You can't
double jinx me.

I just did, what are
you gonna do about it?

Oh, you will see.

I will, huh?
Yes.

She's pretty cool.

Yeah, yeah, let's go.

Why, thank you, sir.

Why, no, no, no, thank you.

VANESSA: Double jinx.

Uh, you can't double jinx.

That's not how it works.

See, we have to say
something at the...

BOTH: Same time, jinx!

Oh, I got you!
Oh! [LAUGHS]

STEVE: Okay, guys, you
guys are being really...

Stupid?
Jinx!

[VANESSA AND RICK LAUGH]
Ugh.

She's all right.

Thank you.
Yeah.

Yeah, so, um,

yeah.
You know,

we have kind of a strange
connection, you and I.

We do, I think we do.
Interesting,

don't you think so, Steve?

Just a little.
No, actually, I don't.

A little...
I think you guys

are being really
weird and stupid.

I know, it's true, what
are you gonna do about it?

Yeah, you gonna actually
put down the camera

and run after us there?
No way.

I tell him that all the
time and he never really,

can't keep up with me ever.

He doesn't listen.
[VANESSA LAUGHS]

He's very competitive.
He is.

Wow, really.
And yet I always

seem to beat him.
Me, too.

Funny that, huh, huh.
Interesting, mm-hmm.

STEVE: Okay, you guys
are being really stupid.

You've said.
Oh, you know what?

What?
I think I can take you

in a race, ah!
Oh, you can't.

I can, I can...
What, huh, huh?

[VANESSA SHOUTING HAPPILY]

STEVE: Where are you guys going?

Wait, you guys!

VANESSA: Winner!
[LAUGHS]

RICK: Winner, I
crossed that line...

[HISSING STATIC
DROWNS OUT VOICES]

JENNA: Hey, what are
you doing up on this floor?

Oh, nothing.

[LAUGHS] You shouldn't have!

[STATIC HISSING]
Uh.

Ooh [LAUGHS].

I didn't, Jenna.

Nice card.

STEVE: Sorry, Jenna,
you missed your chance.

Oh [LAUGHS], in your dreams.

Whatever, you'll be back.

[STATIC HISSING]
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

Wow.

Okay, everybody, this is
my Valentine's message

to all of you, and for
all the ladies out there,

Jenna included,
I'm taken [LAUGHS].

Happy Valentine's Day.

[STATIC HISSING]
Hey, baby.

These are for you.

I love you, I love you.

Okay, all right, let's
do this for real.

All right, there, okay.

Excuse me, sir?

Sir, did you check
in at the console?

Oh.
Did you check in with,

sir, hey, sir!

STEVE: [GASPS]
Ah [CLEARS THROAT],

I'm a hopeless romantic.

GUARD: Sir, hey, sir!

STEVE: She's gonna
be so surprised.

Okay, here we go.

[STATIC HISSING]

MAN: Hey, hey, stop right
there, stop right...

[STATIC HISSING]

Jeff... [STATIC HISSING]

STEVE: Vanessa.

[STATIC HISSING]
Ooh, oh, fuck.

Amor.

[STATIC HISSING]

[FAINT POP MUSIC]

VANESSA: Hey, am I
doing this right?

Is the red light on?

VANESSA: Mm, mm-hmm,
come on, smile for me.

What, you don't like it when
the camera's on you, huh?

No, it's not that.

VANESSA: Then what?

Nothing, I, uh, it's just
been one of those days, babe.

VANESSA: Oh, I'm sorry.

Here, this will cheer you up.

But wait, wait,
I wanna get this.

Perfect.

Mm.
Okay, go on, open it.

Okay.

[LAUGHS] Happy Valentine's Day.

See, he can keep an eye on
you when I'm not around.

Thanks, honey.

So are you gonna
tell me what was wrong?

Uh [SIGHS].

Mm, I missed you, too.

[BOTH MOANING]

Is Erin in her room?

No, she's with her dad, Jeff.

Mm, oh [SIGHS].

You are such a wimp.

Vanessa.
Yeah.

STEVE: I know you
been talking to Jeff.

How do you know that?

[STATIC HISSING]

STEVE: Were you trying
to hide it from me?

How would you know that?

Have you been
[STATIC HISSING] me?

STEVE: Are you trying
to hide it from me?

Just back off.
I'm done [STATIC HISSING].

Oh, hey there [STATIC HISSING].

Hi.

STEVE: Oh, wow.

Baby, you look sexy.

Yeah, are you
feeling better now?

STEVE: Yeah, I feel
a lot better now.

Mm, I think you should
put the camera down.

Really?
Yeah, really.

