On the Loose (1931) - full transcript

The girls, tired of being taken to Coney Island by all the local boys, meet up with two Englishmen who offer to take them on a date--to Coney Island.

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l think it's adorable! l'll take it.

l'm glad. lt's the latest model.

- Can you deliver it right away?
- Right away.

lt's my husband's birthday
and l want to surprise him.

l understand. The address, please?

1127 Walnut Avenue.

1127 Walnut...


- Pardon me, Mr Postman.
- Yes, sir.

Could you tell me
where 1127 Walnut Avenue is?

1127 Walnut Avenue?

Yes, sir.

That's the house up there,
right on top of the stoop.

That's the house up there,
right on top of the stoop.

Steady, Suzie.

Just a moment!

This requires a little thought.

Now ease it down on my back.

Get this off of my...back!

Why don't you be careful?

Ooh! Come on.

Now heave-ho.

Wait a minute. That's it.

Would you gentlemen please let me pass?

Why, certainly, ma'am. Just a moment.

Just a moment, maybe l can help you.

Of all the dumb things!

..and not only that, he kicked me.

- He kicked you?!
- Yes, Officer.

Right in the middle of my daily duties.

Oh, he kicked you, did he?

- Hey, you!
- What?

Come here.

Go down and see what he wants.

You go down and see what he wants.

Don't argue with me.
Go see what the man wants.

- l'm not arguing...
- Go ahead!

- What do you want?
- Go down and see!

- What?
- l don't want you,

l want that other monkey.

- What?
- He don't want me.

He wants the other monkey.


Say, what do you mean by
molesting that girl?

- Who? Me?
- Yes, you.

Why, l was just...

Now let that be a lesson to you.

Are you gonna stand for that?

Listen, if he'd had said
one more word to me, l would have...

Now let that be another lesson to you.

Say listen, don't you think
you're bounding over your steps?

What do you mean,
bounding over my steps?

Why, he means overstepping your bounds.

Now let that be a lesson to you.

Well? When are you two numbskulls
going to take this thing out of the way?

- What's it to you?
- l should like to pass.

Why don't you walk around?

Walk around?! Me?

Professor Theodore von Schwarzenhoffen,

MD, AD, DDS, FLD, FFF and F,

should walk around?

Get that thing out of my way!
Get it out of my way.

Get it out of the way. Out of the way!

Very lovely.

l'll have you arrested for this!

l'll have you thrown in jail.

l'm Professor...

- Ollie.
- What?

- l can't make it.
- Don't weaken now.

We've only got a few more steps.
Now both together.

Come here!

Did you fellas carry that piano
all the way up these stairs?

You didn't have to do that.

You see that road down there? All you...

All you had to do was to drive
around that road to the top here.

Now why didn't we think of that before?


Just a moment.

l guess we'll have to take it back.

- Why?
- There's nobody home.

Where there's a will, there's a way.

We'll take the piano through the window,
down the stairs and put it in the living room.

You find a ladder and
l'll get the block and tackle.

Why don't you watch what you're doing?

Hey, Ollie?

- What?
- There's somebody home.

- Are they up there?
- No, l heard them coming up the stairs.

You heard them coming up!
Stupid, that was me!

- That was you?
- Why, certainly.

How'd you get in the house?

l was on the ladder as you pulled
the piano up and the block and tackle...

Get back in there!

Throw me my hat.

Heard them coming up the stairs!

What is it now?

You got my hat.


Now throw me mine.

Get back in that house and l don't want
to hear any more out of you.

Where'd you get that hat?

Now let's get this piano downstairs.

Get that piano out of there
while l find a place to put it.

l'll get it out.

Get out of here!
Get that piano out of that box.

What were you doing up there?

l was trying to plug it in.

That's not the place to plug it in.
Give it to me!

lf l see them, l'll run them in.

Thank you, Officer.


Now let's get this place cleaned up.

What is the meaning of this?!

- Do you live here?
- Do l live here?!

This is my home!
What are you doing here?

We just delivered your piano.

Piano? Piano!

l hate and detest pianos.

They are mechanical blunderbusses!

Take it out of here before l commit murder.

Take it out! Take it out!

Take it out!

That's enough!

Wait a minute, l'll take care of you!

l'll take care of you!

You'll learn a lesson! l'll show you!

Right. l'll teach you to bring a piano
into my house!

l'll show you! Bring a piano into my house...

- Theodore! Theodore!
- l hate pianos.

What are you doing?

Why, these two blundering idiots
delivered a piano here by mistake.

Look at our home.

lt wasn't a mistake, darling,
l bought the piano to surprise you

on your birthday.

There, there, dear.

l wouldn't have had this happen
for a million dollars.

l thought you said you hated pianos.

What? Me hate pianos?

- Why, l'm nuts about them.
- Oh!

Excuse me, gentlemen,

what can l do to show you how sorry l am?

Just sign here.

Service with a smile.

Stanley, the pen.

Why, you...

- Out of my house! Out of my house!
- Theodore!