P.O.V. (2009) - full transcript

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[HEARTBEAT THUDDING]

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

[STATIC HISSING]

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

[SOMBER MUSIC]

[CAR ENGINE RUMBLING]

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

GIRL: Why do you have a camera?

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

[HEARTBEAT THUDDING]

[STATIC HISSING]

[VOICES ECHOING]

[STATIC HISSING]

[BIRDS CAWING]

[STATIC HISSING]

[BIRDS CAWING]

[STATIC HISSING]

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

STEVE: I don't know why

I can't find anyone.

The camera doesn't

lie, or does it?

Recording this just in

case something happens to me.

[STATIC HISSING]

[WAVES ROARING]

Someone must have seen this.

It's completely out of order.

[STATIC HISSING]

Stop it!

Who's a killer!

Who's a killer!

[MAN HOOTING]

You want some of this?

Who's a killer!

You're a killer.

Always have the camera.

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

STEVE: It's too bad there

wasn't a camera around

when you needed one, right?

Ooh! [LAUGHS]

[STATIC HISSING]

[MAN SHOUTS]

Turn the camera off!

I think you should

put the camera down.

[GASPS] No, no!

[GUNSHOT BOOMS]

RICK: What's on the tape, man?

When I get back,

I'll check the tapes.

[STATIC HISSING]

[HARD ROCK MUSIC]

♪ Move everybody

♪ Come on, let it shine

[CROWD CHATTERING]

♪ Move everybody

♪ I'm not your kind, your type

[STATIC HISSING]

WOMAN: Hi, you've reached

[STATIC HISSING].

I can't get to my phone,

but if you leave a message,

I will probably call you back.

♪ Not going back

[STATIC HISSING]

WOMAN: Hi, you've reached

[STATIC HISSING].

I can't get to my phone,

but if you leave a message,

I will probably call you back.

♪ Dare see the rage inside you

♪ Together we fly

♪ Rise to stand up,

defy everything ♪

♪ In your sick life

[STATIC HISSING]

WOMAN: Hi, you've reached

[STATIC HISSING].

I can't get to my phone,

but if you leave a message,

I will probably call you back.

Okay, no, I'm totally

gonna call you back.

[TRAFFIC WHOOSHING]

[CAR HORN HONKING]

[MAN GRUNTS]

[WOMAN SCREAMS]

Fuck, dude!

No, no!

[GUNSHOT BOOMS]

What are you doing, stop

it, stop it, God, no!

[BLOOD SQUELCHES]

[WOMAN GASPING]

[STATIC HISSING]

[WOMAN WHEEZING]

[STATIC HISSING]

Okay?

[STATIC HISSING DROWNS

OUT WOMAN'S VOICE]

Hi, I am Steve.

[STATIC HISSING]

And I just got this camera,

so I'm now going to be

videotaping stuff in my life

and, you know, on my blog.

[LAUGHS] Okay, that was stupid.

This right here,

though, very serious.

It's my rubber band ball.

Steven, you got those

files ready for me?

Uh.

What are you,

what are you doing?

Nothing, no...

[CAMERA CLICKS]

Oh, wow, there is Jenna.

RICK: Go to my house.

STEVE: [SCOFFS]

Oh, yeah, right.

You have no chance, dude.

[JENNA LAUGHS]

Lunch?

STEVE: Let's get a

little better look here.

Don't you dare...

Ah, oh...

Steve?

Oh, uh...

JENNA: What are you doing?

Nothing.

Were you just filming me?

STEVE: No, I, look,

I didn't just film you.

JENNA: Gross.

Whoo, all right [LAUGHS],

okay, let's get the lights.

Let's check out the

beautiful view right here.

Oh, fuck, there you are.

Let me get a little tighter.

[STATIC HISSING]

She's gonna love me.

[TRAFFIC WHOOSHING]

[FAINT ROCK MUSIC]

♪ You're higher

♪ Together we rise

♪ Rise to the sky and

[STATIC HISSING]

[WATER PATTERING]

[STATIC HISSING]

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

[DOG BARKING]

What the fuck are you doing?

Get outta here.

[DOG BARKING]

[STATIC HISSING]

Right.

Okay [SIGHS], so more about me.

Let's see, I, uh, I was born

in the Midwest,

Wisconsin, to be exact.

Moved to the big city,

kinda lost the accent.

Yeah, I just [SIGHS],

I don't know.

I couldn't do a small town

for the rest of my life.

I needed to see

what was out there.

So here I am.

Um, yeah, people back home,

I don't know, I guess I was

considered the nice guy.

[LAUGHS] I used to have

this crush on this girl.

Oh, man, blonde hair, blue-eyed.

Ah, typical, of course.

Yeah, I used to ride my bike

up and down her block

every single day.

I mean [LAUGHS], I don't

know what I was thinking.

It's not like she was gonna

run outside and see me

and wanna jump on me and make

mad sex, you know? [LAUGHS]

Tell everyone at

school about it.

It's interesting, though.

Did I wanna have sex with her

or did I want everyone at school

to know that I had sex with her?

Whoa, this is weird.

Wow, I turn the camera

on and all of a sudden,

the truth comes out [LAUGHS].

Okay [LAUGHS], I'm gonna have to

edit this down a little bit.

[STATIC HISSING]

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

I [STATIC HISSING] this way.

Record.

[STATIC HISSING]

Record, you [STATIC

HISSING] shit.

Here is my ex-girlfriend, Kris.

[LAUGHS] Stop it,

don't give me that face.

Stop, okay, really? [LAUGHS]

I know how we can make this

a lot more interesting.

STEVE: And that is

Rick's idea of art.

[SCOFFS] Yeah,

enough said, really.

Okay, oh, wow, this

is a cool shot.

Down here we have

an awesome banner.

[RICK SHOUTS]

Aw, geez!

[RICK LAUGHS]

Okay, you ruined my shot.

What are you doing?

What's this for, dude?

Let me get in it, can I be

in your movie?

Okay, everybody,

this is my asshole

roommate Rick.

Say hi, Rick.

Hi, Rick.

Inspired.

Thank you.

Here, get out of my

way, I'm trying to...

Come on.

I'm trying to shoot here.

RICK: I could help.

Come here, Steve.

RICK: Here it is,

Stevis Ovarius Rex.

Rarely is it ever seen

out in the daylight,

but luckily, he's

chosen a park area

where other mates won't see

him and rightfully mock him

for the poor performance...

Hey, give me that!

Geez, come on, dude, jerk!