STEVE: Why, baby, hmm?

'Cause you need your hands free.

STEVE: [HISSES]
I think you're right.

Yeah [LAUGHS].
Yeah [LAUGHS].

Sh.

[BOTH MOANING]

[VANESSA GASPS]
[STATIC HISSING]

[STATIC DROWNS OUT
MUFFLED VOICES]

Asshole!
Oh, I'm a fucking asshole?

Yeah, you're a fucking asshole.

How would you know that?

That's none of your business.

STEVE: No, it is my business.

You're my girlfriend, right?

What are you doing, fucking him?

He's the father of my child,

and that is none
of your business.

I have to talk to him.

How do you know that?

Fuck you, you've been
following me, fuck you!

STEVE: No, you know
what, fuck you!

I needed to know and now I know.

You don't need to know shit.

I'm my own person.

Oh, you know what,
just go, just fucking go.

My relationship with
Vanessa is over.

It's dead [LAUGHS DRILY].

You know, I read somewhere
that the death of something

is the rebirth of
something else.

You think that's true?

[LAUGHS] I don't know whether
to believe that or not.

I don't really care.

[SIGHS] And to be honest,
I'm afraid of death.

It might seem kinda
weird, but [SIGHS],

you know, people say that
everything comes from your soul.

What soul?

You live, you die.

What else is there?

And I remember when I was a
little kid I broke my hand.

I went to the doctor's
office and saw the x-ray.

And I saw my bones, just bones,

as if from that
point on, I just,

I realized how fragile

life is and how anyone
can die at any moment.

It's the scariest
thing in the world.

You can't control it.

No one can control it.

And I'm scared.

I'm truly scared and I
don't know, I don't know

what to do about that, 'cause
I have no control over it.

At least I'm scared [LAUGHS],
at least I feel something.

[FAINT ROCK MUSIC]
[PHONE KEYPAD BEEPING]

ROBOTIC VOICE: No one is
available to answer this call.

Please leave a message.

[CROWD CHATTERING]

VANESSA: Hi, Jeff.

[PHONE RINGING]

STEVE: Vanessa, listen,
I know you're there.

I can see you.

[HARD ROCK MUSIC]

RICK: There he is.

All right, it's on.

Rick, turn it off.

RICK: No, no, camera
stays on, my friend.

You know the rules.

Can't you just hide it again?

No [LAUGHS], you
would see that coming

and use that.

We're good, how ya doing?

I'd be better if you
left me the hell alone.

Wow, that's some real live
emotion there, folks, unedited

on today's show, the Broken
Hearts Club with Steve.

So tell us, your girlfriend's
ex is back in the picture

and your jealousy
screwed it up, right?

No.
Yes.

This from the guy who can't
gracefully lose at Monopoly.

Come on, dude, it's me.

No, listen, she screwed it up.

Okay, all right, then.

Well, you know how we're
gonna get over that one?

No, but I bet you'll tell me.

Oh, but I will.

You gotta get back
on that horse, man.

You gotta go fuck somebody else.

[STEVE LAUGHS]
I'm serious.

Yeah, like who?

Eh, I hear Jenna's available.

Oh, here.

That's funny, great plan.

Or Barton.

Who's Barton?

Girl we met in the park.

Oh, no, the girl
I met in the park.

You were too slow
doing your shy thing.

Whatever, dude.
'Cause that works.

Seriously, seriously, as I
see it, you have two options.

One, the park.

For what little I know about
Barton, she likes to jog.

She is sexy as all
hell, and dare I say it,

she's actually nice, which
means you got a shot,

which you better
take really fast,

because I will run
out and tap that ass.

This is my one offer,
take it or leave it.

Or?

Or you track down
this ex-husband

and you wait 'til
you got him alone,

then you bash his head in
with a fuckin' crowbar.

[STEVE SIGHS]

That's just option
two, and I was kidding

should the authorities
ever get this tape.

[STATIC HISSING]

[PHONE KEYPAD BEEPING]

ROBOTIC VOICE: No one is
available to answer this call.

Please leave a message.

Vanessa, listen,
I know you're there.

I can see you.

This is the third
message I've left today.

Ah, you're such a
fucking bitch, you know?

I know you're seeing him.

I know you're seeing him,
how dare you do that to me!

Steven, my office.

Fuck.

[STATIC HISSING]
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

Best of luck.

Thanks.

Oh, big fucking joke, huh?

I just got fired, you happy?

Dude, Rick, come on.

RICK: Come on, wait, look.

I bet right now is the
best time to ask Jenna out.

There's no way she'd
turn you down right now.