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

Oh [LAUGHS].

Great, great,

you probably broke it.

RICK: Me, I was the

one lunging for it.

Aw, fuck.

Sorry, but...

Don't worry about it.

The red light's still on,

it's probably fine, see?

STEVE: Look at that, she's

coming right down here.

Look at that.

Good morning.

STEVE: Yeah, good

morning is right.

RICK: Ooh, ooh, okay,

hold this, gotta go.

STEVE: What, oh, yeah, right!

[LAUGHS]

She's so outta

your league, Rick.

Ah, yours, maybe, mine?

No, got this.

Okay, I'll...

Excuse me,

coming through.

Just be here.

Oh, shit!

Oh, my God,

what a douche.

[RICK GROANS]

RICK: I'm good,

could you just...

Tell me that doesn't work.

Hand?

Wow, sorry, I didn't...

[GIRL LAUGHS]

Did I hurt you?

No way.

I was just trying to...

♪ You want this,

do you want this ♪

♪ Gun show, welcome

to the gun show ♪

♪ Huh, huh, huh, huh

♪ I see there, I

see there, huh ♪

Rick, goddammit,

get out of here.

[RICK LAUGHING]

Oh, my firm's Christmas party.

Oh, no, look who it is.

Oh.

Oh, what's this?

Smile, kids.

You're on Candid Camera.

This is shit he's

recording for his weblog.

Uh-huh, and who's

interested in that?

That's what I said,

thank you, Brenda.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,

a lot of people

are doing stuff like this.

It's not, like, weird.

Instead of working, right?

Oh!

No!

No, Rick...

You don't know what's in...

Rick, Rick!

Thank you.

There he is, kids,

the party animal.

[COWORKER WHISTLES]

It's Steve.

He's a low level executive

in his early 20s.

He's got a medium

five-figure salary

and just six payments left

on a '91 Nissan Stanza.

It's a beautiful ride, girls.

[BRENDA LAUGHS]

Come on down, he's

a one-drink wonder.

He's into aggressive sex...

Fuck you, man.

And he likes to watch.

Just give me the camera back.

No, no, no, no, no.

Just give me it back.

RICK: You do not know

what's interesting.

[SNIFFS] I didn't

know where you went.

Miss me, hmm?

I missed you, come here.

Come here [LAUGHS].

I said come here.

[LAUGHS]

[WOMAN GASPS]

[GENTLE CHIMING MUSIC]

It'll be so much fun.

I promise it'll be so much fun.

Yeah, it's all fun

and games, Steve,

until someone gets hurt.

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

It's all fun and games, Steve,

until someone gets hurt.

I'll make it worth your while.

Oh [LAUGHS].

Mm-hmm.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

[STATIC HISSING]

Your yearly review,

how do you think you did?

I think I did okay.

Didn't I?

I've seen better, a lot better.

In fact, I'd go as far as to say

that a review of your

performance over this past year

is not impressive at all.

So I'm fired.

No, I didn't say that.

But you're going to.

Your performance was average.

We don't fire anyone for

average, at least not initially.

Look, Steven, I know you

wanna be a junior in training,

and for now your data

entry work is great.

It's keeping the company

running, but, uh,

your behavior at work is a

completely different matter.

What do you mean?

MCGAVIN: People seem

to be concerned

about your personality.

You've had complaints.

People just aren't

comfortable being around you.

[STATIC HISSING]

It actually scares them.

What?

[STATIC HISSING] that.

MCGAVIN: You know I

can't tell you that.

[STATIC HISSING]

Aren't comfortable around me.

[SIGHS] What's wrong with me?

I can't be the worst person

in the office, surely.

What about Rick?

MCGAVIN: No, everybody

likes Rick.

So you're gonna fire me.

No, but this has to change.

How do I change it?

I don't know, find

a way, ask Rick.

Okay, thank you,

Mr. McGavin. [SIGHS]

Busted, shit.

Give me my camera, Rick.

RICK: [LAUGHS]

Hate it when this happens.

Don't be an asshole.

Hi, Jenna, oof!

Give me my camera!

[RICK LAUGHS]

You are such an asshole.

No, people like me [LAUGHS].

You know, I don't, I don't

know why I can't find anyone.

I always feel like I'm

the outsider, you know?

Like there's always [SIGHS],

everyone else seems to be

able to do it just fine,

but I've never got it.

I don't know how

they do it. [SIGHS]

I just feel like I'm, like,

two degrees off,

you know? [SIGHS]

I need to find somebody,

someone who likes me.

Oh, God, I feel sick,

this is pathetic.

[FAINT ELECTRONIC WHOOSHING]

[FAINT POP MUSIC]

MAN: Right.

Then who invited you?

I crashed.

What do you do here?

Oh, well, um, I'm a lawyer.

Well, a junior in training.

I do a lot of the

after-hours paperwork,

but when I'm really

lucky, they give me

the cases they can't

be bothered with,

so, come on [LAUGHS].

Nice [LAUGHS].

I'm a junior in training, too.

Oh, nice.

Yeah, if I stick in there

long enough, they

might give me my own...

[STATIC HISSING]

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

Want a ride?

No, no, no, I'm good.

You sure?

I'm good, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Even...

Absolutely, okay.

Okay, have fun.

What are you, what, are you...

Uh...

What are you

doing with that?

I am, this is kind

of a hobby of mine.

I like to document

things, especially

the beautiful things.

[STATIC HISSING]

And honestly [LAUGHS], I think

that perhaps this might be

the beginning of a beautiful

relationship [LAUGHS].

I should really be

creeped out right now.

STEVE: Oh, wow,

look at that necklace.

Oh.

That's gorgeous.

Oh, thank you.

[STATIC HISSING]

It's, um, St. Christopher,

the patron [STATIC HISSING],

Lord's prayer [STATIC HISSING].

Hey, Miss Salazar, happy

[STATIC HISSING] Christmas.

Hey, merry Christmas to you.

Watch out for the drink,

you gotta drive tonight.

Oh, yeah, thanks, I'm

okay, merry Christmas.

STEVE: Can I get your name?

[VANESSA LAUGHS]

Please?

Vanessa.

[FAINT POP MUSIC]

[LAUGHS] I must be desperate.

Just so you know,

I don't normally

bring stalkers with

cameras into my house.

You are harmless, aren't you?

STEVE: Oh, thanks,

thanks a lot.

I'm just playing.

Oh, you're so pretty.

[VANESSA LAUGHS]

Can I give you a kiss?

Yeah.

[STEVE SIGHS]

Okay, film me.

Really?

Why do anything

if it's not on camera, right?

[STEVE LAUGHS]

I mean, alcohol makes me do

things I wouldn't normally do.

Don't you want to find

out what they are?

STEVE: Yes, yes, I would.

Mom, who's that?

Oh.

Um...

I'm Steve, and you are?

Erin.

STEVE: Erin, cool.

Why do you have a camera?

STEVE: I'm making a

movie about my life

and your mommy's in it.

ERIN: Can I be in it?

STEVE: You already are.

Come on, Hun, let's get

you tucked back into bed.

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

Sorry about that, um...

[STEVE LAUGHS]

Where were we?

[STATIC HISSING]

[DISTORTED VOICES ECHOING]

Ideas.

Well, for instance, you.

[STATIC HISSING]

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

[FAINT HARD ROCK MUSIC]

I know what you've done, Steve.

I have seen the tape, this tape,

and the camera doesn't lie.

Or does it, dah dah dam!

What am I supposed to do?

Flip a coin,

consult the I Ching?

You know I do happen to like

your life better than mine.

Should I stop you

and take it over?

Tough choice, what do you

think, fellow bloggers?

You think I could

get away with it?

[LAUGHS] The fate

of your world, ooh!

It's heads.

Hello?

[STATIC HISSING]

[STATIC HISSING]

[WOMAN SCREAMING]

[ALARM BEEPING]

[STEVE GRUNTING]

I didn't give you that.

I know, I got it

from your neighbor.

I didn't think you'd mind.

Are you crazy?

I didn't think you'd mind.

What, babe, babe, babe,

where are you going?

I'm going away from you.

Honey...

You know,

this boyfriend-girlfriend

thing is really starting

to piss me off.

[SIGHS] What, are you

trying to kill me, kill me?

[VANESSA LAUGHS]

[SIGHS] Oh.

Now why would I wanna do that?

[LAUGHS] I don't know.

You are, ugh!

I am not.

I would never do such a thing.

What kind of person

would do that?

Mm.

Hello.

Rick, what are you doing here?

I always come here.

You are the stalker,

remember? [LAUGHS]

Rick, Vanessa, Vanessa, Rick.

Why, hello.

[RICK AND VANESSA]

Nice to meet you.

Jinx.

Double jinx.

[LAUGHS] You can't

double jinx me.

I just did, what are

you gonna do about it?

Oh, you will see.

I will, huh?

Yes.

She's pretty cool.

Yeah, yeah, let's go.

Why, thank you, sir.

Why, no, no, no, thank you.

VANESSA: Double jinx.

Uh, you can't double jinx.

That's not how it works.

See, we have to say

something at the...

BOTH: Same time, jinx!

Oh, I got you!

Oh! [LAUGHS]

STEVE: Okay, guys, you

guys are being really...

Stupid?

Jinx!

[VANESSA AND RICK LAUGH]

Ugh.

She's all right.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Yeah, so, um,

yeah.

You know,

we have kind of a strange

connection, you and I.

We do, I think we do.

Interesting,

don't you think so, Steve?

Just a little.

No, actually, I don't.

A little...

I think you guys

are being really

weird and stupid.

I know, it's true, what

are you gonna do about it?

Yeah, you gonna actually

put down the camera

and run after us there?

No way.

I tell him that all the

time and he never really,

can't keep up with me ever.

He doesn't listen.

[VANESSA LAUGHS]

He's very competitive.

He is.

Wow, really.

And yet I always

seem to beat him.

Me, too.

Funny that, huh, huh.

Interesting, mm-hmm.

STEVE: Okay, you guys

are being really stupid.

You've said.

Oh, you know what?

What?

I think I can take you

in a race, ah!

Oh, you can't.

I can, I can...

What, huh, huh?

[VANESSA SHOUTING HAPPILY]

STEVE: Where are you guys going?

Wait, you guys!

VANESSA: Winner!

[LAUGHS]

RICK: Winner, I

crossed that line...

[HISSING STATIC

DROWNS OUT VOICES]

JENNA: Hey, what are

you doing up on this floor?

Oh, nothing.

[LAUGHS] You shouldn't have!

[STATIC HISSING]

Uh.

Ooh [LAUGHS].

I didn't, Jenna.

Nice card.

STEVE: Sorry, Jenna,

you missed your chance.

Oh [LAUGHS], in your dreams.

Whatever, you'll be back.

[STATIC HISSING]

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

Wow.

Okay, everybody, this is

my Valentine's message

to all of you, and for

all the ladies out there,

Jenna included,

I'm taken [LAUGHS].

Happy Valentine's Day.

[STATIC HISSING]

Hey, baby.

These are for you.

I love you, I love you.

Okay, all right, let's

do this for real.

All right, there, okay.

Excuse me, sir?

Sir, did you check

in at the console?

Oh.

Did you check in with,

sir, hey, sir!

STEVE: [GASPS]

Ah [CLEARS THROAT],

I'm a hopeless romantic.

GUARD: Sir, hey, sir!

STEVE: She's gonna

be so surprised.

Okay, here we go.

[STATIC HISSING]

MAN: Hey, hey, stop right

there, stop right...

[STATIC HISSING]

Jeff... [STATIC HISSING]

STEVE: Vanessa.

[STATIC HISSING]

Ooh, oh, fuck.

Amor.

[STATIC HISSING]

[FAINT POP MUSIC]

VANESSA: Hey, am I

doing this right?

Is the red light on?

VANESSA: Mm, mm-hmm,

come on, smile for me.

What, you don't like it when

the camera's on you, huh?

No, it's not that.

VANESSA: Then what?

Nothing, I, uh, it's just

been one of those days, babe.

VANESSA: Oh, I'm sorry.

Here, this will cheer you up.

But wait, wait,

I wanna get this.

Perfect.

Mm.

Okay, go on, open it.

Okay.

[LAUGHS] Happy Valentine's Day.

See, he can keep an eye on

you when I'm not around.

Thanks, honey.

So are you gonna

tell me what was wrong?

Uh [SIGHS].

Mm, I missed you, too.

[BOTH MOANING]

Is Erin in her room?

No, she's with her dad, Jeff.

Mm, oh [SIGHS].

You are such a wimp.

Vanessa.

Yeah.

STEVE: I know you

been talking to Jeff.

How do you know that?

[STATIC HISSING]

STEVE: Were you trying

to hide it from me?