[JENNA LAUGHS DRILY]

Fuck all you guys.

You can keep the goddamn camera.

I'm done with this.
[HARD ROCK MUSIC]

I'm done, I'm not
posting any more blogs.

And to you, Vanessa?

Fuck you, fuck you, too, Jeff.

♪ So rise

♪ To dare see the
rage inside you ♪

[ENGINE RUMBLES]

What, dude, what the?

[TIRES SQUEALING]
[ENGINE ROARING]

[GLASS CLATTERS]

[STATIC HISSING]

[TIRES SQUEALING]
[STATIC HISSING]

[ENGINE HUMMING]

[STATIC HISSING]
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

So you're gonna show it to
our grandkids or something?

[STEVE AND VANESSA LAUGHING]

[STATIC HISSING]

Hey, hey, stop right
there, stop right [GASPS].

[STATIC HISSING]
Look...

[GUNSHOTS BOOMING]

[COUGHING]

[STATIC HISSING]

[FAINT VOICES ECHOING]

[DOG SNUFFLING]

[POLICE DISPATCHER
SPEAKING FAINTLY]

[CAR DOOR THUDS]
[ENGINE RUMBLES]

Oh, shit!
Caught you.

Mother...
You son of a bitch.

I caught you.
Get the fuck off,

you shit.
[BOTH GRUNTING]

RICK: God, God, shit.

Steve, Steve, Jesus, man, relax!

What the fuck is wrong with you?

RICK: Dude, dude.
[LAUGHS]

STEVE: Damn it, I got
a hurt shoulder. [SIGHS]

You okay?

No, I'm not okay.

I have a hurt shoulder
and you made it worse.

Sorry.
The fuck got into you, man?

Dude, I was fucking around, man.

Little advice, next time
you walk into a room,

make sure you look around first.

Man, you look like shit.

Yeah, so do you.

Really, what happened to you?

I fell, you?

I fell.

Okay.
Okay.

Tell me something.

When you fell, you
have a camera on you?

Give me my fucking
camera [STATIC HISSING].

RICK: You always have
the camera on you, right?

Always have the camera.

STEVE: Get the fuck
out of my way.

What's on the tape, man?

Oh, wow.

[COWORKERS LAUGHING]

[LAUGHS] That's cute.

Jenna, come here
and check this out.

Here she come.
Come here, mm!

[BOTH LAUGHING]
I wanna show...

[STATIC HISSING] over here.

[CLAPS] This is the best,
this is absolutely classic.

[LAUGHS] Oh!

You remember that? [LAUGHS]

What are you guys watching?

That was awesome.

[STATIC HISSING]

It's all fun and games
until someone gets hurt.

Watch your back, I'm smarter
than you think, Rick.

I'm smarter than
you think, Rick.

Oh, whatever, come on,
it's a joke, it's a joke!

Grow up, oh, come on.

Okay, check this
part out [LAUGHS]...

Just feel like I'm

the outsider.
Make sure you're

getting this, Brenda.

Ah, yep, yep.
Oh, wow.

Uh-huh.
Getting it.

Rick, this is great.
That's so cruel, man.

I mean, he was fired
because of crap like this.

Yeah, hey, I am about to
make him an internet star.

You can't put a price on that.

Man, this has got...
[STATIC HISSING]

[DISTORTED VOICES WARBLING]
Yeah! [LAUGHS]

Man, how can you do
this to Steve, man?

He's your friend
and your roommate.

I mean [LAUGHS], you
invited him into your place.

He pays you rent and
you treat him like shit.

He made the choice.

I, I mean, eh, Steve is
not my first roommate

and he won't be my last,
but I am the best friend

that Steve will ever have,
and deep down, he knows that.

He doesn't have anybody else.

His girlfriend doesn't
love him, he's lost.

And what's the saying, you
keep your friends close

and your enemies closer, right?

I mean, he's, uh, you take
a girl like Jenna, right?

Now Jenna falls
in love with you,

and I mean really
in love with you,

then she will do almost anything
you ask, no matter what,

which, pretty fucking wild.

Ah, you just have to give
her a reason, real or not,

and how you handle that
power is up to you.

But if you don't handle it well,

then bad things happen.

And bad things
happened to Steve?

You don't know the half of it.

♪ Angel severing
the love, the ties ♪

♪ Severing the vision

[HISSING]

[LAUGHS]
♪ This way

Hello, hello out there.

I guess by now you
know my choice, hmm?

The question is this,
when did I film this?

Oh, oh, is it the future?

Ooh!
♪ Together we rise

Gah, ha, look at you.

Don't fuck with me.