How would you know that?

Have you been

[STATIC HISSING] me?

STEVE: Are you trying

to hide it from me?

Just back off.

I'm done [STATIC HISSING].

Oh, hey there [STATIC HISSING].

Hi.

STEVE: Oh, wow.

Baby, you look sexy.

Yeah, are you

feeling better now?

STEVE: Yeah, I feel

a lot better now.

Mm, I think you should

put the camera down.

Really?

Yeah, really.

STEVE: Why, baby, hmm?

'Cause you need your hands free.

STEVE: [HISSES]

I think you're right.

Yeah [LAUGHS].

Yeah [LAUGHS].

Sh.

[BOTH MOANING]

[VANESSA GASPS]

[STATIC HISSING]

[STATIC DROWNS OUT

MUFFLED VOICES]

Asshole!

Oh, I'm a fucking asshole?

Yeah, you're a fucking asshole.

How would you know that?

That's none of your business.

STEVE: No, it is my business.

You're my girlfriend, right?

What are you doing, fucking him?

He's the father of my child,

and that is none

of your business.

I have to talk to him.

How do you know that?

Fuck you, you've been

following me, fuck you!

STEVE: No, you know

what, fuck you!

I needed to know and now I know.

You don't need to know shit.

I'm my own person.

Oh, you know what,

just go, just fucking go.

My relationship with

Vanessa is over.

It's dead [LAUGHS DRILY].

You know, I read somewhere

that the death of something

is the rebirth of

something else.

You think that's true?

[LAUGHS] I don't know whether

to believe that or not.

I don't really care.

[SIGHS] And to be honest,

I'm afraid of death.

It might seem kinda

weird, but [SIGHS],

you know, people say that

everything comes from your soul.

What soul?

You live, you die.

What else is there?

And I remember when I was a

little kid I broke my hand.

I went to the doctor's

office and saw the x-ray.

And I saw my bones, just bones,

as if from that

point on, I just,

I realized how fragile

life is and how anyone

can die at any moment.

It's the scariest

thing in the world.

You can't control it.

No one can control it.

And I'm scared.

I'm truly scared and I

don't know, I don't know

what to do about that, 'cause

I have no control over it.

At least I'm scared [LAUGHS],

at least I feel something.

[FAINT ROCK MUSIC]

[PHONE KEYPAD BEEPING]

ROBOTIC VOICE: No one is

available to answer this call.

Please leave a message.

[CROWD CHATTERING]

VANESSA: Hi, Jeff.

[PHONE RINGING]

STEVE: Vanessa, listen,

I know you're there.

I can see you.

[HARD ROCK MUSIC]

RICK: There he is.

All right, it's on.

Rick, turn it off.

RICK: No, no, camera

stays on, my friend.

You know the rules.

Can't you just hide it again?

No [LAUGHS], you

would see that coming

and use that.

We're good, how ya doing?

I'd be better if you

left me the hell alone.

Wow, that's some real live

emotion there, folks, unedited

on today's show, the Broken

Hearts Club with Steve.

So tell us, your girlfriend's

ex is back in the picture

and your jealousy

screwed it up, right?

No.

Yes.

This from the guy who can't

gracefully lose at Monopoly.

Come on, dude, it's me.

No, listen, she screwed it up.

Okay, all right, then.

Well, you know how we're

gonna get over that one?

No, but I bet you'll tell me.

Oh, but I will.

You gotta get back

on that horse, man.

You gotta go fuck somebody else.

[STEVE LAUGHS]

I'm serious.

Yeah, like who?

Eh, I hear Jenna's available.

Oh, here.

That's funny, great plan.

Or Barton.

Who's Barton?

Girl we met in the park.

Oh, no, the girl

I met in the park.

You were too slow

doing your shy thing.

Whatever, dude.

'Cause that works.

Seriously, seriously, as I

see it, you have two options.

One, the park.

For what little I know about

Barton, she likes to jog.

She is sexy as all

hell, and dare I say it,

she's actually nice, which

means you got a shot,

which you better

take really fast,

because I will run

out and tap that ass.

This is my one offer,

take it or leave it.

Or?

Or you track down

this ex-husband

and you wait 'til

you got him alone,

then you bash his head in

with a fuckin' crowbar.

[STEVE SIGHS]

That's just option

two, and I was kidding

should the authorities

ever get this tape.

[STATIC HISSING]

[PHONE KEYPAD BEEPING]

ROBOTIC VOICE: No one is

available to answer this call.

Please leave a message.

Vanessa, listen,

I know you're there.

I can see you.

This is the third

message I've left today.

Ah, you're such a

fucking bitch, you know?

I know you're seeing him.

I know you're seeing him,

how dare you do that to me!

Steven, my office.

Fuck.

[STATIC HISSING]

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

Best of luck.

Thanks.

Oh, big fucking joke, huh?

I just got fired, you happy?

Dude, Rick, come on.

RICK: Come on, wait, look.

I bet right now is the

best time to ask Jenna out.

There's no way she'd

turn you down right now.

[JENNA LAUGHS DRILY]

Fuck all you guys.

You can keep the goddamn camera.

I'm done with this.

[HARD ROCK MUSIC]

I'm done, I'm not

posting any more blogs.

And to you, Vanessa?

Fuck you, fuck you, too, Jeff.

♪ So rise

♪ To dare see the

rage inside you ♪

[ENGINE RUMBLES]

What, dude, what the?

[TIRES SQUEALING]

[ENGINE ROARING]

[GLASS CLATTERS]

[STATIC HISSING]

[TIRES SQUEALING]

[STATIC HISSING]

[ENGINE HUMMING]

[STATIC HISSING]

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

So you're gonna show it to

our grandkids or something?

[STEVE AND VANESSA LAUGHING]

[STATIC HISSING]

Hey, hey, stop right

there, stop right [GASPS].

[STATIC HISSING]

Look...

[GUNSHOTS BOOMING]

[COUGHING]

[STATIC HISSING]

[FAINT VOICES ECHOING]

[DOG SNUFFLING]

[POLICE DISPATCHER

SPEAKING FAINTLY]

[CAR DOOR THUDS]

[ENGINE RUMBLES]

Oh, shit!

Caught you.

Mother...

You son of a bitch.

I caught you.

Get the fuck off,

you shit.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

RICK: God, God, shit.

Steve, Steve, Jesus, man, relax!

What the fuck is wrong with you?

RICK: Dude, dude.

[LAUGHS]

STEVE: Damn it, I got

a hurt shoulder. [SIGHS]

You okay?