[HUMMING DRUM SOLO]

You know the chick
that lives next door,

the kids, corn-fed sex bags?

I'd do her anyway.

♪ Something too deep

Mm, mm, mm, mm.

Sheila, ah! [LAUGHS]

♪ Severing it just won't go

♪ Still in a land you
know they're still ♪

It's just a letter opener.

It really couldn't
hurt anyone. [SNICKERS]

Hey, baby.

Uh-oh, looks like someone had
a little too much to drink.

Baby, baby, wake up.

Baby, wake up.

Baby, babe, babe, what
the, what'd you do?

What did you do?

Honey, honey, how many
did you take, huh?

Baby, wake up, wake up, wake up!

Help, oh, shit.

[BREATH HISSING]
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

[STATIC HISSING]

Fuck!
[STATIC HISSING]

Breathe, come back,
come back to me, babe.

Come back to me, come back
to me, breathe, babe, come.

[STATIC HISSING]
Oh, detective.

She didn't try to
commit suicide.

She would never leave Erin.

I was trying to save
her, I was doing CPR.

Save her, of course!

That's why you picked
up the phone right away.

What were you really doing then?

RICK: Hey, hey, you can't
talk to him like that.

Yes, we can, who are you?

RICK: Uh, that doesn't matter,
and this is harassment.

Now if you got something,
you charge him.

Arrest him right now.

Rick, no, this is not...

Turn the camera off, sir.

RICK: Uh, no, camera stays
on, thank you very much.

You remember Rodney King?

Yeah, now if there's
nothing further, get out.

[THOMPSON SCOFFS]

Oh, you're fucking her.
Rick!

RICK: Shut up, I'm helping.

No, sir, you are not.
Goddammit.

And I suggest you
shut up right now

before you say anything
else you might regret.

RICK: Tell me something,
your boss know

you're fucking
your partner, huh?

Great, we're screwed, Rick.

Sir, if I was you, I
would watch your mouth.

RICK: Yeah, or what?

I got a camera, what
are you gonna do?

Oh, you wanna find out?

RICK: Yeah,
[LAUGHS] really?

Oh, really?
Ben, let's just calm down.

We're leaving now, okay?

RICK: Hey, listen to
your partner, big boy.

We'll be back to see you.

And sir, whoever you
are, I'd be careful

who you show that tape to.

RICK: Yeah, or what,
you'll shoot me?

Man, I gotta be...
What an asshole.

Fucking cops!

Oh [LAUGHS].

What the fuck was that, Rick?

RICK: That was
me protecting you.

When they push, you push back.

Now they're gonna try to
pin this Jeff shit on you,

and if you're not
fucking careful,

you're gonna take
the fall for it.

What I did is just caught them

threatening you on camera.

Upload that, post
it on your Facebook

and Myspace pages...
No, no, no, no, no.

RICK: And they are fucked.

STEVE: Are you crazy?

No.
Listen, I got some things

I need to work out first, okay?

[SIGHS] All right, well,
you work your things out.

I don't wanna be here
when they come back.

We're going out.
What?

Whoo!
Whoo!

[CROWD APPLAUDING]
[FAINT DANCE MUSIC]

Show me something, show me.

I got it, two
points, three points

from the NBA line,
oh, my God! [CLAPS]

Mm, I love you.

I'm, I'm Rick, hi.

Yes, Steve, oh, my God!

[LAUGHING]

Catch her, dude, she's
gonna break herself.

Shots on Steve, shot time!

No, no.

♪ My bitch is badass

RICK: Hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey.

No, no, no, I paid for, like,

two songs.
No, she's fine.

You're fine.
What?

Dude, what is your problem?

What is your fucking problem?

Dude, is this your
idea of a good time?

RICK: Yes, actually, it is.

This is most guys'
idea of a good time.

More booze, bitches.

Here, yours.

♪ And even on the speed

Seriously, can you
bring us two more?

Oh, my God.

Is there something
you wanna tell me?

What do you mean?

[LAUGHS] I mean you are the
fucking angel of death, man.

Bodies piling up all
around you [LAUGHS].

I mean, so far, nothing's
been pinned on you.

They've got two dead
bodies and a stolen car

and that's all coincidence,
but fucking It's

don't matter anymore,
man, you know that.

The cops were at our door.

They're looking for
somebody to take

the ultimate fall on
this, so don't fuck up!

I haven't fucked
up, I'm innocent!

Yeah, you should
be acting that way.

If I were you, I
would use the internet

to my fucking advantage
to protect myself.

Talk about being remembered.

Fuck that.
Thank you.

Look, dude, I know
you're pissed off

about Vanessa, but
fuck her, okay?

Vanessa made the wrong choice.

Yeah, she did, she fucking did.

Now here's why I
brought you here.

Live a little, look
[LAUGHS] at that!

Isis, will you marry me?

Hey!
Let's go, what?

There's no filming.
What?

Shit, get the fuck outta here.

Get outta here.
Whoo!

Go, go!
[METAL THUDDING]

Go, go, go, go.
[STATIC HISSING] fucker!

Holy shit.
[LAUGHS] You fucking...

RICK: Hey, dude,
here, motherfucker.

Take it.
Oh [LAUGHS].

[STATIC HISSING] Oh, shit.
What are you gonna do?

What are you gonna do, huh?
Dude, you fucking creep.

Oh, oh, no...
Dude, dude, dude.

[STATIC HISSING]
Oh, no, dude.

Yeah, fuck you.
Oh [LAUGHS].

Fuck you.
Yeah, fuck you.

We don't take your shit.
Fuck your money, pal.

Fuck you.
Pick it up, your money, pal.

Pick it [STATIC HISSING]
up, I can't believe

you threw your
fucking camera, dude.

What is wrong with
[STATIC HISSING].

You're a fucking maniac.

I'm a fucking maniac?

RICK: Steve is a
maniac, goddammit.

I never fucking...
Steve is a maniac,

goddammit.
Fucking [STATIC HISSING]...

RICK: Who's a
killer, who's a killer?

[STEVE HOOTING]
You want some of this?

Who's a killer?
You're a killer.

What, what, what?
You want some of this?

[STEVE HUMMING]
Holy shit [LAUGHS].

Oh, my God, oh,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

No, no stopping traffic.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[RICK LAUGHS]
Sorry [LAUGHS].

RICK: Ooh, oh, my God,

I can't believe you
just fucking did...

I can't believe I, I don't
even fucking feel like myself.

I don't even fucking

feel like myself.
This is yourself, dude.

This isn't you mopey
fucking bullshit.

I'm a fucking animal.
This is you.

[STEVE LAUGHS]
And this is how

an innocent man should act.

I fucking love you, man.
Bitches.

Let's go home, let's go home

and fucking...
Fuck ho...

[STATIC HISSING]

[BARTON GASPING]

STEVE: Hey, Barton.

[LAUGHS] You must be Steve.

STEVE: Yeah, don't worry,
I'm a little disappointed, too.

Rick told me you'd be shorter.

[BARTON LAUGHS DRILY]

Oh, no, that was just a joke.

You always walk
around with a camera?

STEVE: Only to document
beautiful things.

[LAUGHS] Is that
your pick-up line?

STEVE: Yeah.

Didn't work.
Uh!

Why don't you try
calling me next time?

STEVEN: Next time?

[BARTON LAUGHS]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]

You bring girls up here a lot?

STEVE: Only the ones I
find jogging in the park.

[LAUGHS] Like me?

STEVE: Yeah, like you.

[LAUGHS] Come on.

STEVE: Whoa, where you going?

Come on!

STEVE: Hold up.

So why didn't it work
out with you and Rick?

[LAUGHS] Rick is not
the relationship type.

Told me a few things
about you, though.

STEVE: Really, like what?

That's not for
me to say just yet.

STEVE: You know, Rick
thinks he knows me.

He doesn't.

Hmm, that's too bad.

My friends know me.

Come on, give me that.
Whoa, whoa, no, no.

We're gonna check out this cave.

Come on [LAUGHS].
No, no, no.

BARTON: Come on, what, you
don't wanna be on camera?

No [LAUGHS], do you even know

how to operate one
of those things?

BARTON: Oh, [LAUGHS]
what, like I'm some kind of idiot?

What, smile! [LAUGHS]

Come on, tell me
something about yourself.

Like what?

BARTON: I don't know,
tell me something, anything.

Well, my last girlfriend
tried to commit suicide

because the person
that she was cheating

on me with got murdered.

BARTON: Are you serious?

Yeah, kinda fucks with
your head, you know?

[STATIC HISSING]

Police still haven't
[STATIC HISSING] the killer.

He's still out there.

It's too bad there
wasn't a camera around

when he needed one, right?

[LAUGHS]

Steve, I wanna go home.

I'm gonna go to the car now.

[STATIC HISSING]
[WOMAN GASPING]

[STATIC DROWNS
OUT WOMAN'S VOICE]

I need to show you something.

I think you're the only person
that I can trust with this.

You're scaring me.

What's going on?

Sit down.

I haven't shown this to anyone.

I found this on Steve's footage.