No, I'm not okay.

I have a hurt shoulder

and you made it worse.

Sorry.

The fuck got into you, man?

Dude, I was fucking around, man.

Little advice, next time

you walk into a room,

make sure you look around first.

Man, you look like shit.

Yeah, so do you.

Really, what happened to you?

I fell, you?

I fell.

Okay.

Okay.

Tell me something.

When you fell, you

have a camera on you?

Give me my fucking

camera [STATIC HISSING].

RICK: You always have

the camera on you, right?

Always have the camera.

STEVE: Get the fuck

out of my way.

What's on the tape, man?

Oh, wow.

[COWORKERS LAUGHING]

[LAUGHS] That's cute.

Jenna, come here

and check this out.

Here she come.

Come here, mm!

[BOTH LAUGHING]

I wanna show...

[STATIC HISSING] over here.

[CLAPS] This is the best,

this is absolutely classic.

[LAUGHS] Oh!

You remember that? [LAUGHS]

What are you guys watching?

That was awesome.

[STATIC HISSING]

It's all fun and games

until someone gets hurt.

Watch your back, I'm smarter

than you think, Rick.

I'm smarter than

you think, Rick.

Oh, whatever, come on,

it's a joke, it's a joke!

Grow up, oh, come on.

Okay, check this

part out [LAUGHS]...

Just feel like I'm

the outsider.

Make sure you're

getting this, Brenda.

Ah, yep, yep.

Oh, wow.

Uh-huh.

Getting it.

Rick, this is great.

That's so cruel, man.

I mean, he was fired

because of crap like this.

Yeah, hey, I am about to

make him an internet star.

You can't put a price on that.

Man, this has got...

[STATIC HISSING]

[DISTORTED VOICES WARBLING]

Yeah! [LAUGHS]

Man, how can you do

this to Steve, man?

He's your friend

and your roommate.

I mean [LAUGHS], you

invited him into your place.

He pays you rent and

you treat him like shit.

He made the choice.

I, I mean, eh, Steve is

not my first roommate

and he won't be my last,

but I am the best friend

that Steve will ever have,

and deep down, he knows that.

He doesn't have anybody else.

His girlfriend doesn't

love him, he's lost.

And what's the saying, you

keep your friends close

and your enemies closer, right?

I mean, he's, uh, you take

a girl like Jenna, right?

Now Jenna falls

in love with you,

and I mean really

in love with you,

then she will do almost anything

you ask, no matter what,

which, pretty fucking wild.

Ah, you just have to give

her a reason, real or not,

and how you handle that

power is up to you.

But if you don't handle it well,

then bad things happen.

And bad things

happened to Steve?

You don't know the half of it.

♪ Angel severing

the love, the ties ♪

♪ Severing the vision

[HISSING]

[LAUGHS]

♪ This way

Hello, hello out there.

I guess by now you

know my choice, hmm?

The question is this,

when did I film this?

Oh, oh, is it the future?

Ooh!

♪ Together we rise

Gah, ha, look at you.

Don't fuck with me.

[HUMMING DRUM SOLO]

You know the chick

that lives next door,

the kids, corn-fed sex bags?

I'd do her anyway.

♪ Something too deep

Mm, mm, mm, mm.

Sheila, ah! [LAUGHS]

♪ Severing it just won't go

♪ Still in a land you

know they're still ♪

It's just a letter opener.

It really couldn't

hurt anyone. [SNICKERS]

Hey, baby.

Uh-oh, looks like someone had

a little too much to drink.

Baby, baby, wake up.

Baby, wake up.

Baby, babe, babe, what

the, what'd you do?

What did you do?

Honey, honey, how many

did you take, huh?

Baby, wake up, wake up, wake up!

Help, oh, shit.

[BREATH HISSING]

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

[STATIC HISSING]

Fuck!

[STATIC HISSING]

Breathe, come back,

come back to me, babe.

Come back to me, come back

to me, breathe, babe, come.

[STATIC HISSING]

Oh, detective.

She didn't try to

commit suicide.

She would never leave Erin.

I was trying to save

her, I was doing CPR.

Save her, of course!

That's why you picked

up the phone right away.

What were you really doing then?

RICK: Hey, hey, you can't

talk to him like that.

Yes, we can, who are you?

RICK: Uh, that doesn't matter,

and this is harassment.

Now if you got something,

you charge him.

Arrest him right now.

Rick, no, this is not...

Turn the camera off, sir.

RICK: Uh, no, camera stays

on, thank you very much.

You remember Rodney King?

Yeah, now if there's

nothing further, get out.

[THOMPSON SCOFFS]

Oh, you're fucking her.

Rick!

RICK: Shut up, I'm helping.

No, sir, you are not.

Goddammit.

And I suggest you

shut up right now

before you say anything

else you might regret.

RICK: Tell me something,

your boss know

you're fucking

your partner, huh?

Great, we're screwed, Rick.

Sir, if I was you, I

would watch your mouth.

RICK: Yeah, or what?

I got a camera, what

are you gonna do?

Oh, you wanna find out?

RICK: Yeah,

[LAUGHS] really?

Oh, really?

Ben, let's just calm down.

We're leaving now, okay?

RICK: Hey, listen to

your partner, big boy.

We'll be back to see you.

And sir, whoever you

are, I'd be careful

who you show that tape to.

RICK: Yeah, or what,

you'll shoot me?

Man, I gotta be...

What an asshole.

Fucking cops!

Oh [LAUGHS].

What the fuck was that, Rick?

RICK: That was

me protecting you.

When they push, you push back.

Now they're gonna try to

pin this Jeff shit on you,

and if you're not

fucking careful,

you're gonna take

the fall for it.

What I did is just caught them

threatening you on camera.

Upload that, post

it on your Facebook

and Myspace pages...

No, no, no, no, no.

RICK: And they are fucked.

STEVE: Are you crazy?

No.

Listen, I got some things

I need to work out first, okay?

[SIGHS] All right, well,

you work your things out.

I don't wanna be here

when they come back.

We're going out.

What?

Whoo!

Whoo!

[CROWD APPLAUDING]

[FAINT DANCE MUSIC]

Show me something, show me.

I got it, two

points, three points

from the NBA line,

oh, my God! [CLAPS]

Mm, I love you.

I'm, I'm Rick, hi.

Yes, Steve, oh, my God!

[LAUGHING]

Catch her, dude, she's

gonna break herself.

Shots on Steve, shot time!