[STATIC HISSING]
[WOMAN GASPING]

Do you remember Steve's
ex-girlfriend Kris?

[STATIC HISSING DROWNS
OUT WOMAN'S VOICE]

[TRAFFIC WHOOSHING]

[DISPATCHER SPEAKING FAINTLY]
[STATIC HISSING]

Come here.
Okay.

Mm.

[BARTON LAUGHS]

[CAMERA THUDS]
[STATIC HISSING]

Mm [LAUGHS].
Mm.

Okay, so I met this
new girl, Barton.

Oh, she is amazing.

I [SIGHS], I like her so much.

Yeah, I mean, it's really
funny, though, you know,

'cause you start to think about,

you know, dating someone new

and how it's really
great and you just have

these amazing feelings and,
and then you start to think,

is it really great? [LAUGHS]

I mean, am I just,
am I just delusional,

because I could
swear that I felt

the same way with Vanessa.

I mean, I felt so good [LAUGHS],

and the thanks I got from her

was that I'm not good enough.

I mean, I saved her life.

God, you know, I
should've let her die.

I should've let her fucking die.

I didn't mean that,
I didn't mean that.

[STATIC HISSING]
Oh, shit, did I hit rewind?

[STATIC HISSING]

[WAVES ROARING]
[BIRDS CAWING]

You know, these hermit crabs
live for about 40 years.

They like to travel in pairs.

Kinda romantic, huh?

STEVE: Yeah, if
it's the right pair.

How do I look?

STEVE: You look hot.

[BARTON LAUGHS]
You look amazing.

[LAUGHS] Come on.

[LAUGHS]

Hey, where you going?

STEVE: Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

Hey, beautiful girl
right here, remember?

STEVE: Yeah, [LAUGHS]
yeah, babe, I know.

So what are you doing?

STEVE: I'm just checking
out the view, babe.

Just checking out
the view [LAUGHS].

Okay.

[STATIC HISSING]

[PHONE RINGING]

STEVE: Oh, shit.

Hi, babe.

BARTON: Hey, what are you doing?

STEVE: Nothing,
what are you doing?

BARTON: Just looking at you.

STEVE: What?

Is there something you
want to tell me, Steve?

STEVE: Babe, wha, babe, babe?

Barton, Barton,
stop, Barton, stop.

Are you following
[STATIC HISSING] her?

Stop, stop, stop, stop, sh!

Are you stalking her?
Shut up, shut up.

Steve...
No, no, sh.

Is the camera on?
Just keep it down, alright?

No.
[STATIC HISSING] here?

[STATIC HISSING]
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

I, I'm not stalking
her [STATIC HISSING],

not stalking her, just...
Steve, you're sick!

Just calm down.
You are sick.

Okay, you're acting crazy

right now, okay?
Why are you doing this?

No, no.
Miss you.

I miss you, Steve,
she didn't want you.

She didn't want you.
Shut up, shut...

I do!
Shut up, okay?

Steve [SOBS].
No, no, no,

you're overreacting right now.

I'm, listen...
Just leave me alone.

Let's go somewhere else.
[STATIC HISSING]

Let's go somewhere else.
You, I don't wanna

talk to you!
Let's go somewhere else

and talk.
I'm sorry, I just feel like

that thing is watching me.
Let's go somewhere else

and talk.
Stop it, leave me alone.

Come here.
Okay, where were we?

Steve, you... [STEVE LAUGHS]

Barton!
Steve, no.

Barton!
Turn the camera off!

Turn it off.

STEVE: Just calm down, okay?

Everything's gonna be fine.

Don't, turn the camera
off and leave me alone.

I don't wanna talk
about it right now.

STEVE: Babe, babe,
I love you, okay?

Let's just go somewhere else
and talk about this, all right?

It's not a big deal.

It's not what it
looks like, okay?

Why are you following her?

STEVE: Babe, I'm
not following her.

She just happened to
be in my shot, okay?

She happened to be in
your shot all the way

across the street sitting
down with her friends.

Your ex-girlfriend happened
to be in your shot?

STEVE: Baby, I love you.

Trust me, please.
You love me.

I saw how you were
looking at her.

You looked at her the same way
you look at me, the same way!

What, what are you, do you have,

like, multiple
personalities or [SIGHS].

STEVE: Let's just go, let's
just go somewhere else.

Leave me alone.

Barton!
Leave me alone, Steve!

Get back...
Mm, mm.

[LAUGHS] Oh, mm.

[MOANING]

[BARTON GASPS]

No [GASPING].

[STATIC HISSES]

[BARTON GASPING]
[STATIC HISSING]

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

[STATIC HISSING]
[DRAMATIC FANFARE]

I gotta check the tapes.

Okay, I'll meet her
at the coffee shop.

When I get back,
I'll check the tapes.

[STATIC HISSING]
[TRAFFIC WHOOSHING]

Hi.
Hey.

Nice bag, new camera?

STEVE: No, I didn't think
it would be appropriate.

I'm impressed.

STEVE: So why'd you call?

I, um, saw your weblog.

My, uh, therapist says that
I need to get some closure,

that the reason why you
carried that camera around

all the time was to
interfere with intimacy

and to distance our
relationship from each other.

STEVE: Wha, was she,
you brought me here

because of your therapist?

No, wait...
I don't need to be here.

I wanted to talk to you, not
for my therapist but for me.

Would you just please sit down?

I have some things I need to
talk to you about, please.

STEVE: You really wanna see me?

Yes.
[STEVE SIGHS]

Look, I care about you.

I care about you, I...

I care about you, I care
about what happens to you.

I care about how you
feel I treated you,

but I don't feel the same
way about you, not anymore.

I need you to understand that.

What, so you have no real
feelings for me at all?

Real, yes, of
course, they're real.

But not like before.

No, not like before, I can't.

It was too difficult, our
relationship was hard.

It's not supposed
to be that hard.

You know what, I
don't need to be here.

Yes, you do.
I don't need this shit.

We can't end it like this.

Can you please listen to me?

No!
Why can't we end this

properly as friends, why
does it have to be like this?

You saved my life.

Where, where are you...

Mm.
[BOTH MOANING]

[VANESSA SHOUTS]

Jesus Christ.
You fucking bitch.

Steven, Steve!
Get the fuck over...

No, no, no, no!
Steve!

No, no!
Oh, my God, oh...

[STATIC HISSING]

[WOMAN VOCALIZING]
Grab her, oh...

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]
[MEN SHOUTING]

[FIST THUDS]
[MAN SHOUTS]

[STATIC HISSING]

[VANESSA SCREAMING]

[STEVE GRUNTS]
[BLOOD SQUELCHES]

[STATIC HISSING]
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

[MAN GRUNTING]

Mother...
No!

Huh.
Huh.

So when were you gonna tell
me about your new girlfriend?

I was trying,
you son of a bitch.

I know you saw the tape, Rick.

I know you saw everything.

You know, there's a reason
bodies are piling up around me.

[GUN HAMMER CLICKS]

And there's a reason
you have a gun.

Why didn't you stop me while
you could, you dumb shit?

I already did.

I've already posted
everything up on the internet.

You're done.

Well, after I kill you,
I'll just take it down.

For anybody that's seen it,
all I'll be is an urban myth.

Come on, Rick, you
can't shoot me.

You wanna be me.

[GUNSHOT BOOMS]
[STEVE SHOUTS]

Oh, a hurt shoulder?

[TRIGGER CLICKS]

You son of a bitch!

[BOTH SHOUTING]

[FIST THUDS]
[BOTH GRUNTING]

You son of a... [RICK SHOUTS]

[STATIC HISSING]

Come here, you fucking...
[VANESSA WHIMPERING]

No, no!
Bitch!

[CHILD'S VOICE VOCALIZES]

Knife!

[SOBS] No!
No, no it's not [GRUNTS].

[BODIES THUD]
[MEN SHOUTING]

Motherfucker.
Jenna!

I will fucking kill you.
Jenna!

Jenna, help!
I will fucking...

[STATIC HISSING]
Stop.

Too fucking slow.

[RICK GRUNTING]
[KNIFE THUDDING]

You getting this?

[MAN VOCALIZING]
[STEVE GRUNTS]

[STATIC HISSING]

[MAN GRUNTING]
[LAUGHS] Jen,

you getting this?
[STATIC HISSING]

[MAN GRUNTING]
[WAVES ROARING]

[WOMAN VOCALIZING]
[STATIC HISSING]

[LAUGHING] Fuck yeah, fuck yeah!

[LAUGHS] Oh, yeah.

[LAUGHS] Oh, choices,
choices, huh, Rick?

[LAUGHS] Oh, baby,
come here, come here.

Are you okay?

It's all fun and games.

'Til someone gets hurt.

Oh, baby, you still love me?

Yeah.
Yeah.

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]
I love you.

Oh, baby, I love you.

[MOANING]

[STATIC HISSING]
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

You, uh, you take a
girl like Jenna, right?

Now Jenna falls in love
with you, and I mean,

she will do almost anything you
ask, no matter what, which...

Stop, you're hurting me.
Fucking wild.