No, no.

♪ My bitch is badass

RICK: Hey, hey,

hey, hey, hey, hey.

No, no, no, I paid for, like,

two songs.

No, she's fine.

You're fine.

What?

Dude, what is your problem?

What is your fucking problem?

Dude, is this your

idea of a good time?

RICK: Yes, actually, it is.

This is most guys'

idea of a good time.

More booze, bitches.

Here, yours.

♪ And even on the speed

Seriously, can you

bring us two more?

Oh, my God.

Is there something

you wanna tell me?

What do you mean?

[LAUGHS] I mean you are the

fucking angel of death, man.

Bodies piling up all

around you [LAUGHS].

I mean, so far, nothing's

been pinned on you.

They've got two dead

bodies and a stolen car

and that's all coincidence,

but fucking It's

don't matter anymore,

man, you know that.

The cops were at our door.

They're looking for

somebody to take

the ultimate fall on

this, so don't fuck up!

I haven't fucked

up, I'm innocent!

Yeah, you should

be acting that way.

If I were you, I

would use the internet

to my fucking advantage

to protect myself.

Talk about being remembered.

Fuck that.

Thank you.

Look, dude, I know

you're pissed off

about Vanessa, but

fuck her, okay?

Vanessa made the wrong choice.

Yeah, she did, she fucking did.

Now here's why I

brought you here.

Live a little, look

[LAUGHS] at that!

Isis, will you marry me?

Hey!

Let's go, what?

There's no filming.

What?

Shit, get the fuck outta here.

Get outta here.

Whoo!

Go, go!

[METAL THUDDING]

Go, go, go, go.

[STATIC HISSING] fucker!

Holy shit.

[LAUGHS] You fucking...

RICK: Hey, dude,

here, motherfucker.

Take it.

Oh [LAUGHS].

[STATIC HISSING] Oh, shit.

What are you gonna do?

What are you gonna do, huh?

Dude, you fucking creep.

Oh, oh, no...

Dude, dude, dude.

[STATIC HISSING]

Oh, no, dude.

Yeah, fuck you.

Oh [LAUGHS].

Fuck you.

Yeah, fuck you.

We don't take your shit.

Fuck your money, pal.

Fuck you.

Pick it up, your money, pal.

Pick it [STATIC HISSING]

up, I can't believe

you threw your

fucking camera, dude.

What is wrong with

[STATIC HISSING].

You're a fucking maniac.

I'm a fucking maniac?

RICK: Steve is a

maniac, goddammit.

I never fucking...

Steve is a maniac,

goddammit.

Fucking [STATIC HISSING]...

RICK: Who's a

killer, who's a killer?

[STEVE HOOTING]

You want some of this?

Who's a killer?

You're a killer.

What, what, what?

You want some of this?

[STEVE HUMMING]

Holy shit [LAUGHS].

Oh, my God, oh,

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

No, no stopping traffic.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[RICK LAUGHS]

Sorry [LAUGHS].

RICK: Ooh, oh, my God,

I can't believe you

just fucking did...

I can't believe I, I don't

even fucking feel like myself.

I don't even fucking

feel like myself.

This is yourself, dude.

This isn't you mopey

fucking bullshit.

I'm a fucking animal.

This is you.

[STEVE LAUGHS]

And this is how

an innocent man should act.

I fucking love you, man.

Bitches.

Let's go home, let's go home

and fucking...

Fuck ho...

[STATIC HISSING]

[BARTON GASPING]

STEVE: Hey, Barton.

[LAUGHS] You must be Steve.

STEVE: Yeah, don't worry,

I'm a little disappointed, too.

Rick told me you'd be shorter.

[BARTON LAUGHS DRILY]

Oh, no, that was just a joke.

You always walk

around with a camera?

STEVE: Only to document

beautiful things.

[LAUGHS] Is that

your pick-up line?

STEVE: Yeah.

Didn't work.

Uh!

Why don't you try

calling me next time?

STEVEN: Next time?

[BARTON LAUGHS]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

You bring girls up here a lot?

STEVE: Only the ones I

find jogging in the park.

[LAUGHS] Like me?

STEVE: Yeah, like you.

[LAUGHS] Come on.

STEVE: Whoa, where you going?

Come on!

STEVE: Hold up.

So why didn't it work

out with you and Rick?

[LAUGHS] Rick is not

the relationship type.

Told me a few things

about you, though.

STEVE: Really, like what?

That's not for

me to say just yet.

STEVE: You know, Rick

thinks he knows me.

He doesn't.

Hmm, that's too bad.

My friends know me.

Come on, give me that.

Whoa, whoa, no, no.

We're gonna check out this cave.

Come on [LAUGHS].

No, no, no.

BARTON: Come on, what, you

don't wanna be on camera?

No [LAUGHS], do you even know

how to operate one

of those things?

BARTON: Oh, [LAUGHS]

what, like I'm some kind of idiot?

What, smile! [LAUGHS]

Come on, tell me

something about yourself.

Like what?

BARTON: I don't know,

tell me something, anything.

Well, my last girlfriend

tried to commit suicide

because the person

that she was cheating

on me with got murdered.

BARTON: Are you serious?

Yeah, kinda fucks with

your head, you know?

[STATIC HISSING]

Police still haven't

[STATIC HISSING] the killer.

He's still out there.

It's too bad there

wasn't a camera around

when he needed one, right?

[LAUGHS]

Steve, I wanna go home.

I'm gonna go to the car now.

[STATIC HISSING]

[WOMAN GASPING]

[STATIC DROWNS

OUT WOMAN'S VOICE]

I need to show you something.

I think you're the only person

that I can trust with this.

You're scaring me.

What's going on?

Sit down.

I haven't shown this to anyone.

I found this on Steve's footage.

[STATIC HISSING]

[WOMAN GASPING]

Do you remember Steve's

ex-girlfriend Kris?

[STATIC HISSING DROWNS

OUT WOMAN'S VOICE]

[TRAFFIC WHOOSHING]

[DISPATCHER SPEAKING FAINTLY]

[STATIC HISSING]

Come here.

Okay.

Mm.

[BARTON LAUGHS]

[CAMERA THUDS]

[STATIC HISSING]

Mm [LAUGHS].

Mm.

Okay, so I met this

new girl, Barton.

Oh, she is amazing.

I [SIGHS], I like her so much.