[STATIC HISSING]
[JENNA GASPING]

Come on.
You just have to

give her a reason.
Come on, come on.

[JENNA GASPING]
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

So this is my last blog entry.

I finally don't
feel scared anymore.

I keep thinking to
myself, is this the future

or is it the past? [LAUGHS]

Oh, you know, perhaps I don't
need this camera anymore.

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

JENNA: Watch your back.

I'm smarter than
you think, Rick.

[STEVE MOANING]

[STATIC HISSING]
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

See what I did there?

[LAUGHS] Man, it's good
to see Jenna again.

She was loyal,

'til she wasn't.

Then she had to go.

Let's rewind back to
mother and, uh, you.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

Alcohol makes me do things
I wouldn't normally do.

Don't you wanna find
out what they are?

STEVE: Yes, yes, I would.

Wait for it.

Mom, who is that?

STEVE: Uh, I'm
Steve, and you are?

Erin.

[LAUGHS] Aw, you were
so cute 10 years ago.

I called the detectives.

No, you didn't.

You're right,
actually, I text them.

I saw you following
me and I text them

before you grabbed me.

You're lying, Erin,

just like your mother did.

Look at her.

She's just like you.

I made her immortal.

Am I, am I like her?

You can't resist, can you?

Always have the camera.

They know, Steve, they
know you kidnapped me!

No one knows!

[LAUGHS] I just got this
camera back, and my tape.

It was stolen from me,

but it's back where it belongs.

I love this part.

[VANESSA WHIMPERING]

[STEVE GRUNTS]

You're sick! [SOBS]

STEVE: Smile for
the camera, Erin.

I don't wanna be on your camera!

STEVE: Hmm, let's see.

I'm actually filming
a movie about my life,

and your mom's in it.

Can I be in it?

STEVE: You already are.

VANESSA: Hun, let's get
you tucked back into bed.

Detectives Baker
and Thompson knew

you would find me one day,
Steve, 10 years or not,

and they are going to kill you.

No [LAUGHS], no, no.

That's where you're wrong.

We're all alone,
no one's coming.

I see you.
[HEARTBEAT THUDDING]

Like mother, like daughter.

Who's the killer,
huh, who's the killer?

Freeze!
[GUNSHOT BOOMS]

[ERIN SCREAMS]
[GLASS CLATTERS]

[GENTLE MUSIC]
Wow, I turn the camera on

and all of a sudden, the
truth comes out [LAUGHS].

Who's the killer,
huh, who's the killer?

You were.

Oh, oh, I've been waiting
for a beautiful shot like this.

[GENTLE MUSIC]
[STATIC HISSING]

It's all about how
you're remembered, right?

[SNIFFS] Right, Rick?

[GENTLE MUSIC]
[STATIC HISSING]

Ah, I love this piece.

Makes me think of all
the endless possibilities

that are out there.

[GENTLE MUSIC]
[STATIC HISSING]

Fucking... [STATIC HISSING]

Hey, hey, Jenna,
give me the camera!

JENNA: [LAUGHS]
No, Rick.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

RICK: This is the only time
that one can truly be safe

from this powerful and
deadly creature. [SNICKERS]

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

Look at you.
You know,

maybe if you'd put
that damn camera down,

you could keep up with me.

STEVE: Honey, I can't, I'm
doing this for our posterity.

One day you're gonna
look back at this

and you're gonna see
how beautiful you were

and how you could
run down the block

without losing your breath.

You know what, trust
me, I never look back.

STEVE: Hey, hey, hey, babe...

[CAR HORN BLARING]

Jesus, what the...
Sorry, I didn't see you.

I'm, I didn't see you.

Oh, God.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

[SIGHS] God, I feel
sick, this is pathetic.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

[STATIC HISSING]
It's all fun and games,

Steve, until someone gets hurt.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

And sir, whoever you
are, I'd be careful

who you show that tape to.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

You know, some of this stuff
has been around for years,

almost a decade.

Who knows where all
this stuff came from?

This is the stuff nobody wants.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

Just give me the camera back.

No, no, no, no, no.
Just give me it back.

RICK: You do not know
what's interesting.

[STATIC HISSING]
[OMINOUS MUSIC]

Squiggly lines, sound and
color were all confused.

You'd start out in
black and white.

You'd go to color, you'd
go back in black and white.

You never knew where
you were in time.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

Take a girl like Jenna, right?

Now Jenna falls
in love with you,

and I mean really
in love with you,

then she will do almost anything
you ask, no matter what,

which, pretty fucking wild.

[HEARTBEAT THUDDING]

Turn the camera off!

Turn it off.