Yeah, I mean, it's really

funny, though, you know,

'cause you start to think about,

you know, dating someone new

and how it's really

great and you just have

these amazing feelings and,

and then you start to think,

is it really great? [LAUGHS]

I mean, am I just,

am I just delusional,

because I could

swear that I felt

the same way with Vanessa.

I mean, I felt so good [LAUGHS],

and the thanks I got from her

was that I'm not good enough.

I mean, I saved her life.

God, you know, I

should've let her die.

I should've let her fucking die.

I didn't mean that,

I didn't mean that.

[STATIC HISSING]

Oh, shit, did I hit rewind?

[STATIC HISSING]

[WAVES ROARING]

[BIRDS CAWING]

You know, these hermit crabs

live for about 40 years.

They like to travel in pairs.

Kinda romantic, huh?

STEVE: Yeah, if

it's the right pair.

How do I look?

STEVE: You look hot.

[BARTON LAUGHS]

You look amazing.

[LAUGHS] Come on.

[LAUGHS]

Hey, where you going?

STEVE: Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

Hey, beautiful girl

right here, remember?

STEVE: Yeah, [LAUGHS]

yeah, babe, I know.

So what are you doing?

STEVE: I'm just checking

out the view, babe.

Just checking out

the view [LAUGHS].

Okay.

[STATIC HISSING]

[PHONE RINGING]

STEVE: Oh, shit.

Hi, babe.

BARTON: Hey, what are you doing?

STEVE: Nothing,

what are you doing?

BARTON: Just looking at you.

STEVE: What?

Is there something you

want to tell me, Steve?

STEVE: Babe, wha, babe, babe?

Barton, Barton,

stop, Barton, stop.

Are you following

[STATIC HISSING] her?

Stop, stop, stop, stop, sh!

Are you stalking her?

Shut up, shut up.

Steve...

No, no, sh.

Is the camera on?

Just keep it down, alright?

No.

[STATIC HISSING] here?

[STATIC HISSING]

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

I, I'm not stalking

her [STATIC HISSING],

not stalking her, just...

Steve, you're sick!

Just calm down.

You are sick.

Okay, you're acting crazy

right now, okay?

Why are you doing this?

No, no.

Miss you.

I miss you, Steve,

she didn't want you.

She didn't want you.

Shut up, shut...

I do!

Shut up, okay?

Steve [SOBS].

No, no, no,

you're overreacting right now.

I'm, listen...

Just leave me alone.

Let's go somewhere else.

[STATIC HISSING]

Let's go somewhere else.

You, I don't wanna

talk to you!

Let's go somewhere else

and talk.

I'm sorry, I just feel like

that thing is watching me.

Let's go somewhere else

and talk.

Stop it, leave me alone.

Come here.

Okay, where were we?

Steve, you... [STEVE LAUGHS]

Barton!

Steve, no.

Barton!

Turn the camera off!

Turn it off.

STEVE: Just calm down, okay?

Everything's gonna be fine.

Don't, turn the camera

off and leave me alone.

I don't wanna talk

about it right now.

STEVE: Babe, babe,

I love you, okay?

Let's just go somewhere else

and talk about this, all right?

It's not a big deal.

It's not what it

looks like, okay?

Why are you following her?

STEVE: Babe, I'm

not following her.

She just happened to

be in my shot, okay?

She happened to be in

your shot all the way

across the street sitting

down with her friends.

Your ex-girlfriend happened

to be in your shot?

STEVE: Baby, I love you.

Trust me, please.

You love me.

I saw how you were

looking at her.

You looked at her the same way

you look at me, the same way!

What, what are you, do you have,

like, multiple

personalities or [SIGHS].

STEVE: Let's just go, let's

just go somewhere else.

Leave me alone.

Barton!

Leave me alone, Steve!

Get back...

Mm, mm.

[LAUGHS] Oh, mm.

[MOANING]

[BARTON GASPS]

No [GASPING].

[STATIC HISSES]

[BARTON GASPING]

[STATIC HISSING]

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

[STATIC HISSING]

[DRAMATIC FANFARE]

I gotta check the tapes.

Okay, I'll meet her

at the coffee shop.

When I get back,

I'll check the tapes.

[STATIC HISSING]

[TRAFFIC WHOOSHING]

Hi.

Hey.

Nice bag, new camera?

STEVE: No, I didn't think

it would be appropriate.

I'm impressed.

STEVE: So why'd you call?

I, um, saw your weblog.

My, uh, therapist says that

I need to get some closure,

that the reason why you

carried that camera around

all the time was to

interfere with intimacy

and to distance our

relationship from each other.

STEVE: Wha, was she,

you brought me here

because of your therapist?

No, wait...

I don't need to be here.

I wanted to talk to you, not

for my therapist but for me.

Would you just please sit down?

I have some things I need to

talk to you about, please.

STEVE: You really wanna see me?

Yes.

[STEVE SIGHS]

Look, I care about you.

I care about you, I...

I care about you, I care

about what happens to you.

I care about how you

feel I treated you,

but I don't feel the same

way about you, not anymore.

I need you to understand that.

What, so you have no real

feelings for me at all?

Real, yes, of

course, they're real.

But not like before.

No, not like before, I can't.

It was too difficult, our

relationship was hard.

It's not supposed

to be that hard.

You know what, I

don't need to be here.

Yes, you do.

I don't need this shit.

We can't end it like this.

Can you please listen to me?

No!

Why can't we end this

properly as friends, why

does it have to be like this?

You saved my life.

Where, where are you...

Mm.

[BOTH MOANING]

[VANESSA SHOUTS]

Jesus Christ.

You fucking bitch.

Steven, Steve!

Get the fuck over...

No, no, no, no!

Steve!

No, no!

Oh, my God, oh...

[STATIC HISSING]

[WOMAN VOCALIZING]

Grab her, oh...

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

[MEN SHOUTING]

[FIST THUDS]

[MAN SHOUTS]

[STATIC HISSING]

[VANESSA SCREAMING]

[STEVE GRUNTS]

[BLOOD SQUELCHES]

[STATIC HISSING]

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

[MAN GRUNTING]

Mother...

No!

Huh.

Huh.

So when were you gonna tell

me about your new girlfriend?

I was trying,

you son of a bitch.

I know you saw the tape, Rick.

I know you saw everything.

You know, there's a reason

bodies are piling up around me.

[GUN HAMMER CLICKS]

And there's a reason

you have a gun.

Why didn't you stop me while

you could, you dumb shit?

I already did.

I've already posted

everything up on the internet.

You're done.

Well, after I kill you,

I'll just take it down.

For anybody that's seen it,

all I'll be is an urban myth.

Come on, Rick, you

can't shoot me.

You wanna be me.

[GUNSHOT BOOMS]

[STEVE SHOUTS]

Oh, a hurt shoulder?

[TRIGGER CLICKS]

You son of a bitch!

[BOTH SHOUTING]

[FIST THUDS]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

You son of a... [RICK SHOUTS]

[STATIC HISSING]

Come here, you fucking...

[VANESSA WHIMPERING]

No, no!

Bitch!

[CHILD'S VOICE VOCALIZES]

Knife!

[SOBS] No!

No, no it's not [GRUNTS].

[BODIES THUD]

[MEN SHOUTING]

Motherfucker.

Jenna!

I will fucking kill you.

Jenna!

Jenna, help!

I will fucking...

[STATIC HISSING]

Stop.

Too fucking slow.

[RICK GRUNTING]

[KNIFE THUDDING]

You getting this?

[MAN VOCALIZING]

[STEVE GRUNTS]

[STATIC HISSING]

[MAN GRUNTING]

[LAUGHS] Jen,

you getting this?

[STATIC HISSING]

[MAN GRUNTING]

[WAVES ROARING]

[WOMAN VOCALIZING]

[STATIC HISSING]

[LAUGHING] Fuck yeah, fuck yeah!

[LAUGHS] Oh, yeah.

[LAUGHS] Oh, choices,

choices, huh, Rick?

[LAUGHS] Oh, baby,

come here, come here.

Are you okay?

It's all fun and games.

'Til someone gets hurt.

Oh, baby, you still love me?

Yeah.

Yeah.

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

I love you.

Oh, baby, I love you.

[MOANING]

[STATIC HISSING]

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

You, uh, you take a

girl like Jenna, right?

Now Jenna falls in love

with you, and I mean,

she will do almost anything you

ask, no matter what, which...

Stop, you're hurting me.

Fucking wild.

[STATIC HISSING]

[JENNA GASPING]

Come on.

You just have to

give her a reason.

Come on, come on.

[JENNA GASPING]

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

So this is my last blog entry.

I finally don't

feel scared anymore.

I keep thinking to

myself, is this the future

or is it the past? [LAUGHS]

Oh, you know, perhaps I don't

need this camera anymore.

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

JENNA: Watch your back.

I'm smarter than

you think, Rick.

[STEVE MOANING]

[STATIC HISSING]

[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]

See what I did there?

[LAUGHS] Man, it's good

to see Jenna again.

She was loyal,

'til she wasn't.

Then she had to go.

Let's rewind back to

mother and, uh, you.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

Alcohol makes me do things

I wouldn't normally do.

Don't you wanna find

out what they are?

STEVE: Yes, yes, I would.

Wait for it.

Mom, who is that?

STEVE: Uh, I'm

Steve, and you are?

Erin.

[LAUGHS] Aw, you were

so cute 10 years ago.

I called the detectives.

No, you didn't.

You're right,

actually, I text them.

I saw you following

me and I text them

before you grabbed me.

You're lying, Erin,

just like your mother did.

Look at her.

She's just like you.

I made her immortal.

Am I, am I like her?

You can't resist, can you?

Always have the camera.

They know, Steve, they

know you kidnapped me!

No one knows!

[LAUGHS] I just got this

camera back, and my tape.

It was stolen from me,

but it's back where it belongs.

I love this part.

[VANESSA WHIMPERING]

[STEVE GRUNTS]

You're sick! [SOBS]

STEVE: Smile for

the camera, Erin.

I don't wanna be on your camera!

STEVE: Hmm, let's see.

I'm actually filming

a movie about my life,

and your mom's in it.

Can I be in it?

STEVE: You already are.

VANESSA: Hun, let's get

you tucked back into bed.

Detectives Baker

and Thompson knew

you would find me one day,

Steve, 10 years or not,

and they are going to kill you.

No [LAUGHS], no, no.

That's where you're wrong.

We're all alone,

no one's coming.

I see you.

[HEARTBEAT THUDDING]

Like mother, like daughter.

Who's the killer,

huh, who's the killer?

Freeze!

[GUNSHOT BOOMS]

[ERIN SCREAMS]

[GLASS CLATTERS]

[GENTLE MUSIC]

Wow, I turn the camera on

and all of a sudden, the

truth comes out [LAUGHS].

Who's the killer,

huh, who's the killer?

You were.

Oh, oh, I've been waiting

for a beautiful shot like this.

[GENTLE MUSIC]

[STATIC HISSING]

It's all about how

you're remembered, right?

[SNIFFS] Right, Rick?

[GENTLE MUSIC]

[STATIC HISSING]

Ah, I love this piece.

Makes me think of all

the endless possibilities

that are out there.

[GENTLE MUSIC]

[STATIC HISSING]

Fucking... [STATIC HISSING]

Hey, hey, Jenna,

give me the camera!

JENNA: [LAUGHS]

No, Rick.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

RICK: This is the only time

that one can truly be safe

from this powerful and

deadly creature. [SNICKERS]

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

Look at you.

You know,

maybe if you'd put

that damn camera down,

you could keep up with me.

STEVE: Honey, I can't, I'm

doing this for our posterity.

One day you're gonna

look back at this

and you're gonna see

how beautiful you were

and how you could

run down the block

without losing your breath.

You know what, trust

me, I never look back.

STEVE: Hey, hey, hey, babe...

[CAR HORN BLARING]

Jesus, what the...

Sorry, I didn't see you.

I'm, I didn't see you.

Oh, God.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

[SIGHS] God, I feel

sick, this is pathetic.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

[STATIC HISSING]

It's all fun and games,

Steve, until someone gets hurt.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

And sir, whoever you

are, I'd be careful

who you show that tape to.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

You know, some of this stuff

has been around for years,

almost a decade.

Who knows where all

this stuff came from?

This is the stuff nobody wants.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

Just give me the camera back.

No, no, no, no, no.

Just give me it back.

RICK: You do not know

what's interesting.

[STATIC HISSING]

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

Squiggly lines, sound and

color were all confused.

You'd start out in

black and white.

You'd go to color, you'd

go back in black and white.

You never knew where

you were in time.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

Take a girl like Jenna, right?

Now Jenna falls

in love with you,

and I mean really

in love with you,

then she will do almost anything

you ask, no matter what,

which, pretty fucking wild.

[HEARTBEAT THUDDING]

Turn the camera off!

Turn it off.